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Flawless by Elsie Silver - The Cowboy Romance We Never Knew We Needed! · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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Emily in this episode we're reading, Flawless by Elsie
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Silva. We are talking about the entire
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book, so warning there will be spoilers.
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I'm Carla and where else would you find a nice pair of child
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sized chaps? I'm Emily, and I'm not all that
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into carrots these days. I didn't say it was a good one.
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I was like, oh, nay. In context, she was like, he's
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dangling a carrot in front of me and then she goes, I'm not into
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carrots, I'm into whiskey and leather of.
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Course she is. Yeah.
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Thank you for supporting us. Trigger warnings from book
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trigger warnings.com. This is not an intense list and
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I'm like, I don't remember half of this.
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Well, let's go. Parental abandonment.
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Parental infidelity recounted. Toxic relationship and grooming,
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child abuse, divorce, alcohol consumption, congenital heart
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defect recovery including heart surgery mentioned, heart attack
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of a parent, a bull riding accident resulting in broken
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ribs and a severe concussion. Dieting and food shaming
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mentioned. Grief and loss.
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Depiction. Death of a mother in childbirth
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recounted. And stalking beautiful.
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Which one were you laughing at? The bull riding, I guess.
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I was only laughing, 'cause I forgot that you got it off a
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website. And I was like, it's just not
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the start of the book. They just.
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It's like not even trigger warning, it's just spoiling
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warning at this point. Mm hmm.
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Spoiler. Spoiler.
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Although it was pretty funny because at that point I was so
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off him that it's so good. OK, Our main female character is
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Summer Hamilton, Attorney at the Wall.
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And then we find out she only got.
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A legal degree to help Dad at work.
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I was like, bitch. Yeah, life get.
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A hobby? Hopes and dreams.
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Please where where are they? Non existent she's. 25 She works
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for her dad. They have a really weird
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dynamic. She calls him Kip at work and
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Dad at home. Yeah.
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She's a Neppo baby. She is a neppo baby, not a happy
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one. No, it sounds like she had a a
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kind of rough childhood, but not fully rough.
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She just has an evil stepmom and an E.
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Cinderella. Half the stuff, Yeah.
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Chili Cinderella. It's a Cinderella cowboy
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retelling, yes. I don't know.
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Maybe midway through this book, I was like, we don't even need
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this book. I don't care about Rhett.
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I want the Kip Hamilton story. Yes, I want all the chapters I
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wanted. I wanted Harvey.
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Wait, Who's Harvey? Reed's dad?
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Who? He's Dad.
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Oh, Red's dad. Yeah, Red's dad.
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Reed, it's Reed. 'S dad.
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I was like, who's Reed? Who's Reed?
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Who's Harvey? Who's Reed?
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If I was into old men, which I feel like I am, he would be the
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one. Really.
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I want Kip's entire back story, yeah.
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I want to know that he's got so much more tea.
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He was married to Winter's mum. Had an affair with the maid.
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Very Jude Law of him, yeah. Had an affair with the
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babysitter. You just know he's.
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Hot 100%. You know he's hot.
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He's like in his 60s. Gorgeous man.
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It's giving fountain of youth. Yeah, yeah.
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Apart from the heart. And then, you know, he takes
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look. Look.
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Heart problems run in the family.
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OK, so he. He gets a pass.
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He gets a pass. Genetically, she got it from
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somewhere. Maybe right.
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Probably not. Who do you even think of when
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you think of Gilf Granddad that you would love to fuck?
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I mean like what is kid giving? Stop it.
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Twitch, Dumbledore 2 more, Dumbledore.
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How did we go full circle Back to two more so quickly?
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The. First one had the first be
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sweating like. The crustier the better.
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Not the crusty white dog, Dumbledore.
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Rest in peace. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
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Rest in peace. I'm not.
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OK, OK, what's this man? No.
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We can't have the Did you put your name in the goblin fire?
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Dumbledore. No, he's too much for me.
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No, he's not old enough. No.
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OK, so we want ancient. Artifact.
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Dumbledore. OK, all right, seriously, who's
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old? Who's an old man?
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Everyone. Honestly, Paul Rudd, he's like
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40. He's not that old.
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I was shocked, Paul. Rod, Paul.
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Rod when he's. Paul Paul's Rod.
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Paul's Rod. When he's old Paul's rod.
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He is old. But older.
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When he's older. Yeah, he's.
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Isn't he like 4550? He's literally like 55 already.
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So perfect. Paul Rod.
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Kipp is Paul Rod, he's probably not.
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Doesn't give the same energy. He doesn't give the Southern
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Energy. What's that guy in Yellowstone
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that everyone likes? The oldie.
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The dad. No one fucking likes the dad.
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He's a cunt, They. Don't think you're the wrong
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person. No.
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But the actor. People like him.
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Yeah, yeah, Me, I forget. Yeah.
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Him. Yeah.
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No, that's hard. It's given country.
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Yeah, but Kip's not country, he's city.
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Is Willie Nelson too old? I don't even know who that is.
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What? Oh my God.
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Hang on, Google it. Willie Nelson is like if he's
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not already dead, he's Dusty. He's half cremated.
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Oh. My God, I love the dusty.
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We are getting cancelled left, right and centre without ageism.
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Are we not because we are loving the oh Oh my God.
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Like, do we want banjo anything? No.
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Is he alive? Yes.
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Oh, bless. Oh, and he's gay, so he doesn't.
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What? What girl?
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Who are you looking up? Never mind.
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We. Are so you know how Google has a
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suggested question? Yes.
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And he goes, when did Willie Nelson come out?
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And I just assumed gay. I didn't assume like coming out
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as a oh, you want you want him to look like this?
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No. I'm saying, is that too old?
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For you, yes. Oh, OK, so we need someone
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between Paul Rudd and Willie Nelson.
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Oh old. What men?
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Thank God for Google. This is kit.
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Just some AI of an old guy on a romance cover with grey hair.
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Oh. No.
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OK, what is happening with the vest?
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Oh. My God.
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I will put that please do Okay raining it back in so we don't
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have a book about Kip. We have a book about fucking
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summer and Red full people. God, we also have a book in the
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series about winter. A spoiler alert, but this is for
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Carla. Did you read it?
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No, no, I just read it. I.
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Read. It I am going to Winter and
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Theo. So the young cowboy that gets
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unconscious. Beau, the military brother?
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Yeah, with Bailey the waitress. And then Jasper's with some
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random person. And then the old grumpy brother
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gets with Willa. That's sad.
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So Summer Hamilton, She's 25. She's kind of doing whatever,
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Daddy. Says.
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Yeah, Daddy had an affair with the maid and that's why
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someone's even existing and step mum has held it against her
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forever. I do not understand that, but it
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doesn't matter. Chapter 2 We learn that Rhett's
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mum is dead. Which everyone's mum is dead.
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Women are too hard to write. It's so much easier to just kill
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off the mum and make that the trauma story.
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Which we have, Mummy. I don't even know his last name.
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Eaten, Mummy eaten. I'll be dead.
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Mama. Eaten, Mama.
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Eaten. Mama Hamilton.
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Running that farm. Exactly.
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You know what? It's a cop out when they just
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kill off the mum. Yeah, and also the Evil Stepmom
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trophy. Fuck her.
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Come on, learn how to write. Like like.
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Let's get back to basics. Please.
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Come on now. Taking a very big leaf out of
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Walt Disney's book. I mean, she can have a good
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relationship with her dad without a shitty step mum.
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Exactly. She's.
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Weirdly dependent on her dad, though, in a way, I think I.
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Feel like her dad's weirdly dependent on her.
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Yeah, they've got a weird dynamic.
