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ROR 159: Pod Drama · Red Onion Randy - Life in a Supermax Prison

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Speaker 1: Hello, this is a prebate call from and if they
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Speaker 1: the present a Department of Correction read an in state
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Speaker 1: present to accept this all crass zero. This is Randall
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Speaker 1: Bob currently serving one thousand, two hundred and fourteen years
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Speaker 1: for capital murder on Roberts, currently being housed at key
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Speaker 1: Mount Correctional Center in Oakwood, Virginia, US A. Welcome to
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Speaker 1: on Randy dot com. I hope you do. Let's get
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Speaker 1: started with the podcast. The thing I'm gonna talk about
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Speaker 1: something that happened in the part is a couple of incidents.
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Speaker 1: Is it was? It was? Yeah, it was. It was
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Speaker 1: pretty damn funny. I'm gotten on a roller. I laughed
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Speaker 1: my ass off at what was going on, you know.
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Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is, you know, I've been doing
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Speaker 1: the Red Onion Random podcast for six years now, and
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Speaker 1: except for last year, for the most part, I do
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Speaker 1: every I do everything I can to get an episode
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Speaker 1: out once a week. After six years, it's you know,
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Speaker 1: sometimes it can be tough to come up with ideas,
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Speaker 1: you know, to talk about, you know, to try to
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Speaker 1: entertain or educate, or just you simply speak on and
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Speaker 1: give my two cents worth. You know, it can be difficult.
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Speaker 1: So this morning talking to my editor and we was
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Speaker 1: scratching our heads and trying to come up with an idea,
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Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, we pretty much
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Speaker 1: wasted an entirephone call. I'm gonna go back into sell
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Speaker 1: and I wanna pray, and I did. I asked God,
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Speaker 1: would look I need something like, give me something here. Now,
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Speaker 1: I'm not saying God calls this incident just because you know,
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Speaker 1: he does not call strife. I won't disrespect him in
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Speaker 1: such a manner, but he definitely answered my prayers by
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Speaker 1: allowing me to witness some things. So, uh, here it is,
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Speaker 1: and Lord, thanks, I needed to help. Oh, by the way, people,
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Speaker 1: if y'all have some ideas, like by all means right in,
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Speaker 1: call in leave him because we could use some help. Thanks.
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Speaker 1: So this morning I woke up a little bit after
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Speaker 1: four o'clock and I've had I guess you classified as
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Speaker 1: a nightmare, you know, like I wasn't being chased by
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Speaker 1: an axe murderer or anything like that. It's you know,
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Speaker 1: my wife is coming to visit me, not this weekend
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Speaker 1: but next weekend. So by the communist if EDIT didn't
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Speaker 1: put up, it would probably be after the fact that
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Speaker 1: I've already visited with him, and we've been dealing with
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Speaker 1: a lot of stress over it getting it approved. It
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Speaker 1: was approved, and she tried to log into the system
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Speaker 1: and the system said she wasn't approved, and we had
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Speaker 1: to get the wardens involved. We had to get a
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Speaker 1: gardener and people in Richmond and back and forth, and
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Speaker 1: we got that. So I guess maybe this was just
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Speaker 1: you know, the stress of it. But anyway, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to tell the story. So I was in prison, but
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Speaker 1: instead of being in the actually like the normal visitation room,
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Speaker 1: I was in the library for some reason, and my
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Speaker 1: wife came to see me, and strangely enough, our dog's girlfriend, Lola,
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Speaker 1: who is a pug up little thing adorable as she
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Speaker 1: can be, somehow turned into my daughter. And when the
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Speaker 1: CEOs came in you know, while we was visiting and talking,
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Speaker 1: they had a bunch of new pictures and come to
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Speaker 1: find out they had forced them to strip and take
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Speaker 1: pictures of themselves, and uh, you know, otherwise they wasn't
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Speaker 1: want to be able to come visit me, and they
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Speaker 1: really wanted to see me, so they you know, I'm
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Speaker 1: still kissed about this dreamed by the way. Uh. And
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Speaker 1: so the CEOs brought the pictures in and and tried
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Speaker 1: to blackmail you know, my wife and me, and you know,
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Speaker 1: to my wife sending them all of her money. And
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Speaker 1: if I wanted the library job, you know, I had
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Speaker 1: to go along with it and not say anything, you know.
