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STORIES OF HUMILIATION AND DEGRADATION & SIGNS OF YOUR KINK · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
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Hi, guys. And then over on our left
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corner, we've got Lil PO. That's me I.
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Like. That.
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That's great. You know, I will say this.
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I didn't know what that button did.
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Apparently. Apparently makes a beat.
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Oh, that's the locator. Oh, OK, I located you.
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You found me. All right, just for everyone's
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information, this is our second episode that we've been doing
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here where Liv wanted to put a dog collar on Poe, and here we
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are. So basically it says punishment,
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and when he misbehaves or says something inappropriate, says
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Andor says or, you know, then he's going to get shocked.
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Yeah. That's great, and that's going
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to bring us into our conversation about unusual toys
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or tools at home that we can incorporate into our BDSM
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scenes. But I will say this for
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everyone, if you have Apple, go on Apple and leave us feedback.
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We need our five stars. We're at 4.6 on our feedback
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score. And you know, if people
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appreciate our show, we have well over 3000 people that
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listen to it daily. That is awesome.
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Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, that's fantastic.
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It's crazy. And you know, I bragged for the
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longest time. Oh, 186 countries.
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Well, now we're in 187 countries, OK.
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Here's the newest one. Bolivia.
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OK, alright, Bolivia, shout out. Shout out Fuck yeah that's
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awesome. And considering there's only 195
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countries in the world and we're in 187, right, that's phenomenal
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to me. So on the Apple, would you be
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also maybe comfortable with people submitting ideas for
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fucking Yeah we should talk about?
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I think that would be really neat to hear what they have.
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Is it? Absolutely.
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And I know a gentleman had emailed us last week and he said
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that he was very grateful that on one of the podcast forums, my
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e-mail so they could write us. And he wrote us and he was
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awesome as a very sweet e-mail. And that's the point.
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And they can certainly tell us, you know what it what if they
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like about the show? What if they don't like the
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show? If I suck, they can say whatever
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they want. I don't care.
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leave us, you know, a good review, please leave us a good
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review. We need the five stars.
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I want a five star rating. I love it.
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Yeah, but I, you know, I certainly, I'm always happy to
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listen to any suggestions anyone has.
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I, I think that I like to do a wide spectrum.
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We talk about relationships, we talk about sex.
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There's a lot of podcasts out there.
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And ultimately to me, I'm a person who likes voices.
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I like to hear nice calming voices.
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And I think that we all have very, very good speaking voices.
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I like to think, and I've heard different shows.
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It's kind of like, I love Joe Rogan.
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Joe Rogan is the man. He's got a great voice for
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podcast Grievous. He's very well-rounded and on
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his show, just like any show, any podcast show, everyone has
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their opinions, right? I think this is where we can
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freely voice our opinion. Yeah.
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And not everyone is going to agree with us, which is fine.
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That's that's why we have the capability of doing what we do
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right. I think that's part of the fun
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part, having other people voice their opinions and I'm being
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able to go, OK, I didn't have that same opinion.
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It's. Hitting the wires and you're
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moving your mic. Oh, no, I was just saying that,
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yeah, I think that's the great part about it, is having
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different opinions so that, you know, especially.
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Out. You know, You do know.
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Fuck. You eat woman.
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I love it so. But yes, if you have a different
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perspective than I do, then it's fun to go OK, let me see if I
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can figure it out from their perspective.
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And it makes you a much more well-rounded person.
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That's the one thing that I really like about the three of
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us, too. I know that Evie is the same
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way, Barbie's the same way. We're all very analytical, a
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person or a topic, just to really get down to the nitty
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gritty about things, which is to me, is fascinating.
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I love to do it. Like it's fun.
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Not tearing down the people, but tearing apart.
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And telling you to figure out. OK, well why do they act or why
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they do what they do? Better verb there.
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Tearing apart. Agreed.
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Yes. He's still.
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Tall In the verbs all, In the verbs all.
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The verbs. Sometimes he edges.
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He kicked his mic that time. Do you want to do it?
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Yeah. ZAP him.
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No kick in the mic. No kick in the mic.
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Keep your feet under your chain, no.
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White. All right, so we wrote down a
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nice little list and #1 is the dog shot collar now?
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I have a dog shot collar just for the small Chihuahuas, and I
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just put on the vibration setting.
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I keep the rubber over the metal studs.
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However, your studs are exposed and you've got a bigger dog.
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Is yours exposed? No, there it has the rubber tips
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but that. Oh, the rubber.
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Tips you had, the current goes right through it.
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Oh, does it? Yeah.
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Because actually, if you, you're supposed to use the rubber tips.
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Burn the skin. Right.
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Well, it's not the burn the skin so you don't get stabbed in the
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neck if you happen to fall backwards or if you put too much
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tension on it. It can, you know, Pierce you if
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you're not careful. OK.
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Good to know. They have big big prongs on them
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and small prongs and I use the bigger ones because it makes
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better contact with skin. All right.
