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OUTRO: What Is Life? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 3: For to seven every weekday on radio record.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, man, how we going fellows Huday?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not stoked about it? Why it just feels
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  Speaker 1: like a really long week already.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be honest, it's been so long since you've
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  Speaker 5: had a break, man. You should have a holiday for
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  Speaker 5: everyone out there. Jason's got a week of holidays if
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  Speaker 5: she just doesn't know what to do with.
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  Speaker 1: It, that's true. Actually I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I really die his head, his head, Hell, you been
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  Speaker 5: working since you had your big holiday, your big.
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  Speaker 1: One March March, beginning of March, when.
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  Speaker 2: We came back from Europe. Go if he wasn't in
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  Speaker 2: a horror of a movie.
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  Speaker 3: I love how it was our fault, fault.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't in a horror of a movie? Would I
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  Speaker 1: was fascinating week? I was not in a her.
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  Speaker 2: You were behaving in a way that seems like you're
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  Speaker 2: in a horror right.
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  Speaker 3: Pugs agrees, agrees, there's nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 2: It was absolutely But the question, mccams, what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: Because we hit our holiday.
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  Speaker 5: Do you remember we went to Europe keys, I forget,
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  Speaker 5: came back feeling so refreshed. Yeah yeah, And so then
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  Speaker 5: it's right for you Joe's do you take it now
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  Speaker 5: or do you save it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think if I was in a horror of
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  Speaker 4: the mood you guys came back from the mess of
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  Speaker 4: holiday and was still sort of half ass, isn't it
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  Speaker 4: the fellas to come home brimming with ideas?
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  Speaker 5: Group was overflowing for two weeks. It is so much stuff,
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  Speaker 5: so much But.
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  Speaker 4: No, but it's true. I talk my wife's. My wife
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  Speaker 4: said the same thing to me last night. She said, well,
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  Speaker 4: what are you doing with your week up? And I said,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That's the problems leave. I need more weeks off than.
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  Speaker 4: It's a matter of trying to combine it with my wife,
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  Speaker 4: and it's just tricky, right, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, I mean, I could take the week
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  Speaker 4: off and it's just me. Yeah, And it's like, well,
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  Speaker 4: I want to spend my time off with my fino.
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  Speaker 2: Well why can't she take a week off?
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  Speaker 1: Well, because she's taken quite a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Off this year.
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  Speaker 5: Well then regardless, she can't take any time off, So
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  Speaker 5: you're going to be on your own.
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  Speaker 1: She can take time off and not get paid.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, and I've got my dog squad money so I
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  Speaker 4: can cover it. No, it's more, it's more what what
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  Speaker 4: am I going to do with it? Yeah, I'm thinking, actually,
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  Speaker 4: I just don't take it at all, and then I
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  Speaker 4: have a month off at the end of the year.
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  Speaker 4: You get a month off anyway, No, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: We get three weeks off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So which end would you take it it, Jesse.
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  Speaker 4: I'd take it at the beginning of No, I'd take
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  Speaker 4: it in December. You'd have to because yes, this year
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  Speaker 4: and next year away, that would be on next year's
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  Speaker 4: you know that will be yeah, yeah, and next year
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  Speaker 4: could be irrelevant. Yeah, but no, I'm kind of I'll
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  Speaker 4: figure it out at some stage, just just trying to
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  Speaker 4: can't it and make it as easy as possible for
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  Speaker 4: keys and you there.
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  Speaker 2: I can understand that, man, and I appreciate it absolutely. Thanks.
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  Speaker 5: I'm probably going to take another week off in September, Fellers, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: then another week off in October, and then I'll just
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  Speaker 5: have to white knuckle it through the end of the year.
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  Speaker 4: When are you taking another Oh, you're taking way off
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  Speaker 4: on Friday? Are you stay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: And then I've got a wedding in like a month's time.
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  Speaker 6: I can't remember. In October at some point I've been
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  Speaker 6: a wedding on a Friday as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Other than that, mate, I'll be here.
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  Speaker 2: Good ship really loves it.
