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ITS CYBER MONDAY and PAYTON is PISSED · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake as John Jay and Rich what's crack a leg?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle, double.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one and only dog you know the glasses. Lastly,
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  Speaker 1: in the place to be. And you're listening to John
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  Speaker 1: Jay and Rich wakes.
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  Speaker 2: Suck John j and Rich phone numbers eight seven seven,
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  Speaker 2: us right now jump on the air. That you can
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  Speaker 2: also text us. Text jj R and your message to
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  Speaker 2: nine six eight niney three. This is December already, freaking.
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  Speaker 1: Nuts, believable freaking nuts. That was a fast one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm currently debating buying something on Cyber Monday because my
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  Speaker 2: wife was telling me that is we're gonna get a
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  Speaker 2: good deal on this. But now, since the advent of
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  Speaker 2: my EMF necklace that I still wear, uh huh, right,
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  Speaker 2: that I wanted to get a sleep eight yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: right now you can get like seven hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing. You've been waiting for this. You wanted this
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  Speaker 1: for years, but it projects EMF.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're blocked, but I want to
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  Speaker 2: sleep with this all the time. Kyle, come on, duh, Well.
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  Speaker 3: Don't they have some weird EMF blanket?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. But the thing is, I'm really
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  Speaker 2: looking at it, but I have to get a new match.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need we need to. My wife doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: to get the Sleep eight mattress cover because the cover
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  Speaker 2: unless we get a new bed. So we're kind of
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  Speaker 2: shopping for a new mattress but right now. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure there's mattress specials everywhere. I just have to look,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm concerned for the EMF thing. It's just kind
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  Speaker 2: of like I don't like having my cell phone around
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  Speaker 2: me anymore because of the EMF stuff, you know. So anyway,
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  Speaker 2: that's just going on. What about any other Black Friday
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  Speaker 2: specials or Cyber Monday.
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  Speaker 3: It was my goal to be done today, so I
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  Speaker 3: still have a few people to go, so I'm hoping
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  Speaker 3: I can figure something out.
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  Speaker 4: Fingers crossed, you get that done. I feel like I
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  Speaker 4: have had a rough Cyber Monday. I feel like I
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  Speaker 4: got bamboozled by Sephora. I seriously do. I went in,
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  Speaker 4: I bought three new products that I needed and it
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  Speaker 4: came out to be right around eighty five dollars, which
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  Speaker 4: is expensive for these three little products. But that's usually
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  Speaker 4: how it's expensive, That's what it is. And so I'm
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  Speaker 4: sitting there, I'm all excited to try my new rare
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  Speaker 4: beauty products in this new eyebrow gel.
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  Speaker 1: And rare rear Rare Rayer beauty.
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  Speaker 4: Beauty Selena Gome is his brand. I go and I
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  Speaker 4: check out, I tap my card, I pay, and the lady,
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  Speaker 4: the sepphor It under goes thanks for shopping with us.
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  Speaker 4: Make sure you check out these and all the other
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  Speaker 4: things on sale tomorrow for Cyber Monday tomorrow. You didn't
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  Speaker 4: want to throw me a bone and let me know
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  Speaker 4: it's give me a sail early wait on my purchase.
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  Speaker 2: That's such a bummer.
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  Speaker 4: And then to top it off, what made it even
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  Speaker 4: more frustrating. So I went to the Sapphort inside the
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  Speaker 4: Coals because I had some Amazon return and come to
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  Speaker 4: find know, if you shop at the saphor at Coals,
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  Speaker 4: they can't match up your beauty insider. So I didn't
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  Speaker 4: even get points.
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  Speaker 1: For my purchase.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, you know what I would do, Actually, this
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  Speaker 3: is what I would do. I would go return the
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  Speaker 3: products and then you buy them on sale on Cyber Monday.
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  Speaker 4: IM glad that you and I have the same brand,
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  Speaker 4: because that's exactly what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as I leave, you go return it and
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  Speaker 3: then just take advantage of the deal, or you can
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  Speaker 3: just say refund me the difference.
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  Speaker 2: What about when you were there, Why didn't you say
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  Speaker 2: you can just return it right now?
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  Speaker 4: Awkward?
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  Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, order it online and then have them
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  Speaker 1: ship it to you. Yeah, maybe I got over eighty
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  Speaker 1: five bucks. You're free shipping.
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  Speaker 4: I think this is what I'll do, because sefore you
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  Speaker 4: have a thirty day like return policy thing even if
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  Speaker 4: you try the products. So I think what I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: do is just purchase it again and then once those
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  Speaker 4: get in, I'll just return the other one.
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  Speaker 1: I just wear it all right now and then return
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  Speaker 1: it put it all on.
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  Speaker 4: That's like that backwards cost go mentality that people have.
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  Speaker 3: That's I just thought I.
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  Speaker 4: Got bamboozled a little bit. My feelings are, but.
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  Speaker 1: It's all good.
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  Speaker 2: Would buy you. I was just thinking about when you
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  Speaker 2: were telling that car story about your tires and you've
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  Speaker 2: always got problems in the cars? Are there special Tesla
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  Speaker 2: cyber Monday deals?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, not that I know of.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I don't need it right now, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I had one tire with the like the air pressure
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  Speaker 3: was drastically lower than the others. I know everyone's air
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  Speaker 3: pressure goes down when it gets cooler, but this one
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  Speaker 3: there was definitely something wrong with the tire because every
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  Speaker 3: day it was depleting overnight. And so we brought into
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  Speaker 3: the tire shop and Scott we made a deal when
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  Speaker 3: we got married because I personally, I feel like I've
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  Speaker 3: always got screwed over by car people because I feel
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  Speaker 3: like I'm an easy target. I don't know what I'm
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  Speaker 3: doing in the car shop, right, And so I told him,
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  Speaker 3: I said, you have to bring it in Otherwise if
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  Speaker 3: I go in, I'm walking out with four new tires
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  Speaker 3: because it con convinced me everything's wrong. So luckily that
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  Speaker 3: deal and then I take care of the gifts.
