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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kabbooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Wow.
- 0:18Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
- 0:22Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:28Speaker 3: In the air everywhere the powerful voice of the Fifth
- 0:36Speaker 3: Hour with me Ben Mahler, And it is the Sunday
- 0:40Speaker 3: mail Bag, the.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Third day of May, and a big old mailbag, the
- 0:45Speaker 1: last mail bag before the next Mallor meet and greet,
- 0:49Speaker 1: which will be taking place this Friday in Boston and
- 0:52Speaker 1: then on Saturday will be in Wooster Back to back
- 0:56Speaker 1: and belly to belly. We had a lot of details
- 0:58Speaker 1: on the Saturday podcast. So with that, ohio Al, get
- 1:03Speaker 1: me in the mood, ohio Al, It's all right now
- 1:19Speaker 1: this mailbag we did not have anyone last week and
- 1:22Speaker 1: that was a bad job by us. But now sitting
- 1:26Speaker 1: in the number two chair, a global exclusive, nobody else
- 1:30Speaker 1: has this guy. He's hard to track down. It's kind
- 1:34Speaker 1: of like Bigfoot. You don't you hear about Bigfoot. You
- 1:37Speaker 1: don't see Bigfoot. Hard to catch Bigfoot, the man, the myth,
- 1:41Speaker 1: the legend. Justin in Cincinnati, welcome in, Justin.
- 1:48Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you. The Reds are off to a
- 1:51Speaker 4: historic start, by the way.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Yeah, and might I add I did not jinx to
- 1:55Speaker 1: them when I went to the Reds game, so I
- 1:57Speaker 1: want to point that out. They're still playing very well,
- 1:59Speaker 1: and they look I could playoff team. They're playing great. Obviously,
- 2:02Speaker 1: they won a bunch of games to start the year.
- 2:04Speaker 4: So yeah, they got the Pirates now, so.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's a lot of good Well there's a
- 2:09Speaker 1: lot of bad teams though in that in that division, right,
- 2:13Speaker 1: so he beat up on the bad teams. You can
- 2:15Speaker 1: fatten up your win total. And anyway, so Justin, you
- 2:19Speaker 1: were at the meet and greet. I assume you had
- 2:21Speaker 1: a decent time. It wasn't the worst thing in the world,
- 2:23Speaker 1: but you had a good time. You caught up with
- 2:24Speaker 1: a couple of guys there you hadn't seen before. So
- 2:27Speaker 1: what was it like for you?
- 2:29Speaker 4: It was good.
- 2:30Speaker 5: I didn't know what to make of it when I
- 2:32Speaker 5: first went. I'm always negative, but I actually had a
- 2:35Speaker 5: really good talent in the meat Ohioaio and Robbie was
- 2:39Speaker 5: there and Rob Sam and Josh and.
- 2:41Speaker 4: See Josh all the time. Are you all the other ones?
- 2:45Speaker 1: Okay you and Josh? I know you. I've seen photos
- 2:47Speaker 1: of you guys. Are you actually like real life friends?
- 2:50Speaker 1: Like legit?
- 2:51Speaker 4: Yeah? We get weed together.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Well that's perfect. That's a real friend. Now is we
- 2:56Speaker 1: What are the weed laws? And I know it's different
- 2:59Speaker 1: in each state. Is it legal in Ohio and Kentucky
- 3:02Speaker 1: or is it just legal in one or is it
- 3:04Speaker 1: good everywhere?
- 3:05Speaker 4: It's legal in Ohio now I think Kentucky you have
- 3:09Speaker 4: to get a prescription, but it'll be legal.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Oh okay, I got you and I did see they
- 3:16Speaker 1: have a big casinos, so they're really Ohio's really leaning
- 3:19Speaker 1: into all the debauchery. Because you got the week legal,
- 3:22Speaker 1: you got the gambling right, you're ready to go.
- 3:25Speaker 5: It's really weird about California though, no legal gambling, but
- 3:29Speaker 5: Kentucky you can.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Get gamble, well no gambling on sports. In California you can.
- 3:34Speaker 1: They have Indian casinos. It's it's really a great story.
- 3:37Speaker 1: I've mentioned it a few times. With the the big
- 3:40Speaker 1: gambling companies DraftKings and FanDuel were ready to They had
- 3:45Speaker 1: legislation before the I think it was before the pandemic,
- 3:48Speaker 1: and they were going to have sports gambling legal. And
- 3:51Speaker 1: the as I was told, the casinos, the Native American
- 3:56Speaker 1: I guess they're called the Indian casinos, they spent a
- 3:59Speaker 1: four They were able to block the legislation. They made
- 4:02Speaker 1: it seem like this was going to be terrible for
- 4:05Speaker 1: poor people and all this stuff. They bought all these
- 4:07Speaker 1: commercials and they actually blocked it. And the theory was,
- 4:10Speaker 1: I was told by somebody that works in the gambling world.
- 4:12Speaker 1: The theory was they were in a couple of years
- 4:14Speaker 1: going to put it back on the ballot and they
- 4:16Speaker 1: were going to be the ones that controlled the market,
- 4:19Speaker 1: so they would get the revenue. Ralet the major gambling
- 4:21Speaker 1: companies wouldn't get the money. However, then that little pandemic
- 4:25Speaker 1: thing happened. It hasn't happened, and here we are, it's
- 4:28Speaker 1: been like six years or something like that, and Bupkus
- 4:31Speaker 1: got to go to Vegas to gamble justin you know
- 4:33Speaker 1: how pathetic that is.
- 4:36Speaker 4: Disaster.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Well, yeah, of course you know that. All right, let's
- 4:39Speaker 1: get to the questions. Reggie from Detroit, writes in he says, Ben,
- 4:43Speaker 1: what is going on with YouTubers acting badly? And then
- 4:47Speaker 1: he sent me a link to a couple of stories.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Here a YouTuber facing a twenty six thousand dollars fine
- 4:53Speaker 1: for wearing a costume as a mascot and sneaking into
- 4:57Speaker 1: the something called the Euro twenty twenty four. I assume
- 5:01Speaker 1: that's that's a soccer thing. And then I did see
- 5:05Speaker 1: this one. Reggie sent a story to the guy who
- 5:08Speaker 1: was at the NFL draft? Did you see this? Justin?
- 5:09Speaker 1: This guy was at the NFL Draft in Pittsburgh and
- 5:12Speaker 1: he snuck on stage and he announced a draft pick
- 5:17Speaker 1: at the draft that was this YouTuber name. What's the
- 5:22Speaker 1: guy's name? Fred Bayer? I have no idea you know
- 5:25Speaker 1: who that is.
- 5:26Speaker 4: I don't know who this is.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't. I don't think so. I haven't
- 5:31Speaker 1: heard from Fred. And while I got checking with Fred,
- 5:33Speaker 1: but uh it says, yeah, so this guy crashed the
- 5:37Speaker 1: stage in Pittsburgh and he has now been banned from
- 5:42Speaker 1: all NFL events. That'll be easy to enforce, I'm sure,
- 5:46Speaker 1: although they do use facial recognition, very James Dolan like,
- 5:50Speaker 1: So this guy walked onto stage tempted to announce the
- 5:53Speaker 1: Steelers pick. And the amazing thing I was reading about
- 5:58Speaker 1: Reggie sent the story. So the amazing thing is this
- 6:00Speaker 1: guy he managed to get inside using a fake media credential.
- 6:06Speaker 1: He got all the way on the state onto the stage,
- 6:10Speaker 1: and he didn't even have a pass to properly be there.
- 6:14Speaker 1: And he made it all the way out to the
- 6:16Speaker 1: podium and with the sixty seventh pick in the NFL draft,
- 6:21Speaker 1: the Steelers, and then he got cut off because security
- 6:24Speaker 1: finally figured out, what's what's going on?
- 6:27Speaker 4: The purity is waxing everywhere, you know, It's that seems
- 6:31Speaker 4: to be a trend.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the NFL has ridiculous security, you have to.
- 6:37Speaker 1: It's like the Pentagon Justin. I go to these NFL
- 6:40Speaker 1: games and they they have the tracking of your face,
- 6:44Speaker 1: the whole thing. It's just like it's like top level.
