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SOME UNIQUE FETISHES AND A FEW LAUGHS · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me today.
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Charles. Hello.
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I know you sound so exuberant to be here, don't you?
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So enthused. This morning, I'm sorry.
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Well, usually Liv's like good morning.
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I miss that kinky little bitch. She'll be back soon.
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I. Know not soon enough, damn it I.
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Know. I've got all these Subs banging
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on my door and saying when's Liv coming back?
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You know, little Poe even went and made a meme about Liv.
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Oh really? It's yeah, It has a SpongeBob.
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It's quite funny. I'm going to send it to you.
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He's hungry for to come back. He's very hungry.
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OK, They're thirsty. All right, Charles.
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So because we're freaks, I thought it was appropriate.
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It was your fabulous idea that we talk about some fetishes that
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we don't really talk about on the the podcast, the weird shit.
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And I like people to realize that they're not alone.
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Oh yeah, everybody's got a thing.
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Exactly. And it's some of these things
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I've never heard of. Well, starter up.
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What's your first one? Oh, let's see, here's one
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acarophilia arousal from scratching.
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Yeah, that sounds disgusting. No.
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You know you ever have that itch in the middle of your back and
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you rub against the post? You know when.
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When you say that, I'm thinking like they're fucking high on
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drugs and they're like scratching.
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OK, different. OK, Yeah, we met different
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groups of people. I can see how that you little
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meth addict. Does it know?
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Yeah. OK.
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That could be interesting. Yeah, I don't hang out with with
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junkies. However, I have a lot of
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compassion for active drug users and, and, you know, recovering
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addicts. That's a difference.
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Yeah. It's it's difficult to see that
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it really is. Here's one I've never heard of.
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Actor Rasti. Arousal by the rays of the sun.
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This may be enjoyed during outdoor sex.
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I could see outdoor sex but not specifically arousal from rays
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of the sun. Maybe the warmth?
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You know, I don't know, I've watched this series of porn and
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it's always this couple, and it's kind of like 70s vibe.
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And she's got this massive Bush and he's got a mash of Bush, you
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know, So it's kind of like, and the sun's beating down and
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they're laying on the blanket. Yeah, you know.
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How would the sun rays get through such Bush?
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Very sparsely. He's like, where's that?
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Who? At the barrier to the roof,
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yeah. OK, they hit me with your X1
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this. Is difficult to pronounce.
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Oh. Hell no.
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No. How about this?
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How about aliens? You always talk about fucking
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aliens. There's yeah, there's a fetish
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about that one. One night you came in and you're
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like, I had a dream that an alien was probing me.
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Hey, that's fine. Yeah, you're all about it.
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Is this an actual failure for that extraterrestrialism or
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something? I can't remember.
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I'm looking through the other list.
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Oh, exophilia. Oh, OK.
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That is extraterrestrials. Sure, I'll take a probing.
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You would. Well, I want to see how the
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little ship works. You know, they said in the 70s,
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gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.
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Yeah, You had asked me the other day, you said if the spaceship
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came down, would I get aboard? Yeah.
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And I'm like, now I'm completely content with my life.
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I don't really want to go into any type of spaceship with a
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bunch of strangers, let alone aliens.
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British lady asked me that one time on a park bench before she
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can get out of her mouth. I'm like, fuck you, I'll do.
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It Oh, I know. That's immediately your answer.
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That's not even the probing, that's just, you know, I'll take
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it. I just want to see what their
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how their shit works. They're probably pretty cool.
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They came a long way to talk to us.
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You never know. I don't think I'd be the best
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representative. Shit, no.
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They're like, where is this guy from?
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Thank you for agreeing so quickly.
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He's one of us. Yeah, a little odd.
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Speaking of odd, well, not odd, but this was kind of, I guess,
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normal agoraphilia, OK, that is dedicated to sex in public
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places. I'm not going to look at this
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fucking list. Fuck it, because you're, you're
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just saying it. So let's do it.
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Go for it. Well.
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That's a lot here. I love it, I know, but go for
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it. OK, So what does it mean?
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Dedicated to sex in public places.
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Oh, OK. We've had that, plenty of that
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at the parties here, you know, exhibitionist, absolutely.
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People have. Doing it in adult theaters,
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Yeah, I've seen a lot of that and that's fun.
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Walmart might be frowned upon to FYI.
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Well, let's throw this in. So last night one of my good
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friends, Danny, who hadn't talked to in years, called me.
