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Hoppe 200th Show This Year (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.11.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Today is a five -year anniversary.
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  Of one of my, and there's always the running
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  joke, oh, hubby has mentors. No, but today is
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  a five -year anniversary. A half a decade that
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  this planet lost Sean Cirilli, a .k .a. Reezy.
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  Let me tell you about Reezy. Let me see if I
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  can go on his LinkedIn and look up his career.
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  So Sean Torelli was a guy who was like a production
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  director and all around badass. He ended up doing
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  a lot of people's work that worked in radio when
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  they didn't know how to do it. And he was a mentor
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  to me. Mm -hmm. And five years ago, he died of
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  COVID. I'm looking at his career. He was in the
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  military police officer for 96 to 03. He was
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  an on -air talent at Clear Channel from 2005.
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  He also worked at Z90 in San Diego. He was an
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  imaging director at Finest City Broadcasting,
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  and then he did his own imaging company. Then
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  he worked at Local Media San Diego. Then he worked
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  at Clear Channel, Clear Channel. And then he
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  worked for CBS Radio in New York, and then also
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  worked in Denver, and also worked at Cox Media
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  Group in Tampa. And there was a certain PD of...
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  talk station that took the podcast room away
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  from me in 2018. So I was having to record at
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  home with crappy equipment. And he's like, oh,
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  so I used to talk to Reezy every day, man. He
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  was talking to Olivero and all. He was the life
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  of the party. He had this like badass Oakland
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  energy. Like when Sean really entered the room,
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  he commanded the room and And he's like, why
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  aren't you not recording here? And no one uses
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  the rooms after hours. And he was able to convince
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  the bosses to allow me to use the room. And it
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  was something that really helped on my career.
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  And I'm very sad that I never got a picture with
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  Sean Cirilli. But the radio business, I definitely
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  took a hit when Sean Cirilli died five years
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  ago. I cannot believe it's been five years ago.
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  I was at the morning show boot camp. I was a
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  little drunk. And production director Anthony
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  Minotti calls me and goes, yo, dude, did you
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  hear Reezy died? I was like, what? So you cannot
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  believe it's been five years. And I know there's
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  a chance Rick Thomas is listening to this. One
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  of the best bosses I've ever had. He is a loyal,
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  loyal guy. And he definitely passed on this energy
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  to Reezy. I know I can be a jackass on the show
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  and talk a lot of smack, but I wanted to have
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  a sincere moment. And thank you, reason, for
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  believing in me. And the planet has been less
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  fun. And if there were audio recordings of our
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  two -hour conversations during COVID, Mike Calta
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  would be mad. That's all I'll say. If you can
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  hear the venting sessions I did to him, if that
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  was on recording, oh boy. Rest in peace, Reezy.
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  We all miss you. Kratom is banned in several
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  U .S. cities and seven states across the country,
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  but it's... I am sick and tired of everybody
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  hating on Kratom. If somebody wants to have that
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  as a vice, who cares? There's warning labels
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  on the side that it can be addictive. People
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  already know. But these boomer politicians...
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  Because there are so many small businesses that
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  sell Kratom, that it helps people get off the
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  alcohol, and the politicians just think that
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  708 represents all Kratom. Mm -hmm. and they
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  think that everybody's a druggie when they're
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  out of tact. It's not bad here in California.
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  We had the chance to speak to two gas station
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  owners today who told us they sell Kratom, and
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  it's one of their very popular products among
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  their... It's a good product. It's a little addicting,
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  but... Mm -hmm. ...customers. Local store owners
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  in Fresno tell us that this is a very popular
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  product. It's called Kratom, and it comes in
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  different forms. And, um, well, goddammit, they're
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  selling the 7 -hydroxy there. Guys, sell the
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  seltzers, sell the powder, sell the pills, but
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  not the 7 -hydroxy, because in every frickin'
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  headline... include that's that's bad kratom
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  flavors it promises energy pain relief and even
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  muscle repair god damn it i can't stand when
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  places sell the 708 because then that which is
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  actually bad which rfk doesn't like it's drawn
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  in with us the effects can be different for everyone
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  frankly from a clinical perspective is that uh
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  at different doses it can act like different
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  drugs okay but that's our choice if we want to
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  do it to our body i i i sound like a bleeding
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  liberal i have I'm so sick of the government
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  telling us what we can do with our bodies. Kiss
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  my ass. Snow County Department of Public Health.
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  Frickin' dork. I bet you drink alcohol after
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  work. It's no different, asswipe. Dr. Rice for
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  her. All the doctors have to get clinical. Shut
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  your ass. Other county leaders today to talk
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  about a proposed amendment to regulate and prohibit
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  the sale of kratom bait. Regulating it is one
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  thing. Prohibiting it when businesses make money
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  off of it and these same politicians care to
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  claim about it. They care. They pretend. Let
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  me reset that. These politicians pretend to care
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  about us and think that they're on our side?
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  I'm getting so worked up I can't even talk. Drives
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  me nuts. They've cried him aloud. Life's hard
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  enough, you morons. Well said, Ryan. And that
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  is that. When you hear the word Buc -ee's, you
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  might think of Rest Stop Heaven. I'll be honest,
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  I was not a big fan of it. I thought it was way
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  too big, way too white trash. And now the fact
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  that they're trying to bring down other small
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  companies, they're douchebags. And they make
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  blue -collar people look bad. Oh! Barbecue, seemingly
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  endless snacks, and all kinds of merch featuring
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  this buck -toothed beaver. This morning, the
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  wildly popular gas stations are fueling outrage,
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  too. I love, like, it sounds so rude, but I've
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  seen it with, like, fishermen, and I've seen
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  it with people, like, when blue -collar people
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  get mad about stuff. Oh, yeah, you have some
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  vibes of just pure rivalry. It's time to boycott
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  Buc -ee's. This is ridiculous. When does this
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  end? In a new federal lawsuit, Buc -ee's accuses
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  Beaver's Mini Mart and Beaver Creek, Ohio of
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  trademark infringement. Yeah, I love how, like,
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  Buc -ee's is acting like they created the beaver.
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  Oh, yeah, it wasn't in the universe or God or
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  whatever created this planet. Buc -ee's is the
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  original one to have a beaver. Shut up. The Mega
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  Chain claiming the convenience store's use of
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  a cartoon beaver with wide eyes and a - Did they
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  just, like, Google beavers and look for anybody
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  that had the name? Smile is unauthorized. And
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  the beaver looks nothing like theirs. Like, theirs
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  actually looks like it's, like, deformed. The
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  beaver at Beaver's Mini Mart's cooler. And is
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  likely to cause confusion among consumers. No,
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  it doesn't say Bucky's. It says beavers. All
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  right, I hope it all works out. But I was not
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  impressed with Bucky's. I went there a month
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  ago after I came back from Jacksonville after
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  hanging out with Lex and Terry. It was terrible
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  coffee. It was okay. I mean, I can get popcorn
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  wherever. I got the freaking cinnamon, I don't
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  know. It was like cheesecake cinnamon roll popcorn.
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  Just pure nonsense. I wasn't going to eat a freaking,
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  I don't know. I wasn't going to eat before driving
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  three hours. I was in St. Augustine. I wasn't
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  going to get brisket. I was not impressed. And...
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  It was cool going, but the more you hear about
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  it, you don't want to meet your heroes because
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  they're douchebags. Lori came over to my house
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  with Janet and Jason, and I cried on her shoulders
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  all night long. She knows everything. Oh, yeah.
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  Brittany Carrey is getting candid on how betrayed
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  she feels by her estranged husband, Jax Taylor,
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  and former publicist. Let's be honest. As crappy
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  of a thing as it is to do, you're not with the
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  guy anymore. Mm -hmm. Lori Krebs, over there
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  in your romance. In July, TMZ published photos
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  of Jax and Lori getting cozy in a pool at a Mexico
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  resort, with sources telling the outlet that
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  there was more PDA than what was captured on
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  camera. Oh, yeah, nice little mouth hide. On
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  August 5th, Britney was asked by Andy Cohen on
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  Watch What Happens Live about the pictures and
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  if that's how she found out they were dating.
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  As Britney noted, Lori was still her publicist
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  at the time. That is naughty and hot. She's broke.
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  She was a publicist for both of you? Yeah. They
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  emerged, they were on vacation together in Mexico
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  or something. I have to assume, was that when
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  you found out that he was dating? Her? Yeah,
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  she. That can't be ideal. He had sent me a text
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  message morning of, two hours before the TMZ
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  photos came. Yeah, that's not ideal. And let
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  me know that things had changed and that she
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  knows I will feel betrayed and that she loves
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  me and Cruz and that she's never told Jax anything.
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  Yeah. You got to use Brandy. I'm sorry, baby.
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  But don't. and you do seem like kind of an insufferable
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  brat, so... I don't feel like that bad. Mm -hmm.
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  What's up, Y2? This is your boy, DJ Y, and...
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  All right, I can't listen to this. Cardi B, Meek
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  Mill, and Teyana Taylor are partying in a club,
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  and Cardi B's wig fell off. Mm -hmm. And I forget
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  women have wings. Mm -hmm. Now let's talk about
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  Chris Brown. Chris Brown is pushing back against
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  his former housekeeper's attempt to collect money
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  from his upcoming tour with Usher. Yeah, this
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  woman is all about the money. Now, is Chris Brown
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  a saint? Of course not! According to court documents
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  obtained by TMZ, Chris is fighting efforts by
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  Maria Avila to take... Alright, so she's trying
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  to take his money. Yeah, he's definitely a saint,
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  let's be honest. John Goodman is turning heads
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  with his latest transformation. Yeah, he looks,
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  I mean, this is going to be very mean. I don't
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  really care. He looks dreadful. There is something
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  to be said about having a little weight in your
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  body and looking okay. He looks atrocious. Lucy
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  is making headlines after apologizing to Rocky
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  for calling him out over a viral photo and video
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  that appeared to show the Harlem rapper wearing
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  a thong. Yeah, Boozy does not really think things
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  out. Mm -hmm. So Boozy Badass made a post about
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  how he saw frickin' A $AP Rocky in a thong on
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  stage. And for some reason, he thought it was
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  true. What the hell's wrong with you, dude? He
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  is way too obsessed with what other dudes do
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  with their body. Sometimes it makes me wonder
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  if he's in the closet. On Thursday, August 6th,
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  Boosie took to X to say, My bad, Rocky. If that
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  photo was photoshopped, bro, he admitted he couldn't
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  believe what he was seeing. It's not photoshop,
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  you Gen X idiot. It's called AI. He was seeing
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  and felt like he had to speak up. The apology
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  came after Rocky addressed the situation during
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  a new interview. He's so impulsive. He just says
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  things, just say things. It's like, you might
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  help yourself if you just shut up. If you just
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  stop dying. What's going on here? This morning,
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  a new warning about vandals obstructing, damaging,
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  or stealing cameras made by flock safety that
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  can tell. Yeah, I don't like these. I know people
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  are going to go, oh, but don't break the law
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  then. No, no, no. I don't like how it's being
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  used. And when I bring this up, then people stop
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  talking. Because I'm always right. No. But the
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  problem with flock cameras is, as good as it
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  is, and I do, and whatnot, cops are abusing their
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  power, like usual. When a car crosses a certain
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  intersection. Someone smeared a glue -like substance
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  on this one in Edina, Minnesota. In nearby Plymouth,
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  Minnesota, a camera was destroyed. Six former
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  Savannah Police Department employees, including
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  four officers, are now under criminal investigation
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  after being fired for allegedly misusing these
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  controversial surveillance cameras. This is the
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  problem. Like, I know somebody recently, their
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  uncle went missing and the flock cameras found
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  the guy, okay? So that's when flock cameras are
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  good. But the problem is, when they're bad, they're
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  bad. Made by the company Flock. Totally honest,
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  I'm disappointed, I'm pissed off about it. That's
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  the mayor. Employees allegedly using the system
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  to make personal searches. Yes, and maybe they're
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  looking up on a bumble date or where their wife's
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  going. This is the problem. This is why we can't
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  have nice things. Because cops get power hungry
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  or they abuse the system and they ruin it for
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  everybody. There are a ton of good cops out there.
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  Problem is, the bad cops are the ones that lead
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  the department. Mm -hmm. Involving family and
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  acquaintances. The high -tech, AI -powered cameras
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  read license plates and store that data for police
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  departments to use. Yeah, it's a little sketchy.
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  Use. I have a story for you, because I just don't
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  trust flat cameras, and if you trust them, you're
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  a sheep. There was this woman I'm next to with.
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  Mm -hmm. This beautiful, bussy, Latina woman.
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  Three years ago. Yeah, three years ago. Wow,
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  three years. And it was in Chicago. We matched
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  on Bumble. And she's like, hey, come to the city.
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  I want to go to the Virgin Hotel. So we go to
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  the Virgin Hotel. It's like 32 bucks an hour
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  to park. And she goes, I do something for a living.
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  Do you want to hear what it is? And she's all
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  nervous. And I'm like, what is it? She's like,
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  I serve and protect the community. I'm like,
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  oh, are you a teacher, a therapist? She's like,
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  no, I'm a cop. And I'm like, whatever. So I stopped
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  hitting my vape pen. It was weird. So then, like
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  two or three weeks later, I get a text. You're
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  going to remember, I only talked to her on Bumble.
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  And her name on there was Ace. I wonder why.
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  So I get a text. Hey, cutie, happy birthday.
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  First of all, she remembered my birthday, which
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  I never told her my birthday. So she abused the
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  power. And I go, who is this? She goes, it's
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  Stephanie. But I knew it was a Chicago area code.
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  I'm like, which Stephanie? She's like, we went
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  on a date to downtown Chicago. I'm like, wait.
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  At the Virgin Hotel, she's like, yeah, I'm ace.
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  I did not like that. If a man did that, we'd
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  be called psychotic, but when a woman does it,
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  oh, I'm just protecting myself. Shut up. Yeah,
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  that's why you cannot trust cops. I've matched
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  with beautiful women that work for the police
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  department, and they get unmatched. Today is
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  Hump Day. Actually, it's not. It's Hump Day Eve.
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  It's Taco Tuesday. Today, we are doing this show.
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  And then later on, it's a collaboration of the
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  Big Gay Radio Show. As I will be talking about
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  trans and cross -dressing rights with the best
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  LGBTQ radio show out there. Because I don't think
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  really Miguel and Hallie. I mean, he is LGBTQ
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  +, but I'm just getting myself in trouble. Because
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  I love Miguel Fuller and Hallie O 'Connor. They're
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  my homies. Here's the deal. I'm a little grumpy
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  because I make that best of that you just heard.
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  And I erased it on accident, so then I had to
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  remake it. So I lost about five minutes of my
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  life. But some would say that this podcast is
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  two hours of my life gone. So who knows? Mm -hmm.
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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
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  for adult swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs,
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  your morning show prep. Begins now. Loud. Rude.
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  Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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  Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.
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  With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no,
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  no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, wait. All right. Stop lacking
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  any meat. And that's what real women need. Stop
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  cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. We flyin' This
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  is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You
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  can call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856
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  -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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  You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
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  .com. Let's go through my inbox. I had this dirty
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  rod and broad runner mouth. It's time for Hoppy's
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  Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. This
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  woman seemed to be stalking our profile because
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  there was a video back from, I don't know, December.
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  It was about Billy Ray Cyrus' Cloud Chasin' X.
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  And it talked about how she used them for money
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  and when she's not able to talk about the man,
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  she has nothing to talk about. I just want to
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  kind of prove my point. She seemed like a woman
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  that lived off the man. Her name is Katie Ann,
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  so she's one of those anonymous women with a
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  wild past. So they go with those bland names
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  so you can't find them. She just kind of reeked
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  of the vibe. She had a picture of her and her
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  boyfriend. I was like, oh, he's paying for everything.
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  He might have thrown on five bucks for a tip,
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  but... and she said this is why you don't get
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  paid to share your opinion even though i got
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  a five dollar raise and i have sponsors that
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  pay me so my response to this dumb woman was
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  I actually do, honey. I got a raise and sponsors
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  that pay me per week. Do I make as much as your
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  favorite morning radio host who doesn't care
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  about you or know you exist? No, but I do just
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  fine. And a woman who makes everything about
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  money needs to be avoided. Just like in this
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  video. Have a good day and Godspeed. Yeah, you
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  know if she wasn't living off her boyfriend,
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  she'd be a washed up old hag that couldn't do
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  anything. Mm -hmm. That's how it is. A lot of
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  times these women, when they hear these videos
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  that I do, they kind of get this vibe like they
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  can relate to it a little bit because they're
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  the ones sucking off the get -ahead. Mm -hmm.
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  You know she'll be back. Mm -hmm. Also, she had
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  to use a filter. God, filters are stupid. If
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  you're doing it with your five -year -old kid,
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  it's cool. But if you're a 30 -year -old washed
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  -up hag, I don't really think you need it. Just
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  embrace you're going to get old and you're going
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  to hit the wall, if not already. On a more lighter
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  side, I had a video Rick Thomas shared about
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  Sean Cerulli. Hey, hey, hey, Reezy. Someone says,
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  I lived for the weekends when I would hand the
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  mic over to two really at midnight after a fun
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  evening hanging out with him in the studio at
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  the end of my shift at Magic 92 .5. I miss the
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  laughs and creative sessions in the production
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  room, working on projects together. Rest in peace,
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  my brother. Someone else said, I worked for him
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  for many years at Z90. He was a friend and a
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  brother. Miss you so much. What an amazing guy.
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  Sean Sir really was. Love you. Someone says,
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  I can't explain how much I miss this man. We
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  all know. I remember it. I was crying and crying.
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  He would have been proud of me. I got a lot of
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  sympathy sex from my ex. That was in the prime
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  of our relationship. The fairest apartment we
• 23:33
  lived in. We were big. If you were to get a blue
• 23:38
  light, you would see a lot of... Never mind.
• 23:40
  I got to keep it clean when I attach it to Sean
• 23:43
  Sorrelli. You know what I mean? Pew, pew, pew.
• 23:48
  Ah, it's so funny. You know, I'm not going to
• 23:51
  rat anybody here. I'm not trying to be a rat.
• 23:55
  But I love when iHeartRadio is like... I love
• 24:03
  when iHeartRadio is like, we're guaranteed human.
• 24:06
  You know, it's all computers all day. And then
• 24:09
  I was listening to a few... I listened to a few
• 24:12
  different iHeartRadio shows, and they were using...
• 24:16
  Not really parody songs, kind of like what I
• 24:18
  use on here, but I at least admit it's AI. And
• 24:21
  this radio show premiered in a new time slot
• 24:23
  as part of iHeart. And they used a Suno song
• 24:26
  to open up the show. I was like, what are you
• 24:32
  doing? Are you serious? They also do this really
• 24:38
  annoying thing. This really irritating thing
• 24:44
  happens. I didn't mean to do that. There is this
• 24:47
  really weird thing that happens where you're
• 24:49
  listening and... They're in the middle of talking,
• 24:52
  and whoever's the producer is too lazy. Because
• 24:55
  when you edit a podcast and you add in the commercials,
• 24:58
  there's little markers so you can have it play
• 25:00
  at, I don't know, the end of the segment like
• 25:02
  it should be. But you'll just be in the middle
• 25:04
  of talking in a segment. What? You're celebrating
• 25:07
  the new year? Gran Puba, you're still celebrating?
• 25:11
  Oh, with incredible deals on every new 06 and
• 25:14
  07 Mitsubishi, including the all -new 07 Outlander.
• 25:17
  It's outselling, outpricing, outseating, out
• 25:19
  there. Everything the competition. Plus there's
• 25:22
  0 % financing on new 06 and 07 Mitsubishis or
• 25:25
  cash back from $1 ,000 to $6 ,000 to qualify
• 25:28
  buyers. That is something to toot your horn about.
• 25:31
  Max Madsen, you might be mad in bed, but you're
• 25:34
  not crazy. He's mad, he's bad, but you'll be
• 25:38
  glad when you meet Mad Max Madsen. Max Manson
• 25:47
  Mitsubishi in Downers Grove, Countryside, and
• 25:50
  Aurora. Shop online at MaxManson .com. Mitsubishi
• 25:53
  Motors, driven to thrills. And then it comes
• 26:00
  back really awkwardly, and it's like, anyway,
• 26:02
  middle of the sentence, so the Yankees pitching
• 26:04
  is really good, blah, blah, blah. And five minutes
• 26:06
  later, it's like, okay, so moving on to the Knicks.
• 26:09
  The Knicks are going to need to do this next
• 26:11
  year, you know. I'm what you call a night owl.
• 26:44
  I hit a club at 10 with my roommate John. I see
• 26:48
  Camille. We go to another club where Camille
• 26:52
  and I ditch John. Open till midnight or later.
• 26:59
  Which keeps me going long enough to say goodnight
• 27:01
  to Camille. And hello to Gloria. McDonald's.
