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FULL SHOW: The Return To Taranaki · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold cheer is Tooey from bringing
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  Speaker 1: back to Lass and the world gone.
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  Speaker 2: Man, ye're right.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: This is.
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  Speaker 4: Jason heiz my note.
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  Speaker 5: And oh give your mad Barsard's great to have your
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  Speaker 5: company this Thursday.
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  Speaker 6: For Yeah, you're listening to the Big show brought to
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  Speaker 6: you by toy Get Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Get it. An you come on Keezy a bit more? Yeah, yeah, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what.
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  Speaker 5: We're at Shining Peak Brewery in the beautiful city of
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  Speaker 5: New Plymouth and it's just going off here as you
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  Speaker 5: can imagine, but I.
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  Speaker 7: Am it's like a raven here. Yeah, it's just.
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  Speaker 2: It's great stuff.
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  Speaker 5: But what I'm really excited about fellers because I've been
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  Speaker 5: away for three days.
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  Speaker 2: That's so good to see you, Margie.
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  Speaker 5: You absolute stallion, you absolute Greek haddnis. You've been in
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  Speaker 5: my dreams made and as always looking as hot as
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  Speaker 5: ever made.
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  Speaker 2: How are you stell?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sixth son
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  Speaker 8: of a be. We've missed you obviously man, and it's
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  Speaker 8: good to have you back.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate.
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  Speaker 8: You know it's the show is a threesome. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 8: always been a threesome.
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  Speaker 2: You're into those A keasy the old threesomes.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, good, yeah, so good to be
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  Speaker 8: hearing New Plymouth.
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  Speaker 7: We've had a bloody ripper of a day down here.
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  Speaker 8: They know how to turn it on for us, don't
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  Speaker 8: and we'll get into what a what a joyful place
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  Speaker 8: New Plymouth and Taranaki is shortly. But in the meantime
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  Speaker 8: you probably want to have a chat to Keysy, won't you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Chat Keysy.
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  Speaker 5: Look, I must admit when I saw him at the
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  Speaker 5: airport this morning, I was stoked to see him wearing
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  Speaker 5: his little.
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  Speaker 2: Pink jacket for the people of New Plymouth. And I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you what it's.
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  Speaker 5: I know you think we're taking the piss here, Kezy,
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  Speaker 5: but god, you look good in pink man.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks man, Can I just quickly will we've got people here?
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  Speaker 4: Do you think this jacket has faded red?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You see, Keysy?
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  Speaker 7: How many people think it pink? Yeah? People obviously not
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  Speaker 7: that onto it in Tartanaki.
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  Speaker 2: That's a shame.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, But I'm feeling good.
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  Speaker 4: Jas Whenever I put my pink jack, I mean, my
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  Speaker 4: favored rid jacket on, I know it's going to be
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  Speaker 4: a good day. And I thought Jason's coming back. I'm excited.
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  Speaker 4: I'll put his favorite jacket on. I've got my orthopedic
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  Speaker 4: slippers on as well, mate, so make good use of
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  Speaker 4: those later on.
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  Speaker 2: Very excited about that, Kizy.
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  Speaker 5: And I'll tell you what, We've going a hell of
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  Speaker 5: a show to get into all of us, a hal
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  Speaker 5: of a show, and we've got heaps of giveaways with
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  Speaker 5: the people that are here, by the way, and that's
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  Speaker 5: not denial.
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  Speaker 2: The people that are listening across this nation.
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  Speaker 5: I think at the last count it was about five
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  Speaker 5: hundred and fifty thousand people that did the.
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  Speaker 2: Big show across this great nation of ours.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, KZ, I was just going to say, for those
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  Speaker 4: across the nation, give us a text on three four
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  Speaker 4: eight three. Where are you listening to the show right now?
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  Speaker 4: And you can win yourself a twoy prize back. However,
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  Speaker 4: those that are actually here tonight at Shiny Peak Brewing,
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  Speaker 4: we've got backbone t shirts to give away. We've got
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  Speaker 4: all sorts of stuff, so everyone if they want, can
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  Speaker 4: come up and.
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  Speaker 7: Grab a backbone shit and get kidded out.
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  Speaker 2: Incidentally, who here was having a tattoo today? Put your
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  Speaker 2: hand out, Hey, that's fine, come on, it's true.
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  Speaker 8: And I think you'll find Jason's. The evening goes on
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  Speaker 8: and the beers go down, some bad decisions will get made,
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  Speaker 8: and every bath is going to have a tatoo here.
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  Speaker 7: Before they walk out the door.
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  Speaker 4: Can I also just say we're doing a radio show,
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  Speaker 4: so getting people to put their hands up it doesn't
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  Speaker 4: really trends. Yeah, yeah, sure so yeah, just yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: we'll certainly be handing out plenty of tattoos as the
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  Speaker 4: night goes on. You can have backbone, my waff, good
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  Speaker 4: eating whatever you want, and of course we're here to
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  Speaker 4: sell whatever.
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  Speaker 7: You want as long as it's one of those three.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's a couple of other things as well,
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  Speaker 4: thanks to Brothers Inc. And of course we're here to
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  Speaker 4: celebrate the Tatoo and Art Festival, which is happening this
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  Speaker 4: very weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Dear good stuff. Who wants to kick up with a
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  Speaker 2: bit of Metallica? Yeah, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in.
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  Speaker 2: On radios, indeed didn't keep us there on the radio.
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  Speaker 5: Hard Hucky Big Show Live from Shining Peak Brewery and
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  Speaker 5: the beautiful, beautiful city of New play Found.
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  Speaker 2: I believe you've got a few texts there kizing on
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  Speaker 2: three four eight three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people tixing through and everyone that has ticks through,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, in the draw for a toy prize
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  Speaker 4: pad prospects again.
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  Speaker 7: You got a toy hat.
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  Speaker 5: Right, okay, you've got actually sorry, he's I stole most
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  Speaker 5: of those.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You get some toy pants pants?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, actually sorry, he's I necked those as well, Sorry, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: A toy sock, just one, just one sock. Yeah, but look,
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  Speaker 4: I want to get bog down that with. There's so
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  Speaker 4: many texts flying and people listening from all over the country.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to Pete and Ruby listening from the Mighty
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  Speaker 4: to Kofat, shout out to the Fellers and a nip
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  Speaker 4: at Or. So we're really reaching the main centers, Aaron
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  Speaker 4: and waipuku O. So what about some chap listening in
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  Speaker 4: beach lands. Someone's at end of the cargol Johnny's and
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  Speaker 4: Cooper's beach and doesn't like a threesome, right, okay, of course.
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  Speaker 4: Here at Shining Peak today we've got a tattoo artist
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  Speaker 4: from Brothers and who was giving away free tattoo. Someone
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  Speaker 4: here suggesting the I should get a thick crust pizza
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  Speaker 4: tattoo on my chest with massive nips as pepperoni pieces.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the meat patties.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Actually, incidentally, what we're going to be doing after
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  Speaker 5: the show is finished, if you want to come on down,
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  Speaker 5: is just we're going to close the doors in this
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  Speaker 5: particular area of the bar, dim the lights, and break
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  Speaker 5: out the avocado oil and just see what happens.
