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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 1st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it.
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 3: Program, listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show that this is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Well
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  Speaker 1: it's the end of another week, but it's the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of a brand new mont That's right. Today is May
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  Speaker 1: the first, twenty twenty six. Today is the final day
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  Speaker 1: of April. It is April to thirty first, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: It is day five out of five. Today is Friday.
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  Speaker 1: I know, it seems like just yesterday, Greg, we were
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  Speaker 1: in the in the Monday Blues and yeah, we were
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  Speaker 1: riding the Elevator's aday.
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  Speaker 5: Oh brand new wee and here we are.
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  Speaker 1: We's excited, Bodie Greg Minus, Gina grad, we got Sea Bass,
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  Speaker 1: we got Sammy Morgan and Vonner here, dumbass Tyler, bored
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  Speaker 1: Menji gangs here Friday morning. Let's crush it and get
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  Speaker 1: into the weekend. All right, it's official. It's a new month,
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna get through the Friday as quickly as
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  Speaker 1: we can with all the different various things that we
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  Speaker 1: have planned for you. Yeah, you know, updated on the
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  Speaker 1: all the headline stuff. Birthday's born, and Birthday fail stories.
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  Speaker 1: We got your dumb ass contest, We got the DUIQ
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  Speaker 1: coming up. Anything you want to get in on be
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  Speaker 1: a part of eight seven seven forty four. You can
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  Speaker 1: also send us a text over to two to nine
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  Speaker 1: eight seven. Yeah. So may first, I think it's this
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  Speaker 1: month the first ever sperm Racing World Cup will be
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  Speaker 1: in San Francisco, seabets. I thought of you immediately.
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  Speaker 2: Did they already do one of these?
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  Speaker 1: Will they take talk?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: They did say they did something. But this is the
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  Speaker 1: first ever sperm Racing World World Cups. That's different. Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Is that different than the other one?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so more than ten thousand men from one hundred
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  Speaker 1: countries have already applied to compete for the one hundred
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars prize. Sure, free money went on. The format
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  Speaker 1: works just like a standard sports tournament. You got one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty eight guys, each representing a different country.
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  Speaker 1: They submit seamen samples from home using a you know,
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  Speaker 1: something like a mailed kit. Scientists will then isolate individual
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  Speaker 1: sperm cells and place them in a custom built microscopic
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  Speaker 1: track that measures about zero point zero two inches long.
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  Speaker 1: A controlled micro current creates resistance and the fastest swimmer wins,
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing broadcast live, giant screens, leaderboards, competitor health stats. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The four co founders behind the event, they say that
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  Speaker 1: male fertility has quietly dropped by more than sixty percent. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because guys have become pussies by more than sixty percent
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  Speaker 1: over the past fifty years. And they hope that turning
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  Speaker 1: sperm motility into spectators sport would get guys talking about
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  Speaker 1: reproductive health in a way that clinical testing never has.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if that will be the goal,
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  Speaker 2: but I would watch the hell out of this. This
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  Speaker 2: is hilarious.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, yeah, it's it's unfortunately just a little gray,
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  Speaker 6: quiggly thing.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I want to watch it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'd rather than if now, if they were
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  Speaker 6: having to produce on the spot, that'd be much more
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  Speaker 6: just watching.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? What I go? What if it's a
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  Speaker 1: race like a bunch of like a bunch of people
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  Speaker 1: standing at the top of a pinewood derby track, but
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  Speaker 1: instea that it's the track for these the swimmers, and
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  Speaker 1: you said they're going and you gotta like knock one
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  Speaker 1: into the track.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I watch that too.
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  Speaker 7: Now is there a twist where they break it down
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  Speaker 7: by sexuality?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's just by country. Are there
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of guys at the end, like, ah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think they like at the bottom of an ice
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  Speaker 1: sculpture where someone's pouring, like, yeah, there's Champagne tower wed Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Classy weddings, yeah, super classy.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for the what do you show problem, we should
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  Speaker 1: get one of those ice sculptures.
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  Speaker 2: How long do they last?
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  Speaker 1: Long enough? Eight hours?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, long enough for that. I know a guy
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  Speaker 7: that can get us one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know a guy. You know, an ice sculpture guy.
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  Speaker 7: You know, but Gabriel Glaciers everybody has he has.
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  Speaker 1: An ice sculpture of him. Yeah, like his logo thing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've seen that, so I'm sure he knows somebody,
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  Speaker 7: So just hit him up.
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  Speaker 1: Can be it can be done.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody's full time job is making sculptures.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how many are you selling any given day
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  Speaker 1: or week that you can make that your full time business.
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  Speaker 1: They look pretty dope, though they probably also do like
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  Speaker 1: butter crazy expensive? Yeah. What a random hook up though? Like,
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  Speaker 1: what's the most random guy you've got for something? You
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  Speaker 1: know what? I mean, that's a good question. I've got
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  Speaker 1: an ice sculpture guy.
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  Speaker 5: You you ever seen when they're redoing buildings and they
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  Speaker 5: basically wrap them in plastic before they get started. Like
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  Speaker 5: who owns the big plastic company that building the wrappers? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, ice sculptures can be like three grand. Oh they're expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should call Gabriel like, so what's the run?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I wonder how much that would go for and what
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  Speaker 1: would it be? He just like a big would he
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  Speaker 1: show logo or be some random like you know, yeah
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  Speaker 1: with the rolls Royce emblems and.
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  Speaker 6: Greg they make them with what your favorite thing?
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  Speaker 5: Water?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? You know how much Greg loves water? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Can he's talking about make.
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  Speaker 5: The ice blocks out of water? I know that much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: chainsaws and chisels probably, I mean in hot water to
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  Speaker 5: get some melting.
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  Speaker 4: Because they can be intricate.
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  Speaker 8: I was at a wedding that had the Golden Gate Bridge.
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  Speaker 2: Ice cupture. It was awesome and everyone got wasted.
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  Speaker 1: But because everybody wants to try a bridge, right, So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Sammy went to the doctor. You guys did, and and
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  Speaker 1: they do all the stuff like because you know, they
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  Speaker 1: what's the first thing they do when get naked. Well
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  Speaker 1: when you walk it height and waight and so we
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  Speaker 1: know how tall she is. But we've been talking about, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we've been talking about fat Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: What were you before before? I mean mostly let's get
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  Speaker 2: let's get I.
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  Speaker 1: Would know before, like like what was her weight before disappointment?
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  Speaker 5: Let's get both, uh one oh seven no, less than that,
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  Speaker 5: really less than that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Oh, I'd just say she would be probably
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah, like ninety six pounds mm hmm, ninety six
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  Speaker 1: before ninety six before and I think she's probably tripping
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  Speaker 1: out because she obviously fat Sammy's making an appearance three days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Now her weight has three numbers.
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  Speaker 2: One oh four now, one O four now yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'll say one oh seven.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, see mass, what would you guess I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna go with ninety eight ninety eight? Now she's ninety nine, okay, Sammy, Okay.
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  Speaker 8: So before I could fluctuate between like ninety eight two
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  Speaker 8: one hundred, So that was that was my general range. Well,
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  Speaker 8: and then like if it was like oh man, I'm
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  Speaker 8: kind of like getting up there, like one o two
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  Speaker 8: was like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh this is woof.
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  Speaker 1: Just to remind people for those who may not you
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  Speaker 1: know already know that you are? How tall?
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  Speaker 2: Five ft?
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  Speaker 1: Five foot? She's she's five ft?
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  Speaker 5: Are you no longer a double zero?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: All my clothes still fit, but I do wear sweatpants
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 8: I went to the doctor and weighed one oh six
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  Speaker 8: point seven.
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  Speaker 2: Without breaking your bed.
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  Speaker 8: This is the heaviest I have weighed in my adult life.
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  Speaker 8: Like when I was a freshman in high school, I
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  Speaker 8: weighed one ten and that was the heaviest I ever
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  Speaker 8: wa was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 8: Photos and so now I mean I as an adult
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  Speaker 8: or even probably since my junior year of high school,
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  Speaker 8: I have not ever been over one oh three. Never
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  Speaker 8: year span, I gained like seven pounds.
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  Speaker 1: You're gross.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if any of our skeletons weigh one
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  Speaker 2: hundred and seven.
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  Speaker 6: Yesterday I had one hundred and ten pound weights in
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  Speaker 6: each hand to sammies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah wow, pretty gross.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the question, what are you gonna do about it?
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  Speaker 8: I know, well, now I need to really.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what did your doctors say? I'm curious, what does
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  Speaker 2: your doctors say?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing?
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  Speaker 8: And someone in range before it would be like I
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  Speaker 8: needed to gain weight. So now while you're doing range,
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  Speaker 8: no one has said anything.
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  Speaker 2: About I feel that way. I need to start.
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  Speaker 1: Cutting back, getting out of control.
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  Speaker 2: I know your face.
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  Speaker 1: You're in a relationship.
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  Speaker 2: I know I blame him for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Things seem to be going well, that's what happened. And
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  Speaker 1: want to say fat and happy and that's accurate.
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  Speaker 7: Kind of bulletproof when it comes to the show though, like.
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  Speaker 2: She's but she never eats anything.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she doesn't like like some of the cake and
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  Speaker 7: stuff don't the other day.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't eat too much here, but I mean
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  Speaker 8: like in terms of what you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Bring in your own meal, right very and also everything.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to fath hood. I know we have we have
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  Speaker 1: been waiting for.
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  Speaker 8: And what they do now with the doctor that I
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  Speaker 8: didn't realize because you get on the scale and you
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  Speaker 8: immediately want to know how much you weigh and they
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  Speaker 8: do it in kilogram, so it's like, oh, forty eight
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  Speaker 8: point four.
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  Speaker 2: I know they do that totally, so you don't know,
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  Speaker 2: so you don't they.
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  Speaker 1: Do it only in Europe. And we're also kill to
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  Speaker 1: have Sammy's problem, like oh, gain weight or you know
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  Speaker 1: your only member if I was a hundred pounds eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four Wooding Friday. Check ins on the
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  Speaker 1: text over to two two nine eight seven more wood
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  Speaker 1: he shows next, hang on the show, be back back, back, round,
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  Speaker 1: back in a bed. What's up everybody?
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  Speaker 7: Thank you for listening to the podcast. It's menace, dude.
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  Speaker 7: Huge meetup happening May fifth in Ontario. And I'm saying
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  Speaker 7: major because it's with Taco Bell, and you know I
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  Speaker 7: love Taco Bell, been trying to work with them forever.
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  Speaker 7: So we're gonna do it up big for one hour only,
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  Speaker 7: giving away tacos for a year and so much more.
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  Speaker 7: Theme plot tickets, concert tickets. You're gonna want to be there.
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  Speaker 7: That's Tuesday, May fifth, from two to three pm in
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  Speaker 7: Ontario at forty three seventy one Ontario Mills Parkway. That's
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  Speaker 7: forty three seventy one Ontario Mills Parkway, May fifth. That's
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  Speaker 7: this Tuesday from two to three pm. Can't wait to
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  Speaker 7: see you there. In the meantime.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoyed the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, now I feel like an idiot.
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  Speaker 6: Asking me all these questions when.
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  Speaker 1: Helmer is not there.
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  Speaker 2: Show.
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  Speaker 1: You know a couple of things beginning of a brand
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  Speaker 1: new month. Okay, cool, we mentioned that, But what we
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  Speaker 1: failed at? What I failed dimension? My bad. I failed.
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  Speaker 1: Dimension that may first is also Gina Grad's birthday, today's
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  Speaker 1: genus birthday.
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  Speaker 2: It is what are you.
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  Speaker 1: One of those people that shares your age or what
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  Speaker 1: forty year seven forty eight, forty eight, forty eight, forty
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  Speaker 1: eight and your birthday? Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm going to fish because I this
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  Speaker 2: this question. I have a very specific answer that I want,
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  Speaker 2: because I put a lot of work into it. To
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  Speaker 2: just lie to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's her birthday, so let's try to figure out the
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  Speaker 1: answer she wants.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Well, it's a yes or no question. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so yes or no? You know you know the question.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. What is it?
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  Speaker 7: Do?
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  Speaker 5: I look?
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  Speaker 2: Forty eight?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, all other twenty eight? There you go,
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  Speaker 1: see that happy birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Empty birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now that your husband is a cripple, I know
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  Speaker 1: this birthday kind of canceled almost it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny because he felt so bad he wanted
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  Speaker 2: to make me a cake, which he's never done. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: this is not the year. I don't just tell me.
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  Speaker 1: If I made Jenna cake, she would think I was
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  Speaker 1: poisoning her, Like you made this? Wait? So you actually
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  Speaker 1: buying a cakes?
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  Speaker 2: One thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you made it?
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  Speaker 2: You did you do with the caids?
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  Speaker 1: Did you know you just made it by yourself? She
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't need it, really, Oh, she would definitely suspect that
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  Speaker 1: something was it.
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  Speaker 2: This made my husband borderline Swiss idol because he felt
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  Speaker 2: so guilty because he's like, oh my god, i'ven't even
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  Speaker 2: gotten you your present. I can't now what am I
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  Speaker 2: gonna do? My God, and I go just tell me
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  Speaker 2: what you're going to get me and I'll go get it.
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  Speaker 2: Everything else, everything can he I know, I think I
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  Speaker 2: know what he's getting me and it be shipped. I'm
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  Speaker 2: hoping I'm getting something to my favorite place. I hope
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting a gift card like you did last year.
