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Kungfu Glizzy Goblin · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well, it's this morning, freakshell.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, if you need an alarm clock to wake you
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: up this morning, I uh, I've already been watching horse
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  Speaker 2: farts on the internet, so I mean, just real quick.
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  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. I can't believe an animal can make that noise.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a chainsaw. It almost sounds like an F
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  Speaker 2: one car, you know, it sounds like a race car.
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  Speaker 1: Man Man, good morning brick by brick.
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  Speaker 2: I've built this algorithm for good morning brick by brick,
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  Speaker 2: brick by brick Man.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, this thing you give is horse farts. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a bad place to be in. The caption
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  Speaker 1: on the video is great too.
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  Speaker 2: It says first ballot, gold jacket put them in the
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  Speaker 2: Hall of.
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  Speaker 1: Fame right now. It is the Hall of Fame part
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  Speaker 1: right there. All right, let's see.
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  Speaker 2: What do we got on the show today, Paraday. In May,
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  Speaker 2: we'll tell you what concert tickets you can win. Coming
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  Speaker 2: up around eight am this morning. Gonna have a chance
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  Speaker 2: for you to win a thousand dollars of course, around
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  Speaker 2: nine to ten and see the Steelers gave Chris Boswell
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  Speaker 2: their kicker a nice extension.
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  Speaker 1: That's good man.
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  Speaker 2: I take care of Boswell. We will read some Steelers
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  Speaker 2: sign Chris Boswell Facebook comments around eight twenty five. It's
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  Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob Kiss Bob. Yesterday on the show, we
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  Speaker 2: were talking about how there's you know, the Hinzfield the
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  Speaker 2: acresure seats that are up for auction. Yeah, get like
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  Speaker 2: you know, they took out some of the upper deck
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  Speaker 2: seats and replaced them so you can get like a
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  Speaker 2: pair of seats for a couple hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Or they were selling single.
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  Speaker 2: Seats or seat backs or seat bottoms too, which seemed
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  Speaker 2: weird to us. Who would just want like the butt
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  Speaker 2: part of a of a seat. Let's get to another
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  Speaker 2: talkback message here, brought to us by One Team Media.
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  Speaker 2: It's our buddy George on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on, fellow George? You're catching up on
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  Speaker 3: money Moonings podcast? There is now y'all are talking about
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  Speaker 3: the Hinfield seat for sealing all that, and you were
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  Speaker 3: wondering what somebody would do at the bottom of the one.
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  Speaker 3: Now I guarantee somebody will buy one of those, cut
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  Speaker 3: a hole in it and that'll be their new toilet seat.
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  Speaker 1: George, I gotta take it easy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's not right. George's got an idea here. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: nobody's gonna do that. It's too it's too precious tolet
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  Speaker 2: you got a little man kve with the Pittsburgh potty downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: You mean to tell me just the Hinfield seat if
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  Speaker 2: you took on the Pittsburgh potty. What if you took
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  Speaker 2: the seat bottom and somehow welded it to a toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, George is thinking, yeah, but see it only nah,
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  Speaker 2: see because it can only be used for number twos,
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  Speaker 2: one on one man to one on one. It's actually
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  Speaker 2: two of two. You can only do twos in it
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  Speaker 2: because think how gross would be. You know, you gotta
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  Speaker 2: trust all your friends that are overwatching still are going
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  Speaker 2: to get it in a hole.
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  Speaker 1: That's a private toilet. By the way, that's a private
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  Speaker 1: outside that kr it's only for game days.
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  Speaker 2: I think somebody's buying the bottom of a Hinsfield seat
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  Speaker 2: to make a Pittsburgh potty on them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I started thinking about this, and I
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  Speaker 2: started thinking, well, you know, people.
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  Speaker 1: Like memorabilia of everything.
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  Speaker 2: Now you know people would want, uh, you know, to
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  Speaker 2: maybe hang the seat bottom like on their wall or
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  Speaker 2: something like that. I just can't think of a good
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  Speaker 2: scenario for buying a seat bottom from hines Field, Like
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  Speaker 2: even a seat is like all right, it's like you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna get it signed by somebody and then display it.
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  Speaker 2: But then again that's the way, like, right, if you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna get one piece, you go round and signed by people,
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  Speaker 2: signed and then like frame it in like a shadow
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  Speaker 2: box or something up. But if you get the bottom
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  Speaker 2: of a seat, do you then need like a big
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  Speaker 2: meaty steeler to sign it? Be like all right, this
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  Speaker 2: is big butt cheeks only a lineman only, Like, is
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  Speaker 2: somebody gonna have a seat bottom? That's only big beefy boys?
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  Speaker 2: Like that could be a thing too, Rosy Hampton, like
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  Speaker 2: the big beefy boys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could do that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, maybe I'm gonna collect all the seat bottoms.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: Hey we got invited to Morgantown, West Virginia, Bob, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I've been there. I know your daughter goes to college
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  Speaker 2: down there. But we got an invite. We'll get to
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  Speaker 2: that coming up. Around six twenty five, got a special
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  Speaker 2: request for today in free show history around seven am and.
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  Speaker 1: A para day in May.
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  Speaker 2: We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win today
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  Speaker 2: here on the station around eight am.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob Basic Mikey and Bob Podcast. I
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  Speaker 1: love this city so much. Yep, I love this city
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  Speaker 1: so much. I love it so much.
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  Speaker 2: us a message and maybe you'll make the show. Hey,
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: you gotta be kind of nice out again today.
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  Speaker 1: Mostly Sonny.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: Hi's around seventy degrees cold out there this morning, a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. Yeah, it's wait, you know, we're in that
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  Speaker 2: phase now, we're cold in the morning. Feel like you
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: need a light jacket, feel like you need pants, do
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  Speaker 2: you and then like later in the afternoon. You don't
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  Speaker 2: need a jacket, you don't really need pants. Well, I
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: know you never need pants, Bob. But it's mike Yobob
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  Speaker 2: a kiss morning freak show. Let's get to some talkback
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  Speaker 2: messages here again. We're doing a contest with our friends
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  Speaker 2: at Schly Deck and Fence. It's Mikey and Bob's Deck
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  Speaker 2: dot Deck Party. You send us a talkback message why
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  Speaker 2: you want a brand new deck up to ten thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 2: and then me and Bob will come over your house
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  Speaker 2: when you get your new deck from Sly Deck and
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  Speaker 2: Fence and have a little deck party.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to this talkback message.
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  Speaker 4: Guys.
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  Speaker 6: I've been listening to you guys for many years now,
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  Speaker 6: recently daily on the podcast because you drive a lot
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  Speaker 6: for work. This is actually my first talkback message, and
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to celebrate my first talkback message by entering
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  Speaker 6: in the Shly Deck and Fence contest because my veteran
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  Speaker 6: boyfriend and I just bought our first home in Morgantown.
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  Speaker 7: Ah Morgan, time let's go.
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  Speaker 5: We are going to need a new deck.
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  Speaker 6: I would love to have you guys over for a
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  Speaker 6: party on the new Zach and I will also have
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  Speaker 6: the sexy big foot patting Bob saw on Facebook Marketplace
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  Speaker 6: as a birthday present at our house.
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  Speaker 1: Waiting, Wait a minute, you guys, whoa whoa?
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  Speaker 2: You mean to tell me we're being invited to Morgantown
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  Speaker 2: and there's gonna be a sexy big foot painting for Bob?
