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JFK: Jessel F*cks Around & Finds Out · Reality with The King

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Raindrops. On today's episode of Reality with the King, oh, baby,
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  Speaker 1: we are getting into Roni. Roni is back. Episode two
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  Speaker 1: was good. Roni is no longer a phony baloney. You
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  Speaker 1: know what's so interesting? You know, we're talking about season
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  Speaker 1: 16 of Roni. Um, this cast includes Carol, Aaron, Jessel, Cy.
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  Speaker 1: So those are four women we are familiar with. And
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  Speaker 1: they have three new women, Daisy, Erica, and Haley, um,
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  Speaker 1: who are great additions. You know, look, as somebody who's
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  Speaker 1: known for loving all the girls, honey, I mean, are
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  Speaker 1: we going to have a real conversation? Uh, I love Uba.
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  Speaker 1: She's gorgeous. I used to really love Brynn until that
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  Speaker 1: awful thing she did last season. Yuck, gross. By the way, Brynn, Brynn,
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  Speaker 1: go back under the rock where you were living for
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  Speaker 1: the past year. So Brynn posted a video saying that
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  Speaker 1: people are saying the show was boring without her. Unless
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  Speaker 1: these are the people which are the voices in your head.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't saw one thing that said that. You are
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  Speaker 1: still lying. You got fire for lying on Uber. And
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  Speaker 1: you're still making up lies. You need to belong on
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  Speaker 1: the secret lies of Mormon wise or something. You are
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  Speaker 1: a liar, liar, pants on fire. No one is even
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  Speaker 1: thinking about you, Brynn. I forgot you existed. I think
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  Speaker 1: last week I called you Brian. Or was it Burrell?
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  Speaker 1: Or was it Bohemian Rhapsody? I don't know. It was
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  Speaker 1: with the B. Okay? It wasn't Bethany, bitch. It wasn't...
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  Speaker 1: Bo Derek. Okay? So... We just realized today your name
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  Speaker 1: is Brynn. So the idea... That... You literally lifted the
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  Speaker 1: rock you've been under and said, let me merge. And say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they're saying it's boring without me. No, B, the B
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  Speaker 1: for you is boring. Bye, brand. The other B, bye, bye, brand. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I digress. Who else left? Well, not Love Got Fired.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say it. Okay, so Uwe got fired. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Brynn got fired. And then the fashion designer, what was
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  Speaker 1: her name again? Oh, what was her name? She was cool.
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  Speaker 1: She was good on paper, but just not on television.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you can be good on paper, but not on TV.
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  Speaker 1: You know how, like, your resume can be good, and
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  Speaker 1: then when the person walks in the room, they're a dud?
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  Speaker 1: But you, like, you have all this experience? Um... Wait,
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  Speaker 1: her name starts with a... This is so bad. What
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  Speaker 1: I say to you, out of sight, out of mind.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that sad? What is her name? Hold on. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we have Brian, I mean Brynn. Um... Let me see.
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  Speaker 1: Now I gotta go on Google to find this woman's name.
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  Speaker 1: Lord Jesus. Okay. Okay. Jenna Lyons, okay, I knew it
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  Speaker 1: was with, okay, I knew at least it was with AJ, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I like Jenna Lyons. I actually wouldn't mind being friends
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  Speaker 1: with Jenna Lyons. Jenna Lyons just wasn't a Jenna, Jenna Sequa.
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  Speaker 1: Jenna Lyons had no Jenna Sequa, and that's no shade.
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  Speaker 1: But I digress. This current cast of season 16, oh honey.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here for it. I like it. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: So the episode opens up with Carol. So Carol, as
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  Speaker 1: you know, has not been on the show for eight years.
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  Speaker 1: But she is back. And one of the fascinating things
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  Speaker 1: about her being back is the fact that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's one of those things where let's have a real conversation.
