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2112 - 90 Day Fiance (s12e17) "Are We Really Doing This?" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday,
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Speaker 1: 90 day fiance day for those who celebrate. How you doing?
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Speaker 2: We thought it's every day. Every single day of our lives.
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Speaker 2: It's 90 day.
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Speaker 1: So I think we have, this is, Season 12, episode 17.
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Speaker 1: And I believe we have one more regular episode. And
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Speaker 1: then a three-part tell-all is what we're being told. I'm ready.
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Speaker 2: And it is Sean. I know some people were confused
0:47
Speaker 2: and thought it would be Ross. But it's still going
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Speaker 2: to be Sean. So we're fine with that. We like Sean.
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Speaker 2: We're going to have a positive attitude.
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Speaker 1: And we're going to.
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Speaker 2: I hope that all our questions get answered and it's
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Speaker 2: not a lot of, well, we're not going to solve
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Speaker 2: that today. Right.
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Speaker 1: I think if we can see what this pattern is
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Speaker 1: going to be, it's going to be Sean for the
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Speaker 1: main show and Ross for the secondary show. And we'll
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Speaker 1: take it. We'll take it. Great.
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Speaker 2: Take whatever Ross we can get.
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Speaker 1: That's right. Little Ross, little dab will do you. Um,
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Speaker 1: so that's exciting.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Well, let's get into this show. We're on a little
1:29
Speaker 1: bit of a time crunch today and I don't mind it.
1:32
Speaker 1: I don't mind it.
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Speaker 2: Sorry.
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Speaker 1: It'll know. It'll just make us.
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Speaker 2: It means I'm going to shut up and not interrupt.
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Speaker 1: Listen.
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Speaker 2: For the first time.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to have your voice heard and you
1:44
Speaker 1: have to talk and understand. Um, this is my third
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Speaker 1: podcast of the day. Oh God. Yeah. So I am
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Speaker 1: ready for it to be over and, uh, go and,
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Speaker 1: Stare at the ocean. Okay. Debbie and Mido is who
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Speaker 1: we're going to start with. I'm just trying to make
2:01
Speaker 1: sure who we're ending with. I can't remember how the
2:04
Speaker 1: show ended. I watched it a long time ago. So
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Speaker 1: according to my notes, I'm thinking.
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Speaker 2: I think it ended with Marissa.
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Speaker 1: That's who I have us ending with. Okay, good.
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Speaker 2: Having doubts. Doubts. Everyone on the show has doubts. They
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Speaker 2: do have doubts. Except the people that should have doubts,
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Speaker 2: like Debbie. And Mido.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Ironically, it is the ones that we want to have
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Speaker 2: doubts that do not.
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Speaker 1: I reposted, I did see that Instagram person is like lakeju69.
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Speaker 1: I have no idea what any of it means, but
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Speaker 1: that person has a funny Instagram account and they posted
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Speaker 1: the picture of Debbie and Mito kissing where it's just
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Speaker 1: him standing there and her kissing his face and him
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Speaker 1: with his eyes closed like, oh, Lord, help me. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: He's picturing how would Robert De Niro... act if a
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Speaker 2: woman was kissing him and he did not want to
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Speaker 2: kiss her.
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Speaker 1: Right. Yes.
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Speaker 2: Channel that.
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Speaker 1: So Debbie and Mito.
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Speaker 2: He's always just picturing himself on a red carpet. Always.
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Speaker 2: That's his happy place.
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Speaker 1: So she's getting ready and he comes in and goes, oh,
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Speaker 1: what are you doing? You have a celebration today? Jokes.
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Speaker 2: Jokes. I have a confession. Sometimes I catch myself smiling
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Speaker 2: at Mito's jokes. Okay. I'm embarrassed to say I don't
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Speaker 2: like that about myself, but sometimes I catch myself smiling.
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Speaker 1: It would get old.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I would never. No. Oh, for me in my life? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: In real life? No. Oh, God, no.
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Speaker 1: It would get old. So he's like, you have a celebration?
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Speaker 1: She's like, oh, you're so funny. And Devin says, isn't
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Speaker 1: it bad luck for the groom to see the bride?
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Speaker 1: And he's like, no, who cares? So she puts on
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Speaker 1: sort of a cream-colored dress. And she goes in to
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Speaker 1: talk to him. He's in a robe. And the talking
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Speaker 1: head together, he says, oh, you look so beautiful in
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Speaker 1: your dress. And she says, I didn't think you would
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Speaker 1: care what I wear today. Because she's just like, he
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Speaker 1: can't wait to get some of this poo nanny. You
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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? That's what she thinks.
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Speaker 2: He would be fine if I walked down the aisle naked.
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Speaker 2: Because he loves ladies and their lady parts.
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Speaker 1: And all he wants is to get it in. So...
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Speaker 1: He tells her, go ahead, go ahead, I'll be there.
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Speaker 1: And when I tell you, I didn't count, but if
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Speaker 1: I would have counted, it would have been 100 sprays
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Speaker 1: of 10 bottles that he did.
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Speaker 2: I kept picturing Thomas actually imploding.
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Speaker 1: Great point.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Getting so high, whining and crying and
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Speaker 2: talking about the trauma. Of the sprays.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Each spray was like a knife to his heart.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And he would get so whiny, like Gino level. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hilarious. Oh, I can't. I hope they do bring that up.
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Speaker 2: What's going to happen at the tell-all? Yeah. I'm telling you,
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Speaker 2: if they're getting ready in the same area.
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Speaker 1: You know, they only have those little black boxes that
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Speaker 1: they put them in.
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Speaker 2: With this, there are no doors. No.
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Speaker 1: It's just curtains.
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Speaker 2: So that spray is going to travel. Yeah. We're going
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Speaker 2: to find out for real if Thomas is really allergic
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Speaker 2: or not.
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Speaker 1: So he sprays, sprays, sprays, sprays, sprays, sprays, sprays. And
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Speaker 1: then he gets dressed and continues to spray more things.
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Speaker 1: I was like, he's got to smell horrible. It has
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Speaker 1: to be too much.
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Speaker 2: Like, it's too much. Even if it's the best scent
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Speaker 2: in the world. Like Reese's peanut butter cups. It's just
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Speaker 2: too much.
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Speaker 1: It's too much. So the talking head, she says, he's
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Speaker 1: always late. He's always primping. We're always on Mido time.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: So they go out and meet Alonzo, the officiant. And
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Speaker 1: they're like, is the groom on the way? Is the
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Speaker 1: groom on the way? Alonzo goes, I do have another wedding, like, uptown.
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Speaker 1: I mean, he must have been really more than five,
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Speaker 1: six minutes late. He must have been really late.
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Speaker 2: It's getting dark.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Then we hear some music. And Mido has some
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Speaker 1: New Orleans jazz musicians, you know, playing when the saints
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Speaker 1: come marching in behind him. And Cain's like, oh, okay,
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Speaker 1: this is kind of awesome. And Mito walks in dancing
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Speaker 1: because he has to make.
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Speaker 2: An entrance.
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Speaker 1: An entrance, yes. And he can't.
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Speaker 2: Say, I've decided I'm going back to Egypt. I am sorry, Debbie.
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Speaker 2: He's already done that joke once.
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Speaker 1: True. That joke was so funny. So I'm talking to
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Speaker 1: her and she says, he loves no more than anything. Okay,
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Speaker 1: no means New Orleans. She says... I love New Orleans
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Speaker 1: more than anything in the world. And New Orleans means
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Speaker 1: everything to me. So the fact that he had the
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Speaker 1: brass band coming in just meant so much. So he
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Speaker 1: walks up, he goes, what about my surprise? Good surprise.
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Speaker 1: He's so proud. She's like, yes, such a good surprise.
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Speaker 2: Way to go.
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Speaker 1: So the wedding gets started. Mido says, I do. Debbie says,
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Speaker 1: I do. And they're married. They kiss.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You're just brushing over how bad this officiant is.
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Speaker 1: No, because I never talk about the vows. So what
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Speaker 1: did the officiant do?
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Speaker 2: Well, he's just, he's old and I bet he was
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Speaker 2: great in his time, but that time has passed. So
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Speaker 2: there were a lot of strange pauses. Like he's looking,
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Speaker 2: we're here for the wedding of Mido and And Debbie,
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Speaker 2: he keeps having to look down. And then he says,
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Speaker 2: this guy now here today to become the husband of
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Speaker 2: his soon to be wife.
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Speaker 1: All right. That's not great.
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Speaker 2: And then he calls and they says, and now the
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Speaker 2: soon to be Miss Debbie.
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Speaker 1: I did hear that. I was confused.
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Speaker 2: She's already the Miss Debbie.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker 2: He's doing his best. He was charming.
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Speaker 1: He was handsome.
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Speaker 2: He just might need an assistant to step in.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like a trainee.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Somebody that could write proper English. So they say,
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Speaker 1: I do. They kiss. They're married. And they hug. And
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Speaker 1: they're like, we did it. We did it. The band
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Speaker 1: plays again. And the talking head together, he says, how
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Speaker 1: do you feel to be Mrs. Mito Fayed? And she goes,
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Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. It doesn't feel real. No turning back. A
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Speaker 1: photographer takes 4,000 photos of them. The photo session took
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Speaker 1: way longer than the wedding.