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  Speaker 2: There she have the sexy Is.
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  Speaker 1: She the artist? I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Did she buy it? Does she paint it herself?
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I don't know. Let's get to another one. Mikey, Bob,
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: it's James. Uh, Mikey Instra Damas you did it again?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now what you calls? Because I predict things?
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  Speaker 4: What you do?
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  Speaker 8: Now?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do anything this one. I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 2: If somebody wasn't thinking about throwing a birthday party for Bob,
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  Speaker 2: if they win the shlide deck and fence contest, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say you can be sure they're thinking about it now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well see sometimes I just step in it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not really predicting, but I'm bringing up an idea
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  Speaker 2: that I feel like I don't want. But the fact
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  Speaker 2: that I brought it up, it's like powers. That's what happens.
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  Speaker 2: So now since since the future. Yeah, so now, if
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  Speaker 2: somebody wins this ten thousand dollars deck and has this
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  Speaker 2: over all of a sudden, it very well could turn
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  Speaker 2: into a Bob birthday party. Even though, once again I
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  Speaker 2: want to be very clear about this, Bob's birthday is
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  Speaker 2: January first. He is a New Year's Day baby. I
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  Speaker 2: think the winner last year, Angie, I believe if I remember,
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  Speaker 2: she had cake, Yeah, she did have cake. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't birthday cake. We weren't quite celebrate my birthday yet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay, looks like the winner this year might might
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  Speaker 2: have to throw Bob a birthday party. Send your talkback
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  Speaker 2: messages through the free iHeartRadio app and why you want
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  Speaker 2: a brand new deck and you could be the winner
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: of Mikey and Bob's deckt deck party. All Right, we
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  Speaker 2: will get to a Paraday in May coming up around
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  Speaker 2: eight am. A lot of good shows coming in, uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the rest of this year here, and we
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  Speaker 2: will want to send you some of the biggest shows.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that around eight am.
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  Speaker 2: Steelers Facebook comments after they give Chris Boswell an extension
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  Speaker 2: around eight twenty five and your chance at one thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Try to pay your bills around nine to ten. Basics
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  Speaker 1: like hen the Mikey and Bob podcast.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, especial request for today in freak Show history.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up next here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show,
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  Speaker 2: it is Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 9: The Latest with Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry that was a horse fart instead, same thing basically
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  Speaker 2: is pretty much the same. Aaron Rodgers update every morning
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  Speaker 2: should just be a ten second horse fart. That should
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  Speaker 2: just be it until he signs. Either there's your update.
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  Speaker 2: Either that or have the guy Frank from Bowser's Barbecue
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: and Manaca give us the Aaron Rodgers update. Okay, we
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  Speaker 2: play a couple of his guys videos on the show.
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  Speaker 2: He works with a character right where do you just say, hey,
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  Speaker 2: what do you think about this?
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  Speaker 1: And they can just rip off like a minute.
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  Speaker 2: And this guy Frank that works at Bowser's Barbecue and Manaka,
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  Speaker 2: somebody just asks him, Hey, how I feel, Bayern Rodgers.
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  Speaker 10: I gotta pay fat dollars a gown for gas, but
• 10:16
  Speaker 10: I got less about Aaron Rodgers. Really, Aaron Rodgers, my
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  Speaker 10: blood pressure was so high yesterday. Every time I turn
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  Speaker 10: on the news, Aaron Rodgers and Donald Aaron Rodgers is
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  Speaker 10: gonna sign Aaron Rodgers.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: What is the infatuation with this guy? He's going to
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: be forty.
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  Speaker 10: Three years old. He can't move right. He's making them
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  Speaker 10: look so stupid. You're a football organization and this guy's
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  Speaker 10: gonna make.
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  Speaker 1: You look that dumb.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: Oh man, the Steelers organization is hearing it right now
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  Speaker 2: from a guy named Frank who works Boser's Barbecue, and manaka.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now, really, come on now.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: Really, it sounds like the Lady Dead that was down
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  Speaker 2: on the strip years ago was come on.
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  Speaker 10: Now, really, he's gonna win another Super Bowl happening.
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  Speaker 1: It's not ever going out. Happens, get rid of it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, wait, hold on one second, your domins, hold
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  Speaker 2: on one second.
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  Speaker 1: This happening. The Steelers, they just be a liva gone.
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  Speaker 1: Send the Steelers to the cross road. Did Rank from
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  Speaker 1: the barbecue play said? So they're never coming back. It's crossroads?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry the super Bowl? Thank you, Frank and meta Steeler
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  Speaker 1: football and Steeler football all right now.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Seriously, though, Adam Schefter, ESPN's insider, was on the Pat
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: McFee show yesterday and you know, of course they were
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: just like, hey, we got to ask about Aaron Rodgers.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Here's what Schefty said on that actually is not Adam Schefter.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: It was a horse farm. Was he lie from horse farm?
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Here is Adam Schefter?
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  Speaker 1: Real quick.
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  Speaker 10: The report initially came out last week on was it
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  Speaker 10: I think it was Thursday that Aaron Rodgers was going
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  Speaker 10: to be in town and.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: At the Steelers facility visiting. Well the weekend Thursday, Friday,
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  Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday have coming gone. Aaron Rodgers was not
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  Speaker 1: at the facility once.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be very clear here. It was the sports station
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  Speaker 2: in town that did this. This all started with the fan. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's it. Yeah, it all started with the fan.
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  Speaker 11: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: They put it out there, they went for it, and
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  Speaker 2: they fell flat on their face. That's the only place
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  Speaker 2: that came from. And then it became a headline everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: And then it was like, oh no, it's a fan.
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  Speaker 2: They started last Thursday, and then everybody else got a
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  Speaker 2: hold of it.
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  Speaker 1: And now we're in.
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  Speaker 2: This situation where it's like, oh Franks now, high blood press, Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: Frank, what are we doing to Frank? Are we thinking
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  Speaker 1: about Frank?
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  Speaker 2: Here? Gas is five dollars gallon are you thinking cares
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  Speaker 2: about their rods guests?
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  Speaker 1: Five dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, I'd consider letting a horse fart
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  Speaker 2: into my guest tank at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I got nothing to lose this point. Five dollars
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  Speaker 1: a gallon.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty powerful too. Frank's fired up, man. We got a
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  Speaker 2: special request for today in Freak Show History. Coming up next,
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: also a para day in May. We'll tell you what
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: concert tickets you can win today here on the station.
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  Speaker 1: Around eight am. It's Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Talk back messages on our show, brought to us by
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  Speaker 2: One Team Media.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear from Lauren here.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, pooping and goofin.
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  Speaker 5: It's your friend, Lauren. I'll leave it up to you
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  Speaker 5: to decide who's who.
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  Speaker 1: They're pooping and goofing.
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  Speaker 12: Mikey, it's one of our favorite weeks of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, favorite week of the year. This is one
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  Speaker 2: of this is this is one of our favorite weeks
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  Speaker 2: of the year. Me and Lauren my birthday week. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not your birthday week, man.
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  Speaker 1: Stop.
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  Speaker 12: Eurovision starts today.
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  Speaker 2: Eurovision Week, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Because you're gonna have to listen to Mikey talk about this.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like you deserve.
