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#317 We Don't BRITAIN'S ALT PRIME MINISTER the Same with Natalie Balmain and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up and good morning. Thank you so much everybody for tuning in and
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  patiently waiting for the show to start. We are not that crazy late today,
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  but we are still just tad just a tad bit, you know what
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  I'm saying. However, though, thank you everybody who is watching on Patreon
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  so so yeah, just what does it make sure you guys subscribe to the
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  Patreon And with that being said, I had to spend an extra day that
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  was not affiliated to this with this joke. But but ironically, at this
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  podcast, he doesn't talk at all. He doesn't talk at all, Like
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  it's just like yes, Predict, no Predict, and it's just that's it.
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  I have never seen him more quiet. It's like like I have never
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  seen that quiet. I'm talking about the Predict podcast. Yeah, there's no
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  mic on me. I'm the producer. I'm taking care of you guys.
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  I had to hear you talk about Japan again. Yes, I know,
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  Yes, I know, I know. That's what literally was the point of
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  the podcast. But I was there and there I was like, I could
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  have told your story. I was like, he took a ship out of
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  dope ass bathroom. The people were super nice. I'm just working with them.
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  Yeah, but it's been what four days in a row? Yeah,
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  that's that's that's too much, Exavier, Yeah, too much. He's going
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  four days in a row and I don't even know if we should go to
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  the Dirty game tomorrow. I'm not gonna go to the dirty I don't know.
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  I don't go to Carson. It smells funny the fucking uh yeah fan
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  base, No, No, I'm just not saying that the city smells funny.
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  They have a sewage problem. Oh you're talking about the whole city.
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  Yes, that's why whoter removed from there. I thought you were just this
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  in galaxy who who removed from there? Because it stinks? Yeah, like
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  it fucking stinks like the team, Yeah, like the team right, much
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  like the team? Um? Also, what up? Rox? Hampson,
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  who will not be doing the clothes out today because we all got stuff to
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  do, and we will be ending the show just the tab it early,
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  just because we all got places to be today. Ta's a busy day.
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  I'm not sure if I'm gonna be at Cushtock, but I might make my
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  way up there, depending on how long I gotta take wherever I'm gonna go.
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  Um, Ray, what's going on? What's good morning y'all? Good
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  morning Ray? And what is it? Um? What is it? Let's
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  welcome our guest. First of all, I'm not gonna call your Instagram name,
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  can't give me that's my real name. This isn't some gay man ship.
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  Well, let's welcome the one and only Miss Balmaine all the way from
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  the UK. So UK the same as Britain. Yeah, it's the same
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  shit. Okay, I just I thought it was separate. Yeah, oh
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  sorry, yes you can. I can move it now. Now, what
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  is it for everybody that doesn't really know? Give it? To give everybody
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  some context. You come from a show out there that I didn't know.
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  This was a thing I didn't know that you could take. Like It's like
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  if we took the presidential election and put it on TV, which we kind
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  of do, but like let people vote. Listen, we just see,
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  we figured what better way than making a reality show out of politics. Britain's
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  alter is an alternative, So yeah, we would. We did a show
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  called Make Me Prime Minister. It was the first series and you know,
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  we were putting people twelve candidates through that the paces political paces to find Britain's
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  alternative prime minister, an alternative being like like, is this like a whole
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  like a parody thing, or is this being seriously taken by the government.
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  No, it's not being serious, Like nothing's being seriously taken by our government.
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  They don't take us seriously right now, Like this is they're doing the
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  same shit. But this is like as a show where like this, this
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  is what the people would want. Just yeah, you know what, Like
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  I keep telling people this. More people voted for me than voted for Britain's
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  actual prime minister because his party just put him in. We have a party
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  system, so the party can change leaders as many times as they want.
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  It's not a presidential thing like you guys have, so they put a whole
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  new leader in. No one in the country voted for him, but we
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  had a public vote in the final so more people voted for me to be
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  You guys had a queen. What the isn't that when the queen? Like,
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  what the fuck is going on? Because we have one thing, the
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  president. The queens are a novelty or the king. Now they're not.
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  They're not. What does that? They don't they don't do shit. They're
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  just like Biden. They're like a decoration. They got they got less.
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  They come with that house, dude, they come with that house. We
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  pay for them, you know, the taxpayers pay for them. They just
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  drained the country. They're supposedly a novelty, right they claim make you guys
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  look good. Yeah, they claim that they bring him more more money than
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  they cast in tourism and stuff. That's bullshit, that's bullshit. They're just
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  a decoration. The government we have, um, we have a party system.
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  So that's because we have a royal family. We don't but we don't
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  vote for a person. We vote for a party. And when the party
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  gets in, that's them in for their term. And like I said,
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  they can change leaders as many times as they want in that time, and
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  you might get a leader who comes in and they're saying, like, the
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  current these current people, they don't represent the country, they don't represent people.
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  They're talking bullshit, and and people are upset about it. So I'm
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  just saying, you know what, why why don't we talk about a presidential
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  system if everybody feels like that, If you're upset, let's talk about it.
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  Let's talk about getting rid of the royal family. I mean, what
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  would that house be used for? Are you guys gonna do what we do
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  here and just turn it into an apartment complex? Yeah? Probably, because
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  that's like, what do you guys have that problem out there? Yeah?
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  That's a whole different conversation though, isn't it. That's talking about corporations running
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  the world. I just like it just pushes me off there. We can't
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  have no history building because the moment they get that license is up. Hey
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  we're gonna put sixteen apartments here, right, And I'm just like, bro,
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  like, we don't need no more people. I guess who owns the
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  shell companies that owns all those apartments, that is making all the money,
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  those same people. Can you visit the castle or whatever that is? Are
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  you guys allowed to go on there? Yeah? You can? You can
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  visit Windsor Castle and not bucking In Palace because unless you get invited, that's
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  the one where they do all the like, you know, the one they
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  live in. Actually they actually live in Windsor Castle in a small part of
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  it, and you can visit Windsor Castle, but bucking In Palace that's when
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  they do the you know, knighting people and the big events. You know
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  the house, yeah right, all the pump, all that stuff. But
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  it's just, yeah, it's nonsense. It doesn't make any sense. I
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  don't think it makes I don't think the British people. Listen, the royal
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  family believe this is genuine. They believe they're anointed by God to rule over
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  us. Right, they're not just did you? But there is kind of
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  some truth to that though. There are the Chosen people though. No,
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  they're just the descendants of the most bloodthirstiest people in the last battle. That's
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  what it is. They're they're just sentence of the person who won the last
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  big fucking war in the country from the Crown. That's it. That's it.
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  I watched the Crown. I feel like I get it all. It's
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  totally true, it's all. It's a documentary. I find it very hard
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  when somebody gets really invested, like somebody that has nothing to do with It's
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  like when I see some lady at the laundry man who's like has like five
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  kids watching, Like, oh my god, it's a beautiful came I turn
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  that shit off, bro. Like we live in fucking America. Bro,
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  Like you're watermullin, what the fuck are you doing? I love this because
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  I love I spent a lot of time here, and I love when I
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  come over here and I see Americans getting more excited about the Royal family than
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  British people. I'm like, didn't you guys trying to escape us, Like
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  it wasn't that the whole point you were trying to get away from this ship.
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  And now you're you're all going on about royal babies and royal weddings.
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  So we don't give a fucking England. But if you guys don't give a
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  fuck that out there eating babies and little people, know, we give a
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  fuck about that, Give a fuck about what Prince Andrew movement up to.
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  Yeah he was on an island. Yeah the people. The people didn't get
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  trying to let you know that the general population didn't give a fun with the
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  baby was purple white or fucking black, It doesn't fucking matter, bro,
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  Like I would imagine the UK that you guys still have that. Please don't
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  say racist shit at the soccer games. Oh like we have the we have
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  the anti racism arm bands and you know, people will get will get in
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  trouble. Fans will get banned from games if they're like shouting racist stuff at
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  players and stuff like we take that stuff seriously. Well, you know we
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  do, because at some point that wasn't very freely due there was free range
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  and then they know you have they did you have to throw bananas at the
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  soccer players they made They made a soccer player cry because of that, bro,
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  they made it. Don't cry because of that. Some people still do,
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  but they'll they'll get banned now from games. Englis's got the rowdiest crowd,
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  the hooligans who as the funk around. If you know that, they
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  literally they don't fight each other and they're not they don't even have own guns.
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  They're literally there the brawl. They'll brawl one team versus another and they'll
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  meet up in an alley and they're like I go for man, you I
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  go for talteham. Now let's brawl it out and don't just fight. Yeah,
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  they loved it. Is this is this really true? Yeah yeah yeah,
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  No football hooligans like it's like a gang. Yeah yeah, it's a
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  gag. It's gang warfare. Yeah yeah, Oh it's intens bro and they'll
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  go like during the World cups of hooligans will follow England and they'll harass other
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  like France and stuff like they've known have been kicked out of like the World
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  guds kicked out so many countries. Yeah, they England don't work around.
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  They love soccer. Do you guys have football author rugby? Wait, we
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  have rugby, which is kind of similar to American football, but we don't
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  wear any padding, so has America. There's no helmets, there's no padding
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  that they're just broad going in. It's the same rules, kind of same
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  basically. I always wondered that, like it always seemed like hella interesting to
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  to. I always like they never had it out here, like they had
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  it in some schools, But I always thought the rules were different. But
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  you know, football without padding sounds like a great way to get a concussion.
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  It's less dangerous, it's more dangerous. There are guys breaking their necks
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  regularly and dying on the rugby, so so I would I would that I
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  kind of disagree because like, oh no, but there's backs that people get
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  less hurt. You're not cut out for it, Bro, I wouldn't,
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  maybe statistically because if you've got padding on, maybe that you had harder you
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  had had someone with the helmet is gonna go hit harder. Yeah, then
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  without a helmet, you're not gonna hit someone, just like their players are
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  also not three hundred and fifty pounds. Bro, that's like a cow running
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  you over. Bro. Yeah, yeah, you guys are big. Just
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  like in boxing, if you were the gloves, you're more prone to get
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  concussions than bare knuckle. You'll just get more cuts. It's more like you'll
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  bleed more. But you're not gonna hitting your head every with the box.
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  It's just not trust me. It's in rugby there's less concussions. I mean,
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  I do believe there's more broken bones. Yeah, we've definitely had.
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  Even in the last couple of years, a couple of players you've died,
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  you know, of a broken neck from the scrum. That's always been one
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  of my biggest fears. Like breaking your neck. Yeah, I thought exercise
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  was supposed to be good feet a homey up broke his neck and but he's
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  fine now, you know, he's he survived. But damn that Yeah,
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  it sounds scary as shit. Dude, what doing clip clip diving? Oh
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  damn. I had a cousin who was in a car accident, bro,
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  and he like he was it was it was fucked up. Bro. I
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  remember, I want to go visit this fool, right, And this was
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  like one of my older cousins. And he had like this big ass fucking
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  fucking like big fucking two story looking thing and he had to hold his head
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  in a position because if he fell asleep and moved it, this motherfucker would
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  die, like it was a certain way. And I was just like and
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  he and it was sad. Bro. I just remember like going and I'm
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  just like and I just remember I was like, remember we did cocaine and
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  you're fucking like Mom's house when she was out from Vegas, and like,
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  you know what, we were talking about this stuff and he's just like nothing
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  could cheer this guy out. But I could understand because like he just all
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  he had to do was just sit in a fucking chair for months, dude,
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  And I could imagine that would have fucking suck, bro and like breaking
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  your neck bro, like because you you, if you fall asleep and straight
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  away your your bones are either gonna start healing that way and you're gonna fucking
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  grow up to be a fucking deformed as motherfucker, or like, you broke
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  it severely enough where you can die because it's connected to that part of the
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  vertebraine where you're just gonna be like, hey, the wires kind of plugged
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  into the wall and the socket just came off. Yeah, dude, filaments
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  coming out and ship. Um. Yeah. No, he had to wear
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  the headgear, the neck braced the whole nine. Dude. Have you ever
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  broken a bone? Yeah, I've um hyper extended and fractured my elbow and
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  then I'm you know, concussions don't count, but I've had three of those
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  and then I've torn I only had one of those, and then I when
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  I got hit by a car and I messed up my back a little bit.
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  No, I wasn't through not it was through the car accident that remember
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  when I came in with that eye that was all read. Yeah, it
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  was all full of blood. I couldn't even see out of an eye for
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  a week. Dude. It tripped me out because I had it like I
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  had this eye was full of blood and something I couldn't like it was all
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  pixelated. So and then for a while I was like, damn, is
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  this gonna really stay that way? So I had to wear glasses everywhere just
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  because like everybody would just ask what the fuck up in your eye? And
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  then like eventually went all blood cleared up. Then I started getting my vision
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  back, and I was fucking happy, bro I was because I thought I
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  was like, man, I was like, I got this bloody eye from
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  the life now, like from the stupid cards of it, pink guy for
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  life. No, it was like it was like it was like it was
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  like red red wine eye, broa, Like it was fucking all red.
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  I'm just really stoned on my left side. Yeah, it already affects this
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  part of me, it does. You guys have Mexicans out there. We
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  do, but not in the same way that you guys know we got too
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  much here, but like like like that, like we we dominated. It's
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  like, hey man, there's a hell of a lot of us here.
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  It's like we could use a little bit more diversity, bro Like no,
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  but you know what, we do have some and it's something that that British
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  people really appreciate is Mexican food and we have some very authentic like Barack tacos
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  and stuff like that. We have really good man. What did you say
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  Barack tacos? Like I was the first second, I was like, have
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  you even talking to Xavier? Yeah? English was your first language? Makes
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  no sense, right, So yeah, but we have those in that you
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  know they're authentic because I've had them here had them then to we appreciate the
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  culture. Man, big question, how does it compare to stuff out here?