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I must have misread that in the instructions because I was like
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they said, oh, you can keep the rubber on or off.
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And I was like, oh, OK, so. Yeah, I'd have to really look at
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this one, but I'm pretty sure if I'm correctly it's a little bit
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more. Out.
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It's a little bit more intimidating as far as the the
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metal part if you're not careful.
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It is very intimidating, definitely.
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All right, so I know that we use the dog collar.
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You specifically said, hey, PO, can you bring your big dog
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collar so that we can have a bigger, stronger implement to
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torture? Are you taking the rubber sets?
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Yeah, that's about the same. About the same, OK, OK.
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And ultimately, so we used it on this gentleman the other today
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and we're using the upper thigh where it's really sensitive
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people. 'S Dicks, yeah sure have Dick
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with his five shark Dicks with the smaller one as well.
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It's definitely gets your attention.
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I can imagine. And it doesn't really hurt, it's
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just almost like tickles kind of thing.
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It's a vibration thing more than anything.
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Kind of like your tinge machines, yeah, just makes the
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muscle seize up and but you know, as far as pain levels, a
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four out of 10. See, I just use the vibration
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setting for my my one doll. Oh, yeah.
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And when I do it, I turn it all the way up to 9 so it vibrates
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and she can't stand it right. And if I break out that that
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collar and I just hold it in my hand and look at her, she's
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like, oh, fuck, OK, I'll be good, I'll be good.
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And then she'll go right to where she needs to be, right?
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And she'll behave. I bought this one for the dog,
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but I, I didn't have the heart to do it.
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You know, it's more of a threatening thing.
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And then one day I was like, OK, let's, let's try it on and see.
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Actually, I think it was after listening to one of your
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episodes that you were talking about a shot caller.
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And I was like, oh, I have one of those.
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Let's let's see where we can put it and see different reactions
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that we can get out of our body. Bree.
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Bree is such a big baby. She thinks that I was going to
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literally shot the shit out of my Chihuahuas and I was like,
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Bree, They're little tiny babies.
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I'm not going to shock them, I'm just using the vibration setting
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right so that they'll stop misbehaving, right?
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But anyway, she took it and she took it off my dog one day and
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hit it. I was like you a little fucking
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cunt. Yeah, anyway, I would have
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definitely made her wear that for, you know, a week after
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that. Oh.
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Trust me, if she might have been my submissive, I would have done
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it in a heartbeat. I would have chained her ass to
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the floor. Yeah, cuffed her and she would
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not have been able to get it off because I would have put a
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fucking lock on it. That sounds fun.
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You want to be changed to the floor in the dungeon.
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I'm not sure yet. Well, you think about it because
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I did a really hot scene with one of my slaves and yeah, it
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was, it was really sexy hot. You got my mind thinking.
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Yeah. Well, you know, I think when you
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have that connection to the slave that you have, and I mean,
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there's an obvious an attraction to the people that you work with
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a lot of times. And with him, he is just sexy,
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adorable. And he told me that he wanted to
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be on the floor on a chain. So I had had that on the floor
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and I was like, you know, it's drilled into the floor.
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You can't can't go anywhere, right?
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It extends maybe 8 feet in length.
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I said you'll be able to do things in the dungeon like clean
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when I'm not in there. But I just wrapped the the
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collar. I wrapped the chain around his
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neck and put on a master lock and I did the session with him
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and, you know, he needed to carry the chain around.
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And at the end, after I let him have an orgasm, he's like, you
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know, you could leave me here for the night.
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It'd be OK. Yeah.
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I said, well, there's your test. He just passed it.
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So. But you know, Brie had been in
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there. Brie's been in there.
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Change of the floor for days on the time, right.
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One time I actually had my in laws come to visit and they
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were, they were here for I think 8 or 9 days and she was in the
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dungeon the whole time. Change to the floor.
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I'm the same and they never went into that that that part of the
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the. No, no, I lost and I put
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something in front of the door and I told them that we rented
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the space out. So it was, it was a woodworker
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who was having woodwork in the dungeon.
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Because every now and then you'll walk in the dungeon.
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It smells kind of like raw wood. And you know, this was back in
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the day, not now, but I mean, back in the day.
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And they believed us. They didn't question it anymore.
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And I just go in there at night and I would say here's your food
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for tomorrow. And you know, here's your
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bucket. That's it.
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Sounds intense. It was very intense.
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So anywho, Liv, tell us more about needle plays.
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And yeah, we got the next one, which is needle plays in the
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Dick. I looked it up.
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I've not done it yet, but you could put needles like you would
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on your back or your chest. They do in like they make little
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like rows. They do like little designs, I
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guess. Sure.
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And you can put them in your Dick, like through the Dick or
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through the big skin like. And I was just looking at it.
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I was like, it looked really scary and I was like, I would
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have to do that. It's like real pain right there.
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Sounds. Fun.
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Sounds like a real punishment. I haven't been punished in a
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while. He's asking for that.
