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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Here's more marksimone on sevent ten. Woiy oh, it's another
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  Speaker 1: hots well during sticky day. This is again they're going
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  Speaker 1: to move into Florida. Go outside today. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: like this weather, you can't live in Florida. It's six
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  Speaker 1: months a year of this weather. SpaceX the IPO, I
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  Speaker 1: said before one sixty nine looked like it would be
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  Speaker 1: the price it might open at. Now it's set to
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  Speaker 1: open in one sixty five. At one point they thought
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  Speaker 1: one's seventy five. So it's not going too crazy right now,
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  Speaker 1: but we'll keep an eye on it for you. And
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  Speaker 1: speaking of crazy, what the hell is this all about?
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  Speaker 1: Look at this on Tuesday on the View? Who is
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  Speaker 1: the guest Vice president? Jd Vance is now booked to
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  Speaker 1: be on the View on Tuesday. Huh, Well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what that's all about. I know they were the
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  Speaker 1: higher ups of Disney ABC. They were kind of told,
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  Speaker 1: see if you could get the show more legitimate. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a crazy, fake news, left wing show. It's you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not like Morning Joe. There's Morning Joe's like the
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  Speaker 1: High IQ show. The View is like the Low IQ Show.
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  Speaker 1: And on both sides of the isle, you have that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You got your high IQ shows, you got your low
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  Speaker 1: IQ shows, but the View low IQ. But apparently i've
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  Speaker 1: heard that Disney wants them to see if they could
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  Speaker 1: get a little more towards the middle, a little balance.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they even at one point went to the FCC
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  Speaker 1: and tried to get The View officially ruled as a
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  Speaker 1: news show, even though there's nobody on the show that
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  Speaker 1: would know anything about the news. But Vice President Vance,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, is the beginning of this effort to get
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  Speaker 1: a little more balance in there. You remember the old View,
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  Speaker 1: if you went back to the Barbara Walters days, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they were left wing cooks, but there he's had one
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  Speaker 1: real actual Republican on the panel, and they would always
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  Speaker 1: have conservative guests. They would have Anne Colter, they would
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  Speaker 1: have Bill O'Reilly, they would, but they stopped doing all that.
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  Speaker 1: Now Vice President Vance is on Tuesday. He's got a
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  Speaker 1: book coming out called Communion, Finding My Way Back to Faith,
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  Speaker 1: So I guess he's there to plug the book. Although
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  Speaker 1: if you're a regular watch of the View every day,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're rushing out to buy a JD.
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  Speaker 1: Vance book. But good for him, and he's good at
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  Speaker 1: that he's good at calmly, very gentlemanly taking on a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of screaming idiots, so he'll be good at the mayor. Mom, Donnie,
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  Speaker 1: you know he was at the next game Monday night.
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  Speaker 1: You know, President Trump came to the next game, and
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  Speaker 1: then a lot of course fake news media, democrats. He
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  Speaker 1: jinks the team they won thirteen in a row. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as he shows up, they lose. Well, remember mom,
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  Speaker 1: Donnie was at the game Monday night. He might have
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  Speaker 1: been the jinks. All of a sudden, Mom Donnie's at
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  Speaker 1: the game. And remember Trump as a long lifetime Knicks fan.
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  Speaker 1: He's a huge, huge Knicks fan. The commissioner, the NBA
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  Speaker 1: commissioner even put out a statement, Adam Silver, NBA Commissioner.
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  Speaker 1: Here's his actual statement. Donald Trump was a fixture at
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  Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. He had courtside seats, he had season tickets.
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  Speaker 1: He was here all the time, he was at drafts.
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  Speaker 1: He's a genuine Knicks fan. Always has been so official
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  Speaker 1: statement from the NBA. But Mom, Donnie, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you've ever heard of the Knicks before. Was at the game.
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  Speaker 1: And apparently President Trump was invited by owner James Dolan
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  Speaker 1: to sit in his suite with him. Apparently Mom Donnie
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  Speaker 1: just decided he wanted to go, and his team contacted
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  Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden told them they wanted half a dozen tickets,
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  Speaker 1: so he brought five people with him. Now his secure
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  Speaker 1: details with them. But they don't sit, they're all standing.
