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2027 - Ladies of London (s4e6) "Not So Fair Ladies" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday, It's Monarch Monday.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: We have on stupid hats and we're ready to roll
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: you guys. We're ready for us spots of tea if
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: you aren't watching on video to see us wear hats
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: like I was gonna wear my fascinator.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Which we'll have to do that at some point. We
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: will have to wear the fascinators.
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: I just pulled out a dumb straw hat and you
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: pulled out I had to peak, is it is? It swayed.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell is this, but.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: What's on the side. On the side, it looks like
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: it's got little.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: Brown like leather stuff.
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  Speaker 3: James bought this for me like probably.
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  Speaker 2: Ten years ago. I have never worn it before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and we like garden hat. I'm like, well, this is
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: it's guarded.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to get us the color of a flower.
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  Speaker 3: So we're just going to roll with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and this hat has been in my closet and
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  Speaker 1: it's lost its shape. But if I pull it up
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  Speaker 1: like that, then I look like blossom.
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  Speaker 2: So who I was like totally fascinated with and had
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: so many of those blossom hats.
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  Speaker 3: Did you really?
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  Speaker 2: You was sickening?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's funny. I forget you're ten years younger than me.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been like in college, been like who's
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  Speaker 1: this girl? But yeah, so we're wear dumb hats because
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: we love a theme.
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  Speaker 3: Or Keisha loves a.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: Theme and I am leaning into it.
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  Speaker 2: How about that she has fully almost fully embraced it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she suggested this today.
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  Speaker 1: I did because I was like, you know, if we
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: could just put it on, because they didn't have a
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  Speaker 1: theme to their hats either, so we'll just put on.
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  Speaker 2: They were supposed to, right, which had given us a
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: week we could.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: Have done that.
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  Speaker 1: I do have better hats at the beach, actually, okay,
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: and I don't ever wear them. I only wear baseball hats.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: So I always continue to buy a hat thinking this
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  Speaker 1: will be the one, this will be the one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So if while I'm at the beach we do an
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  Speaker 1: episode worth hats, I'll be ready. I told you I
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: had that Prada bucket hat that I got off the
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  Speaker 1: Real Reel that I also never wear.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: That you're going to leave me in your will.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: I'll just mail it to you, like I probably never
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  Speaker 1: gonna wear it. Okay, So let's talk about Ladies of
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: London the new ragin season four, episode six. Whoever I
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: was talking to last week, I think it was I
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: think it was Ryan Bailey and he was a gosh,
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: show like, I hope they don't cancel this show. I
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: was like, oh no, now, dare you what?
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: Why would he think that they would cancel this show.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: It's a hit, because sometimes Bravo doesn't give a show
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: a real chance. You know, like we covered Sold on
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: SLC in Gradina and we loved it. And by the way,
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: you know who was on sold at SLC is Taylor
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: Frankie Paul's mother and fucking Dakota works at the same firm,
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: So they could have had a great crossover if they
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: just would have given in another season.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I think this is going to get
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  Speaker 2: a season two.
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  Speaker 1: I do too.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's great.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone loves it. I was at a gala last Friday,
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: excuse me, and talking yeah, and I was talking to
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  Speaker 2: this guy. He's like, Okay, so if all the shows
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: that you're talking about, which one do I have two
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  Speaker 2: hands on? Ladies of London? Do you don't even have
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: to finish asking the question. It is Ladies of London,
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: and I was telling him about it. He's like, oh
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: my god. I'm like, yes, it is so freaking good.
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: Every episode is good. This episode was great. Now we
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: were wrong in predicting they were in long lead. No,
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  Speaker 2: they were just at another party.
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  Speaker 1: Which I love. Okay, so let's get started. So Mica
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: tells us it's many manners launch day.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I am noticing on this episode when we're seeing her
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  Speaker 1: in real time, she's got the lighter hair. But then
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: when they like show her when she's doing the puppet show,
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: her hair is dark. Later on we see something her
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  Speaker 1: hair is dark, so she's definitely like in between colors.
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  Speaker 3: That's why it looks a lot better dark. Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 2: I think I sent you a picture like I saw
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  Speaker 2: on the Reddit that someone had found a picture of
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  Speaker 2: her with her natural hair. I remember telling you last
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  Speaker 2: week and when we're talking about him, like I'm willing
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  Speaker 2: the best, she's got curly or wavy hair. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: she does, and she's trying to straighten it. Color it
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  Speaker 2: just do too many things with it. Yeah, all it
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  Speaker 2: one time, but it looks better dark.
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  Speaker 1: I think it looks better dark because it gives them
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  Speaker 1: more of a hairline.
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  Speaker 2: You know, because they were dragging her for filth on
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  Speaker 2: red and I'm like, dude, I know it was bad, but.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't that bad. I mean, it's not that deep.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that deep.
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  Speaker 1: No, so she and I said, and her not like
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  Speaker 1: her puppets, but her literal puppets are saying kind words
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  Speaker 1: matter or something. And then we see flash forward to
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  Speaker 1: next week at this picnic where Kim is arguing with Margo,
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: and we see five days earlier, so Hakiti.
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  Speaker 3: And Martha are going through boxes.
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  Speaker 1: The amount of shit in that grottage is like little
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  Speaker 1: goat paths of walking.
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  Speaker 2: She just has so much stuff and unless she gets
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  Speaker 2: rich again, she's gonna need some She could probably open
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  Speaker 2: up an antique store and get her money back, because
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  Speaker 2: she does not have room in this grottage for all
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  Speaker 2: this shit.
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  Speaker 1: Do they haven't next door selling app or Facebook marketplace
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  Speaker 1: or something in London where she can just like hold
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  Speaker 1: a garage sale.
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  Speaker 3: What do they call it there? I wonder.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I would be very active on
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  Speaker 2: that page, yes, because I'm sure Robert love all the
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  Speaker 2: things that she has in these boxes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I mean, and she needs the money.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look, at her hair. She's struggling.
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  Speaker 1: She's struggling, but she is sticking with that old lady hairdo.
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  Speaker 1: And she is a beautiful woman.
