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BESTFRIEND VS GIRLFRIEND · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: The Relatables podcast is hosted by mister Jake Craig aka
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  Speaker 1: Daddy and myself Hottie Clark aka Mommy. Let's go. Thank
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  Speaker 1: so stay tuned for everything coming up. We're kicking things
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  Speaker 1: off with.
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  Speaker 2: Jake kicking things off with our ig question this week,
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  Speaker 2: which was We've done it once, but we did it
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  Speaker 2: again because it was so good and it is men
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  Speaker 2: used to go to war and now they It was.
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  Speaker 1: Right to start there you go, Men used to go
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  Speaker 1: to war. Now they scream when their girlfriends pop pimples
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  Speaker 1: on their back. No, that hurts, it kills you know what.
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  Speaker 2: It actually pisses me off because I don't really get pimples.
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  Speaker 2: But I get black heads, and so they come out
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  Speaker 2: way she wants. She wants to get these black heads
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  Speaker 2: off my back, and so shorks pinch really hard to
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  Speaker 2: get it, and I'll be like, oh, she like's not
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  Speaker 2: that bad. It's not that bad. And then when I
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  Speaker 2: go to do her back, like she asks me to
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  Speaker 2: her back sometimes. So I have a look and like
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  Speaker 2: if I find one, I'll do it, and I'm like
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  Speaker 2: gentle and they get it out.
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  Speaker 1: No, I have a theory behind how girls pop pimples.
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  Speaker 1: They go so far, like next to it on the skin.
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  Speaker 1: Why can they go on actra two fingers length and
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  Speaker 1: push whole skin in whereas we get the actual pimple.
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  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. It's like a bit fricking hate today. Especially
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't let it do it if I had black heads, Like,
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  Speaker 1: they don't even need to come out. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: they're not a pimple. It's like primitive monkeys cleaning each other. Literally, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: It must be like.
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  Speaker 2: This feminine primitive to clean their loved one or something.
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  Speaker 1: Men used to go to war. Now they go to
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  Speaker 1: Turkey to get hair transplants. Shot. I'll be there. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be there. Well, when I need it, I'll be there.
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  Speaker 3: You best believe it.
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  Speaker 1: You actually get a hair transplant, would I? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: If I if like yeah, if money was no issue,
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  Speaker 3: I'd go get one.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't go bold?
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  Speaker 3: Nah, No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be bored.
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't know fuck that.
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  Speaker 1: I want to look sometimes really beard.
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  Speaker 3: I'd grow a beautiful I went bold, but I just
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  Speaker 3: can't imagine.
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  Speaker 1: Would be good because you don't have like a rounded head,
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  Speaker 1: you have a very structured face.
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  Speaker 3: I just I couldn't imagine myself without some hair.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, neither.
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  Speaker 3: Men used to go to war and now they sit
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  Speaker 3: alone in their room and finish in a sock.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you that one left mess. I never did
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  Speaker 1: that sock thing. Just to be fair, I've definitely done
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  Speaker 1: it in a sock. Really, it's pretty easy to clean
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  Speaker 1: up that way, like a brand new sock. No, you
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  Speaker 1: don't choose a new one. I still feel like socks
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  Speaker 1: are kind of dirty washed. It's not, but it's been
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  Speaker 1: in your feet, like sweating in a sturdy shoe all day.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it doesn't clean them completely. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: put that thing on my I don't think a washing
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  Speaker 1: machine cleans you have clothes completely, not a sock. Sock
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  Speaker 1: is just another piece of clothes.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And it cleans it completely and put it on your
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  Speaker 1: wi What the fuck do you mean, I don't completely. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Men used to go to war. Now
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  Speaker 1: they wait for the girl to make the first move.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just the way it is these days, right,
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  Speaker 1: it's just the way it is.
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  Speaker 2: Men used to go to war. We're guilty of this one.
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  Speaker 2: Men used to go to war. Now they post photo
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  Speaker 2: dumps on ig.