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I don't know. I don't even know if he likes
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his wife. I don't even know if they're
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still together. Are they technically together or
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not? Just dump him if you hate him
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that much. Anyhoo, anyhoozl, so this book
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isn't about her and her dad. Surprisingly, it kind of is.
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But we get. Rhett Rhett is one of.
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Kip's biggest biggest. Client client because Kip, he
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manages APR company and so Kip is a bull rider.
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He's right. What?
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Kip is not a bull rider. Fuck Rhett Rhett.
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She's sorry, Kip. All I can think about is Kip,
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Daddy, Kip. OK, so Rhett's a bull rider.
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He's already got two of the, like, upmost championship belts,
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right? He should be retired.
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He's an old man at this point. He's in his 30s.
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Let it go. He let it go.
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But he's hanging. He's hanging on because he wants
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to have enough money, because he's pissed away all his money.
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Obviously he wants enough money to save the family we ranch for
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generations that can keep this ranch, blah blah.
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Yeah, so that's why he says he keeps going I.
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Wonder if he did each other. Yes, they do.
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They have a. Bromance.
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It's cute. It's their relationship's so
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weird because I'm like when he was talking about him to Summer
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and Gregory George, whatever his name is, he sounded like he
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hated him. And then when he messages him
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it's like. Up each other's asses.
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All the time. Flirty.
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Almost. All the time.
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I thought it was so funny, so at the start keeps like we have a
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problem. Retz fucked up his.
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Milk. His promo that he had with the
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Milk? Yeah, you know, company.
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He hates milk. Because it leaps that he hates.
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Milk. Who knew the biggest?
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Actually, the next step is to pretend that he's a virgin
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again. Born again, Virgin Jesus is with
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us in the room. But he didn't have a sex
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scandal, so why did you make your daughter babysit him?
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So he doesn't ever take his penis out.
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I don't. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
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For one, why is the biggest part of this book Milk being the
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villain? And why I never want to hear
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little Rhett again. If someone keeps going, I'm just
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working to keep a little red in his pants.
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I was like, he doesn't sleep with anyone anyway.
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She should be babysitting for his anger issues.
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I understand wanting to keep a clean image, but wouldn't you
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just say let's just keep your head down?
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He wasn't doing anything sex related, so also he wasn't.
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Leaving the house except for the rodeo.
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Yeah, so what's the problem? Plot holes.
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I mean, it doesn't make any holes.
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In the plot. And then the dad so knew that
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they were gonna phone. He was essentially linking the
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model on purpose. Okay.
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He was the biggest kiss out here, putting the manifestation
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in the air. Because every two minutes he's
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like, don't sleep with my daughter and I'm like, you're
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just telling them at this point. Exactly.
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And it wasn't even a barrier. It's not like they can't.
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They're both 2 consenting adults.
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He's in his early 30s, She's 25. Her brain has developed.
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I mean, you're telling me that Kip seen this sexy ass poster on
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her wall for her entire teenagehood and then he was
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like, you know what? You can go stay in his home and
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babysit him. She didn't need to do that.
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She just could have went to the rodeos only.
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She didn't need to do any of it. He's just like, she's getting
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old. She's 25.
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I want damn grand babies. That's literally what he was.
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Damn. Uterus.
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And you can't tell me otherwise. He was like, she's getting a bit
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crossed. Them eggs are dry and they are
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faster than corn, right? Corn eggs of hers.
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So he's like, holy shit, better get fur.
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Last. He loves red.
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I feel like if he was his daughter, he would bone red
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immediately. Yeah.
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I also feel like he's been waiting like 10 years to set
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them up. Exactly.
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Yeah. He remembers the posters that
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were on her. He was.
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So he was a lot more chill for someone that was like, you can't
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sleep with my daughter. Exactly.
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Yeah. And then he was just.
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He may as well just wink and have a twinkle in his eye when
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he said it. He was just so obvious.
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That electricity should have been crackling in the air at
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this point. I've just kept talking about it.
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Do you know how, for some unknown reason, when we're
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talking about the male character and we're describing his looks,
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it's always worn in powdery, dusty jeans?
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Jeans that are falling apart? Why are we so obsessed with men
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being so crusty? And they kept saying them
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wranglers because he had a wranglers.
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You're OK, You're telling me. He had a Wrangler sponsorship
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and he was wearing crusty old warning stretched out jeans
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Every day. There was a rip in the seam.
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His Dick was out. He's got the DNA of 25 other
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girls on it. He doesn't wash it.
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The way this man is constantly wanking, there's some sand
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stains as well. You know what?
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Yeah, because he said frequently that he was going to have a date
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with his hand. It's like.
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OK. But you know what?
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I don't understand? And I only realized this when I
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was quickly flicking through people's reviews.
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Does this man have a ponytail? Yes.
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What 2016 disaster? Did we just enter like a man
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bun? Yeah.
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Or a ponytail. A band bun.
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A band bun. A band bun.
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Ponytails very different to man bun.
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I like man buns. I feel like I did at the time.
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I don't know what I would do if I was presented with one in
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person, right? Now, no, I love long hair on
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men. I'm confused about it because
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inside of the book they he said He put his head back and it
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touched his shoulders. So I'm like, it wasn't that long
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and then it was ponytail esque at the end.
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Of those tiny ponytails down the bottom.
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Oh yeah. But he's got an old beard.
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Yeah, I know. That's fine.
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When you've got no hair and you just got the little little
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pokey. Being at the front and then like
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pretty tall at the back. He's got enough business in the
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front party, in the back, shaved Billy Ray Cyrus literally was.
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Shaved at the front like more party in the back.
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Can we pretend that he's actually Billy Ray Cyrus?
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Sure, that's. Horrible.
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Straight up we've got this idea where we're told that Rhett has
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a reputation of being such a manhoe.
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He never demonstrated at once. It's the typical thing in a
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romance book. We.
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Only as the audience come in, once they've reformed their
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hoary ways. Yeah, because we're not
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comfortable with his past. No, man, that's a full manhoe
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can fully turn that off. No.
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And how is he surrounded 24/7 by women and he's not interested in
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them? But how much popularity does
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being a bull rider really give you?
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I feel. Like a lot in maybe in a small
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town, so. Have you seen?
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Have you watched a bull ride? Yes.
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Recently. I don't get it though.
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It's not part of, it's not part of my chemistry.
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OK, you're so boring. Thanks.
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I strive to be boring. You just strive for the normal
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man. I know.
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Where is he? Where is the fantasy?
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Where is the fiction? It's none of it.
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There's one man with a nine to. 595.
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She's paying job. And not a pedophile.
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What? And just not a pedophile.
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The. Guys in these books?
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Borderline pedo. Like what is with the child?
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Size chaps comment. To be fair, she probably is
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tiny. Yeah, but.
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Then why does he like it? I didn't read too much into it.
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Oh, OK, so I never. I was like I must have skimmed.
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That's why I was like, it's gross that he would.
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Say that my brain seen the red flag and was like, you know
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what, erase the race. Race, Yeah.
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Just let's not go there. Yeah, yeah.
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It was like, you don't need this right now, girl.
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You know what? It was maybe like 10 percent,
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20% into the book. I'm tired of this exact carbon
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coffee, man. Why are you grumpy?
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They're always so exactly grumpy.
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The same way. Grump, Crump, Crump.
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You know what I mean. Like, start exploring my booty
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hole. Relax little bit, Go get a
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massage, do some meditation. Something's missing from all
17:35
these exact carbon coffee. Grumpy men, you.
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Need a little spice? You need to calm down whatever
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stick you've got up your. Ass.
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Leave it up, released the whole. Thing like this reminded me
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exactly like what was that guys name Knox or whatever from
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things that you never get over. Yeah, that I actually think
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that's what. No, that's not what I was
17:57
referring to with the jeans. It was not.
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It was him, though. But it was Archer's voice with
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the disintegrating genes as well.
