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TWR Saturday | The Gunto Brothers vs The Entire Internet! · The Whitfield Report

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Like lying or getting pictures little T-Rex cloth.
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Slapping her tits. Laughing it just leaves his.
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You like that? Yeah.
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That's why they call me night, Daddy scrunching and trying to
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protease klore up. Imagining a half-naked worst,
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chasing her out of a hotel room with little claw arms in the
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air. Both frogging his neck out, the
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full length. Is it like a mating?
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Clay. Hey, come on, get back there.
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I don't act like I can't catch a cat.
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Hey wait. Hey hey Baby.
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Come Back. People are screaming and
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alligator rattle sound. A deep Bellow from their mouths.
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It means it like when a guy is trying to touch you but he
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doesn't know how like it's an awkward.
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Are you saying he doesn't know where your whole is?
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Are whole god. Jessie kind of sounds like the
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pot calling the kettle black here?
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Yeah. Are you sure you're married?
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Yeah. Oh
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Here here here. What do you mean?
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He's right? Yeah, I'm very pleasing in bed.
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Yeah, come back. Come on Chucky.
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I don't care. Well, good evening, everyone and
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welcome to tonight's edition of the Whitfield more.
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And I am your host saying what field broadcasting live from
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South, Florida, and nice little palette cleanser there for the
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Run by the fine folks over in Ellis LLC.
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So, tonight's show, ladies and gentlemen, is going to be about
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two guns specifically, the guns Brothers, Ethan Ralph and then
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gunt jr. AKA Marsh AKA Mike scheele Aura.
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If you're mr. Bedeker Mike schiavelli the the
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The fucking Irishman. So it's going to be a jam-packed
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show. I know bunch of you guys wanting
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me to talk about the medical stream last week, but I had
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already scheduled a guest for last week's show prior to, you
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know, the Medicare stream happening and what not.
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But anyway, we have a jam-packed show for you tonight in joining
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me. Tonight is mr.
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Whiskey run. Our one who I will bring up on
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stream, and he should be here now and mr.
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Will come to the program. How are you?
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I'm doing all right, Sam. How are you?
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Good? Can you hear me?
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Okay, and everything. I can hear you just fine.
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Okay. This is platform as weird as
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fuck. I'm going to say that but yeah
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it seems to be working. Yeah, it's a it's kind of like
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an alternative to Google Hangouts.
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When that Is around like some, it looks like some stream yard
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shit or something like that. Yeah, it's a, it is essentially
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what it's it's basically stream Labs is version of stream yard
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basically. OB has has been giving me some
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trouble for the last two weeks, so I figured I would pay the 15
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bucks a month and try this out. So that's what we're doing but
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adding right. Thanks for coming on and thanks
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for being here. Just getting right down to it.
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When I met you you were into the whole Ethan.
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Ralph kind of are offline. I'm just generally a blood
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Sports guy, right? So Ethan came kind of what the
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territory, right? But you weren't too familiar
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with MERS. So, I'm curious to kind of know
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your opinion. What were your thoughts on Marsh
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before the medic Ur stream occurred?
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Did you really know much about Marsh other than from so mersh?
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Had previously spent a little bit of time in in the blood
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Sports Arena. Not much though II.
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See Them in the chat in the Kumite you know once in a while.
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But what really stuck out to me about Marsh was when him and
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Royce got rekt by Sticks 666. And there are forced to sing him
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happy birthday, but that that wasn't the most humiliating
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thing about that stream. The real reason I remembered
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them having to sing Happy Birthday to him.
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One thing that you can remember for from the clip is sticks,
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really insisting that they not do that.
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They just make a video and do it later because it's kind of a not
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only is it humiliating for them but it's embarrassing for him as
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well, right? To have these little bitches bow
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down to him like that. But what really kind of set the
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whole stage for that was that they had called sticks a
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pedophile. And he came back firing hot.
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With I've contacted my lawyer and he is happy to pursue a
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defamation lawsuit that's what brought that on.
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Mercy and Royce were shitting their pants. yeah, when he said
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that this is why they decided that it would be appropriate to
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admit, they're bitches so that was like, my previous experience
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with Royce and slash Merce Merce, you know, So so really
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the Kumite was really the only thing that you were familiar
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with and then the embarrassment that they had one with sticks.
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And then I think around the time that you and I and Apex had met
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You know, by that point I had I had been out of the Owen
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Benjamin Circle and really, I've been, I had been out of marshes
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circle of people at that time and I don't think anything
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really happened that you were aware of of until Merce.
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Did the I was nice to you you know, freaked out that he did.
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Yeah, that was some more bitch shit, right?
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Like just once again just reinstating, how much?
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The bitch that that you can act like what the fuck is this?
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I was nice to you shit, right. Like and it seems Sammy that
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that's there's a running theme with him in this and the whole I
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was nice to you and now you're doing this now your backstabbing
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me now you're talking shit and it's like the whole Ethan Ralph
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syndrome, right? This this is also what provokes
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Ethan. Yeah, well, it's funny that you
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mention that to because Ethan Ralph recently said that mersh
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you know that Marsh is like an honest dude, in the, he's a he's
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a great guy and I got closer to peace in the same.
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Retarded pod. Yeah, which it, which is exactly
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why I call, you know, Merce, cutting June guns, Junior for
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all, you know, intense purposes. And I do want to get that
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nickname. Trending because I do think, you
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know, listen Merce wants to be, you know, mr.
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Issa lab and he wants to follow, and you know, relatives
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footsteps. So what better way than to give
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him a nickname? That he's so rightfully deserves
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right? Well, I mean Marsh would have to
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get himself a horse and then marry that said horse in a
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bowling alley and you know fuck off.
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The rest of his life so he ain't quite there yet.
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I mean he got a little work to do I need he's made they both
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recently, boss shitty, use vehicles and think that you know
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these things are fucking hundred thousand dollar Ferraris and and
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that's about how much they cost to repair these pieces of shit
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after they break. So, you know, yeah, they seem to
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be following in the same footsteps.
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Ups. But making a little bit
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different mistakes. Yeah, I mean it's it's it's you
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know it's really bizarre. There was Merce lore.
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That was uncovered in the medic Ur stream that even I was aware
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of Adam and I had no idea about any of the suicide watch, you
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know, shit. I knew a little bit about
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marshes stand-up. Comedy career from one he, you
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know, from when he came on my show that one time but Also,
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left a lot out. I had no idea about any of this
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stuff with Bobo or anything like that and I had no idea about the
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about about the suicide watch which was possibly one of the
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most cringe / hilarious moments of the medic Ur stream and, and
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also being a medic or fan. What do you think of the whole
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Fallout between? And I guess there wasn't even
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really. It's not like they were closed.
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What do you think of the beef between mercy and medic are
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foresight? What's your opinion on that?
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I don't know, a whole lot about their beef from what I
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understand is that, you know, where she gets these harebrained
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fucking ideas, I think somewhere along the lines.
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He might have got a little bit of marketing.
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Like training or or classes or something, and then he just
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decided I'm going to apply that to what the fuck is going on in
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my internet life, and he's always trying to punch up to try
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and, you know, bring himself up to other people's level, but the
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problem is he can't do a pull-up so because his ass is too damn
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fat. So there's no way he's pulling
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himself up to anybody. His level and he is, you know,
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too damn week to drag anybody, down to his level.
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So, you know, that's where he, that's where you end up with
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this. I just From what I understand,
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he just took a shot at Medicare because Medicare is cancer man.
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And you know, Medicare gave him a little bit of what he wanted.
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Some some attention from Daddy Jim shit.
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That shit to me is fucking pathetic, man.
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Get the fuck out of here. Jim's an entertainer, right?
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This is what the fuck he does. So be entertained, Jim's, not
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anybody is fucking daddy that shit's cringes.
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Fuck, get the fuck out of here. Don't idolize motherfuckers on
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the internet? That shits retarded.
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Well, we'll see. And I agree with you 100% and I,
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you know, I've always said I appreciate when people, you
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know, appreciate what I do with the show, but I'm not looking
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for worshippers or people to were, you know, shit man as
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well. I think that's cringe as well.