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  Speaker 4: Either that or I split it in half and I
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  Speaker 4: just have a couple of long weekends which might actually
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  Speaker 4: work better.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I reckon just oh, that's right, because if you
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  Speaker 6: do it that week that Moggi's off and after Fiji, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: you can extend your stay in Fiji and play that
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  Speaker 6: golf course like five days in a row.
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  Speaker 1: That is really tempting. Why do you do that? Possibly
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  Speaker 1: and then stay with Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Know if my wife would forgive me if she wasn't there, Well,
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  Speaker 4: she could go, yeah, she could be Candy.
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  Speaker 1: I'd like it. Keddy Kenny would be great. I'd go
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  Speaker 1: for the fur iron here.
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  Speaker 2: You're getting pretty abusive pretty quick.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is this club? It's dirty?
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  Speaker 6: No, it would be just what you do in a
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  Speaker 6: regular game, but just wearing like a tropical ship, which
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  Speaker 6: is iffing and jiffing and punching. The vabe That's all
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  Speaker 6: it would be. Is the only difference. Well, you used
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  Speaker 6: to be like a coconut bra and a flex skoot
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  Speaker 6: with flowers in her here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only difference.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be distracted if that was the case. Keysy, the
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  Speaker 1: old coconuts.
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  Speaker 2: You.
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  Speaker 4: But no, I've got a new philosophy. And the golfing
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  Speaker 4: because Kezy told me off for.
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  Speaker 2: Being shitty, I said, he's allowed around.
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  Speaker 4: So I've I've taken it on board and I'm still
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  Speaker 4: waters on the.
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  Speaker 3: Course now and flusters them underneath.
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  Speaker 4: Raging volcano that will come out at some inappropriate time
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  Speaker 4: further down the line.
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  Speaker 2: You have a heart attack on the course. Yes, what
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  Speaker 2: a way to go and Fiji the whole.
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  Speaker 6: Achy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 3: With the Warchy Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I used to think, back in my thirties, I was
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  Speaker 4: always going to have a heart attack. But that's where
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  Speaker 4: my blood pressure was through the roof, through my fucking
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  Speaker 4: horrendous drinking.
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  Speaker 2: Is it real?
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  Speaker 5: Chill now, your blood pressure refuses to get it done
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  Speaker 5: because going to the doctor gives him high blood pressure.
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  Speaker 4: Because but back in the I was like very red
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  Speaker 4: all the time, and people used to say to me,
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  Speaker 4: bet you've got I've lost a lot of my redness
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  Speaker 4: and that.
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  Speaker 2: Was from your readiness, from the person.
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  Speaker 4: Heting the person, and the daries and the stress of
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  Speaker 4: bringing up kids and not having any cash.
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  Speaker 3: That's four pretty Yes, I can see her.
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  Speaker 2: Broke broken because you spend all your money on purce.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I was a cheap drunk. It was a good thing,
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  Speaker 4: pretty cheap drunk. But yeah, no, I need to sort
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  Speaker 4: it out, feelers. I'll let you know as soon as
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I'm just going to have to make
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  Speaker 5: it call because I can see I'm going to get
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  Speaker 5: a little bit of pushback from me.
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  Speaker 1: No oh no, no, you you do.
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  Speaker 2: You may.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you will, because the last time
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  Speaker 6: I spoke to them, they were like, as long as
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  Speaker 6: Keys is here, the show's.
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  Speaker 5: All g that's true. Yeah, that's what's true. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they said that. Yes, I believe you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just crazy that you have to convince me and
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  Speaker 5: spot on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, So we'll see how we go anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Indie the listeners could plan their leave around our leave.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good idea. So just know that we will
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  Speaker 5: be coming back. I'm glad to have some leave though,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm glad that it's almost spring.
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  Speaker 4: Feels it's great, isn't it. I am genuinely enjoying that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not enjoying the passing rain that comes
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  Speaker 4: every now and then.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, I'm of your life. Man, No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Probably flying by.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it is pretty crazy that it's September.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's cooked and chatman, what it's like.
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  Speaker 4: You know, my wife's nanna used to say, the years
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  Speaker 4: go faster and the days go slow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what happens when you get old. I
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  Speaker 1: was very I was.