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  Speaker 2: Fellas, are you kane as? Hey? But right now it's
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  Speaker 2: time for the.
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  Speaker 7: Pole.
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  Speaker 5: And this is a big pole actually that I suggested, fellas,
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  Speaker 5: because I've been absolutely disgusted with my colleagues from the
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  Speaker 5: big show.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 5: We're here in the beautiful Taranaki in New Plymouth, you know, and.
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  Speaker 2: They're all backbones down here.
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  Speaker 5: And what I mean by backbones is they work the land.
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  Speaker 5: They go for you know, the breaker dawn to the
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  Speaker 5: end of the day, working their.
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  Speaker 2: Arses off duskat cut your dusk. We come down from Auckland.
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  Speaker 5: We fly down at like, you know, nine o'clock, a
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  Speaker 5: perfectly reasonable hour of the day. We get taken straight
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  Speaker 5: to the hotel and these two losers on my left
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  Speaker 5: have to have a nana nap in their hotel rooms
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  Speaker 5: after they've had a go at themselves.
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  Speaker 2: That all don't add that I've had.
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  Speaker 5: To go at themselves and they have to have a
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  Speaker 5: little nana nap.
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  Speaker 2: So the big pole today nana nap yes or no?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, Jace, you've always been against it man. Speaking
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  Speaker 8: for myself personally, I had a horror of asleep last night.
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  Speaker 8: I did yeah a sleep chat sleep chat Nat, and
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  Speaker 8: so last night I couldn't get to sleep, and then
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  Speaker 8: my kid got up about thirteen times during the night.
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  Speaker 7: My mother had been to visit last week.
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  Speaker 8: Marge, and she gave me a fistful of sleeping pools.
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  Speaker 8: So I hoed into those bastards. And I woke up
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  Speaker 8: this morning feeling like I drank twenty five beers. I
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  Speaker 8: was in a horror of a mood. I had an
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  Speaker 8: a with my wife before I left the house. I
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  Speaker 8: got to the airport, managed to get here, and then
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  Speaker 8: of course I was just absolutely blown away by the
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  Speaker 8: beauty of New Plymouth, and frankly I found it exhausting.
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  Speaker 8: I just had to have a little bit of a
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  Speaker 8: nap to recharge my battery so I could give it
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  Speaker 8: one hundred percent tonight. Now, if you don't think it's
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  Speaker 8: important that I give one hundred percent to these backbones
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  Speaker 8: out here, Jase, all the people listening at home that
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  Speaker 8: I get mate, But for me, it's important that I
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  Speaker 8: deliver every time we turn up.
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  Speaker 5: Ye okay, well listen, I just want to put it
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  Speaker 5: out to the people that are actually in the room.
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  Speaker 10: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Do they need to harden it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Thing, no, no, sorry? Do you guys who enjoys a nap?
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  Speaker 2: Anyone?
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  Speaker 7: So just you should wed the hends were does not wear?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah that sounded like no one agreed.
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  Speaker 2: But Casey, you're like, I don't know what mid thirties.
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  Speaker 7: Thirty three, thirty three early.
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  Speaker 5: You know, he gets up at like seven and he
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  Speaker 5: goes to the airport. We get to the hotel room.
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  Speaker 5: You know, as I say, you have a go at yourself.
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  Speaker 5: And it was a bit weird because I'm right next.
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  Speaker 5: I can hear you chatting to yourself while you're doing that,
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  Speaker 5: which kind of freaked me out. And then of course
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  Speaker 5: you had a little nap there, keysing and trying to
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  Speaker 5: breathe through that huge snarls and I can hear the rattle.
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  Speaker 4: Keep you're a good man. Well, I've got no excuses.
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  Speaker 4: It's exactly as you just describe what's going on.
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  Speaker 5: Man, I mean, I mean, you're in peak condition at
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  Speaker 5: the moment. You shouldn't be needing to have a nana
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  Speaker 5: nap at this time of the day.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a good excuse like MOGGI. I wasn't
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  Speaker 4: blown away by Tananaki. I was just exhausted after having
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  Speaker 4: a god myself. Man ah right, Yes, I mean I
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  Speaker 4: can't really, yeah, but I'm massively in favor of having
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  Speaker 4: a nana nap. I closed the blinds, I put something
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  Speaker 4: on the telly and fell as off.
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  Speaker 7: Was it felt because you're gonna get charged for that?
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  Speaker 2: Was that one of those blue movies?
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  Speaker 7: Key, No one says blue movies, you know?
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  Speaker 5: Was it one of those adult ones? They're great interdiately.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you've experienced the old blue movie
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  Speaker 5: in the hotel room, because often they'll have the little
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  Speaker 5: fifteen second preview.
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  Speaker 2: It's all.
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  Speaker 4: If you would like to vote on today's big pole,
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  Speaker 4: which is not heavy to go yourself in a hotel
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  Speaker 4: rooms and this.
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  Speaker 7: Is to be known as Jason's big pole. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 7: is Jason's big pole, having a nan and app years
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  Speaker 7: or no.
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  Speaker 4: You can vote on the Hudacky big Shows Instagram story
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  Speaker 4: or text us three four eight three and you can
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  Speaker 4: win yourself a two be prize.
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  Speaker 5: Pack Beautiful In the meantime, he's a bit of the
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  Speaker 5: old Rolling Stones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeld the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 5: Hodarchy's Indeed Boys Slim There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 5: Show this Thursday afternoon from Shining Peak Brewery in the
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  Speaker 5: beautiful city of New Plymouth.
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  Speaker 2: Fan I believe.
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  Speaker 5: Fellas that Taranaki at the moment, Ran Furley shield Holders.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, yeah, boy so good. Yeah, boy, back Farne.
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  Speaker 4: That's just like the sort of one of the diamonds
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  Speaker 4: in the crown, isn't it what? It is a beautiful
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  Speaker 4: place to live. We've come down here a couple of times,
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  Speaker 4: and both times it's safe to say we've been blown
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  Speaker 4: away by the place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, I've gotta be honest with you.
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  Speaker 5: I've been in Sydney the last three days and it
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  Speaker 5: was awful.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 2: It was like twenty six degrees over there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just blue skies, you know, sort of really warm
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  Speaker 5: sort of conditions. It was so nice to fly into
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  Speaker 5: New Plymouth and it's absolutely pessing down.
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  Speaker 2: It's about minus ten degrees.
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  Speaker 5: The rain's going sideways, and god, I feel like I've
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  Speaker 5: come home Forelaus.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah it good. Yeah, I couldn't agree with you more mate.
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  Speaker 7: It just feels it does.
