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Terrible. But good, I'm going to have a
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weird year. I'm going to have a bag full of
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challenge coins in an ex cop car.
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Just giving them out to people who like put groceries in the
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car. It's going to be a weird year
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for me. Oh man, because.
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That's what I needed was more shit.
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That's just completely people see it and they're like, why?
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Why would you do that? Because I don't have enough.
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That's fantastic. I want to do that now.
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I want to do that so bad. Welcome back, guys.
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Welcome back episode 34 of the thanks.
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Hated the podcast and I'm sad to say Ryan will be joining us.
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He's decided that he's not going to do podcasting anymore or
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content of any sort. Last I heard he was packing and
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headed up to where was that place?
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Tibet. He's going to do the Tibetan
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monk lifestyle from now on. Shaved his head the other day.
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It's crazy looking. The robes are just sheets.
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I think they're like sheets he got handed down.
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I don't know, but they're there's like roses print on them
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and stuff. I swear it's that monster coming
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at him. Oh yeah, his girlfriend his.
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Girlfriend. Dave.
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Dave. Dave So we had a couple things
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ready to talk about mostly our week that was shit.
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Yeah. It was shit.
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I didn't sleep. We were both on our period.
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Oh. My God.
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And I I was definitely PMS ING this morning.
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Both on our period is wild. I think I I took your hormones
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this morning. Oh my God, if I could just give
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you my hormones that would be fantastic.
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This morning I actively yelled at in my car another person for
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being just some place that I didn't want them to be.
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He got big mad. And it, it was crazy because
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like the the person who had helped us out at the DMV was
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really cool. And then I immediately got in
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the car and got mad at this person for being in my way.
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You couldn't wait for me. Oh my God.
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Oh my God, that was so quick. Are you back?
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Yeah. How did it go?
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I don't know what's going on. Oh, you can't say they they told
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you. You can't talk about the the
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hidden ways. I see.
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The Brotherhood? What the fuck?
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Are we recording 34 just to be sure?
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Yes. Yes.
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OK. So Ryan's back, guys.
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I don't think he can talk about his trip but.
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But we know. Maybe we'll do behind the
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paywall or something like a buy me a coffee and and then he'll
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describe his his experience. How was your week bud?
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So I'm cutting all of that out. I don't know what's going on.
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We'll let you hear it. Well, you'll you'll hear it.
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Trust me. It's very good.
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We both had our period this week.
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We did. Oh.
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Congratulations. And he?
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And I'm just now recording. That's fine, you can jump in so
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the you. Know this is going to cause
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chaos and editing, right? No, we can just shut your clip
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off when we're done. It'll be it'll be perfect to the
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to the stream. So or we'll shut ours off 10
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minutes early. You just stay behind.
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Gross. DMV.
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Incredibly, the DMV was great. The woman knew exactly what she
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was doing. She was the smartest person in
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the room. I was like, how do I do this?
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She's like, here's the form, Here's the piece of paper.
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You're going to want to do it this way.
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I said, OK, if I need to do something else before I register
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myself in the state, can I do that instead without registering
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myself in the state? And she's like, absolutely.
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Here's that form and here's that checklist.
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Do whatever you need to do. What are you registering in the
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state? I'm registering my new car.
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What is? Me is it.
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I already sent it to Ryan and I think he's got audio of when I
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picked it up. I bought a new car.
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The question is which explorer in the parking lot is it?
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It's the cop car. I bought a cop car.
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Long story short, I bought a cop car.
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Woo. It is a retired.
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Did I send you the interior shots like the the clip?
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No. You just sent me.
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God. On the the lot you sent me the
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video and it's already played so they'll they'll know, but you
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basically are are going around. Which car did I buy?
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It's the cop car. It's the cop car.
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What's funny is he didn't buy it from a a lot.
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I don't know where he took that video, but he.
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Didn't buy it from a lot like a used car lot with the amount of
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cars there. Oh, oh, that one that was in the
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the Mavis parking lot, I was actually getting it looked at
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because oh, OK, so very good. Like I don't even ribbon on a
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week. Yeah so the ribbon on a week was
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me buying the car. I've wanted one of these semi
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retired cop cars for literally like 8 years.
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I rode motorcycles my whole life, pretty much up until, I
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don't even know, 24, I don't know.
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I don't think I actually had a car in my name.
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Like I never once registered a car in my name.
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I had, I've had cars, I've just never driven them.
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I've either flipped them or used them or given them away.
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Like I'd never, I never actually wanted a car.
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I just like motorcycles. So like I was on motorcycles for
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years and years and years and years and years.
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And my first car was, was it the Ranger?
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The Mazda technically my first car like mine.
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So I got a 98 grey 6 inch lifted on like 30 fives with a Topper
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like Ranger it. Was so ugly it was cute.
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It was so ugly. You were like, like, you know
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when you see a car that's been hacked as shit and you're like,
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what is that abomination and how much can I buy it for?
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That was my truck and I, I loved it so much.
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We, we took it camping. We, we ran all around in it.
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It was pretty much an overland rig without the expensive bits.
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And it was awesome. Ice cold AC Awesome.
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Truck, I want to say 2017, yeah, 20/16/2017 is when you got it.
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I'm going to send you that video of the interior after the story.
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So I, I got my truck, I ran with that for a year or two maybe.
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And then I ended up having a fairly decent income for my age.
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So I thought, I know I'll go to a dealership and I'll pick up a
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Ram because that's what you do when you got more money than you
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know what to do with you. You buy a vehicle that's way too
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expensive and way too expensive to run and way too expensive to
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repair right before. COVID.
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Right before COVID so I bought a ram that was fully kitted out.
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This thing had the full options package, the skid plates lifted,
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the 4x4 the the lights this the package everything.
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It literally was the outdoorsman package with like the hunting
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gear like built in. That truck cost me so much, so
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much to run. It wasn't worth anything by the
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end because it just fell apart. Dude, Dodge just Dodge can't
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build a car to save their life. That was actually the first year
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that Dodge separated from Ram and Ram became its own, pretty
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much its own company still under the Stalantis group, like Dodge,
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Chrysler, Jeep. But Dodge became its own thing.
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And then they started getting a little bit better like 3 or 4
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years later. They got pretty good trucks now,
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but my year of engine was a redesign for the Hemi.
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They redesigned it in a way that it had an oil starvation issue
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and after 100,000 miles it would eat its own camshaft and I'm
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talking it would, it would gully a knuckle size hole out of each
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Cam lobe on the inside of the engine.
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So I, I ran this thing for, I don't know, probably 2-3 years.
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Yeah. And by the hard.
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No. Not not hard.
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I barely, barely used it to tow. I mean, it was a tiny little
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trailer that I too, that I too. That's good.
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You said two or three years. Yeah, before I had to rebuild
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it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Three. Yeah.
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Didn't know about the engine because I didn't research it
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because I was a kid. So I literally just said I want
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a Ram. I've always wanted a Ram.
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I'll just go buy a truck, idiot. So I go buy this truck.
