Sept. 22, 2026 The overhead space is empty, but I still had to check my bag. Why?

Would you want to stay at a hotel with dormitory bunk beds and no TV's? I hope not!

TSA in Tampa arrested a flyer who hid a double-edged knife inside a fake baseball bat, and he wasn't even a magician!

Four EasyJet flyers were put off the plane because they continued to vape after they were told not to. Next time, put them off at 30,000 feet.

Join the Guru next year for a fabulous cruise from Liverpool to Lisbon, including two overnights in Bordeaux.

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