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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show January 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, So looking for your dad jokes? Run
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  Speaker 1: a dad jokes eight seven seven forty four, Woody, it's
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four. Wood He keep it, keep
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  Speaker 1: it like, keep it fun, keep it short. Yeah, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: people call up and it's yes, it's a punny like punchline.
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  Speaker 1: But man, does it take a long time to get there.
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  Speaker 2: The suffer through. That's the way the humor was, especially
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  Speaker 2: the old joke books.
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  Speaker 3: It was these like four paragraph setups for like yeah, dogs, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four, Woody Friday dad jokes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And we'll go right to the phones with Christian. Hey, Christian,
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  Speaker 1: how are you.
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  Speaker 3: Love your baby?
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  Speaker 1: Baby? All right?
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  Speaker 4: What's your dad joke?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 6: So why couldn't the toilet paper across the road.
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  Speaker 4: Why couldn't the toilet paper across the road? Why because
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  Speaker 4: it was stuck in the crack.
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  Speaker 6: So if you're talking.
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  Speaker 1: About butts, thank you, Christian, dad joke on the text,
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  Speaker 1: What do you get when you sit on ice too long?
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  Speaker 1: What hoolaroids.
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  Speaker 4: Speak to you?
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  Speaker 1: See Sea bass I always go like, oh god, dad
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  Speaker 1: jokes when you begged me to do the segment.
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  Speaker 4: But now that we've done a couple and then I
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  Speaker 4: remember that you know what it is?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean okay, so let's go to Sea Bess.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, what do you got?
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  Speaker 3: Well? I hate dad jokes for two reasons. Number one,
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  Speaker 3: obviously they're just puns. Number two, the name dad. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: let's get some feminist jokes in here. And as the
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  Speaker 3: lead feminist on the show, did you know that we
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  Speaker 3: don't need to pay the women, the women the same
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  Speaker 3: as men.
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  Speaker 5: We don't.
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  Speaker 3: We don't need to pay them. No, no, just pay
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  Speaker 3: men the same as women. And see how angry they
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  Speaker 3: get it. Yeah, hious, crushed it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if Trevor can one up be on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Trevor, what do you show?
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  Speaker 7: How's it going?
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 6: Dad joke? What do you got?
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  Speaker 2: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a woman?
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  Speaker 1: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a woman? I
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  Speaker 1: think I know where this is going.
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  Speaker 2: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
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  Speaker 6: Oh wow, that's exactly That's why I knew that was going.
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  Speaker 1: It's up a gay guy, not woman, I know, but
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  Speaker 1: I think they were trying to play off of what
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  Speaker 1: you said up. Yeah, yeah, exactly as a feminist.
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  Speaker 4: You should be all about that.
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  Speaker 1: I hate him, Nelson, You're next up, dad.
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  Speaker 4: Joy, What do you got?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 2: So me and my wife walked out of a movie
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  Speaker 2: theater and she said, oh my god, I'm lost, horrible,
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  Speaker 2: And I said, I see a finger sing, I see strange.
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  Speaker 1: I think maybe he went to the theater for the
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  Speaker 1: final episode of Stranger. Let's go to Oscar. Hey, Oscar
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  Speaker 1: lay a good dad joke on us? All right, So
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  Speaker 1: why did the frog destroy all his clothing?
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  Speaker 4: Why did the frog destroy all his clothing?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 5: Because his best friend kept saying rip it?
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  Speaker 8: Dreg Can did contain himself? Yeah, that one was not good,
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  Speaker 8: Greg Gory. Yeah, I saw a sign on an out
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  Speaker 8: of business brothel. The other guy did, Yeah, said we're
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  Speaker 8: clothes beat it getting menace?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, well, I was excited to hear that Apple might
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  Speaker 7: start selling its own cars.
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  Speaker 4: You do sound excited.
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  Speaker 6: Until I heard they wouldn't support windows. Part of the
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  Speaker 6: frog one, What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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  Speaker 4: What kind of send us to frogs wear?
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  Speaker 6: Open toad?