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Yeah, Knox is the one that was peeing in the Bush.
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Yeah, at least he had that going for him.
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Rhett is like straight up and down.
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He doesn't have a single personality trait, he.
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Doesn't though, like, that's what I was kind of confused
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about. I'm like, OK, he's country.
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He used to be a man whore. He doesn't get medical
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assistance, which is what every straight.
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Man, So he's really just a 70 year old man.
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In the 30 year old man's body, yeah.
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No man that works on a farm goes to the doctors until they're
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half dead, their arms falling off.
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Where's a man that's happy about 10% of his life?
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Where are they? Because they're not in books.
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In book 4. Book.
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Four. Oh my God.
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You know what, When we were like, I don't know, 25% through
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the book, I was like, I kind of like this book because of how
18:49
low stakes everything is. They're arguing about warm milk
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in a pub amongst fucking funny when they're all adults.
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I was like, you can't get lower than this.
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So if you've got a lot going on in your life and you need a very
19:01
subtle escapism, go get this book.
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No, it's good. Nothing lifts up off the ground
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drama wise. Yeah, you're just stalling.
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I kind of liked it though then in the bar though, and this poor
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girl taking over just constant little Milky drinks.
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Yeah, what's? Been the other girl rubbing his
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back. Like, I'm so sorry that someone.
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That the Laura girl. Yeah, I think so.
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I think she's. Just a buckle Bunny and it's
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just all over him. I feel like they're fucked in
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the past and then it's that typical.
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I hate her now. Yeah, why do they always do?
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That I don't know. To be fair, she's a little
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cringe. But he's looking around the bar
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and he's like, who could it possibly?
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Who else could it be? Literally, your brothers are
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sitting over there. I'm like Bailey was giving the
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drinks back to. The brother and exactly.
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And you're like you didn't look over there and see the drinks
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back on that table? He glanced over once and he's
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like, someone's talking to my brother and then he just, it
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couldn't be them. He's definitely not a detective.
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No, there's a reason why he's up on that bull, risking his life
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every night. Because the brain has been
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rattled. The brain.
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Is not even. There anymore, like there's five
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people in this pub. There's like.
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Barely. Anyone in there?
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It's like that little group and. Then all the women around him
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and 1 old man. On the other side, and he's
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like, who? Knows nobody who could have been
20:23
oh so good. Summer's normally a city girl.
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Yes, and because her dad told her you're babysitting right now
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to make sure he doesn't put his foot in any other promo that
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he's got going. Yeah, fuck up his entire career.
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She's moving to the country and she loves it.
20:39
Yeah. How?
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Convenient and how convenient. She learns how to ride horses.
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Oh, exactly. What city girl just knows how to
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ride? Horse's city girl.
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A rich one, apparently, Yeah. What does she want?
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She just wants, well, she's an intern, she's not an intern,
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She's freshly hired, so I think she's just trying to prove
21:00
herself. But she's trying to become an
21:01
agent, I guess. Yeah, not really a.
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Legal degree. She said it was easier with the
21:07
contracts to read through the contracts.
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OK, I would just do a course online.
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I wouldn't do a whole degree. But anyway, she's rich.
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It doesn't matter. Who cares?
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Who? Cares.
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What better time to waste your time than in law school?
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Yeah, so she's smart because she finished that.
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I don't know what else she wants in life, really.
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She's not looking to date. She's got a redheaded friend.
21:28
Of course, she's probably got big titties.
21:29
Her name's Willa. Big titty redhead friend.
21:32
Honestly, if I had a little snippet of everyone's book, I
21:35
would read Willa's book before. I read Summers probably already
21:39
early on. She's kind of pointing out like,
21:42
bro, you don't look after yourself, you don't do fucking
21:45
physio, You have all these previous injuries that you're
21:47
not maintaining. She's like, what food are you
21:49
eating today? Just coffee, apparently.
21:52
And it's like, if he's an athlete and he's trying to do
21:54
this job properly, why doesn't he do basic medical care?
21:57
No, I don't understand a single thing about this man.
22:00
She's almost a decade younger than him and she has to nag him
22:03
about this basic stuff. If I was like, wouldn't I give
22:06
you the biggest ick? You're coming in and being his
22:07
mummy. There was one time she actually
22:09
bribed him to go to an appointment.
22:12
It was when they were eating the food.
22:14
She was like, I will eat the food.
22:15
If you go to an appointment next week, stop it.
22:19
It's interesting because she's kind of, like, acknowledges that
22:22
he was her childhood crush. Yeah.
22:24
But she's like, no, I'm going to be professional.
22:27
She's my. Dad said not to fuck him so I
22:29
won't the end. Her friend is like, get on top
22:33
of him and fuck him out and it's like.
22:34
Come. She's like, ride him.
22:37
Well, what's the worst that could happen?
22:38
There's nothing. It doesn't even matter right
22:39
now. No, it doesn't.
22:41
I suppose so. If you're trying to you become
22:43
an agent, You don't want to be known for sleeping with the
22:46
athletes. Especially your first ever
22:48
proper client that was yours. It's like that's the last thing
22:51
you should be doing. It was really awkward when they
22:54
were bonding over both having dead mums and then of course
22:58
well. She has these stuff and dead.
22:59
Immediately after. Always.
23:02
We can never just be sad. It's always.
23:06
The trauma leads into some kind of sexual action.
23:08
Is this when she was rubbing his shoulders?
23:10
I think so. She's blind as fuck.
23:12
You're telling me that she had a hard on and she was just
23:16
oblivious? You're telling me that he didn't
23:19
just acknowledge he thought she was hot?
23:22
He's obsessed. He's obsessed from the.
23:24
Beginning the second he saw her, it's very obvious.
23:27
And then she goes, He hates me. I'm like, when does he ever?
23:32
No. But The thing is, he never was
23:35
hateful towards her. He just didn't want a
23:37
babysitter. Yeah, he she could have just
23:39
went to the rodeo. Anyway, we get what is the
23:42
point? What is the point?
23:44
The first time they ever get touchy, they're at a rodeo.
23:48
This is when he's hurt his shoulder and she's rubbing into
23:51
him, but her heater is out in her room and of course wherever
23:56
they are is fucking freezing. You know, one bed troping it
24:00
down to the tea. What hotel is going to have zero
24:04
other? Well, I guess if it's a rodeo,
24:06
yeah, the hotels are booked. Yeah, I've driven through a town
24:08
before where everything was booked out because of like, a
24:11
egg show. It's fucking insane.
24:14
But she's like eating chicken wings and she's got sauce.
24:18
And this was the turning moment for these two, because he had to
24:21
rub the sauce off them, the juicy.
24:24
Lips. And immediately they were trying
24:27
to fart. Straight to jail?
24:28
Straight to jail they didn't. He didn't let her put her cold
24:32
little tooties on his legs. Do we like the one bed trope?
24:37
It depends on how it's used. It's just so obvious.
24:40
It's just one of those real obvious ones that drives me
24:43
nuts. But I think in a fantasy book,
24:44
it's ridiculous because shut up, it's a fantasy book.
24:47
Well, they didn't have sex. They were cuddling.
24:51
See, in this way it's kind of cute because it's kind of low
24:52
key. Believed.
24:53
And then in the morning he was just, he laid in the bed for
24:56
like a couple of hours, just watching us sleep.
24:58
OK, that's weird. With the big ass erection.
25:03
Was she actually acknowledging that she thinks he's hot at this
25:05
stage yet? Yeah, all the time.
25:07
Well, then what? She's just trying to be a
25:09
professional are. You going to be?
25:11
Professional with your leg entangled with the client like
25:15
in a wash Red. I mean, it didn't.
25:17
Later this morning. I'm like, it didn't even last
25:19
that long of being professional because immediately after
25:22
they're at the hospital and she makes out with him because her
25:25
ex is fucking there and. Wasn't it?
