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59: Man Dies After Peen Injection | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I saw on the internet a podcast where
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  Speaker 2: I talked with my comedian friends about random stories that
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  Speaker 2: you suggest. Today's stories are from you, the viewers. Internet
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  Speaker 2: at Kevin stage dot com is where you can submit
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  Speaker 2: those stories. Today we have Tony Baker, that's Nickerson, Cornelia Stradwick.
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  Speaker 1: The comedians don't have the story until I read it.
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  Speaker 1: Where Stradwick from Cornelia?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's a story.
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  Speaker 4: We think that my great grandfather changed his last name.
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  Speaker 4: That's what he told one of his grandchildren. He said
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  Speaker 4: a white man was trying to kill him, so I
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  Speaker 4: changed my name. We don't know what the name was
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  Speaker 4: before that. So if you meet a Stradwick in America, they.
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  Speaker 3: Are my relatives.
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  Speaker 4: Really, Yes, that's what the story is. We don't know
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  Speaker 4: no other except except us.
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  Speaker 1: My granddad changed his name too.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what it was before?
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  Speaker 1: It was?
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  Speaker 2: It was Frederick Anderson and he skipped town reasons unknown,
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  Speaker 2: changed it to Andre Frederick's. So I was like, going
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  Speaker 2: to do my genealogy and my mom was like, it stops.
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  Speaker 2: Frederick stops after that, and I was like you back
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  Speaker 2: in the day, you could just be like, man, my
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  Speaker 2: name is Jim.
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  Speaker 4: We're restarching trying to figure it out, pull strawig out
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  Speaker 4: of air.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know. We just know. If you see a
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  Speaker 3: Stradwick with that last.
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  Speaker 4: Name spelling, they are my uncle. Like there are our relatives.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, you're Kevin Anderson.
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  Speaker 4: There can be some others. Maybe we just have not
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  Speaker 4: we have not found them. Or there's some variations of Stradwick.
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  Speaker 4: There's like Straditch, like there's some similarities, but Wick is y'allwig,
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  Speaker 4: I know me too.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard any other Stradwick.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know what the last We've been trying to
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  Speaker 3: figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's how Benner the Cumberbatch.
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  Speaker 2: His family had told to change his last name because
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  Speaker 2: they was owned some slaves or some stuff. So there's
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  Speaker 2: like it was on that strategig thing. His grandma was like,
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  Speaker 2: do not go into Hollywood with the last name comor
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  Speaker 2: Bat just gonna come back. We own slaves, the Muhamas
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  Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, And he was like, nah, man, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a comer.
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  Speaker 5: Bade America a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody to Muhammad was her last name was comber
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  Speaker 2: Bats like his family owned mind. He was like, I
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  Speaker 2: knew my grandma. My grandma told me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Fall also, like I'm saying, in America, you're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: a lot of a lot of the presidents.
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  Speaker 5: Did you know the people on the money did the money.
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  Speaker 3: I think that there's still family money from that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it wasn't like they have.
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  Speaker 3: They still had money.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, because it ain't Jones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cumber Batch. It's like Fadwick.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't a lot of cover back and that's the name
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  Speaker 2: that stick out and in the cover back your daddy slave.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like, yeah, that's like being a besils.
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  Speaker 6: That's like being at bezels right now, You're like, if
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  Speaker 6: you heard bezels, you'd be like, come on, I don't
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  Speaker 6: know a lot of baos.
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  Speaker 7: But would y'all change your names if my family owned slaves?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh probably i'd have Benedict Jones changed Benedict to some.
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  Speaker 3: Slaves in the family. I probably wild try to hide
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  Speaker 3: from it.
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  Speaker 1: For sure. I want to deal with that man I had, like.
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  Speaker 3: The guilt, like you know that was carrying that guilt?
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  Speaker 3: I guess sure.
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  Speaker 1: But then there's named pride. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, no man coming batches on the map.
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  Speaker 1: I m d B. You click it. Slaves.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, or maybe he was like, ain't gonna happen
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever I want, You're not going to see him play
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  Speaker 6: certain roles.
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  Speaker 1: Now twelve years slave.
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  Speaker 6: And he's like, the magic guys still you got me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you guys got any northern parts.
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  Speaker 8: But then we out here named after slave owners didn't
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  Speaker 8: know or made up names like.
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  Speaker 1: He just was like, man, I'm I'm now that's it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just hoping my last name is related to the job.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because it used to be that way, right, like
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  Speaker 6: Smith was blacksmith and stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'm hoping that the baker.