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Speaker 2: And he is so bored when it's the couple photos.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: He's trying to smolder the camera, but he's like, this
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Speaker 2: would be a great photo if Debbie wasn't in it.
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Speaker 2: This could have been my headshot, but Debbie's here.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. The pictures look pretty good, pretty dramatic. And then,
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Speaker 1: of course, he's like, can I get some headshots? Like,
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Speaker 1: I've already paid this guy. You're already here. And then
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Speaker 1: we do 10 minutes of dramatic Mito poses.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Nothing a bride likes more on her wedding day for
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Speaker 1: the groom to take over the photo session for headshots.
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Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I get it. He's a thrifty queen, but
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Speaker 2: it still feels, and headshots can be expensive. You already
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Speaker 2: have the photographer.
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Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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Speaker 2: And I appreciate that he did it after the group photos.
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Speaker 2: So she could like ghost it down or something after,
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Speaker 2: you know, they had already done their couple of photos. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She didn't ask me to sell a bridal photos.
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Speaker 2: No, actually that's a good point because there's nothing in
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Speaker 2: the relationship that is just for Debbie. Like the relationship
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Speaker 2: is about Mito.
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Speaker 1: True.
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Speaker 2: He's getting everything out of it. I don't, the band
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Speaker 2: is probably the last thing he did. For her and
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Speaker 2: I'm putting for her in quotes because it was actually
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Speaker 2: for him to make a grand entrance and be on
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Speaker 2: TV and all of that. So I don't. think there's
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Speaker 2: much that he actually does for her.
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Speaker 1: We were just talking about this. I was on 90
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Speaker 1: you know, she was like, I did everything for him, everything.
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Speaker 1: And I said, he's the kind of person that comes
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Speaker 1: what did you do in those three days?
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Speaker 2: I was gone.
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Speaker 1: And that's how Mito is. Cause he doesn't care.
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Speaker 2: It's all about him.
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Speaker 2: So....
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Speaker 1: They're on the balcony and she's like, the kids are gone.
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Speaker 1: Are you ready? And he goes, for what? Are you ready?
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Speaker 1: Am I right? And then he does everything that he
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Speaker 1: does every time. Oh, I'm so tired. Good night, Debbie.
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Speaker 1: I pretend to sleep. He does the same fall asleep
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Speaker 1: every time. And then we get some boom, chicka pow, wow,
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Speaker 1: kind of a music as they go into the room.
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Speaker 1: And in the talking head, she says, he's a virgin.
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Speaker 1: So this is weird. And yeah, I'm going to be
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Speaker 1: driving that car. And it's very strange to be this
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Speaker 1: age and talk about taking someone's virginity. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I don't, yeah, I still don't know what to think
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Speaker 2: about this.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what to think about this either.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's true. I don't know if
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Speaker 2: he is a virgin. I don't know if he's heterosexual.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if he is, he seems almost more
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Speaker 2: asexual to me.
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Speaker 1: I can agree with that.
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Speaker 2: So, because I think he's so self-focused, I don't think
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Speaker 2: he even has like sexual, not that I, but please,
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Speaker 2: I want, I almost want you to edit that out.
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Speaker 2: I'm not saying asexual people are selfish. He specifically is
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Speaker 2: very selfish and I don't think he thinks about like
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Speaker 2: being with other people unless they can do something for him.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: So he's a narcissist or further his career. So I,
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Speaker 2: he might go with anybody who can further his career.
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Speaker 2: I just don't, I'm confused. I'm very confused. I honestly
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Speaker 2: don't have a handle on it. If anyone wants to
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Speaker 2: write in and comment, but again, I don't mean asexuals
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Speaker 2: are selfish. Please know that. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 1: I don't think that's what you meant. I think, I
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Speaker 1: think we're going to get something from this couple at
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Speaker 1: the reunion when other people can ask them questions.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: This is where Ross would be good because Ross might,
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Speaker 2: I mean, Sean will ask sex questions when she's prompted
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Speaker 2: by the producers.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. She'll be like, so how was it? You know,
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Speaker 1: like that. Yeah. Yeah. So he, you hear him say, Debbie,
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Speaker 1: are you ready? And he does a fake strip tease
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Speaker 1: with his robe and then flashes are kind of a thing.
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Speaker 1: And then he dives into the bed.
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Speaker 2: I think he's a never nude. I think he's fully
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Speaker 2: clothed under that robe.
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Speaker 1: So sexy to have you be like, woo, are you ready, Debbie?
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Speaker 1: And then jump in the bed. You were right.
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Speaker 2: He does dive on the bed. You said that last
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Speaker 2: week that that's his go-to move. And it is.
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Speaker 1: And he does a lot of, oh, I'm so tired.
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Speaker 1: I'm so tired. So she says, you have to sleep
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Speaker 1: with me now. She says, you have to sleep with
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Speaker 1: me now. We are married. Just how you want it
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Speaker 1: to be.
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Speaker 2: I brought you to this country, and now I own
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Speaker 2: your body.
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Speaker 1: So the talking head, she says, I'm so excited. And
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Speaker 1: the producer says, Mita, what's going through your head? And
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Speaker 1: he goes, nothing. And she goes, what head? Sex jokes,
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Speaker 1: am I right? And then they laugh because it takes
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Speaker 1: him a second to get it. And he says, I
15:43
Speaker 1: think she will be easy with me, but I will
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Speaker 1: not be easy with her. No mercy.
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Speaker 2: Ha, ha, ha.
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Speaker 1: So everything's a big joke.
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Speaker 2: Everything's a big joke. And he's like just repeating things
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Speaker 2: that he has learned from the movies, like things that
15:55
Speaker 2: you might say.
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Speaker 1: I will be extremely surprised if she says, yes, we
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Speaker 1: consummated the marriage.
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Speaker 2: I really will.
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Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 2: So she turns off- She might just cover for him.
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Speaker 2: She would tell us that it was great.
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Speaker 1: I think she could get it annulled if they didn't. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: So she says, turn off the light. He goes, oh,
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Speaker 1: you're in a hurry. And then more boom, chicka, boom, ooh.
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Speaker 1: And then the music, the lyrics are, I want to
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Speaker 1: lay you down and give it to you.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: That was the lyrics of the music. Sometimes the lyrics
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Speaker 1: just really tell a story.
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Speaker 2: They're spot on.
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to Thomas and Paula.
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Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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Speaker 2: He is eating some sort of like steak and an
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Speaker 2: Eggo waffle.
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Speaker 1: Steak and waffles? Is that supposed to be chicken and waffles?
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Speaker 2: Maybe, but like maybe he made it keto, but it's
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Speaker 2: like a protein waffle. I don't know. Anyway, he's sitting
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Speaker 2: at the table though, I noticed in his apartment. So
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Speaker 2: notice that now that they have a normal table for
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Speaker 2: her family, And they're not there. He is choosing to
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Speaker 2: sit at it and not at the floor table.
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Speaker 1: This is not bad.
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Speaker 2: He likes it.
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Speaker 1: Who came up with this idea? Wow.
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Speaker 2: How long have people been sitting at tables? I've been
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Speaker 2: missing out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So she's already left to get ready, but he's not
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Speaker 2: sure what's going to happen because she sounded so unsure
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Speaker 2: the night before. And then he starts crying. And it's
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Speaker 2: a lot of, I believe in us. I know it's
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Speaker 2: going to happen. I know she's the woman for me. Blah, blah.
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Speaker 2: So she shows up to the Queen Mary with Jose,
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Speaker 2: the wedding stylist, in his super fancy car with those
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Speaker 2: like DeLorean doors that go up.
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Speaker 1: Oh, really? I didn't see the car.
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Speaker 2: And she doesn't know if the wedding will happen. And
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Speaker 2: she says, I'm scary.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: I think she meant I'm scared. But that's how I feel.
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Speaker 2: And I'm going to start saying that a lot.
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Speaker 1: Keisha says that.
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Speaker 2: I'm scary.
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Speaker 1: I'm scary. I'm scary for that. I said, I'm scared
18:03
Speaker 1: of that. She'll say, I'm scary for that.
18:06
Speaker 2: Yeah. These Keisha-isms that have been coming out, the lozenger,
18:09
Speaker 2: there was one more too that was pretty funny.
18:13
Speaker 1: She's got a couple of them. Yeah.
18:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she doesn't want to hurt Thomas, but she
18:18
Speaker 2: doesn't have that feeling of, I want to run into
18:21
Speaker 2: this man's arms because it's so perfect. I think she's
18:25
Speaker 2: quite frankly disgusted by him and has the ick.
18:28
Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
18:29
Speaker 2: I think she's had the ick for a long time. Yes,
18:31
Speaker 2: I do. So she's hoping the universe will guide her today.
18:36
Speaker 2: So she tells the stylist and the makeup artist how
18:39
Speaker 2: bad the date on the bicycle went and how she
18:41
Speaker 2: has doubts. And Thomas greets his friend, Mike, who has
18:46
Speaker 2: a man bun and seems nice. And he tells Mike
18:51
Speaker 2: what's been going on. And I kept waiting for the
18:54
Speaker 2: friend to say, like, he's like, she's just not happy.
