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#140 Two Ranting Parents · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Both Oscar and I have been banned from Mario Kart
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  Speaker 1: in my house. Go On April has officially banned Mario Kart.
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  Speaker 1: Oscar used to come home after school want to play
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  Speaker 1: me marriy cut, but I kept kicking his ass, and
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  Speaker 1: then I would try and be.
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  Speaker 2: A good winner. Would you antagonize him?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? I would laugh at something that happened on
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  Speaker 1: the screen that wasn't even had to do with him,
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  Speaker 1: and he'd be like, I don't love.
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  Speaker 2: Hating laughter. And now we're both well that'll learn you that,
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  Speaker 2: it will learn me.
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  Speaker 1: So look, Oscar's taking it harder than I am.
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  Speaker 2: The b to doo doating dads.
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  Speaker 1: I am Mattie J and I'm Ash.
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  Speaker 3: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is
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  Speaker 3: the good, it is.
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  Speaker 2: The bad and the relatable.
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  Speaker 3: And if you've come for advice, shock horror, it's not
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  Speaker 3: gonna happen, It's not going to happen. Absolutely not. Just
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  Speaker 3: realized I've been so sore. I just my back has
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  Speaker 3: been stiff. Thank you, and I'm not just talking about
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  Speaker 3: your peenis there is just laugh good start. I realized
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  Speaker 3: what I did was that go On. I am renovating a.
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  Speaker 2: House start this again.
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  Speaker 3: At the moment, renovating a house, I thought it was finished,
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  Speaker 3: renovating a house, Ash, tell me it's never finished, just abandoned.
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  Speaker 2: Hmmm. K.
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  Speaker 3: So we were doing a bit of landscaping. A lovely
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  Speaker 3: young man named Charlie who was helping us out shirtless,
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  Speaker 3: he no, very very short shorts, very short shorts. I
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  Speaker 3: saw him once in normal clothing attire and you know,
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  Speaker 3: nothing to gork at. And then he came dressed ready
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  Speaker 3: to work and he had like proper, like seventy shorts.
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  Speaker 2: On nothing a gorecat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a lot of a lot of thigh And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, Bolt, yeah, subtle, it's just like not
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  Speaker 3: a not enough to be like that's off pudding, but
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  Speaker 3: just enough to like every now and then the sun
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  Speaker 3: would catch it.
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  Speaker 2: It would catch the sun.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, there's nothing out off putting about any
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  Speaker 1: size bolt Man.
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  Speaker 3: But the whole time, Ash, I've been like, hey, if
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  Speaker 3: you need a hand, in a hand, I'm more than
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  Speaker 3: capable of cradling.
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  Speaker 2: And oh, sorry, Jess, I hate that she does. She
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  Speaker 2: really hates that. I can see. That's why I did it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's good, I'm off for it.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like I will give you a hand.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, oh yeah, okay, that's all right.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, let me help you. I need
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  Speaker 3: to feel like a man. Also gets me out of
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  Speaker 3: looking after the kids. Smart, Thank you Smart. I like
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  Speaker 3: anything to get out of helping. And he was like, look,
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  Speaker 3: we have some road base, a little bit of road
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  Speaker 3: based coming. Do you say what is road based? Keep
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  Speaker 3: a ton of it. And we're doing buckets in the trailer.
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  Speaker 3: In the buckets down the side of the house.
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  Speaker 2: Boom. I was like, I can help you. Where was
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  Speaker 2: it going? It was going in Noah, you're asking questions. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: well you can't start us. Story was going?
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  Speaker 3: There was okay, there's a trim of the deck and
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  Speaker 3: it's going in base the trim around the deck and
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  Speaker 3: then we're having some stones on top.
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  Speaker 2: And I did about six buckets.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, a single bucket at a time, double double smart.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Part of a part of painters training just
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  Speaker 1: to is you know how heavy those drums twenty leads.
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  Speaker 2: Are like twenty kilos. Well leaders is more than twenty kilos,
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  Speaker 2: is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty leaders of water is twenty kilos and paint thicker,
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  Speaker 1: so wouldn't it be heavy? Lots to think about, a
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  Speaker 1: lot to think about. They stay to carry too at
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  Speaker 1: once even out the way better for you're back smart.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: I was just following what Charlie was doing.
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  Speaker 3: So his name is Charlie, Charlie and his bulg and
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  Speaker 3: he's doing a great job. Charlie, sorry from being inappropriate here.
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  Speaker 3: You're very handsome, very handsome. But I've done a couple
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  Speaker 3: of buckets. I did maybe half an hour of like
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  Speaker 3: buckets and pouring, and then Lauda was like, You've got
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  Speaker 3: to take the kids. And I've woken up this morning
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I feel like I've been like compressed
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  Speaker 3: my spine.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you have heavy man chees. How do these boys
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  Speaker 2: do that all day?
