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Hour 2: An Andrew Cuomo radio show? · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mister New York Mark simone, he's on seven tenof.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the snow is coming. The snow storm will hit
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  Speaker 2: late late Saturday night. Let me get all the latest here. Now,
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  Speaker 2: there's several different models. That's why you'll hear one forecast
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  Speaker 2: say six inches. One forecast will say twelve inches, seventeen inches.
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  Speaker 2: There's all these different models. Here's the one that's usually
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  Speaker 2: the most accurate. It has the snow starting Saturday night,
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  Speaker 2: after midnight, most likely around one am. It'll snow overnight Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: it'll snow all day Sunday, Sunday night, overnight Sunday night,
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  Speaker 2: and it'll stop Monday morning. But it's expected that it
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  Speaker 2: could leave at least six inches, some models going up
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  Speaker 2: to fifteen seventeen inches. Figure six to twelve inches. And
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  Speaker 2: we're pretty close. Now, we're just a couple of days away.
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  Speaker 2: So forecast gets much much, much, much more accurate when
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  Speaker 2: you get that close. So it's gonna be a disastrous
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  Speaker 2: rush hour Monday morning. Now, the good news is Monday's
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  Speaker 2: the day most people don't go to work anymore. Monday
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  Speaker 2: for most people to work at home day. Even here
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  Speaker 2: at Ieheart, it's pretty much work at home day Monday,
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  Speaker 2: so that'll help have all day Monday to shovel it
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  Speaker 2: out and clean things up for Tuesday rush hour. Let
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  Speaker 2: me just check on Monday. The high is only twenty
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  Speaker 2: four on Monday, which means nothing will melt. Nothing will
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  Speaker 2: melt on Monday. Tuesday the highest fifteen degrees. Okay, Actually
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking next week. It's gonna be around twenty degrees
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  Speaker 2: all week, so whatever falls is going to stay a
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  Speaker 2: long long time. We're not gonna get rid of the
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  Speaker 2: snow that easily. It's not going to melt away that easily.
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  Speaker 2: So this is not good. But remember we used to
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  Speaker 2: have this all the time. This used to be typical
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  Speaker 2: winter event. Now it's like once or twice a year
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  Speaker 2: we get it and most of the time no snow,
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  Speaker 2: So that's good. Jack Smith testifying today in front of
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  Speaker 2: Congress doesn't seem to be making any news. Testimony will
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  Speaker 2: resume a little later, but so far he's just denying
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  Speaker 2: all the charges against him, which char well the first charge.
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  Speaker 2: He shouldn't have been the special council. There's no reason
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  Speaker 2: on earth for him to be the special counsel. If
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  Speaker 2: you wanted to have and appoint a special Council to
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  Speaker 2: look into something President Trump whatever. There's about twelve hundred
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  Speaker 2: guys right in Washington that are qualified to be the
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  Speaker 2: Special Council. You would normally pick one of them. They
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  Speaker 2: went halfway around the world to fly in this weirdo
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  Speaker 2: from the Hague, this bug eyed weirdo. You remember the
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  Speaker 2: picture of him with the cape. This Jack Smith. The
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  Speaker 2: reason they went all the way around the world to
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  Speaker 2: bring this weirdo in. He has a history of being
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  Speaker 2: a hit man, a political hitman. If you need a
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  Speaker 2: Republican opponent taken out, he goes after them. So rather
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  Speaker 2: than a point a normal, legitimate, balanced, fair prosecutor, they
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  Speaker 2: went and brought the hitman in from the Hague. He's
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  Speaker 2: done it before. He went after Governor MacDonald of Virginia
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  Speaker 2: got him convicted of twelve things. But in the final
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  Speaker 2: I think it went all the way to the Supreme Court.
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  Speaker 2: Every conviction was tossed out and the court ruled it
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  Speaker 2: was politically motivated. So that's the other history of Jack Smith.
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  Speaker 2: He will get these guys and get him convicted, but
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  Speaker 2: it always gets overturned and tossed out as it's just
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  Speaker 2: vicious political charges. So that's what this was here. There
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  Speaker 2: was no reason on earth to have a special counsel
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  Speaker 2: go after Donald Trump in a document dispute. That's all.