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Two or two or three years I got out of it and it starts giving
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me trouble and it starts giving me trouble and trouble and
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trouble. And I finally go looking and
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apparently there has been a catastrophic failure with these
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engines between this year and this year that their redesign
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was still in place and the engines are from factory
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defective. They will, they will eat
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themselves every time. There's no such thing as a HEMI
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with 200,000 miles that hasn't been rebuilt.
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It doesn't happen. They're they're bad engines.
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So we rebuild it in three days, 2 1/2 days in a carport fully
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tore it down. I've got pictures of me standing
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inside the engine Bay, like my whole body inside the engine Bay
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and my chest is up against the the front of the block and the
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whole block is torn down to the bottom.
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And I'm I'm literally like inside of the engine tearing
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this thing apart. Rebuilt it from the top of the
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block up. Never rebuilt an engine that
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that extensively in my life. I fucked around with small
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blocks forever in my Silverado but I've never done a new ish
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like newer electronic actual rebuild.
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Yeah like a like a a new engine. So I spent 2 1/2 days in a
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carport inside the engine, literally inside of it
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rebuilding it from scratch watching YouTube videos.
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Brother, I rebuilt a fucking hemi from the top of the block
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up by scratch and I've never seen the inside of a block of a
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hemi before. It worked the first fucking try.
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That's why YouTube is the best. I'm talking they literally were
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holding the phone doing the parts that I was doing and I
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just copied what they did. It was amazing.
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First try, perfect. And then I get two or three more
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years out of it maybe. Yeah.
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And it's just one thing after another.
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The switches stop working, the TPMS goes out the the bearings,
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yeah, the bearings go out. And because the bearings go out,
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it takes out my traction control, it takes out my cruise
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control, it takes out my 4 wheel drive, it takes out my ABS.
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Pretty much all the safeties on the car get taken out because
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the bearings get eaten and then the sensors get clogged up by
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literal specks of metal that used to be your car.
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So that's what we talked about probably a month ago on the
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podcast was me going down to Florida and rebuilding this
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thing for like 3 days and I couldn't do it.
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I literally couldn't do it. It took me 3 full days to at the
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end of it go fuck it, put it all back together bolt by bolt and
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I'm going to sell it right where it sits because it can't move
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because the bearings are dead. And that's the end of my truck
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and it's getting sold now. So before I bought the Ram I
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wanted a 2010 to 2012 Tahoe PPV which is the special pursuit
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vehicle, the purpose pursuit vehicle or something like that.
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It was either coming from Border Patrol or it was coming from
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Beach watcher. It was coming from the guys up
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in Tallahassee in the the county, but I couldn't find one.
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And if I did find it, there was 1 and it was in Tallahassee and
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it was too much because everybody wants a Tahoe.
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They're fucking dope. So couldn't get it.
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Ended up buying the Ram instead. Huge, massive mistake.
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That thing's been nothing but a problem child.
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I love that truck, but it's, it really is built like shit.
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So this time I thought, I'm not going to do it again.
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I'm not going to want an old, not old.
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It's a 2018 Ford Explorer PPV with 113,000 miles.
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Dude, it, it drives like it's fucking new.
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It drives like it came off the line yesterday.
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The engine, butter smooth, the transmission butter smooth.
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It's the thing, literally. It's so good.
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It's such a good car. I'm already in love with it,
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unfortunately. I hope it doesn't crush crush
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me. Well, Fords are typically very
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well engineered, very well made. You don't see I.
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Know the electrics are always bad, but that's that's.
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A new, I don't, I don't count that because across the board
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that's true, not that great, except for like a company like
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Tesla and their their electric cars are still not up to par for
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most, you know, internal combustion engine vehicles just
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because the technology is still not quite there.
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But that's all they dedicated, all they're funding to is the
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electric vehicle. I didn't mean like dodge or ram
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or stalantis electric vehicle. I meant the actual electrics
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like the wiring. Oh, gotcha.
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Understood. Bad like and that's Dodge Ford
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and I think those two have always been bad with wiring like
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electrical faults and issues and gremlins like through the years.
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I'm talking 2019 98 all the way up their their electric systems
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just are shit and I don't know what it is.
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So the only one who had good electrics was Chevy but their
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problem was you can never find one with an AC that worked and
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it just you. You had either no AC and great
15:59
electrics or dog shit electrics that always broke and ice cold
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air conditioning that never failed.
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And it was that was the two options you had.
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So always wanted the PPV, never could find it.
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And then this time I said, I'm not going to do it again.
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I'm not going to get something that I kind of want because it's
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available and it's this and yadda, yadda, yadda.
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I'm going to give it the fuck I want.
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So I looked and looked and looked for like a month.
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I found a, like I said, a 2018 113,000 miles.
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This thing is barely decommissioned.
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I'm talking I'm going to send Ryan the video in a second.
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Whenever somebody else takes over.
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It is still a cop car. Like there are still lights on
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this thing. It's still a cop car.
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They took out the radars, the PA, the.
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Metal component. Pretty much the center console
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that controlled all the all all the stuff on it, They literally
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just pulled that thing out and cut the wire and just took the
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whole like control module pretty much because I'm assuming it's
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$1100 new so you can't. Sell that with that in it
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anyways. OK, that makes more sense.
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I I thought they were just like, no, strip it because it's, it's,
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we can use that or we can sell it.
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No, they typically won't take the lights entirely off in a lot
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of different circumstances because it's just easier to cut
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the wires and take the control module out because then you
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like, yeah, you could hook up the lights and stuff, but that
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that's a lot less likely than somebody just flipping a switch,
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you know? Yeah, so.
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So I still have spotlight always.
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They never take those off. I've still got rear flashers on
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the back window. I've still got.
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The wig wags. The correct the wig wags I've
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still got the mirror strobes like interesting mounted to the
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mirrors yeah dude, I've. The cage.
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Not not necessarily interesting. The cage is interesting.
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I'm going to send you the video. All of the windows have bars on
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them. It's a full steel cage with a
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dog door. It's awesome.
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The other cool thing about it is whenever we were looking at it,
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I noticed that the decals like they still had like the imprint.
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From where? The like sticker was and as I
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was looking and listening to the dude that he he was like who was
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selling it? He was like, Oh yeah, I got this
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car from Florida. I said what?
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And then I looked at the decal and it literally says Port
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Orange still on like the side of it.
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What's absolutely crazy, we bought the boat in Port Orange.
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That's. That's.
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Awesome. So I asked the guy, I was like,
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oh, where'd you get it in Florida?
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And he said Tampa. I said, no shit.
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He goes, yeah, I got it in Tampa.
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I was like, we were married in Tampa.
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So just like fucking wild. Apparently this car was
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absolutely meant for Jay. Like 100%. 100%. 100%.
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I I got the cage, you can see the video now.
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I got the lights still on. I got the center console, fully
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steel center console. By the way, 6 cigarette
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lighters. How many keys do you have?
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4 keys and four fobs town. Yes.
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Bro it's got a cage behind the back seat, it's got the bars on
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all the windows. Oh my gosh.
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You can actually take Goose on a road trip.
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There's no way he's getting through that.
