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#339 We Don't MEAL PREP the Same with Dustin Bartz of Bartz Barbecue · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  and get them like a month late. However, though, across from me
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  is my co host who actually ate something today. It's going on XC what
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  up dog two burgers Little ones? But I ate two burgers technically as what
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  right? He's on two burgers, two little ones, a little smash burger.
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  Shout out to Barks. Yeah, shout out to Barks. We have
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  them on here because I'm trying to meal prep you know, I've been going
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  to gym. You just go to the gym to be of Herbert and look
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  at girls. No, they're just there, all right. I don't go
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  for there. They're just there. Two different things. They're like the food.
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  The old man that goes to the my school spots so he hey,
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  Barts, he's fucking worse. He goes to he literally picks the treadmill next
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  to the fattest person and outdoes them and looks at them like, what's up,
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  bitch. It makes me feel good about myself. Yeah. I might
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  be a pert, but at least I'm not bulling people out the fucking gym.
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  That's bulling. I'm motivating. Bro's, how would you feel some some
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  guy, some younger guy came up next to you, even though you're on
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  roids and try to outwork you out. Barts could probably, I don't know.
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  Good. Yeah, it's motivation. You see it in motivation, I
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  guess. Yeah. But that voice joining us is the one and only.
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  Give it up for our guests. Barts Barbecue from thank you so much for
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  the for the little mini tater top burgers that we'll get into that right now.
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  What is it joining us as well as the one and only Sammy aka
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  Toppy What's Up Yep? And and running the boards is the one and only
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  Ray aka Morning Shot Field. Hey that Morning Real just came out the Hot
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  Cheetles review. I heard a little bit of it. What do you mean
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  the review came out? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I said I heard
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  a little a little clip of it. Yeah. I mean, have you
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  watched it, dude? I've been. I've been fighting it because I feel
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  like it's dumb. Dude, some guy makes hot cheetos. We have to
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  make a movie about it? Do we make about a movie about a white
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  guy that made cool ranch? Like? No, see what I mean?
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  Like, it's just a fucking flavor of cheetos. A Mexicane guy put a
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  hot shit on it. Wow, big fucking deal. Dog, Yeah it's
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  yeah, I get culture. Yeah, but you don't see white people be
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  like y'all these cool ranch the reetos were made by James so and so,
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  just like we shouldn't give a fuck about who made hot cheetos. Are they
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  good or not? That's it. I eat because they're good, not because
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  a Mexican made im. Yeah, I get it, it makes it a
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  little better, but for a whole movies American. Yeah, something you're not.
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  Yeah, maybe that's I don't appreciate it as much because it's not a
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  bi sup by something you should. You should. I'm illegal, but that's
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  what you're trying to be. But that's what you're trying to be. You're
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  trying to be a Mexican American. So you better know how to play ball,
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  bro. Yeah. Yeah, go watch the review, guys, don't
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  hear me talk shit. Go watch the review where it's a good movie.
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  I heard you should go watch Transformers. I don't want to cry. That'sformers
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  is a good movie, is it? Yeah? It was a great The
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  New One is a good movie. You watch Transformers. I heard I watched
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  the Crazy You watched them all, like even the Mark wabber one. Oh
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  yeah, so you're into it? Oh yeah, I just I used to
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  watch all the movies before the pandemic. I used to watch like almost every
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  movie out there. But I haven't watched any movies until like last July.
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  Yeah, the New One's pretty good. I haven't watched them in a few
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  minutes and in a few a few movies ago. But then I was like
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  damn, I was like these fucking animal Transformers kicked ass. That's what they
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  happen that well, it's it's like a whole story and everything. It's like
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  almost a same thing again, they have to get some key, but like
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  they had the team up and then yeah, I saw that Fast X movie
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  that was horrible. Yeah. I was about to say I had a feeling
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  you had watched Follow THEE when you said I've seen all the other Transformers,
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  Like this fucker has seen every Fast four years. I came on like downloads,
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  So I watched it and I was like, man, I had to
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  turn it off. It was horrible. He used to have a Faster and
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  Furious car. I used to fast and yeah, like an fast and furious
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  type car back in the day. Yeah, I mean, what was it?
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  What was it? I had? Like I had like this two thousand
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  and five Ford and Mustang right when they the GT when they first came out,
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  like the redesigned them. And then I got like the first one that
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  had the red and black interior that was really hard to get. Could you
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  have to pay? Like what about the one? What about them? So
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  that one we stooped it up because I took it to the Sema Show and
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  we raised it to like seven hundred and fifty horsepower, put this pro charge
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  of supercharger and a full world cage. Everything thing was crazy. And then
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  like after the show, I was driving around on Valentine's Say I think it
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  was, and I was going to be at one of my homies from a
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  bar, and Valentine's they bro you should have been their light Insteadily means we're
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  trying to pick some chicks. I'd be met up together to go get some
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  chicks, you know, And then I would go to leave the bar and
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  I pull off on Fairfax and this big ass semi polls right in front of
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  me, and I was already going way too fast for to stop, so
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  I went up on the little median and and I drove up on the Media
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  and it hit a fucking palm tree and the must you're cutting off with the
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  mic. The Mustang land on top of the palm tree and broke it down.
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  So I had these lambeau doors. I couldn't get out of the car,
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  so I basically lambled down the car through the window. And then these
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  like taco dudes had a restaurant that I stole the car, so they grabbed
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  me real quick to hide me from the cops, because the cops were down
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  there in a minute trying to see who the hell is driving this car.
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  Yeah, and I had no money. My Walt was in the car.
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  They gave me some money to get a bust. That wasn't taking me from
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  from down you know, Hollywood. So you were just gonna evade this day.
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  I did evade it. I left, I hit the tree, I
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  rolled out. I was waiting for the cops to hit my house and knock
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  on the door at that point because they knew who car was. And then,
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  uh, no one said anything. Next year, nixt day, my
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  uncle's a lawyer, so we went down to the police station to see what
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  happened. He had build money in case they tried to arrest me, and
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  they he said, just say no comment, and that's going to piss them
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  off. And I like, like, like like a black person could never
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  walk in no comment. He said, just say no comments. I walked
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  in there and they asked me all these questions. I'm like, I have
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  no comment. They go, who stole your car, who took your car,
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  who drove your car? I have no don't be like he was like,
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  I had a lawyer with so they knew that, you know, if
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  they arrested me, that he wasn't getting out right then. And so finally
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  they just said fuck it, and like I had to pay a fifty dollar
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  fee to get out of the impound and it was so much they tore They
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  tore the engine literally out of the car, and the engine was hanging uneath
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  the car when I went to the place. And then and then they cut
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  the palm tree down because we drove down to Tea. I mean, why
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  didn't you report it stolen? Because of my lawyer? My uncle said,
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  then you know something, so you need to know nothing. You just say
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  that I heard someone told me that my car was here, and that's why
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  I told him. I said my car was here. I just wanted back
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  and I'm no comment because I've at homies get DUIs and they evade, and
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  then they go back home and they reported the car stolen, and then they
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  assumed the person that stole it drunk, drove it and got it in and
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  they got the whole refund, the whole works. It sounds like that's what
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  you were going for. I was excited for. I was like, wait
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  what I got? I got? I got all my money back on the
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  car that the insurance company canceled me after it, but they paid me eighty
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  four thousand dollars for everything. That's what I mean. That's what I was
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  like. And what the funniest part is half the parts I got for free
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  for having my show and the Sema show. So like the chart super Charge,
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  it was ten thousand dollars. I got it for fifteen hundred bucks and
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  they didn't know that. Add receipts for everything like I bought it. So
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  the insurance we made it out good. I got. I got why somebody
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  said that's white people, Barts Barbecus. What is it? Bill said,
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  He's like, that's how Barts Barbecue started. White people shows up the car
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  and still comes out with money. But every time I go up to I
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  go to court, I'm sucking sweating because I don't know how much I'm gonna
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  pay. I don't even know if I'm guilty or not. I just automatically,
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  I'm like, they're gonna gave me for a thousand at least. Bro,
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  if I'm going to court, I'm going to jail. Yeah, you
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  for sure, we can't going to court. Bro. Going to Mexico,
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  I never had to go to court. I just the cops, just like
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  that magic king flame says Dustin about to get a fat ticket in the mail.
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  That was two thousand and six. I don't think so. Statue of
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  limitation. Quite a while over by the way, public service announcement Mexico USA
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  just started right now. Who cares zero zero? They don't win, and
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  they don't They're not that horrible that we gave them a head start. Talk
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  the fuck? Why will we start off one zero? Come on? Dog?
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  Has the USA ever won a World Cup? No dog, not even
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  close or not even Mexico either. We've gone to quarterfinals. It's the world
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  most dude, Come on, we're competing against like you got you guys?
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  Are you guys have all the you guys have all the fucking criminals. I
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  was like, so, I'm like, I would imagine some of that criminal
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  money is gonna fund all those teams because these criminals love to gamble on it.
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  Like I don't think like I like like the MLS playing against like La
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  Lega teams pissed me off because I'm just like, you know, they don't
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  play fair. They're bribing that fucking that that reff. I was like some
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  cartel guys just like, make sure Pouma's wins today, all right, Yeah,
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  No, they try to keep they try to keep the cartel off.
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  Well, I fucking have no doubt in my mind that you can't stop.
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  There's a fucking pigeon that flies to the referees house that says, he was
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  like, this is your daughter. Make sure they fucking you know it's it's
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  a little message on that fool's arm. Yeah, you obviously can't stop it.
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  But literally, the leaguea tries to keep the cartel away from any of
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  this. Like it's just how we try to keep Mexicans from crossing over.
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  How how good? And we got the best security. How good does that
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  work out? We act like they're coming in by the like American soccer.
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  We act like American sports ain't rigged two dogs. You know, I said
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  it yesterday. I said MLS is UM is the United States Canadian Football League
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  because they pay the fucking people. Shit, they fucking they'll have one or
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  two stars and they're paying them. Fucking kind of great, but at the
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  end of the day, the people don't even care about it. It's like
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  a whole performance. But like a lot of people don't really care about it.
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  It's it's not until as of recent that it's actually started to take off.
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  But yeah, they treat the MLS like it's a Canadian football league.
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  Those pools are taking home six hundred dollars a fucking a week or something like
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  that, or seven hundred dollars a week in the Canadian Football League to take
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  those fucking hits. That's what the Rock was playing because he was he was
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  supposed to be a Canadian foot I was supposed to be a football player.
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  I think played for the Jaguars or something like that. Hey, can your
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  guy get you the rock? Fucking type of steroids? The Rock? The
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  Rock type of steroids. What does that mean? He probably takes the sauce
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  round and just wait, dude, he's probably on some other ship, bro
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  Like, he's probably like on some super shit. He probably is the He
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  also works out a lot too, so you gotta work out to and take
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  the start. Did you know he has a you know, he has a
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  gym in his private jet. He flies around, he drives around, He
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  drives, he flies around with weights, flies around. I don't know if
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  he's working in the jet, but literally they put weights on when he goes
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  somewhere else, they just take it off, and he's literally like, damn,
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  that's fucking wild a smaller ship, dog where you you're literally you're so
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  rich, or like you'll just add weight to the plane. That costs money,
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  dog, that's fucking gas money, technically fuel money. And he's like,
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  I don't can imagine the ways you know, they're heavy as fuck up.
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  Somebody said getting paid. Yeah, food, that's the only reason he
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  stuck around this loan was like Otherwise than that, he's not happy on that
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  team. Fucking pulling his pants way the fuck up and making weird faces.
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  Yeah, let's not. Let's not fucking act on that. To the memes
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  though from last night's lost though, I was dying this morning, like the
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  Simpsons memes. Yeah, he reposted like eight of them. Oh yeah,
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  but I laughed at every single one of them. Dude, I laughed at
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  every single one of them. Saman you better drink that beer, y.
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  I don't mean to be a Hitrison, and like like I was like last
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  week, I gave you a beer or something like that, and I was
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  like, what the hell brock had a drinking or something fucking like good boggers.
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  I don't mean to be a hirisone. But it's only six losses,
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  seven seven losses. It's in a row, in a row, yeah,
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  in a row. Yeah yeah it's bad, yeah yeah yeah. But what
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  I'm trying to say is he's os never like he's been going for this LAFC
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  team that's full on champions. He's been in there three seasons and one of
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  them they won. There's people that are Raider fans that haven't seen a fucking
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  playoff game in years, dog like like it. Being part of rooting for
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  a team is taking the owls and these six els have been tough. Seven
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  ours have been tough, but they're gonna come back. I see you posting,
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  and I'm like, Bro, you sound like a Raider fan right now.
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  Who's not like we didn't just win last season? Hey, who's paying
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  for season tickets? Exavier? That's exactly what I thought. I know this
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  playing proceeding tickets. So I got the right to fucking talk all this shit.
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  I got because I showed up to every fucking game. You've been tagging
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  the managers going on on the ties. I'd be like, what do you
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  think about this? Rich? Well, LAFC Larry is the fucking cold the
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  coach. I don't know the coach, dude, I fucking know the people
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  that have the money to fund the tea like LAFC Larry. He's a big
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  wig, LAFC rich. He's the food that fucking does the spoke, the
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  speaking and all this shit for like the friendly facing all that ship. His
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  name is Stephen Chern Dolado or something like that. I don't know. I'm
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  literate. English was my second language, or accounts. But what did that
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  says? That's the coach? Yeah, what's the coach's name? Even on
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  America can't say it. I have Bart said to what Barts thinks about it?
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  Yeah, arnou, that's how it sounds that the lascause he might be
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  on. Then that's exactly sounds he gave Steve Toronado. It's like the way
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  he said, accused against Steve Chernobyl, No not Chernobyl, the fucking Russia
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  dog Serrondo. I think it's like Sorroundo Toronando. I really think it ends
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  with Dough Rondolo. That's a stupid that last name. Yeah, but he's
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  gonna be tagging all the fucking coaches, the staff, the fucking the janitor.
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  I'm like, chill, he's on the janner. Ain't got nothing to
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  do. Why la winning dog? The general he lets us, he lets
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  us d gain in the bathroom. Leave him alone, dog. It's just
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  the jannit at home seven. I don't tag the janitor. Bro. He's
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  fucking being exaggerated. He's just mad because I was like eating get season tickets.
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  I asked too. I kept asking the season take. Nobody would give
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  him seats or where I'm at. Guess Eason came through in the needs.
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  Like you wanted a support her ticket? Yeah, they want a support her
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  ticket. Yeah. By the way, whoever wants the Miami versus the LAFC
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  game tickets? Hit me up. I got two tickets for sale. Say
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  the price. No, they can hit me up. They can hit me
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  up. They get inquire. You ever see in a car in a car
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  dealership that says inquire inside bobio Yeah, obio obio obio on the tickets.
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  Yeah, but you better have the kind of obio fucking Drake has in your
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  bank account. You know what I mean? I told a five hundred.
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  He didn't even think about it. He's like, nope, Max, Yeah,
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  But like I was on the dating show. Next somebody told me.
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  Somebody told me from the video I posted, like that view where you're at,
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  you for sure going to Japan with that Bessie ticket money. You better
• 17:45
  hope this fool kills it. But if he gets injured the day before,
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  like your tickets, Oh but I set them two days before that. And
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  I'm like, I'm like Conici wave age. No, I mean, I
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  hope he comes in hot. I hope he comes in with some a couple
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  three, a couple of homes in slaps Bella in the face. Yeah,
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  like go to Chivas and stop wasting time. Yeah, you know why he
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  You know why he plays out here right cool Bella? Yeah? Because he
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  because name No, Yeah, you want to know the real reason? What
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  it is? The reason you remember back in the day when uh, and
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  there was a World Cup with these foods in Mexico. Uh, they were
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  out there and they went out and they started fucking hookers and it became a
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  big fucking thing, right Yeah, And he snitched fucking he snitched on Well
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  it wasn't just him, there's a group of him that went down with it,
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  but his wife and I saw this ship and like go to did the
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  Flocca and all this shit. Bro. So, like, his wife was
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  like, We're gonna fucking stay in America because I don't want you hanging out
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  with the rest of these fucking debauchatory Mexicans and the Mexican team, and it's
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  like, this is where we're gonna go. This is where I'm gonna be
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  cool with. You play soccer. Otherwise it's gonna be difficult for us to
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  raise a family because I ain't gonna play ball. Imagine your wife makes no
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  money and she runs. What happens in your life, bitch, I'm no
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  one playing soccer. Shut the fuck up. I love you and shit,
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  he didn't cheat. He didn't cheat. She's mad because other players cheated.