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And Charles is sitting there rubbing my feet and we're having
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a conversation and she immediately goes into one of her
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dream come true's would be to to whore Bree out.
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And I said, well, we can always take her to the adult theater.
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And she's like, Oh my God, yes, we need to.
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We could kidnap her, stick her in the trunk, do all sorts of
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kinky shit to her. I.
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Don't think you'd have to do that with her.
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Just tell her where she's going. She'd volunteer.
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Oh yeah, there, there would be no abduction required.
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I could pretend. Yeah, I've put it was funny.
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At Christmas time, I put Bree in the trunk and had her with the
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Christmas gifts and everything. And then I pulled up.
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I pulled up in front of my friends and I'm like Santa
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Bree's here. There you go.
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She put a bow on her. Yeah, and she popped out the
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trunk. There you go.
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I just wish she'd been naked, you know?
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That'd been like full effect. Yeah, I'm sure she wouldn't have
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objected that. Naked sub girl with her bow
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around her. There you go, covering the Bush.
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Covering the Bush. She has no Bush.
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Well, there you go. That's even better.
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Yeah. Do you want me to read some of
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these four favorites? Hit it up.
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Let's do it. Alto casophilia, A fetish for
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high heels, usually worn by women but not always.
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Foot guys. Yeah, this is only foot guys.
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Shoe guys, shoe guys. There's a difference.
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We did a session the other day. Madison came in and did the
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stomping. With her.
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Yeah, and he loved the degradation part of it as well.
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And I said, so can we call you anything?
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Like, you know, you're a fucked up individual and, you know,
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you're a dirty pig. And she's like, yeah.
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And how much I don't want to take my brand new shoes and put
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them on your dirty little body. And he's like, Oh my God, I love
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that. While we're there, there's also
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the another fetish. Amazons and authoritarians.
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Yeah, fetish dedicated to physically strong women like
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Amazons. So that would be him getting
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trampled. Oh yeah, he loved it.
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Did she get his balls? She kicked him in the balls and
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then afterwards she said to me, yeah, I kicked him in the balls,
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but it didn't, I didn't do it too hard and I'm like, bullshit.
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Oh, was he? Did you see it?
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No, but I know her. She doesn't do anything easy.
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She will tear a motherfucker up. Nice lucky fellow.
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Yeah, well this might have helped him.
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Amorophilia kink for being unable to see blindfolding.
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Oh nice. You know the anticipation of
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what's coming. I think you like to blindfold
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people too. I love to blindfold people.
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I'm guessing you don't like to be blindfolded yourself.
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You know you always ask these questions of a Dom and how I
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would feel about things. Well it's not running a Dom sub
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thing, it's more of a anticipation thing to to me.
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Well, OK, you're trying to sound neutral.
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I get it, but I'm not in full control if I've got my eyes
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covered. OK I was like for sensation
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things sometimes feel better when you can't see it wasn't a
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Dom sub thing. OK, just checking.
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It's a fetish thing. I don't know what how you know,
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you do that little thing where you try to flip the script.
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But yeah, I gotcha. Yeah, I don't mind being
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blindfolded. OK, OK with them when I'm with
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my hot lover. So go ahead.
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Well, there you go. Yeah.
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Let's see, it's something interesting.
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Oh, we we think we both have this one.
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OK and esteemophilia. Alright, Fetish for people over
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extreme sizes like giants or dwarfs.
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OK, I have a I I like midgets. OK, I think they're pretty cool.
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OK, you ready for the next one? I'm ready for the next one after
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you talk about you being a little Midget lover.
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Besides that, you and I still have to go see the Midget
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wrestling. Would she would.
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No it. Look, are we recording?
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Yes, we're recording, OK, but think of it is midgets even call
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themselves midgets, little people?
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However you look, that sounds more rude.
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You know, little people. Yeah, it sounds a little kind of
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rude to me, but I think I don't know what's wrong with the word
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Midget. But words or words, you know,
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we're not saying it with I'll intent, Yeah.
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That little dude from Jackass is fucking awesome.
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Exactly. But yeah, Midget wrestling?
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Yep, sure. Exactly.
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But Midget porn is fucking great.
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I saw a little guy, he was dressed like a pirate on the
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deck of a ship nailing some hot blonde.
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I'm like good for you Sir. When he was just he was pouring
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a coal store. Good for him.
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That's awesome. OK.
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Well OK, Aquaphilia fetish for water or having sex in or around
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water. OK I would say you know when
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water goes inside your vagina as you're fucking?
