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DLHS Hour 2 | Work food laxative sting · The D.L. Hughley Show

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Speaker 1: After a while, if somebody kept stealing my lunch rather
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Speaker 1: than poisoning them, I just wouldn't bring my lunch there,
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I would, I would just
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Speaker 1: I just wouldn't do it.
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean the same thing could be true safe.
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Speaker 2: For instance, if you.
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Speaker 3: Know, you, you know, kind of have a thing for
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Speaker 3: a papaya salad which has peanuts, why would I have that?
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Speaker 3: I'm just just go with me on it, okay, And
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Speaker 3: you have peanuts in it? Now a coworker's stealing your
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Speaker 3: work sid with peanuts. Where the hell do they serve
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Speaker 3: that at a tire restaurant? You never had the papaya salad? No,
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Speaker 3: I've never had. But anyway, anyway, whatever it is has
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Speaker 3: peanuts in it. Right now here comes Johnny has a
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Speaker 3: peanut allergy. Now I've told Johnny stay out of my
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Speaker 3: out of my lunch. I don't know who's taking my lunch,
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Speaker 3: and I happen to have lunch with peanuts, That's what
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Speaker 3: I'm saying. Am I liable for that?
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Speaker 1: No? But that was that one is a one action,
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Speaker 1: and one you did, you can die.
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Speaker 3: But but but then to some people, they are poisoned
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Speaker 3: when you go into anaphylactic shock and you die, you yourself.
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Speaker 1: They say, is this one time I was on a
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Speaker 1: plane and they said the little boy and I don't
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Speaker 1: know he was somewhere, he was beyond the curtain. I
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Speaker 1: know that they had a peanut as do you mind
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Speaker 1: if we suspend the peanut service?
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Speaker 2: And I was like the nut service?
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Speaker 1: And I was like, you mean for them, right, because
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Speaker 1: I think we have enough distance between where he's sitting
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Speaker 1: and where I am. You know, watch it or you
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Speaker 1: know that's what I'm saying. I'm not going to I
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Speaker 1: buy the first class ticket. I want everything to come.
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Speaker 3: With its something called consideration for other people.
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Speaker 2: Though in America we don't have that anymore. I'm sorry
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Speaker 2: that we don't have that anymore.
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Speaker 1: Don't talk to me about being considerate anymore to anyone.
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Speaker 1: That's not a real thing. But if I pay for
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Speaker 1: a service, and I'm used to paying for a service,
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Speaker 1: and she do one or two things, either give me
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Speaker 1: the money back or let me have that service.
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Speaker 2: Right right.
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Speaker 3: I didn't name my kid's lowly of you, But that's
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Speaker 3: it's American. It's American, it's Americans.
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Speaker 2: That's the country.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, come on, now, I'm gonna stop pretending like
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Speaker 1: it ain't. But you know, of course, I uh. What
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Speaker 1: I did was I did still have the penis, but
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Speaker 1: I put a little napkin over it. When I was
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Speaker 1: I cut off my ear went was back there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little peanut crumbles in the air.
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Speaker 1: So considerate. Yes, I did, like I don't want that kid.
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Speaker 1: In twenty nine Z to Yeat, I had that the
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Speaker 1: question we're asking ladies and gentlemen. A woman finds out
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Speaker 1: someone is uh, is uh dipping in her or is
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Speaker 1: taking her food? Start, I say, dipping her kitty, But
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Speaker 1: that's a whole different show. Find somebody's taking her food
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Speaker 1: should be illegal?
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Speaker 2: Uh, And she puts a laxadivity.
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Speaker 1: Well, let me let you hear it.
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Speaker 4: Now.
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Speaker 5: Imagine working night shift, twelve hours feet hurt and hungry,
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Speaker 5: and every time you get here, your food is gone.
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Speaker 5: Food just be banishing, like it's the food theory in here.
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Speaker 5: But jokes on them tonight, I put laxatives in that FH.
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Speaker 5: So I'm gonna be watching that bathroom all night. Stay tuned. Now,
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Speaker 5: I've been watching her for the past six hours. She'd
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Speaker 5: the one person be going in and out that damn bathroom.