25:27
Weren't they in the car park? Yeah.
25:29
What like of all places it was giving Twilight When they're
25:33
outside the school, I don't know why.
25:34
Yeah. Imagine, Imagine.
25:40
I don't know why that's the area I imagined when they said park
25:43
like force, it's giving cold car park I.
25:46
Don't. But how?
25:47
Country if you're. Washing cars there and you knew
25:51
it was your ex's car and it had a personalized plate.
25:53
That's why they did it. Yes, but would you assume he's
25:56
in the? Car.
25:57
He was in the car. OK, maybe I'm thinking Australia
26:00
and it's so fucking hot that no ones.
26:02
No, willingly. Sitting in a car.
26:03
No ones willingly sitting in A. Car this is like a cold place
26:06
but. I mean, it was like, did I say
26:09
Reed again? Yes, I don't.
26:13
Know what you were. Saying Yeah, I'm like, I've
26:17
decided in my head that he's Reed retinol cream.
26:21
Little retinol was like he's probably in the car, we should
26:25
just make out to piss him off. But imagine that being your
26:28
first kiss with somebody new. You're trying to make your ex
26:31
jealous. Yeah, I mean, it's not hard.
26:34
He's personalized plates with Doctor Hart.
26:36
Honestly, if I ever dated a man with the plates, Doctor Hart, I
26:41
would never date a man again. It's not OK.
26:43
It's actually embarrassing. That's the most embarrassing
26:47
thing. I'm.
26:47
Putting on a show and then you casually walk closer and you
26:50
realize no one's in the. Car like and it's just like her
26:53
sister instead, No? She's.
26:58
Carrying the car today doesn't care.
27:00
It's just someone totally different.
27:02
It's just the ballet. Just like he's.
27:07
Her dad. It's just the doctor's dad.
27:11
It's just the doctor's personal assistant.
27:13
I'm like. Well, her sister was married
27:16
twin, so it could. Have been if anyone?
27:20
Just getting out of the car. I'm just checking on you.
27:22
I just flew in and. Borrowed his car.
27:26
Oh. But imagine that being the first
27:28
kiss you have with somebody. I know, but.
27:29
Rita Skeeter was out here like we we need to make out to make
27:35
him jealous. Everything that is anything
27:38
aligned with fake dating makes me want to projectile from it.
27:43
Stop it. Whose benefit it was.
27:46
For his, it was for his own benefit.
27:50
OK, yes. But also, if your ace is insane
27:54
and you kind of think he's Loki's still stalking you,
27:56
right? Because that's what she thought.
27:57
Yeah. Why would you spur that on?
28:00
Well, it didn't. At some point before this
28:02
moment, he pointed out that they don't televise the rodeo.
28:06
So he's What is this man Googling?
28:09
He's got a Google alert for her because I would have known.
28:13
He's like oh. But how would he know?
28:15
Because Winter hates summer. Well, she could have just
28:19
mentioned it in passing. Yeah, true.
28:21
Oh, Summer's living at so and so, because blah.
28:22
Blah's her new client, and then he keeps sniffing around.
28:26
Oh, doggy. That's wrong.
28:27
Little doggy boy, That's Rob. How old do you reckon Rob is?
28:31
Because 87100% he's an old crippled.
28:36
Man. Wait, that was wrong.
28:40
Hairline receding. You know what?
28:43
He works. It's fun.
28:45
You know what all? Guys say.
28:47
Up the Duff well. Wait, which one even is it?
28:50
Were you looking for the toilet? No.
28:52
The fart for the police. He be groomed.
28:57
Her. He.
28:57
Did he be groomed? So she said he waited until she
29:01
was 18 and seen her at a bar. Yeah, Dated for two years.
29:05
Well, not dated. Slept with each other.
29:08
So until she was 20. Foul.
29:09
And then he has been with her sister for five.
29:13
Years broke it off. With her, For her, but.
29:15
Then gave her the idea that things could still.
29:19
He's keeping her on a little leashy.
29:22
She was his fucking client. Before that patient, I just want
29:26
to know how old he is because, one, he would have had to go
29:29
through medical school and he's a high class surgeon.
29:34
Heart surgery? Exactly.
29:35
So is he. Surely in his 40s.
29:39
Well, how old is winter? She's only a couple years older
29:43
than her. So she'd be like 30, let's say
29:45
2930 at. Most, yeah.
29:48
At most. So they're fake making out and
29:52
then she realizes I like him. So why does she care about being
29:58
professional every other time? But she's out in public and then
30:01
now she doesn't care. And she was like, oh, what if
30:04
someone's? Nobody cares, Gully.
30:07
Nobody. Cares.
30:07
Nobody cares your. Dad doesn't even care, and he's.
30:09
I'm like you're the header. Of a PR company.
30:12
Yeah, he's gonna make that go away.
30:14
He set it up and he. Matchmaker.
30:17
He did that on purpose. You can't tell me otherwise.
30:20
I know. You were trying to be
30:22
professional, but at the first rodeo you were trying on chaps
30:24
and you can't tell me that he wasn't on his knees at this
30:28
point for this girl. When they have their first
30:30
sexual experience right? How did it end up being like all
30:34
roads lead back to Rob all the time and it's so weird.
30:38
It was Emmett this time. Emmett.
30:41
Yeah. So how they first had sex was
30:44
they were at a rodeo. She was like, I can't do this.
30:46
We've got to be professional or whatever.
30:48
He was talking to a girl that was asking about Theo and then
30:52
she went to a pub with Emmett. The the grossest sounding,
30:58
honestly, he literally sounds like he has scabies.
31:02
Emmett has scabies. You can't convince me otherwise.
31:05
It shouldn't. It's Cannon.
31:06
This man's crusty. He's got fleas.
31:09
Why do I not even remember him? He was some really annoying,
31:12
like feral against women, one that popped up every now and
31:16
then, but she went to the pub with him and they were doing
31:20
like body shots. She put his hat on and he
31:25
knocked his hat off and was like doing body shots off her.
31:28
And that's how it that's how it started.
31:29
If it takes other men's actions to act on a girl, it's about the
31:34
other men. Yeah.
31:36
That's what happens with Rhett. He's so influenced.
31:39
Yeah. By anyone.
31:41
What I meant by it LED back to Rob was when she's like, Rob
31:44
never went down on me and it's like.
31:46
Sorry. And then she got major thigh
31:49
rash with his beard. What is it with groomy,
31:51
disgusting men not knowing how to eat pussy?
31:54
Bare minimum. I don't even know how winter's
31:56
with him. Fuck him off.
31:58
The beard got mentioned more than the actual sex.
32:00
Yeah, I was like, is the beard doing all the?
32:02
Work. Is the beard in the room with
32:04
us? Literally, the beard was working
32:07
overtime. I don't know about you, but I'm
32:09
not a fan of scratchy beards near my Hoo ha.
32:12
No. That's sensitive skin, girl.
32:15
Ripping that shit up, she. Was like, yes, tear.
32:18
It up before they have sex. But he puts whipped cream in her
32:22
mouth and it's like, do you want it to be my comment?
32:24
I'm like, calm down, You're in the what?
32:26
You're in the communal hallway, Sir.
32:28
Exactly. And it's like, why though?
32:31
Why is he so dirty out of nowhere?
32:32
For what? For what?
32:33
What do you? Turn down for what could you
32:36
imagine? Rachel every other time of the
32:39
day. But then the second that they're
32:41
in the bedroom, he's all suave and like.
32:44
Sexy. Good girl.
32:45
Get down on your knees. Eat my cum bitch like.
32:49
Yeah, shut up. Shut up.
32:50
That's not happening. I know, but he did this in the
32:53
hallway and I'm like actually walking down the hallway and
32:57
you? See.