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  Speaker 1: So four you want you a twelve year old girl,
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  Speaker 1: That's what my daughter wants.
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  Speaker 2: And I think he's also going to go off for boba.
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  Speaker 2: We also, he always usually we go to get massages,
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  Speaker 2: but now I guess since he can't get one, I
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  Speaker 2: can just get double the time. Yeah, so we'll see nice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, see massage sounds good, right, that sounds amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I might do one of those in home ones. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got the persons, I got the person.
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  Speaker 1: I'll send you as little Asian lady that not that
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  Speaker 1: I keep telling me about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, her name wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: She's fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a weird birthday because I found her.
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  Speaker 1: I found her was during COVID because all the places
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  Speaker 1: were closed, couldn't even go get like a decent Chinese
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  Speaker 1: chair massage at the mall.
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  Speaker 5: And you've been using the same lady. Yeah wow. Why
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  Speaker 5: do I think that she already did the in home
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  Speaker 5: thing with you.
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  Speaker 2: A different person?
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  Speaker 1: Because I found I did it through Zeal. I found
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  Speaker 1: out about Zeal, which is just an app, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, so you can go.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody can go on there and actually very reasonable, believe
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  Speaker 1: it or not very reasonable. I put it like on
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  Speaker 1: par with like a massage Envy kind of thing without
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  Speaker 1: the without for me, without the membership is just but
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  Speaker 1: they come to your house, they bring all this stuff,
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  Speaker 1: they bring the table, the whole thing, and.
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  Speaker 2: That's the best part after like a massage.
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  Speaker 1: Ivan. I don't mind Massage Envy. I was a member
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  Speaker 1: for many years. But like when you're done, it's like
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  Speaker 1: now you're gonna get dressed and put all stuff together,
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  Speaker 1: get back in the.
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  Speaker 2: Car and drive home, and you're kind of oily oily.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like you you're done, You're already at
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  Speaker 1: your own house. If you want to just jump in
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  Speaker 1: the shower, go ahead and jump in the shower. It's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, amazing went through Zeal, which they were great,
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  Speaker 1: but then the the woman who it was the best
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  Speaker 1: massage hands down. I've gotten a lot of massage, best
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  Speaker 1: massage I'd ever had. And I was like, hey, so
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  Speaker 1: if I book through Zeal again, I'm kind of guarantee
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  Speaker 1: that I get you, like I want to book you specifically,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, she gave me her number on the side,
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  Speaker 1: and so now I'm able just to use uh perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah when when when I need.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody, well I hope she's available this week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like, well we'll set it up like sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: like I'll set my wife up and she'll come on buy.
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  Speaker 1: She's great.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the greatest thing about having a house because
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  Speaker 2: it's like, oh, yeah, just set up in this room,
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  Speaker 2: Like I have a room.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, they'll set up in your living room, set
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  Speaker 1: up in your kitchen if you want, and that's the
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  Speaker 1: dining room. Dude. You've got to do something. And it's
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  Speaker 1: different for every person. But you got to do something,
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  Speaker 1: you hear, treat yourself. You've got to do something every
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: once in a while, just something that you want to do.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: There's something that I'm doing today after the show, and
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  Speaker 1: we've made a lot of adjustments to like the schedule.
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  Speaker 1: The last couple of days, we've been working ahead so
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  Speaker 1: I can leave. I need to leave like right on
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  Speaker 1: time after the show today so I can go do
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  Speaker 1: this thing that I really want to do. Has nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with work, has nothing to do with wife, kids,
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  Speaker 1: anything else, Just something I want to do with something
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  Speaker 1: involving flying.
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  Speaker 2: But oh, I thought it was going to be like
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  Speaker 2: Crystal Court singing. No, it's like a meet up.
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  Speaker 1: But like all these other like people who fly and
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  Speaker 1: they take you on like a you fly into this
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: particular airport and they put you on like a like
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: a shuttle, like a limo bus. They drive into town.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: They take you a lunch at a barbecue place like rip.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: So I get to fly somewhere, get a free barbecue
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: lunch out.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Of it, get to be in the airport community.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Well there's other people who are you know, because yea, look,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: you guys are all tired of hearing about me flying
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: and stuff. But these people they that's what they want
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: to hear about.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: That's not true. Yeah, but I'm saying I saw your airport.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: It was fun.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: It's this whole different world, right.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: And that's so, but anything new.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: So if it's a massage, if it's doing like just
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: going somewhere, you want to go to a movie by
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: yourself or a meal by sorry, right, a meal by yourself?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Hell do you do anything like that? SeaBASS, Like is
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: there you No?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: No? No, I mean like, oh, you're part of that
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: like improv group people, Yeah, a little bit. But is
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: that like because I would I can't imagine that you
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: would do that just completely on your own, Like, uh
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: like is it for like you're using it for professional
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: training kind of purposes? It's like going to a gym
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: for this this uh this for the job. Yeah yeah,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: But like I'm saying, like that's a whole other level.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: So is that something you get pure enjoyment out of
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: it or is it just purely functional from a professional
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: I do enjoy Like because there's there's bad versions of
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: stand up improv.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: It's sketches.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: We've seen it and the improv gets plentiful.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Now that that being said, improv you can't make money
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: doing it unless you are one of like three people
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: who do that. But it is that is where people
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: like Will Ferrell and Kristen Wigg came out of is
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: that world because it's comedic acting, which I do all
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: the time obviously, uh, And that's what it's what it's for.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: But I do love it more because it's always different.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: So good, like really really good improv I like more
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: than really good stand up because a lot of times
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: the stand up I can see the joke coming a
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: mile even with like Anthony Jessen, Like at the time,
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: I know what he's gonna say.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I know, I kept this.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Uh. Text came in and says, what do you show
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: a special cheers for me? I want to see c
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Mass perform improv you. I thought he was really funny
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: and surprisingly was pleasant during the performance, and it worked
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: well with his improv team. I'm sure you are wondering
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: what that's like. If you get a chance, check him
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: out it. I'm not going to give out the name.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: It's very tough to be Is it like call letters
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: of a radio station? Yeah?
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, it's tough to be a dick when you're
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: doing that because people just won't like you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: But I thought it was very nice. They really enjoyed it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Joy said you were an amazing actor.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Do you have to do those weird exercises where you
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: like mirror people animal the.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Bad side of it?
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: That's like the part that gets made fun of, rightly
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: so because there it is highly correlated with the theater
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: kids and so it's it's why it gets a lot
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: of that crap.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: But I think that.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Makes sense in an acting class. The stuff that's incredibly embarrassing,
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: like everybody make a weird noise and jump around. It
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: very embarrassing, but it makes you realize, like I'm supposed
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: to be somebody else.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: There's this one impro group that keeps popping up in
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: my feed somehow, and I think I I blame some
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: of the posts that you know, Morgan is sent to me,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: our buddy Tony sends to me or whatever. I guarantee
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: it's like this uh special special needs group IMPROVM. Dude.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I laughed. I laugh for the wrong reasons because I'm.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Like, it's you've seen it, see, like.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: All right, uh you are you know you are a
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: pilot of a plane and they go, oh, look out,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: and they're so proud of themselves and they want, oh
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: look out, and they jump back into the They're all
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: standing like in a big circle, and the one guy
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: he kept doing the same thing like multiple times, so
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: like somebody else would come out and the chick would
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's not a bird, and then they
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: go back into their circle and the other guy comes
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: back out, Oh look out.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: It might be that there's a touring group bus.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Nice. Anyway, find whatever your thing is, sammy knit crochet. Yeah,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: man's what is your I mean you go out to
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: a bunch of it stuff, but there like one thing.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: F One's kind of become F One's big for me. Yeah,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going if you want to like treat yourself, like
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: is it going to get ice cream? Is it going
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: to We know you don't do massage, but.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: If I want to treat myself, I'll probably go to Vegas.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Something is just for you, like not nothing to do
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: with your wife, nothing to do with anything like that.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: The social media.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Something just makes you happy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: Just makes me happy. I'm like, uh, sitting in my
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: little home studio that I built, like just working on random.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: But can we looking at the stars and that's pretty
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: cool too.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: But people join in with me on that.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: So this weekend, you know, just just do your thing.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Do you do your thing, treat yourself to a massage?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: All right, eight didn't even get to the entertainment stuff.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: We'll do that in the next We'll do that next thing.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Birthday is point of birthday. I'll come up.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Next like an idiot.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back, Happy Friday. It is the Woody Show.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Happy Birthday. Somebody texting over to two two nine eighty
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: seven Friday check in.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Guys.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Also want to make sure that you saw this alert
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: from Frankie McDonald.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Vancouver, norvasol Jump. We all saw weather stasion well Vancouver,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: British Columbia.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Vancouver, British Columbia's.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Live from City Nova, Scotia.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: There you go, Frankie, Frankie McDonald.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: The it says.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Massive earthquake will strike and hit Vancouver, British like da
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: massive earthquake will strike and hit Vancouver, British Columbia anytime soon.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: That's how you do it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Headline.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, so here's what he said there. I'll
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: say my old team says you live if they need
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: go again a massive earthquake game time. So it's going
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: to bring nine points o grabbing back with earthquake possible,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: reeve it seven point two back with earthquakes. I want
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: every single person of Vancouver to bag were because Vancouver
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: lies on the Cascady. It's not that you don't. The
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: intensity is insane.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Big ol Vancouver.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: You gotta start doing your earthquakes thrills all right here.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: And then he goes on, there's like another like a
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: minute and.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: A half and actually, yeah, he's there's a there was
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: a real new uh paper came out that says there's
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: a massive technomic plate that they found in the area.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: That's why he's so u wow. I mean what data
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: is he going off the paper? Right? Just kidd out?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, he's a real ladies man.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Like if you see on his posts and stuff, there's
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: always like chick stopping them and take pictures.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: And then he'll reply to that.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: He'll say, and she's well over twenty years old. Well
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: that's so funny, all right, eight seven seven forty four
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: what he sent us a text over to two to
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: nine eight seven shop shot And we will start with
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: the birthday girl, Gina gret Yeah, happy birthday?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Have you met? I appreciate that I'm.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Making them for forgetting about it at the very beginning
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: of the show. Yeah what you got.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently Green Day is getting into the movie business.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys saw this, this new comedy,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Nimrod's Green Day Story. Well, Greg, obviously no, it's coming
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: out this year. It's basically based on their early days
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: when they're you know, they're blackout their their big breakout album, Dookie.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: They're driving around at a van and trying to make it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: And the story follows these high school friends who believe
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: that they've been picked to open for Green Day on
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: New Year's Eve, but they're wrong and it leads to
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: zany chaos and there's Bobby Lee's in it, Fred Armiston,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Jenni Fisher, and Angela Kensey from the Office, and of
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: course the members of Green Day Are you know, make
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: a little cameo. So nim Rod's a Green Day Story
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: should drop in theaters in August.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: So Greg, well, Billy Joe, I've seen him in one movie,
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: This is forty. He makes a cameo on that and
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: you can just fast forward.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: That's in the movie.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Wow, was he supposed to? Kind of? So this is
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: this is like Green Day adjacent though, Yeah, it's their experience.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, so they so the kids in the movie
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: can go open for Green Day and it's going to
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: be in theater.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Greg.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: So it's the story of how they were punk and
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: then not punk but pretended to stay.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Greg.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Greg has so much hate for green pre order tickets?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: What is the bus Boys? Everybody watched that yet? No?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I want Theo vonn and David.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: Spade don't want you that bag Menace?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Why you watched it? You haven't gone against? Oh yeah, yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I mean one of those dumb, dumb, dumb comedies, right,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: but that's what we keep talking about, like just some
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: dumb fun I don't know if it's any good or not.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. I haven't heard too much about
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: it other than you know they did it on the cheap, right, Yeah,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I've heard nothing about it. I don't know now one movie.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I know that Greg has something here about that I've
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: never I've never seen the original, but I know that
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: my wife is is all excited for aren't you guys
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: going to the movie.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: We have a date we're going in like three days.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, so it's today's the day that the world's been
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: waiting for devil Wears product too.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: There is some some food news attached to it. But
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: starting with Meryl Streep, who almost didn't do the og
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: devil Wears product. She says she was fifty six and
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: she felt old, and she was considering retiring, and she said,
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: if you want me to do this for the first one, yeah,
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: for the first one back in two thousand and six.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: She said, uh, you know, I'm old, I might retire.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I don't want to do it. And they said, okay,
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: we'll double your salary. So then she said back back again,
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: and then the rest was history. She got paid five
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: million to do devil Wears products. Wow, I would have
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: thought it was.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Oh. I had heard something about that. And the story
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the way I heard it is that she got double
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: her original salary for the for thee.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Of the secret maybe maybe both, because how old is
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: she now, She's got.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: To be well, that was twenty years ago. Twenty years ago,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I imagine.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Until math works.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm not very good at that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: And then the food news attached to it is that
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Eminem's is announcing that they are going to release all
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Cerulean eminems.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: You guys don't even know why. That's fine.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: You don't know what that's about. They're not getting There's
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: there's one line where the chick walks in the new
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: assistant she sees a bunch of sweaters and she says, oh,
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: you know, I don't I don't know about this stuff.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: And that's when Miranda Priestley Meryl Streep says, it's not
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lappies, it's cerrudian,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: which is a color. So Eminem's starting today while supplies
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: last at Eminem's dot com.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she.