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But, you know, this is coming from a man who called himself
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the the night, Daddy and, you know, called himself the the
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night king or whatever. The internet, you know, in his
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own Circle. So you know, his need for a
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daddy figure is the only Daddy he is of anybody is fucking some
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kids. He ain't paying no child support
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for it because it's probably illegitimate children of his out
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there. I'm sure.
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Yeah, you know, who knows? We and it seems to me like you
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know if if Mars had a father figure in his life at all, his
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father figure was weak. Well well and supposedly.
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There's there's stuff on the summer subreddit me kind of
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indicates that but I'm trying to Hope right now.
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But anyway, I guess this is, this is why he idolizes men on
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the internet, right? This is why Big Daddy Jim is,
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who he is to that, man. Yeah.
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Well, you know, and it's it's the same case with Owen,
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Benjamin strength, strangely enough, you know, what's funny
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about the whole thing with Owen Benjamin was, you know, merch
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and Royce were both goofing on Oh and for a long time and then
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once they got famous off of oh and all of the sudden they
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decide oh. Oh and it's not that bad and I
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will say this, I don't think they've necessarily I want to
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say they're joining the bears but they're definitely not
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antagonizing own like they used to.
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So in a weird way, Owen has also become commercialized a dong
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side Ralph. I would say, which is really,
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you know, again, weird as fuck. So kind of jumping around here
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then. What do you think of the Ralph
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versus met occur stream happened?
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Last week, did you get a chance to watch him that live?
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ER, yeah. Yeah.
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I watched it. I watched it live.
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I don't know. The stream was, it was what it
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was. It was a pathetic fucking excuse
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for a man. You know, getting destroyed by
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someone who you kind of feel bad for.
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You don't mr. Medicare is, is clearly sick,
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you know, lack of total, lack of an immune system.
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And like you said, he's trying to duck and Dodge the fucking
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Mayo Clinic, which is the sickest people on earth.
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And yeah, that the the sick man destroyed him.
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Yeah. I mean it seems the thing that I
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think was really interesting is you know I mean Jim in my
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estimation the way you do the way you kind of describe him to
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me before because I didn't know that much out Medicare really
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any of these characters prior to the whole you know oh and /
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marché side of it. I remember you described you
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know, Medic or maybe it was or maybe was Apex.
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Who should be joining us here soon?
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I don't know where the game is. Probably got into a car wreck
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again or something. He is a fucking car wreck.
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And needs to be resuscitated by Alan.
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Yeah. Mouth-to-mouth from another
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dude. That's what he gets.
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Well you're not, you're not going, you're not going out
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there to rescue them. I'm also not giving him
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mouth-to-mouth either. Well, but but that but that's
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what he wants. That's gay shit bro.
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Well, it's, you know, it's it's gamma man.
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What are what are you going to do?
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But You know, I the way Jim was kind of describe to me at first
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was kind of the internet's Joker, I guess just kind of
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being, you know, just kind of like a random force of nature,
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but everything I've seen from Jim.
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He seems more like the, you know, the internet's like cool
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Uncle per se. And in this case, he really
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seemed to try and like sit Ralph down And explain a lot of his
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problems and Ralph just wasn't really willing to hear it and my
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view. Yeah.
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Well we're all supposed to drunken on pills to even be
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paying attention to where he was.
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He asked several times if they were on Jarboe stream and there
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was a couple times he referenced that he was the host so even
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know where the fuck he was. And yeah that was that was a
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fucking train wreck. Ethan's careers is going to be
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over now, besides the fact that just sitting back and watching
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him, destroy the rest of what's left.
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Yeah. Now, I'm, I mean, how did so, if
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you could kind of walk you through how, how do you think,
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how did he eat then? Get there because he wasn't
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always like, this from my understanding and this is where
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kind of your expert into the whole IBS thing comes in handy.
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So Where did Ralph begin versus where he is now?
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Because I briefly remember Ralph at the beginning of 2016.
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Any, you know, he didn't really seem too far out there who just
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seemed like another political talking, head, more or less.
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So Ralph entered the blood sports arena in the Kumite.
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Basically, I think it was right after he got out of jail.
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He swung on a cop and missed and still got charged for assaulting
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an officer. So he wouldn't did six months.
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I believe in his County Jail. He got out and immediately went
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right back to the Ralph report. I think writing his blog
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starting out with his blog and that's actually when he was
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fucking around with Aid after that, he jumped into the Kumite
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and started doing matches. Probably, I don't know, once
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every week or two. You know, he'd have it out with
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somebody. He had it with baked a couple
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other guys that people would probably know.
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And I can't think of any of the other ones off the top of my
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head. So that was not in like that
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would have been like 2016. 2017 Ralph was mostly sober at that
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point in time and a lot more coherent and I would even go as
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far to say as he was respected in the blood Sports community.
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You know, he hadn't with Tonka. Heading out with wore ski.
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So you know he just the problem is he has gotten into the spiral
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where he is burned Bridges. With people that were once, you
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know, bringing him popularity. And this alcohol and drug abuse.
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The combination of those three things is what's fucked up his
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career. On top of his life to.
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I mean, this is a guy who, you know, to be honest, I'm honestly
23:24
surprised he is alive. I mean, everyone calls him the
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guns for obvious reasons, but set, I sent you two things in
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the DM between me, you and Apex, if you want to play the video
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clip first or not, the video clips gives me the YouTube clip
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first You can you can put a little context behind some of
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this here. Sure, let me open up, let me
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open up this cord. Real quick.
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So yeah there was once upon a time where Ethan Ralph wasn't a
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just magnificently Fat Bastard and not a total scumbag either
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when it came to morals but he's really honestly been around
24:15
since gamergate. I just haven't been hanging
24:19
around this sector of the internet for that long.
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Well I that's the other thing I was going to say I do remember
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mr. Medic her from gamergate back
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when he was the internet a restaurant.
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And that was around the time that like undo moved and bearing
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and all these other like early, aunt is jwg YouTubers, will kind
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of a big deal. Yeah.
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They all spent their time and blood Sports bearing came down.
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He did a couple matches, you know, I do believe you said
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undammed, UND. Umm, door.
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Okay. Yeah, that name sounds familiar
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to. He might have, might have done
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some too. But yeah a lot of these
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YouTubers came came out for this.
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And did you know at least one or two fights versus on the
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YouTuber? Yeah, why?
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I well, I remember. Uhn-uhn doomed was actually one
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of the first people to kind of I guess he had a beef with PPP for
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a while and did a couple videos on him which was actually how I
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initially found out about PPP. So I'm not judging speaks, he
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came out, I think in did a couple of rounds You had king of
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pole? Yeah, there was just a lot of a
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whole lot of people that got fucking just wrecked in that
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sector. Yeah, I I remember that now I'm
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okay. I think see here.
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If I can get this clip. You know, this whole thing was
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was almost organized like like wrestling because that's what
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Tom de, you know, that's what Tonka was.
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Tonka was an amateur wrestler. So he knew the ins and outs of
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wrestling, and that's how we set as show up.
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So it was basically the marketing of WWF back in the
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day. You know, with all the extreme,
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same shit, you know, the interviews and the back and all
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that sort of shit. You know with with YouTubers
26:47
that had a genuine beef with each other.
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Yeah yeah. And that's kind of what birth
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this whole sector and what made Ethan what he is?
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Yeah. Why I don't think I've ever
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tuned into the early blood Sports matches but I do remember
27:06
hearing about them. For sure.
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This right here, you can see here that Ethan looked like he
27:13
was in much better shape. You know in 2000 early, 2018
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that early 2019. He had put on a massive amount
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of weight. Oh yeah.
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He look he looks way different than it does now not even close
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and to Ash in the chat. He says bro I love done doomed
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videos as he stole a thing. Um, I was in his Discord for a
27:44
while, Ash on one of my old accounts, I think he still does
27:52
videos on occasion. He he's not as active as he used
28:00
to be. I he I know that he has a job.
28:06
In like some big media companies so I don't know if he got found
28:12
out and that prevented him from continuing doing videos or or
28:18
what. But I definitely I know that his
28:22
group of fans is still out there.
28:24
The undo moved salt Mining Company but um, so I'm hoping
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that this will kind of playthrough. all right, so so
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this is so, to kind of set this up, this is this is one of
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Ethan's blood Sports when he really started getting into the
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drinking and the pills heavily Ah, so this was around 2018 or
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sound, I would say probably more like 2019, okay?
