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PARISIAN NIGHT SUITS · Pod Laver Arena

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Show me perfect Tennis's step, no way everything is. I'll
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: tell you a quick story that's not even tennis adjacent.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: I did a gig on Friday night at the Basement
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: Comedy Club. Great Comedy.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: Great Comedy Club was one of the best.
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  Speaker 1: I was hosting Red Hot crowd, Great host. I did
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: this spot and then you know, when people are filing
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  Speaker 1: out of the Basement Comedy Club to go up the steps,
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: and it's right next to the backstage area, and a
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: lady like kind of like waves me over and oh.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: Still got it?
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  Speaker 1: Still got it? Mike g She.
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  Speaker 2: Stands forgot it whatever?
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  Speaker 1: And uh, I'm like hey, and she goes, hey, I
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: just want to say, like, you're real funny, and I said, oh,
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: thank you. She goes, usually, I only like British comedians.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: Like you're actually pretty funny for a woman. That's worse.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: They love telling you pointless. And I go, oh, thank you.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: You know, like, well, I'm sure British comedians there's plenty
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  Speaker 1: great ones. She goes, what do you like better British
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  Speaker 1: comedians or American?
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  Speaker 2: Why is this question? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And I go, I don't know. There's like good British comedians.
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  Speaker 1: There's good American ones, and she then she goes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's good British but and she walks away.
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  Speaker 2: She just mocked, she just trolled you.
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  Speaker 3: I r L.
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  Speaker 1: And let's make it tennis adjacent. Her initials were, AO.
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  Speaker 4: It's tennis adjacent, tennis adjacent, fairly tennis related.
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: I have a post gig story. I was geting up
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  Speaker 2: in Brisbane and it's a real drunk guy came up
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: to us afterwards. Well when I say us the ethnic
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  Speaker 2: comedians on the line up and said, you know whatever,
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: Polline hands and says, you're not that. I was like,
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: not what he's like that. I was like mono culture, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that we're not that. He means, well, I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go.
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: Do you think British racists are better her American race?
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: Actually that's a good question to start the show, is
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  Speaker 1: this question?
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  Speaker 2: Is this racist? Okay? I was playing golf. I was
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: in the clubhouse just checking in and there's an old
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  Speaker 2: golf guy in there, just finished his round and he
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: says to me, oh, you look like a professional golfer.
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: I was like.
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  Speaker 4: What.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's kind of nice. And then
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  Speaker 2: I said I just said, oh, look I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a professional golfer, but I've never felt more accepted
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  Speaker 2: in a sport. I will say that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean because he again he thinks it's a compliment.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of is. Look athletic.
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  Speaker 2: I had a red shirt on, yeah, and a set
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  Speaker 2: of golf clubs.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I take the compliment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have people coming up to me saying I look
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: like a professional bowler. You said it, mom, nobody did.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: Jesus Wimbledon. Let's do our new intro thing that I'm
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: sure people will absolutely love and a lot more of
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: this is the Grand Slam. Poetry slam.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: It clicks. Actually you gotta click, and a poetry you
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: gotta click.
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: So let's try. And so we'll kind of like free
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: associate you said something, and then we'll just we'll just.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: Never doing poetry. Yes, Wimbledon Dome soner, Mike Subile anchor
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: should but Chavantec could. What a great segment if these
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: had more sounds. That's what people are doing cour taps.
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: Can you hear that?
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: I can hear it?
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, can you hear it? This is Diego Schwarzman walking
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: in the room. People, He's grazy beat. I'm so excited
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: I just can't hide it. As of recording, we are
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: six thirty pm on a Monday night, that's at eight pm. Yeah. Wow,
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: I am super pumped. You know, outside of the Australian Open,
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: Wimbledon is my second favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Really, we've got to get you there. We've got to
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  Speaker 2: get pod Labor there.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, please, ABD dear leader, abdo Yeah please s W
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  Speaker 1: sixteen nineteen nineteen. Think you're right. It might be s
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  Speaker 1: W nineteen Yes. So let's actually before we get into
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: the Wimbledon first round matches, a quick recap of the
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: grass tournaments leading into the Big Show Eastbourne, which was
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: w T A N A t P. On the men's side,
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: you had zizu.
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  Speaker 2: Bergs I love I love him here during the Australian Ope, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and Mike wasn't.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: I was not.
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: And we go some one on one time and Zizuo
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: and I feel like we really hit it off.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Did you do the Piper Hide sec date with him? No?