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Speaker 1: And of course I think, you know, those who listened
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Speaker 1: to me long enough know that that's not something I'm
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Speaker 1: going to stand for it. As soon as I stand up,
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Speaker 1: I wake up. It's four in the morning, and I mean,
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Speaker 1: I'm too pissed to go back to sleep. So I
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Speaker 1: get up and I just kind of, you know, and
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Speaker 1: I fixed me a cup of coffee. I drank my coffee,
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Speaker 1: and you know, I sit up on the bed and
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Speaker 1: just lean up against the wall, and you know, I pray,
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Speaker 1: and you know, I talk to God of the morning
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Speaker 1: prayers I talk about they train and everything, and you know,
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Speaker 1: I had to actually come out at six o'clock because
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Speaker 1: I had to call my wife early because she was
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Speaker 1: going to be working late and I couldn't call her
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Speaker 1: at my normal time. And you know, I told her
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Speaker 1: about the dream of coarsing. You know, she was you know,
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Speaker 1: she thought it was kind of funny, to be honest,
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Speaker 1: and it's like, well, Fannie, I promise I won't take
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Speaker 1: new pictures, you know, to come in and actually see.
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Speaker 1: But while I was on the phone with her, Oh wow,
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Speaker 1: this was funny right here, let me carry you. This
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Speaker 1: was funny. So you had this one guy and I'm
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Speaker 1: not actually going to say their names simply because I'm
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Speaker 1: not going to say their names. I don't snitch, even
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Speaker 1: by accident. So you had one guy come out and
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Speaker 1: he sits in this other guy's spot, you know, And
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Speaker 1: this one guy fits in this spot all the time
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Speaker 1: like that's his spot. You know, everybody knows that's his spot,
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Speaker 1: you know. And the one guy just didn't want to move,
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Speaker 1: so they got to argue. Name buck sat while I
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Speaker 1: want the phone with my wife, you know, and the
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Speaker 1: one guy's gonna stand up bite me, fite me, and
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Speaker 1: like this dude literally let somebody stab him in the
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Speaker 1: face with a ball point fixed ten blue. Almost stabbed
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Speaker 1: him in the eye, got him right on the bone.
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Speaker 1: If it were to slid to the inside, like he
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Speaker 1: would have lost his eye until he might have died
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Speaker 1: depending on how deep it would have went. But it
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Speaker 1: slid to the outside, and it just they poked a
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Speaker 1: pretty decent little hole in him, and he did nothing.
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Speaker 1: He got up, he walked around almost filling bubble pilling.
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Speaker 1: Literally did nothing. Two weeks later, they're actually friends again.
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Speaker 1: They talk, they sit at the table, they eat like
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Speaker 1: it's so like, you know, this guy's actually challenging this
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Speaker 1: other guy to get up and fight him and calling
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Speaker 1: him a bitch. You know, like that's where you draw along, bro,
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Speaker 1: like stamping you in the face, you're cool with sitting
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Speaker 1: in your seat. That gets more, you know. I'm telling
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Speaker 1: my wife about it. She's laughing over this. You know.
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Speaker 1: So the one guy's like, man, you know what, and
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Speaker 1: he just screams and he walks up. I mean he
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Speaker 1: don't walk. He actually stomps up like a child, goes
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Speaker 1: to the booth like man, open sell such and such
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Speaker 1: and let me back in the cell. So he goes
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Speaker 1: to go back in the cell. As soon as he
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Speaker 1: steps foot, the other guy jumps up out the chair
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Speaker 1: or it's you know, it's a stool at the table,
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Speaker 1: and he runs over and I mean he just pulls
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Speaker 1: both hands to his chest and just gets right up
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Speaker 1: on him and pushes the dude in the back. And
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Speaker 1: dude goes flying into the cell, hits the bunk, falls
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Speaker 1: into the floor, and the other guy walks up, you know,
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Speaker 1: sits at the front table and everything, and he's just
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Speaker 1: sitting there, starts working on a puzzle like nothing happened.
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Speaker 1: And the other guy comes running out and he's just
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Speaker 1: staring daggers at him, and he sits at the table
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Speaker 1: and I'm sitting here talking to my wife, and the
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Speaker 1: whole time he's just he's just glaring at the back
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Speaker 1: of this guy's head like and he's like, no, come on, brother,
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Speaker 1: and he runs around. He's from out of state. He's
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Speaker 1: on interstate compact because he killed the wife of an
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Speaker 1: Arian Brotherhood member in the graveyard in Indiana, and for
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Speaker 1: his own protection, Indiana sent him a sent him out
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Speaker 1: of state. So you know, every brotherhood can't actually kill
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Speaker 1: him for that, you know, And he talks about he's
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Speaker 1: a real convict. He talks about he got sent out
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Speaker 1: here for two knives, like I've cut two people's throats
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Speaker 1: in prison, I've fought the CEOs, I've done all of
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Speaker 1: this crazy ass stuff to have the paperwork to prove it,
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Speaker 1: and I've never once got sent out of state for it.