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I did not see him. That's not true, that's not
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true. Yeah, so apparently this thing
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glitched in the middle of the video.
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I think we're back. We should be at least.
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Can you hear me whiskey? Yeah.
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Okay. Yet.
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Technical difficulties. Drink and I don't have a drink
31:19
unfortunately. But there we go.
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Um but anyway, I saw I don't know if that cut off while we
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were in the middle of the clip but if said faggot and that was
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done. So I don't know if maybe the
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fucking your streaming platform, might not like the EPS or let's
31:45
find out again. Yeah.
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What, what's, what's do, what? Whoa, it did that.
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Yeah, let's see it. Did this last week to when I was
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on with fell ball production so it could just be a glitch with
32:05
Stream yard, I don't know. They really got their shit
32:08
together. Yeah.
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Fucking piece of shit. Fucking me a fucking me, so
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fuck you motherfucker. Now to me that sounds like every
33:19
Ethan Ralph meltdown I've ever heard, but yeah, yeah, so I also
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sent you a video. Hopefully you can play that
33:29
next. This is where the lower for it.
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Sets up the lore for what's in the video.
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Okay. Yeah.
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What. What me?
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I think what? Let me see if I can play, I
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think If I can play through stream yard, I should be able to
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screen share my desktop and play it that way, I think.
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So let me, let me see what what we've got going on here.
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So otherwise, I can give you probably another video at the
34:14
time stamp, if you need that instead.
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Let's see what happened. That's easier.
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Let's see what happens. Here.
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What, what happened? This.
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The stream apparently. Died or something like that.
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Okay, let's see. Now it won't.
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All right. I'll all right here, hang on.
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All right, and that cat, I just sent you the link for this.
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The timestamp is going to be like 33:15, okay?
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Gotcha. Oh, it's the fault of the guns
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guard. I just started watching that
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last night, actually. Pretty pretty entertaining, man.
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Documentaries are coming on everyone these days, it's sad
35:57
though, because just as drummer 8, 2, 8, / documentary, Who
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after the chat for drummer 828? That is that is a bummer.
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Well, supposedly on a side note, speaking document is the pour
36:22
some documentary on Marsh is going to be four hours long
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which I thought would be a long at first.
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But after sitting through a six hour or, you know, medical
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stream with just porcelain Medicare Target talking for
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hours and nothing. The reason why drummer 828 isn't
36:49
doing it anymore. It's basically because YouTube
36:51
put their fucking boot on his throat, too hard.
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So you said 33 minutes? Yeah, yeah about 33 minutes, you
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can start it at Okay, let's see. All right.
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Say, see Pete's in the chat. Hey Pete, how you doing?
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She probably do some shout outs here.
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Sam we got good old Robbie in the chat the real official.
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Amazing. Adam, oh these are new people to
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me. Oh shit.
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Yeah we I see everybody. We've got a new people.
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We've got good old Lobby. We've got We've got real
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official amazing Adam. And yeah the Stream app took a
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took a jumbo. We have a we have peed.
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We have Pete hard in the chat, said, Pizza the chat.
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We got Johnny arcade, Miss whiskey, legendary, Johnny
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arcade, so, You got. Oh, this is interesting.
38:22
So Johnny got a criminal organization strike he did from
38:28
Owens video. Wow.
38:32
So so yeah to give you to give you context for that was gained.
38:40
Johnny correct me if I'm wrong on this since it's been a while
38:47
but I so John Eric hate as most of you know and I think whiskey
38:52
you know this John Eric hate is the guy who owned accused of
38:57
sending poison gummies. To his how?
39:03
Oh yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, and nobody knows really
39:07
what you know who sent the gummies.
39:12
You know, we just know that they were sent and well they need
39:17
poisonous, no nimmer. Eric member who was Owens
39:25
sidekick. Actually 88 them along with
39:30
Another one of Owens mods but there was this but, you know, he
39:36
got, he got the Bears, awesome bag of dicks.
39:43
Yep. It was a bag of dicks
39:46
everything. Yeah.
39:50
So I think the criminal, I think the criminal organization strike
40:01
was based off of one video that Johnny made back in the day.
40:08
And it was like, trying to tie us all together into some weird
40:12
conspiracy. Johnny, says, nobody knows who
40:15
sent them. It wasn't me.
40:17
Yeah, enjoy. I don't know what I would have
40:18
wasted my money on some dumb shit like that either.
40:24
Yeah. No, no, no.
40:26
I keep going to email this to this day from people climbing.
40:29
They that they were ones who sent the gummies, but You know,
40:38
no one's been able to send receipts or primers.
40:42
Well, we're says peace. Blames Ethan Ralph?
40:46
Well, yeah, when in doubt blame blame the guns, blazing Ralph.
40:51
Yes. That that makes sense.
40:55
So that always works out well, but I like, says, eat the nose
41:01
that we would never expect him to give up food, especially not
41:06
if it was a trash Burger, well, will not will neither what
41:11
neither would immerse, though? I mean, I don't know if you've
41:13
heard about this, but but I'm at well while nurse will.
41:18
It wasn't megasis Jesse PS from pot.
41:22
All hole was I was sending them were shot, Uber, it's nonstop
41:31
and and has been sending them through birds, and Marsh can't
41:37
not eat them. So he just, he just eats all
41:41
these ubereats orders that people are sending them.
41:45
The guys, wait, just goes up and down up and down up like that.
41:50
Jesse is fucking with his fucking sugar level.
41:53
So bad. He's gonna send the guy into
41:55
like fucking hyperbolic diabetis ISM and like fucking before he's
42:03
45. It's going to be dead.
42:05
Just drop dead. You just imagine his fucking
42:09
blood sugar, just going through the roof and then coming back
42:12
down because he's Well, yeah, if it's, if it's not from that,
42:16
it's going to be. It's going, was he was fucking?
42:20
I saw a show for I watched are tuned in last night tonight, way
42:24
of for three minutes and I'll tell you why I tuned in, because
42:27
there was a lot of smoke on the internet that Royce got killed.
42:31
And I don't know yet. I was true.
42:32
So I gotta tune in for three minutes, right?
42:35
Just to see how Mauritius behave That's all I needed to know, to
42:38
confirm it and Mercer was acting like a normal person.
42:42
But in that three minutes I had to watch, he was bragging about
42:44
being down, I don't know 33 fucking pounds or something.
42:48
Brother 32 pounds from like over from like over 300 pounds or
42:53
someone's like dude. That's not a major
42:55
accomplishment bro. Fuck you talking about?
42:58
I'm still over 250 pounds, you're still fat motherfucker
43:01
then bro. Goddamn So that's something I
43:07
would really be bragging about. Well, you know, it takes, I
43:13
don't go easy on him when you're an alcoholic like he is, you
43:17
know, it takes discipline to not, you know, drink for, you
43:22
know, a week or even a few days when you when you had, when
43:26
you've had covid and his latest excuses that.
43:30
Well, I'm just going to put on water weight again from working
43:34
out. Words.
43:36
Yeah, again, we would like to see footage of that Marsh but
43:42
then when anyone asks him for footage, he he bans people.
43:46
So and Larry letter, I would agree with you that any weight
43:50
loss is a Triumph but the problem is he's just going to
43:53
put it back on as soon as Jesse sons of more food.
43:57
Exactly. He's got to be able to control
43:59
that. He's got, the win here is making
44:02
Jesse waste a whole bunch of money.
44:04
That's, that's the double win for fucking Marsh, right?
44:09
But like Sam you said, MERS can't do it, he doesn't have any
44:12
self-control. No.
44:16
He yep. He absolutely doesn't in the the
44:19
other thing too. Larry that I would ask people
44:24
and I would, I would ask marshes fans.
44:26
This is how do we know that MERS has been working out?
44:32
Because he won't post photos of himself at the gym to Instagram
44:39
or whatever because apparently only gay guys and women I mean,
44:49
if that sounds like something that Owen would say, as well,
44:54
it's just part of the normal workout regiment, right?
44:56
Like, that's the whole thing. I mean, even the fags we're out
44:59
here doing like P90x and shit, right?
45:01
That was the deal. You took your picture on fucking
45:04
day. Number one, you took your
45:05
picture on date. Number fucking 90.