- 6:46Speaker 1: And yet this guy, some punk YouTube guy, was able
- 6:50Speaker 1: to get in. That's the thing. Retch like, these guys
- 6:53Speaker 1: will do anything right to get hits on YouTube, to
- 6:55Speaker 1: get make money.
- 6:57Speaker 4: Yeah, so how.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Much YouTube do you watch?
- 7:00Speaker 4: Justin?
- 7:00Speaker 1: You I think you only listened to Fox Sports Radio.
- 7:02Speaker 1: I do not think you actually watch YouTube. You've listened
- 7:05Speaker 1: to Fox Sports Radio.
- 7:06Speaker 5: I'm actually watching Look, I'll pull it up right now,
- 7:09Speaker 5: American Coup, The American Coup from Wilmington eighteen ninety eight
- 7:14Speaker 5: from PBS.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well PBS, is you know some you're
- 7:19Speaker 1: watching PBS. I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell on you man,
- 7:21Speaker 1: you know.
- 7:22Speaker 4: Just saying well, I'm watching the documentaries.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I do love my documentaries. Did you see the
- 7:27Speaker 1: documentary on country music on PBS a couple of years ago?
- 7:30Speaker 4: No, I haven't seen that one.
- 7:32Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really good. It's pretty cool.
- 7:34Speaker 4: It goes into like Lewis and Clark on the PBS station.
- 7:38Speaker 4: It's really good. It's like two episodes.
- 7:41Speaker 1: That's cool. Have you I think every documentary is made
- 7:45Speaker 1: by Ken Burns. Is that still the case? Does he
- 7:47Speaker 1: make like all the documentaries are like ninety percent of
- 7:50Speaker 1: the documentaries for PBS. H All right, uh yeah, but
- 7:56Speaker 1: you know, Reggie, listen, these guys will do anything to
- 7:58Speaker 1: get downloads in. It's impressive. I had a friend of
- 8:01Speaker 1: mine that did not have field access to the Super
- 8:04Speaker 1: Bowl and was able to get on the field and
- 8:07Speaker 1: watch the Super Bowl multiple times because he just walked
- 8:10Speaker 1: in like he ran the place and nobody stopped him,
- 8:14Speaker 1: and he just stood on the sidelines during two different
- 8:16Speaker 1: Super Bowls. And this wasn't that long ago. It's probably
- 8:19Speaker 1: you know, it's within the last Well, like I said,
- 8:21Speaker 1: it has been a long time, but it was not
- 8:23Speaker 1: that long ago in my in my mind, it wasn't
- 8:24Speaker 1: that long ago. Mark from South Carolina rights in on
- 8:27Speaker 1: the mailbag with special appearance by Justin in Cincinnati, the Man,
- 8:33Speaker 1: the Myth, the Legend, one of the great game shows
- 8:36Speaker 1: havevants back in the day. Are you down on sports
- 8:39Speaker 1: Trivia still or you moved on from Sports Trivia?
- 8:42Speaker 4: Justin? Absolutely okay, still love it.
- 8:45Speaker 1: We need an epic rematch between you and our buddy
- 8:49Speaker 1: from well formally from Brooklyn, Uncle Moe. The epic matchup.
- 8:55Speaker 4: So did he go to the Days show?
- 8:57Speaker 2: Uh?
- 8:58Speaker 1: You know, he moved to Jersey because of the lunatic
- 9:00Speaker 1: mayor of New York. He actually literally moved out of
- 9:04Speaker 1: Brooklyn because of the mayor that came in there. And yeah,
- 9:08Speaker 1: he does work during the day. Every once in a while,
- 9:12Speaker 1: one of his kids will be up late, or he'll
- 9:14Speaker 1: get a night to himself and he'll call in. He
- 9:16Speaker 1: calls in maybe once a month or something like that. So, Mark,
- 9:21Speaker 1: what's that?
- 9:22Speaker 4: I always liked him.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he's good, he's he's he's great, real nice.
- 9:27Speaker 1: I was actually, I'm gonna be in New York after
- 9:30Speaker 1: the Boston thing, and I'm taking a couple of days
- 9:33Speaker 1: to hang out in New York. And isay, Uncle Mohen
- 9:36Speaker 1: he's too busy, he can't he dodn't have time. So
- 9:38Speaker 1: I was gonna comby Hello, Mark from South Carolina. Right, So,
- 9:41Speaker 1: and he says there are millions of dollars ben being
- 9:46Speaker 1: bet on a measles outbreak in the United States before
- 9:50Speaker 1: the end of the year. Are you concerned? Says almost
- 9:54Speaker 1: nine million dollars have been bet on Calsh and Paul
- 10:00Speaker 1: Market that there's going to be a big outbreak of measles.
- 10:04Speaker 5: What constitutes an outbreak? So, just like thirty seven kids
- 10:09Speaker 5: in North Dakota.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what. That's a
- 10:13Speaker 1: good question. What is an outbreak? How many? Is there
- 10:16Speaker 1: a number on that? That's a very vague term. I
- 10:18Speaker 1: wonder what. I'm not on Calshi? Are you on Calshi?
- 10:21Speaker 1: I'm not on No, I'm not I don't I don't
- 10:24Speaker 1: play around. I'll look at it every once in a while.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Somebody will send me a link. That's a great question, though,
- 10:29Speaker 1: what is it what qualifies to pay off the bet?
- 10:31Speaker 1: Because you know the media is if a couple of
- 10:34Speaker 1: people get measles, they'll freak out. So, oh my god,
- 10:36Speaker 1: there's a you know, measles outbreak and all this stuff,
- 10:38Speaker 1: and uh, does it have to be the US Center
- 10:42Speaker 1: for Disease and Control and all that.
- 10:44Speaker 4: Or bringing Fauci. Let him determine it.
- 10:48Speaker 1: That's your that's your boy. It's your boy.
- 10:50Speaker 5: Found when he threw that baseball, like whatever, you just knew.
- 10:57Speaker 5: I wish we could go back in time.
- 10:58Speaker 1: And just how about when he was at the Nationals
- 11:00Speaker 1: game sitting there and he pulled his mask down to
- 11:02Speaker 1: eat and all that stuff, and I was like, oh
- 11:05Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, Will from Florida, it's kind of a
- 11:10Speaker 1: big state. Will says that scientists, Ben I said. He says, Ben,
- 11:15Speaker 1: I know you're in a science scientists have created a
- 11:17Speaker 1: device that lets people feel the fluffiness and gentle breathing
- 11:23Speaker 1: of a house cat. And then he wants to know
- 11:26Speaker 1: where do you think this is going? And it is
- 11:28Speaker 1: from Will? Will? I think you know where it's going.
- 11:31Speaker 1: You just wanted to ask a question, so you sent
- 11:33Speaker 1: this in. It's kind of obvious, right, Justin's where's the
- 11:36Speaker 1: place you make the most money if you're doing virtual reality?
- 11:39Speaker 1: Where could you cash in in a virtual reality world
- 11:44Speaker 1: where you would make more money than anything else? What
- 11:47Speaker 1: do you think that would be? Justinn?
- 11:51Speaker 4: Know? Is there like a sarcasm wing porn?
- 11:55Speaker 1: Come on, John, right, come on now they start going
- 11:58Speaker 1: down that road. Oh my god, forget all this other stuff.
- 12:03Speaker 1: But and I'm skeptical that it actually feels like you
- 12:08Speaker 1: know you and I'm allergic to cats, but I've been
- 12:10Speaker 1: around cats and the fluffiness of a cat, like a
- 12:12Speaker 1: big rag doll cat with a fluffy thing. It's not
- 12:16Speaker 1: gonna be the same.
- 12:18Speaker 4: Right, I have a cat?
- 12:19Speaker 1: Oh you do? Okay?
- 12:21Speaker 4: What's my name of Chopo?
- 12:23Speaker 1: You named it Choppo? That's good, that's cool. That's what
- 12:27Speaker 1: kind of cat is it?
- 12:28Speaker 4: He's an orange cat?
- 12:30Speaker 1: Is it a rag doll cat or a Persian cat?
- 12:33Speaker 1: Or there's like seven different eight different breedes, like.
- 12:37Speaker 4: A tom cat, regular cat, country cat.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Country cat? All right?
