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Saltwater Funny | Son of a Boy Dad #214 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: I think if Leo and Toby McGuire at a party,
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  Speaker 4: it is not horrible. That is automatically like, maybe can
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  Speaker 1: Tobey Maguardo.
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  Speaker 5: Alright, already, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 5: Dad podcast. Today it is June eighth. We are live
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  Speaker 1: You boys, I fucking missed you boys with my whole heart.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe it how far apart we've all been.
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  Speaker 1: It's been. It's been two weeks. It feels like two weeks. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: it feels just like two weeks.
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  Speaker 4: Two weeks on the dot, except that we were scattered
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  Speaker 4: to the far corners of the globe doing such different
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  Speaker 4: things with our lives. That's true. And I'm I felt unmoored?
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  Speaker 1: MMM's more? Wasn't king lear?
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  Speaker 4: Was a no?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: I mean unmoored as an untethered, untied.
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  Speaker 1: A more Shakespearean word for a black man.
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  Speaker 4: It was, yes the moors.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you feel unmoored? Do you feel white?
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  Speaker 4: A fellow? Was the more?
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  Speaker 1: A fellow?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I knew it. Thank you for saving me because they
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  Speaker 1: would have been on my.
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  Speaker 4: Head, they would have they would have been. A fellow
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  Speaker 4: is a play that doesn't get that much love. But
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  Speaker 4: I actually quite like it. It's good. Yes, the game
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  Speaker 4: A fellow, the game is great too. But I think
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  Speaker 4: they they changed the name of that because I think
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  Speaker 4: it had some reference to the pieces being black and white.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, good guys, bad guys, that's what it used to
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  Speaker 5: be called.
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  Speaker 1: You guys hear that. You guys hear that. The phrase
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  Speaker 1: elephant in the room has racist origins, So I can't
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  Speaker 1: even say it. It was originally called Edward in the woodpile.
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  Speaker 1: So every time you've been saying elephants in the room,
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  Speaker 1: which I know, we we love to say, we've been
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  Speaker 1: we've been closatively racist.
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  Speaker 5: I actually listened to Elephant in the Room the special
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  Speaker 5: Yo Night.
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  Speaker 1: Who special was that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we listened to it on the drive back from
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  Speaker 5: from Wyoming.
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  Speaker 1: So he's allowed to say it. He's allowed to say elephant.
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  Speaker 4: I believe. So.
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  Speaker 5: Et monkey bars is a pretty controversial one as well,
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  Speaker 5: or at least they tried to make it out to be,
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  Speaker 5: which I don't really understand.
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  Speaker 4: What what is it?
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  Speaker 5: I guess it was racist. I tried to when I
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  Speaker 5: was in Swear. I guess I was out of well.
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  Speaker 4: I prefer monkey bars. I prefer like sort of black
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  Speaker 4: owned establishments and night clubs.
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  Speaker 5: But they tried to call they tried to change it
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  Speaker 5: to a horizontal ladder.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're talking about the structure, the the.
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  Speaker 1: The a monkey actually swings from things though, Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: that's why it's actually racist to call it race.
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  Speaker 5: That's what that's my exact That's exactly what I thought
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  Speaker 5: when they said that. I was like, you're making it
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  Speaker 5: seem racist by changing the name.
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  Speaker 1: That's the behave, that's the anatomical behavior.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly what a monkey would do or a black person.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah do they.
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  Speaker 1: Well, actually in New York. I mean the most jack
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  Speaker 1: dudes are the guys who go and do like pull
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  Speaker 1: ups and like reverse pull ups and ship like that,
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  Speaker 1: and then there'll be white influencers who tried to go
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  Speaker 1: like work out with them.
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  Speaker 5: I used to watch those videos all the time of
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  Speaker 5: like the military dudes doing that where they do like
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  Speaker 5: a flag pole. That's got to be like the most impressive.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Is that where you know where does that engage?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's really arms shoulders probably.
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  Speaker 5: You have to have insane core strength to be able
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  Speaker 5: to hold yourself up like a flag.
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  Speaker 1: How long do you think that would take you to
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  Speaker 1: get to flag status France.
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  Speaker 5: I think some people just can't.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be I think I'm too long. You got
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  Speaker 4: to be really you would have to.
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  Speaker 5: Be absurdly strong to be able to pull that off
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  Speaker 5: at your size.
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  Speaker 4: If I trained for it, how long will you give me?
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  Speaker 5: Two years?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's too long.
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  Speaker 1: I think you can do it in six months.
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  Speaker 4: I think I can do it in six months.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you can do I think you would
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  Speaker 5: go to like I think it's one of those things
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  Speaker 5: like you would have to go to try to do it,
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  Speaker 5: and then you'd be like, oh, I can't even get
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  Speaker 5: one foot off the ground, and then you'd have to
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  Speaker 5: start working out like intensely for years, and then you'd
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  Speaker 5: be able to try it again and maybe be a
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  Speaker 5: little closer.
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  Speaker 4: I think I think I'm closer than you'd think.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the core and the genetics for it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: Was your dad an athlete?
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  Speaker 4: What do you play football? Nice?
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  Speaker 5: Football is coming back?
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  Speaker 4: He was? They did the wing t? Yes a right
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  Speaker 4: to him and he ran, yeah, yeah, it was. It
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  Speaker 4: was with a single what's the name of that formation?
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  Speaker 1: So power ie wing t.
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  Speaker 4: It's not the wing T like the jets sweep like
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  Speaker 4: when they snap it right to a running back.
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  Speaker 1: He was a full back wildcat.
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  Speaker 4: I guess it's wildcat, but he wasn't quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, but I could see. It makes
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sense, and he was probably the man
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  Speaker 1: because that's probably before football had everybody in it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. They didn't wear helmets back then.
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  Speaker 7: Really.
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  Speaker 4: No, they were just out there cracking skulls. No, he
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  Speaker 4: was wearing helmet. Uh, he was one. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: why did I even say that?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I was the whole time I was thinking. I
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  Speaker 5: was like, I don't think your dad. How old is
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  Speaker 5: your dad?
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  Speaker 4: Nobody knows. Nobody knows.
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  Speaker 1: Leather helmets. What was the point of leather helmets anyway?
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  Speaker 1: In case you fell off your motorcycle.
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  Speaker 4: You needed to go home on your motorcycle and your sidecar.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't make any sense where you were flying a biplane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Amelia Earhart to offer supplies wide under.
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  Speaker 5: The craziest one to me is like in comparison is
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  Speaker 5: old hockey, because it's all like like all these wing
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  Speaker 5: Gretzky staff and you're like, well, then you look at
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  Speaker 5: the get you look at the footage of when he
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  Speaker 5: was playing, and it's like, yeah, no, no, wonder he
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  Speaker 5: had so many goals. The goalie had no pads like
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  Speaker 5: in today's hockey, the goalies take up almost the entire goal.
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  Speaker 1: It's a wonder anyone scores.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it was just like a dude just
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  Speaker 5: standing there like scoring full starfish, like hoping, hoping the
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  Speaker 5: pluck bounces off of his wrists.
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  Speaker 4: If you watch Wayne Gretzky goal highlights from the early
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  Speaker 4: days in his career, you're kind of like nobody even
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  Speaker 4: tried to stop.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're like long haired, toothless, drunk guys.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone was hammered.
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  Speaker 5: It was like everyone was drunk, and he was not
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  Speaker 5: even at the age where he could drink yet. So
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  Speaker 5: that's why he was so much better than everyone else.
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  Speaker 4: But the flip side is the flip side is that
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  Speaker 4: people would hit him incredibly illegally.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's not surprising.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then there'd be like whole lines Like most
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  Speaker 1: there's some teams that just could fight. Yeah, Like there's
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  Speaker 1: some teams they weren't even good hockey players, they just
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  Speaker 1: were good at fighting on skates.
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  Speaker 5: Have you guys watched that document enery on the You've
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  Speaker 5: probably place seen it, the untold one where the I
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  Speaker 5: think it's in Connecticut.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Danbury trash Yeah have you seen that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably one of the best.
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  Speaker 5: Their whole Their whole thing was just we're it's going
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  Speaker 5: to beat the ship out of people. Like they would
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  Speaker 5: they would fight people like opening puck drop really like
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  Speaker 5: just as soon as they dropped the puck they would
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  Speaker 5: just like kill some guy and send him to the
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  Speaker 5: hospital and then they But then they were also good.
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  Speaker 1: I think the Broadstree Bullies Flyers teams like went into
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  Speaker 1: the crowd and like fought people multiple times.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all those over the Yeah, the Bruins had
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  Speaker 5: had a couple where they went into the they went
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  Speaker 5: into the stands.
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  Speaker 1: That's so crazy that they say that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that happened in Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a guy was he like squirting he squared.
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  Speaker 4: No TYDOMEI squirted the water over and then the guy
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  Speaker 4: he was in the penalty box and then the guy
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  Speaker 4: started like trying to grab him, and then that guy
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  Speaker 4: like fell in ass crack first and it's like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: you just fell into the fucking bear den. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: there are very few places I would less want to
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  Speaker 4: be than in a penalty box with my feet in
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  Speaker 4: the air and my head under the fucking metal bench
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  Speaker 4: with Tie Domey pulling my fucking outpack a sweater over
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  Speaker 4: my head, beating the ship out.
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  Speaker 5: Of the Craziest thing is that there's there's someone's job
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  Speaker 5: is to just sit in there with the dude. I know,
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  Speaker 5: and I looked at it. I finally looked it up
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  Speaker 5: because I was wondering what that was. Apparently it's just
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  Speaker 5: so they keep track of when they're when they can
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  Speaker 5: open the door and let them mount. It makes sense,
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  Speaker 5: but still, because you watch the clips and it's like
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  Speaker 5: fucking I don't know, some like someone will get a
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  Speaker 5: penalty and then they'll go into the they'll go into
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  Speaker 5: the penalty box and they'll be like throwing water bottles around,
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  Speaker 5: and then the camera pans over and there's just a
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  Speaker 5: dude just standing there with a head set on, or like.
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  Speaker 1: There's like an announcer that's in there sometimes too, like
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  Speaker 1: a sideline report type of dude with a suit jacket. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised they don't have a sniper in the rafters
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  Speaker 1: to like.
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  Speaker 5: They probably do, just like a tranquilizer gun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, to shoot the person like a lion if a
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  Speaker 1: kid falls into the cage.
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  Speaker 5: Type of ship type shit type shit type shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck yeah, missed you boys. What the fuck have
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  Speaker 1: you guys went up to?
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  Speaker 4: Let's start with let's start with hairball.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really have much to say.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. We're gonna find out more.
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  Speaker 1: That's not up to you, brother.