• 27:09
  Open till midnight or later. At Participating
• 27:11
  McDonald's. Yeah, the radio geek in me just wanted
• 27:14
  to play some of my favorite commercials, but
• 27:16
  that's also what the listening experience is
• 27:18
  like if you listen to an iHeart or an Odyssey
• 27:20
  podcast. They'll be in the middle of a sentence.
• 27:23
  Mm -hmm. It's like you're on eggshells. Like,
• 27:25
  can we hear a complete thought without having
• 27:27
  to hear about the local Mazda dealership? Because
• 27:31
  they got geotagging, so whatever city you're
• 27:33
  in, you hear commercials. Which is always the
• 27:36
  weirdest whenever you're traveling and you're
• 27:38
  listening to a podcast and you're in Tampa and
• 27:40
  it's like, come on out to Facil Nissan. And then
• 27:43
  you're in Chicago and it's like, the Chicago
• 27:45
  Cubs season ticket. And you're like, well, it's
• 27:47
  weird. Shout out to all the teachers out there
• 27:52
  who are back in school. You are underpaid. You
• 27:58
  are underappreciated. Oh my God. We all love
• 28:03
  you and congratulations. I just saw a post here
• 28:07
  on Facebook and I love this. People hate flock
• 28:11
  cameras. Even though I hate flock cameras, this
• 28:12
  is funny. People hate flock cameras and then
• 28:14
  buy meta glasses like, bro, you are the flock
• 28:16
  camera. I just assume at all times that I'm being
• 28:22
  found. One time I was having kind of like a bad
• 28:26
  day and I just yelled like fuck outside of a
• 28:29
  coffee bar like usual. And there was a Tesla
• 28:32
  next to me and I'm like, God damn it, I probably
• 28:33
  filmed it. Oh, embarrassing. I'm so glad I don't
• 28:39
  have to go back to school, man. If you're listening,
• 28:42
  kids, school's not worth it. Just graduate, go
• 28:44
  to a trade school and call it a day. That's what
• 28:47
  I did. Look at me. Actually, maybe you should
• 28:51
  stay in school. No, but... I don't know, man.
• 28:54
  It just was not my vibe. Kids are douchebags.
• 28:57
  Am I a C? No, but of course. I don't know. I
• 29:00
  just don't like to get in. Yeah, I could. You
• 29:03
  know how I graduated? Because I did awful in
• 29:05
  multiple choice tests. Every answer was a C.
• 29:09
  No, I would ride my way into it. That's it. Mm
• 29:13
  -hmm. Yeah, cunt. Mm -hmm. My essays would always
• 29:21
  save me. I'd get a B on that page and then I'd
• 29:24
  get a 50 on the test. Multiple choice, so 80
• 29:28
  plus 50 is 130. 130 divided by two is 65. And
• 29:36
  then I would get a D and I would pass the class
• 29:38
  and my dad would be like, oh, whatever. You know
• 29:42
  what I've noticed? When it comes to sex, when
• 29:45
  it comes to making love. When a man is sick,
• 29:50
  unless you're physically weak, even my ex said
• 29:54
  I could have sex in my death, but unless you
• 29:57
  are physically weak, we could always have sex.
• 30:04
  But I know there's a woman, if they're not feeling
• 30:07
  well, they got a little bit of a migraine, you
• 30:11
  would think the freaking real understanding,
• 30:13
  you would think that it's always going to be
• 30:16
  like this. That there's going to be nothing you
• 30:18
  can do. It's, I don't want to say alarming. I'm
• 30:26
  just like, sometimes you're like, hey, you want
• 30:28
  to hear? Oh, I have a headache. Because I don't
• 30:32
  care. Guess you don't want this penis. I think
• 30:38
  it's time that we had a discussion about e -bikes.
• 30:41
  They're absolutely, positively out of control.
• 30:47
  These egomaniacs. I think they rule the world.
• 30:51
  People are literally dying. You had that Joy
• 30:53
  FM, bro. I almost got run over. What are you
• 30:56
  doing, honey? I don't know. I mean, it's just
• 30:58
  like, come on. You just look at them and they
• 31:02
  look at you like, they're like, why are people
• 31:04
  looking at me weird as they're like in the middle
• 31:06
  of the road? Worst thing to happen to this country.
• 31:10
  No, not Trump. You know he's pretty bad. No,
• 31:12
  not inflation. Yeah, it's pretty bad. No, no,
• 31:14
  no. E -bikes. Because every local news I do,
• 31:17
  I do. Chicago, Tampa, Cleveland, Fresno, Winston
• 31:21
  -Salem, Rochester, Jacksonville, Louisville.
• 31:24
  A lot is a lot. I do a lot of local news for
• 31:26
  all the cities. We get a lot of listens in each
• 31:28
  city. They're talking about crane, which is pointless
• 31:32
  unless it's 7 -hydroxy, which needs to be banned.
• 31:34
  Or they're talking about e -bikes or data centers
• 31:37
  or fly cameras. Mm -hmm. I think it's safe to
• 31:41
  say that this country has become pretty predictable.
• 31:44
  Mm -hmm. Wrong gutting. Mm -hmm. Happy hour.
• 31:50
  Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will
• 32:05
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 32:08
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 32:12
  poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you
• 32:16
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 32:19
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 32:23
  And we'll call it a day. the semen was so big
• 32:29
  it's not lacking any meat and that's what real
• 32:31
  women need stop cussing it looks like you went
• 32:38
  and got a job not on the ipad screen whatever
• 32:40
  the case might be in your hand and a sock you
• 32:43
  know whatever like thank you as a reminder if
• 32:46
  you don't feel like listening to this next song
• 32:48
  you can skip over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy
• 32:51
  hour takes pride in his selection so stick around
• 32:53
  folks Don't worry Fresno, Hoppy Hour will be
• 32:58
  right back. Oh yeah, we'll be right back. Nice
• 33:20
  guy, I'll leave that to them dudes that shoot
• 33:23
  hoots. I'd rather roll through in a new coupe
• 33:25
  with chicks that get 200 to do shoots. Stealing
• 33:29
  a shooby -dooby while we listen to smooth grooves.
• 33:31
  Dude, I tried and told you I'm hot like magma
• 33:34
  and keep a mirror. I'm stashed up in the Dodge
• 33:36
  Magnum near the stash of the Magnums. Never know
• 33:39
  which one I'ma use. Right there, I got a couple
• 33:41
  people confused. If I never lose, if I never
• 33:45
  snooze, pop this shit and I pop this shit and
• 33:47
  knock you out of your shoes. I shut down crews
• 33:49
  and ride TaylorMade suits and Louis shoes It's
• 33:52
  hard to do what I do Study like Evel Knievel,
• 33:55
  keep a watch -face see -through I do this for
• 33:57
  my people, sell em since 2 days green, dude My
• 34:00
  mom said I was a walking felony, cause I kept
• 34:03
  16s in a closet like Kelly Shop with a seller
• 34:05
  My toes ain't rockin' and them chickens ain't
• 34:08
  crockin' And them pigs ain't squirtin' and them
• 34:10
  birds ain't chirpin' I'm not a mad rapper, I'm
• 34:30
  a disgruntled MC And I'll teach you dudes about
• 34:32
  tusslin' with me With this, I hate these marks,
• 34:35
  I'm sure boy this jam is rock And leave these
• 34:38
  rappers handicapped park And when you see your
• 34:40
  boy out, bow down and kiss the ring With a crew
• 34:43
  about myself, I ain't worried about a thing This
• 34:45
  is Shaq City, man, where the f*** you from? Shit
• 34:49
  can't go up, she ain't gobbling My partner, Supreme,
• 34:52
  told me, flows hard on these monkeys I hit pro
• 34:55
  gyms and told him, make my wrists chunky She
• 34:57
  ain't hung like donkey, and fuck them dudes who
• 34:59
  won't get nicked They ain't beautiful, keep them
• 35:01
  breasts, don't man Hold me, I'm funky like Leg
• 35:05
  shots to let you know that I'm serious When the
• 35:08
  blocks get hot, I'm in the streets, bad chested
• 35:11
  I got money invested, easy testing My dogs ain't
• 35:15
  rocking them, chickens ain't crocking them, bitch
• 35:36
  This ain't the young and restless You can say
• 35:39
  the drama like some poor boy Put your life on
• 35:42
  pause like a comma You cuttin' corners, then
• 35:45
  you stackin' money It's a game time comedians,
• 35:47
  man, they get to actin' funny I know the MCs,
• 35:50
  the real MCs Shamos ain't grew, man, them ***
• 35:53
  was shoppin' with me Get a pumpkin head in front
• 35:56
  of your daughter You a broke pop machine, ***
• 35:59
  out of order I'ma come and get you, don't make
• 36:02
  me keep you We hit your *** for shells like a
• 36:04
  snail or a armadillo Watch the blue lights with
• 36:07
  the blue films Like six, like six, make them
• 36:10
  look like This ain't artificial, made of sh**,
• 36:14
  we ain't throw him in like Michigan and hope
• 36:16
  the n***a can't swim And if he can't, I guess
• 36:19
  he won't live, give him names, get your w**k
• 36:21
  changed, he ain't hate a beat My dogs ain't quackin'
• 36:24
  at them chickens, ain't quackin' at them pigs,
• 36:26
  ain't searchin' at them birds, ain't chirpin'
• 36:28
  at them birds My dogs ain't quackin' at them
• 36:35
  chickens, ain't quackin' at them pigs, ain't
• 36:38
  searchin' at them birds, ain't chirpin' at them
• 36:40
  birds Shut your ass, bitch. Bye. And she'll see
• 36:56
  what her do. Oh, yeah, we got how many days until
• 37:09
  the NFL returns? I believe it's 36. How many
• 37:13
  days until the NFL kickoff? 29 days. Not 36.
• 37:19
  Oh, yeah, it's going to be a good year of pigskin
• 37:23
  football. You never know who's going to ball.
• 37:26
  It always is kind of weird to think, like, who
• 37:29
  is going to win the Super Bowl? And what team's
• 37:34
  going to be the boss that no one expects to just
• 37:37
  be absolutely terrible? 49ers legend Roger Craig
• 37:44
  diagnosed with dementia. That's freaking terrible.
• 37:47
  Larry Fitzgerald made the Pro Football Hall of
• 37:50
  Fame. Kyle Shanahan says his car was on autopilot
• 37:54
  during the crash. Sean Merriman says he's happy
• 37:58
  for Justin Herbert, but he needs to win the other
• 38:00
  ring. And Eric Biennemi returns to training camp.
• 38:03
  But first... Happy Hot Topic! Hi, Jason. This
• 38:18
  is what football immortality sounds like. That's
• 38:22
  weird. Mm -hmm. To me, nothing is immortal. I
• 38:27
  don't know. I feel like football could be gone
• 38:28
  in 100 years. The cheers, the tears. And dad,
• 38:32
  I can't tell you how special it was. And five
• 38:35
  gold jackets with a seat to football. Oh yeah,
• 38:38
  Drew Brees. Most exclusive table. For Drew Brees,
• 38:42
  the road to Canton ran straight through New Orleans.
• 38:45
  You embraced me. You believed in me. But more
• 38:48
  importantly, you trusted me with the soul of
• 38:50
  the city. The quarterback who helped transform
• 38:52
  the Saints and the city. into champions it was
• 38:56
  your spirit that allowed us to be special they
• 38:59
  were showing people in a crowd that had a newspaper
• 39:02
  after they won probably whatever the new orleans
• 39:05
  newspaper is i'm thinking like man that must
• 39:09
  have been one of the last years that like a newspaper
• 39:10
  really mattered it was 2010. arizona cardinals
• 39:13
  legendary white out larry fitzgerald enshrined
• 39:16
  with his three sons looking on remind me in two
• 39:18
  minutes to tell you a story about the 2010 super
• 39:20
  bowl and my grandpa His eldest, Devin, presenting
• 39:23
  his father's Hall of Fame bust. Oh yeah, he's
• 39:25
  a legend. A baller, a shot car. Oh yeah, you
• 39:32
  know, it's not the first time he's had a bust.
• 39:34
  Before Fitzgerald turned the spotlight on the
• 39:37
  people who helped him reach football's ultimate
• 39:39
  summit, opening up about losing loved ones and
• 39:41
  those who That sucks a lot so much. carried him
• 39:44
  through it. I've been lucky enough to be surrounded
• 39:46
  by people and great institutions that surrounded
• 39:49
  me. And nurture me and inspire me to pursue excellence.
• 39:55
  Ending with a message for his sons. I'm proud
• 39:57
  of you, son. And I hope I'm giving you and your
• 39:59
  brothers the tools to live the lives you guys
• 40:01
  want to live. Larry seems like a good -ass dude.
• 40:04
  Mm -hmm. And here there's Roger Craig. Joining
• 40:09
  Fitzgerald and Breeze, Roger Craig, who helped
• 40:12
  redefine the running back position with the San...
• 40:14
  Yeah, dude, he was a baller. San Francisco 49ers,
• 40:17
  linebacker Luke Kuechly, whose career was brilliant,
• 40:20
  but brief. This class of 2026 is... Yeah, this
• 40:23
  is a pretty baller move to like get out before
• 40:25
  you get full on CT. He played in, what, nine
• 40:28
  years? Special, and I'm so excited to enter with
• 40:31
  you guys. And Adam Vinatieri, the clutch kicker
• 40:33
  of a generation defined by a winning resume and
• 40:36
  pressure -packed moments. All right, Adam Vinatieri's
• 40:39
  a baller, too. Oh, my God, Luke Geekly only played
• 40:43
  eight seasons in the NFL. So he went to the Super
• 40:47
  Bowl that they lost because Cam Newton's a bitch
• 40:49
  for not jumping on his own fumble. Freaking idiot.
• 40:52
  Describes his legacy. Mm -hmm. I feel like Luke
• 40:56
  Keighley would be talked about so much more had
• 40:59
  he won that Super Bowl. But he was Defensive
• 41:01
  Player of the Year in 2013. So he was Defensive
• 41:05
  Rookie of the Year in 2012, which is pretty badass.
• 41:08
  Can't believe 2012 was that long ago. I can't
• 41:10
  believe a player that started in 2012 is running
• 41:12
  in the hall. That's disgusting. Because he hasn't
• 41:14
  played since 2019. But then he was Defensive
• 41:17
  Player of the Year. Mm -hmm. The year they went
• 41:20
  to the Super Bowl. And Cam Newton's like, I'm
• 41:23
  good. Well, I jump on my fumble. I'm going to
• 41:25
  go bang a side chick. And then the Tennessee
• 41:30
  Titans have a new mascot. This will be real quick.
• 41:33
  T -Rap is showing you why he's a pro bowler.
• 41:38
  Mischievous and energetic. He's the sound like
• 41:40
  a side chick. And what is this, Daniel Taurasi's
• 41:42
  new gig? A Tennessee Titans raccoon mascot. All
• 41:46
  right. At least it's not a beaver. I'd be getting
• 41:48
  sued by buggies. All right. We'll do NBA news
• 41:54
  in a little bit. We're going to go through. Okay.
• 41:55
  TMZ headline. Tyler Boebert's the son of Lauren
• 42:00
  Boebert, and he was arrested for child sex exploitation.
• 42:03
  Wow. There are so many pedophiles, it's creepy.
• 42:07
  Ann and Al Berger's being sued for religious
• 42:09
  discrimination. Jimmy Kimmel brought out the
• 42:12
  woman that said blowjob on air. Probably got
• 42:15
  one after. Ann Hathaway attends the movie premiere
• 42:19
  in her belly, man. If you said to me, you could
• 42:22
  have an opportunity to have sex with a pregnant
• 42:25
  Ann Hathaway. Yeah, I ain't passing that up.
• 42:35
  USA swimming CFO got caught with theft. What
• 42:38
  a loser. McDonald's coworkers got married on
• 42:42
  the gym. Kelly Clarkson says she has small boobs.
• 42:49
  I always have a scene about boobs. That's what
• 42:53
  I'm going to say. I figure out how to say this.
• 42:57
  If you have one of those boobs that at least
• 43:01
  when you're on top, I bet until he's making some
• 43:04
  sort of movement, that's fine. Even if it's little
• 43:08
  itty bitty big cups. But if my boobs right here
• 43:13
  that are flat, if my flat boobs are bustier than
• 43:19
  yours, I'm just not going to be attracted to
• 43:21
  you. I'm sorry. And while Mark Zuckerberg was
• 43:25
  on his yacht, they failed to help out a boat
• 43:28
  that needed help in Alaska. He's such a piece
• 43:32
  of garbage. You know Chris Watts, that creepy
• 43:35
  murderer? He has a new wife. She just looks like
• 43:39
  a crazy broad. Probably watches all the murder
• 43:41
  documentaries. Just a complete sociopathic loser.
• 43:44
  Wendy's sales are slumping and so is Burger King.
• 43:47
  It's almost like we don't want to pay weird prices.
• 43:50
  Oh, I don't like this, but NFL star Marcus Wiley,
• 43:55
  his domestic violence case was dropped. We all
• 43:58
  know he probably did it. We've all heard about
• 44:01
  his temper. Mm -hmm. And what happened there
• 44:05
  was because he's rich and elite, he probably
• 44:07
  paid his ex off. He's like, hey, I don't really
• 44:10
  need this right now. Can you go away? It's very
• 44:13
  unfortunate. Is it ever? All right, let's see
• 44:18
  what's going on with Instagram. Drake responds
• 44:23
  to a woman who says she caught him looking at
• 44:25
  her mid -video. Ooh. All right, I can't play
• 44:29
  it because it's got music in the background,
• 44:31
  but let's see here. They're making the Coyote
• 44:35
  vs. Acme movie after Warner Brothers vaulted
• 44:39
  the movie. Yeah, I don't know. Warner Brothers
• 44:43
  is just terrible. They don't want to pay for
• 44:45
  anything on HBO Max. They raise the prices. They
• 44:48
  have this racket. I keep saying that. I sound
• 44:50
  like MJ. They have this racket for Black Friday.
• 44:57
  They offered a whole year for $2 .99 per month.
• 45:00
  And I'm like, hell yeah, let's do it. Premium,
• 45:02
  let's go. And then when it was March, you know,
• 45:08
  there's that thing, you know, I just feel like
• 45:11
  playing the music. No, it's March Madness. And
• 45:17
  the March Madness did not come with the package.
• 45:21
  So then I had to sign up. And then my $2 deal
• 45:26
  went away because it was nowhere to watch it
• 45:28
  online. I didn't want to pay for YouTube TV.
• 45:32
  Whatever. First, a real problem. Oh, I know there's
• 45:37
  probably some listener out there that's talking
• 45:38
  about it. Go on, Ryan. Don't forget that story
• 45:42
  you were going to tell. All right, well, here
• 45:44
  it is. I'll be honest. I actually had to pause
• 45:47
  my episode to see what it was. Okay, so in 2010,
• 45:52
  It was February 2010, the last eight months since
• 45:55
  my grandpa was alive. The last ever Super Bowl
• 45:58
  he ever got to watch. And my grandpa loved football.
• 46:05
  Your typical Chicagoan. And it was a really close
• 46:11
  game. You all remember the onside kick that Sean
• 46:16
  Payton did that got them the ball. And then Peyton
• 46:19
  Manning threw that interception. Actually, let
• 46:23
  me load the place so I can describe to you what
• 46:27
  happened. So my grandpa was eating dinner, correct?
• 46:31
  Yeah, I mean, you weren't there, so I'm not lying.
• 46:33
  But my grandpa was eating dinner, and he was
• 46:35
  done. So he put the food pan at the end of his
• 46:38
  bed in the nursing home, and there was this very
• 46:41
  overweight Russian woman named Olga. who was
• 46:45
  blocking the view during this play. So I'm going
• 46:48
  to reenact my grandpa while the game's on. Hey!
• 46:52
  Hey, I can see! What's going on, Ryan? Hey! Hey!
• 47:05
  Hey, Olga! Hey, down in front! Hey, down in front!
• 47:11
  Hey! Hey, down in front. And then the woman even
• 47:16
  seemed to take longer. Say it, don't blitz. Well,
• 47:19
  they said everybody. Oh, my grandpa. Hey, hey,
• 47:25
  down in front. My jaw dropped because Olga did
• 47:31
  not seem to appreciate that. All right. Let's
• 47:36
  see what's going on with Drake. so drake thought
• 47:40
  that this model that walked out on his stream
• 47:42
  last night was actually yumi young thugs recently
• 47:44
  signed artist and he oh my god you know he's
• 47:47
  trying to plow her he even said he thought she
• 47:50
  was ai so i will she does look like ai you know
• 47:53
  some of those hot ass women that just look absolutely
• 47:55
  ridiculous There's like, there's no way this
• 47:58
  broad's a real person. Roll you guys the clip,
• 48:00
  but for some context, Young Thug's recently signed
• 48:03
  artist, Yumi, had been accused of being an AI
• 48:05
  artist before she signed to him, so. Oh, Young
• 48:08
  Thug embraced the joke when he signed her and
• 48:10
  said, hey, this is our first AI artist. And when
• 48:16
  this model was. I hate that hip hop sound effect.