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  Speaker 8: It feels like home, you know, when the rest of
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  Speaker 8: the country is sort of enjoying sort of seeing me
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  Speaker 8: summer like conditions. You come down here. It's pissing down
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  Speaker 8: with rain, it's blowing a gale. You think your self, cheez,
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  Speaker 8: I want to move here?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I like too, because you know, we
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  Speaker 4: work in awkward in the city center, so getting to
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  Speaker 4: work as a massive kafuffle sometimes. Here in Tananaki, it's
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  Speaker 4: great because the New Plymouth, I've just got one way
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  Speaker 4: streets everywhere. Yeah, yeah, which is so good when you're
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  Speaker 4: trying to find your way around.
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  Speaker 7: That's really friendly to tourists, isn't it. It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, like I say, I mean, I've been spending time
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  Speaker 5: in Sydney around the Harbor Side there and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, they've got.
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  Speaker 5: The big Harbor Bridge and I'll tell you what, I
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  Speaker 5: get your New Plymouth.
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  Speaker 2: And we're driving along and I'm looking at all those
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  Speaker 2: beautiful car yards everywhere. Yeah, now you're talking.
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  Speaker 7: That's way better, you know what I mean. I bet
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  Speaker 7: they didn't have one of those line wands on the.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah stick blowing around that for sure. See.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I love the biodiversity.
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  Speaker 7: Last time I was here, I got bid bugs. So
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  Speaker 7: it's like, yeah, that's great. You know, it's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: It's a souvenir. That was her pees, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 7: No, it was crab.
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  Speaker 2: It was crad.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So this was five years ago. I didn't even know
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  Speaker 4: you guys, but how did you know? But it's a
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  Speaker 4: beautiful And by the way, if you're in the area,
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: make sure you come down to Shine Peak Brewing. Right now,
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  Speaker 4: we're giving away backbone t shirts. We're also giving away
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  Speaker 4: tattoos which are happening right now and other zinc putting
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  Speaker 4: them on. And Gary, I believe from Brother Zinc, he
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  Speaker 4: was saying that Tartanuki is the most tattooed.
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  Speaker 7: Area in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And he was also saying it's because most
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  Speaker 4: of the people here all sort of look the same
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  Speaker 4: because they're all originally from like the same two people, right,
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  Speaker 4: and so they get tattooed to sort of distinguish themselves.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're sort of like massively in breeding.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, so you know who it is.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Great. Another thing I love about it, man, is Mount Taranaki.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 8: Been a big found fan of mountains, but that one's
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  Speaker 8: perfectly cylindrical and they're always banging on about that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: That makes it a reason to come and see it.
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  Speaker 8: And I love it every time I see it. I think, Jesus,
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  Speaker 8: it's perfectly cylindrical.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And the other thing too, Man, the best view you
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  Speaker 7: get of it.
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  Speaker 4: Some people say it's as you're flying past on route
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  Speaker 4: to like Wellington, you know.
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  Speaker 7: Not me.
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  Speaker 4: I'd rather land and see it, you know from the base.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, you went too far, Mike, damn for me.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I mean you can't go past the cows.
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  Speaker 7: Because they're in the road something, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I think I actually believe that Tananaki is
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  Speaker 5: a cow capital of the ease of the country, you know.
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  Speaker 5: And people come down here and you see them just
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  Speaker 5: lined up along the paddocks.
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  Speaker 2: They're going look at those.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It's a beautiful spot. Yeah. And if I could move here,
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  Speaker 7: I certainly would.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Total, it's a shame that I can't. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: tell you what.
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  Speaker 8: The other The main thing I love particularly about New
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  Speaker 8: Plymouth massive sausage, sausage fist.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Like if you take a look around the room at
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  Speaker 8: the moment, I think there's probably half a dozen a moment. Look,
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  Speaker 8: if you are out there and you're looking for a
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  Speaker 8: husband and you want to grab yourself somebody from New
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  Speaker 8: Plymouth come on down here, because there are nine thousand
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  Speaker 8: men here and they've all got horrendous sensors of humor,
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  Speaker 8: which is I imagine why they yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And just finally to top it up, because I
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  Speaker 2: went out for a darry.
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  Speaker 5: Before feelings you're on your mate out the back there?
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  Speaker 5: Isn't it beautiful? The ocean there, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Just seeing the ocean there. And I wandered down to
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  Speaker 5: the beach while I was having a darry and all
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  Speaker 5: the boats there, and.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: A couple of little penguins came out of the water.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: They're covered in oil and shit, and I was like,
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: how good man, only your New Plymouth where you see
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: that stuff? The Haiking Bing Show podcast indeed Collective Soul
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: there on the radio Hodarky Big Show Live from Shining
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Peak Brewery, in the beautiful city of New Plymouth.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: If you're in the area. By the way, come on down.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: We are doing the show live until seven pm. There's
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: Backbone t shirts on offer. Also, I believe we might
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: have some tickets as well to give away to the
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: tato An Art Festival happening in New Plymouth this very weekend.
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: How good?
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: How good?
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: One of the biggest ones in the Southern Hemisphere, is it.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: I was told yeah, in the Southern Hemisphere, that's what
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: I was told that.
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, nice by guy at the urinal Fellas. Do you
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: have life insurance?
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Yes you do, yeah, Mogi, not as far as I know.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: I't know, right, yeah, So this is my thing. I've
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: got life insurance right right. And I was talking to
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: my wife about it the other day. Come on, guys,
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: grow up, all you that are in this room right now.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: I was talking to my wife about it and I
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: was like, so, guys, so I pay a monthly fee
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: of my life insurance and if I was to pass away,
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: basically they pay off most of my house. They give
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: essentially my wife a lot of money. I don't I'm
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: gonna stop saying, my wife, I don't have any kids,
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: yet Wow.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: I mean the amount of busies you drink easy old
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: seeds a bit slow.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Jay, Sorry Mark, Dad? Was that was unfair? You're a
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: vigorous young man, or.
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: You could just not comment at all. It would be
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: my preference.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: So the issue I'm having is, basically, I'm paying monthly
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: for life insurance. If I was to cark it all
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: of a sudden, my wife is living in a fully
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: paid off house. Whoever she dates next, all of a sudden,
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: he gets my little trucky, he inherits that that's in
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: the ground.
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: She gets my new motorbike.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he gets my TV, he gets my couch, he
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: gets all of my ship and it's all paid off.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, I've cacked it, and I basically and I'm paying
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: monthly for this thing that some other bloke's going to
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: reap the benefit of.
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: Do you know what I mean? Do I have a
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: point here? Is this bizarre?
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: I mean I would have been thinking about the benefit
• 16:17
  Speaker 8: that it brings your partner that you that you had
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: a winning with.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: Hey, Mike, Yeah, mate, kikaha, man, No, don't kikaha.
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: And I just sort of feel like you worrying about
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: the next man that you're that your spouse, spouse, my spouse.
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: Your spouse is going to be with is.
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's a little bit selfish because obviously the
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: thing about you, guys is you've been together from such
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: a young age. I read about nineteen or twenty or
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: something like that. Twenty so twelve thirteen years together. I
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: don't think you have to worry about her getting a
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: new partner. She is going to be experimenting for years.