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  Speaker 5: There wasn't that much crazy shit that happened. It was
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  Speaker 5: pretty easy going.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be crazy shit. Told me about
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  Speaker 4: you're in.
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  Speaker 1: The lines for us. You went to Montana to go fishing, No,
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  Speaker 1: Wyoming exactly, now you're teachers.
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  Speaker 5: We went to Wyoming and uh, yeah it was. The
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  Speaker 5: fishing was insane.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 5: Uh the first day was pretty rough because we got
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  Speaker 5: out there at like three thirty pm and then we
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  Speaker 5: fished for like four hours, three hours maybe. And it
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  Speaker 5: was the first place that we went to was in
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  Speaker 5: a canyon. So you gotta like walk down this like
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  Speaker 5: insanely steep canyon. Then you gotta walk up it. And
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  Speaker 5: on the way up, I was so unbelievably out of breath,
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  Speaker 5: like like wheezing for air. Yeah, And we got back
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  Speaker 5: to our tent and I was genuinely like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if I'm gonna be able to do this trip.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, I genuinely I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna be able to do this entire thing.
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  Speaker 1: Will you act how this trip?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 4: I was and then I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, yeah, you didn't so much as one StairMaster.
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  Speaker 4: No, I went through.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That was the thing is I would go to the
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  Speaker 5: gym and I would just do weights and I'd be like,
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  Speaker 5: this is good, this will do it, this will help.
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  Speaker 5: And then I got out. Yeah, I was like, well,
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  Speaker 5: I'm definitely stronger, but my cardios fucking I still get
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  Speaker 5: out of breath when I do three sets of eight
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  Speaker 5: on the bench press. So I knew it was going
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  Speaker 5: to be trouble when I wasn't. I was gassed going
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  Speaker 5: down hill, like going down into the canyon. I was
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  Speaker 5: completely winded sweating through my I swept through my rain
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  Speaker 5: jacket one day.
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  Speaker 1: How is that possible? That's like, that's a defective.
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  Speaker 5: It was a bad rain jacket. Rain jacket was a
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  Speaker 5: completely it is a complete disaster.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't they prevent water from wiking through?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I think the only good rain jackets the ones that
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  Speaker 5: like the old sailors wear where it's like just rubber.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the yellow ones slickers.
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  Speaker 5: Because I have an Orvist rain jacket and it it
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  Speaker 5: holds up when it's like drizzling, but like when it
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  Speaker 5: rains out there, it rains really hard and it it
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  Speaker 5: went completely through.
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  Speaker 1: You know who's gonna be happy to hear this, sorry
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  Speaker 1: to cut you off, is the good people over at Patagonia,
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  Speaker 1: because when you went into Patagonia.
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  Speaker 5: No, Patagonias aren't good either, but you were.
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  Speaker 1: Walking into Patagonia being like, I got fucking Orvist, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'll never feel rain on my skin.
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  Speaker 5: I well, I did say that storm gear Ultra light
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  Speaker 5: storm gear, and uh, I think the best ones are
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  Speaker 5: the I think they're north Face.
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  Speaker 4: I got I gotta shout out being here, bean guy,
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  Speaker 4: make they make a great range jacket.
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  Speaker 5: I have to check that out because I'm in the
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  Speaker 5: market for a new one right now because mine just
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  Speaker 5: did not get the job done at all.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're never gonna be in more rain than like
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  Speaker 1: two minutes as you walk from your uber to your apartment.
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  Speaker 5: I know, I kind of feel like I feel like
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  Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta keep this up. Because I feel good,
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  Speaker 5: like i've I was getting like twenty steps a day
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  Speaker 5: for a week straight, twenty thousand steps a day, like
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  Speaker 5: like a week straight, and I felt great and like
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  Speaker 5: I was eating. We were eating just like home cooked
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  Speaker 5: meals every night, and so I feel good. But I
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  Speaker 5: know tonight it's just gonna be Chick fil a fucking
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  Speaker 5: uber eat saying, Gommy.
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  Speaker 1: Bears, you always go back from vacation straight to the slop,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna make a
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  Speaker 1: change for the better. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: come back. I'm gonna fucking lose eight pounds this week.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking eat healthy, eat right, cook for myself,
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  Speaker 1: eat some veggies, get back on the grind. I just
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  Speaker 1: had landwitch today. I'm just eating like a fat slop.
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  Speaker 5: Yesterday I had I had a breakfast neg sandwich and
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  Speaker 5: then McDonald's and then Chipotle. But we were driving, so
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  Speaker 5: there was really nothing else to do.
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  Speaker 1: You pull over and your cook, pull over, your catch
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  Speaker 1: what you fucking eat?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't eat any We only ate one fish
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  Speaker 5: the whole trip. Why because the first place we went
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  Speaker 5: to we had a shit ton of food. We had
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  Speaker 5: like round beef and stuff, and we were like, this
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: is gonna go bad if we don't eat it, so
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: we have to eat it so it's not.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: And also it was in the canyons.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: We would have had to carry the fish up like
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: a forty five minute hike, so they would have been
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: bad by then unless we had them on in a
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: cooler or something. What fish, there's no way the fish
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: go bad, like you can fish go bad?
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: Pretty fine, No, that's fine. Forty five would have been,
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: especially if they're that fresh.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, forty five in the hots on.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, bake them.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: What do you think is all the rest of the
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: fish you're eating is going through when it like, well,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to keep it on a stringer, you keep them,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: you kill them and you put them on a stringer
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: and then keep them in the water. But like, all
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: the fish that you eat isn't going like uh, even
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: if it's factory farm, there's no way that it's just
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: going right from the water to where however they kill it,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: to fucking ice.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I think it is.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: That's actually exactly what it is.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong, dude. I'll get to my Japan story.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Stories in a little bit, but uh, they were serving
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: fish where the like there's like old Japanese lady being like,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: everything you eat eat the head, oh yeah yeah, And
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I just bit the head off right and.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Day was it good?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: The head?
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: No. People always say like the eye, isn't the eyes
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: very good?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: And I mean, I know the cheeks are always trying
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: to get to the cheeks. I know they're nice, but
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I was just, yeah, eating the whole fish just like
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: a bear, I don't know. It's fucking nasty, damn. But
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: that makes me think that I mean, they were only
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: like this big though too.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: I wonder what it was, mackerel, river fish, trout.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: I think it might have been.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: So that just disappoints me that you didn't eat the
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: fish whole fish.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: We ate one brown trout at lunch when we were
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: in the canyon. Buddy just made a little fire and
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: cooked it up and that was amazing.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: That was great.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: But I only had like one bite of it, but
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: it was really because it was small. There's That's the
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: thing too, is that there's regulations because then so the
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: first half of the trip we could have kept fish.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: The first half of the half of the trip, and
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: then the second half you can only keep brook trout,
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: which are kind of hard to catch in a place
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: that's filled with brown trout and cut wrote trout. So
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: our last night at that spot, we were like, because
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: we found this one spot, we were catching brook trout
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: all day, and we were like, let's let's go back here,
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: yeah at the end of the at the end of
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: the week, and let's catch brooksrout and have like a
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: big let's make fish tacos. And didn't get a single
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: bite that entire time. We literally we caught fish the
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: entire week, all week, all day and then the one
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: time we were like let's go catch fish to cook,
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: didn't even get a bite the whole time.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so I.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Sort of you said. There are people regulating who would
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: have regulated if you had.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: There's like park rangers and like game warnings, like all
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: over that area.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Will they come up and like check your belly.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: No, but they like if you get busted, it's like
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: a huge fine and they take all of your gear.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And the spirit of the fishermen is one of
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: adhering to, you know, regulations in order to help preserve
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: the fishery exactly.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: What so that keeps it big enough for someone else
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: to catch and eat some day.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: We know it's just people like catch and release people
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: do because then you can someone then you can go
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: back and those fish are still there.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: We know that though every for every fish that we
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: put back, that could be you know, one hundred more
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: trout that we could catch next time. Exactly.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: That is a beautiful spirit and a nice sentiment. Did
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: you really catch sixty five fish?
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Probably you and individually, Yeah, that's excellent if I.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Had to guess, because it was okay. So we fished Sunday.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Sunday I caught Sunday, I caught a brown trout. I
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: was like, I was like, man, my goal for this
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: trip is to I want to catch a brown trout.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: I never caught a brown trout before my second cast.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: I caught a brown trout and I was like, well,
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: I kind of defeated.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: The goal of the trip.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: So I caught two trout the first day. The second
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: day I probably caught like thirteen holy shit. But we
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: only fished for a couple hours the first day, I see,
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: and then the second day was just like the morning
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: was pretty slow, like when we went to lunch, when
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: we stopped for lunch, I had only caught one fish
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: and my friends had both caught like three, And because
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I was fishing behind them the whole time, and they're like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: you had to jump.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: In front of us.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: And then it just like turned on and it was
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: like every single cast you would catch a fish.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: It was incredible, damn.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: And you're like, and you're in a canyon and you
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: were so far down.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Do you have any pictures of it?
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: I'll show them to you guys.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: But what is that called when you're when you're really
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: in the zone like that in fishing? Is it? Yeah?
