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Show #339 Seven Year Special Itch · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why, is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be right back. Hey, man.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to BFYTW episode number 339. Now, there's nothing auspicious
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  Speaker 3: about that number. Nothing that should tell you, hey, this
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  Speaker 3: is a very special episode. But surprise, bitches. It's our
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  Speaker 3: seven year anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we made it seven. Lucky seven, bitches. That means
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  Speaker 1: we retire now, right? No. We're rich?
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  Speaker 3: No, we're not.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't do it.
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  Speaker 3: We're not rich.
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  Speaker 1: But we've done it longer than all the popular ones that.
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  Speaker 3: Make millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: How have we not done it yet?
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  Speaker 3: It's not fair. I don't know, genuinely. We should have
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  Speaker 3: been mega rich and popular by now.
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  Speaker 1: You would think.
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  Speaker 3: Because we're funny as fuck. Like, no joke. With jokes. Anyway. Anyway. So,
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  Speaker 3: as per usual, we are not doing anything special at all, too,
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  Speaker 3: so this is just a normal episode. In fact, we're
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  Speaker 3: doing it without Augie. Augie had games with minis he
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  Speaker 3: had to play that was more important than our seven-year anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: Which to be fair i get it i mean.
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  Speaker 3: We pushed him hard into getting those pennies painted and
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  Speaker 3: he has the right to fucking play with.
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  Speaker 1: Right and so did patreon so thank you patreon for
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  Speaker 1: berating augie.
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  Speaker 2: I know i called twice i i.
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  Speaker 3: I can't as much as i want to give my
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  Speaker 3: hard time for not being here I get it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I 100% get it. And like I said,
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  Speaker 3: we usually don't, aside from announcing it, which we love
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  Speaker 3: to announce it and say, hey, it's our sixth year,
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  Speaker 3: it's our fifth year anniversary, it's now our seventh year anniversary.
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  Speaker 3: We have never done a special show to commemorate it,
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  Speaker 3: so why start now? Exactly. But we did do one
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  Speaker 3: special thing. We got somebody who's been with us for
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  Speaker 3: most of the ride. He's stepped in for Augie very kindly.
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  Speaker 3: Please welcome DJ Xanthus. Hi, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on, gentlemen? How are we doing?
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  Speaker 3: What's up? What's up? Are you excited to lose today?
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  Speaker 2: Always. Wow. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: I would.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not being mean.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the odds. That's all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Can I throw out a postulate, though? You said that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Augie's not here. Technically, he wasn't here for
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  Speaker 2: episode one. So I think it kind of works.
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  Speaker 3: I mean. I mean, yeah. Jorge is technically with us.
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  Speaker 3: He's in the same room as Stevie right now, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No.
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  Speaker 3: CB's not recording from the studio?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I left Jorge down in the studio by himself in
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  Speaker 1: the dark.
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  Speaker 3: It's literally just me and CB.
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  Speaker 2: I've been listening to a lot of Tool lately, if
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  Speaker 2: that means anything.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you can be a Jorge stand-in. It's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Incredible oh my god yes happy seven years.
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  Speaker 3: Happy seven years i'm.
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  Speaker 1: Glad we don't do anything like that that's fucking great we're.
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  Speaker 3: Just like whatevs whatevs agreed agreed well shall we get
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  Speaker 3: to it i think so sir yeah yeah uh like
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  Speaker 3: i said this is going to be uh an absolute
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  Speaker 3: uh gem of a show We are doing a standard show,
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  Speaker 3: but they all have something to do with our seven-year anniversary.
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  Speaker 3: For example, our first game is going to be Like
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  Speaker 3: Share Block. Oh, I'm getting into the games. I haven't even.
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  Speaker 2: Barely done introductions.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine if you don't want to.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, it's been a part of our show for seven years.
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  Speaker 3: Has it? I don't fucking do it.
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  Speaker 1: Seven years?
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  Speaker 3: I always ask a question, literally from the very first
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  Speaker 3: fucking episode we did this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm going to ask a question. Stevie, what has
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  Speaker 3: been the biggest positive impact to your life over the
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  Speaker 3: past seven years? You're not allowed to say this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: That was my answer.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to say that it could be something that
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  Speaker 3: happened as.
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  Speaker 1: A result of the podcast. It will, and it is
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  Speaker 1: 100% the result of the podcast. Not only has it
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  Speaker 1: strengthened Aaron, you're in my friendship, more doing this show. Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: we get to see each other a lot more, as
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  Speaker 1: it does with Augie, even though I live with the man.
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  Speaker 1: Doing the show brings a different part of that relationship
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  Speaker 1: to all of us and shit. And in doing so,
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  Speaker 1: we got to experience so much stuff that we never
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  Speaker 1: would have together if we never did this show. So
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  Speaker 1: over those seven years, we've traveled to multiple states just
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  Speaker 1: either to fuck around, to hang out with people, or
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  Speaker 1: even to do the show. But it all started because
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  Speaker 1: of this goofy little thing we started with Jorge and
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  Speaker 1: shit in this fucking kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: So you would say... All the coolness. Our travels.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the travels and, yeah. Yeah, 100%. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: The friendships that grew from that, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I like that. DJ, CJ, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Timothy, if you could pick one thing that is.
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  Speaker 3: Most positively impacted your life over the past seven years,
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  Speaker 3: what would that be?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, it's honestly similar to Smoke's answer,
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  Speaker 2: and I hate to do that to you, but for me,
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  Speaker 2: it's a little bit different. It's the community that I've built.
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  Speaker 2: I did not really know anyone outside of New Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: And and, you know, I blindly threw a request out
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  Speaker 2: to to the world of Kevin Smith about wanting a co-host.
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  Speaker 2: And Rico from Oakland responded and I met him. And
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  Speaker 2: then in between, I've run into you guys and the
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  Speaker 2: gatekeepers and, you know, on all these different shows that
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  Speaker 2: we all interact with on a regular basis. All people
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  Speaker 2: I would consider friends and friends. It's a very cool
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  Speaker 2: network to have. Like, we are a very awesome and
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  Speaker 2: fucked up support system for every other... But I mean
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  Speaker 2: that in the best way, because, like, I think if
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  Speaker 2: any of us needed something, we could call the other...