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I didn't even think of that the. Reason I wanted an old PPV when
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I wanted it 10 years ago was to have a seat for the dogs that I
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wouldn't worry about. Yeah, I swear to God that was
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the whole reason 10 years ago. So now I've got a fucking steel
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cage and metal bars on the windows for Goose.
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He's not getting through that. He he can freak out all the fuck
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he wants, he's not getting. Out of his juices, out of his
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mind. He will literally tear.
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He will tear your car apart. Tear you.
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Apart. Tear you apart.
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Tear the car apart, put the car in either neutral or reverse
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while you're driving, and then also try to get underneath the
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seat that you are driving in. Dog loses his mind.
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And then when you open the door, whether he's in the back, the
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front or outside, he jumps outside like.
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Just scramble through the crack like, let's go, get out, let's
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go. I've refused to ever take him in
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the car again because my legs have like trauma bruised on.
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Them dog is insane so. Demon.
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Got the cop car, it was an hour and 20 minutes away so it gave
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me plenty of time on city and Hwy. just to like hear it, just
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to listen to her, just just let her talk and I love it.
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I hope it doesn't crush me because everybody gets the fuck
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out of the way for one it. Was so funny.
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First and foremost, everybody gets the fuck out of the way.
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Nobody wants a cop behind them, so they all move over.
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Everybody gets out of the way. It's awesome.
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Whenever there's a pack of cars you know a quarter mile ahead of
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you, the whole pack stays together and nobody drops behind
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to to you. When there's a pack of cars
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behind you half mile, nobody wants to come near you, so
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you're by yourself in the right hand lane.
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Everybody's doing 70. It's amazing.
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Nobody cuts you off, nobody tailgates you, nobody fucking
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starts mean mugging. When I was driving around the
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the city, whenever I would stop at a stop sign, people would
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literally look straight ahead and act like I didn't exist like
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I do. With cops there was.
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There was no eye contact. Everybody was like, uh, uh, uh,
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uh, I'm not looking over there. Like if he, if he, I don't make
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eye contact, he won't pull me over.
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It was awesome. I was calling him whenever we
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were like driving back home and I was like, hey, I'm going to
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stop and get shisha and this guy or whoever came right by right
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beside us like speeding. And I said, hey, hey, watch this
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babe. And he goes, he's not going to
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slow down. Immediately slammed on his
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brakes and went from like 70 to 50 immediately.
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And then kind of kind of like was hesitant to go even faster.
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And then he like you could tell like he was kind of like looking
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to make sure because like I said, all the decals are off of
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it. But you still see the cage, you
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still see the lights, You see like everything.
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So I could just imagine that this guy was like.
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I'm not going to risk it, you know, It's insane.
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There's no tag on it. There's no tag whatsoever.
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It's just a bareback of the car. Even with no tag the people.
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Were coming up behind. Me, even with no tag they were
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like it's. A I'm not going to risk it.
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They were like, this is a new one by them.
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They're getting sneakier. I don't like this.
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Like they, they straight up wouldn't come anywhere near me.
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They wouldn't even look at me. It was amazing.
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It's actually everything I've ever wanted in the car.
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If I could get that with a regular car, great, But you?
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Could get that in real life with people.
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Leave me alone. The.
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Audacity for some people. The first thing I did when I got
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home was go through it, obviously, and it still has the
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window sticker from the dealership underneath the spare
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tire. The owner's manual for that
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specific year. Police Pursuit Explorer.
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It's still wrapped in plastic, like sealed cellophane in the
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trunk. And then it has all of the
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manuals for all of the stuff that they put on the car.
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There's also switches everywhere, like little toggle
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switches. As far as I can tell, they don't
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do anything anymore, but they're everywhere.
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They're all over the car, No idea what they do, no idea what
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they're hooked up to or were hooked up to.
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They just don't do I. I hope they don't do anything
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but. Just making Yeah, it's it's
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beacon out to local. Cops.
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I've been I've been stolen. Help.
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You just flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.
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Yeah. What the fuck's going on?
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It's it's the cops in Port Orange and they go why the fuck
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is it in South Carolina? I thought we decommissioned 227.
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Like what? 189, OK, it's on the top 189.
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I thought we decommissioned 189? What the fuck?
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So what the first thing we did? Activated.
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What is it the the flames of Gallandale or whatever?
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What is it called Norath? No, no, no, from Lord of the
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Rings when they're like, I don't know the the pillars of who
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gives a shit so. Who cares to stand?
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Yeah. So first thing I did was go
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through it. Wild shit.
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By the way, I found field notes all over the car, like people's
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addresses and names and phone numbers.
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I'm like, uh oh, got to throw those away.
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Urno. Going through everything, I
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found the little bits and pieces that are still kind of like
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there from the decommission. The second thing I did was come
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inside and ask ChatGPT. I just bought a decommissioned
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cop car. How do I monetize this?
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It said go to college parties or bar main streets and people pay
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you to take pictures in the back because it's still caged.
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So they literally have pictures of them in the back of the cop
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car without being arrested. Yeah, I was like, honestly,
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that's fucking genius. You go to Columbia, where like
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the big colleges are and stuff, Yeah.
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No, that makes sense. What I did was mom was checking
26:22
out the car after work and I told her to jump in the back
26:25
just just to be in the back of a cop car because you never have.
26:28
It's a neat place to be if you're not getting arrested.
26:30
And I mean, dude, you saw the video right?
26:34
Just now. Yeah.
26:36
OK. So you see, I mean it is a full.
26:39
On. It's a fucking cop car.
26:41
So the the doors have plastic over them to where there's not
26:45
even door handles or like the the lock mechanism isn't even
26:49
sticking out. Full on plastic seats, plastic
26:53
floor, seat belt, like the whole 9 yards.
26:55
It is flat out a cop car. So I told mom get in the back,
27:00
put your hands behind your back. I'm going to take a picture and
27:02
send it to my siblings. That's fantastic.
27:08
So I sent the picture to my siblings and I said would y'all
27:12
happen to be able to get a bail loan for us?
27:18
So they received a picture of their stroke survivor mother in
27:22
the back seat of a cop car in her work uniform with her hands
27:26
behind her back. So messed up.
27:31
That's hilarious. No, I love it.
27:34
I'm already in love with it. I didn't tell you the the only.
27:40
I'm going to say for now the only negative issue that I found
27:46
after that hour drive that I could hear it do what it needs
27:49
to do back left bearing. You know the thing that killed
27:57
my truck, The reason I don't run my truck anymore and I'm getting
28:01
a new vehicle. I have the same issue so.
28:04
Hilarious of. Course I think they quoted 2800
28:10
to 3200 for my truck. They quoted me a grand to do
28:13
this one. It's not as bad as I thought it
28:17
would be. It's seven years newer, 7 years
28:22
of miles less and fucking gangster and all it needs is 1
28:28
bearing. Yeah, that's that's a get every
28:31
time. Yeah.
28:32
Fantastic every time. So I I couldn't be happier.
28:36
I'm I'm already in love with it. I hope like hell it it's good.
28:40
I really hope it's good so far. That thing runs like a top dude.
28:44
Like smooth butter idol at the light.
28:48
As top should. It is perfect RPM solid and like
28:55
what do I say? Like there's no vibration.
