Latest / Sherlock Holmes / Sherlock Holmes Radio April Fool's Day Adventure Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruc
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- 0:04Speaker 1: You were, and chill to the minute as all.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Well, this is one doctor's appointment. I'm eager to keep.
- 0:12Speaker 1: My boy.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Draw up your usual turn, make yourself comfortable.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Facts wells act to today's April the first? Did anyone
- 0:20Speaker 2: try and play any jolts on you did, mister.
- 0:22Speaker 1: B But I'm happy to say that nobody caught me.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Not as in the story that I'm going to tell
- 0:27Speaker 3: you tonight. But in April Fool's Day prank certainness called
- 0:31Speaker 3: a bullseye.
- 0:32Speaker 2: I see you have the dispatch box out again, doctor,
- 0:34Speaker 2: in refreshing your memory, Yes, tell them.
- 0:37Speaker 3: When I tell you the adventure took face at eighteen
- 0:40Speaker 3: hundred and eighty one, I think you will agree that
- 0:42Speaker 3: after such a lapse of time, a man can hardly
- 0:45Speaker 3: rely on memory alone.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Eighteen eighty one, Doctor Tonight's adventure, it must have been
- 0:50Speaker 2: one of the really early ones.
- 0:52Speaker 3: It was, indeed, in fact be exact, It took place
- 0:54Speaker 3: only a little while after Sherlock Holmes and I had first.
- 0:57Speaker 1: Met and taken up lodging skiller.
- 1:00Speaker 4: How was the great detective in us earlier found me?
- 1:04Speaker 3: To give you an example, my boy, I shared our
- 1:06Speaker 3: Baker Street lodgings with him for over a month before
- 1:09Speaker 3: I was even certain of his profession, the knowledge of
- 1:11Speaker 3: which I learned to my awe and astonishment when our
- 1:15Speaker 3: first adventure together took place.
- 1:17Speaker 4: That was the one you called a study in scarlet, wasn't.
- 1:20Speaker 1: It that memory?
- 1:23Speaker 3: But even after that adventure, I found myself wondering at
- 1:26Speaker 3: times what I had let myself in for sharing lodgings
- 1:28Speaker 3: with such a strange companion. It was in one of
- 1:32Speaker 3: those moods of doubts and confusion that my story begins.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Late one March evening, I found myself in the neighborhood
- 1:38Speaker 3: that figured in the circus. It was cold, and instead
- 1:41Speaker 3: of drizzle of rain had dampened my spirits. I took
- 1:43Speaker 3: the glass of wine and the sound of music that
- 1:46Speaker 3: put me in a better mood, and the firm is
- 1:48Speaker 3: about tell. I entered the Criterion restaurant. As I sat
- 1:52Speaker 3: with a glass of rare vintage Porte at my elbow,
- 1:55Speaker 3: the orchestra playing a Dreams Class waltz in the background,
- 1:58Speaker 3: I couldn't help thinking of a life fast time that
- 2:00Speaker 3: I've been there. It was a night I met a
- 2:03Speaker 3: young medical student for the name of Temple. He was
- 2:05Speaker 3: the man who first introduced it to Sherlock Holmes.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Suddly, I put a stap on my shoulder.
- 2:11Speaker 3: I turned, and to my amazement, once again, young Stamford was.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Standing before.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Or should I say, doctor Watson? How are you, my
- 2:21Speaker 2: dear Chad?
- 2:22Speaker 1: Hello, Stamford comes to dark. Thanks.
- 2:24Speaker 2: I'm glad to see that you're not holding any grudge
- 2:25Speaker 2: against me. Why else would I do that for introducing
- 2:28Speaker 2: you to Sherlock Holmes. I've reproached myself ever since.
- 2:31Speaker 5: I think he's as mad as a heckcentric.
- 2:34Speaker 3: In fact, i'll admit that he is eccentric, but he's
- 2:36Speaker 3: an extremely interesting follow.
- 2:38Speaker 1: He'll make a great.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Thing for himself as a private depicture one of these days,
- 2:40Speaker 3: you'll see if I'm not right Stamford.
- 2:42Speaker 2: I saw something about him in the paper the other day.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Was the last in Gardens of Fellows? Yes, yes it was.
- 2:48Speaker 3: He's a brilliant man's stafford, quite brilliant, so im just
- 2:51Speaker 3: for the times. He was like a fiend as a rule,
- 2:54Speaker 3: but occasionally a action si for days the time to
- 2:57Speaker 3: rely on our sofa, Harvey, I think a word on
- 2:59Speaker 3: moving muscle from.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Morning to night.
