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The One Where Lala Visits 50 Cent on Set · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my little gorgeous friends. Oh, I am beat a
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  Speaker 1: f what a freaking week. I mean, as you guys know,
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  Speaker 1: we're obviously back at it. We're filming season ten. Every
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  Speaker 1: single season people ask me, what do you think it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be like, and I'm like, it's gonna be crazy,
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  Speaker 1: but like we really don't know, right, Yeah, But I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you this season has been so much fun so far.
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  Speaker 1: I feel really good about it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you are you allowed to give us any like
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  Speaker 2: hints or tea or who? Is there drama this season?
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  Speaker 1: There? Yes, there is drama. Drama that's very different from
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  Speaker 1: the past, okay, And it's just I don't know, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a lot of fun. And for me, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so caught up in my life, you know, for
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  Speaker 1: the past however, many months whatever. It's kind of just
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  Speaker 1: like we get up, we do what we need to do.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a robot and filming vander Pump. I've
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  Speaker 1: said this a million times. It fuels my soul. There's
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  Speaker 1: something about it because I'm hanging out with a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of my friends. But my dad always told me, when
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  Speaker 1: you go out into the world and you look for
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  Speaker 1: a job, you need to do something that you love
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  Speaker 1: to do. So the fact that I'm fortunate enough to
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  Speaker 1: do what I love is insane to me. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't happen like that very often.
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  Speaker 2: To be excited to go to work is like I
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  Speaker 2: always say, it's the American dream because it literally is
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  Speaker 2: like like me, Kyle, We're like excited to go to work,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, how lucky are we? And you have
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  Speaker 2: been saying that about filming. You've been like, oh, ago,
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  Speaker 2: get to hang out with you know these people. But
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  Speaker 2: obviously it's filming and I'm excited and that's like that's
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  Speaker 2: the goal.
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  Speaker 1: That is the goal. Yeah, we had a crazy week.
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  Speaker 1: It was like we went from so we obviously filmed.
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  Speaker 1: We filmed a really cute trip. Okay, and I won't
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  Speaker 1: spill too much of the tea because obviously I want
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  Speaker 1: you guys to be excited and watch it on Banner
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  Speaker 1: pump roles. But on this trip, do I tell him?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what, I don't know. Everyone's like on
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  Speaker 2: the edge of their seats. I mean, now you.
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  Speaker 1: Have to you guys. I finally had sexy time.
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  Speaker 2: Wala cant had sex weird, right? I mean, it made
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  Speaker 2: my day, It made my day.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I was like, it's Jessica's birthday. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is the first birthday you've had that I haven't
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  Speaker 1: been home, but you only had one other one with me.
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  Speaker 1: But I felt bad about it, you know, and I
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  Speaker 1: knew that I just had to hit her with that
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  Speaker 1: happy birthday text and also I got some good good
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  Speaker 1: and she was like yay.
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  Speaker 2: I was freaking out. She texts, did me I think
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  Speaker 2: the words I had sex? And I was so excited.
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  Speaker 2: I called her off. I was celebrating.
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  Speaker 1: No, but dude, even my sister in law because my
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  Speaker 1: mom was in Newport. Yeah, and my sister in law
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  Speaker 1: gets on FaceTime and she's like, I'm so happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I didn't realize. People were so like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't sleep with anyone anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's just sort of like to me, it was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: she let loose, she's having fun, she's giving into little
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  Speaker 2: urges like it's fun and it's great and can you
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  Speaker 2: will we see any of it on vander Pump or
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  Speaker 2: do you not?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we had cameras there, like not in the room
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  Speaker 1: with us, but like cameras were there. Cameras were there,
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  Speaker 1: which is so weird to me because I've never really
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  Speaker 1: you know, besides James. Yeah, we would make out a.
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  Speaker 2: Lot, so we'll see the guy maybe yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think, yeah, you'll yeah, guy, I'm excited about that.
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  Speaker 1: Then we get home from the trip. We get home
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  Speaker 1: on Friday night. Saturday, they had me do you know
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  Speaker 1: film again, and then Jessica and I were off to
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  Speaker 1: Vegas Sunday to do the Magic Show.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I did a panel just about give them a la
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  Speaker 1: beauty and just the brand overall and how you know,
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  Speaker 1: I take to social media with it. And it was
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  Speaker 1: actually a lot of fun because I got to sit
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  Speaker 1: with people who have these questions, who are trying to
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  Speaker 1: build their business or get it out there. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of times you look at people
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  Speaker 1: and go, well, their social media following is big. That
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  Speaker 1: part doesn't really matter. It's about the engagement, Like can
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  Speaker 1: you sell shit in your social media? Your following can
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  Speaker 1: be huge, but whether people are willing to like spend
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  Speaker 1: money on you is a very different thing. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: my brand is strictly sold through social media, so I
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  Speaker 1: was completely honored that they would even ask me to
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  Speaker 1: come and do a panel at the Magic Show.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was incredible and I had never been to
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  Speaker 2: the Magic by the way, you guys, obviously I'm thinking,
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  Speaker 2: like Las Vegas is the only place where if you say, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's a magic convention, what's your first thought. My first
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  Speaker 2: thought was like, oh my god, magicians. It's gonna Chris
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  Speaker 2: Chris Angel's gonna be there, like, but that is not
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  Speaker 2: what it is. It's beauty and fashion and all of that.