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Don't feel a lot, but whatever works.
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I would think it would drive people out.
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Yeah, it does. Yeah, I've never done it.
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It does. I I wear condoms and that just
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doesn't seem like a mix for pool water.
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No, it is fun though when you're like laying on the the like
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stairs, you know, and your your Hoo Haas out of the water.
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OK, you're above. Yeah.
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That way you don't get the all siphon action going on.
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Exactly not. Sorry for the sounds.
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We don't need sound effects. You're disgusting.
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All right, go ahead. One of my favorites
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Asphyxiation, including autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Oh yeah, Tell us. Breath play, maybe breath play.
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Choking, smothering, strangulation, usually right
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before orgasm, but it's dangerous.
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I remember the episode of South Park.
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I don't know if you saw it, they were, it was some doctor
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explaining how somebody it was Remember David Carradine.
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I guess it was at the time when they found him in Thailand and
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he hung himself in the closet, apparently a victim of
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autoerotic asphyxiation. But the way the doctor on South
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Park described it, it's right before you have an orgasm, you
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wear a Batman costume and tie a belt around your neck and it
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makes your orgasm super awesome. And the next thing you know,
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poor little Kenny is found in his bedroom and he's wearing a
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Batman costume with his hand down his pants with the belts
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around his neck and tongue hanging out, and he was gone.
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But if he doesn't go that far, it feels really fun.
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We might have to delete that whole section.
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OK, this list here mentions Otto fellatio and for a man gives
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himself a blowjob. And there's only been a few who
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succeeded, but I suspect everyone has tried.
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I failed horribly. Yeah, why is that?
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That all men want to try that. That way we don't have to ask
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for help. 0 the same as masturbation, but it would be
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super awesome. OK, you wouldn't.
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Would you lick your own Kitty if you could?
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You asked me this the other day, Charles.
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But it wasn't on. Would you suck your Dick?
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Fuck yes. See, there you go.
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I think everybody would, they just don't want to knit it.
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OK. OK, let's go to some bees.
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See how this is going right? OK, this is a new word.
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Baloney. Filia or belon filia Affinity
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depends. Needles and sharp objects.
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A lot of people would never lay in a needle into needle play.
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I've never really. I don't like needles, but I
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think you've done some needlework before.
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Yeah, I have. I have.
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You know, it's fun. It's not one of my really fun
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things to do. There's a lot of different ways
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you can do it and you know who you're doing it with in
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different places so but a lot of people seem to enjoy it, just
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not my bag typically. Some people like the art aspect,
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maybe some people like the pain. Yeah, it's just like Shibari.
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Some people like the the art aspect of it, but I tell you the
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most fun time that I ever had with needles was, and I say it
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every time, I stabbed a guy in his Dick and balls and then
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flogged all the needles off and then I pissed on him.
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Nice. Sounds like a wonderful romantic
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evening. It was wonderful.
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I wasn't romantic. Well, how fucked up you are like
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I am. He would actually come over
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every Sunday afternoon and this was our Sunday afternoon and he,
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he was a marriage counselor. Nice.
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Yes. You know, I had a theory about
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counselors when I was in college.
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Took a psychology course and then the teacher was a lunatic
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and everybody in there who was an aspiring psychiatry student,
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no offense. They were all nuts.
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They're little nuts and I think the problem was they couldn't
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identify what was wrong with them, so they wanted to go out
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and help everybody else. But at the end of the day,
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everyone of us is a little touched.
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Yeah, absolutely. You know, I said that I went
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into that field because I was always around mental health.
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And I see people with mental health and and drug addiction
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and alcohol addiction and that kind of thing.
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And to me, you know, the brain is such a complex thing.
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Oh, yeah. But if you can help somebody, I
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think you know it makes the world a better place.
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There you go, and you're still around mental health.
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Everyday. Every day.
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The next one, I believe you are very familiar with
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bimbofication. Oh yeah.
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Process of making someone into a bimbo or being turned to a bimbo
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of themselves. You haven't done that to many a
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Sissy. I have done that to many a
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Sissy. Again, our conversation with
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Danny last night, you know, she wants to pimp out Breeze.
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She want Bree having that shit. But but there's a lot of sissies
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that want to be fucking pimped out.
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Would that be different from that though?
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Bimbo vacation I. Don't think so.
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I don't think so. I don't.
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Isn't a bimbo somebody who's just kind of, you know?