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  Speaker 5: Or there was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hey man, baker man.
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  Speaker 1: No, man, I'm horseshoes. Yeah, you're only going to get
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  Speaker 1: that job every episode. It's okay, I wanted to.
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  Speaker 6: We learned we learned about that the same unit in
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  Speaker 6: school where we learned that some last names like Richardson
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  Speaker 6: would be son of Richard. And then everybody looked at
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  Speaker 6: me in the room with the last name Nickerson.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, because it's not Nixon.
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  Speaker 6: They're like, I'm like, I have no I've been told
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  Speaker 6: it told it's Polish.
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  Speaker 5: But I have no answers.
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  Speaker 6: Because they were like, because everyone did the thing in
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  Speaker 6: the room, We're like, oh, she's Danielson and he's Richard
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  Speaker 6: said Williams.
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  Speaker 5: Is he Dustin, he's Nixon, Nick Kerson.
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  Speaker 1: Nias our pants man saying God.
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  Speaker 5: What is that one? We could we move on? I
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  Speaker 5: would love if we could change this topic.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: First story submitted by viewers like you, man dies following
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  Speaker 2: penis enlargement as uh oh, what happened now? Penis alartment
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  Speaker 2: JAB as catering catering worker poison posing.
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  Speaker 7: As what's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh that is what it says.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm reading it correct, but the story didn't
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  Speaker 2: make sense.
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  Speaker 1: Man dies following penis enlargement JAB. He got like an
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  Speaker 1: enlargement JAB.
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  Speaker 2: Because the catering worker was posing as a medic injected
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  Speaker 2: the thirty two old manhood with silicone oil.
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  Speaker 4: No wait, so the caterer took the kitchen, took the oil.
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  Speaker 3: He took the kitchen. The oil said, I'm a medic.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you the jeb.
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  Speaker 6: Went down, the hall went down. The spirit Why doctor
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  Speaker 6: costume yet the jet?
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  Speaker 8: Why did the catering person do this?
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  Speaker 2: That's what it was like they must have messed up,
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  Speaker 2: but they did it. A German Man who's died followed
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  Speaker 2: a boxed penis enlargement. Thirty two old wasn't identified. Report
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  Speaker 2: he had silicon oil injecting to his genitalia by a
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  Speaker 2: catering worker posing as a He succumbed to sepsis seven
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  Speaker 2: months later after being struck down by a string of
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  Speaker 2: health complications. The man alleged to have carried out the procedure,
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  Speaker 2: referred to as torben K, has no medical medical qualifications,
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  Speaker 2: according prosecutors.
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  Speaker 1: He advertised his jabs.
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  Speaker 2: Through an online ad, he claimed. Prosecutors claim that the
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  Speaker 2: victim received the injection in his penis and scrolls at
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  Speaker 2: the man's apartment.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I mean it is certain points. Come on a
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  Speaker 5: certain point. This is at the apartment.
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  Speaker 3: You know how how desperate you gotta be.
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  Speaker 9: Also that Yeah, he had to be shaftless.
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  Speaker 7: It was just it was just ball and he was.
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  Speaker 5: What's the what's the what's the hospital?
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  Speaker 1: Sure word?
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  Speaker 5: Apartments Unit one O seven.
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  Speaker 7: Country Meadow, Country Meadows.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, cool?
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  Speaker 3: I mean here what time appointmented to?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Do you mean sweet apartment to wait?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, apartment apartment. It's the it's got the Hello Matt,
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  Speaker 6: that's the one. I'm upstairs, not downstairs.
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  Speaker 8: When you come in, Uh, my name is just just
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  Speaker 8: hit the buzzer. My name is on there.
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  Speaker 1: You don't pose ad when you're at an apartment. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was at the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: Even in the in the truck.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you see the car hair out park next
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  Speaker 6: to the catering truck, that's mine. We get that spot
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  Speaker 6: next to mine is mine too, so you can park.
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  Speaker 6: That's where the that's where the patients. That's patient parking
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  Speaker 6: is next to my catering truck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, why you gotta be little penises matter man?
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: Because people like yeah, yeah, because you're killing people.
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  Speaker 3: I say, none of that.
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  Speaker 2: Man, you said, you said you have a platform winning.
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  Speaker 1: She said, She'll say.
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  Speaker 2: Other man with the small meets where she draws the line.
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  Speaker 2: And this thing was like, I love she's the only
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  Speaker 2: company was like, oh you're here, finish.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you put his life on the line, and
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  Speaker 4: I'll take it like.
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  Speaker 5: I know you're the reason he put his life on
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  Speaker 5: the line.