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  They have? Have you had to have you? How many times have
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  you been out here? I spent a lot of time out here. I'm
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  out here usually like between three and four months a year. Okay, that's
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  I'm trying to I'm trying to move here. Oh no, this is this
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  is my energy. My my game steps up a level when I'm in La
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  Like, my energy steps up a level and I feel appreciated more. That's
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  a really nice thing over here. Have you seen La Rento? I'm just
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  saying like, like, like the people that are born here like look at
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  it. We're like and we look at other states who were like, yeah,
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  look at how comfortable. I know I was looking at likes in Vegas.
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  Yo, you take some serious shit. There's a big difference and it's
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  not that much, but it's just so close. It's like you're putting up
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  with the desert. You get to own your land though, like it's like
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  out of here. It's like, yeah, I get to be as suction
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  day, but I get raped every day by the from it. Yeah,
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  I can't even take a foot off my bed with like the moment I turned
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  the fucking water on, I'm getting text Shit is expensive here as well,
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  just like living day to day it's expensive. I know it's in England.
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  It's a lot cheaper, just like you're talking about like food, I'm talking
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  like yeah about food and just the regular basics living. Yeah, and where
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  I live in Manchester in the North that we have a big North South divide.
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  Yeah, Manchester, like shout out Manchester. London is expensive. Like
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  when I talk to London as about you know, my apartment and where I
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  live and what I can get in Manchester that they'll like nearly crash their cars
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  and London is like the La right, Yeah, London is like it's more
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  like New York. It's more like New York. It's very busy, it's
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  very cluttered, it's very dense, and it's very expensive. But you know,
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  I would say that that's yeah, that's the bit where it's like it's
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  really Manchester is cheap. You know, I can get nice stuff cheap.
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  It's funny coming from Texas out well, Austin, Texas isn't quite so cheap
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  anymore. Um, but it's really good. Like I've had this talk with
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  you know, my wife and a bunch of other people and it's like,
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  damn, like, yeah, we're still in Texas. Probably have a house
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  by now, probably have this, but i'd be stuck in Texas. I
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  would feel like I probably wouldn't be podcasting, but I still have a job.
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  I wouldn't be doing it, you know, I'd have probably a decent
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  job, like I would have like a cookie cutter, fucking i'd have to
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  work with my hands if I lived in Texas. Bro Yeah, a problem.
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  No, I'm not saying it is that, but it's just like,
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  hey man, that I should have got it used to that when I was
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  younger. But then I was like out here, I'm like hold on.
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  Like when I realized, I was like, hold on, I was like,
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  there's jobs like this. I was like, all right, we're gonna
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  aim for this and it will just fall back because it's like it's it's it's
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  a Latino instincts to know how to like do some of the hard labor shit
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  your your parents, if you know, if you got raised right, you
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  you fucking learn how to clean and then do the basics with a with certain
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  tools, you know. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, ultimately, man,
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  I kind of just chalk up the price at LA as the convenience tax
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  of getting to live here by everything. That's That's what it is, and
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  I think that's why I would definitely I would come to LA. I like
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  my energy in LA is good. I feel good, and I'm I'm I'm
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  happy to you know. I've had a lot of live back a little.
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  I've had a lot more happen since I moved out here than thirty years in
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  Texas. Yeah. The thing is, bro, it's like if you're if
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  you're if you're really about your your craft, bro, Like things can happen
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  in one night to the other. Bro, something that like would have taken
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  ages to happen wherever. Like let's say you were at you know what I
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  mean, because you can meet and be right with be with the right people,
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  Uh, you know, in one night. It's like I can see
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  the value in it, the value in it so well. But it's like
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  there's all there's a lot of places that they can have this too, but
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  y'all just gotta have your shit together. You'll just gotta start, and they're
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  working with each other, bro Like, people gotta like not that I'm saying
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  it's all fucking open arms here, but people form their clicks and people find
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  a way, they form a team, and they make it happen. Yes,
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  there's a lot of indifferent indifferences between people here and crowds, but that's
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  just gonna happen anywhere, you know what I mean. It's like you fucking
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  should have known that when you went to school. Yeah, you know what
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  I mean. It's like you're gonna have it. You're having different thoughts and
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  opinions with everybody, but that don't mean that you can't create a hub where
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  you're at. And that's happening with certain cities, like people in Washington are
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  creating their own, like entertainment district. Portland's creating their entertainment district, which
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  is essentially like a baby Hollywood. It's not gonna be the same. I'm
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  not. Yeah, like like, I'm not saying it's gonna be the same.
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  But look, bro, at some point, bro, something's gotta give
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  aside from Hollywood. Bro Like, it's people are gonna get tired of it
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  be getting robbed and coming here with these bums and ship Bro Like, yeah,
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  you gotta be. You gotta take make your Hollywood where it goes.
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  And that's what I feel that other other places kind of lack, like they
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  don't have that drive because they haven't created it. Like La just kind of
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  made itself that way because it was just it's by the coast, you know
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  what I mean. It's a good place to live. People always want to
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  come here to fucking work, and they brought all the industries here, so
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  it became like this hub where you have everything. Only here is one of
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  the rare places where you can start a clothing line in one fucking day if
• 18:56
  you really wanted to. You can go see the guy who digitalizes your fucking
• 19:00
  numerous places downtown. You go buy the shirts and the same fucking day,
• 19:03
  and you fucking get introduced to the or you find another guy who does silk
• 19:07
  sweating in one fucking day. The other thing out here is that everybody that
• 19:11
  really wants to do something strikes while the iron's hot. And I think that's
• 19:15
  what it is like, because I always say, your vibe attracts your tribe,
• 19:18
  right, So it's a collective energy. And I think that there's just
• 19:21
  people with a certain kind of energy just migrate here. I think that's what
• 19:23
  it is. Yeah, they do. It's not made for everybody, though,
• 19:26
  I'll tell you that much. There's a lot of failure out here in
• 19:27
  La too. Yeah, there's a lot of people that they come in here
• 19:30
  happy and and you know what I mean, and LA fucking brings out the
• 19:33
  worst in them, and it's and they're just like, hey man, it's
• 19:36
  like you weren't cut out for it. But you gotta also have to know
• 19:37
  how to say as a person it's time to move on. I also think
• 19:41
  those are some of the people that come out here and expect it to just
• 19:44
  be magical right out the gate. My first very true, very fucking true.
• 19:48
  Yeah, my first two years here, I worked on skid row.
• 19:51
  I fucking like I had a couple of friends and I'd go out every once
• 19:55
  in a while, but the majority of my first two years here was like
• 19:57
  starting over. Like, you know, I wasn't comfortable, just had to
• 20:02
  work all the time, save up, you know, get acclimated and kind
• 20:04
  of get into my group counting change. Dude, you know what I'm saying,
• 20:07
  Like, straight up, I fucking would do that, bro, I
• 20:11
  remember doing that shit. I was like, all right, this is spending
• 20:12
  money. Yeah, And it's like, honestly, right now, this is
• 20:15
  like one of the first years I've actually felt like comfortable in my career.
• 20:21
  It's my creative endeavors and just yeah, overall acclimated to uh, the groove
• 20:26
  of this area. So like I can I can buy sneakers. I can
• 20:30
  do what I want to do with my life now. But sneakers you bought
• 20:33
  like through them tonight today? Yeah, you're sneakers. Texted me in the
• 20:37
  morning, He's like, you you like these? They're not selling out?
• 20:40
  And I was like, you cop one. He's like, cop the couple.
• 20:42
  I was like, so he's living pretty well. Well, you can
• 20:45
  buy more than one sneakers on on a drop on a Saturday. I hope
• 20:48
  my wife's not watching out. It's burned you out, but I will come.
• 20:52
  And I was like, Ron, still pretty good, it's be there
• 20:55
  and be like I was waiting for the value to go out with my boy.
• 20:56
  Yeah, okay, I know we're going on you guys. She just
• 21:08
  found out about the fucking shoes. Yeah, now give me a disclosure and
• 21:12
  be like, yo, like I'm flexing to you, not to the world,
• 21:15
  all right, Because I felt flexed on, I was like, fucking
• 21:18
  I didn't post the gods. Don't feel bad rock. I spent three hundred
• 21:22
  dollars on New Era hats, and I'm not not for me to design on
• 21:26
  just because I was like high on New Era. Did what happened? Yeah,
• 21:30
  I don't feel the same way. I spent three hundred dollars on fucking
• 21:33
  like numerous fucking hats, you know. Yeah, Like, but it's like,
• 21:36
  you know, when I buy hats, it usually blanks. This time
• 21:38
  it wasn't. I was like, oh, I was like this Instagram man
• 21:41
  got me. Yeah yeah, And I just went in there and and I
• 21:44
  just remember, I'm like, I've been looking for I've been looking forward to
• 21:47
  it, but I'm just like, oh man, but you do you feel
• 21:49
  bad because you you've been through it before, but then you also feel at
• 21:52
  a point where you're like, uh, it's not too bad, honest,
• 21:56
  like well you don't necessarily feel it. But then you're like that feel thing
• 22:00
  is fucking weird, bro, because it wasn't always like like I know what
• 22:02
  you mean. When you're like I've been there before, we're like, hey,
• 22:04
  bro, I had to kind of change the fucking Bay bills at some
• 22:06
  point. You go through those shopping spress like like every grop dated always like
• 22:11
  I got, I went on him and the next you know, there's two
• 22:14
  hundred dollars in the in the car and I bought it. It's like three
• 22:17
  fits woman, no clo cheap ho women's clothes. No, it is not
• 22:22
  cheap this grond I know. But you see women's T shirts, they're expensive.
• 22:26
  You're tripping and it depends where you go. There a lot of girls,
• 22:29
  no, obviously there's but you can get cheap women's clothes. You cannot
• 22:32
  get cheap woman like men's clothes. I get cheap men's clothes. If you
• 22:34
  do, what do you mean, Like you're the only one, Like I
• 22:37
  don't huh, yeah, you say you shop at Ross. No, everything
• 22:44
  online pretty price like man stop like a jersey. You don't shop at Rostomo
• 22:47
  a jersey, a hoodie, anything like a pack son. Yeah, but
• 22:49
  you don't shop around. I don't always you were like a spokesman thought you
• 22:55
  I'm joking around. You think this were these Jordans. Everything a wrong.
• 22:57
  I'm just fucking around Youah shop at show him to Jay. I really believe
• 23:00
  that for a second, like these fool knows I don't want rocks like yell.
• 23:04
  I would think the only thing that you don't shop at Ross was just
• 23:07
  the jerseys. Like I'm like every sweater and there certain t shirts. I
• 23:11
  just thought, I'm like, hey, bro, you live by the fancy
• 23:14
  Ross, which is the Glendow One. Armenians don't shop there. They're rich.
• 23:17
  It just goes for me on Mexican, I don't know. I mean
• 23:19
  I I had the Ross man ain't no shame. No, I'm not.
• 23:22
  I do too. I'm just but he was like a stealers. He literally
• 23:26
  says every outfit of yours. Now, I'm just got the blue lighter,
• 23:29
  the Blue Jays. Yeah, he is a Ross spokesperson. No, I'm
• 23:33
  just saying I feel like women's clothes way cheaper than men's clothes. I think
• 23:37
  it depends where you shot. No, no, obviously, but if you
• 23:38
  don't like to like fashion Nova, if you see Fashion Nova prices, I'm
• 23:41
  like, oh my god, like you can get the girls will get fashion.
• 23:45
  It's not the same though, and the prices don't have to say of
• 23:48
  that stuff. Yeah that's I don't know, man, Like I don't think
• 23:52
  women's clothes is cheap or like at all, Like when you really look about
• 23:56
  it, like if women like I get it when you're a certain age,
• 24:00
  you don't care where you're gonna wear it. But like as women get older,
• 24:03
  it's it becomes about quality period, bro. And it's just like women
• 24:07
  kind of like they look at fashion as an investment. It's like, hey,
• 24:10
  I'm gonna wear this piece, Like when I when my girl buys something
• 24:12
  that shit is difficult for her to make a choice, bro. And it's
• 24:15
  not because of the money, Like the money's not even a factor in it.
• 24:18
  It's just the investment into the outfit. Like it's just like how many
• 24:22
  times am I gonna wear this? Like yeah, it's this gonna look at
• 24:26
  So it's like they don't really care about about the money. The money factor.
• 24:30
  It just looks cheaper than you because it's so much little clothe like you
• 24:36
  look at like you'll get jewelry. They're jewelry is so fucking cheap. And
• 24:40
  yeah, she said, obviously there's fancy jewelry. But I'm saying that you
• 24:41
  can literally create a Coachella outfit for like fifteen bucks. Yeah when you're nineteen
• 24:45
  to shopping forever twenty one. Yeah, but it's section today. But I'm
• 24:52
  saying it's a one time you. So I'm not saying it's I think yeah,
• 24:53
  I mean definitely though there's a whole lot of girls you buy stuff,
• 24:56
  yeah, stuff for like one word to. They're one word to, first
• 25:00
  of all, and guys can't do that, Like there's no such thing as
• 25:02
  a one word. It's just a bigger market for girls because they know girls
• 25:04
  are going to be bigger shoppers. So there's a just I just think there's
• 25:07
  a range starting at under anything understood deals a fashioned Noba, it's wild fashion
• 25:14
  Nova is cheap, though, find me a Dude's a dude store at least
• 25:17
  anywhere that's kind of cool like this, I'm not saying woman but that's not
• 25:19
  quality clothing, bro, It's it's like time. Where is what I'm trying
• 25:22
  to being shown women's fashion sites by dudes? Are you being man explained women's
• 25:26
  fashion. I'm not saying I don't barely know this site. I'm like amazed.