18:56
Speaker 2: And I kept waiting for the friend to go, yeah,
18:58
Speaker 2: of course, she's with you. You're really annoying.
19:01
Speaker 1: No.
19:02
Speaker 2: But he likes Thomas.
19:03
Speaker 1: Man bun friend was cute.
19:05
Speaker 2: He was super cute. And all of Thomas's friends seemed
19:08
Speaker 2: to like him. So he's just... not complaining about things
19:12
Speaker 2: around them, I guess.
19:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems fine.
19:15
Speaker 2: Their cologne is fine. Their cologne, they're like, I put
19:19
Speaker 2: on cologne all the time.
19:20
Speaker 1: He's never once said anything. Never said a word. Yeah.
19:23
Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's all that happens. We just, it's all,
19:27
Speaker 2: she's like very upset.
19:29
Speaker 1: She's, it's right before the wedding. And they're actually like,
19:32
Speaker 1: we don't know what's going to happen. Like it's love
19:33
Speaker 1: is blind. It's like, well, yeah, you can control the
19:36
Speaker 1: outcome here, you know?
19:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's good. The universe will decide though.
19:40
Speaker 1: I guess so.
19:41
Speaker 2: Whatever the universe is going to make happen for them.
19:46
Speaker 1: Well, I think that if they're already there at the venue,
19:48
Speaker 1: I think they're getting married, don't you?
19:49
Speaker 2: I think so too. I mean, it would be shocking
19:52
Speaker 2: because we did look it up and it is all
19:54
Speaker 2: couples have gotten married. All 90 day OG couples have
20:00
Speaker 2: gotten married. The only ones that there was one couple
20:03
Speaker 2: that didn't. And it was that weird, creepy daycare worker
20:07
Speaker 2: who did, Ren Faire stuff on the side.
20:10
Speaker 1: Uh-huh. Right, right, right. Andrew?
20:12
Speaker 2: Yep. Was it Andrew? And his girlfriend, fiance came in
20:18
Speaker 2: to America, but got detained in Mexico for some reason.
20:23
Speaker 1: He was in Mexico to meet her. And then from Mexico,
20:26
Speaker 1: they were moving forward. But then she got stuck in Mexico.
20:29
Speaker 1: She got stuck in Mexico.
20:31
Speaker 2: She was like in a detainment center. And he was
20:35
Speaker 2: trying to find her half-heartedly. And then they just broke up.
20:41
Speaker 1: He was really enjoying that Mexican vacation by himself, though.
20:44
Speaker 2: He was walking through the resort by the pool. And
20:47
Speaker 2: it was like, find her. She's like on a floor,
20:51
Speaker 2: cold cement floor somewhere. Go find her. But he didn't. No.
20:57
Speaker 1: All right. Aisha and Maxwell. Wedding day. Yay.
21:01
Speaker 2: I believe in their love.
21:03
Speaker 1: I do too. Maxwell is in his I love my
21:06
Speaker 1: baby shirt, which is a picture of Aisha. And she's like,
21:09
Speaker 1: you see that shirt? You see that shirt? You guys
21:12
Speaker 1: see Maxwell's shirt? She wants to make sure everybody sees it.
21:15
Speaker 1: We see it.
21:16
Speaker 2: We're embarrassed for him.
21:18
Speaker 1: She says, you need to wrap that around your pillow
21:21
Speaker 1: and sleep with it at night. He's like, okay.
21:23
Speaker 2: That would be better than wearing it in public.
21:26
Speaker 1: Now, she says to everybody, look, look at his hairline.
21:30
Speaker 1: Everybody look. So I'm looking and I'm like, okay, she
21:33
Speaker 1: must have gotten some spray or something. It didn't look
21:35
Speaker 1: that different to me, but I had never noticed that
21:37
Speaker 1: he had a bad hairline.
21:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, same.
21:40
Speaker 1: So she's like, look, look. She goes, listen, I need
21:42
Speaker 1: good wedding pictures. So I found a barber who does
21:45
Speaker 1: man wigs. And now he knows how great it's going
21:49
Speaker 1: to look when he gets a hair transplant. Look at it.
21:51
Speaker 1: Look at him. Look at his hair. So then they
21:53
Speaker 1: were showing him. And then I was like, okay. He
21:55
Speaker 1: does have more hair in the front. Man wigs. She
21:59
Speaker 1: had this man go to a barbershop and get a
22:01
Speaker 1: man wig for their wedding pictures.
22:03
Speaker 2: And all of his friends were laughing at him as
22:05
Speaker 2: he was getting it.
22:06
Speaker 1: Yes.
22:06
Speaker 2: That was pretty funny.
22:08
Speaker 1: So she sits and talks with him and says, Rod
22:11
Speaker 1: was acting a fool at the thing last night. It
22:14
Speaker 1: was a lot. It was a lot. And I felt
22:16
Speaker 1: like he wasn't listening. And he felt like I wasn't listening.
22:20
Speaker 1: And then he had his echo there, Aunt Kathy. Right.
22:23
Speaker 1: And he might not even come today. I don't even know.
22:26
Speaker 1: He might not even come. And she says, I can't
22:30
Speaker 1: imagine him turning his back on me on my wedding day.
22:33
Speaker 1: He's walking me down the aisle. And that's important to me.
22:37
Speaker 1: But I just can't have any kind of chaos on
22:39
Speaker 1: my wedding day. So she says he's walking me down
22:43
Speaker 1: the aisle as if Rod already knows this. But later
22:45
Speaker 1: we find out Rod did not know this.
22:47
Speaker 2: That was going to be a surprise.
22:49
Speaker 1: I guess so.
22:50
Speaker 2: So.
22:51
Speaker 1: She says to Maxwell.
22:52
Speaker 2: I say have your mom. Your mom raised you. Like.
22:57
Speaker 1: She seems somewhat out of it at all times. Well,
23:01
Speaker 1: that's true. But she can walk. Yes, she can. Yes,
23:04
Speaker 1: she can.
23:04
Speaker 2: She can walk down an aisle.
23:07
Speaker 1: So she says to Maxwell, you know, if Rod didn't
23:10
Speaker 1: show up, it would be like your sister Blaze not coming.
23:13
Speaker 1: That's how close he is to me. But what if
23:15
Speaker 1: he shows up and temperatures rise? I just want that.
23:18
Speaker 1: I don't want that to happen because he's volatile. And
23:20
Speaker 1: Maxwell says, if anybody disrupts our wedding day, we will
23:23
Speaker 1: have them arrested.
23:26
Speaker 2: She already wants to have him arrested for banging that table.
23:30
Speaker 2: His hand came down on the table.
23:33
Speaker 1: No, no, baby.
23:34
Speaker 2: We do not do violence here, baby.
23:38
Speaker 1: So now we see Aisha getting her makeup done and
23:41
Speaker 1: her wig. And she's trying to fix her mom's wig.
23:45
Speaker 1: And she looks incredible.
23:48
Speaker 2: Stunning.
23:50
Speaker 1: Blaze brings in the dress. I remember they picked the fabric,
23:53
Speaker 1: but Blaze knew a dressmaker that was going to make it.
23:56
Speaker 1: Asha loves it. Mom cries and says, Maxwell is going
24:01
Speaker 1: to take Asha from me. And Marie says, Mommy, why
24:06
Speaker 1: are you crying? This is a great joy, a marriage
24:10
Speaker 1: God has ordained, according to Asha.
24:12
Speaker 2: I think I was just kidding because Asha told us.
24:16
Speaker 1: And you will have grandchildren soon. Four to seven, if
24:20
Speaker 1: I have my way. And Marie wipes Juliet's tears. It's
24:24
Speaker 1: very sweet. It was sweet. It was very sweet. And
24:27
Speaker 1: Juliet says, I've been with her my whole life. I
24:30
Speaker 1: feel so sad because this is my baby. Fuck those
24:32
Speaker 1: other sisters.
24:33
Speaker 2: Who cares?
24:34
Speaker 1: So now we get Maxwell and his best friend Silas.
24:41
Speaker 1: Is this the guy that was engaged to the girl
24:44
Speaker 1: that fucked up their whole 90-day fiancé visa thing in
24:47
Speaker 1: the first place?
24:48
Speaker 2: Is Silas the guy? I believe his face was not
24:52
Speaker 2: blurred in the photos. Her face was. So interesting.
24:59
Speaker 1: Did you notice that Silas had on the Eboo hat
25:03
Speaker 1: that Daniel was wearing with Daniel and Lisa? And I
25:06
Speaker 1: always thought, is that a Where's Waldo hat? Like that
25:09
Speaker 1: hat does not look like any sort of– because it's
25:12
Speaker 1: like a wool hat. It doesn't seem like an African tradition.
25:15
Speaker 1: But it's the same hat. That is the Eboo hat. Yeah.
25:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
25:18
Speaker 1: Um, so I've been, I just a stylist. Is he
25:21
Speaker 1: the one that was engaged? Okay. So he says he
25:25
Speaker 1: likes the decorations. It looks really nice. We've got a
25:27
Speaker 1: Florida ceiling picture of the two of their faces together.