29:02
It's it's almost like stop, start, but I promise you it
29:06
doesn't have that. Yeah, I hate it's like I.
29:08
Wish I could D program that out of my car.
29:13
I hate that so much. Our our trailblazer too, but the
29:17
when you pull it, you at least. Have a button that you can turn
29:19
it off. I don't, I don't have any way to
29:22
turn really. Yeah, because that was, it was
29:25
2018-2019 and 2020 GM when they produce those stop starts, they
29:31
did not program a way to turn it off or have a button, a physical
29:36
button to turn it off. 2020 was the first year they started to
29:39
release those buttons. That's bullshit.
29:42
Yeah, it was the dumbest thing they could have done.
29:45
I hate it so much. Sounds like Stalin.
29:49
Yeah, I thought this was a. Matter, that's what.
29:52
That's what a car sounds like when it doesn't work.
29:55
Stalin, that's very good. Thank you.
29:58
So. I don't have a a cheer button,
30:01
so there's your cheer. When you pull up to the red
30:09
light it is butter smooth. It drops down to, I shit you
30:13
not, 600 RPM and you could put a penny on the block.
30:18
Also, I don't think you got my joke.
30:20
But that's. OK, no, the other one.
30:23
Which one? The one that I said.
30:24
Something about a top and then you said it's smooth as butter
30:27
and I said it as a top should. And then I like a spin.
30:31
Thumbs down no. Like a spinning.
30:34
Top no no like gay butt sex like a.
30:37
Hey. Hey, this is my Christian
30:41
Minecraft server. So it's it's butter smooth.
30:45
The transmission is butter smooth like all the way down the
30:49
highway, all the way in the city, stop and go, everything
30:52
The thing is, is perfect dude. I'm so happy with it.
30:56
I'm I'm going in there to get it titled and registered tomorrow
30:59
and I hope like fuck, they don't give me any trouble, but I I
31:03
just want it in my name so I can be like, all right, cool, I got
31:06
it. It's mine, thankfully.
31:08
I feel like I'm not going to see you for a while.
31:10
You're happy with the other bitch?
31:13
I do plan on, I do plan on maybe not making content about it, but
31:20
at least doing it once and talking about it on the pod.
31:25
I'm going to park on a blind curve and just point my nose at
31:31
traffic and just see what happens.
31:34
I just want to see people freak out.
31:35
I think that's hilarious. My favorite is watching people
31:40
slam on their brakes going past a cop.
31:43
I'm like every single time. They've already caught you.
31:49
They knew 200 feet. Back.
31:51
They knew four blocks down the road that you were speeding, so
31:54
you slamming on your brakes the moment you see them, they've
31:57
they already caught you, you're done.
32:00
So it cracks me up. I'm sure 50% of the time the
32:03
cops that are sitting there are just watching that and laughing
32:06
their ass off. Idiot, idiot, idiot.
32:13
So I want to do that at least once, just just for the fun of
32:16
it. And then I drive so fucking much
32:21
for work. I'm about to be driving like 3
32:23
1/2 hours every pretty much every day, whether it's going
32:28
one way, 3 1/2 hours or round trip 3 1/2 hours.
32:33
I'm about to be running this thing around everywhere,
32:36
multiple states, every highway. Like, I'm going to have so much
32:40
fun, dude. Yeah, that's amazing.
32:44
I'm kind of hoping because it still has lights and the tint
32:50
and the cage and everything along with it.
32:52
I'm hoping that if I'm ever speeding, the cops are like,
32:57
it's got to be an undercover from another, you know, county.
33:01
Just let him go. I'm praying like fuck that's how
33:04
it works. Probably not.
33:07
But I'm I'm so happy with it already.
33:11
It's great. I want to get the the front LE
33:14
DS that they tore out of it. There's like these little little
33:17
tiny rock lights, just little 3 inch like light bars that they
33:21
have in the grill. There's only two of them and
33:24
they just snatch those out of the grill and I have no idea
33:26
why. They're like this big and
33:28
they're they're just missing from the grill.
33:30
I'm like, why, why? Why did you pull those out?
33:33
What? What good would it be?
33:35
You have two on the back windshield as well.
33:37
Yeah, I say those are still there, but they pulled the
33:40
little babies out of the out of the deck.
33:42
I'm like why? Why would you take those?
33:44
If anything, take the backlights.
33:45
They're huge, like fully cop lights, but they took the little
33:49
front lights out. I've no idea.
33:51
I I couldn't tell you. So happy.
33:56
So I have something that is not along the same path, but I would
34:03
like to wish a very, very happy birthday to somebody.
34:11
Oh yeah. Fatto Fatu Happy 69th birthday
34:19
to the world's oldest gorilla living in captivity at the
34:22
Berlin Zoo today. Get the fuck out of here.
34:26
I thought I was going to be one of my segments.
34:29
Oh, I'm sorry. No, it's fine.
34:33
I literally ChatGPT D it and I was going to ask what you guys,
34:37
what you wanted to do, but that's funny.
34:41
It's so funny. Happy birthday looking up shit
34:43
that I do. We all use the same AI and it
34:46
gives the same answer. No, I, I was, I was looking up
34:53
interesting news stories and that was one of the first ones
34:56
that popped up for this week. And I was like, oh hell yeah,
34:59
69. That works for our fans.
35:02
I'm going to let you be the news story guy.
35:07
I'm not going to do it at all because I know what that does.
35:10
You you get down that road and by the end of it you're a
35:12
political podcast and I'm not going to do that shit.
35:15
Oh, yeah. No, no, no.
35:16
I'm. Going to let you you do it.
35:17
I'm I'm just going to entertain it and.
35:20
I I I don't look it for anything other than the most wild stuff
35:25
that I can possibly find. Like an update to the quadruple
35:30
amputee cornhole player. He's officially been indicted.
35:36
There was pictures that surfaced on social media and news
35:41
organizations. I I don't have them anymore.
35:44
I don't know where they are, but there's pictures of him actually
35:48
holding a firearm. News organizations have posted
35:53
it. Yeah.
35:53
So apparently that's entirely possible.
35:57
So. Yeah, I saw it.
35:58
I don't know if it was doing it. I thought it was bullshit.
36:01
I thought, I mean, I don't know if it was go go gadget, firearm
36:05
or whatnot, but he's. Officially been invited.
36:10
Alexa, fire the Glock. Boom.
36:16
And then the the final thing, and I'm going to wish a very
36:21
speedy recovery to this 24 year old. 24 year old two time cancer
36:28
survivor has been hospitalized for Botulism after eating her
36:34
friend's homemade fermented swordfish.
36:39
So speedy recovery to them. I really thought you were going
36:43
to say ass. I was like, brother, what the
36:45
fuck are we talking about? So that's that's what I wanted
36:50
to bring to the table today with that.
36:57
I'm I'm so happy about a 69 year old gorilla.
37:02
That's so dope. Absolutely.
37:04
We could have. We could have had 269 year old
37:06
gorillas but some fucking kid want to jump in your fucking
37:09
enclosure. About that gorilla.
37:12
RIP the Haram. She was reportedly traded by a
37:16
French sailor to settle a bar tab in the 50s.
