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Victoria's Housewives Recap from September 17th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Well, here she is causing a stir in the Windy
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  Speaker 1: City in Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: Is she causing a ruckus?
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  Speaker 1: She's raising a ruckus. Or maybe she's raising a barn.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's one of the two.
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  Speaker 1: It's Victoria. She keeps tabs on the Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 1: Salt Lake for us and on other reality shows, including
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  Speaker 1: the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
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  Speaker 2: You have a little of both of that today, right? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because they both started new seasons. And then just so
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  Speaker 2: you know, too, I'm reporting to you today from Springfield
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  Speaker 2: because I'm supposed to be in a conference right now
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  Speaker 2: learning how to be ethical. So I'll be back to
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  Speaker 2: that in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Springfield, Illinois?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, our capital. So, yeah, good times. But, okay, let's
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  Speaker 2: start with the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. So
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: the season seven just premiered. Also, follow me on Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: I'm at judgyandpast. I've got a quick summary and a
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: rating of the episode and of The Secret Life of
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  Speaker 2: Modern Life. So this is the premiere. So we start
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  Speaker 2: off with heavy things because, as we know from following
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  Speaker 2: the news, Mary Cosby is one of the cast members
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  Speaker 2: of the show. Her son died. So he had a
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  Speaker 2: jail sentence, and then he died, I think, of a
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  Speaker 2: drug overdose or drug-related situation.
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  Speaker 1: He did go to jail, and then he got out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so the way the episode starts is
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  Speaker 2: she's welcoming him home out of jail because he had
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: violated a restraining order against his girlfriend. And then three
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  Speaker 2: weeks after he gets home, he dies. Um, and so we,
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  Speaker 2: we start the episode with that and we end the
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  Speaker 2: episode with that. Cause a big part of it is
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  Speaker 2: the housewives supporting her, which is nice. Um, so if
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  Speaker 2: you want to sound like you watch, that's how you
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  Speaker 2: know that you, that's how, you know, that's what, that
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  Speaker 2: was the most important thing that happened this week. Um,
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  Speaker 2: and the, the title of the episode is chosen family.
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  Speaker 2: And it's called that because at the end of the episode,
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  Speaker 2: she tells the housewives, she appreciates the support she got
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  Speaker 2: from them during this tough time for her. So for Mary,
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  Speaker 2: that Mary got from them. Um, Then the other, I guess,
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  Speaker 2: interesting thing for the housewives, if you want to sound
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  Speaker 2: like you watched, Bronwyn and Heather now have boyfriends.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they do?
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Bronwyn got... Is she divorced?
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  Speaker 2: Is she fully divorced? They're separated, yeah. Okay. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: based on the trailer that we saw for the season,
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  Speaker 2: we're still going to get some interactions with her and
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  Speaker 2: her estranged husband, Todd. So, yeah, there's still some struggles there.
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  Speaker 2: One of my thoughts, one of my deep thoughts about
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  Speaker 2: the episode this week is related to Lisa. She convinces
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  Speaker 2: her husband, John, to apologize to her on camera. And
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  Speaker 2: I think this is totally to make her look good.
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  Speaker 2: It's so obviously produced. My husband's like, it looks like
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  Speaker 2: John is in a hostage video.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's interesting that you think deeply about these things.
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  Speaker 1: And you also have a legal mind and you're a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: I think deeply about everything, Bill. All right. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Our quote of the week is, I'm not Perry, I'm
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  Speaker 2: on my period. Again, Lisa and her very delicate ego. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not Perry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Perry menopause. Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Because she's talking about how she's getting hot and cold.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, and Angie's like, well, that's perimenopause. And
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  Speaker 2: Lisa's like, no, I'm not. I looked it up. Lisa's
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  Speaker 2: 51 years old. Girl, it's fine. This is all part
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  Speaker 2: of the process. And you can have perimenopause and still
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  Speaker 2: get a period, right? Totally. Really?
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  Speaker 1: You can watch it? Apparently Lisa doesn't know that.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. No, no. No, that's why it's all a mess. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so at Restaurant Watch, there's Hidden Mace in Park City,
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  Speaker 2: our drinking game I'm calling So Clutch, because Wendy said
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  Speaker 2: not nice things about Lisa Maris when she was drunk,
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  Speaker 2: because she said she was using alcohol as a clutch.
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  Speaker 2: And she wants to apologize. So use alcohol as a clutch.
