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Poopy Girl · Let's Ask the Mamas!

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  Speaker 1: We got a question in for our American mamas. Dear mamas,
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  Speaker 1: did you see the girl that pooped herself during the
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  Speaker 1: high ox race in Beijing? Well, let's ask our American mamas. Mama, mama, mama.
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  Speaker 1: Mama told me not to come.
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  Speaker 2: She said that ain't the way to have fun, no.
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  Speaker 1: And joining us now are American Mamas, Tara Netterville and
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly Burleson. Okay, couple of things. No, I have not
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  Speaker 1: seen anything about a girl who pooped herself. And no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know anything about the Hayax race in Beijing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this. What am I missing?
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  Speaker 3: So this is a huge race, international race. It's so
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  Speaker 3: popular right now. And they had it in Beijing. So
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  Speaker 3: it's all these stations that these endurance racers are doing.
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  Speaker 3: It's this endurance. They do stations where they're doing lunges.
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  Speaker 3: They're doing weights. They're doing all these different things. So
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  Speaker 3: this one contestant, she's an Australian girl. She got diarrhea,
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  Speaker 3: and it went all over herself.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, in the middle of the race?
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  Speaker 3: In the middle of the race, all over the mats,
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  Speaker 3: all over the equipment. Oh. People were sliding in it.
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  Speaker 2: No. No.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: People were touching it.
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  Speaker 2: No. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And so the guy that was behind her was interviewed,
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  Speaker 3: and he.
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  Speaker 1: Behind her. Notice he didn't interview the person in front
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  Speaker 1: of her. Right, right. That person gets off scot-free.
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  Speaker 3: So he said that all of these contestants, they get
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  Speaker 3: penalized for the tiniest little things. So I guess there
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  Speaker 3: were people that were dry heaving. There were people.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you get penalized for dry heaving?
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  Speaker 3: I guess so. They got penalized. But Poopy Girl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She went on to either win first or second. Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I bet, given the circumstances, what she got was number two.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. She probably did. Poopy girl got number two. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: my gosh. But she was proud of it. Like, she
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  Speaker 3: was proud.
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  Speaker 1: She was proud of going poopy.
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  Speaker 2: Like a badge of honor. Like, she didn't care. She
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  Speaker 2: did it through her diarrhea.
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  Speaker 3: She did it, yeah. And she went on to feel
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  Speaker 3: proud of where she stood. But she's forever.
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  Speaker 2: She's forever poopy girl. She's forever poopy girl. And let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you, there's a couple things here. First of all,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what play she made. Probably second, you're right. But.
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  Speaker 3: every time she gets interviewed about this race it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Going to be how long did you work for this
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  Speaker 2: how many hours did you put in it's going to
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  Speaker 2: be girl how did you continue on when you felt
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  Speaker 2: that stuff sliding out of your britches that is crazy
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  Speaker 2: stuff it's always good she's always going.
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  Speaker 1: To be known by the way that's only if somebody
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  Speaker 1: southern is interviewing her to say britches okay but all right.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine But, you know, honestly, there's no way that
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  Speaker 2: this should have been allowed. She should have been required
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  Speaker 2: to end the race.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: They should have had people stop all the time, go
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  Speaker 3: to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: She should have wanted to.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who's like, you know what? I'm going to defile this
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  Speaker 1: entire course. And people are going to be slipping in
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  Speaker 1: my bodily fluids behind me. And I'm like, loser.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 3: This is insane. What did they.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, after... Okay, afterwards, what did people say that
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  Speaker 2: were behind her? And what did the.
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  Speaker 1: Can I have a tissue?
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  Speaker 3: Was there a group, a board group that... Well, like,
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  Speaker 3: people are outraged, of course. They're mad. I think there's
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  Speaker 3: going to be some lawsuits because this was a biohazard situation.
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  Speaker 2: Well, clearly.
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  Speaker 3: You know, and so people are completely upset over the
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  Speaker 3: entire thing. The race said... We didn't even know we
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  Speaker 3: needed to figure out what to do in this situation.
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  Speaker 3: We never saw this coming. Because the race officials, they
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  Speaker 3: cleaned everything up, but it was after everybody had been
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  Speaker 3: basically contaminated. And so they have come out with a
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  Speaker 3: statement basically saying from now on, they have officials that can,
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  Speaker 3: if there's any kind of vomit, urine, feces, anything, you
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  Speaker 3: can be removed from Because of medical condition from the race.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird.
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  Speaker 3: That's her legacy.
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  Speaker 2: Poopy girl's legacy is that she got the rules changed.
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  Speaker 2: But let me tell y'all something. My sister, she dry
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  Speaker 2: heaves over.
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  Speaker 1: Everything.
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  Speaker 3: This is taking everything in me right now, y'all. To
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  Speaker 3: not dry heave.
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  Speaker 1: In the middle of this show.
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  Speaker 2: The kids in our family, they always try to make
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  Speaker 2: her dry heave. They'll start acting like they're dry heaving
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  Speaker 2: themselves just to make her dry heave, and.
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  Speaker 3: They think it's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: So to picture somebody like Kimberly behind her, I mean, clearly,
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  Speaker 2: they probably have the camera on this girl, but I
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  Speaker 2: would have loved to have had a view of the
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  Speaker 2: people behind her.
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  Speaker 3: I would have been vomiting. You know what they do,
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  Speaker 3: thinking of dry heaving? There's a friend of mine that
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  Speaker 3: was drinking a doctor. I can't tell you. You can't
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  Speaker 3: even do it. She can't do it. Well, she was
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  Speaker 3: having a hot dog.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: Hot dog. No, her kid's hot dog went in the pepper.
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  Speaker 3: And then she drank the.
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  Speaker 1: Rest of it. I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: It was so bad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what the story is. You can't
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  Speaker 1: finish the story. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all, can you imagine?
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly would not finish this race.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine the poopy girls' Christmases now from now on?
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  Speaker 3: With her family.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the gifts that she's going to get, she's
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  Speaker 3: going to get depends. She's going to get, like, anything
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  Speaker 3: that will stop her.
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  Speaker 1: Athletic depends.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, y'all. I feel sorry for her, but at the
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  Speaker 2: same time, I'm like, sister, you knew better than to
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  Speaker 2: keep going. You should have slinked on out of there
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  Speaker 2: and dug a hole and just... Just buried yourself because
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  Speaker 2: now this is you forever and ever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because there are people who still haven't lived down
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  Speaker 1: having a bad day at elementary school.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Much less as a grown adult.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we all knew who the booger eater was and
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  Speaker 2: the poopy guy was.
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  Speaker 1: Again, there's this whole phrase that there is no such
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  Speaker 1: thing as bad press. And to that point, I had
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  Speaker 1: never heard of the high ox race before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, well done.
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  Speaker 3: Wendy's in there dry heaving.
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  Speaker 2: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 1: Terry Donovan, Kimberly Burleson, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.