37:19
Fuck yes by a what sailor? French wee wee.
37:27
Of course, of course they're surrendering again.
37:33
I fold. I fold.
37:34
I fold. What's the most ridiculous thing
37:38
y'all would settle up would sell to like settle a bar tab?
37:44
Like something that I own. Like trade?
37:46
Currently. Yeah.
37:48
Honestly my Olympic watch. Your Olympic watch?
37:51
Yeah, the pass down one in the cereal box.
37:56
That would be you better bet your house and I will give you
38:01
this 1992. Is it 92 or 98?
38:06
When was the Olympics in the 90s?
38:08
I know it was twice. I don't know 92.
38:14
Anyway, they did a commemorative Kodak Olympic watch with a strap
38:21
handle, like almost like army rucksack strap handle in a gold
38:29
Kodak Olympic watch. Dude, it's fucking awesome.
38:34
I honestly, I was like, I want to get it redone and I still do.
38:38
I just, I don't know. I don't know if I want to do
38:39
right now. I want to get it redone and
38:41
start wearing it because it's it is fucking dope, dude.
38:45
It's the coolest watch. It's pretty.
38:49
What would be your your last resort?
38:51
What would you bet? I mean, people, they got to put
38:54
that. They got to put the house on the
38:55
table for you to put this down. Oh man, I don't think I have
39:04
anything of that crazy amount of value.
39:11
Oh that's the thing, the watch is like 25 bucks on eBay.
39:14
Yeah, but but to me, I mean, to me that is like, I mean, sure,
39:21
my cameras maybe like, but I I wouldn't be like, oh, put your
39:29
house down in order for me to bet that it's like, OK, I can, I
39:34
can spare with them as long as it it's close to the realistic
39:38
price. Like I'm not too fussed about
39:42
that. I don't know.
39:46
It's. Because he doesn't play poker
39:48
like we do. Yeah, I don't.
39:50
I do not. Fucking degenerate gamblers over
39:53
here. I'd give Goose.
39:55
I would give Goose. Well.
39:58
That's not a need I've got like. I've got like a card from Rummy
40:06
and a a deuce of spades and I'm like, I bet goose, I bet goose.
40:11
Oh no. Oh no.
40:13
Oh, no, Honestly. You got to take him.
40:15
Home. Don't put him.
40:18
In the back seat. There's like two things where
40:21
I'm like, no, I wouldn't want to do it, but I'm guessing that's
40:24
what you're like talking about with like you're watching stuff,
40:27
The rocking chair and Oh yeah, my little stuffed animal, Darby.
40:34
Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't sell it just to sell it.
40:36
It would need to be somebody has bet a $280,000 cabin in Montana.
40:43
I'm like, OK, I will give you this watch.
40:46
That is what I'm willing to wager because this watch is that
40:48
like valuable to me. Yeah, it'd be that rocking
40:53
chair. Or my stuffed animal that I've
40:56
had since literally like first or second grade that I still
40:59
have. She has a vintage infant rocking
41:03
chair. It's literally the size of an
41:04
infant and it's the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen.
41:08
I think it's behind us. It always is behind us in every
41:11
house we ever go to. For some reason, I turn around
41:14
and it like, you know when you see something kind of move and
41:17
you're like, I know that fucking thing was just rocking.
41:19
Like you turn around, you're like.
41:24
I think it was my dad's. I guess the the only thing that
41:29
pops really truly pops into my head for something that's super
41:33
valuable to me. I had AI, don't remember which
41:41
branch, but it was a veteran who rode motorcycles to raise money
41:48
for the M i.e. MIAPOWS and basically he would
41:54
ride across the country like two or three times a year to raise
41:59
money for, you know, the MIAs and PO WS and and do a whole
42:05
bunch of that type of stuff. He gave me a challenge coin when
42:12
I sold him a vehicle. I helped to pick out the right
42:14
truck to the the toy hauler and all that stuff.
42:18
That's funny. He gave me it's, it's in my car
42:23
because that's where I feel the the most need for it for me.
42:28
But yeah, it's a, it's a full on challenge coin and.
42:31
That's dope. Yeah, he's like, I don't give
42:33
these out. So he came back to to the
42:37
dealership because he had to bring, bring it from home, came
42:40
back specifically to give that to me.
42:42
So I guess that's that or, you know, something, something that
42:50
was my grandpa's that I have because I guess I, I would never
42:56
get rid of those or, you know, but yeah, that that would
43:00
probably be the the thing that pops into my head first.
43:05
Yeah, I, I was thinking engagement ring and I was like,
43:07
I'm never, ever, ever getting rid of that.
43:09
Ever. We can buy another one.
43:11
No. Get the house in Montana.
43:13
No, whenever you said the challenge coin thing and you're
43:17
like, I don't give these out. I thought of the funniest bit on
43:20
the I would never do it, but I think it'd be hilarious.
43:24
Go to eBay and buy like a a gallon bag with like 50 of them
43:28
in it because somebody's just selling challenge coins.
43:31
You give them to people for just mundane shit.
43:34
They hold the door open for you and you give them a challenge
43:36
coin. You're like, I don't give these
43:38
out. Guy sells you a car.
43:44
You're like, I don't give these out.
43:45
Yeah, oh man. That's so good.
43:49
That's good. Terrible, but good.
43:52
I'm going to have a weird year. I'm going to have a bag full of
43:55
challenge coins in an ex cop car just giving them out to people
43:59
who like put groceries in the car.
44:01
It's going to be a weird year for me.
44:04
Oh man, because. That's what I needed was more
44:08
shit. That's just completely People
44:11
see it and they're like, why? Why would you do that?
44:15
Because I don't have enough. That's fantastic.
44:19
Oh, I want to do that now. I want to do that so bad.
44:23
I don't know what the the semantics are on non veterans
44:27
giving out challenge coins. No idea, I think it's hilarious.
44:30
I think you can have a challenge coin that doesn't have to do
44:33
with being a veteran. You can just create.
44:36
Your own. It's the thanks hated at
44:38
Challenge Coin. And we just give them out to
44:40
people. Yes, that's good.
44:45
You see some unhinged shit and you go up just to cause a ruckus
44:49
and and. I was thinking that that's
44:51
exactly what I like. I, I want to give it to the
44:54
people who like, do the thing in public where I stop and like, I
44:58
go backwards a few steps just to tilt my head.
45:01
I'm like, what's going on like? You give it to the things that
45:04
you hate the most. Yes.
45:06
Like what you did? Like what you saw today at the
45:08
DMV? Like I give them the challenge
45:10
point. I'm like you deserve.
45:11
This Here you go, I hate. You on our podcast that's I'm
45:16
telling the story of what I just witnessed on our podcast.
45:21
Don't ask ChatGPT if we're allowed to have challenge coins
45:24
because it'll say yes. And then we'll get cancelled.
45:29
All the boomers, every boomer gets a challenge.
45:30
Coin. We'll get one.
45:33
You fucks. So funny.
45:36
They give me one back, they're like, I was a nom fuck face.
45:39
I'm like, oh Jesus. Well.