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: Gets it's a very pivotal point.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: She gets super roasted, all right.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Because Meryl Streep is proving to her that she thinks
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: she just bought something random off a rack that she
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: didn't care about, and Miranda Priestley is going like, we
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: chose this for you, you just didn't know it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bitch, So Cerulian Eminem's for free online ms dot com.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: This is basically me. Yeah, she's basically dumb ass. Ho.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I'm shocked that there's not like a popcorn bucket shaped
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: like a hot shoe or no, there is I forgot
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Just something else that I like to laugh about. Sea Bass.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Charlie Stairon says that red light masks are better than
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: any lotion or cream for the skin.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, Charlie star noted dermatologists well noted nice skin. Her
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: face looks better than yours.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's not because of a red red light Maskoan
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: hot woman is hot. Yeah, I guess all right, uh
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: menace what you got now? Leanne Rymes? I know.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: I mean she's like kind of fallen off over the
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: past couple of years, and she just announced that she
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: kind of caught a bug while vacationing in Mexico, so
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: she has to cancel some shows.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: But the only reason I want to bring her up.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: Did you see the video of her I would say,
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: like a couple of weeks ago that went relief, Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: what the hell is that? So she kind of had
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: like this lockjaw thing going on, and so this chiropractor
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: like basically put his hands in her mouth and like
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: made the cranked on her jaw, cranked on her jaw
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: and like popped it super loud. Yeah, she immediately starts
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: weeping crazy, like uncontrollably.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: It was well watch it. They do say when it
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: comes to like deep tissue massage and some you know
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, that you hold emotions in different part
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: of your body and you cracked down.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make fun of you on your birthday.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't say it, they say it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: I can't imagine if you had like some kind of
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: lockjaw and then they popped it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Relief, Yeah, you'd be relieved, but yeah, that'd be the
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: only part of your body that would then like you know,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: like getting your genitals touched right. Nice. You know I'm
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: saying like.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Where like that it would be reliecause like some kind
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: of tension in right, yeah, and then you have like
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: a release.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: But this it would be very but that's I forget
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: what that. Uh what is the hormone that's released? Yeah,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: something like that the cuddle or what.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: I didn't really know that lock jaw thing was like
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: a real thing where yeah, he walks in I heard,
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: I heard.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I can misremember.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: But the woman that started weight Watchers like she had
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: lock jow for like two years.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: That would work.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And I always thought the joke was like
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: mono is the kissing disease. I thought you only got
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: locked off. You're like like given too many mouth parties.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Was another one when I heard about it as a kid,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: like you would just sleep all the time, Like awesome.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not cool, right, your only job for.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Your birthdays, it's gonna it's shiver, We're gonna sit. She
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: was like, it's and you know, we don't know.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I got the birthdays around here somewhere.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Starting with the celebrities, pages are sticking together, starting with
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Tim McGraw, who's fifty nine years old today. Writer director
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Wes Anderson is fifty seven. Remember Family Matters, Eddie Winslow.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Of course, Darres McCrary is fifty today. Ray Parker Junior,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: who did the Ghostbuster song, is seventy two. If you
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: watch Succession, which people keep telling me to.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Watch that I've seen it, you'd love it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Cousin Greg on Succession, Nicholas Braun who's thirty eight years
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: old today, Jamie Dornan, who was Christian Gray and fifty
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Shades Gray is forty four. N let's see Paul Tittle
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Senior from American Choppers is seventy seven, and James Murray
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: from Impractical jokers were ever into that seabath. It seems
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: like maybe, hey, I saw I like some of their stuff.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: But yeah, Live shows not your porn of Birthday Today
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: is Zoe Fox and today's birthday girl. She got stronger
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: suction than a dyce in, which is not much. If
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you asked Greg, they're not good, he says, even on
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Max Power that things. That's true. She's put that to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: use though, in two hundred and twenty six fine films,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: including Love It First Suck. She was in I've An
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Appetite for Something Tight, Volume five, I've Got It Bad
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: for Stepdad, Volume three. Her box is fully stocked with toys.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: She was in Zoe Fox Orders The Stuffed Muff Pizza Mom.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: She was a she was good and stuffing the Curious Boyfriend,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: but she was fantastic and really who can forget her
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: unforgettable rolling. That rapper destroyed my crapper. That rapper destroyed
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: my trapper. That's Zoe Fox, who's thirty three years old today.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Matt Porner birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that's along with
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Gina Grad's birthday. But look what's happening to one of entertains.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: You're at the Show, Quick Break More Woody Show, next,
• 31:50
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• 31:57
  Speaker 7: I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: bag to gurg.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna remember it's a shoe. It's
• 32:09
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• 32:13
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• 32:19
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• 32:23
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  Speaker 2: Two two nine eighty seven.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Back to the side of the room where Gina grad
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: sits and the trending news headlines.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Well, the House finally passed the Senate back bill that'll
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: fund most all of the agencies within the Department of
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Homeland Security. The bill went straight to the White House,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: where President Trump signed it, so that officially brings an
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: end to the seventy six day long DHS shutdown.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I forgot that was happened here?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, seventy six days.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Once the TSA part stopped, the big story, people kind
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: of forgot about it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Well, the paycheck drama is over, so that's good. The
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: new package funds all the big agencies under DHS except
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: for ICE or parts of Customs and Border Protection, but
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: those are getting funded through another bill through President Trump's term,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: So that's he's good for now.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So they they're able to do it because all
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: they need is a simple majority and they send it
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, how do you do that? But then
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: why have we been fighting this whole time? What a
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: giant waste of time? If this was like something they
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: could have done, Like why were people? Why were all
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: these guys? How many people quit? How many people were
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: going to work without paychecks?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: My theory? I mean we had It's like Dorothy and
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: the Wizard of Us. You may not have had the
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: entire time, but you wouldn't have understood it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I worked for her this long ass walk for no reason.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you see what I'm saying. Yeah, it makes
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: them look busy.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I saw that, and I'm like, well how would how
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: would that work? And so they're able to do it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Get it's like a budget reconciliation bill, and then it
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: goes through the Senate with only a simple majority, which
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: means that the Republicans aren't giving the Democrats any opportunity
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: to be able to fill a buster or hold up whatever.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: So they but again, you could have done this the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: whole time, that people could have been paid the whole time.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: And howeverny, I don't even know how many how many
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: TSA agents quit in that time?
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: A lot they had to go start door dashing and
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: do a bunch of stuff.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Ponds on a chest.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: But when do you just hit the Vegas strip or
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: what do you do because you're so far You get
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: a big steak dinner.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Well, the shooter from the White House correspondence dinner was
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: just in court and he'll be kept in custody until
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: his trial.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: He's gonna be.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Free, dude, trial. Yeah, he was making arguments at first.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: They eventually conceded like, all right, fine, he could stay
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: in jail. Well yeah, no, kid, wait.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: I mean that was just for fun, right, Oh yeah,
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: just to give it a trial, just to see if
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: they could do it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he said his client is not a danger
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: to anyone, and he was not alleged to be holding
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: an automatic or even semi automatic weapon that are the
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: hallmarks of a modern day mass shooting. So he's fine.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, he had like a Tommy gun, but you
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: had a gun.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's around that landed in the bulletproof vest of
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: a secret service agent. Yeah go anybody else.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Well, new security video was also released, and it showed
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: the dude scoping out the hotel before the event, which
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: puts a little wrench in the claim that he's not
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: dangerous to society.
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: I think the lawyer was just doing that for sport.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Like, you know, how bad you have to want something
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: to be willing to travel by train from California to Washington, DC,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: book a hotel.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Make a whole weekend out of it. Totally.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: The former cellmate of Jeffrey Epstein has a suicide note
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: from Epstein locked away in his case file. According to
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: The New York Times, back in twenty nineteen, the celly
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: claimed he found this note after Epstein unsuccessfully tried to
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: kill himself the first time around, and since then, this
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: guy has talked about the note on a podcast and
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: says that Epstein put a smiley face on it along
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: with the words time to say goodbye.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I'd be interested to see what this guy's deal was
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: in the words, like he cuts some deal. Like all right, man,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I'll be the I'll be the distributor of your story. Right,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I've seen all the greg you love all that, like
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: close up magic. Someone signs a card and they put
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: it in the deck. Who put it anywhere in the deck?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: They put it in the deck, okay, And they're showing
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: them shuffling it as you got put in the deck,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: and they go, but what is this box over here?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: They point to the boxes in the corner of the
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: table and they pick it up, open up, and there's
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: the signed card inside. So the fact that there's this
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: suicide note in a locked box somewhere.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: No, that's a good point.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, government, hold of that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing they magic. They really want to
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: unseal this thing. And they filed a petition with the
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: judge saying that since the celly publicly talked about the note,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: everyone should be able to see it. It should be public.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's on the box here. Wait, actually it's
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I think it's in your left pocket.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Behind your ear exactly.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Well, officials of Camp Mystic down in Texas says they
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: won't reopen this summer after those deadly floods that killed
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: twenty five girls and two counselors. They did have plans
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: to open for the camp's one hundredth anniversary, but Texas
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Health investigators said in a review that they failed to
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: comply with a slate of new health and safety regulations,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: and the camp says that eight hundred girls would sign
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: up to come back this summer, but instead of bringing
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: the camp up to date with the new rules, they
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: said they're stepping back from opening, and a new executive
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: order was signed which will create retirement accounts for tens
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: of millions of people who don't have four to one
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: case through their job. So listen up because this might
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: be you. It applies to people who are making less
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: than thirty five thousand dollars a year, heads of household
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: who are making less than fifty three thousand, or couples
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: that together make less than seventy one thousand, and The
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: claim is that if a twenty five year old who's
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: eligible for the program invests one hundred and sixty five
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: bucks a month under the federal contributions, so it's one
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: sixty five and one sixty five, they'll have four hundred
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: and sixty five thousand dollars by the time they're sixty five,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: and this could help like over fifty million people. Wow,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: this is pretty awesome.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: It's interesting when you see, you know those financial calculations
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: if you saved yeah a dollar a day, yeah, whatever
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: whatever that is. And then depending obviously you got to
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: start early. A lot of people will try to start
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: too late.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I mean something, but you're not going to get that
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: big wow payoff that everybody else.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see, way too late.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: Do you see what they're doing with that California Billionaire's
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: tax thing that to counteract it. So they're so the
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: billionaires are coming up with this bill that they're going
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: to submit where you can't tax the retirement accounts, so
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: they'll put all their money into their retirement accounts. And
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: then so they're going to put the bill on the
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: ballot and everybody's like, no, I don't want my my
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: retirement accounts taxed at all. So like everybody will vote
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: for it, so like I.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: Don't care a way to shuffle your money.
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it will come down for then, Yeah, it
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: can't basically cancel everything out.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: But as long as it goes. For that, I think
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: the issue is as long as it goes for everybody,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: So fine, whatever, But if the average person gets that
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: same benefit of being able to put money into a
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: retirem account that you can't touch and whatever, but doing
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: that's not taxed. I mean, there are things like roth
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: irays and whatever that you're not taxed on growth. So
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: whatever money you put in there could be pre taxed
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: from you know, like you know, four to one k
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff or pre tax you know, retirement contribution
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: that you make that goes into an account where it
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: grows over time, but then the growth is not taxed either. Right.
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: The amount of money that you put in is limited, right,
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: You can only put it in a certain amount per.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Year, which is why starting early is also a great
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: idea if you can't. Although I mean, dude, my first
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: full time job, I mean twelve thousand dollars a year,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: you know, poor, Yeah, it didn't have any extra money.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Well that's the thing. It's like, I know that.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Way for it was that way for a long, long
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: long time, you know. So and by the time I
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: was able to start quote saving, you know, I was
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: still young er, you know, but I'm not like twenty two,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: twenty five. Now, I was certainly into my thirties, and.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: How unsexy is the idea of like your first job
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: and you're twenty two. No, remember put some of that
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: away for your four to one.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: K, Like it's always been preached to me, Like I
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: remember being a kid.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Well, a penny saved was a penny earned.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Right, dude.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I was just saying cash money records. Finally, but there
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: was there was a point and I wasn't making much money,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: but I was like, man, I'm gonna really cut out
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: everything that was non essential, even uh at the time,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I was twenty four. Really that was last year for
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: me because I'd gotten a job in New York City, right,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: and so I had a lot of budgeting, you know,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: calculations to make because it was an X number of
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: dollars of toll to get go through like the Lincoln Tunnel,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: joy just to get to work, and then there was
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: parking every day. And I'm like, all right, So I
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: was making more money than I ever made before, but
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: it still wasn't a lot by especially by New York
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: City standards. So I was like, all right, how am
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I going to make this work? And so I was
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: doing this whole thing and I got I got really
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: good at just cutting slicing dice. I got rid of
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: all the extra stuff, and then I got addicted, almost
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: like a game. Yeah, because I'm like, all right, I'm
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: gonna give myself X number of dollars a day. I
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: think it was like five bucks. Now, five bucks could
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: be I'm gonna, you know, grab a McDonald's value meal,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: or I need to put five bucks of gas in
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: my car. Right, it was good. Now if I didn't
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: use the five bucks that day, I didn't go to
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: McDonald's or I didn't get the gas or whatever it was,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: that five bucks went to the next day. And so
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: it became a game of you know, how much can
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I defer to the next days of By the end
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: of the week Friday, I had a little bit of
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: play money, right, but anything above what I had budgeted
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: out for that went right to a savings account. And
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I think it was like one hundred and ninety somethings,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: just under two hundred bucks.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: But you had to be so proud of that.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Well, because it was like a challenge. Yeah, I took
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: it because the project is a challenge.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Twenty four year old being like got a budget. No,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: but I got addicted to it, just like you do
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: anything else.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, still that way though, don't you think you're still
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: that way? No, No, you're not. Well, that was a
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: stupid question because that was very not that way.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: No. I look, I'm as they say, I've been very blessed.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: And you know, I've been working at this career for
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: a long time. I seemed to I seem to have
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: made something of it, and I've I've done pretty well
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: for myself, and I have invested for many many years now.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: So yeah, things are a lot things aren't there anymore?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: That's a little more wiggle room in my case.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I did buy a plane if I won. Yeah, that's true.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: So like just yeah, I'm being honest, but it's still
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the same. Like I'm not reckless.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: I'm not reckless, right right, right, But like if I
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: want one hundred grand, I think if most people want
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: one hundred grand, their minds go to what am I
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: going to get?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: What can I buy?