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Yes, he is. You think you can handle needles
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through your Dick? I think I could try.
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OK. I'm always looking for a new
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adventure. Yeah.
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I'll put needles. Through your Dick I.
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Won't even hate a teeth. Sounds fun.
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You're so quiet, you don't have to depend on me to talk.
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Do the next one. Little.
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Bottle play. Say it again.
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Say water. Bottle play.
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Water bottle. Yeah, water bottle play and that
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is something that I've done multiple times.
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I've done it with PO, specifically with the baptism.
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OK, I poured the water over your head and you was not ready for
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that. I.
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Was not expecting that that was. Well, it was like the initiation
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of becoming the slave. I liked it.
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I liked. It and.
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Then we did it. You know, the other day was one
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of our sessions. To.
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Like do like a water board type of thing, right?
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And I don't think I've done it any other way.
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Have you done it any other way? Played with water.
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Other than, you know, doing enemas and doing gross stuff.
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I actually the guy who just called my good friend I haven't
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programmed in my phone is John, my sweet Sissy and Liv.
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And I've both done sessions with him.
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He's super cool guy, but he likes to wear a diaper and then
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he'll put a pair of rubber pants on.
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OK. And.
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The rubber It's a rubber diaper. It's a rubber diaper, Yeah.
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And it basically it'll hold everything in.
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Hold on, it's a rubber diaper. Over the regular pull over, it's
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like a. Rubber pull.
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I'm back with you, OK? OK, so he wears the diaper then,
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you know, this layer of protection so it won't leak out,
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right? And when he does that, he wants
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us to make him drink multiple bottles of water to expand his
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bladder so he'll have to hold his urine.
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And at times it's funny because you know a man can't get hard or
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if he does get hard, it's not as if he can pee and or come.
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It's like difficult, yeah to to to pee with that hard on.
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It was really, yeah, it was really funny with him though,
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because I would just make him drink 4 or 5 bottles of water.
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And a lot of times I would say, OK, well, you know what, you got
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a choice. You can either you can either
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have an orgasm or you can piss your pants.
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Yeah. OK, so that's what we would do
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is basically make him drink a bunch of water, but.
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I like that scenario. But you know the other point
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with the water bottle? I did this with my husband one
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time. He was in total bondage in the
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dungeon and I just had the bottle drip, drip, drip and I
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had that go on for several hours and he was like, that was so
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fucking painful after the first hour.
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Yes, that would be a pestering kind of doesn't bother you at
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1st and then by the 15th, 20th minute, kind of like when your
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faucet is just dripping and you're like, OK, I've got to
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figure out where the dripping is coming from.
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But it being like on your head or something of that nature, I
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could definitely see that not getting to you psychologically.
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Yeah, he said. It was on his forehead and it
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was just like it was a constant. He said it started to feel heavy
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after the first hour. Said Oh well, keep talking your
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shit. What happens?
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Little fuck. All right, go ahead.
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Let's say the next one. The next one we have written
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down is chain play. Now we, you just discussed the
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chain type of the floor or bolted to the floor.
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Then I've done it where I have been chained to a toilet, right?
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And then I, I put chains around your neck or your wrist to make
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it heavy or hard whenever around the room.
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There's a lot of ways you can play with chains.
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You know, chain somebody up to the ceiling.
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Right, Yeah, the the chaining up while cleaning up the dungeon,
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that's that was I like that because every time you you hear
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that the chains on the floor, the chains, it's very
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interesting. Yeah, until you step on it.
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I was going to say, and we've we've done impact scenes where
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you all did not get to see this is before I met either of you,
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but my good friend Freya wanted to bottom and she wanted to be
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topped at this event. And so I went in there with my
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friend. We put her on the cross and she,
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we put one of those one or two of those heavy chains around her
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neck and wrapped it around her and we did that and did an
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impact with her and after 20-30 minutes, she went in total
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subspace. She fucking loved chains.
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Yeah, love the cold chains on her body.
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I. Could definitely see that.
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Mm hmm. Me too, but a lot of people,
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they really get into the chains and the metal they get, just
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like leather feels. Real and heavy and.
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Yeah, yeah. So you could you could relate.
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It's the same reason why I like the Saint Andrew's Cross 'cause
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you got cold wood. You know, there's just something
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about the wood on skin. It's a real chains.
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Yeah, around your like it's the combination of everything and
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going ha ha, this is great. The next one actually is a
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winch, which reminds me of the guy you were just talking about
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with the diaper that you made pee in the pants or orgasm.
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He literally I tied his Dick to the ceiling with the winch.
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Like I had put like a cup of a cock ring, a metal cock ring
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attached everything and I hung it up from the ceiling.
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And because he kept wiggling, I was like, now if you keep
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wiggling, it's going to hurt now, you know, And then, you
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know, he never got hard because, you know, he was in a position
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that he was scared to get hard. Okay, But I put a cup underneath
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his Dick and I left the room and I was like, I'm gonna wait till
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you pee and I come back. And he was like, I peed.
