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OUTRO: The Illusion of Choice · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, how's everybody going? I spoke to my brother today
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  Speaker 1: and he's got some mates that he works with that
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  Speaker 1: are huge Big Show fans.
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  Speaker 2: There are they?
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  Speaker 1: He was like, they're fizzing that the Fellows are back
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  Speaker 1: a really yeah today?
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  Speaker 3: How good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Are they crops as well?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they're dog handlers. Yes, and they listen to the
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  Speaker 1: Big Show all the time apparently, and they sickballs and
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  Speaker 1: they footballs fellas. It's it's interesting that you know, my
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  Speaker 1: family doesn't listen to the show, but.
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  Speaker 2: But your wife does. Only does she does. She's often
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  Speaker 2: takes in the show, begging you.
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  Speaker 1: If she's driving home from work, but she's no longer work,
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  Speaker 1: she's like, whatever, yeah, losers.
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  Speaker 3: For some reason, I had it in my head that
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  Speaker 3: she sits at home listening to the show. No, right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like when she was driving home from works,
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  Speaker 2: said careful, my wife's driving home from work now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yes, Whereas now you were stoked because it's just
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  Speaker 3: no holds barred, you said, and actually you could finally
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  Speaker 3: start speaking the truth.
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  Speaker 2: Weird? How weird is this?
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  Speaker 1: We've been going what a minute and my throat is
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  Speaker 1: already beginning to hear it And that's from the lack
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  Speaker 1: of speaking in my week off.
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  Speaker 3: It is good, though, isn't it like not speaking for
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  Speaker 3: a week?
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  Speaker 1: It's great, it's great, but it's hurting, right. You take
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  Speaker 1: to be more concerned about it. Yeah, okay, where you
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  Speaker 1: go them?
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  Speaker 3: Logie's got handfuls of throat.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't got handfuls. I've got this one because I
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  Speaker 2: forgot my four boxes I've got at home.
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  Speaker 3: Have you still got a throw to shoe?
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  Speaker 2: I've got to throw to shoe? Kids. You can probably
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  Speaker 2: probably said a little bit nasally, yeah, yeah, just a bit,
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  Speaker 2: yeah probably. But I've worked out what it is and
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  Speaker 2: I think I'll be good by the end of the week. Wow. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so that's good. That's a real positive role, mate, Know
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  Speaker 2: what it is. I've been overdoing the otrovan.
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  Speaker 3: Ah three days max, but I have.
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  Speaker 2: Been to following that. Yeah, but then I was like
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  Speaker 2: last night, just a running nose, but the soreness had gone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just said a really running nose. But everything else
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  Speaker 2: was feeling good except for that. And then I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't be in bed with a running nose or not.
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  Speaker 2: I want a good sleep. Otrevan bang sore throat instantly, Wow, instantly,
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  Speaker 2: sore throat. And there's been so all day to day.
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  Speaker 2: So just got to get off at Jason.
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  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, sure, because is there anything Is there
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  Speaker 1: anything more annoying than lying in bed with someone sniffing?
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  Speaker 2: I can think of a billions so many more.
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  Speaker 1: That's up there for me. What about if someone's sitting
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  Speaker 1: with something and going.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, who was doing in that? My wife hates,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely hates, especially there's a place in your nasal passage
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  Speaker 2: where she goes, blow your nose. But it's like, well
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  Speaker 2: it's not really, it sits back in your head, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's just like I think I
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  Speaker 2: can just blow my nose.
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  Speaker 1: You can't.
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  Speaker 3: Easier for me to go.
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  Speaker 1: We hit someone. I don't know whether it was outside
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  Speaker 1: our apartment or next but we never hear anyone out
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  Speaker 1: next door doing the big throaty like he did it
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  Speaker 1: once and it was a really fleamy, meaty bastard, and
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  Speaker 1: my wife and I were in bed and we were
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  Speaker 1: both like going, oh, that's gross, but he did it
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  Speaker 1: like four or five times.