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: If I want one hundred grand? I would rather just
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: have one hundred grand.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Want what hundred grand can get you. I just want
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: the money.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: See, if I had a windfall like that, and that
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: was you know whatever in that time. Let's say at
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: that time I was just describing I won one hundred
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yeah, let's just use that figure. Since she
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: threw it out there. I would absolutely have invested that money.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have used it for anything, right, I would
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: have invested it because my again, I've always been preached
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: to about, you know, investing because the earlier you invest
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: But I just had didn't have the ability yet.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: But you wouldn't have made a deal with yourself like, Okay,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a really nice car, but everything
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: else going in savings a.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Really nice car. No, No, because I would have if
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I had. I did have a dumpy ass car at
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: one point, and then I end up getting like a
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: it that was that certified used. It was a it
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: was a ninety five Toyota Corolla.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Nicey run that thing to me that it was.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: But it was a great car. But like I had
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: some other thing that was like constantly broken down, getting
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: towed all the time. It was so unreliable. Was an
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Eagle Premiere exactly. That's there's a reason I'll make Eagle
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: premieres anymore. I couldn't even envision one. Yeah, but the
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Toyota Corolla, Man, I to me that was a Ferrari.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you know I was so psyched. It was clean,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: it worked, you know, totally, Yeah, I saw I wouldn't
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: have Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's what again, For a twenty four year old,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: that's very important and for your parents.
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: Don't even have to sit you down at that point,
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: like a parent would at least try to be like, Okay,
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: I know you came into a lot of money, let's
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: talk about this, but you were already so aware on
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: your own you would have not.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Well, Greg and I we disagree on this. Like, let's
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: say it was one hundred million dollars that you wont Yeah, yeah,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you want a hundred million dollars in the power ball?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Just throwing that out there, that's the number. Sure, one
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: hundred million. I'm still investing the winnings.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: You're done.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: No, But because let me tell you, you do something
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: super conservative where it's throwing off whatever that do you
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: you know how much you get thrown off just by
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: not even touching the one hundred million. One hundred million
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: lives in perpetuity or he lives forever without touching it.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: How much money that provides you just by having it
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: in a simple conservative investment.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I'm getting horny, right, and you could have a great
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: life just based on what it throws off.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: I would keep it in the money market, and that
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: would throw off a ton of money every month, and
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: then when I need money, I just take it out
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: of there.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: We're talking about four million dollars. Oh yeah, if you
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: put the if you use the four pillion, if you
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: put one hundred million dollars till you want a hundred
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: million dollars, you put it in a conservative investment. You
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: think you can live off of four You can live
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: off four million dollars just for whatever with never touching
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I really tighten my belt if I could dry like
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: a budgeting.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Well, finally, Walmarts are slowly phasing out all their self
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: checkout machines and they're going back to a fully staffed
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: check out lines. Yeah, they've already started in some places,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: you know, Pennsylvania, Missouri, Ohio. And as for why they're
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: doing this, they say it's all about customer service. But yeah, right,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: think we know they're really Walmart. Yeah, I wouldn't call
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: it anything customer service happening there.
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: I use their self checkout all the time. The only
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: thing that bugs me they don't have tap. You can't
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: you have to do that? Yeah, you have to do
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: some weird like QR code thing and like basically I
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: pay online.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: What why you don't have a credit card on you?
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: No?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to put it in the slot. Yeah,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: it's just that the credit card terminals.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah don't.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't use like Apple page. So I actually,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: like I actually have to get into my pocket, take
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: out my wiles, take and insert the chip.
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: Sometimes I do like a quick run to Walmart and
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: I don't bring I just have my phone on me.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like in that case if you were stuck. But
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: it seems like a lot more work to do the QYR.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I was just taking the credit card.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: That sounds like, we'll check this out. They said that
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: stealing has become so much of a problem that one
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Walmart alone had to call the cops over five hundred
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: times in five months.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Shoplifting and blamed the lighting.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Dude, that sounds low, like one hundred a month.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah for the Walmart experience, Yeah, which I like not
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: as much as Menistos.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: I love Walmarts, but I swear the walmarts that had
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: the dumpy lighting that are not bright, they're the ones
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: that always get robbed.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Do you think it's just like the vibe?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it's always super bright, that super
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: bright white yes light. It's not all of them, man,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: a soft whitehill.
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you some of them. You like, do I
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: need a flashlight to walk around the yes?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah you're thinking the one by our houses.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's really hell No, I've been one of those.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Do.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: There's some that are super bright and nice in like
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: happy place, and they're the ones that are getting less robbed.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: And then there's some just like dude, am I uh
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: a speed lunker?
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: You can't see anything? Yeah, I'd love to go to
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: a dimly lit Walmart evinced Keep Studio.
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: I'm convinced it's to hide how dirty and gross it
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: actually is that they can't say anything.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Run a rag over, that's crazy. Yeah, all right, well
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: that's what's going on with.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you very much, Gina grad We're gonna
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: take a quick break a happy birthday, thank you. We're
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: gonna keep saying it. Oh, someone's got to dig into
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: those cakes over there.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Should I do it just to start.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Show? All right, Well, it's nice to see that people
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: have dug into the birthday case.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: What do you bring in mess?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Because Menus brings in these cakes whenever it's somebody's birthday
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: here on the show. Yeah, you see a chocolate joints.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: We have a.
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: Chocolate and I just call that like vanilla vanilla cake
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: because that one's not cut into yet.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: The chocolate one has been cut into.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I want to do it.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: But then the third one is a banana like a
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: Bana cream.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a it's like a Boston cream, but
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: it's bananas, really good cream.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on with chocolate? But it's banana? Yeah,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: but it looks like a Boston anyway, Happy birthday.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I have a question for you guys, because I can't
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: be the only one. When did you stop feeling like
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: you had to go so big on your birthday? I
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: know mennesotans went out, but what did you stop feeling
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: you had to have like a big party and do
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: a whole thing.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I've never I've never I've never had my birthday has
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: never been a big deal.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Well, you've never like I made a party?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean I remember having guys remember the ground round.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the restaurant, well, yeah, like a saloony kind
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: of vibe to it. You'd have like peanut shells on
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the floor. They had like this grip thing that had
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: light bulbs inside of it. It's like, oh your grip
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and a look how macho or how sexy or how whatever.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: And then there was like a scale that you put
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: like a quarter in, like old time stuff like that,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: and then they would have cartoons that were playing on
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: a like a like a drop down movie screen kind
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: of thing. And that's where we went for a birthday
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: that I had. I don't remember how maybe maybe nine
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: or ten.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Oh you're not talking like I was thirty.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: It was hilarious. No, But then that was I never wanted.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: So my birthday's never been even as a kid, never
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: been a big deal. So I'm not the person Menace
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: still is. He's the opposite completely with the birthday. Yeah.
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: To keep it real though, I started like forgetting about
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: birthdays after twenty one.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: So like twenty one was like a you know, big.
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: Milestone birthday, had a really big one, big birthday gathering
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: with my friends, and then after that it's kind of
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: just like a blur. And then my fortieth birthday had
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: a really good time, like big blowout weekend.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: But that's it.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think my fortieth was my best, my last blowout.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I rented a house and everybody came out and we
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: stayed for the weekend. And I hadn't really done anything
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: since that.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, my wife did a little thing for like
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: my fortieth. She was a little surprised. We were just
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: going to go out anyway for you know, something out,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: like like a smaller dinner. But she had this cake made.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Remember the cake mamas, Oh yeah, yeah, and they did
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: this really cool back to the future DeLorean.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: The coolest thing. And she made those customized whiskey bottles
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: like Jack or whatever, and she project special labels there.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Did I hear you a Vegas birthday at some point?
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Oh no?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: For her, Oh, my wife's fortieth, it was a whole
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: different the different that's a different.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Story to chill. In fact, that was.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: A lot of fun. But the one factor, well, yeah,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: because our one, our one friend who I flew out
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: flew I flew all of her friends, like her closest friends,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: them and their husbands or whoever. I flew them from
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: wherever they lived to Vegas. Put everybody up. It was
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: a really awesome Yeah it was. It was anyway so like,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: but her closest friend at the time, this woman Beth,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: her husband Tony, who used to work on the show
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: with us. We went to it was the Backstreet Boys
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: because she wanted like she likes, So I played this
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: whole thing out. So we were like in the in
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: the front row of Backstreet Boys.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Holy crap, like bottle service.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: The Backstreet Boys sang her Happy Birthday and gave her
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: a rose at the show.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: This whole thing was.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: The whole thing was orchestrated.
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: And then after you forget, we met the Bactory boys
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: that hung out.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: With them, so they were backstage at the Backstreet Boys
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: thing they had. You ever see those like really obnoxiously
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: big bottles of booze? That's that's the size bottle because
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: at the time I was a vodka guy. So the
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I forget where we even saw that Backstreet Boys show.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: That planet Okay, so the venue sent over one of
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: those bottles for me, like those giant mega bottles. So
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do as much damn it as that
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: as possible. Everybody's drinking a lot, but by the end
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: of it, we're like, well, we're not going to just leave,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: like what's left there? I mean, this is like a
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: thousand trillion dollars. So Tony grabs that giant mega bottle,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: carries it out with him to go backstage to go
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: to the you know, Backstreet boys meet and greet and
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: hangout thing. He's tanking out of this bottle the entire
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: time we're there. He is this is like one by
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: the way, Yeah, everybody had just arrived that day. He
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: got so wrecked. We didn't see him for the rest
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: of the weekend. Yeah. I have videos of of my
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: cousin and I pouring him back into his hotel room.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: He was done, done and we had all these activities
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: for the rest of the weekend.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: And his wife was so pissed. Now, even though his wife,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Beth is my wife's best friend. She and Tony grew
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: up together, so this is her childhood friend. The only
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: reason Beth met Tony was because of Jen. The only
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: reason I knew Jen was because of Tony. It's like
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: one of those things. So she was really disappointed that
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: he was at a commission for the entire.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Weekend's so dude, dude.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: It was rather big, Like John George's is like one
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: of our favorite take.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Places in Vegas.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Nice place.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was wandering the streets just like in bed. Yeah.
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, just rack up, dude, didn't we almost set
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: fire to the place.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Is that the time? Yeah? Yeah, because there was this
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: really cool uh Wizard of Oz cake that got made
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: for her, that got delivered to the rest and yeah,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: and so there was like they brought some kind of
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: sparkler or something for it, and we're trying to get
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: him to go out, and in the process of whatever,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: one of our friends I had grabbed it and dropped
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: it onto the carpet. Yeah, like it brought Yeah, and
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: so there was a burn mark in the carpet and
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: John George's until they remodeled the place, you know, like
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, sorry, I have some breaking news. I
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: just got a text from your daughter.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: She's up, of course she is. Oh you know what,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: there's not school today for whatever reason.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: She's up. She said, Happy birthday. I love you so
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: so much. Hope we can hang out soon. The best, best,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: best day ever. Lots of emojis.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: What a sweetheart.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: How do I get that person who is how do
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: I get that that's my girl, that's your daughter, that's
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: my girl.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I think you have you go
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: back to your question. Yeah, at what point do you
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: stop making such a huge deal about it?
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: That was me?
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, for me, it was never. I never made it.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: Like I distinctly remember being in kindergarten. I think I
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: told you guys that we had to bring in cupcakes,
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: and then everybody sang to you, and I started crying
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: before and I begged my teacher, can we please not
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: have everybody sing to me? I hate my birthdays. I
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: hate when any I'm so criminally shy that I don't
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: want you.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: I finally believe you.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: I don't want any attention.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: The only thing I don't want, the thing that would
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: humiliate me and make me scared, is if we went
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: out to dinner and like suddenly they a bunch of
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: people came and put like a sombrero on my head.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: You would have a heart attack, nightmare.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I hate that. So we have we have friends that
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: when they go out with their kids and everything else,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: it's always somebody's birthday whenever they go out, and they just.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Rotate it as a joke, like all.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Right, pretty Carl, your birthday. Yeah, so when it happens
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: for their actual birthday, it's no, you know, yeah, it's
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: it's what do they call that exposure therapy?