45:07
You match them up. That's how you?
45:08
That's how you knew how much progress you made.
45:11
Yeah, it's not that we're not asking for like shot every day
45:17
but you know, just general progress.
45:21
Always see from Mauritius has had its part of keeping a log,
45:27
but I bet he doesn't write nothing down either.
45:29
Even though he says, I carry my little backpack and my pencil.
45:33
I'm an open book, okay. Then you should have photos to
45:38
that's that's part of documenting the process.
45:43
Yeah. Well and he The week, the night
45:49
that they met occur stream, you know happened with the medic,
45:54
her premiere with him and Porcelain, he didn't even
45:57
address it. And instead, he went on like a
45:59
twenty men ran about, you know, we're not really worried about a
46:03
20-minute diatribe has exercise routine and it was like, I was
46:10
like, I did 16 minutes on a, on and bike, then I did.
46:16
No 12 breaths, breaths of, you know, you know, dum, dum, Allen
46:24
and it just it didn't make sense for him at all.
46:30
Well, I, you know, I don't know, he's probably doing just his own
46:34
thing is, probably not doing a workout that's tailored for the
46:38
type of weight loss that he is trying to accomplish if he's
46:43
lifting dumbbells and that sort of thing, that's more strength
46:46
training than knocking off calories, I would really think
46:50
that his main interest would be in dumping the calories, so he
46:54
could get rid of the weight after that would probably be a
46:57
good time to think about strength.
46:59
Raining and you know getting your muscles back in shape
47:03
getting tone but I think he's got a cut before he can do any
47:06
of that. Well, he's gotta quit drinking
47:09
beer, you know, which again is not as many as wanting to do.
47:14
Well. You know Sammy that are there
47:16
again diet and exercise go hand-in-hand, right?
47:21
I think people can generally do what they want.
47:24
You could eat like a fucking horse if you wanted to, but the
47:28
problem is the other that it would take eight hours a day to
47:35
eat that much food in the first place.
47:37
If you, I'm if you want to eat like that, you know, to 5,000 to
47:40
10,000 calories a day and then fucking you'd have to work out
47:46
for eight hours a day to burn, what you what you're basically
47:50
at, you know, putting on plus just to to maintain Yeah.
47:58
Which you know, we're not like I said, we're not seeing any of
48:03
that. He can pick a drink a thousand
48:06
calories in beer a day. But he's got to add that to what
48:12
he ate, what he ingested, throughout the rest of the day.
48:15
And then he's got to do the equivalent plus some to not gain
48:20
any weight to continue to lose weight.
48:25
Which we which you know, we haven't seen what that is that
48:29
all, you know, I always see we see what he ingest though,
48:33
right? So you can imagine what kind of
48:35
work it would take to continuously be able to lose
48:38
weight with that eating regiment and drinking regiment.
48:43
Yeah. Let's read some of these
48:49
comments. Yeah, Johnny arcade you can
48:52
always tell people who are in their first month or so of
48:56
working out because they have a book with them to write shit in.
49:01
The real official amazing Adam, I lift and walk every day at
49:04
work. That's pretty cool.
49:06
It's nice that you have a job that allows you to do that.
49:08
Good old Robbie. I saw him get winded after
49:10
clapping his fat ass for 30 seconds.
49:18
Larry says I was his age 30 years ago.
49:20
I was running a couple of Miles every day did a crapload of
49:23
push-ups and sit-ups and did martial arts and was on a very
49:27
strict diet. Yeah, you know that makes a huge
49:29
difference. That's right.
49:30
Like I stay in relatively good shape but this because I spend a
49:35
lot of time climbing. Shit, hi ladders Towers fucking
49:41
grain legs all sorts of shit. So, you know, a guy stays in
49:45
shape when he's constantly burning calories all day, it
49:48
doesn't matter how much a guy eats Yeah.
49:52
Pete are Pete says, I stay in shape because women are fast and
49:57
I am a professional things doctor.
50:01
Well, it in Pete's and Pete's been away.
50:05
Pizza, actually been around for a while.
50:09
Actually, I've seen him, you know, a couple of those streams
50:14
and I can't confirm, I can't confirm or deny that but I will,
50:19
I will say that. Even a couple of, you know,
50:24
women that have gone missing from streams.
50:28
So, you know, I get so, you know, Miss whiskey, I hope you
50:35
can run fast because P might be a meat, might be on your Trail.
50:44
so, he's like a fucking Velociraptor.
50:49
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
50:53
He just he, he be chasing them bitches.
50:58
That's right. So okay, I finally got that.
51:07
Ethan Ralph clipped cute up. And I look like a killer.
51:18
Okay. Why would I had not gone to a
51:44
statement? Lets you hide it.
51:46
You're just like LLC or did you change the name?
51:48
Your daddy gave you? Because you're saying but Daddy,
51:51
you're so not much. Not much Daddy.
51:53
Got my Ronnie? How are ya?
51:55
Mother not my rod. A bitch, you know, where you can
51:58
make all the jokes you want? I'm gonna I'm gonna make a lot
52:00
of us watch this show. They're not watching home.
52:04
What's your name Ralph? You have no audience.
52:06
Your audience is dead. It's gone.
52:08
Yeah. What audience what you doing
52:10
will be here in about five years cancer.
52:11
Patient negar. Fuck you.
52:13
Whoa. Okay, okay.
52:14
Hold on. Let's play Words.
52:16
Let's let's keep the gamer words to a minimum for the time being.
52:20
I'm not angry and then search for up an N bomb.
52:21
Seems like, you know, you've never dropped him in bomb.
52:24
You fucking loser. All your little girly, 7:30
52:27
pretty riled up here goal here. - yeah I am just a little boy
52:34
still though. This was a higher is part of
52:36
the. Yes, this was like this was a
52:38
great exchange there. Okay.
52:42
Get 30 30, 40 down fat ass. Yeah fuck you bitch you see the
52:49
liquor out of the glass trying to get away from your gullet.
53:10
Get fuck, you bitch, August 30 remaining, come on, you really
53:15
just. So what's the latest sex?
53:18
So did metaphor just reveal his actual last name on stream?
53:24
Yeah, but I yeah, oh yeah. Doc some self so people so
53:30
people know who mr. Augustine is people who don't
53:36
see was James O'Shaughnessy, or whatever, patio furniture.
53:41
Oh shit. Medical was a Furniture guy.
53:45
Yeah I hope patio furniture. That's, that's fucking cool,
53:51
actually. Hey, this for me we can do it
54:00
all day, like, 200 pounds.
54:25
You're a fucking joke. Your camwhore girlfriend is a
54:28
fucking joke and your whole life as a fucking joke.
54:35
It was just that it was the holler over me, you know?
54:38
It was the same thing he had done with dispatch previously,
54:41
so it was funny that this happened again like in in the
54:46
blood Sports fucking apocalypse to is essentially what this is.
54:50
The yeah the the the rage pick could the range Pig Clip 2 is
54:59
absolutely hilarious. You know, when you called, when
55:04
he called Ralph a rage pick. And honestly, murse is kind of
55:08
the, well, Mercy isn't really rage pig as much as like a rage
55:13
dinosaur with those tiny little with the what those clock with
55:21
those clients in that neck greater.
55:25
I don't know if you, if you stop the, the beginning clip from
55:29
Phillip way, but yeah. Sun's Up, just I think, It's
55:38
like a little retarded T-Rex. Yeah, and then yeah, he has.
55:45
He has literally become the, you know, the T-Rex, you know.
55:49
Meme. That's a that's out there.
55:52
I think, I think someone acts may have photoshopped has faced
55:55
over the T-Rex thinking meme, or something like that.
56:05
So yeah. Yeah Medicare versus you know
56:12
Ralph and then medical versus Mirvish you know he won both
56:17
those Matt battled even though he's a dying cancer.
56:20
Man. Now also met occurs Teespring
56:28
store. Got taken down.
56:30
Yeah, this week and there is speculation that it could be
56:36
either. There's kind of a betting pool
56:39
on whether it's mersh or whether it's Ralph.
56:43
Boo, if you are betting man, who would you say it is?