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  Speaker 13: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. Wish Bob happy birthdays, birthdays, New Year's Day. Yeah,
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: there's the singing competition that's been I know the the finale,
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: the season finale of American Idol was on last night.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mess with any these American singing competitions. I
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  Speaker 2: go overseas for Eurovision.
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  Speaker 1: It's great.
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  Speaker 2: It starts today, then it's on Thursday, Man, and then
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  Speaker 2: the finals will be on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: It's on Peacock. It's awesome. It's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It's just everybody gets every country gets like one singer
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  Speaker 2: and they pick a song, and my crowd's all into it.
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  Speaker 2: By Friday morning, I'll be in here and you'll just
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  Speaker 2: be playing me songs and you'll be like.
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  Speaker 1: Denmark, I will Denmark's got one.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Hey listen, if you want to feel good vibes and
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: feel like, all right, maybe the world's not on fire,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: wat Cherold Vision you know it is. It's one of
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: your favorite things, Gerald Vision. It makes me happy. It's
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: fun costumes and music. It's a good time, all right.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: It is right around seven o'clock. Time to get to
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: today in Freak Show History, where we take you back
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  Speaker 2: to a moment the show that made us laugh made
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  Speaker 2: a smile.
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  Speaker 1: We got a special request here. Let's get to this.
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  Speaker 14: Hey, Mikey Bob, hope you're having a good start to
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  Speaker 14: the day. I was wondering, either for today in free
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  Speaker 14: show history or just in general, we could hear I
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  Speaker 14: think it was Facebook comments about Tupperware, either going out
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  Speaker 14: of business or about a Tupperware party. I don't know,
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  Speaker 14: but I would really like to hear that since it's.
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  Speaker 1: Been a while.
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  Speaker 8: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the plastic containers, the Tupperware containers. I think they
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  Speaker 2: went out of business a couple of years ago when
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  Speaker 2: we were reading the Facebook comments.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get back to this all the.
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  Speaker 2: Time history today, Tupperware could be going out of business
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  Speaker 2: now for those people who don't know, Tupperware is plastic
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  Speaker 2: containers what it is. But I would say back more
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: in the eighties, Tupperware parties used to be a thing.
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  Speaker 2: So it looks like Tupperware is going away. The company
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  Speaker 2: could be folding. And then I know this sounds weird.
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  Speaker 2: Let's read some of the Facebook comments.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy, are you going to a very deep dark
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  Speaker 4: place on the It's time for ninety six to one
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  Speaker 4: kiss Facebook comments.
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  Speaker 2: Denise a Fat Pat down the block for my aunt
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  Speaker 2: used to sell it in the eighties before she passed.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I be Fat Pat Man, Fat Pat down
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  Speaker 1: the block. You have the tupperware parties popping off in
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  Speaker 1: the eighties. Mad Pet's God.
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  Speaker 15: Sat Pat is.
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  Speaker 2: Legit, God sat Pat. The topperware lady left us. She's
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  Speaker 2: up at the crossroad, Jim, and.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss that Pat.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna miss Fat Pat alright, pee.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Man teasing piece the fat Pat.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Kard so dumb we're reading Facebook comments about Tupperware possibly
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: going out of business.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Dianasy, what is it? I can't even look at you,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Diana Cy.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: My brother Frank used to hide his weed in the
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: tupperware because it would seal air tight.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Two more to mark the weed from Fat Pat down
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: the block. You think Fat Pat was selling weed too tupperware?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: You know what, man, I don't want to do this again,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: but I got Fat Pat Man Mad Pet's God.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: One stop shop down the block from weed didn't wear.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Sweet topperware.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Pa, Miss sat Pat, and I'm gonna miss Fat Pats.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: And Kay went to an adult toys and Tupperware party
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: years ago ended up drinking wine coolers and ended up
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: coming home with a bag full of sexy fun. Okay,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: what sort of friends do you have that are doing
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: an adult by Tupperware party? I remember I got my
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: first adult toy from Fat Pat down the block.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: He's oh, my god, man again.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Fat pets adult toys.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: She's got Tupperware, she's got weeds, and she's got wiggawatts
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Miss fat Pat, but miss.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Fat and Pet by the way, hold on timeout, no timeout,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: timeout time. Oh no, my brain, as we're sending Fat
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Pat on the block from my ant who you sell tupperware,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: weed and adult toys. As we're sending fat Path to
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: the crossroads for the third time, my brain was searching
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: for how I can use an adult toy name on
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: the show wiglewand came to my brain, and that's what
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I decided to say Facebook comments after again the Tupperware
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: company Plastic Containers might be going out of business.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Mary h Oh my god, this Tupperware. We're gonna end
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: with the mary h.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Here. Last time I drank tequila was at a tuppy party,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: ended up Ralphin and Marsha's front lawn bushes. It is
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: super Bowl week, but not really super Bowl week for
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: NFL social media teams because the NFL schedule release comes
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: out Thursday at APM. And if you've been following along
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: for the last couple of years, this is where a
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: team social media really, I mean, this is like the
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: playoffs right here. Who's got the best one? You want
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: to get a top five schedule release. You know what's
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: what's hot on the internet. What's gonna play good with
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: your fan base, what's gonna make it outside of your fan.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Base to go viral? The memes are in play. Everything's
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: in play.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Man having celebrities read some of it, it's all in play.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: What if Aaron Rodgers was in town and he was
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: just here to film, don't do this the schedule release video,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: And that's how they're gonna announce it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: The schedule release video is just Aaron Rodgers giving you
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: game by game, but he's predicting winner loss, and he
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: predicts all wins. Honestly, the dumbest way for the Steelers
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: to steal the spot like today, have or Thursday, have
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers read.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: The schedule announcement. All right, it's time to get to
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. Again.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: A couple of great people will just listen to the
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Police scan They have you know, social media. They
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: have their own website, pghdash scanner dot com. It is
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: time to check in with Pittsburgh Police scanner. Find out
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: what is happening in and around our city. Shady side
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: caller said that an aggressive driver gave him the finger.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Oh no, and the caller didn't like you. You get
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: the police out here, Get them out here, call in SWAT,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: calling the National Guard.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Track this car.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I got the license plate, Okay, track them down, lock
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: them up.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Just who cares? It's a badge, honor.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: If you're driving around Pittsburgh somebody gives you a finger,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: it just means you're going.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: You know, you do what we gotta dude, get to
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: where you go.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: You're doing it all out there. Don't call it costs.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Somebody just gives you a finger. Keep it moving. Also
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: happening in around our city downtown On fifth f caller
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: says they had a man is outside restaurant playing the
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: violin in The caller doesn't like it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Set in the mood for romance. That's what I'm saying. Man,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: What are we doing here?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Then called the cops because somebody's trying to set the
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: proper vibe downtown.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Pre violin show, you know, and dinner. So hey, this
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: was gonna keep on him.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Kids on Market Square too, have a violinist on there
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: setting the table for romance.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: You don't love love? What are you doing?