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I remember what birthday was. But we ended
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: up in Vegas and we were all wasted, and then
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: Woody and I were up at like god four in
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: the morning.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I'm making videos.
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: I do have a question on my twenty you have videos? Yeah,
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: twenty first birthday? Do young people do this anymore? We
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: had a hotel party, so we would always rent hotel
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: rooms and then have a.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: Party in it. That so we did that on New
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Year's Yeah. Yeah, but like we.
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: Would always have to sign paperwork we're not going to
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: have a party, and the next thing, you know, it's
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: like thirty people.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: You fill the bathtub with ice and yeah.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know at the hotels in Vegas call those
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: people cooler draggers because there are creatures. Well yeah, the
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: cooler dragon people are the people that come in with
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: their own cooler full of stuff, buy stuff. Yeah whatever. Yeah,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: hotels hate those people and they and they try to
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: price those folks out. Yeah, but you don't want them
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: because they think it looks like a bad image of
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: when people are rolling in their own coolers and stuff
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: from the lobby of their hotel. We want to be
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: more of an elevated place than that. But no, no,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: bring them to Circus Circus. This was just like in
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: our hometown, we would just do hotel parties.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: It gets Airbnbs now is the big thing. Probably, Yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: just signs so much paperwork and that everything's on camera. Yeah,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: but you're still not.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Spoking eighteen year olds and twenty year olds.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I I cleared my weekend and that's why
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: your wife and I aren't going to Devil's Prada this weekend.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: We're going next weekends. I just don't want to do anything.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Brunch with the girls, that's that's all awesome down the road,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do anything.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Sounds great.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: It does for the first time, or actually one of
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: the first times. I'm good.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Does your husband ask you what you want for your
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: birthday or does you just like take a stab been buying?
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: You said you guys still exchange gifts for birthdays.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Course, I love buying presents for people, so yeah, but
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: he yeah, he still kind of fishes around and then
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: goes with the old standbys which always work for me,
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: which are you know, like make up gift cards and.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: See my wife and I even like anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: No gifts to that, yeah.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Because usually one person says it and then the other day.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Because we do enough stuff, like the things that we
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: want to do together, like we went to whatever to
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: go see deaf.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: You guys do a lot of fun stuff.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: We will do stuff like that.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: But do you give a card, hey, something that we
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: wanted done for the house? Right?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Do that as opposed to I will get her a
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: card and I'll write something nice in there. And we
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: have an ongoing joke is that I always put one
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: dollar in whatever card should get, so she'll get a
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: card with one dollar in her birthday card with one dollar.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: I got nuclear traumatized by this agreement a couple of
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Christmases ago, Mari when I worked all bent on no gifts,
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: no gifts, no gifts the end, nothing, and then Christmas
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: came around and he was so upset. He said, you
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: didn't even get me a card. You didn't get me
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: the lottery tickets that we normally get. That's called I'm like.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: We said nothing, like nothing and then he was bomb
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: you didn't get me anything.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't do that.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: That's fitch work. Yeah, like that sounds like your problem.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Means nothing.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I adhere to the agreement that we have. It just
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: shows that I respect our agreements. I respect what you
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: and I were together. You don't mean something you don't
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: respect me, right, I hope you around.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: I should have No, of course I probably cried or.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Welcome back.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have to dig into this, uh what
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: you call it? It's like Boston cream banana. You mean
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: a banana cream pie that's also.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: Kind of like coconut cream pie, but with banana.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's cake. Custard cake is a Boston
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: cream pie, right.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: And a banana cream pie is an actual piie, Like
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: it looks like a pumpkin pie, but it's banana with
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: cream on, don't you?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I mean? But isn't there a but isn't there a
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Boston cream cake as well?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: It's called Boston cream pie.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: There is a pot the same way. There's like you know,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: there's a label. Let me. But yeah, I'm saying they
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: can't you Like, I'm sure you can get a cake
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: that's like a Boston cream cake. Same idea with the
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: custard and the whatever.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Say what is it?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: What does it say?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: The cake one is called the Boston Cream pie.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, correct banana Okay, banana cream Boston cakes correct, Boston cake.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: I'll accept.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I've never seen it before, so maybe the Boston is
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: the style.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's called the Boston Green Pie. But it's
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: not a pie, right.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: But I've never heard of anything banana described as it's
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: like Boston cream pie but with banana.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: But it's the cake, the custard, the cake, which is
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: what of Boston.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be good. It's really good.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: You can see it on our Instagram at the show
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: on the instagram.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Stough.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: You you've given us many reasons for concern just.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: In general, like over over.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: The time that we've known you, for sure, But uh, Greg,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: remind me of the most recent.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: This just happened like yesterday. Remember, so Greg bought Greg
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: bought that cardboard cutter, right tool whatever, and he brought
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: it in and.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: I took it out of the original packaging because I
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: don't want a box hanging around, and I put it
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: into the simpler hair color they come into these little
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: velvet bags.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how like that, what's the booze? The god?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Oh the royal?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, crowded oil, crowded oyal bags has the same kind
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: of thing.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: So I threw the cutter, the charging cable, and the
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: replacement blade in there, and then Gina borrowed it and
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: then she returned it yesterday. I get home and I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: throw it in the drawer and I thought the bag
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: feels different and it was just the cutter, no blade,
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  Speaker 5: no cord, And then Gina said, no, it wasn't in there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about. And I said,
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  Speaker 5: have you met me before? I'm pretty anal. It absolutely
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: was in there, And how did you lose it in
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  Speaker 5: record time?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Easy. I threw it in my bag apparently upside down,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: and the cord and the blade just slipped out of
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  Speaker 2: the bag. It's not like a closing bag that like seals.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a little like little bag.
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  Speaker 5: So then she sends me a photo of the cord
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  Speaker 5: and she said, I found this in my bag.
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  Speaker 1: Is this it?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: To which I was wondering, what other cords do you have?
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  Speaker 1: That was my That was my question. The Greg every guy,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: it's always like kind of the ongoing joke every guy's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: got like either a drawer or a bin full of
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: just random cables and cords and things like that. Women
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: typically aren't just carrying around to where you'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: is this the one?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: And I was even thinking, like, even if it's mine,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: I'm still gonna give it to him, because I don't
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: know what he's talking about. But I'll give him my cord.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: I have you knows and cables in here?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: Really into like carrying around electronics and stuff like that,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: meth heads.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Re greg This could just as easily be the one.
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  Speaker 5: You know, maybe that's it. I'll just give you back
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: whatever you know. I don't even know, And then I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: had to I don't. I mean, I've had the I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: had the thing for like ten hours before Gina borrowed
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: it and then would.
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  Speaker 2: Get a place. Did you think I was gonna burn
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  Speaker 2: it out?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. All stays together.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: I have that many boxes.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: And then she says, what does the blade look like,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: to which I was thinking, what, Okay, it's.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: A good question, and I can answer that. It's still
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: I'm still an idiot. But I'll tell you why I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: was confused. First of all, I was in the middle
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: of doing something that was pretty took a lot of
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: my energy and.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Pretty stress was like the men's excuse general?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Where was I when I was dealing with this?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: We're talking to a lawyer.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: I was in a law office, and I'm like, I
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: don't know what am I? And then Greg sent a
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: picture and I'm like, what am I looking at? And
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about not a blade but
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: a blade because I read charger and blade as blade cover.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: And I was trying to figure out the picture what
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: the cup. I was trying to write a check, a
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: very very big check to a lawyer. I was trying
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: to find your blade.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: It sounds like the It sounds like the rules. You
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: just don't let Jeana barrow stuff because she's she's the person.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: You ever have a neighbor that you let borrow like
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: a I don't know, a leaf blower or something like that,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: and they bring it back and it's all just like
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I let somebody borrow a power washer once and they
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: brought it back. First of all, didn't put like when
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: they took the power washer, I had it filled, like
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: it was the tank, the gas was filled. They brought
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: it back gas tank empty, of course, So didn't even
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: think to like replace the gas. But then they just
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: brought all the stuff, all the little nozzle attachments.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: That go you know on the end of the power
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: washing wand or whatever. They were just put into like
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: a grocery bag.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: No, there's little spots on the panel holder, yeah, which
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: is where when I gave it to them. They were
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: all in there and they are appropriate little spots for
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: this is the forty degree, the twenty whatever that is.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: And then they gave me the They didn't disassemble like
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the hose from the actual wand and have it all
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: nicely wrapped up, and it just kind of dumped it
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: in front of my garage and then left it there.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: So I guess we weren't home and we pulled back
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: in and it's just sitting in front of the garage.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I go, really, you just left it out in front
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: of the garage, disheveled, throwing there, just kind of dropped
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: thanks empty gas tank. Now that so I never I
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: never let them borrow anything. Oh, can we use the
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: power washer against them? I said, yeah, you know what,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: it's not working right, you know, like I go to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: pull the trigger on it and like it doesn't pressurize
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: or whatever. So it's just kind of this little like
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: trickle to come down to you. It's not working, right,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: you gotta do that. That was a lie. I totally
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: lied right to their face.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: But you also have to know yourself, Like if if
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: I knew that those were in there, oh no, no, no,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: take the accessories. I don't want to be responsible for accessories.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: I know myself. I just didn't know they were there.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: But you can have this cord too if you want.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: We didn't know them all that well yet either.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like we're like super close uh at this point,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: because we've lived on the street for so long and
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: now it's like I'd be like, hey.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: What the hell is this?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, just dump this here trash, no dog
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: come by pick it like it's it's gonna stay there
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: until you come.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Wrap it up properly. You returned it wrong?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: a moment. Hey, dumbass Tyler, where's my money? It's the
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: first Oh yeah, it's the first of the wake up,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: wake up, wake up, first of the month. Yes, that
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: should be every time he has to pay up. All right, yeah.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Wake up, wake up, wake up.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: It's the first of the.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: First month.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Oh shaking. He's in the sports church. Yeah, all right,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: once a week.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a week. He had Tim Tebow on the
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: other day.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I have thirty I think I'll say this one is
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: very flattering, would you say no? It looks like a.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: Dress that my grandma would wear like a captain. Yeah,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: like a like a house dress.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: The Rockets got to put respect on yelling the Rockets.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: We put respect on the legend.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: But you're making friends today. We've been trying to rockets.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: Jersey Tyler's you know, he has lost weight, and we're like, dude,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: you gotta like change up the shirts and because he does.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Like the tall tee thing.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then he I mean, what are you down
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: like thirty plus pounds or whatever in the.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Span of eighteen months, like seventy five. So yeah, he's
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: like wearing dresses now.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 9: So yeah, I've been waiting for these sales to come
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 9: out towards the summer season. It's almost that time to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 9: redo the wardrobe.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: So yeah, he's waiting for the sale.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Man, I can.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I can easily make fun, but I'm not. I'm not
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: really going to because I have this conversation with myself.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Do you ever have I'm being completely this is this
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: is not a setup to goof on you. Okay, I have.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I have a conversation with myself every once in a while.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Ago at what point do I do? I give up
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: the hat? But it's been like such a Am I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: going to be the seventy year old guy who always
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: wears the hat? It's it's it's such a thick amount part.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I think I look weird without it. Like we talked
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: about people who look strange and they take their glasses off. Yeah,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: like I look weird to me. I don't care about
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: anybody else, would they think of it. Yeah, I'm not
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: covering up you know, bald spots and things like that.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: There's there's hair under their eye. Oh yeah, But like
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I just I think it looks so weird now. I
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not used to myself with that a hat on.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: In twenty years, I think I've seen you without a
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: hat maybe ten times. So I think to myself, right, man,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: you're turning fifty this year? Is it? Ton Ron Howard
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: the director, and he rocks a hat all the time?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Hey to be in the jerseys. Our friend Kevin Smith
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: always with the hockey jersey, that's his thing. That that
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: or the jeorts with the T shirt with the suit jacket.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: It's one of two things. Uniform. Yeahs, So maybe it's
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: a thing. Have you ever thought, like at what point do.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: I stop the jersey retire?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Like, am I gonna have.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: To become not suit and tie guy? But like, am
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I gonna have to become just to get an adult?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 9: So thanks the jersey thing. It's only once a week
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 9: and I just do it for when I'm at work.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 9: So maybe in a little bit. The hat thing, I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 9: don't know. That's kind of like even just like a
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 9: normal plane one, like that's just kind.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Of a thing.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: But you don't like a messed up head.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: No, Like, my hair's kind of long too, and I
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: just don't like fixing it up standing in the mirror
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 9: for a couple of minutes. Just throw it on, ye yeah,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 9: mix it so much easier. It's like it takes thirty seconds.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: So I uh, I fronted. I fronted Morgan the money
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 9: so she can cover her rent because Tyler gave her
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 9: really no notice that he's moving out. Which is fine,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: that's this is good for both of them. But h
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: rather than have Morgan weight for Tyler to eventually pay
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 9: her the full amount of money, she's the full amount
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 9: of money for the beginning of the month.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: She ain't rolling in it, you know what I mean.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: So I fronted her the money so that way Tyler
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: would owe me. He told me that the first payment
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: would be on the first and today is the first
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: of the month. Wake up, wake up the most. So
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: where's my money right here?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: Cash?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: God damn it?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: What sell me?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Dogs cast rules?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't have cash. I'll take it. I always
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: need cash. Yeah, he's gonna give you money.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Well, if you're complaining, if you don't want it, it.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Did feel it did feel weird to carry that because
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: I never carry cash.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: I just used my carver get rolled. That's good.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, And my thing is is that, you know,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: if I get robbed, like, I'm never going to see
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 9: that cash again.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Of course, all the bills have to go out. He
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: handed me the bills. Not in this.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: It's for two hundred and fifty.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: There you go. All right, well you're you're good for
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: this week. You live to see another week.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: So does he get something back?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I could or he could keep it until the one thousand.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: That's not how it works. You should get something back.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: You're cheap boat card.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the least expensive cards.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 9: I was wondering when those ones okay, well now they
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 9: won't be all yeah, now you got high sorry anything.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at the ones that m.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: Schemes will Since we're talking about Tyler's out there anyone, Tyler,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: you know what I really don't want. You're here?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Take here, you're in Houston Rockets. Take to Nolan Ryan.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Oh there you go. Tyler. You're in your thirties, is
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: that right? Thirty four? Yeah?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, because I would legit think you were like twenty three.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Is it because he's a ninety fifth percentile with weight.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: H Yeah, they don't look like you're When you said
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: you were in your thirties, I thought you were lying
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: and that was shocking.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: But again, is it because of the way he dresses?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: Maybe?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say twenty eight.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I just I just really like to keep it casual.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 9: Just jeans and a T shirt. It's just my way
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: to go normally.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: You're wearing neither.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shorts of the jersey and keep it out more
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: farm and keep it up more right. Yeah? Does anybody
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: else have something like that? I mean, you can think
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: about all the things that people are into now, there's
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: so many thing people into like childish eyes, whether it's
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: you know, like the toys and you know, Pokemon.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: And I was thinking just the other day that all
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: my T shirts have logos or pictures or whatever except
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: for the one I'm warning today it's time to retire that.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: Maybe that was plain teas that was the.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Other conversation that I had with myself at one, But
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: that's why I switched over to all just like solid
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: color stuff.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: But we get so many free T shirts with stuff
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: on us.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I don't really accept a lot of those I do. Yeah,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: that was something I did with myself a couple of
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: years ago. I just decided I don't like anything on
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: the front of a T shirt, So I'm just plaining
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: just give it that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, same same though, Greg, Right,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: And then shoes. I never I wear the same shirts
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: seven days.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Anything. You're still doing that you question every once in
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: a while.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're you know, f one legos one.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I just have to trying to fight
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: time a little bit, I think, and like in certain
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: in certain ways like is there anything though that like
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: you know, falls out of that same like that's like
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: childlike behavior, no, or just something like yeah, maybe I'm
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: a little too old for this, or yeah, maybe it
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: might be time to retire, like my desire to get
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: a scooter. Yeah. Like at one point, Razuto and I
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: had a conversation when we were, you know, doing the
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: show together, like at what point do we we got
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: to stop posting these like bikini contests like we're dad's
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, at some point it's
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: like all right, man, it was cool you know for
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: a while, like now we got kids, and you know,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: we're getting old and yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: I don't know, nothing like really sticks out. I mean
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: I was going to comments on the hat thing. Like
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 7: I stopped wearing hats pretty much except for like if
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: I was at an event or something like that. After
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 7: two things. One, I went to Barcelona, Spain, and no
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: one's wearing hats. Like I was the only person really
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 7: out of thousands of people in Barcelona, nobody had hats on.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I go, oh, are we the only ones that wear
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: baseball hats?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 7: Like that? But then had the second thing, and you
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: see a lot of people that wear hats constantly, they
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 7: start getting a little dent in their head.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: And I started getting a little dent in my head.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I was like, oh, I gotta stop this.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: And I have friends have a dent.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: I'd have a dance.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: I have friends that like pull off their hat and
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: they'll have like a super like permanent red mark forehead.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: So like, I don't think it's never while you get
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: a hat. It's maybe a little snug and you hold
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: that line. It's like sleeping weirdly. You have those pillow
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: So then they have to go to an event where
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: like you know, something fancy or like a wedding or whatever,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 7: and then their forehead is just that's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: As a man who's lived this a number of times.