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  Speaker 2: Even if it was just an ear, I think we
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  Speaker 2: could call anyone in that network. And that's a very
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  Speaker 2: cool thing to have anywhere. And that comes from me
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  Speaker 2: doing my show, which interacts with your show, because if
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing Pot of Skew, I don't need smoke,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not sitting here today.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck that noise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's insane. I mean, shout out to Chris Kim.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, Chris Kim. OC.
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  Speaker 3: I'm your host, Pants to Zarin, and my answer to
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  Speaker 3: that question would almost have to be, like, the friendships
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  Speaker 3: we've made, 100%. Like, we have some incredible friends in
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  Speaker 3: our BFYTW community, our Patreons, everybody. But I mean, as
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  Speaker 3: far as like directly impacting my life, I feel like
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  Speaker 3: the biggest answer I can give is my friendship with
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  Speaker 3: the Ultra Hope Girls. Yeah. Because we had this podcast,
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  Speaker 3: I found them through my fandom of Danganronpa, which has
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  Speaker 3: nothing to do with BFYTW. But the fact that we
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  Speaker 3: both had podcasts made it easy for us to collaborate
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  Speaker 3: and do projects together, which literally led to me writing
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  Speaker 3: the book. which has now literally led to doing all
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  Speaker 3: these book events and making a decent backup, like an
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  Speaker 3: addition to my salary, which is so nice. For every
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  Speaker 3: event I do, I seem to make $ 100 to $ 200
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  Speaker 3: just selling books, which is very nice. It's additional income,
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  Speaker 3: and it's a lot of fun to do. Most of these,
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  Speaker 3: the last one sunburned the shit out of my head.
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  Speaker 3: So I'd like to avoid that one.
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  Speaker 2: In the future.
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  Speaker 3: But I have to say that the positive impact of
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  Speaker 3: that friendship went places I didn't know. I couldn't have imagined.
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  Speaker 3: So like, yeah, I'm a fucking author now. Like that's
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  Speaker 3: it still blows my mind to think about. And it
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't have happened if it weren't for this podcast and
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  Speaker 3: those ladies. So. Everybody– I'm not trying to shaft anybody else.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying they were the trigger for– since then,
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  Speaker 3: like Kristen and Aaron have been immense supporters of me
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  Speaker 3: continuing to do my writing and pushing my books. And everything.
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  Speaker 3: Other people, Colin, Mexico, and like almost everybody has stepped
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  Speaker 3: up at some point to help me push this and
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  Speaker 3: make it bigger and better. And like it's deeply, deeply appreciated.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm just talking about the trigger that started it all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The one thing that absolutely created this mammoth shift in
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  Speaker 3: my life's trajectory, which is still crazy to think about.
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  Speaker 3: So that is my answer. It's been a wild seven years.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get to it, shall we?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, games.
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  Speaker 2: Games!
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  Speaker 3: Like I said, our first game is going to be
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  Speaker 3: Lakeshare Block, but theirs is going to be a very
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  Speaker 3: special Lakeshare Block because all of these stories are from 2019,
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  Speaker 3: the year in which we first.
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  Speaker 3: The year in which we first started this podcast, all
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  Speaker 3: these stories are from seven years ago.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Holy fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Before you get in this, can I just say that
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  Speaker 2: on your last episode, you played the same game I
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  Speaker 2: played along when I watched and got all of them wrong.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm excited to do that again. Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 3: OK, I'm excited to see what you say. And you
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  Speaker 3: know what? Because you're our guest. I'll give you the
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  Speaker 3: first pick.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, great.
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  Speaker 3: So let's go over our stories one by one before
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  Speaker 3: we talk about picking anything. Story number one, fortune teller
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  Speaker 3: makes 2019 predictions using asparagus. Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Asparagus is awesome.
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  Speaker 3: So her name is Jemima Packington. Um, she stands over, uh,
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  Speaker 3: like a white sheet that is, uh, just laid out
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  Speaker 3: on the grass. Um, she raises her arms to the
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  Speaker 3: sky with the, her instruments in her hands. Right. And
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  Speaker 3: then she just lets them go. And, uh, the, the
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  Speaker 3: small green spears fall from her hands and tumble to
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  Speaker 3: the sheet and the mixture of positions, the shapes that
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  Speaker 3: they form, tell her something that only she can read.
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  Speaker 3: She is the Esperomancer.
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  Speaker 2: And here's the sick part.
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  Speaker 1: She has an 80 to 90% accuracy rating.
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  Speaker 3: No shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Her predictions have been remarkably accurate and then have been
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  Speaker 3: documented on television numerous times.
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  Speaker 1: What? That's awesome. Instead of reading bones, because you've got
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  Speaker 1: to kill a chicken for that shit, she's using asparagus.
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  Speaker 1: Is it cooked asparagus or raw asparagus?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I assume it's raw. Is she vegan? No.
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  Speaker 3: She literally picks a handful of asparagus tips, tosses them
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  Speaker 3: in beer, and reads the shapes. that they form when
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  Speaker 3: they land. She says she started doing this when she
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  Speaker 3: was about eight years old. She inherited it from her
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  Speaker 3: great aunt who used to read tea leaves.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. She just didn't want to eat her asparagus at
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  Speaker 2: eight years old, threw it on the floor and went, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: look what it says.
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  Speaker 1: Look what it says. It says asparagus is bad for
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  Speaker 1: me to eat, but good for me to read.
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  Speaker 3: And I think the best thing about her, and I
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  Speaker 3: hope she's still doing this seven years later, She she said,
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  Speaker 3: I take what I do seriously, but I never take
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  Speaker 3: myself seriously. Oh, so so she she will may do
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  Speaker 3: her earnest best to make the most accurate possible predictions
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  Speaker 3: based on what she reads in the asparagus. But her
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  Speaker 3: her Twitter feed from 2019 is apparently just very approachable.
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  Speaker 3: light and witty. She's not making any sort of aspersions
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  Speaker 3: to being the next Mr. Thomas or anything. I think
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  Speaker 3: she finds it as silly as everyone else might.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you right now, she's still doing
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  Speaker 1: it in 2026. I just checked to find out. She
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  Speaker 1: is still doing it. She has a little example. She's
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  Speaker 1: teaching classes of it and stuff now.
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  Speaker 3: 2026?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? Like, where are what?