25:30
Speaker 1: And I don't know if this is before or after
25:33
Speaker 1: the man wig, but he says, it's not about the venue,
25:36
Speaker 1: but I really hope Asha likes it. He explains he's
25:39
Speaker 1: wearing his white signature, which is what they call their outfit.
25:42
Speaker 1: And that, um, that symbolizes peace with the red hat.
25:47
Speaker 1: symbolizes love. So Silas says to Maxwell, um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:56
Speaker 1: Maxwell says to Silas, sorry. Uh, something is bothering me.
25:59
Speaker 1: It is her brother, Rod. We don't even know if
26:02
Speaker 1: he's going to show. And Silas says, as long as
26:05
Speaker 1: you're happy and both of you enjoy the day, that
26:07
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, but you know, he should be here, but
26:10
Speaker 1: don't let that be your focus. Okay, so then we
26:13
Speaker 1: see Aisha who has spent all that time on, like,
26:14
Speaker 1: her wig and her hair and everything. And then she puts, like,
26:16
Speaker 1: a headpiece over it. Which I was like, I mean,
26:19
Speaker 1: I get. I was just like, oh, it makes my
26:21
Speaker 1: head so hot to think about. But she looks great.
26:23
Speaker 1: It's just incredible.
26:24
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think this is one of my favorite dresses
26:27
Speaker 2: we've ever seen. Like, this architectural.
26:32
Speaker 1: Yeah.
26:33
Speaker 2: Shoulder arch thing that's formed and it does like it
26:38
Speaker 2: reminded me of Miss Scarlet in Clue and I don't
26:41
Speaker 2: know why but like it was I was obsessed with
26:45
Speaker 2: it like.
26:45
Speaker 1: She could go red carpet that would be an expensive
26:48
Speaker 1: dress I think.
26:49
Speaker 2: High glam loved it so.
26:53
Speaker 1: She's like I need my waist to be 24 inches
26:55
Speaker 1: and then after they get her really sent she's like
26:57
Speaker 1: look at my butt it looks like I got a
26:59
Speaker 1: BBL she's all happy So her friends arrive and she's like,
27:04
Speaker 1: don't I look pretty? Ain't this the best I've ever
27:07
Speaker 1: looked in my whole life? Now come on now. And
27:09
Speaker 1: they're all like, you do. She's like, I've never looked better.
27:12
Speaker 1: And they're like, we agree. Jeez. So in her talking head,
27:16
Speaker 1: she says, I feel incredible and I can't wait for
27:19
Speaker 1: him to see me. And I feel like I've represented
27:22
Speaker 1: his culture very well. Now in the car, she's got
27:25
Speaker 1: a personal fan, which we always appreciate.
27:28
Speaker 2: That's the most relatable she's ever been.
27:30
Speaker 1: Yeah. Whenever she's hot, we're like, we can see you, girl.
27:34
Speaker 2: That's why she speaks in tongues sometimes. She's extremely sweaty
27:38
Speaker 2: and hot. Extremely overheated. No personal fan. She says heat stroke.
27:42
Speaker 2: It's not talking to God. It's heat exhaustion.
27:46
Speaker 1: So they're all like, what about Rod in the car?
27:48
Speaker 1: And she goes, I have not heard from him, but
27:50
Speaker 1: I hope he comes. And, you know, he's got to
27:52
Speaker 1: act like he's got some sense, you know. It's somebody's
27:54
Speaker 1: big day. Don't come in acting a fool. And they're
27:57
Speaker 1: all like, mm-hmm, that's right. So, of course, Rod is there.
28:01
Speaker 1: We knew Rod was going to come. He apologizes to
28:04
Speaker 1: her and says he overreacted because he loves her. He
28:07
Speaker 1: wants to protect her. And she says, well, and he's
28:11
Speaker 1: in love with her, which is weird. And she says, well,
28:13
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here because my father cannot make it.
28:15
Speaker 1: As if like that's like my father cannot make it.
28:19
Speaker 1: You knew that 10 days ago. So will you walk
28:23
Speaker 1: me down the aisle? He's like, wow, if this is
28:26
Speaker 1: what you truly want.
28:27
Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
28:28
Speaker 1: So he didn't know he was walking her down the aisle.
28:30
Speaker 2: He had no idea.
28:32
Speaker 1: So in the talking head, he says, the truth is
28:35
Speaker 1: I do not support this marriage or trust Maxwell. But
28:38
Speaker 1: here we go.
28:39
Speaker 2: Wow.
28:39
Speaker 1: Wow. So we see the wedding and Maxwell says she
28:44
Speaker 1: looks more Igbo than Igbo girls. And I'm so glad
28:46
Speaker 1: Rod showed up. Now, I noticed he's in a red
28:50
Speaker 1: hat that had a logo on the front. T-O-N-A-K. But
28:55
Speaker 1: then in the talking head, it's turned so you can't
28:57
Speaker 1: see it. So he has it. on the front for
29:00
Speaker 1: the wedding, but it's turned when he's talking in the
29:02
Speaker 1: talking head. So I looked it up. T-O-N-A-K is a
29:07
Speaker 1: famous brand of high quality, 100% wool felt traditional caps
29:13
Speaker 1: worn by men for cultural events, traditional weddings, and chieftaincy ceremonies.
29:21
Speaker 1: But I bet you're not supposed to put the brand
29:23
Speaker 1: on the front.
29:24
Speaker 2: No.
29:25
Speaker 1: But he wanted everybody to know.
29:25
Speaker 2: You reminded me of one of the hats from Aladdin.
29:28
Speaker 2: But last time I made a Disney movie reference, you
29:31
Speaker 2: had no clue.
29:32
Speaker 1: Well, I know what a fez looks like. I know
29:35
Speaker 1: what a fez looks like. That's what those are called. Yes.
29:38
Speaker 1: It's a very good word. to play in words with
29:40
Speaker 1: friends um so they do the vows and they're married
29:45
Speaker 1: I didn't write them down didn't care what they said
29:47
Speaker 1: okay um.
29:49
Speaker 2: But I saw someone on reddit go why not speak
29:52
Speaker 2: in tongues during the ceremony this is the perfect missed opportunity.
29:56
Speaker 1: For that seems like God would have been speaking right
29:58
Speaker 1: to her mm-hmm Um, it's crazy. She was so concerned
30:02
Speaker 1: about his hairline when you can't see it at all.
30:04
Speaker 1: It's covered by a hat.
30:06
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:06
Speaker 1: Um, so we're talking to him. She says to wait
30:09
Speaker 1: so long to get here is just the sweetest moment.
30:12
Speaker 1: Now we can start the next steps in our lives
30:15
Speaker 1: and they kiss like we're married. And he says, after
30:18
Speaker 1: all the hustle and tussle and the denial, I am
30:22
Speaker 1: the happiest man. Look at me. We see the African
30:25
Speaker 1: dancers come in for the ceremony. It's very cool. I
30:27
Speaker 1: love this. Yeah. Very interesting. Talking to Rod says, she
30:33
Speaker 1: has married him now. I want to be happy, but
30:36
Speaker 1: I don't think it's possible. And under this administration, I
30:41
Speaker 1: don't think Maxwell will make it to the U.S.
30:44
Speaker 2: Well, now that's a totally separate issue, Rod. And if
30:48
Speaker 2: that was your reasoning, which I totally understand and probably agree,
30:54
Speaker 2: just because Michael took so long, even though Michael was sabotaging.
30:58
Speaker 1: He was trying to not get to the U.S. on purpose.
31:02
Speaker 2: But I do think it's going to take forever if it,
31:07
Speaker 2: you know, ever happens. And so, but then say that.
31:12
Speaker 1: Yeah.
31:13
Speaker 2: You have to tell her that.
31:14
Speaker 1: You're making a mistake. It's going to take so long,
31:16
Speaker 1: you know.
31:17
Speaker 2: Instead of saying it's all Maxwell and he's a used
31:19
Speaker 2: car salesman and I don't trust him and he's a scammer. Right.
31:23
Speaker 1: I mean, all the things could be true.
31:26
Speaker 2: Also, I just saw, speaking of visas, that Submit applied
31:30
Speaker 2: for an emergency visa to get to the U.S. to
31:33
Speaker 2: help with Jenny's medical care tonight. Why? Why?
31:39
Speaker 1: What's he going to do? What's he going to do?
31:41
Speaker 1: He's definitely not coming over here taking anybody's job because
31:43
Speaker 1: he doesn't like to work.
31:44
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to work.
31:47
Speaker 1: So he says, Rod says, I will support Aisha no
31:51
Speaker 1: matter what. Even if it's just a shoulder to cry on.
31:55
Speaker 1: So I'm talking to her and she says, I'm having
31:57
Speaker 1: the time of my life. And now I got to
31:59
Speaker 1: think about the wedding night. Oh boy, we've been celibate
32:01
Speaker 1: for a long time. Ma'am, I do not believe that.
32:10
Speaker 1: I do not.
32:10
Speaker 2: I could maybe believe it. I'm at like 80% disbelief.
32:14
Speaker 2: So there's like 20% of me that does believe it.