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  He fucked. You think, yeah, for sure. He went out there
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  and he was like, damn, there's a Barbie here. And then he
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  was just like, yeah, I'm gonna suck. But maybe you think that's
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  why he's he's letting it go down because he did cheat. He's like,
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  all right, so cheated. That's the only way he would let it go
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  down. Other way, he's worth more than her because because we're all the
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  streets. He didn't cheat that she's just mad that they didn't went down dog
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  and they didn't catch him cheating with proof. But come on, Dog,
• 19:32
  you don't think she was in there grilling him and she's like, let me
• 19:33
  see her phone then and then that fool, that fool wasn't smart enough to
• 19:37
  race it, and then sure enough he got it caught with something, and
• 19:40
  then he was like, fuck, all right, you caught me I cheated.
• 19:42
  Yeah, but he kind of. I mean, they also didn't want
• 19:45
  him to go. What do you mean, not team player Basico didn't want
• 19:49
  him to go. Yeah, I don't know about that. Coach told Yeah.
• 19:52
  The coach at one point was like, oh boo Measican coaches, fucking
• 19:56
  I don't know, Bro, this was our emotional ask fool's dog. I
• 20:00
  can making decisions about the random shit just because they feel different. Some kind
• 20:03
  of day, I was like, I'm not saying Vel's worth worthless, but
• 20:08
  somebody said those Colombian hookers are too hot not to bang. See Bro,
• 20:14
  that's what I'm saying. La, He's probably getting like prime fucking pussy being
• 20:18
  thrown at him. Yeah, but those wives have to understand it comes with
• 20:22
  dating a professional player. Dog. Well, you're you're a rapper. You're
• 20:26
  a professional player. Your your husband gets his dick sucked every so often by
• 20:30
  someone else. Get over it. I don't think that's the case everywhere,
• 20:33
  dude. Yeah, I don't think that's the case. There's people that have
• 20:37
  successful marriages and and have a happy life. Not everybody wants to fucking go
• 20:41
  out there. But she ain't gonna leave him, I mean, Broca's thinking
• 20:44
  about it. He's probably like if you have a kid, bro, everything
• 20:47
  changes. Bro. You don't want to have your kid growing up with like,
• 20:49
  oh, we're gonna have to go to court and then and then you
• 20:53
  have to get you have to get dropped off, and then Vela takes you
• 20:56
  to soccer game. Mommy's not there no more, you know what I mean?
• 20:59
  Like, Yeah, that's just not cool, bro, No, that's
• 21:00
  not cool. I never said it was. Do have a ladder of barts?
• 21:03
  Okay? Took it though? And what happened? What happened to you
• 21:07
  yesterday? You said you got you got drunk yesterday? Yeah, I mean
• 21:08
  and John went to the monk Ish and a couple other people and a couple
• 21:11
  other spots and yeah I'm still hungover right now. Yeah, I was pretty
• 21:18
  drunk. Yester, I haven't. I haven't been. I haven't had a
• 21:19
  hangover like this on forever. So I know I was drunk. What you
• 21:22
  go to drink? I had a bunch of these months. I'll take you
• 21:27
  out. That's it, let's get let's talk about it. Let's talk about
• 21:33
  it. He's on knew how to segue into it. He wanted to find
• 21:36
  a way to segue into bring the alcohol. Let's fucking see some communications skills
• 21:42
  right there. People in the chat room, remember this. Do you remember
• 21:49
  when you when you trash the set? I remember, I remember every day?
• 21:56
  How how how much of it? Do you remember? Like if we
• 22:00
  had to get a play by playing? Well, I know, I remember
• 22:03
  everything that happened pretty much at this point. Yeah, yeah, like pretty
• 22:07
  much. You were able to like recap it. It's it's recapped with other
• 22:11
  people's comments. And then I started thinking about it and I was like,
• 22:14
  oh, yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, but I mean I drink
• 22:15
  a whole bottle of ID, like a whole bottle of that with that four
• 22:18
  Roses special edition with an hour basically yeah, so look for I was here
• 22:23
  for like that. I was here like I think the day before, like
• 22:26
  I think at the beginning of the day and I wasn't here towards the end,
• 22:30
  but it started out drinking bro and it was like it's a four Roses
• 22:33
  Kentucky Bourbon or something like that special bottle. It's fucking good. Bro.
• 22:37
  Like, no, and I've had it before, we did with him before
• 22:40
  him and I started drinking it. But I don't know why Dustin was drinking
• 22:42
  so much of it. Bro, Like I'm talking about like, hey,
• 22:45
  it was rough. Yeah, just like just keep drinking it. And it's
• 22:49
  like twelve because the show started at too. I'm yeah, thing, it's
• 22:52
  like one twelve. Oh yeah. I was just uh, you know,
• 22:56
  have you had breakfast? I didn't stomach. I didn't. I didn't eat
• 22:59
  a whole lot back now, and that's why I was losing all the weight.
• 23:00
  I think I ate the day before, three pounds of meat. No,
• 23:03
  no meat, there was no meat. Eight I was. I was
• 23:07
  stressed out from that smoke fast thing, and then that was just adding more
• 23:10
  things. So did you get your security? I mean, you're cleaning up
• 23:12
  deposit back from from that. I'm just saying. But he didn't charge me
• 23:18
  nothing for them for the burnt the burnt hole. No burnt hole in the
• 23:21
  grass. The confetti, oh that was nothing. The burnt hole in the
• 23:23
  grass was the big day. I only dropped that one town. Someone dropped
• 23:26
  that one town missile or that it fell off and it was burnt a hole,
• 23:29
  right, I mean, I'd be a little stressed out. I'd be
• 23:30
  a little stressed out if before the event someone released my number. Well that
• 23:34
  was that was you know, that's a little stressful. You know, after
• 23:38
  the whole accident where I went towards the set apart, that added up a
• 23:42
  little more stress to that. But all right, so so back to to
• 23:45
  that, to the day with where the set got wrecked. So that's like
• 23:48
  about seven that's about like seventeen shots in an hour whatever whatever that there was
• 23:55
  like three shots went around and less out of you and I had the rest,
• 23:57
  That's what I'm saying. So like that's like about seven teen shots are
• 24:00
  out there. Like of course she probably didn't do them like a little shots
• 24:03
  like that, but like that's measurements, so you're probably doing it a couple
• 24:07
  cups. But yeah, that's what I'm saying. They'll cup here, they'll
• 24:08
  cup there. So you had the equivalent to like seventeen little shots. And
• 24:14
  at what point did you know it was gonna go downhill? I didn't know
• 24:18
  it was gonna go downhill, like I, I mean, you had to.
• 24:19
  I was getting up to go to the bathroom, but obviously I was
• 24:22
  wasted, so like you know, there's the cables walking on the ground and
• 24:26
  stuff. So I just stepped on one of the cables and that's to toward
• 24:29
  the cameras. Okay, but so when you went when, so let's rewind
• 24:32
  when you're going to the bathroom. Yeah, you're you're you're inside the office,
• 24:34
  right, No, I was down on the show. I was on
• 24:37
  the show, and then I was getting up to go. You were actually
• 24:40
  on the show. Yeah, Oh that's right, that's right, that's right.
• 24:42
  Yeah, step the stepsom was right there when I did. He didn't
• 24:45
  want to look around. He just started laughing his ass off because he knew
• 24:48
  what was going down. Once once once once to me, yelled started yelling
• 24:52
  at I mean, the fuck's wrong, no right, this is this is
• 24:59
  like this is this is like like two forty and less is right there.
• 25:03
  But he's all faded, you know, drinking beers and he just looking at
• 25:06
  things like he's happy. It wasn't him. Yeah, he was just smiling.
• 25:10
  Let's let's was looking at him. He's like, come on, beat
• 25:12
  and yeah. And then that's when I when the camera fell down. The
• 25:18
  light hit the camera. I grabbed the camera and then dom Dom came down
• 25:22
  and I've never seen that guy so mad he came down. I thought he
• 25:23
  was gonna punch me and happy before before he grabbed the camera, I heard
• 25:26
  he like jumped from the second floor. He ran like as fast as I've
• 25:30
  ever that guy ran fast. He was down there like boom. I was
• 25:33
  like, oh shit. And Bart's defends as a drunk, as a guy
• 25:36
  that drinks to gout this running on an empty stomach. If cables are loose,
• 25:41
  it's not my fault. It wasn't that they were loose, but that's
• 25:44
  what he said. He said they were a little loose. It's like this
• 25:47
  where they're on the ground. Yeah, that's that's the Yeah. And I
• 25:49
  didn't I wasn't paying attention. I mean, I mean, I was my
• 25:52
  big old twelve thirteen just like walking around and stupped on like dropped on the
• 25:56
  cable. You were not being professional? Well, I was wasted. I
• 25:59
  don't remember anything. Yeah, you were you were you that day I was
• 26:03
  watching the show you were Hella interrupting like there was like like my dad was
• 26:07
  my dad was already getting mad like he was. He was already looking like
• 26:10
  he's like he was looking at like how he looks at looks at Dubie.
• 26:12
  When Dubie keeps laughing like Ernie from Sesame Street, like bro, like I'd
• 26:17
  be like, yo, man, come on, man, it's not not
• 26:18
  everything's that funny, bro. What I mean, and what I mean in
• 26:22
  his defense is like, look, honestly, these cables they shouldn't be like
• 26:25
  that. If we had a guess and they and they tripped over a cable
• 26:27
  without them being drunk, I wouldn't ask them for money because it's our fault
• 26:32
  for the cable billing lose him being drunk. Yeah, I guess it makes
• 26:33
  it more his fault. But then the cable should nobody asked him for money
• 26:37
  to be fair. No I know that, no no no no no no
• 26:38
  no. But what I mean, what I mean their fault is like what
• 26:41
  I mean by their fault is like when I'm like, damn, you should
• 26:44
  feel bad and give me money. I'm probably ran down like an ostrich like,
• 26:51
  what does that mean? We ever see the austriche run? What did
• 26:53
  you take? Big ass steps? Bro? Yeah? Like Tom was mad,
• 27:03
  I mean he was more mad. I almost think B was because I
• 27:06
  mean he just was keeping it in, I think. But Tom came down
• 27:08
  and I was like, what the fuck are you doing? And then and
• 27:11
  then that's when I you know, that's when I went outside, and you
• 27:14
  know, I was being more drunk. Did you throw up? I never
• 27:17
  threw up, So I skip me too much, kip me too much?
• 27:22
  All right, so the time you get up is like what two forty?
• 27:26
  Um? No, right before right during submissions. So they were getting mad
• 27:32
  because that's when that player ran on the field and I was saying like,
• 27:36
  you know that, and and B didn't like that the guy was running out
• 27:38
  the field. I said, it's like, no big deal. And Tom
• 27:41
  was saying the same thing. And and then that's when it started. You
• 27:42
  know, I just come in saying it. Yeah. I didn't stop saying
• 27:45
  that. So so it's like rap before submissions. Every like right before submission,
• 27:51
  he's like, oh, yeah, for sure, I'm gonna go freshen
• 27:52
  up, go to the restroom. Well I went one time, I walked
• 27:55
  one time in the bathroom prior to that, and I didn't destroy nothing.
• 27:57
  But then the second time I really had a because yeah, I had to
• 28:00
  go. All right, So you so when you're getting up as you're passing,
• 28:03
  stepped on because I've had psycho lessons recollection of it and like psycho less
• 28:08
  the only thing he told me he is, I wish I would have filmed
• 28:11
  it. Be yeah, seriously he said that. He said, from what
• 28:15
  they style is that you fucking tripped on something like obviously tripped on the wire.
• 28:18
  But as you were going down, you didn't want to foster. You
• 28:21
  held out to the curtis. That's when everything went down. That might be
• 28:25
  what happened. I know I knocked over there. I know I knocked over
• 28:27
  a camera and the light because all right, so that's what it is.
• 28:30
  Like half the curtier got pulled out, and so it's like from what I
• 28:33
  understand, it's like this, like last said that he saw you like obviously
• 28:37
  like trip and then you think that you're like, oh, this should hold
• 28:41
  me up, but then like you fell down with it not the holding those
• 28:45
  up, but some wires. So yeah, I found out the hard way.
• 28:48
  You've never been never yeah, like almost fell down and just him before.
• 28:52
  No, but I've out of a steam grab whatever. But so did
• 29:00
  you fall all the way on the floor, Like, no, No,
• 29:03
  I didn't fall. I grabbed. That's something like when I grabbed the the
• 29:07
  light and light hit the camera and then I grabbed the camera because I knew
• 29:08
  that was the most expensive thing and I was I was holding onto that.
• 29:12
  That's when BC's what's going on and he's like to go to break and then
• 29:18
  dom Dom looks looks down there. I can see him. The need just
• 29:21
  starts running down. I'm like, oh shit, I get I get hear
• 29:22
  him running down the steps and I'm like, I'm like, he's not happy.
• 29:26
  This is no good. I can't believe I tore down half the set.
• 29:30
  Yeah, I was How long did it? How long did it take
• 29:32
  him to like to to get it back up. I wasn't I was a
• 29:36
  band from going in there, so I had to stay in the other room.
• 29:38
  Yeah, I wasn't allowed to go over and and watched B when he
• 29:41
  was djaying because he was and he told they told him, don't they see
• 29:47
  minus or something? Don't go over there. He said the Pacific No,
• 29:51
  no, don't go there, and I was like, and then I was
• 29:53
  trying to go get some cigarettes or something out of the parking lot, I
• 29:56
  remember, and then and then they won't let me go. They I'm gona
• 30:00
  tell me that, like someone's gonna like basically bless me outside. And I
• 30:03
  was like, fuck this, I'll fuck them up. They're like, no,
• 30:06
  dude, You're way too fucked up to be going down anywhere to get
• 30:07
  I think I think they were just yeah, because I was wasted, all
• 30:11
  right, So why are you drinking after you age? Yeah? Who who
• 30:14
  talked to you? Well? Who was the first person to talk to you?
• 30:15
  Once? You're like, like who got the camera off you? Was
• 30:18
  it Dom? Like like Dom camerame, got the camera and then and then
• 30:22
  that's when I ray you got you you helped him out? Oh yeah okay,
• 30:26
  and and no, Dom got the camera back in order, and I
• 30:30
  just like kind of walked off at that point. But nobody told you,
• 30:33
  Like what did be saying? Like was Be? Like did Bee? Was
• 30:34
  like how can you let this happen? Like like like what what? What
• 30:38
  was Bees? I don't want to talk to me at all? He didn't
• 30:41
  want to talk to you at all. I didn't want to talk. I
• 30:44
  forced myself talking about one point after the show, and he wasn't too happy
• 30:45
  with that. Yeah, yeah, I was like, yeah, it was
• 30:49
  uh yeah, I was. Well, I was embarrassing for sure. I
• 30:52
  never like torn down stip when when I've when I've been drinking like that at
• 30:56
  any time in the modern times, like maybe I was my twenties or something.
• 31:00
  Remember if Dom told you something like was he like, come on,
• 31:03
  man, he wanted to suck me up. He goes like I thought he
• 31:08
  was gonna punch me. Seriously. I was like, man, this guy's
• 31:11
  really mad, and I'm fucked and and then so so I imagine Aton takes
• 31:15
  you into the office, right Aton. Aton didn't do much with me.
• 31:18
  It was more at the end. Well, I was. I was in
• 31:22
  the other room for a minute, and I think I got more. They
• 31:25
  gave me more alcohol in there too. I think they gave me some more
• 31:26
  beers or something when I was sitting there. If I remember right, I'm
• 31:32
  pretty sure I drank another beer or something after I got kicked off the show,
• 31:34
  because I was, why stop, you already tore down the building?
• 31:37
  You already did you know? It was like I didn't, I didn't really
• 31:40
  know what was going on. I was just kind of like a bobblehead at
• 31:42
  the time, you know, like I didn't. I didn't remember much of
• 31:45
  it until like people started telling me, stop and season. But you wanted
• 31:51
  to quit coke. You could have gave him a bump and this what had
• 31:52
  happened, he would have not taken it after him coke when I was doing
• 31:56
  coke before maybe he was drinking stopped doing that because I was doing. Man,
• 32:02
  all I hear, all I hear is you didn't want to stop nothing.