- 3:03Speaker 2: I think he takes himself too seriously, how would you
- 3:06Speaker 2: like to join in a.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Little plot Potter against Home?
- 3:09Speaker 2: Yes, yes, just rag. You know, we thought it'd be
- 3:11Speaker 2: rather fun. We Bursday and I we were just talking
- 3:14Speaker 2: about it. I'll call him over burthy. Maybe I've seen
- 3:17Speaker 2: him before something I'm sure you must have done. He's
- 3:19Speaker 2: been around at the hospital and anytime you go in
- 3:21Speaker 2: the British Museum you'll find him there. Nice fellow, but dull,
- 3:24Speaker 2: definitely doll.
- 3:26Speaker 6: Yes, Stamford.
- 3:27Speaker 7: Oh, this is.
- 3:27Speaker 2: A friend of mine, John Watson. This is James Murphy.
- 3:30Speaker 3: How do I think I've seen you at the hospital?
- 3:32Speaker 5: And I know I've seen you, doctor wats Oh, sit
- 3:34Speaker 5: down and come and join us.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Thank you very I was just telling Watson about our
- 3:38Speaker 2: little plot.
- 3:38Speaker 5: Oh you you you mean about.
- 3:41Speaker 3: I'd like you follows to realize that Holmes is a
- 3:43Speaker 3: very good friend of mine.
- 3:44Speaker 5: Oh, don't worry, wat, So this is all in good fun.
- 3:46Speaker 5: Don't you realize what the date is?
- 3:48Speaker 6: Tomorrow?
- 3:48Speaker 5: First of April is years April Fool's Day.
- 3:51Speaker 3: Oh no, I see you play an April Fool's Day
- 3:54Speaker 3: joke on Home.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Yes, that's our plans.
- 3:56Speaker 5: Well it's hardly our plans, camp, but it's very lady
- 3:58Speaker 5: Anne Partington's idea. You see, Holmes is very rude to
- 4:01Speaker 5: her when she visited the hospital recently, and she wants
- 4:03Speaker 5: to well, you know, take him down a pegatol.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Enough, I must say, he's inclined to be rather elegant. Time.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Well, what's what's the plan.
- 4:11Speaker 5: We'll need your help, Whatson. You must be careful not
- 4:13Speaker 5: to give the joke away. I'll bet you a fiver
- 4:15Speaker 5: that homes falls for the whole story. Oh glad and sinker.
- 4:19Speaker 5: Now here's exactly what we're.
- 4:21Speaker 6: Planning to do.
- 4:22Speaker 5: Lady Anne is going to call on homes at Fake
- 4:24Speaker 5: the Street in the morning, call to.
- 4:28Speaker 7: See me in my professional capacity.
- 4:30Speaker 8: Surely, my dear man, you didn't think this was a
- 4:32Speaker 8: social call.
- 4:33Speaker 9: You're much too rude to me at the hospital the
- 4:35Speaker 9: other day for that.
- 4:37Speaker 7: That was the point I was trying to make.
- 4:39Speaker 3: You need to take this chairman to my most comfortable room.
- 4:43Speaker 8: Thank you, doctor Watts.
- 4:44Speaker 7: And now what can I do to help you?
- 4:46Speaker 8: You've heard of the elkinstone emerald?
- 4:48Speaker 7: Oh yes, yes, indeed a magnificent stone, a very considerable value,
- 4:51Speaker 7: an heirloom in your family.
- 4:53Speaker 8: I believe, yes, mister Holmes. I keep it in a
- 4:55Speaker 8: wall safe in my bedroom.
- 4:57Speaker 9: This morning, when I had occasion to go to the safe,
- 5:00Speaker 9: I discovered that the Emerald had been.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Stolen Scott business. Of course you wanted to homes to
- 5:05Speaker 3: recover it poil.
- 5:06Speaker 7: A remarkable deduction idea, Doctor Lydianne are when you open
- 5:09Speaker 7: the safe, did you observe any signs of it having
- 5:11Speaker 7: been tampered with?
- 5:13Speaker 9: I think it's rather stupid to sit and answer questions
- 5:16Speaker 9: here in Baker Street. Why don't you come over to
- 5:18Speaker 9: my house in Cavendy Square and examine the safe for yourself.
- 5:22Speaker 8: You are a detective, aren't.