56:49
Probably Marsh. Yeah, I would say Mercy is a
56:53
little fucking but heard about them Letterman's jackets, I
56:57
think. Well yeah, that and that fucking
57:00
medicare's making a ton of money off of that shit basil because
57:05
of fucking at the expense of marsh.
57:08
Yeah well and and honestly you know the whole beef between him
57:14
in medic hurt. I don't know how started but I
57:18
Remember, you know, the whole Ting Ting Ting thing?
57:23
Well, that's hard, because the whole foia thing, but for some
57:28
reason, Medicare covered it and then merged on the whole, you
57:35
know, if I ever see you buying stuff from Jim shop while you're
57:39
on the list. Kiddo.
57:41
And so, you know, just the fact that like Medicare has merch
57:47
bothered No matter. What exactly does that get you
57:50
on? What list?
57:51
Is that the same list? I the same was that I'm on.
57:57
And the same was the Apex is on where you're, I guess.
58:01
They're like going to try and take down your channel and, you
58:05
know, day Ops you and do whatever.
58:09
They, you know you we're gonna get attacked by the terror
58:14
sperms. Now, whatever that whatever that
58:17
means. Basically, they'll just call me
58:20
a cripple. I'm sure they'll find some
58:25
nickname for you and they'll call Apex a retard.
58:33
Which, you know, I'm not wrong there.
58:36
I mean, I know he can. Yeah, he can't be why he can't
58:40
be one more often than not. I think he's sort of flat file
58:44
bleep. Retarded.
58:45
As a matter of fact. Yeah, I actually have a clip of
58:49
him admitting to it on stream. But he is very, very low IQ
58:56
smooth brain. Yeah, we already knew Apex is
59:00
retarded. That's not a new story, so if
59:03
they want to run with that sort of shit, I mean, yeah, more
59:07
power to you. You know what, I'll sit out
59:11
outside of impacts as house with them and say he's also retarded
59:14
if they want. We get all the outside, apexes
59:18
house and tell him how retarded he is.
59:24
I would I would I would love his, I would love his reaction.
59:29
I went on this reaction is she's too that I'll just the towels
59:35
and terrorists birds in his front yard posted up fucking
59:38
signs and shit tell him. Our entirety is He comes out
59:43
with his retarded cat, just do retards just standing at the
59:47
front door. Staring out till fucking crowd,
59:50
full of fucking Paris, birds, that sounds like an amazing
59:52
thing. It just you just you at the
59:58
front of them saying that that's right.
1:00:01
That's right retard. Um, yeah, you and I jesus I I
1:00:15
found you know, as much as I give Apex crap.
1:00:18
I am thankful that he introduced me to the man.
1:00:22
He found you through the weirdest Discord server I've
1:00:27
ever been in, which is the aid tacky.
1:00:32
Discord 8. Who Eight, who has won against
1:00:37
Ralph. Now, I guess by not being in a
1:00:39
relationship with him anymore, Yes, Ralph fucked up major there
1:00:49
and she damn near got his ass. Real fucking fucked up cuz
1:00:56
She's, I mean, she's part of Ed, right?
1:01:00
They don't fuck around over there.
1:01:02
And Ralph became the topic at hand.
1:01:06
So, you know, springs for doing crazy shit to them.
1:01:10
So Edie is is like a more advanced version of kiwi Farms
1:01:17
from why. From what I gather it's an older
1:01:21
version. Pretty much.
1:01:22
Yeah, encyclopedia dramatica. Another another site for fucking
1:01:29
a logs. Mmm.
1:01:32
II. Jeez, I want I want to, I want
1:01:35
to owns page would look like on there by chance proud.
1:01:40
Well, it's really not even on there because I think, I think
1:01:43
kiwi Farms took over kind of around.
1:01:46
Yeah, I don't know how interested they would be an
1:01:49
Owen, you know, he's not, he's not an old enough fag for that.
1:01:55
No, he was. It was pretty close.
1:01:59
But no no cigar oh, so I don't have any particular quips from
1:02:09
this prepared, but I am curious. Um, I tuned in to The Kino
1:02:15
Casino stream last night with vicious Vickers, who is not
1:02:28
vicious at all. In fact, you know, he's not to
1:02:32
be awnings and in fact, he seemed He sounds.
1:02:42
He sounds younger than I thought he would.
1:02:48
But that enemy was, I think fascinating just to hear his
1:02:54
side of things as to what happened.
1:03:00
Yeah. And you know, and I don't know,
1:03:02
I don't know. A lot of people criticize them
1:03:04
for You know, being a bad parent or whatever the fuck, I mean,
1:03:11
what else you supposed to do in that situation, right?
1:03:14
I don't know what other choices that he was left with.
1:03:18
So, you know, maybe maybe restrict access to your kids in
1:03:22
that a little bit. I would say so they don't get in
1:03:26
that fucking situation in the first place.
1:03:30
But other than, you know, how they were saying stuff about,
1:03:33
you know, why do you keep it going?
1:03:35
Why do you go on these shows? Why do you instigate Ralph?
1:03:37
Well, get good answers for everything because it keeps
1:03:40
Ralph making mistakes. Well, okay, from my perspective,
1:03:48
it seems like you know, he didn't really know what was
1:03:53
going on, you know, a lot of older You know, not that he's
1:03:59
like super old, but a lot of older parents don't really seem
1:04:04
to understand the internet or Anna Nicole.
1:04:07
So he was unaware now though dhoni.
1:04:12
Yeah, he was, he was unaware of what was going on and then, you
1:04:18
know, to have your daughter basic abducted by, you know, by
1:04:22
a 34-year old fat-ass, You know, he he had to learn real quick.
1:04:30
Well, I think Paige ran or I think that Faith ran away too.
1:04:38
To what's-his-name's Mansion, right?
1:04:41
Yeah. To Dick Masterson's?
1:04:45
Yeah. So I don't think that he
1:04:47
abducted her. I think that she kind of ran
1:04:52
away from home on her own accord, right?
1:04:57
So I don't think that mr. Vickers really new.
1:05:00
I mean I think he knew that she was talking to you know Ethan on
1:05:05
the internet. I don't know the degree that he
1:05:08
knew the kill stream was popular.
1:05:12
I definitely don't think he assumed that his daughter was
1:05:15
going to go run away with the circus.
1:05:19
Right. Johnny arcade says Vickers, let
1:05:23
her run away. Hmm.
1:05:25
Maybe did I honestly don't know you know the details of all
1:05:30
that. But you know that's a
1:05:34
possibility to maybe she was being such a contest, just like,
1:05:37
get the fuck out of my house. Yeah.
1:05:40
Well, you know I mean it's It's really weird because, you know,
1:05:49
with I mean, teenagers, teenagers are just messes and
1:05:54
general, and then you have this whole internet sub-clause when
1:05:59
there are so many Niche groups that you can fall into.
1:06:03
I mean, imagine how many, you know, parents out out there have
1:06:10
kids, who are into, you know, Darren to the hog wiper thing
1:06:16
and they don't know what, you know the garage every movement
1:06:19
is or anything like that, you know, they think of it because
1:06:22
they're just in some some like weird frog, anime shit or
1:06:26
something like that but you know it's a lot.
1:06:29
It's a lot more than that. So You know, from my perspective
1:06:34
and I'm not a parent, but it seemed to me like he did the
1:06:38
best he could give it brings one of knowledge, rain pipe says,
1:06:44
when Ralph first went out to meet her, she had just turned
1:06:46
18. I assume that's what the story
1:06:50
is and that he had actually, you know, been talking to her and
1:06:53
grooming her since she was under 18.
1:06:59
Yeah, he said he was doing the treat her like an adult deal.
1:07:02
Okay well that makes sense. Yeah it looks it bad decision.
1:07:06
Yep. Backfire right on his ass,
1:07:07
didn't it? But I mean, if she had just
1:07:11
turned 18, that's a gray area right there, still fucking
1:07:15
living under your roof. So they kind of got a listen if
1:07:18
they want to continue to have a place to stay.
1:07:20
Hmm. No, but they're technically
1:07:26
adults they can they can do what they want.
1:07:29
So I mean if she was gonna be like I'm just gonna fuck him
1:07:32
move to Dick Masterson's Mansion.
1:07:36
Then you know that would have been her fucking prerogative or
1:07:39
dad couldn't stop her from doing that.