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  Speaker 2: That's the trade us.
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  Speaker 3: So took the car in and it wasn't going to
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  Speaker 3: be ready in time for me to go get the
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  Speaker 3: kids from school.
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  Speaker 1: So he's like, just take.
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  Speaker 3: My car, no problem, and I'm like, okay, cool. So
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  Speaker 3: I always get kind of nervous driving Scott's car because
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  Speaker 3: I do feel like whenever I drive on the freeway,
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  Speaker 3: I am a rock magnet and I'm going to be
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  Speaker 3: the one that gets a rock in his windshield or
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  Speaker 3: I accidentally curved it sometimes and I'm gonna curb. And
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  Speaker 3: he's very particular about his vehicle, like I've shared this
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  Speaker 3: with you guys before.
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  Speaker 1: But I go get the kids.
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  Speaker 3: I do my normal, my normal routine. Usually I picked
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  Speaker 3: them up and I always like tell them to have
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  Speaker 3: a snack because my kids are always in a better
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  Speaker 3: mood after school with snacks.
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  Speaker 1: Snacks are key as a parent, So I do that.
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  Speaker 3: We we get home and Scott doesn't really like food
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  Speaker 3: in his car, but I'm like, it's just snacks, right,
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  Speaker 3: no big deal. Snacks are different than like bringing spaghetti, right,
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  Speaker 3: So so I picked them up. A couple hours later,
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  Speaker 3: he texts me he's like, the car's ready, let's go
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  Speaker 3: pick it up. So we hoped back in his car
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  Speaker 3: head to the tire place and instantly he goes, what
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  Speaker 3: did you eat in here?
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  Speaker 2: Was there food in here?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, how did you know?
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  Speaker 1: They were just snacks?
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  Speaker 2: It's like his little smells like.
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  Speaker 3: You were baking chili in here in a crop for
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  Speaker 3: five days.
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  Speaker 1: They were just chips.
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  Speaker 3: They were like they were the blue dorito, a cool ranch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what you could smell.
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  Speaker 1: You could smell that.
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  Speaker 3: He definitely could smell it.
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  Speaker 1: And I probably should have rolled down the windows. It was.
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  Speaker 2: There were no clubs.
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  Speaker 3: He could just smell it.
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  Speaker 1: And he has cameras in the car. I'm not buying it.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, you know what, it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I have this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: If it still smells after leaving the windows overnight open,
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  Speaker 3: if it still smells, then I've discovered this stuff years
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  Speaker 3: ago and it's amazing. It's called odors out, oh d
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  Speaker 3: o r z odors out. And years ago I had
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  Speaker 3: bought a kitchen table on Craigslist and when I picked
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  Speaker 3: it up, I didn't realize it was a smoker's house.
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  Speaker 3: And so the table literally reached and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I can't even bring this to my house. This is
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  Speaker 3: like it's soaked in the smoke scent. And I left
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  Speaker 3: that thing in my garage. I poured the odors Out
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  Speaker 3: on it and let it like, I don't know, I
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  Speaker 3: guess the little they're like it almost looks like sand.
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  Speaker 3: The sand seeps in the scent, and the table smelled normal.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think it incredible?
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  Speaker 2: Is it? Wait? Is it in your house now? Not
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  Speaker 2: this house?
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  Speaker 3: This was when I was in college, so I don't
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  Speaker 3: I don't have that table anymore. But it didn't smell anymore.
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  Speaker 3: It was, so I said, I got some odors out.
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  Speaker 2: If it still stinks in there, tomato, we'll.
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  Speaker 4: Just put it there.
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  Speaker 1: Be fun.
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  Speaker 4: Or you just like go to the smoke shop because
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  Speaker 4: they have that same thing. But it's not a powder,
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  Speaker 4: it's a spray.
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  Speaker 3: Oh see that breaks out too.
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  Speaker 1: There we go? People have box that car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So like if you're a pothead and you smoke
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  Speaker 2: a lot of weed, you spray this on you and
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  Speaker 2: what what do you smell?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? You wouldn't spray it on you would be like
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  Speaker 4: if you hot box your car, you would go and
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  Speaker 4: you would spray it in your car and it like
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  Speaker 4: takes out the odors from the oxygen.
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  Speaker 1: You have not sprayed that in your car because I've
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  Speaker 1: been five feet away from your car.
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  Speaker 2: Business, what about what about your person? Can you do
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  Speaker 2: it for a person? Like so you don't smells in
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  Speaker 2: your clothes and stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I'm ever try.
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  Speaker 2: So what's to call it? Smoke shop?
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  Speaker 4: I forget, It's like called like ozone something like.
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  Speaker 1: I thought ozone what Kyle was talking about.
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  Speaker 4: But it's not spread.
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  Speaker 1: So you did it for a lot of stuff, not
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  Speaker 1: just stoner cuts.
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  Speaker 2: So going to the smoke shop for Black Friday? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no one knows. What do you go knowing? No? What
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  Speaker 2: you we don't know. I left the steak in my
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  Speaker 2: car in the summer one. Oh god, it is so funny. Alright,
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  Speaker 2: well done, Alright, I don't know, maybe not so much.
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  Speaker 2: That's so funny. You have to steak in your car,
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  Speaker 2: you know. I remember he's got the pepper shaker.
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  Speaker 3: Full on meals in there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, it's December first, Cyber Monday.