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Think of the dumb reasons people around here call the cops.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Someone's playing a violin downtown. There's a violin down here. Now.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I will say this, though, if they're not a proper violinist,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I might call the cops too, because somebody that's trying
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: to play the violin that doesn't know how to.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Play the violin, that can get pretty annoying. Also happening
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: in here on our city.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Strip district, Novo Asian food haul caller says the employee
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: from Kung Pow Chicken is beating someone up.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Not sure what the caller expected. It's a good point.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: You wander into Kung Fou Chicken, you're getting Kung Fou Chicken.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You start messing around. They live up to the name
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: down there. It's basically like Allegheny West Wendy's. Okay, you
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: want to fight, you gotta fight crane to fight.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: It's in the name. It's kung Fu Chicken. Try them. Hey,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: if you ordered something, they gave you the wrong order.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: The food wasn't prepared, right, that's okay. Keep it moving
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: better than getting your ass kicked. Don't go back up
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: to the collar and be like, hey, I want to
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: talk to a manager. A manager, talk to these fists, Chicken.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You're gonna talk to the fist, the knee, the elbow,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: the foot.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: That's what's happening in and around our city.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Dan, all right, a paradigm may we'll tell you what
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: concert ticket you can win the this morning coming up
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: around eight am, and the Steelers re sign kicker Chris
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Boswell to a big extension. We will read Steelers Facebook
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: comments around eight twenty five.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob the Mikey and Bob Podcast.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, one of our moverers want some good vibes sent
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: their way. Mobers are what I guess we're calling listeners
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: of our show, sort of like Mikey and bobbers and
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: just put them together. It's Mobers, right, Let's get to
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: this talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: It's our friend aunt Kaka Hi boys.
• 24:35
  Speaker 13: It's Aunt Coca.
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: Hey.
• 24:38
  Speaker 13: Just wanted to get on here because I'm in the hospital.
• 24:43
  Speaker 13: I have a huge fricking kidney stone that's blocking my
• 24:48
  Speaker 13: right kidney. Oh no, so I'm going into surgery tomorrow
• 24:53
  Speaker 13: to get it, oh jeez out of me. So the
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• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Vibe be appreciated.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bob.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: And still from the hospitals. Still which is you a
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: happy birthday even though your birthday is New Year's Day?
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Ye Kaca, get get well soon there good vibe yeh.
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• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Uh. There's always uh people.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Getting naked, getting arrested, making the news and making our show.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: There's also always weird things happening down in the state
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: of Florida. It seems Florida stories have been a staple
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: on our show for years and years. Now, let's check
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: in with somebody getting naked down in Florida.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 25:34
  Speaker 16: Oh, all the listeners of the Freak Show, it's time
• 25:37
  Speaker 16: to double to the Sunshine State.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It happened again. It's another Florida. Sorry, On to Florida
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: we go.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: Japanese found Santana naked at a vacant Oh.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: No, we got a naked loas naked Carlos.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I'm taking app Okay what I had?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, So what you hear there is him at a
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: convenience store. This is before he gets naked, all right.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: He's at a convenience store and he's just got he's
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: got like a can and he's got some cigarettes. And
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: he just tells like, I'm not paying for taking all
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: this taking all this stuff and all this stuff. I'm
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: not paying for it. You can't do that. Carlos down
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: in Florida.
• 26:19
  Speaker 16: Asual and openly admitting he's about to steal.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just telling her, hey, I'm not paying for it,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I'm about to take it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Jeffarty say, he stole a can of four loco and
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: four packs of cigarettes.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on one second.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Carlos Florida starter kit man, No Los, ready?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that's the Florida Starter Kit.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like anything goes from there, dude, A four
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: loco and four pack of cigarettes. Yeah, let's see how
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: this night ends for Carlos.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: All worth under fifty dollars.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: But what they found out next turned a simple theft
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: to a felony case. Well, it turned a simple theft
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: into a Florida story that makes our show because Carlos
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: steals a four low go and four packs of cigarettes.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Carlos is having a party.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody else is invited, but Carlos is.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: He He's the Florida one man party right there. Dude,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: He's got smokes for everybody. He does one can of for.
• 27:14
  Speaker 16: Loco TRACKSNTNA to this abandoned home.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: All right, So they go to the abandoned house. The
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: cops they got the dogs. They're trying to find naked Carlos.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: A K nine unit moves in and finds Santana naked.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Low Speakabo found naked.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Carli started, dude, wait, why are you naked? Well, if
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: you didn't see his previous uh fast.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Smoking, drinking and feel wonderful four packs.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: Of cigarettes and four Loco Carlos partied his.
• 27:45
  Speaker 16: Pants Offntana now faces charges, including burglary for his eighteenth arrest.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: According to the Least.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Shoe, eighteen times this guy has been arrested down in Florida.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: He put his jersey in the Everglades or something like that.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: How do we retire a far man's jersey Florida legend? Yes, seriously,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: eighteen arrests for Carlos there getting naked after stealing a
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: four loco and four packs of cigarettes.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: It is a naked person and Florida making the show
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: once again.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: A para day in May, we'll tell you what concert
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: tickets you can win, coming up around eight am.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: We're doing it every day this month.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Noah con Yesterday there's Bruno Mars, it could be Olivia Rodrigo, Benson,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Boone Somber, Morgan.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Wallen noting Alex Warren shows.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eight am, we'll tell you what concert tickets were
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: giving away today here on ninety six to one, Kiss Bob.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yesterday on the show, we were talking.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: There was something on the Pittsburgh Police scanner about someone
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: that got their crutches stolen from them. Yeah, yeah, to
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: call the cops. Let's get to his talkback message.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: I keep out from Conway. Just listening to the podcast
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: about the guy who stole the crutches police scanner just
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: reminded me of when I used to steal my dad's prosthetic.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Leg Okay, all right, I don't know if we need
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: to be doing that. Dad.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: He bring memory used to steal your dad's prosthetic legs
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: and it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Was just a joke, and I wouldn't like take it
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: for very long, but I used to get such a
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: kick out of it. And he would laugh.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, as long as he's laughing, as long as he's
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: laughing and having a good time too, you know. You know,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: the first couple of times she did it, though he
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: wasn't laughing, He's like.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, give it back.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough one right there, when he steals
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: your leg, and like, what do you do? You gotta
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: get up real quick and go to the bathroom.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Right Eventually after he would get mad. But yeah, I
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: just wanted to chime in stop that because it just
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: reminded me of that. I just wanted to edit to
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: add that my dad has since passed away a few
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: years ago. I just, you know, I just wanted to
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: add that little bit just to in case people still
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: think he's alive, because he's not. But you know, I've
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: chimed in about his Steelers leg before his prosthetic leg and.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah and all that stuff.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Remember when we were talking about that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah you see steeler leg guy. Now I remember prosthetic
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: leg with all Steelers on it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: But anyway, yeah, I just wanted to share that. That
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: fond memory and stuff like this helps me get through
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: you know, missing him, especially around Father's Day. But I
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: hope you guys have a great day.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Hey, thanks for sharing. Uh you used to steal
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: dad's prosthetic leg. Yeah, yeah, thanks for sharing that. That's
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: how we keep people, you know, their memories and what
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: they meant to us alive by telling stories like that.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You used to fliping the steeler leg though.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: All right, hey, uh that was kind of like I
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: say something nice message right there?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: We got one right here. Our foreman guy is back.
• 30:49
  Speaker 15: Let's get to say something nicer, say something nice, say
• 30:55
  Speaker 15: something nice?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: You can send your talkback messages through the free iHeartRadio app.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: You got something nice to say about someone or something,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Let's get to this.
• 31:02
  Speaker 14: Hey, Mike's a Macro construction apprentice again.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to send out a little say something nice.