- 12:42Speaker 4: Yeah, very cool? Is it?
- 12:45Speaker 1: Like some cats are cuddly and other cats want nothing
- 12:47Speaker 1: to do with you?
- 12:48Speaker 4: Is it? Which kind of cat? Oh good with me,
- 12:52Speaker 4: but he hates every other person.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Perfect, that's the perfect pet Just yeah, exactly. Pete from Alabama.
- 13:02Speaker 1: And again, these guys just say the state these are
- 13:04Speaker 1: big places, you idiots. Pete says, been a guy at
- 13:09Speaker 1: Chick fil A was able to steal eighty thousand dollars
- 13:14Speaker 1: on mac and cheese and he wants to know how
- 13:18Speaker 1: much jail time the guy's going to get. Well, I
- 13:20Speaker 1: don't know how much jail time the guys get. I
- 13:21Speaker 1: saw the story this guy in Texas justin he I
- 13:26Speaker 1: guess he worked at Chick fil A in Texas somewhere.
- 13:29Speaker 1: He got fired, and then he decided that he was
- 13:33Speaker 1: going to sneak back in. He would go back into
- 13:35Speaker 1: the store and make orders and then and he would
- 13:39Speaker 1: refund them onto his own credit card. And he did
- 13:44Speaker 1: this according to the story. This is from Fox four.
- 13:48Speaker 1: I think it's in Dallas. Pete sent me the link
- 13:52Speaker 1: and it says that he rang up eight hundred orders
- 13:56Speaker 1: of mac and cheese and the refunds total over eighty
- 14:01Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Eighty thousands.
- 14:05Speaker 4: He should have switched it up, different types of foods.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Gone with like the biscuits or something like that.
- 14:11Speaker 4: Of the Yeah they'll be so they'll have it all
- 14:15Speaker 4: one food.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty marto. Terrible thing to do, but it's wrong.
- 14:21Speaker 1: You should not do that. Although you're jealous that he
- 14:23Speaker 1: did it and you didn't figure it out, eight hundred
- 14:27Speaker 1: orders of mac and cheese.
- 14:30Speaker 4: It probably could smash all eight hundred at once.
- 14:34Speaker 1: You think if he stopped at four hundred, he would
- 14:38Speaker 1: have been fine. He would have never been caught. And
- 14:39Speaker 1: that's forty thousand dollars, Like you'd take forty grand, right
- 14:44Speaker 1: if the prom is these credit cards. It's impossible to
- 14:46Speaker 1: get away with any of this stuff because of the
- 14:48Speaker 1: credit cards. You can't get away with anything in the
- 14:50Speaker 1: old days. Back in the old days, justin it was
- 14:53Speaker 1: all cash, there'd be no paper trail. Guys could get
- 14:56Speaker 1: away with stuff like this. You can't get away with
- 14:58Speaker 1: anything like I don't even know why you bother. Everything's
- 15:01Speaker 1: tracked digitally. Unless it's a cash transaction. You're not gonna
- 15:05Speaker 1: be able to get away with this stuff. Eventually, they're
- 15:07Speaker 1: going to figure it out, they're going to do an audit,
- 15:09Speaker 1: and you're cooked.
- 15:11Speaker 4: So he probably just could style well obviously.
- 15:14Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm not a big I like mac and cheese.
- 15:18Speaker 1: I don't think Chick fil a mac and cheese is
- 15:19Speaker 1: all that good.
- 15:21Speaker 4: I've never had it. I don't really eat there.
- 15:24Speaker 1: I don't either.
- 15:24Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Do you eat out at all? I don't really. I
- 15:26Speaker 1: don't eat out much anymore. I cook most of the time.
- 15:28Speaker 4: That's my thing. Taco Bell, McDonald's.
- 15:33Speaker 1: That's the weed diet there, justin you're on the late night,
- 15:37Speaker 1: late night foodie run no Skyline.
- 15:40Speaker 4: Did you eat it?
- 15:41Speaker 1: No? I didn't. I was going to eat it. And
- 15:43Speaker 1: then I was this guy, remember the guy, Big Pete.
- 15:47Speaker 1: He's the TV guy. He's taller than me. He was
- 15:48Speaker 1: at the thing, and so he was he was really
- 15:51Speaker 1: selling me. Big Pete was selling me on the skyline chili.
- 15:54Speaker 1: And so I was like, oh, maybe I'll do it.
- 15:56Speaker 1: And I'm only here, you know who knows. And so
- 15:59Speaker 1: I talked a couple of the other guys that were there,
- 16:02Speaker 1: and the consensus was that you don't know how it's
- 16:06Speaker 1: going to affect your stomach, So if you don't have
- 16:08Speaker 1: a lot of time to kind of calm your stomach down,
- 16:10Speaker 1: don't eat it. And I had an early flight. Can
- 16:12Speaker 1: you imagine if I ate that justin and then I
- 16:14Speaker 1: had a a combustible situation of my stomach on the plane,
- 16:19Speaker 1: it would have been a nightmare. Would remember that flight
- 16:23Speaker 1: from Atlanta to Italy where they had to come back
- 16:26Speaker 1: because some woman went to the bathroom and it like
- 16:29Speaker 1: flooded the whole thing. Remember that it was a It
- 16:32Speaker 1: was a I forget it was a couple of years ago.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Kwang from Ho Chim in Vietnam rights and he says,
- 16:38Speaker 1: guaranteed human Big Ben. If you were a Morning Zoo podcast,
- 16:43Speaker 1: you would be wishing a happy ninety fourth heavenly birthday
- 16:46Speaker 1: to Casey Kaseum. There you go, a great Casey Casum.
- 16:51Speaker 1: He died a number of years ago. Casey worked at
- 16:53Speaker 1: our place.
- 16:54Speaker 4: Let's a fight over his head his wife and his kids. Yeah,
- 17:00Speaker 4: I think they.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Were fighting over his money more than his head.
- 17:04Speaker 4: I think I think they were. Yeah.
- 17:06Speaker 1: He made a fair amount of money as the voice
- 17:08Speaker 1: of Scooby Scooby Dooby Doo. And does anyone under the
- 17:13Speaker 1: age of like thirty five even know what Scooby Doo
- 17:16Speaker 1: is anymore? Probably not right, Probably not chance, no chance. Yeah,
- 17:21Speaker 1: I don't even know. Do you watch this anime stuff.
- 17:23Speaker 1: I have no idea what anime is like. I know
- 17:25Speaker 1: two characters in anime.
- 17:26Speaker 4: That's why I had no clue about that stuff. It
- 17:28Speaker 4: looks weird.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely weird, definitely weird. Well, in honor of Casey,
- 17:34Speaker 1: we don't do shoutouts playing as you know the great line,
- 17:38Speaker 1: the catchphrase of Casey case and keep your feet on
- 17:40Speaker 1: the ground and keep reaching for the stars. Thank god
- 17:44Speaker 1: I didn't hit him when I ran into him, almost
- 17:46Speaker 1: ran into him in the hallway. That would have that
- 17:47Speaker 1: would have been the end of me. I would not
- 17:49Speaker 1: be here right now. I would have been sent away.
- 17:51Speaker 1: He was small, oh man, so small, justin like he
- 17:55Speaker 1: was a tiny man, like it looked. And he was
- 17:58Speaker 1: frail kind of at that point because he had been
- 18:00Speaker 1: he was always older. That was a long time ago,
- 18:02Speaker 1: and so he's a frail kind of old guy. And
- 18:05Speaker 1: I'm a I was much bigger than I am now.
- 18:07Speaker 1: I'm pretty big guy still, and I was bigger then.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Not quite to the level of Robbie the Mariner fan,
- 18:12Speaker 1: but I was, you know, I was getting up there.
- 18:14Speaker 4: And how many are uh.
- 18:17Speaker 1: He's he's in a special special class. We love We
- 18:20Speaker 1: love Robbie. You should have seen Robbie. And we went
- 18:22Speaker 1: all over that I took. I dragged Robbie. I don't
- 18:24Speaker 1: know if he told you, but we went all over man.
- 18:26Speaker 1: We went to the Reds game, we went to the
- 18:27Speaker 1: ice cream shop, we went up to Bucky's and we
- 18:32Speaker 1: we did it all man. We we did the full
- 18:34Speaker 1: full day.