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A slutty whore. Yeah.
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Well, let it's more about the look, OK.
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Is it? Is it more about the look than
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the ACT? No, I think bimbo is just a
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nicer way of saying slut or whore.
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I thought bimbo was actually worse because it was like a an
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idiot slut. Oh.
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Can be wrong here? I haven't.
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I don't. Know.
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I don't know. Again, you know, words or words
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you know. It's how we interpret them.
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There you go. It was from the 80s.
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Speaking of midgets. OK, we're watching something on
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TV and the words what the fuck? And what the fuck is
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Benchwarmers is great. I have not seen this.
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Oh, you would love this movie, love Rob Schneider.
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OK. Jesus, I'm not going to look at
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that. OK, this is kind of cool.
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Yes, body inflation. Hold on, you want to be a bimbo?
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Not all the time. I know, but sometimes, right?
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Sometimes I like cross dressing, sometimes I don't.
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See, I want a volunteer cross dresser, right?
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Someone who's local or they're willing to come here and I want
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to dress them up. So fucking slutty but hot and
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passable. OK then so.
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I'm out. No, you can be passable.
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You know you can be passable. We can always put a latex hood
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on you, make it more formative. Yeah, exactly.
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And make it, you know which, where it's nice and form fitting
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is getting really, really cute. And then once I dress you up and
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everything, and we can still do this.
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If you want to do it, I'm happy to do it with you.
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I want to drive your ass down to Green Street and Cervantes and
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show you where all the hookers go.
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We're going to have to do this about midnight though, on a
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Saturday night. We'll take your donations for
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bail money. I know where this is going.
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So you want to finish your you're.
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Going to know if they're a cop or not, you know, And the thing
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of it is they can pay you after. You know, after the whole point
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of this is probably just doing it for free, yes?
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Or maybe for? Or see if you can make money.
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Or AKFC coupon. Tell me your work for gift
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cards. How about a little coffee cup?
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Would change written on it. Totally.
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It's. Going to be really low rent.
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Totally. But sure we can we can try this
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we need. To do it.
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But yeah, I think KFC coupon is as good as we're going to get.
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You know, and I'll park, I'll park a little ways away so I
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can, you know, keep checking out how things go.
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You have to put on your little hat and fur coat though.
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Oh OK, I can do that. Change the name to Slick, but
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before before we get off that track, body inflation, practice
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of inflating or pretending to inflate a part of 1's body,
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often for sexual gratification. I will say two things.
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One is the pumps, the breast pump and the penis pump, pussy
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pump. But the other are the saline
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injections I've seen them inject them into.
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They're under the pecs to make breasts and the balls and the
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penis. Yeah, I don't like doing that.
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It looks, I don't know if it's dangerous or not.
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It doesn't. It's got to be dangerous.
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You can't be super great for. No, it's very much so dangerous.
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But I've seen there's a there's a Dom in Ohio that does this and
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it's one of her specialties, but she makes breasts for guys and
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they'll last for like 24 hours. But I've seen it to where they
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inflate their testicles and it's like massive sizes and I don't
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know what that. Is not healthy.
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It can't be, but then again, a lot of things people do aren't
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really the healthiest, are they? No, no.
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I haven't seen a woman do it to her body.
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This is all been males. Have you seen any?
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Well, other than lip injections, but.
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Yeah, Botox injections, yeah. This is mainly saline is what I
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was talking about and. Well, I mean, they put saline
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bags for titties, you know, but but you're not injecting it into
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your breastplate, you know, just Willy nilly.
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Pumps used on the anus too. They they really fluffed it up.
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Oh yeah, to make it look prolapse.
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Yeah, I don't think it looked prolapse.
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I think it was. It was the what it teaches all.
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You know, what I really fucking hate is when I'm scrolling
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through trying to find some really good porn and then you
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fucking see this big prolapse, looks like a gorilla's asshole
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pops up in your feed that you're looking for, you know?
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And it's like, why is that there?
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I wasn't looking for that. Well, that's the way it goes.
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It is. It's through that wheel of porn.
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And it's also how you make new discoveries.
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Yeah, like, oh, I didn't know a Nerf football could fit there.
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OK, I'm. Sorry, read and stop with your
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sound effects, you nasty. That's.
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What the delete button is for body modification?
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All right. That's tattoos, Piercings.
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There's actually a specific word for this, but it's not on this
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website. I can't remember the name of it.