• 48:21
  It always gives me that. I like a good air horn,
• 48:23
  but obviously because I have it in the outro,
• 48:25
  but that little thing. always gives me anxiety
• 48:27
  a very similar name walked out on stream last
• 48:30
  night drake thought it was her so he even said
• 48:33
  he wanted her in his video too so hey maybe he
• 48:36
  needs to make a call the young thug oh this guy's
• 48:38
  trying to sound so urban bro your name's probably
• 48:41
  brandon and you're probably from like right from
• 48:44
  like san jose shut up former dumb only fans model
• 48:50
  courtney clinty sentenced to six years in prison
• 48:52
  with credit for nearly four years after uh stabbing
• 48:55
  her boyfriend to death Can you imagine if a man
• 48:57
  did them? That is a walking double standard.
• 49:00
  And she's one of those, you know, like when you
• 49:02
  see a naturally beautiful woman and they almost
• 49:04
  look hotter without makeup. She's one of those,
• 49:10
  though. Oh, my God. Without makeup, she is disgusting
• 49:13
  looking. Just an absolute pig. Chud the Builder
• 49:17
  has been released after spending nearly four
• 49:19
  months behind bars. Loser. You're chode. Everybody
• 49:30
  has a chode. I bet his penis is like, I want
• 49:33
  to just be chopped off. Just become a girl already.
• 49:35
  Get away from me. July 20, 26 was the hottest
• 49:39
  month ever. You kind of, I'm not surprised. You
• 49:44
  didn't need to tell me. That's what I'm trying
• 49:45
  to say. I didn't have air. I was there. It was
• 49:48
  hot, hot, hot. And it's funny. I have a friend
• 49:51
  named Matt who's going back to, he's interning
• 49:54
  to be a teacher at a school in Pinellas County.
• 49:57
  And I told him, I said, dude, the day you go
• 49:59
  back to school is the day it's going to be nice
• 50:01
  weather. And as I'm in the studio, as he's back
• 50:04
  in school right now teaching, on 8 -11 -2026
• 50:07
  at noon. Maybe he's in lunch break. I look out
• 50:10
  the window, and it's sunny. It's always like
• 50:13
  that, dude, wherever you live. The best weather
• 50:15
  is lunch and back in school. Drake says he hates
• 50:19
  the word trickin'. Afraid to do something for
• 50:22
  somebody. You know, I was saying the other night,
• 50:24
  I hate the term trickin'. Because tricking has
• 50:28
  a negative connotation to it. Yeah, it does.
• 50:30
  It's not really positive. No one goes, oh, yeah,
• 50:32
  you're tricking me, man. Like you're doing something
• 50:34
  for somebody for something in exchange. Expectations
• 50:37
  in return. Yeah, that's kind of like your friendship
• 50:39
  with underage Millie Bobby Brown, wasn't it?
• 50:41
  Yeah, feel it. I do feel that. He also fell on
• 50:45
  Millie Bobby Brown. He's a creep. How's it going
• 50:47
  on here? Tragic story out of Brazil. 17 -year
• 50:50
  -old influencer Sofia Murillo. Oh, my gosh, she's
• 50:53
  17. Jesus Christ. You have to ID girls, huh?
• 50:56
  Hey, can I see your ID? You gotta get one of
• 50:58
  those things that can tell if it's a fake. Jesus
• 51:00
  Christ, I always thought she was 23. I'm glad
• 51:03
  they said what age she was. Her mother and her
• 51:05
  grandmother died in a fiery helicopter crash.
• 51:08
  Yeah, I don't think I want to go on a helicopter
• 51:10
  ever. Oh, what's going on with this twat? Chud
• 51:14
  the Builder has been released from jail after
• 51:16
  months behind bars. Oh, yeah. Okay. He just looks
• 51:23
  like somebody that would write a horrible thing
• 51:24
  to read in a comment section. He's just such
• 51:26
  a friggin' dork. Chud was charged with attempted
• 51:29
  murder in connection with a shooting outside
• 51:31
  a Montgomery County courthouse on May 13th. Wow,
• 51:34
  I guess that was four months ago. Well, this
• 51:37
  is weird. Technically, five plus three is eight,
• 51:40
  but they're doing it... It's like the thing on
• 51:43
  LinkedIn with anniversaries where it's like a
• 51:44
  month early because they're counting the exact.
• 51:47
  So it's like May, June, July, August, even though
• 51:49
  we're not all the way through August. It's very
• 51:51
  weird because like if you're in them, like my
• 51:53
  anniversary at Beasley is June. Well, the first
• 51:57
  one before I magically quit would have been April.
• 51:58
  But June 2024 is when this company let me back.
• 52:02
  And I start getting the notifications in May.
• 52:05
  It's just confusing. And he was released Monday
• 52:08
  morning. He said no comment on Twitter. He should
• 52:12
  have just had no comments in general and his
• 52:13
  whole life would be better off. Yeah, he'd still
• 52:16
  be a racist moron like Anthony Cumia. Man, you
• 52:19
  don't want to ever meet your heroes. I was looking
• 52:21
  at Twitter the other day and Anthony Cumia unfollowed
• 52:24
  me. I was like, oh, no. Probably because I'm
• 52:27
  not a, but he totally doesn't. No, never mind.
• 52:31
  It's not even worth it. Leave it alone, as the
• 52:34
  fan base says. What's going on with Lena the
• 52:38
  Plug? leave it alone to play back then it was
• 52:42
  like they had a really big platform on snapchat
• 52:44
  and they were trying to figure out what to do
• 52:45
  with the audience and so we were like creating
• 52:48
  content for snapchat specifically what i love
• 52:52
  about this is i didn't fall for the trick it
• 52:55
  says lena the plug leads fan stunned after she
• 52:57
  went against her husband And then the whole video
• 53:01
  is about her platform. This is why I said, let
• 53:04
  me see what Lena the Plug says, because I would
• 53:06
  have said it before. I avoided the car crash
• 53:08
  sound effect. So that was back before OnlyFans.
• 53:11
  Yeah, back then you were having to do actual
• 53:14
  videos. I think porn was better off without OnlyFans,
• 53:19
  because I've met professional porn stars. People
• 53:21
  think they're just women that take semen to the
• 53:23
  face. I mean, that's what they do for a living,
• 53:25
  but they're still human. Despite the semen on
• 53:30
  the face. What happens when you go a week without
• 53:33
  having sex with your wife? Nothing. For the guy,
• 53:38
  it's not nothing. Right? It's just a week. No
• 53:42
  big deal. Wrong! Absolutely wrong. After seven
• 53:47
  days, your bond starts to slowly disappear. I
• 53:51
  can kind of see that, you know? Like when we're
• 53:53
  in like... It happened to me in my situation.
• 53:58
  I'm trying to think how to say this. You're like
• 54:00
  in a relationship or a situation and all of a
• 54:03
  sudden you're not putting up and it's like, oh,
• 54:07
  we'll do it soon. Even though the whole relationship
• 54:10
  began on a one night stand. The worst is when
• 54:16
  the girl's like, I don't really need to have
• 54:18
  sex anymore. She's like, I've had so much sex
• 54:22
  in my life, I'm good. Especially when they're
• 54:24
  a little older. And then they find out they're
• 54:26
  banging guys after you're broke up. You're like,
• 54:27
  no, you just didn't want to have sex with me,
• 54:29
  which is fine. Just tell me. You can still live
• 54:31
  in the same house. This woman's the worst. They
• 54:34
  did all these car selfies. I want to know where
• 54:36
  the car selfie came from. I mean, I've made a
• 54:38
  few car selfie videos, but... I was also like
• 54:41
  25. Here's some facts about women and their phones.
• 54:44
  Guys, I need you to listen to my words on this.
• 54:47
  After clicking the link in the bio. This is going
• 54:50
  to be the dirty little details that you would
• 54:52
  never imagine. And so the things that you were
• 54:54
  once comfortable about or wondering. God, I get
• 54:57
  to the fucking point, honey. Hey, did this happen
• 55:00
  in our relationship when she was cheating? Whatever
• 55:02
  it may be. Well, here's the scoop. Oh, my God.
• 55:05
  Women are going to kill me for this. Grimy women
• 55:07
  will pull over in their car, delete text messages
• 55:10
  and videos and whatever else that they're doing
• 55:12
  with the guy that they're speaking to behind
• 55:14
  your back. I can see that. And then block them
• 55:19
  so that when they get home, they can leave their
• 55:21
  phone out being comfortable that you're not going
• 55:23
  to find anything. I feel like this raggedy woman
• 55:26
  is. Kind of talking about herself. Okay, you're
• 55:30
  not going to find anything because everything
• 55:32
  was deleted and that person that she has blocked.
• 55:35
  Isn't it also like a calculator app? There's
• 55:39
  no idea that he's blocked because now on the
• 55:41
  Apple, you can see that messages were delivered
• 55:44
  so that poor... All right, there you go. I don't
• 55:47
  care. I just put my phone on do not disturb.
• 55:50
  I show respect in my dates. I try to be a good
• 55:53
  enough person. Am I a good person? No. Am I a
• 55:56
  bad person? No. I'm like in the middle. Here's
• 55:59
  Brittany Renner having no shame at the gym. This
• 56:02
  feels so good. She's like laying back in one
• 56:05
  of those machines where you like grab your arm
• 56:07
  and you push forward and you have a weight on
• 56:10
  each side. Appears to have, wow, maybe between
• 56:14
  40 to 50 pounds in each side. If you're not having
• 56:16
  sex, the gym is a great alternative. But also
• 56:22
  I would love to be... I'm getting railed, but
• 56:25
  I'm adding that to the outro. The outro is just
• 56:32
  going to end up being 15 minute to bring you
• 56:34
  around your clips about sex. Again, I literally
• 56:38
  just pause the show to add that. I don't think
• 56:45
  you'll ever hear a podcast like this. Everybody
• 56:47
  in the radio is tripping out about losing their
• 56:49
  job or whatever. Even though that dumb broad
• 56:53
  said I don't make money doing this show, people
• 56:55
  on the radio don't make money anymore. You can
• 56:58
  make money flipping burgers with you, honey.
• 57:01
  Drake is talking to the goth girl. The one thing
• 57:05
  I would do would be anything you want. So you
• 57:08
  just get to pick one thing, anything in the world,
• 57:12
  and I'll buy it for you. Wait, are you being
• 57:14
  serious? Yeah. You don't have to decide right
• 57:17
  now, but... Can I buy my mom a house? Oh, yeah.
• 57:19
  I'd love to. And I'll plow you all over that
• 57:24
  house. Here is a woman named Silky getting mad
• 57:29
  at Drake. I feel like this was a brilliant move
• 57:37
  by Drake to do this dating show on kick because
• 57:39
  even though he's not really into girls above
• 57:41
  the age, he's still being funny. Alright, it's
• 57:49
  one of those commentary clips. Sorry, not everything's
• 57:52
  great. uh here's blueface apologizing to navia
• 57:56
  for cheating i'm sorry i'm sorry i know yeah
• 58:08
  he's a loser his mom didn't help that situation
• 58:11
  either here's akon talking about performing in
• 58:14
  the middle east this is a funny story i didn't
• 58:16
  even think this story was true i can't say which
• 58:18
  family but for the most part it was the craziest
• 58:21
  thing because They booked me for a million dollars,
• 58:24
  right? And was like, well, we want you to perform
• 58:27
  for the family. We have this huge event and my
• 58:30
  daughter's the biggest fan. I said, okay, amazing.
• 58:33
  So we get prepared, they do everything. It was
• 58:37
  set up to where it's gonna be like, I even had
• 58:38
  a dressing room with all my condiments, everything
• 58:42
  on my rider. It was like top notch. So I go in
• 58:46
  and I'm getting ready for the show and everything
• 58:49
  else. It was interesting because I'm like, the
• 58:52
  castle is so big I don't hear any music, right?
• 58:55
  So I'm like, wow, this is huge. So they walk
• 59:00
  me to the show. They walk me to this huge hall.
• 59:06
  But there's only three chairs. Monster stage,
• 59:12
  LED lights, lasers, everything. And I'm sitting
• 59:20
  on the side of the stage waiting for my audience.
• 59:23
  No fucking way. Yo, three people came. The daughter,
• 59:29
  the son, and the wife. And she's sitting in the
• 59:33
  middle. She's just like, she just can't wait.
• 59:36
  I walk out and it's like, okay, this is my audience.
• 59:41
  Right? Wow. So I go. God, this podcast is so
• 59:46
  much better without that Indian guy from Andrew
• 59:48
  Schultz's show. What was that, a key show or
• 59:50
  whatever? Going to my show, and in the middle
• 59:52
  of it, she said, no, stop, stop. And I was like,
• 59:55
  what's going on, sweetheart? Everything okay?
• 59:57
  She's like, I want to hear Mr. Lonely. I said,
• 1:00:00
  that's it? She said, yes, can you just play that
• 1:00:02
  first? I said, okay, no problem. So we start
• 1:00:05
  singing Mr. Lonely. She's lonely. I miss her
• 1:00:09
  lonely. Right? So the song's finished. She's
• 1:00:12
  like, ah! Again! Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.
• 1:00:20
  Nah. Nah. Well, he was a scam artist for that
• 1:00:24
  fake city, so he got scammed. Yeah, he's ugly.
• 1:00:28
  An example of don't meet your heroes, even though
• 1:00:31
  he's got a great voice. I love that voice on
• 1:00:37
  Neo. Here's Piper O 'Connell talking about, I
• 1:00:44
  don't know. Honestly, I've never actually asked
• 1:00:46
  my real dad what he thinks about it. I wonder
• 1:00:48
  if he even knows. Yeah, he probably does, babe.
• 1:00:51
  But, yeah. So you almost never talk to him? No,
• 1:00:55
  I've never... He was never in my life, but for
• 1:00:57
  my 18... Oh, yeah. Just Finn stereotype of daddy
• 1:01:02
  issues. On his birthday, I actually got a lot
• 1:01:07
  of hate and backlash for this, but I kind of,
• 1:01:09
  like, tricked him into meeting me because he
• 1:01:11
  never wanted anything to do with me for my whole
• 1:01:13
  entire life. Anytime I tried to show him anything
• 1:01:14
  that I was doing, he was like, don't show me
• 1:01:16
  this. I don't give a... I'll meet her when she's
• 1:01:18
  18. And, cool, he wanted to meet me when I was
• 1:01:20
  18, but I didn't... Why would your dad want to
• 1:01:21
  wait until you're 18? What the... That's very
• 1:01:24
  strange. I got to agree with Adam there. And
• 1:01:26
  then, so I, you know, I tricked him into meeting
• 1:01:29
  me. I pretended to be a student of his. So he
• 1:01:32
  thought he was meeting up with a boy. Wow. She
• 1:01:37
  does not like her father. Reminds me of broads
• 1:01:40
  updated. And I walked up and I was like, hi,
• 1:01:42
  I'm Piper. And he looked at me. He was like.
• 1:01:45
  oh my god well first you didn't even know who
• 1:01:47
  i was yeah i was live streaming people thought
• 1:01:49
  i was so people really got upset with me and
• 1:01:51
  i understand to an extent but like when it's
• 1:01:53
  your own father you're an annoying broad you're
• 1:01:55
  gonna have a hard life uh here's bernie runner
• 1:02:01
  laying against the wall working on do you ever
• 1:02:05
  see yourself in a relationship Can you imagine
• 1:02:12
  Brittany Reiner's raggedy while getting into
• 1:02:14
  her gym? Just filming herself. I bet she's the
• 1:02:21
  dog of the gym. And more later than that. You
• 1:02:27
  know what I mean? Ever in a relationship makes
• 1:02:33
  it seem like I just... Life is pretty long. She's
• 1:02:39
  having a midlife crisis, isn't she? I feel like
• 1:02:42
  I remember early 90s babies having it. All the
• 1:02:45
  older people are like, you're too young to have
• 1:02:47
  it. No, I can have it whenever, bitch. Of course,
• 1:02:51
  I mean, I don't, look at me, I'm stumbling. I'm
• 1:02:54
  like, I mean, shit, I don't know. God, she got
• 1:02:56
  a gray rag. I don't know. God, I don't know.
• 1:03:05
  Ash Trevino is now being ordered to stay away
• 1:03:07
  from men and women with criminal records. Ah,
• 1:03:11
  she looks like a crazy -ass woman there. Which
• 1:03:13
  is interesting after authorities claim she has
• 1:03:15
  had relationships with 50 to 75 inmates over
• 1:03:19
  the past few years. According to new legal docs
• 1:03:21
  obtained by TMZ, the judge who decided Ash will
• 1:03:24
  not have to serve jail time has imposed restrictions
• 1:03:27
  on her newfound freedom, including who she's
• 1:03:30
  allowed to spend it with. Alright, damn. Representative
• 1:03:37
  Lauren Boebert's son is back in legal trouble.
• 1:03:40
  This time he's been arrested on multiple felony
• 1:03:42
  charges tied to the alleged exploitation of a
• 1:03:45
  child. 21 -year -old Tyler Boebert was arrested
• 1:03:48
  Sunday in Colorado with court records listing
• 1:03:50
  the... Yeah, you gotta be mad at your kid when
• 1:03:53
  this happens. ...alleged offense date as January
• 1:03:55
  1st, 2024. Hmm. Hmm. I'm sure somehow because
• 1:04:01
  Biden was in office, he'll be blamed at that
• 1:04:04
  time because it had not been, because it was
• 1:04:07
  2024. I was thinking, yeah, Biden was in office.
• 1:04:10
  Brittany Renner gets upset for Kevin Gates getting
• 1:04:13
  brought up. God, she looks smoking hot. She kind
• 1:04:20
  of looks like my ex. Maybe that's why I got a
• 1:04:23
  type of crazy roads. Yeah. So she's got this
• 1:04:29
  white dude, this white trash guy, because she's
• 1:04:32
  in Alabama, talking to her. Why do you keep talking
• 1:04:37
  about Kevin? Because he's not trying to get his
• 1:04:41
  rocks off. She's literally saying she wants to
• 1:04:43
  get plowed at the gym, and then this guy's like,
• 1:04:45
  let me just not have a chance. Wow. Because why?
• 1:04:56
  Why do you keep bringing him up? She's a cutie
• 1:05:03
  pie. That's how you're associated regardless
• 1:05:06
  of your own personal endeavors. Oh, for the love
• 1:05:11
  of God. Through individuals. Well, I've been
• 1:05:16
  famous long before. You're right. And long after,
• 1:05:19
  babe, okay? Yeah, famous for having penis in
• 1:05:23
  your mouth. I mean, it's fine. We all, not me,
• 1:05:30
  but sometimes we all need a little number. I'm
• 1:05:33
  just saying like, you're not that important.
• 1:05:35
  Not that interesting. Oh, this is called clickbait.
• 1:05:40
  Here's what DJ Envy said about Chris Brown. To
• 1:05:43
  me, to me, Chris Brown is the greatest performer
• 1:05:46
  ever. And people were mad that he said that instead
• 1:05:49
  of Michael Jackson. Hello? So you think Chris
• 1:05:51
  Brown's better than Michael Jackson? Yes. No.
• 1:05:54
  Yes. When it comes to dancing, absolutely. Yeah,
• 1:05:57
  I will say, I think he's better. I think Chris
• 1:06:00
  Brown, had he never beat up Rihanna, had he never
• 1:06:03
  thrown a chair, good morning America. Had he
• 1:06:07
  never had the stand -offs, had he never had the
• 1:06:09
  dog, it's all the controversy. I mean, his controversy
• 1:06:12
  page on Wikipedia is as long as his discography.
• 1:06:16
  If none of that happened, I think we would be
• 1:06:18
  looking at him as like how Kobe has compared
• 1:06:20
  to Jordan. Notice I didn't say LeBron. He's Michael
• 1:06:24
  Jackson on crack now. Hell yeah, he is. Okay.
• 1:06:33
  Here's Baby, here's Blueface and Navea driving
• 1:06:37
  around with cash in their hands. I can't play
• 1:06:41
  because it's got music. Sorry, I know it's annoying.
• 1:06:44
  You want to pay for my copyright? Actually, I
• 1:06:47
  should get a sugar. I should get, so on the Klein
• 1:06:50
  and Ellie show, they have a guy named Blind Charlie
• 1:06:53
  who's like a millionaire who got like a settlement
• 1:06:57
  and he like buys the show everything. It's my
• 1:06:59
  favorite radio show out in LA on KROQ 106 .7.
• 1:07:02
  I need to have a sugar daddy for the show. If
• 1:07:05
  you want to pay for my expenses, I won't suck
• 1:07:08
  you off. You don't get to do anything to my back
• 1:07:10
  door, but you still... That's so ridiculous.