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  Speaker 1: Guilty, guilty, job guilty. I thought that's what we're meant
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  Speaker 1: to do. I thought that's what you like. We thought
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  Speaker 1: that's what you wanted. I thought that's what you wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Men used to go to war. Now they don't even
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  Speaker 1: open the door for their girls.
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  Speaker 3: Couldn't be me.
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  Speaker 1: Not guilty, not guilty, guilty ninety percent of the time,
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  Speaker 1: I'm bad ninety percent of the time. Ten percent, I
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  Speaker 1: get it. No, I'm getting better. I'll give myself twenty
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  Speaker 1: five these days. Twenty five these days. Yeah, I pump
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  Speaker 1: those numbers up now, No, those are rookie numbers. Your
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  Speaker 1: good influence on me, mate.
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  Speaker 3: Men used to go to war, and now they say,
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  Speaker 3: what's up, brother?
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Brother?
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  Speaker 1: Special team Special Ways Special What is it? Yeah? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Brother?
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  Speaker 1: Special team, Special players, special players. Men used to go
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  Speaker 1: to war when we said that before. Now they can't
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  Speaker 1: even do their own washing.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair. I know a few people that are guilty
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  Speaker 2: of this. Do you do your own home?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he mom doesn't do.
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  Speaker 1: Your sweet Yeah, no way.
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  Speaker 2: I wish men used to go to war, and now
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  Speaker 2: they ask you to name ten songs from the band
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  Speaker 2: on your shirt. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I hate when people do that. That's so annoying because
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  Speaker 1: it looks cool.
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  Speaker 2: You were only like a band or a sports team,
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  Speaker 2: like name ten players from that team?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't even realize what they're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Neither, Like I have a lad Zeppelm shirt. Couldn't name
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  Speaker 1: in one song because it looks sick shirt? It's cool?
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  Speaker 1: Why does it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why does it matter? You know what I do? Left Front?
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  Speaker 1: Good Night? You named ten shirts? Come on? Ten times
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  Speaker 1: you respected a woman? Yeah, men used to go to war.
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  Speaker 1: Now they weren't shut up about crypto.
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  Speaker 3: That used to be I went through a phrase.
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  Speaker 2: I lost money on crypt how, I reckon, I lost
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  Speaker 2: like five grand I reckon, I lost five thousand dollars crypto.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine, you still have some No, No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, theoryum and one called x r P. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: just I don't know. I got sick of waiting. I
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  Speaker 2: got sick of waiting and watching it go down.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you're just telling people, just telling people
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  Speaker 1: I've got money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess so I must have been suck to
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  Speaker 3: do a pramids scheme or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Men used to go to war. Now they text I'm
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  Speaker 3: here from the car.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. That's calling some men out. I reckon.
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  Speaker 2: There's hopefully there's some girlfriends listening to this or or
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  Speaker 2: watching this with their boyfriend next to them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully you should start putting dudes on our body
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  Speaker 1: for this reason.
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  Speaker 3: But they're just looking at him every time we do one,
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  Speaker 3: looking well, what would you.
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  Speaker 1: Do say, twenty years down the line, you have a daughter,
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  Speaker 1: maybe probably longer thirty years down the line, you have
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  Speaker 1: a daughter and she's gone on a date. Good for her. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you see the boy text and says I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't come to the front door, get her. She
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  Speaker 1: goes out, Yeah, he doesn't come shake hand? What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Ribbing her back in? What do you think
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  Speaker 1: you're going?
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  Speaker 2: I think like I'm gonna let her go, But maybe
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  Speaker 2: also actually not to think.
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  Speaker 1: What I want. What I would like to.
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  Speaker 2: Do is from a young age just really show my
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  Speaker 2: kids like what respect is, so then they know what
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  Speaker 2: they should be receiving, and also probably maybe quite often
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  Speaker 2: just talk about what type of respect they should be receiving.
