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Look But Don’t Touch: Infinity War Spoilers Discussion · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  hey there listeners it's Matt I'm just popping in here at the start to warn you
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  about the spoilers that are about to follow we said we were going to talk
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  about Infinity War spoilers uh and we did and we kind of did it straight off
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  we said we were going to do it last week but then I was thinking uh maybe people
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  didn't listen last week or maybe you're a new listener uh so sorry about that if
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  you haven't seen Infinity War uh there is some other stuff this episode but
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  it's mostly us talking about Infinity War spoilers so if you haven't seen the
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  movie yet you should cuz it's awesome go see it uh and then listen to this
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  episode okay thanks bye welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy so hinda is
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  dead y hey we gave everyone plenty of warning we did we said get one week and
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  we also said we'd open this week's podcast with just rattling off a list of
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  those who died in Infinity War so there's one we're just going to drop
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  them we're just going to drop them in as we go along yeah drop them like
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  Spider-Man gun I'll say this Luke by by the way listeners if you if
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  you're concerned if you haven't seen Infinity War number one it's a great
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  film go and see it number two you should probably not listen there will be
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  spoilers in this episode they've already been two uming of the Galaxy is going to
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  suck Rockets left there's there's a Spider-Man coming out soon they're going
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  to start shooting it at the end of next month so I mean Spider-Man's dead it's
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  going to be a short movie no they've been they've really made a lot of effort
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  to uh to to hide the spoilers they filmed whole films or or done
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  pre-production on whole films that will no longer be made oh that's amazing what
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  a red herring black panther 2 n [ __ ]
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  dead no no way oh you like black panther bad
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  luck highest grossing film of [ __ ] all time was it it probably was no
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  probably every new film that does well is the highest grossing film of all time
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  now because films are costing more and more so not a good metric to use I
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  thought it was a little excessive in the after credit sequence when Kevin Fe was
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  just pissing all over those piles of comic books I thought that was
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  and then he when he lit himself on fire and he was like [ __ ] you all they're
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  dead they're dead
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  yeah yep yep that's just
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  me well this yeah I guess this is the infinity War spoiler episode what do you
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  think yeah but I think um just if we're talking about after credit sequences
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  where this is also the movie in which Samuel Jackson just just admitted that
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  he is always just Samuel L Jackson in every film yeah
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  mother that was pretty good all right so where do we want to start on this I can
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  tell you what I liked about it go on I liked the Guardians of the Galaxy scenes
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  I felt like the humor was not it it was pretty good wasn't quite the same I felt
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  like to maintain that kind of humor with as little context as you get when you're
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  only in a tenth of the movie yeah yeah and also completely different
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  directors so fair enough Drax still had the best line though which one though
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  I'll go you one better why is
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  Gamora yeah I also enjoyed uh no you are a dude this is a
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  man yeah I've been standing here for an hour this movie pretty much takes off
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  where Thor Ragnarok finishes well that's what it felt like anyway yeah yeah it's
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  pretty close to anyway and uh I mean they I'll tell you what one thing that I
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  thought was weird about like I'm like fine you know we don't need to belabor
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  the point is that they skimmed over the deaths of some pretty important
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  characters in The the [ __ ] entire planet from the first Guardians movie
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  has already been [ __ ] destroyed by Thanos yeah that's right but I think off
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  screen no they're gone they're gone mate and we saw that a couple no they're all
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  gone the [ __ ] Guardians they're also all gone it's like it's it's like Kevin
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  fig would just went look guys we can't get hung up on any one person's death or
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  this movie will be a very very long movie cuz the like the Nova they call
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  the Nova that's the whole point of the [ __ ] first yeah the first point of
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  the whole [ __ ] movie was to save them and then it's just like oh no we killed
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  them dead they're g off screen are gone so there's that oh you didn't like
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  them did you oh Glen Close
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  dead in the film yeah yeah we already
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  lost for all we know for all we know yeah and then yeah the as Guardians the
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  whole point of Thor Ragnarok although presumably not all of them well no what
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  I'm actually thinking was they'd already dropped everyone off at a planet to go