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Speaker 5: Now she all bent over. She got to go home
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Speaker 5: because her stomach. Now you can call me petty or whatever,
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Speaker 5: but I bet she gonna touch nobody else's food in
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Speaker 5: that fridge. But go home and get some emodium. Now
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Speaker 5: I can enjoy my lunch that I had to hie
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Speaker 5: behind that. So hopefully when I break my food in
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Speaker 5: here again, nobody takes it upon themselves to touch somebody
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Speaker 5: else's stuff.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she wasn't wrong, But I do think
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Speaker 1: you're gonna poison your food that you can't even need
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Speaker 1: to get to the copor.
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Speaker 2: Well, the thing is I poisoned my food.
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Speaker 3: Maybe, like you said, maybe I've been backed up for
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Speaker 3: with Maybe I did this for myself and you you're
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Speaker 3: just a victim of it.
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Speaker 2: You should have been eating my food. That's my medicine
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Speaker 2: with my name on it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, the question were asking. The young lady finds
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Speaker 1: out somebody is stealing her lunch. All right, what's she wrongways,
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Speaker 1: going right to the focus.
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Speaker 4: How you want to get in trouble for putting something
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Speaker 4: in your own food? It's on the person. If they're
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Speaker 4: stealing food, they shouldn't be touching other people's food. You know,
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Speaker 4: if you have somebody in your office stealing food, it's
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Speaker 4: fool disrespectful. We had somebody in our office doing that.
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Speaker 4: We pretty much figured out who it was, and we
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Speaker 4: never nobody ever put anything in their food. But this
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Speaker 4: person would literally take a bite of the food and
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Speaker 4: put it back, just so you know that they did
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Speaker 4: some of your food, you know, just she was just
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Speaker 4: trying to piss people off. So you're telling me if
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Speaker 4: we had put laxative or something in our lunch, how
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Speaker 4: can she get in trouble if the other people they're
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Speaker 4: really the one stealing. They're stealing other people's food.
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I bet she's definitely justified in doing what
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Speaker 6: she did.
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Speaker 7: So she's getting killed an opportunity to to look that
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Speaker 7: person in the eye and say, hey, was that lunch good?
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Speaker 6: I think it's just like off of barbershops.
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Speaker 7: Don't touch my apple juice.
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Speaker 2: She should have known not to bother that it had
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Speaker 2: a name on it.
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Speaker 6: It was obviously not for her, so in the end
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Speaker 6: she got a prime.
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Speaker 8: That's a great ideal. Not only that, but people should
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Speaker 8: do that at home too, because you know, people are
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Speaker 8: going in the refrigerator and you don't put your stuff
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Speaker 8: in there. But you come home and you ask, where's
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Speaker 8: my food at nobody knows what the food is. But
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Speaker 8: if you put that lucrative in there, you will find
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Speaker 8: out who actually ate your food.
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Speaker 9: First off, is disrespectful to take somebody else's food.
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Speaker 10: This is not yours.
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Speaker 2: You know it's not yours, so don't touch it.
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Speaker 9: Secondly, she did the right thing, got her.
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Speaker 4: But I bet that she won't.
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Speaker 11: Touch her food no mouth and you know whose food
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Speaker 11: she would take it.
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Speaker 9: That's like she was taking it because he did the
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Speaker 9: right thing.
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Speaker 6: I bet you won't take nobody else's food.
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Speaker 4: Go girl.
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Speaker 7: Well, I had a co worker that worked at Sears
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Speaker 7: with me. We were mechanics, and he had his lunch
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Speaker 7: stolen repeatedly. So one day he fixed them real good.
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Speaker 7: He took a deer of patty quote refuse and shaped
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Speaker 7: it into a hamburger and put it between his book
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Speaker 7: the bun. And when the guy stole his lunch, of course,
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Speaker 7: he took one bite of that and spit it out,
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Speaker 7: and he was eventually terminated for stealing. So but you
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Speaker 7: should have seen a look on that guy's face.
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Speaker 10: It was rich.
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Speaker 12: I don't think she was wrong because just like she
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Speaker 12: got him this morning and fixed her food the morning,
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Speaker 12: and fixed her food and brought it to work.
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Speaker 11: They could have did the same thing.
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Speaker 12: I did it before to a co worker in the
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Speaker 12: coffee and it was duke a lot And that will
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Speaker 12: fix anybody who's going messing with somebody else's food or
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Speaker 12: drink duklac. It's a lactep that you take to make
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Speaker 12: you use the bathroom too. We put about four or
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Speaker 12: five in the coftee. Christ people drink up all the
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Speaker 12: coffee every day.