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  Speaker 2: So it's my first time I had ever been, and
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  Speaker 2: it's incredible, way bigger than I imagine.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's huge. Everyone everyone goes there from you know,
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  Speaker 1: like Nordstrom to figure out what their next collection is
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  Speaker 1: going to be for whichever store they're shopping for. It
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  Speaker 1: was massive and we had an incredible turnout for you know,
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  Speaker 1: people who came to like listen to this panel.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was an incredible turnout. There's this
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  Speaker 2: one girl who Lala was on the panel speaking and
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  Speaker 2: I hear es and I'm like, I turned the lovely
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, and I go and I look
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  Speaker 2: and her name was Maria and she wasn't going to
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  Speaker 2: go to the panel and she found out you were
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  Speaker 2: gonna be on it, and her and her mom, she's
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  Speaker 2: from Iowa, flew to Vegas just to see you on
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  Speaker 2: that panel. You're a damn lie and she cried when
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  Speaker 2: you walked out.
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  Speaker 1: Did I hug her? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: She was like, I just really, I'm like so excited.
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  Speaker 2: I'd really love a picture with Lalad. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you can be first, and she was so excited. That's
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  Speaker 2: why when you came off the stage, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: for pigs that these two are gonna be first. She
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  Speaker 2: just she's so sweet. She's from Iowa and she flew
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  Speaker 2: all the way there to see you.
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  Speaker 1: Is incredible and absolutely humbling because I walk this life
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  Speaker 1: and go, who the fuck am I in this world?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Who the fuck are any of us? You think about
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  Speaker 1: the world to see these are my high thoughts. I
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  Speaker 1: may be sober, but the thoughts stay stay right. When
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  Speaker 1: I look at the planet and I'm like, we're such
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  Speaker 1: a tiny little grain of sand. And then you think
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  Speaker 1: about big names like the Kardashians, and it's like, in
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  Speaker 1: the grand scheme of things, who are we right? Are
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  Speaker 1: we even doing?
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  Speaker 2: In the grand scheme of things? Our existence is a
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  Speaker 2: snap of a finger, like literally all of human exis
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  Speaker 2: since there's a snap of a finger. I think about
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  Speaker 2: that too, because I think about the universe and like
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  Speaker 2: how we are literally just a grain of sand in
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  Speaker 2: like billions as far as we know other universes.
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  Speaker 1: It's insane and you know what, And I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what my listeners believe in, but for me, when the
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  Speaker 1: world has had enough of us, it's just gonna fucking
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  Speaker 1: wipe this out.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a depressing thought.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle Kyle will talk about always go there with me,
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  Speaker 2: because he'll say, I'll like come home from work and
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  Speaker 2: he'll be like, he'll make a comment like, well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: when the world has has had enough of us, well
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  Speaker 2: I'll be gone. I'm like, can we not right now?
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna walk. I always go there. That's why I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, just live your life, be a good
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  Speaker 1: human being, make a difference, because there's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: point in time where like we literally, yeah, there's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be way weirder things on this earth than people. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: look at these weird figures. Look at them walking around.
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  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian Reality TV. What a concept? You know, I
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  Speaker 1: know it's weird. I know, Oh my god, my mind
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  Speaker 1: is floating right now.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I love when we go in this stretch.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. And then so we fucking get back from Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Our flight's delayed three times. Yesterday I get back, it's late.
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  Speaker 1: They hit me with a call time for my first
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  Speaker 1: interview this morning, nine am. I was like, that means
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  Speaker 1: glam at six.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they did pick one of my favorite dresses.
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  Speaker 2: Amazing dress, amazing makeup. Look by this time, you guys
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  Speaker 2: have already seen she posted it on her story And
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  Speaker 2: did you use you use the Bambi palette right because
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  Speaker 2: I'm staring at it now and I'm like those eyes
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  Speaker 2: I cannot behind.
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  Speaker 1: Bitch. Palette is money. And by the way, I always
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  Speaker 1: say when I come out with like limited time launches
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  Speaker 1: or like holiday launches, because I've been wearing Snowball, which
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  Speaker 1: is from last year's Snowball, the gloss the gloss yep
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  Speaker 1: last year's holiday collection, and everybody is like, where do
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  Speaker 1: I get it? And I'm like, you snoozed, so you lose.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so you lose. I know, I ran out of
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  Speaker 2: mine like a month ago. No, It's so bombed because
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  Speaker 2: it's like an every day you can just wear it.
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  Speaker 2: It like gives that extra sheine to your lips, which
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  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with. Wait a sec, Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 2: cannot believe what we skipped over this What you're welcome
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  Speaker 2: listeners for me about to ask this, but the return
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  Speaker 2: of fifty cent and Lala Kent.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I love how that sounds. Fifty cent and Lala Kent.
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  Speaker 2: What's the deal?
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  Speaker 1: I just got a fucking phone call and yeas like,
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  Speaker 1: fifty would like you to come visit him on seid
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  Speaker 1: He's in La And I was like, here's the thing
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  Speaker 1: with fifty cent, Okay, He's just been incredible to me
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  Speaker 1: since the time I saw his fine ass drop down
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  Speaker 1: from the ceiling on in the club, and I was like,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: it was like, Kobe Bryant was my my life longer, right.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you're young, you have like dudes that
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  Speaker 1: you're like, that's that's like, yeah, you always remember your
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  Speaker 1: very first crush, Yes, you do. Mine was always Kobe Bryant.
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  Speaker 1: When I saw fifty cent, I was like, holy shit,
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  Speaker 1: who is this person? Yeah, he's just a superstar. So
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  Speaker 1: you know, I've been around him a handful of times
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  Speaker 1: before the stuff started popping off between he and Hugh's name.