• 32:06
  So what I hear no matter what that was going down. So the
• 32:07
  show ends like they put the they put the you know, the equipment back
• 32:13
  up. You're sitting in that couch down there. Yeah, what happens and
• 32:16
  it will talk to you after the show is done. Well, there's reports
• 32:22
  of stuff that happened at when I'm having my sixty minutes interview here, dude.
• 32:25
  Yeah, I mean I talked to I did say something to be afterwards,
• 32:30
  and he I think that's where the moroth came from because he thought all
• 32:32
  I said it was and I said something else. I'm not really sure what
• 32:39
  it was, but it wasn't that. But you know, I mean,
• 32:42
  he was probably so pissed he didn't want to hear anything from me. Like
• 32:44
  I said, I said, yeah, bro, I want to tell you
• 32:45
  one thing, and then I said something, And that's the only time.
• 32:50
  That's the only time I said anything that was close to raw. I mean,
• 32:52
  I know, I didn't make that noise like when I was taking the
• 32:55
  set down like that was just like what the fuck that I looked at it.
• 33:00
  I looked at it and I'm just like, oh shit, this is
• 33:01
  like it's not good. And I because I know you were like blacked out
• 33:06
  wasted at that point, because my from my understanding is everybody was wearied the
• 33:09
  next day because you still drove home. Oh eventually I drove home. Yeah,
• 33:15
  but it wasn't like right after. I think it made you just kick
• 33:16
  it down there for like a few hours. I was kicking for a couple
• 33:19
  of hours before I went home, and I didn't drink anymore, So I
• 33:22
  was I was good enough to know they were more concerned. I think that
• 33:24
  I was just gonna like randomly like walk down the street and get killed by
• 33:29
  something homeless dude or something. That's what that was. Because you look like
• 33:32
  like you being fucked up and not not for nothing, but you being white
• 33:36
  in a very skid row area, like these people are gonna be like,
• 33:38
  guy, this guy's an easy lick. He has money. Like you know,
• 33:42
  you're not you're not. You don't blend in like the rest of the
• 33:45
  fleas down there. You know. Yeah, that's pretty much. Uh.
• 33:50
  That was That was? That was that, you know? It was It
• 33:52
  was because like I drank so much because I had to like sell I lost
• 33:55
  like one hundred thousand dollars between the two smoke fests and I had to sell
• 33:59
  my nineteen sixty six charger to in order in order in order to finance them.
• 34:04
  So that that that I knew was that I knew was happening. That
• 34:06
  day, I went to the show, and like I really really I really
• 34:08
  didn't feel like going on the show that day because I was really kind of
• 34:10
  just like alright, are you are you pissed off? You know? But
• 34:14
  I was like, no, I'll go on there. It's cool, you
• 34:15
  know. But then that's why I just started drinking after drink after drinks,
• 34:19
  so you were already like not feeling it. Well, I thought, in
• 34:22
  my mind, I shouldn't go on there. Before I went on the show
• 34:23
  because I wanted to sit there and drink that bottle because I figured, you
• 34:27
  know, the way I came down usually that day, you know, there's
• 34:29
  people here and everyone's on the show. So but there was a space and
• 34:30
  I was like, all right, well, let me try to promote the
• 34:34
  smoke fast one last time on this on the show and see who gets more
• 34:36
  people to buy some tickets, you know. And and that was the main
• 34:39
  reason I went on there. And then I started drinking because I was just
• 34:43
  getting more and more angry thinking all this money. That's like going down the
• 34:45
  toilet. Somebody said you were Lottle on TRT. Honestly, that's what that
• 34:52
  was. The other thing that was Anna say. That was Tuesday, and
• 34:53
  that's why I do my injection, so that day you get extra hyped up.
• 34:58
  So on Tuesday's I tried to avoid drinking at all now because that uh
• 35:02
  that day is Tuesdays and Fridays. Or do you smoke more when you when
• 35:06
  you feel like having a period. No, it's like you can you can
• 35:10
  what the this is the first question sent me asked them, like six months.
• 35:15
  It's more like, uh, once you take a enough, once you
• 35:19
  take a knough, you raise your levels from the low level that mine your
• 35:22
  mine was at. You know, you feel way better, but you start
• 35:24
  feeling like a little run down by Monday, after you've done your last one
• 35:28
  on Friday, so than Tuesday you take it, and then I was all
• 35:30
  hyped up because you really do stories. Yeah, it's a testosterone replacement,
• 35:37
  their replacement. They hold on, is it liquid or it's liquid? I
• 35:43
  put my ass cheeky. It's a steroid. It is. It is a
• 35:46
  steroid, but you're just taking a level to bring you to It's it's pretty
• 35:50
  much the medical version of a micro dose of steroids, so you can have
• 35:52
  your levels regulated. Like it's not like it's not when you get older.
• 35:55
  My boys using like Tommy could use it juicing. Yeah, so I think
• 36:00
  topic could use it. Like if Toppy got on TRT, he would get
• 36:02
  me. Yeah, I'm saying, like you would have bad he would he
• 36:06
  would be he would actually like like Sammy would like I mean, not that
• 36:08
  he's skinny, but like you know, like sticking the needle in my fucking
• 36:12
  ass. It's not your asshole, bro, I was gonna asked you.
• 36:15
  I didn't say. It is a little interesting having every two weeks twice a
• 36:20
  week to put it in your butt for entering. I mean instead of doing
• 36:27
  a bump like you know and the last and the last, rather take pillow,
• 36:34
  just put the syringe in the bod. Dude. We looked it up.
• 36:36
  We talked about this. There's lotion. It was his dad. There
• 36:39
  was this muscular baby and there was his dad that was putting TRT lotion.
• 36:45
  He had a new board and then he'd carry his new board on the mic
• 36:49
  and he had a new board. This kid ended up with the fucking big
• 36:51
  ass dick and like Harry Balls, I swear he got looked this up as
• 36:54
  ray and this who started developing, like because his get started absorb being in
• 37:00
  this ship. So like the baby started like you know, he started going
• 37:04
  through cuberty and like fucking two years old. Like he's like, yo,
• 37:07
  why does this have picks? You know what I mean? Yeah, Like
• 37:09
  they're just yeah, like they're just And then like they noticed like when they
• 37:13
  were changing this food and this food got hard, yeah, and they were
• 37:16
  just The mom took him to the doctor and the mom was like the surprise.
• 37:22
  Kids ain't supposed to get hard. The doctor was like, what the
• 37:23
  fuck is wrong with this kid? And then like the dad was like,
• 37:27
  well, I'm on this medication and RT lotion, so he rub it on
• 37:30
  his shoulders and then he'd hold his son like a dad should, but the
• 37:32
  sun would absorb the TRT and this fucking kid was going on a big one.
• 37:36
  It was almost larger than his son, than his own one. He
• 37:38
  was getting scary. Don't exaggerated, Exavier, don't exaggerated like you see that
• 37:44
  Xavier hellas us. That's what the article said. Yeah, by the way,
• 37:51
  all right, so back to the story. So so, yeah,
• 37:53
  I did. I did my TRT that morning, and you know that didn't
• 37:57
  add to the Yeah, that made it even worse. So the next day,
• 38:00
  dude, because I imagine when you get home, what's your goal?
• 38:02
  What are you doing when you go home? Like? Are you like?
• 38:05
  Fucking man? I didn't know what he's tearing that as I was. I
• 38:12
  didn't. I didn't know what was going on. I just didn't show back
• 38:15
  up until Pedro and dumb and a couple of people came out. Would you
• 38:19
  who'd you hit him? First? Though? I didn't hate what about don't
• 38:21
  be lying? He's like, goes everybody man at me. I actually I
• 38:25
  think I talked to Pedro, but then they came to my pop up and
• 38:29
  I was and they're like, yeah, bro, it's cool, you know,
• 38:30
  just don't do it again. I was like, I ain't about to
• 38:31
  break up with my fucking food plug. Blah blah blah, and uh,
• 38:37
  yeah, it was. It was. It was. It was a little
• 38:39
  rough for a while, but you know, now I guess it's okay.
• 38:43
  All right. So when you wake up, though, when you wake up
• 38:45
  the next day, like, what are the instant thoughts that are going through
• 38:49
  here? I thought it totally fucked up, and I didn't I didn't want
• 38:51
  to piss anyone here off ever, Like that was the whole thing. Like
• 38:52
  I personally tried not to drink very much down here, but I mean at
• 38:55
  the beginning I did a little bit, but then it's already kind of laying
• 38:58
  off on that. But you know, I I was just coming out that
• 39:00
  bottle and like a new cycle Less is here, and I'm like, okay,
• 39:02
  I'll just sit there in the other room have some drinks when I watch
• 39:05
  the show. And you know that, you know that turned out to be
• 39:07
  a bad Yeah, when you drink, Cycle is pretty yeah, he's he
• 39:13
  drinks how long. How long do you call or like be real calls you
• 39:17
  or like what staying? Because it must be the little tension. Whatever happened.
• 39:21
  I just showed up and then and then he felt pumped me and and
• 39:23
  you know, he showed up and he was like, I bought burgers,
• 39:29
  I might I might have. Hey. That's how you do it. That's
• 39:32
  how you do it when everybody everybody's that we can't matter. That's how you
• 39:37
  When you always fuck up, you always come gotta come with gives. When
• 39:39
  you cheat on your girl, you always come through with flowers or say to
• 39:42
  not tho. You know, you always gotta come in with something. You
• 39:45
  just don't come in here and did you cheat on your girl? What are
• 39:46
  you coming with? Let's let's see, let's see. Let's see what people
• 39:52
  fucking say. You cheat it you get caught cheating on your lady. What
• 39:53
  are you coming you're trying to get her back? There's two things. If
• 39:55
  you're trying to get her back, you gotta go all out. Say then
• 39:59
  though you you need papers. I would vote to trying to get her back.
• 40:02
  Yeah, school said, and thought, I've never done huh In the
• 40:07
  morning, after you're done boning, you know you're gonna go to Cordels at
• 40:09
  ten am. Yeah, of course, yeah, Code, I'm not gonna
• 40:13
  like Corde's would be a good move though, Like a girl that really knows
• 40:15
  her Mexican food and she likes to becha, Like if you came at me
• 40:19
  with some quarter, like if you cheated on me, like like if you
• 40:22
  cheating on me and Exavier has to make it up, I'm be like and
• 40:25
  be like like if you're like, babe, I'm gonna take you some to
• 40:28
  becha and be like from where? From where? From north Gate? But
• 40:35
  I don't be bringing me on George Parren sorry, bro, like like like
• 40:38
  you know, like he when he says when he says, he's like I
• 40:39
  go to north Gate and he and I was like, hey man, North
• 40:43
  kid is cool, but it ain't. It's not but North comes to Yeah,
• 40:47
  Bro, when you when you don't mean you're sorry, when you're like
• 40:52
  no, nothing says I'm really sorry. If you're coming through, it's a
• 40:53
  fucking code. I was like, Code, I was just like, is
• 40:57
  there an angling this? Like bro, like that's exotic? You really care
• 41:00
  about me? You want me to get my fruit in take too? But
• 41:02
  all right, So sevich and what else? What are you doing which I've
• 41:07
  never done? Hold on? You would, okay, you wouldn't. You're
• 41:08
  one of those guys that would Actually if I'm engaged, would you get if
• 41:12
  I'm engaged, I have serious relationship? Seriously? Like me, I tell
• 41:17
  you, I told if you would tell me what happened? I'm like,
• 41:20
  bro, you have to get a set, you know, you have to
• 41:22
  get like songs four seven four songs. This was over here, gonna keep
• 41:25
  playing. Yeah, but you can't show up and be like you can't show
• 41:30
  up to it said nothing to be like a player. I'm still the ship.
• 41:32
  No, no, no, no, no. Petty's divinas. Oh
• 41:37
  damn, that's a good one. Come on, dog, you're trying to
• 41:39
  get her back. You know you know what, you know what, I
• 41:42
  would hit him with one fruit down? Oh dog, I'll be the ship
• 41:52
  so wood I might. That would be That's a classic right there. Now,
• 41:55
  People that it doesn't work because we're old, she is north Now that's
• 42:00
  only her parents hate you. I know I say it. We're too all,
• 42:02
  but it's still slap stock. It's still slap because you won't let me
• 42:06
  in because there's a sto it's not like it's not your parents wall but like
• 42:08
  let me yeah, because you cheated, bro. I know, like they're
• 42:12
  storstock for a reason. Bro. Like she doesn't want to she doesn't want
• 42:15
  her peace type two. She's like, I already got type one. But
• 42:22
  if at the end she ain't coming down, I'm playing fuck you, then,
• 42:25
  bitch, you're another card in the deck. Or is it the I
• 42:32
  know what is it? There's there's one song by him, get Thing maybe
• 42:40
  you know what? You know? Yeah? I like that that song?
• 42:43
  Is that the one? And I ended with toxic and then with toxical.
• 42:46
  If she don't come, if she don't come out and get me, if
• 42:49
  you get you know, to say you're sorry, you gotta hit it with
• 42:51
  that get all this year thick so precented some when you were singing in Vegas.
• 43:01
  Oh bab bab Yeah, that's it. I mean, you know,
• 43:07
  Pilum kill kills those fools, hype puma fighting, there's beef supposedly full.
• 43:15
  You know what's crazy, that's dangels. But when you see when you see
• 43:16
  Mexican artists that are known to make cartel songs, like it's not like when
• 43:21
  two rappers beat These days they're gonna tweet each other. I'm like, there's
• 43:23
  gonna be shootouts at those concerts, bro, like like like when you see
• 43:28
  fucking like you know you never saw those theaters and know what they're going at
• 43:30
  it with, you know what I mean? Like you know, like because
• 43:35
  if they would have they got investors. Foo. It's not like rappers.
• 43:37
  Like, it's not like they don't got Jerry Henner. Bro. They got
• 43:39
  fucking the you know, they got the fucking somebody funding them. Bro.
• 43:45
  Like, but think about it, BRO, that's that's like being the Hockey
• 43:47
  Song nightclub in Vegas. Bro. That's the one place that has an unlimited
• 43:52
  budget howka song because it ran by a dude by Roaltie or something like that,
• 43:54
  So their entertainment hasn't no like no endless budget. Bro. If you're
• 43:58
  funded by like a cry organization, you can have like you can have a
• 44:02
  fucking uh what is it? You could run out darger stadium and have fucking
• 44:07
  what's that odd future event? But like just it could be you dog,
• 44:12
  Yeah, I think about the book because those fools that that shit ain't shipped
• 44:15
  to them, bro, Like Okay, it's I that way, yeah,
• 44:22
  Bro, that's not money. But think about it parts the moment you fuck
• 44:25
  up or the moment these foods are drunk. Bro, It's like having a
• 44:29
  crystal math cousin that'll just point a gun at you randomly. Parts. If
• 44:32
  the cartel hits you up, you know we've seen you on be reals,
• 44:36
  We've seen you make foods for be real. We want a Choppol goose Man
• 44:38
  one of the fucks. He's in jail. He's not gonna get up a
• 44:40
  smash else whatever. One and Mayo his son, and fucking and Chopetos.
• 44:47
  They want your food. Are you down? You put it up? Now,
• 44:52
  come on, you go viral like next thing. You know. I'm
• 44:54
  good. Come on, No, dude, that's scary. Bro, it's
• 44:59
  scary. It's not dude. I wouldn't let him. No, I'm not
• 45:02
  gonna go out that. I don't know, like like whatever, what if
• 45:07
  you say no? And then he was like like that almost be They send
• 45:10
  you pictures of the girls from everything, everything you get, everything you get
• 45:15
  treated like a king. You just gotta just gotta cook for these fools.
• 45:17
  You're good. I've already dealt those guys back in the day when I lived
• 45:20
  in Austin, I was st only cocaine to everybody. Patroon, Can we
• 45:32
  switch to Patroon? He's gonna do aleg your league Internet. Come on,
• 45:42
  No, back in the day when I moved to Austin, hold on,
• 45:44
  hold on, are we going to Patroon? Are we going to pat all
• 45:45
  right? Hey, put the link if you want to go to Patreon.
• 45:47
  It's just five dollars. Join us in there if you want to hear the
• 45:51
  rest of the story. If not, wait till the Clipper is about Barts.