- 5:24Speaker 7: You, Lady An Just now you accuse me of rudeness.
- 5:26Speaker 7: I assure you that mine, at least was unintentional.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Come, come, come home touch.
- 5:31Speaker 8: I can promise you a substantial theme, mister Holmes.
- 5:33Speaker 7: I'm a struggling practitioner and a new professional in my poverty,
- 5:37Speaker 7: but not my will consent.
- 5:39Speaker 9: I pay thy poverty and not thy will you see.
- 5:43Speaker 9: I can quote my Shakespeare too, mister Holmes. My carriage
- 5:46Speaker 9: is waiting, gentlemen, let's drive over to Cavendy Square at once?
- 5:48Speaker 8: Shall is that the wall safe, mister Holmes?
- 6:02Speaker 7: Difficult safety track for an expert. You placed the emerald
- 6:05Speaker 7: in it last night, you say.
- 6:06Speaker 8: Yes, when I went to bed, and this morning it
- 6:09Speaker 8: had gone.
- 6:10Speaker 3: Surely, Holmes, this is a good occasion to use that
- 6:12Speaker 3: magnifying glass that you're always.
- 6:13Speaker 7: Fitting about incident occasion, my dear doctor. That's why I
- 6:16Speaker 7: brought it with me.
- 6:18Speaker 1: M hmm.
- 6:18Speaker 7: That's very interesting. Is this safe was opened by an
- 6:22Speaker 7: experts the sign if it's having been forced? Hello discovered
- 6:27Speaker 7: there's a peculiar tarnish on steel knob. It was obviously
- 6:30Speaker 7: handled by someone whose fingers are habitually stained with chemical Amazing,
- 6:35Speaker 7: Ima to my dear doctor, what does that dolly do?
- 6:38Speaker 7: My good one, I should like to examine it if
- 6:40Speaker 7: I may.
- 6:41Speaker 9: But of course, doctor Watson, this is the most beautiful
- 6:48Speaker 9: April fool's April and I've ever played.
- 6:50Speaker 1: It was right?
- 6:51Speaker 3: He has fallen plent thinker who does the same. I'm
- 6:53Speaker 3: beginning to feel guilty. I can't help feeling it's all
- 6:58Speaker 3: in fun.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Last time for mister Murphy.
- 7:00Speaker 9: Listening, Yes, the next door in my drawing room, I'm
- 7:03Speaker 9: sure their ears are positively gued to the keyhole homes
- 7:07Speaker 9: of the car comes.
- 7:09Speaker 7: An interest in there. The windows haven't been tampered with.
- 7:12Speaker 7: We may presume, therefore, that the thief did not enter
- 7:15Speaker 7: by an upstairs window. Oliliam, Yes, mister, this room is
- 7:18Speaker 7: not being touched since you discovered your loss.
- 7:20Speaker 9: Oh no, I told the servants to leave it exactly
- 7:22Speaker 9: as it was while I.
- 7:23Speaker 7: Came to fetch you.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Figure that up.
- 7:29Speaker 7: Uh, the thief with the tall man with a long stride?
- 7:32Speaker 1: Come, come, come, homes.
- 7:33Speaker 3: I know your methods, but there aren't any footprints on
- 7:35Speaker 3: this carpet that that you can identify, even with your magnifying.
- 7:40Speaker 7: I've studied many kinds, and I've never seen one yet
- 7:43Speaker 7: that was committed by a flying creature. As long as
- 7:47Speaker 7: the criminal remains on his two legs, there must be
- 7:49Speaker 7: some some typing displacement can be detected by a keen observer.
- 7:53Speaker 7: I assure you that the mats on this carpet indicate
- 7:56Speaker 7: that the thief, whether a tall man with a long
- 7:58Speaker 7: stride mm is a tobacco ash five tobacco bag. Tobacco
- 8:05Speaker 7: that cells that opens an ouns.
- 8:08Speaker 9: Now, really, mister Holmes, how can you possibly identify an
- 8:11Speaker 9: individual tobacco?
- 8:12Speaker 8: Oh?
- 8:12Speaker 7: It's hopy of mine. In fact, I've even written a
- 8:14Speaker 7: monograph on the subject. Now one more.
- 8:17Speaker 6: Look at the.
- 8:19Speaker 7: Hello, what's the part of the dust? But it was
- 8:24Speaker 7: its trace of rosin, Lady Anne, I suggest to get
- 8:29Speaker 7: in touch with Scotland job at once.