32:17
Speaker 1: But she doesn't say she's a virgin. She says she's
32:19
Speaker 1: been celibate for a long time.
32:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. They have just decided. And she doesn't say he
32:23
Speaker 2: is either.
32:24
Speaker 1: It's just they're not.
32:26
Speaker 2: They haven't with each other.
32:27
Speaker 1: With each other. She has seen the imprint in his
32:32
Speaker 1: gray sweatpants, I suppose. And now she says, now I'm terrified, nervous,
32:38
Speaker 1: maybe traumatized. Lord Jesus, watch over me tonight.
32:41
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. So.
32:43
Speaker 1: So. Debbie and Mito, tell us about your wedding night. No?
32:49
Speaker 1: Nothing to tell? Okay. Aisha and Maxwell, tell us.
32:53
Speaker 2: He broke my vagina.
32:54
Speaker 1: Tell us how it went.
32:56
Speaker 2: All right.
32:57
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Katie and Josh. Jesus. Penis. Penis. Penis.
33:05
Speaker 2: I'd like to congratulate us for almost making it through
33:08
Speaker 2: a whole season and never skipping a week of... talking
33:12
Speaker 2: about katie because there were weeks where it was like
33:15
Speaker 2: we we just did not want to talk about this
33:17
Speaker 2: storyline anymore but we did it we powered.
33:20
Speaker 1: Through we're covering it so we've got to talk.
33:22
Speaker 2: About them well we've skipped big ed in the past
33:26
Speaker 2: well that's true that's true this is just as difficult
33:29
Speaker 2: so katie's friends showed up to help her get ready
33:33
Speaker 2: one of them is officiating the wedding um katie has
33:36
Speaker 2: not written her vows shocker and she was going to
33:39
Speaker 2: chat gpt it of course Romantic. Romance is not dead.
33:45
Speaker 2: And they are going to add a sentence or two
33:48
Speaker 2: to the traditional vows at the end. So it is
33:51
Speaker 2: just a sentence or two. So I guess that's okay.
33:53
Speaker 2: But you want to make it a really good sentence
33:55
Speaker 2: then if you're going to only add a sentence.
33:58
Speaker 1: I will not sleep with other people.
34:00
Speaker 2: That's it. So Katie has an intrusive thought. What if
34:04
Speaker 2: she blurts out penis? Which actually I get because I've
34:07
Speaker 2: had similar thoughts.
34:08
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
34:09
Speaker 2: I get that. She's worried that this is the last
34:12
Speaker 2: penis she'll ever see. And it is invading her thoughts.
34:17
Speaker 1: So technically that's supposed to be true in this situation. Yes.
34:21
Speaker 2: So Katie, and she's like, he has a nice penis though.
34:25
Speaker 2: It's just, that's okay.
34:26
Speaker 1: That's nice. That's a nice compliment. That's good.
34:28
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Katie tells her friends about monogamy and their conversation,
34:33
Speaker 2: and she's worried she'll want the whole phase back that
34:36
Speaker 2: her words. And she told him that one night, one
34:40
Speaker 2: day in the future, she might want a threesome. And
34:43
Speaker 2: he said he wasn't sure. And she doesn't know if
34:46
Speaker 2: they're on the same page, but she thinks they are. Again,
34:50
Speaker 2: it's like they both speak the same language, but they
34:52
Speaker 2: need a translator to sit with them and make sure
34:56
Speaker 2: they're on the same page.
34:57
Speaker 1: How did she hear that? I think we're on the
34:59
Speaker 1: same page that it might be okay if I kiss
35:02
Speaker 1: people in a bar and it might be okay if
35:04
Speaker 1: I want a threesome next year. How did she hear
35:06
Speaker 1: that any of that was okay? He said it is
35:08
Speaker 1: not okay.
35:09
Speaker 2: It's not okay. But then he said, like, I don't
35:12
Speaker 2: know what will happen or how I'll feel in the future. Right.
35:16
Speaker 2: And that was the inch that will make her take
35:19
Speaker 2: a mile.
35:19
Speaker 1: Okay. So give her hope.
35:22
Speaker 2: But then he said, I don't want to give you
35:24
Speaker 2: hope that this will happen one day. Right. To us,
35:29
Speaker 2: it was clear. To her, not so clear. Okay. So
35:33
Speaker 2: you're saying there's a chance that's her the whole time.
35:37
Speaker 2: So she still might want new dick at some point,
35:41
Speaker 2: she says, but he has a nice dick. That's what
35:44
Speaker 2: she says. So meanwhile, Josh is putting on some sort of,
35:50
Speaker 2: I don't know what this is called. It's suspenders that
35:55
Speaker 2: you hook to the bottom of your shirt and And
35:58
Speaker 2: then also to your socks. So it goes all the
36:00
Speaker 2: way down your leg to pull your shirt down so
36:04
Speaker 2: you don't have creases.
36:05
Speaker 1: Do you not remember Pedro having that?
36:09
Speaker 2: In which season?
36:12
Speaker 1: Pedro had that.
36:13
Speaker 2: Early seasons?
36:14
Speaker 1: No, later seasons when he was all buff and worked
36:17
Speaker 1: for the real estate agency.
36:19
Speaker 2: Oh, how did I forget that then?
36:20
Speaker 1: It does make your shirt just completely... It's like a seamless, right?
36:25
Speaker 1: So it's pulling your shirt down and pulling your socks
36:28
Speaker 1: up at the same time. It's crazy.
36:29
Speaker 2: But you have elastic running down your leg all day.
36:32
Speaker 1: Down the side of your leg, yeah, all day.
36:34
Speaker 2: This doesn't seem worth it to me. So Megan, and
36:39
Speaker 2: do you know what it's called?
36:40
Speaker 1: I have no idea what it's called.
36:42
Speaker 2: Okay. So Megan arrives and he doesn't, he's like, don't
36:48
Speaker 2: look at me. And she looks anyway and he's like,
36:51
Speaker 2: this is improper. Yeah. And I was like, you're wearing boxers.
36:54
Speaker 2: Calm down. I know you're British, but you don't have
36:57
Speaker 2: to be that British.
36:59
Speaker 1: Men's shirt stays. Men's shirt stays. Holder, suspender, adjustable shirt stays.
37:06
Speaker 1: They're called shirt stays.
37:08
Speaker 2: Okay. Okay. Um, what's funny is then he puts on
37:11
Speaker 2: like regular suspenders too. So he's wearing two suspenders. You
37:16
Speaker 2: got the top suspenders and the bottom suspenders. Funny. Uh,
37:20
Speaker 2: he is pulling it tight in all directions. So he
37:24
Speaker 2: says he's worried about Katie and she's just saying what
37:28
Speaker 2: she wants to hear, what he wants to hear about
37:30
Speaker 2: being monogamous, which she does probably because she does, I
37:34
Speaker 2: think some sort of masking as well.
37:37
Speaker 1: Um, yes.
37:37
Speaker 2: Or, um, So she said she was into it, but
37:41
Speaker 2: then he asked, but then like, she's like, yeah, I'm,
37:43
Speaker 2: I will do monogamy. But then she asked about threesomes
37:47
Speaker 2: and he's like, so she, she's worried she might change
37:50
Speaker 2: her mind. I'm just worried. He's not sure. And he's
37:54
Speaker 2: in it for life. And he knows that she just
37:56
Speaker 2: might be in it for a year or two.
37:59
Speaker 1: Completely 1000% agree. And I think the three-year mark will
38:02
Speaker 1: be about the time they get divorced.
38:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, usually it's a seven-year itch, but for Katie, she
38:08
Speaker 2: runs faster. So it is.
38:10
Speaker 1: Did you know the seven-year itch is true, but actually
38:14
Speaker 1: it's the four-year. Yes, I've heard you say that. It's
38:17
Speaker 1: the four-year biological window of men, you know, have a woman,
38:22
Speaker 1: they get her pregnant, they have the child. And when
38:23
Speaker 1: the child gets to be about two, because it's a
38:25
Speaker 1: four-year cycle is when they leave. Wow. Caveman, caveman logic
38:31
Speaker 1: from what I read.
38:32
Speaker 2: Yeah.
38:33
Speaker 1: They've got to move on to the next. They've got
38:34
Speaker 1: to keep spreading their seed. They've got to populate the planet.
38:37
Speaker 2: Oh, God. Yeah. Rolling your eyes. Yes. So that's it.
38:41
Speaker 2: We don't know what's going to happen next week. Wedding?
38:45
Speaker 1: I assume so. Yes.
38:46
Speaker 2: Obviously, because he's in the United States on social media.
38:49
Speaker 1: Posting, posting, posting, posting.
38:51
Speaker 2: Yeah.
38:52
Speaker 1: All right. Mallory and Rashid, they're at home. It's the
38:56
Speaker 1: day after the bachelor-bachelorette party. It's like, oh, I think
38:59
Speaker 1: I drank too much. She has on her migraine cap,
39:02
Speaker 1: and I only know what that is because John had
39:04
Speaker 1: one in high school, not pink, navy. And when he
39:07
Speaker 1: had a migraine, you'd pull it out of the freezer
39:09
Speaker 1: and put it on. The whole thing is frozen. It
39:10
Speaker 1: freezes your whole head. It feels great.