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  Speaker 2: It was a dispute about some documents, very few documents.
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  Speaker 2: But the Archives people in Washington a bunch of swamp people,
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  Speaker 2: you know, real left wing swamp that run the Archives,
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  Speaker 2: and they loved fighting with Donald Trump. So they came
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  Speaker 2: up with some documents they wanted returned, and they demanded it,
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  Speaker 2: and Trump was appealing it, which perfectly legal and constitutional.
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  Speaker 2: You're allowed to appeal it. You can go to court,
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  Speaker 2: you know. And when it comes to a document dispute
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  Speaker 2: where the Archives wants a document returned, that's a court matter.
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  Speaker 2: You go to court, you sue Donald Trump. It's not
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  Speaker 2: a criminal thing where you come out guns blazing and
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  Speaker 2: go into somebody's house. It's unheard of. It's preposterous. So
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  Speaker 2: hopefully this will all come out today. But this was
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  Speaker 2: Merrick Garland, the dirty, dirty Attorney General. This was sleazy
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  Speaker 2: Joe Biden with his law fair ordering all of this.
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  Speaker 2: So they not only rated President Trump's home, they were
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  Speaker 2: given the ok to use deadly force. Now, this is
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  Speaker 2: mar A Lago, which is basically a country, club and
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  Speaker 2: it's filled with old ladies everybody, and there's one hundred
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  Speaker 2: years old mar A Lago is a bunch of old
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  Speaker 2: ladies all getting dressed up and saying how are you.
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  Speaker 2: It's that's all it is. Can you imagine giving the
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  Speaker 2: ok to use deadly force in there? It's absolutely ridiculous,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely ridiculous. That's like giving you're gonna go to the
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  Speaker 2: Southampton Country Club, you have the okay to use deadly
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  Speaker 2: force in there. It's just absolutely ridiculous. Not only that
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  Speaker 2: they go in a thousand agents, machine guns, they go
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  Speaker 2: through everything, They go through Barren Trump's room, they went through,
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  Speaker 2: This is absolutely true. They went through Millennia Trump's underwear drawer,
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  Speaker 2: just like Polly Walnuts did in The Sopranos. It's a
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  Speaker 2: disgusting thing. Now, well, they were looking for classified document
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  Speaker 2: First of all, there were no classified documents. And remember
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  Speaker 2: the pictures of the boxes, thousands of boxes, stacks of box,
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  Speaker 2: rooms full of boxes, ballrooms filled with boxes. It turned
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  Speaker 2: out in the end all they found were thirty five
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  Speaker 2: classified documents. If you put it in a folder, the
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  Speaker 2: thirty five, it's one inch of one box. So all
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  Speaker 2: those pictures you saw, those boxes. Those were not classified documents,
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  Speaker 2: and the handful that Jack Smith found were absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 2: There was nothing in them. Of any most classified documents,
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  Speaker 2: about ninety percent of them are nothing because they just
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  Speaker 2: overclassify everything. Sometimes it's the weather report for a battlefield,
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  Speaker 2: it's they're nothing. There was nothing in any of the
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  Speaker 2: classified documents that had any relevance or seriousness. If there was,
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  Speaker 2: they would have released it. They would have said, he
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  Speaker 2: here's what we found. They found nothing, absolutely nothing. Now
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  Speaker 2: Trump had these thirty five documents. Joe Biden at the
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  Speaker 2: same time had over three thousand classes. Oh actually, excuse me,
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  Speaker 2: seven thousand classified documents. And that's different. You know one thing.