• 45:54
  Before he was flipping fucking burgers, he was he was flipping kilos apparent
• 45:58
  nicks break from the daily, not from bricks the book, this book from
• 46:02
  bricks to Brisket. Alright, so the countdown on two three bye, Yeah,
• 46:12
  it's a countdown. That's count up stupid but whatever. Yeah, numbers
• 46:17
  are not letters. Why alright? By what's up? Everybody that's on YouTube
• 46:22
  joining us over here? I like how I like the new I like the
• 46:24
  logo with the chickens. We're making that into a shirt equals yeah, but
• 46:30
  um us, every American in this room clamp it up. Everybody. He's
• 46:43
  like fool, He's like, I may look like the big version of the
• 46:45
  Jimmy Kimmel food but you know, yeah, yeah, but but he's he's
• 46:49
  like, I got papers on neighbors. Oh oh oh VR, check the
• 46:55
  VR. Check the fucking VR or what's going on? I don't know,
• 47:00
  but keep going on. Somebody said, still want to make a bet Oh
• 47:04
  dude, typical American wants to make a bet one? All right, so
• 47:07
  so so, so, well, is this about you setting cocaine bart So
• 47:10
  back in the day, I moved to Austin, and like, I mean,
• 47:13
  I already did a bunch of cocaine. That's why I moved to Austin.
• 47:15
  Guy, I didn't think there'd be much cocaine in Austin, Texas.
• 47:17
  So I moved my whole surveillance business there and my friends were there and stuff.
• 47:22
  So real quickly I met this guy. His name was Danny. Danny
• 47:25
  was He was my personal limo driver when I was there, because everything was
• 47:28
  so cheap and you were a big time I was making one hundred and seventy
• 47:30
  thousand dollars and back then in Austin that was like you're you're like yeah,
• 47:34
  You're like you're like you're like a millionaire. Like I mean, I lived
• 47:37
  downtown had this nice place to cost fifteen one hundred, which sounds like nothing
• 47:39
  now, but back then that was like chicks. Chicks were paying like three
• 47:44
  hundred bucks to share a room with some other person, or two hundred bucks
• 47:45
  in Austin. And then when you're like downtown, you know, they're like,
• 47:49
  oh, you live right there. I'm like, yeah, right there,
• 47:51
  so you just bring the girl up. But anyways, when I got
• 47:52
  this queen, but when I got there, when I, yeah, they
• 47:54
  would the chicks would literally walk up with you because they thought you're some baller
• 47:58
  because they knew you're he lived at and he lived in this like really nice
• 48:00
  place, you know, Doorman all this shit. So anyways, I hooked
• 48:04
  up this Danny deal because he had the cocaine connection and he just was like
• 48:07
  he was just like my I thought he was my homie. I didn't realize
• 48:08
  what the whole thing was going down. So I started like buying off him.
• 48:12
  He'd picked me up in the limo, drive me around like you were
• 48:15
  buying a strip club. You gotta slip? Did Danny was your was your
• 48:19
  coke dealer? Well he was the guy that worked for the cartel. Yeah,
• 48:21
  but okay, so that but you were, but you were buying coke
• 48:22
  up for him, like for personal use. Like first first personal, Yeah,
• 48:25
  that's what I'm saying, and then and then real quickly it went from
• 48:28
  personal use to the deals there because of you or because I knew people that
• 48:30
  wanted it, And I know what I'm saying, So so like deals are
• 48:34
  the same because I had homies like this. I remember one point, I
• 48:37
  hope facilitate this deal for one homie mind and he was like, well,
• 48:39
  here's your cut, and uh, here's a little gift. And he gave
• 48:44
  me a zip of cocaine and he was like, just no, I can
• 48:45
  provide it whenever you want. And I was like, I was happy rolling
• 48:47
  around with that zip just for personal use. But I remember I was developing
• 48:51
  an addiction very fucking fast, So like, how did that happen? Did
• 48:53
  he tell you something about did he give you a deal like that? He
• 48:57
  was giving a deal regardless because the stuff that he had was unto I mean,
• 49:00
  it was it was about the hero ship. As I got compared to
• 49:04
  LA, it was like, dude, how's this so good over here in
• 49:06
  Texas? He's gotta be kidding me. So I didn't know, and I
• 49:08
  did this for I did this for almost like six months to a year.
• 49:10
  Go to this strip club Yellow Roads. That's where I picked up the coke
• 49:15
  from some other dude, which I didn't know it was a cart when that
• 49:16
  guy was in cartel. He was a Russian like mobster that had all these
• 49:20
  all these uh there was a Russian theres's Russian mob. You look on the
• 49:23
  internet because there's, uh, there's all these clubs that, um it was
• 49:28
  really weird. You go there and they charge you twenty five cents for a
• 49:30
  drink a lot of nights and it was like, how the fuck is this
• 49:31
  place in business? They had this one called Quaw with a fish kind of
• 49:35
  place where you could bring your cooler. No, they're n they're nightclubs.
• 49:38
  These are like nightclubs in Texas, and like there's this whole string of them
• 49:42
  that had all these deals were eat fifty cent drinks and it's like, well,
• 49:45
  how the fuck is this place in business doing fifty cent drinks? But
• 49:47
  no one knew until later after I moved out of there, I read on
• 49:50
  the internet that all those clubs were owned by these the Russian mob and then
• 49:53
  they were getting all the cocaine from the cartel directly and then sending it out
• 49:57
  over Texas and they used the clubs as like they found like distribution, they
• 50:00
  found all this, like they found like all these automatic weapons like kilos and
• 50:02
  kilos in every single place. So you can look on there and it's under
• 50:06
  Quaw, it's Qua or Treasure Island under Austin, Texas. No, I
• 50:09
  know about the Yeah, And I was all part of that because that's where
• 50:13
  I was getting all the stuff. Well it was directly from those dudes,
• 50:15
  and I was selling a whole bunch of that ship. And I was like
• 50:16
  I got that how much How much were you picking up at a certain time?
• 50:19
  Oh I could get I like, boy that you were picking up where
• 50:22
  you're like this is saying like I would get like half a kilo at one
• 50:24
  point. So it was like a big ass break like that. You know,
• 50:29
  Oh how much? Yeah, how much were you paying for? Oh?
• 50:30
  I was getting that ship super cheap. I was getting as cheap as
• 50:32
  like, um, I think around around around like fifteen hundred bucks or something,
• 50:39
  but compared to La that was like three thousand or something. But you're
• 50:43
  right there near Mexico. But no, that's a weird thing like I never
• 50:45
  thought that, like you would get better truck fifteen for how much? Though
• 50:49
  fifteen for how much? It was like I used to sell it to everyone
• 50:52
  else for a one hundred dollars in eight ball, and then I made tons
• 50:53
  of money. One hundred dollars in eight ball. That's why I sold everyone
• 50:55
  for and that was like that was like the going raid in Austin, like
• 50:59
  one hundred bucks. But no one knew that we had this super really good
• 51:01
  connect. I mean everyone had it because it was everywhere. Everywhere you went,
• 51:05
  every person you ran into had cocaine. Like it was. It was.
• 51:07
  It was like I was back in La. It was bizarre. And
• 51:09
  then I was like, fuck it, I'll just party it up because you
• 51:13
  get bottle service back then for like one hundred bucks, So like I'd have,
• 51:15
  like I spent like one hundred bucks for bottle service. My five homies
• 51:17
  would come over, we had all the cocaine we want, and just party
• 51:20
  it up. And I did that for almost like two years straight. And
• 51:22
  then finally when I got a point where it was it's too crazy. Some
• 51:25
  people in the chatmom are saying, fifteen hundred for a half a key seems
• 51:29
  too good to be true. Well, I don't know. I can't remember
• 51:32
  the exact price. It was. We were going it was, it was,
• 51:35
  it was going up at the end, you know. I just know
• 51:37
  I sold it for one hundred bucks. Uh, and the quarter key sounds
• 51:39
  more like it. You may be lucky. No, I was way less
• 51:52
  than that, now I was. I didn't. I was saying, no,
• 51:54
  six thousand dollars on on on it it was it was. Uh,
• 51:59
  they were half kilo bricks. They were like they had the stamp, the
• 52:01
  little scorpion tattoo stamp of the cartel. When you got it, still had
• 52:06
  that on. Somebody said, breaks are like fifteen in Texas. No,
• 52:09
  this is hey, this is this is not now. This is like twenty
• 52:13
  years almost like almost year. You know, it's like two thousand, two
• 52:17
  thousand and three or four or something. He's telling the real price. Yeah.
• 52:21
  No, I'm not saying no, but Zammy, No, he's telling
• 52:23
  the real prices for twenty years ago. He's he's he got the plug price.
• 52:28
  He ain't got no manner. It's like when we shot for weeds.
• 52:30
  Yea, yeah, we shot for weed. He met the guy, we
• 52:34
  met the guys he met. I didn't know who I didn't know what guys
• 52:37
  I was meeting at the time, I thought they were Did you ever party
• 52:38
  with them? I parted the Danny guy. That guy at party at all
• 52:42
  the time. He used just driving around. What was what was that like
• 52:44
  like driving an say name, I don't, I don't. I don't even
• 52:52
  know if that was his real name. That was the name he gave me.
• 52:54
  They're probably something else, so so so what I'm sure there name?
• 53:00
  There was all types of weird shit happened that guy at one point. But
• 53:01
  uh no, we used to drive around this limo up and down on the
• 53:06
  outside of sixth Street because that's where I'm went partied. I mean, we
• 53:07
  just find the drunk girls and say hey, you want to come with us,
• 53:09
  and it sounds like they roll in there because we knew that they knew
• 53:14
  we had this at this place right down the street in the downtown, and
• 53:16
  we just went there and party all the time. So, like, what
• 53:20
  was that party like? Was it like a lot of times it was a
• 53:22
  bunch of strippers from the Old Rose That's usually yeah, yeah, that's usually
• 53:25
  where That's where we got it at. Those are the only kind of girls
• 53:29
  that can handle them with cocaine kids. Did you do coke off their kids?
• 53:32
  I've done that before. Yes, that's what my man. He he
• 53:38
  fucking he lined it up like when you do it, hot dog, I'm
• 53:42
  gonna tell yeah, like with the little fucking the little squirrel, I'm gonna
• 53:45
  tell you this. No. The reason is the reason when when it was
• 53:49
  too much for me was when when the stripper almost almost killed me in my
• 53:52
  bed. So like, no, I'm not kidding, this is no bullsh
• 53:58
  she was that heavy. No, no, no, she was. She
• 54:00
  was some check. She was check. I met her working that good.
• 54:02
  I was making in her a couple of times, and then she's like,
• 54:06
  want to come to my house because she was going to work the next day.
• 54:07
  So she came there to spend the night and she wanted to watch kill
• 54:10
  Bill on the on and I was okay, So I turned it on and
• 54:16
  like and next you know, she got out of the bed and I was
• 54:19
  like, where the fuck is this chick going. I thought she'd do some
• 54:21
  cocaine or something. She comes back with this knife and I'm like, what
• 54:23
  the fuck, And so I grabbed it off her, got her, opened
• 54:28
  the door, dragged her down the hallway to the stairs and just kind of
• 54:30
  threw her down there so she can figure out which house I was. No,
• 54:37
  I did, because she was gonna kill me. How did you know?
• 54:38
  Well, okay, what like she came in there with the knife,
• 54:40
  like, okay, but when she right when, right when they're having the
• 54:43
  stabbing part and kill Bill, that's when she came in. I was on
• 54:45
  the TV and I had a real person fucking right there. Okay, So
• 54:47
  you're sitting on the time on time on the time of time we met.
• 54:53
  I believe you, but I want to the scenario. Okay, what happened.
• 54:57
  She's like, babe, I'm gonna go to the kitchen right back,
• 54:59
  she's going to and I thought she's go in the bathroom. Oh, you
• 55:01
  were on the bed watching TV. Yeah, watching Peel build on the bed.
• 55:05
  I was naked, she was naked. She walked up and she comes
• 55:07
  back with the fucking knife to try to stab me like in the fucking movie.
• 55:10
  And she was all jacked up. But I mean, I don't know.
• 55:14
  I grabbed her and I grabbed the knife out because I mean, how
• 55:16
  did you know she comes She came out with the nine pointed out and I'm
• 55:21
  like, I'm late, No, there was no role plane she was.
• 55:25
  That's the thing. So after after after I d got her and dragged her
• 55:29
  down and threw it down in my apartment. Unless you know the number,
• 55:32
  you would never know which room, which place it is. They all looked
• 55:35
  the same and all exactly identical to concrete building. So I threw down the
• 55:38
  stairs. It's a few stairs. I ran to my house like like she
• 55:42
  rolled down, like she got out of there, came back on the floor
• 55:45
  and she started pounding on every fucking door on the floor and all crazy at
• 55:50
  this point, and I just sat there. I just sat there with my
• 55:52
  gun and this shit, and she comes through at this point, what did
• 55:57
  you do to her? Do anything? But wait, I want I want
• 56:02
  to know. I want to know what you say when you say you dragged
• 56:05
  her, like is it like wrestling, like grabb her by the arm?
• 56:07
  And I just basically like threw her and slip because she was so light,
• 56:09
  she slid down like to the word the stairs was opened the stairs, and
• 56:13
  just kind of pushed her there and shut the door and I ran back to
• 56:15
  my place. Fuck the bitch, she tried to kill me. I'm not
• 56:17
  gonna sit there and like some chicks I'll call the cops. No, I
• 56:21
  just you just and threw her. I had I had a big old ball
• 56:27
  of cocaine like size with baseball on my counter. I wasn't calling the cops
• 56:30
  or anything. So she was at least so she was at least cooked out.
• 56:34
  Oh, she was cooked out and drunk. And then and then she
• 56:36
  wanted to say, let's go in the bedroom, which I really want watched
• 56:38
  kill Bill. I'm like, okay, weird asking, weird asked thing,
• 56:40
  but whatever, I'm cool. I just I would have like fucking the bed.
• 56:45
  She said that. Bro, like, bitch, why do you want
• 56:47
  to watch kill Bill? Whatever? I know, bitch, we're watching sex.
• 56:52
  That's all. I was trying. Whatever she wanted to do. I
• 56:55
  was like down with it, except for the statue part that was that was
• 56:59
  a little too much. Okay, but how long how long were you fucking
• 57:00
  with her before that? Like like like twenty five minutes or something. No,
• 57:04
  no, no, I'm saying, like fucking with her period? Like
• 57:06
  no, no, Like like I'm saying, like, go on, were
• 57:07
  you like messing with this basically? Like how long was two hour? Times?
• 57:10
  Before that? Okay, So so you had like messed around or two
• 57:14
  times. She's coming on my pad. Okay, but you know you hung
• 57:16
  out with her out Yeah, yeah, she was coming. She lived far
• 57:19
  away. She drove down to Trust build there. Oh I thought there was.
• 57:22
  Apparently it wasn't. So. Yeah, she was she yelling stuff like
• 57:27
  like you were throwing her out like when she was she was crazy. Yeah,
• 57:30
  but like wiggling around like a little fish. Dude. I didn't give
• 57:32
  a shit. I just fucking I mean one hundred pounds, I was three
• 57:35
  hundred. I rolled her down the hill like a like a bowling ball.
• 57:37
  I just picture, I just I just I just picture and I literally just
• 57:43
  picture the scene from True Romance where Tony Soprano is beating the shit out of
• 57:46
  that white girl and he throws it through the shower doors and he's laughing.
• 57:52
  You remember that scene. She was fucking crazy, buddy, Yeah, year
• 57:58
  one of those James Gandolfini beat down. Yeah, I know that was.
• 58:00
  And that was a point. Once that happened, I was like, this
• 58:02
  is it. I'm done with this cocaine and this whole thing. Why couldn't
• 58:05
  you just find yourself a nice girl and still be about the coke? I
• 58:07
  was tuned too much way too much. Yeah, I don't think so.
• 58:12
  You said you were three hundred pounds. Well, no, it doesn't matter.