39:13
Speaker 2: Well, I have one that just goes around. But it's
39:18
Speaker 2: not frozen. It's a gel-like material that is always kind
39:21
Speaker 2: of cool to the touch. You don't put it in
39:23
Speaker 2: the freezer, but it's made of some sort of gel.
39:27
Speaker 1: The migraine cap.
39:28
Speaker 2: First looks like a penis.
39:30
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, it did. Cause it's pink and you put
39:32
Speaker 1: it in the freezer and then when you, all the
39:33
Speaker 1: stuff in it is like kind of a gel. So
39:35
Speaker 1: it's not like a hard when it goes on your head,
39:37
Speaker 1: but it is, it is frozen.
39:38
Speaker 2: That would feel so good just now. Cause it's so hot.
39:44
Speaker 1: So Rashid says, Oh, I'm so tired. I will never
39:47
Speaker 1: forget last night. So she shows him. She goes, I
39:51
Speaker 1: want to show you a picture Brandon sent me. And
39:53
Speaker 1: it's him on stage. And he goes, what? Oh, fuck, Brandy.
39:59
Speaker 1: Why did you do that? But he's smiling so big.
40:02
Speaker 1: He's so happy.
40:03
Speaker 2: I love that they're best friends. Yeah. I knew that
40:05
Speaker 2: would happen.
40:07
Speaker 1: And he says, I'm sorry. I don't know. That woman,
40:10
Speaker 1: she make me horny. So funny. So they're talking about it.
40:15
Speaker 1: They're adorable. It's really funny. And the talking head tells producer,
40:19
Speaker 1: I will only go again to that place if Mallory
40:23
Speaker 1: go with me. It was so scary, so fun.
40:28
Speaker 2: She's like, did you fall in love? And he's like, yes,
40:32
Speaker 2: I fell in love. And she's like, you're going to
40:34
Speaker 2: leave me for a stripper?
40:36
Speaker 1: So she says, all right, babe, we have a busy day.
40:39
Speaker 1: I've got to go get my dress. I've got to
40:41
Speaker 1: pick up your suit. I've got to get a spray tan.
40:44
Speaker 1: And I'll meet you at the.
40:45
Speaker 2: Don't do it the day before. I feel like that's
40:47
Speaker 2: a mistake.
40:48
Speaker 1: Well, I think you don't do it the morning of.
40:50
Speaker 1: You're going to stink. Day before is good.
40:53
Speaker 2: I would say a couple days before.
40:55
Speaker 1: Oh, well, me too. So she says, I'll meet you
40:59
Speaker 1: at the venue for the rehearsal dinner. And she goes, no,
41:02
Speaker 1: my dad's not coming. And she says, I can't believe that.
41:06
Speaker 1: I think it's very bullshit. And she says, that's his problem, though.
41:10
Speaker 1: He will be missing out on this and he will
41:13
Speaker 1: never be able to get it back. It's not our problem.
41:16
Speaker 1: He says, babe, I know all this, but why didn't
41:18
Speaker 1: you tell me about what he thinks about me being Muslim?
41:21
Speaker 1: Because I'm marrying his daughter. This is very stupid, really,
41:25
Speaker 1: really very stupid. And she goes, I agree, but not
41:29
Speaker 1: our problem. You go on with our fun time. Talking head,
41:33
Speaker 1: Rashid says, fuck that dad. He's a dad. He has
41:37
Speaker 1: a small mind and does not know me. He's very,
41:40
Speaker 1: very stupid. She says, look, you have a good heart.
41:46
Speaker 1: We're going to have a beautiful day tomorrow with our
41:48
Speaker 1: friends and family who love us and want to be
41:50
Speaker 1: there to celebrate with us. And he goes, your mom, though,
41:55
Speaker 1: she's not feeling the same. She goes, my mom might
42:00
Speaker 1: feel the same way, but I don't think she would
42:02
Speaker 1: say it.
42:04
Speaker 2: And he goes, she might also be racist, but we're
42:06
Speaker 2: going to find out.
42:07
Speaker 1: She likes to keep it a little hidden and that's fine.
42:11
Speaker 1: So he says, I, I'm very worried about this. And
42:13
Speaker 1: she's like, all right. So tonight's the rehearsal dinner. She
42:16
Speaker 1: looks cute in her outfit. You know, it's all kind
42:18
Speaker 1: of a barn party, kind of a hoedown Southern theme.
42:22
Speaker 1: And she looks cute. She's got a little cowboy hat
42:24
Speaker 1: on and her mom and her mom is Paige and
42:27
Speaker 1: her sister meets her there. The mom is Renee. And,
42:32
Speaker 1: And the talking head, she says, it's been a year
42:34
Speaker 1: since I saw my mom and my sister. And God
42:38
Speaker 1: love her. She's my mom. And I love her to death.
42:42
Speaker 1: But sometimes now your mom will get on your nerves.
42:44
Speaker 1: You know, my mom and I have had a rocky relationship.
42:47
Speaker 1: But when I had my accident, my mom drove 15
42:50
Speaker 1: hours straight to get to me and be with me.
42:53
Speaker 1: And that really helped break down some walls.
42:55
Speaker 2: And her dad.
42:57
Speaker 1: Never came to see her. And she says, and with
43:00
Speaker 1: the way my dad acted about Rosh, I'm really hoping
43:04
Speaker 1: my mom and my sister will really welcome him. So
43:08
Speaker 1: the mom, Renee and sister Paige come in and Mallory's like,
43:12
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, he's not here yet, but he's so
43:13
Speaker 1: nervous to meet you. And they're like, well, have you
43:17
Speaker 1: had ups and downs or have you had arguments about things?
43:19
Speaker 1: She said the only argument we really had was about
43:23
Speaker 1: a prenup because I wanted it, but we came to
43:25
Speaker 1: an agreement. He agrees to not bother me about having
43:29
Speaker 1: children for the next two to three years. He said
43:32
Speaker 1: one to two, two to three years. And then I
43:38
Speaker 1: won't make him do the prenup. So mom's like, oh gosh,
43:40
Speaker 1: that's all I need to sit. So they all three
43:43
Speaker 1: sit and Mallory tells them, I opened up to him
43:46
Speaker 1: that the reason I don't want to have kids is
43:49
Speaker 1: because what Paige and I had to go through, like
43:52
Speaker 1: you and dad got divorced and you had to find
43:54
Speaker 1: yourself and you went and explored that. she was hoeing around.
43:58
Speaker 1: I mean, she said like her mom, their mom would
44:00
Speaker 1: leave her and stuff. And she says, and I was
44:03
Speaker 1: angry for so long with you. And mom goes, I
44:06
Speaker 1: know you made it very obvious. And Mallory says, all
44:10
Speaker 1: these things happened. And I felt like I lost my
44:13
Speaker 1: mom at that time. And now all three of them
44:15
Speaker 1: are crying. All three of them are crying. And talking
44:19
Speaker 1: to Renee says, I understand Mallory's fear of having a
44:22
Speaker 1: family and but I don't want her living in that
44:25
Speaker 1: fear that maybe she'll screw her kids up. Like you
44:28
Speaker 1: can't live your life in fear. And I knew she
44:30
Speaker 1: was angry at me, but I didn't know how much,
44:33
Speaker 1: like she didn't know that it was affecting her thinking
44:36
Speaker 1: about her own self having kids. Cause she would fuck
44:38
Speaker 1: them up like her mom had done.
44:40
Speaker 2: Yeah.
44:40
Speaker 1: It's hard to hear.
44:42
Speaker 2: Yeah.
44:42
Speaker 1: So Renee tells the daughters, look, there's a lot you
44:45
Speaker 1: don't know about what happened. Of course. Cause they were kids.
44:47
Speaker 1: So they don't know. Now they're adults. Maybe she could
44:50
Speaker 1: tell them, you know, she says and when I left
44:53
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do what I did and I'm
44:55
Speaker 1: sorry now what what do you mean you didn't want
44:59
Speaker 1: to do what you did like go out at night
45:01
Speaker 1: or was there something else going on there.
45:05
Speaker 2: I don't know maybe leaving like but I don't know
45:09
Speaker 2: sounds like the dad.
45:10
Speaker 1: Was horrible horrible she.
45:14
Speaker 2: Was trying to shelter them from that and in that
45:18
Speaker 2: scenario she became the villain Like if she wasn't there
45:23
Speaker 2: and she left them with him.
45:26
Speaker 1: No, I think she left the kids alone and was out.
45:30
Speaker 1: That's going on dates and going on dates and drinking
45:33
Speaker 1: and all that. So when she says, and when I left,
45:36
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do what I did. I mean,
45:39
Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't want to go out. I mean,
45:42
Speaker 1: it's the way she said it made me think like,
45:44
Speaker 1: was she working? Right.
45:47
Speaker 2: To make money. Cause the dad was, cause.
45:49
Speaker 1: The dad wouldn't give him money. Right. It'll be interesting
45:52
Speaker 1: to see. But she says, I never wanted you girls
45:54
Speaker 1: to go through that. And Mallory says, as adults, we
45:58
Speaker 1: understand and wouldn't want you to stay in a bad
46:00
Speaker 1: marriage just for the kids. But as a kid, I
46:02
Speaker 1: didn't understand that.