• 25:32
  I'm being like, I'm being taught women's fashion by dude. Yeah,
• 25:36
  I'm telling you right here, I'm not telling you women's fash I'm telling you
• 25:37
  women's deals. You know you can, you know you can transition into a
• 25:41
  women if you want cheaper clothing, dude, it is cheaper California. There's
• 25:47
  so many resources where you can just do it. Just how you can start
• 25:49
  a clothing in the day, you can get it done in two days.
• 25:52
  I support you, thank you. Yes, you want cheaper clothing, dude,
• 25:55
  go ahead, dude for cheaper clothing. I would. I'm just say,
• 25:59
  you're all right, let's get it going. I'm just saying I don't
• 26:02
  mind, like like, I look at my clothing as an investment too.
• 26:04
  But at the same time, I'm like, hey, bro, if I
• 26:07
  gotta pay this much, I'm a word. A few times. There is
• 26:10
  such a thing as a one time fucking wear type thing, But I'm also
• 26:12
  going to get my money back. I reset a lot of my shit.
• 26:17
  So it's like it's like I just don't fucking go to good Will. He's
• 26:18
  like, here, take all his money. I work my ass off for
• 26:21
  you know what I mean. It's like, no, Bro, It's like,
• 26:22
  if I'm gonna buy me in like a cool quality sweater, I'm gonna
• 26:25
  at least get my fucking cost on it back instead of a profit, or
• 26:27
  at least half of what I spent on it, you know what. Like,
• 26:32
  because men's clothing, I do get it. It's a lot more fabric,
• 26:33
  Bro, women's clothing. It's women are smaller by nature, you know
• 26:37
  what I mean. Like they're just just smaller beings. Dude, I'd be
• 26:41
  scared if women were as big as me generalistic, like just normally or just
• 26:45
  in jet I'm sorry, in general, just like if this is the average
• 26:48
  size of a check, I'd be like, damn, Bro, that's scary.
• 26:51
  He'd feels safe in her arms if I was exercise and like all snuggled
• 26:59
  up and warm and say yeah, a little spoon. There's like a whole
• 27:03
  there's a whole subculture of guys who love that ship. Isn't that like my
• 27:07
  wife is guys. Oh yeah, I like, you know, I like
• 27:11
  guys that bigger than me. I don't like to feel like a great big
• 27:14
  oath, but I mean I've seen those guys. He's like the who are
• 27:18
  into the female body belts and stuff. You've seen those guys. That's gotta
• 27:21
  be like the roughest hand job ever. I mean, or because the callous
• 27:26
  ship bro. Like I'm like, yo, come on, no, if
• 27:30
  you live weights, bro, no matter what, like that fucking shit's gonna
• 27:34
  start developing, you know, like all the all the fucking ripped for your
• 27:37
  pleasure, baby, and it's all cut and busted. Every used to have
• 27:42
  a female trainer, bro. She she didn't give me. She did not
• 27:45
  give me a hand job. Okay. I just and I just remember when
• 27:48
  I would say hi to her like and I would just you know, shake
• 27:51
  her hand sometimes and and uh you know what I mean, like I would
• 27:53
  fit and I would just be like, damn. Bit. It's like why
• 27:56
  she is a trainer for because that was the person that would be up at
• 28:00
  fucking eight like I'm sorry, like sixty five. I mean, she's gonna
• 28:04
  herself do it yourself. I don't know. It was free with the gym,
• 28:07
  but then I was going to at that time, hold on, I've
• 28:11
  always skipped on passing. It's usually the persons usually never fit. Well,
• 28:15
  let me tell you, Yeah, I'm signed up to gym membership. The
• 28:18
  person that she spits around it like she could outlive you sessions with me,
• 28:25
  and I'm like, bro, you're not even yoke like. I'm not getting
• 28:27
  a gym membership from full That isn't yo. Yeah, that's your experience.
• 28:30
  I know That's what I'm saying. Then for you to get it with the
• 28:33
  female, I for sure wouldn't work out with it. It was fucking free.
• 28:37
  If you need a good trainer, quick plug my friend Eric Rock you
• 28:41
  can train me. See would like a guy to train. He's one of
• 28:48
  that bi agents. So what you prefer is guys to train here, dude,
• 28:52
  I prefer to get motivational tips from a buff guy, then a guy
• 28:56
  that looks like me. If I'm gonna want to get buff, dude,
• 29:00
  would you get tips from Lizzo? She's not a fitness instruct but you don't
• 29:03
  want to look like her. And the guy at the gym wasn't a fitness
• 29:06
  instructor. He just works there. Let me tell you the person that the
• 29:08
  person that was training me, she had done like she does all these like
• 29:11
  girl competitions. Then she had like one all this shit. So I'm like,
• 29:15
  I'm like, all right, cool. I was like, this is
• 29:15
  free. I was a super person, A six forty five. You know,
• 29:18
  how to do some good cardios, to do some weight, cool,
• 29:21
  let's run it. I don't know. I'm just saying this bitch with liftwaite
• 29:23
  dog getting back to my point before we got with your stupid toxicity. You
• 29:27
  know what I'm saying, What is it like? Like she used to have
• 29:30
  the roughest fucking hands, bro, And I'm just like she was a small
• 29:34
  ass girl. But I'm just like, yo, it's like shaking a rake's
• 29:37
  hand. Bro. Like I was just like yo, you know, but
• 29:41
  that's gotta work for somebody. You know, the nails, you know,
• 29:45
  like back scratches. Imagine that, dude, that's like a whole minute of
• 29:48
  just like scratching your back. She didn't even have to do this. I'm
• 29:52
  just saying, it's all about perspective, right, looking at the positive.
• 29:55
  You know what? I like that you know like that well when it's funny,
• 29:57
  is I gotta put vasidly to make that hand sock? And I'm just
• 30:02
  it's all I'm saying. It's like you put lotion in your hand as you
• 30:04
  go to shake her head. You fucking you gotta use rhino elotion. Dude,
• 30:07
  you ever seen a rhino skin? Rhino? Yeah, you gotta.
• 30:11
  It's gotta be a lotion like that for people with rough hasts cream. What's
• 30:17
  funny is y'all talk about small dudes chasing big girls. That was me,
• 30:21
  Like my wife is the smallest person I've ever been with, and it's it's
• 30:23
  you know, she's I think she's beautiful. Uh but you know it's the
• 30:27
  personality that locked it in. But it's just before that, I was definitely
• 30:30
  just like I don't know, equal opportunists there you go, not discriminating,
• 30:36
  you know. I mean I definitely had boundaries and like preferences and do you
• 30:42
  mean like relationship, I mean like not Norbert no, but like I definitely
• 30:48
  was with some big girls, like where you like the Holy red Eyes red
• 30:52
  Eyes, like red Eye red Eye likes them thick bro Hey, you know
• 30:55
  what, And that's my thing is like when I was growing up, like
• 30:57
  he always shows up with a golden dog, Like I think it's I think
• 31:02
  it's because of what I was. Yeah, I think it's because it was
• 31:06
  what I was raised around in San Antonio before I moved to Austin cornt Out.
• 31:14
  There a lot of corn fat booty out there, and so fucking ray,
• 31:19
  I wish you had a mic. Okay, now I'm glad you don't.
• 31:23
  Oh but now I was gonna say, uh, long story short,
• 31:26
  Yeah, I just I was I knew more, bigger girls, and so
• 31:30
  I was just kind of into that by default. And then uh, then
• 31:34
  I started doing modeling back in Texas, and you know, eventually met my
• 31:38
  wife nice, and then you moved out here. You're like, yeah,
• 31:41
  all the girls are smaller or the general population. Yeah, it's a good
• 31:47
  portion. Yeah, but I don't have buyers or more so I'm happy,
• 31:51
  Like my bed doesn't squeak no more. You know what, I'm not gonna
• 31:56
  make any jokes because her dad might be watching this episode. I said that,
• 32:00
  all right, shout out to Hi Hi Van. You know you know,
• 32:12
  yeah Vin is a cool dude. He's such an inspirational guy. How
• 32:15
  does that happen? Like you did you know your lady. No, no,
• 32:19
  this is actually our first time meeting in person. Van is just imagine
• 32:23
  just a Golden Retriever and as jacked, just a full person with a with
• 32:30
  a really nice smile, with a really warm smile, really beautiful smile.
• 32:34
  Yeah like that, you were losing it over the retriever thing. Man.
• 32:39
  I got did not expect someone to say, like, a Golden Retriever is
• 32:44
  my jest mind, Like, I want to know how if someone said,
• 32:45
  yo, can you describe that or you would you be like, he's like
• 32:47
  your picture, an annoying boodle. I was gonna say, don't shut the
• 32:53
  fuck up. It's like a greyhounds. It looks good, just leaps a
• 33:00
  lot and got bad breath. I just didn't expect you to fucking a Golden
• 33:07
  Retriever to come fucking compliment, to come out. Oh man, no,
• 33:09
  but that's a huge great Goldenrievers the best dogs out there. They're great,
• 33:15
  they're great dogs. They're great dogs, very happy, very in your face,
• 33:17
  and like I want to know you, but didn't. I don't want
• 33:22
  to Golden Retriever pet. Man. Uh, that's too much energy. It's
• 33:25
  a lot of energy, and it's because yeah, her dad will come out
• 33:29
  and like I'll like train for like like literally go to the gym for like
• 33:31
  two weeks and like try to get my energy up, trying to get my
• 33:35
  stammin up because that dude goes. Does he drink? Oh? Man,
• 33:39
  do you smoke? He's not against any of it. Like he'll go out
• 33:44
  to the bar with all of us and like hang out with us. But
• 33:46
  no he's not from Texas. Um, but he'll yeah, he'll hang out
• 33:52
  with us. Um, you think he'd get high and not Like if you
• 33:55
  sat here and talked one day, probably I think you have a hand.
• 34:00
  I think we should have him on on this. Hey, n next time
• 34:02
  you're out, baby, do it. Honestly, he's the most inspirational person.
• 34:07
  You just can't help but love Van. Seriously, how'd you meet his
• 34:09
  dad? I mean so basically going back years before I even did the show.
• 34:15
  I went viral in twenty seventeen for I brought out clothing line for type
• 34:21
  one diabetics. It was aimed making their lives easier. Didn't have to go
• 34:23
  to the toilet to an injection. They had like zips. Imagine like the
• 34:27
  bad video by my projection, the middle of the zips on things I made
• 34:30
  outfits like that and the zips open to skin to good prices people. Yeah,
• 34:34
  but you know it was it was a little thing. It was a
• 34:36
  little thing I was doing by hand. Anyway, it went viral. Um,
• 34:39
  Barack Obama started following me on Twitter. Oh that's the big Yeah,
• 34:50
  give you that one again. I have no Yeah, Tom Cruise as well,
• 34:55
  bizarrely even bigger shout out shout out to TC. He follows me on
• 35:01
  Twitter still, and I got I got a tweet from Chelsea Clinton as well,
• 35:05
  So thank you, squad squad. She shared my interview on your Twitter.
• 35:20
  So I've got to say thank you for that because I probably to talk
• 35:25
  shit on her. But but yeah, so ban I guess started following me
• 35:35
  on social media because of that, and then I started seeing his post and
• 35:37
  I was like, like, I should be following this dude because just the
• 35:40
  stuff he posts about life and his thoughts and he's an excellent writer. Um,
• 35:45
  this is your father in law. Yeah yeah, And so I I
• 35:49
  started engaging with his post because I was like, this guy is he's he's
• 35:52
  positive. Man. Can't you can't help but be your wife's dad? How
• 35:55
  many shows have you been on? Him. We're barely finding them about your
• 35:59
  your following being this badass. Oh, because he's wholesome. Wholesome doesn't come
• 36:02
  up on this program very often. Yeah, yeah, no, no,
• 36:09
  I I rant and rave about him. Man, He's the reason I got
• 36:12
  my four kevlar vest. If we want to talk about some badass shit,
• 36:15
  like, hey, this is bad as well as wholesome. You know that
• 36:20
  Guyle from Street Fighter kind of but no hair, but like, uh,
• 36:25
  I'll send you guys a link. Uh he did. Uh. He took
• 36:29
  us to the Imperial Dunes where they shot Return of the Jedi scenes, and
• 36:34
  I did a remix of the Mandalorian song and we went out there like six
• 36:37
  am, and he dressed up in this fucking gnarly outfit to kind of look
• 36:39
  like a bounty hunter because Mandalorian, and um, yeah, I'll send you
• 36:45
  guys a copy of that. But yeah, you'll see he's he looks badass.
• 36:49
  He's got guns, like love shooting on the range and all this stuff.
• 36:52
  Like he's just a he's a good old mountain boy. It's like Cooke
• 36:55
  Norrish. Yeah. Yeah. Like and like I was saying, I try
• 37:00
  to train myself to be ready to hang with this dude, and I'm tapped
• 37:05
  in the first day. Like I mean like all like rally and like keep
• 37:07
  going out. But like I tried to work out with him one time and
• 37:10
  we literally just did calisthenics, no actual like weights, and I was sore
• 37:15
  and like weird places on my body from doing different exercises. And because this
• 37:20
  dude just hits everything. Like he's not like giant but Jesus Christ, like
• 37:23
  you would look at him and you're like, nah, I'm not gonna fight.
