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Funny NOT funny. 22nd October 2026. · The Rock Drive

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S2: Jay and dunk.
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S4: to this out of the rock drive prize cabin. Um,
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S4: when have you tried to be hilarious and instead make
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S4: an absolute prick of yourself? Uh, we've got a bloke
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S4: who attempted to scare his wife, and it went so wrong. Brad,
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S4: the boss had one of these moments yesterday.
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S4: Nothing more enjoyable than watching someone trying to get a
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S4: sneeze and then watching them lose it.
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S5: I chased it around the room. I looked straight into
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S5: the dust blower as well, which is known as our
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S5: air conditioning unit, which just absolutely hammers us.
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S4: The dust.
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S5: Blower. Yeah, we're basically hammers.
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S4: We sneeze every afternoon here. It's like the canary down
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S4: the coal mine. I got the black lung pop.
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S5: Yeah. It's just parked up in Legionnaire's Alley.
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S4: Yeah. It's not the compost you need to be worried
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S4: about this spring. Yeah, it's that bloody thing behind us. Um. So.
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S4: Years supply. Heartland chips as per. Got to give that
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S4: away tomorrow afternoon with Lee filling in for us. If
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S4: you're keen on it you can tick smoko. Send it
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S4: off to 3520. Now I want to run you this one.
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S4: Now this is the funny, funny, not funny thing. When
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S4: have you tried to be funny, but then it's just
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S4: fallen absolutely flat. So this bloke here is getting lots
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S4: of attention online, so he's decided that to be funny.
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S4: He will hide in the fridge in the garage for
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S4: when his missus comes home. And so the idea is
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S4: she pulls up, she's walking past the front of the
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S4: car and he goes, ha! But what actually ends up
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S4: happening is she ends up parking way too close to
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S4: the fridge.
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S7: I was trying to be outrageous and I thought, I'll
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S7: hide in the fridge, right? I'll hide in the garage fridge,
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S7: and when my wife gets home, I'll pop out of it.
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S7: When she goes for a little busy ball and I go, sucka,
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S7: you want one of those after brunch? And we would laugh,
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S7: but I didn't think maybe she would just hop in
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S7: the other car. She'd swap cars, just park this one
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S7: just a little bit too close to the fridge, just
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S7: a little bit too close. And now she's not answering
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S7: her phone so I can show you, to my delight,
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S7: as I try to pop out. Would I run into.
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S7: It's also really hot. I have this open. It's a
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S7: warm day, so I have to keep it kind of closed.
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S7: No dark. But then the cooling kicks in. But then
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S7: I also don't want to run out of air. So
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S7: it's like a back and forth situation. And I know
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S7: you're probably thinking, Nick, that's a Tesla. Move it from
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S7: your phone. I don't have a way of opening the
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S7: garage door. I'm not ruining my garage door. I wish
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S7: I had friends in the neighbor. Oh, God damn it.
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S7: I need to make friends in the neighborhood.
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S5: There it is. It was so funny. Till it wasn't funny.
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S4: The best bit about it is the caption was just 25% battery.
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S4: So funny for us. But he's tried to do the
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S4: prank and it's fallen flat on his backside. Luckily for him,
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S4: everyone else getting a bit of joy out of it
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S4: but for the most part fell flat on its backside. Funny, funny.
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S4: Not funny.
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S5: This one's already coming on the text machine. Uh, I
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S5: was in a job interview. In the interview asked me
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S5: what my biggest weakness was. I said, probably answering stupid
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S5: questions like that. Neither the interviewer or the boss or
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S5: prospective boss laughed. Turns out I didn't get the job.
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S4: Geez. That's good.
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S6: Ooh. All the best bits from the rock drive with
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S6: Jay and Dunk, you beauty. Listen live on our App Rover,
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S6: 3 to 7 p.m. New Zealand time, Monday to Friday.
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S3: Oh.
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S8: Give me the best bits.
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S4: Funny, funny. Not funny. Uh, when have you tried to
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S4: be funny? And it hasn't been funny at all. Brad
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S4: the boss yesterday. Yeah, I got offside with our new
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S4: owner of this big company, didn't he? He was trying
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S4: to explain the difference between Rock drive and the not
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S4: for Radio podcast. And he said some things about the
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S4: not Radio podcast that weren't true. No, but pricked up
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S4: the ears of this very, uh, high up slash, just
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S4: basically the biggest dog of all the dogs in our company. Yeah.
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S4: And he was like, you're kidding me. And I was like, well,
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S4: thanks for ending our podcast.
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S5: Yeah, it is.
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S4: Going great until you lied about.
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S5: Us. If you want to get the last episodes now
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S5: in FR3520, they're going to become collector's editions. They're going
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S5: to become like oddbods cards and Pokemon.
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S4: Funny, funny, not funny. Um, this one here from Matt
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S4: and Hamilton fellas nearly got dumped over this, took the
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S4: missus out for dinner for our five year anniversary. Had
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S4: no intention of proposing, but halfway through dessert, I thought
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S4: it'd be hilarious to get down on one knee, pretend
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S4: to tie my shoelace. She starts crying. The entire restaurant
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S4: goes quiet, and some bloke at the next table starts filming.
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S4: I look up and go, nah, I'm just doing my laces, babe.
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S4: She didn't say a single word for the rest of
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S4: the dinner. I had to drive 40 minutes home in
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S4: complete silence. That was eight months ago and she still
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S4: brings it up. Every time we go out.
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S5: Is a rookie mistake. Um. I went on a date
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S5: with a chick that I met on Tinder. Uh, she
5:49
S5: told me that she is a vet. I said, well,
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S5: you look too young to have been in Vietnam. I'm
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S5: guessing Afghanistan. Turns out she had lost family members in both.
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S4: Oh. What are the chances? Idiot. Tough crowd. Funny. Funny.
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S4: Not funny. That's from Ben in Christchurch. Uh, worked at
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S4: a building supply yard. Thought it'd be funny to see
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S4: the boss resignation email saying I'd been offered a job
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S4: in Australia for double the money. Even made up a
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S4: company name and said I was finishing that Friday. Boss
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S4: replied saying he's disappointed but wished me all the best.