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  Speaker 3: Are not the fund The good thing with that is
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  Speaker 3: you have to get the flem out man, and the
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  Speaker 3: best way is to spit it out.
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  Speaker 2: And the best way to do it is stand out
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  Speaker 2: on the street outside your window.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, outside Jase's apartment. What's your addressing is the best place.
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  Speaker 2: Number one pilgrimage spot people from all around the world
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  Speaker 2: go outside Joe's.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what. I either do that or
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  Speaker 3: they have a guard themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Having Speaking of taking, speaking of taking, like not meds,
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  Speaker 1: but stuff that you shouldn't take too many of. I
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  Speaker 1: did that very thing last night, mogie with quickes, with
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  Speaker 1: Quickies lozenges.
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  Speaker 3: Do you get what's it called acid reflux?
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  Speaker 1: I get terrible, Yeah, terrible, six doublings reflux, And and
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  Speaker 1: I was just pounding them last night when we went
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  Speaker 1: to the comedy show, and I was like, I probably
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't have too many.
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  Speaker 3: Of these, were you? Gee?
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  Speaker 2: And then I got home last.
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  Speaker 1: I was I was, and I was getting like stabbing
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  Speaker 1: pains in my kidney.
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  Speaker 3: This has been a week since I've heard this.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like I wonder if it was all
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  Speaker 1: those pound terrible for you. Yeah, and they were not
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  Speaker 1: the chalky sort of ones you normally get, but like
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  Speaker 1: a little cube one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want, If anyone have a doesn't, I've
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  Speaker 2: got about.
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  Speaker 3: Four left handfuls of them. What does the rested flux feel.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Bernie, I don't know if.
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  Speaker 4: Get stuck quite high like a burning chune. You know
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  Speaker 4: the ads where you see the cut through of a person,
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  Speaker 4: you know, the diagram of a person, and there's a
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  Speaker 4: beating red throbber in the middle of the.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty nailed it.
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  Speaker 3: Man comes with like a white liquid come and sprays
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  Speaker 3: down there down the throat.
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  Speaker 1: I suffered through that for so.
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  Speaker 2: Long, a fireman, pump and seman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then I went, what a change, fell massive
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  Speaker 1: acid in my chest all the time, and then gave
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  Speaker 1: uscan that it was a bomb.
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  Speaker 3: So so did you get did you get it from
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  Speaker 3: your ye? Did you get it from and fire woman?
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  Speaker 3: Did you get from the sex dumplings?
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  Speaker 1: No? I get it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Right, it's just just being what'd you get into your forties? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Gabuskne A is the.
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  Speaker 2: It's right, you reminded me. I used to be scilling
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  Speaker 2: that ship all the time.
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  Speaker 1: All the time from you, Mogi, because you were doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Went I'm going to give that a cray.
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  Speaker 2: It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: That's bloody great.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing stuff. I haven't had that for a while.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking good couple.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't need it. I mean, yeah, God, we've always
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  Speaker 2: had something to complain about. I didn't want to fuck her.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's good stuff. It was the whole Archy Big
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  Speaker 2: Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchymer the Warky
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  Speaker 2: Big Show podcast. That was the comedy last night great,
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  Speaker 2: really good, really really good, genuinely really good.
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  Speaker 3: Because I was a I was like, God, award ceremony,
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  Speaker 3: long night, the radio awards, fucking bang on and on
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  Speaker 3: and on. This was the second half, which was the awards.
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  Speaker 3: Last there was a musical performance from Two Hearts, very
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  Speaker 3: very good, and then there was like fifteen minutes of
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  Speaker 3: awards and it was done.
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic because I was thinking the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck of these awards, bang on for
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  Speaker 1: two halves, Mogie. I'm not a fan of the intermission.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, just get it fucking done. And but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: two Hearts and then it wasn't even yeah, probably about
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  Speaker 1: ten fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: I was a little bit of fucking around a tiny chat,
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  Speaker 3: but thank fuck for that.