• 37:25
  No. Yeah, but I'm out here a lot. So I've caught
• 37:30
  up with Van wailoping out here and and then he introduced me to Rock So
• 37:37
  he's like, you should bring her on the show. Sometimes I think she's
• 37:38
  coming out your way, Like yeah, fuck it, let's do it.
• 37:42
  Yeah, Yeah, shout out to vantefully we have him on the show.
• 37:47
  Yeah, next time Van's back in town, man, we'll bring him one.
• 37:52
  He's a lot of fun, He's got a lot to say. So
• 37:53
  how did the whole show end up? The whole the whole whole thing end
• 37:57
  up? Like, how did you end up on that whole situation? The
• 38:00
  great thing about the show was I always said I've been in entertainment. I've
• 38:05
  trained as an actor. I work in the music industry, but I always
• 38:07
  said I'd never do reality TV. It just wasn't my thing. But an
• 38:12
  ad came up. I've got a younger brother with Casey, so shout out
• 38:15
  to my younger brother. He saw the ad for this show and it said
• 38:19
  can you do a better job than our politicians? And he just screenshot it
• 38:22
  and he sent it to me in a text. He said with three words,
• 38:24
  he just wrote, go, go go. So I was like.
• 38:29
  I sat on it for a couple of days and I was like, you
• 38:30
  know what, no harm in applying it seems different, it seems serious.
• 38:34
  Or I put in an application and they rang me the next day and they
• 38:37
  were like, can we can we interview you? Can you come down?
• 38:40
  And it just happened so quickly. Next thing I know, I was down
• 38:43
  in London with eleven other people who were good. There were people who actually,
• 38:46
  you know, worked in politics and stuff like I hadn't. I was
• 38:49
  just some opinionated girl from Manchester thought I could do it. And we did
• 38:58
  everything. We did that homeless brom we did. We We've got all kinds
• 39:04
  of problems. We've got listen to the UK's fucked right now. But at
• 39:07
  the time. The crazy thing was at the time that we made the show,
• 39:09
  Boris Johnson was still Prime Minister. By the time that we finished filming
• 39:15
  the show and it was being edited, there was a Liszt Trust, another
• 39:17
  Prime Minister, and by the time the show came out we had a third
• 39:20
  Prime minister. They still happened in a few months last day if you remember,
• 39:22
  So this was we were really fucked um and yeah, I went on
• 39:28
  the show and I just didn't want to be the first person to get kicked
• 39:30
  off right Like, I was like, just don't be the first person.
• 39:32
  But we did. We did challenges that were like policy development, We did
• 39:37
  live debates in front of audience, we did international crisis management. And I
• 39:40
  was just so happy because my team were the team that didn't drop a missile
• 39:44
  on Omar. I'm serious. The other team dropped an imaginary missile on Omar
• 39:47
  because of a Yeah. So I was like, yeah, we thought we'd
• 39:52
  done bad, and then we heard that they'd done that and we were like,
• 39:53
  yeah, we're good. We didn't we didn't bust that out. Yeah,
• 39:58
  so that would have been out the first day. Relation I mean we
• 40:01
  had we had one guy on called Danny, and Danny is m Danny is
• 40:07
  Goldie Son. Do you remember Goldie the DJ in a bunch of films?
• 40:10
  I know you're talking about. Yeah, right, so this was Goldie Son.
• 40:14
  Danny's a great guy, but yeah, it was his team that dropped
• 40:16
  a missile on and one and he put his feet on the table and was
• 40:20
  like fuck Winston Churchill, you know, like he was TV gold. He
• 40:24
  was absolute TV gold. But yeah, somehow another I ended up in the
• 40:28
  final, and it was a three way final, three contestants, and we
• 40:31
  did a live debate in front of five hundred members of the public who then
• 40:35
  voted. And I'm going to drop this in there, but the girl who
• 40:37
  came in third got twenty one percent of the vote, the girl who came
• 40:40
  in second got twenty seven percent of the vote, and I got fifty two
• 40:45
  percent of the vote, So god damn more than the other two combined.
• 40:49
  I'm sorry, ladies, you have to flight set because otherwise if you're like
• 40:55
  you know, it was a three way finale, and then I won everybody's
• 41:00
  it could have been by a small mark. Did you get to me and
• 41:01
  real politicians? Yeah, it was real politicians. Were two real politicians were
• 41:05
  judges of the show like so they judged a number of the other weeks,
• 41:07
  the other challenges. So it's Alistair Campbell, who was Tony Blair's right hand
• 41:12
  man, and Baroness side of Varsi, who was David Cameron's right hand woman.
• 41:17
  So and we were interviewed by real political journalists. We had to do
• 41:21
  real speeches. I had to get on a double decker bus and do a
• 41:22
  rally, um, and do a speech. Speeches to the public, just
• 41:28
  the real publicum. I bet when your brothers sent you that shit, you
• 41:31
  did not plan on any of that. No. I went in for a
• 41:37
  laugh, yeah, laugh. And actually a journalist wrote in the in the
• 41:43
  Sunday Times he said some of the candidates came in for a laugh but were
• 41:45
  actually transformed. And he said, I met a girl in the rally who
• 41:52
  came up to me and delivered a speech better than most I will hear in
• 41:54
  the political party conferences this year, and that was about me. Do you
• 42:00
  think they will ever hit you up like I mean, now that you meet
• 42:01
  these party met these politicians like I would imagine they would they would hit you
• 42:06
  up and be like Hey, um people, you've seen people seem to resonate
• 42:09
  with you a lot, So we're going to go ahead and put you in
• 42:13
  a position no, because what I stand for is it directly in competition with
• 42:19
  them current meal ticket, there's current status quo. So they're scared of me.
• 42:23
  They're scared of me. Like there was a guy called Jeremy Corbyn.
• 42:28
  Yeah, there was a guy called Jeremy Corbyn who was in the Labor Party
• 42:30
  and he's been kicked out of the Labor Party for standing with very similar things.
• 42:34
  And he's a guy who if you look at his voting record, he
• 42:37
  stood on the right side of history every single time. He stood for things
• 42:40
  that are anti well, I call cynical capitalism because let's face it, we
• 42:45
  don't really have democracy if we're going to go there, do we? We
• 42:49
  know that like corporations and the people with the most money, individuals with the
• 42:52
  most money rule the world. They do, they have more influence over policy
• 42:57
  than we do. So we don't have democracy. We don't in the US,
• 43:00
  the UK, Western world, we don't have it. So you've got
• 43:04
  to you've got to come up against those guys. You've got to come up
• 43:07
  against the companies and the corporations and the people hiding all their money in offshore
• 43:10
  accounts and all that shit. First, do you think you're ever going to
• 43:14
  get into politics like pursue that in any any capacity. I wouldn't get into
• 43:21
  that. I wouldn't get involved in the current system because there's no way to
• 43:22
  win in the current system. Like I said, but I want to.
• 43:25
  I want to get enough of a platform. I want to do enough of
• 43:28
  this stuff, and I want to find a way of going against the mainstream
• 43:32
  media because they're part of it. You know, they're they're involved in this
• 43:35
  status quo as well and broadcasting messages that you know, keep their meal ticket
• 43:42
  going. So yeah, you've got to find a way of doing stuff like
• 43:45
  this and getting a message out there. Because the way I like and it
• 43:47
  is look at how companies now falling over themselves to meet the green agenda because
• 43:52
  they've realized that people are behind it. So even though they've had to change
• 43:57
  system and processes at a cost to them, it's the marketing because they still
• 44:00
  got customer and need customs to buy into them. So imagine if we can
• 44:04
  get companies to do that about the fiscal agenda, enough people are just like,
• 44:07
  we were not going to buy from you unless you're transparent with your accounts.
• 44:10
  Who are you really? Who are you really giving your money to?
• 44:13
  This our money because a lot of these, for example, companies who claim
• 44:15
  their LGBTG plus and then they're funding Republican lobbyists who are like anti shit like
• 44:22
  that. Yeah, we want to know. I want to know who you
• 44:24
  are. Yeah, be full transparencies. It's kind of like it's a lot
• 44:29
  to ask, man. Yeah, it's compat It's like you should be you
• 44:32
  kind of shouldn't should come with the job if you're going to be in politics.
• 44:37
  Right, absolutely, right. You told me that that show you did
• 44:40
  has a They give you guys like crazy scenarios, right yeah, all right,
• 44:45
  so here we have a really bad homeless problem. Rights bums. He's
• 44:49
  on scenarios to put these motherfuckers on candle on island, I said an island,
• 44:52
  n Ireland, Ireland, Catalina is out of the option because they have
• 44:57
  Buffalo. They're not that island. But that's insolutely yeah, basically getting rid
• 45:01
  of them as and they don't live here no more and exulating them, treating
• 45:05
  them like Australia got treated back in the day it doesn't work, what's your
• 45:07
  solution If they told you that on the show and they're like, yo is
• 45:13
  like you just saw that video baby on the street and things. Okay,
• 45:23
  So first of all, first of all, fiscally, what you need to
• 45:27
  do about this is tax the fucking rich. If you if the top one
• 45:30
  percent, we're paying their taxes. You could lift all of these people out
• 45:34
  of poverty and give them homes and give them already get enough that they already
• 45:36
  get enough money, get enough money. But then second one, in terms
• 45:39
  of where you put them socially, Okay, it's been proven that if you
• 45:44
  put all these people into one area, you just create a bad area.
• 45:46
  That's all you do. If you mix areas up, and you make sure
• 45:50
  that areas haven't even mix of some middle class some you know, blue colors,
• 45:53
  some people who are just coming up, they maybe just been given a
• 45:55
  house, Toby, we're putting homeless in Beverly Hills. You've got that's where
• 46:00
  you can make it work. So but but you know, yeah, the
• 46:04
  people who want to stop it are the people who are doing nice and they
• 46:06
  want to keep Oh no, I don't want that. We call them nimbies,
• 46:08
  not in my backyards. Not in my backyards. And yeah, so
• 46:14
  they want they go, oh yeah, they sit there and they do their
• 46:16
  charity and they go, yeah, I really want to help the problem.
• 46:19
  You know, I go to the soup kitchen, but oh, we want
• 46:22
  to put some people in some social housing niche Oh no, not in my
• 46:24
  backyard. See that's why you just gotta not give a fuck from the get
• 46:27
  go. That's why you never see me in no charity event. That's why
• 46:34
  I used to live in a gated community. Right, don't be fake about
• 46:38
  somebody, like what do you think about the homeless problem? Fuck that I'm
• 46:43
  talking like psychologically and socially. That's the actual solution. It's just people don't
• 46:47
  want that. They don't want they don't want you to tell them that that's
• 46:50
  the solution. That's or they don't want to really contribute, like they think
• 46:53
  it's like my contry. The contribution of time is like the ultimate thing.
• 46:57
  Like because people in these kind of areas and I'm like, hey man,
• 47:00
  this fucking charity fundraiser and this one time you go to the sup kitchen ain't
• 47:04
  gonna be enough. Bro, Like you got like this. There is a
• 47:07
  lot of people that need psychological help, bro. Like, honestly, I
• 47:08
  don't know. I'm more of a I like the more of a LA type
• 47:12
  of government. Yeah you know he's not a dictator yet, but I like
• 47:16
  it. Yeah, Hey, bro, do they do they have? Do
• 47:22
  they have a fucking fat no problem in El Salvador? No they don't.
• 47:25
  So it's working. Look, man, I'm saying, dog, All I'm
• 47:31
  saying is that approblem, that approach seemed to work, Bro, that that
• 47:36
  approach team to work before El Salvadore turns into Cuba. I'm gonna go back
• 47:39
  and enjoy it and be like, hey, I's gonna be fucking great in
• 47:44
  between that perfect spot between. I'll be like I got to go back to
• 47:46
  where I come from, Apple size. I bought some big coin. I'm
• 47:51
  back baby, Yeah, Like I mean, all the trollers are locked up.
• 47:58
  Kelly's on some crazy shit where he's like, hey, food, these
• 48:00
  wool's planning a riot. He'll set fire to that prison and say that there
• 48:02
  was an accident. Dude, I guarantee you he's that fucking sick. But
• 48:06
  like, I don't know, man, a country like I'll saw it or
• 48:07
  needed that tough love, bro, like these motherfuckers were extorting everybody. But
• 48:12
  when MS thirteen started killing people because they were arresting all their homies, and
• 48:16
  then Boucek said, it's said, I will Bukella said, I will stop
• 48:22
  feeding your homies if you don't stop kidding. He starved them and a lot
• 48:24
  of them died. Yeah. Yeah, he loved your homies so much.
• 48:28
  Stopped killing people because they will die. I will starve them. And he
• 48:30
  said, you ain't hitting me up. You think there's a problem to help
• 48:32
  me, No, he's he's He said, if you guys care about these
• 48:36
  prisoners so much, why don't you come get them two for one? And
• 48:38
  I hope and shut him out. He's like, you put him in your
• 48:40
  jail since you care about these games just so much, because I ain't gonna
• 48:44
  lie, bro, like a lot of my family that has gone out there
• 48:45
  like that, I do have family that does go out there. I'm like
• 48:49
  this, it's just it's just bad. She used to be bad like presidency.
• 48:52
  Oh they think it's like a cover up, like a takeover a coup.