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  Speaker 2: But the President Trump, they were kids classified documents. He
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  Speaker 2: legally had every right he owned them. In fact, he
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  Speaker 2: could have declassified them anytime. In the case of Joe Biden,
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  Speaker 2: he was just a senator and a vice president. He
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  Speaker 2: had no authorization to ever take those classified documents. So
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  Speaker 2: that was a different matter. But of course it was Biden,
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  Speaker 2: so they let it go completely. The other thing he's
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  Speaker 2: testifying about is he had an investigation Trump was trying
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  Speaker 2: to corrupt and overturn the twenty twenty election. He was
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  Speaker 2: trying to tamper. Absolutely not. I guess they're referring to
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  Speaker 2: that phone called the audio. We've heard he's on the
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  Speaker 2: phone with a Georgia official. Guess I need to find
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  Speaker 2: fourteen thousand more votes. First of all, that's a normal thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's done in every election. The al Gore team. Several
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  Speaker 2: members of the al Gore team have testified that in
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  Speaker 2: that year two thousand, they made the same exact phone
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  Speaker 2: call to every single county in Florida looking for more votes.
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  Speaker 2: And if you said to the guy, I need to
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  Speaker 2: find fourteen thousand books, it doesn't mean create or manufacture.
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  Speaker 2: It means go find them. It means they're there, they exist,
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  Speaker 2: just go find them. Hey, today, expect somebody to get arrested.
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  Speaker 2: Or the invasion of the church in Minneapolis. The protesters
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  Speaker 2: burst into that church, stop the proceedings, stop the service.
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  Speaker 2: It was horrifying. It's illegal, it's an actual crime. If
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  Speaker 2: you read the actual law, it says any attempt to
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  Speaker 2: interfere with or intimidate the worshippers or interfere with the
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  Speaker 2: service is a felony. So expect to arrest.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently there was a guy who helped organize this he's
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  Speaker 2: a lawyer. It's now said he will be arrested today.
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  Speaker 2: So by the end of the day you should see
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  Speaker 2: this guy arrested and then a lot of the people
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  Speaker 2: who went in there. Don Lemon is facing serious criminal jeopardy.
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  Speaker 2: He could be arrested, so we'll see what happens. You're
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  Speaker 2: not allowed to use the word illegals anymore. This is
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  Speaker 2: a new thing from CNN and from Chris Guomo. I
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  Speaker 2: got this whole new campaign. Now you can't say the
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  Speaker 2: word illegals. But that's what they are. They're illegal aliens.
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  Speaker 2: It says right in the law, illegal aliens. I guess
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  Speaker 2: you're supposed to go back to undocumented, but that doesn't
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  Speaker 2: make any sense. It's illegal. You've entered the country illegally. Illegally,
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  Speaker 2: you're an illegal alien. That's exactly what it is. Undocumented
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  Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense. If you stole a car and
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  Speaker 2: you're driving it and it's not your car, are you
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  Speaker 2: just undocumented? No, it's illegal. You stole it. The same
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  Speaker 2: thing here when your break into the country, you've tried
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  Speaker 2: to steal citizenship. I love when CNN tries to fact
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  Speaker 2: check Donald Trump. You know it. I think it was
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  Speaker 2: at Davos, he talked about the tariff springing in so
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  Speaker 2: much revenue. He said they brought in eighteen trillion dollars,
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  Speaker 2: a staggering figure. Eighteen trillion. Now, you know Trump, he
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  Speaker 2: can embellish. You know, if it's ten million, he'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you it's forty million. If it's a hundred million, you'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you it's a billion. He loves to embellish. But
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  Speaker 2: the problem is CNN is fact checking him, and the
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  Speaker 2: New York Times is fact checking his speech, and they
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  Speaker 2: said he claimed that eighteen trillion came in from the tariffs,
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  Speaker 2: Well it was actually nine trillion. Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust the CNN or New York Times fact check.
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  Speaker 2: They're probably underestimate. But let's say it was nine trillion.
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  Speaker 2: If those tariffs brought in nine trillion, that's staggering. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the whole budget of the US is like four trillion
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  Speaker 2: a year, four trillion a year. So if in one
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  Speaker 2: year we bought a nine trillion, that's double our budget.
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  Speaker 2: If we kept that up with the tariffs, we'd pay
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  Speaker 2: off the debt. Nine trillion coming in a year, that
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  Speaker 2: would pay off the debt. That deafs everything it would be.