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  Speaker 2: And then quickly, the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, so
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  Speaker 2: we're in season five. Right now there's only, I think,
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  Speaker 2: five episodes. The episode's called Book of Mormon. Look at
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  Speaker 2: my summary on Instagram. If you want to sound like
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  Speaker 2: you watch, yes, Taylor's in this episode. So this is
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  Speaker 2: right after she gets back from The Bachelorette. And she
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  Speaker 2: has all the boys. So she did get engaged to
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  Speaker 2: somebody from The Bachelorette. As soon as she gets back
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  Speaker 2: from The Bachelorette, she's hooking up with Dakota. And then
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  Speaker 2: apparently she's also still in love with Ben, who is
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  Speaker 2: this guy she met on Tik TOK, who we saw
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  Speaker 2: last season. Um, and, and actually like, again, the tragedy
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  Speaker 2: of actually both of these episodes. So, you know, Mary
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  Speaker 2: dealing with her grief and, and actually watching for me,
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  Speaker 2: watching Taylor, she's not well, like if you watch her
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  Speaker 2: pivot between her very toxic interactions with Dakota and then
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  Speaker 2: trying to talk to her friends, it's, I feel bad.
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  Speaker 2: She's not well. Our quote of the week is, you
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't be here if we didn't swing. Welcome to the story. Whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 2: The other relevant storyline is about Chase. So Chase is
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  Speaker 2: Miranda's ex-husband, and he was part of the swinging scandal,
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  Speaker 2: and he's arguing with one of the other mom talkers.
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  Speaker 2: And so she says, you wouldn't be here without mom talk.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, well, you wouldn't be here without me. So
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  Speaker 2: I think that's kind of funny. Kind of true. Very true. Also,
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  Speaker 2: he's a load. I mean, they're all loads. And then
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  Speaker 2: our drinking game for that show is I'm calling Duck, Duck, Goose.
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  Speaker 2: So you're going to take a drink each time Taylor
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  Speaker 2: talks about any of the guys she's dating or in
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  Speaker 2: a relationship. So you're listening for Doug, Dakota, oh, wait, Ben,
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  Speaker 2: or anyway, Doug, Dakota, or Ben. I feel like there's
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  Speaker 2: one more, but anyway. So vaya con Dios, Taylor. Good luck.
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  Speaker 1: It says here, you skipped over this, but it says
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  Speaker 1: here Shania. also had sex with Dakota, and I have
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  Speaker 1: to confess here, I've also had sex with Dakota. Who hasn't?
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  Speaker 2: That's the question. You'll get tested, Bill.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will.
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  Speaker 2: The sanctity of marriage.
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  Speaker 1: These people have children. That's what I get.
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  Speaker 2: I get stuck on them. These people have children.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm stuck on the fact that they went to
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  Speaker 1: Gourmandise for a meal.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm not convinced they even ate anything.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 2: So why go there if you're going to pretend to eat?
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  Speaker 1: So whose idea do you suppose it was to call
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  Speaker 1: the episode of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives the Book
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  Speaker 1: of Mormon? Mormon.
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  Speaker 2: So a very lazy producer who maybe had too much
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  Speaker 2: to– I'm like, really? Because I see what they did there.
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  Speaker 2: First I saw the title of the episode. I'm like, wait, what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, whatever. But it does apply to all
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  Speaker 2: of Taylor's more men. Yeah. And, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Chosen Family is a better episode name for
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  Speaker 1: the other show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, and that's a secret. Secret Lives created that
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  Speaker 2: for themselves by naming each episode the book of the
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  Speaker 2: book of. But I think you run out of opportunities
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  Speaker 2: with that. And so they've put themselves in a corner
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to the title of their episodes instead
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  Speaker 2: of leaving it more open. Or guess what? You don't
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  Speaker 2: even have to title the episode. It's just reality TV.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go on a journey. Yeah, exactly. Anything else? Let's see.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: The Traders. The new Traders season starts tonight, I think.
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  Speaker 1: They won a lot of Emmys.
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  Speaker 2: They did. Alan Cumming is a dream. You should check
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  Speaker 2: that out. And then Lisa is also on the Real
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  Speaker 2: Housewives Ultimate Girls trip. And so watching, it's interesting because
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  Speaker 2: she's traveling with these housewives from the other franchises. And
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  Speaker 2: at first they were like, oh, poor Lisa is so
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  Speaker 2: put upon. And they were taking her side and defending
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  Speaker 2: her as they're interacting with their wives. And then they're
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  Speaker 2: getting ready for a trip. And she's over an hour
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  Speaker 2: late for them to leave for their trip. And they said, Lisa,
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  Speaker 2: you need to apologize. And she's like, I'll apologize when
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  Speaker 2: it's sincere. And so they're changing their minds about Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Go to your conference, Victoria.
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  Speaker 1: Do good.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be ethical. Learn to be ethical.
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: All right.