• 48:59
  Hey, bro, those fools are in jail, dog, there's no
• 49:02
  more crime in the street. Sounds good to me, Like brother, the
• 49:08
  small. The working people are getting started all the time. Bro, let's
• 49:12
  can we get some propaganda posters made of V Zone his VP. Imagine he's
• 49:20
  one as a solid dooring VP, A plus products. You know, you
• 49:24
  know they're gonna have a Pokemon day. You know they're legalizing cocaine. Shit's
• 49:29
  happening in the solid or Fezone becomes a VP out there, there's gonna be
• 49:31
  a could you be the VP? Would you if? I feel like they
• 49:36
  would get you up on Twitter? At some point? That one's gonna piss
• 49:37
  off the wrong criminal organization and they're gonna try to come for him. It's
• 49:40
  own part take That's what I'm saying. So I don't want to be a
• 49:43
  part of that group, you know, like you want to benefit. I'm
• 49:46
  just like, it's like, it's cool, bro, I'll be an ambassador.
• 49:50
  That's fine, Like, but I ain't. I ain't trying to like
• 49:54
  nah, bro, like when you do when the Southern American politics come with
• 49:59
  a lot of violence, Bro, you don't hear do you guys have your
• 50:00
  politicians getting their heads dropped off? I mean not usually. We did sladly
• 50:07
  have one get stabbed up. That's one we had one with MP. It
• 50:10
  was a woman MP a few years ago. I forget her name, but
• 50:14
  she was an MP in the northern part of England. And yeah she got
• 50:19
  she got stabbed and killed sadly so, but it's not a common thing question
• 50:22
  of the year, and I need to hear this from someone from England.
• 50:24
  Did Jeffrey Epston kill himself? If he was smart, he killed himself?
• 50:31
  Even buy that, because if he was smart, he would kill he had
• 50:37
  knowledge about he didn't have, just have knowledge about what he'd been up to.
• 50:39
  He would have been worse for him. If he would have been worse
• 50:42
  for him if they'd kept him and they got that out of him somehow.
• 50:44
  He probably feared them getting more out of him after his family or something like,
• 50:50
  like the stuff that he knew about. Listen, if he'd given up
• 50:52
  knowledge on some of the people that he knew about, what they would have
• 50:55
  done to him would have been worse than what would have happened to him where
• 50:59
  he was us. So he didn't fight, didn't fight. He knew the
• 51:05
  game was over. There was no way out. It was no good way
• 51:08
  out of that chess game. B Yeah, bro, he probably he fucked
• 51:15
  around it. He fucked around out, Like once you're an American, Joie,
• 51:17
  you're not getting off. This isn't fucking Mexico like a choppol where you
• 51:21
  can bury a tunnel and boy, we'll see you later. Like once you're
• 51:23
  in the man American jail, you're pretty fuck you're there. Has anybody tried
• 51:28
  breaking out of that? Joe and Chapples that? Uh no, that's one.
• 51:30
  That's the one, Endeaver, Yes, yeah, it's it's in Denver.
• 51:35
  Yeah, it's where I think tech Consistor is there too. Yeah,
• 51:38
  my body too. All the fun there's like top No, that's like all
• 51:42
  these fools get rotated. One always tells me, last thing you want was
• 51:45
  there to be a nerdspeaker or something, And those fools, I'm just saying,
• 51:47
  like the next thing you know, they're all hanging out together another fucking
• 51:52
  fucking Joker and you got Joker and all the villains. Yeah, because the
• 51:57
  Devo Alliance, Bro, when you say that, that's what would happened.
• 52:01
  Bro, It's like the same thing like wherever, like bro, anything in
• 52:05
  captivity the moment there's an earthquake and these one was get a chance to break
• 52:08
  out. They're out in the wild, bro, just like the animals at
• 52:10
  the zoo. What if it's gonna happen here. All those snakes from the
• 52:14
  zoo are gonna leave, and they're gonna come fucking bite people on hikes,
• 52:17
  start fucking, and then they're gonna reproduce more snakes, and we have that
• 52:22
  we have a bigger problem than we usually have. Prolonged story is fuck earthquakes,
• 52:27
  dude? You know, yeah, I am not looking forward to the
• 52:30
  next one. Do you all remember the one that happened on fourth of July
• 52:34
  a few years back? No? I only remember that because I was taking
• 52:38
  a ship and I was like, am I getting durssed Jurassic Park? Am
• 52:42
  I gonna die on the toilet? But if you think something was gonna come
• 52:45
  to the dob and just like rip the fucking toilet out, that is about
• 52:50
  dying on the toilet. You know what, Someone dies on the toilet and
• 52:52
  dress. Yeah. First one though, the guy he runs out of the
• 52:55
  car from the t rex. He thinks that like, oh, I'm just
• 52:58
  gonna go hide in the bathroom, and the bathroom is a good play,
• 53:00
  and like I'm like, well, this shit's bigger than the bathroom and they
• 53:01
  should just chewed the fucking bathroom up and ate them. Yeah, pretty tight.
• 53:07
  The only person I remember like getting in a toilet accident is Kevin Hart
• 53:12
  on sole plane and he gets a lot you remember that where he gets sucked
• 53:15
  in by it like that. That's the only one. I was like,
• 53:19
  I love that your go to Yeah, that was horrific. I was like,
• 53:22
  yo, no, no, don't take at the airport plane that that
• 53:28
  that toilet fucking suction from the airplane is some other I don't know. It's
• 53:36
  like that shit is. It's a lot of fucking pressure out of there that
• 53:38
  you can't use that bathroom if you in there, I know you're a stoner.
• 53:42
  When you went to Japan, you don't look around and we're like,
• 53:44
  I respect other people's rules. Dog, it's their country. They can run
• 53:45
  it higher where they want to. A dog. I will come back to
• 53:47
  America or it's a ship show and smoke as much weak as I want,
• 53:51
  and they'll get you on the vapes on planes. I worked with a guy
• 53:53
  who tried to do that in the bathroom with a vape and they almost like
• 53:59
  landed because they do a huge fit. It's a real girl says that she
• 54:04
  did it. Some girl that I know, says that she does it all
• 54:05
  the time. Good for her, I don't. I don't believe her either,
• 54:08
  but she claims that she does it all the time. Like bullshit,
• 54:10
  you don't get him. Sit There's no way you can get away with it.
• 54:13
  And I'll smoke vape in the airport bathroom, but not on the plane,
• 54:19
  like you know, they have the That bathroom is not that fucking big
• 54:23
  so in the plane, so it's very small, bro, And they have
• 54:25
  that little smoke alarm in there. So any kind of fucking little smoke that
• 54:30
  you're gonna go there, even if you any little bit, it's gonna fucking
• 54:32
  trigger that ship. Do you remember, I don't know. If you're a
• 54:36
  kid, you remember you can make smoke with your mouth. I've remember seen
• 54:39
  that you're talking about when it's cold outside. No, I know, I
• 54:45
  don't know. I mean, I might be retarded, or this guy might
• 54:50
  have been a magician, but I remember some kids used to be like,
• 54:52
  if you make it, like if you get your he would make this thing
• 54:54
  with his mouth and then you can make like a little bit of smoke.
• 54:57
  And I was like, the fucking I was like, I wonder if anybody
• 55:00
  were like try to bust that ship in the fucking did you only ever see
• 55:02
  one person do that? I've never seen anybody. I think I've seen it
• 55:06
  like twice or three times, but it's I might be true, No,
• 55:09
  from a different kid, different different kid. But it was like in middle
• 55:14
  school, so they might be hot outside, you know, it was.
• 55:16
  It was a normal day, and and I tried doing it like an idiot
• 55:20
  for like twenty minutes. I was like making these stupid He's like, you
• 55:22
  just gotta go like this for your mouth, and then I try to fight.
• 55:25
  It wasn't that thing, but you know how they tell you things,
• 55:28
  and I might even getting hustled, but I was like, here's what brought
• 55:30
  out smoking. I was like, what's what's going on? Those kids were
• 55:34
  smoking? Yeah? I don't know, Yeah, I cannot think of a
• 55:37
  let me look it up. Also, just to add to that, I
• 55:39
  don't know if I would have been no, I don't. I haven't a
• 55:45
  haler. You don't do that. You can't just breathe smoke with it.
• 55:51
  But nah, I was gonna say. On that same tip, I had
• 55:53
  a bunch of kids when I was in first grade. They were like,
• 55:55
  Hey, tell everyone you're suicidal. It means you're popular. Look, look,
• 56:00
  there's a whole thing how to make smoke in your mouth without a cigarette.
• 56:04
  I like, I don't know if it's real, but I saw this
• 56:06
  kid do it. Smoke came out, and I'm like, with how now
• 56:08
  you have a task. I don't know to give a smoke. Now.
• 56:13
  Know I can blow, I can blow clouds, dog. But I remember
• 56:15
  as a kid and I wonder. I was like, yo, I wonder
• 56:16
  if you can bust that out. We're like, you don't they You're like,
• 56:20
  Noah, I make smoke in my mouth. You don't want to be
• 56:22
  Avatar the Airbender. Come on, be safe and easy. It says safe,
• 56:30
  the fact that they have to put that on that make worried safe and
• 56:36
  easy smoke. Yeah, sure, one point one million views, one point
• 56:40
  one seven another one No, okay, you didn't click on them this.
• 56:45
  I tried mastering making smoke into my mouth. Okay, I'll check that one
• 56:50
  out. But the other I don't know, man, I don't know.
• 56:53
  Post it posted somewhere. Let's watch this ship. Let's all learn to do
• 56:57
  this. It sounds like you're all math again, dude, yeah again again?
• 57:01
  Just once, leave me alone. It's do you still get hit up
• 57:07
  about that video on YouTube? I know, but like, do people still
• 57:12
  look at that video and they're like, I don't have any views? You
• 57:15
  should just repost a link on there. I want that thing. Oh yeah,
• 57:20
  there's a what type thing? And you gotta go for I mean everyone
• 57:22
  knows what episode. Do you have any fun on on math? Yeah?
• 57:25
  A lot of fun. Do you have sex? No? I was at
• 57:30
  a strip. I was having this conversation with my uber driver last night because
• 57:34
  she said she used to do math and I was like, it's not really
• 57:36
  a thing in the UK. She was great. I loved her, she
• 57:40
  was She was really, wait, what do people do in the UK?
• 57:43
  What's your what's your drug problem? People just dream? A lot of people
• 57:46
  do coke? Um, and I guess I guess there are some people who
• 57:52
  must do crack because there's coke around, So there's probably some people who do
• 57:54
  that. But I don't think it's a big thing. Math is not hot.
• 57:59
  We had a really big problem in Manchester with a synthetic drug. Um.
• 58:02
  Have you seen these synthetic drugs? Like the homeless people can buy for
• 58:06
  like an equivalent of like a dollar spice? Yes, spice. We had
• 58:09
  we had a really bad problem with spice in Manchester, really bad. And
• 58:13
  you see the homeless people, you know, just like frozen, like statues,
• 58:15
  vomit coming out of them out what they're just frozen. They just stood
• 58:20
  there like a statue like something like that happened in Texas too. Yeah,
• 58:23
  they call it k too at first, and then spice and yeah, same
• 58:27
  thing kind of like it. Yeah, if I remember correctly, it's like
• 58:30
  a neurological like, hang up, yeah, what is the actual what is
• 58:32
  actual spice? It's like stuff tuo for weed, Yeah, because I know,
• 58:37
  but what I'm saying, it's like what's it made of? Yeah,
• 58:39
  like what are those herbs? It synthetic? I means China makes it,
• 58:44
  and it means every time they ban that that that that that chemical, they
• 58:47
  just change a molecule on it, and it's a whole new substance. That's
• 58:50
  literally what makes drugs. One molecule will change it a new drug. If
• 58:53
  they change a molecule on coke, it's not coke nor where. It's a
• 58:55
  whole new drug. And you can buy a whole bag of it for like
• 59:00
  dollar, So the homeless people buy backs of it. They can exactly what
• 59:05
  boner pills are, like exactly what boner pills aren't. There's a whole new
• 59:08
  chemical every time, and they'll just add one little molecule to it and then
• 59:12
  it's a whole new drug. Rhino three thousand, Rhino four thousand, it's
• 59:15
  a whole different rhino. I would imagine and give you like an I would
• 59:20
  imagine every thousand. It just gives you like an extra. It gives you
• 59:22
  like an extra thirty minutes, like a four thousand two hours. Let's go.
• 59:30
  Yeah, like you're gonna go like three rounds, you know what I'm
• 59:32
  saying, Like if you're if if if you're taking if you're taking the four
• 59:37
  thousand one, you can't expect any less than three times, bro. Like
• 59:43
  I'm just saying, like what I'm talking about, like like strong three times
• 59:45
  yea was strong? Like all there. You guys have boner pills out there?
• 59:51
  Oh yeah, yeah, you can get boner pills yeah yeah, yeah
• 59:57
  out there if you if you're a brand, use Probable ten four. Anyways,
• 1:00:02
  back to the show, So you guys have I think so yeah,
• 1:00:06
  I guess so. Yeah, the gas station bills. Isn't gas really expensive
• 1:00:09
  out there, it's like seven eight. It is expensive. But what's really
• 1:00:14
  expensive at the moment is our energy bills. I don't know if you guys
• 1:00:15
  have had this problem, but like people's energy bills in England now more than
• 1:00:21
  their monthly mortgage payments. Is that just because the energy crisis because the pipeline,
• 1:00:29
  Yeah, and pipeline we took down, and well it's they're blaming it
• 1:00:31
  on that, you know, the Ukrainians and all this other stuff. But
• 1:00:36
  the fact is it hasn't happened to all other countries. Because in France,
• 1:00:39
  where they've nationalized their energy company, then as soon as the price increases were
• 1:00:44
  announced, the French people just blocked all the motorways, stopped everything from happening.
• 1:00:47
  In the government went okay, well we'll take the hit. Damn.