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  Speaker 1: Muscle memory? It becomes muscle memory, right, they work on it.
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  Speaker 1: You're just like it's like going into a gym, a
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  Speaker 1: bodybuilder's gym, you and then them saying to you, right,
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  Speaker 1: come over here and lift this what they would usually lift.
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  Speaker 1: And then you waken up the next day and no
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  Speaker 1: wonder you saw.
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  Speaker 2: I did do? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me, as someone who has spent a lot of
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  Speaker 3: time on site as a accomplished, accomplished painter, when are
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  Speaker 3: you accomplished?
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  Speaker 2: Not so much.
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  Speaker 3: Just what do you call someone who's finished the trade?
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  Speaker 3: That your qualified painter?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So he had two buckets and he was like
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  Speaker 3: shoveling it off the back of the tray into the buckets.
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  Speaker 3: And there's a number of buckets there on the floor,
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  Speaker 3: and I went to grab two and I said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I just put one more shovel in this one here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't like it, swinging your dick around that nice,
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  Speaker 1: You're like coming here, he comes to my fucking trunk.
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  Speaker 2: Fill up this bucket to the to the bring you
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  Speaker 2: little bit. And then I was like five steps away
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  Speaker 2: from being like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he was shoveling and then carrying. I'm guessing so
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  Speaker 1: he's doing both. Yeah, and you're just like.
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  Speaker 2: Top it off, a big fellow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, last week I told a story, yes, about
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  Speaker 1: something I broke as a child.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, and we are lucky enough. Sorry fucking sorry, No,
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  Speaker 2: that's all right. You get a lot on your plate.
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  Speaker 3: You tell a lot of stories. It's hard to keep up. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I'll just shut my mouth. No, you just like in
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  Speaker 3: a good way. You're like a never ending pig. Because
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to show amazing stories.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, And you've got a lot on your plane
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  Speaker 1: and I'm seeing what understand where you've forgot.
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  Speaker 3: Renovating for those For those who are unaware, it was
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  Speaker 3: the car door ther door.
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  Speaker 1: So I inadverted speech, I can't move too much. I
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  Speaker 1: was blamed for something that happened, which was the door
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  Speaker 1: ripping off on the poor side of a fence. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but my sister blamed me for our whole childhood until
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  Speaker 1: she did finally admit when we were teenagers that it
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  Speaker 1: was her that actually left the door open which led
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  Speaker 1: to it being ripped off. Now we are lucky enough
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  Speaker 1: to have my sister who's willing to take questions from you,
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  Speaker 1: Matt about said into and so what we'll do to
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  Speaker 1: give a quick call please, and we will ask her
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  Speaker 1: to defend herself.
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  Speaker 2: Her start of the story's a good answer. Now, oh well,
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  Speaker 2: someone's got cold feet. She knows the truth. You're there.
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  Speaker 1: For those reastening. My sister's name is Beth. I refer
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  Speaker 1: to Beth. That's who I am referring to.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, it's just it's just Jesus, sorry to put you
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  Speaker 4: through this painful phone call. Okay, can I just can
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  Speaker 4: I just say, Beth, if you would like to. You
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  Speaker 4: may have a lawyer present for this phone call. Anything
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  Speaker 4: you say or do will be held against you and
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  Speaker 4: possibly used in court.
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  Speaker 2: I understand. Yeah, have you practiced that long? No, I
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  Speaker 2: just watched a lot of law.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Ben, I want you to give us your
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  Speaker 1: version of the story, like exposing our family.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel poor those two things together. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: must have just felt.
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  Speaker 1: We lived in a We lived in abestos riddled house.
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  Speaker 3: I bet it was like a marble fence and ash
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, it was horrible.
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  Speaker 1: I lived next door as the Italians, a concrete fence.
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  Speaker 1: We had a statue of Baby Jesus out the front. Yeah, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: like it was quite a memorable moment in our family.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember it being a really big deal because
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  Speaker 1: the car had electric windows.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 2: He says, yeah, because there was just all.
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  Speaker 5: These electronics that had to get pixed, as well as
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  Speaker 5: just the door.
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  Speaker 1: This was twenty eight years ago we're talking about. I
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  Speaker 1: can't really remember the specifics, but I do remember it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, being assumed that Ashton left the door open just
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  Speaker 5: obviously went on with that, like, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Want to take a blame for you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, a couple of thousand dollars worth of damage to
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  Speaker 5: your dad's favorite car, only car.
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  Speaker 1: He kind of took it on the Chino me.