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  live and then they were just ducking out to pick up some space milk it's blue
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  milk yeah they needed some milk so they went out to pick some up at the local it
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  is only a matter of time yeah and they were like who should we who wants to
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  come get the milk and all the major characters went oh come
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  yeah yeah makes sense h no I understand why they did it because we don't need to
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  see it it's just I was just like oh all right he's already got the power Stone
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  fair enough I'll I'll just deal with it we're not starting at the beginning he's
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  got some already here's how he gets the last couple one thing I thought was a
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  little odd in relation to Thor Ragnarok was that the whole point of Ragnarok was
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  that Thor doesn't need the hammer the power is inside of him and then in this
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  no he need he needs a hammer he needs yeah he needs something yeah he has
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  literally he uses none of his powers yeah he doesn't use his powers at all
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  until he gets a new weapon and I was I was just like that's interesting did
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  they change Thor Ragnarok at some point and just like [ __ ] weapon does give
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  him a little bit more power it giv the ability used to by
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  Frost himself so he can just teleport around the Galaxy now right yeah fair
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  enough yeah that's pretty cool yeah he couldn't do that before I get you it was
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  now he has to fly around the little pod with a
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  rabbit oh that I kept laughing at that cuz it just kept going Thor just kept
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  calling Rocket Raccoon rabbit yeah and he's not even a raccoon rocket didn't even
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  complain cuz everyone was in love with Thor this is my friend a
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  tree what about the fact that Thor could understand Groot oh yeah yeah that's
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  funny I am Groot I am Steve
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  Rogers that's one thing that I guess the just they did a really good job of of
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  making the characters interact in like a Charming way cuz it could this could
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  have been a [ __ ] hot mess like yeah this could have been Suicide Squad
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  right yes and the fact that they spent so much time over the last [ __ ] how
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  many years has it been now 10 no yeah setting up all these characters
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  so we don't have to [ __ ] around and learn who they are just put them in the
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  room together and let them interact and yeah yeah nail nailed
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  it like this it wasn't Perfect film but
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  it wasn't a [ __ ] hot mess so
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  what I think uh made this film stand out
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  for me is that it had a villain who was
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  more interesting and relatable than any of the heroes and I think that's what
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  Marvel is doing very very well at the moment that no one else is uh game
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  enough to do you know well yeah yeah with Thanos you sort
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  of understand where he's coming from a a little bit yeah not to the scale he
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  worked but his whole see it I could see it I could see it like if he had a
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  planet and they didn't have enough resources to support themselves luk it's
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  called the planet Earth and we currently only have enough natural resources to
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  last about 10% of the population another 20 years so I say we go with thanos's
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  plan yeah we have a lottery mhm if you lose or if yeah if you win you get to
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  live if you lose you die and it's 5050
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  resources in the Galaxy yeah just make everything twice make it twice as big
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  with twice as many resources but nobody make the human
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  stomachs twice as small so that they don't have to eat as much nobody had a
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  counter point to his argument they were just all like n [ __ ] you like the
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  counter point to the argument is don't murder 50% of the people man yeah I know
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  but then you don't need to articulate it anymore than that well you do in a in a
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  when you've got somebody he's like he's like okay I had a planet this happened I
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  told them we had to kill half the people they didn't and I was right we ran out
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  of resources and now they're all [ __ ] dead right Matt when my grandpa went to
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  Germany to fight your grandpa he didn't have a Counterpoint all right he just
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  was stopping your grandpa from killing half the people all right fair enough
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  but guys yes I I lived oh
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  really oh so the podcast can continue yeah yes yeah that's the main thing yeah
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  just with less ing a little little bit less
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  sexist little bit watch those watch those midgets for me guys just just
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  watch them don't worry speaking don't let them out of your sight my
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  God I thought I was going to wet myself in the theat the frame the frame he came
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  on screen I was like oh my God that's
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  dinky and he's playing a giant a giant
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  [ __ ] genius I lost my [ __ ] when I saw