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  Speaker 1: So he brought five people with him. He asked that
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  Speaker 1: the seats be the cheapest seats and the worst possibles,
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  Speaker 1: which perfect for him. He should be in the cheapest
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  Speaker 1: seats and he should be in the worst section. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted to pay for them. The tickets are roughly one
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars a ticket, although really they're like seventy five
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  Speaker 1: hundred on that you know, we resell them. But he
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  Speaker 1: only wanted to pay seven hundred and fifty for them.
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  Speaker 1: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for one thousand dollars tickets. But
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  Speaker 1: they did what he wanted. They gave him the tickets. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Masson Square Garden often sets aside a pool of tickets
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  Speaker 1: for VIPs, and that would include elected officials. When you
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  Speaker 1: see Larry David or Jerry Seinfeld or all those people
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  Speaker 1: courts that there's tickets and seats that are always set
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  Speaker 1: aside for them, and the mayor could have just easily
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  Speaker 1: done that, but he wanted to buy tickets in the
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  Speaker 1: worst possible section, which makes sense. If I were him,
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  Speaker 1: I'd want to be in the back row. If you're
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  Speaker 1: in the front row, if people can see you, they're
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  Speaker 1: going to boo you. But if you're in the back row,
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  Speaker 1: nobody can see it. Who's going to turn around and
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  Speaker 1: look at the back row? So smart thinking on his part.
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  Speaker 1: Hey remember Taylor Swift at the game court side with
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  Speaker 1: a few friends of hers. These two women, these two
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  Speaker 1: sisters also Marissa Hargatay with her, and they were all
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  Speaker 1: wearing these shirts, these blue shirts with orange letters the
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  Speaker 1: Knicks colors. But the shirt said Stevie Nicks. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that's all about. Is that Does she
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  Speaker 1: love Stevie Nicks that much? Is it a new shirt
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  Speaker 1: coming out she's going to try to sell. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it is. But the two sisters custom make shirts,
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  Speaker 1: t shirts, they silk screen them, So apparently was Taylor
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  Speaker 1: Swift's idea. The sister, Elana Haims, says, I got a
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  Speaker 1: text from Taylor that said, can you make this shirt?
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  Speaker 1: Stevie Nicks. She thought it was fun. She thought it
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  Speaker 1: would be really cute. She said, I thought it would
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  Speaker 1: make people laugh. So I made up a few shirts.
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  Speaker 1: We all wore them to the game we got there.
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  Speaker 1: We gave one to Mariska Hargateay who put one on,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why they were wearing them. Apparently they're not
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  Speaker 1: selling them, they just made them for that game. She
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  Speaker 1: thought it would be really funny, it's cute. It's I
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  Speaker 1: don't think any belly laughs with that shirt. But hey,
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  Speaker 1: President Trump has really done a lot to clean up Washington.
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  Speaker 1: He's got federal law enforcement all over the place trying
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  Speaker 1: to clean it up, and they've done a great job.
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  Speaker 1: They brought crime down dramatically. Washington's one of the most
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  Speaker 1: dangerous places in America. I mean, nobody would walk around
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  Speaker 1: there at night, and now people feel safe, they're walking around,
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  Speaker 1: the restaurants are doing much better, the store's business is booming.
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  Speaker 1: If really really cleaned it up. However, here's the problem. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the mayor of Washington, DC, who's a crazy Democrat, but
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  Speaker 1: smart enough and common sense enough and realistic enough to
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  Speaker 1: let Trump do all this, and she stayed out of
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  Speaker 1: the way. But they now got a Democratic primary, and
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  Speaker 1: one of the two leading candidates is Janice Lewis George,
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  Speaker 1: who everybody says is one of these Mamdanni crazy socialists.
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  Speaker 1: President Trump is said, if this guy wins the primary,
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  Speaker 1: if this guy wins and becomes mayor, President Trump threatening
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  Speaker 1: to take over Washington, d C. Which he may be
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  Speaker 1: able to do. You know, it's actually part of the
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  Speaker 1: federal government. Washington DC is part of the federal government.
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  Speaker 1: It's the district of Columbia controlled by the federal government.