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I pee because he was taking so long to pee.
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So I ended up making him drink it.
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And he was so eager to drink it. He was like, like, I've never
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done that before, other than why are you so eager?
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But he loved it. So Lynch is gonna be used for a
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lot of things. You can use it for the anal hook
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by their feet, not upside down, but like when you're laying on a
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table, bring your feet up, okay? I would not hang somebody upside
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down from it. What are some things that you
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would use for the winch? Well, we've done the anal hook
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like you said, we've hung people upside down.
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We've done suspension with rope bondage.
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I know we did this really cool scene.
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One time we had a rigger come in and she did shibari on this
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person. OK, cool.
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It was really cool. And then we hung her from the
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back with the shibari, which was was really fun to watch.
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So like Shibari was a little bit of suspension play.
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Yeah, sounds fun. It really was.
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People really enjoyed it. Different times, but there was a
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scene that was not done here at the dungeon.
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I'm actually writing a little short story about that.
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I had I had read it to live and I was like live, what do you
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think of this? But it was a story about how
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Bree, I sent her to someones home and ultimately Liv is
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reading these text messages from these fucking losers who write
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me inappropriate things thinking that we're going to see them.
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Yeah, if they're anything like the phone calls, he could.
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Have been he could have been puppy.
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Play. Yeah.
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I don't now when I've heard that terminology before.
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That's not. What term did he use?
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K9 Play. K9 play OK.
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Now, so Bree went and went to this man's condo and he put on
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this whole makeshift plywood bed, right, Put mattress on it
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and then proceeded to use a wench to cuff her hands and arms
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to the wench. And then he cuffed, Yeah, he
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cuffed and held on her feet, put it on the bottom of this frame,
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OK, at the bottom of the bed. So when he cranked that wench,
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she just kept stretching her as far as she could go out.
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And ultimately, she said that she felt like her limbs were
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about to break if they're going to pop from their sockets.
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And he just kept telling her, you know, we're going to get
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through this, Bree, we're going to get through this.
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But meanwhile, he would use cane and do bastionado on the bottoms
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of her feet. Did it turn her on when he said
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that to her? Oh God, yeah, because.
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I like that's a very submissive line that you would definitely
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like. We're going to get through this
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together. That's top tier right there,
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but. It's a good one.
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Yeah, he just tortured the fuck out of her.
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And she thought, oh, you know, I'm just going to go, you know,
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play with him for an hour, no big deal.
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And she went in this guy's garage and she saw the setup,
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and she's thinking, I think this might be a little longer than
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that, right. But he kept her for several
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hours because I told him, I said, I'm sending you to her
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because she's been a very bad sub.
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She needs to be disciplined. And that was not the first time
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I had done that. I did it another time where I
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sent her to a rigger and he just tied her up and he choked her
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out. And he kept her basically in
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rope for hours right into the night.
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Yeah. And then, oh, yeah.
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And then fucked her raw, like he did all sorts of mean things and
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she fucking loved it so. Live.
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Continue. This one's actually yours, yes.
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But what do you think of it? I don't think I would want to
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eat dog, but I don't think I do see an appeal of eating dog food
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or eating food out of a dog bowl.
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If it was when mistress serves her dogs, I eat dog food out of
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it. Absolutely.
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Your food, Yeah, everything in general, like using food as like
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a way of submission. But they do say, like during
20:05
hurricanes and that type of thing, like if you absolutely
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can't find food around, go to the pet store to get the dog
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food because it has the same nutrients that you need.
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Gross. No.
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Yeah. I won't do that.
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Yeah, I'm not saying I'd want to do it either, but you?
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Know well I probably will make you it's the same nutrition.
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I'll do it. I take back what I said my
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doctor said it's terrible for you.
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That's going to be my next question I'm going to ask my
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doctor I love. That's my new game.
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Asking my doctor awkward questions about things that
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happen in the dungeon. Wow.
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It's fun. Wow.
20:37
That's interesting. Yeah.
20:39
You know, I've made people eat out of food and dog bowls before
20:43
and, you know, lick that water up off the floor.
20:45
Dude. You're told you're gonna like
20:47
it. Bree, I've said this story
20:49
before. I I still love the story.
20:51
But she was cleaning the dungeon.
20:53
And I always told her, you get that dungeon spotless.
20:55
And if it's not spotless, then it's not it's not sufficient
20:58
enough. It's not good enough.
20:59
You have to redo it. And one day I was sitting there
21:01
with my sweet little dog. My dog was used to seeing shit
21:04
like this. She's like, oh, look, Nanny
21:08
Breeze cleaning the dungeon, you know?
21:10
And I was sitting there and I was eating Captain D's fish, OK?
21:14
I love Captain D's. And I was sitting there kind of
21:16
starting to salivate. I haven't eaten today.
21:18
That Captain D sounds really fucking good, right?