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  Speaker 2: He just kept Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like he didn't deny it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like four years old, barely tall, just went along
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  Speaker 3: with it.
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  Speaker 2: I think I just had to cop up because I
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  Speaker 2: was the youngest.
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  Speaker 4: You were, you know.
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  Speaker 2: The showman of the siblings.
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  Speaker 5: I think you just enjoyed being the center of attention
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  Speaker 5: of this story.
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  Speaker 2: So, oh, he's fine with it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: It obviously made her the victim here, which I like,
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  Speaker 3: living in the shadows of Ashwicks, which must have been.
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  Speaker 1: Very difficult me understand where I come from.
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  Speaker 3: What was the moment which led to you owning up
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  Speaker 3: to the incident.
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  Speaker 2: You can't get any trouble now ten years later. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it is a rule once once you hit a decade,
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  Speaker 2: it's a clean slate, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: And I know Ashton's taken the blame for this, but
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I did it.
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  Speaker 2: Very good, very good. I appreciate being blamed for so long.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so glad that now you'll be right. My therapist
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  Speaker 2: has heard about this story many times.
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  Speaker 3: Is this the final page though of the story. Are
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  Speaker 3: we now putting this to bed?
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  Speaker 2: Finally? I know, oh ah, she's there.
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  Speaker 1: I think the term no, I think Mum did call
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  Speaker 1: me about it continues, it continues.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like once I've spoken to Mum about I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't want to take it to my deathbed. I very
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  Speaker 2: appreciate that. We appreciate you being on the podcast Beth
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  Speaker 2: and owning up. Also, happy birthday, Thank you? How old
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  Speaker 2: are you thirty thirty seven? Well congratulations, don't look a
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  Speaker 2: day over twenty. Stop creeping on my sister. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thanks Beth. It'll still come up with my therapist.
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  Speaker 1: But I appreciate you owning up to it. There we
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  Speaker 1: have it, so open the horses.
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  Speaker 2: Now we have it. Wow. Can I just pull you
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  Speaker 2: up on one thing? You were there?
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  Speaker 3: You know those you know, those celebrities like I think
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: Pink is one who's she's been outed for not being poor,
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  Speaker 3: but she pretended to be poor to be more relatable.
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  Speaker 3: Are you No, you're essentially the podcast version of Pink.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, we were so poor, and then she's like,
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  Speaker 3: then the Bentley was so badly damaged that we didn't
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  Speaker 3: even get to drive it. For a whole two weeks
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  Speaker 3: electric windows support.
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  Speaker 1: It was a rental fire, rough asbestos house that my
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  Speaker 1: dad felt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm just having a flashback. Fuck, what is
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  Speaker 2: it now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my dad fell through the asbestos roof when he
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  Speaker 1: was trying to fix the antenna so that we get reception.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember coming out of my bedroom and it happened,
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  Speaker 1: and all I could see where his legs flailing about
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  Speaker 1: through the ceiling. We should have.
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  Speaker 2: Asked that stunt. Believe.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe anything you say, because, like, really, show
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  Speaker 3: me a photo of that. I bet it was like
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  Speaker 3: a three story beachfront manch and Ash was like.
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  Speaker 2: We could barely have any food. We had baked beans
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  Speaker 2: for Christmas. Please, Yes we did. Please, And you're always
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  Speaker 2: having to go at me.
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  Speaker 1: We did, I tell you right now, all of the
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  Speaker 1: servants had to have baked beans.
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  Speaker 2: Moving on Easter hat parade blame. Did you did Oscar
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  Speaker 2: do one for school?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: He did? Did you go? Yeah? It was so lame.
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  Speaker 3: There is nothing more special, Ash than looking at the
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  Speaker 3: face of your child as they lock eyes with you,
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  Speaker 3: and they realized that one of the most beloved family
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  Speaker 3: members that parent is in the crowd.
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  Speaker 2: Cheering them on. Oscar does this thing where he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: look at anyone. His looks at the ground. He knows
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  Speaker 2: we're there. You didn't get awave, you didn't get nothing special.
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  Speaker 1: Nah. He had a pretty cool He did his hat
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  Speaker 1: with his buddy.
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  Speaker 2: They did it together. It looked pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Did two laps of the oval?
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  Speaker 2: Two? Make your works with your school and like making
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  Speaker 2: them endure endurance.
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  Speaker 1: Length childhood obesity is not a joke, man, And they
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  Speaker 1: did twenty four laps of the Oval and now they're
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  Speaker 1: all athletes. But yeah, look it was fifty minutes long parade.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how many How many years do they do at
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  Speaker 2: your school? All of it every year?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? That's I felt like a one hundred grades.
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  Speaker 3: Could you not make it because Oscar being kindy start
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  Speaker 3: with kindy?