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  Speaker 2: And then I think there's nothing wrong with if a
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  Speaker 2: guy was to come, say I have a daughter, and
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  Speaker 2: a guy does come and he just says, text, I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: I want her to be able to be like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 2: you have to come shake my dad's hand. Yeah, something
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  Speaker 2: like that. And then if he comes and does it,
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  Speaker 2: like I think that's fine. But if he's just like, what, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. Obviously he's a bad guy. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: fuck that, he doesn't and he was raised, well.
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  Speaker 1: We're a friend. Men used to go to the war.
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  Speaker 1: Now they pick up girls and run out of credit
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  Speaker 1: when he's out the front so he can't text I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: So they go up through the front door and knock
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  Speaker 1: on the door because they have to what no to
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  Speaker 1: nothing happens. No, he ran out of credit. I think
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  Speaker 1: he's planned in rollover whatever he does. He just couldn't
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  Speaker 1: do anything. I think the little brother answered the door
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  Speaker 1: or something and he was shitting it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: Men used to go to war. Now they go upstairs
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  Speaker 1: and all fours. You know what? Funck that? I like
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  Speaker 1: doing that. It's way quicker. And if I turn the
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  Speaker 1: lights off.
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  Speaker 2: Downstairs and I need to get up quick because something's
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  Speaker 2: going to catch me, That's what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not ashamed of it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you can't see it, though. As a partner, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not one bit ashamed of it. I saw my girl,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck are you doing? It's
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  Speaker 1: just better. I can see it.
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 1: When you have carpet stairs, it feels right. Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, something about carpet is like, why is carpet? It's
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  Speaker 2: probably dirtier, but why do I feel like it's cleaner?
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  Speaker 2: Like I feel like I can put my hands on carpet,
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  Speaker 2: but I wouldn't want to put my hands on tiles.
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  Speaker 1: Wood floor tiles feel the dirtiest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, something about it's weird.
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  Speaker 1: We've uncovered on that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we definitely have. Men used to go to war
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  Speaker 3: and now they half swipe on Snapchat and say I
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  Speaker 3: didn't get your message. Ah, I hate that half swip
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  Speaker 3: thing on Snapchat's that's how you like see it and
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  Speaker 3: then don't you can you can read the message without
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  Speaker 3: them saying you've opened it.
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  Speaker 1: I did it to fix that.
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  Speaker 3: Did you know?
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  Speaker 2: You can pay for Snapchat Premium and you'll get a
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  Speaker 2: notification if someone's half swiped. Really, so Snapchat's making money
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  Speaker 2: off Snapchatium.
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  Speaker 1: Snapchat make bank, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Snapchat is actually like kind of smart and I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know that many people used it.
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  Speaker 1: That must be huge. All these influencers are on it,
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  Speaker 1: like coasting a thousand things a day.
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  Speaker 2: Like I saw a clip of what's his name, Bryce Hall.
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  Speaker 2: I think he made like eight million dollars last year
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  Speaker 2: from Snapchat. They make a ridiculous amount. It's insane. And
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  Speaker 2: and the reason David Dobrick doesn't post anymore isn't because
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  Speaker 2: he got canceled. Everyone's like he got canceled. I don't
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  Speaker 2: watch his content, but he has a like a literal
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  Speaker 2: contracted deal with Snapchat that I'm pretty sure they're paying
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  Speaker 2: an absurd amount of money to post on there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fair. To be fair, I don't like to admit this,
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  Speaker 1: but me and my girlfriend have a streak on Snapchat
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  Speaker 1: and I paid to get it back once. Actually yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like three. It's like a it means something to us.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the first time we ever hung out, no
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  Speaker 1: first sleepover we ever had. We outed each other on
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  Speaker 1: Snapchat and we've had this streak ever since. So it's
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  Speaker 1: like two hundred and ninety days and we lost it
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  Speaker 1: the other day, but we thought we had it and
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: then she's like, you got to buy that back. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, okay, I watched did it like a dollar?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Snapchat's good.
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  Speaker 3: They'll be like you can have it back, but it's
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  Speaker 3: a dollar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how does.