• 1:07:13
  But you can still be mentioned on the show. 856
• 1:07:16
  -494 -6773. We're taking applications for sugar
• 1:07:19
  daddies. Speaking of sugar daddies, Blueface
• 1:07:22
  and his baby mama got into an argument. Okay,
• 1:07:25
  listen. I don't want to listen. I want to tell
• 1:07:26
  you how dumb you are. Watch this. Hey chat, y
• 1:07:29
  'all got the VOD from this clip? Go to the VOD
• 1:07:32
  and take the music off and send it to me. And
• 1:07:35
  when you're wrong, I want you to apologize to
• 1:07:36
  the whole entire world for being a dumb bitch
• 1:07:39
  and looking at clips. Yeah, he's got like a beast
• 1:07:42
  of eyes. Can you imagine being like her mom?
• 1:07:44
  Because her mom's written comments on videos
• 1:07:46
  defending her daughter. Can you imagine being
• 1:07:48
  her mom and like... Your daughter is obviously
• 1:07:51
  being a cloud chaser. She's obviously being a
• 1:07:53
  moron. But, like, your daughter is still your
• 1:07:55
  daughter. Dumb bitch. A dumb bitch. See? Y 'all
• 1:07:58
  see how he comes back and disrespects me? Because
• 1:08:00
  you just said I said something I never said.
• 1:08:02
  So sweet. Love it. All right. Well, you're staying
• 1:08:05
  there, so just shut up. At some point, it's like
• 1:08:07
  no one's making you be there. Neon got seduced
• 1:08:10
  by an 89 -year -old woman. You know you want
• 1:08:13
  to be on the bed with him. Are you? Mouth hug
• 1:08:18
  with no teeth. Perfect. Close your eyes and pretend
• 1:08:21
  it's Alabama. Oh, you. Oh, you. Neon is showing
• 1:08:28
  his little gay side there, which is fine. Here's
• 1:08:31
  some more arguments between Nevia and Blueface.
• 1:08:33
  Jesus Christ. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't
• 1:08:37
  do that. She's like a Teemu version of call me
• 1:08:40
  outside or catch me outside, bro. Why would you
• 1:08:43
  dump out trash just for me to pick it up? I don't
• 1:08:46
  know. Only thing is the catching outside girl
• 1:08:50
  is self -made, even though she's annoying. She
• 1:08:54
  has another argument between Blueface and Nivea
• 1:08:57
  at the park. My son turns three or four, he gonna
• 1:09:00
  be slapping this little nigga around like, bro,
• 1:09:02
  stop running to mommy. Watch your motherfucking
• 1:09:04
  mouth, cause here you gonna do shit. I love how
• 1:09:07
  she says watch your mouth. She says MF. Here's
• 1:09:13
  Sad Navia. I love this stuff, man. This is so
• 1:09:15
  parasocially unhealthy. Why me? So, the best
• 1:09:21
  thing I can do is just switch shit up. Man, the
• 1:09:24
  video editing skills in some of these videos
• 1:09:26
  are dreadful. I know not everybody goes to a
• 1:09:29
  trade school, but my God. It's like the music's
• 1:09:31
  so freaking loud. Here's another argument with
• 1:09:38
  Navia and Blueface. I love this. It's kind of
• 1:09:44
  getting to the point where it's not funny anymore.
• 1:09:46
  It's kind of a little BSM. It's got bad vibes.
• 1:09:54
  Here's Adam22 being interviewed by TMZ about
• 1:09:57
  drink. talking about, you know, Lena going on
• 1:10:02
  the dating show with Drake. I mean, when you
• 1:10:05
  finally watched the episode, what was going through
• 1:10:07
  your head? You know, she told me a couple of
• 1:10:11
  things. Like, we discussed the permission slip
• 1:10:14
  beforehand. So that was, like, not a surprise.
• 1:10:17
  But then when she threw the ring... I don't know.
• 1:10:20
  Yeah, you know, that's what happens when you
• 1:10:21
  cheat on your wife. Come on. This is what I've
• 1:10:25
  noticed. I've seen it with Tampa Body Radio.
• 1:10:26
  Cheat on your wife. And then it's like, where
• 1:10:29
  is my wife doing it? They got needs, too. I was
• 1:10:39
  not sure where he was going with that. Want our
• 1:10:48
  relationship right there? Like, I don't know.
• 1:10:50
  We ought to have a conversation about that, but
• 1:10:52
  ultimately, you know, that's my baby. I love
• 1:10:54
  her. Ah, sounds delightful. Sounds like a relationship
• 1:10:58
  calls a marriage. We all ought to be in. If I
• 1:11:01
  felt like she went a little over the line with
• 1:11:03
  that move. I might be doing pretty good financially
• 1:11:05
  these days, but I bought that ring back when
• 1:11:08
  money was a little bit harder to come by, you
• 1:11:10
  know? So it means a lot to me. Yeah, that's the
• 1:11:13
  thing. The relationship's about money. The hall
• 1:11:17
  pass, whatever. Let me look something up. Adam
• 1:11:24
  22 is not Jewish. He's Irish and German. Just
• 1:11:34
  had to check. Here is everyone's favorite bust
• 1:11:38
  on Joy Taylor talking about alpha males. What's
• 1:11:41
  an alpha male? Like you, you guys are, you guys
• 1:11:44
  are half the people that you had sex with to
• 1:11:45
  get ahead in life. Boot licking weirdo groupies.
• 1:11:50
  Yeah. Treating women like shit. But you do other
• 1:11:53
  men tell you to do it. Exactly. It's all to impress
• 1:11:55
  other men. Fat ass is hoping to bang her. Anything.
• 1:12:00
  Like if you want to talk about a sissy. All right.
• 1:12:03
  Dang. Sissy. The tea is, if you work in the entertainment
• 1:12:08
  industry, you're... You are sucking off everybody.
• 1:12:12
  To get ahead! Without giving head. I have really
• 1:12:18
  not redeeming talents. Copy hour. Copy hour.
• 1:12:25
  Copy hour. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour
• 1:12:38
  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 1:12:40
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 1:12:45
  is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
• 1:12:49
  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
• 1:12:52
  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
• 1:12:55
  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 1:13:01
  so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:13:04
  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
• 1:13:10
  like you went and got a job. Not on the iPad
• 1:13:13
  screen, whatever the case might be in your hand
• 1:13:15
  and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But
• 1:13:18
  also, I would love to be getting railed, but...
• 1:13:21
  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 1:13:23
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:13:26
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 1:13:29
  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 1:13:33
  Poppy Hour will be right back. In the day and
• 1:13:57
  age of the player, it's time to reveal the locality
• 1:14:00
  of your woman and where she like to chill. We'll
• 1:14:07
  see you next time. My orthopedic is heated cause
• 1:14:28
  I'm keeping it hot. Deep in the spot, retrieving
• 1:14:30
  the props. Shorty was fine, I must reveal it.
• 1:14:33
  She's snapping acrylics in my spine with a soft,
• 1:14:35
  passionate mind. At the end when I prove, what's
• 1:14:37
  your homie's first question when I enter the
• 1:14:39
  room? Where's your girl? She walked between me
• 1:14:42
  and my mattress. Where's your girl at? She walked
• 1:14:44
  between me and my springs. Yo, where's your girl?
• 1:14:46
  She walked between me and my mattress. And the
• 1:14:48
  reason for that, cause it's the player's flick
• 1:14:50
  ring. Where's your girl? She walked between me
• 1:14:53
  and my mattress. Yo, where's your girl at? She
• 1:14:57
  walk between me and my mattress And the reason
• 1:15:00
  for that, cause it's the player's click blink
• 1:15:02
  He ain't a gentleman, so baby ain't no need for
• 1:15:04
  settling Ready to break your door down because
• 1:15:06
  you wouldn't let him in Whenever men be trippin'
• 1:15:09
  at clubs, movies, and malls He'll let you kick
• 1:15:10
  it with your girls and threat any phone calls
• 1:15:13
  It shouldn't be yours, keep all the ill things
• 1:15:15
  he does Mad pushes and chugs when it could've
• 1:15:18
  been hugs or maybe a rose Baby, the story is
• 1:15:21
  told when he asks you for your number Where's
• 1:15:35
  your girl? She caught between me and my matress
• 1:15:37
  Where's your girl at? She caught between me and
• 1:15:39
  my sprints Yo, where's your girl? She caught
• 1:15:41
  between me and my matress And the reason for
• 1:15:43
  that, cause it's the player's flick thing Where's
• 1:15:46
  your girl? She caught between me and my matress
• 1:15:48
  Where's your girl at? She caught between me and
• 1:15:50
  my sprints Yo, where's your girl? She caught
• 1:15:52
  between me and my matress She heard enough of
• 1:15:57
  it. So she telling you that she's celibate. Homie,
• 1:16:00
  you're never loving it. Knowledge MC's rubbing
• 1:16:02
  it. Remember, kid, when you fall into situations,
• 1:16:05
  I be pulling numbers like all our identification.
• 1:16:08
  It's a thin line between yours becoming mine
• 1:16:10
  and I'm a earner. You treat her like she's Anna
• 1:16:12
  May Turner. My concern's to lead her into lavish
• 1:16:15
  days she's getting burnt by. Lead her into your
• 1:16:17
  savage ways. The average gays will reveal you're
• 1:16:20
  just a loser. Constant abuser. Your girl's mine
• 1:16:23
  if I choose her. It ain't about trying to be
• 1:16:25
  a player or master. I put women like Marcus Graham
• 1:16:28
  while displaying the facts Where's your girl?
• 1:16:30
  She caught between me and my mattress Where's
• 1:16:32
  your girl at? She caught between me and my spring
• 1:16:34
  Yo, where's your girl? She caught between me
• 1:16:36
  and my mattress And the reason for that, cause
• 1:16:39
  it's the player's click ring Where's your girl?
• 1:16:41
  She caught between me and my mattress Where's
• 1:16:43
  your girl at? She caught between me and my spring
• 1:16:45
  Yo, where's your girl? She caught between me
• 1:16:47
  and my mattress And the reason for that, cause
• 1:16:50
  it's the player's click ring Yeah, my cello is
• 1:16:55
  Hey. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, that was Knowledge
• 1:17:04
  MC. Where'd you go? From the Rescale album. Where'd
• 1:17:12
  you get? Ah, shit on my lap. Right on me. Ah,
• 1:17:16
  I'm close. Welcome to Happy Hour. There's something
• 1:17:31
  completely different. Door is closing. Happy
• 1:18:19
  hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here
• 1:18:27
  it is. The most recent radio show on the planet.
• 1:18:31
  The other stations are tuned in too. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:14
  yeah, yeah, yeah. Hoppy's on the mic, call it
• 1:19:16
  verbal demolition. Exposing fake lives, media's
• 1:19:19
  worst addiction. Idiocracy crammed, it's the
• 1:19:21
  brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome to
• 1:19:24
  Kardashian News. Kardashian News. Where the truth
• 1:19:27
  gets aired. Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all
• 1:19:29
  beware. Fake lives, fake lives. Fake lives, fake
• 1:19:32
  drama, they choose. No talent required, it's
• 1:19:34
  Kardashian News. Kardashian News. Where the truth
• 1:19:37
  gets aired. Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all
• 1:19:39
  beware. Fake lives, fake lives. Fake lives, fake
• 1:19:42
  drama, they choose. As for Kim Kardashian's bond
• 1:19:56
  with Lewis Hamilton, that's solid. Kim posting
• 1:20:00
  these new pics, but less than an hour later.
• 1:20:04
  Yeah, her house got broken into. Ferris were
• 1:20:08
  called to Kim's massive $60 million Hidden Hills
• 1:20:11
  mansion for a break in Sunday afternoon. That
• 1:20:13
  is a freaking huge house for literally being
• 1:20:15
  a bus zone. And one of the cars parked at the
• 1:20:19
  reality star's home was stolen. That sucks. Hopefully
• 1:20:24
  she has insurance. I'm kidding. Today on TMZ.
• 1:20:32
  It's a terrible day to be a Swiftie. Oh, God.
• 1:20:35
  This annoying freaking woman is in for Harvey.
• 1:20:39
  Nah, we're not doing this. Sorry. No. I should
• 1:20:47
  have had Charlie doing it. That girl is so freaking
• 1:20:49
  annoying. Nah, if she was like, oh, my God, I
• 1:20:52
  want to have sex with you. I mean, I'm not going
• 1:20:54
  to say no, but nah. We ain't doing that. Nah.
• 1:21:01
  That is no, no, no, no, no. All right, let's
• 1:21:09
  do this here. Hillary Duff pays tribute to her
• 1:21:12
  late ex, Aaron Carter, during her Philadelphia
• 1:21:15
  concert. I don't have to wear any guides. Our
• 1:21:21
  exes are Aaron Connery. While performing in Philadelphia
• 1:21:24
  on August 9th, the Disney Channel alum pays tribute
• 1:21:27
  to Aaron, whom she dated on and off for three
• 1:21:29
  years in the early aughts. For her show, the
• 1:21:32
  Lizzie McGuire star wears a white t -shirt featuring
• 1:21:36
  Aaron. The short -sleeved shirt shows a young
• 1:21:39
  Aaron early on in his career. Alright, poor Aaron.
• 1:21:42
  What a hard life. No pun intended. Kelly Clarkson
• 1:21:51
  is almost suffering a wardrobe malfunction. Oh,
• 1:21:54
  my God. The word wardrobe malfunction is so freaking...
• 1:21:58
  Unless your nipple's out or I can see your freaking
• 1:22:02
  twat. It's not a wardrobe malfunction. Oh, my
• 1:22:06
  God. I saw a little skin. Wow. Look. You hear
• 1:22:10
  that slapping noise? Looking at skin right now
• 1:22:13
  in town. It's not a wardrobe malfunction. We
• 1:22:15
  had her studio sessions residency at Caesar's
• 1:22:17
  Palace on August 8th. The singer speaks to the
• 1:22:20
  audience when her shirt suddenly starts having
• 1:22:23
  a mind of its own. All right. In footage shared
• 1:22:26
  on social media, Kelly says, There's a lot of
• 1:22:29
  amazing things happening. Uh -oh, there's nothing.
• 1:22:31
  That was nothing. It was barely her belly button.
• 1:22:39
  If she never addressed it, you would have never
• 1:22:41
  thought about it. You saw nothing. Martha Stewart
• 1:22:44
  unveils her secret ingredient to a perfect summer.
• 1:22:48
  I don't know. Just laying around, waiting to
• 1:22:50
  die. The lifestyle expert debuts an unexpected
• 1:22:53
  hair transformation. Trading in her signature
• 1:22:55
  light. Holy end of life crisis right here. Blonde
• 1:23:00
  locks for a rose gold pink look. There you go.
• 1:23:03
  There's Martha. Side check. Here's a side check.
• 1:23:06
  Aubrey Plaza is a mom. Part of me just feels
• 1:23:10
  like Christopher Abbott, she got with him way
• 1:23:13
  too fast. I know you have to move on after your
• 1:23:17
  husband kills himself, but there's just something
• 1:23:19
  about it that I just feel like she was with that
• 1:23:22
  guy before he died. There's just a vibe. Recreation
• 1:23:28
  alum has welcomed her and Christopher Abbott's
• 1:23:30
  first child together, according to photos published
• 1:23:33
  by TMZ. Yeah, you know, arguments with her are
• 1:23:36
  freaking just... God, you know they'd be annoying.
• 1:23:44
  Totally not because she's Puerto Rican. Matthew
• 1:23:46
  McConaughey is making it a family affair. The
• 1:23:49
  Oscar winner hit the red carpet for a special
• 1:23:52
  screening of his new film, The Rivals of Amaziah
• 1:23:54
  King. Matthew McConaughey Cinema in Austin, Texas.
• 1:23:58
  Matthew was joined by his wife, Camila Alves,
• 1:24:01
  alongside their three children, Levi. All right,
• 1:24:04
  so that's Nepo News, and then we got more Nepo
• 1:24:06
  News. What up, JoJo? Turn the dial, what you
• 1:24:20
  hear? Same old names every year Family ties,
• 1:24:25
  velvet rope Hand -me -downs with a golden hope
• 1:24:29
  From row seats to the same old game New face,
• 1:24:33
  old last name You can smell the favor in the
• 1:24:36
  air Why does Joseph Carmel have a radio show?
• 1:25:09
  Right now. Adam Sandler is stepping out with
• 1:25:15
  his family on the red carpet. Yeah, as much as
• 1:25:17
  I joke around about nine -pump babies, he seems
• 1:25:22
  like a good dude. Adam and Jackie Sandler step
• 1:25:24
  out with their daughters, 20 -year -old Sadie
• 1:25:26
  Sandler and 17 -year -old Sunny Sandler. The
• 1:25:29
  20 -year -old one's hot. 17 -year -old one is
• 1:25:31
  underage, so no comment. For the New York City
• 1:25:34
  premiere of... All right, so there's... What's
• 1:25:36
  going on with this woman? Leela Taylor is sharing
• 1:25:39
  she had a hernia repaired following a botched
• 1:25:41
  surgery. As a Mormon live with a hernia. That's
• 1:25:45
  not good. It is time for Britney Spears. Talk
• 1:26:05
  wild bout sex, love datin' Slay feet, sun signal,
• 1:26:09
  hit they equator Local boy talk like a glowing
• 1:26:11
  narrator Lame Lula on the grave, she a queen
• 1:26:14
  Her on the board, her on the screen Freeze is
• 1:26:17
  free, that y 'all fell for the plan Hope ain't
• 1:26:20
  spun by the suits, not the fans Britney News
• 1:26:23
  is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all got played
• 1:26:26
  and the story got hazy They sold you a script,
• 1:26:29
  y 'all caught it in Cause when the cash came
• 1:26:30
  first, she just gave them a blast Britney News
• 1:26:33
  is back, crap crazy, crazy They work the whole
• 1:26:35
  time. Y 'all call it amazing. Turn that down.
• 1:26:38
  Hoppy touch through the scam. I know. Happy Hot
• 1:26:41
  Topic. My eye was like down like this for like
• 1:26:46
  four weeks. Britney Spears wants to be given
• 1:26:50
  less Botox. On August 8th, the Grammy winner
• 1:26:53
  details her unfortunate experience with cosmetic
• 1:26:56
  injectables on Instagram. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gotta
• 1:26:59
  be careful out there. But she is like a four
• 1:27:01
  -year -old. Hearing it left her with some regrets.
• 1:27:09
  That sucks. You don't like when that happens.
• 1:27:14
  I don't even know what that means, but it does
• 1:27:16
  not sound ideal. It does not sound like something
• 1:27:18
  I want to have happen. Oh, geez. What's going
• 1:27:21
  on with this annoying woman right here and her
• 1:27:23
  fake relationship? Oh, it's so staged. Oprah
• 1:27:29
  Winfrey is making a rare public appearance with
• 1:27:32
  Stedman Graham. I didn't even know he was still
• 1:27:34
  alive. The running joke, all the boomers. Oh,
• 1:27:36
  they're just a private couple. She's totally
• 1:27:39
  not gay with, you know, Gayle King. They're just
• 1:27:43
  a very private couple. A former daytime TV host
• 1:27:46
  steps out with her longtime partner for the 40th
• 1:27:49
  anniversary celebration of the Oprah Winfrey
• 1:27:51
  show. Oh, yeah. I remember... I used to sometimes
• 1:27:55
  pretend I was sick so I could listen to Eddie
• 1:27:57
  and Jova in a Chicago radio institution that
• 1:28:01
  got me into radio, and I would pretend to be
• 1:28:03
  sick so I didn't have to go to school, usually
• 1:28:05
  when my dad was going to school. So my mom, the
• 1:28:10
  punishment, though, was like my mom would have
• 1:28:11
  Oprah on on ABC7. I was like, God, she doesn't
• 1:28:14
  know me. Marking the couple's first appearance
• 1:28:16
  in nearly a decade. Where's Harvey Weinstein,
• 1:28:22
  your best friend? During the event at Navy Pier
• 1:28:24
  in Chicago, the two spent quality time with former...
• 1:28:27
  The name of the Instagram account is TheChefArtSmith,
• 1:28:31
  but it looks like TheChefFartSmith. Workers and
• 1:28:36
  friends with food by Chef Art Smith's restaurant...
• 1:28:39
  Fart Smith. Union. I bet that food made everyone
• 1:28:43
  fart some of those. Oprah says in a video shared
• 1:28:45
  to the restaurant's Instagram account, while
• 1:28:47
  Art and Stedman hold up a massive pile tie with
• 1:28:50
  chicken wings, hey, Art's fried chicken. Just
• 1:28:54
  a walking stereotype. Totally not really in love
• 1:28:59
  with Gail King. They're just friends. They hang
• 1:29:01
  out more than they do with their husbands. Brad
• 1:29:07
  Pitt is sharing insight into a dark personal
• 1:29:09
  struggle. During an interview with Esquire, published
• 1:29:12
  August 10th, the F1 star... It's got to suck
• 1:29:15
  on your conscience that you're a deadbeat then.