21:20
Now hungry too, right? And so Needless to say, I gave
21:24
Bailey a little piece of fish and Bailey ate some and
21:28
ultimately she didn't want anymore.
21:30
So I had her take one little lick or bite out of this one
21:34
bigger piece of fish. And then I threw it on the floor
21:37
and I said, hey, Bree, get over here, come eat this fish.
21:41
She's like, uh, uh, I said, did you just tell your mistress?
21:44
No, she's like, and I said, get your ass over here on all fours,
21:50
ass. Eat that fucking fish.
21:52
So no hands allowed? No, just go at it you.
21:55
Eat that fucking fish, you fucking.
21:56
Whore. I think it's the line you're
21:58
using that makes it hot. OK, the the bourbon you're.
22:02
Using Thank you and the adverbs. Thank you the adverbs.
22:07
All right. Shocking for that, he just
22:10
corrupted you. I added I didn't correct.
22:16
I don't know, I think that was a slight there.
22:18
But anyway, so Brie came over and she's dressed in her little
22:21
sexy corset and her little cute little skirt and stockings and
22:24
heels and she got down there and ass up and she ate that fish.
22:27
I said, do you like that fucking fish?
22:29
She says yes. I said what did you?
22:32
Yes, that's true, yes. And I said I'm good because
22:36
Bailey already had a bite and she didn't want anymore.
22:39
So you're just eating what she had in her mouth.
22:43
Don't worry, her mouth is cleaner than yours.
22:47
It's. All right.
22:53
Dog's mouths are cleaner than ours, but.
22:55
I can assure you that's not true.
22:58
My dog's breath smells like an asshole.
23:00
Well that's because he probably just ate his asshole.
23:02
Exactly. But he's eating good dog food.
23:07
I mean, this asshole can't be that bad.
23:09
I what you're saying is, are you saying since you eat healthy
23:11
that we can just eat the shit out your butt?
23:13
Well, we certainly know somebody who does.
23:15
Oh, we see the fucking people in their.
23:17
Mouth and clean. Your kink is not my kink, but
23:23
your kink is OK. It's certainly not my kink.
23:30
But it's great to watch it happen, no?
23:33
I can never watch that happen. Well, you know how many people
23:36
write me and ask me, hey, just live, do toilet training?
23:39
I said. Liv will pee on you, but that's
23:42
it. I don't think I can let myself
23:44
do that. You.
23:45
Could pee on them. I could pee on them.
23:47
Yeah, I'm saying like the the. Pooping, no.
23:49
Or the fecal stuff that that's not for you.
23:51
It's not for you. I just feel like it.
23:53
I could never look at myself the same I.
23:55
You know, I love to do it because.
23:57
It's fix your face. I love to do it.
24:02
She just shocked Poe because he makes his face and he like
24:08
winces and it like crunches his face.
24:10
She's like hit your face. Stop being happy.
24:16
Oh goodness, there was another story I was going to tell you
24:19
about about someone eating food, but he was something else.
24:22
I have to remember it. Yeah, the whole thing of toilet
24:25
training. Trust me, it's not something I
24:27
enjoy, but I will fucking do it because it's about me having the
24:32
power and the control to do it. And it's like you take it that's
24:36
what you deserve. You are less than you fucking
24:38
suck. You know now they're not allowed
24:40
to touch me. They're not around.
24:41
I'm not allowing them to lick my asshole.
24:44
But they sure as fuck. So are you doing this like a
24:46
soft serve machine where you're hovering over them or?
24:49
Yes. OK, yes.
24:50
Or I'll sit in the toilet training chair, OK?
24:54
I don't ever really sit in like the queening chair because it's
24:56
too, too close to their mouth, OK?
24:59
And I just feel hot breath like on my new house but.
25:03
What do they feel? You feel hot bread like they.
25:07
Get hot bread. Too.
25:08
They feel my warm goodness. That they ask.
25:12
For they fucking ask for it. I'm telling you I'm.
25:17
Sorry, I'm just picturing Golden Corral saucer machines now.
25:20
I don't know if I want to go there now.
25:23
They actually are, like the roofs are coming apart and stuff
25:26
like that too. I wouldn't.
25:29
Go. Well you know this one sexy
25:32
little trans girl came over and she told me she's like, you
25:35
know, I want to eat your stuff for breakfast.
25:39
She drove 4 hours to be here. She comes over.
25:42
I said I'll meet you in the back by the pool.
25:44
I said if we're doing any type of toilet training, it's going
25:47
to be outside period. And I always like to do it down
25:50
here. We'll put a nice little towel
25:53
down so you can be comfortable. I said.
25:55
But when the session is through, I said, if there's any remaining
25:58
anything thing, clean it off with the hose.
26:00
You can, you can spray off with the hose.
26:03
Don't let it go in the pool. You go over here.
26:05
I'm giving her all these instructions.
26:07
But I asked her, I said, do you want to do anything in the
26:09
dungeon first? Do you want to go and do impact?