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: I should have thee.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah Piper Hide six. Slurp it up, you groveling pieces.
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  Speaker 2: Of shit gobble gobble gobble.
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  Speaker 1: Bergs. Zizu bergs over Ugo Umber in three sets after
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: long rain delays, but it's exciting because it's Zizu's first title.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: That is exciting.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then on the w T a side of
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  Speaker 1: thing showing some form Madison Keys over Tatiana Maria Yes
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: as a grass court specialist, making it Madison Keys third
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  Speaker 1: Eastbourne win.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Keys in Wimbledon, what do you think?
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: I know confidence I'd like to see where she's seated.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: I should probably know that. But I think if we're
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: taking players, We've kind of said this a couple of
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: weeks ago. We're not going to gamble on it because stuff,
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: but just for our own like just fun, fun between.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: Colleagues, fun, just steaks, just a little.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: Just general predictions in office pool.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's all it is.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And whoever the winner is, like the others have
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: to maybe give them money or.
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: Just a nice night out.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: Nice, I think. Okay, so I wanted to pick the
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: lady's draw is much harder to predict who's going to
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: go through.
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  Speaker 2: And it's so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You said it, Lizzie, who I'm just it's direct from
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  Speaker 1: the I'll take Madison Keys to go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: The rules are as well. You can't take say the
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: top three, not Rebecca Sablenka or chavon tech. Who do
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: you see going as deep as possible in.
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: The Tournament's my heart and uh mind, yeah, mine says
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  Speaker 2: And but.
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  Speaker 1: You want to see you're taking I'm taking Madison Keys
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: our erstwhile producer, all right, my producer roll is taking
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: to go deeper. And whoever's lady lest the longest in
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  Speaker 1: the tournament? When a friendly just discussion between.
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: Friends, friendly discussion at dinner between friends.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Who's paid for that dinner?
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: The yeah yeah, abo our Lord and Savior. I wish
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: I paid more attention in school. And I couldn't understand
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: anything you said, but it sounded good.
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: We love her. Carolina Mukhava, the mooch, the mood is
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: in good form, wins bad Hamburg, which is just a
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: fun sentence to say.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: The mood wins bad Homburg. Right, we're still doing poetry.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. And the mooch. I mean it
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: was kind of unfortunate because she won over Naomi Osaka,
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: who retired at the start of the second set because
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: she kind of tweaked and rolled her ankle in the
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: first set. So that was the Bad Homburg A final
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: and then this one. I absolutely love Alessandro da Vidovich
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: Fakina very good. Yes old day. He finally wins his
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: first title on home soil in America. I've been obviously
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: watching him play for years. He was kind of known
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: as a bit of a choker because this was his
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  Speaker 1: sixth final and he had yet to win one.
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  Speaker 2: And he did it.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: And he did it after having multiple championship points in
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: other finals he's been in. Which is god, I just
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: ruined you psychologically. Yeah, and he finally he did it
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  Speaker 1: against the American Ethan Quinn.
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  Speaker 2: Well done.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, so eightf going in to Wimby with a head
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  Speaker 1: of steam. And like we said, the first round starts
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  Speaker 1: tonight eight pm. Give me some matches that are making
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: your tennis boner pop. I'm so sorry, Jesus. Give me
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: some matches that you are looking forward to in the
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  Speaker 1: first round.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: One the Maya Joint Serena Williams.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, what do you I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Just as just as far as the spectacle goes, like,
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: I just want to see Serena, but she's coming up
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: against it Aussie.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to be I believe one twenty am tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 2: For us, that's too late, So.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: You'll get up and just watch the replay the highlights.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, to extended see.
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  Speaker 2: I think Serena will do it my joint.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we can admit it.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: This take has aged poorly.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know what just happened.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: To be honest, here's the thing, we don't know what
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: she looks like playing singles in a tournament because she
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: hasn't done it since twenty twenty two. Yeah, so it's grass.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be shorter rallies than obviously Clay And
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, I hate to say it, as the Aussie
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Maya joint is not going into the match with the
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  Speaker 1: best form, like she's had a rough season. I think
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Serena is gonna do it, gonna go through to the
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  Speaker 1: second round.
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  Speaker 2: What about you? What are you looking forward to?
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  Speaker 1: I okay, we'll start with on the men's side, Fritz
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  Speaker 1: the Draper is yeah, kind of heralded as the biggest
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: popcorn match in the first outside of Serena in the
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  Speaker 1: first round.