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  Speaker 2: Could you then be lying out of there? Or did
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  Speaker 2: you have to hang around?
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  Speaker 1: He was the first class to go, and I looked
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  Speaker 1: at April, like, yes, let's get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: And then she was crying such a cryer. I let
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  Speaker 2: her cry. Did she cry across country? Yeah? Dude, emotions
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  Speaker 2: are good to experience, are they? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And then yeah, then we had to sit there the
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  Speaker 1: whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you guys get out of there.
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  Speaker 1: They would have seen us. Oh he has to go
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  Speaker 1: sit back down with his class. It's all about I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to throw my sister under the bus
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  Speaker 3: seat because she's a very good parent, one of the best.
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  Speaker 2: Will we all know that? Oh yeah, o Kate, if
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  Speaker 2: you're listenings. She loves the podcast. She was like, the
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  Speaker 2: easter had parade, don't even bother And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean. She's like, it's it's a non
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  Speaker 2: event at school. So I was like, okay, fine, Like
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to tell me twice not to go
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  Speaker 2: to an event. And my sister is someone who would
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  Speaker 2: have and like swimming, carnivals, cross country, she attends them all.
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  Speaker 2: She's the parent that goes.
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  Speaker 3: She is the going parent. And so I was thinking, well,
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  Speaker 3: if she's not going to attend, if it's not important
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  Speaker 3: enough for my sister, I'm not going to go.
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  Speaker 2: Would you.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as you get the opportunity for an out
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  Speaker 1: of one of these things, you're not going to question it.
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  Speaker 3: So she's never been to one of these that parades
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  Speaker 3: at the school that we now attend with Marley. Okay
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  Speaker 3: and Marley was like, hey, who's coming to the Easter parade?
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  Speaker 3: Or I think I was like, hey, marley's the heads
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  Speaker 3: up this Friday the US that parade.
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  Speaker 2: We're not coming. No one's going to come and watch you.
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  Speaker 2: No one to hear that. No, we do love you.
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  Speaker 3: Now that I think about it, it was big news
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  Speaker 3: for her to digest. She was in tears. I couldn't attend.
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  Speaker 3: Laura couldn't attend. No, yeah, okay, and she did have
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  Speaker 3: a beautiful hat that we made.
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  Speaker 2: But Marley was hysterical.
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  Speaker 3: And then Nana, thank heavens, said I can attend Eli
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  Speaker 3: like night and shining armor, the backbone of his family.
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  Speaker 2: She is, she really is. I keep like waving my
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  Speaker 2: left arm because that's where she's She's not yet, that's
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  Speaker 2: her quarters. She's on holidays. But thankfully she attended. And
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  Speaker 2: this is like the event was a big deal. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: why was it a big deal? My sister was like,
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  Speaker 2: it's nothing. You get. You get like thirty seconds, you
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  Speaker 2: have one cookwave and you get out of there. It
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  Speaker 2: was like a full on. They only do the first
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  Speaker 2: three years of school, so the older kids don't do it.
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  Speaker 3: Every parent was there. The kids do the Easter Hat parade.
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  Speaker 3: They'd do a whole class choreography. Choreography, choreography, corey, huh, choreo.
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  Speaker 3: That is a weird it is a weird word. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Choreography. It's not easy this thing. I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 2: saying it wrong. Corey ography, ography, well, choreography. It was.
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  Speaker 2: It was massive, huge event. What was the dance? Chicken dance?
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, also did the chicken not me,
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  Speaker 1: but they also did the chicken dance.
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  Speaker 2: It's a classic.
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  Speaker 1: It's a banger.
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  Speaker 2: It's a classic.
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  Speaker 3: And I had other parents messaging me, going, hey, you
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  Speaker 3: know the Eastern parades on today, and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that give missing the chicken dance. And
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  Speaker 2: it was great. My nana said it was one of
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  Speaker 2: the best East Hat parades she's ever attended.
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  Speaker 1: She's having you on for sure, she's definitely laying the
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  Speaker 1: boot in because it probably was good. But to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and it's like, oh, you know, how was
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  Speaker 1: last night, and you want to just like rub it.