26:12
Do you want to do bondage? She's like, no, I just want to
26:15
eat your brown shower. And I said OK, you don't.
26:17
Want to get to know me? No.
26:21
Now when you did that, did you like eat like corn and that kind
26:24
of stuff the night before? Stuff that like doesn't easily
26:26
dissolve. No, I'm not going to torture
26:29
myself like that. I'm really not.
26:33
Like I tell everybody I do 2 scoops of Miralax and coffee in
26:36
the morning for a reason. If I have a thyroid disorder,
26:41
trust me, I I need something every day.
26:44
But I'll always say if you want to do the shower, we're going to
26:47
have to do it in the morning. Oh, that makes sense, yeah.
26:49
You can do it between 7:00 and 9:00.
26:53
You contact, you contact Mia. I will shit on you anywhere
26:57
you'll want, OK. And she's like, well, I just
27:01
want to consume it. I said, well, you know what, if
27:03
you do, don't touch my ass, you may not lick my ass.
27:07
And so I just warm one of my little skirts and Choo Choo,
27:09
Choo Choo, pull it up and Bing bada boom.
27:11
And it was done in less than 5 minutes.
27:13
So well. God bless you both.
27:18
I don't know where to go from here.
27:23
The point of it is people want what they want.
27:26
It's true when we all have something that we want.
27:29
But you know, it's interesting how you can really pinpoint
27:32
people out and what they like and how they are.
27:34
It's funny because one of my sister in law's, she had asked
27:39
me one time she we went out for her birthday last year and she
27:43
wanted me to meet one of her dear friends and her dear
27:46
friend's husband. And I knew her friend vaguely.
27:50
I hadn't seen her in years, but we all went to dinner one night,
27:53
OK? And in walks her husband.
27:55
And the man had pretty leather shoes on.
27:58
He smelled like a French whore. He had longer hair in the back
28:03
and thinning hair in the front and feathered sides and perfect
28:07
skin. And I, I told her the truth.
28:09
She's like, what do you think of her husband?
28:12
What is his kink? Right.
28:13
I said, he's a crossdresser, OK, He is a crossdresser.
28:16
And there's a lovely gentleman that I see who's on fat and go
28:20
through his pictures. You know, men cross dressers.
28:24
You can. She sees that as a blessing,
28:27
almost like our. It could be a curse and yeah,
28:30
it's. A curse because I go to Walmart
28:32
and see people and I'm like, Oh my God, I know.
28:37
We can point people out. It's.
28:38
Weird. It is.
28:40
Like I can't live a life, no. More.
28:42
All I think about is real booty hole.
28:45
Now Speaking of booty holes, if you see a guy put like a post
28:49
face. Where we going with this listen.
28:57
If a man is the type of person who they don't wash their hands.
29:02
OK. If they don't clean under their
29:04
fingernails, if they have a smelled odor to them, if they
29:08
don't bathe regularly, now 9 times out of 10 they like to eat
29:13
dirty pussy or dirty ass or both.
29:16
OK. Check please no.
29:18
I'm just, I'm just telling you that's the way it is.
29:21
All right, so you know most of my kinks.
29:24
From here. Correct.
29:25
What's another king I have just by looking at me like my
29:29
personality, Like yeah, one that I don't even know I have yet.
29:33
Well, how would you know if you have one then?
29:35
Do you think you have? Any if you could read him right
29:37
now, if I could have, you're not knowing what he's without all
29:40
your knowledge you already have, What would you think he had?
29:42
OK, so PO, you always wear very soft clothing.
29:46
OK, OK, you're, you always have the sweet little baby face, but
29:50
you're clean cut. You, you have a little vanity.
29:52
To you I would agree. On certain days, yes.
29:54
Yeah, I and I and I think that, you know, you wear always, you
29:58
always in tennis shoes. So you have this little boyish
30:01
look to you. And I've seeing in a lot of
30:04
clothes you wear. And they're very boyish and
30:06
they're cute and they're soft, OK.
30:08
And it matches your personality. So when I met you, I was like,
30:12
abgl, that's funny. I knew.
30:14
Yeah. Because you know, it is.
30:16
It's that sweet little smile. Sweet little face.
30:18
I'm gonna tell you something else.
30:19
So you don't have it. OK.
30:21
And you have the sweet little face and you have a nice smile,
30:23
but you don't have what I call Howdy Doody smile.
30:26
OK. OK.
30:27
Howdy Doody was a puppet. It was a ventriloquist doll
30:32
Right back in the 50s. Howdy, Doody.
30:35
He was a cute little cowboy red ginger head.
30:37
OK, so Liv doesn't know this because I mean, your parents,
30:41
they're as old as me. They're not that old.
30:42
I. Always thought Howdy Doody was
30:43
creepy. But you knew how to doody was.
30:45
Yeah. OK, well, Howdy Judy had a
30:47
creepy exactly a creepy smile, right.
30:50
So I'm going to show you in people when when a lot of men
30:53
smile, they have a Howdy Doody smile.
