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Full Show 5-28-26: Meemaw Forgot Alabama's Birthday · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, it was a four day work week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and today's Thursday. Yesterday. I was excited because.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, man, this week is flying by. Today feels
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  Speaker 3: like it's been two weeks.
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  Speaker 4: Like you've been in the roof of it.
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  Speaker 2: Why Ford, I love for I love long weekends, but
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  Speaker 2: the short weeks mess me up.
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  Speaker 3: Are you not messed up?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: I mean not for that reason, No, what reason? I
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  Speaker 4: just have issues anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, thank you for listening to the show.
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  Speaker 2: The good news is tomorrow's Friday, and we're glad you're here.
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  Speaker 2: Call the show. How's your week going? Eight three thirty
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  Speaker 2: five oh one Bama is the number. But good morning,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for waking up with us.
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  Speaker 3: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: A man broke into a store with a chainsaw to
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  Speaker 2: steal twelve thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards.
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  Speaker 4: Why well was he playing on cutting down? I don't
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  Speaker 4: understand why he needed the chainsaw. Door.
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  Speaker 2: He used the chainsaw to get into the stoor he
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  Speaker 2: saw turn to the door.
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  Speaker 3: A thirty three year old Florida man.
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  Speaker 2: He was arrested after breaking into a store in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the night using a chainsaw. He stole twelve
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards. This Pokemon craze that
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  Speaker 2: it's gotten out of hand. Listen to the owner talk
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 5: He went home or wherever he went. He came back
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  Speaker 5: about an hour and a half with a chainsaw and
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  Speaker 5: just kind of walks like he knew exactly where to
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  Speaker 5: go open the doors, like he knew.
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  Speaker 4: That we didn't have a lock on it.
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  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, the good news is none of the glass was
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  Speaker 5: broken inside of the place, but they did indeed steal
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  Speaker 5: about between ten to fifteen thousand in Pokemon cards. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 5: we are getting targeted as trading card game stores, kind
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  Speaker 5: of like a jewelry store, because they know we have value.
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  Speaker 2: Can you sell them for more?
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  Speaker 3: Is that why everybody's stealing all the Pokemon stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, my friend has like over one hundred thousand dollars
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  Speaker 4: worth of it.
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  Speaker 3: I said that on the idea it is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Super easy trivia with the Yella Mama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five O one Bama is the number
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  Speaker 2: to call the show and play super Easy Trivia if
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  Speaker 2: you want to win tickets to jelly Roll on Sunday, Andrew,
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  Speaker 2: good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Where are you call them from?
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  Speaker 4: Right now? I'm flying down seventy nine.
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  Speaker 3: You better drive slow.
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  Speaker 2: I see deers running across seventy nine all the time
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  Speaker 2: on my way in.
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  Speaker 4: The kids are Lucky Steals.
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  Speaker 3: There's Lucky Day and say, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: My gosh, Andrew, do you want to play super easy
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  Speaker 2: trivia to win tickets to jelly Roll?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna say, if you're smarter than Producer Blake, use
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  Speaker 2: your name as your buzzer, then say the answer real fast,
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  Speaker 2: so Producer Blake, won't you?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Question number one? But animal is known as the king
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  Speaker 2: of the jungle.
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  Speaker 4: Andrew, what Producer Blake? Lion?
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  Speaker 6: It is?
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  Speaker 2: The lion lions are, but it's still the king of
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  Speaker 2: the jungle. Have you not seen the lion king in
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  Speaker 2: the jungle? The lion sleeps night.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we're not arguing this.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the cowboy and toy story. What did it say?
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  Speaker 4: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: What's the yellow part of an egg?
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  Speaker 4: Called Producer Blake? Yolk? Yellow part of the neck egg?
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  Speaker 3: Say yolk?
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  Speaker 4: Say yolk yoke. Good job Andrew.
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  Speaker 2: The yellow Party.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you've made the yellow part of your neck.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, my aint yellow.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to jail?
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  Speaker 4: I love Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say there's three things you need to know you
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  Speaker 1: with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: There's a new small dog daycare that just opened in Homewood.