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Is it in the in the in the snap? I
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: don't know when you're really in a snap like that
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: and they're on the they're on the fly before it
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: hits the water.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Well, that's what That's the best part about fly fishing
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: is right when you throw a dry fly hits the
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: water and instantly hit it fishing.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I when I'm in a snap, I if I have
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: a dry fly that gets wet, I don't count that
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: for my tally.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: You would have been a.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Mess out there. I wouldn't have eaten around beef, I'll
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: tell you that much. Yeah, you care if that goes bad.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: We're eating browns and lakes and all kinds of trouts.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Now, we didn't catch any lake trouts. We didn't fish
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: in any lakes.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Well, sometimes they cross over, but that's an evolutionary thing.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: All waterways are connected.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: That I actually wonder if they do they might crossover.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Of course they do. You can't step in the same
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: river twice, as Pocahontas said.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Exactly, we didn't.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: We didn't see any bears, which was good.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: We saw a lot of moose, a ton of moose. Yeah,
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: I got pictures of move vicious. It's pretty creepy because
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: you were this one area we were in. So the
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: second half of the trip, we went to this area
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: and my friend was like, this is moose country. Like,
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: you gotta be very aware. You gotta like make a
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: lot of noise when you're walking through the through the Yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: when you're walking through the bushes and stuff, because you
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: could just like walk in front of a moose. And
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: we like the whole time, I was like, I would
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: make noise. I would just sing singing the Beatles, was
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: trying to get them. I think I was singing a taste.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: I don't remember what I was doing now something a
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: little more upbeat, but uh lit.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Writing a song about no body? What does it mean?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Father McKenzie A people do.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: But so the so the first day that we were
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: out on this on this river, the first day we
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: were out on this river, on the second half of
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: the trip, we were walking back to the car to
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: make lunch and we saw a dude fishing and then
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: we saw a moose like five feet away from him,
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: just in a bush and you can just see the
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: the antlers telling Yeah. We went up and we were like,
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: there's a moose like right there the rack. Yeah, And
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: he was like, oh, I didn't know that. It was
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: pretty crazy, could he?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: So what could have happened? Worst case scenario, I think
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: have charged him.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: They stamp you. Yeah, they'll they'll stop.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: They'll just stomp on you, stop you. They're not like
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: they don't they won't attack you if like if you
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: make noise, they'll run away. They're scared of humans.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: But I've seen the videos where like someone will be
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: by moose and the moose will that kind of like yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: bucket them, and then you just have to go onto
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: the ground and like act like you do you play
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: dead or play like you already got.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: I think people say that you can play dead with
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: grizzly bears. I was pretty worried about grizzlies.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's the right idea with grizzlies.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Well, I think there really isn't a right idea. The
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: only thing you're supposed to you can really do is
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: go on your back and put your hands over your neck,
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: which gives you like a small percentage of living on
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: your back or.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Stomach or on your stomach.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone says you shouldn't climb a tree. I still
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: think I'm climbing a tree.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, no bears clime trees. Have you seen a
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: videos of bears? Some do, some do not all of
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: them black bears, I know climb trees.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I knew you were going to say that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Black bears are not scary. Though you invite a black
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: bear over and you smoke, there's there's stogy with one.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, black bears are still scary or you probably a menthol.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah maybe a menthol.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: And they're very good at climbing trees because they're always
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: doing those workouts on the streets. Yes, but yeah, it was.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: It was pretty sick.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: So what did you do all day though.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: We literally just fished all so what did you talk about?
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: We didn't really talk. It was like like this, the
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: first place we fished, you're really not fishing together. You're
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: fishing like in a line, but you're pretty spread out
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: and you're kind of like leapfrogging going to like new holes.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: And then the second place we went to, you can
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: kind of fish together better.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: So that was cool.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Who likes it the least?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Definitely not me because I was like, like, we were
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: driving home yesterday and I was like, we should stop
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: at this river right here and just get a couple
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: of casts in.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: You start crying on the way home.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the last day. We were last day, but because
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: we were staying in a hotel the last night and
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: we were like it was like we got at a
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: like eight, drove down to the river, got off the
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: mountain that we were at, and we were like, we're
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: gonna fish this river until we can check into the hotel.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: And at that point everyone had such bad poison ivy.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: We casted.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: We casted like three times and we were like, let's
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: get the fuck I gotta go to this hotel.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: How'd you guys get poison ivy. You were barefooting around.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: I barefooted the first day with I wore Tivas and
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: uh why because I you're wet waiting so you can
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: just get your you don't want to. I didn't bring
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: shoes that I wanted to get wet.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: You didn't bring waiters.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: No, it's too hot to wear waiters out there, damn.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: So then the second day I was like, I'm not
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: doing that. My feet got destroyed from just like cutting
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: it up on rocks and stuff. So I I just
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: wore my hiking boots and wore my Tivas as my
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: dry shoes.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: But that's a good switch.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: But uh so, how'd you get the poison ivy?
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Then? Don't I think I got it from the first
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I really don't know how I got it.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: I got it pretty bad.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Your skin is paper mache.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't get it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: I wasn't the worst one that got it, my friend.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I don't care. You always have something wrong with your skin.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: I my poison ivy didn't kick in until like two
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: days ago.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: It's been bad. But we had to go to urgent
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: care halfway through the trip because my friend Matt got
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: it all on his face. He woll He was like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: He's like, I think I got poison ivy on my face.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: And we were like, no, you don't like you you're
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: just being paranoid. And then he woke up the next
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: morning and his jaw was like extended, like one foot
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: out from his face. So we had to go to
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: a We had to go to an urgent care in
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: like this in a town that probably has a population
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: of like one hundred people, and it took like two
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: hours for him to get prescribed for It's pretty simple, right,
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: you go and you're like, I have poison ivy on
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: my face, and they're like, here, we're gonna prescribe you steroids.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: In this point, we're.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Gonna need to see your dicks.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and dude, then he went to when we went,
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: we had to go pick up the prescription and it
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: was literally just called it was called a prescription store.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: That was the name of the.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Pharmacy, and they gave him the ointment in a pill bottle.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: It's a pill bottle that's just filled with cream to
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: the top, like they must just have a tub of
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: it in the back and they just like scoop it out,
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: and yeah, that's how he got it. So we were
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: just passing that around for the rest of the week.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: So you were using it too, Yeah, they said we could.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: He has it on his face and you're using like
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: half of his ointment.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't use a lot of it. He had
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: the steroids, which so he his got wiped out pretty quick.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: So where were you guys staying.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Well, we camped every night until the last You.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Guys were all had poison ivy and we're sleeping three
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: across in the tent.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the tent was not a good tent.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: We got a tent from Walmart. It was thirty dollars.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was a four person tent. It wasn't
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: even a three person tent, just squished in a tent.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Who is that guy? The show hadn't started yet, but
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I was sitting close to Sass and he was so uncomfortable.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna need you to move ten feet
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: away from me.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm fine with Like, if we were gonna if
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: we were in a situation when we were camping, I
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: wouldn't be annoyed. It was that you were sitting next
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: to me and you were grazing my arm.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: I was excited to see you. Yeah, I spent a
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: long time. I was excited to.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: See you too, until you did that. He's tactile, and
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: then I was like, I'm gonna have to go back
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: out to the woods.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Now I'm going through a lot right now.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: How do you think he got ivy? You must have
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: gotten ivy from that. No, you can't. I looked it up.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: It's not contagious, it's not.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: How did you who's up in the middle?
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: We rotated? The middle was the best box. You're the
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: most room, dude, I'm telling you. The tent was so
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: bad that you would be if you were on the side,
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: you'd wake up and the tent was just over your face.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: That sounds like you did a bad job putting it together.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't it be tall?
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: It was taught It was almost bursting.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Was it a triangle or was it a five five sided?
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: It was supposed to be a five sided, but it
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: was much more like a triangle. It was not a
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: good tent at all. But we threw it away on
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: the way home.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Why don't you spend like twice as much on like
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: a little bit better of a tent, because.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: It was just so much money, and no one wanted
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: to spend more money.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Thirty bucks.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Was so much money?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Oh oh oh yeah, but you always have a wallet
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: that's full of so much cash.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but dude, dude, the amount of money that I
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: spent on this trip, it would have been cheaper for
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: me to go to Japan and fly first class next time.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Next time that you guys are doing this, I will
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: send given my friendship with with Bo and Peters I.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: It would be my honor to tent for all.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Me and Francis can pitch in on some like certain essentials,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the same way that like Big Cat sponsors Stu Finer's
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: TV room. Yeah, Coach Doug's garage.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Would be huge.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: I'm sure everyone would appreciate that a lot.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let us cover it and don't let anyone be
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: too proud. I want my boys sleep and tight.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I would have did a dinner for you guys one night, Yeah,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I would. I'll do one trip to Urgent Care. I'll
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: cover either a dinner or urgent If you don't use
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the Urgent Care by the last night, I'll get a dinner.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: All right, That works? That definitely works. We uh camping
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: was camping was fine. We the food was all good.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: There was one night where it was like in the
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: twenties and that was pretty brutal. Yes, that's when you
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: got to sleep full mummy in the in the in
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: the in the sleeping bag there and that that sucked,
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: but it was pretty good. There was one night where
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: we where we folded. We were it like rained all
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: day and everyone was like gassed in our sleeping spot.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Was awful, and we were like we're going into town
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: and we're getting them. We're gonna stay in the motel.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: And then we were driving up the dirt road and
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: we were like this feels pretty bad. And then we
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: pulled over at a different camp spot and just camped there.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, because we were like it's it's gonna be
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: your tails. Yeah, it would be better to stay in
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: the hotel on the last night after we've like completed
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: the trip. Yeah, rather than give up with one night left.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: You guys only allowed yourself one night in a hotel though. Yeah,
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: that's pretty good. I'm impressed with that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was pretty tough that one night. I think
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: everyone was pretty excited to stay in a hotel and
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: then we just because we were the first half of
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: the trip, we were like completely alone. Like there was
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: like maybe one other group camping, and we like didn't
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: really see We saw like two eighty year old dudes
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: who were in the most guy.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: What about the moose guy?
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: No, that was the second half. Got second half of
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: the trip. We like had this campsite that we picked out.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: We drive to it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: It's like I guess it was because fourth of July,
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: but I mean, dude, it was everything was so packed
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: like with like all these like morbidly obese people in
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: r v's you guys, and they were taking up all
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: of the camp spots. So we couldn't find anywhere to go.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: So we ended up staying at this like really shitty
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: area and that's when we were gonna stay in the hotel.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: And then we moved. We found it better. Oh you
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: you didn't get to uh find a comfortable berth in
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: that high end RV camp site filled with morbidly obese people. No,
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: we did, and then we had to slum it to
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: the really shitty area. Yes, exactly, dude. Every camp site
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: was full, Like you'd go and it would just say full.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that was I thought that it was
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: just like, if you can find somewhere to put your tent,
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: it's not I thought.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It was camping. Yea, the outdoors is full. That's literally
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: what it was. Wilderness is full.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everything just said.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Full and uh.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: And so when we were driving to go to the hotel,
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: we were we were shitting on the r V people
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: the whole week, and then when we got we were driving,
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: we were like, they're gonna they're gonna beat us, like
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: they won. And so then we were like, we got
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: a camp We can't we can't give in and go
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: stay in a hotel after we've been shitting on these
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: people for staying in r vs all week.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you guys eat the entire time?
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Uh, We've had fijitas pretty much every single night, literally
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: every single night we had fijitas. Really Yeah, and then
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: it was the easiest thing to make. You just have
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: some sort of meat and then just peppers and onions
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: and tortilla.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: And what was the meat.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: We did chicken or the ground chick beef, and then
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: we did sausage one night.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: There was a lot of It was a damn dude,
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I wish you'd eaten more more browns.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it would have been nice. We had chicken noodle
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: soup and we had ramen.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: How many can you keep in a day?