46:04
Speaker 2: Right.
46:05
Speaker 1: And the talking head, Renee, says, you know, that meant
46:07
Speaker 1: a lot for me to talk to her about this
46:09
Speaker 1: because I've always felt she hated me. But I did
46:12
Speaker 1: the best I could. And she cries. So Mallory says,
46:15
Speaker 1: I'm so glad we're sitting here talking about it. And
46:18
Speaker 1: this is why I'm scared to be a mom. And
46:21
Speaker 1: mom says, life gets shitty. It does. It gets shitty.
46:25
Speaker 1: But the first few years with you kids, it was
46:28
Speaker 1: so joyful. And if I had to do it all
46:30
Speaker 1: over again, I would. And I wouldn't want you to
46:33
Speaker 1: miss out on that. And Mallory's like, woo, I need
46:36
Speaker 1: a drink. And they all laugh. So the talking head,
46:39
Speaker 1: Mallory says, it was hard to have that painful conversation
46:42
Speaker 1: with my mom. But it was really healthy for us
46:44
Speaker 1: all to talk and move on. Because we're going to
46:47
Speaker 1: need family in our future around us.
46:50
Speaker 2: And she's now totally going to have kids.
46:52
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
46:54
Speaker 2: I think this solved the issue.
46:55
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Rashid arrives with Chiat, I think is his name.
47:01
Speaker 1: And he runs over and is like, oh my God, Renee!
47:04
Speaker 1: Hugs her like they're best friends. Grabs her, hugs her,
47:09
Speaker 1: is bawling, crying.
47:10
Speaker 2: So cute. So cute.
47:12
Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, babe. It's okay. It's okay, babe.
47:15
Speaker 1: And he's hugging her and he's crying. But then he
47:17
Speaker 1: kind of loses it. Like, like sobbing.
47:20
Speaker 2: Yeah.
47:22
Speaker 1: And he goes, I need a minute. I need a minute,
47:24
Speaker 1: like to the cameras. And he walks off with Chiat.
47:27
Speaker 1: And the talking head Mallory goes, I don't know what's
47:30
Speaker 1: going on. Like, this is a whole new emotion from
47:32
Speaker 1: him I've never seen. And you see him walking off.
47:34
Speaker 1: And I think he's just so overwhelmed by the emotion
47:38
Speaker 1: of the day and so happy to meet.
47:40
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think being with a mom makes him
47:43
Speaker 2: miss his family.
47:44
Speaker 1: Makes him miss his mom. Yeah.
47:45
Speaker 2: Because he brings up That her dad isn't there, but
47:49
Speaker 2: that she's there supporting, even though Mallory's dad is not.
47:52
Speaker 2: There's lots of emotions. But I think he probably misses
47:56
Speaker 2: his mom.
47:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. All right, we will finish out with
48:01
Speaker 1: Marissa and Edward.
48:03
Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
48:04
Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
48:04
Speaker 2: So Edward is in the front seat of the car.
48:09
Speaker 1: What? He got a promotion?
48:10
Speaker 2: Good for him. Well, he's driving, so he kind of
48:14
Speaker 2: has to. if Marissa could, she would take the steering
48:19
Speaker 2: wheel and put it in the backseat. So he could
48:22
Speaker 2: metaphorically be in the backseat of the car and the relationship,
48:27
Speaker 2: but he's driving around the two kids, the two sons,
48:30
Speaker 2: he's taking them to a Dominican barbershop for, to get
48:34
Speaker 2: their haircut for the wedding. And then they have a
48:36
Speaker 2: very funny who's on first conversation where the kids are like,
48:40
Speaker 2: what's it called? And he's like Dominican barbershop. And they're like,
48:43
Speaker 2: Oh no. What's the name? Edward Dominican barbershop.
48:48
Speaker 1: Um, I can't believe she trusted him to take these
48:52
Speaker 1: boys to get their haircut before the wedding.
48:55
Speaker 2: I can shocked that she wasn't there or on video call.
48:59
Speaker 2: Like I am micromanaging every single snip that the barber made. Um,
49:07
Speaker 2: also Edward's hair is not, I don't totally understand it.
49:12
Speaker 2: Maybe it's, like, very in. I don't know.
49:15
Speaker 1: I don't understand his hairstyle either because he does, like,
49:17
Speaker 1: his edges down.
49:18
Speaker 2: He has extreme like edges and then there's like a
49:23
Speaker 2: swoopy like part.
49:25
Speaker 1: Yeah.
49:26
Speaker 2: Anyway, it works. It's fine. Whatever he wants to do.
49:29
Speaker 2: It's what he likes.
49:30
Speaker 1: Yeah.
49:31
Speaker 2: So the oldest one is kind of excited for the wedding,
49:34
Speaker 2: but mostly just for the food. But he's not that
49:36
Speaker 2: excited because he's already a preteen. So he's just not
49:39
Speaker 2: going to be excited about anything. And Edward is like,
49:42
Speaker 2: are you excited that I'm here? And he goes, well,
49:45
Speaker 2: I have a dog now. And Edward goes, well, outside
49:48
Speaker 2: of the fact that you got to have a dog
49:50
Speaker 2: because I was here. And he's like, good. I have
49:52
Speaker 2: a dog. He's like, no, but not the dog. Dog.
49:56
Speaker 2: So it's cute. The boys are a little nervous to
49:59
Speaker 2: get their hair cut. The producer says, do you think
50:02
Speaker 2: your mom will be mad if your hair gets messed up?
50:05
Speaker 2: And they say no, because she'll just pretend that she
50:08
Speaker 2: likes it, even if she hates it. And I was like,
50:11
Speaker 2: do you know your mom at all? I think this
50:14
Speaker 2: means that she's way nicer to her sons than she
50:17
Speaker 2: is to Edward, which is good. That's good, because sometimes
50:22
Speaker 2: I worry for them. But I think she's nice to them. Um,
50:27
Speaker 2: but they ended up loving the haircuts and they're like,
50:29
Speaker 2: this is so sweet. We're coming back here. You know,
50:31
Speaker 2: they're loving it. So meanwhile, Marissa is trying to write
50:35
Speaker 2: her own vows, even though it's the night before. And
50:38
Speaker 2: she's very stressed about the conversation she had with her
50:41
Speaker 2: bitchy mom and the lawyer. And, um, to those of
50:45
Speaker 2: you on our Instagram who replied to the reel saying
50:50
Speaker 2: that the mom is right, we're not saying the mom
50:52
Speaker 2: is not right. About the finances. We're saying her tone
50:57
Speaker 2: and attitude is piss poor.
51:01
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at those comments because I've been busy here.
51:05
Speaker 1: We had house guests and stuff. So I need to
51:06
Speaker 1: go check that out.
51:07
Speaker 2: There were lots of mom is right. That's what moms do.
51:11
Speaker 2: And she's right. You should worry about your finances. It's like, sure, 100%.
51:14
Speaker 2: She should know everything. About the finances. And it's really dumb.
51:20
Speaker 2: I believe we said this, that Marissa did not know
51:23
Speaker 2: that she was financially responsible for him for 10 years.
51:26
Speaker 2: Because even we know that.
51:28
Speaker 1: Right.
51:29
Speaker 2: But it's the mom's attitude about Edward, how she thinks
51:33
Speaker 2: that he's beneath her.
51:35
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what we don't like. And also, we just
51:37
Speaker 1: want the name of her surgeon. That's all we want.
51:39
Speaker 2: That's all we want. Just give us what we want.
51:42
Speaker 1: Who did that beautiful face? We need to know.
51:44
Speaker 2: And why hasn't Marissa tried them?
51:47
Speaker 1: She will. She will.
51:48
Speaker 2: She will eventually. So everyone keeps telling her she needs
51:52
Speaker 2: to be 100% about the wedding. And she's just not.
51:57
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone on the show has ever been 100%.
52:01
Speaker 2: So the next day she woke up with a pit
52:04
Speaker 2: in her stomach. That's a great feeling on your wedding day.
52:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
52:08
Speaker 2: Pit in your stomach. I thought maybe she's hungry.
52:11
Speaker 1: We know she's hungry. Yeah.
52:13
Speaker 2: So she's trying not to think about her doubts anymore.
52:16
Speaker 2: She is going to take a leap of faith today
52:19
Speaker 2: and hopefully it works out. And you know she's super
52:23
Speaker 2: stressed because she doesn't even make the bed properly. There
52:27
Speaker 2: were so many wrinkles on that comforter. Yeah, and that's
52:31
Speaker 2: her pride and joy.
52:32
Speaker 1: Yes.
52:34
Speaker 2: So the makeup artist is doing her makeup without talking.
52:38
Speaker 2: It's just like silent doing makeup, no chitchat. So she's
52:41
Speaker 2: just all in her head. And I thought, why is she,
52:44
Speaker 2: she doesn't have a friend there to just, that's what
52:46
Speaker 2: they're there. They distract you. Yeah.
52:48
Speaker 1: She's got all those friends from the neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah.