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  Speaker 1: And y'all may not like it, but that's why y'all
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  Speaker 1: tune in. To my podcast. Because we're going to keep
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  Speaker 1: it real, y'all. I feel like if you are a
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  Speaker 1: housewife and you had... I feel like this. If a
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  Speaker 1: housewife has survived 10 consecutive seasons, I feel like you
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  Speaker 1: should go on an automatic break. And then you should
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  Speaker 1: come back after you miss it. Because then you're able
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  Speaker 1: to give something interesting to the show. Carol is actually
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  Speaker 1: very interesting to watch. Now, when Carol was with the
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  Speaker 1: other New York housewives... I wasn't a big fan of Carol,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't dislike her either. I thought Carol... Carol's
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  Speaker 1: like a Christmas tree ornament. She was just there. Right?
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't mad at it. It made sense. It fit. Right?
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  Speaker 1: It looked good. It was seasonal. Just saying. No shade. Right? Right? So,
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  Speaker 1: when Carol left or got fired, who knows, child. You
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  Speaker 1: know these girls. I wasn't mad. I was like, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Because no shade. Back then, the show belonged to Ramona, Bethany, Luann,
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  Speaker 1: and Sonya. And Dorinda. I mean, Dorinda, honey. Come on.
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  Speaker 1: The show was Dorinda's, child. Let's be clear. So, Carol's back.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I like Carol. Carol's like emerging as,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, one of my favorites. So it's giving
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  Speaker 1: Cynthia Bailey on Atlanta Housewives. Cynthia Bailey is so good
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  Speaker 1: on Atlanta Housewives as a friend of. Although Carol is
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  Speaker 1: a housewife. Because I thought Carol was going to be
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  Speaker 1: a friend of. But she's holding an apple in the
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  Speaker 1: main titles. So I guess she's a housewife. I felt
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  Speaker 1: like she could have been the godmother. The way I
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  Speaker 1: kind of see Cynthia Bailey on Atlanta Housewives. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: not mad at Carol. Carol's interesting. You know, Carol represents
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  Speaker 1: New York City, right? New York City. If you ever
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  Speaker 1: lived in New York City or know people, Carol lives
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  Speaker 1: in the city. Her apartment is not the biggest. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not the biggest. But the thing is, it's one
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  Speaker 1: of those things where She is a city girl, not
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  Speaker 1: to be confused with Young Miami and JT. Okay. Karisha, please.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So, Carol is an uptown girl. No, she's downtown, Carlos.
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  Speaker 1: She's a downtown girl. Okay. So, she has a car
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  Speaker 1: that she parks on the side of the street. And
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  Speaker 1: this is very true for all New Yorkers who know this.
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  Speaker 1: I used to live in New York, too. Every Tuesday
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  Speaker 1: between 9 and 10.30, they sweep the street. And you
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  Speaker 1: have to move your car or you will get a ticket.
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  Speaker 1: Carol does her meetings between 9 and 10.30. So that
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  Speaker 1: she can sit in her car and not lose her
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  Speaker 1: parking spot. Because, baby, finding a parking spot for free
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  Speaker 1: in New York City is like finding Brent under a rock. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Where are you? Need it on the haystack. Okay. So,
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  Speaker 1: Carol decides that that's her time to have a meeting. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, here for it. It's quirky. She's talking
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  Speaker 1: to her publisher. Erica joins her. That's fab. Fab. They
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  Speaker 1: have a little conversation, a little Ponderosa inside of her
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  Speaker 1: red Jeep that was made in 1971. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: it needs an oil change. I'm sure the antifreeze is low.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sure that, no shade, there are stains in
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  Speaker 1: the seats. I'm saying the car is old. But hey,
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  Speaker 1: Carole is a New York girlie. So they talk. And
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  Speaker 1: what was so interesting is the idea of this. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like what's happening now with the success of Love
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  Speaker 1: Story that was on Hulu about JFK Jr. Wait, is
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  Speaker 1: it Caroline? No, Caroline Carlos was... Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I watched Love Story, by the way. It was really good. Okay. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Caroline was set. Yes. Okay. I got confused because... We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about that later, towards the end of the episode. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette, Ryan Murphy did a
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  Speaker 1: fantastic job. It's so well done. The actors were fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: It is the talk of the town. So during filming,
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  Speaker 1: they obviously said, well, Carol, you have connections with them.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about it. So what she mentioned,
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  Speaker 1: which was a huge surprise, Carol found out that she...