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  Speaker 6: You put him there. That press aside because there's no
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  Speaker 6: there's no marches for there's no one, no one that's
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  Speaker 6: you can't show up to that march.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody's had everybody's a shame.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, shame, yeah, shame.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the saddest I've ever seen, you know, carry that sign.
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  Speaker 1: Damn me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm here for my friends. I'm here to show support.
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  Speaker 5: I know this, but I support.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just supporting.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just supporting.
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  Speaker 7: Hemn man heard.
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  Speaker 6: The first thing that they said was that they had
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  Speaker 6: to try and convince him for like seven months, right,
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  Speaker 6: Is that what he said?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, he was having health complicated, he had a
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  Speaker 2: slow He died seven months later.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And you can't go to the hospital and tell
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  Speaker 5: him what happened.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta go. Hey, we went down, he went down
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  Speaker 1: to the.
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  Speaker 7: Sto apartment.
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  Speaker 6: Here's the thing, man, I went to the caterer's apartment,
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  Speaker 6: and he put a needle in my stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And now I'm sick. Well yeah, no kidding.
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  Speaker 2: And this is what I always think about to man,
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  Speaker 2: you got a fun People don't know the story.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I believe it or not, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 1: You know Tommy who he got that amazing Also.
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  Speaker 5: He was yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Silicon, Yeah, he had what was it?
• 10:27
  Speaker 6: What was the He had a petite vanilla scone and he.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: Cy was this was in this is in Uhnas, Texas
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  Speaker 4: past who.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Was in Germany? They don't name the city, but it
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  Speaker 1: was in Germany.
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  Speaker 6: Let this man die in anonymity.
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  Speaker 1: I just see.
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  Speaker 2: So did he get arrested, Yeah, he got arrested. He
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: got arrested. Uh, he got arrested for.
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  Speaker 4: He probably been doing that too. This is probably not
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  Speaker 4: his first pasion. He has a business card.
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  Speaker 3: He pans it out.
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  Speaker 5: It's on the other side, and I got to services.
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  Speaker 5: What do you need?
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  Speaker 7: I see a lot of small penises in the food line.
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  Speaker 5: I'm in the meat game. Like whatever I can, whatever
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: service I can provide.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got arrested.
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  Speaker 6: When do you think that at what point do you
• 11:29
  Speaker 6: think he realized it was a mistake immediately?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when the guy was like, this was canola oil. God.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, So he's probably never results, he said.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: Apparently his penis was like misshaping.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: After the article says he would have to pay two
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand pounds to get the Frankenstein surgery corrected.
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  Speaker 1: So he didn't have that either. Now you're just dying.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: It's not big.
• 11:57
  Speaker 7: You just got to shake with your mama gives Yeah.
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: You couldn't shake it.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: You gotta eat. Coaching good or if you get.
• 12:09
  Speaker 6: If you can't, can't dunk, learn to pass, Yeah you got.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: If she's reached the promised land. Everything else not as important.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I'm already there.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Do what you gotta get your little peen in there.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: You're out of the everybody. You can't go to help
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: at first if you don't got the helmet.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no you can't. You gotta make gotta learn, You
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: gotta do other stuff. You gotta learn the craft.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Do what you gotta do it. I'm actually finished up.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you can't got to tack over your eyes up, man,
• 12:40
  Speaker 6: you can't be if your head out roses.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Learn everything about that and you go you hold the
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  Speaker 2: door open and then you go in after.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the key.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: And be honest because pople be lying.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Be honest. They don't they be lying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they just show up like about the do they
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  Speaker 4: just withhold.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: That's the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's not it.
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  Speaker 10: No, No, that is not directly If you didn't ask,
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  Speaker 10: you didn't directly as.
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  Speaker 1: They supposed to.
• 13:19
  Speaker 5: Put it on the ass.
• 13:20
  Speaker 6: Hey man, so I I am in hr I drive
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: a Kia.
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  Speaker 5: I got about four and a half.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: If you don't ask directly, when does that.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Early?
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: You're on the line, you like, I got.
• 13:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's a lot, but you never mentioned it.
• 13:38
  Speaker 7: You never asked. It's not a line.
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: He's just like, oh, okay, do you just ask him?
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: Do you need to know at this age you asked?
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: Asked?
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: You ask someone not early?
• 13:52
  Speaker 7: How y'all be asked?
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: I just need to let me see it.
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: Let me see this direct, Let me see it at
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: the red lobster.
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  Speaker 7: Let me see.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: We are our backstaker.