• 1:00:52
  That's what happened in France. You can think that, yeah, she British,
• 1:00:57
  she doesn't want to solve about climacally climate change of control, and that's
• 1:01:00
  what's fucking off the fucking bills because they don't want to do nuclear thing.
• 1:01:04
  And it's more important about it's more important about the future than the people that
• 1:01:06
  live now. I mean, it's not what's what's dumb. It's this this
• 1:01:08
  international treaty. I won't get into it, but there's a dumb international treaty
• 1:01:12
  that a bunch of countries are a part of that basically stopping them from switching
• 1:01:15
  to green energy because any losses that the fossil fuel companies make, the governments
• 1:01:21
  have to pay them the difference in this. Yeah. Really, it's a
• 1:01:23
  dumb Yeah. This is like a Cold war treaty that made sense then and
• 1:01:28
  it doesn't. It's still in place now. I won't get into it,
• 1:01:30
  but it's dumb. And the UK is one of the countries that's part of
• 1:01:34
  that, so they're not even invested financially in switching green energy. Fuck,
• 1:01:38
  so we're all screwed. Sounds like an Exeber kind of deal. Why do
• 1:01:44
  you think I'm trying to move to la You know, I don't if anyone
• 1:01:47
  wants to give me a visa and a job or marry me. Yeah,
• 1:02:00
  hey, Chili, you can marry hers, you know, since since since
• 1:02:04
  the current person that is illegal here doesn't want to get married with you.
• 1:02:07
  I love that. I love that Chili is just our go to like,
• 1:02:10
  oh hey you need residency, Yeah, okay, get over here, Come
• 1:02:15
  on, you can just be her best friend. Dude, Chili's great.
• 1:02:17
  She's the one who did all the the art. I love the art.
• 1:02:21
  I love the Yeah, she crushes it. He has to start off.
• 1:02:24
  Ah, women agency. You know she's graphic. Yeah, you know,
• 1:02:29
  i'd be great. Sweet you get a neck tattoo next, you know the
• 1:02:32
  go I want one, man, they hurt them right here. I just
• 1:02:37
  wanted here on the side. I have no idea. It's one of those
• 1:02:40
  I'm trying. I've got most of my sleeve kind of the green Soldiers from
• 1:02:44
  Toy Story hanging. Oh my god, yeah real, I was getting a
• 1:02:49
  tattoo. I was getting a tattoo once, and I saw a guy getting
• 1:02:51
  Andy tattooed on the bottom of his fucking tight like on the soul of his
• 1:02:54
  book, like my friend got he dated. Oh my god, what the
• 1:03:00
  fuck is her name? Well, now I can't even remember the goddamn movie.
• 1:03:08
  It's a vampire movie with they mix the vampires and the werewolves at the
• 1:03:12
  end. No, no way before that. H Kate Beckinsale. That's who
• 1:03:16
  I'm trying to think of. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:03:21
  my homie dated her for a while and he got her autograph under his
• 1:03:23
  foot, and then one right here, and then he got him removed.
• 1:03:27
  I think, yeah, damn yeah, Matt Riffe. If you google him,
• 1:03:32
  you'll see why it worked. Must be a good looking date, Matt
• 1:03:38
  Rife. Oh he's an adonis. Yeah, I'll show you what man crush
• 1:03:44
  Monday. No adonnas is just like that, like the handsome squid word.
• 1:03:49
  That's an adonis. Somebody that's just like so pretty. It looks like marble
• 1:03:52
  chiseled, Like not my kind of pretty that I'd be into. But you're
• 1:03:55
  like that is aesthetically the definition Matt Rife. You gotta yeah, he's he's
• 1:04:04
  a good looking dude. Yeah. You go to the shows and all the
• 1:04:08
  bitches of their dog ull up all the time and he's a mad hose.
• 1:04:12
  No, it's funny man, yeah because he uh it's his comedy show that
• 1:04:15
  I that I do the music. He's like a Greek statue. You're a
• 1:04:19
  woman. Yeah, if you're a woman, that scene it's like a guy
• 1:04:24
  you don't yeah, don't a lie. Yeah yeah, I just say dog
• 1:04:30
  yog. He's funky. He's fucking funny. It's funny. Shud. Yeah,
• 1:04:32
  he's he's like better than dank Cook. What's funny is dank Cook was
• 1:04:38
  like his mentor. No, that's why I love dank Cook. That's what
• 1:04:40
  I said. He reminds me a lot of Dank Cook underage. No,
• 1:04:43
  he actually likes MOUs either. He's actually the opposite. He likes older women.
• 1:04:49
  Yeah, he was like twenty two twenty three dating Kate Beckinsale. Yeah,
• 1:04:54
  how old was she? Not in her twenties? Damn? Like forty
• 1:04:59
  type maybe thirty thirty five? Because I'm not anywhere. That's like you dating
• 1:05:02
  the mom from fucking George. She's pretty, she's like wr agee. She's
• 1:05:09
  pretty successful though, she's my age. First of all, do you have
• 1:05:13
  to Jaylo? Anybody would fucking anybody here would date Fujrmen? What's her name?
• 1:05:20
  Carmen? What? Because it's pretty fucking realistic. Let me look up
• 1:05:25
  Carmen that her name is not Carmen stupid. That's the daughter Kate beck Intell
• 1:05:29
  was in her forties dating Matt we're talking about we're talking about Angie and Angie
• 1:05:33
  still got it for a cougar. Yeah, from George Belpez. She was
• 1:05:39
  way too hot for George Lopez show. Who are you talking about? From
• 1:05:45
  the sitcom Angie from George Show, the way they paired him up. They
• 1:05:50
  always do that for sitcom though, even for cartoons. Oh okay, yeah,
• 1:05:56
  they like except they did that was a recipe except for that show Bros.
• 1:06:00
  And where it's John Goodman and Roseanne together. It's like two fat pieces
• 1:06:02
  of shit. Yeah, I know it was accurate family on TV. Yeah,
• 1:06:11
  but it usually would be like the hot wife with with the Queens.
• 1:06:15
  Yeah, King of Queens is just family guy. But like you know,
• 1:06:19
  saying, yeah, god, now I'll never see that show the same.
• 1:06:26
  Yeah, he's the girl was hot. Oh hey, remember I never went
• 1:06:30
  over this and you guys, I tripped two guys out on the Magic school
• 1:06:32
  Bus theory. Oh yeah, did you got confirmation on it? Or I
• 1:06:38
  mean it's they went up an asshole? Oh no, the conspiracy theory on
• 1:06:41
  the Magic school bus. You know what the Magic school buses for Magic school
• 1:06:45
  Bus used to be the show about like this, uh, this teacher he
• 1:06:48
  used to have his kids in science class. Yeah, and she would she
• 1:06:53
  would shrink them down so they could experience science in real life. They go
• 1:06:58
  to space like going bodies. It was it was like a like a like
• 1:07:03
  a public show that the government kind of paid for, right, wasn't it
• 1:07:06
  like PBS, Right, it's it's made for because viewers like you, not
• 1:07:11
  the government. Yeah yeah, I was so mad, so mad you show
• 1:07:18
  right right, the show was mister Babble would fuck Monty Pye down. So
• 1:07:24
  I'm sorry, I'm sorry this Miss Frizzle. It seems okay so far.
• 1:07:28
  Oh yeah, it's a coach your show. Oh yeah, but his thing
• 1:07:30
  is you know, I'm on a conspiracy podcast. When someone asked me if
• 1:07:32
  there was any conspiracy, there's some sick fools in the chat room, like
• 1:07:35
  miss Frizzle can get it. I never thought about her in a sexual way.
• 1:07:39
  Bro, tell you a pretty disturbing conspiracy theory from the UK along these
• 1:07:45
  lines, if you want to. Um so obviously, I don't know if
• 1:07:48
  you guys heard about Jimmy Savile. Did you guys get get that news over
• 1:07:54
  here that the cute guy? Basically, Jimmy Savile was very fair on the
• 1:08:00
  BBC from like I don't know, the sixties or seventies all the way through
• 1:08:03
  to like twenty and eleven. I think when he died and he stayed famous,
• 1:08:08
  he stayed on TV. He had very close connections with the royal family.
• 1:08:11
  He raised a lot of money for charities. He had a lot of
• 1:08:14
  kids TV shows that he hosted, like jim or fix It, and he
• 1:08:17
  gave wishes to kids, and you know, did work in hospitals all this
• 1:08:20
  stuff, like mister Rogers. You don't know who mister Rogers, like mister
• 1:08:24
  Rogers activity like always around kids. Like yeah, but this guy looked creepy
• 1:08:28
  as fuck. He always looked creepy as fun. But anyway, when he
• 1:08:30
  died, it all came out that he was a pedophile. He'd been abusing
• 1:08:33
  kids like his whole career, young girls and boys, even like kids in
• 1:08:39
  hospitals. Like there was even suggestions that he'd like been involved in like necrophilia
• 1:08:43
  in like hospitals with like it got deep and he looks fucking scary. Yeah,
• 1:08:50
  they looked this guy up. Jimmy Savile was already looking Look, this
• 1:08:55
  is the this is the guy that was around kids, dude, right,
• 1:08:58
  and it's confirmed and and ties to the royal family. And everyone thought it
• 1:09:01
  was just looks like he has like vampire vibe. Right. Anyway, back
• 1:09:05
  to the conspiracy theory. So there was a telephone number that was set up
• 1:09:12
  in England. I don't know when it was set up, whether it was
• 1:09:14
  in like the seventies or eighties or something called Childline. It was connected to
• 1:09:17
  the BBC and I think it was some sort of state sponsored somehow, and
• 1:09:20
  it was a line that children could ring if they were in danger. Um.
• 1:09:25
  Lots of kids used to threaten their parents with it. You know,
• 1:09:27
  if you do this, I'm going to call Childline. Oh, it was
• 1:09:29
  like cold services, right, But then a conspiracy theory came out recently that
• 1:09:32
  obviously because it was connected to the BBC and Jimmy Salwell and stuff like that,
• 1:09:36
  that actually Childline was used as a way so that they could catch kids
• 1:09:43
  who had been abused and like get there, you know, get to them.
• 1:09:45
  You know. That was the way where the kids went teach to confess
• 1:09:47
  and let's tell them about the pedophiles abusing them. So they were calling the
• 1:09:51
  pedophile ring themselves. You know that that's the conspiracy theory because of obviously,
• 1:09:56
  because of I don't know who to target, the BABYC protected Jimmy Savelli's whole
• 1:10:01
  career. What really, Yeah, there were lots of celebrities and there were
• 1:10:08
  lots of people. If you look back at videos who were hinting at what
• 1:10:11
  he Jimmy Savell was up to, and interviews going back to the eighties,
• 1:10:14
  and more people knew about it. People knew about it, people protected Jeff
• 1:10:17
  Repstein for a long time, all the way around. Yeah, so back
• 1:10:23
  to the Magic school Bus. Okay, so they say that miss Brasile is
• 1:10:30
  a special ed teacher. They were in a small bus. All the kids
• 1:10:34
  had problems like adhd OCD. It's just tripped me out. How Like,
• 1:10:40
  you don't think that they were like special kids? No, I mean,
• 1:10:43
  why not? It's perfect. It's a perfect theory. They had to fuck
• 1:10:45
  why do they get to get shrugged because they're not that cool? I mean,
• 1:10:51
  but but I don't know how. But I was gonna say that.
• 1:10:57
  Sorry, my brains are focused on one thing. You're right, though,
• 1:11:00
  it was a very small class. It wasn't like thirty kids. Yeah,
• 1:11:02
  do you remember you're a fucking elementary. There was two kids with my same
• 1:11:06
  name. That's how many kids there was in the fucking classroom. Well,
• 1:11:10
  who the fuck sect the name you? Juan? Such a typical fucking name,
• 1:11:16
  like my grandpa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got my dad's
• 1:11:24
  name. I got my dad my dad used to meet girls, was my
• 1:11:27
  name, is your grandpa's around? My mom? And my mom was like,
• 1:11:30
  that's not your name, Like that's what we're naming. Or is your
• 1:11:31
  grandpa still around? Huh yeah, the one I got the name after,
• 1:11:34
  yeah still round? Yeah? Is he as he a sick fuck too?
• 1:11:40
  No? No, no sick fucks whoa No, I'm just a girl.
• 1:11:44
  Because he always talks about his uncles. He's like, yo, he's like,
• 1:11:45
  not this uncle, not that one. I was like, well,
• 1:11:47
  you have like three deranged as uncles my grandpa, okay, if I'm just
• 1:11:51
  saying, I was like, he's got to be the cream of the crop.
• 1:11:54
  You know, their second uncles, their second uncles, they're no first
• 1:11:57
  uncles. None of them were first all right. I just hes a second
• 1:12:00
  uncle, like a second uncle. I don't know third uncles. You don't
• 1:12:03
  have second uncles, third uncles. I got like an uncle, their second
• 1:12:08
  uncles and third uncle just like second cousin and third cousins. Oh I don't.
• 1:12:12
  I don't. My family lineage doesn't pay attention to that. Second cousin
• 1:12:16
  is like nah, I mean I almost bring my water out rocks. Un
• 1:12:24
  Yeah, I know, I know, I know a good lineage of my
• 1:12:27
  family and like cousins and stuff like that. But yeah, once you start
• 1:12:30
  getting into like third and twice removed and anything else, it's like, oh,
• 1:12:34
  I just I mean, oh my god. That's why. That's why
• 1:12:40
  as Mexicans we have that's why we build. Okay's three game, ya right,
• 1:12:46
  that's why Bill's right. That's why first and second they always first and
• 1:12:50
  second they always don't do it third school. If the word cousins in there,
• 1:12:57
  I don't want to talk about it. But then you just mean yeah,
• 1:13:00
  so it's just like yeah, but it's like second second uncles, what
• 1:13:03
  the one? Which one? So it's cool the best with your second uncle?