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  Speaker 2: It still feel like it's a real streak because you
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  Speaker 2: guys did actually lose it, Like it's not a real
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  Speaker 2: streak anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That's real.
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  Speaker 3: I paid for it, Nah, missed the day.
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  Speaker 2: Like to be fair, So when you get to two
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  Speaker 2: hundred and ninety and now you're at like two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and ninety six, but it's like you're actually it's still there.
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  Speaker 3: You guys lost the streets.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell anyone. No one would have known. But
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  Speaker 1: now you've told thousands of because I'm transparent. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: The mail you you are, you out. Men used to
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  Speaker 1: go to war. Now they don't clean their bums. Yes
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  Speaker 1: we do, Yes, we fucking do. And last one you
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  Speaker 1: were like this one. Men used to go to war.
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  Speaker 1: Now they fall asleep straight off to sex. It's hard.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of hard work. Sometimes it's like a cardio session. Mate,
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  Speaker 1: those people were going to war. That was hard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I thought. Just be keeping up talking about
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  Speaker 1: your feelings, so you should be doing.
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  Speaker 3: Pillow talking for me.
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  Speaker 1: That was a good start. Let's jump in the rest
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  Speaker 1: of it all right. Up next again is the boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: best friend test. So I wanted to introduce the reveal
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  Speaker 1: of my beautiful girlfriend Cassie Andra.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, you got my beautiful Yeah, I feel like MAM's better,
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  Speaker 2: but well you thought about yours.
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  Speaker 1: We waited like five minutes for you to prep that,
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  Speaker 1: so that was a bit for like ten minutes. That
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  Speaker 1: was the top of my head because she is beautiful. See,
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  Speaker 1: we can gang up on you now. So if you
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  Speaker 1: knew around here. Last week, Jake did a test with
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend to see who knew him better. Yep, and
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  Speaker 1: I won. So this time, Jake's got some redemption. Redemption.
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  Speaker 1: You got to win too. I don't, but but I
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  Speaker 1: haven't lost anything.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to redeem myself from anything. If I
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  Speaker 2: lose this, we need to do a second round, maybe
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  Speaker 2: in a few weeks, and that's when I get redemption.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, there's some pressure on you to win, because I
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  Speaker 1: actually am nervous because I won. So I've got about
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  Speaker 1: seven questions here, and they've both got a whiteboard in
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  Speaker 1: front of them. Yeah, we we we saw the comment
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube. I got some personal questions. They're going to
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  Speaker 1: write it down and then reveal their whiteboard. We've got
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  Speaker 1: some shit talking. Yeah, well we should we actually steaks
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  Speaker 1: on this or something. What's yeah, put some money on it.
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  Speaker 1: But how do you feel going into it? Who do
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  Speaker 1: you think is gonna win?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I actually don't know either.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I want to be confident, but I
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  Speaker 3: feel like.
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  Speaker 4: I know things that you probably don't know, and then
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  Speaker 4: you probably know things that I I don't know, maybe
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  Speaker 4: don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: He talks a lot, and some of it's like I
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  Speaker 1: talk a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I am I'm very forgetful.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what you're both going to go bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm imagine if we both got zero. I
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  Speaker 1: think you'd be the loser in this, sue.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just because I'm just, I'll get the shittest memory.
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  Speaker 3: But we'll see what happens.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Question number one, what was my dog's name before Barry? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I noticed like this dog also lived
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  Speaker 1: to about eighteen. I think it might have been been twenty.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, Jake, you can reveal yours first. It
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  Speaker 1: was Bark, very good, Cassie, it was yeah, I got that,
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  Speaker 1: oh ship.
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  Speaker 2: You told me like only a couple of weeks ago too,
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  Speaker 2: And I remember being like, that was his name, but
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  Speaker 2: it was your mum's dog before you were born.
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  Speaker 3: But I actually get extra point from.
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  Speaker 4: Talking about him last night as well.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: I mentioned talking about my dead.