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  Speaker 1: Where are we?
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  Speaker 3: I would like to forget it as well.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny, though. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Here are some examples of things that she predicted back
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  Speaker 3: in 2019, and I don't know if they've come true
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  Speaker 3: or not. You'll have to be the judge. The first
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  Speaker 3: one was that fears over Brexit would prove largely unfounded.
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  Speaker 3: I think that one she missed on. I think Brexit
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  Speaker 3: did have a pretty negative impact. The trade war between
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  Speaker 3: China and the U.S. would end. Technically, that was true
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  Speaker 3: in 2019, but I think somebody reinstated it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Stupid ass second term um big brother big brother would
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  Speaker 3: return to screens despite uh channel 5 declaring the winter
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  Speaker 3: 2018 series to be the last i don't know about
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  Speaker 3: that i couldn't give a shit about big brother um
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  Speaker 3: extremes of temperature extremes of temperature become the norm that
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  Speaker 3: 100 has happened yeah yeah um oscar success for a
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  Speaker 3: star is born again success uh british actors would also
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  Speaker 3: be in the mix i'm pretty sure that's true um
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  Speaker 3: and asparagus will see an all-time high in sales.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's throwing you up in the sky. Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: People might start taking it up. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That gives you a definition of making a green rain, really. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny. People ascribe her divination with asparagus akin to
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  Speaker 3: casting sticks, which Nordic folks used to do to read runes. So...
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  Speaker 3: It could very well come from a place that existed
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  Speaker 3: before just throwing vegetables in the sky. She was eight
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  Speaker 3: years old. It's just what I pictured. Like I.
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  Speaker 2: Said, she didn't want to eat them, so she threw
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  Speaker 2: them on the floor and went, ooh, look, isn't that something?
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  Speaker 3: All right, shall we move on to story number two?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, please.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Story number two. Florida man steals over 70
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  Speaker 3: pool floats. Take a wild guess why.
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  Speaker 1: 70 pool floats. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: He's making a raft.
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  Speaker 1: Where is he going? To get off Gilligan's Island.
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  Speaker 3: I love that guess. I love that guess for how
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  Speaker 3: wrong it is. Brevard County Times reported multiple break-ins and
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  Speaker 3: pool flotations devices missing back in 2019. At least 13
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  Speaker 3: burglaries were reported in the area over the past seven months.
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  Speaker 3: Some areas were damaged and screens cut in order for
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  Speaker 3: the suspect to steal the pool toys. The gentleman had
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  Speaker 3: been suspected of the crimes having been seen in the area,
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  Speaker 3: and on June 13th, 2019, he was arrested for suspicious activities.
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  Speaker 3: What was he doing? He was innocently riding his bike. However,
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  Speaker 3: he did have a white trash bag that was completely
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  Speaker 3: filled with deflated pool floats at 1.30 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: In the morning. Is he just taking them or is
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  Speaker 1: he like stabbing them and deflating them and taking them?
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  Speaker 1: Like that's fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: They were all deflated.
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  Speaker 1: But not like pierced, right?
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  Speaker 3: Does anyone want to take a real guess as to
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  Speaker 3: what he was doing with them?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no. He was doing dirty things with them, wasn't he?
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  Speaker 3: He explained to the police that he was sexually gratifying
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  Speaker 3: himself with the floats.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because if you get a little lube on those things,
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  Speaker 1: they don't stop sliding.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: It's not fucking wrong. It's science, Aaron. Science.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know that?
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  Speaker 1: Wind resistance classes in Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Sure. He was arrested for burglary of an occupied dwelling
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  Speaker 3: in petty theft and booked into jail on a $ 15, 000 bond.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit. $ 15, 000?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck? I kind of love this line. No
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  Speaker 3: word yet if any of the victims who were burgled
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  Speaker 3: from want their property back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can cut me a check instead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can keep that. Yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: You defile it. You own it now, pal.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: All right. So let's move on to story number three.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Anybody remember the sitcom Sister, Sister?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: The twin sisters.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Story number three. Tia Mowry tries to heal her twin
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  Speaker 3: with breast milk. Works? Question mark.
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  Speaker 1: Her breast milk?
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  Speaker 3: Yep. Sorry. I mean, it is nice to know that
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  Speaker 3: at the age of the ripe young age of 40,
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  Speaker 3: that they can still be breast. I mean, best friends.
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  Speaker 2: So nicely done.
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  Speaker 3: So Tamara, Tamara Mowry Housley had recently become ill back
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  Speaker 3: in 2019. Her search for a remedy led her to
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  Speaker 3: her sister, Tia, who was pregnant at the time. And
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  Speaker 3: instead of home remedies like herbal teas, honey and garlic
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  Speaker 3: or Anything else that makes even slightly more sense. Tia
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  Speaker 3: offered her her breast milk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming the vitamins.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Tia claimed to have found an article about the
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  Speaker 3: healing properties of breast milk. And the American Pregnancy Association
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  Speaker 3: says that breast milk for newborns contains the perfect combination
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  Speaker 3: of proteins, fats, vitamins, and carbohydrates. Which is essential for
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  Speaker 3: their development.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Adults, however, break these nutrients down differently. And there's no
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: scientific justification for any health benefits for breast milk. However,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Tamara reported, not only was the milk delicious, but she
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: did feel better. So, yay. With the evil effect?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: So, wait a minute.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: So she's got like her kid on one tit and
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: then her sister on the other?