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  Speaker 2: And Draper is coached by.
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  Speaker 1: Maurray Andrew Murrays.
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  Speaker 2: Which is pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I mean because they've been friends forever,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: and then you know Murray has just gotten back into
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: coaching after that weird stint with Djokovic from last year.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: It was bizarre. Yeah. I went and watched one of
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: the matches at the Australian Open and people were yelling
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: out like Djokovic was on court playing the Hatchka, I think,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: and Murray's in the player's box and people yelling out,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: we love you Andy, And you can see Jokovic kind
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: of wins every time. He's like, hold on, I'm the guy.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what about rude? Huby?
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, you have to do it in Hube's voice if
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: you're going to reference the man, I could you know it? Well,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Caspar Rude plays Huby her Cats.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: A friend of the shower, friend of the show, her Cat.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: I just think that Caspar Rude has said he doesn't
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: like to play on grassy, said grasses for golf.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Oh just throw. But also that is r of rude.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I think rude. Uh doesn't get through Hube hurt cats.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, rude. He doesn't have it. He's not in it,
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: he's not loving it.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Do you think he just goes to Wimbledon and gets
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: his little fig moves on. Did he just get married
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: and had a kid?
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: I believe so, Yeah, take some time off, get an
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: entrance fee, spend a little time at s W nineteen,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: get some strawberries and cream.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: Beautiful.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, soak up the atmosphere. But I think hercat takes
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: that one another one. I'm very excited about Varenka and Betterettini.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: You would love to see Verenka. It's a tough one
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: because they're both such likable, great players. Barrettini's only in
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: because Mazzetti withdrew with injury, okay, and Varenka obviously playing
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: his last Wimbledon. Well, so sad, I just want to
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: see a good match. I just want Tennis to be
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: the winner.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's so nice. Friendship, friendship and love.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: It'll be interesting. Obviously, Barrettini was a finalist in twenty
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: twenty one. Listen to Djokovic. But I think your mind
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: is probably correct and that Barattini gets through this one.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: My wife calls Matteo Barrettini potato fercuccini. Gie. The men's side,
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Meddi versus Chilich, Mevedev again, so volatile. You don't know
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: who's going to show up. Chilich. They've had some absolute
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: just epics in the past five setters. Meved obviously better
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: grass player than he is on clay, but he could
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: be temperamental and you don't know what's going to happen.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Chilich has gone deep and Wimbledon before. But also age
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: factor again I believe. Yeah, well thirty seven's younger than us.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In the professional tennis, Well, well you look like a
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  Speaker 2: professional golfer. Ye I do, but I also look quite young. I,
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  Speaker 2: on the other hand, fucking piece of sh potato jerk jerking.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: The Australians and who they're playing. We could start with
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Cock and Nakus versus Bubliic Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Also a great game, I know, but I love.
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  Speaker 1: The boom go heart in mind.
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  Speaker 2: Oh this is so hard, heart says boob Heart s
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  Speaker 2: boob mine says.
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  Speaker 1: Heart, says boob mindset Cock, so says Lizzie who we're
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: still doing slam poetry.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Clicks. Yeah, Coacus is good first round slam, brings his
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: a game and then he'll be injured.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Well this is it?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Is that Peck continuing to is it holding up?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Yeahs I do love the boob though. You never know
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: who you're going to get with the boob though, No,
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  Speaker 2: but I reckon they're probably quite friendly. That's going to
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  Speaker 2: be a good game to.
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  Speaker 1: Watch you reckon the get along.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, if the boob play doubles with carriers, true,
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: then the boob is going to like the cap.