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  that because they brought Peter digl was in there MH and he was huge in it but
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  they didn't sort of superimpose his face or anything they just had him he was
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  just a really really really big dwarf
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  yeah y hilarious which I mean yeah it's
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  it's fantasy so whatever yeah but I just like I just they they they did that they
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  did it they made Peter Dinklage huge like yeah
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  I just can you imagine just I want to I wish I'd been there for the conversation
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  where someone was like can we make Peter Dinkley huge and then they were like
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  must be someone was like is that okay can we do that cuz there must have been
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  a conversation with he's either going to love that or he's going to be
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  horrifically offended yeah how nervous you think of what the person was who had
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  the call him to ask if he wanted to do that role yeah oh they just they want
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  you for the role of a dwarf and he's like yes makes sense yep yep I can do
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  that and they're like yeah and also you
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  are 12 foot tall yeah and he's like I
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  love it I love it yeah then you're going to stretch me to that
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  height oh no it'll be a it'll be a CGI CG oh well yeah okay I'm still in I'm
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  still in yeah it did take me a few seconds to work out it was actually him
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  walking around though I have felt it in
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  myON there's there's just not enough irony in Hollywood films you know what I
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  mean sure uh another surprise was Red Skull
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  showing up [ __ ] yeah and I was like because we thought he was dead how about
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  that how about that's the surprise but also because we had talked about
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  characters who who would not come back and you go weaving fck Adam Fu he was
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  yeah well it's not him but I didn't know that until afterwards oh it's not him no
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  they recast it because we just said because he touched all those people no I
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  think it's just he just cuz he said the other week we read the review and he was
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  like well I mean contractually they could call upon me to do uh some more
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  films but you know you don't really want an actor who doesn't want to be there to
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  be there so just leave it at that and I remember we read I read that and then he
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  showed up on the screen and I was you little [ __ ] yeah this goes so [ __ ]
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  deep yeah you [ __ ] lying prick and then h no but he didn't lie no they
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  recast him but that was a surprise but yet that was a shock now I want to go
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  back and watch the first Adventure again to see cuz I don't remember how he dies
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  he gets sucked into the T he touches something he shouldn't touch yeah much like in real
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  life he says you can see me touching myself I don't want to just there's been
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  a couple of times where we've accused well we've implied that somebody did
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  something and then I looked into it and it wasn't quite right so I just want to
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  make sure are we sure that Hugo weaving has done this no we're we're sure that
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  the Daily Telegraph published a story where a co-star of his came out and said
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  the guy's a creep he keeps touching me and Hugo went no I didn't which is
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  pretty much what everyone says just was a I mean the listeners aren't really
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  going to know cuz I cut this out but there was uh what's the guy from um from
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  Beetlejuice and Deadwood yeah Jeffrey Jones yeah yeah he
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  didn't he didn't he didn't he didn't do had child porn yeah
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  yeah but you said several times that he [ __ ] a bunch of kids on the show and
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  so I had to C that bit out because he oh okay right so cuz I was like I
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  like you know what I was listening to it back and I was like you know what if he
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  did it [ __ ] him like we can we can this in then I was like but I'm going to make
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  sure that he did [ __ ] a bunch of kids because that's
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  liess yeah fair enough fair enough I mean this can and this can stay in as
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  far as yeah this can stay look Jeffrey Jones look you can look but don't touch
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  I guess no you can't look this podcast that's the whole point can't look
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  looking bad as well oh you guys have [ __ ] confused me
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  now but Dan you can't say that he did touch when he didn't that's the that's
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  the that's the point all right he's not allowed to do either clear about did no
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  harm in that there you go there
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  is he just paid other people to touch them and video it so he could look
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  somehow that makes it better in your eyeses I don't know if that's true I
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  don't know if that's true that's still wrong I think he took
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  photos of of a boy I think okay how about we just never get away
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  from this yeah back to the family
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  friendly movie Infinity War so good it's
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  a lot of War yeah
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  um uh I thought the battle in wakanda was a little boring at the end yeah but