- 8:30Speaker 1: You mean that you've solved her.
- 8:32Speaker 7: I mean, my Adoctor, that I can give you a
- 8:33Speaker 7: reasonably complete picture of the thief. And that picture is
- 8:36Speaker 7: so individual that I'd be surprised if it would fit
- 8:39Speaker 7: more than one man in London.
- 8:40Speaker 9: Right, this is pure magic, mister Holmes, Please describe.
- 8:44Speaker 7: Him to well, he's a tall man, that pride indicates that,
- 8:47Speaker 7: and he's thin.
- 8:48Speaker 1: What enables you to tell that.
- 8:49Speaker 7: His footprints have made a remarkably like indentation on the
- 8:52Speaker 7: nap of the carpet. Thief devil's extensively in chemicals, as
- 8:56Speaker 7: indicated about the tarnishing of the knob on the safe,
- 8:58Speaker 7: and the traces of rosin would suggest that he plays
- 9:01Speaker 7: the violin. Also, the smokeshag Tobacco has a great practical
- 9:05Speaker 7: knowledge of the ways of combination locks, and he's obviously
- 9:08Speaker 7: in close contact with the criminal classes. How do you
- 9:11Speaker 7: know that, mister, Well, he wouldn't steal the famous stoners.
- 9:14Speaker 7: You how to dispose of it through some transport.
- 9:16Speaker 1: It's a very comprehensive picture. Homes. I almost feel if I.
- 9:19Speaker 7: Use a chirp, thank you, doctor. I'm sure there's only
- 9:22Speaker 7: one man in London and it shouldn't be hard to
- 9:25Speaker 7: praise him.
- 9:28Speaker 9: I agree entirely, mister Holmes, Doctor Watson, I think the
- 9:31Speaker 9: joke has gone far enough.
- 9:32Speaker 7: Joke. What do you mean?
- 9:34Speaker 3: You're quite right, homes And thinking there's only one such
- 9:37Speaker 3: man in London, You've just given a perfect description of yourself.
- 9:42Speaker 8: April Fool, Doctor Stamford, mister Murphy.
- 9:47Speaker 2: April fool.
- 10:01Speaker 9: Come along here into the drawing room. Everyone, let us
- 10:05Speaker 9: drink a glass of wine. Mister Holmes, who were so
- 10:07Speaker 9: graciously forgiveness with the little trick we played on him, and.
- 10:10Speaker 8: Also to doctor Stamford, was part of.
- 10:12Speaker 1: The whole idea, no hard feelings home.
- 10:14Speaker 7: No doctor. It was a rather and dalasing experience, and Murphy.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Told me about the plan. I just couldn't resist joining him.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Ah, here you are, Holmes, here's a drink.
- 10:23Speaker 7: Thank you, Stampan.
- 10:24Speaker 4: You know Murphy, don't you?
- 10:25Speaker 1: No?
- 10:26Speaker 7: I don't think we've met.
- 10:27Speaker 6: How'd you do home?
- 10:28Speaker 5: How did you like the little game we played on you?
- 10:30Speaker 7: It was rather a salutary experience. I suppose you gave
- 10:33Speaker 7: them all the details to build up the picture of me.
- 10:35Speaker 3: Hey, doctor, I did at homes, and knowing some of
- 10:38Speaker 3: your methods, we tried to plant every clue that you
- 10:41Speaker 3: would pick up.
- 10:42Speaker 7: Very neat job to an incidentally, a perfect example of
- 10:45Speaker 7: the dangers of deductions based on purely circumstantial evidence. I
- 10:49Speaker 7: shall profit from this little lesson.
- 10:51Speaker 2: I must say it was worth a fortune and emeralds
- 10:53Speaker 2: to see her face homes when you realize what you'd done.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Well, the jokes over. Now, by the way, where is
- 10:57Speaker 1: lady Anne?
- 10:58Speaker 5: I believe she said she was going to fetch the
- 11:00Speaker 5: Oaphenstone emerald.
- 11:01Speaker 6: She thought you might be interested in seeing it.
- 11:02Speaker 7: He probably feels the site that held my wounded that.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Oh, here she comes down home.
- 11:10Speaker 7: What's happened to the emerald?