- 18:35Speaker 5: It's great meet him and Rock Saan went to Frishes
- 18:39Speaker 5: and we got like the big boy sand much And
- 18:42Speaker 5: I'm not joking. It looked like someone shot him on
- 18:45Speaker 5: the chest with a shotgun with all the crap he
- 18:48Speaker 5: got on himself. Then the waitress, I ordered it well done.
- 18:53Speaker 5: I got to f and I rolls from her.
- 18:58Speaker 1: Well, you know, no, no one should give you eye rolls.
- 19:01Speaker 1: The proper way to eat a sandwich or piece of
- 19:04Speaker 1: meat in general is well done. That's the proper way
- 19:06Speaker 1: that tells me that you're a good human being, justin
- 19:09Speaker 1: that you like your food well done. I appreciate that.
- 19:11Speaker 1: I did hear some rumors that you are not the
- 19:13Speaker 1: greatest driver in the world.
- 19:14Speaker 4: It may or be Google set me down a one
- 19:18Speaker 4: way street, the same one way street twice.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I heard. I heard from possibly
- 19:25Speaker 1: from Queen Roxanne and Robbie the Mariner fan, that there
- 19:28Speaker 1: was a little bit of a drive that seemed like
- 19:31Speaker 1: it might be the final drive they ever take with
- 19:34Speaker 1: you behind the wheel. So yeah, I understand anyway, Quang
- 19:39Speaker 1: says big Man. Coconut water is the clear liquid from
- 19:43Speaker 1: young green coconuts, known for being a natural source of
- 19:46Speaker 1: electrolytes like potassium, sodium, and magnesium, making it a hydrating
- 19:52Speaker 1: drink often used as an alternative to sugary sports drinks.
- 19:58Speaker 1: The coconut water is also known as the co coconut
- 20:01Speaker 1: endosperm found in the cavity of the nut. He says,
- 20:06Speaker 1: how much endosperm have you consumed in your life? I
- 20:11Speaker 1: have had coconut water. I had it, I think twice
- 20:15Speaker 1: in my life. I'm good. I didn't really think it
- 20:20Speaker 1: was great or terrible. It was just kind of whatever.
- 20:23Speaker 1: I'm guessing Justin and Cincinnati, who's with us on the
- 20:26Speaker 1: mail bag, has not had coconut water. Is that accurate?
- 20:28Speaker 4: Justin? No, I have. I have some stomach issues.
- 20:32Speaker 5: Nothing you know, horrible right now, but that's one of
- 20:35Speaker 5: the things that I would mix coconut water and some
- 20:39Speaker 5: oine juice and stuff like that.
- 20:41Speaker 4: It's nasty, it's too milky.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Yeah, oh okay, Yeah, maybe I didn't have this because
- 20:46Speaker 1: it wasn't milky. The I had coconut water. Maybe it
- 20:49Speaker 1: was coconut flavored water. Must have been.
- 20:52Speaker 4: There's a couple of different a few different kinds though.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Yeah, this sounds like it's thick and milky and I
- 20:57Speaker 1: have not had that. Is your stomach better? Have you
- 21:01Speaker 1: found a magic potion justin to help your stomach? Calm
- 21:03Speaker 1: your stomach down a little bit?
- 21:05Speaker 4: Yep, so far, so good. About six months eight months,
- 21:10Speaker 4: I think so perfect.
- 21:12Speaker 1: I have my gallbladder issues. Every once in a while
- 21:14Speaker 1: it starts barking and I'm reminded that I don't have
- 21:17Speaker 1: my gallbladder, which sucks. And I'm also getting older, which
- 21:20Speaker 1: also sucks because that, you know stuff. I don't really
- 21:22Speaker 1: feel old, but sometimes I have those days where stuff
- 21:26Speaker 1: like starts, uh, you know, kind of popping up a
- 21:28Speaker 1: little bit. I'm like, oh, that sucks.
- 21:30Speaker 4: That didn't Skyline with put you down? Yeah?
- 21:33Speaker 1: The ice cream was great though. That greater is ice cream?
- 21:35Speaker 4: That was really good. Yes, that's the bomb. You know
- 21:38Speaker 4: they actually have Skyline ice cream.
- 21:41Speaker 1: I saw that. I took a photo. I took a
- 21:44Speaker 1: photo that was like the most ridiculous thing, and I'm
- 21:47Speaker 1: sure it's great because it's just ice cream. It looks
- 21:49Speaker 1: just like a plate of chili, though obvious, nasty. Yeah,
- 21:54Speaker 1: it's interesting anyway, Quank says, my vote still goes to
- 21:56Speaker 1: Mary Mack as the replacement for for Daddy g or Monsey. No, no,
- 22:03Speaker 1: we're good on that. We've got that taken care of. Anyway.
- 22:06Speaker 1: We love Mary Mack and we love Monsi and all that.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Kevin in the Bay Area, right since, says Ben, are
- 22:12Speaker 1: you going to make a trip up here to see chalk? No, Kevin,
- 22:16Speaker 1: I'm not going to go to the Bay Area to
- 22:18Speaker 1: see chalk. This is a chalk is a two thousand
- 22:25Speaker 1: pound sea lion at Pier thirty nine in San Francisco.
- 22:32Speaker 1: It is like, I guess these things are normally one
- 22:35Speaker 1: thousand or fifteen hundred pounds. This thing is five hundred
- 22:38Speaker 1: pounds fatter than the other sea lions there and chonkers
- 22:45Speaker 1: is it's a I guess it's a different breed. That's
- 22:48Speaker 1: why it's bigger. It's stellar. According to the story Kevin
- 22:50Speaker 1: sent it's a stellar sea lion near threatened species It's
- 22:56Speaker 1: native to the North Pacific Ocean. Rim found everywhere from
- 23:00Speaker 1: the Pacific northwest of the US to Eastern Asia and Russia. Yeah,
- 23:06Speaker 1: it's cool it. I like the photos. I'm not going
- 23:10Speaker 1: I don't need my car broken into again at pure
- 23:12Speaker 1: thirty nine or whatever. No, I'm good good on that that.
- 23:15Speaker 5: It's probably better because all the heroin needles in the water.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Dude, you got to go justin on it. If you
- 23:20Speaker 1: want to go to a human zoo, go to the
- 23:22Speaker 1: Tenderloin district in San Francisco. Holy crap, my god, I was.
- 23:29Speaker 1: I walked around it when we were in San Francisco
- 23:32Speaker 1: for the Super Bowl. Like this fentanyl, Like I understand,
- 23:35Speaker 1: you know, guys do stuff whatever to try to get
- 23:38Speaker 1: through life and whatever you do. Like if you see someone,
- 23:42Speaker 1: if you're walking down the street and you see someone
- 23:44Speaker 1: doing the fentanyl and they got the fentanyl, lean, like,
- 23:47Speaker 1: why would you ever touch that that stuff? It's what
- 23:52Speaker 1: I can't imagine. It's that good to justify. Literally, it
- 23:56Speaker 1: is a zombie apocalypse and it's in the same thing
- 23:59Speaker 1: in La and here, and I'm sure you guys have
- 24:01Speaker 1: it in Cincinnati. You don't talk about that justin right.
- 24:04Speaker 1: I don't bring that up because you know, it seems
- 24:06Speaker 1: to be everywhere.
- 24:07Speaker 5: We've got a lot of violence here now. But Matt
- 24:10Speaker 5: the Warrior Raiders as van our guy. That's the way
- 24:14Speaker 5: he would drive Uber there, Uber there and uh man,
- 24:18Speaker 5: some of the stories it's just nuts. He was sending
- 24:22Speaker 5: pictures and I'm like Jesus, like, it's just oh yeah,
- 24:27Speaker 5: it's just wild.
- 24:30Speaker 1: I told the story on the podcast that I was
- 24:32Speaker 1: in last time I was in skid Row in La.
- 24:35Speaker 1: There was a French dip sandwich place I used to
- 24:38Speaker 1: go when I was single living in La used to
- 24:41Speaker 1: go there in the heart of the city. I used
- 24:42Speaker 1: to go there all the time. It was great, been
- 24:43Speaker 1: around forever. Right, it's right on the point of demarcation.