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  Speaker 1: We shall not mention. But I remember being in can
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  Speaker 1: and it was this was years ago. I had just
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  Speaker 1: lost my dad and I was drinking heavily. And everyone
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  Speaker 1: knows when you start drinking, you start getting puffy. You
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  Speaker 1: can be so skinny, but you start getting the belly,
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  Speaker 1: your face gets a little puffier. I was well aware
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  Speaker 1: of this, and I also started drinking even more heavily
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  Speaker 1: because to make myself feel more secure with the fact
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  Speaker 1: that like things were sitting differently due to alcohol. And
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  Speaker 1: I was wearing a white dress. And I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to say who this man was that did this, because
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: he's very well known, but I remember him asking me
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  Speaker 1: for a photo. We take the picture, he comes over
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  Speaker 1: to show it to me, and I think, like, I
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  Speaker 1: look cute, right, yeah. He zooms in on my stomach
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  Speaker 1: and says, when you walk the red carpet, you need
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  Speaker 1: to only let them get back shots. He goes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to help you. I was a mess. I go
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  Speaker 1: to fifty's room, where he whose name we shall not mention,
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  Speaker 1: is also in and I'm a mess. I just lost
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  Speaker 1: my dad. Someone just zoomed in. I had never been like,
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  Speaker 1: I guess body shamed before. That's what it was, and
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  Speaker 1: Fifty said to me, you know those are abdominal muscles,
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  Speaker 1: like fuck that guy, Yeah, even though they definitely weren't.
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  Speaker 1: It's called a gut, it's called vodka soda. But that
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  Speaker 1: guy we walk, We get into the bus to go
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  Speaker 1: to the carpet, This guy who zoomed in on my
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  Speaker 1: stomach comes to get into the van. Fifty then tells
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  Speaker 1: him he is not allowed to drive with us. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I always had a soft spot for him, and
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: then everything happened, you know, and it was like, obviously
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  Speaker 1: you don't Fifty doesn't fucking play like we all know that, right,
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, oh my all type crush mad
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  Speaker 1: at me, which you know, when idsid it was like
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  Speaker 1: you had a million other things going on. He wasn't
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  Speaker 1: fucking thinking about me. It was like we'll drag her
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  Speaker 1: here and then we'll like move on. But when I
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  Speaker 1: got the phone call to link to link up with
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  Speaker 1: him on his set and just kind of bump gums
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, it was dope.
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  Speaker 2: And there was no there was no awkwardness.
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  Speaker 1: He was kind. It was so sweet. The second I
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  Speaker 1: walked in, it was like a big hug. How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? You know, Yeah, we chatted. I'll keep most
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: of what we spoke about, which, by the way, had
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: really not a lot to do with Homeboy. It was
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: just it was just cool. Yeah, he's a superstar. It's
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: a surreal moment when you're someone like me and you're
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: in the company of a superstar like that. Who you
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: remember when that his first single came out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very it's a very weird feeling, but all
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  Speaker 1: is well good.
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  Speaker 2: And he was doing a project and it was because
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  Speaker 2: I saw this on TMC. They were shooting at the
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  Speaker 2: Sway House, which you I don't think you knew, but
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  Speaker 2: that's like I don't think it is anymore. But that
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  Speaker 2: was like used to be a house that a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of TikTokers lived in.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't know TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: I know, well, this is like these are young I
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  Speaker 2: barely know. I know it from like a pop culture
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: podcast I listened to, but like I think it was
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  Speaker 2: like five to seven, like TikTok guys lived in that
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  Speaker 2: house and they just like created content and now I
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: think they moved out again. Anyone who's into TikTok and
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  Speaker 2: knows the story is probably like she's not doing it justice.
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  Speaker 2: But like I think they ended up all moving out
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  Speaker 2: and now it's just like a content house. But it's
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  Speaker 2: cool that he's shooting there.
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  Speaker 1: It was a beautiful house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This movie apparently is like so gory. It's called Skill House.
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  Speaker 1: So gory that during one of the scenes, a cameraman
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  Speaker 1: passed out dropped the camera. I'm like, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that I can watch it, because you know me, Jess.
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  Speaker 1: I mean even giving birth to my daughter the very
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  Speaker 1: first IV, which is the easiest, I was like, out.
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  Speaker 2: Cold, But are you like that with blood?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh?
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  Speaker 2: Really in horror movies? Like, no, it's fake.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my yes. I cannot deal with any of it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I don't faint every time I get my period. No,
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  Speaker 1: and my mom was worried about that. The first time
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  Speaker 1: that I fainted do to blood, I was brushing my teeth.
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  Speaker 1: I was at sid in Olivia's house, brushing my teeth.
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  Speaker 1: I had cut my gum or something, and I was
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  Speaker 1: walking around, going, I can't see, I can't see. I
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  Speaker 1: was like seven, right, A seven year old blacks out
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  Speaker 1: and you want to know why the fuck you can't see? It, okay, So.
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  Speaker 2: It was because you caught your gum.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I spit and saw blood in the seine
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, what the fuck is this?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm dying over a little lalla walking around
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  Speaker 2: I can't see. Did you know it was because you
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  Speaker 2: were about to pass out? Or were you just like yeah, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know that feeling that comes over your vision goes you
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  Speaker 1: literally black. Yes, had walked me to the bad I
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  Speaker 1: laid down and she was laughing, she was yes. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, am I safe? My savior? I literally could
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  Speaker 1: not see And as a little kid, that's so scary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that is scary.
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  Speaker 1: And ever since that moment, every time I have to
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  Speaker 1: get my blood taken, like even getting injections, Yeah, they know,
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  Speaker 1: one poke, you tilt me bad, get the blood back
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  Speaker 1: to that head because I'm going down.
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  Speaker 2: Because of the pain, not because you see blood. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's the thought of it.
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  Speaker 1: If there's a needle going into me and you're either
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  Speaker 1: taking blood for me, or you're injecting something into my
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  Speaker 1: face or you're putting it's the whole It's a mental thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I get that. I get that way.