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping she puns.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Tia wrote, she's sicky poo and I sent her an
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: article on how breast milk has healing properties and I
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: was okay with her drinking my breast milk.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: P.S.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: She's had some before. And I mean, she's my twin. Which,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: you know, fair. It's kind of like drinking your own,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: to be fair.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: No, no it's.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Not your your own individual each individual's different no it's.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Not and in a video tamera said oh my gosh
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: tia this is amazing your breast milk is the best
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: milk i've ever tried in my life oh my god.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: As fucked up as this is, I kind of want
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: to go back and watch the second episode of Sister
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Sister just once.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Why the second episode? That's a weird pick.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not going to say why. Go check it out, audience.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yep. Yep.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Are they drinking breast milk?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying, but it's going to be kind of
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: funny after this conversation.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, um, that's our three news stories.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Um, Oh, my gosh.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Fortune Teller makes 2019 predictions using asparagus. Florida Man steals
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: over 70 pool floats for sexy times. Tia Mowry tries
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: to heal her twin sister with breast milk, and maybe
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: it works. Simothy, Jimothy, you have the first pick. Which
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: one would I have chosen to like, share, and block?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: May I have some points, sir? No, anyway, because I
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: swear that name sounds like it's out of a Charles
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Dickens novel of some sort. I thought I knew, honestly,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: until you read that last story and it threw things
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: off because I had a pretty good idea. But I'm
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: going to stick with my gut, I think, and stick
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: with where I was going.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: That's always helped you in the past.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: No, it hasn't. it has rarely helped me um my
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: winning percentage would tell you that uh i won no
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: two i have two.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Two percent two percent sorry no.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Two wins oh two wins um anyway my so i'm
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: gonna go with you would share the asparagus story You
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: would block the pool float defiler, and you would like
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: the Tia Tamara thing with the breast milk just because
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: of the ridiculousness of it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Okay. Stevie, you may keep one of those and swap
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: the other two, or you can go entirely your own way,
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: but you cannot have the same three.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to probably... Oh, man. it's funny okay i'm
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: going with sorry i'm just thinking of the scene um
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: no that's fair yeah uh uh let's go with black
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: in the florida man okay.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: So you're gonna swap the other two you're gonna like
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: yeah uh the asparagus and you're gonna share the milk.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's where i was kind of going so i
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: think you might have me there but yeah Well.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: He doesn't. Because, Timothy, Jimothy, you got it exactly right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: That is one episode point to you, sir. Congratulations.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: And that will be the only episode point that I get.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Here's hoping.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: We'll see about that. We're going to go to a
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: short break, but when we come back, we're going to
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: play game two, which is worth two episode points. They
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: might go to Timothy, Jimothy, or they might go to Stevie.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: We're about to find out right after this.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Greetings, fellow nerds. It's Garrett, your host of The Nodak Nerd,
• 23:22
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• 23:24
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• 23:28
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• 23:30
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• 23:37
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• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Let's get nerdy. The Nodak Nerd.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Uh,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: game two is going to be pop culture fight club.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Now this, this was not a game that we played, um,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: on our first episodes. In fact, um, we were, we
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: were gifted this game by a longtime listener of the show,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Colin Maggs. Uh, so to honor him and him, he,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I think he was with us almost from the beginning. Um, so, uh,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I wanted to shout him out by including this game, um,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: And it basically is simply, I'm going to give you
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: guys something from pop culture that you're going to take
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: a stand on. You're going to choose something that is
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: your best or your favorite thing, and then I'm going
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: to have you defend it. Your opponent can try and
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: attack it by asking you questions to try and worsen
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: your position, but you will have the opportunity to defend yourself.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: And the player who more successfully convinces me that they
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: are correct is wins the game and earns two episode points.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: So in honor of BFYTW's seven years of silliness and games,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: this Pop Culture Fight Club's question is, what is the
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: best single moment of the last seven years of BFYTW?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: What one joke, news story, game, or spontaneous event... during
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: the recording of the past seven years has stuck in
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: your mind as your favorite thing that has ever happened
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: as a result of this show. You cannot choose a
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: broad topic or theme. For example, you can't say, Oh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: the friendships made along the way. Let's let's suck all
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: our fans. You cannot do that. This has to be
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: a single moment, a single thing that happened. in BFYTW,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: and whichever of you manages to convince me that your
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: favorite is the best will win the game and earn
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: two episode points. Stevie, because you lost the last game,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: you have the choice. Do you want to go first,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: or do you want to make Simothy Jimothy go first?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I think... Hell yeah, it's your name, Simothy. I think
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go first this time, because I think
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I actually know the event, because it was referenced again
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: not too long ago.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Can I just concede at this point? Because I feel
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: like I've got no prayer in. No, you do. You
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: actually listen to the show.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I don't. I listen to every goddamn episode.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Can that be my answer right there?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god oh.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I love it all right it's my yeah i'm gonna
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: go first um i'm gonna say the most singular funny
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: part that i think that everybody can remember and again
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: we've referenced it not too long ago is taskmaster pretty
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: sure it was the very first one And I'm pretty
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: sure it was the second game in there where some
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: jackass had to figure out what an adverb was. I'm
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: pretty sure that resonates in the majority of the BFYTW fandom.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: How long did that take, Aaron?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: It was over five minutes. I cut it down to
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: like two and a half.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Of me just like not knowing English, sadly, is
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: my primary language. Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: The setup was that basically Karen's task was to create
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: a Mad Libs and also assign the remaining four contestants.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: You know, someone had to come up with four nouns,
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: one player to come up with three verbs. One player
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: had to come up with two adjectives, and finally one
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: final player had to come up with one adverb. Karen
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: assigned Stevie to come up with one adverb. Literally just
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: needed one word. One actual adverb. And it took him
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: over five minutes during which I lost my fucking mind.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I was on the internet and I still couldn't find one.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: There were multiple times where he mentioned an adverb, but
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: because he didn't know it was an adverb, he didn't
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: go with it. Oh, my God. But the real joy
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: of that moment was playing it back during the actual
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: episode for everyone else to see and for Stevie to remember.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: And we all lost our fucking minds. All of us
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: died laughing. It was an absolutely hilarious moment.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: So goddamn good. It broke everybody.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: So my question to you is going to be, you
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: seriously don't think that we have topped that in the
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: six or so years since?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sure we have. I just, like you said, can't remember.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here, dude, and I'm like, what was impactful?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, the trips, obviously. Does that count? But we're
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: talking about the shows, the funny things like. I'm having
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: issues because I've been watching a lot of pantsless shirts lately.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: So all the Jorge stuff I've been watching is before
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: even BFY. So none of that stuff's in my mind.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: It's all this past stuff. Unfortunately, that's all I can
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: think of right now.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Okay. Timothy, do you have any questions? questions you'd like
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: to ask Stevie?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I've been thinking about... Yeah, I mean, you brought up
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: a good question. I think... But I also would say... Yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I can't think of anything to combat that. That's the
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: one thing I was struggling with even... not knowing what
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: his answer was going to be, was how was I
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: going to combat whatever he had to say? Because as
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: much as I listened to the show, he's literally been
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: here for 339 of these fucking things, you know, or whatever,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: or 338 of them. So it's, you know, he's got
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: me beat there. I kind of think....