- 11:11Speaker 9: It's not where I hit it this time, it's really stolen.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Doctor Watson's story will continue in just a few seconds,
- 11:27Speaker 2: so I've just time to remind you that there are many,
- 11:30Speaker 2: many different types of wine. But if you want one
- 11:33Speaker 2: wine that's fine for almost any occasion, then you want
- 11:37Speaker 2: Petrie California's sherry. Petrie sherry is fine before dinner, of course,
- 11:43Speaker 2: But Petrie sherry is good after dinner too, and it's
- 11:46Speaker 2: the perfect wine for cocktail time or anytime friends drop in.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Everybody will love the real heart of the great flavor
- 11:54Speaker 2: you get in every sip of Petrie sherry. And you
- 11:57Speaker 2: can serve Petrie Sherry proudly because those letters P E.
- 12:02Speaker 6: T R.
- 12:03Speaker 2: I fell the proudest name in the history of American wine,
- 12:08Speaker 2: pet Free Wine. Jacky Watson, your April Full Day plot
- 12:13Speaker 2: kind of backfired on you, didn't It was about tell.
- 12:16Speaker 3: It was a perfect example of.
- 12:17Speaker 1: The bite a bit.
- 12:20Speaker 2: For what happened next, I suppose Sherlock Holmes went into
- 12:24Speaker 2: action once again.
- 12:25Speaker 1: It's about telling.
- 12:26Speaker 3: It cured in my heart to see the change in
- 12:28Speaker 3: the for I confess I'd feet rather ashamed of my
- 12:32Speaker 3: part in the prank. For I could see that Holmes
- 12:34Speaker 3: his pride had been hurt, but now the definite crime
- 12:39Speaker 3: before him. The difference was amazing. He suddenly became a dynamo,
- 12:43Speaker 3: galvanized in action as he stood there parting question.
- 12:46Speaker 7: The other members, who is not yourself knew of this
- 12:52Speaker 7: fresh hiding place those Mercy and I did, Yes.
- 12:54Speaker 5: After we left our deliberate clues on the safe. We
- 12:57Speaker 5: went with Lady Anne and saw us to creek the
- 12:58Speaker 5: emerald and the top draw up her dressing table.
- 13:01Speaker 9: We thought it would be all right there after all,
- 13:03Speaker 9: as soon as the joke was over, I was going
- 13:05Speaker 9: to put it back in the safe.
- 13:06Speaker 7: I think our wisest plan before we question the servants
- 13:08Speaker 7: would be for each one of you who were in
- 13:11Speaker 7: this April fool day Frank, to submit to being searched home.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Surely you don't suggest that any one of us took
- 13:16Speaker 2: the emerald nos.
- 13:16Speaker 7: Time, but I don't. But if any one of you
- 13:18Speaker 7: fall are not guilty, this will be a splendid way
- 13:22Speaker 7: of proving your innocency stood at home.
- 13:24Speaker 1: You're not suggesting that Lady Anne stole our own, are.
- 13:27Speaker 7: You, mister hom I'm suggesting nothing. But I may point
- 13:29Speaker 7: out that the recent vogue for the insurance companies has
- 13:34Speaker 7: provided another interesting motive for these so called I resent
- 13:38Speaker 7: your insinuation.
- 13:39Speaker 8: It's out rache, Lady Anne.
- 13:40Speaker 7: If I'm to recover your emerald, I'm not a pleast.
- 13:42Speaker 7: Consider every possibility. The search is the most immediate practical action.
- 13:47Speaker 7: Perhaps you'll retire into the next room and I persuade
- 13:49Speaker 7: these gentlemen to submit to being searched very well, but I.
- 13:52Speaker 8: Think you're in danger of making a fool of yourself.
- 13:55Speaker 5: Oh wait, don't don't go, Lady Anne, search one be necessary.
- 13:59Speaker 5: What do you mean I must throw myself on your mercy,
- 14:02Speaker 5: Lady Anne. I confess that I stole the Emerald Murphy
- 14:06Speaker 5: after you put it in the drawer, lady, and I
- 14:07Speaker 5: slipped back into.
- 14:08Speaker 6: The room and took it out.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Well, that's a criminal action, I know.
- 14:11Speaker 5: It, but I'm poor. I need money desperately for my
- 14:13Speaker 5: mathematical research. I knew the emerald was priceless, and I
- 14:16Speaker 5: couldn't resist the temptation to take advantage of a joke. Here,
- 14:20Speaker 5: Lady Anne, here's the stone. And please don't prosecute me.
- 14:22Speaker 5: Please don't it been my ruin?
- 14:24Speaker 7: May I examine the emerald?
- 14:25Speaker 1: Ladyanne?