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  Speaker 2: It was a non event. It was nothing.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: It was the best night of my life. It was
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: the best parade I've ever been to. That's what she said,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I believe it. I believe it, And it was like
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: the look on Marley's face. She sent me the video
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: and just Marley.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: She looked up and realized that Nana was there, one
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: of the family members. The backbone, the backbone, the night
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: was there. I thought you were going to say something.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: It wasn't.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: The night was there. Yeah, so you would have loved
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: that you got it on camera. I don't want to.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I can't share the footage because Marley is the school uniform.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: We can't share. We can't share this guy.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: It's like the and there's also other kids there as well.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It's like whenever I take Ma, she's swimming aprils, like
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: get a photo, I'm like, okay, yeah, a fully grown
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: man taking photo of kids in their bathing suits.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: That's gonna look real fucking good.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Again, I'm attacking my sister here, making me feel better
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: about myself. It was the Daughters of the Son's last
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: year because next year he won't do the tap parade.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she cried my sister. Yeah, she's having a
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: great time. She's a the beach. Oh that's right. She
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: didn't even go. I had to go. I didn't endure it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I just mentioned swimming lessons. I take Macy every Thursday.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Do you still take your girls? Still go?
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I've got an arrangement now on Friday mornings ash where
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: my sister takes takes her child and takes Lola.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, can she take Macy to swimming lessons?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: She's fine.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: The problem is with these swimming lists.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: They're indoor.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Usually your one's indoor in the door. Yeah, it's so
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: hot in there. Now it's now, it's nice.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I'm walking into a micro climate. It's like raining walking
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: there and there's a cloud and it's raining.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Is yours a chlorinated pool? Yeah?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: What's the type of It's like apsults? Ours is like
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: a type of It's gonna make me sound like an
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: epsolt a bond?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Is that? Yeah?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Ours was actually Champagne.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I just I should have stopped myself. Yeah you should have. Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: as okay, I'll stop. You stop on swimming lessons.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: And Mason has started to She's all of a sudden
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: from not wanting to put her head under whatsoever. She's
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: a very mouth open swimmer, having a great time and
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: she and that causes a lot of water to go
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: and be ingested, as you can imagine. But all of
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: a sudden, she's decided that she wants to shut her mouth,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: hold a breath, and go on water and swim on
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: her own, which is when you watch it and you're like, huh,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, which is great, except there's in
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: the class. There's a couple of kids, like say three
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: four kids depending, I'm not sure what the capacity is,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: and when they're doing their individual swims, the other one
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: sit on the step and you would hope they sit
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: on the step nicely. But Mabie is a bit of
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: a dar devil now that she can swim on her own,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: so she's just started taking off when the other kids
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: being attended to, just just putting the head under and
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: taken off under the water and the like.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: It's good to see that confidence. But at the same
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: time is kids are fucking dumb.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: She had to get rescued. I'm not I'm like twenty
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: or thirty meters away. You have to you know how,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: you have to sit where all the parents are.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: You're the creepy guy taking photos of the kids. I
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: was under the water, you're in the back corner, caged.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Came around with my big camera and why did that
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: make you sit twenty meters.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: It's not it's the other end of the pool. And
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: you can't you sit next to her, your child's swimming.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Well, it is directly in line, there's no obstruction.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: But she's at that end of the door on the
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: street through the fence.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm sitting there and I saw her like leap
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: off the submerged step, and I thought, here we go
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: and just to see what would happen. And she sunk
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: like a stone and then she started to like swim
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: and when one of the instructors walking past just leans over,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: reaches in and grabs her and just had to pull
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: her straight out.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: And just like having a great time.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: But like every time the teacher turns his back. Now
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: it's going to be stressful for a teacher, Yeah, yeah.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: And I can hear him saying to her, don't go
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: when it's not your turn, don't go on to just
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: stay right here.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: But she's not. No one tells Macie what to exactly.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Right, and she was like fuck you, fuck you, and
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: she's just straight into the deep pan. And it's like
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: it's become like thirty minutes of like just nerve racking.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: At will Macy make it out?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, fuck, I'm ready, I'm anxiety turned out
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: in a lifeguard shirt, just waiting waiting for it to
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: sink to the bottom. But the fact is that walking
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: instructors walking past and had to stop because the other
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: guy was right the other end.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: It was like, for fux sake, Macon, just Lola, Lola
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: at the beach. Fuck, it's annoying, so annoying. And there's
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: always a new problem with kids, you know, every week.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: You know, for example, like we hit the milestone of
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Lola not being a nappies fucking great, celebrate that when absolutely,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: But then at the same time that happens, she's also
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: then a bit like Macy become confident in the water
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: and we're at the beach and she wants to swim out,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: like beyond the point where she's like touching the sand.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool and yeah, but she can't swim. Oh yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: So she's like she goes, swims out, sinks. I then
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: save her and she's like, what do you think you're doing?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I remember, actually I remember from the cruise last year. Wait,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: She's like, she can't swim, but she also doesn't want
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: your help.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: If I touch her she's like, get your fucking fingures
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: off me and put me back down. And I'm like,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: you were at the bottom of the pool, and she's like,
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: I know what I'm doing.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: So then I let her sing. I wait.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Ten seconds goes by and I'm like, I'll lift her
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: back up and.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: She's like, I said, unhand me. She's just on the
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: bottom of the floor.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: The floor.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, do I do?