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: She is going to be plowing through the daity. She
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: is going to be absolutely unstoppable. She is going to
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: be unleashed on the dating scene in this country like
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: you would not believe. I wouldn't be surprised if she
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: takes it international. So I don't think you have to
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: worry about the next partner for probably seven eighteen years,
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: by which day she would have sold your truck and
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: all of that stuff to get rid of the memory of.
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: You right entirely. Yeah, and yeah, I just I don't
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: think you need to worry.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Look, I think you make a really good point there, Mogi.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: And you know, I'm thinking about her predilection for bald
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: men as well. You know what I mean, all those
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: bald men that she finds.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Really and she found one dude attractive oncely elderly elderly it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Was forty, yeah, an elderly bored guy. But look, I
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: think you're right because you know you were young lovers.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: We were twenty, Yeah, you were twenty. And I think
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Mogi's right.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: She's probably already bored with you as it stands. And
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: you know, I mean if you can't, God for bid, keys, yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: God forbid that happen.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Mate.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I think she's just gonna go out there and full
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: of boots.
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: So that's not the question, right, Okay, The question was
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: the person.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Was should I keep paying for life insurance? It wasn't
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Dirick and my missus is going to go crazy when
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: I'm gone?
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: Was it the question?
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, well, the answers you gave me, I'm thinking
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I should cancel it, right, because if she's running a
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: mark anyway, then it's like, why should.
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: I run at.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: The same time? Wadawakam? Did you know what I mean?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, exactly.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: From from a purely selfish point of view, too, keysy,
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: I know she'll be wringing me in tears every bloody
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: night too.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: You know about what about all the men she got Jase.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: That is too far. You know that's too far.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was too far.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: My wife is going to be mortified.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: The Wary Show podcast.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: The Door's There on the radio.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Holdarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon, live from Shining Peak
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Brewery and the beautiful city of New Premouth. If you're
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: in the area, come on down by the way because
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: it's going all.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: It is going off. We've got backbone teas on offer.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: Just on that actually feelers.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Funny situation happened with me on the way to the
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: airport this morning. I got a phone call from my dad.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: Did you're always you are? You are always talking to
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: your old man? Mate?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: Me and my dad are pretty close. It's unreliable. I
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: haven't heard from my old man for years. Oh really,
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: that's weird white he's dead? Yeah?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Oh m anyway, yeah, I had a My dad called
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: me m and.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Should I save this young for later or no?
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: You're a good man. I don't even know where my
• 19:39
  Speaker 12: dad is, man, what do you mean? Well, I haven't
• 19:41
  Speaker 12: seen him in like ten years. He's little left and
• 19:46
  Speaker 12: pretty bit of tims too, so maybe he's doing okay anyway.
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: But sorry, kees, sorry mate, you're dead.
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: Although to be fear Jason, I mean, I feel for
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: your lost man, but at least he's alive.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, that's true, Magie. But having said that,
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: he could be dead.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but my dad definitely is. Oh yeah, yeah, was
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: at the funeral in there?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah it was Marge there.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Hey, Fellers coming up after five o'clock, big show and
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: prov looking forward to that. Oh yeah yeah, plus plus
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: so much more. Man, I'm so excited stick around the
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Big Show.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: Thanks for joining us. This is great.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 20:31
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• 20:34
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• 20:38
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• 20:42
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• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Get it in ye.
• 20:48
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• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he speak speak no you go gee.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Oh the world's got too serious, Jason, So we could
• 21:02
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• 21:05
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: So good man, good, thank you, good good stuff. Hey
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: are you there any texting kisy on three four a three.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: Yes there are texts.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Of course, we are live and you are new premise
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: from Shining Preck Brewery. Someone's text through here on three
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: four eight three. They've won themselves a toy price pack.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: New Plumber sucks.
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's good chat chat will get your prize, so
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: keep them gamming.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Say it to my face, man, because I will not
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: have a bad words yet about New PLYMMO. For right,
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: you like New Plummer, Yes, tax man. If I could
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: live down here, I would for sure.
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: You were saying off here it's a shithole?
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Was I saying that off here several times?
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: Right as well?
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought you were going to get your beans,
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: but maybe that'll be at the end of the show.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't say shipthole, I shit ship house.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: I think that's right. Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: Also, we went and checked into the hotel today and
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: you and I checked in without too much trouble at all, jays,
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: but old Keysy there, he couldn't quite handle the human
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: interaction and he seemed to have offended the person that
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: was working there for some reason.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: So what happened was I said, booking for Chris Key? Yeah, right,
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: And She's like, we don't have a booking for that, yeah, yeah,
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: yeah yeah. And then it turns out my booking was
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: under old Keyesy Key, and I was like, that's not
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: my name. Why am I booked in under this? Yeah?
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: But anyway, so I managed to offend somebody, as he does.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: And so we'll be doing an improv I think we're
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: probably going to do that next. Yeah, okay, and that
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: will help Keysy out with his acting, as you know,
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: he's he's pursuing a career as an actor.
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: And don't laugh halfway through that center.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: No, that's good man, but it's good.
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: And we'll run an improv scene about how you can
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: check into a hotel without offending anyone.
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: All right, okay, okay.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Good good stuff. That's next in the meantime is the
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Food Fighters.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: and Keysy.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Is indeed played no more there on the radio Honarchy
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon live from Shining Peak Brewery
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: in the beautiful town of New Plymouths. But right now
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: it's time for some big show and prov Salve, spread
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: lights camera. Actually, no, it's time for the big show
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: and prov.
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and everyone will know that Keysy has been trying
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: to get into the acting game for a while to
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: take advantage of the sort of the fame that he's
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: guarnered off the back of many shows The Ditch and Crackers.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Wow I got fired from both of those.
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, And so we're trying to because we're struggling
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: to get him into the room to have any auditions, Jace,
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: we thought it'd be great for him to be able
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: to workshop with a couple of top quality actors like
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: you and I. Sure, mate, And so today we're going
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: to be running off something that happened earlier on today
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: where Keyzy is trying to check into our accommodation, our
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: hotel there, and he was just completely unable to do
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: so without defending the person behind the counter. Actually, so
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: we'll just give him to practice here in a bit
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: of acting practice. So, Jace, you're to be the hotel proprietor. Sure,
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: you'll be chicking in Kesley and Keysley, you'll just be
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: coming in trying to.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: Get the keys to your room. We're right, Okay, what's
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: the name of the hotel? Oh what's it called again?
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: Oh? They come on in, they come on in, But
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: come on in okay, great, okay, all right, okay, and.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Action is still welcome along to the come on in.
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I love the name. By the way, did you come
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: up with that? Can I help you at all?
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: I've got a booking that should be under Chris Key
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: k e y.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, Chris that's great.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Um, usually chickens at two o'clock in the afternoon's it's
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: ten am.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just I phoned a head. I got someone lovely.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I think her name was Debrah, and she said, no worry,
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: you can come chicken early.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Right, inebriated. No, no, no, no, no no.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: I assure you.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I've only had three craft beers from Shining Peak Brewery,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: so this is.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: Very much me.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: And yeah, Chris Key, was it?