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  Speaker 4: Guinea pigs buried, and he's like bucks.
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  Speaker 1: I remember saying it. I was hoping she didn't click
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  Speaker 1: on were they dead or were they hibernating?
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  Speaker 4: No, they got eaten by like some.
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  Speaker 1: Ratt some rats. Okay, you can put your points to
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  Speaker 1: the top corner as well, so we've got one one
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  Speaker 1: point each. Okay, how old is my brother?
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  Speaker 4: I've got two and now I can't remember you got two?
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  Speaker 4: Like it's either one or the other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not overly confident, but I can't give you a
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  Speaker 2: hint one hundred confident, but I'm getting there.
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  Speaker 1: Jake turned twenty six, Cassie, twenty six. You're both correct. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he does turn twenty seven this year, but it's in November. Yes, yes, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that was good from you. Cassie. I didn't remember when
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  Speaker 1: I said that he.
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  Speaker 4: Was three years older. Yeah, but I was like, is
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  Speaker 4: he already twenty seven this year?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, That's what's going from my head.
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  Speaker 3: I knew he was three years older as well, and I.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Was like, my fuck, oh he's still in the twenty
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: three and I just don't know when Eaton's birthday is.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think this next question is fair. What age
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: did I start playing soccer?
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: My god, I've told both of you, and I know
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: that you've definitely.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: The age you played it till you were twenty.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: It's a little details.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I know the age you stopped playing.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: As well, because it was a couple of years ago.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with you're one of those.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is honestly a guess. This is ballpark for me.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Cassie eating turn first seven, I'm saying five.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Both wrong. Six. No, that was a chance to get ahead. Ship,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Oh the gap I was so to everyone else. Damn it. Okay,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: this one's easy. I'll be quite offended if you don't
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: get it. Ship. Okay, what's my favorite color? Jake turn blue,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Cassie blue good blackway good A. So they're both want
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: three at the moment.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Fucking hell, we're gonna we just lose a point potential
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: for a tie break here.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: I know what's going to be the No.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I think I think we'll split it up with these last. Okay,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: similar question to Jake's what's my favorite podcast?
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I ask this and I was like, oh my god,
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: I know one that you listen to, but I don't
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: think it's your favorite.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: If you can say the host, I'll give it to you.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Damn it.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: The host hosts or host hoster hosts one of them.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, I just I know a few that he listens to.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna know.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: I really don't know. All I know is that there
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: is one you listen to but I know it's not
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: your favorite.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I'm prett sure Okay, I had a conversation about this day,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: but that Okay, I'm making a guess here. I know
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: he likes this one. I'm pretty sure.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be so wrong.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: But okay, Cassie, you turn inspired unemployed. Oh that's a
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: good one. I wouldn't say it's my favorite, though.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: But I know that you listen to it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: I'm going impulsive.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: That would have been a couple of years ago. I'm
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: surprised you didn't get this, Jake, I'm sure expert, you're
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: so my god, Yeah, that's my favorite. I'm an idiot, idiot,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: dark shepherd. He talks about it all.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Damn it.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I thought that might have been the tiebreaker for Jake.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: There hell, impulsive, that was me like two years ago.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't know if you still listen to it or not.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this might need some explain but you can
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: probably just write a couple of words on your white board.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: What's the leg of my tatoo?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Mean?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to go, like, God, how long are
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: you going for?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: You just said it and wrote like one word.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I'm right holding now writing a script out.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I wrote really unneat too, But okay, all right, Cassie,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: finish first. You can turn first.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Okay. It's about finding freedom and when you find it,
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: you'll fill in the little.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, Jack, I wrote floating through life looking for
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: a purpose, then fill in the middle when found, once found,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: it's that same thing.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: It's a key word for freedom. You guys are purpose, bullship,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: same thing. It's not freedom and purpose comments surely I'm
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: getting Freedom and purpose aren't the same thing, bull ship.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Ah well, so it's four three to Cassie at the moment.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Last question, Jake, do you can bring this back? Because okay,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: last question? How long did I have braces for? I
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: do ask some friends and girlfriends.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: I'm friends, I've been demoted.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, give me Jake's come back. I'm scared.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: This is a guess.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Cassie turned.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Three years.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I also said three years.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: It was three years. Fuck no, that was damn it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: So look at that little tally.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: That last question was bullshit. We need a referee. We
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: need a referee. I just needed one word and it
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: was freedom, and you wrote purpose. We needed what we needed.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: They're two very different things. Freedom and purposes.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You've got the end bit that you fill it in
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: when you find it. But it's not when I find purpose,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: it's when I find freedom.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: This is bullshit, guys.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I got my purpose. It's a podcast. She asked me
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: last night to go in cahoots and I said no.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: When we did it, my girlfriend said the same thing,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: and I was like, that's gonna be fair.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: So fuck hell. There we go, And thanks Cassie, thanks
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: for coming on. How do you feel, Jake? Not good?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: No good?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I want to remake and we might have to if
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: you liked it.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: If you liked it, let us know. But thank you
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: very much for coming on. Cassie. Oh, I think she's
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: actually going to stay for the next tag.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Would you like to stick around for the next segment?