- 14:26Speaker 9: Thank you well, mister Murphy. I won't pretend that I'm
- 14:29Speaker 9: not deeply shocked. I must ask you to leave my house.
- 14:32Speaker 5: But you won't prosecute me, will you? It was a
- 14:34Speaker 5: moment's temptation.
- 14:36Speaker 8: No, no, I won't prosecute you.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Home. What are you doing with the emerald?
- 14:41Speaker 6: Well?
- 14:42Speaker 7: Knowing something of the disparate ways of thieves. I came
- 14:45Speaker 7: on this case fully prepared to test the emerald when
- 14:47Speaker 7: I found it now a top of this acid on
- 14:52Speaker 7: this vial.
- 14:53Speaker 8: So, mister Holmes, what are you doing? You'll enter the stone?
- 14:56Speaker 7: No not if it's a true emerald, a good lord,
- 15:00Speaker 7: as the dating to the stillness. If it was sugar,
- 15:02Speaker 7: then that means It means, Lady Anne, that mister McKay
- 15:05Speaker 7: has just impedilled his honor, his freedom to steal a
- 15:08Speaker 7: singularly beautiful fake.
- 15:22Speaker 9: Mister Holmes, this joke has turned into a nightmare. Is
- 15:26Speaker 9: there no way of recovering my emeralds?
- 15:28Speaker 7: I hope so, Lady Anne, I've been taking steps in
- 15:31Speaker 7: their logical order. The servants have all been questioned. We've
- 15:33Speaker 7: searched mister Stamford and mister Murphy.
- 15:35Speaker 2: His most humiliating experience made me feel like a criminal.
- 15:37Speaker 5: For personally, I was only too thankful to submit to
- 15:39Speaker 5: a search this time. I knew I had nothing to
- 15:41Speaker 5: worry about.
- 15:42Speaker 3: You yourself, Ladia, knew you've contended to being searched by
- 15:44Speaker 3: the police.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Madron that home sent.
- 15:46Speaker 8: Forth only because he threatened to send for the police
- 15:48Speaker 8: if I didn't.
- 15:49Speaker 9: But distasteful though it was. I'd rather ENDU are that
- 15:52Speaker 9: than have this story on the front pages.
- 15:54Speaker 8: Of the newspapers.
- 15:55Speaker 2: And in spite of all these rather unfriendly proceedings, we've
- 15:58Speaker 2: got exactly nowhere as regards finding the emerald.
- 16:00Speaker 7: No Stamford, but we have at least eliminated the possibility
- 16:03Speaker 7: that the thief is secreting the jewel on his person.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Still somewhere in these two rooms stay.
- 16:09Speaker 7: Home, I think so.
- 16:10Speaker 5: Though.
- 16:10Speaker 7: There is one remaining possibility, and that is that the
- 16:14Speaker 7: fake stone was substituted for the real emerald sometime before
- 16:18Speaker 7: all of you engineered your April Fool's Day joke.
- 16:20Speaker 9: Oh no, mister Holmes, that's not possible. I know it
- 16:23Speaker 9: was the genuine emerald I took out of the safe
- 16:25Speaker 9: this morning.
- 16:26Speaker 7: How can you be sure the substitute was an excellent
- 16:29Speaker 7: imitation about a chemical test such as I performed. It
- 16:33Speaker 7: would be hard to be certain.
- 16:34Speaker 8: I can tell you why I'm certain.
- 16:36Speaker 9: Last night Papa came to dinner and brought a mister
- 16:39Speaker 9: vander Lyder of Amsterdam. He examined the stone, and you'll
- 16:43Speaker 9: agree that a duel expert like that couldn't be fool.
- 16:45Speaker 7: That's true. Lady Anne and what did you do with
- 16:48Speaker 7: the emerald? After mister vander Lder left.
- 16:50Speaker 9: I locked it in my safe and went to bed.
- 16:52Speaker 9: I didn't unlock the safe again until doctor Stamford and
- 16:55Speaker 9: mister Murphy came here this morning.
- 16:57Speaker 1: That's subtled to them.
- 16:58Speaker 3: The real emerald is still hidden somewhere in these two rooms.
- 17:01Speaker 2: But where, that's the question.
- 17:02Speaker 5: I must say, it's completely mystifying.
- 17:04Speaker 7: Well, let's go back to what we were all doing
- 17:06Speaker 7: at the exact moment you came into the room, Lady
- 17:09Speaker 7: Anne and informed us of the loss of your stone.