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  Speaker 2: She really is. Like when she does her interview with
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  Speaker 2: that dress with the bow and our hair's back, she's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: But she looked like she was on the edge of
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  Speaker 2: a mental breakdown this whole episode.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that hair was just like it was not
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  Speaker 3: gone with the wind, fabulous, it was just gone with
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  Speaker 3: the wind.
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  Speaker 1: It was it was the day before her when she's
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: gonna go and get her washing set.
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  Speaker 3: It was the day before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a murdercy appointment needed.
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  Speaker 1: She says, I'm slowly but surely going to turn the
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  Speaker 1: grottage into a cottage. So she calls the girls and
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  Speaker 1: says she's going to have a picnic. She's going to
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  Speaker 1: have a Myfair Lady themed picnic, and she says, maybe
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: getting everyone to dress up, we'll make them act elegantly. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Keisha and I decided we would dress up and wear
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  Speaker 1: these dumb hats, and never again. This hat is going
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  Speaker 1: directly into the good well. Ben after this one hurts
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  Speaker 1: kind of bad.
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  Speaker 2: So there's no way ten years ago it would even
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  Speaker 2: fit on my head because of the size. I was
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  Speaker 2: if it hurts this bad right now with a normal
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  Speaker 2: sized head.
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh my gosh, okay, Oh that's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: So she tells Kimmy on the phone, you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to act right, and she goes, you tell Margot to
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  Speaker 1: act rite.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, I've.
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  Speaker 1: Told her, Kay has no act right in her. So
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  Speaker 1: Margot and her step sons, it's Jackson and Charlie. They're
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  Speaker 1: fifteen and thirteen. They're walking in Bishop's Park and she
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  Speaker 1: gives them some London trivia, which is the pollen is
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  Speaker 1: bad there because only male trees were planted because female
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  Speaker 1: trees produce fruit and things that would fall off and rot,
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  Speaker 1: and the royalty doesn't want to see that, so they
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  Speaker 1: only plant male trees. And the kids are like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. So I looked it up because I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I had never heard that before. This is
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  Speaker 1: not TLC.
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  Speaker 3: Why are we learning things? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Was it true?
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  Speaker 3: It's true?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but not for all trees. But there's certain kind
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  Speaker 1: of trees called diociosis do ce, I owe you s
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  Speaker 1: all the vowels times too, diiosis trees. I'm saying it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: These are truly male and female trees. Only the female
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  Speaker 1: trees produce fruit, nuts, or seeds, and only the male
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  Speaker 1: trees produce pollen. Planting only male trees in cities has
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  Speaker 1: led to higher pollen levels.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 2: I never knew that. I was just I just thought
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  Speaker 2: I was chopping it up to the Dickinson Independent School
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  Speaker 2: District for not teachings things like this.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, it is quite true. I believed her.
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  Speaker 1: I was just like, damn well, knew we only usually
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: get these fun facts on TLC.
• 8:37
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• 11:33
  Speaker 1: around children at all before she met her husband, and
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: when she met Charlie and Jackson. They were seven and nine.
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  Speaker 1: It was a big learning curve. They were learning about
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: each other. And she says, we're all just figuring it
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: out together with a lot of love. And she's like,
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm crying all she says.
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  Speaker 3: Happy to have her family there.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Well, part of it, because the dad still sent two
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: more children to London and he's still not there.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: He's still not there, and she is living it up
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  Speaker 3: somewhere wherever he is.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: He is living it up.
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  Speaker 3: No wife, no kids, no nothing.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we still want to know what happened with
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: the first wife that she did not get a custody
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: of the kids. Yeah, because I'm something bad.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: You know that custody situation and Missy's custody situation.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: We would like to know both.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, So she tells them the boys, when Missy arrives,
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: you introduce yourselves and then you can go get ice cream.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: You don't have to hang out, and they go okay,
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  Speaker 1: And as she walks up, they go, is that Missy
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: And one of the boys goes okay, I.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Mean because her titties or say hello, welcome to London.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Before she has a chance to say anything, it was
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: the mole in her titties. She's doing all the.
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  Speaker 3: Talking, oh my god. As she walks up.
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  Speaker 1: So she's in like a little tank top with no bra,
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: as is her right as a supermodel and a gorgeous woman.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: And even if you're not a supermodel and a gorgeous woman,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: do what you want. Let your boobs hang free. And
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Missy walks up and they'll go on her, and Margaret goes,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, talking and she goes, she goes, really, Missy,
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  Speaker 1: like your boobs. Okay, I mean you're welcome. Boys, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. I mean, but I really trained fir wood Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in London. They're fifteen and thirteen. Girl, it's not the
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: first Woodie.
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  Speaker 2: This was a real Woody.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, mom's got some hot friends. So got
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: out of the bathroom.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: So they're like, uh, we got to stop at the
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: bathroom for the ice cream, right, Katy. And she said, well,
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  Speaker 1: I've really trained them because when I first met them,
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: we all were in a pool together and they were
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: like looking at my boobs and I was like, eyes up.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: You know, you always look at a woman in the eye.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: So she said, I've trained them eyes up, so hopefully
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: they you know, you know that those boys were walking
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  Speaker 1: off and they're like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, what a smoke show.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So miss A and Margo talk and Margo says, I'm
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: going back to LA for a few days and then
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I'm coming back bringing Jacques with me. Finally the whole
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: family will be together or Jock.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's what he wants. Sit just a
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: way that it is.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see when we meet him. We'll have to we
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: gotta get eyes on him first, we do so we
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: can assess the situation. So Missy says, I met with
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Kimmy yesterday, like she invited me to lunch, and she's like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: really and she goes, you know, she sincerely apologized and
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  Speaker 1: I accepted it. Now, what we saw was not a
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: sincere apology. It was more like, now I know you're sensitive,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: so I won't shit on your family.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just as good as it's gonna get with Kimmy. Yeah,
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: take it or leave it.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: And she says, so we dropped it, but she does
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: not want to drop it with you. And she's like
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: what and she goes. Mark Francis said. Mark Francis told
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Kimmy that a one he knew from years ago saw
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: you at his garden party and said that you had
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: changed quite a bit and you had your acting hat on.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: It was interesting when Mark Francis relaid the story. Originally
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  Speaker 1: I got the feeling it was a man.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was a woman.