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I kind of. I would like a female in this one.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: We want the girl's perspective, which is a dilemma.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Alrighty, guys, we've got a dilemma. We've got Cassie sitting
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: in for it. And if you want to send one
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: in you go to our Instagram, click on the link
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: in the bio, scroll down.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: And you'll see it Dilemmas. It's all anonymous at Google docs.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: There.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: All right, Hi guys, here So here's my dilemma. I'm
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: a twenty eight year old Argentinian woman and I haven't
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: had sex in eight years. The problem is I can't
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: have casual sex. I need to feel the butterflies. I'm
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: not saying I'm not saying knowing someone for a long time,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: but I need a connection. Also, it's always difficult to
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: explain my situation. I have two vaginas and I'm afraid
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: to get hurt with a random man. Guys are stupid
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: and get overly excited. I'd like to have a boyfriend
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: at least once in my life. I love being myself,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: but I'm getting to an age where I want to
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: share my life with someone.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: What am I doing wrong?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Ps I've been told by my own mother that I
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: give fuck off vibes and ps Yep, two vaginas is tricky,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: but as fun as it sounds, ah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Is that she gets double the pleasure.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I really don't know.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Like, can you finish once and then very down lower?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Is this very rare?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: This has to be.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: It is rare. I have heard about it, Like people
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: can have two vaginas, two cervixes, and they can have
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: like two separate pregnancies. No, not at the same time. Yeah,
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: but I don't know if she has completely like two
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: different utises or just has two vaginas. But that is
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: fully a thing. It's very very rare though.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be gone in one when you're
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: having a baby.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Then here's oh oh, I imagine doing it and getting
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: her pregnant in one and then going well, I can
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: do it in the other one now, but then getting
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: her pregnant in that can you have two separate terms
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: and two separate the logistics.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: That much about it. But I do know that it's
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: a thing.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It's a thing, Okay, it is a thing. So how
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: do male take it? If I heard the girl had
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: a double vadian, I don't think I'll be phased. I
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: would actually don't know, Like, I feel like it is.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: A very unusual situation.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: If you if if you were in a situation and
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the guy goes, oh, I've got two dicks, would you be.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Like, WHOA, that's that's a double whammy.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like two penises would be a lot.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I think I feel like that's.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Very different though there's two things coming.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Out, Yeah, just hanging out. What does what does she
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: want to help with?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: She hasn't six She said, she hasn't had six and
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: eight years, but she wants a boyfriend. Yeah, I think
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I think let's take the vaginas out of the equation
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: and her so her mum says, she gives.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Fuck off vibes.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: It's because a restling bitch face.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: She must have a resting bitch face. I think that's
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: people people can look past that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I think if you find the right guy. I know
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: it's a very unusual thing, but hearing it. If I
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: was dating a girl and like, if everything was going
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: really good and she was sick and then she goes
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: obviously got to tell you something like everything's completely fine,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: but I've just got two I'd be like, oh, I'd
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: honestly be like, yeah, I'm kind of open to try,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: and yeah, I'd be like sure, like let's do it. Yeah,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Like how does this work? Yeah? Yeah, it'd be so open.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: And I don't think you'd be in one out in
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I don't think of determine at all. But I think
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: it's just also a hard thing to bring up for anyone.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: It would be very, very very I think you'd That's
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: why I can see why she likes having an intimate
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: connection with someone rather than just having casual sex. Yeah,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: she wants to get them to like her before she
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: it could be Yeah, which I don't think it's too
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: bunch of an issue from it, Honest, what do you think, Cassie.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I think from a girl's perspective, I don't know, it