45:45
Yeah, but you did some real stupid shit just now, so you
45:47
deserve this one too. That's good.
45:54
Yeah. Well, I worked retail.
45:56
It's the same thing. It's the same thing.
45:58
Yeah, it's worse. It's worse.
46:02
Yeah, well, while you were dealing with napalm, I had to
46:05
deal with your ass. I was thinking.
46:08
Oh no Agent Orange. Try sorting orange by shade.
46:12
Oh. My God.
46:17
That's so. That's so, dude.
46:18
Oh my God, that's so stupid. Hated it.
46:23
That's so. Good.
46:29
How was your week bud? It was decent.
46:34
I managed to get some things done on this project that I'm
46:40
working on, so that's moving along very quickly, hopefully
46:46
being able to be done very soon, so that's good.
46:55
Managed to dethatch my yard. I actually.
47:02
Had the time to do that and it actually handled really well.
47:10
It did not destroy as much as I thought it could.
47:16
Obviously the the fresh growing grass is not going to RIP out
47:21
because the whole thing is just ripping the dead stuff off the
47:24
top. So but there was still quite a
47:28
bit that still had roots that were there.
47:32
So that made me think, OK, so some of this is just in the the
47:37
stage where it's in dormancy. So it'll come back if the roots
47:43
are still like a hold, you know? When's the last time you did a
47:48
fertilizer? I I am doing that here very
47:52
soon. I'm OK.
47:54
I was going to say that's like every three months.
47:57
Yeah, yeah. So I did.
47:59
It. I don't remember when I last did
48:02
it, but it's time to do it again.
48:05
He sent me the picture of the dethatch and it's insane because
48:09
when he cuts he actually bags it.
48:11
So the idea that there's something to thatch is crazy.
48:17
Well, it's a Caterpillar. Dead.
48:19
That's There's enough dead matter from IS.
48:23
This yours like the one that you did that you both did together.
48:28
What's up? Is this the grass that you
48:30
helped him with? Yeah, that's at the Sanford.
48:32
Why does it look like that, Ryan?
48:34
That's the D thatch. That's the D thatch.
48:36
Why isn't it? Why isn't it green anymore?
48:40
Because what I just said the. Dormancy.
48:44
It was green when he was there. Yeah, it was OK.
48:48
Motherfucking I'm not going. To argue with this anymore, I'm
48:52
not going to argue with this anymore because clearly people
48:55
don't understand the type of grass that we put down.
49:01
You're. Arguing I I saw the picture with
49:03
a dethatcher. I just showed Amber.
49:05
You just listened to respond Ryan.
49:09
So he said you don't need to dethatch your yard with
49:13
quotation marks. And I I said, who doesn't need
49:16
to dethatch? Because I'm like, you certainly
49:18
need to dethatch. Look at that.
49:20
Like look at that picture. It's crazy.
49:21
And he said, you literally told me that when I mentioned it to
49:24
you guys where you were here. I said, I said that ain't no way
49:27
he goes. You said something along the
49:29
lines that I didn't need to dethatch, it's fine.
49:32
And I said, buddy, you got to stop having these vivid dreams
49:35
about talking like us, us talking like it never happened.
49:39
I promise you it did. It was probably.
49:42
I I you were, I guarantee it did.
49:46
Oh my God you just reminded me. Anything else with your week?
49:53
I I was just going to say, I'm going to put together a sifter
49:57
to sift out the compost and I'm going to put a layer of that
50:00
down. Oh yeah, that's why we did that.
50:04
I forgot so. I'm working on, I'm working on
50:07
getting that set up, which is why I kind of held back the
50:10
fertilizer because that's going to do a lot.
50:13
Yes, it is. That's a ton of of organic
50:17
matter that you got 2 like, what is it, 4 by 4 by 4 plot?
50:24
Like it's huge. So that's going to turn out
50:30
really well with that, especially with that topsoil
50:33
compost. Yeah, that stuff's going to go
50:35
right through it. It's going to be like a carpet.
50:37
Again, I'm telling you, you got to get a real mower REEL.
50:42
So I'm glad you reminded me about this from the last episode
50:50
where I didn't know which state was the state.
50:52
Yeah, 'cause I'm, I have reading disorder.
50:56
So I finally caught up on the episodes at at the end of one of
51:03
the episodes, I think it's 33. It was last one last week.
51:06
The minute that I say. He's a real 1.
51:10
He's a real one that that point on.
51:15
I don't remember any of that. I was, I had so much medication
51:19
in me. I don't remember he's a real
51:22
one. Anything past that I, I have no
51:25
idea. I said it, I when I heard it, I
51:27
was hearing it for the first time.
51:31
I was like, I literally was like, what the fuck am I talking
51:34
about? And then right at the end of the
51:36
podcast I said something about a chart with a meme in it and I'm
51:39
like, what am I talking? Who is this like?
51:43
You are looking at a a like a porn comment of the week or
51:46
something like that. No idea.
51:47
Yeah, no, no idea. When I heard it, I thought it
51:49
was hilarious. First time I've ever heard it.
51:51
So I thought to myself, what I'm going to do for one of these
51:55
segments is I'm going to go through every state and I'm
51:58
going to say what that state is known for.
52:02
This should be good. Oh my God.
52:05
So couple things. There's too many states.
52:12
I had to write that down. There's too many states.
52:16
There's so many fucking states. Why is there so many states?
52:20
Do you know how many states there are?
52:21
50 something 49 I don't know, I think it's 50 with Alaska. 51
52:27
anyway. Oh my God, I forgot to put
52:29
Alaska on my list. So, oh, Puerto Rico.
52:37
It's not a state. I knew he was going to say that.
52:40
He always says that every time I talk about Puerto Rico.
52:42
He's like, they're not real Americans, so.
52:45
I never said that. So I found out there are way too
52:50
many states. Way too many states.
52:52
We need to. There's a clip on the Internet
52:55
called Subway Takes where a comedian asks strangers on the
53:00
subway, what's your take? And one of their takes is, I saw
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this a while ago. The guy was like, there's too
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many states. We don't need this many states.
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We can we can put the Dakotas together, the Carolinas go
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together. We can put, you know, this gets
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absorbed by this that goes into that.
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We move this over here. And it made sense.
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I was like, I mean, interesting take.
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I don't really have an opinion because I don't know states
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clearly. So when I looked on a map, Ryan,
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there are too many fucking states.
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There's way too many states. I also found out I don't know
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shit, so I did as many as I could from memory.
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Like if I were to just write them down, how many would I?
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How many could I get through before I went?
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Yep, I don't know anymore. I got like 23.
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OK, so just shy of half. I forgot the Dakotas existed.
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Completely forgot Dakotas were a thing.
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Oh my. God.
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What's up? Oh yeah, so I forgot the code
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has existed. Always forget about Connecticut.
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New Hampshire. Rhode Island.
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No, I remember Rhode Island, I say.
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It's always like there's a thing about it, Like I always, I
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always think like Jersey. I know that's not it.
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I'm aware, but I don't know states.
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I don't know shit. So I I forgot Kansas, Idaho.
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Who you calling a home? Indiana.