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: It depends on the river. The the first one, I
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: think it was you could three per person, but had
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: they had to be below sixteen inches okay. And then
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: the second one it was no, couldn't keep anything besides
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: brook trout, and I think brook trout They're just like,
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: take hover money you want.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is gonna come off as hating, and
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want it to because I love you. But
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: when I saw the pictures of the little fish that
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: you had in your.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Hands, it was not a little fish.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I was kind of disappointed because I could still see
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: so much of your hands around the fish. I thought
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: that it would be like I thought you'd be holding
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: it with one hand up like this, yeah, and they
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: you were. You were holding it like uh dude. That
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: that first photo cupping mouthwater, that first photo of.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: The fish that I caught on that posts on Instagram
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: was easily the biggest fish I've ever caught, like, not
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: length like heaviest. It was like the most incredible thing
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: I've ever.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Experienced, Nothing like the kobea we caught.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Oh and not including that, obviously, not including the.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Salt one, not including the other big fish that you've caught.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: But that was like I saw the fish.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: It was rising in this hole.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: It was like six pm and it was rising in it,
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: and I was throwing drive flies and it wasn't taking anything.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: And I switched to a super small dry fly, like
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: this big smart and I cast it out and it
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: hit it and it was like, dude. It fought for
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: like two minutes straight and the whole time I was
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: just like, this is going to get all and then
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: I landed it and it was like the greatest feeling imaginable.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Well that's not yeah, that's not a huge one. I'm
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: talking about the first one.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: The cutthroat.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's a monster.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: That's pretty big.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: That the smile on your face looks like my dog
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: when I throw a peanut butter.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Col It was like the greatest feeling I've ever experienced.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: But so then we stayed in this hotel the last night,
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: and it's like this hotel from like the fucking like
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: eighteen hundred. It's like Teddy Roosevelt stayed there.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, and that's pretty sweet.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Apparently, apparently Joan Rivers. Yeah, she did like a show there. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: it was pretty cools.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Is a fucking that's not like that's not that rugged,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: isn't she She's like a fag hag who fucking like
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: does runway modeling.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: No, no, Joan Rivers is the old old woman who
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: died a couple.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Of who would do red carpet interviews. Yeah, that's what
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: she's famous for. Oh, I thought she was famous for
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: her stand up.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Her stand up is she's probably considered she's considered one
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: of the best, one of the best of all time.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, I guess you know her from the Red Carpet though, Yeah,
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: I guess.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: But I think he's right too. I think she ran
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: in the drag circle and like I didn't know that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know anything about it. I don't really don't
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: know much about her, to be.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Honest, but she's one of the grace of all time. Though,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: tell me about her.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Well, look up best comedians of all time and like
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: she comes up with like George Carlin and.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize you get your comedy knowledge from Wikipedia.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: That's what that's it. Yeah, all of it.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: That's sweet. I like to go to the fucking clubs.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: It was actually pretty funny when we were when we
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: were driving back from Wyoming, they were like, we listened
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: to a podcast and they were like, lit's listen to
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: some stand up and we listened to a Joe List
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: album and then they were like, all right, put on
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: something else. And then I was like, I really I
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: only really listened to like three comedians.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, let me find one, let me
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: find another good album. And I was like, now I
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: really just listened to Louis, Joe List and Chane and
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: the only comedians that I listened to, And Bro, you
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: need to.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Helping up your mind.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: So thet me listen to Patris O'Neil Elephant in the Room.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Elephant in the Room.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Nice, that's a classically holloway. That's angel.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I like it when he goes, would you mind if
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I sniff your chair?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: That's a horny ass special.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: The whole time he says sexual harassment Day is the
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: day before Thanksgiving. You go in, he's like about bringing
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: in the flowers. He's like, I was thinking you could go, uh,
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: you could go suck my dick in the in the
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: storage closet, and she's like no, and he's like, yeah,
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: I messed up. I was getting a vibe that you
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: were like this whole year, I've been waiting for this day.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: It seems like watching that special that he he uh
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: shot that all in one take, it feels like.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this crowd work that is not even
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: crowd work. I mean it's so good.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like so woven to and like he comes
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: back to things and he's like talking to everybody. They
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: do a good job of like having cameras on the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: people that he's talking to too, which is like, I
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: guess they knew he's going to do crowd work.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: It's kind of surprising for her that for how long
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: ago that was, though.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: I know, I love the thing he does about the
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: the animal rescue thing where he's like puppy with a
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: insul in its head. Hi, I'm white lady stuck in
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: a jar. Yeah, it's a good special.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Fucking goat. So they rely on you for entertainment. They're like,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: we gotta get our boy sash for fucking.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Uh or Harry.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Favor never touched that again?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Did that hurt you? Yeah?
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: It's just screaming. Really all take wall takes. It is
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: just one second to activate it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nasty work.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: But yeah, it was a good trip. It was uh,
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: it was very fun. The fishing was the best fishing
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: I've ever done.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the smile on your face actually brings a tear
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to my heart. It was fucking beautiful. How much you got?
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: What made it so expensive? It doesn't sound like it
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: was particularly lavish, was it? The fishing permit? Travel?
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: It was just like the the travel, the like all
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: the gear that we needed, Like I needed to get
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: like a backpack, which was expensive. That sleeping bab is expensive.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: The sleeping pad was expensive. That does sound more expensive
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: than Japan.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't believe it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: No, you go to a fly you go to a
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: fly shop, you just get fleeced. You go and you're like,
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna just need to get one fly.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: That's all I need.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Two dollars, that's all I need. Then you leave and
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: you just dropped six hundred dollars out of nowhere. I
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: think I got me on those sunglasses he's like, he's like, yeah,
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: those are the new Smith chromo pops. They really highlight
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: the reds and the greens. And I was like, yeah,
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: I probably do need to see the reds in the.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Greens a little better, the one color all this time,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: seeing the greens through good sunglasses is an incredible feeling.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Though you're like, is that you to like keep on
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: taking down the sunglasses? Is it this beautiful? Yeah?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Has God made it this beautiful? It was pretty sick
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: having like good sunglas. I've never had good sunglasses before,
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: so it was nice.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: One does that make the green popper are different? I
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: never had the reds really pop?
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: The reds were screaming, what's red?
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Nothing? Rainbow trouts, rainbow trout some red in them?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Were there?
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Did you cut some bows now? Some bows? Rainbows?
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a lot of rainbows.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: How many of those?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I said I caught sixty five.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I actually like where it was.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: It has to have been that or more because I
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: caught Yeah, Cause, like I said, I caught like at
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: least ten fish every day aside for the first day.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Well, so did you catch more bows or browns.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Or the first half of the trip was mostly browns
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: some rainbows, and then the second half was mostly cutthroat
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: and then a couple.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Of rainbows and some bows. Yeah, it's pretty incredible.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I know you had a good time because it made
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: you post on Instagram for the first time in eight months.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: I know that's what I was. Well, the real reason
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: was because I was like, how can I sneak my
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: tour dates into this? And I did?
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: It worked.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Are you really going to have a new show with
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Sidney Wells?
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess. I mean she she hit me up
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: like a couple like a month ago, and she was like,
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: do you want to do a fly fishing series? We
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: would go like five different places in the spring. And
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna not say yes
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: to that.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: I think that's the right thing to do. I think
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: the two of you belong on a river, not the
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: open ocean the way that we were.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what I wouldn't be.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: You're not funny on the ocean.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be opposed to go into the to the
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: salt water either, though.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Well you need me for that. I brought out all ther.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Is funny on the ocean. Francis is saltwater funny?
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: You can tell definitely salt water funny. Yeah, salt life hair, Yes.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Sir, I have been spraying my hair with sea salt spray.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Spray game changer.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: It is really good. What brand I don't actually know.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know. There's one green bottle.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Green bottle in the Yeah, it's not me, it's not
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: my brand.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Actually go with what is it? It's called like.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Mom's hair spray or something like.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: That, so you have women.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Was just.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Someone told me that if I just went swimming in
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: the ocean, I have sea salt spray hair. And I
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: did that a lot, and I did not.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: You can't shower I didn't.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: I stopped showering.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, so then you should have had sea salt hair.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: No, it was chlorine needed hair.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Well, then maybe you were not swimming in the outre.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Mixing bodies of water. Oh okay, Well, if.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: You go swimming in salt water and then you go
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: on chlorine after, it's going to take out the salt.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: What if I went I think I went pool sometimes pool,
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: then then ocean, and then you would have had saltwater.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: It wasn't the way I needed it to be, so
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I still had to add more sea salt spray.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: You can't have enough. I just grind salted my hair.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really taking salt out.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Just get some Himalayan pink, slap it on like a steak.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Grub it into my scalp. It's my best choice. Let
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: it looks good, Francis. That's that man talk hair.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: It's good hair. It's coming in. It's uh. I haven't
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: quite figured out what to do with it, but yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: it's been. It's been a real chore.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: It was. It was hanging down before you just ran
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: your hands through it. It was hanging down like you're
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: in friends.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's that's what it's like.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: A nice matt LeBlanc.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I saw Joe Burrow on part of my take and
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: he had a little strand dance, and I thought to myself,
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: I want that. Yeah, I want Joe Joey b you
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: can have it. You can.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You could take it from him.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Let's do Ron and Japan, should we?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk mon talk.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I think I'm the worst. I deserve to go last.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: My story is the least interesting.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think it is. Let's just tease it with
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo, let's just say we're going to be
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: talking to DiCaprio in a second.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: I'm talking to Capacus.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: He's executive producer of Francis Special. Yeah, Scorsese shot it I.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Asked him at at the party and he said, no doubt.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Of course, I've been hoping you as send me the script,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I'll read it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: And then he goes, how much ketamine do you have?
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: And I was like, enough to kill a horse.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: And it's mostly fenton. All though it's mostly tasty, tasty fentanyl.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that fentanyl has been fucking taking people
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: out for this long. Prince. They got Prince with fentanyl. Yeah,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: when did he die?
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Has to be like eight years ago.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think it was that long ago.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: There's more recent than that.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I think it was formed at the SNL fortieth anniversary.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: And the fiftieth anniversary is next year.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: That's nine. But he had plenty of energy at the fortieth.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he had plenty of energy when he died.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: He was getting sleepy well because yeah, because.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: He's all right at the mouth of.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Death at the press tell that at the fortieth anniversary
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: party hit he was nowhere near fencanyl at that point.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: SaaS, if you go to the fiftieth anniversary party, will
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: you do fentanyl?
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Absolutely?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: If everybody's doing it?