1:07:41
But at the same point in time, he also could have been a
1:07:43
complete and total bastard when that ship blew up in her face
1:07:46
and she had to come back home and could have been like uh
1:07:49
moving to Masterson's Mansion uh and coming back home.
1:07:53
Maya, my question would be, you know, 444 faith is what the
1:08:02
hell? I tracked you to either and
1:08:04
Ralph other than Other than Fame.
1:08:09
You know, granted I'm granted, I'm a cripple but damn, you know
1:08:16
semi maybe she likes thumbs up her ass maybe she has a fetish
1:08:20
for small penises. There there is a number of
1:08:25
fucking reason. She might have liked Ethan, you
1:08:28
know, I don't know, maybe she likes Ralph a male's that
1:08:32
there's who knows. She has been known.
1:08:37
Be a chubby chaser, mr. Vickers did say that last night.
1:08:40
So Well, obviously likes fat dudes.
1:08:46
Well, I guess I'm I guess I'm SL then.
1:08:53
Oh, that's okay. You didn't want Faith.
1:08:55
Anyway, she's damaged goods and then chicks.
1:08:58
Love guys, who never shut the fuck up.
1:09:01
Well, yeah, probably a jungle. Well, yeah, Johnny, what why do
1:09:05
you think, why do you think I do a podcast, dude?
1:09:09
Just see Johnny Johnny gets it, he gets what this whole entire
1:09:13
show is. Is about I you know people think
1:09:19
I'm on here for politics. No I'm just here to get the
1:09:23
chatty bitches. Red pipe says Ralph reminds me
1:09:28
of one of my best friends who always got women women seem
1:09:31
attracted to the confidence and Swagger in addition to the E
1:09:34
Fame. Yeah that's a lot of what it is
1:09:36
right. It's a lot of it is going to be
1:09:38
fucking how you carry yourself. Hmm, although I don't know,
1:09:48
Ralph to me. I mean, even in his Heyday he
1:09:57
didn't seem that only I had confident but he also had a lot
1:10:01
more ego. I mean, it was pointed out to me
1:10:04
Sammy that he didn't admit fault when even when Medicare fucking
1:10:08
cornered him last week. You got to have a lot of
1:10:12
confidence or being very fucking cocky to be, you know, basically
1:10:17
shoved in the mud like that. And not admit that you fucked up
1:10:21
and not one time. Did he say that he was in the
1:10:23
wrong? No apologize for anything.
1:10:27
He I mean, the dude is wrong as he is.
1:10:31
He's pretty confident guy about being wrong. he just simply left
1:10:37
and He doesn't like he doesn't really love the stream last
1:10:45
week, and then other people came on.
1:10:49
And I didn't, I have to. Now, I didn't watch the whole
1:10:52
entire four hours. I just watched like first to
1:10:55
when he and medic her or were, you know, battling each other.
1:11:00
But You know, it's been an interesting watch that whole
1:11:07
thing unfold. So you said you think even Ralph
1:11:15
is done? Huh.
1:11:18
I think he's lost the majority of his audience.
1:11:20
I don't think people will be watching him to watch him.
1:11:25
Like, seriously, I think that people will just be the remains
1:11:28
of what he has leftovers, and audiences just going to be a
1:11:31
logs and people laughing at him. So he's he's essentially become
1:11:39
our and there's an easy way to not give him use, you know, you
1:11:44
know, just by watching other people's stream Snipes or
1:11:46
whatever. So I think that here on out he
1:11:49
loses a lot of views because you know you'll have just five of
1:11:53
these guys that are covering Ralph's bullshit and you'll
1:11:57
watch them stream instead of watching him screaming.
1:12:02
What I, what I find interesting too is that like at this point
1:12:08
Ralph doesn't seem to either care and neither does mercy.
1:12:12
It's, you know, any it's bad. Policy is also, you know, good
1:12:18
publicity as they say, Johnny made a good comment.
1:12:25
I wish Jim had told him to take his glasses off during that
1:12:30
stream. Yeah, I think he was crying.
1:12:36
Yeah, it had him off the next night, no problem.
1:12:40
And matter of fact was making all sorts of excuses why you
1:12:42
should have had him off. This is like, all right, well,
1:12:45
why don't you have them often? Because he was crying also
1:12:49
probably because he was more bloodshot and, you know, drunk
1:12:53
or maybe high on something, I don't know.
1:12:57
I haven't done. I haven't done drugs, except
1:13:00
for, you know, marrow. I am done and drugs except for
1:13:04
us smoke marijuana. But yeah.
1:13:08
Usually that's when you put your sunglasses on during his dream
1:13:11
is when you just wasted. Yeah.
1:13:14
Johnny says people still watch The Kill stream for the guests.
1:13:17
I can agree with that to a certain point but the problem is
1:13:21
Ralph been Burnin so many fucking bridges that how many
1:13:24
guest is it going to have left here shortly?
1:13:26
I mean, you know, you already got people like Jay Dyer, who he
1:13:29
just, you know, and Nick rokita we just an alienated the fuck
1:13:32
out of So, you know, he's losing guess here, Richard Spencer,
1:13:37
puts up with them. You know, he's got to the point
1:13:41
where he is on very fucking thin ice with Nick Fuentes.
1:13:47
Oh, just keeps destroying everything.
1:13:50
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding. You of that.
1:13:53
And yes, I yes. Miss whiskey.
1:13:57
I Sammy did say me done. Did the marijuana?
1:14:02
I'm trying to get the marijuana. I haven't done in a while, but
1:14:06
the last time I was in Colorado, I did, I did do my on and maybe
1:14:12
and maybe I did some marijuana here in Florida to get all
1:14:16
Robbie says, Fuentes won't deal with them anymore.
1:14:19
So, you know, there's a lot of things that are kind of Brewing
1:14:23
into that, that whole deal, he's got his exclusivity contract
1:14:27
with Odyssey coming up that goes into effect.
1:14:29
March 31st, I believe So I don't think he can do his kill stream,
1:14:36
I'm cozy so that will have to come off.
1:14:39
I think he was still thinking about doing Sunset, Tequila
1:14:43
Sunrise or whatever the fuck he's got going on these days,
1:14:47
his Saturday night show over on cozy, but he just had a whole
1:14:53
bunch of problems because he said faggot nigger last week and
1:14:57
that was on cozy and Nick's already in a ton of heat, right?
1:15:01
So, he don't want that shit. They had a meeting.
1:15:04
I believe they must have talked yesterday or last night or
1:15:06
something about the whole deal. Nick was sounding like on his
1:15:11
stream, he was considering kicking Ralph off because he
1:15:14
couldn't be having that shit. I'm cozy, but Ralph reported
1:15:19
last night that everything was cold between them that he was
1:15:22
going to continue to stay on cozy for the time being and he
1:15:25
also on his collage of pictures in the background behind them
1:15:29
change, the upper left-hand corner Picture to be a picture
1:15:32
of him and next Nick shaking hands.
1:15:36
Yeah yeah I saw that last night which was Which was bizarre.
1:15:45
Okay, I don't hate says to kill your audience.
1:15:47
You have to attack them, he hasn't really done that yet.
1:15:50
Well actually Johnny he is Discord server is actually
1:15:55
dwindling right now because he has doxxed and done a bunch of
1:16:02
other gaps on his own mods and shit.
1:16:05
So they're like they're they're all jumping ship.
1:16:11
That circle is getting Tighter and Tighter over there every day
1:16:13
because it's the fucking numbers are dwindling. okay, um, so
1:16:23
someone just sent me this A link to this on.
1:16:30
This is from our Splash merch over on Reddit.
1:16:38
So this is an interesting thread.
1:16:43
So, ever since the Medicare. Stream, Murph has been
1:16:57
spiraling. And it's a day he even said
1:17:03
something really weird on Twitter.
1:17:06
He was like, oh, I used to like to get beat up when I was a kid.
1:17:12
I got off on it or something like that.
1:17:15
Well, someone I guess today found this old thread from Marsh
1:17:21
for Murphy's Facebook, back in 2013.
1:17:26
Motherfucking a logs. Yep. and he's Tying h house, dad
1:17:34
is a train wreck and he admits to being a fucker.
1:17:38
Basically. and, I think this is around this, I think this is on
1:17:51
the suicide watch, right? He basically says, my dad is,
1:17:57
MM, is a miserable drunken failure.