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Speaker 1: And I was actually trying to get sent out of
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Speaker 1: state and they would not take me. But yet you
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Speaker 1: somehow got kicked got a state for two knobs that
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Speaker 1: you did not use. Sure come up with a better lot,
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Speaker 1: so you know, I get off the phone with my
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Speaker 1: wife because nothing else is gonna happen, and I go
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Speaker 1: on back in the cell and I chill for a while,
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Speaker 1: clean up, make my bed, you know, all that stuff
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Speaker 1: actually lay down, get me about a thirty minute and
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Speaker 1: that which I needed, and I come out. I don't
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Speaker 1: even remember. I think maybe around eleven ish, give or take.
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Speaker 1: And I'm sitting at the table with a couple of
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Speaker 1: other guys. Now, while I was in the cell, somebody
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Speaker 1: had finished a puzzle and a piece was missing, so
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Speaker 1: somebody picked it up, took it to the trash can
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Speaker 1: and dumped it and apparently they decided what to help.
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Speaker 1: I want to throw the chessboard and the chess pieces
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Speaker 1: in the damn trash too. The game Man comes back
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Speaker 1: in right before lunch when me and you know a
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Speaker 1: couple of guys are sitting at the table and we're
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Speaker 1: talking and whatnot. And the one guy at the table
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Speaker 1: with me had all of his artwork and drawing stuff
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Speaker 1: and he's he can drawl like he's he's a beast.
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Speaker 1: He's actually doing stuff for dark Horse Comics, and you know,
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Speaker 1: had all that stuff sitting back and si dude had
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Speaker 1: thrown the puzzle pieces in the trash. He got up
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Speaker 1: and he got that box because he, you know, he
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Speaker 1: needed the new box. Just one of his boxes is
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Speaker 1: getting old, and he's, you know, he's got all of
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Speaker 1: his pens and artwork in it, throes sold box away
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Speaker 1: and everything. So somebody pulls up on the game Man
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Speaker 1: and tells him, hey, look man, somebody threw your stuff
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Speaker 1: in the trash. So dude goes over there and he's
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Speaker 1: digging through it. He starts screaming blah blah blah blah
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Speaker 1: blah and all that stuff, and so we're just sitting
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Speaker 1: there talking him. He literally goes through the trash and
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Speaker 1: digs out every single piece for one thousand piece Paul,
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Speaker 1: for a total of nine hundred and ninety nine pieces
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Speaker 1: out of the trash. Can you know and that first
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Speaker 1: of all, that didn't make no damn sense to me anyway,
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Speaker 1: that nobody's gonna use that puzzle again. You know, I
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Speaker 1: can understand digging the chest pieces out there plastic. You
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Speaker 1: can wash them with soaping water and you know, put
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Speaker 1: him back out and keep it moving. So he's like,
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Speaker 1: he just yells like, man, I need the damn puzzle
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Speaker 1: box back. So the same dude that got pushed in
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Speaker 1: the back, got stabbed in the face and done nothing.
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Speaker 1: It didn't get stamped in the face this morning. This
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Speaker 1: was months months ago. He decides he's going to get up,
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Speaker 1: walk over to the table, get the box and just
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Speaker 1: dump it all of the pens and pencils and markers
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Speaker 1: and everything else that this guy has out on the
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Speaker 1: table and you know, go give the box back the
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Speaker 1: dude's stuff it belonged to he's snake. God, what the
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Speaker 1: do you o? Touch box? Front? And he ran up
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Speaker 1: and I mean he pushed him in the chest. Dude
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Speaker 1: goes flying back almost falls down on his ass. Somebody
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Speaker 1: like puts their hand up to stop him from bumping
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Speaker 1: into him, which the only reason he didn't go ass
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Speaker 1: over Tea Kettle. You've got the CEO in the pod.
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Speaker 1: She witnesses. She just stops and looks. It's like she's
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Speaker 1: amazed that this dude is that stupid to go dump
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Speaker 1: somebody else's stuff out of a box that doesn't belong
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Speaker 1: to you and you have no skin in the game,
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Speaker 1: like it's none of your business, you know. And he's
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Speaker 1: you know, the dude told him man swinging that like
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Speaker 1: to shut him out and swing like I just pushed you, bitch,
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Speaker 1: what you want to do? They're gonna dude, kill her.
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Speaker 1: You're a killer, but you haven't done anything. And what
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Speaker 1: makes it all, what makes it even better is the
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Speaker 1: two guys that pushed this dude are Sellis. Their cell
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Speaker 1: makes they lifting the cell together. And it it happened
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Speaker 1: at two different times. The one SELLI was in the
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Speaker 1: cell when the first guy pushed him. Then the first
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Speaker 1: guy went to work and he didn't come back until
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Speaker 1: like right after his celly pushed his ass again. Well,
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Speaker 1: the CEO walks over and it's like, what the hell
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Speaker 1: is going on, what are you doing? And you know
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Speaker 1: the one who's like, man, he just look, he just
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Speaker 1: dumped all much out the box. And you know, the
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Speaker 1: one who's like, we used the puzzle box, but you
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Speaker 1: was supposed to have the puzzle box, like man, shut them.