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  Speaker 2: I remember the first time I gave blood. I was
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  Speaker 2: literally it wasn't the first time. It was the first
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  Speaker 2: time that stood out to me. I was in school
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  Speaker 2: for nursing. I was in first year of school for
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  Speaker 2: college and my major was nursing, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I was tired all the time. So my mom took
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  Speaker 2: me to the doctor to see all my iron levels
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  Speaker 2: or whatever were, and I was holding it out and
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  Speaker 2: I got a whatever. My blood started to get drawn,
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  Speaker 2: passed out, and my mom said in that moment, the
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  Speaker 2: nurse was like, oh, let's lay her down. Let's lay
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  Speaker 2: her down, and they were like rubbing my head trying
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  Speaker 2: to get me to come to and she goes, oh,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: what what's she in school for? And my mom goes nursing,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: and the nursing just like the nurse just like looks
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: at my mom and she's.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, no, she is not when you knew, like
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: you can't be a nurse. Shortly after that, I was.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Like event planning.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Completely.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: So the first two and a half years of college, I
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: was just bopping all around. I was like nursing, event planning, communication,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: like it was all over the place.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I just yeah, I've never even been in a physical
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: fight because I'm like, what if they bleed?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why I bleed. That's why I can't watch.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: That's not the only reason.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: But like, yes, well mma or whatever, I don't know
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: what it's called where they like they they punch each
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: other without their knockle yes, and there's like blood and
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: then they keep punching in the same spot and what
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: is scattering?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: No, No, I don't want any part of it. I
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: still have a tough time. We've spoken about this on
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: the podcast. I don't like when I see people beating
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: each other up. It feels very it's barbaric. Yeah, I
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: don't like it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: What are we doing?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: We're humans, right, Let's argue with our words? Yeah that
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: is so fun.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, argue with our words, says the Queen of arguing
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: with her words.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I just want to argue with words, like, let's not
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: put our hands on each other. Yeah, it takes it
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: to a different level. When it goes to that level,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I am bolting. You win, you win the game.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: True, I just you're the queen of arguing with words.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I start to argue with my words and I'm like,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: but when you're being mean, like I just don't get
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: the words out.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know if I do either. I
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: just start talking and half the time I don't even
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: make sense, you know, but it makes sense in my
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: own mind. Yeah, Like, there was this scene I think
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: it was like a couple maybe even last year or
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. Becaus Stoss was on and
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: when I was going in on Raquel and I was
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: talking about Michael Vick fighting dogs, project what you reflect
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: or whatever, and everyone was so confused, but me and
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: my little gremlins on my shoulder were like, yeah, you're
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: making all the sense. And it was like I made
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: no sense, but I knew what I was meaning.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: You felt it. See sometimes when I watch those old
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: scenes of you or whatever, scenes of you fighting with
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: your words on the show, I think it makes sense,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: but the way I watch it, I go, these words
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: are just coming out and they're making sense, and I
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: almost feel like you just let them come out, and
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: then you realize how good they were, Like you let
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: them come out, and then two seconds later you're like, fuck, yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: that was that was like a urge.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because giant It's like I took a giant shit.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if I tried to do that, and I'm like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna open my mouth and see what happens here.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: It would be so sad. People would be like, are
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: you okay? But you and they'd be like, okay, you're okay, honey,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: little girl, it's okay. Like I get worked up and
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: then I can't, like I can't speak because you're.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Called a kind person. You know, it's called being nice
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and normal.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Oh that's too funny.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: But I just can't help it. Like even yesterday during
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: during the the panel, it's like, I know what we're
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: talking about, but I can't help but go into the
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: deeper meaning of life. I was like, yes, we're talking
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: about like selling products on Instagram. These men and women
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: want to know how to do it. And I will
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: say we've been extremely successful at it with the give
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: them La La brand. We actually really kill it and
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I'm very proud of everybody. So I'm telling them create
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: a story. It's much easier to maybe say like hey,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I love this lip gloss, click the link. But when
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: you create a story for somebody like I'm wearing this
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: to go out with Katie tonight. I'm so excited. I'm
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: going to find us a man or whatever. And then
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I go on these tangents like yesterday, and I was like,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: cause that's what we all want, right, Yeah, we all
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: just want to fucking go out live our life, have
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: a good time. Yeah maybe bag us a man with
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: this eyeshadow palette on, you.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Know, but that's true. And I think the story thing
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: is I remember taking a class. I forget what it was.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I think it was a business class. But they were
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: like they I don't know why we were in this,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: but they said you need to know your story. Find
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: your story. And they made us like think about like
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: if someone were to come up and come up to
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: you and ask, so, what's your story? Like that's what
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: they were teaching us to do, like what is your story?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Where are you from? Blah blah blah? What what significant
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: points in your life really changed who you were as
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: a human being? And I think that's really important for
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: everyone to know, and even better if you can work
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: that into your business, like what's your story? And I
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: know this is deeper than like some things, but just like,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: what's your story? Why are you doing this? And I
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: love people's story, that's why it like parties. I'm like, Okay,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: enough of the surface talk. Let's like, what's your worst
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: fear like things like that I want I want to
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: know you well.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like we go we meet so many people
