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Capítulo 114: Cheugy AF · Locatora Radio [A Radiophonic Novela]

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  Speaker 1: what we really want to talk about is a topic
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  Speaker 1: that we've seen floating around the Internet, of course, and
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  Speaker 1: that's this this word, this concept of being choog ee.
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  Speaker 1: We think that's the pronunciation. We had to go on
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  Speaker 1: TikTok and look it up. Here are some things that
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  Speaker 1: are so delicious take it from me. Gen's here and
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  Speaker 1: I get in trouble for this one, but slow fashion
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  Speaker 1: like cool, You've got out of a thrift store way
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  Speaker 1: to gate keep. I'll never find that you can still
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  Speaker 1: care about the environment and shop a shed peeing in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the night. You're old. Nothing screams millennial
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  Speaker 1: quite like a self help book like okay, boss Pade.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing that's like fried should you know stick
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  Speaker 1: makes me want to bomb? Is dead People's ashes, it's
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  Speaker 1: just not trendy. Um, we've seen different people like post
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  Speaker 1: about it. Of course, it's all over TikTok. And what
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  Speaker 1: we can glean is it something to do with things
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  Speaker 1: that millennials like that, Like if millennials like it, it's bad,
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  Speaker 1: but if gen z likes it, then it's good. Something
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  Speaker 1: like that, Right, It's like something along those lines like
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  Speaker 1: air Force ones with black socks, gatorade. I'm having a
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  Speaker 1: hard time. I mean, you shouldn't wear white shoes and
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  Speaker 1: white sox is what I have learned. So fine, but
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  Speaker 1: it yeah, like Mala said, it's like, wait, aren't yall
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  Speaker 1: like going into our closets from two thousand five and
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  Speaker 1: like wearing what we used to wear and like bringing
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  Speaker 1: it back like please leave it please those two thousands literally,
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  Speaker 1: and here's what I feel like. Throughout the years, I
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  Speaker 1: have donated so many clothes to like the Salvation Army
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  Speaker 1: in the good Will and listen to that and the
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  Speaker 1: other and so literally the clothes that these kids are
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  Speaker 1: going and buying are probably literally our actual clothes. They're
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  Speaker 1: literally my clothes. And any of the influencers who are
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  Speaker 1: in like TikTok houses and high houses or just generally
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  Speaker 1: in the l A area, and if they're thrift ng
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  Speaker 1: and then they're posting there probably literally buying what was
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  Speaker 1: the brand with the little monkeys on them? And like
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  Speaker 1: with the monkeys, there was a brand that there's a
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  Speaker 1: little brand where they would have monkeys on them, and
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  Speaker 1: then there was another brand where there was the bunnies
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  Speaker 1: would have like funny little sardonic sayings, and then like yes,
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  Speaker 1: all those, all those and all the hot topic like
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. I'm like, you guys are literally wearing
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  Speaker 1: my clothes. So how I'm not accepting it. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: accepting it. Okay, here's some things that I think are
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  Speaker 1: choogy apple watches, any flavor of gatorade, the store garage,
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  Speaker 1: air forces specifically the way want those pearls, Saturn necklaces,
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  Speaker 1: Mike's a hard lemonade, windmills, anyone with brown or black hair,
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  Speaker 1: road signs, the Yin Yang symbol, rectangle glasses, purple shirts,
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  Speaker 1: driving in general, having green nails. Honestly, the scott Avocados
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  Speaker 1: baseball games. Okay, So what I find interesting is like
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  Speaker 1: the real conflict is really between like white millennials and
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  Speaker 1: white gen's ears. I feel like the white millennials take
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  Speaker 1: it bar personally, I'm more like, you're doing what we
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  Speaker 1: used to do now and it's considered trendy. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: stop don't bring that back. Yeah. I'm also reminded, like
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's that saying that it always it all
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  Speaker 1: comes back around, like fashion always comes back. And my
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  Speaker 1: mom never ever got rid of any of her clothes,
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  Speaker 1: and she would always say that, like it all comes back,
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  Speaker 1: it always comes back. And throughout the years, I've definitely
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  Speaker 1: gone into my mom's closet, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: to like borrow pieces and to you know, especially like accessories, jackets, belt,
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  Speaker 1: you know, jewelry, cool shoes, purses, things like that. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so I feel like it happens. It happens. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you guys being so nasty about it? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Like, you're welcome that we passed. We passed
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  Speaker 1: it all, we passed it on. You're welcome. I was
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  Speaker 1: dying because somebody on Twitter, like there was a viral
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  Speaker 1: tweet where someone like a child the youth on posh
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  Speaker 1: mark had posted a photo of like a longsleeve tea
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  Speaker 1: and it was like Bella Swan vibes, and I was
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  Speaker 1: dying because the sweater was marked like the T shirt
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  Speaker 1: was marked up really high because it's supposedly like Bella
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  Speaker 1: Swan vibes, and it was like a side by side
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  Speaker 1: of the T shirt and Bella Swan from Twilight, you
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  Speaker 1: know what Twilight is even having a resurgence, which I
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  Speaker 1: think is so funny. Um that Taylor Lautner is like
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  Speaker 1: having a comeback because who is he even, like does
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  Speaker 1: he still do things? I don't know. I haven't heard
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  Speaker 1: anything about Taylor Lautner. And it is fascinating, right because
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  Speaker 1: it's like Twilight, not unlike an Hathaway. Right, So first
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  Speaker 1: comes out everybody loves. People are obsessed, you know, all
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  Speaker 1: over the place, sequels, multiple movies like the and there's
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  Speaker 1: a period where people are like picking apart Twilight and
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  Speaker 1: making fun of it and it's this and it's bad
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  Speaker 1: and it's this. And I think people had things with
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  Speaker 1: Stephanie Meyer right, like people were saying things about her,
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  Speaker 1: like people have had issues with her. Um And and
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  Speaker 1: now here we come right like it's been rediscovered in
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  Speaker 1: like a different light again not unlike and like now
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  Speaker 1: people are online like I never understood why you guys
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  Speaker 1: were so mean to Ann Hathaway, anything wrong when people
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  Speaker 1: mean to Ann Hathaway, Oh my god, you don't remember
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  Speaker 1: Okay and Hathaway, Stan, I love these product. Princess Diaries
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  Speaker 1: raised me, Um, Megabin't raised me. Shonda Rhimes was also
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  Speaker 1: a part of that. So the list, there was a
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  Speaker 1: period of time and it was very intense. I remember
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  Speaker 1: Um it was around lay Miss when she was in
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  Speaker 1: La Miss rob and she won an award? Did she
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  Speaker 1: win an oscar? And she gave a speech and then
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  Speaker 1: she just says it came true. And everyone hated it.