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S4: Then HR sent my final pay paperwork and they advertised
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S4: my job online. I had to go into his office
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S4: and explain that I was taking the piss. He just
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S4: stared at me for about 20s and he goes, wow,
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S4: you've certainly made this awkward. Never tried another workplace prank. Done.
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S4: One and done.
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S5: Oh, this, uh, Benny, a very good friend of the show. Uh,
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S5: in construction. We did some work at a zoo where
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S5: we've got a labourer type bloke who was trying to get.
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S5: I was trying to get a hold of. I didn't
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S5: know where he was. I rang him up and he said, oh,
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S5: I'm at the zoo. I said, oh yeah, the there
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S5: visiting your family? Are you? You know, it's a classic
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S5: joke that everyone uses. Anyway, wrapped up the conversation with
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S5: say hi to your mum for me. Turns out his
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S5: mum had passed away a month earlier. Not all jokes
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S5: at the mark.
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S4: Hey, you got to swing. If you don't swing, you're
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S4: gonna hit no sixes.
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S5: Yeah. The wedding speech one is another belter. This one
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S5: here from Chris and Nelson. Best man at my brother's wedding.
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S5: Open up with. Welcome back, everyone. Here's hoping it lasts
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S5: longer than the last one he was in.
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S4: Oh.
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S5: It's just not a place. Like, just be nice.
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S4: Be lovely.
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S5: Yeah, it's it is meant to be the most beautiful day.
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S4: Save it for the comedy club a hole.
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S5: Yeah, yeah.
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S4: Um. Funny, funny. Not funny. This damn. And Taranaki. My
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S4: mate bought himself a brand new ute, so I thought
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S4: it'd be hilarious to stick one of those massive fake
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S4: parking infringement notices under his wiper. Made it look like
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S4: he'd been fined 400 bucks for parking on the footpath.
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S4: He completely lost his mind, started reverse down the driveway
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S4: to go argue with the council, backed straight into a
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S4: concrete letterbox because he's too busy reading. The notice. Smashed
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S4: his tail light, Dean did the tailgate cost him about
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S4: 1800 bucks, which I ended up paying half of because
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S4: technically it was my bloody fault. I don't know if
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S4: he's forgiven me, but I paid half, so I figure
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S4: we're square.
8:04
S5: This one here from Luke is the one I'll finish on.
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S5: Check out. Chick asked me if I wanted a bag.
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S5: I said, nah, I'm gonna juggle everything to the car.
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S5: I dropped a jar of pasta sauce, smashed everywhere, shut
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S5: down three lanes of the chick. What an.
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S4: Idiot.
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S5: What an idiot.
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S4: Buddy, buddy, buddy.
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S6: Thanks for listening. Big whoop.
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S4: Uh, I got no idea what the riots in Paris
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S4: are about. And so I've got J to chuck together
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S4: a wee 62nd, uh, explaining what the deal is over there.
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S4: Because what were you saying? $2.3 billion worth of damage.
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S5: Yeah. Kiwi. Uh, which is €78. Um, basically it kind
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S5: of was a throwback to back in 2023 where, um,
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S5: riot police blew the 17 year old kids hand off
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S5: with a tear gas gun launcher. Like, literally blew it
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S5: off his hand. I blew it off his arm. Uh,
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S5: and then it just sort of kicked back off. It
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S5: was students protesting against overcrowded classrooms and the poorer north
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S5: region of Paris. Mhm. Teacher shortages and their schools literally
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S5: falling to bits. Um, like drink fountains not working. Chairs
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S5: being broken. Half the students sitting on the floor like
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S5: it was real. It's.
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S4: How do you expect kids to turn up to an
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S4: environment like that?
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S5: So 13 to 18 year olds barricaded their schools wouldn't
9:16
S5: let anybody in. Um, and so basically that was the
9:19
S5: beginning of the protest. It was all pretty, you know, organized,
9:24
S5: slick and a decent cry for help from kids that
9:27
S5: just want a decent crack at it. Um, trade unions, teachers,
9:31
S5: farmers and the famous yellow vest movement all joined in.
9:34
S5: So this is the famous yellow vest. These are all
9:36
S5: the the hivers phallus and phallus. They climbed into it.
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S5: So 550,000 people ended up taking to the streets over
9:45
S5: soaring living costs, low wages and government spending cuts on
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S5: things like education.
9:50
S4: So everyone's just climbing into the one protest.
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S5: Yeah. And so that just got the kids saying, can
9:55
S5: you just give us a fair crack at this? And
9:57
S5: education got overrun by all of this other stuff. Um,
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S5: and then violent clashes erupted between police and they just
10:04
S5: went bananas. Heaps of heaps of police got injured. But
10:07
S5: there's all this footage of these agent provocateurs throwing grenades
10:11
S5: into places.
10:12
S4: Agent.
10:13
S5: Agent of provocateurs. And then they had these pallets of,
10:17
S5: of wine bottles wrapped. Like they've just come out of a,
10:20
S5: out of a bottling plant left in the middle of
10:22
S5: the streets in the way of where these people were heading.
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S4: That's like coming across a good hall in Grand Theft Auto.
10:28
S5: It literally was.
10:28
S4: Who left us.
10:29
S5: Yeah. So riot thousands were arrested. Um, so essentially what started?
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S5: And then all these places got torched. Um, buildings got looted,
10:39
S5: shops got looted. There were people standing there saying, stop.
10:42
S5: This is exactly what they're trying to make happen. You know,
10:44
S5: like this is and everyone just kind of went bananas, um,
10:47
S5: just similar to LA and they got done over. So
10:50
S5: it started as kids demanding better schools has become a
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S5: nationwide revolt over the cost of living and frustration with
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S5: Macron's government. There's a really good guy.
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S4: Mellowed out now. It's still going.
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S5: Oh it's bubbling. It's yeah it's not it's not it's
11:03
S5: not going to stay that way. There's a guy called Mr.
11:05
S5: Cody Dahler who does these amazing hot takes on it.
11:09
S5: Very factual as well. I'll put together a, um, I'll
11:12
S5: put together a bounce back for it and you'll be
11:14
S5: able to check it out. All right, all right.
11:15
S4: Well now I know if you don't know.
11:17
S5: But he does. He does everything. He does everything.
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S4: I've seen a couple of his things. He is very good.