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I never have gotten into it, and I don't think you're a piercer
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either. But I love the artwork of it.
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It's beautiful but some people say it makes sex feel better but
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I just don't see how it could. Well my friend, she had gotten
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her clip pierced and her hood pierced and she loved it and she
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said it just intensified everything.
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Obviously women with their nipples pierced and men too.
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It's just never was on my list of things to do.
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No. OK.
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Each is their own. Let's find another one here.
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I'm trying to keep this somewhat clean.
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Why? Some of the stuff is out there.
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Casmophilia. All right, what is it?
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Aroused by crevices, caverns or valleys?
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Oh. OK, I guess you look at the
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Grand Canyon and get tingly. Well, I was.
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I was automatically assuming something about the body like an
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ass crack. It could be, I just didn't
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really specify, but yeah, I could.
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Yeah, the crack of an ass is quite nice.
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Yeah, cleavage. Oh, cleavage is real nice.
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Yeah, they mentioned chastity. We've talked a lot about
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chastity. They should call it crackophilia
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that. Crackophilia, well, that they
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might have different, there might be a different Filia, a
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test around that. Uh huh.
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There's a claustrophilia here of being the opposite
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claustrophobia. A person becomes aroused or
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experiences orgasm through confinement to small spaces.
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So I guess someone that gets off on being trapped.
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OK, yeah, not one of my things I would enjoy.
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Now I think you had clients before that do like that, right?
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Well, I think bondage is a form of claustrophobia if you think
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about it. You know, they like to be
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suffocated at the same time with breath play and being in a
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confined, you know, sack or straitjacket or plastic wrap,
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you know, any of that's very confining and.
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Well, OK, I never thought of it being a fetish.
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My mine was when I liked being tied up.
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It's just being out of control. Yeah, you know, letting, letting
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someone else tip the reins. And it's found another one here.
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Oh, difficult pronouncing chirophilia.
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OK, kink related to legs. All right, I am a leg man.
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I guess that is a fetish. Oh, it's absolutely a fetish.
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They just had a word for it. We have a gentleman that comes
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to see us in the dungeon and he puts up these flashlights.
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And there were more just like not even flashlights, but
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they're like little light stands.
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And he'll put them all on the floor because, you know, it's
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dark in the dungeon. But we'll turn on the overhead
21:43
lights. You know, we'll change up the
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lighting a little bit for him, but he wants lights shining on
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their legs. Whoever he sees, he wants to
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wants them wearing short skirts or shorts, short shorts, but he
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wants, you know, long legs. Well, when one of you is getting
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ready for a session, I'll stay at the bottom of the stairs and
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watch you walk down. And it's very nice, you know?
22:05
Very slow, elegant, walk on heels, Done.
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The spiral staircases. Yeah, very fucking hot.
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Yeah, it's sexy, right? Especially with your shiny black
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pants. Oh, OK.
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Thank you. Cupping is something we've done.
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That's where you let's see what they put small cups or jars
22:22
applied upside down on the body. Usually the backfire or hand
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pump creates suction that results in temporary bruising
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and tight feeling. I've seen the fire cups, but
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I've only used the vacuum cup myself.
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And you've done this before. What the people that say I
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didn't really care for, it's just something to try because it
22:42
was new. Do some people really like this?
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Oh, absolutely. You know, some people have
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different ways of doing it. And then some people they were
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annoyed with, why are they moving the cups around?
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I've seen people put the suction cups on there or the fire cups
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and then move them around the person's body.
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And they're like, why are they doing that?
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But I think it's like an ancient Chinese culture, you know,
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practice culture. Massage wasn't.
23:08
It it was actually to release toxins from the body.
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That's how it initially started if I'm not mistaken.
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Interesting. And we just turned it to a king.
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Yeah, and you know, some people like it, but I mean, in truth,
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I, I don't see the appeal of putting something on your skin,
23:24
trying to pull something through your pores when you're having to
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go through how many layers of skin. 7.
23:29
There you go. You're not even hitting the
23:31
bloodstream. Yeah, You know, I mean, it's
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really just pulling the blood up to cause a bruise, you know?
23:37
I mean, ultimately it's like, let's say Peel.
23:40
I use the penis pump but that's different.
23:42
Yeah, totally different. But yeah, I've tried it before,
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just like a lot of things and dungeons I have tried just to
23:48
knock off my list of shit to do. And you know, some things stick
23:51
and some don't. Yeah, some people like it, some
23:54
people don't. I know someone recently wanted
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to try it and they did, and they told me about it and they're
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just like, yeah, it just wasn't for me.