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  Speaker 2: And this is according to CNN. So speaking of the Cuomos,
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  Speaker 2: Andrew Cuomo has absolutely nothing to do. Ex governor chased
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  Speaker 2: out of office, the left Albany with the police chasing him,
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  Speaker 2: ran for mayor, which was the most hopeless fool's errand
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  Speaker 2: I've ever seen. People don't like him. He had every
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  Speaker 2: advantage you could have running for mayor. Nobody could have
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  Speaker 2: had the board more tilted for him. He had everybody
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  Speaker 2: day and night saying vote for Cuomo, don't vote for Curtis.
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  Speaker 2: And they tried to chase Curtis out of the race.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody on the air day and night, even the President
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  Speaker 2: United States, vote for Cuomo. Who has ever had that
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  Speaker 2: kind of an advantage in election. Well, even with that,
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  Speaker 2: Cuomo lost, just got clobbered. And if Curtis had not
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  Speaker 2: been in the race, it wouldn't have made any Differenceoma.
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  Speaker 2: If he took every single Curtis voter gave it to Cuomo,
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  Speaker 2: he still lost by like four points. He had no shot. Ever,
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  Speaker 2: so now what does he do. He can't even he
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  Speaker 2: might realize he can't run for anything. Ever, again, you
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  Speaker 2: can get jobs in the private sector. They'll pay a
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  Speaker 2: lot of money to be on a board, or they'll
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  Speaker 2: pay a lot of money to be a rain maker
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  Speaker 2: for a firm, So he can do that, but he
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  Speaker 2: needs the public eye. So from what I'm hearing the
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  Speaker 2: last couple of weeks, he's been trying to get a
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  Speaker 2: radio show. He's been calling anywhere and everywhere to get
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  Speaker 2: a radio show. His brother Chris Cuomo is now on
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  Speaker 2: Serious every morning, so I imagine that was like the
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  Speaker 2: first call, Hey set me up with sirious. I want
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  Speaker 2: to talk to them. And so far we're not hearing
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  Speaker 2: about an Andrew Cuomo show, so maybe that's not going
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  Speaker 2: to happen there. The Cuomo style does not work on
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  Speaker 2: the radio. The best orator ever in the family was
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  Speaker 2: Mario Cuomo, and I loved him. He was an incredible orator,
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  Speaker 2: and he was kind of a mentor for me. He
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  Speaker 2: was a debate coach for me back then in those
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  Speaker 2: days he was governor. We used to have a thing
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  Speaker 2: where he once a month, he would come on my
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  Speaker 2: show once a month for an hour and we'd debate.
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  Speaker 2: But when it was over we got off the air.
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  Speaker 2: He would then go over everything I did wrong, everything
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  Speaker 2: I should work on. He was like a debate coach
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  Speaker 2: just went on for a couple of years. He was
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  Speaker 2: great at this unbelievable skills as an orator on stage
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  Speaker 2: in a debate. But he gets out of office and
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  Speaker 2: he decides he'll do a radio show. And this guy
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  Speaker 2: was really hot then, so I figure what network it is.
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  Speaker 2: Gave him a big network radio show, and I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: wait to hear it was disaster. The Cuomo style on
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  Speaker 2: stage great on the radio, it's just all wrong. It's
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  Speaker 2: like ponderous lecturing. It's it didn't work at all, did
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  Speaker 2: not work. They had to pull that show off the
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  Speaker 2: air after a few weeks. And then he tried it
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  Speaker 2: again a local show, same thing. It just bombed. And
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  Speaker 2: you can see the same thing with Andrew Cuomo. Chris
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  Speaker 2: Cuomo a little better because most of his life he's
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  Speaker 2: been a TV anchor, not a public speaker. But he's
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  Speaker 2: on Serious every morning. I don't mind mentioning it, because
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  Speaker 2: the hell's going to listen to that? I love sirious.
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  Speaker 2: But every they got like seven thousand channels. Each channel
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  Speaker 2: has like a thousand listeners. The only thing worth listening
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  Speaker 2: to us there the Frank Sinati channel. It's okay, but
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  Speaker 2: you don't need it anymore. You know, you can do
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  Speaker 2: iHeart any of those apps you can get all that.