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  Speaker 3: Oh but it's a woman, he said. She says, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well I thought it was a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this person was there, so anyway, she can
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  Speaker 1: narrow it down, like, who did I see at this
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: party that I knew from ten years ago? This talking
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: shit that just wants to be on the show. You know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. People do change in ten years.
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  Speaker 2: Lost some things, so change. She's she is a wife,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: she's a mom.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean she's lived in she's lived in LA
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  Speaker 3: for ten years. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And sometimes when you move you do change a little bit.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: We need to know who this person is.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: And also you age and you change that too. And
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: also this girl's come into a bunch of money, so
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: now she's rich.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Look if I become rich, you will not know me.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be like, who is this bitch over here?
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm rich, bitch, Yeah that's me, and I'll
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: be a new name.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing. Take me on a trip. Okay, that's right. So
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Missy says, I would expect this from Kimmy, but not
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: from Mark and no, no, okay, so I take that
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  Speaker 1: back because all m names. Margo says, I would expect
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: that from Kimmy, but not for Mark to say that
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: about me. And I've heard plenty of things about him, okay,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: and Missy.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Goes, like what.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I've heard, he's just a bag holder for Emma. He's
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: desperately clinging onto her for social relevance because his family
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: disowned him. Oh okay, Now we knew he's a bag
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: holder for Emma and he clings to her for social relevance.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: We already knew that, and he's proven and even more
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: so in this episode.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but his family disowned him is not something we
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: had heard, because we've heard him say he bought a
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: house in Italy so we can be closer to his dad,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: who's not well. So, So, Missy, why do I believe this?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: It could be half true, right, it could be the great.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: One of the parents, or like, okay, so parent, yeah,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: or something okay, because he's been on TV for several years,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: So Missy goes, shut the fuck up.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Wow, and then love shut the fuck up.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Missy goes just don't entertain it, just don't entertain,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: don't get involved emotionally, because if you do, like you've
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: let this bother you, it's.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Going to get ugly.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Like what do I care?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, now we're at Emma's London home. Did you notice
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: they did her dirty and they showed a vine that
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: was like coming through the ceiling.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I did, and I was surprised at how her bedroom looked.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: If this is her bedroom, which I'm sure is just
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: like a spare room, it just wasn't as extravagant as
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I thought that it would be.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Well, it seems to be like a very from my view,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: it seems to be sort of like a row house, right,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: And we have those here in old Town Alexandria where
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: their rowhouses, and they're historically accurate and you're not allowed
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: to change, so all the rooms remain small, and people
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: tend to put like these big four poster beds and
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're just taking up more space.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: In the room.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You neither, Okay, Yeah, that's the view I got. So
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: we see vines coming through the ceiling, which is just
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: like that's funny. So Micah comes over and brings her
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: a little care package. Her hair is dark again.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Here it looks good, Yeah, it looks good.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: And she brings her a little care package of all
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: these things that you need for running a marathon, which
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I listen. I love to give gifts, I love to
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: receive gifts.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: I love the whole.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: So I love that Micah put a lot of thought
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: into this little care page. Yeah, Emma tells Micah about
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the pituitary gland, thing about the mass that she has,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: and she does, you know, I just went and it
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: jumped in size. It was very scary, and though I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: went and got a second opinion, and they did a
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: second scan and said it has not grown. The first
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: scan was a mistake.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Always listen to your body, you will always always me
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: listening to my body has saved my life twice.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well me too once. But she says, you know,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: they said it's not grown. It hasn't grown, And so
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, how could it have grown? I
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: didn't know, but I was right, you know, she says,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: you know, when going through that scare really showed me
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: life is so precious. We have to appreciate each other
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: and and Micah goes, I have one more thing for
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: you before you go, because I guess she's leaving like
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: that night or.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Something that night or the next morning or something.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: And it's a video. It's all the friends have made
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: for her, you know, cheering her on, talking about how
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: they can't wait to see her.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Da da da.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: They are literally acting like she is going to outer space.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: They are acting like she was on that little rocket
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: ship that Gil King and Katy Perry and all of
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: them were on. I'm like, she's running a fucking marathon
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: in another country. I know, I know he'll be okay,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: like she's not. It's not an Olympic sport, like there's
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: no gold medal at the end, but celebrates. So it's so.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Funny because Micah goes, and when you go to the website,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: they show the picture of all the men running, and
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I just think of you, my little Emma right in
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the middle.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, is she running.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Off a bridge? Like it was a lot like Thelma
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: and Louise.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's fine.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: She's coming back, Like she's not going to be running
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: with a herd of elephants, like it's going to be
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: other runners and probably press like she's goods.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: She could walk in if she wants.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: That's what I would do.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: We do I just for the press pictures. Look at
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: me right doing a press picture.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Look at me, Look at me.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: No, nobody's over here a mile thirteen. Let me just
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: walk for a minute through. Yeah, So over at the grottage,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Margo his grottage. Margot is there hanging out, and an
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: animal communicator comes over named Jackie.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: It's a pet psychic. You know, I want a pet psychic,
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: you know I do, because Marvel needs one bad.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I want a pet psychic. But somebody sent me a
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: link to somebody that they follow this a pet psychic.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: It's like four hundred dollars for a session.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: At this point, with the way that he is.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd be willing to pay the four hundred dollars.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Would you, I think?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I think I don't believe in it enough to pay
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: four hundred dollars. I would literally need somebody that I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: know to tell me that they did it and this
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: particular person worked.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think that this person that Margo suggests it,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's a real thing. But I believe
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: there's someone out there who's a real thing, and I'm
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: willing to if it's four hundred dollars, I'm willing to
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: spend it to have them come and tell me what
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: the fuck is wrong with Marvel. I'm at that point.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Now Marvel doesn't like sucking.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: He just I know, you know how you have one
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: child that you just always worry about.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, he's that child.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I just never know. I'm like, what is just I
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know, and I need to know. Well,
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I'm very interested in this pet psychic.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: So we see a flashback of Margo telling Martha that
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: they had to leave their standard poodle, Elroy, behind in La.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: She's devastated over it, and she brought in a peck
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: psychic to tell Elroy that she would be back. That's good,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: that's good.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: That is good.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Because we watched before the ninety days,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: or maybe it was the other way. It was the
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: other way, and the girl whose.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Name was was it Emma?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: It was from Oklahoma went over to England and left
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: her cat, Hazel, who she'd had for sixteen years and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: she literally had done like photo shoots with Hazel. Hazel
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: was her world. She cried more about Hazel than she
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: did about this man. She left Hazel, she still hadn't
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: gone back. She's still in London years no, yeah, years yeah,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Like she's been there over a year. And now we're like, oh,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you just said fuck Hazel completely.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Oh that's so dreadful.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: I would never I know, she not that cat. Look