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Carol found out that they were doing the
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  Speaker 1: movie based on her going on a date. She met
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  Speaker 1: some guy off Raya, was it Raya? A dating app.
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  Speaker 1: And she had another date and both guys pretty much
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  Speaker 1: told her that, oh, I auditioned to play your late husband.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how she found out that they were making
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  Speaker 1: the series, which is so fascinating. So fascinating. But because
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  Speaker 1: of all of this, the book that Carol wrote 20
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  Speaker 1: years ago is now a New York Times bestseller. Because
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  Speaker 1: people are truly fascinated by that story. And by people,
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  Speaker 1: I do mean Jessel. But we will get to that later. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But no, I thought that was so fascinating, so interesting. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I like Carol on the show. I'm like really, really
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  Speaker 1: here for it. I really am. I love it so much.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's so good. It fits. It makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: And I have a strong feeling that, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: Carol may be one of my favorites. It's still early,
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  Speaker 1: but she may be one of my favorites. She's so real.
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  Speaker 1: She's so New York. I love her. Okay. Unfortunately, when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to Aaron, Aaron discovered that while she was
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  Speaker 1: getting kicked out of Jessel's party, a party was happening
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  Speaker 1: in her Hampton's home. but not a party of celebration,
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  Speaker 1: a party of water. It is damaged, okay? It was
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  Speaker 1: sad to see. You know, Aaron is... I like Aaron.
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  Speaker 1: And I know that may be debatable, but raindrops, let
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  Speaker 1: me know what y'all think. I like Aaron. I think
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  Speaker 1: Aaron is great for the show. Y'all know, Lowkey, Aaron
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  Speaker 1: has been my favorite for the past, you know, couple
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  Speaker 1: of seasons since the show's been on. and it may
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  Speaker 1: not change i just like her i don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it is i think she i i like aaron because
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  Speaker 1: she is who she is and i like a woman
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  Speaker 1: on reality television who is so unapologetic about who they
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  Speaker 1: are and aaron fits that mold not the mold in
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  Speaker 1: her house but she fits the mold of a reality
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: tv housewife speaking of mold she does have mold in
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  Speaker 1: her house in sack harbor um It was devastating to watch.
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  Speaker 1: We learned later on that she did send an architect over.
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  Speaker 1: And he said he did some stuff for Hurricane Katrina
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  Speaker 1: in New Orleans. And this was worse than that. So
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  Speaker 1: she lost her house, which is sad. It's sad because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when she was going through the memories, you know,
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  Speaker 1: her kids were, you know, measuring their height. On the walls,
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  Speaker 1: just so y'all know, black households, we don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Our mothers would spank us. Y'all call it spank. We
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  Speaker 1: call it a whooping. Our mother would give us whooping
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  Speaker 1: if we even decided to put anything on the wall,
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  Speaker 1: let alone a pencil. Measuring our height. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: black folks ain't doing that. So I have never dared
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  Speaker 1: to grab a number two pencil. And measure my height.
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  Speaker 1: Because I wouldn't be alive. Okay. Just saying. My mom
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  Speaker 1: going to play that mess. Anywho. On top of that.
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  Speaker 1: We now get to find out more. About Erica. So
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  Speaker 1: Erica who is gorgeous. We all know she is married
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  Speaker 1: to a tech billionaire. Billionaire. But we also learned that
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  Speaker 1: she was in the WWE for two years. And because
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  Speaker 1: of that, she does boxing and she's taking up classes
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  Speaker 1: at Equinox where she teaches. Which is so New York.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Fascinating. Here for it. So she's there
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  Speaker 1: with Hailey and... Wait, she was there with Hailey... Erica.