• 58:15
  I didn't. I didn't do any exercise. I just I just did
• 58:17
  the coke. You know, you know, when you're like over two fifty
• 58:20
  and you're doing coke and you have it that axis, you're you're you're technically
• 58:22
  a human bulldog or a human pug because your heart and you're breathing is struggling
• 58:28
  for every fucking day, whether you know it or not. And when you
• 58:30
  do coke, it's even way worse. Like and tummy. I know you
• 58:35
  say, quote unquote lost forty pounds, I have. I want to see
• 58:37
  it to believe it. He's good to go. So eventually, what happened
• 58:39
  when I got back I read this article. Someone said to me, like,
• 58:43
  hey, you gotta see this article in Texas about those bars you used
• 58:45
  to deal with. And then that's when it came out that that like the
• 58:47
  Russians, Randall's bars got the coke from the cartel and they were that's how
• 58:52
  they did twenty five cent drinks because they were making all this money. It
• 58:55
  was just a front, so they didn't give a shit. That's actually a
• 58:58
  bust of them was the price of the drinks. That's how they figured out
• 59:00
  that's just crazy. No, who's gonna charge twenty five cents no matter how
• 59:04
  bad the well To imagine the twenty five cent drink with the twenty five cents,
• 59:07
  that club must be packed, twenty five cent tip, twenty five cent
• 59:09
  drink with twenty five they give you a four four up nod and then to
• 59:15
  be like four shots and one with a little bit of like, you know,
• 59:17
  whatever I meant and what you're trying to say is twenty five cents a
• 59:22
  drink with a twenty five percent tip on the bill. I'm talking if I
• 59:25
  paid twenty five cents on the check and coat the bitch that brought it to
• 59:29
  me and gets another quarter, probably that's that's a great tent. That's one
• 59:34
  hundred percent. Bitch, I'm a bawler, Like, what more do you
• 59:37
  want? Like it's not my fault. Yeah, I might give her the
• 59:40
  seventy five cents. She might walk out with seventy five cents and the drink.
• 59:45
  Yeah. Sometimes they had seventy five cents and then they were like and
• 59:46
  then they started raising towards the end to like, you know, fifty cents
• 59:50
  or something. But it was just bizarre. It was like somebody said,
• 59:52
  here in San Antonio, a lot of bars have three dollars drinks. That's
• 59:57
  that's possible. That's possible. I'm surprised, surprising. Remember, probably that's
• 1:00:06
  true. So Bart Barts is telling us that he was the cocaine polar bear.
• 1:00:13
  Yeah, damn. I was just like I was having a good time,
• 1:00:16
  I thought, but you know, it's a lot of good. It
• 1:00:20
  was a good time. But until was there anything that happened assected me?
• 1:00:23
  By then? I had that when I was like in my twenty two So
• 1:00:27
  you were just nudding in these bitches, nodding in these coked that horse huh.
• 1:00:30
  No, I I protected myself. I didn't even know. I didn't.
• 1:00:34
  I didn't. I didn't trust one. I still never trusted the whole,
• 1:00:37
  the whole, the whole thing. You know, you didn't trust your
• 1:00:38
  doctor into the second me. No, I mean probably it doesn't. It's
• 1:00:43
  not an anti at c D fucking bocker stupid back together. It can go
• 1:00:45
  back together any time for real. Yeah, that's the whole thing. So
• 1:00:49
  you can't sue the doctors. No, I could have aspected me if I
• 1:00:52
  could have affected me. I'm married, and I cheat on my wife and
• 1:00:55
  I get my mistress pregnant. I can't sue the doctor because he told me
• 1:00:59
  I could men because it's not it's not permanent. I mean it's permanent,
• 1:01:02
  but I mean your body likes to put stuff back together. Somebody said,
• 1:01:05
  bart's try to cook the girl. I just hain't barbecue back then. I
• 1:01:12
  did a whole lot of barbecue cooking back then, but Texas barbecue. That's
• 1:01:17
  where heat learned. That's why you see much of us. I used it
• 1:01:22
  all the time when I was down there. So all right, so you
• 1:01:24
  get you're resecting me at twenty two. Yeah, you're the only one here
• 1:01:29
  that first of all, what anybody here considered by a show of hand,
• 1:01:31
  what anybody here consider having a resected me? Well, I don't want to
• 1:01:36
  kids, so I knew that was just just show the hand. Nobody.
• 1:01:38
  So we got one in the maybe we got one in the Maybe my dad
• 1:01:42
  would disown me. You could Untie whenever you want, though I don't want
• 1:01:47
  to do that. They can't. They get retarded down. That gets painful
• 1:01:52
  that you're gonna get You're gonna you're gonna get that natural. You're gonna get
• 1:01:55
  them. They talk like those duck creatures from South Park a little different.
• 1:02:07
  Would you still love me? Yeah? Yeah, bro, Yeah we don't.
• 1:02:10
  Yeah, I don't know that. I guess you do because you got
• 1:02:13
  backed up fucking nuts for a while and it's been like it's been like it's
• 1:02:16
  been like a hoover damn wall and it's built. You might get sriplets.
• 1:02:22
  All the Sperns are all like, make a run for the border. Hey,
• 1:02:30
  dude, I fucking I can. For some reason, I have been
• 1:02:32
  watching the fucking cartman talk with that Burritos did not stop today. I want
• 1:02:37
  to do that. I almost want to take my hand to animate car and
• 1:02:40
  just have the fucking little head. Yeah, we should just have somebody,
• 1:02:47
  dude. That ship was fucking so funny. Man, I'm so pleased you
• 1:02:50
  have probably trend. Now we're going as a super Mario fucking team. Hey,
• 1:02:55
  you want to join us and become told parts for what we don't?
• 1:03:00
  We don't any You're going. We're going to anime counts July first, it's
• 1:03:05
  Monday. All of a sudden, piece of shit. We try to make
• 1:03:08
  content, bro, we people beating up any time to ask you, I
• 1:03:12
  can get your ticket. Then joined this because we're going to Tammy. You're
• 1:03:15
  two skin You're skinny to be a toad, though, you probably have to
• 1:03:19
  be like Wallluigi because we're going always a Mario crew. Ray's going to be
• 1:03:22
  Mario. I'm like Warrio, he's Luigi so and then, uh, because
• 1:03:28
  we're gonna be asking people for interviews. I'm gonna be looking at the hot
• 1:03:30
  chicks and cosplay. They're gonna be asking for interviews. What do you mean,
• 1:03:35
  Examber, they will not talk to you. Yeah, I'm gonna be
• 1:03:37
  dressed stuff too. Well. If I see Peach there, I'm gonna try
• 1:03:39
  to cop that bitch. Luigi. People on Tinfoil had they were just like,
• 1:03:44
  this guy does not know what vagina looks like. They fucking when Oh
• 1:03:52
  my god, I didn't even read it and I was ready. I got
• 1:03:55
  to the fire back and then I try to come in instagrams like we banned
• 1:04:00
  you to the twenty first you cannot like her coming nothing, And I'm like,
• 1:04:03
  you faggots thought you get banned for shit like that thing. You're damn
• 1:04:08
  bro, how you gonna say that when you're fucking when you're this has Mexican
• 1:04:13
  that I'm saying, that says fucking lg business gold Chap, Bro, it's
• 1:04:16
  the month of June, Dog, it says LGBTQ for the rest of this
• 1:04:19
  month. Dog. I'm sorry, dog, that's what I thought it was.
• 1:04:23
  That's what be Real thought it was, too. You guys are fucking
• 1:04:26
  asshole. Yeah yeah. See. Breal was like, it's okay, he's
• 1:04:31
  evolving. He sold me he's celebrating pride now. And then I was just
• 1:04:34
  like, it's not supposed to be pride. And then then he was like,
• 1:04:39
  why does that make you mad? I was like, it doesn't make
• 1:04:41
  me mad, but I'm just supposed to be prideful about it. Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  No, I'm not gay. Just because my brother's gay doesn't mean I'm supposed
• 1:04:45
  to be like super gay about it too. It sounds like I'm supporting it
• 1:04:48
  with the hat. This is a lot has a taco on it from my
• 1:04:51
  side on the side, bro, fuck you, I'm sorry. I have
• 1:04:55
  to There's no purple in this ship or yellow. Okay, there's yellow,
• 1:05:03
  but there's no purple or pink. There's purple and pink. There's no purple
• 1:05:08
  m pink color Sammy, you can't even see he's got the glasses on.
• 1:05:16
  He can see I put his glasses on, bro, and then ship just
• 1:05:19
  like fucking magnified glasses. Bro, like purple, like sam like the best,
• 1:05:27
  Like I ain't gonna like Sammy like you, like you should really fucking
• 1:05:30
  get the Google fucking ones, like hook up that way because like you'd be
• 1:05:32
  hooked up. You'd be like a Gunnam Wing or like the fucking the super
• 1:05:38
  the dragon ball Z fools, the Androids, like you would have that shit
• 1:05:43
  online, bro, because that would be like the best lenses you're getting at
• 1:05:45
  those glasses are the ship the Google glasses they were real, No, they're
• 1:05:49
  they're real, but you just you gotta you gotta fucking gether real the Google
• 1:05:54
  glasses it's been now for a while, or Google or Apple glasses, the
• 1:05:57
  Apple different ones, but your retina is mouse. It's a crazy fucking concept.
• 1:06:01
  I went good on fucking Heaven. Yeah, fucking control me. Oh,
• 1:06:05
  were two different things we're talking about. You're not talking about the ones,
• 1:06:09
  right, No, we're not talking about the goggles. I'm talking about
• 1:06:11
  like they look like that, but they fucking help you. Like if you've
• 1:06:14
  had like fucked up fucking visions. So let's just say if you're like,
• 1:06:16
  oh man, it's too far, I can't see like your red No,
• 1:06:18
  like you can click a button by looking at it and then you'll be able
• 1:06:21
  to see that driving side and says, oh, that's where the exits at.
• 1:06:24
  It's like some new shit. It's fucking crazy. It's not like what
• 1:06:27
  you're talking about. It's not the fucking stupid the apple one. It's like
• 1:06:30
  literally some shit that they use in the military, but they made it available
• 1:06:32
  to humans. All right, So back to the back, back to the
• 1:06:35
  back to the bisectimy dog? What about it? Twenty two years old?
• 1:06:40
  When made you do that? Bro? You just where you're just nutting in
• 1:06:42
  bitches like all over? Well, I just didn't want a kid by any
• 1:06:45
  accidents, you know, like I knew for sure. I want to know
• 1:06:49
  kids. I don't want to do it. I don't want to deal with
• 1:06:51
  my parents. You didn't want to Junior Wilder, Well done, Yeah,
• 1:06:58
  well done, I'm I'm good. Yeah that's uh. Maybe my mom real
• 1:07:04
  sad. Oh, but luckily my brother has some kids. So do you
• 1:07:09
  get adopt? Do you do you call? Like? Do you is your
• 1:07:12
  family? Like, are they cooks? You was? Your family? Was
• 1:07:14
  your family all there is your your parents, your family all there. My
• 1:07:17
  mom and dad's there and they're fine. And my brothers. I have a
• 1:07:20
  brother and he's like two year and a half. So your family had real
• 1:07:24
  wholesome expectations that you would actually have a kid. Oh, I lived like
• 1:07:26
  the Brady Bunch life pretty much for most of money. You come from the
• 1:07:29
  family like they like, Yeah, it was just like you know, so
• 1:07:31
  you know what normal white people life. Yeah, that's no wonder you like
• 1:07:35
  colts and someone I wonder you like, Yeah, yeah, for real,
• 1:07:40
  dude, Like and then, And my mom didn't believe it for a long
• 1:07:44
  time, but I think at this point she believes it now or she just
• 1:07:45
  knows. There's no grandchildren come from me, that's for sure. You said
• 1:07:47
  you have a brother, Yeah, havens and nephew. What does he do
• 1:07:50
  like smoke chicken? No? He uh, he doesn't. He's retired because
• 1:07:55
  he owned a bunch of mattress stores and happened to sell them all right before
• 1:07:57
  the pandemic? Is he? That is he? That is he? That
• 1:08:00
  old fool who betted on the fucking No, he's all these mattress connection places.
• 1:08:03
  He had like nine mattress stores. Mattress No mattress connection, your brother's
• 1:08:10
  mattress Macdan they would. So he had all these all these all these mattress
• 1:08:14
  stores and he did that for years and then you know, right for the
• 1:08:16
  pandemic, he got lucky because someone wanted to buy a bunch of his stores
• 1:08:19
  off him. And and then and then one property he owned so that he
• 1:08:25
  just he just i mean besides his house, so he just rents that out.
• 1:08:27
  So it makes a bunch of money off running that house. And you
• 1:08:29
  know, it's like he realized he doesn't right now, he's not working.
• 1:08:32
  I mean, he like refurbished the house. How old is your brother though?
• 1:08:34
  Two years younger me? Okay, So he so he just he just
• 1:08:38
  he just hangs out like h with the with the family and the wife.
• 1:08:41
  Doesn't he has kids. Yeah, I have a Nis and a Nissan nephew,
• 1:08:44
  once in high school, other one just in eighth grade. Okay,
• 1:08:45
  So no, wonder your mom's like hoping. She's like, hey, they're
• 1:08:47
  not cute. No more like she's like she's like she knows at this point
• 1:08:51
  that's not gonna be happen. Yeah, I know, but like you're,
• 1:08:54
  but but like you're he never thought about adopting like a little black hats him.
• 1:08:58
  Why I I I barely have time to take care of myself and I
• 1:09:01
  can't. I can't afford a kid if I even had one. So they're
• 1:09:04
  expensive. It's like the most expensive pet two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year.
• 1:09:09
  Yeah. See, no, no, no no. Every time I
• 1:09:11
  tell my parents I don't want one because I can't afford, you're gonna give
• 1:09:13
  it two fifty. These motherfuckers always say you figure it out, and I
• 1:09:16
  do believe, and I do believe you figure it out. Dog. My
• 1:09:20
  mom always says, Okay, look, you know you're never gonna be ready,
• 1:09:24
  You're never gonna have enough money. Just let me give you the perfect
• 1:09:27
  example. Bro. I don't believe it either. Let me give me the
• 1:09:29
  perfect example. Dog. Everybody heard Jeff goldbum saying nature is gonna find the
• 1:09:33
  way, but nobody knew what kind of way it was gonna be. Sometimes
• 1:09:36
  you don't need to tell motherfucker's it's gonna work out, because not everybody's gonna
• 1:09:41
  be as good as the parents were. And making sure that you raise the
• 1:09:45
  thing that hatches from the egg. You know what I'm saying, Like,
• 1:09:47
  like, not everybody knows how to raise a good pet sperm, bro,
• 1:09:49
  but low key, you do figure it out. I've worked with some servers.
• 1:09:54
  Yeah, because you wanted to stop crying. You used to work at
• 1:09:56
  b and Jays and these folks, I'm like, how you how you feeding
• 1:09:59
  How are you feeding these kids off? Like minimum? Because because they got
• 1:10:01
  a bunch of assistance from the government usually. I mean that's the difference of
• 1:10:05
  I'm figuring out than like in your life. Yeah. For that that's why
• 1:10:11
  fools, I have a lot of kids whenever it's taxis and fools to be
• 1:10:14
  like it would be like my brother he loves having his two kids, and
• 1:10:18
  it's probably nice now doesn't want two kids? Is not like a lot when
• 1:10:23
  you take into like a group of Mexicans and Latinos like yeah, like it's
• 1:10:26
  just like, bro, like we let standard the lowest count in the family
• 1:10:29
  three. My dad had twelve brothers and sisters. So there, so your
• 1:10:31
  parents they were My dad had twelve brothers and says she was the oldest,
• 1:10:35
  second oldest one when he when he was a kid, and they had when
• 1:10:39
  it was a Catholic family. So like every year they had a kid for
• 1:10:42
  twelve years straight. So your so every year they had a kid, they
• 1:10:45
  all like one year apart exactly nine months. Like what did your dad move?
• 1:10:50
  My no, my dad or what what? What? What did your
• 1:10:53
  like? My dad's dad was was was was not the best person. Your
• 1:10:56
  grandpa. He's like he invaded me. I never met him. He was
• 1:10:59
  he was going. He was gone before I was. I was around he
• 1:11:00
  was. He drank a lot. So it was no, but I was
• 1:11:02
  like my dad. My dad was like the dad for everyone. Oh so
• 1:11:04
  he wasn't like a business bore nothing. No, the dad's dad. I
• 1:11:09
  don't know what he did. They had they had a they had I know,
• 1:11:11
  they had a Mexican restaurant at one time and they had added barritos and
• 1:11:15
  it was like no Mexican in huh, there is no Mexican. But they
• 1:11:19
  had they made burritos and they had this making text. Man. They had
• 1:11:23
  some burrito places that they owned, like down in Mahan Beach and they did
• 1:11:27
  that. My grandma did that for a while. Yeah, they make a
• 1:11:29
  room for the border. All I hear is that they invented caso. Youah,
• 1:11:33
  first one to make caso white people. That's not dip. Yeah,
• 1:11:38
  caso dip caso with tacos. What you gotta put caso. That's the way
• 1:11:45
  they're doing. So once you tell your mom that you have to ressected me,
• 1:11:48
  like what did she tell you? Thought was full of shit? She's
• 1:11:51
  like, no, dance said you want you don't want to, like you
• 1:11:55
  didn't shargar, you didn't shtar not gonna My mom worked and my next to
• 1:12:01
  my dick, I don't know what he's like cold on watch, no,
• 1:12:05
  bro, I don't know how far. I don't know where the scars at.