- 17:11Speaker 4: Now we were, we were drinking a toast to you.
- 17:14Speaker 7: And it ah, lady am, hard thinking is well, it's
- 17:21Speaker 7: thirsty work.
- 17:22Speaker 8: I'm so sorry. Let me get you something, a glass.
- 17:25Speaker 7: Of poet no, no, thank you, But I observe that
- 17:28Speaker 7: you have a remarkably comprehensive assortment of the curse. I
- 17:32Speaker 7: wonder if I might have a glass of cream Demond.
- 17:34Speaker 8: Oh, of course, I'll get it for.
- 17:36Speaker 1: It, cream Demon. In the middle of the day home, I.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Knew you were accenter.
- 17:40Speaker 7: Bottle.
- 17:41Speaker 8: It clings. As I picked it up, I thought it
- 17:43Speaker 8: might dady am, there's something inside.
- 17:44Speaker 7: Allow me, madam, thank you. I'm sure you wouldn't mind
- 17:48Speaker 7: if I waste the stick cur on the aspiedestra. So
- 17:55Speaker 7: Lady Anne, allow me to restort you. The Elphins and Emeralds,
- 18:02Speaker 7: fantastic engineers, the one safe hiding place in the room.
- 18:07Speaker 7: Where could a green gem be more effectively hidden than
- 18:11Speaker 7: in a bottle of green the curved?
- 18:13Speaker 1: Who stole it? Who substituted the fake stone?
- 18:15Speaker 9: Frankly, I don't care the gem is restored. That all
- 18:19Speaker 9: that matters. I prefer not to go to court. Neither
- 18:22Speaker 9: you nor I, Mister sherlack Combs would show up in
- 18:24Speaker 9: the best of light, and my father would disapprove of
- 18:28Speaker 9: this whole affair.
- 18:29Speaker 7: I'm afraid, just as you wish, Lady Am. In either case,
- 18:32Speaker 7: I should expect your check from my services in due course.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Here we are to crack here and again Stamford. But
- 18:51Speaker 1: you come in and join us for lunch.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Thanks watching, but I'll keep the cabin go on. I
- 18:55Speaker 2: actually have a patient this afternoon. A rare and delightful
- 18:58Speaker 2: experience for a young doctors should know, as rare.
- 19:01Speaker 7: And delightful as a plan is for a young detective.
- 19:03Speaker 7: Based I quite understand, and I'm correspondingly grateful to you.
- 19:06Speaker 2: If you're you're profitable, so I'm glad it was profitable
- 19:10Speaker 2: for you. Personally, I feel pretty stupid about the whole thing.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Well, goodbye, good bye, hold up, goodbye. I'm square, canny, remarkably.
- 19:20Speaker 5: Quark m I'm afraid my conscience on't let me do
- 19:23Speaker 5: much talking. Doctor, I'm hardly ashamed of myself. Well, thanks
- 19:27Speaker 5: to the leftof I'll leave your traps and Johnson ge
- 19:29Speaker 5: join us for lunch.
- 19:30Speaker 7: Murphy, but no, that's about it, and says, come on off.
- 19:33Speaker 6: Then if oh, come, come, come.
- 19:35Speaker 3: Murphy, any one of us can make a foolish mistake.
- 19:37Speaker 1: It's just like you that you didn't have to pay for.
- 19:39Speaker 4: Your Steve wish, is it, David?
- 19:45Speaker 5: Yes?
- 19:46Speaker 4: The three please this way, monsieur. Does this debut please you?
- 19:53Speaker 7: Excellent?
- 19:54Speaker 1: Thank you, hik George. I'm as hungry as a hunter.
- 19:56Speaker 1: How about you, Murphy.
- 19:57Speaker 5: Now, I'm afraid I have very little appetite.
- 20:00Speaker 6: Cases upset me dreadfully.
- 20:01Speaker 7: You mustn't take it so much to heart, Marvie. And
- 20:03Speaker 7: by the way, doctor, i'd like to have your opinion
- 20:06Speaker 7: on the case. Who do you think stage the theft
- 20:08Speaker 7: of the Emerald today?
- 20:09Speaker 3: If the offers to me, lady and Parlington did it
- 20:11Speaker 3: herself to collect insurance money. If she hadn't, she'd insisted
- 20:15Speaker 3: on your finding the thief.
- 20:17Speaker 1: But you needn't worry, old Chap.