1:18:06
He says, he started radio station, which I don't.
1:18:12
No, that happened. Here's what's here's, it's
1:18:18
really him to sting. Someone said, yeah, but you
1:18:21
never banged your mom, right? And here's the, here's the
1:18:27
really kind of frenzy part, mer says, I can't be totally sure,
1:18:32
but I have been gained. A lot of chicks.
1:18:37
So it's not a definite, no. That right there.
1:18:47
Wow. I don't even know what to say
1:18:58
about that. Yeah, neither neither do I There
1:19:08
was a lot of rebuttals to that. But not that.
1:19:15
I fucked. Lots of girls, it's possible.
1:19:20
Damn, bro, that's dark. Yeah, and yeah. that yeah, it's
1:19:33
it's insanely dark and I mean, the whole entire subreddit is
1:19:39
just filling with pose like this, even even Mercer's
1:19:44
Twitter, is like this, if I go over there, Let me see, that's
1:19:56
immersed. Alright, he's not really in
1:19:58
touch with fucking everybody else.
1:20:01
And he's the type of guy that finds that dark humor that
1:20:05
everybody else just shutters at. Like you thinks that shit is
1:20:08
funny in that a crowd is going to laugh at that.
1:20:15
Yeah, we can see that some of his other stand-up comedy, it's
1:20:18
like, you know, the crowd, just they died at a certain point
1:20:22
because he he starts going with a joke and he builds up to it
1:20:25
and then he just destroys it with just a bad line at the end.
1:20:29
It's like, oh my God. Well, I don't even give that a
1:20:36
second thought and that, you know, that seems to be a Common
1:20:40
Thread with a lot of these you know personalities that we run
1:20:44
into in the past few years at least me and John are hey
1:20:50
because o and had own, has major mom issues.
1:20:57
I don't know about Ethan Ralph. But I would imagine his family
1:21:03
such situation. Probably isn't too good.
1:21:09
You know he's having he's having baby mamas.
1:21:12
Shoes of his own some way and then merge who Yeah.
1:21:23
I mean. Like I said, I don't know.
1:21:27
I don't know what to say about this.
1:21:34
So murshids Christian before. The mom sexual assault.
1:21:40
ER, according to this subreddit, I mean, I mean, I don't know.
1:21:46
Christian is first off Murph is Mom isn't alive anymore.
1:21:57
And she didn't have dementia either, but if true, this is
1:22:03
just as messed up. Johnny arcade says, I think
1:22:09
Marsh wants to be unlikable. Makes it much easier for him to
1:22:12
disregard someone who doesn't like him when he frames it as
1:22:15
intentional. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
1:22:19
Totally totally does. Yeah somebody's way more easy to
1:22:24
fucking dismiss when you're like yeah they're just piece of shit
1:22:28
anyway. Let's see.
1:22:42
I think. If I can find this.
1:22:49
Tweet from earlier. So, this also got really This
1:22:56
also got really dark Merce. Actually tweeted this this
1:22:59
morning, an apex, apex retweeted it.
1:23:03
So again, I don't know where, I don't know where the game a game
1:23:09
is tonight. He was supposed to be here but
1:23:22
So yeah, let me see if I can share this.
1:23:29
Okay. All right.
1:23:41
Okay, so Always a Sammy. Swiping his fucking trackpad and
1:23:48
then clicking it. Yeah, I need, I need to get my
1:23:51
actual mouse back in here but yeah, that is my trackpad.
1:23:55
So apologies to the chat, but at only at least my fans not
1:24:01
blowing up this week. Right?
1:24:03
Whiskey. Yeah, no fan always has.
1:24:10
But yeah, so this is Mercy his latest cope. to deal with the
1:24:16
trolls and specifically to deal with the subreddit, I think I
1:24:22
used to be the kid in school who would take a beating and go
1:24:25
home. Feeling happy about it.
1:24:28
I honestly get off on attention of any kind, the negative
1:24:33
attention more than the positive.
1:24:38
The people hate me the most, the ones who think they're owning me
1:24:42
makes my dick hard. And all I said was this explains
1:24:48
a lot. So yeah, Johnny I think you're
1:24:52
spot on with your analogy of merge that little what happened
1:25:03
with him and I mean he's openly admitting it now that that's the
1:25:08
case. So again, just wow.
1:25:17
He's not he's not even trying to hide it anymore.
1:25:31
but um, Anyway. Well, I can think about too much
1:25:37
more else to cover. Any other thoughts on this on
1:25:41
these two goofballs, which I think that's about all I got.
1:25:46
Yeah. Now, they are supposed to meet
1:25:49
up in March in Texas. The two of them.
1:25:56
Which I don't know if that will happen at this point.
1:26:04
Either because they'll turn on each other or because their
1:26:09
lives were individually fall apart before then.
1:26:17
So I don't know. Any thoughts on a meet-up of the
1:26:20
guns. They should smash their guns
1:26:26
together and see if they fucking imploded.
1:26:31
It's just wrap guns, create a black hole.
1:26:42
Well I would love to see that it just for you know just for the
1:26:46
county of it but I don't that's going to happen.
1:26:51
This is what it's like what? God's come on.
1:26:58
Oh shit. That might be.
1:27:00
That might be your best sound by yeah.
1:27:07
Anyway though. 01 one last thing I want to ask you about.
1:27:13
So out rolls Carl's not here tonight, but when he is here,
1:27:21
I've noticed that he likes to refer to Harley.
1:27:26
I noticed the likes to refer to as the crypto Daddy.
1:27:33
Or something like that which it which is funny because Marsh was
1:27:36
also going to be a big crypto daddy at one at one point.
1:27:44
That was one of his that was one of his thing's for A couple
1:27:51
months. And but you what you actually
1:27:53
know about crypto, you do a whole show on it.
1:27:59
That's right. If I'm not mistaken right?
1:28:01
I sure do. It's called by the dip.
1:28:04
We do it every Sunday night at 7:00 Central.
1:28:08
Are you guys are you guys from? Yeah, we're going to do it in
1:28:11
this weekend. So, after the Super Bowl, right?
1:28:19
You know, I don't even think about that. oh, aren't we might
1:28:26
take a break this week, you know, I might, I might tune in
1:28:31
just because this year, the Super Bowl I mean there's gonna
1:28:36
be about be a pardon or not but I really don't care about the
1:28:39
about the Super Bowl this year. but, So, I know, although I know
1:28:50
Miss whiskey might because she's into sports ball.
1:28:54
Yeah, I'm sure miss was gonna want to watch.
1:28:57
I think so. She likes the glory of the game.
1:29:02
Yeah. Oh, oh.
1:29:07
So yeah. Robbie, let's finish off some of
1:29:09
these comments in chat. So, yeah, Larry brought the
1:29:16
back. Oh, well, are broader than that?
1:29:19
The he is owns piano to hear. That is cracked.
1:29:27
Not a very good one. Larry I hate to say it, but uh,
1:29:32
you know, he probably played good omen when he was your
1:29:35
student. But he doesn't play too well.
1:29:37
Now, I don't even know he plays. So, Jenny Arquette said, the
1:29:43
bowling alley is in a strip mall between the thrift store in a
1:29:46
Big Lots high-class. Shit.
1:29:48
That's right. Yeah, yeah.
1:29:52
No, you know, that's right. There are.
1:29:57
That's where they don't want to pay shit for the venue.
1:30:00
In this motherfucker. I think it was donated by a fan.
1:30:03
Wasn't it? The space?
1:30:07
Yeah, and it's supposed to be some big event, you know, that
1:30:12
that is, that is a good point, though.
1:30:14
Those someone, someone brought up to me, a few weeks ago that
1:30:19
like one of the reasons why merge should start consider
1:30:22
working out is because he's going to be apparently, they're
1:30:27
going to do a live stream at the bowling alley, Ella together.
1:30:31
And you know when it wouldn't require, Both of them like
1:30:37
standing up and being on camera. No, you don't be almost almost
1:30:42
too. Good.
1:30:43
Sammy is if you fucking had this like, Jack to the fucking tit
1:30:47
smersh, and then you had fat ass, fuckin Ethan Ralph next to
1:30:50
him. That would also be almost as
1:30:52
funny as to fucking guns. Well that while they're, there
1:31:00
you go, Maurice, you have your motivation.