- 24:47Speaker 1: There's a street and it's changed because since the pandemic,
- 24:51Speaker 1: skid Row has moved all the way over. Before that
- 24:54Speaker 1: was the point of demarcation. On one side of the
- 24:56Speaker 1: street was a hustling, bustling city down town. On the
- 25:00Speaker 1: other side was Sodom and Gomorra right out of the Bible, right,
- 25:03Speaker 1: it was raining sol for the whole thing. So I
- 25:06Speaker 1: would go to this restaurant. The place was It's announce
- 25:08Speaker 1: they were closing. So went down there for one final
- 25:11Speaker 1: meal and the GPS took us right through the heart
- 25:14Speaker 1: of skid Row and there was a I'll never forget it.
- 25:18Speaker 1: So there was a black dude that seemed to be
- 25:20Speaker 1: really down on his luck. Looked to be in his
- 25:23Speaker 1: maybe his forties. He had no shirt on. He had sweatpants,
- 25:28Speaker 1: but they were really like those rip away pants like
- 25:31Speaker 1: back in the old days. Because he had they were
- 25:34Speaker 1: all ripped and tattered, and he was having a bad day.
- 25:39Speaker 1: He also had My favorite part was he had an
- 25:42Speaker 1: ankle monitor, you know those electric monitoring things around his ankle.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Who's what? And he was like screaming and it was
- 25:50Speaker 1: It was one of the wildest things I've seen recently.
- 25:54Speaker 4: It was.
- 25:55Speaker 1: It was pretty crazy. But it's just a just a
- 25:57Speaker 1: random day. What is next? Carl from the great state
- 26:02Speaker 1: of Ohio again you can say where. It's a big state.
- 26:05Speaker 1: Are you from Cleveland? Are you from Columbus? Are you
- 26:08Speaker 1: from Dayton? Dayton's not that far away, just I thought
- 26:11Speaker 1: I thought when I looked at the map, I thought
- 26:12Speaker 1: it was further than it was. It's really not that
- 26:14Speaker 1: far from Cincinnati. It was not that long a drive.
- 26:17Speaker 1: I thought it would be longer.
- 26:18Speaker 4: Just get on seventy five and it's pretty quick.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Yeah, once you get outside the city, the speed limit
- 26:23Speaker 1: goes up a little bit. And my goal was I
- 26:25Speaker 1: did not want to get a speeding ticket, because I
- 26:27Speaker 1: got one when I was in Minnesota at that thing,
- 26:28Speaker 1: and I was like, I do not need to pay
- 26:30Speaker 1: an extra two hundred dollars or whatever it is on
- 26:32Speaker 1: a stupid speeding ticket. So I only drove like five
- 26:35Speaker 1: miles above the speed limit and I made it. Carl
- 26:38Speaker 1: says Ben, is this going to be the end of podcasting?
- 26:41Speaker 1: Amazon is now using AI generated podcast for items that
- 26:48Speaker 1: people want to buy, like reviews of items that people
- 26:51Speaker 1: want to buy. Is this the end of podcasting? No,
- 26:52Speaker 1: it's not the end of podcasting. It's not great, and
- 26:57Speaker 1: they've really done a good job of generating voices that
- 27:01Speaker 1: sound human. The scary thing is, as some people have
- 27:04Speaker 1: pointed out right now even today, and I bet you
- 27:08Speaker 1: you're aware of this, justin because you're into this kind
- 27:10Speaker 1: of stuff. My voice has been recorded so many times
- 27:14Speaker 1: over the years. If and we had a listener do this.
- 27:18Speaker 1: I think it was last year when I was doing
- 27:20Speaker 1: this thing with Danny g right now. On the AI platforms,
- 27:24Speaker 1: a couple of the big ones. You can have a
- 27:27Speaker 1: Malard monologue made in my voice reading some copy that
- 27:31Speaker 1: you put into the thing, like right now, Like they've
- 27:34Speaker 1: recorded me for years. They have all the all the
- 27:37Speaker 1: bull crap phrases that I use a lot. It's scary,
- 27:43Speaker 1: is like I could if I eventually we're all gonna
- 27:45Speaker 1: die and I could continue doing the show.
- 27:47Speaker 4: But you don't own your own voice. You can't. How
- 27:51Speaker 4: does that work?
- 27:52Speaker 1: I don't know. I know there was a lawsuit. Who's
- 27:55Speaker 1: the Who's the guy that's got the pipes? He lives
- 27:58Speaker 1: in Louisiana, the uh, the older guy, the black guy,
- 28:01Speaker 1: the actor, you know what I'm talking about. He does
- 28:02Speaker 1: all the voiceover stuff. This guy's name, yeah, Morgan Freeman.
- 28:07Speaker 1: I think Morgan Freeman sued one of I think it
- 28:10Speaker 1: was him. I know, one of the big voiceover guys.
- 28:14Speaker 1: I want to say it was Morgan Freeman sued one
- 28:16Speaker 1: of the AI companies about using his intellectual property, which
- 28:20Speaker 1: is legit, Like that's that's you can't issuld be that?
- 28:24Speaker 1: Come on now, it is weird. NBC uses the guy
- 28:27Speaker 1: that was the voice of basketball in the nineties and
- 28:29Speaker 1: he's been dead for years. His family said okay, and
- 28:33Speaker 1: they signed off on it. And so when they do,
- 28:36Speaker 1: I know, you don't like basketball, but when I watch it,
- 28:38Speaker 1: they have the guy and I'm like, wow, it's like
- 28:40Speaker 1: nineteen ninety seven. I'm like, wait a minute, that guy's
- 28:43Speaker 1: been dead for fifteen years or whatever. It's like, wow,
- 28:45Speaker 1: it's pretty crazy. No, no, not just no, it's the
- 28:50Speaker 1: voiceover guy. You know, the NBA on NBC is spotted
- 28:53Speaker 1: to you, you know, brought to you by whenever that guy.
- 28:56Speaker 1: So that was, yeah, Marv Albert, that was some good,
- 29:03Speaker 1: good guys. I'm more a fan of when padd O'Brien,
- 29:07Speaker 1: my guy POB back in the eighties, padd O'Brian the
- 29:10Speaker 1: NBA Progressive NBA at the half from Higher top of
- 29:14Speaker 1: the Boston Garden. And Dick Stockton one of the coolest people.
- 29:18Speaker 1: Love that guy, wonderful guy. Uh Dick, I guess I
- 29:22Speaker 1: like the people with that name. How about Dick and Dayton?
- 29:24Speaker 1: To you, what was that like when you met you
- 29:26Speaker 1: already met him though you guys you went to the
- 29:29Speaker 1: didn't you go to Low's and meet him in the past.
- 29:31Speaker 5: Yeah, when I saw him there down there, he's he said,
- 29:34Speaker 5: callby Gerald.
- 29:36Speaker 4: I was like, eh, I see you.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Wow. He was so excited when I called him up.
- 29:41Speaker 1: He could not he the afterglow of meeting everyone, and
- 29:45Speaker 1: it was like the biggest thing was so I was
- 29:47Speaker 1: so happy, you know, much like you justin I have
- 29:49Speaker 1: a bit of a negative side to me, even though
- 29:52Speaker 1: that is the case. Just seeing the joy was awesome.
- 29:56Speaker 1: With with Dick and Dayton, that was a big thing
- 29:58Speaker 1: for him.
- 29:58Speaker 4: And yeah, the two people that brought him down, I
- 30:02Speaker 4: always held.
- 30:03Speaker 1: I was really sweet of them to do that.
- 30:05Speaker 4: And they were very nice too. Yeah. Yeah, work at
- 30:08Speaker 4: a few pirates Jersey.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's a good look in Jersey too.