• 1:29:18
  Mm -hmm. ...are details that he experienced suicidal
• 1:29:22
  ideation that shifted his perspective on mental
• 1:29:25
  health. All right. Yeah. We're all going to feel
• 1:29:29
  bad for him. Mm -hmm. Kate Beckinsale is pushing
• 1:29:33
  back against comments about her appearance. Jesus
• 1:29:37
  Christ. If you were commenting online about what
• 1:29:40
  Kate Beckinsale looks like, not only are you
• 1:29:43
  a loser, but you're a liar and a failure. Just
• 1:29:46
  before wiping her Instagram account off. Oh,
• 1:29:49
  that's our punishment. You say something mean
• 1:29:52
  and then she gets in her head and deletes it.
• 1:29:54
  Why would you do that to us? You know we learn.
• 1:29:57
  Of all posts, the Pearl Harbor actress addressed
• 1:30:00
  online criticism about her weight and shared
• 1:30:03
  screenshots of messages. Baby, okay, listen to
• 1:30:07
  me. I care about you. I'm very attracted to you.
• 1:30:11
  I love older women. I'm going to tell you. Those
• 1:30:15
  are haters. Those are losers that would never
• 1:30:18
  say it to your face. It drives them nuts how
• 1:30:21
  pretty you are and how little a chance they have
• 1:30:25
  with you. She'd received online. And in August
• 1:30:28
  8th, Instagram story Beckinsale reflected on
• 1:30:32
  the reason she decided to take several months
• 1:30:34
  away from social media. You take a break from
• 1:30:37
  Instagram for several months following the death
• 1:30:39
  of your mother. Delete. Yeah, it seems a little
• 1:30:42
  not ideal to have the death of a mom. All of
• 1:30:44
  your posts unexplained in some considerable detail,
• 1:30:48
  including the fact that weight loss is one of
• 1:30:51
  the very first physical signs of bereavement.
• 1:30:55
  I'm sorry, baby, but again, you're giving it
• 1:30:57
  all attention. No one would have thought about
• 1:30:59
  it. I have horrible people say horrible things
• 1:31:02
  to me. I occasionally read it if I'm feeling
• 1:31:06
  confident, usually after working out. But you
• 1:31:08
  can't read it. You're Kate freaking Beckinsale.
• 1:31:12
  And you're letting the haters get to you, baby?
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  Come on. You're better than that. I can't play
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  it, but there was a clown of Usher at another
• 1:31:22
  stage. Sorry. It's got the music. Well, it is
• 1:31:26
  a brand new week, and you guessed it. Brand new
• 1:31:28
  records continue to roll in. Whatever. I don't
• 1:31:30
  care. Spider -Man broke the record. Yippee -ki
• 1:31:32
  -yay. 856 -49 -HAPPY. We're getting a little
• 1:31:36
  cranky. In about an hour, we're going to be doing
• 1:31:38
  a good thing here. Usually, we're just smack
• 1:31:41
  talking. And by the way, if you're listening
• 1:31:45
  in Fresno, check it out on the Happy Hour feed.
• 1:31:48
  Or maybe I should attach it to the 6 a .m. hour.
• 1:31:51
  We'll figure it out. Actually, that's what I'll
• 1:31:53
  do. All right, so that it's already aired. This
• 1:31:57
  is pre -recorded. This is so confusing. Okay,
• 1:31:59
  so what you're listening to was recorded the
• 1:32:01
  day before, and this is airing 8 to 10 a .m.,
• 1:32:03
  but I do about two and a half hours of the show,
• 1:32:05
  and it's called Garbage Time. It doesn't air
• 1:32:07
  in Fresno. It does not air in Han, 9, and 7.
• 1:32:10
  And today, we're having the Big Gay Radio Show
• 1:32:12
  on with Esme Russell and Chris Gorman to talk
• 1:32:15
  about trans rights, because Florida's being a
• 1:32:18
  little crazy. And that will be in the 6 a .m.
• 1:32:21
  hour, which means you've already heard it. I'm
• 1:32:23
  getting confused. We're going to move on. Oh,
• 1:32:26
  jeez. That just describes that sequence of talking.
• 1:32:37
  I can't listen to this. It's going to talk about
• 1:32:47
  Blueface and Christiane hooking up. Rick Ross
• 1:32:51
  now has a girlfriend. The problem with those
• 1:32:53
  videos, I like the urban news, but my God. Sounds
• 1:32:58
  stupid. Bella Thorne is shaking up the Spring
• 1:33:01
  Breakers sequel. Oh, my God. That is going to
• 1:33:05
  be a good movie. Remember that album cover? Oh,
• 1:33:09
  my God. Freaking Vanessa Hudgens looked so hot.
• 1:33:13
  Disney Channel alum is set to write, direct,
• 1:33:16
  and star in the upcoming spring. Oh, my God.
• 1:33:18
  I'm going to do it. Okay. Give me five. It has
• 1:33:24
  loaded off on the screen. All right, whatever.
• 1:33:27
  So Bella Thorne is going to be in the movie.
• 1:33:29
  It has on the screen the cover to the movie.
• 1:33:37
  It has the cover to the movie, which is a great
• 1:33:41
  movie. I'll be right back. I can see why John
• 1:33:57
  Brennan didn't like this show. It was so boring.
• 1:34:00
  I literally, like, froze. Dylan Sprouse reveals
• 1:34:02
  that a surprising encounter with two Hollywood
• 1:34:05
  icons made him quit smoking altogether. The Suite
• 1:34:08
  Life of Zack and Cody alum tells the story of
• 1:34:11
  how he and his wife, Barbara Palvin, met late
• 1:34:13
  filmmaker David Lynch in a visit to the Not Skinny
• 1:34:16
  But Not Fat podcast. People that listen to...
• 1:34:18
  Listen to... August 4th. All right, there we
• 1:34:21
  go. No more Brad Pitt news. I can't handle it.
• 1:34:27
  Never even thought he was that interesting. Ah,
• 1:34:30
  what do we got here? Goldie Hawn is making 80
• 1:34:34
  the new 20. And her daughter Kate Hudson's Instagram
• 1:34:37
  post shared August 4th. The actress dances around
• 1:34:40
  with pure joy in a black bathing suit holding
• 1:34:43
  a massive bottle of wine. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't
• 1:34:46
  care what's going on all night. As everybody
• 1:34:53
  knows, it is a listener of Happy Hour. Everybody's
• 1:34:57
  aware I love my cooners. It's kind of my thing.
• 1:35:06
  The shenanigans were in a European family getaway,
• 1:35:10
  and in the background, a voice can be heard hyping
• 1:35:12
  up Goldie, saying, there she goes, there she
• 1:35:15
  goes, there she goes. All right, there she goes,
• 1:35:18
  I guess. Right on to Ryan, happy as well. Food
• 1:35:23
  production company Taylor Farms back in the spotlight.
• 1:35:26
  They're pulling products, more of them made with
• 1:35:28
  jalapenos. I don't even like jalapenos. If I
• 1:35:32
  have it on like Mexican food, not only am I farting
• 1:35:34
  all night. The other problem is the fact that
• 1:35:40
  you drink a lot of soda to wash it down. she's
• 1:35:46
  like dad don't go and she's bawling and she doesn't
• 1:35:48
  usually do that she's like the roof's gonna come
• 1:35:50
  off and i'm like what is she talking about that's
• 1:35:52
  travis barker recalling his daughter alabama's
• 1:35:55
  chilling warning that is a very strange warning
• 1:35:58
  it's also weird to think that she was a toddler
• 1:35:59
  when he had that crash in 09 just hours before
• 1:36:02
  a flight that would end in a fiery plane crash
• 1:36:04
  leaving him one of only two survivors that sucks
• 1:36:08
  what's here Congratulations are also in order
• 1:36:12
  for Jon Hamm, who's going to be a first -time
• 1:36:15
  dad at 55. How is married life? How's it been
• 1:36:19
  so far? So far, so good. It's okay. I'm doing
• 1:36:21
  well. I'm having sex. I'm going to have a kid.
• 1:36:24
  But the problem, dude, is the fact that I'm kind
• 1:36:28
  of whipped, you know? I don't really hold any
• 1:36:30
  power. It's been fantastic. We got married in
• 1:36:39
  June. It's good. It's good. Gotta keep moving.
• 1:36:41
  The two met while filming the Mad Men finale
• 1:36:44
  back in 2014. Ah, yeah, you know, he's plowing
• 1:36:47
  air on the scent. Be quiet. Be quiet. All right,
• 1:36:52
  we're going to go to Washington now. President
• 1:36:53
  Trump is saying there was, quote, some contractor
• 1:36:56
  error done by rushing that reflecting pool job.
• 1:37:01
  We've got investigative reporter Olivia Rubin,
• 1:37:03
  who has been all over this from the very beginning.
• 1:37:05
  Olivia, it is good to see you. So what else is
• 1:37:07
  the president saying? Great to see you, Gio.
• 1:37:10
  Well, this is a concession from President Trump,
• 1:37:12
  acknowledging that there were some issues with
• 1:37:14
  the contractor who did this so -called repainting
• 1:37:17
  of the pool. But critically, Gio, President Trump
• 1:37:20
  is downplaying how significant it was he said
• 1:37:23
  the contractor error was essentially inconsequential
• 1:37:26
  and in that very same social media post he doubled
• 1:37:29
  down on allegations that that former olympian
• 1:37:32
  david hearn was a vandal at the pool even though
• 1:37:35
  as we have covered in disgustio uh his own u
• 1:37:38
  .s attorney janine piro has said the uh so that's
• 1:37:42
  why i didn't like janine but he's a freaking
• 1:37:43
  loser Welcome back this morning. These wildfires
• 1:37:48
  are burning across North America and Canada.
• 1:37:51
  More than 20 ,000 people were forced to evacuate
• 1:37:54
  over the weekend. In the U .S., wildfires across
• 1:37:56
  the... Alright, the road's ending. We have a
• 1:37:58
  new segment because there's a lot of news about
• 1:38:00
  Jenna Bush Hager and I don't want people to forget
• 1:38:02
  how awful George Bush was. So here is a new song
• 1:38:05
  called Jenna Bush is a Nepo Baby. And it's about
• 1:38:13
  how we can't forget that George Bush was awful.
• 1:38:18
  Welcome to the show, I ain't on the dial Jenna
• 1:38:21
  got the name, yeah, she born with the aisle Bush
• 1:38:24
  in the blood, that old family line Door already
• 1:38:27
  open, she ain't need to climb We see the papers,
• 1:38:30
  we know the last name Go play the entrance, same
• 1:38:33
  old game You can call it luck, I call it the
• 1:38:35
  lane When your first step lands where the rest
• 1:38:38
  can't hold Hold up, don't blink, stay real clear
• 1:38:41
  Who got the shine and why they here? In the crowd
• 1:38:48
  We can see the same old names on the market Don't
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  forget Not done yet We remember what he did We
• 1:39:01
  remember kid by kid And George made a mess on
• 1:39:05
  the whole wide map War talk lies and the deep,
• 1:39:08
  deep crap Can't let history get dressed up clean
• 1:39:11
  Oil on the hands and a polished machine People
• 1:39:14
  pay prices when the power Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
• 1:39:27
  Hey! Remember, kid by kid Turn the paper, keep
• 1:39:51
  the facts Put the gloss on, steal the cracks
• 1:39:54
  If the surname opens every door Then the people
• 1:39:58
  ask for something more Well everybody kept saying
• 1:40:41
  like I'm like, I'm not Jenna's keeper. Where's
• 1:40:43
  Jenna? Jenna's an annoying brun. Hager is revealing
• 1:40:48
  the beautiful reason behind her partial absence
• 1:40:51
  from the Today Show. Although the co - They finally
• 1:40:54
  put tape over her dad's mouth. The host of the
• 1:40:57
  show's fourth hour typically makes appearances
• 1:40:59
  throughout today's multi -hour broadcast. She
• 1:41:02
  was noticeably missing from the August 10th episode
• 1:41:04
  right up in - God, she is hot. I can't deny.
• 1:41:07
  until the start of Today with Jenna and Chanel.
• 1:41:09
  But don't fret, Jenna was busy making her way
• 1:41:11
  back to New York after celebrating a major family
• 1:41:14
  event. Well, I'm straight off a flight because
• 1:41:18
  I was in Maine with my family and my little nephew
• 1:41:23
  got baptized. Ah, God's fake, sorry. Time for
• 1:41:28
  Amanda Knox news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo! Woo!
• 1:41:33
  Hey, hey! In the room, room, room, room, yeah
• 1:41:38
  In my room, room, room, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:41:49
  yeah, yeah Step in the booth, give brand for
• 1:41:53
  the truth You laugh too loud, but the facts stay
• 1:41:56
  true Talk big game and you shift that face. But
• 1:41:59
  the whole room knows that the story got wasted.
• 1:42:01
  You can't try your way out. Can't smile, can't
• 1:42:05
  clown, can't talk over doubt. Every line you
• 1:42:07
  say just digs that hole. And the crowd wants
• 1:42:10
  blow when you play that role. So stay that grin.
• 1:42:14
  Don't spin that spin. If you did that dirt, then
• 1:42:18
  you wear that stain. Say it plain. Can't stop.
• 1:42:24
  You don't get out by acting foolish. Out Jace.
• 1:42:50
  This morning, the former boyfriend of Amanda
• 1:42:53
  Knox is speaking out about the new controversy
• 1:42:56
  surrounding Knox. Can you imagine if everything
• 1:43:00
  that Amanda Knox did, if a man did it, and then
• 1:43:03
  he started becoming a comedian, oh, he'd be crucified
• 1:43:06
  with a semi six out of ten pretty female. Shut
• 1:43:11
  up. The two were convicted, then later acquitted
• 1:43:15
  in the murder and sexual assault of Knox's foreign
• 1:43:17
  exchange roommate, Meredith Kircher. You just
• 1:43:20
  look at Amanda Knox in those eyes. She's just
• 1:43:22
  a crazy woman. Not in a fun way, even though
• 1:43:25
  I bet she's good in bed. In Italy 19 years ago.
• 1:43:28
  Now, Knox... That was 19... Jesus Christ. Time
• 1:43:32
  has flown! And now she's having her midlife crisis
• 1:43:37
  to be a hack comedian, dumb woman. Fox is back
• 1:43:40
  in the spotlight, hosting a one -woman comedy
• 1:43:43
  show. I'm going to have one person in the crowd.
• 1:43:46
  If anybody goes and doesn't get free tickets
• 1:43:48
  from a local radio show, you're a loser. I've
• 1:43:51
  been trapped in a tragedy box. Yeah, because
• 1:43:54
  you're a terrible person. The show opened Friday
• 1:43:58
  in Scotland to a sold -out crowd. Oh, wow. We
• 1:44:01
  are living in the times of idiotics. And runs
• 1:44:05
  through August 17th. The title refers to claims
• 1:44:08
  that Knox did cartwheels in the police station
• 1:44:11
  after Kircher's death. Yeah, I could see her
• 1:44:14
  doing that. She's a sociopath. She gets away
• 1:44:19
  with this bad behavior because she's a female.
• 1:44:21
  Referencing how I was wrongly vilified. No, you
• 1:44:24
  were equally vilified. You wouldn't get vilified
• 1:44:27
  even more because it was essentially early social
• 1:44:30
  media, honey. Shut up. In the murder of Meredith.
• 1:44:34
  The show is billed as a woman juggling motherhood
• 1:44:37
  and the aftermath of a wrongful imprisonment.
• 1:44:40
  You know what, honey? Enjoy it. But at least
• 1:44:44
  we don't, whoever's listening to me or me talking,
• 1:44:47
  we don't have to look ourselves in the mirror
• 1:44:49
  and go, man, we're a washed up hag having a midlife
• 1:44:51
  crisis with no talent. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com.
• 1:45:09
  The hour will be right back. You probably had
• 1:45:11
  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:45:14
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:45:20
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:45:23
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:45:26
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:45:32
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:45:35
  what real women need. Stop cussing. And it looks
• 1:45:41
  like you went and got a job. Not on the iPad
• 1:45:44
  screen, whatever the case might be in your hand
• 1:45:46
  and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But
• 1:45:50
  also, I would love to be getting railed. But
• 1:45:53
  as a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 1:45:55
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:45:58
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection.
• 1:46:00
  So stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press
• 1:46:03
  this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 1:46:07
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. We're going long
• 1:46:10
  today because we have the feed of the big gay
• 1:46:16
  radio show calling in a Hoppy Hour. And also,
• 1:46:19
  I don't know. There's just no reason. to do two
• 1:46:22
  episodes and upload two. So I'm going to end
• 1:46:23
  up recording on here. I don't know why I'm telling
• 1:46:26
  you all this. It doesn't matter. Especially people
• 1:46:27
  in Fresno. We've got 14 minutes left. So we're
• 1:46:30
  going to do Hoppy's Hoops to end the Fresno feed.
• 1:46:32
  And we're going to play this song by a basketball
• 1:46:34
  player named Stretch One. He was very good in
• 1:46:36
  Chicago. That was his nickname. And he had this
• 1:46:38
  song about basketball called Real Players. And
• 1:46:42
  since we have Hoppy's Hoops coming up, I thought
• 1:46:44
  this would be the perfect song to get everybody
• 1:46:47
  in the mood. So I'll let it go. Thank you. Some
• 1:47:13
  players are made to play the game and born with
• 1:47:15
  a heart. Some players can practice forever and
• 1:47:17
  still never start. Some players are great at
• 1:47:19
  practice, but when the lights come on, can you
• 1:47:21
  hit the shot when it counts? When there's a loose
• 1:47:24
  ball, will you go all out? Tough enough to get
• 1:47:26
  the rebound, block your man out. Don't hesitate
• 1:47:28
  to take a charge, cause you know it's gonna hurt.
• 1:47:30
  Well, you better win the game, cause losing hurts
• 1:47:32
  worse. Cause losing hurts worse, man. Losing
• 1:47:35
  hurts worse. Losing hurts worse, man. Losing
• 1:47:37
  hurts worse. Ain't nothing better than a crosstown
• 1:47:39
  rivalry. Ain't nothing worse when a player puts
• 1:47:42
  the eye We'll be right back. We ain't came here
• 1:48:13
  for nothing. Preseason workouts, how fast my
• 1:48:15
  heart was pumping. Get up in the morning, how
• 1:48:17
  bad my body's hurting. And still go to class,
• 1:48:20
  and still continue learning. When it comes to
• 1:48:21
  basketball, I turn my cell phone off. Go to bed
• 1:48:24
  by 11, get dressed for the ball. All it takes
• 1:48:26
  is a second, and then you lost. That's how bad
• 1:48:29
  I want to go to the tournament, y 'all. That's
• 1:48:31
  how bad I want to go to the tournament, y 'all.
• 1:48:33
  Real players are made to play the game and born
• 1:48:35
  with a heart. Some players can practice forever
• 1:48:37
  and still never stop. Some players are great
• 1:48:39
  at practice, but when the lights come on, When
• 1:48:42
  you hit the shot, when it come, when there's
• 1:48:44
  a loose ball, when you go all out, tough enough
• 1:48:46
  to get the rebound, block your man out, don't
• 1:48:49
  hesitate to take the call, cause you know it's
• 1:48:51
  gon' hurt you, you better win the game, cause
• 1:48:53
  losing hurts worse, cause losing hurts worse,
• 1:48:55
  cause losing hurts worse, cause losing hurts
• 1:48:57
  worse. We'll be right back. If you got fear,
• 1:49:15
  be a man, suck it up. Pissing in your pants,
• 1:49:18
  be a coward, then bounce. We ain't got time to
• 1:49:20
  lose, plus every point counts. All in together,
• 1:49:23
  be down like the South. What happens when your
• 1:49:25
  leading scorer's going through a drought and
• 1:49:27
  you can't get no calls and all the ones on you
• 1:49:29
  will fall? Bands get so hyped, man, I can't even
• 1:49:31
  hear my thoughts. They go, sit your ass down,
• 1:49:33
  man, you about to get tossed. I mean, that's
• 1:49:35
  what basketball's all about. Overcoming odds
• 1:49:37
  with opponents got you down for the count. Now
• 1:49:39
  here you elevate your game, cause almost uncount.
• 1:49:42
  We need a three -point play that's gonna bring
• 1:49:43
  down Ice water in your veins or your free throws
• 1:49:46
  clutch Don't be scared, if it goes in, you win
• 1:49:49
  But if you miss, the whole crowd's gonna hiss
• 1:49:52
  Win or lose, a moment that you never forget When
• 1:49:54
  it comes to basketball, I'll turn my cell phone
• 1:49:56
  off Get to bed by 11, get rest for tomorrow All
• 1:49:59
  it takes is just a second, and then you lost
• 1:50:02
  That's how bad I wanna go to the tournament,
• 1:50:04
  y 'all All it takes is just a second, and then
• 1:50:06
  you lost That's how bad I wanna go to the tournament,
• 1:50:09
  y 'all All the players are made to play the game
• 1:50:11
  and born with awe Some players can practice forever
• 1:50:13
  and still never start. Some players are great
• 1:50:15
  at practice. But when the lights come on, and
• 1:50:18
  you hit the shot when it comes. When there's
• 1:50:20
  a loose ball, when you go all out. Tough enough
• 1:50:22
  to get the rebound, block your man out. Don't
• 1:50:25
  hesitate to take it hard, cause you know it's
• 1:50:27
  gonna hurt. When you better win the game, cause
• 1:50:29
  losing hurts worse. Cause losing hurts worse,
• 1:50:31
  man. Losing hurts worse. Losing hurts worse,
• 1:50:33
  man. Losing hurts worse. All you real players.