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: in our lives and we we often and by the way,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: this is just part of being a person, Like we
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: just judge people, right, Yeah, normal, I got it, But
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: like we never we fail to remember this person has
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a backstory to why they are the way they are now,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: and even if I don't connect with them, I do
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: need to respect the fact that they've been through whatever
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: they've been through, and we can connect on maybe other levels.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: You know, we may come from very different places, but
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: you're the way you are because of what you've been through.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Same same with me. Yeah, And I feel like that's
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: we're gonna wrap this into the give them Lalla again
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: because it's so much deeper than just like here's a
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: lip glass, here's an eyeshadow palette. I really have fun
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: with the brand, like even naming them, the packaging, Like
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I'll sit here and go, we need to we need
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: to rebrand the whole thing. Yeah, give them Lalla. I
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: feel like maybe it's maybe not hitting, and it's like,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: but it is hitting. It's hitting, because that's what it's about,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: is just do you I want everyone to go home
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: at night and whether they have regrets or they wish
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't have done something, work on it. But lay
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: your head on the pillow and no like I was
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: me today, Yeah yeah, I would pretend to be shit.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, absolutely no one. And I do love
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: that about give them lalla because I remember, I think
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: when you were naming your birthday palette. It was like
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: one of the first things I got to see you
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: do because I came on in June and your birthdays
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: in September, and you always you know, you have to
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: name things ahead of time and it's so it can
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: be but you were getting into each name of the
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: of the eyeshadows on the birthday palette and you were
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: like thinking, and you're like, okay, like my dad used
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: to call me sunshine or whatever. Yeah, I used to
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: be a little sunshine or or your mom would say
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: be kind, right, and you named one of the shades
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: be kind. You were like, like, okay, I got to
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: think of like my my childhood and my birthday and
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: my sign. And I'm like, oh damn.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: She's still telling me to be kind.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: She is, but it's like this goes into it was
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: like this goes into one one palette and the thought
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: in like the personality you put in every little thing.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: That's like it's crazy to see and I'm like, oh,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: this is how it's done.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: It all matters. Yeah, yeah, the name has to go
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: with the color. You know, I'm not just going to
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: slap my name on something and say looks good, hope
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: people like it. No, we're going to test it out.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: We're gonna see if it looks good on everybody. Otherwise, like,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to push things on people that I'm
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: not going to actually use, because we fucking work hard,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: We work our asses off. Then we sit here and
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: go to fill up our fucking car at one hundred
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: and fifty dollars.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Bullshit, No, it's insane.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: So I'm not. I'm just you know, I'm just a
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: squirrel trying to get a nut, and I did.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: In multiple different categories.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Speaking of which, though, what when I went to that
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: what's it called sway House?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if it's called that Stow, but
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: it used to be the sway House, I think it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Now it's just a content house.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, fifty cent was running with some good looking men.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Stop or any of them single, not like man, I
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like that. It was just like I felt
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the need to let you know that you are nice
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: to look at, and if you do have a girl,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: you better treat her right first of all, or I'll
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: get it second of all. You should just know. I
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: feel like when something is pleasing to your eye, a
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: compliment is nice.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I agree. I totally agree. When something is pleasing to
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: your eye, a compliment is nice. I was at Whole
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Foods the other day and a guy I was not
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: looking my best. I don't know where this came from,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: but a nice guy just came up. Granted, this is
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: way different than cat calling. I hate cat calling. It
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: It just like triggers me. I hate it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It's grows such a difference between a kind compliment yes
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: and some nasty motherfucker yes.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: And he just came up and he's like, hey, I
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: love that tattoo behind your ear, which I'm getting zapped off,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: but he's like, I love that tattoo. And I was like, oh,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: thank you, and he's like, and I just want to
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: let you no, you're gorgeous. And I said thank you
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: so much, and he said, are you single? And I
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: said no, I'm not. I have a boy, a long
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: time boyfriend. And he goes, well, you let him know.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: He's a lucky man. And I apologize if I made
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: you feel uncomfortable and I said, no, you didn't, and
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: he said, have a good day.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: That is so sweet. I love that man.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: How nice is that? A compliment? Is nice?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Right? Or even just like acknowledging when someone is like kind, yeah,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck it may be.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's nice, or like compliments need to be given. Yeah,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: you're preaching to the words of affirmation, girl, so preaching
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: to the choir here.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you though? Hi? Because I'm a human being, right,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I get jealous. I don't. It's not that I don't
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: get jealous, Yeah, but I get jealous in a different
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: in a different way. Like I've always been very like,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I want to say, business minded, Like from the time
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I was a very young child, I always wanted my
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: own money. I want my own shit. I want to
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: work hard and I want to get to this level
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: that part of life. I will compete all day long.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I feel that's healthy competition. But when I feel myself
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: getting jealous about something, I'm like, bitch, you better retreat
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: and that one thing you're jealous of. You better go
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: to that person and let them know you are proud
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: of them, excited for them, because that's really what it is.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: You just want what they have.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: You better real at it, you little jealous bitch.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: That's soa and it literally works, does it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's so true.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Like when I see someone doing great and it's like,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: it's not like I'm not happy for you, I just