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  Speaker 6: Oh it's so bad.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not normal. So that's on the men's side.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go through the women's first before we dive into
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  Speaker 1: who the Aussies the other Assi's are playing. I'm very
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: much looking forward to Emma Navarro versus Paul up Bodosa,
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  Speaker 1: two players that just again, if you're going off grass
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: court tournaments leading in Navarro beat Shawon Tech and Bad
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Homburg and Bodosa beat Golf in the quarterfinal finals in Berlin.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: So I think if they're both showing form and on
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: their grass court game, that's gonna be a solid one
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: to watch. I think in any longer rally, Navarro comes
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  Speaker 1: out on top and Bodosa is more prone to on
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  Speaker 1: forced errors. But still I will watch the hell out
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: of that one.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: What about Taylor Townsend versus Shawan Tek.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: This is tricky, this is tough. It's a tough. Yeah,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: first round poll for Chavontech.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tyler is good, she's crafty. Yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: And the thing is, I know Chavon Tech has kind
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: of struggled with power hitters in the past, Ostapenko in particular,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: And there's also the pressure of being the defending champ
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: and starting your title defense.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, can I do tech mind Sfuntek.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally. My mind is still on the cock.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: It's fascinating. This is Sabalanka's run, if you like, project
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: her road to the finals. She plays Kostovic in the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: first round and then the Ukrainian player olin Kova, and
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: there's no love lost between those two. I don't know
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: round three who she would face because Radikanu unfortunately is
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: with ye from the tournament dress fracture. Yes, but then
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: it would be round four Osaka final and Dreva semi final,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Pagoula final, Rebeccaa, Oh that is I know, that's wild
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: and considering we think of Sablenka as you know, obviously
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  Speaker 1: this dominant player that's been like just cruising through the tour.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: But she doesn't have any Grand Slam wins on any
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: surface but hardcourt.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have her for mine, no winner.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: No, no, you like Rebeccaa then or Andreva? Yeah. Yeah,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So Sablenka has made a few semi finals. I believe
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: at Wimbledon, but she's never made a final, so I
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: just think something maybe the grass court playing lower than
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: she likes. She just for whatever reason, hasn't got the
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: French hasn't got Wimbledon, and then just hard courts where
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: she feels the most comfortable. People who want the easy
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: picks for Wimbledon, I think will say Sablenca on the
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: women's side, center on the men's side, right, But well, yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: we like to have fun here, probably we do.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: We like to take a little risk. Is anything can
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: happen in the last we've seen it?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the last French Open was crazy. Do you remember this?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is why doing brackets like is fun.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: But then the havoc that was reeked at the French
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Open and everyone's brackets went to hell within the first week.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: It's insane. Yeah, that's why you got to take the
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: risks early on. Also, there's this heat factor. Europe's going
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: through heat.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: It's interesting because of Viennix Center and how his kryptonite
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: is the heat. They've the weather's going to play a
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: huge part. But apparently the first week it's like at
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: a cool twenty to twenty three degrees That thic. Yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: so I think he's okay at least in the first week.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Hopefully I have the chance to play a couple of matches,
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: and then we see in.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: The Aussie draw. Let's look at that rope, yea quick.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You got Kazakina playing Mimi Zoo obviously maya joint and
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Serena Kimberly Burrell plays qualifier demon Ar, who we haven't
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: even talked to about yet. His first round opponent Roman
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: but Chaga, okay, which whenever I see his name, I
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: just think butt chugger? Is that weird?
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had a surprise?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done a butt chug?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: No? I haven't.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, things we're very different in Kansas.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, let me show you this, Okay, all right?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: So this is watch watch Grigor Dimitrov.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how to say that. Bonch bonch
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: watches whatever that is anyway, fancy watch. He's got a
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: great watches, this guy. But this is the full body picture.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Nice no what no shoes or no shoes that sucks?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Just feet watch?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Who would be great if he had another watch like
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: around his ankle. So I think the projected draw for Cinner,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't seem too arduous for him. Like
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: we're looking at a potential quarter final against Mevedev, Temmy
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Paul or yeah, probably not Casper Rude as we discussed before,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: and then he will face, if the seeds are to
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: be believed, Djokovic in the semi final. Okay, so that
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: means he will be playing Zvere, Fritz or Shelton in
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: the final. So ciner As the heavy favorite, kind of
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: checks out with this draw. Yeah right, Uh, you see
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: the demon going far into.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping for quarters. Okay, he's good on grass, He.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Is good on grass. Yeah, I think he Maybe this
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: is me just speculating. Has been preoccupied this year with
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the wedding.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Wedding, but he is in the UK. This is like
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: second honorary home, m.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: All right, so I mean definitely second week you're saying, yeah, okay,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: some other huge news before we have on Stefano Sitsibas
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: has announced that him and his dad have split as
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: cool what student coaching, student.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Coaching, father and son. Yeah, I guess coaching and athlete, player.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Coach and player, that makes more sense.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it, well done, coaching player. After his whole life.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: There was one split before, but then it didn't last long.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: It's like your annoying friend who like is constantly splitting
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: up with their girlfriend and then you make fun of
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: her and then I get back together, like yeah yeah,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: so yeah, that's going to be an awkward family Christmas
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: at Athens?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Is he yeah? Is he a little bit? Is he
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: a high pressure dad?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: He's scary?