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: And you've been here before.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: I have been here before, actually five years ago.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: We just see you have a look here on the
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: computer there. Yes, no, I thought I remember you.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Actually did I say i'd been here before?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yes? You did.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: I restvely regret that because you're esteemed.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: You do have an outstanding bill from your last stay
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: here for five adult blue movies of course really, and
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: there's also a soiling fee on the room.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: There were an excessive amount of tessues.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well I can explain that because I remember
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: now what was your name?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Sorry? Pardon, what was your name?
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: Sorry?
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Sir?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Andy?
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: Andy, what happened last time?
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: Was?
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: I came out and now a you're going to do
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: it in a Scottish accent? Keezy?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: War?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: I came in last time? And how to be honest
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: with you, I was a few sheets to the wind.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I came in the room, opened the door, the milk
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: fell out the fridge. The only thing I had to
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: mop it up with was some tissues.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Well, the fact that you've changed xcine definitely tells me
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: that you are in fact.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I thought you'd do the same.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: I didn't know.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Also, Chris, I see here, not only was there excessive
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: swordage in terms of tissues.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: All the hen towels as well were there was something
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: on the walls that he left behind. So but when
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: the milk fell out the fridge, Andy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: Was it?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: And I can't you tell a lie.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: When the milk fell out the fridge went all over
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: the wall, all over the headboard, especially American.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Look, sir.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: I'm sure there's been some sort of mistake.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Andy, was it and I can assure you that last
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: time I stayed here, I spilled some milk and that
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: was it, sir.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure.
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: Now look, all all of a sudden, the cams clear
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: to Andy that Chris has a full mongrel.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm loath.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: Given your inebriated state and the fact that you're changing
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: accent all the time and clearly running a full mongrel
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: umm and generally speaking, we prefer our people got are using.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: The hotel will be clothed. I'm not enjoying.
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: I'm not sorry, Andy, what's funny?
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: I don't understand what's got you laughing?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: Just lead me in the room. Is this the come
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: on in?
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Or why you're your little burnt meat paddies making me
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: feel slightly lauseious.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I'm so.
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: That's bullshit.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: You're coming along, actually, Katy, really good, You're doing really good.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: But the issue I had there was I was I
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: was following what is it what's the name of the
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: is it the script directions.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: Or whatever it was?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I felt like he wasn't the prompt the prompts.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: I feel like Andy's.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: You're the one that needs to follow the accent and
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: if anything that needs work it's probably that the accent stuff,
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: but other than that by good keys.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, maybe you know next time though you are
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: in a hotel room. Maybe lao for Paula bed Eh Fanks.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Mate.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Hey, we're at Shining Peak Brewer. You should come on down.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Do you want to hear this gold live?
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Man on Backbone t shirts as well.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: in on radio.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Here's Adeed audio slave there on the radio.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Hodarchy Big Show live from Shining Peak Brewery and New Blumeut.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: They've got a birthday shout out today fellas of a
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: birthday shout out for JG.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in the house.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, massive batbone yep.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: Some information from his mates.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: He's turning twenty nine today and for his birthday he's
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: asked for a fleshlight.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't know what that is, but hopefully it
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: happens to be your JG.
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: Matey kind of it is going to buy everybody here today.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Be a legend. Yeah, massive leg.
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: And if you want to come here a free beer,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: their offer is open all night till midnight. Come down
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: to Shining Peak catch the rest of the show and
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: hit up JG you and here's the go with the
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: flesh light fellas helmets.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're familiar. Yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: So I've bought a motorbike, yeah, a hog mogiven yeah
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: or five hundred.
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: You might say, I need a helmet. I need to
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: get a helmet.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: And I went to buy one online and basically a
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: little chart popped up and it said what size head.
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: Have you got? And I was like, normal, that is
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: what I was thinking.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Medium, well yeah yeah, And it provided you with a
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: chart and it was like as your head extra small, small, medium, large,
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Excel double excel with the measurements, right, Mogi, you've got
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: a tailor's tape. I do I need you to measure dome? Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: to figure out how big my head is. And also
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: one like a couple of years ago, I think it was,
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: we measured our noses and we came to the result
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: that basically, Howdy Jay's got the biggest nose not only
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: on the show but in the Southern hemisphere.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: Closely followed by Mogi. I was backed by Ady J.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: And I was trailing miles behind with this tiny little
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: number that I'm rocket.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: It's interesting because I no, no, well, It is interesting
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: because you think you've got a normal size here, but
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: I think you've got.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: A massive head. Yeah I've got.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: But I also think we all do like you and
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: I have got an equine head. We've got long, horse
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: like heads, right, whereas Jason's has got a sort of
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: a smaller, rounder but equally pretty massive dome.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, So can I just ask
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: you the live audience that's here, you can just shout
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: it out, who do you actually think?
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Just starting with Mogi, it makes some if you think
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Mowgie's got the biggest head. Okay, well but why makes
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: a noise everything I've got the biggest head.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: Oh that's bullshit. Okay, it makes a noise if you
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: thing Hoidy Jay's got a massive dome.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: This is just another massive setup that I have the
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: biggest honker and the biggest head.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: You've got to have something to mount the honker on, right.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: I know, that's just I mean, we know what I
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: do have the biggest stuff.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah that's true. Testicles.
• 31:36
  Speaker 12: Well yeah, a couple of moon So what are we
• 31:39
  Speaker 12: going to do?
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Then we're going to measure our heads and the break.
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: Here and yeah, yeah, we'll measure our heads, and we'll
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: probably get a vote going on the Instagram as well,
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: just to see who who our listeners think has got
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: the biggest scolly out of all of us. Yeah, and
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: then the end of it will have you know, we'll
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: be able to mock the person with the biggest head
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: until the day they die.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Can I ask? So are we measuring girth?
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: But it's not, it's not linked. It's circumference because it's
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: the measurement that you give. And you'll know this, Jos
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: when you don't have a feline and wardrobe for them
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: to put a hat on you. Sure, So for Keasy,
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: he's trying to get a helmet. So that's that's what
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: they are measuring. Is that circumference of the dome?
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Because yes, as he mentioned, you both have horse faces. Yeah,
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: but so so if we like, if we measured.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Your head that way, both of you would be in
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: the clear.
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: But sadly, in this instance we are here to help
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: Kesy out with a helmet.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Remember that. Okay?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: So in the ad break, PUGSN do you mind measuring
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: our helmets?
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Cool?
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: And also I think we should messure.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Your head as well, Jas, just in case you run
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: like ride birch Onnie that my bike or Mogi's bike.
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: So we'll come back after the break with our official
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: head measurements as done by Pugson.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Been shown podcast here.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Welcome back, your messing backbones.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: You're listening to the Big Show live from Shining Tea
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Brewery and beautiful New Plymouth. Now in the last break,
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Keesy needs a new helmet for his little Broombram motorcycle,
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: and so.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: We did a bit of a measurement of who had
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: the biggest heads and the Big Show.
