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- 0:00Speaker 1: He's Gene Malias on six ten CKTV, Niagrez News and Song.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Today. Our good pal John Litkey is a standing by
- 0:08Speaker 2: Good morning John, Good morning Jane. Hey. So the lights
- 0:11Speaker 2: went out on the Ed Sullivan Theater last week and
- 0:14Speaker 2: that was it for the Colbert Show. CBS told us
- 0:18Speaker 2: it was just business. But you're going to have to
- 0:21Speaker 2: explain this one to me, because I saw a clip
- 0:23Speaker 2: of it. Twenty three hours later, Colbert re emerged in
- 0:28Speaker 2: a Michigan basement on what looks like a really cheap
- 0:32Speaker 2: and cheesy cable TV show, something akin to what Wayne's
- 0:38Speaker 2: World way back in the day. So you have to
- 0:42Speaker 2: explain that one to me, and why the lawyers went
- 0:46Speaker 2: into a bit of a tailspin when suddenly they just
- 0:49Speaker 2: thought Stephen Colbert was going to walk away and all
- 0:51Speaker 2: of a sudden, he's doing a cheesy cable TV show.
- 0:54Speaker 2: But I mean, he had like eminem on the thing.
- 0:57Speaker 1: It was. So he started out the late show because
- 1:00Speaker 1: he had to transition from the Coulbert rapport on Comedy Central,
- 1:03Speaker 1: where he was a right wing provocateur comedy satirical host.
- 1:07Speaker 1: So they want to do a bit of a palate
- 1:09Speaker 1: cleanser and so he showed up on Monroe Cable Access
- 1:11Speaker 1: in Michigan for fifteen years ago, eleven years ago for
- 1:16Speaker 1: just a one hour segment, and he transitioned out of
- 1:19Speaker 1: the Late Show by doing the exact same thing, and
- 1:22Speaker 1: he had Jack White doing the music. He had Eminem
- 1:24Speaker 1: show up, Jeff Daniels, stiv Buscemi. It was incredible and
- 1:27Speaker 1: it really puts CBS in their place because it showed
- 1:30Speaker 1: we don't he doesn't need their platform, he has their own.
- 1:33Speaker 1: But we've got to admit what's actually occurring. CBS had
- 1:36Speaker 1: a premeditated corporate execution that's being sold as a strategic pivot.
- 1:40Speaker 1: It's not a business decision. It's the liquidation of the
- 1:43Speaker 1: public square. They didn't just turn off the lights, they
- 1:45Speaker 1: destroyed the set, they pulled the plug and now it's
- 1:48Speaker 1: a shakedown that we're all watching and the audience is
- 1:50Speaker 1: actually a victim and the shareholders of the beneficiaries of
- 1:53Speaker 1: the silence, and it's all because they want to set
- 1:55Speaker 1: the stage for a merger that Oh, that's right, Donald
- 1:58Speaker 1: Trump's friend who FCC chair has to approve.
- 2:02Speaker 2: Yes, of course, it was definitely a corporate shakedown. I
- 2:06Speaker 2: think nobody believes it was just business as usual.
- 2:10Speaker 1: I don't see how you could. I mean, and we
- 2:13Speaker 1: can talk a little bit more of that as it
- 2:14Speaker 1: comes up, but I mean they paid essentially what was
- 2:16Speaker 1: a bribe to the Presidential Library. Colbert called it a
- 2:21Speaker 1: bribe on air, and then he was canceled days later.
- 2:24Speaker 1: I mean, we just have to look at the series
- 2:26Speaker 1: of events chronologically. It doesn't take up a scientist here.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Yeah, CBS is replacing the Colbert show of the Late
- 2:34Speaker 2: Night Show with Byron Allen's comics Unleashed. Now you know,
- 2:39Speaker 2: here's what's interesting about that? Well, two things. Hey, they
- 2:42Speaker 2: had the first episode the night after Colbert signed off,
- 2:47Speaker 2: and I found out why because that is the anniversary
- 2:51Speaker 2: date that Byron Allen appeared on The Tonight Show with
- 2:54Speaker 2: Johnny Carson. So we wanted to bring them around a
- 2:57Speaker 2: full circle. But then you're telling me buy Renowlan's not
- 3:03Speaker 2: getting paid what hello.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Well, I mean that would be one thing. He's actually
- 3:07Speaker 1: paying CBS for the opportunity of having the time slot.