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My back hurts. It wasn't all that great.
24:05
Yeah, you know. But I've seen some women who've
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got one of the massage, the cupping massages and where they
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moved the cups around. Yeah, and they looked
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practically orgasmic. Yeah.
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But when I had it done, it was more annoyance just trying to go
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ahead and get through it. Yeah, doesn't look fun to me,
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you know? Again, to each his own.
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Let's see another one. Dacrophilia arousal caused by
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tears or crying. I've yeah, I've heard about
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that. That is one thing I haven't been
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able to do in a dungeon is cry well, from, from pain, you know,
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emotion. I think there's an emotional
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context to tears, you know? Agreed.
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But you've seen people, plenty of people cry from tears.
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I mean, cry from pain, right? Yeah, you know, again, you heard
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my friend last night. She's like, you know how many
24:50
people you may cry in there? And then I was like, that's
24:54
really not my goal. She's like, yeah, you just do
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it. Well, it's actually, it's one of
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the things in my bucket list is to actually cry from the pain
25:03
because I, I can't. Maybe I can someday.
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I don't know. But there's emotional context to
25:08
it. But I could see how somebody
25:09
would get off causing another person to cry, like a real
25:12
hardcore sadist or somebody who just wanted to feel like job
25:15
well done. You know, in all my years of
25:17
doing this, there's only been one person that has come to the
25:20
dungeon and they have wanted to cry during the actual session
25:26
and they wanted to use their tears as lubricant, OK.
25:29
He had some deep shit going on. Very deep shit.
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I think like for mine, maybe it would be like a therapy kind of
25:36
thing, you know, going so far that you just you let it out.
25:40
Yeah, he he told me a horrific story.
25:43
That's a whole other story for another day.
25:45
But but point of it is he he wanted to cry and he cried and
25:50
cried. And he probably needed it.
25:52
He did, and it was a big release for him.
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I think it's a lot easier for a woman to do that than a man.
25:58
I could be sexist here, but it just feels like it's easier for
26:02
a woman to let go than a guy. You know, I I really think it's
26:06
just how you're raised and you know what you go through in
26:08
life, you know, it's I think, you know, you're a strong guy
26:12
from Mississippi, you know, and lately that I get a lot of
26:15
fucking pussies that were raised in Palm Beach with wealthy
26:19
parents. You.
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Know oh OK, that's that's different.
26:22
That's different. That's not a man.
26:24
That's. Going to take a little bit more.
26:26
That's a metro, man. I've dislocated my shoulder and
26:30
put it in back in myself and then got my you know, and I'm
26:33
still I turned into anger. That's the way I deal with shit.
26:37
Yeah. And a lot of people should.
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That's the way we were raised anyway.
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We're getting too serious. That's the fun fetishes.
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You're like, no emotion, OK. No emotion.
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Go ahead, Charles. Hit it.
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Dendrophilia. What is it?
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This is going to be the last one before we we close, so make it
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good. A sexual attraction to trees.
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These are because they are phallic shaped or because of the
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texture. Awesome.
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OK, I've this is a new one to me.
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I know. Have you ever heard of this?
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I've heard of it because I've looked at this list.
27:09
But I mean like I've. Never met a person, but I will
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say that there's been pictures that I've seen on fat life that
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people have this fetish and they were like in the redwoods in
27:24
California and there was different trees that were, they
27:28
were like shaped like vaginas shaped like.
27:30
Venuses. Yeah, and they were like taking
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up seeing photos with them. But you know, though, thinking
27:37
about it, I like a lot of outdoor bondage photos, Yeah.
27:40
Where women are tied to trees. And it's not necessarily that
27:43
it's a tree. It just looks hot.
27:45
So maybe I do have what was it? Dendrophilia.
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Well, I think you like outdoors too.
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I love the outdoors. Yeah, it's.
27:52
Peaceful. Right, it is peaceful.
27:54
And if you have a pretty lady tied to a tree with her breasts
27:56
separated, yeah, it's giggity. OK, Cragmire.
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Well, I think that closes out. Oh, excuse me.
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Bless you. Thank you.
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So, Charles, it's been interesting.
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Yes. You're waiting, and I know you
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want me to say it. Oh, I.
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Want to hear you say it? Pussy.
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Oh. And that's what I'm going to
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say. This has been fun time with you
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as always. And until then, this has been
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the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.