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  battles are it's so hard to do a battle it's really hard cuz a lot of times when
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  there's a battle happening story stops these days yeah man I turn off
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  Highlanders 30 minutes before the end and that's my favorite movie battles are
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  [ __ ] in movies somehow Game of Thrones has managed to do battles well uh and I
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  don't know how they do it huh I've not watched you guys have stopped watching
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  but the latest season of Game of Thrones had a couple of battles that I was
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  riveted riveted to the screen okay okay I thought like the the away team
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  fighting Thanos on Titan was cool that was like pretty
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  yeah it's just that the the big yeah and it was also a good way of having not
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  having literally dozens and dozens of characters all I mean they did anyway
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  but splitting up some of the main characters into two separate story lines
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  I think was it was a very smart way to do it yeah CU otherwise it's just it's
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  just a whole heap of Avengers only one of them talking at a time yeah yeah I
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  what one thing I did love W that away te cuz you had uh B the strange and Tony
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  Stark yes and two very alpha males yes
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  who's the most superhero works so well all okay so I thought the doctor strange
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  movie was just okay I thought it was pretty good but I didn't think it was as
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  good as a lot of the others but I thought Doctor Strange in this was
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  excellent I think he he did extremely well yeah he was fun as anything
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  yeah yeah I like the doctor strange movie but I can see what see I I I think
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  the thing I liked about the doctor strange movie I probably said this at
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  the time is that it's set up because Doctor Strange is weird like his power
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  is weird and you need kind of context for it otherwise it's like what the [ __ ]
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  is he doing now it's done so they can just get on with now he can just be a
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  wizard don't me front of the Wizards yeah I did like things cuz when they're
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  on the Planet Titan together so Stark strange and Spider-Man look strange is
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  sitting there trying to go through all the variations all the possible Futures
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  to see if they'll win and out of 14 million he found one yes and presumably
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  that's the one they're doing yes because he makes a note of saying that and then
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  when cuz strange has the time infinity stone doesn't he yes yeah the
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  time handing that over and going to Iron
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  Man that this is the only way mhm mhm so which was a great plot point
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  because everybody knew I'm doing air ques here everybody knew before this
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  movie started that Tony Stark was going to die that was pretty much a given and
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  so they faked that he was going to die and then he didn't just about everyone
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  else did I think I was the only person who was saying he's not going to die I
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  just yeah I had a feeling he wasn't because he doesn't want to pass up with
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  this gig he loves being Iron Man you think he'll stick around I know Chris he
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  want to be cuz he before he was Iron Man
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  he was a [ __ ] convict yes well you know what and listeners don't WR in I
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  know it's the eye of aoto I said it wrong just leave that you can just Loop
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  that back in if you want never mind I said we know Chris
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  Hemsworth wants out maybe they [ __ ] don't maybe none of them do and this
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  whole thing has just been like bullsh yeah maybe they've been
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  punkers they're all happy to come back oh man we've been punked yeah cuz why
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  wouldn't you be happy to come come back well the the the reason given is that oh
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  they want to move on and do new things but maybe they don't why would you want
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  to do new thing you can do new things anyway and get a billion dollars out of
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  uh yeah the Avengers you need to stop doing new things we don't care about
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  your new things just do the [ __ ] reprise the same [ __ ] over and over like
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  Harrison Ford we're happy with that speak hary piece can I just just quickly
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  seg gr for for a small second to just point out that Harrison Ford's next
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  movie is the secret life of pets too and he's he's doing the voice for it which
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  is the first time he's done voice acting here's the thing though like we've often
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  talked about how you know he has not got much time left on this Earth yeah um
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  because he's going to die not because there's some kind of space outing that
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  he's waiting to go than is coming yeah that's right and we're not threatening
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  him we're just say this is wonder which of the Star Wars characters died in thanos's
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  plan yeah because it is the I mean it's the same universe they are they're going
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  to time him in at some point absolutely they will the only thing that concerns
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  me or that that you know the only question mark for me is that um this is
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  supposed to be a long time ago so perhaps when we get to it now it's not