• 1:50:51
  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
• 1:50:56
  on Fresno's Hot 97. If the movie Project X was
• 1:51:02
  a radio show, it would be Hoppy Hour with Ryan
• 1:51:05
  Hoppy. In your heart, you know where you are
• 1:51:18
  going. And now for something completely different.
• 1:51:22
  Door is closing. Door is closing. Ladies and
• 1:52:15
  gentlemen, here it is, the most listened to radio
• 1:52:19
  show on the planet, even the other stations are
• 1:52:22
  tuned in too. Yo, yo Yo, yo All right, so...
• 1:53:08
  Lamont Hollywood, formerly of the Lamont & Tonelli
• 1:53:12
  Show, was laid off after 24 years at 107 .7 The
• 1:53:16
  Bone out there in San Francisco. One of my favorite
• 1:53:20
  memories is, obviously, I used to work at 102
• 1:53:23
  .5 The Bone. And I told him I worked at The Bone
• 1:53:26
  when I was talking to him at this private party.
• 1:53:28
  And he was like, wait, wait, wait. This was at
• 1:53:30
  the morning show boot camp. I think it was 2017
• 1:53:32
  or 18. He was like, man, it was a bougie room.
• 1:53:37
  And I was like, I work at The Bone. And he's
• 1:53:40
  like, wait, wait, wait. I've never seen you around.
• 1:53:41
  I'm like, no, I work at 102 .5 The Bone. So we
• 1:53:45
  always had that kind of bond. He's a good guy.
• 1:53:48
  And he got laid off by Cumulus, who I don't understand.
• 1:53:51
  I just don't want to hear radio anymore go, where's
• 1:53:53
  all the talent? And then they're laying him off
• 1:53:55
  to save $2. He said the suits in corporate headquarters
• 1:53:59
  treat a radio station like a spreadsheet, completely
• 1:54:02
  blind to the fact that radio is built on an authentic
• 1:54:05
  human connection, community trust, and undeniable
• 1:54:07
  personality. He said they are gutting local newsrooms
• 1:54:11
  and replacing them with AI. They think that they
• 1:54:14
  can algorithmically automate decades of local
• 1:54:18
  trust, local flavor, and real intimacy with a
• 1:54:22
  community. When companies get the very voices
• 1:54:25
  they give a station its identity, they destroy
• 1:54:27
  it by getting rid of it and push listeners away.
• 1:54:31
  It's very true. He said he will be doing things
• 1:54:35
  online. I just never want to hear a radio go,
• 1:54:38
  why don't people listen? It's like, well, you're
• 1:54:41
  getting rid of the people that listen just so
• 1:54:43
  that the CEOs have money for a bonus. Screw you.
• 1:54:57
  Yo, Brian Harvey on the beat, bringing down the
• 1:55:00
  scenes, NBA. Oh, we got about five minutes left
• 1:55:06
  on this Fresno scene. So, Luka Doncic's ex wants
• 1:55:16
  millions of dollars. Of course she does. James
• 1:55:19
  Harden's gun case was dismissed. Enos Cantor
• 1:55:23
  wants to do the WNBA draft. Sophie Cunningham
• 1:55:29
  and And Dijon Mustard, Carrington got into a...
• 1:55:36
  Let's see here. We'll do all this. All right.
• 1:55:43
  I'm going to do this clip by clip. Here is Lonzo
• 1:55:46
  Ball and Michael Porter Jr. saying their 8th
• 1:55:49
  and 9th grade self could beat the WNBA. Mm -hmm.
• 1:55:54
  But 9th grade Lonzo Ball in the WNBA. It's called
• 1:55:59
  crazy. All right. Ninth grade, I'm over six feet
• 1:56:04
  and I'm dunking. Like, I'm coming through the...
• 1:56:06
  All right, there you go. There's that. I got
• 1:56:09
  a team of these sports right here. After careful
• 1:56:12
  consideration, I reviewed the current eligibility
• 1:56:14
  guidelines. I am officially declaring myself
• 1:56:16
  a WNBA prospect. I mean, I understand that he
• 1:56:19
  technically can do this, but it's just such a
• 1:56:21
  stupid thing to do. It's just so dividing the
• 1:56:25
  country and it's pointless. If simply declaring
• 1:56:29
  who you are is all that's required, then I meet
• 1:56:32
  every single requirement necessary to... It's
• 1:56:37
  kind of hard to hang. I mean, it's kind of funny.
• 1:56:40
  I think whatever trans you are, there should
• 1:56:43
  be a trans league of everybody that's that identification.
• 1:56:45
  Compete in the WNBA. Damn. What's going on with
• 1:56:51
  this DJ Academics video? Here he is saying James
• 1:56:54
  Harden messed up the market in Houston. This
• 1:56:57
  man came out to Houston. The price of pussy went
• 1:57:00
  through the roof. It's all type of money. That's
• 1:57:04
  why I'm mad at you. Alright, I was riveting.
• 1:57:07
  What do we got here? Sorry. Here's Mike Hellbridge
• 1:57:13
  saying he's been eating Chipotle for 10 years.
• 1:57:16
  Well, yeah, he's the people that can actually
• 1:57:18
  afford it. I do this every day and it's been
• 1:57:21
  about... How many years since I've been eating
• 1:57:23
  Chipotle since 2013, 14. So about 10. I wonder
• 1:57:27
  how he doesn't poop during the games. I'll make
• 1:57:31
  him poop. Years. Still been on a heavy to this
• 1:57:34
  day. Yeah. Friends and family that teases me
• 1:57:37
  a little bit about it. It's too fire to not have
• 1:57:40
  it every. It gets a little old. If you have it
• 1:57:43
  like two or three times a week. And these Indiana
• 1:57:46
  Fever fans were kicked out for being racist.
• 1:57:48
  Mm -hmm. Bunch of freaking losers. Here's a guy
• 1:57:54
  saying that Angel Reese is a lying clown. Angel
• 1:57:58
  Reese is a stupid fucking bitch. Shut up, hag.
• 1:58:17
  What is this Twin Towers Bill bitch talking about?
• 1:58:25
  Bitch, you were born in 2002. We've had Bratz
• 1:58:28
  dolls, Barbie dolls that are black, all types
• 1:58:30
  of shit since the 60s. The fuck is you talking
• 1:58:32
  about? Nigga bitches just want to say shit for
• 1:58:34
  the sake of saying shit. Hell yeah. 8 -5 -6.
• 1:58:40
  49 Hoppy. A lot is right here. Here's Steven
• 1:58:44
  Jackson speaking on men playing genders to play
• 1:58:46
  sports. What are y 'all talking about, bro? Anybody
• 1:58:51
  who thinks... A man should play women's sports.
• 1:58:54
  A born man should play women's sports. You're
• 1:58:56
  an idiot. You are an idiot, bro. You are an idiot.
• 1:59:00
  I don't care who you are. You ain't got to talk
• 1:59:02
  to me. Just start your own lane. You can be mad
• 1:59:03
  at me. I don't talk to none of y 'all anyway.
• 1:59:05
  None of y 'all. I don't talk. You are an idiot.
• 1:59:07
  Yeah, you're a moron. Idiot. Anybody thinks a
• 1:59:11
  born man should be playing women's sports, you
• 1:59:12
  are an idiot. And you are an insecure person.
• 1:59:15
  I did. Okay? Nine out of ten times, that ain't
• 1:59:18
  nothing but a play. Because motherfuckers not
• 1:59:20
  good enough to play with men. You want to just
• 1:59:24
  say you're a woman and go play with women to
• 1:59:26
  try to dominate? That's whack. And you know what
• 1:59:28
  it is? It's mostly white men. All right. Yeah,
• 1:59:32
  you got to make it about racist scumbag. All
• 1:59:34
  right. We got 30 seconds left on this feed of
• 1:59:38
  Fresno. I got it. Whatever. Talk to you tomorrow,
• 2:00:02
  friends. All right. Let's get back on track.
• 2:00:06
  I like doing that. Let's see here. We got a lot
• 2:00:11
  of stuff and hoppies. Hoops. Eight, five, six,
• 2:00:15
  49 hoppies. So what I'm doing right now is there's
• 2:00:18
  going to be two feeds. There's going to be the
• 2:00:19
  actual episode with the Big Gay Radio Show. And
• 2:00:21
  then if you're just listening now, you can listen
• 2:00:23
  to both to give me listens and downloads. All
• 2:00:26
  seven of you. Now. But in 24 minutes, they will
• 2:00:29
  be calling in, so we're just doing a marathon.
• 2:00:31
  This is scary. This is an AI -generated parody
• 2:00:34
  of the WNBA commissioner. Listen to how real
• 2:00:37
  it sounds. I'd like to briefly address a couple
• 2:00:39
  of issues, starting with the flagrant two. When
• 2:00:42
  you look at the lips moving, it doesn't look
• 2:00:44
  real, but also most women get plastic surgery,
• 2:00:46
  so it'd be very hard to tell. Rejection of Dijon
• 2:00:48
  A. Carrington against Sophie Cunningham. Dijon
• 2:00:50
  Mustard. And subsequent social media posting
• 2:00:52
  in which Dijon called it white privilege. All
• 2:00:55
  right, I'm heading off. Let's see here. Here's
• 2:01:03
  Dave Portnoy saying the WNBA is more interesting
• 2:01:06
  than the NBA. The league is out of control. It's
• 2:01:10
  off the rails and I can't stop watching. I've
• 2:01:13
  been preaching now for years that this league
• 2:01:15
  is the most passionate. They hate each other.
• 2:01:18
  The infighting, the dating, the cultural, the
• 2:01:20
  politics. In a league in the NBA where people
• 2:01:24
  like LeBron's do pally pals with everybody and
• 2:01:27
  everyone's kumbaya, no one really cares. This
• 2:01:30
  league. They don't like each other. And it's
• 2:01:33
  pretty exciting to watch. But just, you can't
• 2:01:36
  eat your cake and eat it too. You can't have
• 2:01:38
  your players going in and saying white privilege.
• 2:01:42
  And by the way, she has a history. She got a
• 2:01:43
  drunk video out there, trashing white people,
• 2:01:46
  making fun of her cab driver. It wasn't even
• 2:01:48
  white. He was Arabic. So you can't have your
• 2:01:50
  cake and eat it too. If your players are going
• 2:01:52
  to act like jerks and be ignorant, don't complain
• 2:01:55
  to me. Don't cry to me, Jameel Hill, when the
• 2:01:58
  conservatives are the right. There you go. I
• 2:02:00
  like that. what do we got here? We'll talk about
• 2:02:02
  that girl in a second. Uh, Derek Fisher surrendered
• 2:02:04
  21 million for his daughter's medical care. So
• 2:02:07
  pretty much he didn't leave LA cause she needed
• 2:02:09
  to be at a hospital, but only made 14 million.
• 2:02:11
  So they kind of exaggerated that. Uh, Michael
• 2:02:14
  Porter Jr. Said he met, he ran into five of his
• 2:02:17
  exes at the white party. That thing with Michael
• 2:02:19
  Rubin, that creepy thing. Brandon Clark died
• 2:02:27
  of, uh, He played for the Memphis Grizzlies and
• 2:02:32
  he, let me see. He had heroin and cocaine in
• 2:02:38
  his body, which everybody was talking about.
• 2:02:40
  Oh, is it Kratom? Is it Kratom? No, it wasn't
• 2:02:43
  Kratom. It was heroin and other things. I never
• 2:02:47
  want to hear Kratom get brought into it again.
• 2:02:50
  All right. These people don't got to be douchebags.
• 2:02:57
  Let's see here. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Here is Byron
• 2:03:02
  Scott saying Kobe did request a trade from L
• 2:03:04
  .A. Jews. Here we go. I'm going to tell you straight
• 2:03:07
  up, and Jay can tell you this too. He never was
• 2:03:10
  going to leave the Lakers. Now, was he upset
• 2:03:13
  at the way everything was going? Yes. So he figured,
• 2:03:17
  let me put some pressure on their ass and demand
• 2:03:19
  a trade. I mean, we kind of all figured that.
• 2:03:26
  Klay Thompson was seen at a game with a mystery
• 2:03:28
  woman. So this Dijon Mustard woman, Dijon, whatever
• 2:03:35
  her name is, she was playing against Sophie Cunningham
• 2:03:39
  and was ejected after a flagrant two -foul. Right
• 2:03:43
  here. She plays for the Chicago Sky, and frankly,
• 2:03:55
  she's an absolute embarrassment to the Chicago
• 2:03:58
  Sky. And the Fever coach, Stephanie White, defended
• 2:04:03
  Dijon Mustard and said she's going to compete.
• 2:04:08
  No one's going to walk in for an easy layup.
• 2:04:11
  So she wasn't opposed to the hard foul. So first
• 2:04:13
  of all, you got her getting kicked out for the
• 2:04:16
  hard foul and then claiming it was because of
• 2:04:18
  white privilege. And then you got the coach.
• 2:04:21
  Not even defending her own person. This is why
• 2:04:24
  the WNBA is a joke. First of all, there are plenty
• 2:04:27
  of reasons why there is white privilege in the
• 2:04:29
  world. But getting kicked out because of a hard
• 2:04:32
  foul, when you claim white privilege on things
• 2:04:34
  that aren't white privilege, you make actual
• 2:04:37
  white privilege problems look like nothing. It's
• 2:04:40
  just like Angel Reese saying that those dolphins
• 2:04:41
  didn't exist when they did. See in the WNBA,
• 2:04:45
  Chicago Skyguard Carrington posting the phrase
• 2:04:49
  white privilege and tagging the Indiana Fever.
• 2:04:52
  This after she was ejected. She just looks like
• 2:04:55
  an annoying woman. Just very sassy, like she
• 2:05:00
  would never shut up. From the game for a flagrant
• 2:05:03
  foul on the Fever Sophie Cunningham, it went
• 2:05:05
  down like this. It's Cunningham up ahead of the
• 2:05:10
  field, ladies and gentlemen. Plus the foul. and
• 2:05:13
  then Cunningham gets into the face of D .J. McCarron.
• 2:05:16
  Oh yeah, it's totally white privilege. To me,
• 2:05:18
  white privilege would be if Sophie Cunningham
• 2:05:21
  did it to her and then didn't get ejected. Now
• 2:05:23
  you committing a flagrant two like a dirty, rotten
• 2:05:25
  moron. Right across the face, coming down, trying
• 2:05:29
  to prevent the layup. Oh my God, she went right
• 2:05:31
  across her face. You're just a dumb woman. You're
• 2:05:34
  just a moron. You're an embarrassment to Chicago.
• 2:05:37
  But that is just... You're so unlikable. I'm
• 2:05:40
  from Chicago and I'm rooting for the freaking
• 2:05:42
  Pacers. I mean the fever, whatever. All right,
• 2:05:47
  Brooke Taylor picks it up from Dallas. All right,
• 2:05:49
  we don't need to hear the Magda's opinion. I
• 2:05:51
  just need a new report. And here she is talking
• 2:05:53
  about it. She should be charged with assault
• 2:05:56
  for trying to take off my wig. Oh, geez. I don't
• 2:06:00
  even know if that's AI or not. At this point.
• 2:06:04
  The WNBA is just real life AI. If you want to
• 2:06:07
  look at basketball and go, gee, how can we ruin
• 2:06:09
  a league? You just look at Dijon Mustard. That's
• 2:06:12
  what I'm going to call this player. Because there's
• 2:06:14
  a video of her mocking an Arab taxi driver. So
• 2:06:17
  this woman is not innocent. She's not not racist.
• 2:06:20
  She's a dirty, rotten moron. I'm sorry. I know
• 2:06:23
  that's mean. But you just know that she's insufferable.
• 2:06:28
  You know she's the absolute worst. Everyone hates
• 2:06:31
  being around her. Everyone's kind of afraid to
• 2:06:33
  say it. You can't use the race card every single
• 2:06:38
  time, honey. It gets old. Not everything is racist.
• 2:06:42
  All right, here she is actually being racist.
• 2:06:44
  Oh, he turned his back on me. The scammer life
• 2:06:47
  is good. Did he ruin your birthday friend? I
• 2:06:50
  hope not. You're an annoying hag. Shut up. Y
• 2:06:56
  'all should have brought some in this sir's car.
• 2:07:02
  Where is he? You guys. Your wig looks way too
• 2:07:08
  long. It's unbelievable. You know when a girl
• 2:07:11
  looks hot because she's not bad looking and they
• 2:07:12
  have their wig but it's way too long and it's
• 2:07:14
  her. This stuff is crazy. And I had to really
• 2:07:18
  expose him in real time. Why? Because you're
• 2:07:22
  a stupid Gen Z brat. That's never the problem.
• 2:07:24
  I'm sure it's always the man. Because I don't
• 2:07:32
  know. Honestly, I don't know why white people
• 2:07:33
  think they can get away with trying to just like
• 2:07:36
  scare black people. Because I don't know. Honestly,
• 2:07:43
  I don't know why white people think. Why do we
• 2:07:45
  always have to make things about race? Aren't
• 2:07:47
  you exhausted? We are trying. Not everybody.
• 2:07:51
  I'm trying as a country to speak the truth. Obviously,
• 2:07:54
  you have dealt with racism in your life because
• 2:07:56
  you're African -American. It's unfair. But a
• 2:07:59
  taxi driver being rude, that's actually you being
• 2:08:01
  racist. Every time you talk bad about white people
• 2:08:08
  and assume something about white people, you're
• 2:08:10
  being racist against white people because you're
• 2:08:12
  a dumb woman. They can get away with trying to
• 2:08:14
  just like scare black people by saying, oh, I'm
• 2:08:18
  going to call the police. Yeah, I mean, I know
• 2:08:20
  you deal with racism. I totally get it. There's
• 2:08:23
  been times I've driven around with my black friends
• 2:08:25
  and I get pulled over and I drive around with
• 2:08:26
  the white people. They don't. I understand all
• 2:08:29
  of it. But not everything's white privilege.
• 2:08:33
  Okay, and we did nothing wrong. So that's fine.
• 2:08:35
  Go ahead and call the police. All right. God,
• 2:08:38
  imagine dating her, trying to kick her out of
• 2:08:40
  your house after having sex with her. That woman
• 2:08:42
  wouldn't leave and be like, bye, I've had enough
• 2:08:43
  of you. So here's Savannah James, the side chick
• 2:08:53
  of LeBron James. I'm kidding. It says, Italian
• 2:08:57
  saleswoman who denied her Hermes appointment
• 2:08:59
  was fired. What a brat. One time we went to Milan,
• 2:09:02
  they treated us like shit. They drove Coles down
• 2:09:03
  the road. You know, LeBron cried like a baby.
• 2:09:07
  Oh, they did? We had an appointment. I fired
• 2:09:10
  the lady. I said, we'll be back for you. I'll
• 2:09:11
  be right back. We had an appointment. I don't
• 2:09:14
  even hear these hags. Here's DJ Academics talking
• 2:09:17
  about Luka Doncic's baby mama. Luka and Anna
• 2:09:20
  Maria share custody of the two -year -old daughter
• 2:09:23
  and seven -month Olivia. And we're together for
• 2:09:26
  a decade. Luka's smart. I know he got best lawyers.
• 2:09:29
  I know what's going to happen. The $10 million
• 2:09:31
  for the kids are going to put in a trust fund.
• 2:09:33
  you don't have a baby mama like all right all
• 2:09:35
  right let's see him we got 15 minutes here all
• 2:09:39
  right They in the city's crazy moves. We got
• 2:09:59
  stories hotter than the floor of the grooves.
• 2:10:02
  Delivate new, we making it spin. All happy hour
• 2:10:05
  when the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's
• 2:10:08
  get in the mix. From safety to the world, we
• 2:10:10
  bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing
• 2:10:13
  the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the
• 2:10:16
  fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix.