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S4: So if people are interested in that sort of stuff,
11:24
S4: you can, uh, get the bounce back in a couple
11:27
S4: of moments. Thank you very much. Jay Reeves. Coming up next,
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S4: the ultimate case of good karma. Um, I'm talking $48
11:33
S4: million worth of good karma.
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S6: Jay and dunk sitting in a tree. KISS okay. That's weird.
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S4: Rock drive drunk driving your home in the Rock Midwest League.
11:44
S4: Joining us now with the ultimate case of good karma.
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S4: This is one of the best stories of the year.
11:48
S4: I reckon this microphone couldn't be in a worse position.
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S5: Um, good afternoon gentlemen. How are we?
11:55
S4: Yeah. Here he is, mate.
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S9: Look, I'm all about good karma. You give, you get.
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S9: You know, you got to go along to get you
12:00
S9: get along to go along. You know, it's all good stuff.
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S9: So one of my fellow.
12:04
S5: Gingy.
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S9: Gingy gingy, I believe it's pronounced. It's not a g uh, jinga.
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S9: That's me anyway. Great karma. So, uh, a five year
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S9: old gal in 2010 from Ontario, Canada. Her name's Juliet.
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S9: She donated the contents of her piggy bank, which at
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S9: the time for her that she'd saved was $61.38.
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S4: Wow. That's a huge amount for a five year old.
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S5: That's a gazillion dollars in today's money.
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S9: You could almost run the show back in 2010 with, uh,
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S9: 61 Bucker. So she donated all of that to the
12:36
S9: horrifying Haiti earthquake appeal. So she donated that money to
12:40
S9: the Canadian Red cross and was happy to give that
12:43
S9: away and was, you know, real pumped. And what a
12:45
S9: lovely thing to do at such a young age to
12:46
S9: have that set of attributes as a human being. What
12:48
S9: a glorious set of characteristics to have to give to
12:51
S9: others when you're so young. That came back to her,
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S9: and I've done the math here. Shitloads. She won $48
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S9: million in the Canadian lottery 13 years later. So she
13:03
S9: was 18 when she won this money. We've got a
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S9: clip from this. Have a go at this.
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S4: Wow. Okay.
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S10: I'm like, oh, I have one. So they check it.
13:11
S10: And sure enough, my my boss, the pharmacist I was
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S10: working with checked it on the OLG app on his
13:16
S10: phone and it came up winner on the 48 million.
13:20
S10: So my, the pharmacist, his hands went to his head.
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S10: He fell on his knees. He was like, oh my God,
13:26
S10: oh my God. I didn't believe it. It felt so surreal.
13:34
S10: I was just in so much shock. I didn't know
13:35
S10: how to react. Who was your first call? My coworkers
13:39
S10: are behind me. They're telling my mom, come and get her.
13:41
S10: Come and get her. She came to my work and
13:43
S10: I gave her the ticket. I was so scared. I
13:45
S10: already signed it all shaky. I gave her the ticket
13:48
S10: and she's like, okay, you're staying. You're finishing your shift
13:51
S10: until five. I'm like, okay.
13:54
S4: Yeah, I like that.
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S9: Mumsie $48 million now. She used it to pay for
13:58
S9: medical school. She also invested in a bunch of stuff
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S9: and uses it for various, still various philanthropic causes in
14:05
S9: her home city of Ontario, Canada.
14:07
S4: Like she'd probably win again if she carries on.
14:09
S9: What do you always say? You never see me again
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S9: if you won lotto just. No. Isn't that what you said? Oh,
14:14
S9: is that an off air chat?
14:16
S4: What does he say? I wouldn't tell anybody or give
14:17
S4: anybody anything, but.
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S9: Oh, that's it, that's.
14:21
S4: It, I think. But for the record, everyone in this room,
14:25
S4: a million bucks.
14:26
S5: Well, there we have it.
14:27
S9: I'm Benny, you're not in the room.
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S4: No. Oh, no, not even a.
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S5: Million. I would walk in so I could log on
14:34
S5: to my computer to hit send. That email that I've
14:37
S5: drafted up many moons ago.
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S9: Yeah. No, but what a what a what a yarn, though.
14:43
S9: That's so cool.
14:44
S4: Great yarn. Nice work.
14:45
S6: Enjoying this podcast. I get more of the boys on
14:48
S6: their other podcast. Not for radio uncensored yarns nor tea
14:52
S6: and laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcasts.
14:56
S4: Uh, time for some good news.
14:58
S3: Good news.
15:01
S5: Bucking the trend is what we like to do. It's
15:03
S5: not all doom and gloom out there.
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S4: You know when they say if it bleeds, it leads.
15:08
S4: We don't say that, no. We just say, look for
15:11
S4: the good in everything and then broadcast it in a
15:14
S4: segment on the rock called Good News.
15:15
S5: Doesn't rhyme as well, but I think it's more important. Um,
15:18
S5: special mention to, uh, good friend Davey Young, who has
15:21
S5: a morbid fear of the dentist. And after 20 years
15:25
S5: of toothache, he is all booked in for the surgery
15:29
S5: to get it all sorted out. And he's a handsome
15:31
S5: man already. All I'll say is lock up your family
15:34
S5: pets once that's done.
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S4: Okay.
15:36
S5: Uh, good news. Leading good news. Speaking of absolute units, uh,
15:41
S5: mountain gorillas making a comeback in Rwanda. They celebrated the
15:44
S5: naming of 22 newborn gorillas, which is the largest batch
15:48
S5: in the last 23 years.
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S4: 22.
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S5: Yeah. Wider mountain gorilla population has reportedly passed 1100. An
15:57
S5: incredible turnaround for an animal once pushed towards extinction. It
16:00
S5: was only in the 80s that they were down into
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S5: the tens and 20s.
16:04
S4: Wow.
16:04
S5: Yep. Humanitarian heroes in Cameroon have completed 870 emergency shelters
16:11
S5: for displaced families, alongside distributing more than 1500 roofing kits.
16:15
S5: Hundreds of families getting some security back after what's happened there. Um,
16:19
S5: there's a bloke in India that sparked an environmental movement.