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  Speaker 1: So he could actually take full control of it if
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  Speaker 1: he gets this Mamdanni type character in there. He will. Now,
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  Speaker 1: of course that'll cause massive controversy, millions of lawsuits. Every
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  Speaker 1: district judge will be ruling against him. It's going to
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  Speaker 1: go great. Here's the other thing that they're going to
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  Speaker 1: go crazy about. President Trump is working with members of Congress,
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  Speaker 1: members the House who are going to vote to expunge
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  Speaker 1: his impeachment just erase it. Now, we don't know if
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  Speaker 1: that's even legal, if it's legally binding, we don't know.
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  Speaker 1: No he's ever done this before. But they've come up
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  Speaker 1: with a plan. They've consulted with lawyers. The House will
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  Speaker 1: vote to expunge the impeachment, which is kind of like
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  Speaker 1: just erasing it again, expunging it. There's no actual legal
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  Speaker 1: formal anything for that, but if the House passes it,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty much expunged. It doesn't matter about the Senate
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  Speaker 1: because the impeachment never got to the Senate. It was
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  Speaker 1: simply a House impeachment. So once that happens, Democrats, the media,
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  Speaker 1: the Morning Joe's, they'll all go crazy, absolutely insane over this,
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  Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer, they'll go nuts as glasses will be flogging
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  Speaker 1: up again. And I don't know what they're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: about it, but so far it's not going to Nothing
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  Speaker 1: is going to actually take place until after the midterms.
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  Speaker 1: But they're talking about it, planning it out, plotting it
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  Speaker 1: out behind the scenes, and then after the midterms, even
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  Speaker 1: if the Republicans lose, they can do it. Democrats have
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  Speaker 1: pledged if they take over, if they take the House,
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  Speaker 1: that they will absolutely impeach President Trump day one, day one,
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  Speaker 1: So just keep an eye on it's about to happen. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: look SpaceX now it was one sixty five, expected to
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  Speaker 1: open around one sixty two. It's dropping a little all right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I wouldn't rush to get in there.
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  Speaker 1: If I were, there will be plenty of time to
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  Speaker 1: buy that stock. Oh yeah, we were talking about Brad
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  Speaker 1: Lander before. This crazy left wing Brad Lander. He's like
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  Speaker 1: a junior Chuck Schumer. He would like to be the
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  Speaker 1: next Chuck Schumer, which means do nothing, figure out how
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  Speaker 1: to get on television every day publicity stunts. So one
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  Speaker 1: of his big stunts he went down to the courtroom,
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  Speaker 1: the courtroom where they do the ice proceedings, the immigration proceedings, deportation,
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  Speaker 1: that sort of stuff. So he tried to block the
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  Speaker 1: elevator so nobody could get on. He was trying to
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  Speaker 1: obstruct the whole thing. He was arrested. He went to
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  Speaker 1: trial this week. He was found not guilty. No surprise,
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  Speaker 1: left wing jurors, left wing judge, left wing courtroom. He
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  Speaker 1: was found not guilty. He of course, was thrilled about it.
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  Speaker 2: I did not expect to be emotional. This was not
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  Speaker 2: I did not feel in a lot of jeopardy. Had
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  Speaker 2: they found me guilty, I suspect I would have gotten,
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  Speaker 2: you know, community service. And yet when you're sitting there,
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  Speaker 2: it really is moving to feel like it matters what happens.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, well all right, if that's what you did.
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  Speaker 1: You know he talks like that. Can you imagine him
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  Speaker 1: as humor? So he's not guilty, although he was. I
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  Speaker 1: guess he was by Democratic definition committing insurrection. The January
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  Speaker 1: sixth people le trespassing incident. But remember the Democrats kept
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  Speaker 1: calling it insurrection even though nobody was charged with insurrection.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess by their definition, if you try to
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  Speaker 1: block the government procedure, that's an insurrection. So Brad Lander
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  Speaker 1: not guilty as an insurrectionist. Hey, we're talking about DC.
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  Speaker 1: The president will take over at Washington, d C. If
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  Speaker 1: they get this kookie, mom Donnie mayor. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: we got our Homeland Security chief, Mark Wayne Mullen, and
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  Speaker 1: he has said, if Mom, Donnie, it's going to go
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  Speaker 1: crazy letting crime happen, then he might want to do something.