• 2:10:19
  We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. Early
• 2:10:26
  voting continues through Sunday. Hours and locations
• 2:10:28
  will vary by county. All right, so Ken Welch
• 2:10:31
  voted for himself. Yippee -ki -yay. Whether you're
• 2:10:34
  taking your kid to school or you're just trying
• 2:10:36
  to drive to work or get some errands done, school
• 2:10:38
  speed zone cameras could cost you if you don't
• 2:10:41
  slow down. Oh, you don't say. $100. Oh, what's
• 2:10:44
  going on here? Edson song. All right, I don't
• 2:10:48
  need to hear DeSantis talk about air taxis when
• 2:10:50
  we don't have good infrastructure. And he claimed
• 2:10:53
  to not take down the trees, but he did. Shut
• 2:10:54
  up. It is the first day of school for kids in
• 2:10:57
  Manatee County. And district leaders say they
• 2:10:59
  are. All right, so they got record low teacher
• 2:11:01
  vacancies. Yeah, people need jobs. Tonight, our
• 2:11:10
  I -team exposes new information on a man who
• 2:11:12
  opened fire on Hillsborough County deputies last
• 2:11:15
  month. Yeah, and he died. Loser. What's going
• 2:11:21
  on here? Hillsborough County deputies say these
• 2:11:24
  two people, Joshua Reed -Apton and Amanda Martinez,
• 2:11:27
  are facing several drug and child neglect charges.
• 2:11:30
  The child neglect's not good, but they're showing
• 2:11:32
  the table a weed. Oh, my God. Save me some. I'm
• 2:11:35
  kidding. What's going on here? Happy Hot Topic!
• 2:11:41
  All right, Dennis, see you soon. Well, it's going
• 2:11:42
  to take a lot of money to bring the Tampa Bay
• 2:11:44
  Rays to Tampa. What a waste of everybody's time
• 2:11:48
  and taxpayer money. This team has all the money
• 2:11:51
  to pay for it themselves, but they don't want
• 2:11:54
  to do it. This team doesn't even want to be in
• 2:11:56
  the area. Yeah, we're still talking about it,
• 2:11:59
  and everybody in the media is whipped. Kiss my
• 2:12:04
  ass, you stupid rays. Except for grass, city
• 2:12:07
  council members have questioned if it is really
• 2:12:10
  the best use of our local money. You don't say.
• 2:12:13
  We had the worst hurricane in a century. But
• 2:12:15
  no, a baseball team that covered their roof with
• 2:12:18
  linen that they got at Joann's Fabrics. thing
• 2:12:20
  we're caring about the last two years kiss my
• 2:12:22
  ass the journey tampa metro and west hills think
• 2:12:25
  about all the money that would have been put
• 2:12:26
  into shore acres liberal reporter jada williams
• 2:12:29
  has been covering it all and tonight jade is
• 2:12:31
  breaking down what one council member says will
• 2:12:33
  change his vote from a yes to a no Councilman
• 2:12:39
  Bill Carlson says that he has a new idea. Now,
• 2:12:43
  Carlson is one of those council members who has
• 2:12:46
  been a little skeptical. You got to be skeptical.
• 2:12:49
  They're a professional team. They don't care
• 2:12:50
  about you. They're a business. About the plan
• 2:12:53
  from the Rays, but he believes that this one
• 2:12:55
  could do the trick. I just don't know why I don't
• 2:12:58
  think it's going to happen. I know I haven't
• 2:13:00
  had inside info the last three years since not
• 2:13:02
  working at Terrible Sports Radio, but... They
• 2:13:05
  just never had a deal in Tampa and all of a sudden
• 2:13:07
  now everything's dandy. If it happens, I'm wrong.
• 2:13:10
  But I'm just telling you there's something a
• 2:13:11
  little sketchy. What will it take for Tampa to
• 2:13:14
  become the home of the Tampa Bay Rays? If there's
• 2:13:16
  a way to create a win -win where we can fund
• 2:13:18
  the things we need to fund, then I could be in
• 2:13:21
  favor of something. I like this guy sticking
• 2:13:23
  up for the everyday man against these scumbags.
• 2:13:28
  I like that douchebag Ken Bavy, that pretty boy
• 2:13:31
  douche. Councilman Bill Carlson says for him,
• 2:13:34
  it's all about the needs of the community. The
• 2:13:35
  biggest need we have right now is deferred maintenance.
• 2:13:38
  There's no money for roads and sidewalks. Exactly.
• 2:13:42
  Thank you. Those are the things that actually
• 2:13:45
  matter. Not a baseball team. They could literally
• 2:13:49
  do a Klarna payment or a PayPal paying for payment.
• 2:13:52
  Parks. And so we need to figure out where we're
• 2:13:54
  going to find that money from. Yeah, that's the
• 2:13:57
  problem. We're running out of money as a country.
• 2:13:59
  The current MLU, the city would foot $80 million
• 2:14:01
  from the community investment tax and $100 million
• 2:14:04
  from the Drew Park community. What a waste of
• 2:14:07
  money and time. All for a team that will lose
• 2:14:10
  in the wild card playoffs. Good. Freaking job.
• 2:14:16
  You morons. A good job. We're all proud of you.
• 2:14:21
  Not really. All right. Usually we end with Cleveland
• 2:14:26
  News, but we're ending with the big gay radio
• 2:14:28
  show, so it's time for Cleveland News. We'll
• 2:15:06
  be right back. We'll be right back. Time now,
• 2:15:19
  9 .04, and Governor Mike DeWine is now weighing
• 2:15:22
  in on the legal fight between mega gas station
• 2:15:25
  Buc -ee's and a small Ohio mini -mart. I'm very
• 2:15:29
  curious, because I have not listened to this
• 2:15:30
  yet. I'm very curious what Mike DeWine says.
• 2:15:33
  Bucky's is suing Beavers Mini Mart in Beaver
• 2:15:37
  Creek, which is near Dayton, claiming that its
• 2:15:40
  Beaver logo violates its trademark. Yeah, because
• 2:15:43
  Bucky's totally created the logo, not God or
• 2:15:46
  the universe creating, you know, Beavers. Bucky's
• 2:15:49
  tells our sister station in Columbus it tried
• 2:15:51
  for months to resolve the dispute before filing
• 2:15:54
  a federal lawsuit. The company claims the Beaver
• 2:15:59
  Creek store, well, their store name, mascot,
• 2:16:03
  and branding are too similar to its trademarks.
• 2:16:06
  But here's the thing. Are they making brisket
• 2:16:08
  inside or just selling Mountain Dew? But Governor
• 2:16:11
  DeWine says the fight could sour Ohioans' opinions
• 2:16:15
  on Buc -ee's, which opened its first. That's
• 2:16:19
  a very good point. I don't know why they're going
• 2:16:21
  against when it's opening up in Mansfield. Again,
• 2:16:24
  I feel like Buc -ee's is like white trash, Wawa
• 2:16:27
  meets Walmart, just a bunch of mutants. Ohio
• 2:16:29
  location earlier this year. Working on bursting
• 2:16:33
  that bubble when they sue some little store.
• 2:16:39
  You know how awful Buc -ee's is? They got me
• 2:16:41
  agreeing with Mike DeWine. That's in Beaver Creek,
• 2:16:44
  Ohio. Yeah, I agree. To be surprised that...
• 2:16:49
  All right, there you go. We don't even hear more
• 2:16:51
  of Mike DeWine. But yeah, the little man, of
• 2:16:53
  course, gets screwed again. Like always, isn't
• 2:16:56
  it great? Isn't it wonderful? Not at all. A time
• 2:17:00
  for Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem News.
• 2:17:16
  From Winston -Salem, I'm talking clean Spirulina
• 2:17:20
  breeze in my daily routine Got the draw when
• 2:17:23
  I roll through the lines Slow with the words,
• 2:17:26
  but the thought still shines. Rhyme hoppin' on
• 2:17:29
  the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play.
• 2:17:32
  Say what he mean, let the truth come through.
• 2:17:35
  If he hit the room, then he hit the room. He
• 2:17:38
  don't bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If
• 2:17:44
  it's on his mind, you hear it live. Went and
• 2:17:50
  sell him news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.
• 2:17:53
  Tell the truth. right now that's good charles
• 2:18:01
  well even the smallest amount of fentanyl can
• 2:18:04
  be deadly man you're done same that's why we
• 2:18:06
  that's why i don't know i said we don't incriminate
• 2:18:09
  myself that's why no one does coke anymore Thank
• 2:18:13
  you, Jay. The convictions of the Winston -Salem
• 2:18:15
  Five have been overturned, but two of the men
• 2:18:17
  are still behind bars. Yeah, these are the people
• 2:18:19
  that killed Chris Paul's grandfather. So his
• 2:18:22
  grandfather died, and then he scored as many
• 2:18:25
  points as his grandpa's age and then missed a
• 2:18:27
  free throw and then walked off the court. And
• 2:18:29
  that was actually the high school that my Nana
• 2:18:31
  went to. And these scumbags are getting released?
• 2:18:34
  Mm -hmm, potentially. They deserve life in prison.
• 2:18:38
  They're scumbags. Love you, Chris Paul, even
• 2:18:40
  though you're kind of a douche. The case centers
• 2:18:42
  on the murder of Nathaniel Jones, the grandfather
• 2:18:44
  of retired NBA star Chris Paul. Golf Investigates
• 2:18:48
  Joshua Davis explains what's keeping them in
• 2:18:51
  prison and why tomorrow could be a pivotal day
• 2:18:54
  in all of this. He is in our newsroom for us
• 2:18:55
  tonight. Joshua, why tomorrow so important? Well,
• 2:18:59
  Kenny, brothers Rashawn Banner and Nathaniel
• 2:19:00
  Cawthon were just 14 and 15 when they were...
• 2:19:03
  Oh, so we're going to do this thing where we
• 2:19:06
  say because they were 14, they knew what they
• 2:19:08
  were doing when they pulled the trigger and they
• 2:19:11
  took the life of a 62 -year -old man who's very...
• 2:19:14
  He could have been 84 right now. He could have
• 2:19:16
  been still alive, okay? I don't want to hear
• 2:19:19
  the, oh, they were teen. They knew what they
• 2:19:20
  were doing. Arrested along with three other teens
• 2:19:23
  nearly 24 years ago. Banner and Cawthon were
• 2:19:26
  sentenced to life for first degree murder. The
• 2:19:28
  other three served their sentences and were released.
• 2:19:31
  Why? They all deserve the rot. Honestly, they
• 2:19:35
  deserve the death penalty. Eye for an eye. Despite
• 2:19:41
  their convictions being overturned, the brothers
• 2:19:43
  are still in prison. I've been digging into why
• 2:19:46
  and what happens next. We're fighting for the
• 2:19:49
  truth to be seen by everybody. Last August, Judge
• 2:19:52
  Robert Brody overturned Rayshawn Banner and Nathaniel
• 2:19:55
  Cawthon's convictions. But before they could
• 2:19:57
  walk free, the state appealed. Rayshawn and Nathaniel
• 2:20:00
  have been in prison for a year since that order
• 2:20:02
  came down. Tuesday, their case goes before the
• 2:20:05
  North Carolina Court of Appeals. And all the
• 2:20:08
  things you could be working on is a waste of
• 2:20:10
  time. Christine Mumma's team has represented
• 2:20:12
  the brothers since 2020. Most of our arguments
• 2:20:15
  are... really about answering questions for the
• 2:20:18
  judges, are really about answering questions
• 2:20:21
  for the judges. Yeah, ridiculous. What a waste
• 2:20:24
  of time. The state will go first, so we'll have
• 2:20:27
  an opportunity to respond to them, but I'm sure
• 2:20:30
  there will be a lot of questions from the bench.
• 2:20:32
  I would hope there's questions from the bench,
• 2:20:35
  like why are we wasting our time with this? Mm
• 2:20:38
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• 2:21:09
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  a lot of times on radio shows, well, on my show,
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  they don't pick up, but the other ones, there's
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  actors. But we're going to have Esme Russell,
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  50 -year drag queen, and Chris Gorman from WMNF
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  on. Leave me one second. You're good, buddy.
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  Ryan, can you hear me? Yes. What's up, man? Cool.
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  Awesome. Perfect. Esme, can you hear everything?
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  I'm trying to. Hey, Esme, can you hear me? I
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  What's up, guys? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your
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  host, Ryan Hoppy, and on the phone line, very
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• 2:29:42
  queen, performer, and great award -winning radio
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  host, and also... The host of the Big Gay Radio
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  Show is Chris Gorman, and they are both on Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. This is where the Big Gay
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  Radio Show mixes with Hoppy Hour. And we're here
• 2:29:57
  to defend trans rights and everything LGBTQ+.
• 2:30:01
  What's up, guys? Hello. It's great to be here.
• 2:30:05
  So... describe to me so i talked about it last
• 2:30:08
  week i saw the news headline but what are they
• 2:30:11
  trying to do with uh drag shows right now because
• 2:30:13
  i'm the guy i have a lesbian aunt and also i
• 2:30:17
  always attract bisexual girls for some reason
• 2:30:19
  so i'm always um you know around the gay community
• 2:30:23
  and i've always been an ally and it just i'm
• 2:30:26
  getting to a point where i'm sick and tired of
• 2:30:28
  people discriminating against it so um do you
• 2:30:31
  know what's going on with that So Esme, as a
• 2:30:34
  drag performer, I think she would be able to
• 2:30:37
  explain a little bit more. But as far as I understand,
• 2:30:41
  it's not really that big of a change apart from
• 2:30:46
  that these individuals are not going to be able
• 2:30:50
  to perform in front of children. Obviously, it's
• 2:30:52
  not an outright blanket drag band, right, Esme?
• 2:30:55
  It's not a drag band, per se, though they're
• 2:30:58
  kind of making it. The law is written so... oddly
• 2:31:03
  that it's kind of like you don't really know
• 2:31:05
  how they're going to enforce it. But we know
• 2:31:08
  that they don't want entertainers such as myself
• 2:31:11
  to do anything sexually explicit or sexy in front
• 2:31:15
  of children. And listen, we don't want to anyway.
• 2:31:18
  Well, most of them weren't even doing it either.
• 2:31:20
  A lot of the time, most drag performances, especially
• 2:31:23
  when they came in front of children, were not
• 2:31:26
  risque. Esme actually performed at Hamburger
• 2:31:29
  Mary's for years. Oh, my goodness. She performed
• 2:31:32
  for children. That's where I think I've seen
• 2:31:35
  you, because 2016, after the Ybor Night Parade,
• 2:31:39
  I was with 1025 The Bond, and that was the best
• 2:31:42
  burger I ever had. It was a great time. Yeah,
• 2:31:45
  so I worked for Hamburger Mary's for nine years.
• 2:31:48
  Nice. So, yeah, it was great. I loved it. We
• 2:31:51
  had very strict rules at Hamburger Mary's. You
• 2:31:53
  know, I was the... show director and the hostess
• 2:31:56
  for the brunch show. I did work in the evening
• 2:31:58
  shows as well, but the brunch show, we had a
• 2:32:00
  lot of children that would come to see the shows
• 2:32:02
  with their families. Children never come alone.
• 2:32:04
  They always come with their parents. This idea
• 2:32:06
  that children are coming into Hamburger Mary's
• 2:32:07
  or any other clubs. By the way, you can't come
• 2:32:10
  into a regular club with children because there's
• 2:32:13
  alcohol. So if you're a drag queen that works
• 2:32:16
  in a bar, this is not going to affect you. This
• 2:32:19
  is just for showgirls that work in environments
• 2:32:21
  that have like brunches or daytime venues where
• 2:32:25
  children do come. So now they're policing parents.
• 2:32:28
  They're making a decision for parents because
• 2:32:30
  if a child is there watching the show, that was
• 2:32:32
  a parent's decision. The child didn't decide
• 2:32:35
  to go see the drag show. It was some mom and
• 2:32:38
  dad or some mom or some dad alone that said,
• 2:32:41
  you know what? Let's go see a drag show today.
• 2:32:44
  But our rules were very strict. We couldn't do
• 2:32:46
  any profanity on the microphone. We couldn't
• 2:32:49
  do any cleavage or breast showing of any type.
• 2:32:53
  We couldn't do any butt shots, you know, so no,
• 2:32:56
  you know, nothing, nothing that was, couldn't
• 2:32:58
  touch my private parts. Like I couldn't accidentally
• 2:33:01
  grab my boobs and shake them. I couldn't do that.
• 2:33:04
  I had to be very, very specifically careful because
• 2:33:07
  we were targeting a, what is a general, a G audience,
• 2:33:11
  right? G audience. So these laws are just there.
• 2:33:16
  I don't like to use the word transphobic. I try
• 2:33:19
  to say this all the time. These people, you know,
• 2:33:21
  the word phobic means to be afraid. It comes
• 2:33:23
  from phobos, the Greek word to be terrorized.
• 2:33:27
  They're not terrorized by drag queens. They're
• 2:33:30
  not homophobic either. They're not terrorized
• 2:33:32
  by gay people. They're just bad people. Do you
• 2:33:36
  think there's any chance that a lot of the...
• 2:33:41
  And I'm not even trying to get political, but
• 2:33:42
  do you feel like a lot of times the people that
• 2:33:44
  are so against gay rights and so against trans
• 2:33:47
  rights, I think not 100 % of the time, but I
• 2:33:51
  think a lot of times they're probably either
• 2:33:54
  by or in the closet. And I've always kind of
• 2:33:57
  felt like they might have a little bit of jealousy
• 2:33:59
  that people that are out and living their gay
• 2:34:03
  life are happy. Do you like that idea at all?
• 2:34:06
  Well, just look over at Lindsey Graham. The way
• 2:34:07
  that he went his entire life attacking gay people,
• 2:34:11
  but he was... He lived in the closet. He did,
• 2:34:15
  he lived... No, he lived in the closet. He said
• 2:34:17
  he did. I've just never heard that. That's amazing.
• 2:34:20
  You can be gayer than a bag of peanuts. And a
• 2:34:23
  thing, too. Yeah. Yeah, it's nothing gayer than
• 2:34:26
  a bag of penises. Peanuts, penises. Well, peanuts
• 2:34:29
  and penises, that's not a good word together
• 2:34:31
  because if your penis is a peanut, you're in
• 2:34:34
  trouble. I won't go there, but I'm just saying.
• 2:34:38
  But yeah, so yeah, there's a direct, I believe
• 2:34:42
  there is a direct correlation. between the word
• 2:34:45
  homophobia and homosexuality. What is it? I think
• 2:34:50
  they're brothers. I think they are. I think they
• 2:34:53
  are brothers. And I think when you realize, because
• 2:34:56
  I've met many straight men throughout my life
• 2:34:59
  who are unaffected by gay people being together.
• 2:35:03
  It's like, big deal, they're gay, so what? As
• 2:35:05
  long as it doesn't bother me, I'm good. As long
• 2:35:08
  as they don't approach me, I'm good. You know
• 2:35:10
  what I'm saying? So I get it. So this, listen,
• 2:35:13
  there's no, is this a PG show? Yeah, you can
• 2:35:16
  honestly, Esme, say whatever the fuck you want.
• 2:35:19
  Go ahead. Okay, so here's what I was going to
• 2:35:21
  say. They're not homophobic and they're not transphobic.
• 2:35:24
  They're just assholes. No, I'm being honest.
• 2:35:28
  I'm telling you, these people, I don't want any
• 2:35:31
  drag queens in the bathroom with my wife. Listen,
• 2:35:34
  I've been in the bathroom, in the ladies room
• 2:35:37
  with your wife since I was 14 years old. I'm
• 2:35:40
  65 years old now. Okay, do you know how many
• 2:35:43
  women I've seen in a restroom before in my life?
• 2:35:46
  At Disney, at theme parks, at restaurants, at
• 2:35:51
  the mall, at Walmart, at the grocery. Whenever
• 2:35:53
  I go to the restroom, there are women there.
• 2:35:55
  What am I supposed to do? I can't go to the men's
• 2:35:57
  room. So you're just going to have to accept
• 2:35:59
  it. And the reason it's never been a problem
• 2:36:01
  is because these people think they know. They
• 2:36:04
  don't know because I'm there. I've washed my
• 2:36:06
  hands next to another woman who's talking about,
• 2:36:09
  do you have an extra tampon? Well, no, actually,
• 2:36:11
  I don't. I don't. But, you know, that's what
• 2:36:15
  we're dealing with. We're dealing with people
• 2:36:17
  that are very ignorant about people like me.
• 2:36:19
  Very ignorant. And the thing, too, is like. I
• 2:36:24
  don't know. I just think a lot of times it's
• 2:36:26
  funny how people will sexualize drag shows and
• 2:36:29
  sexualize pride and then these same people, conservatives,
• 2:36:33
  a lot of times will be going to strip clubs or
• 2:36:36
  cheating on their wife or having sex with the
• 2:36:38
  intern. Um, you've got Lauren Bobert, uh, who's
• 2:36:43
  over here groping her, uh, groping a man in a
• 2:36:46
  theater. I'm married to not the man she's married
• 2:36:48
  to. And then her own son has been now arrested
• 2:36:52
  on child sexual exploitation. Unbelievable, dude.
• 2:36:56
  So it's, it's the pot calling the cuddle black.
• 2:36:59
  So listen, I talked about this in our show today
• 2:37:02
  on the air, on our live show. I said that, um,
• 2:37:04
  you know, whoopie Goldberg, um, Eddie Murphy,
• 2:37:07
  a lot of these comics. They have very filthy
• 2:37:10
  stand -up acts. There was another, there's other
• 2:37:13
  comics as well. Kevin Hart. Yes. A lot of them.