16:22
S5: A 21 year old student started cleaning a polluted river
16:25
S5: entirely by himself as his efforts attracted government attention. Heavy
16:30
S5: machinery and a proposed $1.8 million sewage treatment plant has
16:35
S5: just been given the green light. One person making an
16:38
S5: extraordinary difference. Um. And Somalia. $15 million of new humanitarian
16:43
S5: funding has been directed towards protecting communities ahead of the
16:47
S5: anticipated floods that are heading their way. Central services will
16:51
S5: benefit up to 600,000 people. Prevention rather than waiting for disaster.
16:56
S5: Getting ahead of these things. Uh, and a little good
16:58
S5: news for kids in Syria and Syria. A traveling mobile
17:01
S5: library is bringing books, storytelling, puppet shows, and art art
17:05
S5: workshops back to children and rural communities where access to
17:09
S5: these opportunities completely limited. This is where it gets really spicy.
17:13
S5: Cancer treatment without surgery. In October this year, American regulators
17:17
S5: approved an immunotherapy that could allow certain rectal cancer patients
17:21
S5: to avoid chemo, radiation and other major surgery altogether by
17:26
S5: doing this. Um, and there's a heart valve that grows
17:29
S5: with your child. FDA has approved the first surgical implanted
17:32
S5: pulmonary heart valve designed to expand as children grow, potentially
17:36
S5: reducing the need for repeated open heart operations on little people. Yes.
17:41
S5: And a simple piss test could revolutionize cancer detection. Stanford
17:45
S5: scientists have developed a urine test that correctly identified 95%
17:51
S5: of patients with localized bladder cancer in a study. It
17:54
S5: could also help doctors choose the most effective treatment. And
17:57
S5: while we're talking about sniff and piss, we head down
17:59
S5: south and, uh. And in New Zealand to Dunedin, um,
18:04
S5: the Canine Medical Detection Agency in New Zealand or canine
18:07
S5: MD as it's as well known as known their ability to, to,
18:12
S5: to detect bowel cancer, prostate cancer and ovarian cancer are
18:17
S5: still world leading and still unfunded and would love your
18:22
S5: support if you know anybody that's been affected by any
18:25
S5: of those, they are doing stuff that the rest of
18:27
S5: the world could only dream about. And right here in
18:30
S5: little old New Zealand, batting above our average, as we
18:33
S5: always do. So well done to all those people doing
18:35
S5: epic stuff.
18:36
S4: That is bloody good news. Thank you, Jay Reef, uh,
18:39
S4: New Zealand's top journalist.
18:40
S6: Rock drive with Jay and Dunk.
18:42
S4: One of the greatest and could be the greatest UFC
18:45
S4: fighter of all time. Alexander Volkanovski is getting back in
18:48
S4: the Octagon this coming Sunday morning, New Zealand time. We'll
18:51
S4: get to that shortly, but it's just kind of been
18:55
S4: announced via social media where he's going to be going
18:57
S4: on holiday after his fight. So Islam Makhachev.
19:02
S5: Yes.
19:03
S4: Who's like the python inside the ring. He wraps everyone
19:06
S4: up has just tweeted Alexander Volkanovski saying Alex you cook
19:10
S4: very well. Sometimes I watch your videos and it looks
19:13
S4: pretty appetizing. Therefore, I invite you to come to Dagestan,
19:18
S4: come for 2 to 3 weeks, bring your family and come.
19:20
S4: I will cook for you in the mountains of Dagestan.
19:22
S4: We can do a lot of things here, go hunting,
19:25
S4: eat in the fresh air in the mountains and enjoy it.
19:27
S4: I have nothing but respect for you. You are a
19:28
S4: great fighter and a great person. I am waiting for you. Um.
19:32
S4: 28,000 likes quickly backed up. The vault comes back. Islam.
19:37
S4: I thought about this for a long time and I
19:38
S4: was afraid to come to Dagestan. I thought it was
19:41
S4: a pretty dangerous there. But since you are insisting I
19:44
S4: will come after my victory at UFC 333, I will
19:47
S4: definitely come. We will ride horses there, live in a
19:50
S4: tent and cooking nature in the mountains. I think these
19:53
S4: will be very beautiful moments. I'm looking forward to my
19:55
S4: arrival in Dagestan. Thank you very much for the invitation.
19:58
S11: God, man.
20:02
S5: Have you seen Dagestan?
20:04
S4: Straight away in my ears. That's a trap skin lamp.
20:10
S5: Um, apparently.
20:10
S4: He'll get you.
20:12
S5: He said that after retirement. But I mean, even those
20:14
S5: two hanging out, like that's a that's a hell of
20:16
S5: a combo. Um.
20:17
S4: Oh. So so Volks pushed it out now. So he
20:20
S4: still said yes. Yeah.
20:21
S5: Um but have you seen Dagestan though. But Dagestan looks
20:24
S5: like it.
20:24
S4: Basically it looks like uh I don't know. AM I
20:27
S4: right in saying it looks like if you were to
20:28
S4: go on holiday in a quarry. You. It looks quite stony.
20:40
S5: It is. Yabba dabba doo.
20:45
S12: That's where they filmed the Flintstones.
20:46
S5: Oh. This is. We've got our own series.
20:48
S4: We're on our high horse, living in.
20:49
S5: The.
20:49
S4: Best country on planet earth. I know that. We're very lucky.
20:52
S5: Is it? We just said it as well. Is this
20:55
S5: the next season of Idiot Abroad, where Dunc just gets
20:57
S5: sent to different places and all these places? I don't
21:02
S5: know about this. Kind of reminds me of Leeston a
21:04
S5: little bit.
21:04
S4: Pre-quake hand on heart. I'd do that if, um. You know,
21:10
S4: if I ever break up with Dixie. I can't do
21:13
S4: it now. Go do the idiot thing. Go travelling and
21:16
S4: be like, oh, yeah, they look. I felt like that
21:18
S4: when I went to Vegas.
21:19
S5: You didn't have to be single. You don't have to
21:20
S5: bang your way around the world. Oh, jeez.
21:22
S4: Oh, jeez. This guy. Can we get back on? Um,
21:28
S4: put the train back on the tracks.
21:31
S5: He's got head to head. He's. He's a buck 87
21:33
S5: versus a buck 97.
21:36
S4: So it's very tight.