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  Speaker 3: If you have a small dog that you're.
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  Speaker 2: Worried about being intermixed with big dogs. It's a boutique
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  Speaker 2: small dog daycare called Top Dog, designed specifically to provide safe,
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  Speaker 2: open play for your pooch. It's on Crescent Avenue, so
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  Speaker 2: if you have a small dog and that's where you
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  Speaker 2: want to take them, that's in Homewood. Dolly Parton is
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  Speaker 2: going after BUCkies now. She's launching our flagship travel center
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  Speaker 2: June twenty fourth in Cornersville, Tennessee, making a roadside destination
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  Speaker 2: that could rival BUCkies. She's going to have barbecue, Dolly's
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  Speaker 2: Cup of Ambition coffee, a full service restaurant with gas
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  Speaker 2: and merchandise. There's also going to be a tour bus
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  Speaker 2: installation inspired by Dolly's touring years, so you drive through
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  Speaker 2: there stop by Dolly's new gas station.
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  Speaker 3: In June, it'll be open.
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  Speaker 2: Matthew Perry's former assistant got three years yesterday for the
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  Speaker 2: fatal ketamine injections.
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  Speaker 3: You know who Matthew Perry is, right from friends?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, yes, yes so.
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  Speaker 2: Kenneth the assistant got a three year, five month federal
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  Speaker 2: prison sentence yesterday for administ he gave the fatal ketamine
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  Speaker 2: injections to Matthew Perry. He also has to pay a
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  Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars fine and surrender by July seventeenth. Perry's
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  Speaker 2: sister wanted a harsher sentence. Perry, if you remember, passed
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  Speaker 2: away in October of twenty twenty three to an accidental
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  Speaker 2: ketamine overdose in his hot tub, and his assistant pleaded
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  Speaker 2: guilty in August of twenty twenty four to conspiracy to
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  Speaker 2: distribute kenyamine that he repeatedly injected Perry and had absolutely
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  Speaker 2: no medical training, which is just a sad situation overall.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's a wild story just in general. That's
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  Speaker 7: a why would you do that?
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  Speaker 3: It is a crazy thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's three things you need to know more at the
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show dot com, The.
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  Speaker 1: Alabama Show onto me, It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of want to that's called my mother. Me
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  Speaker 3: and Moll that raised me.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, run up by me first before you
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  Speaker 4: do that. I'm mad.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Alabama with producer Blake Meet. We often talk about
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  Speaker 2: me mom, my sassy grandmother. We call her on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes she raised me. She's like essentially my mom.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, correct me.
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  Speaker 3: Moll freaking forgot my birthday. It's not funny.
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  Speaker 2: I just drove her to a doctor's appointment and was
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  Speaker 2: literally talking about my birthday. And so this weekend I
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  Speaker 2: call her on my birthday because normally she wakes up
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  Speaker 2: and calls me and says happy birthday and gets me
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  Speaker 2: a really thoughtful kitch. We talk for like ten fifteen minutes,
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  Speaker 2: and finally I said, Hannah, my little cousin sent me a.
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  Speaker 3: Really nice birthday text. Yeah and me and also, boy,
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  Speaker 3: your birthday's not until tomorrow. I went, no, it's today, me, Mom,
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  Speaker 3: it's today. She has none of your birthdays on the
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  Speaker 3: twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 2: I went, no, what's on the You've known it's the
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  Speaker 2: twenty four for the past.
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  Speaker 3: This many years of my life.
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  Speaker 4: What oh?
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  Speaker 3: I forgot?
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  Speaker 2: I even told my sister to text you tomorrow until
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  Speaker 2: you happy. She told the whole family the wrong day too, and.
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  Speaker 4: They all believed her.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, look, you know what Every year she gives
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  Speaker 6: me something really thoughtful for my birthday, like something small
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  Speaker 6: that I need for the house, like a kitchen time
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  Speaker 6: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: You know she got me this year? What a card?
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  Speaker 7: Look it's me Maw's mew she look she's getting older.
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  Speaker 4: She's trying to remember just you. In general.