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Me and Lauren, you Lauren railing lines of fent You
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: do beers.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do beers in the last one and then
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: at this next one, like Rihanna's underwear line. But I
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: can talk about your pan. Yeah, le's talk about Oh
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: fucking it was so fucking awesome.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, was it really hot?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: A lot of people said, like, dude, don't go at
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: this time of year because it's so hot.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: I had to hold myself back from making the comment
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: of I've been told not to go in July because
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: of how hot it is, because I knew you'd already booked,
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: and I didn't want to put.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: That in your mind. It was not so hot that
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have gone.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Amazing it was.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I thought that was I thought that that was overblown.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: I thought that that was very over When they say
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: it's that hot, what do they mean, Like it's like
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Death Valley hot?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Like ninety six feels like one oh six? Was it?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Like the last couple of days were very hot. That's
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: pretty hot, But like, uh, I wore pants the entire time.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, as you should, as I should.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: That's respectable.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: And I was judging the people that were wearing shorts.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: It's so ridiculous. Don't wear pants when you don't wear
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: shorts when you when you're a tourist.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: That's what they say. They say, like when you go
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: to France and you have like if you a baseball
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: hat or shorts on, they know you're a marriage Take.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Yourself seriously, it's shorts. It's the next thing. There's a
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: clip and we'll get to run. Of course, this clip
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: of the fact that we had. It was Tommy Smokes,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Dane of Beers, Glennie Balls, and Eddie were in Tampa
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: and they went to the like one of the nicest
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: steakhouses in Tampa, and three of the four of them
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: were wearing shorts.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Guess I'm gonna go Eddie, Glennie who was dant tom Eddie, Glenny, Tommy.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: No, and I'm I'm surprised you got this wrong. Just
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: pick the most overweight people.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but I could have seen Tommy wearing pants.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: That would have made sense. Tommy did wear pants or shorts.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: I could have seen them wearing shorts as well. Point
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: is they put them in like it was one of
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: the funniest videos you know they had. They had like
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: they had like donor pants and of course they're all the.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Fattest sizes imaginable because fat people keep showing up to
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: this steakhouse in shorts and they don't want to discriminate
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: it against them, so they give them size fifty waist pants.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised they didn't have just extensions for their shorts. Yeah, yeah,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: that they can pull on the zippers, just clip these
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: on the dress pants.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Just pleated extensions that they throw in the bottles, like
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: hand one basketball shorts on the top and just khakis
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: on the bottom.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: They should, dude, I can't believe that. I mean, I
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: guess in Florida they do have fat people though, like
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: they're yeah, sure do yeah. In Japan they don't have them. No,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: they don't have them.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Wyoming, everyone's fat, really a lot of fat people. Phie,
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: you'd stop, and because everyone just gets pie for like
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: you go, No, I'm serious, dude, I'm serious. I had
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: a great I'm not even kidding. We everywhere you go
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: in Wyoming, they're like, all right, and what kind of
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: pie do you want? You're like, what you mean? It's
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: an eight a m. I don't need pie and ice
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: cream pie. I had pie the last night. The pie
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: was unbelievable. I got a blueberry pie with some ice
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: cream unbelieve.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: What's your guys favorite pie?
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Strawberry rubb that's a great one, especially with the crumbly top.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I want the crumble.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: It's probably apple or blueberry or key lime, pecon pecan
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: for me, which is barely a pie because there's not it's.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Not a fruit. An energy bar almost.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's a trail mix for breakfast and nature Valley,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: which is probably that's what they're doing out in Wyoming.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Oh no, it's everywhere you go. You get a coffee,
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: what kind of pie do you want?
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: And is it like it's a it's not a see,
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: it's a plate, a plate of the large pie.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: They're going generously.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: They make a full pie and they go, this will
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: be two people.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: It was Japan is such a It was such an
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: orderly place. Everything was like you ride an escalator, everybody's
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: far to the left. Like you walk outside, everybody's fucking quiet. Yeah,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: you get to a crosswalk and nobody crosses the street.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Every nobody jaywash and it's fucking so orderly. Everybody is
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: just like in cohesion as a culture. And I think
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: it's like there's hard rules against things like that. Like
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I went out to some district and they said it's
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: five years in prison for graffiti, and they're like prosecute.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: It was like big signs saying you're getting locked up.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: And I went through the most wanted list in Japan
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: and it's like murder, murder, murder, violation of the traffic down.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Murder, murder.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Literally the fourth most wanted person like walked into.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Roll the stop side.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Littering and they went on the land for the rest
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: of their life. They had to like get in the
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: high speed chase and live in the wilderness of Japan
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: because it was so fucked But as soon as I
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: got there to my hotel, within five minutes, I'm sitting
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: in the lobby of this fucking beautiful hotel in downtown Tokyo,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Kanye West walks.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Out of the Yeah you said that, I forgot about that.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Kanye West just walks out of the elevator fucking with
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: his two kids and his uh big titated wife and
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: they go to the fucking elevator to like go down
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: and like go out for the night. It just like
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: he's just like chilling in Japan.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: Did you say hi?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: No, I was like checking in.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: You guys are really on the same travel schedule.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: On the same travels. This is the second hotel experience
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: where I've been at the same hotel as Kanye West.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Just ran into Kanye.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: So you were staying at a pretty nice hotel I'd assume.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't as nice as Wyoming, expensive.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: As Kanye West out of the Big Horn.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were probably spending more at that walmart on
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: on a tent and your your mattress topper. It was
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: fucking it was this beautiful hotel. The first night you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: just kind of like like it was so jet lagged.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't do ship, just h at the hotel bar
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: and fucking like walked from a block around the block
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: and like went to sleep. The next morning, I woke
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: up like so fucking energized, went to the gym. I'm like,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking crush this trip. Go to the gym,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: get him to work out him right away, Like first
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: first one there at the morning, six am. I was
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: like fucking ripping it at the gym. And afterwards, I'm like,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the fucking pool. I asked for
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: like a sauna and they're like, okay, we'll take you
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: to where the sauna is and I got there in
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: this like gay Japanese guys like, let me give you
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: a tour, and he's like, uh, they would have the there.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: No, that guy is the sixth most wanted.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I'm on the lamb. Don't tell anyone, and uh, you
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: know there's a stronghold of gay folk out there. But
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: they're like, take you through there, like, let me give
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you a tour. And they're like, it's actually a steam
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: room that you go to, and there's also a traditional onset,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: which is a bath, and they're like the only thing
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: is you have to be naked to get in there. Damn.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: And you've heard of.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: This, no, But I like where it's going.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: And so I fucking I'm like, all right, Like, if
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the steam room, I go in,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: and I fucking stripped down, and I fucking go into
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: the traditional bath and who's in there, fucking ass naked
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: in the bath? Fucking Kanye, are you kidding?
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Is this is this like your Jake Jones story?
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Nick floating at the top like a booie listening to
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: a book on tape of the forty eight Laws of Power.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: It was fucking.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anything, like I tried to make conversation
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: with him. I was like, I submitted music to like
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Jeff Basker in like two thousand or like, is this
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: you're You're really true? I submitted music to Jeff Basker.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I believe that, and I told it to be like
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: didn't want to hear it or whatever. Yeah, but yeah,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: his dick's just floating on the top of the water.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: It was insane. Fly he was dryly. I don't even
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: counted as a fucking hit. It was just so uh
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: every part of it was like their bars, I think
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: are better than our bars. All the bars are just
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: like six people and they have like fucking themes and
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: shipped to this.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: It's like, what is it like in the videos where
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: it's like all super tight.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: It's all super tight, like you go to these like
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: drunk alleys and ship like that, and it's just like
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: there's literally two seats in some of the bars and
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: it's all of them in a row. It's just two seats,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: like they're drinking. Culture is better, you're just getting fucked up.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: It made me wish that we had like themed bars
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: in New York that there was.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Like they're all sports dam bars.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, like just like.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: They have Barstool Tokyo out there.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I was getting.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: High noon. They just hired their new bartender Poa. They
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: were saying that.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I should bring back one of the because in a Kyoto.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I went to a traditional Geisha dinner and uh Caleb
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: was asking how it was. He's like, dude, you got
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: to bring back the geisha as a as an intern.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Just get barstool Geisha.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Geisha.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking interesting just having dinner with a
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: geisha through like an interpreter. She was just like telling
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: us about her like culture, and I think that most
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: American gay culture is stolen from Geisha culture. Like even
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: like the way she's talking. It's just like, yeah, I
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: go to Starbucks and like on like my one day
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: off a month, it just has this like gay undertone.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: That's It's just everything about it was so fucking interesting.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Twenty thousand steps a day for sure, just walking around.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I believe you to compare apsy, No, I believe you exactly.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: You don't want to fucking see the smoke.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: They break break it down really quick. You did you
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: did how many days in Tokyo? I did?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I think five days in Tokyo. One day I went
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: to like the countryside. How was that fucking nuts?
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, looks sick. They've got skiing there.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's out on them islands, though. You got
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: to go like off the mainland, I think to do
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: the skiing out really well.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I went through Nagano where the ninety eight okay, like
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: the train went passed through Nagano to this place called
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Kaga Hunsen, where I went and stayed at this traditional royakon,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: and like it's it's you're living like they did in
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the like fifteen hundreds out there, and they're just giving
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: you food that is not even food, Like they're giving
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: you just like eighteen courses of like goo and like
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: tofu and shit like that, like just giving you chopsticks
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: to eat it with. But I'll tell you what, dude,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: it solved my microbiome. The ships that I've been taking
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: are fucking perfect, dude, river trouts. They are just unbelievably
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: double tapered, unbelievable fucking turds.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: And I think that's the cure to like bad summer problems,
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: just going on vacation, just changing your diet completely because
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: I'm shitting just logs really for the first time in
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: a decade. It's incredible.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know how this has happened, but I'm so
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: appreciative that about the turds that are.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: Coming out of my butt, all of my hemorrhoids have
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: receded back into there, sucked back into nature.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Pure.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: That's the way to cure it is I think it
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: really is nice. I don't think that because I as
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I was going out there, I was like, oh my god,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: blue zones. I'm going to be living a blue zone lifestyle.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I just have to switch my diet to this permanently.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think I could switch it to that permanently.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Why because by the time I got to the last
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: place I went was Kyoto for like four days or uh.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: And by the time I was in Kyoto, I was like,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: give me a cheeseburger. Yeah, there's still the cheeseburgers that
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I got out there were insane.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Did get out there.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Pizza was very good, not as good people like it's
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: as good as New York. It's not as good as
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: New York. But the burgers were better than any burger
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I ever tasted.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: What are you saying, did you go to McDonald's.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one night we went to McDonald's, Like we went
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: out late night in Shinjuku, just like going to fucking
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: karaoke and shit like that, and went to McDonald's.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: It was good.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Was it the same?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: I'm always curious about that. I like to see what
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: the foreign what like the American food is like in
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: foreign countries.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Like the I mean there were KFC's, Burger Kings, McDonald's everywhere.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I tell you, it was pretty much the same.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I was pretty trash by the time I was eating McDonald's.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Did you guys go to one of the live band
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: karaoke places? I've heard those are fun. We didn't.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: It was just like it was like basically everything it
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: just goes up, like the eighth floor has something cool
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: on it out there. So we just went to like
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: a third floor karaoke place and like a strip mall.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Just some guy had perfect English and like checked us in.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: It was just fucking great, very little crime, very little
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: homeless business.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Well what they just kill you. There were a couple
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: of homeless. No, there are some homeless out there. They
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: hadn't been caught yet.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Honestly, it made me think like should we be killing
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: the homeless.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Did you see any of like the business dudes sleeping
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: on the street.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: There were some tanks like businessmen like stumbling around, but
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: that's their culture.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they sleep on the street. And then people like, don't.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: People bring tuck them in? Yeah, they put like they'll
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: pull their coat and make sure that they're covered and yeah,
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: you know, make sure they're comfortable.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Because drinking with your boss and drinking with your clients
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: is like part of the culture out there. And if
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: you refuse to drink with your boss, you're supposed to
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: work eighteen hours every day, drink with your boss for
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: four hours, and then sleep on the street for two
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and then.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: Go right back to work.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. A very good friend of mine works for Bank
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: of America and he's been there for a long time,
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: and they have a big office in Tokyo. So he
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: goes to Japan every year, Bank of Tokyo, and he
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: said that, like they'll go to the office and do
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: a presentation for why what did that mean?