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  Speaker 1: You go to a place, I got to take the
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: hat off. Here, you took it off. You got Yeah,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: it's like waking up and then answering the door right
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  Speaker 1: away and you have that pillow face.
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  Speaker 2: You got to figure that out before.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need a little time. Yeah, they have a
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  Speaker 1: jacket forehead.
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  Speaker 2: Forty four Woodie, thank you for the money.
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  Speaker 7: What.
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  Speaker 1: Oh No, I'm good. I just wear my hat's a
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: very loose. I don't have the red mark, so need man,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: they are very Uh, the list is pretty short of
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: things that are like just unbeatably great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you get a.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: New car, even if it's not a brand new car,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: but just like a new car, any car, but that
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: new car smell, that's even better. Right, that's that's a
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: good feeling. First time you put your hand down someone's pants,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: what fel you know, pleasant surprise?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: That's got time someone puts their hand on your pan, right, wait,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: and then.
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  Speaker 5: It's exciting slash stressful.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: And then Friday, yeah Friday in general. Yeah, yeah, well,
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  Speaker 2: welcome to it.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Woodie Show. We do have a round
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: of the Friday fail stories. I don't know how we
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: beat last week, the the sing along intro, the best
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: that thing we build down.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go Friday family stories.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time
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  Speaker 1: for your Friday Fair story. Oh. I thought they had
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: the perfect plan, the plan that could never go wrong
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: with it. Somewhere along the line that went from being a.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Great idea to one big stake in Mega uber UK.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Shark guy guys. And I was a little panicked there
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: because I didn't get quite enough breath, so I almost
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: fell apart right at the end there.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: But tour yeah, speaking of.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Not speaking of like sprinting through the finish line. Yeah,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: have you seen these videos that keep popping up of
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: people like they're in that like home stretched jog before
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: the end of a marathon and then the second place guy.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Just there's been a couple of those recently. It's like
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: the new thing. It's the new thing. So like the
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: whole point is like, man, don't don't slack unto you
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: across that finish line. First marathon. Yeah, that was one
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: of them. And then there was another one I saw
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: because it was after that one that somebody posted this
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: other video.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the guy that was the closest ever.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: The guy starts, he puts his hands up like he's
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: got it, and then here comes the other dude, meet me,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: and it was done. It's pretty great, all right. So
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: this first one, now, I've made reference to this a
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: couple of times, but I wouldn't be doing my job
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: if I didn't include it in this week's round. Forty
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  Speaker 1: eight year old guy in Florida. Mauricio Jimenez. He was
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: working as a manager at a home depot, and boy
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: was he pulling up some credible sales numbers. But the
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: thing is, most of the sales weren't legit, Like the
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: customers did purchase the items legally, but it was Mauricio
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: who was using his power as the manager to hardcore
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: like slash and discount the prices of those items, high
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: value items in order to make his sales numbers go
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: through the roof. And with those sales numbers up, it
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: meant that he also got bigger bonuses. Okay, Well, the
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: muckety MUCKs they saw something just wasn't driving with the numbers,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: so they did an audit and they figured out that
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: the discounts that Mauricio had dished out over a three
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: year period and across to five thousand plus transactions had
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: left home depot short four million dollars in the lost revenue.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: So that's deep discounts. So the cops, they were called
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: old Mauricio taken to fail jail charge with organized fraud
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: and first degree grand theft.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: They packed up a nice little number there for a
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: million millions.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 7: Then he had to be doing below cost then, right,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 7: because when I worked at the electron store we sold TVs.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: People would come in and we would like take money
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 7: off the top just to make the sale happen.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Right, but still within a margin where they're STI getting
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: the still.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy doesn't carry you still from the store,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: and you get the bonus.
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  Speaker 5: You have access to all that stuff, you're the manager.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: That would be so tempting.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: I wish I shot there Gina as a sucker for
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: that true crime drama stuff. And here's some about this
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: chick who is on the hook for a murder of
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: two different dudes. Now, the investigators they figured out that
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: both guys separate instances they weren't at the same time,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: had been given alcohol mixed with lethal amounts of drugs
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: in it, that'll do it. And they knew she did it,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: and he guesses.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: How how she did it?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: You watch a lot of these shows, you.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Breakfast movie, No, no, Like, how do they know that
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: she was?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: How did she minister it?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: She did?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: More clear?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: My bad? Like, how do they know that she did it?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: Oh she it was maybe an overdose of a prescription
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: and she had the prescription.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, let's I guess we'll rule out the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: easy which is, uh, you know, security footage. But yeah,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: let's let's say they have security footage of her mixing it.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Well, they went through her phone and her chat GPT
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: history show that she had asked the questions, quote, what
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: happens if you take sleeping pills with alcohol? And how
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: many do you need to take for it to be dangerous?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: And could it kill someone?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: I think this every time I put anything in chat GPT?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Will this come back to hunt me? Now? Mine is
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: super impering. Usually it's like, how does this cable connect
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: to this man?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: For it?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: Like things I don't ast, but I think about this
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I think, like Greg had everybody putting Taliban into the Google.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. But whenever I'm in there, like,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: don't type anything weird, do not type anything suspicious.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: So please say that she had attempted to kill a
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: third dude as well, but he went unconscious and eventually recovered.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Well what about that dude, David Burke?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the singer with the girl who got killed.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: And yeah, there was a whole thing where like he
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: was trying to be he thought he was being all
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: slick by making these purchases.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: So he bought like two chainsaws off Amazon.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: And apparently he bought a body bag. He bought like
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: you know, you could buy those. He buy canvas bags,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: body bags, he bought like all these other things, all
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: these murder trying to space it out like a week apart,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: because you know, when the cops they only look at
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: the last you know, only a few days worth of stuff.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah recently, Yeah, he could have done it because the
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: body bag was like not close enough to the other person.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Correct, Oh, you could buy.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Him on Amazon. But body bags apparently, body bags for
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: dead bodies.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Apparently, I'm telling you I heard service all I hear anymore.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Apparently apparently proposedly, uh.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: This next one, next one is about this fifty seven
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: year old dude who was with the fam vacationing in Egypt,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: and they decided to go see a snake show.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: That sounds like fun. It's like going to Florida, We're
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: seeing a gator shot to Egypt. What else do you do?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Anyway, the show allowed people to get up close to
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: the snakes and in some cases let them slither around
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: their necks, and uh, this dude was like hell yeah,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: and he allowed this cobra to climb up his pant leg. Well,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: the cobra decided that it didn't like being that close.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Bit the man dumped a load of poison into his leg.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: The guy immediately goes into the cardiac arrest. He's rushed
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: to the hospital. He did. Police are looking into the incident,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: but so far having said if the snake charmer was
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: responsible for the death. But I mean, like he agreed
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: he was. He was, you know, consensual to allowing this
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: snake to like that's part of the thing.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Apparently, wouldn't you think if you're asked to do this Allegedly,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: if you're being asked do you want to do this?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: You can assume that it's safe ish, Like no, it
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: doesn't have any venom and like, what are you doing?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: It went up his pants and bit his trouser snake.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was threatened.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Not that you want to do any of these, but
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: how would you rather die getting bit like that guy
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: did or having the cobra which I thought you were
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: going to say, wrap itself around your neck and just
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: start squeezing.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: No cardiac crest. Yeah, because it was immediate.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: True, and you're not suffocating.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: I want to get bit because people will keep on
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: talking about it bed suffocated, fire drowning like all that.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: It's the same kind of thing, is this suffocation? Yeah? Yeah, thanks?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: I want the up the lake story, Like, dude, you
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 7: hear how men has died a cobra went up?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Is like yeah, yeah, you know how people get People
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: get really particular like about you know, oh it's it's
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: not a clip, it's a magazine like the gun people like,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: people get really crazy about Yeah, like, oh it's a
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: poisonous take all right, you know what I we're saying here,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: I'll give you one one more. This is a This
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: is a great story. This is from Florida. Thirty seven
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: year old chick she was having a night out, got
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: drunk needed a ride home, so she hopped in her
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Tesla and she figured, you know what, it's got autopilot.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: It's good enough to drive me home. So she got
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: in the car, flipped it on. She was on her way,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: but about halfway home she passed out, fell asleep. Right now,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: Tesla's autopilot feature requires that the driver is alert and
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: following along. It will give you those notifications and then
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: and if you're not, it will disconnect. So these these
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: things that you see where people are like, oh no, man,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: I just took a you know, people were able to
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: just drive along and fall as you might fall asick
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: for a moment, and someone may get a video of that,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: but you're not going miles and miles without acknowledging, grabbing
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: the wheel.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: They got those little cameras that look for your eyes,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: all the kind of stuff. Anyway, So since she fell
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: asleep and wasn't responding, the car turned itself off and
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: stopped right in the middle of the road, and that's
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: where the cops found her. There's just this Tesla in
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: the middle of the road. So they woke her up.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: They gave her some roadside tests, which he failed. Miserably
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: twice the legal limit. She was arrested, taken to fail jail.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: Say, technically she wasn't driving.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: You came behind the wheel.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: You should argue for her, Greg, I think I will.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: It's what's up with what's going down in SOCO sports.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: With Jeff g Yo. Happy Friday, Jeff g good morning,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: what do you show?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: Happy Friday? And happy birthday to Gina. Let's go ahead
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: get it started this morning.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: The Ducks are moving on in the Stanley Cup playoffs.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Prody gets it.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Over the lee of the Checks.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: Ducks.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Ducks are not waiting for the winner of the Mammoth
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: and Golden Nights series. Moving on to the NBA Lakers
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: and Rockets Game six tonight at five thirty.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Rockets are favored by three and a half.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: It's the Lakers win tonight they move on to Round
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: two of the NBA Playoffs. If not, Game seven will
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: be at Crypto dot Com Arena on Sunday.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: Early in the series, Lakers had all starters in double
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: figures for two straight games. They need that again tonight
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: if they want to avoid that Game seven. Everyone, i
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: mean everyone needs to step up tonight. Moving out of baseball,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: Dodgers in Saint Louis all weekend. Angels are home this
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: weekend versus the Mets. Tonight, they got a great giveaway
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: at Angel Stadium. It's Angels Bomber Jacket giveaway. MLS LAFC
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: in San Diego tomorrow and My Galaxy are at home
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: versus Vancouver. Angel CITYFC also home tomorrow five forty five
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: at BEMO Stadium and finding this morning, what do you
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: show the world's tallest basketball player, Oliver Rayhu, who is
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: seven foot nine, is transferring from Florida to UC Irvine.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: That's one big ass and eater, man. I mean, I'd
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: rather be five to nine than seven to nine, because
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: seven nine you gotta duck everywhere, even in the shower.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: A king mattress isn't even big enough to sleep on,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: and your pee has to fall like four feet before
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: that's too much work.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff G and that's you SoCal Sports.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: Jeff.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, Kentucky Derby, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: Derby.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you know somebody that shockingly into the Derby, right, well,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: not shockingly, just like people do. He and his buddies
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: would go to the Derby every year and to be
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: like seven dudes road trip to the Derby, staying like
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: some really cheap hotel, all piled in the one room.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: But it didn't really matter because it's just a pile
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: of drunks anyway.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then then when he got married, then he
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: and his wife started hosting people at their house to
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: come over and basically just get drunk. Okay, but yeah,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: but they would have.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: Did they wear the big hats.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: Like a couple of chicks would show that, but just
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: the dudes, Like I've been to a couple of them,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: Like the dudes just show up.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 7: But he would look at him. You don't think he's
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: like a Derby guy.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, horse racing is not like always it's
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: like oh yeah, you know, like dirtbag is going to
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: the track. I means as horse racing, I think as
