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Bill's Family's Drinking Game for January 13th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Well, unbeknownst to me, my family has been playing a game,
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  Speaker 1: a drinking game they play. They've been playing this drinking
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  Speaker 1: game after I.
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  Speaker 2: Go to bed, do they purposefully wait? I think?
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  Speaker 3: So, okay, we gotta wait till dad goes to bed.
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  Speaker 1: But on Saturday, we all went out to dinner to
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  Speaker 1: celebrate a birthday and uh, and then we came back
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  Speaker 1: home and somebody said, you guys want to watch House?
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  Speaker 2: Oh what? All right? Okay, how so what they've been
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  Speaker 2: doing TV show? Yep, yeah with uh what's his name? Laurie?
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  Speaker 1: And they they have been watching House. Now my I
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  Speaker 1: think my my youngest, who just celebrated the birthday twenty one,
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  Speaker 1: started watching House I think, or maybe it was my son.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but they started at very season one,
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  Speaker 1: and my wife has kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of jumped into it now too great?
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  Speaker 1: How and I have never really watched it, but they say,
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  Speaker 1: you want to watch House, you know we're going to
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  Speaker 1: do the drinking game they have the Well that's part
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  Speaker 1: of it is that they have the House drinking game.
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  Speaker 1: Here are the rules for how so, as you're watching House,
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  Speaker 1: you have a drink with you. You take a drink
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  Speaker 1: every time House pops of icadin.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: You take a drink whenever they show graphic surgery, ok.
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  Speaker 2: Like really graphic, bloody surgery.
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  Speaker 1: You take a drink every time House hits on cutting,
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  Speaker 1: which is fairly often. Okay, as I watched four episodes
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  Speaker 1: in a row. Let's see. Uh, you take a drink
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  Speaker 1: when House says something racist or bigoted, which he occasionally does. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's see. You take a drink when the team when
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  Speaker 1: when the team searches a patient's house, we got they
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  Speaker 1: have to go to the house and search.
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  Speaker 2: For clues, which happens just about every up happens. It
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  Speaker 2: happens a lot.
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  Speaker 1: You take a drink whenever Wilson gives a sanctimonious speech.
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  Speaker 1: Wilson is the oncologist who sort of houses better side,
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  Speaker 1: better natured side, and he's always very sanctimonious. And then
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  Speaker 1: you take two drinks when when somebody says it's not
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  Speaker 1: lupus and it's never when, yeah, when it's never lupus,
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  Speaker 1: and you finished your drink. If anybody in particular, or
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  Speaker 1: if anyone, particularly a cast member dies, so you finish
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  Speaker 1: your drink. And I tell you, after four watching four
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  Speaker 1: episodes of House, we were all, well, my youngest doesn't drink,
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  Speaker 1: but the rest of us were We're pretty much on
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  Speaker 1: the floor. We were housed, Yeah, we were housed. It's
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  Speaker 1: I've never really watched that show, and it's show. It's okay,
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  Speaker 1: but it's it's it's so the same every episode. It's
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  Speaker 1: just the same. It's the same show, every single episode.
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  Speaker 1: But there are good performances in it. The actors are
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  Speaker 1: all pretty good and and Hugh Laurie is is great,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it's interesting that they give you a
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  Speaker 1: character like that, who is who's the center character of
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  Speaker 1: the show. He's the person that you're supposed to kind
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  Speaker 1: of really like, and but he's just a turd for
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  Speaker 1: the most part.
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  Speaker 3: But can I pivot to the other part of this,
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  Speaker 3: which is having a drinking game with your kids?
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  Speaker 2: Is that weird?
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  Speaker 1: Well they're no, they're adults, but but they're still your kids.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah, but they're adults. I know it's
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  Speaker 2: an they're adults.
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  Speaker 3: The point of a drinking game is to try to
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  Speaker 3: get drunk, right, isn't that kind of the I suppose.
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  Speaker 2: Then that's not weird. I'm just adults get drunk. Adults.
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  Speaker 1: Well, see you don't get drunk, right, No, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you drunk, but.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably the last time you were ever drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Time we saw you drunk, which was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: We got to work on that.
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  Speaker 1: But but people who I mean, we don't get falling
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  Speaker 1: down drunk. But you know, when you you have drinks,
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  Speaker 1: you get you get tipsy.
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  Speaker 2: Let me drink.
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  Speaker 1: And when your children are old enough to drink, I
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  Speaker 1: will get tipsy. No.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, so when when we're with Festus and you know,
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  Speaker 3: we'll go out to dinner and we'll order it drink
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  Speaker 3: but you're all civilized, but about it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I mean, when you're.
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  Speaker 1: Drunk when we go out to dinner, will have Like
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  Speaker 1: we went out to dinner before this and uh we
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  Speaker 1: went to this uh Japanese seafood and sushi buffet called
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  Speaker 1: Sukiya out in Midvale, and my god, what a lot
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  Speaker 1: of food there is there, I mean, just this and
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  Speaker 1: it's packed with people, packed with people who love sushi
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  Speaker 1: and seafood. And and so we had sake. We ordered
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  Speaker 1: saki and had saki. But that's you know, that's you
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  Speaker 1: don't get drunk doing that. But when you're home, you're
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  Speaker 1: not driving anywhere. Yeah, why not have a drinking game
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  Speaker 1: with your kids? Except the one that just turned twenty
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  Speaker 1: one does not drink. I think they at all, Like
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  Speaker 1: even that first birthday didn't have no, no, and that,
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  Speaker 1: And that's fine. I'm as long keep it that way
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  Speaker 1: as long as you can. That's what I say.
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  Speaker 3: Alcohol, As they say, it makes you let down your prohibitions.
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  Speaker 2: Your prohibitions, prohibitions. Yeah, lets down.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see our house drinking game. We take a shot
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  Speaker 4: when one of the interns says it fits the symptoms
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  Speaker 4: when they're diagnosed.
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  Speaker 2: With other people have a drinking house drinking game. Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't really notice the shows being the same every
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  Speaker 4: episode when we watched them week to week. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: once we started binging, you realize everything is is formula.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I watched four in a row and it was just
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  Speaker 1: pretty much the same episode every time.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and it's perfect. That makes it perfect for a
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  Speaker 2: drinking game.