• 31:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah, saying nice, Say something nice, say something nice.
• 31:18
  Speaker 17: I had a big old tests for apprenticeship yesterday.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Pass it. Yeah, buddy, buddy, thanks to you guys giving
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: me a great verbal warm up. Yeah. Just screaming in
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: my ears all morning, so I was ready for my foreman.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and uh yeah, say something nice. Love you guys.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: He Ace is Foreman's test because we were yelling at
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: him in the morning.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Say something nice, Say something nice.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: All right, A pair of day in May, we'll tell
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: you what tickets you can win on the station today
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: around eight am Steelers give a big fat extension to
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Chris Boswell. We will get to Steelers Facebook comments about
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: eight twenty five and nine ten your chance to win
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: one thousand dollars.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: A pair of day in May, we'll tell you what
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: concert tickets you can win today here on ninety six
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: to one. Kiss in just a couple of minutes, it's
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback message brought
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  Speaker 2: to us by the Pavement Group.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: It finally happened.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: You guys popped into my dream. Ah love this when
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: listeners randomly dream about us. It's very odd.
• 32:23
  Speaker 18: We were hanging out and then Bob, you took us
• 32:27
  Speaker 18: on your boats.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Your boat was so cool.
• 32:31
  Speaker 18: It had a pole in the back of it.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Man, I wish, I wish you had a I wish
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: well a pole. It could be a fishing pole, could
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: be a pool.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Though sometimes with the interaction poll pole sound you know,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: could be a pole though too, Like I mean, putting
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: a pool on a boat. That's some real super yacht
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: type stuff. And I don't think they allow boats like that,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: stripper poll from my exotic dances on the river. Very possible,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: more possible than you owning a boat with a pool.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: But then again, she is dreaming this and you drove me.
• 33:10
  Speaker 18: You, Mikey and two of my friends wow down the
• 33:13
  Speaker 18: river so we can go party in south side.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Party in the south side on Bob's boat. That might
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: have a pool in the back. What a dream, or
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: might have a pole in the back. Speaking of dreams
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: about poles.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, where's this going.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: There's time I dreamt about you naked, because Bob, this
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: is why this happened. Okay, we were talking about dreams,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: and you know, listen, I've had a couple concussions over
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: my life. I don't know if that plays any part
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: with it, but I never remember my dreams except one dream.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I remember. You were married to Serena Williams.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: It's the only dream I ever remember. Until last night.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Oh man, we were in the studio, okay, like we
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: are right now. Hu, you were completely naked in my
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: dream last night. You were completely in my dream, full
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: frontal naked, Bob, and I will never forget it.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I'll never forget it being completely naked.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I now have two dreams that I remember for the
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: rest of my life. Married to Serena Williams and Bob
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: naked again. If you've been following the show in our friendship,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I've known Bob since we played they lay baseball together
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: and we pride ourselves on being best best friend champions, like,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: but we've never seen each other naked. Was I just
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: just out like, I'm not wearing clothes for the day.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: It was like you were in angry but funny mode
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: where you were just like.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I don't care, get these pants off me.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: And you were standing literally, hey, right over.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: There, and you're just full from like get the pants
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: off me.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: And you're just standing there naked, dude, naked, fully naked.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: And I gotta be honest, man, you look you looked alright, man.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Good like everything and stuff. You look good for me. Man,
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: what a dream last night?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Listen, You've had fantasies about me that would be considered
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: a fantasy. I believe that's a fantasy. I believe that
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: is a fantasy. When you dream of someone nude, I
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: believe that it's me ripping my pant call violently.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I had a fantasy about you last night.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I debated myself in my head whether I should bring
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: this to the show or just leave it in my
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: own brain.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Mikey having sexy dreams about naked girls.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: No, by the way, when I was married to Serria Williams,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: it wasn't even like sexy dream or anything like that.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: We were doing mundane married people things. I'm the only
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: one to get.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I think I realized why I dreamed of you naked
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: last night. Okay, I was at Bob's house. Yes, so,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I had a real bad issue with my computer yesterday.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I couldn't get things to work at all. Then we
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: get the problem fixed and everything. I'm on my way home.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I'm out in my car. Now. You know where I'm going. Right,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I'm out in my car. You did this to me.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I set the trap. You set the trap.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: You did it.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: You think it's me trap.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I go up his driveway. I'm at the car right, bye, Bob.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: He pulls his shorts down and shows me a butt
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: cheek at his front door. Neighbor could have saw doesn't matter,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter at all. He pomped out a big white
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: cheek for me, and I just got in my car
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: and drove away again. Not the first time seeing Bob's
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: butt cheeks though, Oh man, I set the trap. The
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: trap was set. You showed me too much skin yesterday.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Wait to fall asleep tonight. My brain was like, wait,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: we saw a buttchee. We're gonna see that big man
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: fully naked. I wonder what the rest of it looks like.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, those I had a naked dream about
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Bob last night.
• 37:00
  Speaker 12: A day and me.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Gracie Abrams has a brand new song called Hit the
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Wall that comes out this Thursday at eight pm. She
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: also announced yesterday her third album, A Daughter from Hell,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: is gonna be releasing on July seventeenth, alongside her longtime
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: collaborator Aaron Destner.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Oh feel the bar.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you, dude, feel the pow you bring
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: in Destner.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: It's a rap.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be an emotional album that I know I'm
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: gonna connect with if Aaron Destner touches it. And you know, yep,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: you know that's good stuff right there. It's Mikey and
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Uh,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: real quick, let's get.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Some of that raw learn something together right now, it's.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Time to find out why the hell is this training
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: with Mikey in bad All right, I've been holding out
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: on this show for a while, but it seems like
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: it might be time to hop in with the Traders
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: here on NBC. NBC unveiled their fall schedule for the
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: upcoming year.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: The Traders.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Now, that has been a show that's only been on Peacock,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: but it's gotten so big now, yeah, that they're putting
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: it on NBC.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: This is how it works.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Now, let's see if it cooks online and if it doesn't,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: oh well, it was just on Peacock anyway. I feel
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: like by the end of last season of that show,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: it was big. It was everywhere. Yeah, yeah, it was big.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: So it's gonna air on Thursday nights, eight pm. So
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: that's gonna start in the fall. So the Traders that
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: show is uh is gonna be on regular NBC. I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: mean also Peacock too, right right, but that's a big
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: move for them.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: They also unveiled that one or maybe four new.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: TV series are in the works for Fast and Furious. Okay,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: wait one or possibly four one, Let's try it out
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: and see if we can do Fast and Furious TV.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Four Fast and Furious TV shows is way too much?
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Do they think this is like the next end cis
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: where it's like I think so a bunch of different spinoffs,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: and I think I think they look at it. I mean,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: these big giant conglomerates just look at the properties they
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: own and somebody's like, hey, we own Fast and Furious.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: What are we doing with it? Well, we're not really
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: making too many moods, all right, We'll make a TV
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: show that if you could do like Fast and Furious Miami,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Fast and Furious, Vegas Fast and Furious. It's just like
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: you can do Fast and Furious origins where somebody's playing
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: like youngm.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: It's it's everybody's got a universe now.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Fast and Furious Universe TV series could be one, could
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: be four in development, set to release the next movie
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty eight.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Fast Forever is the next movie. Jerry Duty, Bob, I
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: know you like this show.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: You watch two seasons of that that's been renewed for
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: season three at at Amazon Prime. This is the show
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: where they have one person, and the person doesn't know
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: that they're surrounded by basically improv comics and people that
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: are really good thinking on their feet. They put them
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: in a situation. The last season was a company work retreat. Yeah,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: and the guy was like a temp worker and everybody's
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: micd up in just hilarity. Ensues came in the day
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: before the work retreat kicks off.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Season two was great, Season one was great.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, Bob, It's got renewed for season three.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Now Jury duty at Amazon Prime. Lord of the Rings
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: The Rings of Power season three has a fall premiere
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: date for Amazon Prime November eleventh. Rings of Powers set
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: years and years and years before the original books and movies.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Gotta be honest, love, Lord of the Rings. Seen all
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: the movies?