• 14:04
  Speaker 6: Pull it out right now, no rules, just rights, no
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: rules on the door, ready together, definitely.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Want to announced. Let me see it.
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: You gotta yeah, like yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we don't
• 14:21
  Speaker 7: do that. You're crazy, crazy.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: Let me see. Just give me a second.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: For a second, just give me could you.
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  Speaker 6: Could you pull down a little and before could you
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: give me a half boob to help me get ready
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: for the full?
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Crazy, that's insane.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: That's a let We need to flip the table.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: We need to flip the table.
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  Speaker 8: No, let me yeah, let me see, let me yeah,
• 14:51
  Speaker 8: pull it out. You see how deep I want to
• 14:54
  Speaker 8: see how deep it is to get the rule in there,
• 14:57
  Speaker 8: get the measure and tape in there. Let's see what
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: you're working.
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: That's the real question. That's the real question. Is is
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: it a pair? That's where we're really fun. Are we
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: a match?
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: That's all that mat Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all that matter.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Do we fit?
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: Let me see it. It's so funny.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Got a cigarette mission.
• 15:20
  Speaker 8: Wasn't you're talking about it? Yeah, that is crazy about
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: how politics, like byan is crazy.
• 15:26
  Speaker 7: You see a dick who was talking about real estate,
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: real estate, the visuals of your dick.
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  Speaker 3: I need to see it.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: What's the script? Are you like, no, No, I'm.
• 15:41
  Speaker 11: Okay, like regardless, regardless, it's okay, okay, I see you
• 15:49
  Speaker 11: either way, it's okay.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna hurt nobody's feeling.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: But the internal monologue he probably could tell from the
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: subtext of your okay, I was terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Because you can say, oh that's yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: just like okay, that's so much. You put a lot
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  Speaker 6: of Yeah, you're putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: That's like when you share something with somebody in there,
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  Speaker 6: like I like it, You're like.
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  Speaker 5: No, I need you to love it. I need you
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  Speaker 5: to be excited.
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  Speaker 8: About yeah, okay, regardless what size is the cutoff where
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  Speaker 8: it's like, all right, I can't do this.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the side. But if the teeny tinyes
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Like you talking about you talking about too big are
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: you or too small?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I will say this, even if you got the
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: teeny tiny, just know how to use it or do
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: other things.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: But some people with you don't know how to use
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: the teeny tiny.
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  Speaker 1: You can't come to teeny tiny with big meat.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Energy yeah, or just no energy at all.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: So it's not a break if it's if.
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  Speaker 3: You have to know how to use it.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Some people are very ashamed of the teeny Chinese, so
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  Speaker 4: they don't even practice.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Shame is the key not even been pretty consistent. It
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: ain't luckiliness small and how you showing show me?
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: They don't get a lot of opportunities.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: You need to research small getting the opportunities.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Man, you gotta know which positions are talking to women.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: They yeah, because they're talking to women and they.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Say y'all do you say y'all.
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: Know I say, I be talking women. They get small penises,
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  Speaker 8: get the opportunities. Even in her explanations, just now, yeah,
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: you're right, she said, well, it depends only if you
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: can do other things. That means she's willing to explore
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: the other things. That means the penis is gonna get
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: a shot, even though it's small.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: The way Tony says get a shot, it sounds like
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: the small but they give them messed up small penis.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I won't let you know, but they could be.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: They could be brought party, they could be party.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Need a shot, they just shot.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Just give me a rock knows what he talk rock,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Tom Brady, the small penis.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: This is the seventh ron. Best not look at him now,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: look at him too much confidence. You don't know. You
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: gotta read it. There's like certain positions for small me. Okay,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: got to know.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: What you're doing. You can't be unrehearsed.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Body were married forever, like I can't. If our Melissa's
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: go tomorrow, the two Melissa's in there.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Gone, I'm single foreverever. I can't deal with this.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I would never put myself out there.
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: So if y'all get divorced, y'all done. Yeah you're gonna be.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: I beat my meat, but yeah, I'm not going. I
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: can't deal with Yeah, I don't want to do this happened.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Man, it wouldn't be hard for you.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you men, I don't want him.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Because I don't want to make it out back and
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: someone say seeing me, I don't.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Don't happen to me.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I would probably shriveling inside of my own boxy. Hey man,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: let me see it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: It's not like a stranger.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You already have.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: You know this person, you are.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Intimate in other ways, conversation, y'all got to know each other,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: build a relationship.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: You pull it out on it and it ain't It
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: just ain't the right time.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: And now you're like, what do you think? Is it enough?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I could do other things?