• 1:12:11
  Is it literally right next to your cock? Yeah, there's a there's
• 1:12:14
  a small little incision. Okay, it's it's right in the same area.
• 1:12:16
  Okay, I don't know. He's just like lifted it up like I mean,
• 1:12:20
  it's not she it's not like she hasn't seen it. It's your mom.
• 1:12:24
  Yeah, but you're not gonna show it to him. Twenty two.
• 1:12:27
  Don't momer saw me after I went through purity like naked. Ever, I
• 1:12:30
  don't think that ever housed. I felt so violated. If I ever that
• 1:12:32
  somebody even walked into the bath that I was ready to fade it. Yeah,
• 1:12:38
  bro, I was just like ready to just fade him. I was,
• 1:12:40
  I'll set fire to this house if you come in here and see me
• 1:12:42
  naked. Yeah, so you know, she was she was too happy with
• 1:12:45
  that, But you know, I guess she's learned to live with them.
• 1:12:46
  Once. Once my brother had a kid, I was like relieved. I
• 1:12:50
  was like, Okay, that's cool. She's got at least one. And
• 1:12:53
  then he had another one. I'm like, okay, there's two of them.
• 1:12:55
  That's enough for her, you know, deal with the grandchildren. So
• 1:12:58
  yeah, I don't think she's she's older now, so I don't don't know
• 1:13:00
  if she'd be wanting wanting to watch a little baby at this point, I
• 1:13:01
  don't. I mean, I don't think she'd be too happy if the little
• 1:13:04
  brisket a little person. I mean, she would pretend to be happy,
• 1:13:09
  but I mean she's what if you played a prank on her? Dude today,
• 1:13:11
  you just like you you wrap a fucking little brisket and like a baby
• 1:13:15
  thing, and then you're wrap it and be like, hey, you show
• 1:13:16
  up with the strollert. No, no, you're like, and then you
• 1:13:20
  put the baby a speaker with the baby's voises and then you're like, mom,
• 1:13:25
  I've been trying to hold this secret and be like I finally got way
• 1:13:28
  good briskey. I don't think she'd be too happy with that right now.
• 1:13:35
  So is it you don't have no regrets from getting up a sect to me?
• 1:13:38
  You know, well no, because I never ruined my life by having
• 1:13:41
  a child. And that's that's and that's my personal feeling about the whole.
• 1:13:45
  I mean, like I want to do my own stuff. I was like,
• 1:13:46
  that's the second white person in the road because because what's his name,
• 1:13:49
  a rock Sampson, Rock Sampson. He's like, I'll fucking punch my girlfriend
• 1:13:53
  in the stomach. Like he's like if she has a baby, Like he's
• 1:13:56
  like he didn't say that, Like but he's like, yo, he's like
• 1:13:59
  that's an everyone bart storing or down the stairs. It's happening. Mean,
• 1:14:01
  he's on me and he's on the boat where like we want kids, but
• 1:14:04
  not right now. Yeah, Like we're still Mexican, Like there's still some
• 1:14:08
  Mexicans where like I want, like my kid could be good at being athletic,
• 1:14:12
  you know how probably i'd be like, yeah, I'm as badass dad.
• 1:14:14
  So he's as definitely gonna be coaching some shit, coaching football, coaching
• 1:14:20
  baseball, whatever he kids plays. He's only gonna be table that dad,
• 1:14:24
  and he's not gonna make all the merch. Was like, let's go,
• 1:14:26
  marsh, He's only gonna make all the merch for the soccer team. Don't
• 1:14:29
  worry, guys, I got an embroider already. Guys, just gonna put
• 1:14:33
  a high logo shirt, a little smie brorial like they will know that it's
• 1:14:38
  hi to say it. I would do that, for sure, would,
• 1:14:42
  and I'll be I would be like listen, like whenever the whenever the parents,
• 1:14:45
  the parents are getting out of hand, they're like, listen, I'm
• 1:14:47
  gonna give you one of the green cards that comes with a joint. Need
• 1:14:50
  to chill out. Yeah, I would walk over there even they're doing the
• 1:14:58
  snacks, like all the parents are's using that and smell you need to
• 1:15:00
  chill out your kids sucks. Smoke some shit right here, don't worry about
• 1:15:06
  it. I could definitely see he's on fucking being. I would, I
• 1:15:10
  would, I would. I could not wait for the for those kind of
• 1:15:13
  moments. But that's a lot of respond gonna be mad at me. He's
• 1:15:15
  gonna be mad at me because my kid's gonna be the best, but i'mnna
• 1:15:17
  be running late depending on how me running. My kid's gonna be the best
• 1:15:20
  women running and he's gonna be like, really, x we need him on
• 1:15:24
  the field. And I'm all drunk on the God that we showed up in
• 1:15:26
  an uberg because I couldn't drive us. He has a dirty uniform. Last
• 1:15:29
  night, I got coke rings in my nose. That uniform is dirty.
• 1:15:31
  Yeah. Yeah. And then and then the other kids. That's really good.
• 1:15:36
  His mom, they didn't show up because his mom is mad at me
• 1:15:39
  because I boned him last weekend. And he was like, really, dude,
• 1:15:42
  you got to bone the other coaches, the other fucking kid's parents.
• 1:15:44
  Yeah, dude, Yeah, dude. Casting us the cup, I'd be
• 1:15:50
  there blogging the whole thing. I had to blur out all those kids' faces,
• 1:15:55
  fucking XG. We got second place, Yeah, bro, I don't
• 1:15:59
  know. Hey, did you see that video of the Mayweather fight with the
• 1:16:03
  food that Jo got it from? How that shit turned into a full out
• 1:16:05
  world rumble. I would have thrown a chair in the ring, like from
• 1:16:12
  the stands. From the stands, I would have been like, yeah,
• 1:16:15
  I just turned I don't know. May Weather fucking still fucking gave him a
• 1:16:19
  few fucking hits though. After that, I was like, look, Food,
• 1:16:23
  that fool's an asshole. He's arrogant, but he's good. Stop talking
• 1:16:26
  shit to that nigga. Dog, Find somebody else to pick on mey Wether.
• 1:16:29
  He's not gonna lose. He made me lose a lot of money thinking
• 1:16:31
  he was gonna lose before, and believe me, out of my lesson,
• 1:16:34
  he's not gonna lose. Dog. That motherfucker is too quick. He's like
• 1:16:39
  the fucking number one fighting turtle. He does like it does look like a
• 1:16:46
  cartoon turtle. I think it was in looting tunes, right, Yeah,
• 1:16:49
  I actually like him. Dog for two fools that can't read, I gotta
• 1:16:53
  like him. He's a literally like me. He's a literate dog. It's
• 1:16:55
  hard for him to read. He's not even Mexican. So but you got
• 1:16:59
  are you? Literally? Literally? People gotta fucking stand together. That Food
• 1:17:02
  has identity fucking problems. Bro. One day he's fumed to be you know,
• 1:17:05
  the other day he's Mexican. The other day I'm like, yo,
• 1:17:09
  no, because you know how every every time he's worrying like different flags whenever
• 1:17:13
  he whenever he fights, is it yeah Mayweather? Oh no, he does,
• 1:17:17
  yeah, every fun, every fucking isn't he doing to this? It?
• 1:17:20
  Because when he works, because when he doesn't matter, I don't think
• 1:17:24
  he's I don't think he's appraising us. I don't think he's over here like,
• 1:17:26
  oh you guys just best why brother, dude, you don't know.
• 1:17:29
  You don't know how happy a fucking black person feels when they know how to
• 1:17:31
  speak Spanish. I don't think when they walks out, when when, whenever,
• 1:17:36
  whenever one of the one of my black neighbors orders at loth it in
• 1:17:40
  Spanish. He's supposed to get hyped. Do that? I see, like
• 1:17:43
  I remember, yeah, like they're telling the other different. He's like you
• 1:17:45
  see him, there's still mean, my nigga, And I'm just and I'm
• 1:17:47
  just and I was just like, man to I don't how speak Spanish Spanish?
• 1:17:53
  Yeah, I supposed to, homie. Is that mean you're doing community
• 1:17:57
  service or no? I was other than yeah, you look like the job
• 1:18:00
  dog I know, but but but I'm just saying. I was like,
• 1:18:03
  I'm proud of you because I was like, you've been coming in here every
• 1:18:05
  fucking time, and like us. I mean usually like when I would see
• 1:18:10
  you, you'd be like, hey, man, I've kind of like just
• 1:18:12
  been doing all kinds of random shit for like randoms. But like this is
• 1:18:15
  you've been holding down this job for a while. Dog, I'm proud of
• 1:18:18
  you. Yeah, and I mean you're you're moving out of it. I
• 1:18:21
  mean you literally haven't gotten a lot of sleep though I know I'm high ast
• 1:18:25
  right now, I guess sleep with this show. Right. Yeah. I
• 1:18:30
  could always tell Sammy's not on drugs because I see him eat now. I'm
• 1:18:34
  hungry right now. I'm not gonna see meal prep. Yeah, I told
• 1:18:39
  him. I told, like, Yo, what's good with this fucking meal
• 1:18:42
  prep? What is up with your meal prep? Is it healthy? He's
• 1:18:45
  going over here saying, don't say it's me food, No, Yo,
• 1:18:48
  say it's me no, oh no, don't taste the fucking to it.
• 1:18:51
  Own up to it. I said, Yo, you hear about about Bart's
• 1:18:55
  meal prep. And He's like, bro, I just said, I just
• 1:18:57
  said, you said you're gonna get fat, just like I said that,
• 1:19:00
  while he's making it play system of a down sugar. Yeah, there there
• 1:19:06
  is some there is not non healthy problem. What are the prices? Well,
• 1:19:10
  what's the goal of it? Are you trying to make people healthy?
• 1:19:12
  Not healthy? To make people? I was just making food, make America
• 1:19:15
  brisket to get and see if you want to buy it. But now,
• 1:19:18
  like someone asked me because I did that uh teriyaki event and they said,
• 1:19:23
  look like meal prep. So I just posted add up on ig and next
• 1:19:25
  thing, you know, like I said, yeah, fifteen meals one hundred
• 1:19:28
  and fifty bucks or twelve for like one twenty and just the floodgates were open,
• 1:19:33
  like thirty people signed up and definitely was the most probable thing I've done
• 1:19:36
  in a minute. So now I'm just doing every week. It looks like
• 1:19:40
  the more people are signed up every day, do they pick up? Do
• 1:19:42
  you drop? So I did deliveries in oc on Tuesday from ten to twelve.
• 1:19:46
  I deliver locally on Tuesday and Wednesday in the South Bay. And now
• 1:19:49
  I guess, because there's a bunch of people in the valley that want it,
• 1:19:51
  I'm gonna go out in the valley on Wednesday morning and and and and
• 1:19:56
  deliver and deliver the people wanted out there. So what's the what's the what's
• 1:19:59
  the deal is that the five meals, well you get you get ten meals
• 1:20:01
  for twelve or one hundred twenty bucks. That's twelve bucks the meal, and
• 1:20:04
  those are lunch and dinner. Or you can get the breaths lunch and dinner,
• 1:20:06
  which is fifteen meals and that's one hundred and fifties. So you're paying
• 1:20:11
  ten bucks a meal on that one, and then you can you can you
• 1:20:14
  don't like all the stuff, you can just you know, double stuff up.
• 1:20:15
  I mean I have like basically a different meal for every Every meal is
• 1:20:18
  different, and then one week from the next week it was totally different from
• 1:20:23
  previous week. Eventually the stuff will come back, but it allows me to
• 1:20:27
  make stuff that Norman I can't do it to pop up because there's no one
• 1:20:30
  out, none of people are going to buy this one item, you know,
• 1:20:31
  so I just kind of doing the meal prep and you know, most
• 1:20:34
  of them are pretty healthy. Obviously, there's some barbecue stuff and there's wagy
• 1:20:36
  smashburgers and big ass burritos and stuff like that. But you know, you
• 1:20:41
  don't need to have all that stuff. But everyone that's bought it, you're
• 1:20:44
  doubled up and bought more for the next week or they're all reupping. It
• 1:20:46
  seems they're like big portions, right, because I'm not gonna lie, I
• 1:20:49
  got I got, I got Factor seventy five. You know a Factor seventy
• 1:20:51
  five or seventy five packs or whatever, and I know that is yeah,
• 1:20:55
  they I mean, I'm not gonna I'm gonna dis them a little bit.
• 1:20:57
  But if you still want to use them, use promo code tempo. But
• 1:21:00
  the portions for someone on the part because I'm skinny, I'm trying, I'm
• 1:21:04
  trying to I'm trying to be full. No, don't feel me up.
• 1:21:08
  I got. Each one's like forty ounce metal containers, so it's like half
• 1:21:13
  of a half pan, and like it's filled with whatever you can put in
• 1:21:15
  there. And then usually like sauces are separate and stuff, so it'll take
• 1:21:18
  space in the pan. So you just like put in the oven and heat
• 1:21:20
  it up based on the directions I give you, and then it's like radio
• 1:21:25
  roll im. You can microwave it too. I'm gonna recommend that thank you,
• 1:21:28
  thank you, put in the oven or the or the toaster oven or
• 1:21:31
  air fryer and majority of the stuff or a little conventional oven those ships work.
• 1:21:34
  Yeah, exactly, Yeah, that's all you need. So but yeah,
• 1:21:38
  and then I delivered to most people. Some people come by my house
• 1:21:40
  and pick it up. But you know, most people, I don't mind
• 1:21:42
  driving there because I don't have to wait around from to come to my house.
• 1:21:45
  So I just go. You know, they're like local. I just
• 1:21:45
  drive down the street. Here you go, here's your food. That's it.
• 1:21:48
  And then like, oh see, I have like twenty almost twenty people
• 1:21:51
  I deliver out there too. Now, I mean, trust me as a
• 1:21:55
  single dude. It's either I eat the same shit over and over if I
• 1:21:57
  could, because I'm not gonna make That's all I'm saying. If I can
• 1:22:00
  like cut it up and have different shake, because I'll have like I don't
• 1:22:01
  even I don't even literally hit him up because that shit because I worked too
• 1:22:04
  much. Yeah, like I make pa, Are you gonna get one?
• 1:22:08
  Sammy? Yeah, already told him what I wanted. Is there a promo
• 1:22:12
  code? Camom Sammy requested. He's like, yo, can you make me
• 1:22:15
  knees? Everybody fucking seconds? He's Tammy, just fucking It's like every day
• 1:22:23
  I just sherve me soada. Every day. He's like Pepsi's please, no
• 1:22:27
  coke organic pepsis. He's like coke every day, bro, yeah, bro
• 1:22:32
  that shit that you used to so yeah. Or he's like give me you
• 1:22:36
  give me some of that Texas code please it is Barts. Have you ever
• 1:22:41
  thought about what happens if you drink the liquid from the steroids, Like what
• 1:22:44
  if you just within the joke cap? I don't think. I don't think
• 1:22:46
  it does anything. I think that's going to muscle, yes, and it
• 1:22:49
  goes in your butt because that's only one that they know that they're not.
• 1:22:51
  You can't kill yourself or hit a vein or nothing, because there's no veins.
• 1:22:57
  Really, you're gonna hit with the with the with the needle. So
• 1:22:59
  how far does go all the way? It's a little it's it's a skinny
• 1:23:02
  needle, but it's about that long, so I mean that's about how long
• 1:23:04
  it is. You have to stick the thing all the way in and then
• 1:23:06
  it's just it's about this long the needle and you have to go all the
• 1:23:14
  way in. Well, you just you have to. You have there's this
• 1:23:15
  whole technique where you grab your waist and then move your fifth thumb like towards
• 1:23:19
  your ass. And then and I know, and then that's where the joint
• 1:23:23
  is, where you have the least chance of uh being in pain afterwards,
• 1:23:27
  because if you do it right into a muscle, like, it's painful for
• 1:23:30
  like a couple of hours afterwards. So you want to try to make sure
• 1:23:31
  you get into the fat part of your butt. And as I was losing
• 1:23:34
  weight, became more and more difficult to do that because there was less found
• 1:23:36
  in the butt. When I first did it was easy when we're under sixty
• 1:23:40
  pounds, I just stuck it there wherever. And the real quickly when I
• 1:23:43
  got down to two fifty, I learned real quick that that was not the
• 1:23:45
  case. You don't just stick at any any random spot when I like it.