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  Speaker 2: The only good thing Serious is the only thing it's
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  Speaker 2: good for. If you're in your car, you're not near
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  Speaker 2: a TV. You can listen to Fox News, or you
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  Speaker 2: can listen to Fox Business. You listen to Cudlow. That's
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  Speaker 2: the only thing that Serious app is good for. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: we'll take some Jimmy Faylor will be with us in
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  Speaker 2: a few minutes. Jimmy Fayler coming up. We'll take some calls.
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  Speaker 3: Next.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to Dennis in
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  Speaker 2: Long Island. Dennis, how you doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm well, Mark, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a question.
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  Speaker 5: Why were there so.
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  Speaker 4: Many well, why are there so many US Democrat governments
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  Speaker 4: tending dobbeles?
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  Speaker 3: What's that all about?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, we know about.
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  Speaker 4: David Houston, but Greshen Whitmo was there, and Share from
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  Speaker 4: Kentucky was there what's this all about.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, Davos is all billionaires, CEOs, people with tons
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  Speaker 2: of money. If you're a Democrat governor, you chase billionaires
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  Speaker 2: all over the place because they're donors. It's like a
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  Speaker 2: convection of donors. It's the most important thing for a
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  Speaker 2: democratic governor. Donors, donors, donors. And you notice the names
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  Speaker 2: you mentioned that people are thinking are running in twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty eight, so they need to line up these donors. Now,
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  Speaker 2: most people that go to Davos don't go for the seminars,
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  Speaker 2: the speeches. They go to just be on the side
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  Speaker 2: of what they call the sidelines, where you meet these donors.
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  Speaker 2: You make deals, You win them over, even the business guys.
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  Speaker 2: They're there to make private deals on the on the side.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Jerry and Greenwich. Jerry, how you doing
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  Speaker 2: very well?
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  Speaker 5: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Mike.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to know that in the beck window
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  Speaker 5: of my car, I have a sign w R Mark
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  Speaker 5: ten o'clock. I love your short so much.
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  Speaker 2: Now let me ask you a question. Is that car
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  Speaker 2: a black Cadillac?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: You know why? I know that somebody sent me a
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  Speaker 2: picture of it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh he did, Oh good.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody saw the car with the big sign and took.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody should put one of those signs in the back
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  Speaker 2: of their car. Listen to Mark somehow.
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  Speaker 5: Another thing. This morning, I went shopping with my wife
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  Speaker 5: at in Stamford and I was wearing my Trump hat.
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  Speaker 5: I had three ladies saying I love your hat, and
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  Speaker 5: two fellows I love your hat. You're in style.
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  Speaker 2: Where did you go shopping in Stanford?
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  Speaker 5: At the shop right shop, shop right store.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's a very good shop right there. You got
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  Speaker 2: a lot of good supermarkets there in Stanford. You got
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  Speaker 2: a big new Whole Foods right up on the hill there,
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  Speaker 2: and you got a new Wetlands in Norwalk. And all right, Jerry,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for calling.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I hate to break it to you, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: if you put on a Trump hat and you walk around,
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  Speaker 2: it could be Stanford, but even Long Island, gorgeous women
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  Speaker 2: will come up to you. It's quite a phenomenon. Beautiful women.
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  Speaker 2: They love Trump, they love that hat. Just wear the
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  Speaker 2: hat everywhere. You'd be amazed at the reaction you'll get.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Rich and Myrtle Beach. Rich, how you doing.
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  Speaker 4: I had pretty good. Got my wife out of the
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  Speaker 4: hospital this morning for a bunyant surgery. So we've been
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  Speaker 4: up since five, but she's doing good. Now. You know,
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  Speaker 4: it's funny you mentioned about women because when you look
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  Speaker 4: at the women on YouTube, are on TV, the Republican
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  Speaker 4: women are always ten thousand times better looking in the
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  Speaker 4: Liberals and these crazy, wacky white women you see in
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  Speaker 4: the streets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to make where that Trump had
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  Speaker 2: a lot of good, really good looking women will come
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  Speaker 2: up to you, where Joe Biden had. Look at the
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  Speaker 2: beasts that will come up to you.