21:37
S5: Yeah.
21:37
S4: Mobster is an undefeated Russian fighter. It's a huge fight
21:42
S4: this weekend. He's 20 fights, 20 wins. He's a racing machine. Classic. Um,
21:47
S4: Russian bloke Volk's looking to become the first man to
21:50
S4: knock him off. So, um, all signs are pointing towards
21:54
S4: a bloody good fight. I'm picking Volk on points or Ko.
21:57
S6: Yeah, the boys rock drive with Jay and dunk it.
21:59
S4: It's been a while since we've done this.
22:02
S13: That really hurt.
22:03
S14: I'm very badly injured.
22:05
S15: 000000. I'll stop! Oh, stop! Oh!
22:10
S14: Someone call an ambulance! I'm in quite a lot of pain.
22:15
S5: So this is one straight off the bat. And, you know,
22:18
S5: people save up their tickets when they go to the
22:20
S5: supermarket and they grab themselves a little snack. Yes. So
22:22
S5: the father in law nearly cut his whole hand off,
22:24
S5: opening up the old Smeg knife box with another Smeg knife.
22:27
S5: I've collected all the stickers. The kitchen looked like a
22:31
S5: massacre had taken place. Yeah. Nah.
22:33
S4: How good you know that that packaging that's super hard
22:37
S4: to get off.
22:37
S5: Backpack. Plastic. Hard plastic.
22:39
S4: Stop it. That's from Zoe. Lady at work was walking
22:42
S4: to her therapy session, tripped over her own pant leg,
22:45
S4: fell over, snapped her tibia in half, needed surgeries, and
22:48
S4: was in a cast from her toes to her hip
22:50
S4: for two months on work cover for ages.
22:53
S5: Hey, it's going to take a bit of conversation with
22:54
S5: the old lady that you're parking up with. Uh, this
22:57
S5: one here from Ray. My sister was having a sleepover
22:59
S5: at her best mates place. Now they initiated a pillow fight.
23:02
S5: Her bezzie whacked her full on in the face with
23:05
S5: a pillow, broke not only her nose, but her jaw
23:08
S5: as well. That took a bit of explaining.
23:09
S4: Yeah, that's one of them old school ones with a
23:12
S4: thousand ducks inside it.
23:14
S5: Chrissie Bays was making dinner when to turn around from
23:17
S5: the sink back to the stove. Well, ended up on
23:19
S5: the ground. What happened there? My leg was pointing the
23:21
S5: wrong direction. I dislocated my knee.
23:25
S4: Wow. That's one from Ethan. I slipped a disc in
23:28
S4: my neck and a teaspoon from the bottom dishwasher at work. Raymond?
23:32
S4: I bent down to grab one of my boy's shoes
23:34
S4: off the floor while sitting on a dining chair. I
23:36
S4: tore open the middle of my abdomen muscles from my
23:39
S4: appendix surgery nearly two years ago. Just had a CT
23:41
S4: scan on Wednesday to double check. And yep, I have
23:44
S4: a fist sized hole where my bowel now pushes through. Uh,
23:47
S4: pushes out my muscles. When I strain, I cough or sneeze,
23:49
S4: or I twist the wrong way to bend over. It's
23:51
S4: screwed guys. It's screwed.
23:53
S5: Couse I fractured my thumb from an overexcited tambourine playing
23:56
S5: session on a massive night out on the twins. Ian.
24:00
S5: Liam Gallagher, Ian. I got the eraser on the end
24:03
S5: of a pencil. Stuck up my nose when I was
24:05
S5: at primary school. Didn't want to get in trouble, so
24:07
S5: I didn't tell anybody I was there for the whole day.
24:10
S5: Eventually it fell out at cricket practice that afternoon. Woof.
24:13
S5: The relief I felt.
24:14
S4: Uh, there's some Jessica Grey. I broke my toe making
24:17
S4: a sandwich. When I went to close the fridge door,
24:20
S4: it caught my toe and snapped it backwards. Anonymous. A
24:23
S4: couple of days into a chest infection. Cough so hard
24:26
S4: I completely snapped two ribs. Antibiotics didn't do shit and
24:28
S4: the infection lasted two months. Easy, easy. Let's just say
24:32
S4: I didn't get much sleep for two of those months.
24:34
S5: This. This could be gold standard Maddie Gibson. I managed
24:39
S5: to herniate three discs when I was sighing at how
24:42
S5: weak my workmate was. Oh.
24:50
S6: Yeah, the fella rock drive with Jay and Dunk.
24:55
S4: Now I would like everyone to lean in because it
24:58
S4: is story time. So there's this French bloke.
25:04
S5: How does he speak?
25:09
S4: Seven. Whose story might.
25:11
S5: Be French or Chinese? What's his name?
25:17
S4: Jean.
25:18
S5: Jock.
25:19
S4: Seven.
25:20
S5: Okay.
25:22
S4: So this is French bloke. His name doesn't actually matter,
25:25
S4: but it's the story that counts. French bloke whose story
25:27
S4: might change the way you think about getting older. So
25:30
S4: it's 71.
25:31
S9: I'm back.
25:32
S4: He decides that he still has a few adventures left
25:35
S4: in him.
25:35
S5: Good on.
25:36
S4: Him. He climbs inside a barrel.
25:38
S5: Ooh.
25:38
S4: This is like a big barrel. Resin coated and sets
25:42
S4: off across the Atlantic Ocean. No engine, no sails, no oars.
25:47
S5: Just go where the tide takes you.
25:49
S4: Just him floating wherever the current takes him. Inside he's
25:54
S4: got a little beard, a tiny kitchen and a window
25:57
S4: in the floor so he could watch the fish swimming underneath.
26:00
S5: That's quite cool.
26:01
S4: He even packs a red a bottle of red wine
26:03
S4: for his 72nd birthday.
26:05
S5: I was gonna say, at that age, most people are
26:07
S5: climbing inside of a bottle, not a barrel.
26:09
S4: Different sort of box. Uh, so he's turning 27. Imagine that.
26:13
S4: I'm 72. Um, imagine that floating in the middle of
26:17
S4: the Atlantic, raising a glass yourself, saying it's been a
26:20
S4: hell of a ride. After more than four months and 4500km,
26:26
S4: he makes it to the Caribbean.