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: Not all you though, if they ask you in the
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: in person, I would be like, what you know, someone
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: w start working in my mind.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: I'm like, all right, let me plump up a little bit,
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: because you small.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: You're just yeah, you're just looking at like a fourteen
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: year old's Google or you know, porn search, just the
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: big words.
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: At the right time, and the temperature was right right
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: then and there all I thought you never.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Would wait, right, I could say that where that's if
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: the roles reversed when like you didn't even ask, but
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: he's like, hey, I'm ready to show you.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: But no women get unsolicited.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: Right, that's that would be yeah, yeah, that's that's awful.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: But when you said omission is a line, it's probably
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: a lie of like a doctor Dick pic, that's a lot.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: You know what they worked, the angle, they put on
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: the ring light, they did everything. They let's stage it
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: a little bit like just it's just fine statics.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the aesthetics.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to ask you.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: If I didn't ask a bad rapper.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Name, come get the come on now, I don't want
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: this is the same thing.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: I can't get in with you and I have been
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: out of the world game. Yeah, since they can't, I'd
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: be like I'd be like Sean when they got to
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: go work at the grocery store. Like, I don't know,
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: I've been institutionalized for too long.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: Man, get busy.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm in this this world.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: When Dell Curry got divorced and Solomon Missouri did that,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: you don't want to be out here, bud thing I was,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: it was the best thing.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: You don't want this.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I could never download Tinder happen.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Riah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Is getting women closed.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: Because the profession you're in, they're gonna come.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: They're gonna come to you.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: It's not like if they see me do stand up,
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: everything after that it's going to be a disappointment.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: This is the best thing.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: This is the this is personality.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: This is the best.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: This is the best I get.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: See the difference with women when they see us do
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: stand up, then they're done completely.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Can't deal with this.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I met a man. Yeah, we just talked for like
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: two times and he was like, so what you do?
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: It was like, well on a comment he was like.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: Oh we go yeah, because they can't handle it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well no, I lead.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: I lead them with entertainment.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Still, they need to know. They need to know what's
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: what they're in for. You need to know if I
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: go back, if I start doing.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: You're showing your penis.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah you need to You're you're saying, here we go,
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: this is what the situation area?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, clit, do you know where it is? That's a
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: solid clip. They need to listen. Clinton.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Penises are all start off the same. They're all penises.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: So if you're sucking a good coachie, you're just sucking
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: a baby Pete.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: This took a weird direction.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: The bottom line, no, let's talk.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: You didn't have to say baby, it's a little baby.
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: If it's a bigger clip and you get to work
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: and gets bigger, it's very It's like you, I find
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: yourself like I'm really sucking.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: I'm really sucking. Dik right, I'm giving her straight head
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: right now? You know, you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 10: Cut yourself in the silenced something of you, something of you.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: You found your head like should.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: I just then?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'll just do this. It made like a little bit
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: of a river man. Man, you tried to grab the ball?
• 23:52
  Speaker 10: What am I doing right now? She enjoyed herself. You
• 23:56
  Speaker 10: down there having a crisis. You're a crisis both down
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: there you're just like whoever, Well, damn, what's that?
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Child?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Baker?
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: What's next?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Tony put his head into a bony You wanted it,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: little girl?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: What you don't even know what? You don't even know what?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: You mean? You got a.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: Promotion, man, dog, Tony.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: That's why you're the funniest man.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Ever, No one funnier than Tony Baker.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I just get a fool.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about it? I mean, I know
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: it probably feels good. It's just as a man because
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: imagine her angle.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: She looked.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: This film comedian giving blows to.
• 25:16
  Speaker 12: Somebody like damn it, Angle says otherwise.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Comedian comedian Tony Baker's neck was moving.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Show up on some other websites to be a website.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: You don't want it to be off.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Damn it p o V.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Tony Baker, damn it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Jo y'all funny man come back to comedy canel.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Doing emails and stuff tps for part trying to book
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: the funny you are.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe this is never This is the worst background
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: in my conference called with my boss.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: I couldn't about the conference call.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Y'all know, y'all shouldn't be listening to us headphones. We're
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: liable to say. It's so sweet, but yeah, yeah, hello, hello.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Porn home.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Sorry thing so mean, but you got to do it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Early to.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: Get it over and then it comes back on creepy butts.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: That's on you, guys me but y'all should have been
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: at work anyway.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That can happen. You're some company time, creamy butts.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Creamy All right, y'all, this has been a great episode
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: and I'd be having the time of my life.
• 27:15
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• 27:20
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