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I just forgot these existed. I'm like, I've never, I've never
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even heard of a thing you got to.
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Sing the 50 nifty song. I will give you the first three
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states out of my lineup and what I know them for and what I think
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they're known for. All right, OK, Georgia, I've
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been in there every weekend. So I'm, I'm fully acquainted
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with Georgia now. Georgia knows one thing, and
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it's the Masters. Masters of what?
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Exactly. So golf, everybody is a Masters
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fan, everybody goes to the Masters, but they can't because
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they can't actually get tickets because that's not how the
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Masters works. But everybody wants to act like
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they just came from the Masters by wearing their pimento hats
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and their Masters shirts and all that bullshit and it's all they
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talk about. It's all they fucking talk
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about. And I understand, I worked
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through the Masters week, so that's all people are going to
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talk about, but it's all they fucking talk about.
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Are you wearing a Masters hat right now?
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No, it's a Westin. It's a Westin Trading Company
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one. It's the Masters stylized design
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of it for their mini masters. They do on masters weekend.
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That's funny. So they do a an 18 hole mini
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golf course throughout downtown Sanford.
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So each hole is at a different restaurant.
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I like that a lot. Yeah, it's awesome, awesome
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event. So that's.
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That's what I know Georgia for. It's just masters.
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South Carolina, where we are now, it's known.
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It's known for shit roads. That is what South Carolina is.
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It's shit roads for some reason. Every single fucking.
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Road every Rd. when you come When you cross the Georgia
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border it goes from perfectly paved roads.
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Like the second you cross the border, the road dips and then
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you immediately start like shit roads all the way up to North
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Carolina, which are better shit roads.
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My third state is Washington. I know Washington for twilight
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or crime. That's it.
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I mean, I know there are trees, big fucking trees, and I know
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there's a fuck load of crime in in Portland.
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Portland's, not Washington. Seattle.
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The other one, the other one, the other Portland.
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Yes. Again, I wrote down I don't know
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shit. We know this.
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So that's going to be one of my bits.
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I'm going to say which state and what I know them for.
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And I've got, I think I've got most of them.
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Did you see what Washington, DC is known for?
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What? Yeah.
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What do you think? Washington, DC is known for
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Ryan. Oh God, I don't even.
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I don't, obviously. I feel like an idiot.
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I'm trying. I'm trying to edify my brain.
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So I can thank you. Thank you.
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I was like, Washington, DC is in a state.
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No, it's a district. Right, that's what I thought.
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It's a district. It's.
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It's a district. It's actually a District of
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Columbia. Thank you.
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Yes. So yeah, edify your brain and
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just tell me what DC is known for.
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Just remember, we're on the Thanks Hated It podcast.
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This is the you listen to this to get sad.
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You. You listen to this and walk away
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and go, What am I doing? You can't have two of the same
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things for. I can do what I want, it's my
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list. Yeah, I, I, I.
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Will change one of them. I was going to put New York and
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California as the same thing, and then I was like, Nah,
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California. You have for New York.
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Nothing yet, because I was going to do what California was
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anyway. We know what Washington, DC is
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known for. Say it with me, guys.
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Pedophiles. That's good.
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Yeah. I was trying to figure out, man,
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I was like crying. Timestamp that but.
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That's yeah. No.
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That's good. Meth, yeah.
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That causes death. So does one SEC.
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I'm conferring with my Co host. Talk, talk, talk, talk.
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I I conferred with my Co host. You guys will love this list.
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So that's going to be I don't know if I'm going to do it like
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a few an episode or if I'll do it all at once.
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I think I'm going to do a few an episode.
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I like I like the few an episode.
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I'll do a few an episode, that's fine.
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I'll have fucking 50 something to do.
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So that was, I'm glad you reminded me because that was one
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of my bits. I was like, I don't know the
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states because I don't know where the fuck any of this stuff
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is, and apparently there's two Washingtons didn't know that so.
59:56
You found that out last episode. I don't know if you guys know
1:00:00
this. I didn't graduate.
1:00:03
I know how to rebuild a hemi from scratch.
1:00:08
I can do that in a weekend. I couldn't do that shit.
1:00:12
To to call back to a previous episode, I don't remember which
1:00:15
number, but the Ask Bob segment that I saw a video of recently,
1:00:21
Yes. And I want to ask you the same.
1:00:25
I want to ask you the same because I want to see what your
1:00:27
answer is and see if you get it right.
1:00:30
OK. What is the definition and name
1:00:34
an example of nocturnal? Get the fuck out of here.
1:00:42
I saw, I saw. It there was a bug?
1:00:44
Focusing on it flying around. You could see the bug in the
1:00:47
camera. Yeah, holy.
1:00:49
Shit, it's massive. I'm not going to lie.
1:00:52
There's always jets and like, helicopters.
1:00:54
I thought that was a distant helicopter.
1:00:57
It's huge. We're in the woods, folks.
1:01:00
Nocturnal. Nocturnal and you want.
1:01:02
Like the actual definition and an example.
1:01:05
Just just name your best definition of it.
1:01:08
It doesn't have to be the perfect definition, just as long
1:01:12
as we understand what it is. The nighttime uppies.
1:01:20
That's good. Very good.
1:01:23
I would say the definition of nocturnal is the the I don't
1:01:29
know what the word is the phase in which that particular thing
1:01:39
is awake at night. Me night time uppies.
1:01:43
And I don't like the whatever the word phase is like the that
1:01:46
the the SIM symptom of that thing that is awake at night.
1:01:54
And then an example would be Amber has been nocturnal for
1:01:57
like 2 weeks. So.
1:01:59
Straight up nocturnal. So yeah, pretty much it's just
1:02:04
it's an animal that is spends A predominant amount of its awake
1:02:09
time at night, so. I wake up at or I woke up Amber
1:02:14
is crazy at 6:00 at night and I didn't go to bed.
1:02:19
No, that day I stayed up until 29 hours straight.
1:02:23
Yeah, she just kept going over. Yeah, we do that a lot here for
1:02:27
some reason. So Amber.
1:02:28
Amber would be a correct example of that.
1:02:32
Night time uppies now let me tell you.
1:02:34
What Bob's answer was, which is. Just.
1:02:39
Fantastic sometimes. Sometimes I think he's doing it
1:02:45
for the bit. There's no fucking way he
1:02:48
doesn't know what nocturnal is. The amount of content I've
1:02:53
watched from him, I think he's 100% serious.
1:02:59
That sucks. Yeah, this dude, this dude makes
1:03:03
you. Look like a scholar.
1:03:05
Ow, Bob's making him at night. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
1:03:14
No, his answer was Nocturnal is an animal that can spend part of
1:03:23
its life underwater and part of its life on the ground, like
1:03:28
above water. Holy fucking shit.
1:03:31
And he's the look on his face when the his two Co hosts just
1:03:38
die laughing. The look on his face is pure
1:03:42
confusion. He's like, isn't that what it
1:03:43
means? No way.
1:03:47
There's no. Way and then one of them says
1:03:52
that would be an amphibian, which is partially true but not
1:03:58
the actual name for what he described because they gave an
1:04:02
example as a Gator and a Gator is not an amphibian so.