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  Speaker 2: She's been staying with hannap baby, sitting there, baby cooking
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  Speaker 2: the dinner, doing their laundry. You know, his birthday, she
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  Speaker 2: does no memorized off the top of her head.
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  Speaker 3: Hannah's baby daddy. He's the golden child and not even
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  Speaker 3: related to her.
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  Speaker 4: She had to replace somebody.
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  Speaker 7: It's like the Indiana Jones scen where they're replaced.
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  Speaker 2: Well, baby daddy can take her to her future doctor's appointments.
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  Speaker 4: What that's a discussion for another time. Right now, you
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  Speaker 4: need to focus on that. You should wait a day
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  Speaker 4: after her birthday to call her.
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  Speaker 3: Feel Neglam did like what.
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  Speaker 2: She's supposed to be like my mom, Well she got
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  Speaker 2: my birthday.
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  Speaker 7: At least she cares about you. That's what you should
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  Speaker 7: be thinking man me moll loves me. Fine, you gotta
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  Speaker 7: be more fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: No, Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five O one BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 2: Has anybody in your family ever forgotten your birthday?
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  Speaker 3: That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the element.
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  Speaker 2: Rocky Ridge Hardware is permanently closing May thirtieth. They are
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  Speaker 2: doing a liquidation sale if you need some tools. The
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  Speaker 2: hardware store started in the early eighties. They just announced
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  Speaker 2: on Facebook the closure this week. The owner said, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for being a part of our journey. We could
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  Speaker 2: not have done it without you. So May thirtieth the
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  Speaker 2: last day they will be open. In Mesdavia. Joe Jonas
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  Speaker 2: had the most awkward audition for a show ever. He
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  Speaker 2: auditioned to be on The Morning Show. That's the Show
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  Speaker 2: on Apple with Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston, and he
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  Speaker 2: was waiting in the green room and he said he
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  Speaker 2: could hear the other actors auditioning and crushing it, and
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  Speaker 2: then when he went in he decided to go off script,
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  Speaker 2: but then his mind went blank, and so he said
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  Speaker 2: it was the most awkward audition ever and he didn't.
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  Speaker 4: Know what to do.
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  Speaker 2: You can hear that whole story on the new podcast
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  Speaker 3: Here's the things not to take well. Things you need
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  Speaker 3: to unplug at your house before we go on a trip.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so Blake, if you plan on going out of town,
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  Speaker 2: which I know you are in a month, this could
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  Speaker 2: help lower your energy bill and also reduce a fire risk.
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  Speaker 2: Unplug your battery chargers okay, space heaters, right, countertop appliances
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  Speaker 2: like your coffee maker and miwave microwaves, hair styling tools,
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  Speaker 2: so go unplug your curling iron, buddy, You.
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  Speaker 3: Can't make I do that every day before I leave
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  Speaker 3: the house. I don't know what has happened.
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  Speaker 2: My OCD has hit, and I'll leave the house and
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  Speaker 2: if I can't remember if I've unplugged my curling iron,
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  Speaker 2: I will.
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  Speaker 3: Turn around and go back to make sure. And most
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  Speaker 3: of the time it's unplugged.
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  Speaker 4: But I hear that all the time from people. Just
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  Speaker 4: do it.
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  Speaker 3: That's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 2: What's your Good News? We would love to celebrate with you.
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  Speaker 2: Call the show eight three three five oh one.
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  Speaker 3: Bema is the number. Coach.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're a coach around town and you also teach.
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  Speaker 3: What's your good news? Do you have some good news
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  Speaker 3: to share?
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  Speaker 6: I will say this.
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  Speaker 7: I've had some kids bring me some gifts this week
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  Speaker 7: and that means a lot to us educators.
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  Speaker 4: Handwritten notes. Some of them were presidents.
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  Speaker 7: A kid got me a hat and it's got my
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  Speaker 7: name on it, just like your little things mean a lot.
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  Speaker 2: So did you get emotional character up when the kid
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  Speaker 2: gave me the hat?
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  Speaker 3: But you wanted to, didn't you? I didn't.
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  Speaker 7: I did, but I didn't because you know, I have
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  Speaker 7: to be the mean coat sometimes hop way the bad
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  Speaker 7: cop more than good cop.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we love you and that's great, and thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for keeping the kids in our community educated.