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: sixteen years no.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: So in the talking Head, Margot goes, yeah, Heckity does
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: not have good intentions in Martha's life. Heckity is not
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: here for the right reasons.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: And Juda says, not like that bird at all, but
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I mean she's afraid of him.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: She's like, we'll go out to dinner and she's got
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: to like get home to see Hekt's been up to.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: And I'm like what she says. I want to help
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: her with this bird situation. And I want to know if,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: like Hekity lived in the Garttage when she got there, Like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: how did she come with this because she doesn't have
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: a cage or the bird. She didn't bring this bird
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: from another house and this is like her bird. I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: think this bird came with the house and she's into
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: afraid to kick him out. That's what I think.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I feel in this situation, Martha
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: needs more help than Hakite needs. Why did we now
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: spend the four hundred dollars in a life coach session.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I know, or a home organizer? Yeah, something something. So
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Hekity tells them telepathically. Hekity tells them she's in control
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: and she owns you, and she feels she's a member
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: of the family, like they're related. And Martha goes, well,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I do think Hekity is my mother reincarnated. And Hekity
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: lets the psychic know that all magpies have two things.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: They're either hungry or they're playful. And then we say,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Hekity bring Margot like a little skittle or something.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck it was. I was
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: like at first of one, is that a worm? Is
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: that a worm? Please? Don't be a worm.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: It looked like a mic and ikes, it looks like
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: a jellybean of some sort.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: It is something that an animal most definitely shouldn't be eating.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: No uh uh, and she says, and Margot's like, okay, okay.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: She goes, I guess I'm coming around with. Get Heckity
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: a cage that Hekita can flyt. You give some food
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: it flies in you close the door and then you
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: can leave for the day.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Here's my thing.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Everything that this pet psychic told Martha about her animal,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: it's what we all know to be true about an animal.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: They all think they own us.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: You seek they are our people, and they're always either.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Hungry, sleepy, or playing.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, this woman needs to be fired immediately.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I could have done that.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I open it, charge you. I'll just take the camera time.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's right. That's Keisha. That's your new
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: gig is to say you're a pet psychic and you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: can get on all these shows.
• 25:07
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  Speaker 1: Margo says she's going back to la for a day
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  Speaker 1: or two and she's bringing a Jacques with her.
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  Speaker 3: She's so excited.
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  Speaker 1: So Martha says, well, I'm having this garden party in
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: the park. It's going to be a my Fair Lady party.
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  Speaker 1: And Marco goes, okay, so is Kimmy going to be there?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: And she goes yes, and she says what should I do?
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  Speaker 3: in therapy. Have you ever been caught between two friends?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: It is horrible.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I have, and it's horrible, I guess I have.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always one friend doesn't want you to talk
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: to the other person.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I've only been caught between two friends really like in
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: maybe like in college, but more so like in the
• 28:34
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• 28:37
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• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, and nobody asked me who it is because I
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• 29:00
  Speaker 3: It's not you, okay. Oh so thank god.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: It's not you.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Pass out.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I thought it was me, not you.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Lottie and Joshua go to an ultrasound. They're hoping to
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: see the baby's face because he's been face down the
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: whole time. They see his penis, they see his little face,
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  Speaker 1: they're all excited.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Why was she dressed like a full blown dominatrix for
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: this ultrasound?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: They're always in to get up. They're always going to
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: be in a get up. We're never going to see this.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: This was something they're never going to be comfortable.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: No, this was a lot for me.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: I was just like, what what she wanted to wear?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Like a tube top?
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Because she was good.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: They're gonna put the gel all over her belly, so
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: she's like, I may as well just wear a tube top.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was more than a tube top.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Well, it was a lot.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: So Joshua says, I have to get back to work
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: for the summer showcase. He's very focused on this, he
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: does it every year. And she says she feels a
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: bit alone. And then we see of her home alone,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: like getting pulling out boxes and getting because if'f ready
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: for the nursery and all that, and she goes. You know,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: they do say you marry your father. You know her
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: dad was a workaholic. And she goes, and I do
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: worry he's married to the business and won't have time
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: for us when the baby comes. Well, this is like
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: a side side plot, and I don't think it's true.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. I couldn't see josh putting together
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: a crib anyway. I could see Joshua hiring hiring someone
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: to come and do that. Can I see Joshua painting
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: a baby's room again. I can see him getting on
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: a website and finding someone to come.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: And do it.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they am do that in the
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: first place, they can afford it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I see him as somebody who walks in after it's
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: all done and goes okay, and then like moves a
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: pillow and rearrange this, and says and you know, and
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: styles that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, so now we're at the My Fair Lady picnic.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're at a picnic at apart because Martha is
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: borderline homeless.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Right, but it looks it's beautifully done. Oh yeah, and
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: we have the name of the person this doing, so
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: hopefully she got it for free. So Martha says she
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: loves My Fair Lady the movie, and it's all about
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: making a flower girl from the street into a lady.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: And she was like, who would the Eliza Doolittle be
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: of this group? Huh, maybe I'm the Eliza Duelittle of
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: the group. I did used to be homeless. I mean
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: that she was a teenager and got kicked out.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, and your home is not so great right now? Right,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: So she has parasols for everyone. She's got this beautiful
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: food and the tables intents. It's very nice. And and
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the talking head they asked Missy about My Fair Lady
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: and Eliza Doolittle, and she goes, my Fair Lady said
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the theme of the party is fairies. And they're like, no,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: it's a movie, and she goes, oh my god, I
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: didn't know that. I didn't know it was a movie.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: So obviously she comes with the wrong outfit, right, well, I.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Think she would have wore that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: That's the wrong outfit no matter which theme was the
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: fairy theme or the my fair Lady thing.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: True, nothing's said titties. Yeah, it didn't fit in, you know.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: So Lottie and Joshua arrive. They're coordinating as always, and
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: they tell her they love her shoes, and she goes, oh,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I'm wearing Joshua came from Ma Nola Blannik.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: You know, they did a collapse cool. I was like, Okay,
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: he's a bigger.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Deal than we thought. I think, yes he is. Yes.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Margo arrives and Martha's like, oh my god, Margot, your
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: tis look great. She's not wearing a hat. She's just
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: wearing like a slip dress and a feather boa and
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Margot goes, I literally just got a got off a plane.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I haven't rested, you know, to get rid of the
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: jet lag. I feel cuckoo, but I'm happy because my
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: husband's finally in London and we see him in the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: garden with the kids.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I thought it was funny that she had to fly
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: home to bring her husband back, because she knew he
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: wasn't just going to do it by himself.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: I did wonder, like, is he afraid of flying? Like?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I think he's afraid of being a husband and a
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: dad and all of that at the same time, and
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: being in a house with his wife. That is his
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: biggest fear. So she had to go get him and
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: drag him to London.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And they do have to live in nanny so
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: he doesn't have to do a lot of work with
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: the kids when he arrives.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I think he likes to do what he likes to
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: do when he's got no responsibilities.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well don't we all ye. Kimmy arrives and Margot goes, oh,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: do I have to deal with her?