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Speaker 1: A young woman who is having problem with people stealing
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Speaker 1: her lunch or food at work did this.
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Speaker 5: Now imagine working night shift, twelve hours feet hurt and.
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Speaker 2: Hungry, and every time you get here your.
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Speaker 5: Food is gone. Food just be banishing like it's the
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Speaker 5: food theory in here. But jokes on them. Tonight, I
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Speaker 5: put laxatives in that fish. So I'm gonna be watching
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Speaker 5: that bathroom all night. Stay tuned. Now I've been watching
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Speaker 5: her for the past six hours. She'd the one person
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Speaker 5: be going in and out that damn bathroom. Now she
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Speaker 5: all bent over. She got to go home because her stomach.
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Speaker 5: Now you can call me a petty or whatever, but
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Speaker 5: I bet she won't touch nobody else's food in that fridge.
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Speaker 5: But go home and get some emodium. Now I can
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Speaker 5: enjoy my lunch that I had to hide behind that.
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Speaker 5: So hopefully when I break my food in here again,
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Speaker 5: nobody takes it upon themselves to touch somebody else's stuff.
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Speaker 2: You think she was wrong, I'm going to the phone.
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Speaker 6: I think the prison was wrong, But then do pulls.
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Speaker 4: She was definitely right for putting it in her gool
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Speaker 4: because people need to stop it happened on every job.
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Speaker 7: People need to stop it.
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Speaker 11: You know you didn't bring it, don't eat it. So
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Speaker 11: they got what they deserved.
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Speaker 13: That was exactly what that individual needed. I hope he
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Speaker 13: had two plight bathroom tissue to make a difference. I
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Speaker 13: worked with Dial's father father at a major airline, and
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Speaker 13: that's where the individual we worked with did the same thing.
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Speaker 13: He had diarrhea for a week, so he deserved everything
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Speaker 13: he did.
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Speaker 11: I did do someone like that years ago. They kept
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Speaker 11: drinking the soda and I bought some egg flex and
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Speaker 11: put in the soda, and he claimed in on his mother,
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Speaker 11: which was my brother in law, and I would for
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Speaker 11: a year or two. I didn't tell it who did it,
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Speaker 11: but that's what he did, and that happened to my
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Speaker 11: coworkers as well. I said, you know what, y'all gonna
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Speaker 11: stop eating my food, But it was the housekeeper. They
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Speaker 11: started talking about it, and I sat there and looked
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Speaker 11: at him and said, mmm, so I think the person's
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Speaker 11: correct on what they did. That's their food and the
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Speaker 11: people should not be touching your food.
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Speaker 6: I think that, you know, I understand the joke and
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Speaker 6: the plank of it. Somebody actually, you know, go in
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Speaker 6: the bathroom on themselves or you know, finally out who
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Speaker 6: the corporated is stood the food. But I do think
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Speaker 6: you can go to jail for that, and actually neckless
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Speaker 6: endangerment because you normally poison somebody else who's doing something.
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Speaker 6: You know, we know two wrongs will make it right.
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Speaker 6: But you definitely will go to jail. Somebody that causes
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Speaker 6: harm in somebody or if they die, then you would
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Speaker 6: definitely go to jail. And I wouldn't test test that,
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Speaker 6: but I believe you would definitely go to jail.
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Speaker 9: I don't think she was wrong at all. And the
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Speaker 9: person who's eating the food, they lucky that she didn't
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Speaker 9: do something like on the help. She's lucky she didn't
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Speaker 9: make her a poop pie like. So yeah, I don't
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Speaker 9: think she being wrong at all.
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Speaker 10: Well, in the first place, when you put food in
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Speaker 10: a refrigerator that's yours, nobody else should be going in
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Speaker 10: there touching it. That keeps them a lesson. They'll know
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Speaker 10: next time before they take anybody else's food. Yeah, but
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Speaker 10: that's that's what that is.
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Speaker 8: Though.
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Speaker 10: They shouldn't touch other people's stuff, especially if your name
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Speaker 10: is on her.
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Speaker 12: Well, I understand why she did it.
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Speaker 4: I put ghost pepper juice.
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Speaker 12: On my food one day and the person had to
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Speaker 12: go home.
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Speaker 9: Because they were so sick.
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Speaker 6: So they need to learne, don't touch what that't yours.
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Speaker 12: Yep, So I don't blame her.
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Speaker 4: I do not blame her at all.
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