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  Speaker 4: They announced on TV. They announced a little while on
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  Speaker 4: Fox that they arrested the person in charge of the
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  Speaker 4: protests at the church, and he arrested the second woman
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: in charge that was on the school board. So she's done.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: And I loved this bipartisan contempt vote against the Clintons.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: That shows you how ir relevant both Hillary and Bill
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: are that the Democrats are voting to put you.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got to remember, for a lot of Democrats,
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  Speaker 2: especially today's Democrats, they don't like the Clinton's. They think
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: of them as to them, the Clintons are like Uncle
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Leo on Seinfeld. They're like old dinosaurs from the past. Well,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: thanks for calling. Let's go to Vincent and Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 6: Vincent, how you doing, Good morning, Mark Marco. I'm okay.
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  Speaker 6: If I wore my docor Maga hat in the neighborhood
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: I live, and I probably wind up in jail because
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: one of these fat, skanky Rollipoli women would try and
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: take it from me, and they probably wind up with
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: a double slap in their face.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Let me clarify. I don't. I'm not
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: saying where it in the New York City. I'm saying
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: wear it out in Long Island, where in westwestern Connecticut.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Do not wear it in the city.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: That's different because where I live, which is the center
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: of liberal town here in Park Slope, forget it. I
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: get dirty looks when I wear my Trump pat. They
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: should also arrest Don foul Cake Lemon for breaking into
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: that church under four pretenses. I often hear you talk
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: about the ed Cotch, the eighty twenty percent rule. All right,
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: I like eighty percent of what Trump's doing. Yes, ten percent,
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: I don't like. That's fine, let me please let.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Me Well, we only got twenty seconds. We gotta go
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: to the all.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: Right, Remember before Christmas, I told you one of my
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: packages was being held up in Italy. It was a
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: gift package. It had cakes, cookies and stuff for the holidays.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: It was in short for sixty five dollars. They brought
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: it to my house. The government wanted a tariff. All right.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: A lot of people don't like that test, but Vincent,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: great call. We got to go for the news because
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: when we come back, Jimmy Taylor will be with us.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Smart all right, Jimmy Taylor will be with us next
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: on seven to ten WRY.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: The Mark Simone Show.
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  Speaker 2: On seventeen wor Well. Jimmy Taylor, great talk show host,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: brilliant comedian, and he's now on WR every weeknight nine
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: to midnight. You got a lit him to night every
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: week night, nine to midnight. He also does the best
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: late night show on television, Saturday Night's ten o'clock Fox
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: News Channel, with the best monologue in television. Even President
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Trump came out and said he watches it. He's a
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: big fan of it. Jimmy Fayla, how you doing? You
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: know what?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I'm still rolling from that Trump tweet about my show,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: But I want to break some news here because Joe
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Biden also shouted me out on MySpace. Trump Trump wrote
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: a KNIGHTE note on Twitter Biden's over there still getting
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: his MySpace stage together.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: But it was cool Mark.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Trump from the trump Man well as Donald Trump said,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: it's the best monologue in television. And obviously he's a
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: big fan of yours. So and it's the only you know,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: we talked last time about Johnny Carson. You're the only
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: thing that's even in that ballpark anymore. Everybody else is
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: so political. It's like a real good old fashioned late
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: night talk show that isn't so partisan. So and have
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: you heard any more from the President?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Just that?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And I took to a couple of guys in the
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: White House who that I know, and I was like, wow,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: just you know, tell the big man.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: This made my day.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, he loves you. He's like,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised he hasn't said something sooner.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: And I was like, get out of here, because the
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: minute you hear that, right and you realize he really
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: does watch the show. Now, I've got to figure out
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: how I'm going to make fun of him this week
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: without getting my house hit in the drone strike, you
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Because the whole point of comedy,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and this is why I.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Was thrilled that he liked that monologue.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Is we make fun of Trump in the monologue, not
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: in like a malicious way, but the whole point of
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: it is we're holding up a mirror to society and
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: we're kind of.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Laugh at it the whole thing. So the fact that
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: he could laugh at himself.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I think is something a lot of other politicians stand