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: You got this.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Do you think that showing... that you don't know the
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: English language maybe hurts that moment at all.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: No, because I'm actually a very good writer. Which is
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: kind of funny. I used to write before all this
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: other shit. I used to be a writer and shit.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying you don't know, but I mean, you
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: example that in the.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: No, no, I do that, yeah. No.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: He's not much of a reader. No.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: It just gives me headaches. That's why I don't read
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: what I write. I just write it down and throw
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: it away.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing, I'm seeing, I'm sensing a tinge of anger
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: from it.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Um, I'm almost done with Rika again. I had to
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: start it over. Dude, I did. I had to start
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it over. And thanks again. Because guess how long it
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: took me to start over the second fucking time. Because
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I got through the first... I actually got through the
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: first paragraph and a half and then started crying and
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: then put the book away. Just saying. Still tender.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: My heart. Okay. Let's move on then. Simithy Jimithy, it's
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: your turn.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: What.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: BFYTW moment do you think can top that or beat that?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Jesus. You know what? I had an answer that was
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: very self-serving, and then I decided literally in this last
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: second to pivot to a different answer.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Damn it.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I think it's you coming up with that name for
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: me in the moment that.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: You said that.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: That was good. That was fucking good. Listen, the audience
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: knows that we're all friends and we talk off air.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: So you warned me in advance about how much it
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: broke Smoke and Augie. That was so good. When I
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: finally saw it. you were right. It broke those two
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: fuckers in a way that I've never seen before. Just, just,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: simity jimmy. And I think, I think, I think what
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: adds to it is there is an actual moment where
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: if you frame by frame it, because I did this
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: because I was curious. Aaron, you can see that the
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: moment where your mind just snaps like, fuck, I have
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: no idea what his name actually is. I am still
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: grateful that you guys don't know you didn't say it
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: because I honestly don't want that information out there I
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: don't care that you guys know but I don't want
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: it out to the world but it's become a thing
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: so much so that that's my name on the clock
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: tower like I mean I think it has to be
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: that moment like that has to be I can tell
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: you what I was going to say it's not going
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: to count towards my answer but I will tell you
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: what I was going to say Until that moment, but
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I think that has to be it for me. That
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: has to be my– and it's ironic because that's what?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Like a month and a half ago, we're not talking.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: But that was so good though.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: It was good.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: It was fucking great.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: All right. As for me, I should make that your ringtone.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not taking part in this game. So
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: my opinion doesn't really count. But I just wanted to
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: speak briefly on this because there are so many moments
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: that came to mind when I came up with this prompt. Um,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: there was, uh, Augie being asked to make the Godfather
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: worse and he goes, makes you an offer you can refuse.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: That was so good.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: That was good.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: He's had, he's had so many like joke snipes that
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: have been so sick. I'm genuinely envious because I'm not
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: that good. Like, I'm not that good at joke sniping.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: He's a savant, man.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: He had a barrage of them on the hamster wheel
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: when you guys joined. Oh, God, yes. That was ridiculous
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: that day.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: He was on fire that day.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: You used it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: You said it. You said joke sniper.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: He's like, well, fine, fucker. I called him a joke
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: ninja that day.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, joke ninja is another good way to put it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Because it catches you by surprise and it makes it
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: even funnier. It would have been insane. So he's had
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: so many of those. BFYTW on the clock tower. Simothy
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Jimothy sniping the demon night one.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I couldn't have planned that if I tried.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And then immediately winning.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: And we're having to re-rack a whole new game all
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: of a sudden.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: And you got a bunch of extra content out of that.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: So it works.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: It's so fucking funny.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: It was. We've had incredible game show moments. It was
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: lost to time, and that's one of the things I
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: hate the most about it, is that I can't relive
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: it without my imagination. But the very first time the
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Ultra Oak Girls played the list, it literally came down
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: to the wire. And Maddie was the last player, and
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: she got it right, and she won the money for
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: their charity. which was so good. It was such an
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: exciting and thrilling game. We were able to have them
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: back almost immediately to do it again, but it wasn't
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: the same. It was still exciting. It was good. They
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: still won a bunch of money with their charity, but
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: it was a lot less down to the wire. The
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: team had it handled.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Did the recording get lost or something? Is that what happened? Yeah, yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: It was very early in our cycle. I think it
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: was episode 50-ish or something like that. It might have
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: been after Jorge passed. It might have been closer to 80.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: But I just remember we tried to record it in
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Stevie's bedroom. And because of the way the game worked,
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I needed access to the computer. But that meant Stevie
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: couldn't see whether it was recording or not.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: And we all kind of lost track of what was happening.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: And the end result was that our... voices were recorded
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: but you literally couldn't hear anything the ultra girl said
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: yeah so it was completely unusable like it was it
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: was absolute garbage.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Uh i've been there man it sucks yeah it's.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Just just the intensity of that moment where we we
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: literally weren't sure i as the host wasn't sure whether
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: maddie was going to come up with the right answer
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: or not and it was literally her last chance and
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: she nailed it so we've had other things like that
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: some great games along the way as well I mean
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: episode 300 comes to mind that massive trip and the
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: performance on stage with the laughs from the live audience
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: was just that was great there are literally too many
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: that I literally couldn't I had a hard time narrowing
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: it down to one But I did. And it was
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Stevie failing to come up with an adverb. Are you
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: sure it is?