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  Speaker 1: I believe Daisy was there, right? So anyways, Haley starts
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  Speaker 1: to talk shit about Aaron. She calls Aaron boring and
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  Speaker 1: says she's like strawberry jam. Which I did like that.
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  Speaker 1: She pretty much is talking about how She doesn't like
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  Speaker 1: Aaron because Aaron talks shit. And in this moment, I
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  Speaker 1: got confused because I'm like, wait a second. Last week's episode,
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  Speaker 1: we saw you at Aaron's. I mean, we saw Aaron
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  Speaker 1: come up to your house. And yes, you were like
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  Speaker 1: not paying attention to her rambling. But it seemed like
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  Speaker 1: you guys were cool. And in this moment is where
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  Speaker 1: my producer hat went off like, wait, you and Aaron
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  Speaker 1: are not like real friends. But you guys are friends
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  Speaker 1: based on the show. Because to do a 180 like
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  Speaker 1: that was so shocking and jarring to me. And I
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  Speaker 1: like Hailey, but I didn't like that. I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was too much. Like, there was, you have to lube
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  Speaker 1: us up before you can bang us with this notion
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  Speaker 1: that You just went in so hard on Aaron. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't feel like it was justified because Aaron did nothing
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  Speaker 1: to you. Now, yes, we learned later in the episode
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  Speaker 1: that Aaron told your friend that, you know, asking her, like,
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  Speaker 1: are you the one that broke her, you know, nose
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  Speaker 1: with your tit? And we, you know, we learned that
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  Speaker 1: the woman isn't speaking to Haley anymore. But, again, I
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  Speaker 1: just felt like it was too much. It was just
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  Speaker 1: too much. I didn't like it. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It just gave fake tease. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't like that. I honestly just didn't like it. But,
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  Speaker 1: still love Haley. Okay. Now, let's get into Daisy. Daisy
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  Speaker 1: has a husband named Eugene. He does hair and he's straight. Okay? So,
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  Speaker 1: we're not going to spread any rumors about Like the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: girls did on Salt Lake City when it came to
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  Speaker 1: Angie's husband. We're not doing that. I love the fact
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  Speaker 1: that Housewives have shown that straight men can also do
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a blowout. Okay? They could do a blowout. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't mean candles. And I don't mean the other types
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  Speaker 1: of blow. Or... Child, they know how to do hair. Eugene...
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  Speaker 1: is interesting because Daisy is such a very interesting character.
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  Speaker 1: And I love Daisy too. Daisy may also be one
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  Speaker 1: of my favorites because she's quirky. And you could tell
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  Speaker 1: that her husband looks at her like, I also have
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  Speaker 1: to raise you. We're raising our son, but I also
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  Speaker 1: have to raise you in a sense. And as they're
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  Speaker 1: talking about their schedule, Daisy does it... Hmm, how can
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I say this? In the words of Kate Hudson and
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  Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey, how to lose a guy in 10 days
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  Speaker 1: is what Daisy is doing when it comes to her husband.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like her behavior towards him is going to,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't wish this on them, obviously, it may
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  Speaker 1: push them out the door. Like, I'm so fascinated by
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  Speaker 1: what happened between Psy and her husband, because I think
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  Speaker 1: that may be the case, too. No shade. I think,
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  Speaker 1: I told y'all last week, I think Psy drank the
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  Speaker 1: Kool-Aid of Housewives, and her husband probably said, you are unrecognizable.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? And that's why 90% of these women
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  Speaker 1: get a divorce, because For some of them, the husbands
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  Speaker 1: can't handle them having attention when the husbands are used
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  Speaker 1: to having attention. And I think for the other half,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: the women just become, caricatures of, you know, who they
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  Speaker 1: are on the show. So for me, hmm, yeah. So
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  Speaker 1: for me, I am concerned about what's going to happen
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  Speaker 1: between Daisy and Eugene. It's starting to feel like they
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  Speaker 1: just go along to get along because they have a
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  Speaker 1: child together. She travels. She doesn't make time for him.