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  Speaker 2: And it was good.
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  Speaker 3: It was really good, really good because it was the
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  Speaker 3: five finalists for the Billy t s Up and Comer Award,
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  Speaker 3: which was quite interesting, and then it was the three.
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  Speaker 3: We're just interesting because it's these people that are just
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  Speaker 3: like on the cusp of becoming probably a household comedian
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  Speaker 3: name in New Zealand, but have been the guy that
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  Speaker 3: won it Big Sandy's who used to book a lot
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  Speaker 3: of gigs for comedians. She was saying, he's been doing
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  Speaker 3: comedy for ten years, right, and he won the up
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  Speaker 3: and Coming Award, right, you know. But she was also
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  Speaker 3: like I saw Hi when he first started, totally different
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  Speaker 3: to now. And the thing I loved about him is
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  Speaker 3: so the judges were there too, and there's a group
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  Speaker 3: of about ten judges. I'd say, Jase, maybe I don't know, yes,
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  Speaker 3: one of whom was Susy Cato, right, mother of the Nation.
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  Speaker 3: Well you know, she certainly raised me and a lot
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  Speaker 3: of other people in my age. And this guy won
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  Speaker 3: the Jilly. This guy went out there and had five
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  Speaker 3: minutes to impress the judges and he did five minutes
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  Speaker 3: solid on eating ass.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and he does not look like was loving it.
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  Speaker 2: She was loving it.
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  Speaker 3: She was like Carpi, Ihua, more of that please? And
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  Speaker 3: he won it. And I was stuck because he made
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  Speaker 3: me laugh the most. It was very funny and he
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  Speaker 3: just would not stop coming back to that same job.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if I might have seen that guy.
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  Speaker 3: I pick shouted to him because he made me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: On the on the INSS today.
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  Speaker 3: Carreos won the Chreos won the the Fred, the Fred.
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  Speaker 3: Yes he never won that AJS.
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  Speaker 1: Well they didn't. It didn't exist when I was doing
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  Speaker 1: comedy Fred Degg, Well Fred did, but the award didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just filthy that we never got five.
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  Speaker 3: Grand from the Billy Tea Award.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't get Deadly Ship.
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  Speaker 3: What did you get four shillings.
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  Speaker 2: About deadly Ship? Did you get Deadly Ship?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't get my boy. I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: my tail till twenty years later.
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  Speaker 3: And then you didn't give a fuck about it.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a rock.
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  Speaker 1: I was twenty six years like now it's framed in
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  Speaker 1: my lounge full.
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  Speaker 2: I was actually thinking about this the other day, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: what the billy teas things that are framed in your house?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: And you remember, of course, Casey, there are a few
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  Speaker 2: years ago I got your worries, usually which I have
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  Speaker 2: since lost. Oh gee, so I got you a school card,
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  Speaker 2: a scorecard. Yes, And it occurred to me when I
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  Speaker 2: was lying, lying awake for some reason or another the
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  Speaker 2: other night when we were out at your place for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see it on the wall anywhere. No where
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  Speaker 2: is it.
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  Speaker 1: It's in story.
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  Speaker 2: Disgraceful downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: There's a feud in storage. Actually yeah, And can I
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  Speaker 1: just say on that front that was my wife's doing.
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  Speaker 2: I bet it was. I have absolute you, no doubt.
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  Speaker 2: I would hope that you would take a stand, but
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  Speaker 2: I know the power of a wife.
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  Speaker 1: I just went okay, and she's like, where are we
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  Speaker 1: going to put this? And I was like, we can
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  Speaker 1: put it in the back. She's not a scorecard, no,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, come on, man.