• 2:37:16
  If you go to their comedy, their comedy is really,
• 2:37:18
  there's a lot of profanity and a lot of sexual
• 2:37:21
  talk. And then they make movies for Disney. You
• 2:37:24
  can be two things at the same time. Thank you.
• 2:37:28
  You can do that. This is called, in my industry,
• 2:37:32
  it's called know your audience. If I see children
• 2:37:36
  in the crowd, Of course I'm not going to show
• 2:37:38
  my boobs. Of course not. What is wrong with you?
• 2:37:44
  I mean, seriously. I mean, if I do do it, I should
• 2:37:48
  be arrested. Yeah, exactly. There's children
• 2:37:50
  in the audience. If they book me at Disney and
• 2:37:53
  they say, we want you in this Disney production,
• 2:37:55
  of course I'm going to be as feminine and as
• 2:37:58
  classy as I can possibly be to fit into that
• 2:38:01
  standard. And, you know, Whoopi does it all the
• 2:38:04
  time. Whoopi and all... All of these comics that
• 2:38:07
  I'm talking about have what I call more provocative
• 2:38:11
  stand -up acts, but she's on the view every day.
• 2:38:17
  Whoopi cusses like a sailor in private. She never
• 2:38:21
  cusses on the view. Never cusses on the view.
• 2:38:24
  She knows her audience. She knows who's paying
• 2:38:27
  her. And this is the same thing with a drag queen.
• 2:38:30
  This idea that drag queens... cannot control
• 2:38:32
  themselves if they see children, it's totally
• 2:38:35
  manufactured. It's totally manufactured. I'll
• 2:38:39
  never forget. In seventh grade, my mom, we grew
• 2:38:43
  up Catholic, but now my mom's pro -LGBTQ+. It
• 2:38:47
  was a beautiful moment about two years ago. She
• 2:38:48
  said, love is love. But growing up, I had an
• 2:38:51
  aunt that was lesbian. And I asked her, my mom
• 2:38:55
  told me in seventh grade, thinking it was going
• 2:38:57
  to be a big reaction. And I've always just been
• 2:38:59
  like, okay. It's still in my hand. Like, I just
• 2:39:02
  don't understand. I think a lot of it's jealousy
• 2:39:05
  because they might be in the closet or they're
• 2:39:07
  just full on bullies. I've just never understood
• 2:39:09
  why anybody cares. As long as you're not hurting
• 2:39:13
  animals or kids, why anybody would care about
• 2:39:16
  if someone's gay? It's crazy to me. Well, you
• 2:39:18
  know, again, they're not homophobic. They're
• 2:39:21
  not transphobic. Phobic, again, is a phobia,
• 2:39:24
  means to be afraid. They're not afraid of us.
• 2:39:26
  They're just assholes. And I'm just being honest
• 2:39:28
  with you. They really are exactly that. And over
• 2:39:32
  the course of my life, I've met a lot of assholes,
• 2:39:34
  a lot of people that enjoy, even as a kid, they
• 2:39:38
  enjoyed making my life as difficult and as complicated
• 2:39:41
  as possible. And it's still going on. The only
• 2:39:44
  problem is that now I'm older and I don't give
• 2:39:45
  a shit. I don't care what people think anymore.
• 2:39:47
  You know, I'm on the radio every day talking
• 2:39:49
  about being trans. Once you talk about something
• 2:39:51
  and you put it out there, it just doesn't matter.
• 2:39:53
  You take the power away from it. I'm the same
• 2:39:55
  way with my bipolar and ADHD. Like I have moody,
• 2:39:59
  moody days and I'm open about it. And people
• 2:40:02
  are like, why do you talk about taking meds?
• 2:40:03
  I'm like, because then you have no power over
• 2:40:06
  me. So it's a little similar. You're taking the
• 2:40:09
  stigma away from it. Because a lot of people
• 2:40:11
  are like that. Chris and I are both ADHD. I know
• 2:40:19
  I have it really bad. I look at Chris for some
• 2:40:23
  days and he's literally moving all over the place.
• 2:40:26
  Like he's totally manic. And I do the same thing.
• 2:40:29
  I watch myself on video. We've been videoing
• 2:40:31
  our shows. And I watch myself. God, I move around
• 2:40:34
  a lot. I can't sit still. I touch my face. I
• 2:40:37
  touch my hair. I touch my chest. I'm like, oh
• 2:40:40
  my God. You know, I'm like moving and moving.
• 2:40:43
  It's part of it. We're just very wired up all
• 2:40:46
  the time. So when I'm not moving, everybody says,
• 2:40:48
  are you okay? Is something wrong? Because I'm
• 2:40:51
  very high energy, high strung. So, but yeah.
• 2:40:55
  It's not that big of a deal to be trans to me.
• 2:40:59
  I've been trans my whole life. You know, I was
• 2:41:02
  trans before. Everybody made it like really popular
• 2:41:05
  where now people talk about it. You know, when
• 2:41:07
  I came out as trans back in the 76, you know,
• 2:41:10
  I was just a kid and nobody talked about it.
• 2:41:13
  Nobody knew what it was. Nobody understood it.
• 2:41:15
  We didn't even have a name for it. Transgender
• 2:41:17
  is a modern word. Well, weren't you the first
• 2:41:19
  student to go to school as a trans individual
• 2:41:22
  in this area? Here in Hillsborough County, I
• 2:41:24
  was the first one. I love it. Yeah, and you know,
• 2:41:28
  it's really weird about it. Back in those days,
• 2:41:30
  they didn't know what to do with me. They didn't
• 2:41:31
  know what to send me to night school. What are
• 2:41:33
  we going to do with this person? You know, because
• 2:41:36
  I was so, I don't know if I was stupid or brave.
• 2:41:39
  I'm still not sure. Some days I think that was
• 2:41:42
  really stupid. Maybe both. Maybe a little bit
• 2:41:47
  of both, right? I was so brave to just, but I
• 2:41:50
  knew this. I knew that I could not live my life,
• 2:41:54
  my whole life, pretending. something that i did
• 2:41:57
  not feel when did you realize i could not do
• 2:42:00
  that for uh both of for both of you chris when
• 2:42:03
  did you realize you were gay and then esme when
• 2:42:05
  did you realize you were trans oh i i always
• 2:42:09
  thought that so i was told a lot when i was growing
• 2:42:12
  up that i had to like girls um like that's just
• 2:42:15
  the way that it is you like girls uh and but
• 2:42:18
  the entire time that i was being told that i
• 2:42:20
  have to like girls i was looking at guys like
• 2:42:23
  that's that's That's pretty good. Girls are annoying,
• 2:42:27
  bro. Well, I distinctly remember, you know, making
• 2:42:34
  out with both girls and boys when I was like
• 2:42:37
  10, 11 years old. Yeah. You know, it was just
• 2:42:40
  the way that it was, just what felt right. And
• 2:42:44
  I'm curious. I don't think I've actually had
• 2:42:46
  this discussion with you, Esme. I want to know
• 2:42:49
  your answer on this one. So, you know, as a little
• 2:42:52
  kid, very little, four or five years old, I was
• 2:42:54
  obviously very effeminate. And so little boys,
• 2:42:58
  especially in a Cuban family, are not supposed
• 2:43:01
  to be effeminate. So I got told constantly, act
• 2:43:03
  like a boy. Don't embarrass us. Talk like a man.
• 2:43:06
  There's no talking like a man. This is just the
• 2:43:08
  way I sound. But it's really weird because I
• 2:43:12
  didn't really know that I was trans. I thought
• 2:43:15
  I was gay at one point, you know, like maybe
• 2:43:16
  like around seven or eight years old. I heard
• 2:43:19
  about gay people. So I thought, well, maybe that's
• 2:43:20
  what I'm I'm gay, whatever that meant, because
• 2:43:22
  I didn't really understand the sexual part of
• 2:43:24
  it. I just knew I liked boys, but I didn't know
• 2:43:26
  about the sex. I didn't know we were supposed
• 2:43:28
  to have sex. That came later, like after I grew
• 2:43:31
  up. But I think that I was probably around 12
• 2:43:34
  or 13 when I was I know this is going to sound
• 2:43:37
  crazy. I was watching. A Wonder Woman, and I
• 2:43:41
  remember telling my mom, I wish I looked like
• 2:43:43
  that. Oh, wow. What's crazy is that Linda Carter
• 2:43:47
  and I share very similar measurements. Mine were
• 2:43:52
  manufactured in a doctor's office, and hers are
• 2:43:55
  natural, but still, I'm very curvaceous, extremely
• 2:43:59
  so. So I think to myself, wow, I was really young
• 2:44:03
  that I wanted to be. And I remember the only
• 2:44:05
  drag queens I ever saw was Bugs Bunny. That was
• 2:44:09
  like the only drag like I saw Bugs Bunny getting
• 2:44:11
  dragged and I think maybe a boy can dress up
• 2:44:13
  like a girl You know so that it I started getting
• 2:44:16
  thinking about it, but by age 14 15 I was ready
• 2:44:19
  to go I was ready to put on women's clothes,
• 2:44:21
  and I did my dad told me not in this house, and
• 2:44:23
  I did it anyway nice I'm glad you're rebelled
• 2:44:26
  good job. I did I did I did it anyway my poor
• 2:44:29
  father You know my father was my biggest ally
• 2:44:31
  it took him about three months. He was right.
• 2:44:33
  He was ready to go He really, really supported
• 2:44:36
  me. God rest his soul in glory. He died at 100
• 2:44:38
  years old. Oh, nice. He loved me unconditionally
• 2:44:41
  and saw me and recognized me as his daughter.
• 2:44:44
  He really did. How do you think, no, so he was
• 2:44:48
  a great dad. What was your favorite memory of
• 2:44:50
  him? Oh, my God. Well, probably my favorite memory
• 2:44:54
  of him is he would take me to buy toys. Any toy
• 2:45:00
  that I wanted, he would take me to buy it. Nice.
• 2:45:02
  So I had a great collection of, vintage, I still
• 2:45:05
  do have a great collection of vintage toys that
• 2:45:08
  he bought me. I was a big toy kid. I really liked
• 2:45:11
  toys a lot. But I have great memories of my dad.
• 2:45:14
  My dad never beat me, never whooped me for being
• 2:45:16
  feminine. He just never did. My mom was a disciplinarian
• 2:45:20
  in the house. But back in those days, again,
• 2:45:24
  there was no trans representation whatsoever.
• 2:45:26
  There was no RuPaul drag race. My idea of a drag
• 2:45:30
  queen was Flip Wilson. Remember Flip Wilson's
• 2:45:32
  show? Yes. Back in the 70s. I've heard of it.
• 2:45:35
  Yeah, Flip Wilson was a big, you know, but it
• 2:45:38
  was all getting comedy. Drag was always comical.
• 2:45:41
  It was not serious. Like, what I do is very serious.
• 2:45:44
  When you see me on stage, I'm not funny at all.
• 2:45:46
  Yeah. You know, but, you know, back in those
• 2:45:48
  days, it was all comical. But it's just some
• 2:45:51
  boys just feel like girls for whatever fucking
• 2:45:55
  reason. I don't know why. And I can't stand when
• 2:45:59
  people ask me, why do you feel like that? I don't
• 2:46:01
  know. Yes, I got you. If I could explain it,
• 2:46:05
  if I could explain it, then I could define it
• 2:46:08
  and I could have avoided it. I avoided all the
• 2:46:12
  suffering and the things that I went through
• 2:46:15
  throughout the course of my life because I've
• 2:46:17
  lived this way. I would have done everything
• 2:46:20
  to avoid it. But it is what it is. I accepted.
• 2:46:24
  myself a long time ago. Yes, that's beautiful.
• 2:46:26
  I'm glad you were able to do that except who
• 2:46:28
  you are. How often do you guys get DMs from people
• 2:46:33
  either saying how happy you are or they are that
• 2:46:36
  you're representing the LGBTQ plus community
• 2:46:38
  or how often do you guys get advice from anybody
• 2:46:42
  in the DMs if you do? I'm the one who's usually
• 2:46:46
  in charge of all the social media stuff. I'm
• 2:46:49
  kind of the one who fields all that stuff. Honestly,
• 2:46:53
  it's a lot. It's a lot in both aspects. You get
• 2:46:57
  people who are really supportive and want to
• 2:46:59
  see you succeed. One of the biggest things was
• 2:47:02
  people telling us that they wanted to have cameras.
• 2:47:06
  That was one of the biggest unsolicited advice
• 2:47:08
  that we got the entirety of the time that we
• 2:47:10
  were on air. And now we do. But the main thing
• 2:47:13
  that happened in terms of the exact opposite
• 2:47:16
  way was when we were on the midnight to 3 a .m.
• 2:47:19
  show. And Esme, just being the amazing trans
• 2:47:23
  person that she is, had a very big fan. She would
• 2:47:27
  actually call about 80 times a show. Oh, wow.
• 2:47:30
  And she would say as much heinous stuff as possible
• 2:47:35
  to try and get under Esme's skin. Meanwhile,
• 2:47:38
  Esme, she's lived as a woman for 50 years. She's
• 2:47:40
  65 years old. You can't say anything to her that'll
• 2:47:44
  get her aggravated. I thought it was hilarious.
• 2:47:46
  Esme. She called me a woman skinner, whatever
• 2:47:49
  that means. I thought you were 45. You look amazing.
• 2:47:53
  Yeah, I'm 65. I just turned 65 this year. Damn,
• 2:47:56
  you look so good. I feel really good. And I'll
• 2:47:59
  tell you, I got the energy, man. I'm the energizer,
• 2:48:01
  buddy. I got a lot of energy. I literally wake
• 2:48:04
  up and I'm like ready to go. Like, you know,
• 2:48:06
  some people have to work themselves up. I'm like,
• 2:48:08
  no. But I'm just like my dad. So much like my
• 2:48:11
  dad. My dad was in his 80s and 90s and he had
• 2:48:13
  the energy of a 40 -year -old. He was like great.
• 2:48:16
  Yeah. I feel great. I feel really, really good.
• 2:48:20
  I've lost 23 pounds. I'm losing more, but I've
• 2:48:23
  lost 23 pounds, and that weight loss has really
• 2:48:25
  helped me a lot. Now, for everybody listening,
• 2:48:28
  go to cltampa .com and click on Best of the Bay
• 2:48:31
  and vote. What are all the nominations you guys
• 2:48:34
  have? Oh, well, we've got we've got a ton. I
• 2:48:38
  keep forgetting. So we've got luckily they actually
• 2:48:42
  WMNF asked us to do a video. So I actually have
• 2:48:44
  a list right here. So we're nominated under best
• 2:48:47
  radio show. Both myself and Esme are nominated
• 2:48:50
  under best radio personality. So you have to
• 2:48:52
  choose one under best TV host slash news person.
• 2:48:57
  The show is best under best morning TV show.
• 2:49:01
  as well as I got nominated for Best Community
• 2:49:04
  Organizer and Best Columnist. And our bingo,
• 2:49:07
  which helps support the show, WMNF's Big Gay
• 2:49:11
  Bingo was also nominated. Well, before I let
• 2:49:14
  you guys go, promote yourself, say what you got
• 2:49:17
  to say. You guys have the floor. Oh, well, Esme,
• 2:49:21
  I'm going to go ahead and take this moment to
• 2:49:23
  say how much I love you, Esme, and how grateful
• 2:49:28
  I am that I get to host a show alongside such
• 2:49:32
  an amazing person. And I will always highlight
• 2:49:34
  the fact that Esme Russell is truly a legend
• 2:49:38
  in this area. She's the first lady of Gabor,
• 2:49:41
  and she is just absolutely amazing. Yeah, thank
• 2:49:46
  you so much, Chris. I really appreciate that.
• 2:49:48
  We have a great working relationship here, and
• 2:49:50
  it's really good. We do fight. We do fight. A
• 2:49:54
  lot of times. Especially about topics, or I get
• 2:49:58
  distracted. But we have a good show. It's a good
• 2:50:03
  family environment. And then our rotating hosts
• 2:50:05
  are also very good. Brian, Joanna, Vin. And then
• 2:50:10
  we also have Claire. Claire. Sean Kelly. Behind
• 2:50:13
  the scenes. So, you know, we do have a really
• 2:50:16
  good team here of people that help us every week
• 2:50:19
  to keep the show running good. So we're very
• 2:50:22
  blessed. I'm very grateful for everybody. And,
• 2:50:24
  you know, the nominations are great, but it's
• 2:50:28
  really weird. I used to watch entertainers, like
• 2:50:31
  famous people would get nominated for Academy
• 2:50:34
  Awards, and they'd go, well, I was just making
• 2:50:35
  a movie. I wasn't really trying to win an Academy
• 2:50:37
  Award. And that's how I feel about this. I'm
• 2:50:40
  just doing my radio gig. You know what I'm saying?
• 2:50:42
  I'm not thinking, well, if I do, if I say this,
• 2:50:44
  I'll get, I'll get attention for it. You know,
• 2:50:47
  I was watching our video from last week and I'm
• 2:50:49
  laughing at how funny I am when I'm being serious.
• 2:50:53
  I'm just being serious. And it sounds funny when
• 2:50:56
  I, when I watched myself say it, I went, oh my
• 2:50:59
  God, that sounded so funny, but I wasn't being
• 2:51:01
  funny at the time. So, you know, we're just trying
• 2:51:03
  to do our thing and whatever happens, happens.
• 2:51:05
  And we're kind of piggybacking on, you know,
• 2:51:08
  why we do the show and talking on the previous
• 2:51:11
  topic. We used to also get letters from inmates
• 2:51:15
  all over the seven county area where we broadcasted.
• 2:51:20
  And they would they would tell how much they
• 2:51:22
  feel like they actually have a connection to
• 2:51:25
  the community. And that's why we do it. We don't
• 2:51:28
  do it for a piece of paper. We do it because
• 2:51:31
  it's needed. The conversations are needed. I
• 2:51:33
  really wanted to normalize trans people as best
• 2:51:36
  I could while I was on the air. That's always
• 2:51:38
  been my goal to just see that we're not hatched.
• 2:51:41
  You know that I'm not some weirdo out there,
• 2:51:43
  you know, trying to sneak into women's. But when
• 2:51:45
  I go in the bathroom, I'm going in there to pee.
• 2:51:46
  I don't care what your wife looks like. I really
• 2:51:48
  don't. You know, I'm just telling you, I'm not
• 2:51:51
  interested in none of that. You know, as I say,
• 2:51:53
  I say all the time in my stand up act in my show,
• 2:51:56
  I ain't had pussy since pussy had me. So, you
• 2:52:00
  know, there is no need. There's absolutely no
• 2:52:03
  need for you to worry about your wife or your
• 2:52:05
  girlfriend or your children or whatever. I'm
• 2:52:07
  not interested in. I'm not interested in none
• 2:52:09
  of that. I like men. Thank you for leaving the
• 2:52:14
  pussy for me. Thank you. I love it. So yeah,
• 2:52:19
  you know, I just, but I did want to normalize
• 2:52:22
  trans people as much as, you know, that we have
• 2:52:23
  families and we have brothers and sisters and
• 2:52:25
  we have struggles that, you know, we go to the
• 2:52:27
  grocery store. We, you know, I got to go to Walmart
• 2:52:29
  when I get out of here. I got to go to the bank.
• 2:52:30
  All the normal stuff everybody does. I'm doing
• 2:52:33
  the same thing. Trans people are not some weirdo
• 2:52:35
  trying to dress up. I'm not trying to act like
• 2:52:38
  anybody. If you walk up and ask me, are you transgender?
• 2:52:41
  Are you a guy? I'll go, yeah, I am. What? I'm
• 2:52:44
  not one of those people trying to hide it. I
• 2:52:47
  don't care that you know. It doesn't bother me
• 2:52:49
  at all. I'm not trying to keep it a secret. If
• 2:52:51
  I blend in, great. But if I don't, that's okay
• 2:52:54
  as well. At this stage in the game, I just don't
• 2:52:57
  care. I feel them. It doesn't matter to me. Well,
• 2:52:59
  that's why you guys are legends. You guys are
• 2:53:02
  the goats of the area, and it's been a lot of
• 2:53:04
  fun having you on the show. And if you ever need
• 2:53:07
  anything promoted on the show, let me know. I
• 2:53:10
  am a text away. We appreciate that. Thanks for
• 2:53:13
  the time. Awesome. Thank you so much for having
• 2:53:15
  us. Thank you, Esme. And thank you, Chris Gorman
• 2:53:18
  from the Big Gay Radio Show. Thank you, guys.
• 2:53:20
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• 2:53:25
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• 2:53:36
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• 2:53:43
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• 2:53:46
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• 2:53:51
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• 2:53:54
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• 2:53:58
  do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 2:54:02
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• 2:54:08
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• 2:54:14
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• 2:54:19
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• 2:54:22
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