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, saw the first two seasons of that show? Yeah,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I forgot it existed. Wow, So now are you out there?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I have to go back and watch first two seasons
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: of the show to even remember what happened, so I
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: can watch season three when it comes out.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I thought you were.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: About to take it in there and tell me you're done.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: No with Lord of the Rings. You're kidding me, And
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: welcome back. Savannah Guthrie. Savannah Guthrie obviously host on The
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Today Show. Her mom has still been missing and that
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: obviously situation doesn't have a good ending, it appears, but
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: they did announced yesterday that she is going to be
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: hosting an executive produced to Jimmy Fallon game show for wordle,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: wordle this, I want to run people start or play
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: a wordle? Is that a pandemic? Like every day you
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: try to guess the word And there's probably some people
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: still playing wordle out here. But listen, they're putting it
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: on as a game show like a nighttime game show.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Doesn't listen, let me talk to you about game shows.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: You put game shows on the middle of the day.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: There's people my father in law's age that are watching them.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: He's got a game show run that he does every day.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: It starts part of his schedule. It goes let's make
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: a deal that it goes prices right, and then at
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: night it's Jeopardy and Wheel Fortune. Like the older you get,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: the more all in, the more you love game show.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Is he on the word Does he played the word
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: word no? No no on his phone?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's gonna love it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: No, dude, I'm just trying to figure out, you know,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: how to make his phone ringer loud enough to where
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: he can actually hear it through his hearing age. Get
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: him on the wordle it's coming to TV manh Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: They will begin filming it this summer. All right.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: The Steelers have re signed Chris Boswell to an extension.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: We will read some Steelers Facebook comments about that. I'm
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: sure there's not gonna be a Rogers, right, we'll get
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: to that around eight twenty five. Your chance at one
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars around nine ten. It's Mikey Bob.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Hey Conn NYSA. Today.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be mostly sunny today. Hi's near seventy degrees.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Not bad.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: This is good dog walking weather. Bobby dogs out on
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: these streets. Hey, By the way, get them dogs at
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: the ballpark tonight. Buck was our back ended at Home
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: to Night, taken on Colorado Rockies. It's pump night tonight. Yeah,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: bring your dogs to the park again. Still need to
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: know who scoops it up though unanswered questions. I'm sure
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: it's just like pirates. Employees got to walk around and
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: be a scooper. But we've been doing pump nights for
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: years and nobody's ever answered that question. Like I said
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: the show yesterday, get the pirate pairt out there with
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: a giant Scooper man.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: He'll get it done.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Here's your Aaron Rodgers update for the day.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: It's actually just a horse fart. Never mind. We do
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: have a Steelers update though.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yesterday they gave kicker Chris Boswell an extension. That's one
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: guy on the team where you're just like, all right,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: give that dude whatever money he wants, right, make that
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: guy one of the highest paid kickers in the league
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: because he was kind of underpaid. He gets a four
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: year extension with the Steelers. He's under contract with the
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Steelers through twenty thirty. He gets a twenty eight million
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: dollar deal seven million dollars a year. He's tied with
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Brandon Aubrey with the Cowboys as the highest paid kicker
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: now in the NFL.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: He's heading into his twelfth season. Well deserved.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Everybody loves Boswell, He's been the dude forever. And then
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: we read the Facebook comments.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Everyone is a GM everyone as a coach, everyone is
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: going to get tweet inch everything.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: It's time for Steelers Facebook comments.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Steelers kicker Chris Boswell gets an extension. We're in the
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Facebook comments here, Russell.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: C good move. Can he play quarterback too? They can't,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Russ he can't.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: And k he's a Steelers Haller Famer. He's the one
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: guy that actually deserves all this money, John B. When
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: it's all said and done, Boswell was actually the best
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: killer bee.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Whoa whoa whoa?
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: No, I mean Tonio Rose kill her be on the
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: field was still out here doing it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: That's Oh. I met bos at a gas station. Where's
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: this going? I love Pittsburgh so much. I know, I
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: met bosit and gas.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was filling up, okay, and he took the time.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: What happened to the gas station? The FaceTime my son?
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I love him, man, legendary Jennifer, She's gonna tell people forever.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: That's why you just gotta be nice to people. Because
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: you're Chris Boswell. You met her and you FaceTime your
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: son gas station. Now she's in the Facebook comments telling
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: us all about it, and we're telling Pittsburgh all about it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Nice job, boss.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Chris Boswell signs an extension with the Steelers, wearing the
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Facebook comments and Jennifer are here, daddy boss.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: That's all Don B The man who saved Mike tomlins ass.
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: Over and over again deserves that dollar he gets.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: And Tomlin's gonna be catching strays in these Facebook comments
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: for the next two decades.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Yep, Mark b banging deep in Boss. We trust Donna Be.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I named a cat after him. I'm glad he's staying
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: around the burg. You got a boss cat, dude.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Boss is a great great Cato cat name man Boss
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Paul H.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Stone cold killer out there with steel balls.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: They should have paid him more for how many times
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: he's bailed this team out.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I think the.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: NFL regulates the ball he's kicking out. I don't think
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: he's no stealing those balls. And one more here Mary
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Gee sending him to find airon Rogers and give him
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: a kick right in the as. Keep sending your talkback
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: messages in today through the free iHeartRadio app Paara Day
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: in May. If you want to win tickets to go
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: see Somber in November at PPG Paints Arena, send us
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: a talkback message and you could try to win Somber
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: tickets today here on ninety six to one Kiss it
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: is Mikey and Bob. Also the free iHeartRadio app, that's
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: where you can win yourself a brand new deck up
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: to ten thousand dollars with our friends at sly Deck
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: in Fence and then me and Bob will come over
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: your house on your new deck.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: You have a little deck dot deck party, little party
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: with your friend.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Just leave us talkback message on why you want a
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: brand new deck.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I Mike a big Bob. This is Missy from Mingo Junction, Ohio.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Oh man, we got Missy and Mingo. I would love
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: to win a deck for my mom around the pool.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah from Slyde Deck in Fence. Okay, love you guys.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: All right, we've never considered if this is a deck
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: for around the pool, Bob, this could be a whole
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: pool party type.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Situation or Mingo Junction is ready for us. Okay, let's
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: get to another one here you guys.
• 47:44
  Speaker 19: Is a shout up from Peters. My husband and I
• 47:48
  Speaker 19: have just started our family about two years ago. We
• 47:51
  Speaker 19: have a two year old son and a nine year
• 47:52
  Speaker 19: old nine month old daughter.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Congrats.