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  Speaker 1: This went off the text what's the difference between a
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  Speaker 1: wife and a battery sea bass?
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  Speaker 2: What it's a preposterous notions.
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  Speaker 1: All here, batteries have a positive side.
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  Speaker 4: I figured that would play your sensibility a lot of.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, I have a question. Why did the jaguar eat
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  Speaker 9: the tightrope walker?
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  Speaker 4: Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
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  Speaker 9: Why it was craving a well balanced meal?
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  Speaker 5: What do you call a bra that you just can't
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  Speaker 5: take off? What's that a booby trap?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, breag, I love this one. You didn't read it
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  Speaker 7: your It's one of your favorite says. When I die,
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  Speaker 7: I want to be creamy cremated, because that's my last
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  Speaker 7: chance to have a smoking, hot body.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what do you call a lazy kangaroo? What a
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  Speaker 1: pouch potato?
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  Speaker 9: What do you get when you cross a lemon and
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  Speaker 9: a cat? What a sour puss?
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  Speaker 1: Back to the phones. Do you guys want technology? Animal?
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  Speaker 9: Animal?
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  Speaker 5: Animal?
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Danielle. Uh, Danielle, what's your
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  Speaker 1: dad joke?
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  Speaker 9: What kind of bear has no teeth?
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  Speaker 4: What kind of bear has no teeth?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know?
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  Speaker 4: Tell bear, that's a good one, Thank you, Dan, Danielle.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to technology with Buck. Hey, Buck, what's your
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  Speaker 4: dad joke?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Good faring to.
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  Speaker 4: Dad joke?
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  Speaker 5: Buck.
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  Speaker 3: What do you buy from an internet dealer?
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  Speaker 4: What do you buy from an internet dealer? What Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to David, Hey, David, how are you? What's
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  Speaker 1: what's your dad joke?
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  Speaker 2: Hey? So turn my walked into a bar and says,
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  Speaker 2: where's the bartender?
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  Speaker 10: Hey?
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  Speaker 11: Oh, I'm not getting I'm not getting like you to enthusiasm,
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  Speaker 11: wants to eat the bar tender like eating tender?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Am I getting? Okay? It's all right, sure is.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to Michelle.
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  Speaker 6: What's up Michelle?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, did you hear about the big thief escaped prison?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't.
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  Speaker 8: Well, the police are coming in the area.
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  Speaker 2: To find him.
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  Speaker 6: Michelle, Thank you? I love you guy. But hey, do
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  Speaker 6: you know how to make a waterbed? Bouncier that spring water?
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  Speaker 4: As a snail riding on a turtle's back? Say?
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  Speaker 1: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks in
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  Speaker 1: case he got a hole in one?
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  Speaker 5: What do you call a hooker in Italy? A postitute?
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  Speaker 4: What do you call a laxative with alphabet soup?
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  Speaker 5: A laxative with alphabet soup?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What letter? Rip?
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  Speaker 9: What did a horse say after it tripped?
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  Speaker 6: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Help?
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  Speaker 9: I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the internet connection on my farm was very weak,
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  Speaker 1: so I moved the motem to the barn. Now I
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  Speaker 1: have a stable connection. Here you go. What do you
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  Speaker 1: call a hundred rabbits and a conga line going backwards?
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  Speaker 3: For you?
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  Speaker 6: Bass?
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  Speaker 1: They say, a receding hairline. That's what This one's really
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  Speaker 1: good for sea Bass?
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  Speaker 6: You like this one?
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  Speaker 1: How are women like hurricanes because they're strong and powerful
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  Speaker 1: when they when they come, they're wet and wild. When
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  Speaker 1: they leave, they take your house and your dog with that.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: How many feminists it takes to change a light bulb?
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  Speaker 4: How many?
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  Speaker 2: None?
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  Speaker 1: It's the light bulb that needs changing.
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  Speaker 6: Truth.
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  Speaker 1: And what did the two strings do in a race?
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  Speaker 1: They tied because their strings. Let's go to Amelia. Hey, Amelia, Hey, Hey, Friday,
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  Speaker 1: dad joke.