26:28
S5: How does he sustain himself?
26:31
S4: Just one elderly bloke in a barrel had crossed an ocean.
26:36
S5: Living off Werther's originals.
26:38
S4: Probably. And you think what? Like at this point you're going.
26:41
S4: What a reminder. There's still time. There's still time to
26:45
S4: see things. There's still a lot we all need to do.
26:49
S4: There's a bit of life to grab Ahold of. But
26:52
S4: Jean-Jacques wasn't finished.
26:53
S5: J then what did he do?
26:55
S4: Well, a few years later, at 74, he set off again.
26:58
S4: This time he was going to row across the Atlantic
27:01
S4: at 74. Another birthday at sea, another adventure. Because why
27:09
S4: should getting older mean you stop doing the things that
27:11
S4: you love?
27:12
S5: Yeah. Good on you.
27:13
S4: Why settle down when there's still a whole world out
27:16
S4: there to see? Anyway, his boat capsized and he never
27:19
S4: came home.
27:20
S5: Oh. Rest in peace. Good on you, mate. He was
27:26
S5: out there, though, wasn't he?
27:27
S4: Just don't push it too far. I think it's the
27:28
S4: moral of the story there.
27:29
S5: Just leave it at the barrel.
27:31
S6: Strap in and send it. Rock drive with Jay and dunk.
27:40
S4: Rock drive. Daddy. Um. Okay. Uh, this is my daily dump.
27:43
S4: Best of the internet. This is this bloke who basically
27:46
S4: loves petrol station American hot dogs. And you know how
27:50
S4: you can in America. I don't know if you've been there, but, um,
27:53
S4: the they have the hot dog cooking machines that you can,
27:56
S4: they have the buns ready to go, they heat up
27:58
S4: really fast and you've got the little roll heated rollers
28:01
S4: that roll the franks. Yeah. And they just constantly ready
28:04
S4: to go like it is. And you've got your sauce
28:06
S4: station on the side. This guy, that's what he loves.
28:10
S4: And he decides to bring it into his home and
28:12
S4: his missus doesn't love it.
28:14
S16: A few weeks ago, I replaced our oven with a
28:16
S16: hot dog roller. My wife made me put it back,
28:18
S16: so I moved it to my bedside table, which she
28:20
S16: hated because it didn't match the aesthetic of our room.
28:22
S16: So I changed the entire aesthetic of our room. Then
28:25
S16: she shut that down because she didn't want the inside
28:27
S16: of her house to feel like a gas station. So
28:29
S16: I built a gas station in our backyard and this
28:31
S16: place was sweet. It was stocked with dogs and snacks,
28:34
S16: and you could even see the whole thing from our
28:36
S16: bedroom window. And I finally think I found a solution here.
28:38
S16: It took a little bit of trial and error, but
28:40
S16: at the end of the day, yeah, she hated it.
28:42
S16: She said her friends don't even want to come over
28:44
S16: anymore because nobody wants to hang out at a gas station.
28:46
S16: So maybe it was finally time to pay my respects,
28:49
S16: say my goodbyes, and put this dog dream to rest.
28:52
S16: But then it hit me. The issue still isn't the dogs.
28:56
S16: It's where I'm serving them. It just needs to be
28:58
S16: somewhere that women actually like to hang out. So I
29:01
S16: built a coffee shop right next door. And this isn't
29:04
S16: just any coffee shop. This is like one of those
29:06
S16: fancy fusion places. She told me about, where they combine
29:09
S16: two things into one. And I mean, what Pinterest girl
29:12
S16: doesn't want to hang out here? I only had three
29:14
S16: days to build this thing because my wife was out
29:16
S16: of town, so I hit up a contractor on Angie,
29:18
S16: and I showed them my master plan, and this place
29:20
S16: started coming together perfectly, like coffee and hot dogs. After
29:23
S16: we finished painting, it was finally time to start making
29:26
S16: this place look like a real coffee shop. First I
29:28
S16: hung up this sign I made and I gotta say,
29:30
S16: brew and bun. It kind of just rolls off the tongue.
29:32
S16: After I hung up the little menu board, I knew
29:34
S16: it was time for the Queen's triumphal return. Except for
29:37
S16: this time, she would have to share the throne a
29:39
S16: little bit after adding some more essential coffee shop things,
29:42
S16: including our signature morning Frank blend. I added some fresh
29:45
S16: food options that I believe pair well with anything, and
29:48
S16: you got sweet and savory depending on your preference. After
29:50
S16: a quick dog restock and adding some seeding, I fired
29:53
S16: this place up and we were ready to serve some
29:55
S16: bun and some brew. I mean, imagine being able to
29:58
S16: come back here and whip up a latte or whatever
30:00
S16: that was. The world is your wiener. I mean, a
30:03
S16: place like this so close to her house, she's going
30:05
S16: to lose her mind. Her friends aren't going to want
30:08
S16: to go home after seeing this. I can't wait to
30:10
S16: see her reaction to this one.
30:13
S5: If you would like to see that text.
30:15
S12: Dump.
30:16
S5: DUMP23520 and just go on the roller coaster. I instantly
30:22
S5: don't feel so bad about the stuff or the crazy
30:24
S5: ass ideas that I. Because I just pitched them, I
30:27
S5: don't fulfill them. I don't follow them through. There is
30:30
S5: no execution of my terrible ideas.
30:33
S4: It's there. Uh, a better saying or quote from today's
30:37
S4: radio show than the world is your wiener.
30:39
S5: The world is your wiener.
30:41
S3: Amazing rock drive.
30:43
S6: With Jay and dunk.
30:44
S4: How's this? 34 surgeons in Saudi Arabia spent over 12
30:48
S4: hours to successfully separate Fiji and conjoined twins who were
30:52
S4: joined at the lower abdomen. 34 surgeons.
30:56
S5: That's impressive. You know, the the difference between our boys
30:59
S5: being joined like that and not is their ability to
31:03
S5: completely split over a 48 hour period. So when the
31:07
S5: embryo is traveling along that thing, it's got two days
31:09
S5: for it to replicate and split. And so if it
31:12
S5: starts late, that's what happens. You get conjoined twins. So
31:15
S5: that is them passing the point of replication and not separating.