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: And there's a very specific reason why. So I don't
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: know if Stevie was looking. I think I've talked this
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: over with you, Stevie, before, and I hope it won't
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: make you emotional or anything. But I was looking at
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Jorge while this was going down because I knew he
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: was going to react hard. And holy shit, react hard.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: He did. He laughed in those two and a half minutes.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: The video was playing of Stevie struggling. Jorge must've laughed
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: harder than I think I've ever seen him laugh in
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: his life. Like he was crying with laughter. It was
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: so damn funny to watch him lose it. Um, and
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: given that that taskmaster specifically was something he wanted to do, um,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: In that moment, it literally felt like we had made
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: we had made a dying man's wish come true. We
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: literally had. And I think, I think he, I think
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: he went to his rest easier because we put on
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: this insane, this absolutely insane show. And it was so
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: much fun to do. But I will, I will never
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: forget that moment as long as I live, because like
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I said, I was looking at where it was happening
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: and it just made me laugh harder because But yeah, yeah,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I cannot think I cannot think of a better a
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: better moment to just kind of encapsulate what BFYTW is
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: all about. Us having a great time and making each
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: other laugh as best we can. And dear God, can
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: we do a great job of that? So this game
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: is going to go to Stevie. And he earns two
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: episode points. Congratulations.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I got points.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Can I mention my two honorable mentions real quick? Yeah,
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: go ahead. Yeah. So I was debating, and I don't
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: know if this would have counted based on the rules
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: that you laid out, although we're not allowed to talk
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: about this game, so I don't know why we're talking
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: about other rules. That's a different thing.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: What?
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: You don't talk about it.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got it. I got it. Sorry.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: It took me a second to catch up to the joke.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: But the Red Bank episode, not the trip.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: But the actual recording.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: The Cinemind episode.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: That was a lot of fun and I'm genuinely impressed
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: we pulled it off because it seemed impossible.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: And it came out, I've listened back to it recently
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: and it's years later and it still hits. It hits
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: as hard as it did the day we did it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: It was a very cool 10-person tournament.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: That was fun.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Never replicated since, but I would love to do something
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: like that again.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: That would be fucking cave. Jersey's not far away.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it is for me now, but count me
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: in regardless.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Fucking fly, fucker.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Or we wait to do it in Vegas. Why don't
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: we do it in Vegas?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Vegas, fucker.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: The other one for me was where I simultaneously had
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: one of my best moments on the show and my
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: worst moments on the show. And that's where I killed
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: the bit of me losing by winning a game. Yes.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Yes. That was a good one.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I was like 0 for whatever and I finally fucking
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: won one.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that was awesome.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: God, yes.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: It's like, you fucked up.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: There's so many. There's so many.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: There's a lot.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of great moments.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Episode 7, when David Hader was a guest star.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, that was insane. The people we got on
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: the show were fucking nuts.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, any show with David Adomino is a highlight
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: for me, because that guy can make me laugh. He
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: can make me laugh like nobody's business, and he's so
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: good at what he does.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Um, like, yeah, all the guest spots, every all the
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: guest spots have been incredible.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: If I could hit on another somber moment, but it
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: was a highlight for me was when when you asked
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Rico and I to step in the first recording after Jorge. Oh, yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Do that. And well, well, as I recall, we.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Had planned that episode anyway. Like it was right.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: But I guess the fact that you you still were like,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: let's do it. Let's you guys still come on. Let's
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: And that's that's what that's what he wanted us to do.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I know. I know. But but you could have easily stopped.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: You could have had a chill show or whatever. And
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: you were like, no, let's keep it on schedule.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be honest. It wasn't the easiest episode we've
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: ever done. No, but but we still like, you know,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: we kept the spirit going and we did what we did.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: always wanted to do, which was just have fun with
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: our friends.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: And my, my point though, is it, and I, and
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I think I've said this to you before and I,
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: and I'm pretty sure I speak for Rego that we
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: were honored that you considered us for that, you know, to, again,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: you could have pivoted and done something else, but you
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: were like, no, let's have these guys on, let's keep
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: doing it. And, and I, That episode holds a lot
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: of regard for me, not just because it's my first appearance,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: but because of what it represents.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: You two were and are our boys.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: A literal member of the family. Appreciate that, yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm doing the background.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: In a t-shirt. Well, hell yeah. I'm glad Rico's here
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: with us in spirit, too. Anyway, we have a third
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: game to get to, so When we come back, we're
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: going to find out who's going to win Game 3.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: For now, Stevie has a two-point to one-point lead over
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Simothy Jimothy. We'll see if Simothy Jimothy can take it
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: home with Game 3 right after this.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, if you're in the western New York area and
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: you are a fan of the green, head on over
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: to Peace, Love, and Bud at 320 South Transit Road
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: in Lockport, New York. Tell them BFYTW sent you. Maybe
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: they'll hook you up. If you're into recreational cannabis and
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: are in Lewiston, New York, near the Tuscarora Native Reservation,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: check out Weedstock. These guys have the prime herb. On
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: top of that, they have concentrates, vapes, edibles, practically anything
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: you want. So go hit up Weedstock in Lewiston, New York.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Tell them BFYTW sent you.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: three is going to be just correlate.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Correlate this.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Our favorite game of finding hidden connections is back. Our
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: players are going to choose keyboard keys, and that will
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: allow them to choose between control, alt, delete, insert, home,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: and end. Behind each one is a set of four clues,
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: and each of the four clues have something in common.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: If they figure out the thing in common after one clue,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: which is crazy, but they could do it, five points.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: After two clues, you get three points. After three clues,
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: you get two points. And if you need all four clues,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: then you get one point. If you guys don't figure
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: it out, the other team or player will get a
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: chance to steal with all four clues for one point.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: The player or team with the most points after all
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: six keys have been chosen wins the game and gets
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: three episode points. All right.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Can I ask an honest question about the game before
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: we get into it? Yeah, you may. If I pick
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: a key and I get my clues and I guess
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: and I get it wrong, do I still get clues
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: or am I out and it goes over?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: You get one shot at it.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: One shot. Okay. That's what I need.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: So the music is going to play and that is
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: your time limit.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a time limit.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: You will have approximately 40 seconds. Um, I, it does
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: not start until I finished reading the first clue. When
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: you want another clue, just simply say next and I'll
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: move on to the next clue. Um, and you must
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: do this over the course of the 40 seconds. If
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: time runs out or you, you, uh, Or if you
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: give me a wrong answer, that's it. It goes over
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: to your opponent. They get all four clues automatically, but
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: they can only get one point off it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Gotcha.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: OK, so think about, you know, take you take a
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: little bit of time between each clue, but not too
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: much before you move on. If you don't have it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: And since you lost last game, you get the choice.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Do you want to go first or do you want
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: to go second?