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: Just because it is called Bank of America and in Tokyo.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Nice riff. I don't know. I'm not going I'm not
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: going good riff on that. And they're the the office
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: out there gets excited when they're coming because it's you know,
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: American businessman and they like roll out the red carpet,
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: the gift exchange, all this stuff, and then they all
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: go out and I think that they just that is
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: like a big moment for them to get really drunk,
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: the people from their office.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: The hospitality is insane. Yeah, everybody is so hospitable. When
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you walk into a store, they're like simas, which I
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: think is you get into a cab as.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: They have to sing it like that.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: That's how and that's how it's like like thank you.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: It's like basically they're saying thank you before you get
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: like as you walk in and as you leave, you
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: sayimas or they'll say sima's.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: You say, do they get mad you start saying it?
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they'll always say it after you. So you
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: could say it five times, they'll say it six. They
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: always have to be the last one saying the zama.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Even the first day that I went out that night
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: when I just walked around before I got into the
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: traditional on Send with Kanye, I fucking walk past like
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: groups of dudes who are drinking on the street and
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: they're just bowing to each other. They're just like like
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: they're like going nose down on a keyboard. It was
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: just all of them just bowing back. The more respect
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: it was so respectful. Like as we get into the
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: hotel episode, the hotel elevator, like they're just bowing at us,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: throwing bows around. It's so fuck. I was bowing back.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I was getting a hands I was trying.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: They probably have very strong backs.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: You put your hands at your sides. Yeah, so so
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: it's like a concert bow. That's it.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: That's not near that's how you did it. That's not
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: low enough.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Is that right? At that speed? I would have gone faster.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: I would have gone faster and lower.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: But sometimes I sometimes I just lower my head. Yeah, well,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: well they'll throw it back at you if it's the
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: same same thing.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: I think it's supposed to be. I think there were
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: a couple there were a couple that I go hands behind.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: I think that's racist. That's a curtsy.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: That's probably I think.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: Uh. I think you're supposed to go like to the
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: lowest point you can before you tip over.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: What that's the ultimate specing for everybody?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: Like if you saw like the President of Japan, Prime minister,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: the Prime Minister you're going to your head is touching
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: your knees.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing downward dog from The.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: Former prime minister was shot with a three D printed guns. Yeah,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: it was like one of the first gun desks. It
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: was a major political assassinations that the country's had.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was pretty recent.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't too long ago.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: It was two years ago.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I read an article that was that is that
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: as as countries go, as democracies go, Japan's general satisfaction
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: with their political leaders is very high. And it's not
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: necessarily because they like them all. It's just because they
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: all don't care. I could see that a lot of
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: them don't even know who their elected officials are really.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: And I'm not talking about like dumb people. I'm talking
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: people just like they don't they have a general idea
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: and they're like, look, there's not much I can do
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: about it, so whatever, and they don't know, and they
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: just like they're not that politically engaged. They don't worry
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: about voting records, like you know, we talk about like
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: why doesn't Nancy Pelosi released the stocks that she's fucking whatever.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: They don't none of that matters.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: That's not the discourse they're just moving through respect hard.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Having that level of like indifference, that'd be nice.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I would respect the hell out of it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a peaceful way to go through life.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: There's like, as far as their political candidates there are
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: on street corners, they'll have like basically a bulletin board
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: and it has all their faces with equal space, and
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: it's just like politician politician. One guy's in like his
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: surgeon outfit or something like that, and then on every
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: one of them there's one guy running for office who's
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: just dressed up like Jim Carrey in the mask face
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: the yellow thing, with like three women around him. It
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: really was exactly that, and that it was like intentional,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: it wasn't like accidental. But everything's so orderly, even like
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: there's this area Shinjuku where it's all fucking basically I
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: couldn't tell if it was whorehouses, but it's like these
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: like girls outside and like these like little cute outfits
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: and shit like that, trying to get people into their
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: businesses like a late night and they're trying to and
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: it's like these companionship bars. But not only are there
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: girls outside, there's dudes on billboards. So there's companionship bars
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: for the women out there, and so women get you
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: a be is that because they work so much?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: Isn't there a probable talent said something about that.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: It makes sense on our podcast there's like companionship bars
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: and like cuddle bars. But I was like trying to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: look into it, and I think that the women get
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: so addicted to the companionship bars and they wind up
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: spending so much money that they have to turn to
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: a life of prostitution. Often, like they they start pouring
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: themselves out because they've tried so hard to like get
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: in good with the companions and they buy Gucci bags
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: because they think they treat you better at the companionship
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: bars if you're rich or present as rich. It was
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: so fucking But even that like area of talent is
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: very orderly, Like there's just a natural like mutual respect
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: to it. I don't know, I just uh, I came
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: back more respectful. I don't even talk shit anymore, no
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: on anybody now. It's so nice.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: I noticed that immediate we'll break you. We'll break you.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Think you you got me back to talking, We'll.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: Get you back. H Did you think that your was
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: five days the right amount of time to spend in Tokyo.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Do you do you wish you'd done less?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Definitely, definitely not less.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you need that much time there.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: I could have spent so long in Tokyo. I want
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: to go back so badly already. All Right, there's so
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: much to do. There's so many pockets, there's so many areas. Yeah,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: different restaurants. I wanted to try, different foods I wanted
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: to try. There's just it's just everywhere. There's something everywhere.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: There's just cool streets. There's streets are just so much
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: cooler than ours, little alleys that you can go down,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: just random ass alleys. And I've heard it's not the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: best place to live. I heard it's a better place
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: to visit.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: It's not like I'm saying I'm gonna fucking live in Japan.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: But it exceeded my expectations so much in a couple
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: of ways. One like, I went to France a couple
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: of years ago on a summer vacation. I was like, yeah,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I don't have any like funni or cool stories because
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: like it, it just was pretty and beautiful and nothing
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: like funny or interesting happened. And this wasn't like that
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: There was so much.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: It was just so funny and like weird and like individual.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: But also when I was growing up, like I really
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: thought that people who like went to Japan are like
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: I wanted to go to Asia badly. I thought that
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: they were almost like fetishists. It's like you're like, what
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: are you fucking into fucking pixelated porn. It's like a
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: fucking weirdo type of thing, and it just like it's
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: it's just a whole different frontier of travel that I was. Uh,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just so excited about. It was just so
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: fucking cool. There's so much that I feel like I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: barely scratched the surface.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Did you go to the Logan Paul Forest? Uh?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fucking awesome.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Act I guess that wouldn't really be one you like
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: write that into the it. We're gonna have suicide Forest.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: It's gonna take a three hour train to the suicide Forest.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awesome, cool.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Sounds super sick. Yeah, it was the best food you
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: had the whole time.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Like we went to like a really like there's a
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: lot of places you have to like wait in line
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: for like really good food. Spots, there's like nothing you
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: can do. Like I tried to get good reservations, so,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I had a transformative eating experience at this
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: place called, uh, what the fuck was it called? I
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: don't know, you're not gonna remember it, it doesn't matter.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: But it was basically an hour outside of Tokyo where
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I was just like in the wilderness and it was
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: just so fucking beautiful and posted a video of it
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: on my Instagram story. But it's just like it felt
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: like old Japan. There's like a red bridge and like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: you just slide open this individual door where you're they're
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: bringing you all their courses and it was just like
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: so fucking cool and peaceful, but that's where you're eating
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: these weird foods and shit like that. The place where
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed the food the most was like that. It
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: was just like one place where they only serve the
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: exact same thing every single time, and you can get
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: a small, medium, or large portion of it. And it
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: was just rice with like an egg on top and
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: some kind of like uh like grilled pork, and it
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: was just fucking incredible.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: It sounds awesome.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking tasty. Yeah, you need to get
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: some of this ship.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: What the fun was? It called get some food Better.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: It was called ya zu kayo Zulicho.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I know that, Yeah, I actually
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: heard of that one.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Andyma was the one out in the in the wilderness.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Guy.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Did they really? I thought that we've talked in Japanese
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: voices on this podcast before and I'm gonna I was like,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna be like, this
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: is racist. There are people who not only talk like that,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: we're doing like a muted version of what they're There's
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: people who and I knew people would think I was
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: fucking around. I was voice recording people that I overheard
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: at bars. The last night. I went to this bar
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: in Kyoto that has like no electricity. It was so
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: fucking cool, but uh, there's like just the exact dude
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you're thinking of, like this shaved head like Japanese guy,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: and I was just voice recording him because I was like,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: people will think that I'm just being racist story Japanese.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: No, I believe it. I mean I've had drivers where
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: they talk like that and you're like, oh, it's not
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: a joke, it's actually what they sound like. It was.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: It's like a manly representation of what a voice is.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I can, if you can hear
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: it on the on the voice recording.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: I learned all that from playing video games.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Fucking oh, he's cookie monster. That's how they say yes
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: out there, and I couldn't stop saying it.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: So want to say.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: Somewhere with a good with a good sounding language. It
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: sounds good. Iceland was a disaster.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: It sounds like they're in Rewe's throat. It sounds like
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: someone's playing or reverse. Iceland was.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Feathers in their mouth.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you go to a bar and you feel like
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: you need to like like noise canceling headphones, you get
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: a headache.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I went to the one place I was like buying
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: because they I took out. I thought you were just
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: gonna need cash. The whole time, you didn't need cash.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: So by like the last couple of days, their currency
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: is dipped like every day. It's just fucking as weak
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: as it's been in like maybe thirty five years, thirty
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: eight years or something like that. Good time to go
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: to Japan, for sure. But I was like spending money, uh,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: like trying to just get rid of it because if
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I convert it back in the US, I'm getting even
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: worse conversion rate. And so I walked up and like
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: was buying just some random ship at the store and
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: like pulled out the water catch and the guy's like, oh, bitch,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Like what what you just called me? And I called
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: my wife over and I like bought something else, and
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: he was like a big bitch. What the hell? I
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: thought that it was just like L to R, but
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: there's a B t R O rich, yeah, rich. But
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I like made her like listen again just to be
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: like I didn't mishearing that. Right, He's called me a.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: Bit, yeah, like a big bitch. That's so funny.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: But he said it like so respectfully that even if
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: he was calling me a bitch. But no one, no
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: one is disrespectful, no one, Like there's no cab driver.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: That was just like like fuck you, Like I'm not
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: going there like even like scoffs at you or anything.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: It's always the ship talking. Must be unreal out there,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: do you think so you can't just.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Bottle up all that.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: I think they do, bro.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I think I think it's the Buddhism. I think that