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: And she arrives looking like a Tim Burton character.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, she has on a black all black hat like
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: a slash slash from Guns and Roses.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Yes she does.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: But she's always in a get up as well, always always.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: So Kimmy walks up to Margot and Martha, and Margo
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: just walks off, and Kimmy goes, oh, my god, what
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: a bitch. You have to say hello to everyone I
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: came up. Oh my goodness, she's such a bitch. So
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Kimmy says, oh, Darling, why is she wearing cowboy boots?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I thought this was my fair lady, and Martha goes,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: shut up, you know, be nice. Joshua talks to everybody
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: about the baby, the Big you know, he saw the
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: movie that's you know, they just said the old They want.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: To talk about.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Mark Francis arrive and it's like, Darling, Angel, you're glorious,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kimmy, my fair lady, Darling, You're entirely,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: entirely unfair darling.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: What was he on? Like what this whole episode? He
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: was so annoying And I'm wondering, is this the real
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Mark for instance that we're saying right here, because this
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: is not the same Mark Francis that we've seen on
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: all the other episodes.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: He's so over the top.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: It was just and I like over the top, yes,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: but this was like over the top on Crack and Meth.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: It was bad.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: It was like, he's like, Darling, Darling. So Lottie and
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Margo are like, why is he dressed for a safari
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: And then they joke it he looks like Curious George's Keeper,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: which the man.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was funny, It was spot on hilarious.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Hilarious, and I guess on my TV it didn't really
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: show that it was yellow. To me, it looked like
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: sort of a dark khaki, but they kept saying it
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: was yellow, so I was like, he's in a yellow
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Safari suit.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't get anything.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Did he look skinnier to you?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's so.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I noticed his face just looked really yeah.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He was just off this episode off.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So, and the talking Eddy goes. The theme parties
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: are of no interest to me, and it's perfectly charming
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: of Martha to have chosen the theme, but I am
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: not obliged to comply.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: So Margo is joking around to Micah about how you
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: know Mark raises he really is just like a snake
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: in the grass, and the way he's acting is like
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: a clown, and the talking to head Micah goes, I
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: don't see the same in him as she does. But
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the reason I wear this hat is so I can
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: hide beneath it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't blame her.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: It's funny.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: One time I saw an interview with Lisavander Pump about
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: why she always wears these big hats, and she says
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: it so when people come in to like.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Side kiss her. They oh, so they they're forced to
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: sort of.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Side hug her and not get their face near her face. Yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: oh okay. She would always wear those wide briand now
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and she's like, that's to keep people away from it,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: out of my face.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, good, good plan.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: So Martha talked to Mark Francis and Kimmy's and are like, okay,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: we're here, let's judge other people. And Martha's stop it.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You have to be nice. So Micah is saying to
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Mark Francis, I spoke to Emma today. She's so happy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I've talked to her on the phone. And then we
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: see the little bits of Emma on the Safari and
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: stuff looks super cool, super cool. And tomorrow is the run.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: She's getting ready, and Mark Russ goes, we'll let me
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: call her, you know, let me call her. So he
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: facetimes there and they're like, she's about to do a marathon.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: She's not gonna answer.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Are you calling her?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: And why does it have to be like an announcement
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: like he might as well have brought like a bullhorn
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: with him.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Everyone look at me, look at me, I'm talking to Emma.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: She answered, my face time there's I didn't get it.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't get it either, And I'm going to look
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: up what is the time difference between So London is
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: two hours behind Nairobi, so they said nine forty pm
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: where she was. So this was at seven forty five
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: pm and it was still light outside. So it was
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: definitely the summer because when we were in London it
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: was pitch black dark at five okay, and you just
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: really were like you better like get up and get
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: moving or you're not gonna get anything done. So they
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: were like, she's not gonna answer. She's getting ready, and
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: he's like she's answered. She's answered, darlings, and they all
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: say hello, and Emma says, are you on Safari too?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: What are you wearing?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Because it just did it make Here's the thing,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: what he had on made no sense no matter where
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: he went unless he was there with Emma on that
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: fucking truck looking at those lions.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: It just made no sense.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: At I don't I don't know. I agree.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't like that it didn't hit. Yeah, it didn't hit.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: It did not.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: And they all are like hello, hello, and they're talking
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: to her and they're all like, good luck, darling Darling,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: You're incredible. Good luck, Darling, and the funniest ever. Margot goes, everyone,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with my best friend. Now I
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: have to play it for you because I saved it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking funny. Okay, here goes everyone, I'm
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: on the phone with my best friends. You guys, the
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: way that I laughed and I told Anna, I go,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta save the sound clip like don't talk, and
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I was saving it, and then I kept playing it
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: because I was trying to edit it, and it was like,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: we get it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Well like that's I mean, that's how she felt at
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: that moment when she was saying and like, oh my god,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: we get it. Mark Frans, Yeah, we got it. It's
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: just I don't know what that mode was that he
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: was in.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: It was wild, and so she says he had to
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: come in Safari outfit to make sure we all know
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: he's friends with Emma. Like, we fucking get it. He
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: acts like a click everyone knows. So Martha. Martha says
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: to Margo, you know, I read him the Riot Act
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm going to read it to you too. You
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: have to be nice, and Margot goes, you're the one
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: that told me he's always saying mean things, and Martha goes, well,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: he's always mean, but you need to be nice. So
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I think that Martha told Margot they were all making
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: fun of the way you dressed at that party. And
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I think Martha should not have said that.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. They're always telling someone something that they
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: shouldn't say. Yes. Oh, the only time that something should
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: have been repeated was when Kimmy was talking about Missy's brother.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: All this other stuff. They should have just kept close
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: to the chest.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: No matter what, no matter what is said, ebody always repeats.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: It always, and it's usually Martha or Margo.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's so funny. So Martha's friends Mimi and Noah
