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Ally's Jail Mail and Jelly Roll confirms divorce · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: This, my friends, is an exciting morning on the Scott and Allie show.
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  SPEAKER_00: And why you asked?
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  SPEAKER_00: Why?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because Allie has jail man! Yes!
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  SPEAKER_02: It has been in a minute, and I think I know why.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's because it came from Attica now.
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  SPEAKER_02: So they obviously got a transfer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, they went from the hill over to the Attica.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hard and criminal right here.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what the thing is?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's I get jail mail from a couple regulars.
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  SPEAKER_02: Still can't spell my name right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like No one can spell your name right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're just A L L Y, not A-L-L-I-E.
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  SPEAKER_00: A L L I.
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  SPEAKER_02: A-L-L-E-E-E.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't tell me that they don't have the internet in jail.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know that you can get on our social Scott and Alley show on Instagram.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure they're following us.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, if you're an annequette.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're an adiquette, you gotta be listening somehow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is that a cell phone in your rear end that you uh just, you know, stream us every morning?
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  SPEAKER_00: They all have cell phones.
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  SPEAKER_02: They all have cell phones and toilet wine.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: So this one comes from, let's see, how long did it take to get here?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, they wrote it on the 9th.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's only days ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's alarming.
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  SPEAKER_02: And they start with, hey, big Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: We said it Friday.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just talked about the fact, don't call her Big Allie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do not call me Big Anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like no woman wants that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That they wrote, I miss you.
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  SPEAKER_02: As if we have a relationship, as if we've cuddled, as if we've we've Well, maybe they don't have a cell phone in their rectum.
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  SPEAKER_00: Damn near killed a p and uh, you know, are uh listening to us through the cheeks.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: They said, What have you been up to?
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  SPEAKER_02: Hope you're chilling and discontinued wasting your money on attending your friends' weddings.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, this is an old criminal because you haven't done all your friends' weddings in about 15 years.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was at one of my friends' weddings last year.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh no, two.
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  SPEAKER_02: My friend Sarah, my friend Sarah and Christy both got married last year.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your phase of weddings where literally you were broke was circa 2008.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, totally.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then also tell Scott what's up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, what's up to you?
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  SPEAKER_02: They said, I'm kind of super busy, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, we're making license plates.
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  unknown: I know.
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  unknown: With what?
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  SPEAKER_00: Work in the commissary.
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  SPEAKER_02: What would you be busy with?
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  SPEAKER_02: Kitchen duty?
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  SPEAKER_02: So they said I have to keep this extremely short, but uh basically you have your own line.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, baby.
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  SPEAKER_00: What does that mean?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh apparently I could totally just get in, you know, and and talk to them directly, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, all right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then they left me their information.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you very much.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that that's it?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's more, but it's just gobbledygook.
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  unknown: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nothing juicy?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, not really.
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  SPEAKER_02: This person seems like they're in a cult.
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  SPEAKER_02: I also wonder every single time I I pick up jail mail, is there anthrax on this?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, they don't have that in the jail.
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  SPEAKER_02: It feels a little filmy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it doesn't feel a little gritty.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And like if I start coughing, just call.
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  SPEAKER_02: Call 911, okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's already in jail for murder, so what's next?
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  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of jail, the saddest news came out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jelly roll filed for divorce from his wife Bunny XO.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't say that I'm terribly shocked about it, to be totally honest.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not.
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  SPEAKER_00: And because here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: They always seem so, so, so in love.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's the thing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Jelly roll.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jelly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jelly roll.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um Bunny is a lot.
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  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, but that's what I like about her.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, but bunnies a lot, jelly rolls a lot.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes we've talked about this.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can't have two, you can't have two a lot people together.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're both, they're both heavy duty.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh This is why Scott's up here, Tiffany's down here.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I divorced the one that was a lot, remember?
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm devastated.
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  unknown: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jelly, Jelly, Jelly.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're devastated.
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  SPEAKER_02: When I heard this news, I couldn't believe it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I thought you guys, I mean you guys have supported each other through the world.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jenny Rowe was saved by Bernie X now, Bernie X, but I actually failed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You wanna know why?
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
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  SPEAKER_01: That bitch can't stop reminding me.
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  SPEAKER_01: She saved me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't take it anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jenny Row has lost 27500 pounds.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I can't take it anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: What happened to the IVF battle that you guys have been going through?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, that failed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jenny Roll.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is that was that was that the failure?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I believe the failure here is all of a sudden like I don't know if I surprised.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jelly Rolls Alone.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be the bachelor page.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I heard that you cheated back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, see, Jelly Roll, here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jelly Roll back in the day had a little lifestyle, okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: But then, you know, Buddy XO saved him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I gotta give credit what credit is due.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is shocking in itself.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then, you know, and but then I went on this journey.
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  SPEAKER_01: I went on this journey, LP.
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  SPEAKER_01: Come with me, L.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm on a journey.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody's gotta be on a journey, and Jelly Roll is on a journey.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ha ha ha.
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  SPEAKER_01: And now look at me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can see my wiener.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So first time, like, I don't know, 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is what I was I was coming to was that now you've lost all this weight.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you feel like you can get every uh every bunny in the the in the in on the farm?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, see, jelly roll is just a little bit put off at the fact that, you know, uh Jelly Roll is I'm the man of the house and I should be making the money.
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  SPEAKER_01: And Bunny X so extremely successful.
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  SPEAKER_01: And God bless.
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  SPEAKER_01: But she also a lot too.
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  SPEAKER_01: But my God, I'm gonna miss that bosom.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can no longer go back home and go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do I think she's the prettiest woman in Hollywood?
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  SPEAKER_02: I sure do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, she's a beautiful girl.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she did save me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just ask her.
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  SPEAKER_01: She'll tell you.
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  SPEAKER_01: She'll she'll let you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just hope that you guys can find a way to get back together.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if we'll get back together, but Jelly Row, I don't know if I should cry or what.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I I think you already are.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know why.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can cry some more.
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  SPEAKER_01: Crying your soup?
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  SPEAKER_01: I need a hug.
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  SPEAKER_01: Come on, Jelly Roll, don't get a hug no more for Buddy X.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you can at least lead it to get my Oh, that's nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jelly Rolls doing better now.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll keep you up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get a little busty.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll let you know what happens.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, thanks.