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  Speaker 2: In a very philosophical forever. Yes, just going by very quick.
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  Speaker 4: But exactly I was in a very philosophical mood. Today
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  Speaker 4: I had a bit of a if and Jeff with
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  Speaker 4: my daughter, sure because she had to be somewhere and
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  Speaker 4: she was lying in bed, and its like I was
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  Speaker 4: going well, and then I realized it was like, what's
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  Speaker 4: your life?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not going to sit here and you know,
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  Speaker 1: convince you to get up.
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  Speaker 4: You either get up or you don't. But that's put
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  Speaker 4: me in a philosophical frame of mind?
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  Speaker 2: What is life?
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  Speaker 1: What am I doing with my life? Am I just
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  Speaker 1: going to grow old of you?
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  Speaker 2: For a year? Years?
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  Speaker 4: I have been, actually, but I go off it every
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  Speaker 4: now and then and then I come back to it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like there is no meaning?
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  Speaker 1: Do we just work and work till we're old and then? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Gitarre and dark.
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  Speaker 5: What's the meaning of life for a rabbit? What's the
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  Speaker 5: meaning of life for an amba? There is no meaning?
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  Speaker 2: Jason.
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  Speaker 5: You find your joy where you can find it in
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  Speaker 5: the small moments. That's the bigger moments, and that's all
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  Speaker 5: you can do. There is no meaning. If you're looking
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  Speaker 5: for meaning, you'll be bitterly disappointed.
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  Speaker 3: Do you love man?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Talk shit on the radio?
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  Speaker 3: No, I play golf.
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  Speaker 5: No, And he loves suck the vape.
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  Speaker 1: I've actually cut back on the vake quite please. He's
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  Speaker 1: vapor and work anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I vape in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: You leave at the coward like that.
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  Speaker 1: And I leave it in the car when I finish
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  Speaker 1: the job.
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  Speaker 2: It's still one.
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  Speaker 6: But can you ere vaping more than used to smoke?
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  Speaker 6: I reckon you would have when we played golf, you'd vape. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: probably every shot?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's just so convenient, it is, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean, And you just got sacks up. Well
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  Speaker 4: with a cigarette, you have to smoke the whole thing,
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  Speaker 4: that's right.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why I don't know if I yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think I would.
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  Speaker 6: Have, because when we play the front nine, you'd always
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  Speaker 6: have a dart at that one in the bush, the
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  Speaker 6: whole six or whatever it is, once we get there.
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  Speaker 3: But by that stage, now you've already vaped like a
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  Speaker 3: thousand times.
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  Speaker 1: When we get there the dress circle that's called that
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  Speaker 1: whole movie.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good spot.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it was a perfect spot for a day. Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was like, what the fuck, Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 4: just smoking. Yeah, yeah, but I am feeling better for
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  Speaker 4: the lack of darries that.
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  Speaker 2: It's good man, Thanks for Ellis. That's really good man.
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  Speaker 2: What are you to do for your holidays?
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just come in?
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  Speaker 6: That's Other announcers on other stations literally have just gone,
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  Speaker 6: I don't care about manual leave.
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  Speaker 2: I just need a bit at work, and they've just.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, as I say, I might do that and
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  Speaker 4: then take a month save it for the end of
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  Speaker 4: the year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty three days to get off at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the vening.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all g all g.
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  Speaker 5: And then of course you'll be back Jas, won't you,
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  Speaker 5: because I've got that big thing that we do in January.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if you're even around. Yeah, what are you saying?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to die?
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  Speaker 2: Keysy ah true? Yeah? Sure, thanks man. Yeah, good feels okay.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to The Big Show fort to seven.
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  Speaker 2: Weeks still around, Get well, Jason is still here.
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  Speaker 4: While we're still here, Jason is still with us. You
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  Speaker 4: can hear us here, my great haughty JA. What happened
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  Speaker 4: to my phone? By the way, I dropped it?
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  Speaker 2: It's smashed?
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  Speaker 3: Can you tell that you're again on the show?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing any more, haughty j Listen to
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