• 1:23:48
  Fucking fucked me up one night. So that's how that's how it is.
• 1:23:54
  But but once you're once you do it for a couple of months and
• 1:23:57
  you get your levels higher. I mean you feel way better. I mean
• 1:23:59
  I lost all the weight. I wouldn't have lost all his wave. I
• 1:24:00
  wasn't on the testosterone he's been. That's TRT. But that's the sofsterone replacement.
• 1:24:15
  Yeah, it just said no God, but no. The bodybuilders like
• 1:24:18
  bodyboilers like probably I don't know the rock does it, but bodybuilders that definitely
• 1:24:21
  do it. They're taking that in a like the whole the whole jar is
• 1:24:26
  like this big. It's like a little you know thing. They're taking a
• 1:24:28
  whole one those probably like once every two days. That thing lasts me like
• 1:24:31
  three months. Exavier walked out a set because the USA is winning two zero.
• 1:24:39
  Yeah, dead ass. I should have bet it with that. Asso
• 1:24:42
  should have better be like, yo, your apartment. Yeah, you ever
• 1:24:49
  tried injecting RS so like that, I haven't taking you can't inject RS SOL
• 1:24:57
  two zero? Hey, cup it up, cup it up. I wasn't
• 1:25:02
  even trying to tell you guys. I wasn't even trying to tell you guys.
• 1:25:06
  Fuck you guys. No, I won't not really fuck you guys because
• 1:25:09
  I love America, but I'm not happy right now. I can't say.
• 1:25:15
  I mean, if Mexico didn't win, I wish I was wishing the USA.
• 1:25:17
  David, let's get to the bottom of this. Do you want to
• 1:25:23
  get to the bottom of it? What's up with the flashlight video? Not?
• 1:25:30
  How do you laugh? Bro? Because I already put some crazy shit
• 1:25:32
  up on the love you said it was cool. You literally said it was
• 1:25:35
  cool. Look at him smiling. You were like, y'all, don't even
• 1:25:38
  worry yet, you got some crazy shit going on. This makes this makes
• 1:25:42
  up for this. Yeah, you were like, I did I did say
• 1:25:44
  that. Yeah, And if you want, if you want to find out
• 1:25:45
  what I'm talking about, the only way you could watch it is on Patreon
• 1:25:48
  and tell somebody who's down on patreons bad. It looks bad, but it's
• 1:25:51
  not bad. Uh, if you want to see what happened next, g
• 1:25:55
  gets a visit from an old friend and the LAFC versus final and uh yeah,
• 1:26:00
  it gets pretty almost controversial at one point. If you want to watch
• 1:26:04
  that, definitely, that's not saying it's like minute five, minute six,
• 1:26:13
  what's the whole video? My commentary is gold the cheese. Then they're there
• 1:26:20
  for the cheese and then they know they want to see what happened. Now
• 1:26:23
  watch the whole thing. Well I'm just kidding. We had like we know,
• 1:26:26
  loses. Yeah, yeah, yeah they would have won. You think
• 1:26:30
  we would have parted party? You think they would have seen it like none
• 1:26:34
  a boat on camera? Uh? Well, mane, I don't know if
• 1:26:40
  I would have relapsed just because of that. But yeah, but then I'm
• 1:26:44
  like I would have been another cup. It becomes tradition. We gotta go
• 1:26:46
  for the same jar family tradition. Yeah, I gotta. I gotta get
• 1:26:54
  like an LAFC spooning. Yeah, just like for whenever we win a cup,
• 1:26:58
  we go from the jar. Yeah, we should sell LAFC spoons.
• 1:27:02
  We'll see. Don't you feel like I got it? I'll make that.
• 1:27:05
  We set up the we set up the Originals booth next to forty two Originals.
• 1:27:10
  Wait up, so here's the real question. No, no, no,
• 1:27:13
  no, wait up, wait up, here's the real hooks beer.
• 1:27:16
  Here's the real question. Why the fuck hasn't Barts been at the LAFC games
• 1:27:20
  distributing some fucking Barts barbecue? Yeah, dude, those those little, those
• 1:27:27
  little made burgers that you made us today, first of all parts that thank
• 1:27:30
  you. What were those things that you made us today? They were like
• 1:27:35
  they were like crabby patties. It was like if I would admit it was
• 1:27:40
  like if I was making a smash burgers for my rabbit. It was a
• 1:27:43
  smash burger between two tat Todds as the button. So Patty was like that
• 1:27:47
  big it was bite size number one. Yeah, it's like that big it
• 1:27:50
  makes he's gonna not feel so fat. That's the best part. Hell yeah,
• 1:27:53
  you don do know what? They eight album? Dude? Yeah,
• 1:27:56
  so it's like I've only had three. That wasn't the first time I made
• 1:27:59
  them, don't it's a pound of meat. Yeah, I'm kind of happy,
• 1:28:01
  dude. It doesn't work here. Pretty they're pretty good. But but
• 1:28:05
  all right, so how did you come up with that? Well, itchon
• 1:28:08
  posted a video a photo of the stupid thing, and that was the first
• 1:28:12
  thing you actually posted. It was kind of cool and I liked that and
• 1:28:15
  I was like, oh shit, that's kind of cool. Idea. It
• 1:28:16
  looked like it was a fake photo, but it had some little burger between
• 1:28:19
  two tator talks on some guy's finger, and so I just said, I
• 1:28:21
  try to make it, so you do. So you did. When my
• 1:28:25
  friend A plus Products does with T shirt ideas, hey what he opously puts
• 1:28:30
  it, He's like, I like it. I printed, I'm selling it.
• 1:28:32
  Yeah, Like go ahead, don't never let me see you one of
• 1:28:36
  them. I don't never just respect me one of my burgers all there.
• 1:28:41
  Yeah, but no, that's I mean, have you have you tried selling
• 1:28:45
  them, because look bro, by the way, everybody I do have Save
• 1:28:48
  the Day. Seven fifteen, we will be having when is it, a
• 1:28:51
  high hungry pop up at Corda's Market, exclusive menu und vendors that are friends
• 1:28:58
  and family that are gonna be there selling their murder or whatever it is.
• 1:29:00
  I'm gonna be there. A plus products is gonna be there. I'm gonna
• 1:29:03
  get a few other vendors as well, hopefully like some people that have been
• 1:29:06
  on their ship. Maybe the homie that has the banana bread, the Hawaiiu,
• 1:29:10
  remember the black food. He makes some good bread. He could sell
• 1:29:15
  the shit out of that bread and then make some girls that yeah, like
• 1:29:18
  just well, I mean because we're gonna try to keep like merch or whatever
• 1:29:21
  like mostly there, like but like uh you know, like because it is
• 1:29:26
  quote as market and they have to run their business soory, they're gonna have
• 1:29:28
  a special menu. So it's gonna be like if you have like any merch
• 1:29:30
  or if you have like a like a clothing company or collectibles or just resell
• 1:29:34
  shit, hit me up for a booth. But yeah, July fifteen,
• 1:29:38
  I will be having uh BP bags a certain amount. I will be having
• 1:29:41
  exclusive sales. I will be having an exclusive menu, so don't sleep on
• 1:29:46
  that. And uh yeah, I'm hopefully like you haven't been. Have you
• 1:29:50
  vended these burgers anyway? These little smash burgers. No, I just been
• 1:29:54
  one time at my house and this was the second time, so yeah,
• 1:29:58
  that's it. They were so good, bro, And like literally, if
• 1:30:00
  you posted up somewhere and you said five for ten dollars, it would go.
• 1:30:03
  I'm I'm sure it was. But but it's very tedious to make little
• 1:30:08
  burgers. You saw. It's cute though it is cute, but like you
• 1:30:12
  know, maybe someone hired me for like a catering job and I'll do it
• 1:30:14
  for them. But I don't know. He said it's cute though it is
• 1:30:17
  rather just it is good for Instagram. Instagram. You know how many Asian
• 1:30:21
  foodies have an idea? I finally got on blocks from Instagram. Got an
• 1:30:28
  idea, Yo, we should just post up in like little Tokyo and then
• 1:30:30
  like you know, because Asians love like like Japanese people, they love it
• 1:30:33
  small things. I got an idea. I got an idea. We get
• 1:30:39
  fat ass Lizzo to the small burger. Yeah, a number you've been voting
• 1:30:45
  her. Yeah no, but we're talking enough ship, we might get her
• 1:30:47
  attention. We didn't get Britney Spears. We didn't get Britney Spears attention.
• 1:30:54
  Yea. And we said and we said that, and we said that her
• 1:30:57
  fucking pussy was horrible, and she didn't even hit I saw the picture that
• 1:31:00
  ship was like, look, it looked like when you stick like chewed up
• 1:31:02
  gum under the table, you know what I mean, Like you know,
• 1:31:06
  like you know when you have like a big piece of cheek lit like bubb
• 1:31:10
  delicious one and you just stick it under the table and and it dries up
• 1:31:14
  and then you just see a little like solid want to hit you up.
• 1:31:18
  Why the fuck would you hit you? But because we made a clip about
• 1:31:23
  like talking about how how she doesn't look as good anymore. Thousand views nothing
• 1:31:27
  crazy. Yeah, yeah, she's a clone, just like blows nah.
• 1:31:36
  That's that's ben nah, that's benzos. That's benzos. Bro Okay, maybe
• 1:31:44
  okay, maybe not says I do believe in clone. I do believe in
• 1:31:47
  clones. Believe people doubles. That is benzos, my boy. That I'm
• 1:31:51
  gonna take Sammy's word, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy's been a psych Ward just
• 1:31:57
  that. No, I just know it been around like enough people that some
• 1:32:00
  time Bernardino, I mean Riverside or sorry, one of those two that wherever
• 1:32:02
  the alien fucking was born. But yeah, Riverside. But yeah, so
• 1:32:08
  that's Benzo, that's fucking big Barma controlling her life. Bro, I'm kilt.
• 1:32:14
  Maybe that's to kill himself, Tedcasis kill the UNI bomber. We all
• 1:32:18
  know who that is. Right, he killed himself. They put himself one
• 1:32:21
  in the booth and they just sucked him up. And I was like,
• 1:32:26
  what is this? The Union Bomber was right though, you think about what
• 1:32:29
  he said was happening. I've read it, I've read his test his manifesto,
• 1:32:33
  and look, bro, like technology socks technology, I'm looking at I'm
• 1:32:36
  looking at his predictions. I'm gonna say that it's looking like it's seventy eight
• 1:32:42
  percent. He was right. There's a lot of there's certain things where I
• 1:32:45
  was like, all right, fool, you're just mad because you couldn't get
• 1:32:46
  pussy on this part. But you know what I mean, I was like
• 1:32:48
  the other part, April, that ship was fucking told that one was like
• 1:32:53
  He's like, what you do you herb or Berkeley will take this. He
• 1:32:56
  just blesh it up. I was like, damn, no one was fucked
• 1:32:59
  up. And even all like shout out to him, that's what it was,
• 1:33:00
  right like he couldn't get he said it to his brother's laugh. No
• 1:33:03
  no, no, no, no no, even though shout out to his
• 1:33:06
  brother for snitching him out. But his brother's the one who snitched him out.
• 1:33:11
  He would he would uh Teconzisky would throwing like articles or like little letters
• 1:33:15
  to the yeah, to the FBI, And his brother was said, I
• 1:33:19
  know who writes that. I know who writes like that, and he said,
• 1:33:21
  that's my brother. It's like it's like if they were to be like
• 1:33:25
  a punching bread serial killer. He leaves the loaf of bread punched every time,
• 1:33:29
  and Exaviera will be like, I know who it is. I know
• 1:33:30
  who it is. But how pissed would you be if your brother listening to
• 1:33:34
  this job instead of telling you first like hey, dog, I know it's
• 1:33:39
  you. You want to not stop doing that? Maybe first of all,
• 1:33:43
  first of all, you want to tell your brother maybe like yo, full
• 1:33:45
  stop. If he didn't I know it's you, You're just gonna go straight
• 1:33:49
  to the cops. Think first of all, First of all, my brother,
• 1:33:54
  if if I'm taking out motherfucker's one by one, maybe my brother would
• 1:33:57
  want to approach me and he'd be like, you know what food like two
• 1:34:00
  foods. But if I'm taking him out like bowling pins like this was just
• 1:34:04
  like that's a that's a like that's a lot, bro, Like you gotta
• 1:34:09
  be like a food. Like you just can't nine eleven anybody just because you're
• 1:34:11
  mad. He said, I'm not telling no one saying shit, no snitch
• 1:34:15
  over here. Yeah, he's been in jail. That's how you know you've
• 1:34:17
  been to jail like his brothers. His brother wasn't in jail, bro,
• 1:34:23
  Or I pee still Yeah, surprise you said you're the other one that died
• 1:34:27
  to remember. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not my brother. No,
• 1:34:30
  before I tell the costumes I'm killing my brother. Heads up, Hey,
• 1:34:35
  I'm a tell in twenty minutes, start running. Well, yeah,
• 1:34:40
  there's some blood in there. You are you aren't? Your homies didn't ya
• 1:34:44
  Super Nintendo ones like y'all didn't play video Get bart tag serious question? Would
• 1:34:48
  you bow? No, no, no, not even that she would take
• 1:34:54
  your Bart's Barbie kids to the next level. For the next level, dude,
• 1:34:59
  Like I she's like this brisky. She probably smells. She probably smells
• 1:35:02
  so bad of all that fat. It just that she has probably stuff growing
• 1:35:05
  on her, like in between all her fats. Oh my god tell you,
• 1:35:11
  yeah, like like fung. She probably have someone. She probably has
• 1:35:15
  someone. She probably has someone like wash her because she's so big. She
• 1:35:17
  can't wash herself. I mean, trust me, I know people like that.
• 1:35:19
  They were not big and they have those issues. You keep feeding them.
• 1:35:23
  Cayrol used to have a friendly but there you keep feeding people. There
• 1:35:28
  was there was like back when I was a college and there was a sorority
• 1:35:31
  and they all had fat chicks as a sorority. That was like that was
• 1:35:33
  like the thing. Ye yeah, there are a fat chick sorority. What
• 1:35:41
  is it called? That was called it called AO Pie. You mean you
• 1:35:46
  mean I eat I eat all the pie. No, yeah, anyways,
• 1:35:50
  supposed to girls are like four hundred all the pie there, like Lizzo says,
• 1:35:56
  And I hooked up one or two when I wasted and yeah that was
• 1:35:59
  gross and whole brisket I got Catfishis they just they just can't wash themselves.
• 1:36:04
  I mean there's a you know, it's like I recently got catfish like that.
• 1:36:11
  No, and you skinny too, like skinny you know, try to
• 1:36:15
  norbit you. Yeah. No, likely had a little homies like you know,
• 1:36:19
  like I'm a block and shit like that already. Didn't she like that?
• 1:36:21
  But you told her to pull up on you? Yeah? I told
• 1:36:24
  him to pull up on me. But I told her to pull me.
• 1:36:26
  I pull up to like one of like the little homies pad around the corner,
• 1:36:29
  and I was like, hey, tell me what this bitch looks like
• 1:36:30
  before she pulls up dog. Next, you know, he was like bro
• 1:36:33
  a board of mission, a board of mission. I was like, why
• 1:36:38
  video the bitch was big. I was like, oh, like she had
• 1:36:40
  a pretty face to her. Yeah, she had a pretty face. Dog.
• 1:36:43
  Yeah that's fat bitch. Just me, Catt, What is it if
• 1:36:45
  she takes pictures like this filters filters and make her looks skinny. Dog damn.
• 1:36:51
  Yeah, she's those fucking Snapchat filters and make it looks skinny. I
• 1:36:55
  was like, Jenny Craig filter one of those. I don't know, it
• 1:37:00
  just made it look skinny and show like that. I when I see her,
• 1:37:01
  they did that, bitch is nah? I told I didn't even see
• 1:37:05
  her. Just put it that way. I didn't even I stopped texting or
• 1:37:08
  all that. She's like, I'm outside. Yeah, the fat these fat
• 1:37:11
  chicks use have all these parties at their houses. Sounds alcohol and they get
• 1:37:14
  whatever fraternity over there and just getting wasted parts they could take take take advantage
• 1:37:17
  of the little crazy. That's all they did. They did have every fraternity.