31:20
S4: Yeah. Jeez, what happens if you like, say, went out
31:23
S4: partying at that time? Is it? Give it a bigger chance.
31:26
S5: I'm not sure.
31:27
S4: Made it a bit sluggish, you know, accidentally got a
31:29
S4: k hole or something. Yeah. Everything moved a bit slower
31:31
S4: through the body. Or I ate a whole packet of
31:33
S4: chocolate weddings.
31:35
S5: That was well, because my wife was pregnant and we
31:38
S5: were trying for kids. It's the cleanest I've ever been.
31:40
S5: No booze, no nothing, no sugar, high water, zinc tablets,
31:45
S5: you name it, buddy.
31:46
S4: Unhappiest. He's ever been as well. Everyone.
31:48
S9: Yeah.
31:49
S5: He's just seen the celebrations when I found out we
31:52
S5: were on.
31:52
S4: Yeah, they carried on until when they came.
31:54
S5: Yeah, I just slapped it into reverse and just floored
31:57
S5: it for 30 odd years.
31:59
S17: You're a dick. You're a dick. You're a dick, you're
32:01
S17: a dick.
32:02
S18: He needs a D.
32:03
S4: So kids have got like, no filter. And if one's
32:09
S4: absolutely ruined you, you can text us three, five, two zero.
32:12
S4: Like Charlotte Stockdale. My son pulled off his nappy, climbed
32:15
S4: onto a set of drawers, and we'd all over our
32:17
S4: brand new TV. Cool, bro. Cool. That's from Shannon. Uh,
32:23
S4: when I was little, my dad was supposed to be
32:24
S4: babysitting me, and instead of doing that, he decided to
32:26
S4: take a nap. I got into my mom's nail polish
32:28
S4: and painted my dad's eyelids shut. Oh. He managed. Uh,
32:32
S4: managed to get one eye open enough to call my
32:34
S4: mum when she was working at the hospital. He asked
32:36
S4: her what she should he should do, and he. And
32:39
S4: she goes, well, use nail polish remover. And he said, really?
32:43
S4: And mum said, no, dipshit, call someone to bring you
32:46
S4: into the emergency room.
32:48
S5: Uh, this one here from Nikki. When my daughter was
32:50
S5: about 5 or 6, I got out of the shower
32:52
S5: and she went, mummy, you've got really big boobies, haven't you? Yes,
32:55
S5: I replied straight away. She asked, is that why you've
32:57
S5: got such a big belly so that you can rest
32:59
S5: them on it?
33:03
S4: Ruthless kids system Lauren Macduff. When I was a kid,
33:07
S4: I asked a lot of questions. Some of them were reasonable,
33:10
S4: some of them not. Either way, my mum got fed
33:11
S4: up and just started answering because one day I asked,
33:15
S4: why do we have eyebrows and eyelashes? Yep. The answer
33:18
S4: was because nonetheless, me thinking as a kid, I don't
33:21
S4: want here on my face, proceed to cut my eyelashes
33:23
S4: off and shave my eyebrows. We were due to go
33:25
S4: to my sister in law's wedding and I was a
33:27
S4: flower girl when my mother saw me. She was livid.
33:30
S4: Me of course, with full confidence I told her, well,
33:33
S4: I did ask them what I did ask you what
33:35
S4: they were for.
33:37
S5: This one here from Cain Watson taking my boys to
33:40
S5: swimming lessons when they are about seven and eight years old, respectively.
33:44
S5: When we're getting change in the changing rooms with all
33:46
S5: the other kids and their dads, the seven year old said,
33:48
S5: hey dad, look, our wellies are the same size. The
33:52
S5: whole place erupted in laughter and I was stuck in
33:58
S5: no man's land. Couldn't turn around and show everybody that
34:00
S5: it wasn't the case because I'd be flashing myself in
34:03
S5: front of kids. Oh, did I die?
34:08
S4: That takes the cake for today. That is amazing.
34:14
S18: Kids! Daddy!
34:17
S3: The Rock drive podcast.
34:19
S4: Time for late mail.
34:20
S18: Late mail.
34:23
S4: A lot to get to. This from Douglas. Hi, fellas.
34:26
S4: Douglas McLaughlin from Christchurch. Just letting you know what was spent.
34:29
S4: Some of the $750 for back in Duncan the bet
34:32
S4: you bet. Got a 12 foot pool and equipment for
34:34
S4: our ten grandchildren. I use our savings as I know
34:38
S4: it takes 10 to 14 days. But it's Noah's birthday
34:40
S4: on Saturday, so having a pool party. Thanks so much.
34:43
S4: I'm not asking for forgiveness for my wife. There was
34:46
S4: violence on Saturday and a few Jim beams lol. Go Canterbury!
34:50
S5: Yeah it's going to be a big weekend this weekend
34:52
S5: and um, it's going to be a big weekend this
34:54
S5: weekend in Canterbury. Actually they're taking on the tonifies for
34:57
S5: the NPC final. Mhm. How's Matty Watson. So he obviously, uh,
35:01
S5: one of the biggest stars fans that there is um,
35:04
S5: lives and breathes the club. He's all about it. Uh,
35:07
S5: dropping a message he is just taking. He won't mind
35:09
S5: me sharing this, I'm sure. Um, he's taking off to
35:14
S5: where was he going? I messaged he was basically heading
35:16
S5: hitting off flying into Queenstown today, heading out for a hunt,
35:20
S5: then across to the west coast for a fish Spearfish,
35:24
S5: then back to Christchurch for Saturday for the game.
35:26
S4: I feel like he did something similar another time, or
35:30
S4: somebody we were talking to were, and they were worried
35:31
S4: about going to the game covered in blood and guts.
35:34
S5: Yeah.
35:35
S4: It was a shield match or something, I think.
35:38
S5: He also turned up to the Supercars with a firearm.
35:41
S4: Oh yeah. They're like, uh, you can't take that in here.
35:44
S5: He's like, yeah, no kidding. Can I just leave it
35:46
S5: with the police? Yeah. He left it there. Um, and the, uh, funny, funny, funny.
35:50
S5: Not funny. Uh, met the girlfriend's parents for the first time.