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Cool. Don't screw up. This is how people win and
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: lose right here.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Going first means you will always have a choice. The
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: person who goes second will be stuck with the final category.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Which means absolutely nothing anyway.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Because you don't know what they are. There's literally no
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: information about what's behind each of them.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: I think, because I'm not familiar with the game, I'm
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: going to go second so I can kind of observe
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: how this works.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: So.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: All right, so, Stevie, you get the first pick. Would
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: you like control, alt, delete, insert, home, or end?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: So, Mr. Jimothy, you're saying I'm taking control?
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Control it is. Stevie, you will get the first four
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: clues behind control. Stevie, for five points, Uranus changes its
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: astrological sign. Next. Next. For three points, the Sabbath year.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Next.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: For two points, the Brooklyn Bridge is built.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: These are difficult. Next.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: For one point, average human cells regenerate.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to get it.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Time is up. No answer. All right. Um, Timothy, Timothy,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give them to you again. Uranus changes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: It's astrological sign. The Sabbath year, the Brooklyn bridge is built.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Average human cells regenerate. Nothing.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Um, I don't, I don't lose points if I don't
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: get it right.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Uh, no, you don't lose anything for getting it wrong.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: You might as well take a shot.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Three truths and a lie?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I think I got it now. Stevie, do you think
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: you know what it is? What is it?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: They all have a commons. They're all red. No.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: No?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Guys, what is the theme of the episode? These are
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: things that all take or took seven years.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Uranus changes its astrological sign every seven years. The Sabbath
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: year takes place every seven years. The Brooklyn Bridge was
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: built in seven years. And human cells regenerate, on average,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: every seven years.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't know it was the Sabbath year. I knew
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: it was the Sabbath day, but not the Sabbath year.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, the Sabbath year is a real thing. That's crazy.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Crazy all right no points for.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Anybody uh simothy we're over to you would you can
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: have alt delete insert home or end.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty alt so i think i'll go with that.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: You're going with alt okay uh simothy for five points
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: without me next for three points sunflower.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to take a shot. Sunlight?
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's saying yes. You're guessing sunlight?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: That is incorrect. So no points for you. Stevie, I'm
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: going to give you all four clues before you guess.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Without Me, Sunflower, Bad Guy, Old Town Road.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Are these all songs with Ronnie from Falling in Reverse?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: No. I don't fucking know. Again, not all of these
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: relate to the theme, but this one does.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: This one does.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: These are all hit songs from 2019. God damn it.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Old Town Road was by Lil Nas X. Bad Guy
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: was by Billie Eilish. I didn't bother to look who
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: was without me in Sunflower, but they were among the
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: top ten hits of 2019. Holy shit.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: No points to anybody so far.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Stevie, is your pick? Without me, he's M & M,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: by the way, if you're wondering. Oh, okay.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Fair enough.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Stevie, you may have delete, insert, home, or end.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Delete me.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Delete.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Stevie, for five points, NCIS New Orleans.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Next.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: For three points, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: This could be so many things.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Next.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: For two points, the Golden Girls.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Stevie.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Stevie is guessing.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Are these all categories of games we played on BFYTW?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: No, that's incorrect.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Fuck, it's not.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: We've never done an NCIS New Orleans episode.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: We've done everything else. Why haven't we?
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: All right, so I'm going to give all four clues
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: to Timothy to try and steal. Timothy, NCIS New Orleans,
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Golden Girls, Star Trek The
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Next Generation. Huh.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I have an answer, but I think you want something more.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: If I answer and you want something more specific, are
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: you going to tell me that or am I just wrong?
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give you another chance.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: They all had the same amount of seasons.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: You are very, very close. more specific.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, you need more. They all had, I'm just going
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: to stick with the theme, they all had seven seasons.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Is right for one point!
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Yes!
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Each of these television shows ran for exactly seven seasons.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I wasn't sure about Golden Girls, that's why I thought
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: they had the last one.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Our first point is on
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: the board. Well done, Timothy. Good guess. All right. We
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: are back to you. Actually, it's your choice. You stole
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: that one. So now it's your choice. Timothy, would you
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: like insert, home, or end? End.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Because I want this to end.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: All right. All right. Timothy, here we go. For five points, pounds. Next.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: For three points, Samurai.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Next.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: For two points, The Magnificent.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: They're all movie titles with seven in the title.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give that to you. Yeah. They're all
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: movies with seven removed. The first one was Seven Pounds.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: The second one was Seven Samurai. The third was the
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Magnificent Seven. If you'd gotten to it, your last clue
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: would have been Brides for Brothers.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: That would have helped me.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: It would have been Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, of course.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: That is two more points to Simothy.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Woohoo!
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Doing really well now. Stevie, we're back to you for
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: the last choice. Would you like Insert or Home?
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I like.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha!
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I still need you to say it. There we go.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You gotta say it or it doesn't count.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Stevie, for five points, the Sanderson sisters.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, I know them. Next.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: For three points, Alvin and the Chipmunks.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Next.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: For two points, the Powerpuff Girls.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Stevie, are these all siblings in groups of three?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give that to you. Yeah, these are
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: all famous trios.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Sweet.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: The Sanderson sisters, there were three of them. Alvin and
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: the Chipmunks, even though it sounds like there's more, there's
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: still only three. The Powerpuff Girls, there are three of them.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Your last clue would have been Charlie's Angels.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Awesome.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Well done. Trios like us. Heck yeah.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I got points.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: All right, well done. That is another point. That is
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: two points.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got two.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: It's two to three. Timothy, you get the last one.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: You get home. And you want to get this because
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: if you don't, Stevie can tie it.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: So here is your first clue under home for five points. Untitled. Untitled. Next.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: For three points, Roberts v. Sparrow.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Next.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: For two points, Marvel Flame War.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Next.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: For one point, BFYTW Podcast Show No. 1.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: All things that came out seven years ago.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: In this case, I'm going to need you to be
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: a little bit more specific.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. The first episode was seven years ago? Is
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: that specific enough, or do you need more?
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Sorry, say that again?
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: The first episode was seven years ago. The first edition...
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: You need more.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: You're teetering on the edge of it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: You're teetering on the edge of it? I'm not trying
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: to be difficult.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you one last shot at it.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not being difficult. I'm just trying to figure out
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: how to praise it.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Um....