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  Speaker 4: What do you got?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: What do you call a homeboy in a nativity scene?
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  Speaker 4: What do you call homeboy in a nativity scene? What
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  Speaker 4: away in a manger? Like me?
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  Speaker 1: Away away in a minute.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm too white to get to get it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm right there with your yeah, right, thank you, Amelia.
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  Speaker 9: I appreciate the delivery.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to Tony Hey, Tony, Hey, what are you?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning?
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  Speaker 5: Good morning?
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  Speaker 4: All right, you got the final one, the final dad joke.
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  Speaker 4: We make it good Man.
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  Speaker 5: From last Yeah. So a host walks into bar.
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  Speaker 1: And bartender ask him, Hey, buddy, what's with the long face? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, menace. I know you just passed
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  Speaker 1: me as Sarah Jessica Parker joke.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 6: That was great.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's how you do the Friday dad joke.
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  Speaker 1: Three, it is time for today stumm ass context and
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  Speaker 1: today's seven's contest is the.
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  Speaker 4: Q iq se basks playing the game to everybody, Please.
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  Speaker 3: I find a nice and drunk person and ask them
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  Speaker 3: just the simplest trivia questions in the world.
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  Speaker 2: So the question to your job is not to answer
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  Speaker 2: the questions.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone knows the answer, but the difficulty is is this
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  Speaker 3: person so drunk that they won't know the answer. So
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  Speaker 3: if you can guess whether they know twice out of
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  Speaker 3: three times, you win.
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  Speaker 1: All right, eight seven, seven forty four. What is the
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  Speaker 1: number that we told you to call if you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to play? And uh, let's go to Aaron.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Addy? You suck it, sir guy. You were trying. You
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  Speaker 1: were trying to jump the gun on me. I know
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  Speaker 1: this and do this decade?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, what.
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  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't Okay, okay, all right, great Aaron, you
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  Speaker 1: ready to play the u IQ?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? Right?
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  Speaker 5: Sweet.
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  Speaker 1: So before we get into the questions that actually count
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  Speaker 1: towards you want an aprise or not, we're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: to know drunk.
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  Speaker 4: Person a little bit. You get little I just are
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  Speaker 4: how with it or not with it?
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  Speaker 1: They are?
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  Speaker 4: And who is this person? Sea mask?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Chris?
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  Speaker 3: And is you about to hear he's a good old
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  Speaker 3: boy and he's not doing no harm?
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  Speaker 4: All right, here is Chris.
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  Speaker 2: I noticed you kind of stumbled around lighting a cigarette.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: What have you been drinking today?
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  Speaker 6: Chris?
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  Speaker 1: Again the darkest of the dark.
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  Speaker 2: So, Chris, you're here by yourself, you're lone wolfing it.
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  Speaker 7: No, I have a fiance over there, she dancing with
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  Speaker 7: her friend.
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  Speaker 2: The girl still hit on you all soon?
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  Speaker 7: Right? No, So I'm what they like to call like
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  Speaker 7: a pee wee herman pip squeak.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have that problem. She likes pip squeaks.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently he sounds like a little guy he sounds like
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  Speaker 1: Minnie Matthew McConaughey Conna, Yeah, a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Matthew McConaughey trademarked all right, all.
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  Speaker 6: Right, all right, yeah her himself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, for the voice likeness, for the everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's all the AI stuff. So it's pretty funny. The
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  Speaker 1: trademark registration state it's quote. The mark consists of a
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  Speaker 1: man saying, all right, all right, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Where in the.
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  Speaker 1: First syllable of the first two words, is it a
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  Speaker 1: lower pitch than the second syllable, Oh my god? And
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  Speaker 1: the first syllable of the last word, is it a
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  Speaker 1: higher pitch than the second syllable?
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  Speaker 4: That is terrific.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize they broke it down.
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  Speaker 3: Like that, and I would think whatever company produced that
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  Speaker 3: movie would own that phrase.
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  Speaker 9: Yes he doesn't. He didn't write it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if they didn't copyright it, though, well.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to once you create something. That's that's
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  Speaker 3: proof of the copywriting.