• 1:13:05
  No, No, no, no, third, third cousin. I'm
• 1:13:15
  just sucking around. You've never heard. No he has it. He doesn't
• 1:13:20
  come in and sema fucking what it's a saying. It's like, it's it's
• 1:13:27
  a little pet, it's a little it's a little yeah. Wow, it's
• 1:13:30
  a little creepy. The ship that I was like, yeah, that's creep
• 1:13:32
  Okay, No, what's the translation? I want to know. The translation
• 1:13:36
  is I fucked my cousin. Yeah, that's what that translates to. Ye,
• 1:13:44
  I mean, you know what, respected just being upfront about it.
• 1:13:47
  No, you can't. It's not respectable. That's disgusting. It's disgusting.
• 1:13:51
  I agreed. It's just the same gros. That's so fucking funny. I
• 1:13:59
  cannot believe that to fucking like a saying yeah tight tight, like they have
• 1:14:09
  stupid ones like okay, the one in the red Fuck, it's just stupid.
• 1:14:15
  Fuck. It's a little creepy Mexican, fucking Mexican dad. Not even
• 1:14:19
  though I don't know who came up with these, you did, I did,
• 1:14:25
  I didn't come up with these, and someone in the chat room saying
• 1:14:29
  another one, Thank god, I'm kind of close. It's quite disturbing.
• 1:14:40
  David good thing. Yeah. Speaking of Patreon, make sure you guys are
• 1:14:49
  sub down there. You guys get access to all the fucking shows right away.
• 1:14:54
  You guys also get access to you guys have different tiers. You guys
• 1:14:57
  could join on there as well, depending on how down you want to be
• 1:15:00
  with we don't smoke the same. Also, do not forget what is it
• 1:15:03
  that you have access to all the behind the scene videos like the video at
• 1:15:08
  Disneyland and like the video that we just is it up there right the video
• 1:15:15
  that we will be releasing today hopefully of you know, the behind the scenes
• 1:15:20
  of what is it the soccer game that we went out to our hearing some
• 1:15:25
  other stuff, So make sure you guys check that out. Do we have
• 1:15:28
  the preview for it though? No, I'm just saying, like to play
• 1:15:31
  right now, so that way they could they know what kind of video they're
• 1:15:34
  looking and they're looking to get. For the Patreon, we will give you
• 1:15:39
  guys an update every week you guys get access to I don't know some of
• 1:15:42
  the dumb shit we do here, so it's just an easier way to keep
• 1:15:45
  in touch. Because YouTube decided to demonetize us because they wanted to be complete
• 1:15:48
  fags, so so make sure so make sure you guys. Uh man,
• 1:15:56
  what bro? Fuck you two dude? They fucking demonetizes Bro, all of
• 1:16:00
  a sudden, we gotta respect them. Bro. Bro, I pay taxes,
• 1:16:05
  you know, I pay taxes under their fucking deposits. Bro. That's
• 1:16:09
  personal at that point, BRO, like, I gotta be accountable for that
• 1:16:12
  shit. Yeah, I know. I saw I saw your post on the
• 1:16:15
  Instagram that you deleted, which one about Disney, but I didn't delete it.
• 1:16:20
  You didn't delete it. No. I tried to find it and it
• 1:16:23
  was gone. They probably they probably like shadow banded, but it's there.
• 1:16:27
  I didn't delete it. You were all mad, I was like, Bro,
• 1:16:30
  I was mad. Bro Like, it's not but it's not like it's
• 1:16:33
  like, come on, bro, like just leave the kids out of it.
• 1:16:35
  Bro. Like, it's like, at what point are you gonna stop
• 1:16:42
  pushing this ship? Bro? Like we all gotta suck a dick, Like
• 1:16:44
  just like, come on, bro Like yeah, bro like like I just
• 1:16:47
  literally feel like I feel like the pressures everywhere. Bro. Like it's like
• 1:16:51
  you're gonna make a Rainbow Stormtrooper and then he's gonna be the gay one that
• 1:16:55
  fucks the other one. Disney let him have it. Bro. It's from
• 1:16:58
  the fucking kids. Bro. It's the kids be kids. Bro. I'm
• 1:17:00
  just saying, man, like, these motheruckers don't need to know about fucking
• 1:17:02
  each other. Bro. Timmy doesn't need to know about fucking Jimmy. Bro.
• 1:17:04
  I mean, but the life shouldn't have like the Prince and princess shit,
• 1:17:09
  you know what I mean, like the happily after after. I'm just
• 1:17:12
  saying that's I'm just saying, Bro, that was there, all right,
• 1:17:15
  dude, but that's always happily ever after. You know what I'm saying,
• 1:17:19
  you find somebody. I'm just saying, like to the he wasn't didn't give
• 1:17:25
  consent. As far as I'm concerned, that guy just came up and kissed
• 1:17:29
  her. Like what kind of messages that she was to stay dead? She
• 1:17:32
  was hacked. You're telling me you rather be dead than some guy kissing your
• 1:17:35
  life. That sounds very ungrateful. That sounds grateful. He you know what
• 1:17:42
  it sounds like. That sounds like sound sorry. He's like, oh,
• 1:17:47
  she was dead. Can we can we talk about she was dead? She
• 1:17:50
  came back to life. Can we talk about the fact that people come back
• 1:17:54
  to life all the time? That man, Let's talk about the fact that
• 1:17:56
  he even checked to see if she had a pulse or anybody just kissed her
• 1:18:00
  exactly. The story is that she was hexed, dude, but like she
• 1:18:02
  didn't have a sign on her that said that ship. The point is this
• 1:18:05
  dude went in blind, saw this dead girl and kissed her. I mean
• 1:18:12
  that she won't came alive and now she should go to the kitchen make him
• 1:18:15
  a sandwich, is what I think. Okay, all right, Let's let's
• 1:18:27
  take this break and let's uh watch this Patreon preview so you guys could check
• 1:18:31
  out the kind of behind the scene videos. You guys get it, uh
• 1:18:34
  Patreon for just five dollars. The link is in the bio Ayton out here
• 1:18:45
  working. What do you mean? Don't be a live dude. O't be
• 1:18:47
  putting her nasty fingers in it, bro, That's what was inside the bus,
• 1:18:53
  be real and I was being surrounded by a lot of people to sign
• 1:18:56
  some ship. Will he be at the LAFC game? That is to be
• 1:19:00
  determined? Why are you pushing Kevin? You know how I do it?
• 1:19:05
  Forceful? How are you you see that? My dad does hug me?
• 1:19:19
  Patreon? Hey you gonna go to the game? Oh damn? Look at
• 1:19:25
  that? Holdup? Yeah? What the guy with the makes the theme song
• 1:19:30
  for you? Hey? Look at that shit away from my camera? What's
• 1:19:38
  up, Bail? Hey? People want to know how did you show up
• 1:19:41
  to Greenham? That was Hella park game? Normally yes, normally yes,
• 1:19:46
  normal, yes, but no, it's like two parking my kids and there's
• 1:19:54
  like twenty cars all back up. It's going down, going on the lap.
• 1:20:11
  I've never been on that I've been and what happened to your stupid ass?
• 1:20:15
  I don't built say, I'm gonna put the screenshot in this video and
• 1:20:18
  when I take to me when I said, when I he was like,
• 1:20:24
  don't build good Betty, how gonsa that you win up Xavier's money? No?
• 1:20:30
  No, no, no no no to day still and we're back here
• 1:20:46
  on the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Hopefully you guys enjoyed that little
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  preview. Make sure you guys are sub to the Patreon you know. So,
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  so when there you you said you're you're here usually for like three or
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  four months at a time. Are you finishing your three months? I'm only
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  here for another couple of weeks after this, but I've been here for about
• 1:21:08
  six weeks this time. Oh down, So where'd you get up to?
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  Like? What do you do when you're here? Do you do any of
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  Like? Well, um, so I worked for a record label, so
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  I'm out here doing a lot of sync work, you know, trying to
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  get songs into Netflix shows, music, video games, stuff like that.
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  Um but I also do my you know, my work in television, and
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  I'm out meeting people and trying to get jobs and do voiceover work and stuff
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  like voiceover works where it's at voice great voiceover for like I mean I think
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  cartoons all the time. That's like I haven't done I haven't done any cartoons.
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  Yeah, I've done documentaries and stuff like that. Did you have that
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  soothing voice where it's like you could be like, you know, like where
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  if you say something, he's like the children in Africa starts yea, I
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  watch a lot of documentaries. Yeah, yeah, can you do that for
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  us? Children in Africa say, may make you're you're the communication guy?
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  Makers say, give me a line? Would be like and as the winner
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  comes in, the children in Africa must face the death is his reality.
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  That's a bit dark, that's all right? Well, I I was thinking
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  that coming from the light or something that you you make it nice. I
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  don't think there's a way of making that nice, you know. And then
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  there was Christmas time, but that I mean that that was just a very
• 1:22:38
  far fetch example. It's not like somebody really, but what is something that
• 1:22:43
  you've done some voice overworking, like if we want to go down the dark
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  root? I mean one particular voice over that I did that was pretty horrendous
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  with some you know, when you see victims talking and their faces have kind
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  of been blurred out and it's voiced by an actor. Oh, they sound
• 1:22:59
  like a nazmallon. It's their words. Yes, I voiced some victim stuff,
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  But do they sound like Gangland where it's like I used to I used
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  to shoot them. No, no, no, because it was victim.
• 1:23:10
  It wasn't perpetrated stuff. I was voiced people, you know, I had
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  to one particularly disturbing one was like a girl who'd been groomed, for example,
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  and like sexually assaulted, so like I had to voice her. And
• 1:23:18
  it's that's that's dark. It's really hard because you're reading it in the first
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  person. You're not reading it in the third person. You're reading he did
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  this to me. This is like he held a knife to my throat.
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  Like it's that's really that's pretty hard stuff to do. Wow. But yeah,
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  it would be nice to do something like you know, that would be
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  the dream job at some point. I mean, I like to. I
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  mean as far as for me, like, I'm like, I would love
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  to do some voice over work. That's the reason I have puppets. You
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  know, sometimes voice over work is great because you know, I don't have
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  to. I don't have to get ready to go into the studio. I
• 1:23:51
  don't have to put my makeup on. I can just go in my hair
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  scraped with my track suit. Know what I would want to do? Yeah?
• 1:23:58
  Is that claimation? Even though that's that shakes forever, it sounds like
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  just as I asked, I remember it first time. He's like, yeah,
• 1:24:06
  how come we haven't done it. He's like, bro, that it
• 1:24:10
  takes. Yeah, it's so much tedious fucking work. And he's like,
• 1:24:15
  I just he's like, I think it like you would say it crazy.
• 1:24:16
  He didn't say it in this way, but he's like, I think you
• 1:24:18
  would kind of like get angry. Yeah. Before like it was just like
• 1:24:23
  yeah, like I would. I would just getting mad and just smash all
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  the characters. I did not have the patience. That's a lot of patience.
• 1:24:29
  I did animation for like in high school and the difficult twenty four pras
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  per second. I mean they gotta be drawn or move twenty four times.
• 1:24:40
  Yeah, it's just wild. For how much a minute it is? How
• 1:24:43
  much an hour is? Remember when it's second? Yeah, how much a
• 1:24:45
  second is? Remember when Instagram had that is as an option? It stopping
• 1:24:49
  go filming what like you can kind of do something like that. It was
• 1:24:55
  the people were doing some kind of claimation and it's like that I'm buying.
• 1:24:59
  No, it was an instagra every one point. Take it away for the
• 1:25:02
  vibe. You an, I never had mine, for real, I even
• 1:25:05
  had an. I didn't get into the vine, like I didn't get into
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  the TikTok. I just can't no, no, like I just I tried
• 1:25:15
  to just yea TikTok. I downloaded it, but I could. I could
• 1:25:21
  actually feel my brain cells dying. I don't watch anything on there usually,
• 1:25:27
  like I'll scroll, you know, every once in a while, but my
• 1:25:29
  default is I G But I I tried to like do stuff on TikTok,
• 1:25:32
  and it's just unless you're doing fucking dances or you know, you don't do
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  Twitter shaking that ass. I have a Twitter, but I use that just
• 1:25:43
  to complain about stuff to get free shit. I had my cell phone service
• 1:25:47
  was very poor this week and still drop calls. You get a free month
• 1:25:53
  I have. Yeah. Yeah, you're just like you just get on there
• 1:25:58
  and you just complain enough, and you know, like, oh shit,
• 1:26:00
  we're getting yelled at on Twitter. Better fix that's that's why, that's why,
• 1:26:08
  that's why it's important to fill out those surveys best. So if I
• 1:26:11
  every time LAFC sends me a fucking let us know what you think, I
• 1:26:15
  fucking sit down, I make myself a drink, and I'm like, fucking
• 1:26:20
  novel just I'm like, dear LAFC management, whom it made fifty five dollars
• 1:26:27
  up your ass for that parking bro, I'm like, yeah, but I
• 1:26:30
  have a following on Twitter. That means I have more power. Yeah dude,
• 1:26:34
  yeah, coo, get you some free shit, Dude, I might
• 1:26:38
  just flex you got it, might go get a rental one. Then you
• 1:26:40
  gotta problem. Smell bad. It smell like weed. And I'm the one
• 1:26:43
  who smoked in its like on the second, I guess smells like weed,
• 1:26:49
  sir. But I'm already on the way there. I'm running late. Yeah
• 1:26:54
  you you probably. I'm like, we hate it. I feel I feel
• 1:27:00
  I feel like you would have to delete like a bunch of tweets that you
• 1:27:02
  made before. I don't talk about refunds, no, I feel I feel
• 1:27:09
  like you would delete a bunch of that seems kind of offensive. I'm gonna
• 1:27:13
  get free stuff, like me if I logged into my old Twitter. Yeah,
• 1:27:16
  that's a lot of stuff. It was a daily thing that makes you
• 1:27:24
  the one with the a though, me too if you go down and I'm
• 1:27:27
  not deleting it because it's who I mean, I was, I was in
• 1:27:29
  high schools. Who I know who it was. But but we all fucking
• 1:27:31
  said, everyone said I went on the showy. They send a little bots
• 1:27:39
  through your social media and they go through your social media and they highlight they
• 1:27:42
  essentially links back to everything that's considered offense. Oh yeah, serious, you
• 1:27:48
  have to delete everything that is considered a fense. My page is getting deleted
• 1:27:53
  that. But but what was really interesting is obviously I'm a Type one diabetic,
• 1:27:57
  so I talk a lot about finger pricks, testing my blood, sugars,
• 1:28:00
  you know, to do and stuff. And every time I'd written the
• 1:28:04
  word pricks, they don't don't be a link back. So I mean,
• 1:28:11
  that wasn't the only thing. They were not even that bad. Yeah,
• 1:28:14
  but no, I know, I know, but that man British is there's
• 1:28:16
  there's they're nice down there. Yeah, brick is like, that's what's up.