• 47:56
  Speaker 19: We bought a house to grow into and unfortunately as
• 47:59
  Speaker 19: soon as we bought it, everything went well, so we
• 48:02
  Speaker 19: couldn't afford to do the enhancements that we wanted and
• 48:06
  Speaker 19: a deck for the kids would be so great.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: It's one thing about being a homeowner. You know, you
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: buy your first house, you buy like a starter house.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: It's like an older house.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: If you own any house, craft just starts going wrong.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Right right, Yeah, you bought your house. Boy, You've had
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: some things go wrong.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Right. He's just part of the part of the process.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Let's get to another one real quick. Get Big Bob
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Anthony here. Hey, just wanted to say, you know, you
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: guys are awesome. I love listening to you. Thanks.
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: Uh, looking for somewhere this summer for my parents and
• 48:40
  Speaker 11: myself my brother to hang out, listen to some ninety
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: six Kiss FM.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Father's currently in a nursing home.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, listen, you didn't have to lie about decks so
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: we can sit outside and.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: That No, I ain't got to do that.
• 48:56
  Speaker 11: For some health issues. Mother just had some lung cancer removed.
• 48:59
  Speaker 11: So if you look for somewhere to kind of get
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: the filming together and get some good vibes going and
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: you know, hopefully everything back together.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Thanks.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, deck is a great place to just hang out.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Let me get to one more here, Hey, Mike.
• 49:11
  Speaker 12: Kim Bob, this is Rachel from Newcastle. Been listening to
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: you guys for probably fifteen or sixteen years.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I love the show.
• 49:18
  Speaker 12: Listen as much as I can, but I do catch
• 49:20
  Speaker 12: up on the podcast, and I am just calling to
• 49:23
  Speaker 12: try to win the deck. My husband's been trying to
• 49:26
  Speaker 12: finish our deck for two years and we just don't
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: have the money to do it right now. So it'd
• 49:31
  Speaker 12: be awesome to win, and it'd be even more fun
• 49:34
  Speaker 12: to have you guys out to have a big party
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: with us.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all you gotta do is enter send us a
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: talk back message.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I thought he was just about to bury your husband,
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: be like he's been trying to put a deck up
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: for two years and can't.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: He can't put the damn thing together.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be like he's not capable
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: of building a deck. He's got boards everywhere. He've been
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: watching YouTube videos. He's got the damn iPad out there.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: He's watching this old guy. It's naylin and boards and stuff. Yeah,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: that's another good thing about getting getting a deck put in.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: You don't need somebody out there that maybe don't know
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: or trust. You know, like your husband's out there just
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: trying to throw it together.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: We got it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: We're going to bring the professionals over brand new deck
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: from slide Deck and Fence.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob's Deck dot Deck party.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Keep sending your entries through the free iHeartRadio app. We
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: got a chance for you had win one thousand dollars.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Trying to pay your bills. This morning coming up around
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: nine ten, it's Mikey and Bob. Yesterday, Bob, it was
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: your son Jack's seventeenth birthday. Yeah, Happy birthday Jack. Yeah,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: it's Mikeyobob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let me get
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: to this quick talkback message. It has to do with
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Jack's birthday yesterday.
• 50:42
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm cuting up on the podcast from yesterday, and
• 50:45
  Speaker 17: I was just listening to when Jack drove.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Into a mailbox.
• 50:50
  Speaker 17: But I remember when he was like backing out of
• 50:53
  Speaker 17: the driveway and then back into another mailbox, like no
• 50:57
  Speaker 17: mailbox was safe on that road.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I remember, And what hilarious is true?
• 51:01
  Speaker 17: Anyway, Happy lated birthday, Jock, And I was always happy birthday, Bomb.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: No, it's not always happy birds celebration Yesterday January first
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: New Year's Day?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Is Bob's birthday wasn't yesterday?
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: He does have multiple mailbox kills. On our block alone. Yeah,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, you know mailbox is or was they the
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: first time he backed out of the driveway and hit
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: a mailbox, and then the next time was down the
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: street and hit a neighbor's mailbox. Happy birthday, Jack. All right, Bob,
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: it's time to get down to Florida again. All these
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: weird things happening down the state of Florida that's going on.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: It's time for another Florida story.
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: Here we.
• 51:42
  Speaker 16: Attention all the listeners of the Freak Show. It's time
• 51:44
  Speaker 16: to double to the sun time Staate. Yes, it happened again.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: It's another Florida story. There's a break in at a
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: school down there.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Police say the suspects jumped a fencier at University High
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  Speaker 2: and then got.
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  Speaker 1: In through an unlocked door.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah in Mestigators say they spent over twenty minutes inside
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  Speaker 11: the school's esse wing.
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  Speaker 18: They do.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of parents and neighbors here to wonder how
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: this could have happened. Yeah, how do you break it
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: into the school? Right?
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Schools are you know, secure and everything. Nah, wasn't even
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: a senior prik man, wasn't they? This is really people
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: breaking into a school just to steal some things.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: They say.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Those suspects rode eese bicycles and messed with their equipment.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: All right, So they're just in there. They're having a
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: good time. They're like, we're in the school. Nobody's gonna
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: catch us. They're playing with their equipment. They're riding the
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: bikes around. Stole a bunch of lanyards. They stole some lanyards,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: been broke into another classroom and stole over one hundred
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: hot dogs. Oh on no, now, we got a Florida
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: story cooking here. One hundred hot dogs. The Glizzy goblins
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: are down there.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: On that might be the Florida Glizzy Goblins. That's a
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: lot of meat to walk on of there with real
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Glzzy goblins will take more a hundred. If there's more
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: one hundred there, fridge what they do?
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  Speaker 17: Man?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Taking them all with me? You gotta keep your fridge
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  Speaker 1: shut at night. That's like cases of hot dogs.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of hot dogs. One hundred hot dogs.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of packs to carry out of school there, and.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Ice cream meant for students. Why hot dogs of all things.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Whatever you can find is what they'll take. Okay, So
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you gotta talk to an eyewitness.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: What do you think about people stealing a hundred hot dogs?
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Why hot dogs of all things? Why hot dogs? Whatever
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: you can find is what they'll take.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: A hundred hot dogs stolen down in Florida might be
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: the quinzy goblins.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Man, you gotta watch out.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Keep your keep your fridges shut at night, keep all
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: your hot dogs in the meat drawer.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: They know where they are.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: And you don't even want me to get started on
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: the Florida underwear goblins because they're down there too.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: You gotta watch out.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Got a chance be in on a thousand dollars coming
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: up just a couple of minutes here, we'll give you
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  Speaker 2: the uh.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me doing what I wish. I wish people could see.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I wish people could see.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just starting off the segment here. I
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: gotta get myself fired up and in the zone. Okay,
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: and Bob just aggressively double smacks his nipples. You know,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: you know how football players will like smash helmets together
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: like people do, like smelling salts to get in the zone.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: You know, you're a basketball player on defense, you smacked
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: the wood. Yeah, that's all I was doing there, man,
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I was just getting myself in the zone and it
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: starts with my nipples. Okay, I connect my nipples together.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Were two smacks. The next thing you know, I'm locked in.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: You laid back in your chair, just letting, not talking,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: and then just go like that's.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: What ready to go.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me you didn't feel better and more locked
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: in after you smack your nips, lay back and give
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: him another snack. It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning
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  Speaker 2: Freak Show. Your chance to win a thousand dollars coming
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  Speaker 2: up in just a moment. Again, I guess you won't
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  Speaker 2: do it. Well. I want to hear from Frank though,
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: because everybody's sending us.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Frank, Frank, you do not know that. Don't don't be
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: saying things about Frank. You don't know Frank.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: By the way, for people who don't know, which we
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: really don't know either, Uh works at Bowser's Barbecue and Minaka.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Now somebody that knows Frank probably works with them and
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: just thinks, man, Frank is awesome. You come in here
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: with anything, Pittsburgh. Frank's got a take on it. Frank's
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you all about it. Everybody has in their life.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: So this is Frank from Bowser's Barbecue and Manaca talking
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: about Aaron Rodgers.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: He's had an offer.