32:58
This scene and you're like, I'm actually just gonna leave now.
33:04
Depending on how hot they are, you're just in the corner with
33:06
popcorn. You're like free porn for who?
33:09
I didn't even have to pay for this.
33:11
But immediately after, of course, robs calling her again.
33:16
Wasn't he calling them during a few times?
33:18
That's what I mean. He's calling her again.
33:21
He's like, you don't want to date a man like this.
33:23
I don't know why it matters. You're a 50 year old man.
33:26
Exactly. She's getting eaten out while on
33:30
the phone to Rob. I understand that it's funny,
33:33
but also don't give Rob the satisfaction of hearing you.
33:36
He does. He deserves the phone.
33:38
I suppose it was like a possessive thing.
33:39
But also you don't know if he's ranking to you later.
33:42
Regardless of who's eating you out, he would be.
33:45
He's such a creep. But why does he even have the
33:48
privilege of calling you blogby hell blocked?
33:52
Well, there's a couple of times where she was like, oh, I'll see
33:55
you at my next appointment because, you know, he's her
33:58
heart surgeon, but block his personal number and make him
34:02
only ring you from the hospital. Wouldn't you just fucking report
34:05
him? Because at this point you
34:06
shouldn't even be his patient. Hello.
34:09
Hello. Surely she can go fly somewhere
34:11
else. They're rich.
34:12
She could fly somewhere else to see a different specialist.
34:14
It doesn't have to be him. But Rob, there's something
34:18
really annoying to me about Insta Love because they have one
34:25
DNM conversation about their dead mum.
34:27
This is just any story, right? It's always a dead mum.
34:29
Or their abusive dad. Yes.
34:31
Pick a poison. It's those two.
34:33
I have never in my real little life, ever fallen in love with
34:38
someone. Instantly because they one.
34:40
Instantly. Or one?
34:42
Have I ever had a conversation with anyone about their dead mum
34:45
or abusive? Literally.
34:47
And it didn't lead to immediate sex.
34:49
How dare it not? Where's the fiction in my life?
34:52
I feel like we're very much the same in real life.
34:54
We would never instantly fall in love with someone.
34:56
That's just our personality type.
34:57
We're always skeptical. Just like what?
34:59
What? Yeah, they're constantly talking
35:02
about him not having support and I'm like, OK, fair, he doesn't.
35:07
But he has support in every other interviews life.
35:10
It's just with the one thing and it's fair.
35:12
They don't want him to die. And it's his fault for not
35:15
opening up to them. It's his choice.
35:18
If we took a shot every time we heard Princess, we would be dis.
35:24
Honestly, I know he's calling her it out of spite a little bit
35:27
first, because Kit does. But you can't have a nickname in
35:32
sex that your dad calls you on a daily basis.
35:35
Exactly. Find another one.
35:37
Where is the the creativity? But he's such a dad.
35:41
Insert he is. Oh no, because they're the same.
35:46
They were both being the same Playboy.
35:48
Stop it. That's why kid loves him.
35:50
Low key. It's the weird dynamic.
35:53
That is fucking foul it. Is you?
35:56
Didn't you? Didn't.
35:57
That is foul. That's why he picked him.
35:59
No, it's like he reminds me of me.
36:02
Fuck sake. I know.
36:04
Can't have anything nice. Person they.
36:07
She's fucking out, actually. There's like a text message in
36:11
there. Do you know the one I'm talking
36:12
about? He's like, I hope he's not being
36:13
too much of Dick And she goes, I live with you, I can handle
36:17
Dicks. And then she goes, forget I said
36:19
that and he's like already deleted.
36:20
I'm like, absolutely not I. Know.
36:22
Absolutely. It was flirty.
36:24
And tone all. Their messages are flirty and
36:27
tone and I'm like, calm down I. Know it's scary.
36:30
I'm like I either have a non existent relationship with my
36:33
father or this one's just incesty.
36:35
This one's incesty. OK.
36:36
Thanks. I feel like.
36:37
Kipps the type would be like. So how was she?
36:40
Right, right. To read afterwards.
36:42
Although, like if you at my daughter.
36:45
He was the I would marry Ivanka if no, I wasn't her dad.
36:49
That's literally him. Stop it.
36:54
Dad. Kip has a heart attack, but
36:56
someone doesn't know about it for hours because Winter doesn't
36:58
tell her. Nah.
36:59
Gets a random call. Hey, Summer, are you sitting
37:02
down? Are you home?
37:03
Where are you at? Like, what's going on?
37:05
When did Dad had a heart attack? Just real casual.
37:07
Just casual because winter. 'S a doctor, yes.
37:09
So she's kind of on top of it. She's kind of knows what to
37:11
expect. She doesn't really.
37:13
She's fine, yeah, but then everyone's mad at winter,
37:16
understandably. They're mad because she took a
37:18
couple of hours, but then her dads, like I told her, not
37:21
exactly. So why are we mad at Winter?
37:24
We don't know the relationship between Kip and winter.
37:26
Could it be exactly the same? Yeah.
37:28
Or it could be really bad, and that's why winter doesn't like
37:32
summer. Well, they said it is different.
37:34
Yeah, cuz I feel like. He pity.
37:37
Summer more and he took summer in more because the mum was that
37:41
situation. I would love to read Winter's
37:43
book. Out of all of them, Winter's
37:45
book is the one that I want to read.
37:47
Actually Loki feel bad about winter also.
37:50
She has daddy's. New fuck boy comes onto the
37:53
scene when dads just had a heart attack.
37:55
Explodes Summers biggest life secret, which involves winter.
37:59
And then no one checks in about how winter's feeling.
38:01
And Summers just like, please, I need to talk to you about it.
38:05
Yeah. Go take her some flowers.
38:07
You know where she lives, you bitch.
38:09
Go check on that properly. Literally.
38:12
Winter practically just found out her husband is practically a
38:15
pedophile. Yeah, and was sleeping with her
38:18
sister and. She had no idea.
38:19
Nah. Could you imagine meeting this
38:21
man you think is amazing to work in the same field, Very excited.
38:26
But your sister does not tell you.
38:29
It doesn't matter what relationship you have with your
38:31
sister. Before she got married, she
38:33
should have fucking told her if. He didn't because he should have
38:37
told her. Yes.
38:38
Obviously I feel like she's the ultimate victim in all this.
38:41
She is. She's a bitch.
38:42
But I understand why. Yeah, I'm like when you put it
38:45
all down to it. Her mum has been a.
38:47
Bitch. Abusing Summer.
38:49
So probably Winter because she was pinning them against each
38:52
other. Her dad favors Summer and then
38:55
her husband was sleeping with her sister.
38:57
I would hate someone to pedophile and she's by the end
39:00
of the book she's pregnant. Winter's pregnant with Rob's
39:03
child. Horrible.
39:05
She should be fucking kicking her in the head at this point.
39:09
I would have had a mental breakdown.
39:11
Literally. But also, no one expected her to
39:13
have a break. They're just like, oh, Winter,
39:15
Like, why aren't you messaging someone backer?
39:18
She's got a workout of marriage. She's got one working out of
39:20
marriage and two, she already has this strange relationship
39:23
with her sister. Yeah, it's your fucking husband
39:26
and your literal sister and these two people who are the
39:30
closest people to essentially didn't say a fucking thing.
39:33
Not a thing. Red is the person that explodes
39:36
this out in public, in front of everyone.
39:38
I don't. Understand him as a person at
39:40
all for this because it does not track for him even in the
39:43
slightest. Is he that stupid?
39:46
So the dads lying there pretty much on death's door?
39:49
Not really. He's recovering, He's got Ivy in
39:52
heart, heart rate, beep. And yeah, he's got a drip.