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: want what you have. Yeah, it's actually a huge compliment.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: That's so helpful to reverse it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and congratulations on your new blah blah blah,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: like you're fucking killing it. I'm so proud of you.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: And just like that, it's like those are the feelings
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: that you actually feel, and now you can go out
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: into the world be inspired by that person rather than
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: jealous of them. Yeah, and go do what you need
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: to do, take a to church, law.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's true though. It's taking the feeling that
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: naturally goes into like a sour feeling, the jealousy, and
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: flipping it to what it really is, as you're inspired
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: by that person and you want what you have what
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: they have, so you go congrats, Yes, you're killing it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: But by the way, in my program that I'm in
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: for my sobriety, we do talk about surround yourself with
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: people who have what you want, and that just means
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: surround yourself with people, and it goes beyond sobriety. I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: mean obviously, like when I'm in these rooms, like that's
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the main focus, but it's to not pick up again.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: But if you see someone who has what you want,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: listen to them. They're gonna give you great advice. Right.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's such a good point, which brings me
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: to especially the people who are rude and nasty and
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: we've all had it in our lives.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Well, we can all be that person too, Yeah exactly.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: But then I go, well, yeah, I've had so many
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: people say something rude or nasty that I don't even
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: know to me or towards me, and I'm like, what,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna listen to you. You're not one of
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: my idols, and you know I'm not. I don't look
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: up to you. I don't need that. The people I
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: love and respect are the ones and like you said,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: who have what you want and who you look up to, Right,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna listen to that person one hundred percent. As
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: long as they're nice and not mean or rude about it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be like, Okay, I hear you, I
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: see what you're doing. I'm gonna try and learn from that.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You know what my mama taught me back in the day.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: What because she used to work in a dentist office
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: or an orthodonist's office. I think maybe both there's a difference.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Learned it on Seinfeld's just kidding, But she would say that,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: like patients would come in and sometimes the moms or
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: whatever would be rude, and she knew that it had
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with her. She was just the person
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: that happened to be in the line of fire with
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: all the other shit they're dealing with. So I find
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: when I run into someone who who is maybe unkind
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: to me and I don't even know them, it's like, Okay,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: you had a bad day, has nothing to do with me.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Same when I ran into that paparazzi guy. Do you remember, yes.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And you told the story on here?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I told yes, and I was like, you couldn't get
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the Kardashian she had to get me. And then I
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: saw him again.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you apologized, Yeah, and he.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Was like, by the way, I knew something happened in
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: that house. Yeah, I was like, every time I've met
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: her seen her, she's always been so kind. So just no,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: if you go out into the world and there's like
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: some bitch that you don't know who's being rude, has
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. Shake it off, baby, Shake
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: it off.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Baby, exactly, exactly.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: On a kind note, you guys know, I'm obsessed with
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives everything. Okay, Teresa Judae got married. I saw
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: on camera.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Wait on camera.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, they said that it was filmed and that Joe
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: and Melissa didn't go because something happened with like Melissa
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: allegedly like cheating on Joe or something. Why like kissing
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: some dude and Marge saw it, Margaret, Yeah, told a friend,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: and then you know how that happens. Yes, you know,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: one person sees it. One person too many witnesses.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, So they weren't there? What about their kid?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: The kids?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: None, they didn't go.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think so we're gonna see it. But everyone
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: is talking about how Teresa Jude Ice spent fucking ten
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: grand on her hair fifteen hundred bobby pins?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Are you joking?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Three bumpets, three bumpets is what they're saying.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Three fucking bumpets.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: The hairdo heard around the world.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Well, everyone's talking about this look, right, and people either
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, Actually that's not true. People are either
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: like weird but okay, or they're like, I do not
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: like this. I think i'm the unpopular opinion. What I'm obsessed,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: stop with all of it, the whole look, the whole look.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I'm looking from her makeup to her dress, to the
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: giant crown to the giant hairdoo. I'm like, bitch, you
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: better fucking work stop. I mean, I thought she looked stunning.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: And I say, if you're gonna go for it, you
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: better fucking go for it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Right. Oh yeah, oh my god.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You found your love. You're in your love bubble.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: The tan was on point.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the tan was great.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I am obsessed. Okay, are you looking at it? I
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: see it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at the hair. I'm gonna disagree with the hair.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Why do I love it so much?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I don't mind the crown or the hair. It's like
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: the super high And I think she was trying. I
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: think it was a statement. It's like when you wear
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: that statement piece in like a fashion show and it's
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: like it's like it's like the you know beyond, like
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: the dress dresses that they walk out that look like
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: balloons and then they pop them minute like that's a
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: statement piece. I don't like it or hate it. It's
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: just like, Okay, this hair, she's going back to her roots,
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: because we all know, like Jersey Shore days. The bump
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: was the thing, like I used to do it, and
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this was like just a East
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Coast like upstate New York, I would tease the shit
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: out of my mind.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know that it was just like an East
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Coast thing, because even in Utah girls were doing that
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: same thing.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: It was like, because do you remember like Snooki and
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: the Jersey Shore.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: It was like yeah, back combing of the hair, yes,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: spray tand which I still have right now. The fact
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: that I did my first interview with these orange hands mortifying.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I woke up this morning, looked at them. I was like,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: how are we gonna deal with this?