• 55:50
  Speaker 10: I gotta pay Gon for guess, but they got us
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: about Aaron Rodgers.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really Aaron Rodgers.
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: My blood pressure was so high yesterday. Every time I
• 56:01
  Speaker 10: turn on the news, Aaron Rodgers and Tom.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: You can't watch the news, Frank, they'll send the blood
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: pressure right out.
• 56:08
  Speaker 10: Aaron Rodgers is going to sign Aaron Rodgers. What is
• 56:11
  Speaker 10: the infatuation with this guy? He's going to be forty
• 56:14
  Speaker 10: three years old.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, I love.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: We just got an old guy, Frank at barbecue playing
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Minaka just telling Aaron Rodgers.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Hey, come on, buddy, he can't move right, they can't.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: He can't move.
• 56:25
  Speaker 10: He's making them look so stupid. You're a football organization
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: and this guy's gonna make you look that dumb. Come
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: on now, really, he's gonna win another Super Bowl.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Ain't happening. It's not ever going to happen.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Out Get rid of him, Get rid of him. We
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: don't have him right now to even get rid of it.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Blood pressures just through the roof.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Listen, Oh, mar Con, you're responsible for Frank and Minaka
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: barbecue place.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: You're responsible for his blood pressure. Ol mar Con.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Frank, lean back in a chair and smack your nipples
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: a couple of times.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: It might call me Donkin nice.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Take a deep breath, give your nips a couple smacks,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: and you'll be you'll be feeling better, Frank, I like, how.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: This is our Aaron Aaron Rodgers coverage on the show.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Let's hear from Frank, who works at a barbecue place
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: in Monaco's telling An Rogers.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: He's too old.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, five dollars a gallon, and I gotta worry about
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Aaron Rogers when I turn on the news. All right,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: here's your chance of what one thousand dollars? Try to
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: pay your bills.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: It is super Bowl week, but not really super Bowl
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: week for NFL social media teams because the NFL schedule
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: release comes out Thursday at APM. And if you've been
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: following along for the last couple of years, this is
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: where a team's social media really. I mean, this is
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: like the playoffs right here? Who's got the best one?
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: You want to get a top five schedule release? You
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: know what what hot on the internet, what's gonna play
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: good with your fan base, what's gonna make it.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Outside of your fan base to go viral. The memes
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: are in play.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Everything's in play, Manele having celebrities read some of it.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: It's all in play.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: What if Aaron Rodgers was in town and he was
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: just here to film, don't do this the schedule release video,
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And that's how they're gonna announce it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: The schedule release video is just Aaron Rodgers giving you
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: game by game, but he's predicting winner loss, and he
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: predicts all wins. Honestly, the dumbest way for the Steelers
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: to steal the spotlight today, have or Thursday, have Aaron
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Rodgers read.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: The schedule announcement.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: The entries continue for our Mikey and Bob's Deck dot
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Deck party with slide, deck and fence. You could win
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  Speaker 2: a brand new deck up to ten thousand dollars. Then
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: me and Bob will just come over your house for
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: a couple hours have a little party.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Let's get to this entry.
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: My name is Rosalie with an Ie. I am calling
• 59:03
  Speaker 8: to enter into the deck and Fence contest. Yeah, my
• 59:06
  Speaker 8: husband and I have been in our home for a
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: little under three years and it has been an endless adventure.
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: I think a deck would be a great addition, and
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  Speaker 8: we would love to have you guys at our house.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: My Nana and my mom will cook. Thanks guys.
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  Speaker 5: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa Nana's cooking mom and none of us cooking, like,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: none of it.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: None of usn't play games night. No, she's not playing
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: around at all. She probably got like the arms too,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: you know, like Nana arms, like a little flabby, little flabby. Yeah, man, Yeah,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: you know you step in the kitchen knowing none of
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: us in there with those Nana arms.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: The flabbier the better. You're only getting the best food
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: you're ever going to have in your life.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: All Right, You're entered. Hey, Pop night tonight at the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: and the Pirates game. Bring out the dogs, take your
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• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what show that's say.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: You ever have shows that your wife Becca will be
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: watching and you'll be like, I'm not watching this show,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not sitting on the couch with you or
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: not watching this show together. But you're watching enough of
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: this show where I'll see it in passing and kind
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: of kind of like, what's going on here?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Your wife? Have any of those shows?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: But I think that's kind of how it was. Was
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: like Gray's Anatomy. It's not so much that you like
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: what's going on, but you've seen it enough where you
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: know what's going on, and then the characters and stuff
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: lure it into whatever the hell's happening on it, and
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: you're like, I'm kind of paying attention, kind of not
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: my wife.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Jamie is on a run right now with crikey, it's
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: the Irwins. Dude, what the hell is their.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Own their own run the zoo in Australia. Man, what
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: is that even on like Animal Planet or something. No,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: I think it's on HBO Max. Actually I think it's. Yeah,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: it's not want to streaming services. But yeah, man, I
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: got a lot more respect for the Irwins.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: I thought it was all just you know, I thought
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: it was all just mirror balls and fun and games.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: But they're really in there all just dancing with the stars.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I mean this show is probably like five years old
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: or something. I have no idea, but just that, crikey,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: it's the Irwins hell overrun my wife Jamie Savin. Right
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: now they have an underwear episode. No, but see, I man,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: can we just move on? Huh you're the one who
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: brought it up, Robert Irwin. Yes, he did an underwear
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: shoot before he was on Dancing cover that in depth.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: I don't hang around long enough to see.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: If I'm only there for the animals.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: You let me know, do some investigating and let me
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: know that the other thing is with our show and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: how much we've watched animal mating and animal birth over
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: the years. Every animal that I see on the show,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, I know what that sounds like.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: And Jamie's kind of amazed.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like I'm a regular person
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: watching Jeopardy, but I have all the answers. I'm just like, Ah,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: you don't want to hear koala mating?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you don't want to hear the
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: mating call of a koala?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Though koalas are just you know, cute and for noah,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: nah nah, you don't want to hear the maid Yeah,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: that's that's what it was. So I feel like a
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: genius when I'm like, wait till you hear the Kali and.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Then like I watch a giraffe give birth and I'm like, yeah,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I've already seen this before the internet. We've been through that.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: It's just a weird thing to tell my wife. I
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: have seen this on the internet before. You don't worry
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: about it. Like you've seen it. You're like, yeah, I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: was with Bob when I thought I've seen all these
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: videos with Bob before. We've watched mating and birthing of
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: the entire animal kingdom. You can't show me nothing, criikee,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: it's the irwins, all right, what do you want to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: name the podcast today?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Kung Fu Grizzy Goblin? Sounds good.
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