39:55
And then? Rhett just barges in, realizes
39:58
that Rob's married to Winter, realizes that Rob is the ex,
40:01
obviously puts two and two together and just spews
40:05
everything in front of everyone and wants to bash old man.
40:08
Loudly, too, and loudly. Literally says stop and he keeps
40:13
going. Yeah.
40:14
Oh my God. And then later, so they need a
40:17
bit of a break. She's like can't handle you
40:19
right now. They have a little bit of time
40:21
apart, right? Which makes sense after a big
40:23
blow up like that. She's fucking upset and crying
40:25
the whole time, worried about her system more than right,
40:27
obviously. And then right and her get
40:29
together eventually to have a conversation and then he goes,
40:32
you shouldn't care about what everyone thinks.
40:34
You should have just told everyone.
40:36
Yeah, he doubled down. He didn't even apologize.
40:40
But he could have alternatively pulled them all into Kip's room.
40:44
I know we don't want Kip to hear, but instead of yelling out
40:47
entire. Meanwhile, this girl's probably
40:50
been going there since she was like 14.
40:53
Just like staff listening. Yeah, instead of denying it,
40:56
though, Rob goes. You were supposed to keep your
40:59
mouth shut so he just. Confirms it in front of winter.
41:02
I know. And then the dad.
41:05
Well, yeah, and the dad, he gets punched in the face by Rep and
41:08
then she's just like, unless you want me to take it publicly, you
41:13
will not sue him or go after him or anything.
41:16
But you've already loudly said it in the doctor's waiting room,
41:20
right? Surely someone has enough
41:23
professionalism to report it. Report it?
41:26
Someone would have had to. Report it.
41:27
Unless no one heard the full story.
41:29
Oh, I don't know. Now it's just people saying
41:31
stuff. Yeah.
41:32
So if you were listening to that, if you were like a nurse
41:34
in the background, you'd probably be like, I don't want
41:36
to risk reporting something that's not even that my
41:39
business, aren't I? That's how things don't get
41:41
reported, people. She doesn't go to the next
41:43
rodeo. They're having a break.
41:45
They're watching it on an iPad. And Theo, he doesn't wear a
41:49
fucking helmet while bull riding.
41:51
Don't ask me why, it sounds like an idiot.
41:53
He gets knocked out unconscious and Rat just dives onto his body
41:58
as a bull. He's coming, full charge.
42:00
As in you. How does he only have a broken?
42:03
Come on, he'd be dead. Dead.
42:05
Yeah, but how convenient that he gets himself into physical harm.
42:09
And then he ends up at the hospital and instead of just
42:13
being a nice person, he has a go out her for something well.
42:17
He does. He goes, you should just not
42:19
care what people think and just be able to confront people about
42:22
everything. It's like, that's like how the
42:23
world works when you're a woman. Yeah.
42:25
Yeah. She's working towards becoming
42:27
an agent at this time. Yeah.
42:29
Why would you wanna ruin your entire career over some sucking
42:33
the sleeves for? And what if that goes to the
42:36
media? So forever They're going to call
42:38
you the girl who once likely reported, because you know how
42:41
they always get yes. Always against falsely accused.
42:45
Yeah. So you're going to be the one
42:47
that falsely accused or the one that slept with your client?
42:50
Exactly. She hasn't even processed that
42:52
she was groomed yet. No.
42:53
She has no idea. No, I don't think she ever does.
42:57
He's right, but his delivery was absolutely trash.
42:59
Like there's a way of traumatizing, if that's what
43:02
you. Think wouldn't you take your
43:03
partner side way later and be like I didn't know Rob was
43:06
married to your fucking sister blah blah blah Work out the
43:09
grooming 1st and then be like I think you should report him in
43:11
the correct way. Don't just fucking punch people.
43:15
He deserved it though. But but for him, it's just an
43:18
ego trip of being a. Man, I also do not understand
43:22
why Kip was not more offended by it.
43:25
Well, he did ask her questions. He was like, how long do it
43:28
last? And he was like, oh fuck, that
43:29
was it. But that was it.
43:30
Whereas if he's so doting on his daughter.
43:34
I think he doesn't care as much about winter.
43:36
And of course, like, after he gets pummeled by the bull, which
43:39
was hilarious to me because I was like.
43:41
Yeah. I was like, he deserves to
43:43
fucking die. Just in the dirt.
43:45
Like in the dirt. Crying, Crying.
43:49
Rolling. Just absolutely devastated.
43:52
Just indeed. These are probably ripped
43:53
because they're so old. In terms?
43:56
Of asshole is out. Yeah, gored out with the fucking
44:00
bullhorn. Just like intestines all over
44:03
the ground. That's what I wanted for him.
44:06
Unfortunately, we didn't. Get that?
44:07
No. He survived.
44:09
Just to stalk her afterwards, I was like, he's in hospital, I
44:13
don't know how he got there because you know how he's like
44:16
he was. No one, no one giving medical
44:18
care so I can keep bull riding he got.
44:20
There. Because the ambulance was like
44:22
get in the seat. Because he was with Theo, Theo
44:24
was unconscious and then he was bull riding the next day with a
44:28
helmet on. Thank God you know.
44:30
When he's in the hospital, she comes to help him.
44:33
She's kind of devo. She's like, oh, I do care about
44:35
him. I hope he's OK.
44:36
And then he turns around and with his full chest goes.
44:40
You're pretty much a pocket pussy to me for two weeks.
44:44
How did she? Come there.
44:45
Trying. To get an apology from him and
44:48
then he turned around and pretty much he was like, this is.
44:50
Fucking sex. Acting like he didn't tell her
44:53
he was obsessed with her. That's just me leaving the
44:59
orbit. Leaving the country.
45:00
After hearing that, I was like. You can't be that fucking mad at
45:04
her. She's like crying.
45:06
She thought he was dead pretty much too.
45:08
He's like, well, I wish you were dead.
45:11
That's basically what he's like. You know, But dead enough,
45:14
bitch, you know what? Though it really brought into
45:16
context the timeline. This whole book happens in two
45:20
months flat. Yeah, so they were only sleeping
45:23
together for two weeks at that point.
45:24
So at that point I was like, girl, this is your sign to get
45:27
out. Of this shit.
45:27
I'm like if anytime this is the. Time to around, he purposefully
45:31
said something to you to make you sound like a complete piece
45:34
of ass. Yeah, and then he wonders why he
45:37
never has support. Oh, absolutely.
45:40
Why are you that mad? I've never gotten an argument
45:43
with my partner and he's been that man to say something like
45:45
that to me. But you know, if women said the
45:47
equivalent of that, we would get murdered.
45:49
That's why we don't do it. Oh, I think I'm like, dude,
45:53
where's the love and where's the respect?
45:55
You love them. But where's the respect?
45:56
Right. It's nowhere is the respect in
45:58
the room with. Us.
45:59
Were they already saying I love you at this point?
46:01
Because I feel like they were. I feel like it had gone that
46:04
far. You know what though?
46:05
There was no anal, so how could they possibly love each other?
46:09
Well, it's not true love. There was no booty.
46:11
Hole. No, there definitely was no
46:13
booty hole. There was no finger in the.
46:15
Ass. No.
46:16
Not even, not not even. There was.
46:18
No thought. There was not even a thought of
46:22
penetration. In the asshole.
46:25
And then he proceeded to. Text stalker.
46:28
Yeah, he was double, triple, triple, quadruple in texting.
46:31
Her. Yeah.
46:33
He was like, Oh no, I fucked up. Beyond fucked her.
46:36
She's just ignoring it, though. She's like, this man's going to
46:40
rodeos. Why aren't you going to steal
46:42
your shit from his house when he's at the rodeo?
46:45
How much stuff could yeah, true. I'm sure his dad would have let
46:48
her in anyway. Like people would have let her
46:51
take her shit. His dad loved her.