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Did you talk with her hands?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I tried not to, Okay, I was very like self conscious, yeah,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and kept my hands.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: It's the white nails too. That make it a little
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: because you're you're or cream or whatever colored nails that is.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: It accentuates the color on your hands.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: It accentuates the orange. Yeah. Well, can I tell you
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: something though, I keep my nails the same throughout the
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: season because it's just easier that way, you know, right,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: It's like, let's just peanum something that it will go
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: with everything. You know. I don't want to one day
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: have red nails and then it goes with my outfit,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: and then the next day I want to wear hot
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: pink with the red nails, and it's just like clash
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: gonna work. Yes, which, by the way, I don't mind
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: the red with the hot pink anymore. And I don't
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: know who changed my mind. I think it was Rinna.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, purple with everything is like giving me
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: all the vibes really to real housewives at Beverly Hills.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Why who wore purple with everything?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Purple?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Now? So the first time I saw it was had
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with the nails. But Erica Jane gets
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: on the yacht wasted and she's like, I'm fucking less,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: you know, living her best life. But she had on
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: like this pink white cover up thing, and then she
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: had I believe purple sunglasses on. Then Rina shows up.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I lovely. I don't care what anyone says, and anyone
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: clowning on her saying losing your mom doesn't give you
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: an excuse to be an asshole. This. I feel for
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: her so much because when my dad died, I was
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: such an asshole because you have to go through the
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: stages of grief, right right, and then you're thrown into
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: a reality show and the tensions are high and it's
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: like so many stories are happening, and no, we don't
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: expect you to stop your life because our parent died,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: but my life has stopped. So you have to allow
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: me to engage in this from the place that I'm
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: coming from, because I'm allowing you to engage in it
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: from the place you're coming from. Yes, right, yeah, so
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I am co signing on everything. Lisa Rena another.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Unpopular Did she come on with purple nails?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: No, she came on with this and I forgot what
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: it was. Maybe it was like versauce or something, but
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: it was like a red turtleneck, okay, but it had like,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: you know, a design on it. And then she had
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: on purple sunglasses, and I was like, why are these
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: purple sunglasses just hitten right with? Yeah, all that's going on?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah the pinks or the reds, Like I was so
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: into it, so now I'm gonna copy it obviously. But
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: back to Teresa's purple nails. I think I've moved on
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: from the nails.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, because I like the white nails, and also you
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: can clock nails expose a lot of things. Like That's
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: how Kylie Jenner's second pregnancy was exposed, because she posted
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: a photo of herself obviously looking a certain way, looking
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: not pregnant, and then people went back to like previous
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: posts months and months ago and they were like, look
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: at her nails, they're the same, Like she's posting old photos,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: which means she's pregnant.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And they were right, wow, but exhausting to try and
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: figure that out.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, Teresa's hair is it's just extreme, and I'm like.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: But love that word. It's extreme. If you're gonna do it,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it, bit you better do it.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems because Jersey to me, when I think
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: of the high hair and the bump, I think of
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Jersey because I grew up in New York, Jersey Shore.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: So to me, I'm like, she's embracing like Jersey. It's
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: that was ten k.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Just the hair.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I do love the crown, and I think the dress
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: is very classy.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just happy for her in general.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: She looks happy. I'm like, you know, this photo, look
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: at how happy she la.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: She's just happy.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Is there drama I need to watch? Is there is?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: This is her husband on the show.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: He was on the show last season, and he got
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of heat for like decisions that he made
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: in the past. Okay, And you know, I'm no stranger
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to getting involved in someone's relationship. I did it with
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Brock and Sheena, and you know, you just gotta let
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: people figure things out for themselves. Oh great, when people
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: are in there in their little love bubble, you just
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: let him ride the wave. It's hard, though, I don't
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: know enough about their relationship to really like talk about it. Yeah,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: she seems happy, her kids seem happy. That's really all
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: that matters, right, Yeah.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My mom always said never And I don't know
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: if this is good advice for bad advice, but she
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: always said, never be the one to tell your friend
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: to get a divorce. Be the one, be the shoulder
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: to cry on, be the one that listens. Only tell
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: them if they go what do you think? And you
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: really think, like do I get a divorce? Do I
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: get separated?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Then be the.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: One if you actually believe it, you say it, but
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: never be the one that you're always like, you need
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: to leave him, you need to leave him.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I kind of believe that you do. Yeah, I do, because,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: by the way, your friend's not gonna listen to you,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: whether you say leave him or stay.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: And then you they want and you become the bad
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: guy and you start turning them away and then they
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: don't want to come to you when there's problems.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Right, like when Katie was going through her stuff or
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: when I went through my stuff, it was like, I'm
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: here to support you in whatever way you need. Yeah,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: you tell me you're in it to win it. I
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: got your back. You tell me you got a dip.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I got your back, right, Yeah, So I think that
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: that's good advice. Yeah, Okay, super super excited for New
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Jersey to come out. When I start hearing that's the thing.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: We all watch reality TV like it's funny as it
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: is for us to like watch each other have a
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: good time, Like we really watch to see these bitches
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: behead each other.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, right, that's true. That's so true. My little brother
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: got my mom hooked on all things Bravo but Housewives
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: and you guys, but like they're watching Housewives right now
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: and they're quote, they're constantly it's their thing. Now, my
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: little brother and my mom quoting all the Housewives.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Well, can I tell you this is this is a
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: curse for me because I am a die hard Real
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Housewives fan. Okay, I watch the newest seasons. I go
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: back on Hulu and watch old seasons. I just finished
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: New York. I went back to the first season. I'm
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: on six now. Okay, But I notice, you know, when
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: you hang out with a friend a lot, you guys
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: start talking like each other. Yes, I'm hanging out with
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the Housewives a little too much, okay, because I will
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: be sitting whether it's in real life or we're filming,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and I start saying shit, And I'm like, I'm pretty
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: sure that line has been used before. But you know,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I'm kicking it with the Housewives every day on my TV, So, like,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: what do you expect.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, at least not the same network.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I know right, I'm kind of giving your red because
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: you know these Bravo fans are gonna go back and
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: be like so and so said this season seven baper.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: But I literally like this morning. I knew I had
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: to get glam super early, so I woke up at
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: like five point thirty, got my coffee, got back in
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: the bed, and turned on Real Housewives of New York.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fun. I didn't realize you did that. You
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: woke up nation and early.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: You didn't realize my Oh yeah, when I because you
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: got to get the bows.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Oh. I love that.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: It's also process.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: You drink a cup of well, I drink my glass
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: of water every morning, which not that I need help,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: but like, I just do it every morning. It makes
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: me feel great. It's it's a cup of water, mine's
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: filtered water and a whole lemon squeezed into it, and
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: then a eighth teaspoon of pink Himalayan salt and that's
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: supposed to hydrate you. I should start doing It's really
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: it's I love it. I'm like addict.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: But you're also the person where we go to Vegas
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: for an overnight trip and still go to the gym
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: in the morning. It's like it's overnight. Just you can
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: miss one day, miss one day.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: It was just the treadmill, but I was like, I
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: gotta get moving. I could either go for a run
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: around Vegas, which like I wasn't feeling because it was
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: so hot, like, or I could go on the treadmill.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Or you could just walk the way we did because
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: we walked a convention center and dragging our suitcase movement
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: for me, that's true.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of the Bravo world. Yes, I don't have
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: a little announcement. I'm sure it was already announced.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: No, it was announced. Finally. I didn't know if I
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: was going or not. I didn't have to be invited
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, And I'm sitting there and I'm like
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I haven't been invited, and my lawyer is like, no,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you still won't sign the fucking thing that's been sitting
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: in your inbox forever. And I'm like, why did someone
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: tell me? They're like you wake up over there?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I always say too, I'm like, if you don't see
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: If someone calls me and they're like, did lalla see this?