35:54
S5: Her dad asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
35:56
S5: I said, whatever she'll let me get away with.
36:00
S4: Haha. Funny funny funny. Not funny.
36:02
S5: Mike in Invercargill. Uh, the boss said another one here.
36:05
S5: Boss said that we needed to start acting like a family.
36:08
S5: So I asked if that meant that we could start
36:10
S5: borrowing money and never pay it back. Got called an HR. Cheers, Steve.
36:14
S4: Uh, that's another amazing one. I've got one from Ryan
36:17
S4: and Nelson. Best man at my brother's wedding. I thought
36:20
S4: I'd open my speech by announcing that the groom had
36:22
S4: actually been married once before, and there was a child
36:24
S4: that nobody knew about. I was gonna leave a big pause,
36:29
S4: then say, just kidding. Problem was, his new wife's father
36:32
S4: stood up and started yelling at him before I could
36:34
S4: deliver the punchline. Bride burst into tears. My brother looks
36:37
S4: like he wants to murder me, and the celebrant had
36:39
S4: to come over and calm everyone down. I go through
36:41
S4: about two more sentences before being told to sit down.
36:44
S4: I haven't been asked to speak at a wedding since.
36:46
S4: Fair enough to Steven Done.as funny, funny, not funny. One
36:49
S4: of the boys at work is always stealing my chair,
36:51
S4: so I wound up the height adjustment right down to
36:54
S4: the and loosened the backrest, thinking he'd sit down and
36:56
S4: get a fry. Completely forgot that I'd done it. About
36:59
S4: an hour later, our regional manager and regional manager comes
37:03
S4: into the office, grabs a chair for a meeting, leans
37:06
S4: back and ends up flat on his eyes with his
37:09
S4: legs in the air. Spilled an entire coffee down his shirt.
37:12
S4: I laughed before I realized who it was. Got pulled
37:15
S4: into a meeting with HR that afternoon. Had to write
37:17
S4: an apology. Apparently, it wasn't meant for you. Isn't a
37:21
S4: great defense.
37:22
S5: Yeah, that's that is tough, though, when that happens. Um,
37:25
S5: I was at my uncle's funeral and, uh, told my auntie. Well,
37:29
S5: at least you won't have to watch the Warriors lose
37:30
S5: another grand final. I was just trying to lighten the mood.
37:33
S5: She didn't take it that way. Started crying even harder.
37:36
S18: That's good.
37:38
S5: That's no.
37:38
S18: Good.
37:39
S6: Oh. Sounds feral, I love it. Rock drive with Jay
37:42
S6: and Dunk.
37:43
S5: This is, uh, this is effectively our Friday. We are
37:46
S5: off tomorrow. Uh, Saturday, Sunday, Monday back Tuesday. So a
37:49
S5: four day, a four day break.
37:51
S18: Uh, if you.
37:52
S4: Want more of us though, he has another not for
37:54
S4: radio podcast released today. We chat to a bloke that
37:57
S4: broke the world record for Scootering across for the longest time.
38:01
S4: It's 22,000km. He's, uh, from Canada, but it sort of
38:05
S4: moved here 13, 14 years ago, uh, took about three
38:09
S4: months and he went through 36 countries.
38:11
S5: But that's just one of the things on his hundred
38:14
S5: strong bucket list to do before he dies. And he's
38:18
S5: ticked over half of them already.
38:19
S4: Started when he's 19. Dave. Oh yeah. He's a great listen.
38:22
S4: He's awesome. So if you want to catch that, that's
38:24
S4: on today's podcast. You can text NFR to three five,
38:28
S4: two zero. Or you can just search not for radio
38:30
S4: wherever you get your podcasts. Um, a couple of classic builders,
38:32
S4: classic yarns in the mix as well. And tomorrow we're
38:35
S4: going to catch up with our Welsh friend who we
38:37
S4: flew out to the Bathurst 1000. Uh, Matty from.
38:40
S18: Wales.
38:41
S19: From the valleys is back home now with his family.
38:44
S4: Uh, lots of messages from people across the globe too,
38:46
S4: so there's plenty to climb into over the next couple
38:48
S4: of days. As far as, um, not for radio goes. Um,
38:51
S4: Leigh's looking after the show tomorrow. He's got, um, a
38:53
S4: year's supply of heartland chips to give away. Uh, he
38:56
S4: could have another no repeat workday to go. Uh, he
39:00
S4: is something else.
39:01
S5: Rock the globe as well.
39:02
S4: The globe chances as well.
39:03
S5: Announce it tomorrow. Yeah. He calls a winner.
39:05
S4: You got the winner, right?
39:06
S9: Yeah, man. I'll have the winner at 5:10. You still have.
39:09
S9: You still have. You still have a couple chances tomorrow
39:11
S9: to get in the draw for that, and there still
39:13
S9: will be one in my show, so listen out.
39:15
S4: Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. Um, going hiking for
39:18
S4: the weekend with a bunch of other families, which is
39:20
S4: going to be cool. Report back on Tuesday, let you
39:22
S4: know how many blisters I get. I say I'm going hiking,
39:25
S4: to be honest. We're in charge of loading up the
39:26
S4: campsite and then sitting there drinking beers, waiting for everyone
39:28
S4: else to arrive, I think, um, so we'll do the, uh,
39:31
S4: carting of stuff over in the boats, I reckon.
39:34
S5: And it's looking good to where you all heading?
39:35
S4: I haven't even looked. Yeah, cos I can't change it.
39:38
S4: I'll look now though. That's you say it's good.
39:41
S5: Well good. I mean it's got 78 mils of rain
39:43
S5: in three hours.
39:44
S4: You know what I'm gonna say the whole weekend. Jay
39:46
S4: said it was gonna be sweet and then everyone will
39:49
S4: be like, what?
39:50
S5: Did you listen to that? What? Did you listen to
39:52
S5: that idiot?
39:52
S4: Where did you get your meteorology, buddy? Diploma? Hey, uh,
39:57
S4: Benny boy joins you on the night show tonight. He's doing, uh,
39:59
S4: Lee's day show tomorrow as well. Have a great, uh,
40:02
S4: long weekend when you get into yours. And we'll report
40:04
S4: back Tuesday. Paul. Marty. Hooroo.