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Speaker 1: So you know, she's like, you know what, y'all come
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Speaker 1: with me, and she took all three of them out
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Speaker 1: and they go upstairs to the unit manager in the
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Speaker 1: lieutenant's office to sit them down, and they talk and
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Speaker 1: explain it, and you know, they just look, is it dead?
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Speaker 1: And you know, they were like, yeah, it's dead. Just
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Speaker 1: don't touch my you know. And so they they all
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Speaker 1: come back down and we're getting ready to lock down
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Speaker 1: and the game man. I'm standing there with three other
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Speaker 1: people and the game man comes walking up, pokes his
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Speaker 1: head in her low circle life and y'all can't speak
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Speaker 1: to me no more, don't say hello or nothing. And
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Speaker 1: he turns to walk in, you know, to his cell.
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Speaker 1: I'm looking at him like okay, you know what. And
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Speaker 1: I wanted to say something right then and there, but
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Speaker 1: I was like, like, you know what, I'm a lockdown,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pray, I'm gonna calm down a little bit
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Speaker 1: because I ain't no man gonna tell me who I
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Speaker 1: can and cannot talk to. You can't even tell me
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Speaker 1: I can't talk to you, because if I want to talk,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk. You know it. But you know I'm okay.
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Speaker 1: You know what, deep breasts here, boy, deep breasthts. I
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Speaker 1: go back in the cell. You know, I fixed me
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Speaker 1: a cup of coffee. I cleaned my bowl out and
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Speaker 1: everything where I just eating lunch and I sit down,
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Speaker 1: I drank my coffee and I you know, I pray
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Speaker 1: and I talk to God. I'm like, look, you know what, Lord,
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Speaker 1: this is a trigger moment for me. I recognize this
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Speaker 1: like this and like this. Dude actually snitched on his
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Speaker 1: own son in court. He actually testified in his son's case,
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Speaker 1: giving his son a life sentence in prison without the
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Speaker 1: possibility of parole so he could get less time and
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Speaker 1: have a chance of going home. I have no respect
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Speaker 1: for you because as a father, you take the rap
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Speaker 1: for your son, like that's your parents' job is to
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Speaker 1: protect their children. Your damn shold don't testify and open
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Speaker 1: gord against them. And you really ain't gonna come up
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Speaker 1: and tell me I can or cannot talk to you
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Speaker 1: or anybody else, like you ain't built like that. So
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Speaker 1: I calm down, you know, I pray, and they eventually
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Speaker 1: let us out. I pull up on him. I walk
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Speaker 1: up to his door when he's coming out, and I'm like, look, brother,
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Speaker 1: let's finish this conversation. And you you started before we
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Speaker 1: lie down. You know, who are you to tell me
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Speaker 1: who I can or can I talk to? He's like, no,
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Speaker 1: I wasn't doing just br You came back and like,
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Speaker 1: don't speak to me, don't don't see hello or nothing.
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Speaker 1: He said, no, No, I wasn't talking about me. I
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Speaker 1: was talking about him, because you know, the one guy
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Speaker 1: that the guy that's been getting his ass kicked all
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Speaker 1: over the place pretty much just went up there and
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Speaker 1: he like he snitched and righted it out, you know,
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Speaker 1: the other guy and so on and so forth, and
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Speaker 1: the play bright like it's still you know, at the
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Speaker 1: end of the day, man, if I want to talk
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Speaker 1: to that dude, whether he's a bitch, a snitch or not,
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Speaker 1: like that's on me. You don't have the authority or
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Speaker 1: the power or the ass behind me to tell me
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Speaker 1: who I can or cannot speak to. No, it wasn't
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Speaker 1: like that. There's a number that's exactly what it was like,
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Speaker 1: you know, but like we're good, we're cool. You know,
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Speaker 1: you can't go you can't tell me who I can't
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Speaker 1: cannot talk to and uh you have one minute your
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Speaker 1: meaning and that it was just it was funny. I
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Speaker 1: don't know if me telling the story quite does it justice.
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Speaker 1: I wish I wish that I had body can fish.
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Speaker 1: Like I'm telling you, the Virginia Department of Corrections really
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Speaker 1: really needs to give me my own body cam. If
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Speaker 1: they do that and allow me to send it to
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Speaker 1: my editor, I will have the number one social media
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Speaker 1: site and exists because thus it goes on in prison.
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Speaker 1: It's hilarious and y'all will just helen you y'all would
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Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, man, I wish they'd listen to me good.
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Speaker 1: I got an episode out of it, so thank God
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Speaker 1: for that. All Right, that's that's all the time we
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