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: they're all.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Your face on a dart.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Board me. It wouldn't be funny if they were just
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: calling me a bitch and trying to like fuck with me,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Like no, no, you bitch. We used to do that
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: with my my boss when I worked at the Old Alehouse.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: You just call him balls, like oh hey, balls, Yeah
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: he you think we were calling him boss, but we're
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: just calling him balls like a ball sag.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: It's a classic.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: That is a class that you guys could use that.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Where was a there was like a.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: Lunch lady in my high school, middle school, and she
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: was she couldn't hear anything, and you just people would
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: just say insane ship to her and she'd be like, oh, yeah,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: for sure. I remember one time one of my one
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: of my friends like, yeah, it's raining cats and cocks
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: out there today, was like, oh yeah, big time, dude.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: They also love they love to hear that people are
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: from New York.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: That doesn't surprise me. I feel like that's like if
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: you're not an American, that's probably like it's probably New
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: York in LA.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: It's really New York. Yeah, and that's true of like
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: a lot of countries. Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: The one thing like or there's a lot of things
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't get to do in Tokyo. I didn't get
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: to go to any like jazz bars because their jazz
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: is obviously amazing out there. So when I went to Tokyo,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to every jazz bar I
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: could find, and I went to a ton of them,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: and there was one called Beatle Momo Jazz Bar, and
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: on the wall inside the bathroom, they're like, I love
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: New York. I hope to go to New York someday.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I want to open a bar in Brooklyn. I like
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: love Brooklyn. The last time I went to Brooklyn's, this like,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: please like start a conversation with me about Brooklyn from
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: the owner and he's just putting that on the wall
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: and so like I couldn't wait to bring it up
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: to him and just like talk for a half hour
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: about it. And then after that we go to like
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: more of a clubby place and they like the DJ
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: is like spinning shit and he puts on like you're
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: from New York crazy, just so excited about New York's city.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: They should come here.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: It sucks, yeah, exactly. They must think that. I mean
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: that's probably there's some probably some Japanese podcasters be like
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: it was incredible.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't want to lift up.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious. It was.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: It was an awesome trip and I would recommend it
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: so strongly to anybody who's even like considering a little
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: bit of it. Flights were not it is not that
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: not that hard to get to. Wasn't that bad?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: Is there layovers from Detroit?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Layover and there's probably straight you can go to Detroit
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: and then go I went to Detroit and then I
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: flew back through Minneapolis, and it was Those flights were
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: not bad at all. The train is so easy to
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: get to, like different cities fast.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Take the Bullet train like that movie.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like that movie. You had to
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: fight from the back of the train to the front,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: but it's a very easy fight.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a reverse Rosa Parks.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Even the people out there who are barstool fans were
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: very disrespectful.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how much it does.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: On the bite. Everybody know the rule. Everybody know rule.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: They try they like try their best with thinks, but
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Google Translate makes everything so easy.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: How how what percentage of people everywhere you went was
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: there someone that spoke English or did that not? Was
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: that not the case? Like every city or every establishment,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Like if you went to a nice restaurant, was there
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: someone or did you have to do the Google Translate
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: for everything?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: No, there was pretty much almost always someone, and there
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: were a couple of places, but like Google translates. It's
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: like if you're in a drug store or something, maybe
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: you need Google Translate. But it was so easy. And
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: there Google translated something where you just take a picture
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: of the words and it in real time.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: Damn translates it for That's pretty crazy.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: It was fucking sweet.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: It's so weird how other countries feel like they're like
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: built for Torre. It like they they know that people
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: are going to be coming there, and they like make
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: things that make it easier for Taurusts. In America, it's
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: just English everything.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that too. But in the airport, I
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: was like noticing that in the Detroit airport there's like
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Japanese in a lot of places. Maybe it was just
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: because that's what the Japanese terminal or where they're always
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: flying to Japan. Probably they made it a little bit easier. Actually,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I brought back some oh here, I brought back I
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: don't know if you guys want to muck bang right now,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: or we can do it at the end.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: I'd love a muck bang, but I brought.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: I brought back a ton of Japanese candy for the boys.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: That's what I was hoping.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I brought back some Japanese candy for the fellas. And
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: actually I brought this back for you, Francis. I didn't
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: know you're doing the sea salt spray.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Cock grease extra hard. You're not wrong. I need this.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: No, it's it's hair product, I know.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: Oh well, you can keep that.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: You don't want the extra hard. I couldn't believe it.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: It's cock grease. That's hilarious. Cock grease. You're hard with
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: two x'es too. Are you sure this is not for
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: your cock?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: I'm positive it's not for the cock, even though there
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: were I mean, the same grocery store where you get that,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: they have like full on like there's a section of
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: the store for flesh lights.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's sound surprising. So I don't know.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Should we Should we muck bang at the end?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: Should we let you keep it up all day?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Try it? You'll like it pretty good. It's a good
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: yag nice.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Say what you want about the Japanese They got a
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: great sense of humor.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: No, they actually do. And in uh in Osaka there's
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: like if you do a gun signed, if you do
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: a like a finger gun to someone in Osaka, they
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: have to like pretend they're dying.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Really, I swear to god, dude, how did you figure
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: this out?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: There's videos on it. It's it's it's like so they
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: prove that they have like a good sense of humor,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: like and you get like laughed out of society.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Imagine you're having like a bad day and you're coming
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: home from work and some tourists hits you with the
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: gun sign you have like fuck is you can point
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: at anyone from Osaka and if you point and shoot.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: Bang, they'll act like they got hit with the gunshot.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: They're like they'll go with.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: A bit.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: Old ladies.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: You can tell very quickly who is like hardcore Osakan.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 8: But if they can recognize a bit and then like
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 8: they just write it my version is the matrix like always.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Like it's like it's a it's a bit town. So
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: they actually do have a great sense of humor. I
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: know you were trying to make fun of them, but
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: they but what are gone with the bit?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Going along? With the bit. That's pretty good. I like that.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: In New York, if you get someone the gun sign,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: they'll kill you. They'll just murder you on the street.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you do it to a cop, yeah, I
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: sell you a gun.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so should we? Let's I guess, wait till the
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: end to go through all these because it'll probably should
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: be shitty to be. It's almost all gummy candy that
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Francisco go and what do we have?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Maybe we save my recap for the next episode you
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: want to, Yeah, I think that's the right thing to do.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: We'ren out an hour twenty Blessed the people, though, it's
• 1:18:12
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  Speaker 5: It's up to you if you want to talk about it, Okay,
• 1:18:15
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  Speaker 5: Hey, what's going on there?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: Pal?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: Ark, I know you guys.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's awesome around. Definitely, high praise for Japan.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: Much praise Harry Hi.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Everybody should go.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get there as soon as I possibly can.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I know, I feel bad because I look, he stole
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: it from you.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: And I'm I think it's also like, you know, the
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: place that is the cool place everyone knows, like the
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: yen is really weak right now and this is the
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: time to go and like, you know, there's a high
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: what would you call it, drawl to Japanese culture right now,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: and like there's you know, their clothing, their food, everything.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: It just seems to be like peaking.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: That's trying to actually peaking.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I go ahead. I went to Montalk, which
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: I hadn't been to in a while, and I went
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: to the sort of d just do like a Hampton's,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: you know. Week went and stayed with two of my
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: friends and bounced around and had an absolute ball and
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: it was pretty low key, just like playing with their
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: kids and really enjoying myself. They have an awesome house,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: they're really good people, and uh was awesome. And then
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: one night I went to a party and uh, I
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: was totally out of my element.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: What kind of party are we talking about?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: Pull in and there's a valet guy. It's at a house,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: but there's a guy telling you, like pull up here,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: I'll take your car, or like go pull up on
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: that hill if you don't have a nice enough car.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: So is that Yeah? Is everybody rich?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Like that's going there?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Like there's a lot of g wagons. That seems to
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: be the car that everyone's driving.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: Damn, that's a pricey car, it is.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: I think it's close to.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: Between like one. Yeah, it's like they're like one twenty
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: to two hundred.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So I parked my own car obviously.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: Like a Flintstone character, and I think you're clocking in
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: for your shift.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: And then I hiked down the hill and uh, and
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: then there was a guy.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Then then you have to go to a gate and
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: how'd you get into the party?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: I was with a couple of people, one of whom
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: was on the list and had like plus ones.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: So it was that kind of part. It wasn't just
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: like a house party where you just can show up.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we had to pull out our ideas to
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: verify that we the people we were saying we were
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: crazy what And I was like, there's no chance I'm
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: getting in. This is going to be humiliating. But I
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: was with people who had plus ones and like, thank god.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: So then you go in and I'm walking around trying
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: to get my bearings.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Can I ask how they got plus ones? Or like
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: who do you have to know you just know the
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: person who's throwing it?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: Or do you I think that's how they have to
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: you have to have your agent book you it.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's how it was. And we were
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: floating around and you know, it's I don't really know
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: how to describe it. It's like a party where probably
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it's the opposite of OSAKA, like having
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: fun and looking goofy and doing bits is not what
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: you're supposed to do.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: You're just looking cool.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: It's meant you're meant to be stonefaced and stoic and
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: withdrawn and aloof and.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Like that's how I feel like LA parties are.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it very much felt like that you have to
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: keep an appearance. But I tried to counteract that by
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: being overly friendly and approaching people and introducing myself as
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: though I was like at a professional networking event, like
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: I was at a career services fair for my college
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: with my name tag on, like, Hi, I'm so in,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: it's nice to meet eat, what's your zodiac sign? And
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: kind of just taking the piss and having a good
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: time with that. Ultimately, met some pretty good people. And
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: then Andrew Schultz came in with his whole crew, and
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: I went and said hi to him, and that was great.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: And then it was like people saw me hanging out
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: with him, so they started treating me better. Really, it's
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: just one of those things.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: It was that kinetic value or cometicus.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're social climbing pure like validation. So then
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: one of the girls I guess who was like hosting
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: the party is also a DJ go figure and she
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: was going to do her set, and so the whole
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: staff all of a sudden started hurting everybody down into
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: the basement. To call it a basement is a disservice
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: to basements. This was a how many glass structure beneath