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: Well, somehow it degenerated into accusations of who's got the
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: biggest head so quickly, so we're sort of steered away
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: from you know what size head, his keys he got
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: so that we can get him an appropriately safe helmet
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: to who's got the biggest head? Yeah, so school yard ship,
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: which is pretty standard here. So pugser he's coming and
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: has done the measurements. Brother, you've got the you've got
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: the answers there I do.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: Is it purely vibe basing.
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: You've been with the Big Show for a couple of
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: years now, and everybody give a big kilder to PUGSA.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: That's very sweet.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're hoping we'll be able to do a live
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: Connie chat, but it's possibly not going to.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Are you sure we can't do.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Chet?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you've clearly.
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: Organized lit No, no, we ever stak. That's pretty pucks
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: chat man.
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: A lot of questions coming in on three four, right,
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: you haven't asked anybody for.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: You just singing question.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: What are you talking about?
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: You're just making it up?
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: No, I'm not making it up today, guys.
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: Sorry, I'm so sorry bucks un just sworen. You know
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: what I think that'll do for That's a that'll apologize.
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: Un Listen, I'm here for just we'll keep this and
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: I'll go keep it myself.
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: There is a massive win for for radio heard ache.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: It really is.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: Replayed.
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: That is one of the worst bombs dropped on life radio,
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: absolutely of all time.
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: Shocking from pace worse Okay, it was worse a little
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: while ago.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Just so just just one Connie check quih and get
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: a pegs while you're measuring helmets, matey.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Totally that stuff, and let's just get back to the head.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm so rid in the face, terrified
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: for my job as you were.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: How we are we going to go from smallest dome
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: to most massive.
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: Biggest dome. Yeah, well skip the second one first, talking
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: always looking? Are they all pretty closer? Very close?
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 35:24
  Speaker 10: Also, you're running some pretty massive noggins.
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah we are. You are as well.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Also based on your vibe and no no ill will
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: from us, no hard feelings, it's all good.
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Honest.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Who you think vibe based has the biggest head just
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: from hanging out with us, and there's no hard feelings.
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: Listen, not necessarily vibe, but I guess proportionately.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: You're not talking about old Bobblehead.
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: Seems like it's running a huge dome.
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: That's just vibe and we love them for it. Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: So we'll get into the results. So who's who's got
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: the smallest? Okay, so now before we craig into the mate,
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: just try not to swear.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, that good mate, got a filthy man.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: That is a shocker.
• 36:16
  Speaker 10: Now listen, coming in a third place, the smallest dome
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: in the Honicky Big Show.
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: I was very wrong.
• 36:21
  Speaker 10: It's hoidy, jo Jay says the smallest heat circumference Big
• 36:26
  Speaker 10: Show at fifty nine point four cinemon.
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: Really, yeah, you're right. I thought you had a sixty one.
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: I think I've got a sixty one.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: You know what's worrying?
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Hoidy J has a fifty nine point four inch head.
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah you're cinemon. Oh is that cinemets?
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Yeah?
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Your size helmet is.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Large, right, okay, which means we can only be extra
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: large or double excel.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I've got a feeling I know who there, I've got.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: The alright, let's just go straight to who's got the
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: biggest dome?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: And we're going to rates to number one here.
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: Now, I just want to say it is a point
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: one centimeter difference on the Taylor tape measure in these
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: two first place beggest time on the Hodicke Big Show.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Make some noise for Mike Minogue. Congrats mate.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Can I just say to the crowd here what loss
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: you are? Because I remember when we said Mogi's name
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: your silent?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Now you feel stupid? Now?
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: I bet now with a point one difference, we'll have
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: to go for a remeasure obviously, okay, but just in
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: the meantime, what were the site what were the actual measurements?
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: Okay, so we got Jason Hoyt fifty nine point four centimeters,
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: we got Keyzy at sixty centimeters Yeah, and then Mike
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: Minogue at sixty point one.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Can I just say we are all size large right?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: We are not sized excel. We are not sized double
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: ex so our heads aren't mess. You can all shut
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: up out. Here's that in proportion.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Listen, I just got a call from the boss packs.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: We need to have a little chat. Yay, so let's
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: stay away, let's go to it.
• 38:10
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• 38:12
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• 38:15
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• 38:18
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• 38:21
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• 38:24
  Speaker 5: beautiful city of New Plymoth. We've got a lot going
• 38:29
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• 38:32
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• 38:36
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• 38:51
  Speaker 5: Also if you were listening to the last voice break,
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: pucks aren't absolutely disgraced the big show. So he's going
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: to make a formal apology to the nation that we
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: can all keep our jobs tomorrow.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: That's right, we're going to replay the audio if you
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: missed it. Pugsun said some of the worst stuff ever
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: been said on not only this radio station, but every
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: radio station.
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: The thing about Pogson is he's sort of he is
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: the sort of the moral compass of the backshow. He
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: is generally speaking, and it seems to me he may
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: have been poisoned by the people he works with. And
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: if you can see his face now, he's ashamed of himself. Yeah,
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: and I'm anticipating a genuine and probably quite long apology.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And well, you know, to be honest with you,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: here is the moral compass. But he does swear like
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: a trooper off here.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: He's efin and jeffing all over the place, old Pugson.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: So we'll be addressing that all after So, by the way,
• 39:45
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• 39:48
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• 39:50
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• 39:53
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• 40:08
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• 40:10
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• 40:13
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• 40:14
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• 40:17
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• 40:18
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• 40:24
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• 40:26
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• 40:32
  Speaker 7: And also they've got the new billboards back.
• 40:35
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• 40:37
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• 40:39
  Speaker 7: That's true, and in this day and age, we could
• 40:41
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• 40:43
  Speaker 8: You said that, like somebody dies. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty miserable.
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: So I'm just trying to Yeah, okay, I'll work on it.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Speaking of pretty miserable, actually, something happened on the show.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Not long ago.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: And you know, we try and adhere to certain standards
• 40:58
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• 40:58
  Speaker 11: Show, broadcasting standards, casting standards, and our hard working producer
• 41:05
  Speaker 11: Putson joined us on the live show to tell us
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: the results of who had the biggest dome, which was Mogi.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Incidentally, unsurprisingly ah, and while he was doing that, there
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: was a bit of a slip of the tongue, if
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: I can put it that way.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: So what we're going to do is replay the audio
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: if you.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Missed it, and then after that put Son's going to
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: take some time out to apologize to the nation.
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: Here it is, you're just making it up.
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: I'm not.
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: I'm not making it up today, guys.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: Before it's yours my friend, before we get into that
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: Jay she said it was a slip of the tongue,
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: but to me it seemed like a deliberate.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, yes, true.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: The part that makes me sick to my stomach is
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: that Pug Sun said, can I come on, I'll will
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: miss your heads, but I insist on doing Connie chat,
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: So we let him do it. And what is he
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: how does he repay the favorite? He swears on live radio?
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: And I hate, I hate to think what's actually gonna.
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: Come of this? That's right?
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: I mean, we're also doing What's the Tea with Keyzy
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: coming up next, So we've had a ticks come through
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: on three.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Four eight three.