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: to benefit from because we're sure laughing at him just
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the same.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, you can make fun of m I
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: used to, you know, I believe it not in the
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: old days, the nineties, I was the MC of a
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: million Donald Trump Rose and I would make all kinds
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: of jokes about he never minded. And if you watch
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: him in those Friars Roast or even the Al Smith dinner,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: they really go after him and he loves it. It
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: doesn't bother him at all. So you can do it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: No, he's good. So it's good to know. It's good
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: to know.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not on a government watch list right now.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: So where do we even start? Davos? Isn't that a
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: silly thing? That's like a convention of idiots, the Stavos thing.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: It is funny, But like everybody listening has to know,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: there's like a few events a year, like Davos. They
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: have that c CP two climate thing. It's a chance
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: for European leaders to fly in and do what they
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: do best, which is hookers. And once they get that
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: out of the way, there's a lot of ritzy cocktail
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: parties and then a bunch of empty platitudes about the environment.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: The best one out there right now is the Katy
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Perry Because for all of the leaders and the al
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Gores at this climate thing, Katie Perry showed up yesterday
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: to lectureus about climate change. She was the one who
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: spent five hundred million gallons of fuel so she could
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: pretend she was an astronaut.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that he.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Went up with Jeff Bezos's wife for three minutes and
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: thirty seconds and told us this was like an Apollo breakthrough.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you weren't even in space long enough to
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: bring a phone charger. I'm like, come on, lady.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Well buy that al Gore. Didn't he look like a
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: real dinosaur, like an old relic from another century? Boy, Yes, Puffy.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: What I love about it, Mark is two guys who
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: spent all our lives in New York is like when
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: we were kids.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: If there was.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Someone screaming at you that he could control the weather,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: you put the guy in a home, you know what
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: You didn't give him money and say go make.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: A documentary like he doesn't know what he's doing. And
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: remember this, he's another guy who told us we can't
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: use so much electric electricity. Meanwhile, Tennessee mansion has an
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: electric bill that makes Las Vegas look hamish.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: You know, like, come on, man.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Hey, Minnesota. These women, these angry white liberal women, this
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: is like a new phenomenon. And there's like millions of them.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: They're just horrifying. And did you ever see protesters like
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: this before? They were never like this in the past.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And you know, I used to think part of the
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: allure of a protest was like you'd see some hot chick. Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you'd say you were on their side, and you might
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: get a drink afterwoods.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: They're not showing up.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: They're not those these they're not those protests.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: From the good old days. I've been saying this all week.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: We don't need gun control, we need nosering control. Because
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: everyone buys a nose ring and immediately dyes their hair
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: purple and starts spitting on ICE agents and there has
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to be a correlation here. I just wish there'd be
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: one good looking protester so I could find some sympathy
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: for them, you know what I mean. But I don't
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: look at any of these people and go, yeah, I'm
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: kind of rotten for them.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: You know, Hey, meantime, like nineteen billion went missing in
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Minnesota for those daycares. How come they're not protesting that.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Not a word about that anywhere.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: It's so true, that's so funny.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: And you know what's crazy about it is that one
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: of the reasons they're protesting ICE as hard as they
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: are is because they want the fraud arrests.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Because people are gonna get arrested for fraud.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Like in addition to people who got prosecuted.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Years back, there's gonna be new arrests from.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: This DJ and they want them to look retaliatory, meaning
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: the people on the left, the Tim watson Is, the
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Jacob Fries, the Keith Allison's, they're really fan in these
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: flames because when they finally get indicted, they want to go.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: See Trump's coming after us because we told the truth.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: About Y So everyone knows that, you know, come on, man,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: if Jadie Vance is having his fourth kids, the vice
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: president shouldn't have more kids than the average daycare in Minneapolis, Like,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: come on, that's nuts.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Hey. The Clintons have been held in contempt of Congress
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: for not showing up. Today's Democrats they really have no
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: love for the Clintons anymore, do they?