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  Speaker 3: You're what's awesome today.
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  Speaker 4: Height I do what I can. Hey, anybody out there,
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  Speaker 4: even if you can just write a note to one
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  Speaker 4: of your teachers, it will mean the world to them.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on to mind Free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: In today's episode of things, we are not surprised that
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  Speaker 2: producer Blake did.
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  Speaker 3: He ruined it outing with all of his friends.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't intentional.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for listening to The Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Bam and the girl with producer Blake, the kid who
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  Speaker 2: ruins everything.
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  Speaker 4: That is not true, I don't rude everything. What'd you do?
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  Speaker 7: We went to an escape room this weekend, me and
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  Speaker 7: a few of my friends, and I will say I
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  Speaker 7: did not know as much as I thought I was.
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  Speaker 3: I did go by this sounds on par well.
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  Speaker 4: One of the things confused me.
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  Speaker 7: And let's just say I got a bunch of numbers wrong.
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  Speaker 4: And if you've ever been to an escape.
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  Speaker 2: Room, it's where you're pitting room and you have to
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  Speaker 2: find clues to figure out how to get out of
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  Speaker 2: the room, right, correct, Okay, and you have to make
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  Speaker 2: deals with the camera.
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  Speaker 4: Guy to get numbers.
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  Speaker 3: Did you mess up?
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  Speaker 7: I just forgot to count certain things to get a
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  Speaker 7: code for a box. So I lost ten minutes doing that,
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  Speaker 7: and you only get an hour to do this. Then
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  Speaker 7: I started writing down these numbers off of a wall
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  Speaker 7: trying to get another code.
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  Speaker 4: I forgot numbers on that, so it took us. I
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  Speaker 4: wasted thirty minutes of our time.
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  Speaker 3: What your friends say?
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  Speaker 4: They said, can you get any of these numbers correct?
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  Speaker 7: Because the camera guy had to keep telling us how
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  Speaker 7: to do it, and they are very They didn't want
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  Speaker 7: to use the hints. They were very stingy with the
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  Speaker 7: hints my friends were, And I said, guys.
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  Speaker 4: We need the hints, we need the hints. They didn't
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  Speaker 4: want to do it, so I kept doing it and going,
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  Speaker 4: I can figure it out. Let me have five minutes,
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  Speaker 4: and it took you thirty, took me thirty, and I
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  Speaker 4: didn't get a single one correct.
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  Speaker 3: So what did your friends said?
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  Speaker 2: Did They didn't they tell you you can't come to
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  Speaker 2: an escape room with them anymore.
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  Speaker 7: They said, I'm on time out for the time out
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  Speaker 7: for now on escape rooms with them.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you're making this way more mild than
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  Speaker 2: it really was. I've learned with you that, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't know the right questions to ask but the more
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  Speaker 2: I ask, the more I find out if something terrible
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  Speaker 2: that you do, Like did you get a fight with anybody?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: One of my friends stormed out whatever we got done,
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  Speaker 7: and I haven't talked to him since.
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  Speaker 3: By day's storm out. What did you get angry? I
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  Speaker 3: have seen you when you're frustrated. Did you start yelling
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  Speaker 3: at people?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 7: I just want to over to a literal corner and
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  Speaker 7: seat there until they got more spicy.
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  Speaker 4: You just sat and went, y'all do it, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: They got mad at me. I said, you know what,
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  Speaker 7: I'll want to sit over here and get out of
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  Speaker 7: y'all's way. They got more upset with me because I
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  Speaker 7: didn't help them.
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  Speaker 3: George, So you pitched a full toddler fit.
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  Speaker 7: No, I literally did in the corner. No, I said,
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  Speaker 7: They said, leave me alone so I can do this.
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  Speaker 7: I said it's okay, and I walked over.
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  Speaker 3: There is your friend's number.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm not going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: All the show.
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  Speaker 2: I definitely think there's more to this story than you're telling.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five one Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, are you sure you figured it out?
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  Speaker 4: I'm still thinking.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, we're doing.
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