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Don't even feel guilty about it 3 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: I told you a longtime listener, uh, John three seventeen.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, did he score a deal?
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  SPEAKER_02: And you know what?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't even feel guilty about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't even feel guilty about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Got a brisket, a hundred and thirty dollar brisket for eleven buckaroonies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Somebody moved the decimal to the wrong spot.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love how Scott's like, and 39 cents.
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  SPEAKER_02: And 39 cents.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, yeah, well, you get the 39 cent mention when you get a hundred and thirty dollar brisket for eleven bucks.
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  SPEAKER_01: So what do you I don't even feel guilty about it?
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  SPEAKER_01: For Ashanti tickets on June 5th.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, but we're also gonna give you Darius Rucker tickets too for June 6th.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you get a pair of tickets each for both nights.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're gonna go to two shows that weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: I 89.26.
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  SPEAKER_01: I ordered an electric power wheels Jeep from Amazon.
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  SPEAKER_01: I received a notification it was delivered.
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  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't delivered.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I messaged the seller.
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  SPEAKER_01: They refunded my money.
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  SPEAKER_01: Great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Two days later, it was delivered.
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  SPEAKER_01: And another week later, I don't even feel guilty.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't feel guilty about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, with the cost of everything the way it is right now, these little joys in life.
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  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_01: Girl, you better put it on Facebook Marketplace and resell it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, damn right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's another one.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got lucky, got$633 worth of NFL apparel for$98.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was a sale, but they gave me a larger discount than I was supposed to get.
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  SPEAKER_01: It took$547 off.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't even feel guilty about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't even feel guilty about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna come over to you here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh let's see.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is um okay,$86.08.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh go ahead with yours and what you got.
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  SPEAKER_00: So after a night of um some adult beverages, um, I thought it would be a good idea to DoorDash$33 worth of Taco Bell.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, but I fell asleep before I could eat it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So when I woke up, there was$33 worth of uneaten Taco Bell.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um so at lunchtime I took the cold bag and said my food was cold and asked him to remake it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't even feel guilty.
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  SPEAKER_01: She sounds like she feels a little guilty.
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  SPEAKER_01: But not too guilty.
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  SPEAKER_01: But not too guilty.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's a possible win right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love all of these so far.
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  SPEAKER_01: These are great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh a car wash subscription.
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  SPEAKER_01: I initially signed up with an expired card without realizing it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure, sure, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure you did.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every time I went, I expect them to expected them to say, we need a new card.
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  SPEAKER_01: It took about six months before they caught up to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't even feel guilty.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you got the cleanest car of the Twin Ts.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: For nothing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's this?
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  SPEAKER_02: What about my husband?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he's been having me sell some tools.
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  SPEAKER_01: I charge more than the price he gives me.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I keep the extra money and I don't tell him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't even feel guilty about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: That could be a winner, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: So good.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what though?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: For you, I'm proud of you on that.
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  SPEAKER_02: And here's the reason why.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh that's 0933.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you why I think that you're doing the right thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: If your husband's not whether technology-wise, he doesn't understand how it works, or he's just, you know, we're guy lazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: There is a condition called guy lazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that's where we just know you're better at it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I tried explaining this about two weeks ago when we were talking about women are better, you know, scheduling medical appointments.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sorry to add to your mental load, ladies, but you're just better at it.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know?
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott's new favorite word is mental load.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_02: What a pile of crap all that is.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_02: Life is stressful, so get over it.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_02: Pull yourself up by the bootstraps and move on with life.
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  SPEAKER_02: Quit a bitching.
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  SPEAKER_02: So uh Wow, I'm compassionate.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is this coming from the guy who uh unloads his mental load here for four hours every day.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, oddly I found the gig that lets me pay uh get paid for it.
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  SPEAKER_02: For his abitin.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like, you know, back in my day.
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  SPEAKER_02: Back in my day when you when you had a kid with ADHD, you didn't give him, you know, add or all.
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  SPEAKER_02: You looked at him and go, hey, pay attention.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anywho.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's the point.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh what was my point?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's like a finder's fee.
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  SPEAKER_02: That is your extra because you're doing it.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're obviously either A, you like it or you've mastered it, and he wants nothing to do with it.
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  SPEAKER_02: So if the tool's 50 bucks and you charge 60, that is absolutely right.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're meeting up with the person, you're talking to the peoples on social.
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  SPEAKER_02: The whole deal, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, that's good for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, where did uh John 317 get that brisket asking for a friend?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.