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  Speaker 3: We have mayors like Madammie in New York who want
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  Speaker 3: to say you're not welcome. As a mayor, he knows
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  Speaker 3: what's happening is on the streets, he knows who he's harboring,
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  Speaker 3: and at this point in a baby by saying that
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  Speaker 3: we can't go operate, we're going to Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You might see a lot of ice all over the streets.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty soon. Hey, what's the deal with Phil Mickelson. There's
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  Speaker 1: always controversy around Phil Nicholson, whether it's gambling, drinking, whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is. So Phil Micholson lives near San Diego and
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  Speaker 1: there's a beautiful country club. He plays at, the Farms
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  Speaker 1: Golf Club, Rancho, Santa Fe. Beautiful area, and apparently that's
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  Speaker 1: where he goes, that's where he practices, that's where he
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  Speaker 1: warms up before a tournament. However, at this club the
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  Speaker 1: other day, apparently it says he made non consensual and
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  Speaker 1: inappropriate physical contact with a female employee. Huh. The woman
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  Speaker 1: rejected his advances, reported the matter to her supervisors. Club
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  Speaker 1: officials took the allegation seriously, investigated for themselves, and moved quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Nicholson had gone out to play. In fact, he was
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of a round and officials from the
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  Speaker 1: club went up to him on the course and told
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  Speaker 1: him to vacate the premises. WHOA. Now, I would imagine
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  Speaker 1: every country club has surveillance video. You know, you got
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  Speaker 1: the cameras everywhere, most businesses have them. Now, So whatever
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  Speaker 1: the woman told them, I imagine the first thing he
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  Speaker 1: did is go look at the security tapes and they
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  Speaker 1: saw that stuff that backed up what she was saying.
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  Speaker 1: So Michelson, now his attorney didn't deny it. He put
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  Speaker 1: out some long statement about there's plenty of misinformation in
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  Speaker 1: the news and there's much misinformation on this story. Although
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  Speaker 1: he didn't come out and deny it. But apparently he's
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  Speaker 1: been barred from the club forever. Now, Micholson, who spent
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  Speaker 1: this whole life in golf, should know one thing about
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  Speaker 1: these country clubs. They are really serious about the rules
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  Speaker 1: of this kind of stuff. You know, in any top
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  Speaker 1: country club, you're not allowed to wear jeans, You're not
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  Speaker 1: allowed to wear a T shirt. You're not They got
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  Speaker 1: all these rules. Not allowed to talk on your phone,
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  Speaker 1: and they take them real seriously. I mean, you'll get suspended,
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  Speaker 1: you'll get you can be terminated for two or three violations.
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  Speaker 1: But groping a female employee, you can't do that, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: But he should know that. So I don't know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: there was a little I don't know if he was drinking,
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  Speaker 1: but maybe well, who knows, Hey, Tim Waltz could be
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  Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble. You know, the Department of
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  Speaker 1: Justice and the Trump administration and Vice President Vance leading this.
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  Speaker 1: They've been investigating all these fraud claims in Minnesota, and
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  Speaker 1: they're going after Tim Waltz, are going after the Attorney
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  Speaker 1: General Keith Allison, two very dirty, sleazy guys. They apparently
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  Speaker 1: now have uncovered thirty whistleblowers that sounded the alarm on
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  Speaker 1: fraud and were silenced by the Democrats running the state,
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  Speaker 1: explicitly ordered to stop looking into the fraud, and then
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  Speaker 1: after they try to be whistleblowers, many of them got
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  Speaker 1: investigated by the state, tracking their phones, photographing their cars,
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  Speaker 1: even collecting personal information on them. So this would be
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  Speaker 1: Tim Waltz and Attorney General Keith Ellison. Apparently Vice President
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  Speaker 1: Vance has already asked the Justice Department to open an
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  Speaker 1: investigation into Tim Waltz, so he could have a real problem.
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  Speaker 1: Keith Allison to another really bad guy. Hey, we'll take
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  Speaker 1: some calls next. Eight hundred three to two one zero
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  Speaker 1: seven ten. Is the number? Eight hundred three two one
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  Speaker 1: zero seven ten