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: horse racing goes the Derby is like a bigger deal.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: And people, yes, they get into scene. It wasn't those
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: like wear your Derby hats and I'm not. This is like,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: let's get drunk and this is the reason they get
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: to Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Some of the some of
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: the names the Puma, Incredible, Chief Wallaby horses in the Derby,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: right to party, Yeah, fight for that right, renegade, Pablonian,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: further Ado. The names are always we're gonna play a
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: round of rock band, racehorse or porno movie nice and
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: your chance to win a prize. Well, we'll do that
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: in the next segment. You don't have to call in
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: just yet, but we'll get some contestants and we'll see
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: how you do. It's one of those you got to
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: guess two out of three. It's a tough game.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a tough game.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because like, man, these names, and my dad's been
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: involved in horse racing since before I was born. He's
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: a trainer, but not for thoroughbreds. People always like, hey,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: ask your dad when it's Pixar, Like, well, he doesn't
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: do harness racing, so he's not really followed up on
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: like who these guys are.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: I know he doesn't do thoroughbred racing. He does harness racing,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: so he really doesn't know. He does not paying at
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: a better educated guests than the average.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 7: Yes, I was told like you always want to walk
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 7: the stable or whatever before a race and look for
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 7: the horse with the biggest butt.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Oh is that right? That's what I heard. Yeah, but
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: the names are always funny, like the names of the horses. Yeah,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: they always combined different things like maybe you know, the
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: the mom's name with something with the owner, or like
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: where they're from. They'll they'll throw in different things there. Yeah,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: but what does it take for a name not to
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: get approved? Because they have to get approved by whatever
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: the commission is? Oh really, I didn't Yeah, yeah, so
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: reasons that a race horse can be done denied a
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: cool name. There are ten names consisting of more than
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: eighteen characters, including spaces, So I guess it's gotta fit
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  Speaker 1: on the program.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, you know that makes sense. Yeah.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Names consisting entirely of initials. Oh, can't do that. It's
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: like how they have rules for what you could put
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: on a license plate. Yeah right, names ending in horse
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: related terms like you know, stud or mayor stallion Philly.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: Things like that.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't have that. Other names consisting entirely
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: of numbers. Can you imagine how confusing that would be?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Names ending with a numerical designation? So second third Gina,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: the second in, third what in? And fourth Gina the
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: second Names of real people living are dead unless there's
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: written permission.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: Really, Oh my god, that's so funny because on another
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: station a long time ago, somebody you owned a raceourse
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: and asked if they could call it Gina with the
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: news because I was doing the news over there, and
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: I said, yes, that's cool.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: It would be such an honor.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: That's fun. Names of racetracks can have that. Names cannot
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: be of offensive in the eyes of the jockey club,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: including profanity, anything controversial, or anything demeaning to the horse.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 7: Oh to the horse, like shorty or something of crap
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 7: on the move on the outside around the final.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Turns, short stack, you know, three.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: And two.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I've I've been around like that.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: I've been around action.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: I've been around the track forever. The dude, they're a guy,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: the guy who is the track announcer for when my
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: dad has worked in my entire life, this guy Roger Houston,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: and he, like you talk about like a you know,
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: legendary announcers, so like a like a Pat Summer all
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: you know, like you hear the like Vincekulli where it's
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: just it's just a they have that they have that
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: like just classic sound when you're talking about a track
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: announcer somebody the guys now just sound so pedestrian in
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: form blah blah blah blah. Then we have this and
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: then this this guy. It was like it was it
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: was it was a vent forget. Yeah, they're offenshrodding in
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: the lead number one, blah blah blah, fifth on the
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: outside bow and it was like he was like, do
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: they build an intensity until it was around the final turn.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: And then bah bah blah blah in front.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: That was it.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: It was great. That does sound exactly.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: It was so much fun, kind of old timey. It
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: was great.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Names that are currently active in either racing or breeding
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: can't have that in winners. Names of winners in the
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: past fifty years, like you know, you couldn't be secretariat,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: ye seed, bisc I don't know whatever. All right, So yeah,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: we're gonna play rock band, racehorse, or Porno movie. If
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: you would like to play eight seven seven forty four.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: What he is the phone number to call? It's eight
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four. What he will get to some
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: people lined up there and we will play that next
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: year on the Woody Show. So do you.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Love it? Lo Shoe? All right, let's uh, let's.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Play this game. You know Kentucky Derby. So rock band,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: racehorse or porno movie. That's your your options. I'm gonna
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: give you a name, and it's a name of one
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: of those three things. It's either the name of a
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: rock band, it'll be the name of a racehorse, or
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: the name of an adult movie. You get two out
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: of three, you will be a winner. Eat seven seven
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: four Woodie, And let's go to our first contestant, race
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: out high to Susie. Hey, Susie, Susie. All right, So,
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: rock band, racehorse or adult movie. And the first one
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: is Blue Train, Blue Train, rock band, racehorse or adult movie.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with the racehorse.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: Blue Train is.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Racehorse? What's going on? All right? Next one? Last tango?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Rock band, racehorse or adult movie.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with racehorse, Last tango.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: Don't one.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 7: She probably thought it was too obvious.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, this is the make or break last
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: one rock band, racehorse or porno movie. Red Burn, Red Burn,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: rock band, racehorse or porno movie.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: What says you, Susie?
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 6: Uh, Red Burn, Let's go with.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: Answer.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Please come on, rock band?
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: Just not just not quick enough on the typing again?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: All right, Susan, Thank you? For the call. Appreciate you.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Let's go to uh, Tracy, Hey, Tracy, Tracy, Hey, Hey, alright,
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: rock band, racehorse or adult movie. I should mention this
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: is one of those games. You gotta give us an answer.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like that.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: While I sit in Yeah, alright, So this first one
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: rock band, racehorse or adult movie Touched by an uncle,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: rock band, racehorse or adult movie.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: Porn movie, adults movie. I forget about the I forgot
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: about the TV show Touched by an angel an uncle.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here we go. Next one rock band,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: racehorse or adult movie. I on the prize. I on
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: the prize. Rock band. That is a racehorse, racehorse? Alright,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: this is again a make or break number three, rock band,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: racehorse or adult movie, Lux's Life, Lux His Life, rock band,
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: racehorse or adult movie. You said racehorse.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: The answer is adult movie. So hard, that's what she said.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: Said all right, Tracy, thank you for the call. Appreciate you.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: Listening to the Woody Show. Let's say hi to Ryan.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: What's good Ryan?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: H the Gone Show? Good morning, good morning.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: Well it's dude, it's going great. Rock band, racehorse or
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: adult movie. Next one up, Grandma's thong, Grandma's thong. Is
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: that a rock band, Racehorse or an adult movie.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with rock band that is a rock band.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: Rock band, all right, got Next one, the Royal Tender Buns,
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: The Royal Tender Buns, rock band Racehorse or adult movie.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: Let's go with adult movie that is.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: Don't movie.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you you are a winner.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: Hang on one second, Ryan, we will get all of
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: your information and thank you for listening to show.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: Let's say hi to Dennis Dennis. Hey, guys, good morning,
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: Happy Friday. Yeah, all right, Dennis.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: Are you ready to play rock band, Racehorse or adult movie?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I am, all right. Let's go with ebony rhythm?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: Ebony rhythm? Is that a rock band, Racehorse or an
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: adult movie?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Rock band?
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: That is a rock rock bend?
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Next one, bliss my britches, Bliss my breeches, rock band,
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: Racehorse or adult movie?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 7: That is.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: How about this one? Make or Break a clear and
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: Present stranger, A clear and present stranger adult movie? You
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: think that's an adult movie?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: That is adults movie?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: Good job, Yeah, adds, congratulations, you are a winner.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: Hang on one second. All right. That's how it's difficult.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: It's really rules. Yeah, Royal Tender buns.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: Let's do another one just here in the room. All right,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: all right, this one's called I'm Not Bad, I'm Not Bad.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: Is it a rock band, a racehorse, or an adult movie?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not Bad? Adult movie? An adult movie?
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: Rock band, adult movie?
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not Bad rock bad? Samwich did Sphinx racehorse? Adult movie?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: Rock band? Rock band?
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: Sphinx is a.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: Racehorse?
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: Alright?
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 5: God, so.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: Let's see how about this one? On boys in Cars?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: On Boys in Cars, rock band, racehorse or adult movie?
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: Movie movie? It's too easy.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say rock band, adult movie.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: It is a adult movie.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: That's on.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: And it is time for today's dumb ass contests. It's Friday,
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: So today's dumbas contest is the q t u I
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: Q sea Bats. Explaining the way the game works.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 6: To everybody find someone who's nice and drunk and ask
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 6: them just the nicest, easiest trivia questions that anyone and
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 6: everyone knows who you're super nice, a functioning adult. But
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 6: the twist is are they so drunk that they won't
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 6: know the answer? And if you can guess whether they
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 6: know two out of three times you win the do
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 6: you like you?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Say how you are?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: Contestant and say how to Sergio. Everybody a good morning guys.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: Hey Sergio.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna play the d u i Q
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: seas explain the game, but we're gonna take guesses too,
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: just for funds on Menace and Sammy if they're gonna
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: know the answers or not. Now, before we get to
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: the questions that actually count, we have a little introductory
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: clip about this drunk person that Sea Bass ran into.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: And this is just so we can get a better
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: idea just how with it or not with it they are?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: And what is this person's name?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 6: See, this is Brianna, and she's just gonna give us
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 6: a rundown of what she has had and.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: Likes to drink. All right, here is Brianna.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: I was actually drinking of ViOS.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: Do you drink an audios? Mother efforts because it's like
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: a lot of alcohol for.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you know, I just wanna, you know,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: have fun and I don't know, I just want to
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: be lit and wildberry sex on the beach. Yeah, you gonna.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: Usually get this messed up and you go, I do,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: I do all the time.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: I always give up all the time. And sex on
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 4: the beach, the best or pineapp on vodka.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: Ho, that's like the bat you're talking about the drink.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: Sex on the beach or actual sex on the beach,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: because it is not the best it that.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: No, it sucks, it's grainy and it hurts. But this
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: audio smother efor I'd never heard of before.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: What I've never heard of it?
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 6: Bort brought himself up to the glass to look through, like,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 6: I've never heard of it, Gene. If you don't grow
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 6: up on the West Coast, you are not exposed to it.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: Long Island.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: That's so, this is basically a Long Island I see,
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: but it has vodka, rum, tequila, gin blue purist and
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: sweet and sour mix.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: People off these things off.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to understand that it is a West
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 6: Coast Long Island iced tea.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't in the area.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't grow up in either coast. Honeywhere go to
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: Mexico on vacation? You're getting so I didn't grow up
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: going to Mexico on vacation. Oh my gosh, we rich.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: I grew up like I'm an East Coast guy. I
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: heard of it.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: I never it is.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 7: It's infiltrated America. I had no idea it was the
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 7: same as a Long.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: Island iced tea.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't know it literally, it didn't I didn't know
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: exactly what it was, like, what went in it or whatever.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: I couldn't have told you. I just know that people
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: love They thought the name was fun. It's not the
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: exact same, but it's the same principle whatever. But every
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: is the name is.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: I'm glad I could leave her one so shocked.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Uh, what do you i Q, Sergio, are
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: you ready for question number one? Yes? Here we go,
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: do u i Q Give me.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: Any number that is not a prime number. Okay, it's.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: Probably give any number that's not a prime number. This
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: is one of those things I never committed to memory.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: I might have reversed a prime number the previous one version.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say. I'm going to say triple yes.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: Triple yes, put me down, put me down for triple no.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, it's going to be looking
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: into it. I'm going to say no to Brionna, no
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: to Menace, yes to Sammy. It's pretty confident.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: All right, Sammy Menace, do you think that Brianna is
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: going to get this one. No, no, all right, menace?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Sorry, I'm still in days nine?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: Are you still happening?