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: would be tough, and I understand like why she wants
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: to have that connection, But at the end of the day,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: like I don't know, if it was me, I would
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: be like if they kind of accept it for what
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: it is and so be it, like we're just not
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: meant to be together. Yeah, ll Like it would be
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: a hard conversation to have. I would even consider maybe
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: just like practicing having that conversation and being comfortable with
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: what you want to share about it and how in
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: deep you want to go about it, Like I wouldn't
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: tell someone on a first date, that's for sure. Like
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: I feel like you need to get to know someone's
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: character first, because there is people who can play you
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: and act like they're a nice person and they're not,
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: and just get to know them and then honestly just
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: have a chat when you can feel things getting a
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: bit more steamy and heated and you're I don't know
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: she's thinking about, Okay, maybe I do want to sleep
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: with this person. I feel like I'm ready to take
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: that next step fully just disclaim, sit down and tell
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: the information that they need to know. They will probably
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: just be this subtle and urge of like well what
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: does this mean? Like is there something wrong? And also
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: just tell the facts of how it is. And I
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: know it's kind of like painful to hear. And if
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: someone reacts in a solid way, that's on them, that's
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: not on you. Like, there's nothing wrong with you. You're rare
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: and beautiful, and.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's I think is a good world, Like
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: rare's good.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I reckon.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Also, it's a good point. It's unfortunate that you have
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: to there's more steps to dating for you as a
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: person because of this. But it's just the cards you
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: were dealt, Like you kind of have to. You have
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: to play with the hand you've been and use.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: It to your power. Yeah, Like it's it's cool and unusual,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Like you're not the same as everyone else. That's cool.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so date normal and then but date in a
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: way where you don't.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Sleep with them straight away and you you which is
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: what you kind of should do anyway.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you like someone before you sleep with them.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: M Yeah, unusual.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I think. I think especially like going I remember being
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: eight een and being insecure about my body. Yeah, having
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: normal in quotations, but idom being eighteen and having something
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: that's very very unusual, you'd be so insecure.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you would be for sure, which is it's.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Very relatable, but in a whole other level. Because everyone's
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: insecure about their body. He's got something that's very very rare,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: very rare.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: And I think just be prepared for questions.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and just answer them, just answer them. And then
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: they're going to have.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Questions, and from a boy's perspective, we're just going to
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: be so curious. We're going to say some dumb stuff
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: and just be like, if you find a nice guy,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: he'll say some dumb stuff, but in the end he'll
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: be like, oh that's cool. Let's yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you find a guy that's right for you, Yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: it's just going to be totally open to it. Yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: it's unfortunate, but yeah, you just it's something you.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Have to deal with. I suppose. Yeah, and so the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: resting bitch face. Look, I don't know, I've been told
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I have a resting bitch face recently.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like everybody.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Everybody does. But it's easy to make assumptions.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: About, especially your mum saying that. Every mum says that
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: when you're single, it's because you have the resting bitch face.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Come on, mum, Yeah damn fu, you gave it to me,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: so I wouldn't writ into that too much. Yeah, you
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: find the person even then they get you for you.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Like some people say I have a resting bitch face,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and then some people weren't, even like I think I
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: did it? All mean, I didn't think you did. Yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: So it's just finding the right person for both situations.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Good luck, Yeah, very good luck.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Thanks Cassie. Alright, guys, I had I just got a
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: quick embarrassing story. Something happened to me the other day.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I kind of did it to myself, but it also