• 1:37:23
  They're just like, we're already here. But they were the only ones
• 1:37:26
  they were down to like pretty much, however, do everything with people and
• 1:37:29
  so yeah, they were like so Bart they were they were. There was
• 1:37:31
  an interesting group of and the Lizzo treatment bro Barts, as the guy would
• 1:37:35
  have looked, sected me like because usually I asked like how are you on
• 1:37:39
  the pill? And then when they say yes or no, I'm like,
• 1:37:42
  well then where do you want me to finish? What do you even ask?
• 1:37:44
  He's like do you not care when you bust in them? Like,
• 1:37:48
  oh my god, I can be a good guy, Like don't trip,
• 1:37:51
  I'm taken care of, Like what's the answer that the condom? Every time?
• 1:38:00
  I thought you were the run, I don't care, I don't know,
• 1:38:05
  I don't trust something. Sorry I thought you're gonna tough, all right,
• 1:38:09
  I don't. I thought you're gonna tell me to take my crown off.
• 1:38:11
  Dog wait steptone and drives over here just to go. Man, dude,
• 1:38:21
  I thought you would have just been like this song bro oh man,
• 1:38:25
  I don't. I don't trust that they should have been your song. If
• 1:38:27
  you get a resected me, i'd be none these bitches. Yeah, dude,
• 1:38:31
  I wouldn't. Yeah, by everything, dog, anything that's you can
• 1:38:38
  you know that's like I'm sure it is, but I'd rather I'd rather not
• 1:38:43
  get any type of disease, you know, from the checks you know should
• 1:38:45
  have been you bar like what if it like what if it's the third time
• 1:38:48
  boning that bitch? You still roar a coning third time boning that? But
• 1:38:51
  I don't really I don't really have to be checks. I go around multiple
• 1:38:54
  times. I usually checks hit and U done. Would have been around times,
• 1:39:00
  but you know, one and done. Like the longest relationship I had
• 1:39:02
  was thirty days. He's run and done. If you had you had a
• 1:39:15
  hey he's a one and um that that's thirty days. I had some strip
• 1:39:17
  or check that you just buying a bunch of stuff. So she kept around
• 1:39:20
  a little bit. Many reason why you bought me close like all types of
• 1:39:25
  stuff. It was. It was I was like, okay, we can
• 1:39:27
  continue to hang out for She's like why, Well it wasn'tuntil she was pretty
• 1:39:30
  crazy. So yeah, that's like thirty that's your longest relationship thirty days.
• 1:39:38
  Yeah, I don't even know what relationships it like, do you want a
• 1:39:42
  relationship? Figure out? You can't hold you bart you know you don't want
• 1:39:46
  you don't. I think I think I think like humans were kind of like
• 1:39:49
  you eventually desire a partner. No, because I don't need some check or
• 1:39:54
  some stupid dog or some something crowd where like like like it puts dog hair
• 1:39:59
  all my bed or she like does whatever some stupid shit like I don't want
• 1:40:01
  any that Like it sounds like Exavier final she has a dog, She's gone.
• 1:40:04
  That's it. There's no, I don't even know. How about you
• 1:40:06
  just telling I wanted somebody that doesn't have a dog. Most girls a lot
• 1:40:10
  chicks have dogs. That's like the thing around his age. No, I
• 1:40:15
  think you're older, oldest girl I've ever gone out with. It's like probably
• 1:40:18
  thirty five period like that. That that's that's it. He's he's just not
• 1:40:26
  when I say I like him like, I like, yeah, anything legal
• 1:40:30
  is fine, Yeah, yeah, anything legal and conscious. Yeah, because
• 1:40:35
  every time I say no, every time I say young, he's done looks
• 1:40:39
  at me like you sound creep. I'm like young when I mean like eighteen,
• 1:40:41
  nineteen, twenty twenty one, and he's like, that's a little too
• 1:40:44
  low for you. I'm like, I'm thirty. Great. Every year there's
• 1:40:46
  a new batchup chicks that turn eighteen, So every year you get a whole
• 1:40:49
  new realm of chicks. Oh my god, that's the way it works.
• 1:40:54
  I mean it's like fresh off the I mean it's most fresh you're gonna get,
• 1:40:57
  you know, I mean, I mean that's like Fred. I mean,
• 1:41:01
  that's about fresh about the eighteen year old, and that's why you get
• 1:41:09
  him a second with me. That's bro. This is this is exactly I
• 1:41:14
  thought I would hear this from you, dude. I know, I know
• 1:41:16
  you thought it was coming from me. And then it teams over here.
• 1:41:19
  I'm gonna start any bars. You can ask John over there? John,
• 1:41:24
  can we hang out a lot? More? So? What about the meal
• 1:41:28
  prep? How long do we gotta be for the meal prep? Could be
• 1:41:33
  any are you ideing me for the I mean, I guess you have a
• 1:41:41
  lot of strippers. I just don't have a dog. Don't have a dog.
• 1:41:44
  Yeah, it's strip for the meal prep if you have a dog,
• 1:41:48
  versus to check out the dog hair on their clothes. That because that just
• 1:41:51
  makes me because I'm allergic to dogs. That's the reason. The dog is
• 1:41:55
  like I'm at worse. That's worse like any any animal. I'm like,
• 1:41:59
  That's why I don't touch a Ton's dog. I just like look at them,
• 1:42:00
  and because I know him that I'll start sneezing my patom. That's why
• 1:42:03
  your kids like a Ton's dog just sits there. And that's why I never
• 1:42:06
  touched them. Because because also all I touch a dog and touch my face
• 1:42:11
  or like cat or whatever, my face will just start swelling up with like
• 1:42:14
  no, yeah, it's about to bring it will be red No, because
• 1:42:19
  I'm like it'll be It'll be even redder, even redder than it is,
• 1:42:23
  and I'll have a bunch of like like my arm. If I touch a
• 1:42:26
  dog licks at me, I'll have like, well, welts to pop up
• 1:42:28
  on my arm. That's how I am. What the dogs give you herbies.
• 1:42:30
  No, they's giving you their allergic you know. I used to when
• 1:42:32
  I was a kid. They had to poke all these little pricks in my
• 1:42:34
  back, my my back to find all the show was allergic to. And
• 1:42:38
  I was allergic to SOT like a hundred things. That's so fucking privileged.
• 1:42:42
  Dog. When you're when you're when you're broke, you're just allergic to sh
• 1:42:45
  your pards. You don't that, No, you find out, but the
• 1:42:47
  thing like a what is it? But like ankle pocha, right, and
• 1:42:51
  they like stay like different things. I basically have like the top the toxin
• 1:42:56
  or wherever you're allergic to, and they prick your back and have a well
• 1:42:59
  it's up. Remember they did that to Butters with the red thing. Yeah,
• 1:43:04
  yeah, yeah. Privilege, it's fun. Privilege is Butters is pretty
• 1:43:08
  privilege in South Park. You don't remember the scene I'm talking about it right
• 1:43:12
  where he got probed. Yeah, and they shoved the fucking thing in his
• 1:43:15
  ass. Was like, oh wasn't that Cartman? No Balta people have got
• 1:43:23
  probed. Yeah, a lot of people are you posted that video about the
• 1:43:28
  alien? Is that real? I don't know. The one in Las Vegas
• 1:43:31
  a big cricket. How that ship's fake. It's fun he did, like
• 1:43:34
  a really big cricket. Yeah, but there's been there was a lot,
• 1:43:38
  dude. The cops went in and talked about it, and you know what,
• 1:43:41
  you know, my you know, my theory is on that bitchy all
• 1:43:45
  right, Nah that you know, like the government fucking probably draw some shit
• 1:43:53
  in these motherfucker's pad and I'm like, Yo, this shit's fucking aliens,
• 1:43:57
  make a fucking fake story. Here's some money. The fuck. It's called
• 1:44:00
  Project Blue Beam. Yeah, Project Blue Beam. The government's letting the exors
• 1:44:03
  an expert. I've been an expert. I do a fucking whole podcast about
• 1:44:08
  this. I gotta read articles for this ship. Yes to this Project blue
• 1:44:11
  Beam. The Gario is a bunch of drones. Yeah, the government,
• 1:44:15
  I really, I mean, if you think about it, I think you
• 1:44:16
  really think the governments can let boblaz are on Joe Rogan's Alien Exavior. Yeah,
• 1:44:23
  of course no if the government, the government lets you do what they
• 1:44:27
  want you to do. But you really think the government's gonna get You've got
• 1:44:30
  a crazy video about this alien ship, though, they'd stop you. But
• 1:44:33
  but what if you really think that, you really think the government's gonna let
• 1:44:36
  Bob laz Are go on Joe Rogan's podcast, and they don't think they know
• 1:44:41
  Bablazar is gonna go and release crazy stuff. It's been the yeah, but
• 1:44:45
  all of it is. I really think the government like lets you in and
• 1:44:47
  they yeah. I think he's I think he's garbage. I did not that
• 1:44:54
  he's garbage. Don't know. No, I think he saw what he saw.
• 1:44:56
  I don't think he's garbage. I think he's he really saw what he
• 1:44:59
  saw. But I think the government let him see that. He saw whatever
• 1:45:01
  he saw. If you watch it, he says he saw anti anti anti
• 1:45:06
  gravity things. So he was seeing how people can things can levitate with no
• 1:45:11
  propulsion or what is it where there's no like like steam or yeah, so
• 1:45:15
  he said he saw that and it's a super chemical that they barely that they
• 1:45:19
  barely say they found recently. So he talks about this. All I'm saying
• 1:45:24
  is like, even if it is what it is, the government let him
• 1:45:26
  say that. The government doesn't let you say nothing dog. The government lets
• 1:45:29
  you when they want you, they let you say it, Like when they
• 1:45:31
  didn't want Hunter Biden's laptop coming out. Did we all hear about it.
• 1:45:35
  No, they pay Twitter. They pay Twitter. They paid Mark Zugenberg to
• 1:45:40
  keep that on the low. His laptop was out. He mark Hunter Biden
• 1:45:45
  needed his laptop fixed. So this moron gave his laptop to some like some
• 1:45:50
  like laptop repair company in Massachusetts. Even though he's rich enough to just buy
• 1:45:55
  a fucking new one. Your dad's Joe Biden. You can't just buy a
• 1:45:58
  new one. No, he wanted to get it repaired. This company was
• 1:46:00
  very conservative, didn't just turned until about Joe Biden because he asked me about
• 1:46:03
  Hunter Biden and hunder Biden winning and took his laptop to get get repaired.
• 1:46:10
  These conservative guys were like, what up is this so and so's who knows
• 1:46:14
  how they got that laptop. That's also sketchy, but the worst case scenarios.
• 1:46:17
  Now there's videos of fucking Hunter Biden with this dick out smoking crack and
• 1:46:23
  sorry, yeah seen it. Yeah, fucking Joe fucking we've all seen him
• 1:46:27
  young packing. Yeah, he's packing, he's packing. Yeah, dude,
• 1:46:31
  you don't take pictures of your dick like that left you're packing, don you
• 1:46:34
  don't just walk around your dicks. We're talking about aliens. Joe Biden.
• 1:46:41
  That's where he goes. You're biding Sun's dick's dick whatever, exaber, it's
• 1:46:46
  true. Look it up. Yeah, I don't want to look up Joe
• 1:46:49
  Biden's but the it should be concerning when that's the president, that's the son
• 1:46:55
  of the president. If you can't control your president, how you're gonna control
• 1:46:58
  the country. Just think about that. I don't know as a guy that
• 1:47:02
  here don't have kids when you really local. I like animals, but like
• 1:47:04
  I like Donald Trump, like like I like animals, but like Donald trump
• 1:47:12
  son killing and fucking jaguar is not as bad as like Joe Biden, his
• 1:47:14
  son kicking Like what isn't smoking, cracking doing all this shit. It's like,
• 1:47:17
  all right, he killed the jaguar. I'm sorry, see the jaguars.
• 1:47:20
  Let's make him fuck again. But you know what I'm saying, He
• 1:47:24
  didn't smoke, no crack, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But you
• 1:47:30
  know all Donald Trump had to do. He's like, we now have a
• 1:47:32
  jaguar conservation in my son's name to make up for that mistake where he killed
• 1:47:41
  one of them. Yeah yeah, he got he might go to he's not
• 1:47:45
  might go to jail, but they're they're they're trying to send him to jail,
• 1:47:47
  but that's gonna come out, and he's gonna do his little dance.
• 1:47:49
  Like yeah, but he's gonna come out. He's gonna do his little dance.
• 1:47:55
  He's gonna he's gonna promise people some checks and we're gonna vote for him
• 1:47:59
  again. Yeah, bro, like yep, yeah, Bro, everybody's tired
• 1:48:03
  of fucking mister ice cream man over here. Bro. Yeah, this was
• 1:48:08
  just nobody knows where the Harris is at, going to jail, which is
• 1:48:12
  out gonna sucking Montell's dick. I know what the fuck this bitch is doing.
• 1:48:15
  It's Trump going to jail. Yeah yeah, bro, for real.
• 1:48:19
  But but that being said, let's give a big shout out to Barts but
• 1:48:24
  not only making those little burgers but coming on and actually sharing some dope as
• 1:48:29
  stories here. Whatever. It was a very fun episode, definitely. It
• 1:48:35
  was a for sure sixty minutes on how Barts fell down. We talked about
• 1:48:40
  it more than him falling the halt. We can tell it. I can
• 1:48:45
  tell people on the Green Thumb shows like, hey, we got the sixty
• 1:48:47
  minutes, Scoop. I know, I know fucking watching I know I know.
• 1:48:59
  I'm so glad it go. I'm supposed to be there right now.
• 1:49:00
  The homies are there cooked out watching the game tickets with two right there,
• 1:49:08
  fucking three zero. It is what it is. Yeah, I'm got they're
• 1:49:11
  winning if Mexico is Yeah, you gotta be red, white and blue.
• 1:49:18
  Yeah, bro, it's not. I would literally have a speaker, dog
• 1:49:27
  dog. I wouldn't. I would just tell the DJ play this. The
• 1:49:32
  whole stadium will be going crazy, leg dropping motherfucker's everywhere. Anybody want to
• 1:49:36
  Mexico Jersey? All right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Yeah it hurts
• 1:49:45
  inside. Huh always hurts, dude. We lose a lot. I wish
• 1:49:49
  I would have bet you a Jersey. Now man, you didn't want to
• 1:49:53
  bet me, seeing up what a non American he was. One gamble You
• 1:49:56
  always gamble, You always gamble. I'm a for betting on America when it
• 1:50:00
  comes to stuff that I know we're good at, like military and defense.
• 1:50:03
  Yeah, I mean like, I mean, I don't know if you know
• 1:50:06
  they've been kicking our ass lately. They really have. Everybody has. Everybody
• 1:50:12
  has Mexico not not not when it comes to the regular teams, because we
• 1:50:18
  did kick I mean Mexican team did kick Lafc's ass. That's just a portion
• 1:50:24
  of it, bro And a little reminder, a little reminder that Leon still
• 1:50:28
  came through. Shout out to the Mexicans. Little make I mean, they
• 1:50:30
  still feel good. We want I want something? Yeah, yeah, but
• 1:50:36
  Barts, where can they follow you at for all the meal preps or anything
• 1:50:40
  like that, So it's ig Barts dot barbecue spelled out or if they wanted
• 1:50:44
  by next week, when do they have when do they have to hit you?
• 1:50:46
  Well, they cutoffs probably like tomorrow night. I mean, because that's
• 1:50:49
  why I told all the people that actually are paid for it, you know,
• 1:50:53
  because they had to have a couple of days to make sure like the
• 1:50:55
  food. But it seems like everyone's into the food. So yeah, I
• 1:50:58
  mean, I'm gonna figure out like between Friday and sat or how many people
• 1:51:00
  need to cook for because I need to start cooking it on on Monday.
• 1:51:02
  Well there you go, guys. If you guys want it Tuesday or wait
• 1:51:05
  till next week, yeah pretty much. Um make sure you guys follow Morning
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• 1:51:31
  it? I guess they make anything from candles? Uh what is it?
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  Air fresheners and all that. Sammy gave me a little care package. All
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  you gotta do is comment on what is it on Patreon on this actual episode.
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  So all you gotta do is fucking comment on that and I'll pick a
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  winner. So salute to everybody. Sammy shouts. Shout out to everyone watching,
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  Uh, shout out to Barts for it, come picking for us,
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  and shout out to USA. Yep, yeah, uh Xavier, hit that
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  to the movies after that because I'm just gonna go in there and buy some
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  We'll see you guys on Saturday morning. Peace Out.