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: arrive another m name. If they're trying to make her happen,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: it's another M name. I'm gonna die.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I think you think they would bring in another person.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I don't give her that much attention.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah it could.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I mean they were the only two people there that
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: weren't with this group that we saw, right, So it
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: could be that Mimi's a friend of and then that
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: she just got cut out of the season because she
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: wasn't interesting enough.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Because she brought nothing to this episode all. So Mimi
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: and Noah arrive like Noah's in a full tuxedo.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I mean they're fanning themselves a certain parts, so it
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: has to be hot.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: What did no one get the theme is dressed in
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: theme except for the host.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Well, Noah's in theme because if you're looking at my
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: fair Lady, they go to these I've never seen this movie,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: but the stills they were showing, it's like tuxedos and
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: grand galas and balls and tierras and stuff. Yeah, okay, okay.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: So Margo and Lottie are talking and she's like, I
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk to him. I don't want to.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: She goes, I don't want to talk to him, and
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get up, but I do need water. Listen,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: that jet lag is real, Like that is real.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I've never had it before.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Oh it's terrible.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: It's horrible.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: You take you got to take a full day. That's
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the way I do it. Nobody write me your jet
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: lag tips. Okay, I do it my way.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: She got it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Also, just bought some jet lag pills off Amazon.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: They're supposed to help you. Okay.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Margo and Lottie walk up tomorrow. It's interesting that Lottie
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: has really picked a side here.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: She did, and she is the most Her and Micah
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: are the two most level headed people. Yes, yes, I
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: would say Emma, But Emma just boores me. I really
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: literally forget all about her. She's just boring to me.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: She's kind of there.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I think she has to be that way because she
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: has to keep up on hers just for the camera,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: and I think behind the scenes she's as bitchy as
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: the rest of them.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I can't. They cannot have her on the show. Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: and she's not going to bring it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Well. I think we'll see what happens when they get along. Lead.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Margo and Lottie walk up, and I remember
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Margo's in this like.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Bird leather thing.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I liked it. I don't know about for this party,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: but I liked it. Yeah, because it's over like a
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: slip dress and she's got a banging body. So she
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: walks up. They walk up to Mark Francis and he goes,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: oh my god, darling, the bird has landed. You look
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: amazing like an angel.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: He doesn't mean, look, we're not British and we could
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: see since the shade and everything that he's saying, it's all.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Shade, and she goes, well, I wanted to wear something
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: that you would not make fun of behind my back,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: and he goes, well, I'm not sure which one of
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: us got the dress code wrong, darling, but I'm sure
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: it's me.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: So the talking to Eddy goes I don't know why
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Margo thinks I care so much. Whenever I see someone,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I always say, my god, you look better than ever.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: That's just manners, that's.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: What we do. That's not good manners.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: So Marco and Mark Francis talk and she says, so
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: they've been telling me you're quite mean about me behind
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: my back. Martha says she had to defend me, and
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: you were making fun of my hair and my clothes,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: and Mark Francis goes, yes, she was quite defensive of you,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: and there was a moment of mean talk about your
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: crushed velvet jumpsuit. That's it true, And Margo says, well,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Missy told Kimmy that you told her that someone at
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: your garden party says something nasty about me, and he goes, no, now,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I did repeat something someone told me, but I thought
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: it was actually complimentary. That is not true, and the
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: talking head Marco goes, come on, you are not complimenting
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: me behind my back. Rits normally do a posh put down,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: and British society is not somewhere people are held accountable,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: so this is probably surprising for him. Mark Francis says,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the person that I spoke to just said you were
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: embracing a moment of being an actress, and she goes
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: so fake, and Kimmy walks up and goes, yes, Mark Francis, Darling,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: you did say fake.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: And he did even Kimmy called him out.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then talkinghead Marco goes, I don't know why
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: he's so brave when I'm not around. What he does
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: is called being two faced. It is so Kimmy goes, Darling,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: don't blame Mark ansys he didn't do anything. And you
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: spread things all day long, Margot, and I've heard something
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: that you said about him that's horrendous. And we see
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Margot saying he's just a bag holder, and Margot goes, oh, yeah,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I've got more tea than the Boston Harbor. I just
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: don't go around spreading it. Then we see her telling
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Missy he's just a bag holder, clinging to her for
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: relevance because his family just owned him. So she is
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: spreading it.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: We saw that in episode one because she was the
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: one talking about Darla what was her name, Dosha oh
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Darrah Dara there are being a madam. Yes, she was
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: co signing what Martha told the group, because Margot told
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Martha yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: And Mark Francis says, look, Darling, you don't dress like
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: this if you don't have a touch of venom and
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: you Cruella is out in full force. But she's always
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: been my favorite. And they do a thing posh put
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: down on the screen, and Mark Francis says, Darling, don't
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: let these birds die in they Darley, look at you.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: So over the top everything that he is doing.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I think he's either drunk or took a little adderall
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: before he game.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with the adderall because
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: it's just like no, no, no, the whole time.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Usually he's really calm and smooth and hycable.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Not today.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: So in the talking Head, Mark frances says, Margot is
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: attention seeking. It's a shame. Really, I feel like this
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: kind of behavior just demonstrates the lack of self esteem.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: This is coming from a man who is dressed like
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: one of two things, a safari guide. I don't want to.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Say handler of Carrie's George, because he's not the handler.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: They're friends, they have a relationship the man. And you're
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: calling the man in and you're saying that she's doing
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: something for attention when you are yelling for everyone in
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: that park area to know that you're talking to Emma.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's true, very true.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: So the talking head Margot says, Mark's full time job
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: is mining attention, and I show up to the room
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: and get the attention. Stars are born, they're not made, Okay, okay, Margo.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: So Martha walks up to these three, Kimmy, Margo, Mark
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Francis and says, are you being nice? Are you playing nice?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: And Kimmy says, Margot is being absolutely horrible to everyone,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: and she's not, she said, and Mark Francis says, yes, Kimmy,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Kimmy can also be harrible. Oh my god, a burg
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: excuse me, it was like a burg Imo all at once?