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  Speaker 1: His lawyers applied for this back in December of twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty three. It was just approved last month, and he
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  Speaker 1: also has seven He got seven other trademarks too.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure what the other ones are.
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  Speaker 6: And he is an investor in AI too.
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  Speaker 1: He knows to protect himself. Then all right, so aa Ron,
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  Speaker 1: we have the drunk person here, Chris. Now we just
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  Speaker 1: have a little bit better idea just how with it
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  Speaker 1: or not with it? We believe he is. And then
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  Speaker 1: we have Menace and Sammy, who are stone cold sober.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to try to guess the answers to these questions.
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  Speaker 1: But their guesses are whether you think they're gonna I
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  Speaker 1: know it doesn't count, but but that's just for fun.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Question number one, d U I Q.
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  Speaker 2: Who's the second president of the United States?
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  Speaker 1: Who is the second? Everybody knows the first one? And yes,
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  Speaker 1: who was the second? The thirty fifth, and the fifteenth?
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  Speaker 1: We all know those, We all know them. I would
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  Speaker 1: like to start.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know the second president? Really yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Interesting, I'm going to go tsunami triple no.
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  Speaker 9: Wow, that put me down for triple nowe yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 9: going to pig youback on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Triple No. Sammy and Menace, do you think that Chris
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  Speaker 1: is going to give this one?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, you don't No, No, all right, a A Ron,
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  Speaker 4: what do you think?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, not at all?
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  Speaker 4: No, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Question number one d u IQ.
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  Speaker 2: It was the second President of the United States.
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  Speaker 1: Sammy Thomas Jefferson.
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  Speaker 4: Thomas Jefferson.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, menace James, any idea what that first day might be?
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  Speaker 1: You're so close now, James. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you guys know who it is?
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  Speaker 6: I do, I did? Who is it it is? No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 10: You want me to say, I think I thought it
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  Speaker 10: was I think it's Jefferson.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 5: John Adams, correct, Greg, Why.
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  Speaker 9: Did you say no when I said if.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't know, because we already knew that Thomas Jefferson
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  Speaker 1: wasn't he was number three? Oha, gotcha?
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  Speaker 7: Gotcha?
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  Speaker 5: All right? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So question number one d uy q. Aaron says that
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  Speaker 1: Chris won't get this one. Let's see he gets on
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  Speaker 1: the board with his first point.
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  Speaker 2: He was the second President of the United States, Benjamin Franklin,
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  Speaker 2: and he was well known for doing what Chris tell
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  Speaker 2: folks about.
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  Speaker 7: It being on the one hundred dollars bill.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's what he's famous for.
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  Speaker 3: It's a weird inception thing they gave. They put him
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  Speaker 3: on the hundred dollars bill because he was famous for
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  Speaker 3: being on a hundred dollar bill and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeh, that's so crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, Aaron, you're in luck. You got one
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  Speaker 1: point on the d u y Q. Question number two and.
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  Speaker 2: What part of your body is your cock?
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  Speaker 5: Six?
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  Speaker 1: I think I know.
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  Speaker 9: I think I do too.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I'll say I'll say no for Chris, triple no.
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  Speaker 10: Here's the thing. No for Chris, for sure. But like
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  Speaker 10: Sammy's had so many weird like I feel like chiro
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  Speaker 10: practic things. Maybe that's like something that I don't know
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  Speaker 10: that was. I'm saying trouble now, triple.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm saying no to Chris, no to Menace, yes
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  Speaker 5: to Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all right, Sammy Menace. Do you think that
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  Speaker 1: Chris gets this one? No? No, all right, Aaron, your.
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  Speaker 5: Thoughts, No, he won't get it, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Question number two d uy Q, what part of your
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  Speaker 3: body is your cocsis?
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  Speaker 6: Menace? Writing down? I wrote down my answer, I said throat.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it was my guest pretty hot, yeah, yeah, super hot.
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  Speaker 4: I also said throat and.
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  Speaker 6: China gave the damn it.
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  Speaker 9: I was just I'm sorry I did.