- 30:12Speaker 1: That's a smooth stud is old school. That's a good
- 30:14Speaker 1: look for sure. What do we got here? Blah blah
- 30:18Speaker 1: blah blah. Tony from Pennsylvania rights in and says, Ben,
- 30:23Speaker 1: do these is there? He says, is there a lawsuit
- 30:26Speaker 1: for the victims of the Titan sub And he then
- 30:30Speaker 1: sends This story made the rounds. I think most people
- 30:32Speaker 1: saw the story this week where I guess some people
- 30:35Speaker 1: that had relatives on that sub that went to the
- 30:38Speaker 1: very bottom of the Atlantic and then exploded. Were they
- 30:42Speaker 1: going to look at the Titanic? Is that where they
- 30:43Speaker 1: were looking at? I don't remember anyway, Yeah, okay, yeah,
- 30:46Speaker 1: it seemed like a good idea. And so the family
- 30:49Speaker 1: members were upset because some of the remains were removed
- 30:52Speaker 1: and given to them in shoe boxes and they were
- 30:56Speaker 1: like slush.
- 30:58Speaker 5: And when do they think they were going to get
- 31:00Speaker 5: bad when something implodes like that?
- 31:02Speaker 1: Exactly?
- 31:03Speaker 4: I'm surprised they have anything.
- 31:06Speaker 1: I I agree. I was told if your body's in
- 31:09Speaker 1: the water for a certain amount of time, it just
- 31:11Speaker 1: that's what happens. It fills with water and explodes and
- 31:14Speaker 1: there's nothing left. The animals in the ocean eat it
- 31:17Speaker 1: not to get too dirty.
- 31:18Speaker 5: I wonder if they knew that that was happening. You know,
- 31:22Speaker 5: in the last few minutes or hours, you're just sitting
- 31:25Speaker 5: there waiting for everything just stop.
- 31:29Speaker 1: You hope, you hope. One minute they were just looking
- 31:31Speaker 1: out the window at like a giant shark, and then
- 31:33Speaker 1: the next thing, it's just that's it. You know, game over,
- 31:36Speaker 1: It's go back.
- 31:38Speaker 5: What's a bigger disaster that? Or John Shire in the tournaments?
- 31:45Speaker 1: Are you ready for Coach k to return and come
- 31:47Speaker 1: out of retirement, and I don't know.
- 31:49Speaker 4: He can't win these big games. And it's not that
- 31:51Speaker 4: he can't win, they've blow big leads.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in Vegas watching that the choke job.
- 32:00Speaker 1: It's Connecticut that I thought that game was over at halftime.
- 32:04Speaker 1: That's it. There's no way and surprise, surprise. Well, at
- 32:10Speaker 1: least you'll get two more future NBA lottery picks every
- 32:14Speaker 1: year for the rest of your life, justin so you're
- 32:16Speaker 1: guaranteed of that.
- 32:17Speaker 4: At least get that one.
- 32:18Speaker 5: The one against Houston last year though, with flag and
- 32:22Speaker 5: cane pull. That's I don't it's just whenever you see
- 32:26Speaker 5: an NBA game and they're playing yep, you know one
- 32:29Speaker 5: thee's putting up forty one of them to put up fifty,
- 32:31Speaker 5: it's like you couldn't get You couldn't draw up two
- 32:34Speaker 5: plays in the last ten minutes.
- 32:37Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you's not better. I know.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Now, you like Duke basketball. Do you like college football
- 32:44Speaker 1: or no?
- 32:46Speaker 4: Yeah? Duke football?
- 32:47Speaker 1: Oh you like Duke too? Are you from there?
- 32:50Speaker 4: You know?
- 32:50Speaker 5: Okay, I just hate the people that like well, I
- 32:53Speaker 5: like Duke basketball, but I'm like a.
- 32:57Speaker 4: Michigan football team. Yeah, I can't say that. You got
- 33:01Speaker 4: to commit one.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Hear it, area, It's it's also cool. You know how
- 33:06Speaker 1: old someone is now depending on what their favorite NFL
- 33:10Speaker 1: team is, Like, if you're a Miami Dolphin or a
- 33:14Speaker 1: forty nine er fan, it's because you were about ten
- 33:18Speaker 1: years old in the nineteen eighties. If you're a Patriots fan,
- 33:23Speaker 1: you were ten years old in the early two thousands, right,
- 33:26Speaker 1: And now there's going to be a whole generation of
- 33:29Speaker 1: Chiefs fans because Mahomes and then kept going to the
- 33:31Speaker 1: Super Bowl. So you got that going on the whole thing.
- 33:35Speaker 1: What else do we have? Let's see, I'll do a
- 33:38Speaker 1: few more on the mailbag. JT the wingman from is
- 33:45Speaker 1: it Severville, Tennessee? I keep mispronouncing that, so I'll keep
- 33:48Speaker 1: mispronouncing it.
- 33:49Speaker 4: He says he was there.
- 33:51Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, JT was great. He's been to five of
- 33:52Speaker 1: these things. He says, you're cool. Yeah, good dude, right
- 33:56Speaker 1: and very positive?
- 33:58Speaker 4: Right?
- 33:58Speaker 1: Was it odd to be around someone so positive justin?
- 34:01Speaker 4: Was it?
- 34:02Speaker 1: Okay?
- 34:02Speaker 4: Yeah? It makes me weird at first, but I get
- 34:05Speaker 4: used to it. Yeah.
- 34:07Speaker 1: He balances you out because you're the end of the end, right,
- 34:10Speaker 1: because JT's happy as could be, just loving life. And
- 34:14Speaker 1: then you've got justin living up to the curmudgeon nickname.
- 34:19Speaker 1: JT says, it was great to see you again the
- 34:21Speaker 1: Malo meet and greet there in the greater Cincinnati area.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Meeting Dick from Dayton was also priceless, along with several
- 34:27Speaker 1: other of the show's p ones. Now that it is
- 34:30Speaker 1: we're into May and summer is clearly on the horizon,
- 34:33Speaker 1: it makes me think of beaches. I am considering a
- 34:35Speaker 1: trip back to Myrtle Beach or perhaps the Gulf Shores
- 34:40Speaker 1: this summer for some R and R. What is your
- 34:42Speaker 1: favorite beach getaway? It's from JT, the wingman, who says
- 34:47Speaker 1: the look on the joy the look of joy on
- 34:49Speaker 1: Dick's face was priceless. I am looking forward to seeing
- 34:53Speaker 1: everybody again in Vegas. Well, thank you, JT.
- 34:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:58Speaker 1: I don't really go in the ocean when I go
- 35:01Speaker 1: to the beach. What I do is I go down
- 35:03Speaker 1: there and I love to just walk. I'll put my
- 35:05Speaker 1: feet in the water, on the waves and all that.
- 35:07Speaker 1: That's pretty cool and just like looking out at the water.
- 35:11Speaker 1: How often do you ever get out of Cincinnati, Justin
- 35:14Speaker 1: and go down to the ocean or do you guys
- 35:15Speaker 1: got lakes and stuff, so you don't have to go
- 35:17Speaker 1: to the ocean and hang out a lake.
- 35:20Speaker 4: I've been in the other for a couple of times,
- 35:21Speaker 4: but I don't trust it. I think the aliens are
- 35:24Speaker 4: under the water.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Hey, that's my theory. That's my We agree on that, right,
- 35:29Speaker 1: that there's that's like a species deep at the bottom
- 35:32Speaker 1: of the oceans.
- 35:33Speaker 5: And they can't find that Malaysian plane because the water
- 35:37Speaker 5: is so deep in the Southern Indian Ocean, Like we're
- 35:40Speaker 5: not even there as humans yet to try to find that.
- 35:42Speaker 4: So don't tell me there's not stuff down there. That'd
- 35:45Speaker 4: be the smartest place to hide.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Oh one hundred and most of the planet is water,
- 35:49Speaker 1: So why wouldn't you hang out there and study us.
- 35:53Speaker 1: We're like we're in the zoo. We're the animals in
- 35:56Speaker 1: the zoo, and they're the ones coming out to studying us.
- 35:58Speaker 1: And they come out at night, and you know, it's crazy.
- 36:02Speaker 1: Did you see that documentary what was the name of
- 36:04Speaker 1: Let me look it up here. I just I watched
- 36:07Speaker 1: it over the last couple of weeks. It's about it's
- 36:10Speaker 1: kind of like an Area fifty one thing. However, it's
- 36:15Speaker 1: got the guy that saw the spaceship at Area fifty one.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Let's see if I can find it here. You listen
- 36:22Speaker 1: to our live coverage. I attempt to go through my
- 36:26Speaker 1: mail here to find it.