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. All things in different medium that came out
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: seven years ago.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: No, I can't. You're way off now. Stevie to steal.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Can you steal it? Do you know what these are?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: What were they again? I'm sorry.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Untitled. Roberts v. Sparrow. Marvel Flame War. BFYTW podcast show
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: number one.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Are these the whole things that came out September 19th
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: of 2019?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: No, that's not either. That's not either. These are the
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: first four episode titles of BFYTW in reverse order.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, holy fuck.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Our very first episode was BFYTW podcast show number one.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: The second one was Marvel Flame War. The third one
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: is Roberts v. Sparrow. If the fourth one had a title,
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: I can't find it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, you can't find it if
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: you go on like Spreaker or, you know, our podcast services.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: BFYTW show number four is not there. However, Stevie did
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: archive it on YouTube. So you can find our fourth
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: episode on YouTube, but it has no title. It's just
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: the fourth show.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Very, very. It's the mystery episode.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: So I left it as untitled, but it's true. If
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: you actually go and look, our fourth show is missing
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: for some reason. In any event, that means no points
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: for that one. So at the end of our game,
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Stevie has two points. But Timothy has three, which means
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: he wins this game.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Very nice.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: He gets three episode points and has won the episode
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: four points to two.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, you did win.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I won again.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: The timeline's broken, Aaron. What are we supposed to do now?
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: I'm up to three, Smoke.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: I think we should celebrate. I think it's awesome that
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: our buddy.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Is back again.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: On our 7th anniversary show. I think it's only appropriate
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: that we appreciate someone who's been with us for most
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: of this crazy ride.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: No fucking joke.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: No joke at all. That is going to be it
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: from us, man. I hope you've enjoyed the past seven
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: years of BFYTW, at least a fraction of how much
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: we've enjoyed it. It's been an incredible ride, and I
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: hope it continues for another 17 years or more. But
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: that is going to be it from us. You can
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: follow me online at Pants to Saren. You can follow
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Stevie at.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Midnight Smoke.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: You can follow Sympathy at.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Running the hamster wheel. Run the wheel pod. Yeah. On Twitter,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: whatever the fuck the thing's called.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: You said it right.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you did say it right. Good job.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I should hope so. It's Mike.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Running the hamster wheel. Please check it out. It is
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: a chill, relaxed chat show that I personally enjoy. I
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: definitely enjoyed the show on AI. And I look forward
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: to guesting on so we can talk authors and bookerings.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to have you back or have you on.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: We're excited. We had the three of you on together.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to having you.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: That was a great show. We had a lot of fun. So, yeah, absolutely.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Please check that out. You can also check out Kerosene Letter.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: He did our music for this. most other episodes of
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: the show. You can send us emails at bfytwpodcast.gmail.com. If
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: we like your emails, we'll read them out loud on
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: the show. If we don't like them, we'll read them
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: out loud and make fun of you. You can also
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: go to our website at bfytwpod.com where you can find
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: links to us and all the cool things our friends
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: are doing. You can also find the Contact Us section,
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: which contains a voicemail widget. You can leave a voicemail
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: right from your computer or your phone, and it will
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: allow you to record up to 90 seconds to say
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: whatever delightful, flattering things you want to say about our
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: seven-year journey to this point.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Or just call in and roast them.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: It can be fun as fuck, too. We're all about that.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: And you can also go to Patreon. Go to patreon.com
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: slash BFYTW. It's just a $ 5 tier. But even if
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: you can't afford that, even if money is so tight.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: that you can just barely get by, then please feel
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: free to follow us for free. You get a bunch
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: of free stuff just for following.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: And early episodes of the show.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you get access to so much more.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: And it's great if you just follow. We appreciate every
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: follow we get. If you can afford to get, we
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: love people joining us in the $ 5 tier. You get
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: access to everything. And like I said, we don't ask much. $ 5,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: it's almost less than a cup of coffee at this point.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Almost.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: And it gets you so much of our last seven
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: years of joy, games, and entertainment. So please check it out. um,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: join the incredible humans who have already, uh, given us
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: so much, uh, and have continued to support us throughout
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: these seven years. Um, it really is appreciated. I wish
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: I had the list of names from me so I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: could read them out loud.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: It is the best $ 5 I spend a month. I'm
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: not going to lie. It is the best $ 5 I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: spend a month. Hell yeah.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: All right. I got the list. We've got Mexican, native Pixie,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Colin Maggs, Justin B., Kristen Farley. Yes. David A.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: David.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: David.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Todd.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, we got a Jim. We got 8-Bit. We got
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: a Bridget from Long Island.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Bridget from Long Island.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: We got David M. We got Aaron from freaking the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Golden Girls podcast.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: On the Lanai.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: On the Lanai. That's the one.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Do you know anybody's show?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I barely know my show.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: I heard him.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Say BTFYW once and it has never left me. It happens.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Um, hell yeah.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Uh, Jeff for me, gate leapers.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: We got crunchy.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Gate leapers, crunchy. The man, the myth, the bell end.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Yes. Timothy, Timothy.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: He's right there on the list. He's right there on
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: your screen. We got Crystal D. We got the Suggested
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Articles podcast with Double F Jeff and Single F Jeff.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Hells yeah.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, guys.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: We got Julie from running the hamster wheel. See, I
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: can do it, too.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not the only one. My better half.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: My better half. Holy crap. We got Papa Smoke, my dad, John,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: and my mom, Diane.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Hi, guys.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: I know your mom laughs like you do. It's the
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: funniest fucking thing I've ever heard.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: It's delightful.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: It is delightful. It's absolutely delightful.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: So thank you guys. Thank you all for supporting us
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: and doing this goofiness.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Thank you for coming along on this insane seven-year journey.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Seven years.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Here's to seven more. Fucking A. We love you. We
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: love you with every square inch of our heart and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: parts of our butt.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: And.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Can I say one thing? As a representative of the audience,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: thank you both for the content you've provided us for
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: the last seven years. Hell yeah. I know I speak
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: for everybody on that list and everybody not on that list.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: We fucking love the fuck out of all of you.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: So keep doing it.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: The love is felt. I guarantee you. This show has
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: been wrapping up for 10 minutes, so I'm going to
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: bring it to a halt right now. That's going to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: be it from us, and I say the why.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Because fuck you, that's why.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Seven years, that's why.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Seven years, motherfuckers.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: What's in the box?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, my.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: God.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: I forgot about what's in the box. Yeah.