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: Sorry? No?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: Uh no.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: That cake Sergio.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: Do you think that is going to know it? Yes?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: Or no effort?
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: You think she will get it? All right? Question number one,
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: do u I Q give me any number that is
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: not a prime number, any number that is not a
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: prime number, menace me. I raised mine. It was nine, nine, yeah,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: seven seven, menace absolutely destroying it because the roots of
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: nine are the factors.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: Factors of nine would be the three. There you go, Sammy, right,
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: So that that makes it a prime number?
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 5: What's the quest?
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 6: Want to play that question again? The question is, give
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 6: me any number that is not a prime number. Not
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 6: a prime number does not mean right, not a prime number?
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: So what makes what's a prime number?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 9: Even?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking, yeah, okay, what are you thinking?
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 8: I was thinking because because not right, because seven you
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 8: can't divide it by anything.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: To make it like how a brown number is a
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: prime number? I was I didn't, Yeah, I did a
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: prime This happens a lot and tests.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 6: And she was so excited that she knew something about
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 6: the answer that she didn't listen to the question.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: All right, well, let's see if Brianna knows it. And
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: if she does, that's a good sign for Sergio because
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 1: he's going on a limb here. A lot of people
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: don't guess, especially right out of the gate. The yes,
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: I'm the drunk person.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: Question number one, give me any number that is not
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: a prime number.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 4: I'm so drunker, and oh my god, I don't know.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: Six, there's correct?
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 7: Actually, no way, Holy.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: Good job, Sergia.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: Well you got a point. Congratulations, Surgery.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, right though. Yes, okay, so sometimes you play
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: with me.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even know why he got it right then.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: I so a prime number is a number that can
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: be that's divisible, but it's only divisible by itself, like
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: seven or one, yeah, or one? Okay, got it.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 5: So that's why I thought that anybody could easily luck
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: into it. And two out of three did okay? Thank you,
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 5: all right, Turgio. Question number two, do u I Q?
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: Here we go according to the phrase, there is honor
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: even among what Oh, I think I know this one?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: This time?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: You think I know this one.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: I think I know this one writing this you think
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: yeah this one? Is it easy to you? Prime number one,
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: triple yes to the first one.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna triple no this one, same trip.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: Yes for Sammy, yes for Menace.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: Well based on the response there, all right, but I
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: already said yes for him, So yes, yes.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: No for Brianna, and you do or don't know this?
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: I know this, okay, I know this one.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: We both wrote our answers down.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Menace and Sammy.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: No, No, my god, Yeah, I think that somebody is Unlithian.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 6: I'm going to remove them from the guessing because they're
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 6: already working their brains, don't What does it matter if
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 6: the fifth person guess?
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: Well, because the people in the room were all playing, right,
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: but they get they get to play along, but they're working.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: They're working hard, all right, So.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: We're cutting them out of the already wrote down my answer.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 5: I know you're still guessing.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: You still guess, but you don't guess on the drunk
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  Speaker 1: We don't care you know, yeah, no guesses on the
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: drunk person, right, all right?
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: But I did my answer, Sergio, do you think that
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: Brianna gets this one?
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: Yes or no? I'm gonna go with no.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: Question Number two d u i Q. According to the
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: phrase there is honor even among what Sammy enemies, enemies, menace, thieves, thieves?
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: Is that Sammy?
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  Speaker 4: Dang it?
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 5: Look at Sammy with how appointed? Yeah? Yeah, all right?
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 1: Question number two again, Sergio said that Brianna wouldn't get it,
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: and if that's the way it works out, he will
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  Speaker 1: be the winner of this round.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: According to the phrase, there is honor even among what I.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: Don't know, sex among.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I know it's the most honorable thing
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: you've done sexual Well.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 4: To be honest, I really like Doggie SiO.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to be honest, put you out there.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: You know I love her.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, Sergio, congratulations, you are.
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  Speaker 1: The winner on the d u i Q.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: Stop very much.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: You're welcome very much, and have yourself a great weekend.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: Hang on one second, we will get all of your information. Man,
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: you should doesn't work out that way if somebody right
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: out of the right, out of the gate goes yes
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: on the drunk.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: But Sergio really knew what he was doing. He was
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: masterful in his approach. Question number three, du IQ whatt
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: River runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 6: Been in the news a lot past decade, quite honestly,
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 6: actually the past hundred years.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: But wow, what a clue. But especially in the past decade,
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: A river runs through.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: It because anyone get a luck into it though, no blot.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: River runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 6: By the way, while they're working on that, you can
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 6: get an AMF in Kansas City at how at the mood.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's infiltrated in America some bar.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: Well it is.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: I would probably wasn't around when you were. Yeah, I
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: haven't lived on twenty plus years.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: Kansas City also has the k c Ice water. I've
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: never heard of that you're ordering in general.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm smoking weed, which is vain, Triple Sck, lime juice,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 6: lemon lime soda.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: Somebody also suggested an Irish trash can, which I've also
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: never heard.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: I've heard of that.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: It's vodka, jin light Rum, Triple Seck, Blue Carousel, Peach Schnaps,
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: and red Bull.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: So nothing, no Iris carball.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: That's again the question, what.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: River runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no for Brianna by the looks of
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: what's going on in here.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: Triple no, Yeah, triple Everybody saying triple no you guys
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: don't get to guess. All right, all right, question number
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: three for the d U I Q, what.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: River runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam, Sammy, Mississippi,
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: the mississip.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: Even, I know that's not right.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 2: I know it's not know any other rivers.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: Rocky Mount, Denver River.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: Wow, you are circling.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 7: He was using deductive im by location context clues.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, possible for was that menace? Colorado?
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 2: Almost add he named like every city in.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 7: Boulder you you like, no, Sammy like, it's not possible
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 7: for the Mississippi because of the way.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 2: I understand what I hated an answer, and I didn't
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 2: know any other rivers. River of Dreams, the song by
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: Billy Joel Thing.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: Colorado. Right know, I've never been to Denver. All right,
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: do i Q? Question number three?
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: What river runs through the Grand Canyon and the Hoover Dam.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: Hoover damn hood was part of the question.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 5: Holy, yeah, there you go.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: That's how you played the g UIQ.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: Everybody, wait, so what was the answer? Colorado? Colorado?
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: That was the river?
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: We have to get there? Oh my god, you're unsavory happening.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, how many times can we play the menace Colorado.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 8: Colorado only said that because he said Colorado in his answer.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't know the Colorado and he did Colorado, he
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: said Denver and Rocky is there.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: Are so Gina, now that you're forty eight, you can't
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: believe it. You're officially forty eight. Yeah, let's see if
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: you agree with this. Okay, and for other people here
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: in the room as well, except for you, Sammy, you
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: don't qualify yet.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: There some new numbers from this study looking to find
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: the age that people are the most happy at, so
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: they dug into it all the numbers and everything else.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: It's mid to late forties, and that's when you are
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: apparently the happiest to your ever going to be.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: Uh oh no, that is one hundred percent correct. And
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: I believe that this is the happiest I'm ever going
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 2: And yeah, good luck top in it.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So for the average person in that age group,
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: life is healthier. People that age understand their bodies and
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: their mental health better. On top of that, by the
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: time most people hit their mid to late forties, their
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: wild days of drinking and partying are behind them, or
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: they also care, they also care a lot less about
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: pleasing others, and instead they focus on their own well being.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 1: And you put all that together, and you just feel
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: genuinely happier at that point, again, your mid to late
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: forties than you will in your entire life.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: It's true because you're you're and this is kind of
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: what you're saying, but you're not chasing as much. You're
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: not chasing success, you're not chasing you know, validation. You're
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: just kind of living your happy life.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: And also, I mean at some point your body starts
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: to deteriorate, right, I mean that's when you start having things.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 1: I mean they always say, like, hey, man, getting olds
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: not for pussies. Every older person that I'm friends with,
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: they go all the same thing, and they say, it
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 1: really kind of starts, you know, after fifty I.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 5: Would say forty to forty nine. I agree with this
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 5: one hundred percent the best. Yeah, the forties are good.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: Forties were awesome. And then when you're in your mid fifties,
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 5: you get a pain in your knee, for example, and
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 5: you think, wait, what did I do?
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, nothing my life, Yeah, and that's I mean,
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: the thing is, it's not old, but it's an age
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 1: where things start to happen.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and God willing, it's a happy way point.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you still have it's not like, oh, well
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 1: I guess that's it. Yeah, take me to the glue factory.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 5: Well you got one more year of happiness.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: And yeah, one more See that's a bummer when you think, oh,
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: this is the happiest thing going to be because I
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: I close my eyes quite often and I think, like,
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: all right, man, get the kids raised out of high school,
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: get them through college, or get them established in their
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: independent life. Get them independent, right, and then so that
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: they're on a good track and they're happy and they're
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: they're doing their thing. Check right. Uh, get to a
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: point where you can maybe slow down, like whether you
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 1: work a little bit, or you're doing something different, or
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: you don't work at all, you retire. Check that seems
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 1: to be where you get to a point where it's
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 1: only you and what you want. And I guess single
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 1: people would know, kids, this is your life and you
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: get to be younger. But for people who have had
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: kids and they raise kids and they you know, they
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: have that like getting to that point you know that
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: seems to be like, man, I would think that would
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 1: be that would be the greatest time. But then then
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 1: you have to you got to figure in the the
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 1: aging thing. Our friend Bill complains all the time. Yeah,
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: he's got a thousand things. Bills always like carry around
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 1: all that medication, throw your back out with all the medication.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: You have to have his own refrigerator wherever we travel, right, Yeah.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 1: But it's a good time.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: It's a good time, and I've enjoyed.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: Other than the high school. But like my twenties I
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: thought was great, but all for different reasons. I thought
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 1: my thirties were great because I was, you know, really
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 1: no kids, you know, my twenties obviously, and I got
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: into my thirties and then you know, finally found you know,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: gen and that part of my life, and you know,
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 1: and then we have the kids, and that is I'm saying.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 1: But it's just different, like you're in these different phases.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: Thirties though it was fun. In twenties, it was just
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 2: a string of destructive relationships. I could have done without Mois.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 1: But even like you know, settle into a groove career wise,
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 1: really right around thirty, you know, I'd say, like twenty
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: twenty nine thirty is where I hit like that was
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: the beginning of hitting the stride, and then throughout my
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 1: thirties just it was like rocket ship ride because I
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 1: had been grinding and grind and still like work and
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 1: working like you, just dumping everything I had into work
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 1: and then you hit your fouries and forties have been
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: great because it's the fruits of that lake exactly exactly.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: I love my job, I love my house, I love
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: my family.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it took a long time to figure out how
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: to play the game, you know, figured to figure out
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 1: like how to navigate stuff professionally, personally.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I think right.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 5: Mid forties fantastic. Thirties for me sucked. Forties ruled.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: Fifties are they're good?
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, College was awesome and now ye best.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, life has been just an adventure.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 7: I think the only thing that stuffed for me was
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 7: elementary because that's why my parents were getting divorced.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: And I went to like six different schools, so I.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 7: Didn't really get like a friend group until I was
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 7: in high school.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so it was like always moving schools.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 5: So and they said the divorce was your faults.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah fault, and they blamed me my entire life.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 2: And isn't that when you were in the parye and
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: they called you a fat kid?
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: I think that was like sixth grade. Oh no, yeah,
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 1: that's right, thanks for bringing that up to you know,
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: went fourth of July.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I was in a fourth of July prey
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 7: and I was walking a miniature horse. And the miniature
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 7: horse was named Buttercup. And somebody yells, look at that
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 7: fat kid.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 3: Sorry about that fatty fat beatty, say Tom, He's just
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 3: a fat kid, aren't.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 1: Here's a big old fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatto.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 2: Thanks, thanks, like ticking.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 7: Or high high school, it wasn't really fat.
• 1:59:25
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• 2:00:39
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• 2:00:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 5: You never realize how many people you hate until you
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 5: have to name a baby.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: It is the worst, dude. My wife and I we
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: got all the books. We split up the responsibilities of
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 1: going through all them, highlighted the ones that we liked individually.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 1: She had hers like highlighted in one color. I had
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 1: mine highlighted another color. We saw we had any kind
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 1: of matches. Yeah, we started there. It was a process,
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 1: it was a problem. We wanted to put thought into it.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it seems like most parents they don't care
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: about their kids at all and just give them names
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: to either become a problem or complicated the spell.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was it days, weeks, months, weeks, weeks and weeks.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 1: I would say probably almost close to two months.
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 2: Oh wow. Yeah, but it gives you something to think
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 2: about while you're pregnant.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 2:01:25
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