- 3:11Speaker 1: And it's a total shell game. They didn't just fire
- 3:13Speaker 1: the top guy in Late Night. They've turned a historic
- 3:17Speaker 1: Manhattan stage into a low yield rental property. They're no
- 3:20Speaker 1: longer in the business of paying for talent in the
- 3:22Speaker 1: Late Show, they're in the business of rent collection. To
- 3:25Speaker 1: keep things quiet. They're using this man as a financial
- 3:28Speaker 1: human shield. They get to claim diversity while leasing the
- 3:31Speaker 1: airwaves to a guy who has been directed to keep
- 3:33Speaker 1: it a political This is the ultimate big yellow taxi.
- 3:38Speaker 1: They're they're paving paradise for a parking lot here. They'd
- 3:41Speaker 1: rather just put up a food truck.
- 3:42Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Paramount paid the sixteen million as a settlement
- 3:46Speaker 2: to Donald Trump recently for and it's going to go
- 3:48Speaker 2: to the library now. Colbert called it the big fat pride.
- 3:53Speaker 2: I mean, how else does it look?
- 3:56Speaker 1: I mean, come on, this is like asset management truth gene.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Paramount paid the bribe. Colbert called them out. Days later,
- 4:04Speaker 1: he's been shown the door, and the reason is because
- 4:07Speaker 1: Paramount is desperate for FCC approval on an eight and
- 4:10Speaker 1: a half billion dollar merger. The Trump state has signaled
- 4:14Speaker 1: that the satire exemption is done. And I mean, look,
- 4:17Speaker 1: he's even going after the view right now. For gosh sakes.
- 4:20Speaker 1: They've traded the First Amendment for a regulatory rubber stamp.
- 4:23Speaker 1: And they didn't cancel the show because it was losing
- 4:25Speaker 1: any money. They canceled the host because they wanted to
- 4:28Speaker 1: secure the windfall. This is a corporate lobotomy performed for
- 4:32Speaker 1: a permit.
- 4:33Speaker 2: Let's get back to that little Michigan cable TV show
- 4:37Speaker 2: that was a surprise, but immediately it was hit with
- 4:40Speaker 2: copyright infringing infringements by CBS. So I mean so now
- 4:46Speaker 2: they claim they actually financed the production of that. Did
- 4:49Speaker 2: cold it was? Did he pull a fast one on CBS?
- 4:53Speaker 1: This might be the best part of this all tame
- 4:56Speaker 1: rankly so he used their own poison pill the budget
- 5:00Speaker 1: to fund his rebellion against them. They claim they financed it. Yeah,
- 5:06Speaker 1: they did. Colbert used his remaining production crew and budget
- 5:11Speaker 1: to build a digital life draft while he was still
- 5:13Speaker 1: on their clock. Paramount only waived the copyright strikes that
- 5:17Speaker 1: they started to levy at him because it was pr
- 5:20Speaker 1: suicide to keep going. They realized, wait, he put together
- 5:24Speaker 1: a show for probably fifteen thousand dollars that's garnered six
- 5:28Speaker 1: and a half million people in eight hours, and it
- 5:30Speaker 1: had M and M and Jack White and Jeff Daniels
- 5:34Speaker 1: and Steve Buscemi. They realized they paid for the fighting
- 5:37Speaker 1: for the lighting match that Colbert used to start the fire,
- 5:41Speaker 1: and now they're trying to invoice him for the smoke
- 5:43Speaker 1: damage that's been caused. But again, the whole thing was
- 5:46Speaker 1: started by their actions at the beginning. So you know,
- 5:49Speaker 1: my daddy always said, don't go to pick a fight
- 5:52Speaker 1: with someone who buys ink by the gallon, but also
- 5:55Speaker 1: don't go to fight with a guy who has one
- 5:57Speaker 1: hundred million fans on the internet and is able to
- 6:00Speaker 1: garner support on a moment's notice.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad they're shipping the Light Show set off
- 6:05Speaker 2: to a museum in Chicago. But boy, that theater is
- 6:09Speaker 2: just so incredible. It's just filled with history, you know,
- 6:14Speaker 2: which is why they had one of the Beatles on there,
- 6:16Speaker 2: because you know, everybody knows the Beatles from the Ed
- 6:19Speaker 2: Sullivan Show, and that's the d Selvin Theater. I hope
- 6:22Speaker 2: that they're not getting rid of this theater, are they?