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I just let her drown once, just one time, like
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: a supervised drowning, just to I would endorse that, just
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: to like let her know that, like, hey, you could die,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I'm saving your life here.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like when I like my kids have
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: zero road sense, and I'm like, do you understand if
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: that car hits you, You're gone? Do we do a
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: controlled hit and run hit and run? We're we should
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: start a business.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Can we go the Easter shows on?
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Can we go to the Dodge and Cars and just
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: give her a little tap, a love tap?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to break a bone. I was
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: thinking about hitting them with my car. But okay, okay,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: we could.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Put like a couple of cushions on the front of
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: the carver fine, yeah, control you don't want to break
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: a fema. But you do want them to be on
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: their backside and have a cry, Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Just a little.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: They don't understand these things can go once again, just
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: for legal reasons.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Don't take anything that we say as a.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Vin controlled death.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: It's like controlled crying, but it's just.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Like controlled dying.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I think we've nailed this. I don't think
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: we've gone a bit off topic there.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: My kids went over there at the beach and they
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: get hit with the wave of all of a sudden,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: they hate the beach.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Now on actually, just really quickly, just really quickly before
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: we go into a new segment.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, really, because we do have a new segment. I
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: did make a promise to Jest that this would be
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: a quick episode slash segment. We always promise that we
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: never do.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Lola hates having sand on her feet at the beach. Oh,
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: She's like, she washes her feet and the sand along
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: the edge of like where the water is, the sand
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: is hard. So she's fine, takes four more steps away
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: from the water, she gets sand on her feet and she's.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Like, oh my god.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You sand. It's like Macy hates it on her hands.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: So I've got to when we get to the beach,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I've got to go fill a bucket up with water
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: so that every time she does anything in the sand,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: to go make sure.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: She's like it's never ending, it's never ending. Sorry, hey,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: actually have a segment. We do have a new segment. Okay,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I can't pronounce it properly. You want to say what
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: it is?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Hair Rant? Just like, amazing work from you. I've got
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: to give credit when credit is due because you come
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: up with the name pretty much instantaneous.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Just like came to you. It just popped into your head,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: you like on the floor. You came to and you're like, oh,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: what did I just say? And I was like, just
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: name the segment and you're like, I don't recall. Very good,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: very good. It's about parents having rants. Yes, love that
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: or Rance rants Rance again. Normally for a segment, we
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: have a song that we sing. If you've done one
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: without me, no, oh, I would never dream of that. Okay, Okay,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: you know if I'm gonna if I'm going to sing
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: a song, I'm going to sing.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: It with you. That's actually one of the nicest I'm just.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Going to play you. You've obviously brought the name to
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: the table. I'm like, I got to bring something.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Good because I haven't even thought about the song, so
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I think, really help you think.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm going to play the chorus and then
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I'm thinking for work. I was
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: driving in the car by myself, and I thought, what
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: is a song that can work? And then it came
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: to me, just popped into my head, a little like
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: your vision that you had just came to me. Okay,
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonn play the song. Hey, you don't like parenting,
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: you don't like parenting.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: If you're annoyed, give us your parent. Okay, we can
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: make it work.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: You don't like parenting, you don't like parenting. This this
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: is a parent rand that work. Okay, you don't like parenting,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: we could definitely do we get the instrumental.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Just tell me your parent.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it right? Then maybe you should sing
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: it every time? Parant?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I can't, I can't.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: This is your parant.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, we got there. We go.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I like, well, do we want to put it to
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: the vote? Do you want to let the listeners choose?
