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Movie Theories That Will Ruin Your Childhood · Be Amazed

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're anything like me movies made your childhood, even now I'll throw on some classic flakes and feel as though I'm returning to the good old days of my youth.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At least I used to until I learned that many of these iconic favorites are actually kind of horrifying when you think about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: From the horrific fate of the garages to the murderous ambitions of Willy Wonka, here are some unsettling movie theories that may well ruin your childhood.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The Emperor's new group was one of my all-time favorites growing up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The animated Disney classic tells the story of Ink and Emperor Kuska who gets turned into a Lama after drinking a potion brewed by the evil scientist Isma.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, when that happens, although he becomes Lama, our boy Kuska kid understands other animals and still speaks in plain English.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When these minds later turn into a cat, she also speaks English, but every other animal in the movie is normal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Except for a little fly that cries for help saying,
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's only one logical explanation.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was once a human too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Think about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's my wood of needed a lot of test subjects when perfecting her potions, and she definitely doesn't seem the type to care about changing them back into human's afterwards.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Clearly this poor guy used to be human before he's my captured him, experimented on him and released him as a fly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Only for him to be devoured alive, by a spider.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, I thought this movie was for kids.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This sort of cartoon violence just doesn't fly with me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Before the release of Disney's awful Star Wars trilogy, you'd have been hard-pressed to find a more controversial topic among fans of the saga than Jar Jar Banks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Introduced in 1999's The Phantom Menace, Banks is a bumbling fool who was apparently designed as comic relief.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Some loved him, some hated him, but wonderful Jar Jar was intended to be more than just a gag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hear me out, there's substantial evidence that Jar Jar was secretly a super powerful Sith Lord the entire time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Throughout episode 1 we see the gung in misfit performing feats of agility and acrobatics that only four shooters should be capable of.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He also seems to use the force to manipulate people on multiple occasions.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And here he even uses the infamous Jedi Handwave to stab someone from attacking him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If Jar Jar was played by an actual person, sure these movements could have been unintentional, but Jar Jar was played by a carefully directed actor, and the CGI model was meticulously animated over him by a team of tech wizards.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It seems highly unlikely that any of his actions were accidental.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The theory goes that George R. manipulated the events of the entire prequel trilogy to bring the Empire to power.
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[SPEAKER_00]: First he creates a commotion on Tatooine, which leads to Qui-Ghan Jen meeting Anakin Skywalker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is because he knows Anakin is the chosen one, and needs to be trained by the Jedi before being turned to the dark side.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's also from the same planet as Palpatine, Naboo, so it makes sense that he could have join forces with the Sith Lord, potentially even being above him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because he wants to conquer the galaxy and crush all who stand before him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's even the one to give Palpatine complete control of the Senate, allowing him to eventually destroy democracy and wipe out the Jedi.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you ask me, George Lucas planned for all of this, but after seeing how massively controversial the character was, decided to plate safe and go to another direction.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This theory might crush the hearts of kids who grew up with George R. but I can also see it actually redeeming the character for a lot of people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you think?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Would this reveal have ruined the character or improved him?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Next up, the story of Harry Potter has a relatively happy ending.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Harry defeats Voldemort, saves the world and probably has a lot of butterbears to celebrate.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sort it!
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[SPEAKER_00]: but it's entirely possible that the epic saga doesn't actually end as happily as we all thought.
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[SPEAKER_00]: See, the tale's central prophecy says that either Harry or Voldemort must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We the audience naturally took this to mean that the only person who can kill Voldemort is Harry and vice versa.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But what if it's more than that?
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[SPEAKER_00]: The exact wording says they must die at the hand of the other.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Does this mean that neither of them could die in any other way?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Say of natural causes?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That would make her effectively immortal and prevent him from passing on and joining his family, which was the only thing he ever really wanted.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Instead, he'd be forced to stand by and watch all his loved ones grow old and pass away right before his eyes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jeez, that's pretty morbid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess the fine out of its true will have to wait and see if we ever get a sequel called Harry Potter and the Infinite Misery.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's hope not, eh?