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: Good a Helen here after hearing that philth fallout of
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: Pugsy AND's gob I've completely lost my appetite.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that good one.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: That's my segment ruined, Pugs, What are you going to
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: safe yourself?
• 42:24
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Have we got the apology music right?
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we've got the apology. Yet we can't just turn
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: that up a little bit.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I'm no, don't look around. Yeah, look, can
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: you be serious? This is a serious scenario here, Jason.
• 42:40
  Speaker 10: I don't think I've ever been more serious since I
• 42:42
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• 42:46
  Speaker 10: To the people of the hockey big show, my lovely
• 42:49
  Speaker 10: loyal co workers, my cohorts. If you will to the
• 42:53
  Speaker 10: people of Tananaki in this room with me tonight, you
• 42:55
  Speaker 10: will look fantastic, by the way, very grateful for you will.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: No, don't don't agree these people, patsn't just keep it still.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: Trying to work the crowd apologically. It's disgusting.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I am sorry, I'm getting a little bit well, I
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: just wish you take it seriously.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: I'm just sorry. It's quite emotional for me.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I feel.
• 43:18
  Speaker 10: Like I've done an abhorrent thing. You've welcomed me into
• 43:21
  Speaker 10: your city.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: Well, it's because you have.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Keezy.
• 43:24
  Speaker 10: If I can just oh sorry, sorry, it's weird not
• 43:27
  Speaker 10: hearing the Japanese music in the background.
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: I just want to.
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: Make a sincere apology and saying I'm sorry. Nice to
• 43:34
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• 43:37
  Speaker 10: people in this room with us tonight who have chosen
• 43:39
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• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was shithouse pud Here's head like a whole.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show week days from four on
• 43:55
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• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Oh he's a Queens of this age on the radio
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: to hold a big show this Thursday evening live from
• 44:03
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• 44:05
  Speaker 2: But right now it's time.
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: For hey guys, text here from Steve.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: What's the Team New Zealand with me?
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: Kid? Yeah?
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Great stuff?
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: One of the days.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: So this is my one of the most popular segments
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Big Show.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: What's the tea with Me?
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: It's what's the team with me? Keyesy? Yeah, not Hoidy.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: What are we looking at?
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: Careful at this time of the night when we're at
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: these live shows and Keysy's head eight you know, eight
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: years in him he's going to start getting a bit
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: stroppy Jason.
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you need to give him some room, brother, Yes,
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: if you can just back off, bro.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Sure man, Sorry, Keezy, my bad.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: This is the segment where people text in on three
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: four eight three what they're having for dinner.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we really good.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: We read it out.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: We do what you do?
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: I do you guys react and the people that text
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: through going the drawer for a toy prize pack.
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: Too.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: He pants some toy boots and.
• 45:07
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  Speaker 4: what's the latest shipment. Also, big shout out to the
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Tenement Art Festival that's down here in Tananaky this weekend.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: It's the reason we're here.
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: Let's not get off focus. Okay, yeah, cool, get a
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: feelers Kevin here, Oh my god, giving me alarm of
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon right tonight, I'm having bacon.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Oh what just bacon? Is it?
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: No?
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Any eggs?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: Are you making that?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: Reading a text?
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Reading a text? Good?
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Ay?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Fellers Rach here, Rachel Hunter, Rachel.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: Rachel from Friends. Yeah, Jennifer Andon.
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: No that.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Me and Ross are having peace stove chicken pasta.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get a backbones, great live show. Calvin here Climb
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Kelvin client, Holy wow, that's right.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I reckon he's going to be having something flash mate.
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: I think so as well. Sausages with Jim in the
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: middle of the now. Stop texting that in Calvin Climb done.
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: I just remind Calvin Klein that there's kids here.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Calvin, God, if we wanted filth on here, we
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: would have got pugs on Ony exactly.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: A fella's jet in here, Patel, Oh that's racist.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Oh that's harsh man.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: It is though, it is though, it is though Jet
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: from Pokas having keish Lorraine.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: Okay, should I read some more?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: JASONN Yeah, sure, give us another eight?
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: Eight okay.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Get a fella's Jack here me off? LOGI yes, yeah,
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: jack me off. I'm heavy Kings. Come on, come on,
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: it's his name, it's on his birth certificate. I have
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: to read it out.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: That's the rule.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Having four jugs of skunk juice, it's shining peak New
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Plymouth responsibly.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, one more. Don't finish on a high.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll finish on a low.
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: That was a high, so we should have finished there.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Get a get a fella's Sophie here, Sophie Pasco.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: No The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
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  Speaker 5: This isday Evening live from Shining Peak Brewing in beautiful
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: New Premouth. If you're in the area, come on down,
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: have yourself a busy and a nice meal. Fellas Hence
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: it didn't he before we get into watch on the TV.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: If you looked at the menu, hear it? Do you
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: know what you're getting?
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: I've already had a four hundred grand steak in a
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: plate of a Spada goose.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Oh how good?
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah? It was, buddy, unreal.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: So it's going to be asparagus wheeze in the hotel rooms,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: Man, I thought I might come over to your place
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: and get rid of those, and then I'll go back to.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: The asparagus wheeze in my plates. Yeah good.
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: I'm going to have chicken, chicken burger, chicken bites. It's
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: a plate of chicken with some sauce on it.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Hopefully they've got some squid here and I'll have their
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: don't Oh well, I'll have some.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Seafood of some descriptions. No, I don't know that either, right,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: but right now it's time for.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 48:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, that'll do alright, Okay.
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, people seem to like that and we don't know why,
• 49:07
  Speaker 8: but anyway, well keep doing it part she loved it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: I was actually pretty busy last night, so I just
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: watched another episode of Seinfeld. Oh that's great, what happens now?
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: I didn't, I didn't. I watched more of Mister in Between.
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: Now I'm gonna quite seriously tell everybody in this room,
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: and I want you to hear me. Now, get Disney plus,
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: get the three month trial. Watch Mister and Between. It's
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: my favorite TV show of all time, and it's an
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: Australian crime drama y comedy sort of thing. I watched
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: another four episodes of it last night with a few beers.
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: It is absolutely out the gates the second time I've
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: watched it through it is easily, I think, the best
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: show that I've ever seen.
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: Wow, the drama last night was unreal that the action
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: is hilarious, the interactions between they're just scumbag ossie criminals.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: The main guy, as I've said a million times, is
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: the most charismatic repellent amazing guy. The writing is incredible, Jason.
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: If you and I have spoken about this, if we
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: could have been in the show, you would be in
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: the show and you would never want to be in
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: anything ever.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: Again. It is that good.
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: I cannot stress how magnificent the show is, so please
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: please please watch it because it's underrated. Nobody knows about it,
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: and it if and rule, Yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: I was pretty close then. Yeah, so it's pretty good.
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: It is the greatest. I mean, it's no country calendar keezy,
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: but thank you. Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, I was what.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: I watched a movie in the hotel before the show today,
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: which I equally recommend. How much did that cost you?