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Would Mark, where is Michael when we need her?
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Michaeh right here, many manners something.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: In my throat.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: So Mark Francis says, Kimmy can't be horrible, but she
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: does it with a little panage, darling and a good
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: dose of humor, and Margo says, all I'm seeing is
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: clowns and no humor, and then they go, well, then
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: you're at the wrong party, and Margret goes, I have
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: to get some water, so she walks off. Missy Missy
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: says to Margo, I'm sorry I didn't come over to you,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: and margoes they're just laughing because their clown's like, just
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Well, it was kind of bad that Missy didn't come
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: over because I know that when she Margot came and
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: rescued her from Kimmy literally rescued her.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So Lottie and Missy go over to Mark,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Francis and Kimmy and they go, what's going on? You
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: guys seem to be laughing, but Margo isn't, so what's happening?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: And he goes, well, then she's at the wrong party, darling,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: And Missy says to Kimmy, did.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: You fix it with her?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And Kimmy goes, no, we're not fixing anything. She's being rude,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: and Missy says, well, she says, both of you are
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: being rude. So Margo goes over to Kimy and goes,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: can we talk and pulls her over to the side right,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and as they walk up, I mean, Kimmy says the
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: tone and goes, I'll be civil to you because you're Martha's.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Friend, and I like Martha. Okay, and Margo goes, Kimmy.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You've always presented yourself as someone who would say anything
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: to someone's face, so it did not occur to me
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: that she would not say those things to Missy's face
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: about her brother. And Kimmy says, no, you're a troublemaker.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: And I feel bad for Martha because you're a shit friend.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: And no wonder you live in LA because it's a
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: fucking fake city just like you.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, Kimmy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: What this? Kimmy has this thing where she has to
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: get in people's faces. Yes, like every time she talks
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: to them, she's like a barking dog this closest. So
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they've not pushed her back like
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: you are, Like in my space, you're yelling at me
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: like I'm thinking, push her back to get her out
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: of my face. And she's always pointing her face. Well
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: she does like this because she's shorter than everybody else.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: It's just all in there.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Grill yes, like girl, back up please, So she.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: And she goes, it's a fake city, just like you,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and then she walks off and she kind of like
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: trips on her way out. I know that's what you get,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: get ye, And Marco goes, how's that accent going for you?
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Because it's all over the place, like you literally don't
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: know where she's from.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like dread, you know, it's like sometimes it's Connecticut,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: sometimes it's London, sometimes it's Italy. So on the talking head,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Margot says, I don't even know what is Kimmy's accent.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: She talks like the guy on the monopoly board. I
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: don't know which. I didn't know what that meant because
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Know what that because that guy doesn't really I mean,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: we've heard the commercial.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know he didn't land.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know what that meant, but maybe it
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: just over my path. Okay, Missy, Lottie Joshua go over
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to Marco, and Missy's top keeps flying up because it's
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: just like a napkin of the front that's not sewn
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: down to so every time the wind blown, it's just
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: her boobs.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, Margo's step sons really missed out. They should
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: have gone to the party.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: And she laughed. She goes, my nipples have been everywhere today.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Everybody's seen my boobs today. I mean, I love my
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: brast That's it. So Kimmy and Martha talk and Mark
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Princess says, it's Margo's demeanor, darling, the way she acts,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: and Kemmy says, why do you defend her and not me?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: And Martha goes, because you're a psychotic bitch. Your behavior
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: in that car was totally unacceptable.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Yep, it was me.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: And Kimmy says, I question our friendship you're blinded by
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: And they put this on the screen because it made
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: no sense. Her guilt shitty, fake La lights guilty. He's drunk,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: shitty about what fake La lights, Fake La lights guilt shitty.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: It makes no sense.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: She's drunk.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: And you see Martha going stop and Martha yelling at her,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: and all the women are like, who is this Martha
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: standing up for herself.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: The therapy is working.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Yay, Yeah, because this is not how she started off
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: the season.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: No, she she gets low and she cries and yep,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: and the talking to him. Mark frances goes, I am
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: mortified because this is descended into a full on brawl.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Well it's your fault.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: You are part of it. Yeah, So Kimmy talks to
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Missy and says, Kimmy talks to Missy and says, I
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: think Margo telling you what I said was even meaner
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: than what I said. She's making mountains out of mole hills.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: She's stirring the pot. I would never do that. So
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Kimmy is still sticking to this that what Margot did
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: was worse because she said what she said.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: She would not have said it if had you not
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: said it first, like you, Actually, what she did was
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: not worse than what you said.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: No, no, not even close.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Mark francisc goes, Yes, it's just called attention seeking darling
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: again with that everybody she's answered, she answered. So Martha
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: walks up and says to Kimmy, can you just stop
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: attacking everyone? Can we just have an And you see
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: all the other people at the party, which is only
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: like three people are looking and Kimmy goes Martha and
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: she tears up, and you would have thought Kimmy had
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: popped a baby out of her vagina right there on.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody falls over us, dying because Amy has shed his tear. Yeah,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: And Kimmy goes, I feel like you're backstabbing me and
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: it attacking me. And Missy goes, oh my god, you're
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: showing feelings, Missy. I cannot believe Kimmy didn't meet the
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: ship out of Missy because Missy was like grabbing her
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: face and I didn't like that.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, is this like a London thing? Because this
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: is too much. I mean, she had her face in
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: a hand headlock. I was like, it was just weird.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Missy's drunk too, but like, get it, it.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Was so much in the face that's going on for me.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: You're gonna hat yeah, yeah, And Missy goes, you're showing feelings.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: We all need to celebrate Kimmy. And Kimmy says Martha.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I've never had sisters, and I've always felt that you
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: are my sister. Martha goes, don't cry. I love you
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: so much. You are a psychotic bitch, you are, and
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Kimmy goes, I know it. I can't help it. I'm psychotic.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: So then we just get lots of snippets of people saying,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: we've literally never seen Kimmy cry. We've never seen her