1:04:06
No, it would be a whale. Jesus Christ all over the road
1:04:10
there. But yeah, so that was his
1:04:14
answer. So you are officially smarter
1:04:17
than Bob. Would fucking hope so.
1:04:20
I hope it's a bit dude. The other video that are from
1:04:27
that whole crew is one of his Co hosts on that show.
1:04:32
The brilliantly dumb show is Joey Cold cuts and they're
1:04:39
they're leaving their Airbnb but they do not have the remote
1:04:43
garage door closer like Clicker. So he runs into the garage to
1:04:51
hit the button on the wall and then to run out and jump over
1:04:55
the sensor. Yeah.
1:04:57
Doesn't bend his head down far enough and just completely
1:05:01
clothes lines himself on the door and it's one of the
1:05:04
funniest videos on the Internet. I can tell you right now I have,
1:05:10
I have like cracked my neck down into my spine by smacking it on
1:05:17
a rafter in an attic. The the trauma that that guy
1:05:23
endured when he jumped up at full force and hit that garage
1:05:29
door. Dude, he's lucky he did.
1:05:32
Genuinely lucky he didn't break his fucking neck.
1:05:35
That video I thought he broke his fucking neck.
1:05:40
You so you've seen that video. Yes.
1:05:43
Amber, I will play the audio and I'll send you the link to it to
1:05:47
watch later, but I want to play the audio on camera.
1:05:49
No, he don't work again, though he didn't speak it'll.
1:05:53
Work same. Prompt.
1:05:55
It'll work. Watch your head.
1:05:59
It's. Going to hit his head.
1:06:01
Watch your head. That bang you hear is him making
1:06:04
contact with the garage door. The garage door goes up and
1:06:09
bends. Cute.
1:06:11
The the trauma force that goat went into the top of his spine
1:06:15
dude. Maybe that's why he's not the
1:06:18
smartest, no? No, that's that's Jimmy Cold
1:06:21
Subs Joey Cold. Cuts.
1:06:26
Same fucking thing. Jimmy Cold Subs.
1:06:29
He's never had a toasted. He's never had a toasted
1:06:32
sandwich in his life. Italian combo.
1:06:34
Oh my gosh, that's fantastic. Yeah, that's that's what came
1:06:41
across. I wanted to test you on that
1:06:43
there. I don't have my timer, we got
1:06:47
time. We got like 5 minutes.
1:06:51
OK, I'm going to do question and comment for all you biscuits out
1:06:59
there that wait patiently all week for these porn comments of
1:07:04
the week. OK, I'm going to let you guys
1:07:11
hear the screen name and then I'm just going to explain to you
1:07:14
what it means. OMW 2 FYB 1000.
1:07:20
OMW 2 FYB on. My way to fuck your bitch 2000.
1:07:27
It's not 2000, it's 1000. But yeah, on my way to fuck your
1:07:32
bitch. 1000, right, he commented.
1:07:35
For every like I get, I nut a day.
1:07:38
Oh. My God.
1:07:40
OK. 418 likes. Oh my God.
1:07:47
He commented underneath it one year later, you know, 418 days
1:07:55
and he said, I think I'm dying. Oh.
1:07:57
My God, yeah. He commented a year later on the
1:08:03
same porn video and he said I think I'm dying.
1:08:07
That's impressive. That's a level of commitment
1:08:12
that I love. Yeah, that's that's an
1:08:14
impressive commitment to the bit.
1:08:18
I have a philosophical question for the two of you all.
1:08:21
Right. You are given an axe.
1:08:29
I'm killing Ryan. Regular axe, It's a wood handle,
1:08:36
metal head. It's just an axe, there's
1:08:40
nothing special. It was just given to you and
1:08:44
after using it for a little while after you get it, you
1:08:46
realize it's loose. There are chips missing.
1:08:51
It's a new axe. Yeah, so after a while, you ask
1:08:57
somebody, hey, can you go ahead and cut me a new handle, inlay
1:09:02
it with my last name. I want to give it down to my
1:09:04
kids, the whole 90 yards zoo, make it last.
1:09:10
So it's got a new handle. After five or six years, the axe
1:09:18
is fairly used up. You got it used.
1:09:20
And now at this point, they can't even sharpen the head
1:09:22
anymore. There's just not enough material
1:09:24
left. So you get a new axe head.
1:09:28
Is it the same axe? No, it's a new axe.
1:09:35
It's a new axe. I don't think it's a new axe.
1:09:40
It's. A completely different axe.
1:09:43
Is it? Yeah.
1:09:45
I think what? I don't think it's.
1:09:47
I think what the the differentiating factor between.
1:09:51
Because I think what Amber is trying to say is.
1:09:54
The differentiating factor between the axe and the ship is
1:10:01
the axe. Ship I'm tired of.
1:10:03
Talking about what ship? What ship?
1:10:05
You know exactly what? Talking about an axe.
1:10:08
The axe head is the axe, you know.
1:10:13
The handle is just a way to provide leverage.
1:10:18
So if you replace the axe head, you're replacing the axe.
1:10:23
That's that's what I would say. Because then it's just a stick,
1:10:27
yeah. Yeah, I'm down, but you got it
1:10:29
inlaid. It is.
1:10:31
It is part of the axe now. It's not just a handle for
1:10:34
leverage, it is a special handle with your last name.
1:10:37
It's just a handle. It's.
1:10:38
Gold inlaid with it's been. It's made out of cherry, you
1:10:43
know what I mean? It this is a special handle.
1:10:45
It's not just a stick. This is your axe.
1:10:49
I mean, you can pass it down and keep doing that and the
1:10:54
sentiment is there, but it's a new axe because the axe had has
1:11:00
changed. You had me for a second, then I
1:11:03
remember the handle was not just a handle.
1:11:06
Like you said, it's not just a handle.
1:11:08
It is part of the axe. I I say it's the same axe.
1:11:12
No. No, I I actually, I actually
1:11:15
agree with Amber on this one. Drop your comments down below.
1:11:20
You'll never, yeah, you'll never hear it again.
1:11:22
Where? Are the locusts.
1:11:23
Where are the locusts? Am I in hell?
1:11:26
What is this? That's good.
1:11:31
Fantastic. That's what this podcast is.
1:11:34
We're just in purgatory. I have to pee.
1:11:41
We are Amber's hell, Luke. Yeah, we.
1:11:46
Well, I had a dream that Tim was yelling at me, so he'd be a part
1:11:50
of it too. Who's Tim?
1:11:54
Temple. Attic door creaks.
1:11:55
Yeah, the attic door creaks. That's.
1:12:01
Good stuff. Well, I'm, I'm looking forward
1:12:05
to hearing what you guys had to say at the beginning of this.
1:12:09
It's going to be great. It is pretty good.
1:12:11
It's fantastic. I don't know how you want to
1:12:14
figure out the the clips, but it's good you.
1:12:19
Just come in whenever you come in.
1:12:21
That's true. Yeah, I will.
1:12:23
That's it, I will. He always does.
1:12:27
He always comes in. Whenever he wants.
1:12:30
Butthole kisses. Buy biscuits.
1:12:35
They did it.