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: It was fifteen ninety nine? Their Nogi, The Loin.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: King, Thelloin King, The Loin King?
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Is that the one that Elton John Nona out and
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Don he wrote music for it, Elton Tom Yeah, yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: I didn't watch all of it, to be honest, probably
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: about five minutes and that was that was all I needed.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: So that's the one with the coon of my tatars.
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah, my ta yeah yeah yeah, that's the one.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: I watched the movie as well, Jason did.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good fellas, good Fellas Good Fellas.
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I watched that for.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: About ten minutes. Yeah, who's there?
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Who's in that? Who's in there? That's a great question, Moogie,
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: thank you for that. What's the name of the guy
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: with the weird voice a little frightening Joe?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, no, Joe Pashi.
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: It was going so well, Yeah, it fell off.
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: It did be a Rocky.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Bed on it as well. That's a character from Rocky
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: that was making sense. It tells him.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: I did actually watch Country Calendar last night when I
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: got home.
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: I was home late, needed to wind down. Oh yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: It was an episode about a family that were growing cherries.
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: Using elec Yeah, yeah, you know, another cherry.
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: How many of those episodes are cheery based?
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: For this season five, last season three, twenty two, seven,
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: twenty one, I highly recommend it.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: You should watch that.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: In fact, I would go on a lemon say, if
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: you could be in Country Calendar, you would not need
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: to act in any other TV show. Ever, it is
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: so underrated. You have to check it out seriously, Jason,
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: you would agree with me. It's my second time watching
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: it through it is magnificent.
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: Who else? Who else was in Good Fellas? What's the
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: name of it. What's the name of the mat? Here's
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: Aerosmith who gives a ship?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: The Urdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Kisey Cheer.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: System of a down there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Now at the beginning of the show today we had
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: a big show Big Pole and the big Pole was
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Nana Naps.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Yes or no sorry?
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Jason, We doing the Big Pole.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, we are the big Pole and the big
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Pole was Nana Naps Yes or no sorry?
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: Jason? We doing the big Pole?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely doing the Big Pole. Keys Big Pole.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Because they made the pin Actually that we came down
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: here to backbone country where the men and women work
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: hard every day in the fields and you know, and
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: around the city at the car lots and all that
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: sort of stuff from six in the morning till six
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: at nine.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: That's a lie.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: They've been here since fall on. The show just took
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: the day after night. It was ago and you too.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: We flew down here at nine in the morning.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: We got to the hotel at ten thirty and YouTube
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: soft I won't say what I was going to say.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: Both had in and apps for an hour and a half,
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: which is just profetic and humiliated.
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: Well, that's right, and I take your point there, Jase.
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: But for me, I had a terrible sleep last night,
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: and you know, I sort of looked at you were
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: on the plane together, and you have been in a
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: her a mood all day, an absolute horror of a mood,
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: and I thought, well, I can't be like Jase. I've
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: got to be a bit professional.
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: Have a powering app, as I call it, not an
• 54:39
  Speaker 8: our half, recharges the batteries and I'm branding you now
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: been firing on all cylinders.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bit of a.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: I didn't have an excuse. Yeah, yeah, I had a good.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Sleep last night.
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: I'm just tired. I just I just got a question
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: for you, though, Chase.
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, So what's there percentages here for you to
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: admit that now naps or power naps are actually a
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: device used by backbones day in and day out in
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: this great nation of hours? What percentage are we looking
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: at here for you to change your mind and for
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: you to apologize for your position on the map.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: Look, I don't have any acceptable number for it. As
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: I say, I'm a massive backbone, I say enough number
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: for god, I just said a number I don't accept
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: any anyone saying yes, because.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: What you're doing here is trying to hit your bits
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: and when regardless, let's just say a number.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be surprised if it was fifty fifty, right, Okay?
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: What about this? Would you give me?
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Since you want to give you that?
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: Sixty forty? What about seventy thirty to know in favor
• 55:41
  Speaker 7: of right? No, that's way too high. What about sixty five?
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I'll go seventy thirty?
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: Seventy thirty so high? It was eighty three percent in
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: favor of naps. All right, howdy Jade, eighty three percent
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: of people love a app All right, there you go,
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: So we'll have an apology from you. There, you've got
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: the music, the yeah. If you can just fire off
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: the the apology music.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: There'll be absolutely no apology.
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: No, the music's playing.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Come on, how many people in this room haven't in
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: a nats.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: To everyone?
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I'm done with the ship man. You guys do the show.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: in four on Radio Hoarchy.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: We'll there you go your mad bar sards.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: That's us done and dusted for your A Thursday evening
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: there were what a special treat it's been fellas to
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: get down to the Naki again and hang out with
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: all these backbones at Shining Pet Brewery.
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: Of course, you know this is the first place that
• 56:49
  Speaker 8: we ever did and I be one of these live
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: events Joey j Keasey. Yeah, it was great then and
• 56:55
  Speaker 8: it's been a bloody river today it has. You know,
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: we've done our job here. There are a bunch of
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: absolute negative backbones here that will be sitting home to
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: their partners and there's been a little bit of check keasy.
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: There's been a young fella come up here and ask
• 57:09
  Speaker 8: you out on a little bit of a date. I
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: want you to wants to take you out to one
• 57:13
  Speaker 8: of the local strip joints.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: He said.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: He said, good looking fella, Great looking fella. He said,
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: we'll go to the strip club. There's four girls. Yeah,
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: and I thought that was like a bad thing. He
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: was like, no, that's good for Tananaki. That's like really good.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: So I'll probably just go home to the old hotel
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: there and watch another movie.
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: But if you've been listening to the South Island and you.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Want to taste the beautiful the nectar of the Gods,
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: that is Shining Peak. They've opened a post office down
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: in christ Church, Sumner there where you can hit along
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: a post.
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: I've taken over one of the.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Old post offices right Shining Peak, So if you're in
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: christ Church you can go along while it's opening on
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Christmas Day.
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: You can go along and taste it.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Then a big shout out by the way to Brothers Inc.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Gary has been tattoing like a madman the entire day.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: You want a massive back he has been NonStop.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: Backbone tattoos, my wife tattoos. It's been NonStop. He's up
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: to number ten and the que is still forming.
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: So yeah, it's gonna be on the bogles with the
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: kind of humans that are keen to get these tattoos.
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: But God bless you all. That's right.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Big shout out to everyone at the Tatoo and Art
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Festival happening this weekend down here in Taranaki, one of
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: the biggest in the Southern Hemisphere. If you're into your tats,
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: if you love tats like I do, get along to
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: the festival.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: If you missed out this year, make sure you come
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: down next year. Yeah, well you actually promised.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Actually, Keys, what is this to get a tat at
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: the at the pub here today, shining Pete, what are
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: you gonna run with?
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Is that a good idea?
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: By the way, Yeah, that seems to me like a
• 58:46
  Speaker 8: binding referendum. Yeah, let's get into a binding referendum.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll get backbone tatooed on my forehead. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: what did you tell you're happy now?
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Man, it doesn't