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[SPEAKER_00]: The ever-popular Shrek franchise focuses on the titular green ogres adventures in a fantasy kingdom inhabited by iconic fairy tale characters.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At first glance, Shrek's goofy sidekick, Donkey seems to be an original character created for the movies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: However, what have I told you he was from a fairy tale?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Think back to Disney's original Pinocchio movie, and a scene that left me with some severe trauma that kids at Pleasure Island are horrifically transformed into Donkey's after indulging in the cursed amusement park's vices.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We already know that the little wooden boy himself makes an appearance in Shrek, so why not one of the trans-mogified kids?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they stayed a donkey for so long they just had to accept it and move on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know I know that seems like a bit of a reach, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: But get this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In Shrek the third donkey mentions how he remembers getting wedgies and swirlies back in high school.
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[SPEAKER_00]: puts in Booth's ask, how that's possible when he doesn't wear underpants, you know, because he's a donkey, his response, and ominous, some things are better left-on-sid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'd probably be pretty traumatized and reluctant to talk about my past life, too, if I'd been, forcibly turned into a donkey.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I would like to talk about practically everything else, so I'm not following my podcast and leave a five-star review.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alrighty, then let's get back to some more theories.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Pixar's Cars Movies are already kind of creepy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The gross organic car creatures that populate the world just make my skin crawl.
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[SPEAKER_00]: where the heck did they come from?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there aren't any humans in the car's world and they're never mentioned either which implies that the automobile atrocities develop naturally.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's plain life in this universe too, so we know evolution does happen and even that we also see core models from different areas it seems that they evolved as well.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hang on then, what did they look like before they became, well, cars?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Were there carriage creatures, single tires rolling around with eyes?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What about before those?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What horrifying abominations crawled out of the primordial looms in this world?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Grootess Carfish must have clamored down under the land, and terrifying plain terrors ors must have stuck the skies long before they evolved into anything resembling lightning McQueen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Crepes?
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[SPEAKER_00]: At least, it's that or the cars were created by humans, and them chose to wipe us all out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And away it's dark.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Very dark.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks Disney.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mary Poppins and Pennywise are the same demonic species in up sick of pretending they aren't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's right, the magical British nanny who spreads cheer and wonder is more like Stephen King's killer clown than you think.
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[SPEAKER_00]: buckle up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, they're both supernatural entities that return to Earth every 20-something years, 25 for Mary P. and 27 for Pennywise.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They also both seek out children, specifically one's named, Georgie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That duo then feed on the emotions of the kids they find, poppins on imagination and happiness, and that clown fellow on fear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They even share a love for performance and cooperating, singing and dancing as a central part of their hunt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Most damningly of all, though, they can both make people float.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, makes his victims float in the sewers below the town while Poppins makes people float with balloons.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know who else is often seen with balloons?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, specifically Red Balloons.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At the end of Mary Poppins returns after she's made the rest of the cast float, guess what she's handed?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Red Balloon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's told it must be hers and with a more influential expression says, yes, I suppose it must.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Either our favorite nanny is the same species as Pennywise or she actually is him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Every 25 years she feeds on joy as Mary and every 27 she gubbles up beer as Pennywise.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Whoa, I'll never see Mary poppins in the same way again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think we can all use a little more than a spoonful of sugar to help this theory go down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Next up in the world of Pixar's Monstersing, the citizens of Monstropolis live a life segregated from the human world.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The monsters are terrified of humans, even children, because they believe they're toxic.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But where the heck did this believe come from?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's something that's mysteriously omitted from the movies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, what if the first time that monsters encountered humans was during the black death?
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[SPEAKER_00]: The black death was an infamous outbreak of bubonic plague swept through 14th century Europe.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Anybody that caught the deadly disease could expect post-filled growth, fever, and within just eight days, lights out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Nice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Supposedly, when the monsters first opened a door to the human world they ended up, slapping in the middle of the horrific pandemic.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Consequently, they caught the super infectious disease and brought a bag home with them panicking, the monster populace, and creating them misconception, at all humans are toxic.
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[SPEAKER_00]: According to the theory, this is why the 2319 incident was taken so seriously in the original movie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When a monster accidentally takes a human sock back into monstropolis with them, it causes Pandemonium.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which makes total sense if you think the monsters were absolutely terrified that the sock was contaminated with the plague?
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[SPEAKER_00]: They even go so far as to totally shave the scare.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Seems a bit weird, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, bubonic plague is spread by flees, so removing his hair would have prevented them from hiding in it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mind, blown.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, Peter Pan!