- 20:19Speaker 7: You get your fee, all right, I'm sure, though I'm
- 20:21Speaker 7: not worry about the fee. But I assure you Lady
- 20:24Speaker 7: Anne did not engineer that broad today you mean the
- 20:27Speaker 7: little Stafford and tell him who was responsible, my dear Murphy,
- 20:31Speaker 7: But how should I know? Come, Amurvie, Let's not pens
- 20:34Speaker 7: any longer. You did an excellent job, a superlative job.
- 20:37Speaker 7: I was almost sorry to disappoint.
- 20:39Speaker 6: It for you.
- 20:40Speaker 7: I don't think I understand your herds you do, Mavie.
- 20:42Speaker 7: You are a splendid actor too. I was so deeply
- 20:46Speaker 7: touched when you were apparently stolen a fake cheel and
- 20:49Speaker 7: all the time you knew that the rida one was
- 20:51Speaker 7: safely hidden in the bottle that came tomonk be abstracted
- 20:55Speaker 7: that your leisure, you scoundrel.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Do you mind telling me what's going on here? I'm
- 21:02Speaker 1: completing absolutely in.
- 21:03Speaker 7: The darsh Elliot's obvious. My dear doctor, the imitation Emerald
- 21:06Speaker 7: was a brilliant copy.
- 21:06Speaker 6: What makes you so sure?
- 21:07Speaker 7: Of that, my dear, because this April Fool's Day hoax
- 21:10Speaker 7: was only conceived yesterday, or that is what you wish
- 21:12Speaker 7: the ops to believe. Such a superb paced gem could
- 21:15Speaker 7: not have been made at such short notice. Therefore, it
- 21:19Speaker 7: must have been prepared by someone who knew about the
- 21:21Speaker 7: hoax before it was arranged. Now, my dear doctor, when
- 21:24Speaker 7: Stamper told you about the plan last night, whose idea
- 21:26Speaker 7: did he say it was? He told me that it
- 21:28Speaker 7: was later and Farlington's pericise then, and yet Lady Anne
- 21:31Speaker 7: referred to today as Temper's idea. Obviously, you, my dear Murphy,
- 21:35Speaker 7: presented the plan to each as the notion of the other,
- 21:37Speaker 7: and so only you could have arranged the real theft
- 21:41Speaker 7: behind the hoax. I repeat, a spendid job, mister Holmes.
- 21:47Speaker 5: May I I also compliment you on your cleverness and
- 21:51Speaker 5: frustrating my plot.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Look here, what is all this? One of you, the criminal,
- 21:54Speaker 1: the other detective. It's offering each other's.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Conflidence as if you were in the same profession.
- 21:58Speaker 7: The dividing line between the criminal and the woman investigator
- 22:01Speaker 7: is thinner than you might imagine, my dear doctor, How.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Very true, my dear home, would you consider coming over
- 22:06Speaker 5: to my side of the line. Together we can make
- 22:08Speaker 5: an unbeatable team.
- 22:10Speaker 7: Are you flatinam? Nevertheless, I must decline your offer, mister Murphy,
- 22:15Speaker 7: or pity on.
- 22:15Speaker 5: Your side of the line. You'll never be a rich man.
- 22:18Speaker 5: By the way, if your edification, my name is not Murphy,
- 22:21Speaker 5: those Stamford insists on thinking it is.
- 22:23Speaker 1: And what is your name, you scoundrel?
- 22:26Speaker 5: Your friend says the word scoundrel so much better than you, doctor,
- 22:30Speaker 5: my name, my name is Murcury.
- 22:33Speaker 7: Indeed are spelled mu r t r.
- 22:36Speaker 6: Y no dm me. I have so much trouble with
- 22:38Speaker 6: my name. People will either misspell it or mispronounce it.
- 22:41Speaker 5: I'm afraid I'll have to begin calling it the way
- 22:43Speaker 5: it looks.
- 22:45Speaker 7: M O r I A r t e y Mariatti, Mariatti,
- 22:53Speaker 7: I shall remember that name. I have a feeling we
- 22:56Speaker 7: shn meet again.
- 22:57Speaker 5: I trust that we shall the first round Shelock Holmes,
- 23:01Speaker 5: I admit that, but I believe that a return match
- 23:04Speaker 5: is indicated.
- 23:05Speaker 7: I shall look forward to it. Mariatt. Now, doctor, I
- 23:09Speaker 7: can't stand your bill. For Levine kno its all the luck.
- 23:11Speaker 7: Shall we