30:55
You can tell straight up they're fucking gay or bisexual.
30:58
OK. Just saying.
30:59
What is a Howdy Doody smile look?
31:01
It's a creepy. It's a creepy undertoned smile
31:04
and there's always that little twinkle in their eye of sadness.
31:09
It's true. OK, OK, I'm going to show you a
31:12
picture. So like.
31:13
Yeah, like a. He has sad eyes, but he has a
31:16
very wide smile and he always showed a little bit of teeth,
31:19
you know, and it's true. And a lot of men, they, they
31:23
cover their, their sadness by smiling.
31:26
A lot of people with depression, they have to do that.
31:28
They push. Through.
31:28
Oh yeah, I'm asking. Exactly.
31:30
And a lot of gay men, especially those those that are in the
31:33
closet, right, they have to mask it.
31:35
I'm going to show you a picture. He's one of my Facebook friends.
31:39
Could this? Also be a sociopath too.
31:41
No sociopaths. They don't have sadness in their
31:44
eyes. They have deviants in their
31:47
eyes. They have a darkness in their
31:50
eyes. And they don't.
31:51
They don't feel sad. No, I want you to meet somebody.
31:53
I want you. To read them, you know, like Ted
31:55
Bundy. I could have spotted him a mile
31:58
fucking away. He had a sinister smile.
32:01
He was really into bondage, so he loved control.
32:05
But yeah, sick fuck. May he rot in hell.
32:09
But I am going to show you a picture directly of somebody.
32:12
And he's got the Howdy Doody smile and he's so cute, but it's
32:17
just covered up by sadness. And I wish, oh, there.
32:21
I could make the picture bigger. I wish I could.
32:23
There. That would have been a better
32:24
spot. But it's this gentleman here in
32:26
the second in the middle. See it?
32:28
Sadness in the eyes, facial expression.
32:31
OK. Yeah.
32:31
And that's what it is. You know, you hot.
32:33
And he's a closeted gay man, you know?
32:36
And you do those things, like I said, certain people, you can
32:39
just tell. Yeah.
32:40
You know, we were having a discussion recently.
32:42
Liv and I were talking about somebody that I know and she met
32:46
recently and not from the dungeon.
32:48
Oh, yeah, Look at that. There's something there.
32:51
There's something that he's hiding.
32:52
Oh, yeah, Yeah. Something that he's hiding for
32:54
sure. I'm just saying, yeah, he's
32:55
something he's hiding something. Looks like he wants a nice
32:58
little Dick in his mouth. Just saying.
32:59
Or a. Big Dick in his mouth.
33:02
Yeah, a big Dick. I'm guessing he wants a big
33:04
black. Dick in his mouth.
33:06
Oh OK, revolving the theory, I like it.
33:08
Yeah, let me tell you something. I had this guy one time he came
33:11
to the dungeon. Bree was in there with me, OK?
33:13
And he's like, I I don't know. I don't know what I want.
33:17
I said I already tell what you want.
33:19
He's like, what do you think I want?
33:21
I said, well, let's break it down.
33:22
I'm, I'm not. I didn't break this down for
33:24
him, right? Like I am with you all.
33:26
But he was skinny. He didn't look like he was very
33:29
manicured, OK? He looked like he was PO dunk,
33:32
sad, uneducated, just just a poor guy, you know.
33:37
But he's still like he was, you could tell he was a hard worker
33:40
trying to make it in life. And I looked at him and I was
33:44
like, you want to be pretty, don't you?
33:46
He's like, maybe. And I said, put these banties
33:48
on, put the skirt on, do these things.
33:51
And he put it on. A whole attitude.
33:54
All that lifted, all the anger, everything else lifted.
33:57
I love cross dressers for that reason.
33:59
Right. So I put him up on the cross and
34:02
he was a cross dresser. Put him up on the cross.
34:04
I put lipstick on him. I said now imagine as I'm
34:08
putting this lipstick on your mouth and your lips, your lips
34:11
are wet. Lick your lips, you know, he
34:13
licked his lips so close your eyes.
34:15
I said, now imagine this is the tip of a big fat cock.
34:19
And he's like, and he quivered. He shook and he's and he's got
34:25
his hands up on the cross and I'm moving my hands and my
34:28
fingers down his body. And I said, now imagine I'm a
34:30
big black man. I'm coming up behind you.
34:33
I'm going to fucking plow my massive Mandingo cock and your
34:36
little cunt. And he's like, and the man stood
34:42
there and fucking came, shot his load without me ever touching
34:45
his fucking he's. Talent, right?
34:48
There he didn't, he didn't touch his Dick.
34:50
He fucking came and Bree was like, holy fuck.
34:54
Bree got on her knees and started bowing to me.
34:58
I was like, I'm just telling you.
35:00
I created the illusion in his mind what he wanted.
35:03
That's all it is, is a mind fuck.
35:05
That's it. And he's like, how did you know?
35:07
And I said, I could see it in those eyes.