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: the house.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: It was all glass.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is crazy, And it was huge.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: And there was another bar down there with like three bartenders.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: And and are you tipping bartenders?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: I certainly didn't. I didn't feel the need. I didn't
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: think they needed it.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're wealthy.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: They was in their jar and I thought they're set.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: The three loose one dollar bills that I have aren't
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: going to move the needle as a back to the
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: g wagons. Yeah, they were. Yeah, they were people going
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: band for band bills in there.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: They're probably going for MS.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: At one point I tried to go upstairs just to
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: explore the house, and there was a guy at the
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: top of the stairs and said I needed a separate
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: wristband for access to the.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Other cocaine rooms. Yeah, And I was like, do you
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: have a powder white wristband?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I was like I don't. I just wanted to
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: take a peek. And he's like, trust me, I wish
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: I could.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: He's like, I want to take a peak too. They
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: just got me standing here.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so part of the house had different you were,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: you know, credentials required to explore.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Diddy's up here fucking some kids.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there's a whole What would you if you
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: got around the scar yard and there's just like seventy
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: children upstairs.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: I would have I would have snuck them out like
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: it was handmade's tail and freedom.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would have Schindler's listed them out. I wish
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I could have saved more kids.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they scroll free.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Cats the jar downstairs.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: All these kids my nikes half a cat. That's what
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: people keep on saying about that white party. They're like
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: They're like, there's gonna be documentaries about what's happening at
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: everybody love. It's like it seems like it's just a party.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, dude, people are like, I fucking hate
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Michael Rubin. Look at the sadness behind his eyes, Like
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: that's a guy who just wants to social climb but
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: realizes that he'll always be a loser. He was in
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: high school. It's like, I'm pretty sure there's just a
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: random screenshot you took for the video, like the sadness
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: in his eyes what Like he's.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: Just playing touch football on the beach with the entire
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: Pro Bowl squad.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: Like yeah, it's like and Tom Tom Brady and Joe
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: Burrown slant routes for fucking The funniest one though, who
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: pro corp to be there is fucking DeMar Hamlin though
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: he was there.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like him.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: They have a nurse with him.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Probably if he plays touch football, he can fucking touch god.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: Uh. But so so you went down to the base
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: and then uh, she starts doing her music And I'm
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: gonna be honest with you, I was in tranced. It
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: was amazing. It was all like house but with melody.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: You know, it wasn't too deep. It was like so
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: it was real DJ transitions made sense.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: She just had a great playlist.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, could have been. I don't know. I think I've
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: gotten to a point because I went to the and
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: it went to the surf Lodge like two days before
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: that for another day of nonsense, and a Lesso was
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: there performing and he's a big time DJ. It's like
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: a stadium, and he had John Summitt join him for
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: a little bit. I don't know who was like one
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: of the rising stars of that world is unreal and yeah, yeah,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: I want to know where you are. I got this
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: fee and I want to know where Yeah, yeah, that's him.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: He just sold out, like.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Ah, yes, yes, Alex.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: I thought Alex was Day the dude from the Dolphins.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: It's her sister. You're right, it is Racks and Barrios.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: But Alex girl's younger sister or older sister is dating
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: John Summit. I just found that out too. And but
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: they were like they were doing deeper house stuff than
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: the girl at the party. Oh and the girl at
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: the party I actually thought was better. That's amazing than
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: a Lesso.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: So it's a good compliment. You should tell her that.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm dancing whatever, you know, having a good time.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Then all of a sudden, like there's like kind of
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: a push among all the people and you look over
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: and fucking Leonardo DiCaprio and Toby maguire walked in dah,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh my god, what do I
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: do now? And they came and uh, they only stayed
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: for ten minutes because everyone started like surreptitiously take photos
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: of them, and there was no Those guys need a booth,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: you know, they need a sequestered area to socialize in.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: But they were there.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: So where they were just in gen pop.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: They were in general admission. They were on the Ryanair
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: dance floor. What. Yeah, they probably had the wristband.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: They just but they had to pick their own seats
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: like Southwest, and they were last ones there, so they
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: were sitting.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: In the middle. They were paying for diet cokes damn nasty.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they probably went upstairs.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: To go I think so. Yeah. I mean I didn't
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: really see them for very long and then uh, all
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: the kids.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Party sucks, old ass party.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: Where the hell are all the kids out?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: She feels like a retirement down here at this It
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: was like nineteen probably read I started reading the sign,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: I started reading a menu.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: Uh so, yeah, that was my night and that was
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: the Hampton's.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: Goddamn.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know how I ended up there, but that
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: was just one of those random things. And dude, I
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: was wearing an outfit that was wrong. Yeah, and it
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: was pretty funny.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: What were you wearing?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: I was wearing, uh because I'd worn clothes to go
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: out to like a nice dinner at East Hampton Grill,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: which has a dress code. So I was wearing like
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: linen khaki colored trousers fucking Espa drills.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: It's important that you said khaki colored trousers, yecause a
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: lot of people will say khakis are a type of
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: pants they're thinking of Gino's.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: You're right, wear some nice khakis.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: No, that's a color.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: That's very interesting.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: I never think about that.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: Some Esper drills Esper drills.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: And then a navy a light blue like sky blue
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: knitted polo that had no buttons, one.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: Of those shirts that that sounds like the exact right thing.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: No, this was not that kind of a party. I
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: was dressed for Rose on the bow of a wooden boat,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: and this was wearing you know, he was just in
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: like a T shirt and low. Everyone was like dressed
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: in like l a street Venice where kind of trucker
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  Speaker 4: caps and funky arm tattoos and chaltz. Even I feel
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: like dress well. He dresses really well. He was wearing
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: a cool short sleeve button down kind of the stuff
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  Speaker 4: that he wears on stage.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Was he wearing shorts?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: Are you out of your mind?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Is this This wasn't a short, This is like a
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: Japanese Nobody was wearing shorts.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: Was there a pool?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, anyone swimming in it?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: I wanted to No one was swimming in Nobody.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: I would have been throwing can't be the first person
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: this woman in that pool?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: Who this guy in the pool?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: I saw him talking to Schultz earlier. So someone shoot
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: the guy in the pool. Yeah uh so yeah, So
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 5: that was that's incredible.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: That's you. You have a stand up special, you're entires,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: you're going to these parties.
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  Speaker 4: No, I can't say that. I am This is not
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: my comfort zone. I don't want to be there.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: Get comfortable.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: It was funny next year as the White Party start
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: picking out your wear, those shoes.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: Did you see what they sent as invitations for the
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: White Party? Now, it was like a you got a
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: personalized pair of Travis Scott like white air Force ones
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: really and my whole piece of artwork, drawing whatever. Really
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: it was pretty sick.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: That is sick. But some people were who is some
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: people wearing cream? I think someone had like some pink
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: in their jacket.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't want to be the guy at the
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: White party and cream, No, you stand out heavy. I
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: saw a couple of guys like that, and you know
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: they're there being like I thought this was white. It
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: looks white in the mirror. I don't know what the fuck.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: White against my wardrobe?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 5: The fuck any paint or something some white out.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: And white out. There are some people who there who
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: are like, how the fuck is this guy keep getting
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: How does like Grant Williams and Mobamba keep getting invited
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: to the White Party?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: It must be the life of the party. It's probably
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: I think you have to have a good appearance, because
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: I think Dave had a bad appearance, right, And.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: They said they take off the top or the bottom
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: ten percent.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: Every Yeah, because Dave didn't get invited again because he
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: brought multiple people.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: No, they he tried to bring he tried to get
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: a plus four. Yeah, plus three. Silvana was back though.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I actually saw her at the surfage.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: No you didn't, Yeah, you really did.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: I went up and said, Hi, did you she was
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 4: so sweet?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: Did you know who she was or did she know?
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't know if she knew who I was. I
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: knew who she was, and then she knewho I was
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: because I met her at your I met her at
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: the Barstol Awards, the thing at the House of Blues.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's very nice, great time. Ye should be the
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: twenty first Barstool Awards soon. Wonder if it will be
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: up for anything.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: Are they gonna have a twenty first I don't think so.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: I'm quite sure that they will not. Good ship all right, boys, Wow,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: it's been uh, we've we've had we all had a
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: good week.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, very good week.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what the is very different?
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: I got a new phone and it doesn't like when
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: I clicked the off like, it doesn't go to blank.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: You probably got to fix it in the settings. Yeah,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: I'll handle it with you after this.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you, brother, You're my tech guy. Tech guy, sass.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in Austin this weekend. Austin, Texas shows
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: of the Vulcans now Vulcan's Step mother Ship, take it
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: to the Little Littlelast Watch probside.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: She's sass. He's opening for Brendan Shaw out there. It'll
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: be dope.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: It should be fun.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Are you going down for that?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not, because you could probably just go and pop
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: into the mother Ship. Yeah, I could do well, you're past,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: yeah exactly, that's where.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: He could pop in. Yeah, trying to piggyback on the
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: joke when I've never been there.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: I've been to Austin since it opened.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: You can go.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: You have and you were there together.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was right when it opened, when Francis
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: got pasted.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 4: I'll send a note to Adam Eat.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be awesome.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: Just make sure you ask him to tell you stories
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: about norm.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do down?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: That's his favorite thing.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: I'm going to do my shows and go to the
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 5: mother Ship and say the M word on stage and
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: get the standing ovation. The pendulum is back. It's fully bad.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: You're riding a pendulum like fucking Miley Cyrus in the
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Wrecking Ball video. We just swung the pendulum.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: You want to take a bunch of bud lights and
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: throw them in the trash can and go.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: We didn't forget.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: That's the last thing you want to do down there. Bro.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: You can burn mulvany and effigy, but don't say anything
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: about bud light. Bud lights. Pendulum swung back on its own,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: that's true. Show some fucking respect with great.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: Strength by Shameguls.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, he's the puppeteer of the pendulum. Alright,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: goas any dates.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a bunch in the fall. Sass and
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: I are coming to August and we've got Rochester, Kansas
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: a couple of spots. I've got a few others I'll
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: be in. I'll be in Austin in September, on and on.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 5: Uh, I wanna be in Ohio a lot. I think
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: I'm doing Cleveland, Cincinnati and Columbus.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: Wow. Cool, all right, that son of a boy dad.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna now tune into the muck bang. We're
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: about to eat a bunch of candy.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: Yes, I gotta beat really bad. Alrighty, we'll see you
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 5: guys on Thursday.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: Goodbye.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: Ooh was.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 7: Still still under ground, so unto game around I was
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 7: falling one way, I was only falling.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 10: Day.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 7: What Drifay
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  Speaker 11: Was