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: But I love this though, that neither of them will
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: show up. They would rather go to jail than spend
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the day together. Lock me up, lock him up?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: You know. And again we've seen a lot of people.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Arrested for this. Steve Bannon, God popped for this. They
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: took in Peter Navarro for this, as you know. So
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: there's obviously a little bit of a double standard here.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: And the thing is the Republicans, to their credit and
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: somewhat detriment, don't want to arrest their political opponents. They
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: know it looks bad and it creates a lot of
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: sympathy for the other side, which is what the Democrats
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: did when they arrested Trump. For a lot of people,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: they suddenly started to see things his way, you know,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: So the Democrats kind of know they'll get away with.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: It, I think is the issue there.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And you know, for the Hillary thing, I don't know.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I think she wants to go to jail for this,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: so they don't look into the other stuff.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: God knows, what's that there?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy fails on every night here on w R
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: nine to midnight, every night, great show, nine to midnight.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: What do you have on tonight show?
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a big one tonight.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: So we have Michelle Tafoya, who just now she's running
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: for Senate in Minnesota to try to clean.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Up this mess.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: She just launched her campaign.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: She's stopped him by.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: My show to talk about it. Hopefully talk some sense
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: into these people.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: And you know, I'm either I'm either gonna get a.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Good laugh or hopefully I get some of that fake
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: transportation money. You gotta work at the angles here, you know, Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: To nine to midnight tonight. And don't make sure you
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: watch his Saturday night show. It's the best late night
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: talk show. It's Saturday nights at ten. President Trump tweeted
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: out that he loves it. It's his favorite monologue every week.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: And tell so you must be writing very carefully now.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: It almost puts more pressure on you now that you
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: know he's watching every week.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: You know what man, I promise it's all it's all
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the same. But what I'm interested is, you know, at
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: some point I'm gonna run into him again, and you know,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: he's a very opinionated guy, so I would love to
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: talk jokes with him.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because like I.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Make jokes about me because I've met Malaney and taking
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: pictures and stuff like that. So I don't quite feel
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: the pressure of like, oh I better do well.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I just have this curiosity now.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I want, you know what I mean, I want to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: know what the thing is like, what does she seeing him?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Because the truthdays mark And this is what I'm building too.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: He didn't just compliment my monologue. He complimented my wife.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: And if you keep complimenting my wife, they're going to
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: invoke the twenty fifth of minute.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I'm concerned. I'm concerned.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, your wife's very good on that show. She's like
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the new Joy Philbin.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: She's got chopped.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: She's a good hang because she grew up on a
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: dairy farm, and she can take a joke because she
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: has no self esteem.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: You know, she's a great girl.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: She grew up on a dairy farm in Ohio and
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: married a cab driver who was telling jokes and getting
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: peyd in mozzarella.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Sticks when we met. So she's down for an adventure.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I guess it's the best way to describe it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a great show. It's every Saturday night Fox
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: News Channel ten o'clock. Best monologue in television, and if
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: you want to hear the funniest radio show, that's fascinating,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: great guests. It's every night here nine to midnight, Tonight
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: nine to midnight, and every weeknight Jimmy faila great stuff.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: You're the best man. I'll see you see it all.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Right, take care. Yeah, make sure you listen to tonight nine
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: to midnight. And President Trump really did tweet out that
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: he loves Jimmy Faylo's late night show. It's his favorite monologue. Hey,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: we'll wrap things up in just a moment on seven
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: ten WR.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: The Mark Simon Show, delivering the news before it is
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: on seven ten WR.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Well, so the snowstorm, here's the very latest. Now again,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: there's different models. Some show six inches, some show twelve inches.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: So there's all these different models. The one that's usually
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: the most reliable has the storm beginning Saturday night after midnight,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: like around one am. Continuing overnight Saturday night, all day Sunday,
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: and then overnight Sunday night, and then stopping Monday morning.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: And again there's different models, but the one that's usually
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: the most reliable has it at about six to eight inches.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Monday morning rush hour will be an absolute mess, but
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Monday's the day for most people that don't go into
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: the office. But so just bear that in mind. Also
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: because of that, you're going to see all kinds of
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: people lined up at supermarkets and all that stuff. So
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: we'll keep you posted just throughout the weekend. We'll bring
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: you all the latest down the storm. Hey, we're out
• 30:22
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• 30:25
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• 30:27
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• 30:34
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