- 36:28Speaker 4: Well, that's not it. Let's see here.
- 36:30Speaker 1: I gotta click this thing, and then I gotta go.
- 36:32Speaker 1: I gotta see this isn't it? And I gotta go
- 36:35Speaker 1: page down? Will I be able to find it?
- 36:38Speaker 4: Let's see it?
- 36:39Speaker 1: Click on this and the guy's done a lot of interviews.
- 36:43Speaker 1: He's on. The guy's been on coast to coast a lot.
- 36:46Speaker 1: They made a documentary. They used AI and some other
- 36:49Speaker 1: stuff to see. Let's see. I'm gonna find it here.
- 36:54Speaker 5: I think Area fifty one I had like fourteen earthquakes
- 36:57Speaker 5: around it yesterday or within twenty four hour.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Oh I did it? Okay, Yeah, what are we looking
- 37:05Speaker 1: at here? I haven't found it yet. It's a good documentary,
- 37:07Speaker 1: ton I think it's on Amazon. All those streaming services
- 37:10Speaker 1: are the same, same. I'm trying to find. I'm almost there.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Justin you'll sten and see if I can find it
- 37:15Speaker 1: here on the podcast. La La la la la la
- 37:17Speaker 1: la la la la la la la la la. This
- 37:20Speaker 1: guy's name. He's an old dude. Oh yeah, Bob Blazar,
- 37:23Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he's he's he's good. And what's the
- 37:26Speaker 1: documentary it's Oh yeah, it's called S four The Bob
- 37:32Speaker 1: Lazar Story. It's streaming on Amazon. Checked it out. It's
- 37:35Speaker 1: pretty pretty good stuff. I enjoyed it.
- 37:38Speaker 4: So that all them scientists are missing or dead?
- 37:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that like over ten Is that right,
- 37:46Speaker 1: the last couple of years that have gone missing? Yeah, yeah,
- 37:50Speaker 1: wonderful out back John and Joanna Wright in it says, Hey,
- 37:54Speaker 1: big Man and maybe special guess yeah, Justin and Cincinnati.
- 37:57Speaker 1: I heard you mentioned on the show how much a
- 37:59Speaker 1: Gus says they made on merch. Then I heard on
- 38:03Speaker 1: the fifth hour someone said something similar to that, with
- 38:06Speaker 1: the line of line being multiple hours long, got me thinking,
- 38:11Speaker 1: have you ever considered selling merch? From the show, he says,
- 38:16Speaker 1: and you're all over the place all that stuff. Then
- 38:20Speaker 1: he bragged about Coop and Lorena. You got to meet
- 38:27Speaker 1: Coop at one of these things, justin. We're gonna have
- 38:29Speaker 1: to come back down in your area and bring Coop
- 38:31Speaker 1: so you two can hang out. Is he your favorite
- 38:33Speaker 1: liberal or No? Probably not.
- 38:36Speaker 4: I think the next selection he'll vote independent or republic.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems pretty annoyed with what's going on at
- 38:44Speaker 1: least in California. And finally after all these years. Yeah,
- 38:49Speaker 1: so out back John. We've had a few t shirts
- 38:51Speaker 1: over the years that we've had listeners make for the
- 38:54Speaker 1: show and some There was a guy mad Clown that
- 38:57Speaker 1: was a big fan years ago.
- 38:58Speaker 4: He lives on a Favery talent.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Really good, right, are you let me check cold a second.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Are you in that you've been with the show a
- 39:05Speaker 1: long time? Are you on that drawing that he did?
- 39:09Speaker 4: I don't think Okay, yeah.
- 39:11Speaker 1: He made years ago. That's when Jake Warner was with me, Jahattis,
- 39:18Speaker 1: John was on there, Genie and Medford, Blind Scott. I
- 39:24Speaker 1: have it right outside my studio here in my remote studio.
- 39:28Speaker 1: I have the setup. Yeah. So we had some stuff
- 39:31Speaker 1: and last year, I don't know if you were listening, John,
- 39:34Speaker 1: out Back John and Joanna, we were really close to
- 39:38Speaker 1: a deal to get some merch like shirts, like I
- 39:40Speaker 1: have a whole store of random crap to sell, and
- 39:44Speaker 1: the thing fell apart at the very end. I would
- 39:47Speaker 1: I'd love to do it. I'd be cool if guys
- 39:49Speaker 1: want the stuff. And I don't think you make any
- 39:52Speaker 1: real money on it, and Everything's so expensive. That's the problem.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Everything's so expensive. It's like, hey, ya, yay, see what
- 40:00Speaker 1: we can do on that? Ryan from Maine. Are you
- 40:02Speaker 1: hanging in there? Justin? I know this is a long
- 40:04Speaker 1: we're going along here, justin This is a long Okay,
- 40:08Speaker 1: all right? Ryan and main right, since says Ben, and
- 40:10Speaker 1: mystery guest justin Cincinnati is who it is? Ryan. I
- 40:13Speaker 1: don't know about you, but I am a sucker for
- 40:16Speaker 1: a good conspiracy theory. Not sure if you are. But
- 40:19Speaker 1: if you have ever heard of the have you ever
- 40:21Speaker 1: heard of the mountain dew conspiracy? And that's from Ryan.
- 40:26Speaker 1: He says, do you have a favorite conspiracy theory? So Ryan,
- 40:31Speaker 1: Ryan asked that question for Mane. Do you justin know
- 40:34Speaker 1: about the mountain dew theory? Are you aware of this
- 40:37Speaker 1: conspiracy theory?
- 40:38Speaker 4: No? I am not? All right?
- 40:40Speaker 1: So according to what Ryan sent he says that there's
- 40:44Speaker 1: a theory that suggests the release of new mountain dew
- 40:48Speaker 1: products is coded and hints at events that take place.
- 40:53Speaker 1: For example, in two thousand and one, they released Code red,
- 40:58Speaker 1: and they compare it was cherry flavored, and then it
- 41:03Speaker 1: was supposedly Code red was a signal for the nine
- 41:06Speaker 1: to eleven attacks, Baja blast in four, there was a
- 41:11Speaker 1: tsunami in the Indian Ocean. There was the Maui burst
- 41:15Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen. That was in twenty nineteen. The fires
- 41:19Speaker 1: were in twenty twenty three. All right, this is bull crap.
- 41:23Speaker 1: I'm ignoring that. My favorite conspiracy right now, Ryan, that
- 41:29Speaker 1: would be I love the cal Ripkin one. The Michael
- 41:33Speaker 1: Jordan gambling so he went to play baseball in Birmingham,
- 41:36Speaker 1: the Patrick Ewing draft lottery, the cal Ripkin Kevin Costner
- 41:41Speaker 1: won is an alzheimer. I believe that to be true.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Costner may or may not have been doing something he
- 41:47Speaker 1: should have been doing. And cal Ripkin was gonna miss
- 41:50Speaker 1: a game just before he broke the record, the iron
- 41:53Speaker 1: Man record. They canceled the game. There was a power
- 41:55Speaker 1: outage at Camden Yards. Only in that neighborhood. The rest
- 42:00Speaker 1: of Baltimore had their power on. It was a Mariner
- 42:02Speaker 1: Orioles game. I think something was fishy with that. Any
- 42:08Speaker 1: conspiracy justin that you'd like to share, that's your favorite conspiracy.
- 42:13Speaker 5: I think one that's kind of cool is that Nixon
- 42:17Speaker 5: found out about what the CIA did to Kennedy and
- 42:22Speaker 5: then used it to blackmail the director of the CIA
- 42:25Speaker 5: to kill the other Kennedy.
- 42:28Speaker 4: Pre presidents.
- 42:30Speaker 1: I have not heard that one. That is a good one.
- 42:33Speaker 1: Do you think that.
- 42:33Speaker 5: I don't think any person on playing it benefited more
- 42:37Speaker 5: from both of those brothers dying than Nixon.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Did the Kennedy Do you think Kennedy was assassinated by
- 42:44Speaker 1: the CIA? That was an inside job in Dallas?