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  Speaker 1: And people felt like she was all over the place
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  Speaker 1: and they were tired of her and too much and
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  Speaker 1: Hathaway and they thought she's been corny and just ingenuous.
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  Speaker 1: You know, all the dumb things that people project onto
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  Speaker 1: women in the spotlight, didn't you know, like a con
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  Speaker 1: artist's boyfriend fiance around this time, Like I'm I want
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  Speaker 1: to say yes, so like I'm sure she had a
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  Speaker 1: hell of stuff going on, So leave her alone. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's like she was a call back to the lay
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  Speaker 1: Miss script. Why are we hating on this, Like leave
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  Speaker 1: it alone. Let her have her moment. She chopped her
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  Speaker 1: hair off for the role. Yes, it's her beautiful hair.
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  Speaker 1: You know, okay, y'all, So today we are really excited
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  Speaker 1: and and es of it and ship. So yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: like Twilight again. We love Taylor Lotrian. I love how
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  Speaker 1: like every time people rediscover Taylor it's like he's just white.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what Yeah? Yeah. I saw something similar to where
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  Speaker 1: people were like, okay, now someone in particular, I don't
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  Speaker 1: recall the person on Twitter, but it was something along
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  Speaker 1: the lines of like, now that Twilight is having a
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  Speaker 1: resurgence and it's popular again, like keep in mind that
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  Speaker 1: Stephanie Meyer completely like ripped off the Native American tribe
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: from that particular region in Seattle, and she like reported
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  Speaker 1: or wrote about things that weren't true and basically like
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: learn your ship, like if you're gonna like it, like
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  Speaker 1: also learned the accuracies um and the inaccuracies of the
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  Speaker 1: particular native tribe and how they were portrayed in that film.
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  Speaker 1: So it's kind of like, yeah, I mean a white
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  Speaker 1: woman writing about sucking vampires and wolves. Yeah, that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: surprise me that she got a ton of things inaccurate
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  Speaker 1: and was disrespectful and all of that. Yeah, And it's
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  Speaker 1: it's interesting because this conversation was being had on Tumblr
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  Speaker 1: and like many many of the exact same He's he's white,
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  Speaker 1: Stephanie Myers was disrespectful to natives, And these are both
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  Speaker 1: facts surrounding the projects. But it's always it's the same,
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  Speaker 1: it's the same. But because it's the same projects, I
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  Speaker 1: want to know. I want to know what's the what's
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: the stuff that we haven't heard yet in all these years.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have any other tea, we don't have any
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: other gossips, we don't have any other fun facts, no
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: fun facts, girl, except now I like Kristen Stewart now
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  Speaker 1: that she's queer, Like I think she has like something
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  Speaker 1: edgy and like sexy about her. I'm like, yeah, she's cute.
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  Speaker 1: She's she's a cuteie. She's like, she she's cute. She
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  Speaker 1: does something sexy about her. There is she has a
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  Speaker 1: Bella Swan older, she has a smolder. Yes, as Bella Swan.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's this is painful, Like this is horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Rewatching rewatching some of the films and like the clips
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, it was okay. So the other day I
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  Speaker 1: went out and I went to go see Christol perform,
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  Speaker 1: and then me and some friends ended up at Lessie
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  Speaker 1: That and then we ended up at Noble Jalisco, and
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  Speaker 1: then we ended up at my friend's house and we
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  Speaker 1: started watching movies and in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 1: we're like, let's watch Twilight. Something is just in the air.
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  Speaker 1: We just felt like watching Flight. When I was recovering
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  Speaker 1: from no when I was in the midst sick with COVID,
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  Speaker 1: I was watching Twilight because I was like, I just
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  Speaker 1: need to put something on and just not think feel nada,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: and I was. I watched the entire series, the four
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  Speaker 1: part series, and it was horrible, but it was comforting,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, there's something to this, very comforting,
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  Speaker 1: very comforting, and like it was looking back at the acting.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's very melodramatic. I mean it's very but
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  Speaker 1: I think it's it's a melodrama. Well, it's also why A.
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  Speaker 1: Not that y A has to be bad. I think
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  Speaker 1: the y A is really really phenomenal and there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of amazing why A authors. So I don't mean
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  Speaker 1: that disrespectfully. I just mean like it was written geared
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  Speaker 1: towards youth, like teenagers, but it took like a life
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  Speaker 1: of its own. It became like all ages. People were obsessed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and for a reason and for a reason.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I think are our young our young eyes,
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  Speaker 1: like we're seeing it very differently than our more mature Yes,
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• 17:42
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