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, still two minutes to go?
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Come on, Mike, are you ready for approaching the net?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: This is my dancy Okay, first one Sinna Gucci. You
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: know we love this combination. Yeah, tiny smile print ad,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: new print ad just dropped. Let's have a look now.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: To me, it looks like an ad for lawn balls.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is he did? He just come from Safari.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Safari golf, so I don't know is lawn bowls? To me?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I think he's just had a fresh roll.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It's very disco. The more I look at it, actually
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: it is quite I think that's called the Parisian night suit.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I love it, flash, I do like it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And he's doing that thing where they're obviously like pretend
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: like you just swung a racket and followed through on
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: your forehand, right, but without a racket in his hand.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: It looks weird.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: It looks like he just slapped one of his many
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Italian helpers are talking back.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: It was like sweating away a.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Fly, yeswating fly and then I don't know, it is
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: too Saturday night fever for me. What do I know
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: about fashion?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: But with that, I do love the shoes. Yeah, that's
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: why I think of lawn bowls with those shoes.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: The white shoes.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, but okay, let me ask you this. As a
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: golfer and a tennis player, are you one of these
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: people who like does the phantom swing when you're just
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: like like standing around.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I don't do a phantom swing, but I do do
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I cross my arms and do body turns.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Oh so I get like, so you act like you're
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: in a phantom luge.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: More range in my body.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm doing golf swings.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah I know, yeah, the air swing.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: But you're straight up losing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get more range in my back.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I find myself walking around and doing like.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Are you doing little those? Yeah?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: But like it's just like not even thinking about it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: But I think to anyone who just sees.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Me doing that, yeah, I got to tap there butt it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Oh you do that basketball that's also a weird movement anyway,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: that's the ad Okay, Emma Navara, Yes, post match interview,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: someone the interviewer ask it asks her, is there any
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: special spot you like to go to in bad Homburg
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: every year when you come? And we have asked that
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: question here at the Australian Open and then Emma replies with.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: This, you talked so much about Batmborg in this special
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: place for you and we see it in your results.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Of course, is there any special spots you like to
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: go in Batomborg? Maybe every year when you can.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, we always go to Sing's Indian restaurant.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: It's right down the street.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Sing.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: If you can hear us shout out, yeah, your food's
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: great and we always we always go see him over there.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: So yeah, thanks for hooking us up every year.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Sings Indian Restaurant. I love that.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I mean when I think Germany, I think good Indian food.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sings Indian. I'd like to shout out to my
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: favorite Indian spice mix.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, I would shout out daughter.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: In law, Oh yeah, but.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: It's it's interesting and it's good when they remember Felix
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: a j L.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: See an Italian restaurant.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: That's good, do it, you know, especially a local business.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Sure, and I look after him.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: In one of her interviews, Daniel Collins said her favorite
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: cafe in Melbourne is A Thousand Blessings, which is right
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: next to Citizens Park.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: See.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: But it was the tournament at the Australian Open where
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: she was a villain every and I was like, I
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're doing them any favorites.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, probably.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Not probably not probably, but yeah, if you're in bad Homburg.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Had to sing tell him m A Navarro senta.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is my favorite thing I saw on socials
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: this week, relating to tennis is Dominic Team getting on stage.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you will after seeing this. He
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: gets on and he's like doing karaoke with Lee Ryan,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: who is one quarter of Blue.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Should I know what that is?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah? You know the band?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yo?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Do you remember this?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Okay? This is blue?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: This is Blue? And one of them was on stage
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: and invited Dominic Team to get up and sing and
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: he does that and let's let's have a look.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I can't wait.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: I don't think.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: I don't think we are the crowd.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so that the little kicks, the little kicks.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: But the voice. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't have minded.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Was he ever sung before?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It sounds like he's falling off a cliff dance. That's
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: like Elaine and Seinfeld level.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is this little toad tuppy.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Get someone so coordinated an elite athlete.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Dance so badly? Good for him, have good time, good
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: for him. Oh my gosh. Another ad to dissect the Back.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: And Lacoste long standing partnership.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and La Coste has paid homage to know that
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: by changing the little crocodile to a goot. He loves
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: to do yoga in a small room, the goat of