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  Speaker 1: He's trying to set up trips for them and they
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  Speaker 1: can spend time with each other. She has more time
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  Speaker 1: to spend with Martha Stewart than she does with her
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  Speaker 1: own husband. And that makes me sad. Because you can
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  Speaker 1: tell he's a good guy. And I just don't want...
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  Speaker 1: What I don't want is for anything to happen between
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  Speaker 1: the two of them the way that we now do
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  Speaker 1: know that Angie Kay and her husband on Salt Lake
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  Speaker 1: City are divorcing. So I don't want that. Like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want that at all. So I hope she gets
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  Speaker 1: it together. But child, when they went to Psy's surprise dinner,
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  Speaker 1: which by the way, Carol, listen, I love you. You
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  Speaker 1: are the worst actress. For you to say to Psy, like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember you. And Cy's like, remember, I saw
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  Speaker 1: you here. We did this together. And you're staring at her.
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  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, you realize, this looks bad.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, yes, that's right. Girl, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I say to people I went to high school with
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  Speaker 1: that I see 30 years later. And I'm like, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember you at all. I thought you was
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  Speaker 1: a raindrop who wanted a photo. And I was going
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  Speaker 1: to happily oblige. I've had people come up to say
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  Speaker 1: to me, You don't remember me? I said, uh-uh. No,
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  Speaker 1: should I? You don't? Remember when you was at Whole
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  Speaker 1: Foods and we were in the produce aisle? I was
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  Speaker 1: the one that said, excuse me when you got your
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  Speaker 1: organic avocado. And I'm like, oh. My bad, bro. Or sis.
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  Speaker 1: Or they. My bad. I didn't know. No. No. So
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  Speaker 1: it does happen in real life. That's why I can
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  Speaker 1: recognize it. When Carol pretended, oh, yes, I remember. Carol
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  Speaker 1: don't remember Psy because no shade to Psy, who I
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  Speaker 1: think is gorgeous. She's so beautiful. Psy isn't rememberable. No shade.
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  Speaker 1: And that's no shade. She's not that... Psy's not that memorable. No.
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  Speaker 1: And I love her. No shade. She's gorge. If I
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  Speaker 1: saw Psy walking down the street, I would say, did
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  Speaker 1: we go to high school together? I would be like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, but you're a housewife. My bad. Damn.
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  Speaker 1: I knew you'd look familiar. So, on Carol's side with
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  Speaker 1: this one. Okay. This is where Daisy lost me and
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  Speaker 1: when I realized Daisy has one Daisy has one makeup
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  Speaker 1: brush out of the compact purse and mirror because she
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  Speaker 1: is slowly getting out of her marriage. What Daisy did
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  Speaker 1: when she hearted a text message from her son's tutor,
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  Speaker 1: who is 26 years old, sending her a text saying,
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  Speaker 1: You make me feel like I'm 12. First of all,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: at 12, why are you even thinking of having any
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  Speaker 1: relations with women at 12? Gross. I was disgusted by
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  Speaker 1: the notion of you being 12 fantasizing about this woman. Gross.
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  Speaker 1: And if I ever, you know, and then for him
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  Speaker 1: to say, you know, Oh, but you know, like... If
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  Speaker 1: I see you, I may implode. Implode? Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. I've been around for a long time. I
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  Speaker 1: have a show called Love and Marriage Huntsville that airs
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  Speaker 1: every Saturday on the Oprah Winfrey Network. Shameless plug. And
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: one thing I've learned is this. If anyone, man, woman, gay,
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  Speaker 1: or they... I'm going to give you 26, 46, or 66, okay?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: To accept a text message from somebody you are employing,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: he's employed by you because he is your son's tutor, okay?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And he's texting you while you have a husband, and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: he knows you have a husband, okay? Because he's tutoring
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  Speaker 1: your child. And the father is the one at home too.