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: kind of happened to me.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: So I was going, I was driving back to Sydney
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: to Beth's, to my girlfriend's place, and we were going.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: We stopped at McDonald's to get a coffee. Beth's in
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the car, Beth was in the car next to me,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: even Henry was in the car. I got the dog
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: and then so obviously I was driving, obviously best in
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: the passenger seat, and we went to McDonald's and when
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: we went we all we got was a coffee. And
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: when we went in and ordered the coffee, so I
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: ordered it through the thing, just ordered. I got along black,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: she got like a latte or whatever. When we went
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: to pay, she goes, she's like, oh, is this all
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: good on.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: The screen, and they have like a screen out there now, and.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, that's all good, So all done.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: And then I paid and she goes have a mccappy day.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, did she just say have
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: a kehappy day?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: And I was like that was so cool, and Beth
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: was like yeah, I was kind of funny. And I
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, that's so funny, like you know, she
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: deserves a raise. And then Beth goes, she goes, oh,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: you have to say having mccappy day when they give
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: you the coffees, and so I fucking I went up
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I don't want to do it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. Oh shit, I can't
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: do it. And then she's like you have to do it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: You have to do it, And so I went over
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: and then there's like young she must have been like
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: sixteen seventeen year old girl handed me the coffees and
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, I looked up at her and I
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: was like, have a mccappy day. And she just looked
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: at me like she didn't even make a face, she
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: didn't smile. She just gave me the dentist the deadest
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: fucking death stare.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I've ever received my life. And she was so unimpressed.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: And I just to coffee and I just like drove.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: She probably thought you were taking the piers because.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: The other girl said having make happy day to me,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, I said it, but Beth
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: video it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh so there's a video. There's the girl's face isn't in.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: It, but there's a video of me that you can
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: watch saying having a happy day.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: And I just said it. My delivery was poor. Alright,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: you ready, yeah, have a mghappy day. Hated that.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Wait, I could have said it just like having me
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: happy day.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: The delivery was good. Face. I'm cringing.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I think we have to break out.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: My poor girl to be fair to the girl working.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: So you're getting a nice coffee, yeah, probably going to
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: do something fun activity. Yeah, girls like having a be
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: a happy day. You're like, yeah, this is gonna be
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: a good day. The poor girl's working in this slave
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: shop in McDonald she's sixteen seventeen, and she's hated and laughed.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: She wants to be having some fun and you're listening,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: are drinking you coffee, happy day and she's stuck there.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Poor girl. She's I would be like, fuck you too,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: oh man. And I just after I did it myself.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I'm just going through the thought process and I was like,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I wish.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it. I always do that to my girlfriend.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I said, you got to say this, and she never
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: does it. So I can't be.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I can't go to the McDonald's again.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I can't where we live can come up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's my main mac is mate, Like I
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  Speaker 2: don't go there off and I only ever get coffee
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  Speaker 2: from there, but like that's the one I go to.
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  Speaker 3: I got to get a new one. There's a few
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  Speaker 3: of them had or something just like fuck, imagine she
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  Speaker 3: recognized me too. Imagine she knew who I was.
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  Speaker 1: She's so funny.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure I hope she. I was just so embarrassed. E.
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  Speaker 1: That's so relaiable. You say something just doesn't it's like
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  Speaker 1: belong yea. Yeah, I did it.
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  Speaker 3: In front of Henry though. I'm just so sad.
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  Speaker 1: It's a child mate. Literally, he thinks you're a loser.
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  Speaker 2: Henry is a Golden Retriever cross King Charles Cavaliers, So
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  Speaker 2: he'll end up being like a he'll look like a
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  Speaker 2: Golden Retriever, but he'll be like the size of a kelpie.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's what. If you don't want a big
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