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, was I se seed on the email?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: And if they say no, I'm like then probably not.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: You have to because the moment I hired you, I
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: took my brain out of my head and gave it
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, like you have to see me on emails, but
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: you also get like two hundred a day, so you're
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: not gonna see No, it's a lot. If I'm not CCD,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like you, guys.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: No, you got to slide into my text messages and say,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: send you something in your email and then I'll get
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: around to it, or Jessica will put it on a
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: post it note on the calendar that says do this,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: and then I'll do it. So I am going to
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: BRAVOCN in New York. I'm so excited. Katie and I
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: both have our own rooms, but like we're now like
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: we're just bed buddies.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, we share a bed. I like it that way,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's just how we roll. Now she has my
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: life partner besides my mom and my baby, you know,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: and we're in the same zone. It's like we don't
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: want men, we just want to have fun. And now
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: that I am going and now that I've ripped the
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: band aid off of like being intimate with someone, which,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: by the way, that guy, Yeah, who I hooked up with. Yeah,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: we talked for like two hours beforehand. I know. And
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I think that's the money move because I.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Think it makes you feel comfortable and safe.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Because I don't feel comfortable just like doing that right,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: you know, like we had mutual friends in common. Yea,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: it was like a safe space then we were it
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: was just like, Okay, I feel comfortable. Now, yeah, I
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: feel safe, but I'm just kind of excited to go
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: to Bramo con.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Wait, so does this mean? Because to me, I'm like,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I don't agree with this that you're going to be
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: sharing a bed with Katie in New York for Bravo
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: con No.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, we each have our own rooms, but let's
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: not even lie, like I'm probably gonna go crawl. But
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: unless she's like, finds a cute boy and she's like,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I want to hang out with him in my room,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, Okay, that's fine. You know, yeah, I'm
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: not gonna be a cock block. That's the worst kind
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: of friend.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: At Least you'll have your own space if you need it,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: because what if you meet a handsome guy in New York?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: What if I know there he doesn't listen to this
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: podcast no, No, he's gonna hear about my period and
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: him all in one episode.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: He might start listening. Now, No, I'm taking that back
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: and putting it back.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I just heightened my mind.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: No, he's not gonna listen. What if you met someone
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: in New York and they were a big fan but
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: they like were gorgeous and they were they were like, hey,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: they were respectful and cool about it, but they were like,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I'm a big fan, like I'm here for Bravo con
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: and I just love you. But they were like, so
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: good luck. No, no, it's off the table. No, okay.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm attracted to people that are
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: like the fuck are you? You know? That's the thing
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: that scares me with that is I think if someone
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: were to be interested in me based off of what
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: they've seen on TV, which that is real life. But
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: in a sense, in order to keep my sanity, I
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: have to compartmentalize, if that makes sense, because if I
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: and I've done this where I take my job home
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: with me and it becomes unbearable. So to keep my
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: mind straight, I have to go, okay, work and then
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: you're gonna leave it there and you're gonna go home
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna decompress now, of course, I like, we'll
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: talk to my friends about it. But in my mind
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: it makes sense to me. Yeah yeah, But in reality,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm still obsessing over it, but I'm not
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: harboring it. If that makes sense. That does makes sense.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Like I sit there and I'll talk some shit off
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: camera whatever. I can't believe that should happen, but I'm
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: not holding it close to my chest.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, no, that makes sense.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: So if a dude, if a dude has watched the show,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I would get worried you are falling for la La
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I also like to go home and
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: cover my face in oil and put zick cream one
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: and like I like to just be Lauren from fucking Utah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Lalla is a part of you, and you're
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: yeah someone Yeah no, by the way.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: She is me, that is obviously me. But if you're
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: watching the show then and you're a big fan and
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: you want to start dating me, then you're falling for
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: for just the smallest piece of who I am, right right,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: you know, because we go home and ain't going to
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: be that spicy. Yeah, but I think he whose name
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: we shall not mention, he was a big fan of
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the show and kind of came into sir and saw
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: me there, and I think he fell for that person, right,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: you know where it was like, you're I don't want
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: to go home to Utah, Like you don't want to
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: go to Utah? Or anytime I would express like I
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: would love to get a place there, I'd be like
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: ew why and yeah, well, I don't know if you
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: know this, but like that's where I come from, right,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: My family is there. I know you think that when
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not on your television, I powered down and put
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: myself in a closet. Yeah that's not how this works,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, yes, so there's that anyway. Oh my god,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: this was a fun episode.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: This was a fun episode, and we know that you
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: guys were like more personal, more what's it called kei king?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were keiking.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Is that this us? Yes? You're learning.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I love it. I hope you guys enjoy today's episode
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: of Give Them Lala. You guys are awesome as fuck.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Go out there, slay the damn day. Happy hump Day.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Also Happy hump Day.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Yay throw back and drink for me if you drink otherwise,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: stay popping your perriees and I will catch you next week.