• 1:28:23
  It's weird though, because like when you meet British people, most of
• 1:28:25
  them swear like sailors. So, yeah, did you have anything crazy?
• 1:28:29
  You know, you obviously don't have to say no, there's nothing. You
• 1:28:31
  were like, oh my god, I was that younger like I was.
• 1:28:32
  I mean, I have somewhere. I was like, I can't believe I
• 1:28:34
  said that. No, I don't think there was anything that crazy on mine.
• 1:28:38
  I think there were, like sometimes there was song lyrics like I'd posted
• 1:28:42
  that would obviously have offensive things within the lyrics. But it's almost like,
• 1:28:45
  funk, you look like the Leo when you found out the snapchat doesn't go
• 1:28:47
  away. I'm so fun, you know, I said on Twitter five years
• 1:28:55
  ago, ten years a dude like Instagram has to regulate me as it is,
• 1:28:59
  bro But like, well I used to I have all access to everything
• 1:29:02
  now thank god, man, Like you have the blue check mark. Yeah,
• 1:29:05
  but it's like I have like now I could you know what, I
• 1:29:09
  don't have any I'm not in no danger, no more like that wouldn't not
• 1:29:12
  right. No air Fords and stuff on there, no more. Do you
• 1:29:15
  should have deleted I saw it. No one told you to get that off.
• 1:29:18
  Nope, they made it all the way through twenty four hours. Baby,
• 1:29:24
  you know why it's so bad. I was reading Kissing all I think
• 1:29:27
  I said at the bill, It's like, bro, blue checkmark doesn't mean
• 1:29:30
  you can say what the fuck you want my brother. I think Kanye West
• 1:29:36
  disagrees. No, Kanye is just chilling. He's boning some new check now
• 1:29:45
  didn't really Yeah, yeah, you know he's married, this one that he
• 1:29:51
  married. Yeah, but what hold on behind? Married? Yeah, because
• 1:29:56
  he did a song about her as well, because her name's Bianco sense sorry
• 1:30:00
  something saying the guy did sense sorry overload. He's on and you don't know
• 1:30:04
  he's married. I got easy. He's on because they're comfortable. And because
• 1:30:09
  he said Jonah Hill was cool. Yeah, thank you haven't seen you worry
• 1:30:12
  fucking easy since he said that Jewish ship. And then he said Jona Hill
• 1:30:15
  is cool. And then he's like, all right, we cool? Is
• 1:30:17
  cool? My wife's Jewish? Manny the whole situation, dude, Uh,
• 1:30:27
  he's married. Kanye is one percent married. But I don't think it's legal
• 1:30:30
  though. I don't think it's legal. They had they had a ceremony.
• 1:30:35
  It's not legal. But yeah, she was. She was an Adida's model.
• 1:30:40
  She was she was an architect for his firm. She worked for somebody.
• 1:30:43
  She went, she worked for yeasy for like three years or something.
• 1:30:46
  Is Brad Pitt still boting his lawyer? I'm sorry Johnny dead? Johnny dead?
• 1:30:51
  Did he Johnny dead? Yeah? He started sucking his lawyer. You
• 1:30:55
  no, no, for sure, for sure, bro, they were out
• 1:30:57
  of public like making out and ship and he's living in England now. He
• 1:31:02
  bought he bought an eight hundred um ranch in Somerset and law Yeah at that
• 1:31:11
  point, at that point, at that point, no, no, I
• 1:31:13
  would not shout out to you, Tommy, what is it not? Not
• 1:31:16
  the your lord? That's but if your lawd was not hot, like if
• 1:31:18
  you're like at that point, you feel like I think that she's like I
• 1:31:21
  can get you out, but she's gonna have to give me more than she
• 1:31:25
  That was his payment though it was a part. It was a part of
• 1:31:30
  the payment. Like she's like, yod text that ass. You know,
• 1:31:33
  kudos to Johnny Depp and his lawyer girlfriend for just squashing his ex girlfriend in
• 1:31:38
  front of everybody. That's that's goals. Imagine they fucking pretty much did.
• 1:31:44
  It's like you know what I'm saying, Like she talking about shitting in the
• 1:31:45
  bed, like and I don't know, man, Like that's a that's a
• 1:31:49
  good start to a beautiful relationship. Yeah, foundation of every healthy relation.
• 1:31:55
  She probably wanted a piece in the settlement too. I can't imagine and uly
• 1:32:01
  have fees. Yeah, we're a piece of the settlement. Yeah. I
• 1:32:04
  can't imagine showing up to your house and it was like, shits a your
• 1:32:08
  girlfriend b and I get a dog for some reason. Dude, I get
• 1:32:15
  mad when my cat fucking shits in its box and it's supposed to shit and
• 1:32:17
  I'm present. Bro, I can't imagine if like that was fucking shit on
• 1:32:21
  the bed. Like, I didn't get mad, bro, But I'm just
• 1:32:25
  like, Bro, it's gonna smell now I have to clean this up.
• 1:32:27
  Bro. Come on, man, I mean he's just doing what he's gotta
• 1:32:30
  do. That's exactly what my girlfriend says. Bro. You know you can
• 1:32:35
  teach a cat toilet. She said that too. She's like I used to
• 1:32:39
  have a cat that I was like, listen, that's how that's cooling off.
• 1:32:42
  But we ain't spending that much time on this cat. Mealf can do
• 1:32:46
  as he fucking wishes. My cat's stupid, my cat, Oh dude,
• 1:32:53
  Like so the squirrels kick his ass. We got squirrels by the way.
• 1:32:57
  Um the squirrels kicking his ass all the time, but he still wants to
• 1:33:02
  be their friend. He's always curious about them. They'll go zipping up and
• 1:33:05
  he'll go trotting around the corner and then they'll see him and just bat the
• 1:33:09
  shit out of him, and they'll run away hurt and sad, and then
• 1:33:13
  he'll try it again fifteen minutes later. Yeah, that's like my chihuahua.
• 1:33:16
  Oh yeah, yeah, he's pretty much the thing. Is he nice or
• 1:33:20
  nice? He's nice. He's a nice chua. He's friendly. He wants
• 1:33:23
  but he wants to make friends with things. He wants to make friends with
• 1:33:26
  dogs, even when they're visibly snarling at him. I'm like bite size to
• 1:33:30
  get that's like a that's a big dog. Is your cat? Is your
• 1:33:35
  cat in the UK river? I mean that's like your doughter do. Yeah,
• 1:33:39
  he's back in the UK at the moment, but I want to bring
• 1:33:41
  him over here because like he's got the right attitude for this place for real.
• 1:33:46
  Like people think he's really nice, Like like I'm holding him and he's
• 1:33:50
  like and then they reach out and he does that. Okay, yeah,
• 1:33:58
  yeah, they can kind of be like that. I've only ever been I've
• 1:34:01
  been been by a big dog before, but most of my dog bites came
• 1:34:03
  from chihuahua's or like terriers. Yeah, a little satan in a clown suit.
• 1:34:11
  By the way, everybody, Uh, we are not gonna have a
• 1:34:14
  close out today. We do have some things to do, and next week
• 1:34:16
  we are we will not be here right right next Saturday, Nope, next
• 1:34:20
  Saturday, We're not gonna have a show. I will try to pre record
• 1:34:23
  a little something for you guys if we have time thirty of the week,
• 1:34:26
  so you guys can thank me and probably Rock for that. You know,
• 1:34:30
  Uh, here Friday, I'm here Friday. I don't leave a little Saturday
• 1:34:35
  like I've Friday. I said, you can thank me Rock and Ray for
• 1:34:41
  that. I'm sorry for I'm getting you Ray Friday. Friday. You know
• 1:34:45
  what, shout out to build too? Yeah and everyone yeah, yeah,
• 1:34:48
  everyone but me shout you out hurt too. She's not gonna be here on
• 1:34:53
  that episode. We just shout out just still made it possible. Yeah,
• 1:34:58
  So we're gonna try to do something if if the week is not too hectic.
• 1:35:01
  We do want to thank our guests, Miss Ballmain, thank you for
• 1:35:04
  coming on having me. Thank you guys. You fit right in. Thank
• 1:35:11
  you. Yea, I'll come back again. Yeah, you're You're more definitely
• 1:35:15
  welcome back to come come hang out with it here anytime. Like you you
• 1:35:19
  have a very soothing voice. I can see how it's a voice over voice
• 1:35:24
  and then uh, you know, like you're very entertaining, you know,
• 1:35:27
  and like you fit in perfect where it's like all right, you know,
• 1:35:29
  help the conversation up here. You weren't on that bullshit you like, you
• 1:35:32
  know what I'm saying, So saluf for you to coming over here all the
• 1:35:38
  way from the UK. You're welcome back. Thank you guys. Where can
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  already had miss baw Main and fum but I couldn't understand because I think the
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  Japanese so I couldn't understand. I said, but by you know, shout
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  out to a Japanese version of me. Yeah, to tell Instagram that's like
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  your poppy m Yeah right there. Yeah, I'm just saying. I was
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  like, because I don't know you're poppy, George wouldn't take not even going,
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  which I mean I don't know why, which is weird. You guys
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  are sucking up. Get get George on there. But you want to go.
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  I mean, yeah, in September is a while from here. Yeah,
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  I'm sure that's why it's enough time you got to say. You know,
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  I have been I mean it's I don't know, man, it's I
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  have been writing some stuff, but it's I gotta I like when we throw
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  our one shows. But like I do, I do get the feeling when
• 1:38:28
  you say the open mic and it's like, what, I get uncomfortable.
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  I do. I'm cool with getting uncomfortable, but I'm just you know,
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  So thank everybody who bought the Apple Orchard one. There will be a different
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  bucks and you can watch it on YouTube on there as well. When you
• 1:39:14
  punch that bread dog, Oh, when you punch that bread dog. They
• 1:39:17
  got subscribers, and these fools want to get see some wonderland bread some dave.
• 1:39:21
  I don't know what bread, but they want to get they deserve.
• 1:39:24
  We're eighty two subscribers. Yeah, and all right, I'll I will probably
• 1:39:28
  tomorrow when I tomorrow, when I get up in the morning, I'm probably
• 1:39:31
  gonna go with my girlfriend that way it looks like, doesn't look like that'd
• 1:39:35
  just be like, no, You'll just hold the camera and I'll punch the
• 1:39:38
  bread. Honey. I gotta do this. Yeah, hey, you know,
• 1:39:43
  you know at a hundred, you gotta fuck that Japanese fleshlight. I
• 1:39:45
  know, I know, And I'll review it. I'll review it on here.
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  Fuck you guys, so at some time. So at one hundred subscribers,
• 1:39:53
  we're eighty two. Xavier will fuck the hand time. The difference he's
• 1:39:57
  one brings me some fucking fleshtight from Japan, and I gotta fuck this thing
• 1:40:00
  in review and all he has to do is go punch the bread out those
• 1:40:01
  and it's not even fairy. If I want to go four one hundred and
• 1:40:04
  fifty, what is he gonna do? Just get a walk? Can we
• 1:40:08
  get some thoughts in there? One hundred and fifty We will brew that,
• 1:40:11
  we'll brew the ideas. But but I mean, I just don't think it's
• 1:40:13
  a lot. You're you're single. You can suck the flesh light when you
• 1:40:15
  want. I just thought you would have sucked it already. Bro. Sounds
• 1:40:17
  like it's gonna be more fun than painful. I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:40:20
  like you you're gonna be like, oh man, I gotta fuck this thing
• 1:40:24
  now. Yeah, Like like bro, no guy, it's gonna be like
• 1:40:27
  the walking Shame. I don't have to be like fun. I talk to
• 1:40:29
  guys like, hey, guys, I was that it was great. You
• 1:40:30
  know I watched I watched this video. They didn't work for me, so
• 1:40:34
  I watched this other video. So then I had to go to my favorite.
• 1:40:38
  You know what the favorite is. It's very one set. You gotta
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  be uncomfortable. Yeah, bro, We'll see you guys on Wednesday. Peace
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  out, y'all, guys,