- 42:49Speaker 4: Yeah, CIA Military. Yeah. I'm tired of the mob trying
- 42:53Speaker 4: to take credit for that too. The mob's popping up
- 42:55Speaker 4: now and they have podcasts claiming everything. It's kind of lame.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you. Let's see Alf Wright's in from Alf,
- 43:06Speaker 1: the Illino piner from the Commonwealth. Yeah, hopefully going to
- 43:12Speaker 1: meet Alf this weekend. At the event, he says, out
- 43:15Speaker 1: of all your trips to the Bay State, how is
- 43:16Speaker 1: it possible you have not been to the Holy Land,
- 43:19Speaker 1: the Sacred Grounds where the greatest women's basketball playing coach
- 43:24Speaker 1: is in shrine, Muffett McGraw. Unbelievably, I too have never
- 43:27Speaker 1: been to the Naysmith Memorial Hall of Fame, which has
- 43:30Speaker 1: been in three different locations in my lifetime. And he says,
- 43:35Speaker 1: what better way to commemorate your trip to the Commonwealth
- 43:38Speaker 1: than for us to pop our Hall of Fame cherries
- 43:42Speaker 1: and visit the best sports hall of fame. I'm good.
- 43:47Speaker 1: I would like to go to the baseball Hall of Fame.
- 43:50Speaker 1: I have very little interest in going to the basketball
- 43:54Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. I'm good on that. The reason I don't.
- 43:57Speaker 1: I went to the NCAA Hall of Champions in Indianapolis
- 44:02Speaker 1: many years ago, and it was the most ridiculous hall
- 44:06Speaker 1: of Fame. It was like such a waste of my
- 44:07Speaker 1: time and money. I was like, I hope they improve that.
- 44:10Speaker 1: I'm good. A Ferg Dog in Fullerton writes in He says,
- 44:14Speaker 1: Ben and friend of the show, Caleb, isn't your only
- 44:18Speaker 1: listener who gets in trouble for staying up late listening
- 44:21Speaker 1: to your show. My mom yells at me all the time.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Ferg Dog says, to turn the damn radio off and
- 44:27Speaker 1: go to bed. But I do. I listen to her. No,
- 44:30Speaker 1: it shouldn't be any less impressive than Caleb. What he
- 44:34Speaker 1: does at eleven, I do it at forty one. And
- 44:38Speaker 1: he says, I have to formally apologize for openly professing
- 44:41Speaker 1: my love of ranch dressing on the show. I was
- 44:44Speaker 1: not blessed with a palette as refined and exquisite as yours.
- 44:49Speaker 1: So I actually taste it, actually tastes pretty good to me.
- 44:54Speaker 1: Ferg Doog says blasphemy. Is this where he be exactly right.
- 45:00Speaker 1: I've always I've always had it with my chicken fingers,
- 45:02Speaker 1: and bad habits are very hard to break. When did
- 45:06Speaker 1: you first discover ranch dressing is the devil's blood? What
- 45:09Speaker 1: is your oldest memory of tasting it? And friends of
- 45:13Speaker 1: the show, what are your thoughts on ranch dressing? Okay,
- 45:18Speaker 1: so Ferg Dog wants to know what you think of
- 45:20Speaker 1: ranch dressing.
- 45:21Speaker 5: Justin It's okay, I guess on a salad or hot
- 45:29Speaker 5: sauce has to be involved.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm of the age. When I was a kid,
- 45:34Speaker 1: ranch dressing really wasn't a thing. And when I forget
- 45:39Speaker 1: how old I was, I think maybe around ten or
- 45:41Speaker 1: something like that. All of a sudden, as I started
- 45:43Speaker 1: to become a thing, and and then I just I
- 45:48Speaker 1: knew it was it was not good. I knew there
- 45:49Speaker 1: was something evil about it, that it was possessed by
- 45:52Speaker 1: some satanic group, and I just I knew right away
- 45:56Speaker 1: that you need to stay away from this. And some
- 45:59Speaker 1: good people have lost a lot because they love ranch dressing.
- 46:03Speaker 1: It's it's it's unfortunate. Lucky Tony writes in from the
- 46:07Speaker 1: Bay Area, says, hey, Ben, you know what major League
- 46:09Speaker 1: Baseball needs a third base coach who likes to hold
- 46:13Speaker 1: his nuts talk about for muffins. Uh and and when
- 46:18Speaker 1: the bench is clear, a coach who's gonna knuckle up,
- 46:22Speaker 1: make it happen, captain. Thanks Ben, And that's from Lucky Tony.
- 46:26Speaker 1: I missed the old baseball fights, the old fights that
- 46:28Speaker 1: we used to have all the time, just in like.
- 46:30Speaker 4: Real legitimate fights. They were great, it's fun.
- 46:33Speaker 1: We're lucky we got to watch those when we were younger. Yeah. Yeah,
- 46:38Speaker 1: Lou was at the yep. Yeah. Rob Parker started that
- 46:42Speaker 1: whole thing. Rob. Yeah, he played the old telephone game
- 46:49Speaker 1: where Lou had said something. And then I'm probably butchering
- 46:55Speaker 1: the story, but Rob has told me the story a
- 46:56Speaker 1: few times. So Rob interviewed Loopanelau, who told him something
- 47:00Speaker 1: about Dibble. He then went to Dibble asked Dibble about
- 47:04Speaker 1: what Lew had said. Dibble then got upset and said something,
- 47:09Speaker 1: and then he went back to Panela and then and
- 47:12Speaker 1: then went back to Dibble, and then Dibble ended up
- 47:14Speaker 1: doing what he did. So it was it was Rob
- 47:19Speaker 1: that instigated that, and Dibble worked at our place. Good dude,
- 47:23Speaker 1: by the way, Rob Dibble, I like the guy, good Man.
- 47:25Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure like they're fine. There was no animosity
- 47:28Speaker 4: after that, I think.
- 47:30Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, those things usually blow over after
- 47:33Speaker 1: a couple of days unless.
- 47:34Speaker 4: The moralitaries win. That they got kind of helps.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, which is still the last one? Nineteen ninety right,
- 47:42Speaker 1: nineteen ninety, man, it's been been a minute. Got to
- 47:47Speaker 1: bring back Marge shot your your owner, March. That's right,
- 47:51Speaker 1: that's right.
- 47:53Speaker 4: Looks like a last raid kid.
- 47:55Speaker 1: All right, we'll get out on that. Justin, thank you
- 47:58Speaker 1: have anything you want to promote? Justin? And are you
- 48:00Speaker 1: going to come back to the show and play Jeopardy
- 48:02Speaker 1: and some of the other stuff like what's going on
- 48:04Speaker 1: with you? Anything you want to promote here?
- 48:06Speaker 4: No, that's a new promote. I'll just I'll listen. We'll
- 48:09Speaker 4: call in some more.
- 48:10Speaker 1: I guess yeah, guess, all right, no pressure, no pressure. Well, thanks,
- 48:14Speaker 1: just appreciate that. Have a great day. I will be
- 48:16Speaker 1: back tonight. Now. The schedule this week. The schedule this
- 48:20Speaker 1: week on the radio show I Am in tonight. I'll
- 48:22Speaker 1: be in the first three days of the week. I'm
- 48:25Speaker 1: then heading to Boston a little bit early so I
- 48:29Speaker 1: get a little time prior to the meet and greet,
- 48:31Speaker 1: which is going to be on Friday after the Red
- 48:33Speaker 1: Sox game. So I will be on the radio show
- 48:38Speaker 1: for the first three nights of the week, then the
- 48:39Speaker 1: last two will be away, and then I'm working the
- 48:42Speaker 1: weekend because we all have the podcast. I'm planning on
- 48:45Speaker 1: having the podcast per normal next weekend, so you'll get
- 48:49Speaker 1: that the radio show is a little diceier, so keep
- 48:52Speaker 1: that in mind. And then we'll go to Worcester on Saturday,
- 48:56Speaker 1: Boston on Friday, Worster on Saturday. So that is the schedule.
- 49:00Speaker 1: So when guys start bitching and complaining where are you at,
- 49:03Speaker 1: I don't understand why are you not here? You know,
- 49:06Speaker 1: because you actually listen to the podcast the fifth hour,
- 49:08Speaker 1: and those guys don't know, so they can go, you know,
- 49:11Speaker 1: eat rocks. All right, we'll talk to you next time
- 49:14Speaker 1: about Felicia