- 6:25Speaker 1: So when they got rid of David Letterman through that
- 6:28Speaker 1: forced retirement sort of that it was, it was a
- 6:30Speaker 1: voluntary force retirement. The day after the show ended, I
- 6:34Speaker 1: think there was a literal dumpster fire outside of the
- 6:36Speaker 1: theater of all of the assets of it, and that
- 6:39Speaker 1: set was completely destroyed. I think they recognized that if
- 6:42Speaker 1: they did that in this case, it would be a
- 6:44Speaker 1: really bad pr move, especially with the Internet being what
- 6:46Speaker 1: it is today. But let's not call it charity. I mean,
- 6:49Speaker 1: I agree with you. They're shipping the set to Chicago,
- 6:51Speaker 1: that's where Stephen Colbert is from. But I like that
- 6:54Speaker 1: it's being saved. I love a good walking museum, don't
- 6:57Speaker 1: get me wrong. But they're physically gutting the infrastructure of discent.
- 7:00Speaker 1: This is sort of like what Doug Ford is doing
- 7:03Speaker 1: with the Ontario Science Center. Move the landmark under the
- 7:05Speaker 1: guise of logistics, and then the space can never be
- 7:07Speaker 1: used for the original purpose. Again. They've dismantled it so
- 7:11Speaker 1: that if the political winds do change after approval or otherwise,
- 7:14Speaker 1: there is no nothing left to come back to. They
- 7:16Speaker 1: want a quiet, empty room that produces nothing but margin
- 7:19Speaker 1: and silence. Hopefully it can get back to what it
- 7:21Speaker 1: once was because it's such a storied room.
- 7:23Speaker 2: Yeah. And I guess if you look at Doug Ford's
- 7:26Speaker 2: two hundred dollars rebate checks, and you take a look
- 7:28Speaker 2: at CBS canceling the show Trump didn't like to help
- 7:32Speaker 2: build his library, can you say we're getting into the
- 7:36Speaker 2: era of managed silence.
- 7:39Speaker 1: John, it really feels like it. I mean, the ashvill
- 7:43Speaker 1: is still wet. The footprints lead straight to the boardroom.
- 7:46Speaker 1: Whether it's a Manhattan theater gene that's being gutted or
- 7:49Speaker 1: the Ontario Science Center being moved to a waterfront parking lot,
- 7:52Speaker 1: strategy is still the same decommission. The things that aren't
- 7:56Speaker 1: good for your brand, whether it's a corporate brand or
- 7:59Speaker 1: a political brand, or the ven diagram overlap. These people
- 8:02Speaker 1: want us living in a world of comics, unleashed, evergreen,
- 8:06Speaker 1: a political safe for the shareholders, but unpalatable for the
- 8:09Speaker 1: vast majority of the people who will ever pay attention
- 8:11Speaker 1: to it. And that's probably the same with the Science
- 8:13Speaker 1: Center that's gonna be shrunk. So they're paving the public square.
- 8:15Speaker 1: They're handing us the two hundred dollars rebate to cover
- 8:18Speaker 1: the parking fee and telling us to enjoy what you get.
- 8:20Speaker 1: That's the scraps of it. But Paramount owns the signal.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Colbert though, owns the match. As I said, So the
- 8:26Speaker 1: flames they're still visible from Monroe, and we'll see who's
- 8:29Speaker 1: laughing when the merger dust settles, the bill comes due
- 8:32Speaker 1: and Colbert still has his audience.
- 8:36Speaker 2: Great take. I love it. Thank you John, thank you Geene.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Here he goes John Lickey always a great take on
- 8:42Speaker 2: things happening on our planet Earth. That was good.