35:09
I knew exactly what you needed. She said that she's the the the
35:13
Yoda of the BDSM community. Well, let me tell you, that
35:16
motherfucker comes every so often.
35:18
Every time he comes in and he is dressed like a French whore.
35:22
Dresses up. Yeah.
35:23
He wants it so bad, right? Yeah, he does.
35:25
True. So it's interesting.
35:27
Yeah. You won't let me meet people and
35:29
I'm going to read them for you. I'll tell you what he likes.
35:31
Dirty panty sniffer right there. Da da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
35:34
Call him out. Boom, boom, boom.
35:36
Yeah. Love it.
35:37
Yeah, yeah. That man.
35:38
You showed me a picture. He looks like a very sad,
35:41
internally sad internal man. Yeah, little little bisexual.
35:45
He's fighting. Yeah.
35:46
So ultimately, yeah. But no, PO, your sweet little
35:50
eyes and your sweet little face. Yeah, you're soft and tender and
35:54
your sweet little adult you. Have like an innocence about
35:57
you, even though you do. I am very innocent.
36:00
Totally. Everyone of my bone and boners
36:04
are innocent. But it it is what it is.
36:11
You know, you read people you and I were in Walmart few weeks
36:14
back and you're like, look at him.
36:15
What do you think he likes? I don't remember.
36:17
What was it we were talking about?
36:19
I don't. I was.
36:19
Literally in Walmart yesterday with my boyfriend.
36:21
I was like, Oh my God, I can't. That guy.
36:24
Yeah, the first time I really saw it.
36:26
But usually I'm always imagining it.
36:27
But that was the first time I really saw like, Oh my God, I
36:29
know that one. Yeah, I was like.
36:32
And I'm not bragging, I'm not bragging about it.
36:34
But the thing of it is if you just, if people observed more
36:38
people, if they were more observant to really look at
36:41
somebody and focus on what they like.
36:43
Like I said, the guy that the ass sniffer, I, I never forget
36:46
him out of my mind because this guy comes from a, a wealthy
36:50
family, but yet he stinks. He doesn't bathe, he's gross
36:53
looking. And immediately when he came in,
36:55
I was like, oh, you know, just like that guy.
36:59
He came in and he had on the tie dye shirt and he didn't want to
37:02
take his clothes off. He's gross and disgusting.
37:04
I will tell you straight up, he is a fucking ass sniffer in the
37:09
closet. Doesn't want to tell anybody.
37:11
Yeah, he's disgusting. Oh yeah, I know.
37:13
Yeah. You could you could put dirty
37:15
rotten panties in his mouth and he would cream himself.
37:17
Just saying. Takes all kinds around the
37:19
world. It does.
37:22
He's the one that said what we did was a disturbing.
37:24
Yeah, because he's in fucking denial of what he really wants.
37:27
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we don't get that.
37:29
Come here for a specific reason and then say that you are
37:31
disturbing. Yeah, no, we just, we just
37:35
talked what your fantasy was. He didn't want to be pegged.
37:39
He just wanted to say shit. That's the.
37:40
Only dude he wanted just to say shit.
37:42
He liked the power power of the narc.
37:44
Hmm, the power of the what? The narc.
37:46
Yeah, the. Narc.
37:47
He was the one I told you came from a church and they were
37:50
gonna try to outlive. OK, Yeah.
37:53
Flipping churches. Yeah.
37:55
Yeah, I go to Church's Chicken. That's about it these days.
37:58
Yeah, and the thing of it is, see, yeah.
38:00
I mean, today, you know, it's really, I think he was
38:03
expecting, in his mind, he expected that we were
38:06
prostitutes, right. And when he realized, oh, OK,
38:09
this is a dungeon, you know, he, I said, well, you don't keep
38:11
your clothes on, right, Period. You keep your clothes on.
38:14
Liv's gonna do impact and she's gonna do bondage with you.
38:17
And ultimately, it's exactly what happened.
38:20
And you know, he, he had wood the whole fucking time.
38:23
He was poking up in his little pants.
38:25
Oh, he had a little Dick. Yeah.
38:26
I don't know. I noticed.
38:27
I sat on his face though, Yeah. But you did, Yeah.
38:31
You had clothes. On though, yeah, I had clothes
38:32
on. You had clothes.
38:33
On you deviant, deviant person. Yeah, I.
38:36
Know. Yeah, it was funny.
38:39
That tell me I'm doing the devil's.
38:43
Work went down to Georgia. And the Devil wears lace.
38:49
And then went down to Georgia. All right, kids, let's wrap this
38:52
shit up. Call it a day.
38:53
All right, Liv, Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
38:55
You can do it any way you want to do it, like you're chugging
38:58
or goofy or sexy, whatever you want to do it.
39:02
All right, Get it ready. Oh, you won't get it ready.
39:04
This could be a good time. She put that mic up in her
39:07
mouth. All right, so Liv, this has been
39:10
the latest episode of. Call me Mistress.