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: show any emotion other than she needs to cry. Drunk
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: girl at the party, right, Yeah, So Mark Francis and
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Micah walk off together and Mark Francis goes, we've all
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: had too much to drink, and Michah goes and Mike
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Michah goes, her boob is out, and Mark Francis goes again, well,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: it's just the one, dear, It's just the one.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: It's only been the left one that keeps like getting
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: all the attention. The right one is still shy, like
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I got to get to know these people before I
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: just come out crazy.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: So next time on, Martha says, I feel most comfortable
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: riding a horse, and we see her riding a horse,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: and Micah and Missy talked to Margo, and Margo says,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I feel really alone, and she cries like she feels
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: like everybody's against her.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Missy tells Mark Francis.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Marca Marco, Margo feels so alone and she cried, and
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: he goes, she's an actress, sweetheart, that's supposed to be
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: her job.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Wow, she can't win for losing with him.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Now we're at another party and I think it's the
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: horse event and Kimmy said, Kimmy's got like on a
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: white flower crown, and she goes, I wore my white
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: flowers for peace, and Margo says that, oh, is there
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: something you're trying to say to me? And she goes, yeah,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I'm a piece of shit and they all laugh and
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Margot goes, well, finally we agree. Now she said it
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: about herself, and she joked back. But Mors, it's going
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: to be a light.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: It's going to blow up that Margot. It's going to
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: turn out. She refers to me as a piece of shit.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: She thinks, I'm a piece of shit.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Well you said it, and everybody laughs actually, and Mark
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Frances says, I don't think Margot will make it in London.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: She's far more suited to Los Angeles. Okay, well, okay,
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: and that's it right you guys.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, can we take the hats off?
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: No? My hair is a mess undernew Oh okay, I
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: just won as we get done filming.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Ok I'm going to take this hat off and I'm
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: going to put it in the good Will Bend. Because
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: this hat has seen better days. This was not I
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: think this hat was not made for a hit. I
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: think it's just like supposed to hang somewhere. Oh, it's
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: supposed to be just like on a hat stand.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like it hurts. So I don't know what
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: James thought when he bought his. I don't know if
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: he's trying to get rid of me or what. But
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I feel like my brain is squeezed together Mark Francis
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: and all these scenes he was in just no brain
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: It's everybody in your house feeling better from their illness
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: that they got.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Mila's mom is in the bed with it. Oh.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: No, I've been on antibiotics now three days and I
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: feel brand new, so much better.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I mean I feel I've been sleeping and sleeping, so
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: that's that's good.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: That's good you and I feel like I.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Feel like in this hat. And again you won't know
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: if you're not watching, but what I feel like. And
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you'll get this reference. On the
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: current season of Before the Ninety Days, there's a girl
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: named Aviva that has the greasy hair.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: She showed me a picture of her, and I showed
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: you a picture of her hair, and that's what I
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: feel like in this hat. I feel like I'm a
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Viva in this hat, except my hair's aren't greasy.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Her hair was disgusting.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: It's and then she put like a denim bucket hat
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: on top of it.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: It. She needs to just shave it off. It's so gross.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Just take it. Her hotel has shampooed. Just take a shower, girl,
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Just take a shower. I don't get it. I don't understand.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: When you showed me that, I'm like, it looks like
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: she got a thing of crisco and just put it
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: all in our hair like that.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: The entire it's like that the entire season. It's never
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: looks clean except for when they're doing their confessional talking
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: heads because they someone.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Forces her to wash her hair.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: And we just don't get it. We just still get it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: It's like, was there a light's outbreak there and they
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: told you keep your hair dirties with a light can attached.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: That's the only that's the only solution I can come
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: up with.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm filming a show.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Just let the lis attack me, because I'm not about
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: to walk around like this while I'm being filmed true.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: It's horrible, everybody.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: That's the Ladies of London. We devolved. Okay, you guys
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: just know this is Monarch Monday's. Normally it's Muckshot Monday.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Right now it's Monarch Monday's. Oh and I have to
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: say shout out again to my friend Kelly. So when
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: my sister Tay told me that Kelly was listening to
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: this because she was watching the show, so I thought
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: it was a completely different Kelly. Oh, Okay, Kelly, this
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: is Kelly who was in my pledge class of my sorority.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: At all, miss Okay, I have been friends all these years.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: We are the same age I saw her. Remember when
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I told you I went for that parents we can
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: in a dance my face off at the bar with John's.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: She was there, okay, and we had so much fun.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Hey, other kills. Thanks Kelly, Thanks for listening.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Kelly.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: And she told me that she loved the show and
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: she was asking me all about it and stuff. So
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Kelly is a Kelly is a Bravo fan.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Look, Bravo brings everyone together.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: And if you are watching until this point and we
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: still have all these dumb hats, thank you. Okay, everybody.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: We will see you this week. On Thursday. I will
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: be out of town. But what you are going to
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: be getting is hmm, what's going to be in that spot, Keisha.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: It's going to be a repeat of something that is
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: on PA. And then Monday, you guys in this spot. Okay,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: this is important. I should have said this at the beginning.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Monday in this spot. We're not gonna have my on
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Monday because I'm going to be out of town. But
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: we are going to have the first episode of Temptation Island,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: which is starting on Netflix Friday, April tenth, So the
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: first episode of that, we'll be here in this spot.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: The next week, we'll be right back to Ladies of London.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Temptation Island's quite a different show. A lot of neckedness
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: and booty shaking, okay, and lots of crying. Lots of crying.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: That's a lot. Every single episode there.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Were lots of somebody banging somebody else's boyfriend. Yeah, but
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: we'll we'll be back in two weeks with Ladies of
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: London and we'll be recapping the two episodes together. Okay,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: that's what I should have said that at the beginning. Okay, Bye,