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  Speaker 1: At times. He sent that text. Because something happened. Allegedly.
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  Speaker 1: And listen. When I say something happened. I'm not saying that.
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  Speaker 1: How can I say this in Daisy's world? I'm not
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: saying that. The lipstick was. Touch the lips. I ain't
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: saying that the lipstick actually touched the lips. But what
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I am saying, baby, blush was used. Use that to
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: your imagination. Blush, double tantrum, okay? Blush was used, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Something happened. She hearted it. Not saying, how dare you?
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  Speaker 1: Or you know how like the New York and the
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: OC girls like to say, shame on you. Shame on you.
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  Speaker 1: I am a wife. This is inappropriate. I'm reporting you
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  Speaker 1: to HR. None of that happened. She hearted it. And
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: then we're seeing a series of text messages from it.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you texting your son's tutor privately when you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: have a husband who Shouldn't you be on a group
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: chat with his dad, your husband, and the tutor? Eugene
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and Daisy should be on a group text with the tutor.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Because they both share the child. Daisy, you ain't fooling me. Daisy? Yeah, girl.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I got my good eye on you. Okay. So, Aaron
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: and Jessel decide to address their issue because what we
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: found out last week, yes, was we saw Jessel kick
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: out Aaron. Jessel, you know, won in the moment because
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: it was obvious. It was a typical reality trope of,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: get out of my party! Child, Sheree Whitfield did that
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: to NeNe Leakes season one of the Real Housewives of
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Atlanta in 2008. Try something new, honey. I wasn't here
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: for it. But I will say this. Jessel's gorgeous. Jessel
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: at this dinner table looks stunning. Am I the only
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: one who caught it? The dermatologist that she didn't know
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  Speaker 1: but knows now because he's popular? Baby, keep him. You
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  Speaker 1: look absolutely stunning. Jessel Gorge. Capital G. Okay. Sup? Erin
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: makes a toast and mentions to Psy what great friends
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: they are and that she would not kick her out
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  Speaker 1: of a party as if they're not good friends. Okay,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: that was cute. Like that. Jessa caught that shade and
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm not toasting to that. Erin said that
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: she felt that her and Jessa were connected due to
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: the loss of their fathers. And she felt like they
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: were having a moment of really trying to, like, you know,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: get their friendship together. Now, Jessel is right when she says,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you said I was fake, obnoxious, and a snake. Or
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: whatever she said, right? Fake. Not a snake. Fake. Fake, obnoxious,
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  Speaker 1: and thirsty. There we go. And Carol even co-signed it like,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: you did say that. No shade. You said it. And
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: in Jessel's defense, and I'm on Jessel's side with this one,
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  Speaker 1: if that's how you felt about me, you should have
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: said it to my face. That was it. Jessel won.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: That was it because she's right. If you're saying to
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  Speaker 1: me you thought we were connecting due to the loss
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  Speaker 1: of our dads, then wouldn't you feel better telling me
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  Speaker 1: to my face? I'm fake, thirsty, and obnoxious? Aaron's like, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did. You're right. I said those things. And then
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: they apologized to each other. And I'm like, okay, that's good.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Because let's be clear, the beef wasn't that serious. And
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Aaron was wrong. You can't talk about somebody behind their
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: back And when they find out, you can't choose how
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: they respond to you. So I'm team Jessup on this one. Then, honey,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Haley came in, child, and started to read Miss Erin, too.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Talking about, you approached my friend, you brought up the breast,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: breaking my nose, wasn't her. And Erin was like, when
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I was drinking, okay, Erin, you lost again. Love you.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: You lost this round as well. And she's like, what
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: is this? Pile on Aaron? Yes. Yes. You talk shit
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: about people behind their backs, Aaron. And you should get
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: called out for it. Say it to their face. So
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: she's like, okay, fine. Apologize for that. Okay. So then
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Daisy wants to ask Carol about Carolyn Bessette. And Jessa
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: was like, yes, was she a bitch? And they're just like,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: that's not my question. I didn't want to know that.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: And we're all looking at Justin like, wait, what are
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: you talking about? I watched the show. Well, yeah, the show.