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I mean you're on board. I'm on board. We care
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: so much about what the listeners think, like parenting.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Your kids are annoying.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Kids are so annoying.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: And tell us your par let's your parent pet rant
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: is anything that is just making you a little bit
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: frustrated in the world of parenting, when there's a lot,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: there's a lot. Yeah, there's that's that's why segments so good.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Any example, just give us so we talked.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: About we did it on stories. You know, daylight savings
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: is a nightmare. Oh yes, it's only an hour difference,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: but it completely disrupts the schedule, the sleep schedule.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Pretty much jet lags your kids. It's a nightmare. One
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: hour and it's like, fucked me a nightmare.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I mean at the moment, I'm getting really annoyed with dinner.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Kids don't eat anything.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I've given up. Yeah, I've given there
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: we go. So that's just a little like.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Starving, essentially to get brains lubricated for more potential pair
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: rants parents.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Parents, I've got one here, Okay, This one is from
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Okay and hello. Ok She says it's frustrating that school
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: kids get twenty weeks of holidays. Well, parents only get
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: four weeks of leave. How does this make sense for
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: the average household.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Well, it's very simple. You get paid for that leave.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: You can take as much leave if you want if
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you don't get paid for it. But I get you.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: It's frustrating. It's a lot of weeks, twenty weeks.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: If you're siding with corporations here, which I didn't expect.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Big business. I'm all about big business. You are first
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: for a business. Wit.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Look, we're in and around election time, all about big business,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: and then when the election's over, back to small business.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I think it is sorry playing foots is under the table.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: It is very good.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I remember working in the office. This is before I
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: was doing podcasting, working nine to five, if you will
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: say this was.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Last week when I worked at an office.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, but I remember people would bring their kids into
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: the office.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Oh how annoying. And I didn't mind it. They just
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: sat in the corner on an iPad.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: That generation that's called bad parenting, that generation of parents
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: who are you know, like ten years older than us. Yeah,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: they were just like, let the iPad do the work.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: And they're also just like I've got I've got a
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: job to like, what else do you do with it?
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: But I always thought like, what is why do I
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: do that because there's just too many weeks.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: And the care is expensive.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Do we say, do we say that we should scale
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: back school holidays?
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Send them all year, no break. Let's see what the
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: burnout looks like then. Actually, just on that, did your
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: kids get any like end of turn burnout? Do you
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: think I'm a burnt right out to a crisp yeah, chucoal,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I'm still trying to bring him back. Oh, school was
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: looking dark? That's racist. Yeah, look at too many weeks.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I totally agree.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I've always said that unless you're a teacher and you're
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: like yeahah and you get.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Like fuck the teachers. Oh joking?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Do I have one?
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, Maddie, I'm going to try and send this over
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: a voice message because it's a lot easier.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: But first of all, love.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Your podcast, my hair, before we continue, she said, Maddie,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: love your podcast?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: What about me?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: She said, love the podcast? No, well, I was speaking
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: to her. Oh, I speak to the fans, Ash, I
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: invest time and energy.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure if your girls went through the same thing.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: My daughter, Indy, she's eighteen months old and she's going
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: through this period of hating her nappy being changed. It
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: is the most annoying, chaotic, stressful job.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Of the day.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: In addition to that, doing number two's, she always chooses.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: The most inconvenient time.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: It's like straight after bath time or just before daycare.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: The stress that goes through my body trying to get
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: her to stay still while I'm trying to wipe poo
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: is disgusting and just not a vibe.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I love it, she says, just no vibe.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's a vibe changing an appy other
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: than this shiit stinks.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I don't think anyone's changing a happy and gone. Oh
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: that was great.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: That was the vibe es high.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Sometimes, although I got to say sometimes when I'm still
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: wiping Lola's bum when she does a number two and
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: it's a clean wipe, and I'm like, oh, vibe that
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: that was great.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: That was good.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Vibes were high. But yeah, I do remember the old
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: stage of them not wanting to change then appy. Every
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: now and then Macy still wants to poo in an appy,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: hitting them down.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Wow, okay in a gentle and loving way. Did you
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: ever have a stage where you would put them to
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: bed and they would ship, They would fall asleep for
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: an hour and the macy still does that, Like, that's
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: just come on, that's not fair, it's not And do
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: you know you don't deserve that?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I do? You know what? And you don't know the
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: ones that are sorry, let me get this out. The
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: ones that are worst are the ones you don't know
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: they've done it until you, like, maybe go and check
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: on the me're like fucking stinks in there, and they've
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: been and they share a room, so there's stewing in.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Shut the door.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: It's like that game operation where you've got to try
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: and change the nappy without waking and you're in there
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: like good scavel.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: But call it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: She's gone, she's gone.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Call it. It's like I always do.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I always go to April. It's too man job, too
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: man jobs. And then well she'll lead the.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Way in and I'll disappear and she has to do
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: it on her own. Hey, let's go into listening questions. Yes,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: let's do that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Can I start this one off? This one is from
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Libby Libby. She wants to know what are our favorite
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: kids songs?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: None? No, there are some that you've too for sure.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I get that, I get it. Would you want missed up?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Please go Number three?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Man, this is going to trigger a lot of people