46:53
So at this. Point She's rich, so I just
46:55
replace everything. Who does yeah?
46:57
Is it in this part or is it in the epilogue where she fucks her
47:00
in the chaps? That's the epilogue.
47:02
Oh, OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. The child size chaps.
47:04
Yes, that's so. I feel like this is going to be
47:08
a talking queen suit. Foul.
47:11
This is all said and done. He's like, great.
47:13
I just exploded my life and that's what I was trying to do.
47:16
Yeah, Good on you, Brad. Yeah, like that's all he knows
47:19
how to do is explode his own life.
47:21
He's just so damn angry for. What for what?
47:24
For what? For what?
47:25
Your job is riding bulls on the weekend.
47:27
You ride one bull on the weekend.
47:30
And then a lady came into his life that it's only too good for
47:34
him. And then she fulfilled all his
47:36
little mummy dreams and every one of his little needs.
47:41
And then he rejects her. And then he's like And then his
47:44
brother visits him, and it only takes until his brother goes.
47:49
Why the fuck did you do that? He's like I'm.
47:53
Actually a decent girl. His brother pretty much said I
47:56
don't hate Summer. I'm just cranky all the fucking
47:59
time. He's.
48:00
Grumpy. Why does he need all this male
48:03
validation to make a decision on anything, ever?
48:05
He needs a man to tell him what to do.
48:07
I honestly don't think he has a brain function to know what he
48:10
wants to do. He doesn't.
48:11
He can't book his own appointments.
48:12
You telling me you're a whole athlete and the fact that you
48:16
could work out your core muscles and your arm muscles to hold on
48:20
properly for a better result? And you just.
48:23
Not you're not doing it, and you live on coffee all day.
48:26
Well, he pretends to be such an alphabet.
48:28
He's the most beta male that ever existed.
48:30
He waits until men in his life tell him what to do, because he
48:34
was Kip. And then then later it's his
48:36
dad, and then it's his brother. Being like Summer was the only
48:39
girl that made you halfway, decently happy.
48:42
And then he's like. He's like, you know what?
48:44
You're right. How do you not know that?
48:50
Maybe so mad don't wait until the brother comes.
48:53
In my brain is being so rattled. His little brain is just ping
48:57
ponging around his head like crazy.
48:59
I think he has a brain. I think he's just a.
49:01
Hot. Chunk of beef and that's.
49:03
All he is a little beef slice. He's.
49:06
One of those Bros on TikTok that is Lumberjacking and that's it.
49:10
That's all that matters. I love how he just waits until
49:13
all the dads manipulate them into being because like, that's
49:15
just. Kip actually rang Harvey and
49:21
he's like, look, this is what's happening and I need.
49:23
You. I need you to be on my team with
49:27
this one, right? And then Kip.
49:29
Pretty much calls somewhere in. Yeah.
49:32
And he's like, I know rats exploded everything.
49:36
I know he's traumatized you in this career path.
49:39
Literally. And he's like, but I'm going to
49:41
dump you. So you have permission to take
49:43
him back, bitch. He asked her why she liked the
49:47
job and she pretty much said she didn't.
49:49
She just wanted to move on with his legacy.
49:52
And he was like, I like my job, but I don't want you to do it if
49:56
you don't like it. Somehow he's got his head
50:00
screwed on with that. And you know what someone wants
50:02
to do? She wants to be a PT.
50:04
You telling me she? She could have done that in six
50:07
months. She was her whole house, War
50:09
School. She could.
50:11
Have done anything else. And you know what?
50:13
We obviously seen it coming. Because she knew she knew her
50:16
shit about yes, but she could be.
50:18
Like a physio or something. She does massage already.
50:21
Yeah, she would be a good physio for.
50:23
Athletes, for example. We can't dream too high.
50:25
She's a woman, right? We're basically, we're just a
50:31
little bit off the cusp of her being a waitress.
50:34
You know we can't I. Know the fact that she went to
50:36
law school was already too much. I'm so why?
50:39
I don't understand how she wasn't a waitress in law school.
50:42
Exactly. Exactly.
50:43
Exactly. She's kind of dumb too.
50:45
Let's be real. Like, come on now.
50:47
Yeah, yeah, girl. Backbone stop being a big cock
50:50
male as well. They're perfect for each other.
50:56
I don't know who pissed in your complex this morning, but Jesus.
50:59
She succumbs to all of Rhett stalking.
51:02
Yeah, right. Well, her friend convinces her
51:04
to go to the next rodeo, where he's supposed to be.
51:06
Yeah, to get his third fucking belt that he doesn't need.
51:09
Yeah. Make that make sense.
51:11
They had to go all the way to. Vegas.
51:13
First of all. Will I have plans?
51:15
I would not be getting you to go where Brett is.
51:18
I'd be like I need to get Emily away from this idiot.
51:21
I'm a. Hot hunk of an idiot man.
51:23
To be fair, we're lazy people. Well.
51:27
Why is she always chasing him? He hasn't had to do anything in
51:30
this entire relationship but be a complete greedy asshole and he
51:34
gets rewarded for it every time he's done the bare minimum of
51:38
eating puss hello. Maybe that's the pipeline for
51:43
Love in this book. No.
51:45
You know what the pipeline is? It's literally the chicken wing.
51:49
Because he tells her that she was supposed to know that she he
51:53
loved her because he gave her a chicken wing.
51:56
And it's been. Her fault for not interpreting
51:58
that as, oh, he loves me. He never said it once until she
52:02
already said. It.
52:03
And besides that, he was trying to fuck her from the source.
52:08
He's just dripping a little sauce down there.
52:10
He's like oh. So it's the BBQ chicken wing to
52:13
love. It is the butcher and Blackbird
52:16
of. The cowboy community.
52:18
I honestly cannot cope with the fact that he goes.
52:22
You should have known because I gave you a chicken wing.
52:25
Fucking hell. His big love speech was so
52:28
cheesy. It was kind of like the things
52:30
that they say on Married at First Sight or Love is blind
52:32
when they literally don't know the person.
52:34
Yeah, fucking hell. It was so.
52:36
Bad. What a piece of shit.
52:38
So he's at his last rodeo. He's climbing that bull, he's
52:44
getting ready to go and he sees her.
52:46
On it. Clocks are in the crowd, Yeah,
52:48
she yells. I love.
52:49
You. How does he hear that?
52:51
Come on now, I. Think she mouths it.
52:53
And honestly, I can't read lips, so I wouldn't.
52:55
I'd be like what I'd be like. He's too scared, so he hops off
52:59
the bull because he's found someone to love.
53:02
Isn't it hilarious that he's never experienced fear in his
53:05
life until that moment? Bitch, you've been on a bull.
53:08
How many times? Yeah.
53:10
The fear wasn't after one nearly killed you from tossing you in
53:14
the air. So that's that's all he cares
53:17
about now. And he's like, oh, someone
53:20
actually cares if my bag of bones gets major internal
53:23
bleeding. I mean, you know, his dad and
53:26
brothers and he's begging their on their knees daily for this
53:30
man to stop bugging. Bull riding Feel like you're an
53:33
ancient old man at this point. Your bones are dusty and he's
53:38
like no until his brother tells him that some is a good woman
53:43
and he's like. You need confirmation from
53:46
various sources. I don't.
53:48
She's not out here trying to take your dollars.
53:50
How in a book they try so hard to communicate, but it's still
53:54
the miscommunication trope anyway.
53:55
Well, it isn't because they didn't miscommunicate.
53:58
They just suck at expressing themselves so bad that they both
54:02
think they hate each other when nothing has ever indicated that.
54:06
Ever. Oh, they both hate and say that,
54:08
right? But she catches him checking her
54:10
out every day, was the. Sex even good enough?
54:14
For that. To be the reason.