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  Speaker 2: What would you say, chiropractical?
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  Speaker 6: That's that I know I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't heiropractor couldn't do anything with your cocksicks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure they pound on it or something.
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  Speaker 4: Where is it?
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  Speaker 5: It's your tailbone, it's your.
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  Speaker 10: Do you know how the chiropractor hammers on your tailbone,
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  Speaker 10: But it's part of your spine.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, But they do hips, back, neck, leg, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: do all kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's not your.
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  Speaker 1: Finger for instance, or your throat for instance.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Well, it clearly made a difference.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think that was that specific.
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  Speaker 3: That was that was it was a body part that
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: was a helpful That was that was a narrow it
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: wasn't helpful well to them.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Now if he doesn't know this one, that means that
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Aaron's gonna be the winner here on the d u
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: i Q. Question number two and what part of.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Your body is your cocksicks? Your eyeball?
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: And if you lose your.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Coss what happens to you?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: You go blind?
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: Your eye directly connected.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you that's a super easy.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Right there, Aaron, congratulations, you are the winner here on
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the d u i Q. Right, yeah, thank you, thank you, welcome.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Hang on one second and we will get all of
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: your information. And by the way, somebody had texted over
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: that the Matthew McConaughey trademark thing. Uh said that he
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: improvised those lines, and he tells a cool story about
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: it to Woody Harrelson on the podcast.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I mean that is cool, But anything you do on
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: that movie is still propery of that movie.
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: That's what I was thinking too. It doesn't matter if
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: you improvise that.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: He may have.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: He may have said it later on and said, well,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: that's the version I'm copyright the time that I said
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: swift it. Yeah, basically yeah, yeah, what yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: My question number three Matthew's version. Question number three d
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: u i Q.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Complete the following phrase A bird in the hand.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know this one, little kids, this one? Uh man,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: this one is easy. Uh no for Chris, Yes. For Sammy,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: she likes old timey stuff. Yeah, phrase is it not?
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I guess, but all phrases kind of are I guess?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Uh menace No, all right, just Sammy. I think just
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Sammy gets this one.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Greg.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: For this round of the d u i Q, I
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: went triple no the entire time. I believe no. I
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: gave Sammy one yes, but this one again triple no.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: This would be a sweet for a missing one both
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: of them if they miss it.
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: All right, I think Sammy does know this. I think
• 18:29
  Speaker 10: Menace does not. And this guy seems like folksy. I'm
• 18:32
  Speaker 10: gonna say yes to Chris.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, logical Sammy and and Menace. Do you think that
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Chris gets it?
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: No?
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: No, all right?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Question number three d U I.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Q the following phrase, A bird in the hand.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: Menace is worth more than in the stove.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's worth more so, Q in the hand is worth
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: more than the stove. Bird in the hand is worth
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: more than in the stove.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's could have for cooking.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, okay, it's worth two in the bush?
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Does that sound familiar memos? No, it doesn't really, Okay,
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: part of it.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Explain what that means?
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: I like, That's why I'm trying to figure out as
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: we're talking about it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: I'm complete.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: The following phrase, a bird in the hand is.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Worth two in the bush. I don't know what it means.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: I think you don't?
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: You do, I don't.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I'm angry at you.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: In the wait, I could take a guess. I take
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: a guest.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Wait, that more worth more than two in the bush?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: In the bush? Okay? Then yeah, because you captured them.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, because because at least you have one. At
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: least you have one. Yeah, there are there may be
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: two in that bush, but you don't have them, but
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: you at least have secured. Now I'm getting you've secured
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the one.
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: Is that right?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Of course?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, anything about the stove and there it's worth
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: three in the stove.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Question number three, d y.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: You complete the following phrase a bird in the hands,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: egg in a basket. Tell folks what that means. A
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: bird in the hand is worth an egg in the basket.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: I guess.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make a difference.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, half a point for that.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: The birds come out of eggs come out of birds,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I should say.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: True.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: All right, Well that's how you played the do you like?
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: We're gonna take a quick break more, what do you
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: show next hand?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: So?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: What do you show?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Will be right back