1:31:04
I doubt it's going to happen before.
1:31:06
You know, we're already in mid-February it.
1:31:09
What I got till fall. The shit's going down?
1:31:13
Or was it spring or what? I don't remember what the date
1:31:15
was. Well, let me, let me see.
1:31:18
I want me to see here. I think it's on Marcia.
1:31:21
I think it's on Ralph's Yammer Sprout.
1:31:27
I get the two mixed up. G wonder why?
1:31:34
I believe it's pinned on Ralphs. Twitter, which I'm surprised and
1:31:44
hasn't booked yet. Oh, I did get I did get blocked
1:31:49
by Oh, the weird leather jacket. Oh, Shit, I'm I'm pretty.
1:32:05
I'm forgetting the guys name. Johnny, the weird.
1:32:11
The weird movie critic guy, who whatever to Teddy spaghettis
1:32:17
platform. Oh, razörfist.
1:32:20
Yeah. I got, I got blocked by
1:32:23
razörfist this week for calling him.
1:32:28
A tip for going, my hypocrite. Okay, let's see you.
1:32:44
Wait, crap. You can Ralph block me.
1:32:53
Ha, ha ha. Oh wait, no, he even fought
1:32:59
false or false alarm. I'm not falling.
1:33:04
I'm not following him though, so I bet if I do fall, I'm all get
1:33:08
blocked. Okay.
1:33:14
So this is from the guns. Twitter.
1:33:28
Let's pull this up, okay. Some of the folks listening at
1:33:37
home Sammy, you don't got Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink you got a
1:33:43
donk donk. Yeah that's yeah, that's how I
1:33:51
thing scratchcards. Got ya.
1:33:56
Scratch scratch think Scotchgard stink.
1:34:02
Yeah, I'm scrolling through Twitter like a madman.
1:34:06
Scroll scroll scroll. Johnny arcade says, razorfist is
1:34:17
one hand away from being mr. Slave?
1:34:23
Well yeah. Um, oh, did I tell you why?
1:34:32
So, I got. Did I tell you why?
1:34:34
I got bought by razorfist last week, he called you.
1:34:38
Call them have a greater, some. Yeah, well, I called him a pig
1:34:41
because Apex again, thanks a lot again.
1:34:46
Dug up one of the tweets that so I guess.
1:34:50
Raise our first girl from razorfist was promoting nofap
1:34:56
for a long-ass time and I guess his girlfriend I guess stole his
1:35:05
phone and basically went on to his account and basically, what
1:35:12
is slide that he jerks off all the time, right?
1:35:17
And he deleted the Tweet immediately but Apex screenshot
1:35:22
of it and retweeted it. So he got blocked and and I I
1:35:29
tweeted out and whatever. One of us.
1:35:34
Razorfist taglines is God fucking speed, but I just
1:35:38
tweeted out with the tagline God.
1:35:41
It Jack Elation noises speed and I got I got blocked immediately
1:35:47
for a tweeting that outfit. So needless to say I'm proud of
1:35:52
that you should have made a God fucking skeet.
1:36:00
Yeah, get the fuck. Out of there with that.
1:36:02
With that nofap. Shh.
1:36:06
Anyway though, speaking of Twitter so Ethan, Ralph tickets
1:36:12
are now available for the for the kill stream.
1:36:15
Kingpin Invitational April 2nd. Oh, it's a spring.
1:36:20
Okay. Yeah, April 2nd in Dallas Texas.
1:36:25
We're going to have a wild party up, private bowling alley.
1:36:30
Oh and we'll do a show. a show and some stuff to the coup
1:36:36
meanest, hippo juice, film 18K, Goldman, and then Harrison of
1:36:44
Texas, who I guess is an Infowars, a guy Hippo juice film
1:36:51
is Roy's who I guess. Royce is not that sick as we
1:36:57
initially thought. So, I guess, depending on
1:37:04
whether you look at it, that that's good.
1:37:10
Or bad. But yeah, yeah so April s when
1:37:16
this shitshow is going down. But will the documented come out
1:37:21
come out before then? And we don't know we just
1:37:26
fucking hope so. I can't I can't wait for the
1:37:31
spiral from the shaft of the out.
1:37:33
Porcelain doll that comes out. That'll be that.
1:37:37
That'll be funny, at least. So But I like yeah I think that
1:37:46
finally wrap something up and anything you would like from
1:37:50
other than by the dip. Nah.
1:37:55
All righty, then shout out to miss whiskey shot at his
1:38:01
whiskey. Shout out to the chat.
1:38:03
Shout out to Johnny arcade. Shout out to my girl Carly's
1:38:06
hard. I'm only watching.
1:38:10
Yeah to Carly who will watch and probably clip this later and log
1:38:15
of me. On GSK on the game.
1:38:19
It's a good. King is about, by the way,
1:38:21
whiskey. I don't know if you realize this
1:38:23
but you've become like their new favorite person.
1:38:26
I love. No, no, they know nothing about.
1:38:30
They do nothing about you other than supposedly your racist
1:38:36
because you called them. Run it Mexicans?
1:38:38
Yeah. I love them.
1:38:42
So yeah, we brighten keep writing articles, Boys, carry
1:38:52
out, you know, you know I did I just need I just need more of
1:38:58
you guys to subscribe to the channel.
1:39:01
I'm almost at 800. You motherfuckers are all
1:39:08
property of the Whitfield report at this playing time.
1:39:13
We own you. I never yeah.
1:39:19
So many people wasted their fucking time on me and their
1:39:22
entire life. It is amazing.
1:39:27
Yeah I I love to I love to go in there and read what they have to
1:39:33
say about the streams. It's like a news room full of
1:39:36
retards or stupid shit that's all wrong.
1:39:42
I mean, it's it's hella, it's hilarious.
1:39:44
But, you know, a lot of it is just, you know, a lot of is more
1:39:50
fantastic than what reality is, I'm in, in my real life.
1:39:56
I'm, I'm boring as fog. Like, if you, if, if any of them
1:40:00
were to follow me around, I think the most scandalous thing
1:40:03
and, like, find is that, like, I go to Dunkin Donuts every
1:40:07
morning instead of Starbucks or whatever the whatever Whatever
1:40:12
the hippie-dippie, copy, they like to, you know, what I do in
1:40:17
the morning, I get up and go fucking work because I kind of
1:40:19
fucking real job where I make real money because I don't have
1:40:24
family problems and stupid shit. Well, not not all of them, not
1:40:32
all of them are felons. But yeah, you're not adding up,
1:40:38
you're not an internet personality.
1:40:42
I don't know. Some people might consider me an
1:40:44
internet personality and maybe I am.
1:40:46
Maybe I'm not. But I'll tell you what.
1:40:51
If if you think you're going to Milk Me For Laughs boy, you're
1:40:55
wasting your fucking time. I mean I mean I'm oq4 sound
1:41:01
bites but that's yeah that's yeah.
1:41:04
Those are those. The only laughs you getting out
1:41:06
Me. Those are completely completely
1:41:10
different. So Hey, and if any of you
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motherfuckers got any questions? Just come ask me.
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I'll tell you whatever you want to know.
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Yeah. Who knows?
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I can think I've been thinking I doing it.
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And I am a on maybe they'd like to have you on for maybe they
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want. That would probably make they
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would just melt Sammy, make every one of their days.
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At the same time. They do.
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They'd all just collectively orgasm?
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Oh no. I think they just love the sound
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of my voice. yes, I don't even like to hear myself talk that
1:41:45
much to can be completely honest with you, but You know, I can, I
1:41:50
can tell the haters, they they love it.
1:41:55
Yeah. Well, you know, you do, you do
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have a, you do have that voice that, you know, people like it.
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So, All right, let's get the fuck out of here Savvy.
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Yeah, so I thanks for tuning in. Chat happiest Super Bowl.
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I don't, I don't care who I'm really rooting for It.
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Go Bangles, like, yes, but I don't like here by the.
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Did it may be on tomorrow? Maybe not regardless.
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I will leave a link for Whiskey's, you know, channel in
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the description after the show. And thank you guys for watching.
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Good night and I'll see you next week.
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Waiter waiter.