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: every court. Was that a bit freaky for you?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I kind of liked it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I likedats. Yeah. I think Djokovic's tree post could be
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: a little better.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're critiquing the form. Yeah, I thought he of
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: one of the most flexible men.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When he was standing on his right leg, it
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: looked a little.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Shaky, shaky. It was no this.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to get him in here.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know the bunch of baby goats. I was
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: expecting one like giant grizzled mountain goat. Yeah, because the
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: goat implies the greatest of all time. It's singularly right.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: You get a bunch of baby goats in there. I'm
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: thinking a sinner.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: And the goats like nipping out his heel.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would kind of ruin the zen goat ships
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: on your mate.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's a good goat. Yeah, can you do a goot?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Oh god, god, I know what, Oh god, I know
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: it sound like prods going to use in a loop.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: So Alex Iyala future friend of the show. I'll say
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: her dad is a friend of the show.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: She's expressed interest.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, definitely. She was playing with Venus. I don't know.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: They came over with shade umbrellas, and then Alex said, no,
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I don't need it, give it to Venus. Oh, which
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: is a nice sportsmanship, respect your elders. Yeah, I think
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: that's what it is. No, not for me, she needs
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: it more. No, you have the shade.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Surely for doubles matches. Shouldn't they have two umbrella boys?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, then another person comes out and they finally
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: get the two. I think I don't like the umbrella
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: to be honest. They need the little automatic shit that up.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it'll be interesting in Wimbledon. Because very sparse
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: out on the core and they don't provide any of that.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I think if you could be an umbrella boy for anybody.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Zizu, he needs the projection he does. And Cinner, do
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: you think.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: The other players are happy that all of the attention
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: going into this Wimbledon seems to be on Serena.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's a positive because then
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: she can take the attention away, she can pull focus
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: and then let other people just do.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Their thing so they're less stress.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, have less pressure, less expectations, that sort of thing,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: do you think. And we got another little sinner spotting.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: He's with his girlfriend, who we're not sure is a
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: real girlfriend, a pr girlfriend. Yeah, it will convince you
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: of their true romance. Let's have a look at this
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: on a beautiful luxury but he puts his finger in
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: her mouth while she's trying to drink a coffee, it
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: looks like and then he caresses her knee.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I mean it looks like they're on a bough of
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: a boat on the Mediterranean. Yeah, soaking up the.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Sun, waking up the sun with a few cameras around.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I hope he's wearing his little ice vest.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you better have his ice fest on. I think
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: he does.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Did he have to retire from that romantic scene? He
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: didn't have SPF a million on?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Starts walking? He's weird walk.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I think. Look, I there was. It's still a newish relationship,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and so maybe that's why in the early days, Uh,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: they weren't as tactile as you'd expect couples who've been
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: together for longer to be. But then now you know,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: fingers in the mouth and public.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's big. Yeah, that's a hard launch.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: If I put my fingers in my wife's mouth in public,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: she'd divorce me. Just a little Oh my god, what
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: was on your fingers? She would make that goat noise?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: That's not.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: That's the noise i'd make.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I'm well. I am absolutely pumped obviously for the next
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: week of watching Wimbledon and we will see what happens
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna recap it all.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: So I've got one quick quizzy who for you before
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: we go, and if anyone wants to enter, please email
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: us at Podlava at tennis dot com dot au. Got
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: that in one? Got that was good? Wow? Who am I?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: It's only taking six months? Okay? Who was the last
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: man to beat Roger Federer at Wimbledon. Oh, that is
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: the question. I you can't say the answer.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: No, I know not to say it, but I think
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I'll let people write in. Don't look it up. Just
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: you have to know, you have to know to your head.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a pod trust exercise.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: And send us actually an audio clip with your answer,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: your best impression of the player who you think it is,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: and we'll obviously be diving into all the drama, all
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the matches, all the stories on next week's pod because
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: we'll be in the thick of it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping for drama.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: How fat do you think I can get in the
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: next two weeks?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: What what has this got to do with Wimbledon?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Because I'll be on the couch.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Oh is this okay? Okay, I see the link. I'm
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: like what why? Okay? You? Okay? How fat can you get? Well?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I think I don't know. Good four or five kg's okay.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it my best.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I'm currently at ninety two point nine kilograms and we're
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: gonna wave there.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Oh you can do it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Cinnamon buns on the.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Rag, goodbye, good boy.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe throwing out of the mire