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: because it's where it's widely known as a song that
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: everyone hates, but I actually vibe off it. It's called
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: baby Shark yuck see yuck.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: No, I don't even know.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I vie. I get it. Me and Macy we're fucking actions.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: It's got like billions of views. I know, I know
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: so much better than that. I know, but it's just
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I just basic. I'm a basic Bitch's okay, what's your
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: number three? Then number three? Kids love it. It's called
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: pooh bum poo bum poopy man.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Poo poo poo poop bee bum.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Bum that fucking slabs. Can you send me that please?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing enough research.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: It's a great song that is good gear And now
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I feel stupid. Yeah yeah, baby Shark.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I was just like, this is what I'm vibe to
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Macy with.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, after we've just had a twenty minute conversation about
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: princesses and unicorns and then we hit some baby Shark
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: hits the really finish off that night.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Laura hates that song. Nana also hate song. It's like
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: a treat if they get to listen to it in
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: the car.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: The fo song. I think that's a banger. That's going
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: on to Jim toilet number two. What do you got again?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to trigger some people here, let it go.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I'm frozen, Macey and I belt that it is a banger.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I honestly love that song. This is honesty. I'm being honest.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I regret asking this question. Why I just thought you'd
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: have more spice.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: We are to be honest. A lot of the time
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: in the car, we're listening.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: That's bad parenting from you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: We listen to things like what else Limp Biscuit Drake
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Drake at the moment for the kids is really good
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: swearing Paul Kelly.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: No, don't try and defend yourself. That's your number two.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: My number two is what does the fox say?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, say it's just got a bit of baby
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: shark vibe about it. Don't even dare try to make
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: that comparison.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: What does a fox say? It's high energy, it's a
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Friday Harbor banger. It slaps pick the kids up to
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: drop that.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: What does a fox say that one?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: What does a fox says, I.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Apologize your animals?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: What's your number one?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Number one? Look is called rattling bog By the Wiggles.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Wisdom. Yes, that is very good. I get around that.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I fuck with that for sure. What do you got?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: What's your number one? Because obviously my list sucks compared
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: to yours.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Diversity kop we had her on a few weeks ago.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, this song weekend baby, it's the weekend.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I see kids raving out of that. You're welcome your question.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: What's the longest you've gone, Matthew without washing your kids?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: I think two days, two nights. All right, Yeah, I
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: don't have a problem with that and the reason for them.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: We just justify my behavior. Okay, I don't think it's
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: just fine.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: But yep, Lola had scraped and she's falling over a
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: lot at the moment, Glumza, very clumsy. The crocs are
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: just no good for her. You gave me so much
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: ship I did.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: You're not putting my kids in crocs because they I
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: said that she trips over and now you're backtracked.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I thank you, you were right.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I was raight.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Apology, accept it. But Lola is tripping over every little
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: pebble and just moving too fast.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, I don't know. I don't know
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: if she gets tired. It's just she just literally falls
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: over after five o'clock. It's it's just like, it's not
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: a matter of when. No, it's not a matter of
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: it's not a matter of if. It's when she falls over.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: And every time she falls over, she loves ring skirts, squats.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: She keeps grazing your knee. And when she grazes her
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: knee doesn't matter the size of the grays. She won't
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: put water on it. She won't want to get in
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: the bath.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: She can't walk. It like paralyzes her band aid if
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: with a band aid.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: So yeah, here's a hint for you, his little tip trick,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: because I know what you mean. When kids get a graze,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: they don't want to put him in water. It stings
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: as soon as they put it in.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I get that. Put a flannel on it before they
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: get in.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: A flannel, yeah, like a wet flannel, and they get
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: him so oscar when he's got a graz's knee, I
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: put a flannel on his knees, a.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Flannel like a shirt, flannel like a little square like a.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Wash cloth, a wash cloths, flannel whatever over it. And
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: when they're in the bath, that'll protect it. And because
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: they're so dumb, they're like, oh.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Very good, very good. What's the long as you've gone
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: without watching your kids? Weeks? How long were we in Bali? Last?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Like a full wash pretty much in Bali? Not a
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: single bath. It was had in three weeks outdoor shower, Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: wash wash, just wash cloth because I didn't want to
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: drink in the bath water because it make them sick.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, oh there you are. I was about to say
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: you're a bad parent, but you're saving their lives. Don't
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: judge me. I'll always judge you.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, weeks, that's thank you, very record, that's a record
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: except homeless people.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: And yeah, shout out to the homeless, because they'd be
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: listening they do actually moving on. Yeah, I think that's
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: a good question.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: That's a very good question.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: If anyone can beat three weeks, we're not going to judge,
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: we're not going to dob you into child services, or
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: are we three weeks?
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Great effort? Holidays the rules go out the window, yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I think, and rightly so, because we got back and
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: put him in the bath because they stang.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Four people sitting next to you on that jet stuff
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: like no, they all smell like that when they're on
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: jest ah.
• 39:20
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• 39:31
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• 39:55
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• 39:56
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• 39:59
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• 40:01
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• 40:08
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• 40:09
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• 40:13
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• 40:25
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• 40:26
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• 40:29
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• 40:34
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• 40:42
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