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[SPEAKER_00]: The classic story of the boy who never goes up taking on the villainous Captain Hook and his army of pirates.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Captain Hook is a villain, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if you subscribe to one infamous theory, it's actually Pan that's the bad guy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Think about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He sneaks into children's rooms at night and whist them away from their families to a foreign land against their will.
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[SPEAKER_00]: already sounds pretty nightmareish.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Then when they get to this strange place, never land there, told they have to back up one of Peter's followers, the lost boys, and that growing up is the biggest crime.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Despite this unlike Peter, the kidnapped children will eventually grow up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So what happens when they do?
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[SPEAKER_00]: While the original book that the Disney movie is based on tells us that Peter bends them out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Huh, what does that mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: One of two things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He either banishes them or worse, sends them to sleep with the fishes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jeez.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But why?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What's up with pans obsession with never growing old?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, by surrounding himself with kids, he could be feeding on their youth to sustain his own child like existence.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And when they're too old to be of any use to him, he throws a mouth like an empty soda can.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so where does all this leave Captain Hook?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's the real hero.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Once a lost boy himself hook began to get too old but managed to escape the wrath of Pand before he could be thinned out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Naturally ticked off with his campers' treatment of him, he came back to rescue some of the other lost boys and formed his pirate crew with them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: His goal now, to the feet Peter, free the remaining lost boys and prevent him from taking any other innocent children.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, the kicker, the latest interpretation of the story Peter Pan and Wendy, features a captain hook that was indeed once a lost boy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hook fled because he wanted to see his mom again and when he returned older Peter rejected him and their feet began.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about you, but to me all signs point up Peter Pan being one of the biggest church and film history.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just as for hook.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, here's a fact about me, I love Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I watch the Grinch basically every Christmas Eve.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But every year I can't help but wonder, what exactly is the Grinch?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Where does he come from?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, let's think about this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's a strange, hateful, green creature that appears quite different from the race of human-like beings called Hoos that he lives on the periphery of.
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[SPEAKER_00]: because of this, they shun him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So is he a furry mutant who then?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe not, and the original animated TV special that narrators states that the Christmas Eve gains the strength of 10 grunches plus two.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, 10 grunches?
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[SPEAKER_00]: The wording implies that the grunches are a separate species.
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[SPEAKER_00]: A rather, they were.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The titular grunch is the only one we ever see, so where did all the others go?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Here's where things get crazy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We know the who's absolutely love Christmas and their portrayed as very religious overall.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So what if the gr inches had conflicting beliefs and the who's didn't like it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: They waged a war on the gr inches, and with far superior numbers on their side, what?
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[SPEAKER_00]: All the grinches were wiped out, but one, the grinch himself, who managed to escape.
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[SPEAKER_00]: A heretic to their religion, he swore to isolate himself in his mountain cave, whereas hatred and bitterness for the who's grows.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Eventually, however, he gets so sick of living in loneliness and poverty that he decides to give in and join them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jeez, it changed my mind.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We've all heard the cheesy magic word, Evercadabra.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's usually used by magicians performing tricks, and, well, there's nothing else to it, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Harry Potter fans probably realized a long time ago that the magic word sounds an awful lot like the infamous killing curse.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And that could devra.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now our universe, it's easy to see that rallying was inspired by the magician's phrase, but in the world of Harry Potter, there could be an all-together darker reason for the similarity.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Muggles got the expression from hearing the killing curse itself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: but how would they have come across the spell?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we know that the Wizarding World has a history of bigotry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Many characters mentioned that Muggles used to be persecuted and the majority of the villains in the series still aid them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What if this hatred was once so commonplace that dark wizards would head out to none wizarding communities for some good old-fashioned muggle blasting?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It makes perfect sense.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We none magic folk would hear the killing curse as we were attacked and
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[SPEAKER_00]: Over time, the expression and true meaning behind it were lost and recounted instead as, Abracadabra, whoo-ho!