54:15
I don't even remember any of the sex scenes.
54:19
I think there was only one I. Think there was only possibly
54:23
two or three, though the child size chaps don't include.
54:28
That. In the sex scene, he.
54:31
He quits his job, they move on to the branch, then they're
54:35
breeding, they're breeding, and they build a house on the ranch
54:40
where they were fucking in the night.
54:41
They're breeding where they're breeding.
54:43
But don't they just go in his pickup and park somewhere and?
54:46
Breed, they take a. Little little blanket on the
54:51
grass. You know, it's super romantic.
54:54
Yikes. She owns the gym Now she's a
54:57
gym. Gurley through and through.
54:59
Honestly. Vibe.
55:00
Vibe. Love that her life.
55:01
Actually, if it wasn't for rent. And you know what?
55:04
She's like? Making dollars because there's
55:06
so many thirsty women for the hockey players and the bull
55:10
riders it. Would be the perfect place to
55:11
have a gym like that. Yeah, Even if it was female only
55:14
she'd be breaking it in. Yeah, Imagine the amounts of STI
55:17
that are just flowing through that gym.
55:19
Oh. Absolutely not.
55:20
I don't want to think about it, but yeah, and then they're
55:23
fucking in the chat. He He was like.
55:27
Stop. He's like, I bought these ages
55:29
ago. Try them on, touch your toes, I
55:33
feel. Like real chaps, surely?
55:35
If they're proper leather, wouldn't they get hella sweaty?
55:38
Yeah, I mean, the cooch is out. As long as the couch is
55:44
breathing, it's fine. Is that a fetish?
55:48
Is it for me? No.
55:49
It's probably not for me. I don't.
55:51
Know I can't handle being damp. And if anyone knows anything
55:54
about being in Australia is that everyone is damp.
55:57
All the fucking. Time.
55:58
It's nice and cool there. Well, at the time, I don't know
56:01
about the epilogue, but at the time, remember, it was like kind
56:03
of winter. Yeah, it was cold, so yeah, you
56:05
can. Get down on some hay in some.
56:07
Last. Less chaps in the winter?
56:09
Nah. How else are you going to get
56:11
warm except for rolling around on the hay?
56:13
I mean, a fucking sweater maybe? I can't believe I didn't eat
56:16
here until now. I actually prepped myself for so
56:19
many more years I. Can't.
56:23
Believe it. We got through the whole thing.
56:26
I'm so scared. You're possessed.
56:30
It's like a possessed one. Can we just hate it?
56:34
Was another one of those books. Where I felt very much like it
56:38
didn't really achieve lift off, whereas it's on autopilot the
56:42
whole time, and I know I say that about everything.
56:44
I am more tolerable to a cowboy romance on autopilot than a
56:47
billionaire romance. You know what, though?
56:49
I realize even though he has like a little bit of red flags
56:54
he doesn't have, Cowboys never have.
56:57
As many red. Flags.
56:58
As many red flags as any other. Yeah.
57:00
Billionaire. A billionaire.
57:02
Hockey. Yeah, even though he's a bit of
57:05
a Dick. They're very women centered
57:07
around. That's the.
57:09
Stereotype is that they're gentlemanly at their.
57:11
Core. Yeah, because even at the start
57:13
of the book, remember he was hating on her.
57:15
But opening doors for him. Yeah, It's refreshing reading a
57:19
book when they're not full fucking psychotic, I feel.
57:22
Like the only psychotic thing he did was the texting and stopping
57:25
afterwards, which was psychotic. And he did kind of just rock up
57:28
and hope that I don't like that, Like don't track someone down if
57:31
they want to have a break from you.
57:32
Yeah, everything is a manipulation for her, except
57:36
this man. Yeah, she could get with
57:37
anybody. Doesn't have to be.
57:40
I'm like. I feel like she had more
57:43
chemistry with Bo and even Jasper.
57:46
That apparently doesn't work. She had so much more chemistry
57:49
with them, too. I know, See.
57:51
I'd want to see her be like whoop and then hook up with Bo.
57:55
Yes. Before they hooked up.
57:57
I love triangles. I love triangles, but I feel
58:00
like a little. Brother rivalry?
58:02
Yes, that would have elevated this book.
58:05
Yes, it was. At least give us a little bit of
58:08
that. The one thing I hate about
58:09
romance books is they never let the female character be
58:12
attracted to someone else, and if they do, they feel hella
58:14
guilty. For what?
58:16
I want to read the stand alone romance and be confused about
58:20
who they're going to get with. Exactly.
58:21
Not so cookie cutter that you can tell.
58:23
How good would it be to read a book?
58:25
And you're like, she's better with this one and then you're
58:27
like, Oh no, she's better with this one.
58:29
And then you're just back and forth.
58:30
And then in the end it's like when we read Credence, they had
58:35
very mild and it was like 2 seconds and it was like, Oh my
58:38
God. She's going to end up with and
58:40
then she doesn't. And yeah, and we were like,
58:42
Noah's the better brother. And then she ends up with the
58:44
worst one. Literally.
58:46
Take a hard swing and pick the worst one.
58:48
No, you know what? Most hilarious thing was the
58:51
last we did the fine print. Yeah, how she was feeling guilty
58:55
about having a crush on his catfishing profile.
58:58
How good would it have been if? They stopped.
59:01
Yes. Oh my God.
59:02
Maybe we need to write that. We do.
59:04
A contemporary romance? We need to write the little
59:08
weird books we do and sell them for a dollar I.
59:11
Had and this will go on Kindle Unlimited for everyone to get
59:14
for free for two months only enough when I write it enough.
59:18
I had the best smart idea. Yes.
59:21
And I'll share it with you later.
59:22
What should we write this out of?
59:26
Oh, chicken wings. Chicken wings.
59:27
How many chicken? Wings out of five.
59:29
I 3 1/2 chicken wings out of five chicken wings.
59:34
Chicken wings. OK, I actually really like this
59:38
book. It's not bad at all.
59:40
It will. It won't cause a reading slump,
59:43
but it won't. It won't, like, encourage you
59:45
either. This is very pedestrian.
59:47
You didn't really leave the line.
59:49
No, And that's what I mean. It's not horrible.
59:51
I'm not offended by the man. He's just a bit stupid, you
59:55
know? Yeah.
59:56
You know what? I felt bad because last look I
59:59
gave them a 0 because I said it was too on the nose, like it was
1:00:04
too obvious. Oh, honestly, it's just fucking
1:00:07
boring. It's fine.
1:00:08
Yeah, so I that book was worse. So I felt like I couldn't give
1:00:11
this one such a better rating. Well, I was kind of tossing up
1:00:14
between A1 and A2 because I'm just kind of like like, I didn't
1:00:18
hate it. The sex scenes were blah.
1:00:20
Yeah. But I'm never hanging out for
1:00:22
the sex scenes. I'm not really like whoa,
1:00:25
really. Basically a lot of the time I.
1:00:27
Prefer the tension over the sex scenes?
1:00:29
Give us. Proper tension.
1:00:30
That's what was missing, yeah. You know what I think it is?
1:00:34
We're so fucking. Porned out.
1:00:36
Porned out from Dena Vipers because we haven't been.
1:00:39
Ever since. Then ever since then we've been
1:00:41
like, I know this sounds ridiculous, but I really want to
1:00:46
read another ridiculous book like Silver Swan.
1:00:49
We're just like, what the hell is going on?
1:00:51
My friend recommended one that she's got coming in the mail.
1:00:55
Yes, and it's a reverse harem. Yes, it's called Ryan's Rule.
1:00:59
Nah, haven't heard of it, OK? She wants us to read that so
1:01:03
maybe we can do that. Something ridiculous.
1:01:05
So is that it? I feel flawless.
1:01:08
Look out for whatever's gonna be fucking next.
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