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  Speaker 1: From what I've seen, she didn't give a bitch. She
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: gave a woman who fell in love with this guy
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: and she didn't realize how famous he was and she
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: was conflicted about wanting her anonymity but also wanting to
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: love this guy that she fell in love with. I
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: didn't get bitched from her. Did y'all get bitched from watching?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't get that. Like, not at all. I felt
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: horrible for her. Like, Beyonce. Like, damn, she was a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: prisoner in her own home. All she did was fall
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  Speaker 1: in love with this man, and JFK Jr. was conflicted
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: with both worlds. And you could tell that Carol was
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: visibly like, bitch, what are you talking about? That's my
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: best friend and cousin. What? Then Jessel's like, well, you
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: know everyone is wearing the Caroline Bessette summer minimal look.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: You know, that's like the thing. It's a trend now.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: You know, you wear like black and white. I mean, look, Carol,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: you wearing it too. Jessel? Are the lights on at home?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Did the dermatologist put too much chemical pill in your
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: face where your brain got pilled off too, sis? What
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: is happening? Carol's like, what? And she's like, yeah, it's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: a thing. They're wearing the look now. It's like the
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: summer look. Carol's like, I don't love that. You don't?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Why not? You don't love it? I don't love it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: What I do love is my 1971 Jeep that's parked
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: around the corner. Let me go sit in there. Like,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Carol leaves. She's like, I can't take this. Jesta was
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: so out of line. That's that woman's family member and bestie.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want to gossip about the fact that you
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: think she's the B word. She's telling you guys she
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: didn't even watch the show because it would be too weird.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Read the room, Jessel. So Carol leaves, and then they
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: started to, you know, look at, which is why I
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: love New York. Only New York City, and maybe Miami,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: can you be at a fancy restaurant, and then turn around,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: and there's a performance. Oh, I love New York. Oh, fuck.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: New York is Okay, guys, no shade. New York is
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: definitely top three, one of the best cities in the world.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: You just have to love New York. New York is, oh,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: chef's kiss. I love New York. Okay, I digress. All right. No,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: before she left, Jess was like, do y'all think the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: family is cursed? This one had cancer. This one died
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: in a plane crash. I'm like, and that's when Carol
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: says she had enough. Gesso is... Yo. Gesso, I don't
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: know if you're trying to make good TV or you're
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: just not that bright. And maybe it's both. I mean,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: if the family is cursed and you're sitting next to
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: the actual family member... Wrong road. Wrong road. to say
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the least. Okay, then the party happens, and, you know,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: we see the performance, and here is when we see
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: that Aaron whispers to Daisy that Gesso is a cloud chaser. Mm-hmm. Yeah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: a cloud chaser. Yeah. And then Erica's like, huh, this
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: is who Jessel warned me about. Aaron talked shit. And Aaron,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: you did. Aaron, you are the biggest loser in this episode.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: No shade. You talk shit about these people. It's all
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: your fault. You did it. And you wouldn't stop. You
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: kept going and going and going and going. You and Jessel,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the biggest losers in this episode. I'm just saying. No shade,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: but shade. But it was a very entertaining episode. I
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: really enjoyed it. We got to learn a little bit
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: more about Erica. But I want to see Erica's home.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: And I want a house tour. When she says she
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: sometimes be home by herself because her husband travels once
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: a week. And she's afraid something's going to happen to her.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: And she sleeps with a butcher knife next to her.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: And puts all of his Rolex watches out so that
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the robbers can get that. Like, she's my type of girl.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I want to see more, more, and more, and more,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: and more of Erica. I want to see how a
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: fabulous billionaire's wife lives in New York City. Raindrops, let
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: me know if you agree. Let me know your thoughts
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: on this episode. And I will see you guys on
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the next one.