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a super-dark theory, and that's even with Voldemort defeated.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What if he'd won and brought Mugglehate back into that mainstream?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What are heroes of eventually ended up converting and going on Mugglehons themselves?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeesh, I'm cancelling the magician I booked for my birthday, it'll only remind me of all of this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Next up, the two clumsy villains of the original two home alone movies are bad guys don't get me wrong, but did they really deserve the kind of punishment that little Kevin McAllister put them through?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was almost torturous, don't you think?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's exhibiting this kind of sadistic behavior rarely just give it up, in fact it usually gets worse as time goes on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm... We don't actually know what became of Kevin as an adult, or do we.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What if I were to tell you that Home Alone is actually a prequel to another famous movie and a rather different franchise?
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[SPEAKER_00]: So...
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, it's an origin story for the Insidious Killer, John Kramer, aka Jigsaw.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Before you kick off, hear me out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: For starters, Kevin chooses strange fixation on his next-door neighbor after being told that he's at a ranged criminal, perhaps considering him a kindred spirit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He also revels in tormenting the pizza delivery boy by playing threatening snippets from an old movie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's clear that making others scared brings him a great pleasure, but he doesn't stop at just scary people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh no, he enjoys inflicting grievous bodily harm on people too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Seriously, he uses an assortment of twisted traps to burn and pale and bludgeon the two mumbling criminals, and all with up big old smile on his face.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and if that wasn't enough to convince you, Kevin also seems to suffer and sense hallucinations.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the boy views the furnace in his basement as a rampaging metal monster from the depths of hell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Something seriously not right with him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In fact, these traumatic visions seem to have influenced his eventual depth traps.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They commonly featured jagged rusty metal in flames.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sinister behavior, I love for elaborate torture as traps and some clearly unaddressed issues.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's pretty clear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kevin ended up changing his name to John Cramer and started work on his murderous hobby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's talk about Shrek.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, I've covered one dark theory about the big green boy already, but is that enough for me?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hell no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: As you should know after the end of the cinematic masterpiece, that is the first movie the evil Lord far-quied is defeated in his kingdom of Doolak is left without a ruler.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We'd actually see the kingdom a few years later in the
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so you might think that after four quads to radical rule-ended people abandon the city, but would that really happen?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Surely someone else would just take over and it'd be business as usual?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, this city wasn't just abandon, it was violently destroyed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And if you think about it, it's pretty obvious by who.
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[SPEAKER_00]: the fairy tale creatures.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They were treated horribly by Farquad who banished them from his kingdom and enacted all sorts of atrocities on them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's only natural that they'd want some payback, and a lot of them including the dragon were already inside to look at the end of the first movie, giving them the perfect opportunity to exact their
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[SPEAKER_00]: brutal revenge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They stumped the streets of the kingdom burning down houses and terrorizing citizens in a revenge-fueled grace, until eventually nothing was left but a burnt-out shell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How wonder they never go back there in any of the other movies?
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[SPEAKER_00]: The kill was just too much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Lastly, Charlie and the chocolate factory is a classic tale of Wonder in Wemsey.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's also clearly a mega macabre story of Death and Destruction.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In the original 1971 movie, Accenture Chocolatier Willy Walk is portrayed as a recluse whose lost-off faith in humanity.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The only thing he feels is hatred, for those who keep trying to steal his chocolate recipes and for the greedy seas in the general populace.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So why would he hold a contest to allow a bunch of kids to visit a secret factory?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you why, to punish humanity for its Everest.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He set the whole thing up knowing that the kids would ignore his rules and warnings.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The factoring was one big death trap, and the golden ticket scheme just a way of luring the kids in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Waka was the twisted mastermind behind all the terrible fates that befell them with then the walls of his nightmareish plant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Remember that crazy boat the group go on after a gust is glute falls into the chocolate river?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's only got enough seats for the survivors.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Almost like Waka knew glute was going to fall.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But hold on Mr. Amaze down here, you say.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Walka says at the end of the movie that all of the kids survived.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the same man who made clear at the start of the movie that he couldn't be trusted by pretending he was a free little man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then doing some acrobatics, he's clearly a prankster.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But there's no way the children survived the horrific torment that this madman subjected them to.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Heck, one of them is literally turned into a giant blueberry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Weird willy probably intended to escape in the great glass elevator after the carnage but ended up so abreast with young Charlie's lack of greed that he took him in under his wing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, does that just mean he wants to make Charlie as evil young protege?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost enough to put me off candy forever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Almost.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think everyone enough childhoods for one day, which of those dark theories blew your mind the most, and are there any others you know about?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for listening, everyone.