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  Speaker 2: We're fighting the fight. Do you know I had I
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  Speaker 2: had dinner with a mate. Dinner with a mate. That's
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  Speaker 2: not true. I went to a mate's place for fucking
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  Speaker 2: for New Years. I had dinner with a mate and
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  Speaker 2: we're outside even eats of beers, and that it's my
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  Speaker 2: first time having been there. Great mates of mine, both
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  Speaker 2: of them and were sort of look at the house
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  Speaker 2: and we were sleeping in the sleepout. Now in the
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  Speaker 2: sleepout they had sort of like these old rock and
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  Speaker 2: roll posters, and there was a Johnny Cash and a
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: Bob Marley and a Kurt Cobaine and all these sorts
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  Speaker 2: of things. They had a bit of style, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, it's really cool what you've done out there.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, man, it's like, you know, we
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  Speaker 2: just wanted to give it its own sort of style,
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  Speaker 2: you know. Anyway, over the course of the conversation, it
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  Speaker 2: became a parent that his missus had moved into the house.
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  Speaker 2: He was already living there, had slowly been moving. He goes, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, this one used to be at the bottom
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  Speaker 2: of stairs, and I loved it there. But missus was like, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, what to be looks really cool.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, and he's a little bit younger,
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  Speaker 2: I said, you know what's happened here?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: He's like what I was like, your missus here, who
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  Speaker 2: was sitting there with me and my missus. She doesn't
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  Speaker 2: like any of these being in the house. That's why
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  Speaker 2: it's all now out in the No no, no no.
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  Speaker 2: We decided to be really cool to sit up. And
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  Speaker 2: I said to his missus, tell me I'm wrong. You're
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  Speaker 2: telling me that you haven't deliberately slowly got all of
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  Speaker 2: these things that he absolutely loved out of his house
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  Speaker 2: and put them in the shed. She said, that's one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent yes, and he was devastating. He thought it
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  Speaker 2: was a decision that they'd made together and had absolutely
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  Speaker 2: nothing to do with about.
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  Speaker 3: And that happens in every single absolutely it does all
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  Speaker 3: my I had gaming posters and I had I think
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  Speaker 3: I talked about I had fridge magnets with old cars
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  Speaker 3: on them, and then I came out and my wife
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  Speaker 3: had put them on my toolbox. She said, oh, those
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  Speaker 3: look cool on your toolbox in the garage. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I had a cool carb.
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  Speaker 1: When I had the hangman come, I remember that guy
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  Speaker 1: that came and hung my hung up.
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  Speaker 3: All your posters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the hangman.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you still plugging it? We did like an
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  Speaker 3: hours with.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of hours. But yes, it's probably good chair
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  Speaker 2: on that. Yeah, But I mean discovering been stitched.
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  Speaker 3: Where Mogie's got his one makes sense. It's in the
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  Speaker 3: toilet in his office only for guys to look at
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  Speaker 3: if they're standing up peeing, whereas women don't see it
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  Speaker 3: because it's behind them.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that my wife, my wife, Kevin haven't seen that.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, Oh my god, that will looks so good
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  Speaker 2: in your office, So I know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And also on that front, like at our family batch,
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  Speaker 1: my wife's given her father and partner various pieces of art,
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  Speaker 1: photos and stuff like that, always in the spare room
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  Speaker 1: in the main lound. It just always in the spare room,
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  Speaker 1: and you know she's quietly save.
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  Speaker 2: The fun thing to do is to keep on giving
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  Speaker 2: really terrible pieces.
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  Speaker 1: Of where they can put them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got in your house.
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  Speaker 3: Keysy, Yes. Starting to thing we do now is whenever
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: we go overseas, we try to bring home a print
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  Speaker 3: or a piece of art. So we've got something from
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  Speaker 3: the Tate Modern in London, and.
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  Speaker 2: We've got another one it must have been Experience.
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  Speaker 1: League.
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  Speaker 3: Another one from a gallery in Croatia that we were
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  Speaker 3: just a print shooting gallery. We can't yeah, shooting gallery. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Heroin good to be back. Listen to the Big Show
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  Speaker 3: for the seven week days. Ready