52:50
Speaker 2: So finally that one friend shows up, but immediately is like,
52:54
Speaker 2: how have you been doing? Have you guys had any
52:56
Speaker 2: fights lately? How are you feeling?
53:00
Speaker 1: That's not the subject you need to discuss on the
53:02
Speaker 1: wedding day.
53:03
Speaker 2: No. And Marissa tells her about the restaurant fight, how
53:06
Speaker 2: they were supposed to be celebrating, and then it turned
53:08
Speaker 2: into a big fight. But we haven't had any fights
53:10
Speaker 2: since then. We haven't had any fights for the past
53:13
Speaker 2: three and a half days. And the friend is like, hmm,
53:18
Speaker 2: but you're going through with this? Are you worried? We
53:23
Speaker 2: can still run. It's fine. Um, then her mom and
53:26
Speaker 2: stepdad arrive and that puppy is just the cutest thing
53:30
Speaker 2: and doesn't even bark when people walk in the house.
53:33
Speaker 2: Why is that dog not even barking?
53:35
Speaker 1: Because Marissa has trained that dog and the dog is terrified.
53:38
Speaker 2: Yes. Terrified. That is a cute golden puppy. So her
53:42
Speaker 2: mom is going to help her get ready. So Marissa
53:45
Speaker 2: starts freaking out. She's shaking. And I was like, have
53:48
Speaker 2: you eaten again?
53:49
Speaker 1: She's hungry. Yeah.
53:51
Speaker 2: Um, she starts crying even though she just had her
53:54
Speaker 2: makeup done. And the mom is secretly happy because she's like, yes,
53:58
Speaker 2: she has doubts. Yes, of course. I can still talk
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Speaker 2: her out of this. So she tells us, these aren't
54:05
Speaker 2: wedding jitters. Marissa is having real life jitters. And I
54:10
Speaker 2: planted the seed. And I'm so proud of myself. So
54:14
Speaker 2: she says to Marissa, you need wine. And Marissa says,
54:17
Speaker 2: I don't drink. And mom says, you need to start.
54:21
Speaker 2: When does Marissa not drink? Didn't she not drink at
54:23
Speaker 2: that wine tasting?
54:26
Speaker 1: I think– I don't know. I mean, when she went
54:29
Speaker 1: out with Edward the night they had the fight, she
54:30
Speaker 1: was like, I wasn't even going to get a cocktail tonight. Oh, yeah.
54:33
Speaker 2: You're right.
54:34
Speaker 1: I think she doesn't drink because she's controlling and it's
54:36
Speaker 1: about calories and sugar intake. It's not because she ever
54:42
Speaker 1: had a drinking problem or made a decision not to drink.
54:44
Speaker 1: I think it really is just calories.
54:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.
54:47
Speaker 1: Yeah.
54:47
Speaker 2: Yeah. So– Meanwhile, Edward goes to his mom and his
54:53
Speaker 2: cousin have come to town from the DR. And they're
54:57
Speaker 2: staying at like a little house. And the mom made
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Speaker 2: him breakfast. And he's telling her how much plantains cost here.
55:03
Speaker 2: And she's never been outside of the DR. And he's
55:06
Speaker 2: just so happy she's here. He does not mention the
55:09
Speaker 2: cousin once. It's like... Does not care that the cousin
55:13
Speaker 2: is there. But the mom's there and he's so happy.
55:15
Speaker 2: And it's very cute. That's cute. And then... That's where
55:19
Speaker 2: we just don't know what's going to happen. That's all.
55:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're trying to focus in on her
55:24
Speaker 1: being nervous. But, I mean, again, I mean, everybody knows
55:26
Speaker 1: they're married because people found the wedding thing. And, you know,
55:30
Speaker 1: that's kind of what I hate about this is that
55:32
Speaker 1: a lot of it. The sleuths. The sleuths that figure
55:35
Speaker 1: it out, which is fine because that's your jam. But
55:37
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't want to know.
55:40
Speaker 2: I would rather be watching suspensively.
55:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:44
Speaker 2: Because it happened. Yeah.
55:47
Speaker 1: Um, so next time on is Mallory's wedding day. She's
55:51
Speaker 1: in a red veil. And I looked this up in
55:54
Speaker 1: Turkish culture. The red veil is worn in ancient times
55:58
Speaker 1: in current times. It's usually worn on the night before
56:00
Speaker 1: the wedding and that ceremony to show the culture, but
56:03
Speaker 1: they don't do it on the wedding day. But she
56:06
Speaker 1: was wearing a cowboy hat the night before. So the
56:08
Speaker 1: veil wouldn't have gone. So she's wearing the red veil.
56:11
Speaker 1: He's bawling, crying because, you know, probably he didn't know
56:14
Speaker 1: she was going to do that. And it's special. Um,
56:17
Speaker 1: Debbie says, we took all our photos yesterday, so we
56:20
Speaker 1: have to post them. And Mito says, we talk later.
56:25
Speaker 1: And she tells us he's never once ever posted a
56:28
Speaker 1: photo with her. Only photos for acting. And Grindr. Okay.
56:36
Speaker 1: So Katie says, oh, I feel like I'm late.
56:40
Speaker 2: We don't know.
56:41
Speaker 1: We don't know. It's a joke, guys. Katie says she
56:44
Speaker 1: feels manic. It's a lot for her brain. It's a
56:46
Speaker 1: lot for my brain. And then we see him waiting
56:49
Speaker 1: and waiting and waiting, you know, as they do on
56:52
Speaker 1: these shows. They make the person wait. Aisha and Maxwell
56:56
Speaker 1: say goodbye. And she prays in the airport. Thomas is
57:04
Speaker 1: saying he's not 100% sure how he feels. And the
57:07
Speaker 1: dad is like, well, if she doesn't show, I guess
57:10
Speaker 1: you'll know. So dad came. Mom didn't. Yeah.
57:15
Speaker 2: There we go.
57:15
Speaker 1: There we go.
57:16
Speaker 2: And the dad is like, well, then we'll know our answer.
57:18
Speaker 2: It's fine. And you don't have to worry about it.
57:20
Speaker 2: In 30 minutes.
57:21
Speaker 1: The situation is over. Tick tock. We'll know. So mom
57:27
Speaker 1: of Marissa is telling Marissa, just think about how much
57:30
Speaker 1: fun the wedding will be. She's trying to like talk
57:34
Speaker 1: her into getting married now?
57:36
Speaker 2: I know. That is bizarre.
57:38
Speaker 1: And we see Edward.
57:40
Speaker 2: I think she thinks... This will be a social embarrassment
57:44
Speaker 2: if the wedding is canceled the day of.
57:49
Speaker 1: Yes.
57:49
Speaker 2: 1,000%.
57:50
Speaker 1: So she's like, think about how much fun the wedding
57:51
Speaker 1: is going to be. And we see Edward working on
57:53
Speaker 1: his edges. And it's a lot of drama, but we
57:57
Speaker 1: know they get married. So that's it.
57:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
58:00
Speaker 1: And that's it, everybody. We did it. We did it
58:02
Speaker 1: in under an hour. And that might be a record.
58:05
Speaker 2: Yes.
58:06
Speaker 1: Yes.
58:06
Speaker 2: If we just put our minds to it and focus,
58:09
Speaker 2: we can accomplish anything. Which is how Mito is preparing
58:14
Speaker 2: himself mentally to have sex with Debbie.
58:16
Speaker 1: He's like, probably I only have to do this once
58:19
Speaker 1: a month. And I get to stay in the United States.
58:22
Speaker 2: And that's all that matters. Think of my acting career.
58:25
Speaker 2: Think of my acting career. Picture myself on the red carpet. Oh,
58:28
Speaker 2: I just got a hard-on.
58:29
Speaker 1: Okay.
58:30
Speaker 2: Let's go.
58:32
Speaker 1: Kimberly, that's so gross. Oh, gross. Everybody, please make sure
58:37
Speaker 1: you're following us on social media. That's Pink Shade Pod
58:41
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58:43
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58:47
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58:51
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58:54
Speaker 1: So please make sure you're following us. And guys, this
58:57
Speaker 1: week we've got the Love is Blind reunion came out.
59:00
Speaker 1: It's going to be on the paid feed. Monday, and
59:04
Speaker 1: it'll be on the Free Free Thursday. Keisha and I
59:07
Speaker 1: are still covering Welcome to Platteville, the rewatch. We're about
59:09
Speaker 1: to go into season five and we did see the
59:12
Speaker 1: news that um isaac got engaged to kaylin i mean
59:17
Speaker 1: you know i believe in their love that's fine good
59:19
Speaker 1: for them and um you and i are covering 90
59:23
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59:26
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59:36
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to. I got that post you
59:38
Speaker 2: sent me.
59:39
Speaker 1: You're going to see some things you don't want to see.
59:41
Speaker 2: No, no one wants to see that. Yeah. I mean,
59:43
Speaker 2: some people do. Obviously, they're paying her for it. Good
59:45
Speaker 2: for her. But I don't need to see it.
59:48
Speaker 1: It's really something. But that's what we're covering, everybody. And
59:51
Speaker 1: we will be back next week for the season finale
59:54
Speaker 1: of 90 Day Fiancé Season 12. Okay, bye.