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  going to be the the characters we know no although they might just ignore
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  that any anyway Harrison Ford's coming back doing his old reprising roles to
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  kill off all these old characters so I don't know who he's killing off in uh
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  Hotel for Dogs too secret life of dogs secret life of pets [ __ ] it's just such
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  a Str 2 is uh is Rowan hinson's new film I made that
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  up is he still doing films Hotel Dogs ran ainson yeah he's been a hotel
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  manager in something that's the only reason he popped into my head
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  I could have gone with Tim Curry actually who's going to be at uh RH
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  Island ComiCon and I'm going to be sad when I see him cuz he's not looking good
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  these days no he's really no just caught up him he's doing
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  conventions I want to come back to Australia to go to Supernova because um
• 22:52
  Richard dfus is going to be there oh right really yes I'm Richard D I'm
• 22:58
  Richard drus not only is he a great actor but he is so elusive because half the time he
• 23:05
  wants to crawl under a rock and die yeah he's man passive yeah yeah although
• 23:11
  apparently according to the crew of Jaws he [ __ ] literally everyone on that
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  island you've been to that Island haven't you mat I'm not implying that he
• 23:22
  [ __ ] you I'm not imp playing the Richard drivers has [ __ ] you it's uh it's like
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  like an hour's drive from here so I could go there but I don't know if he's
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  around I got to check they have a web is Richard ders on the island.com and just
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  check before I go yeah nobody uh nobody steps out into the streets if he's
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  around there's got to be some of you I haven't [ __ ] they got two alarms the
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  shark alarm Rich D alarm sometimes they're the same
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  alarm yeah that's right yeah you're going to need just go back to ran ainson
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  yes go on he is still acting okay he's got a movie coming out this year Johnny
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  English strik [ __ ] sake that sounds like Rowan Atkinson has created some of
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  the most timeless characters in all of Comedy why
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  the English where's the Black Adam movie this is what I guess because yeah Ron
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  ainson is great was great sorry and now I'm like now he he's kind of a laughing
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  stock like back to what I said before we don't want your new stuff go back to
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  your Staples hey people speaking of people who used to be great and are now
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  laughing black oh man that would be so good they're doing new seasons of Red
• 24:39
  Dwarf why not black yeah they're milking Red Dwarf where would the New Black add
• 24:44
  be set cuz we had like medieval and then like Tudor Renaissance and then World
• 24:51
  War I at wardian era uh sorry Georgian era so where would the next one be I
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  reckon um you could do a World War I you go from one of the moviesbe the
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  Roman or you could do like a 1980s one
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  or something oh like yeah or early 90s
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  Operation Desert Storm comedy yeah with
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  black add and well I'm sure yeah oh actually I don't even know
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  if the British were involved in that they probably weren't uh fand's War then
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  set in the 80s the fand's war and B black out go invade the Faulkland yeah
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  do that don't do Johnny English don't do Johnny English did you have a present
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  day it's not too late take it out take it out just cancel the movie yeah yeah
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  it's a bit late they in post production doesn't matter it's not too late movies
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  have been canned in post production many times do you guys see I know we've
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  talked about this before about how Tom Holland is a [ __ ] walking
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  spoiler yeah so there's there's this clip here uh there's two two articles I put in one
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  of them is great it's it's you know they teamed him up with Benedict Cumberbatch
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  on the press for Infinity war and told cber batch well they're both British did
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  anyone else not know he was [ __ ] British uh I I feel like I did but I
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  forgot Tom Holland is not benedit com batch he's very obviously British even
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  when doing his American accent I am an American actor they got teamed up
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  together and and there's this like kind of Montage of all the times Benedict
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  cbch just [ __ ] cuts Tom Holland off cuz he's about to spoil
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  something like they ask him a question and he's like oh well and come's
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  like so that's great and then there's this other one too where he turned up uh
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  as a like there were guest the russos the you know the guys who directed
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  Infinity war did a a little greeting thing before a screening of Avengers of
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  infinity War this is before the film no one's seen the film yet in the audience
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  so they get up on stage and they've bite Tom Holland up and he comes up on stage
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  and he goes I'm
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  alive [ __ ] rard although that might
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  you I know he's funny that might not have been a spoiler no but getting up as
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  a joke well actually there's there's been a little bit of a craze online
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  about publishing spoilers for Infinity Wars out of context so maybe he was just jumping on
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  that bandwagon yeah there was another clip too actually I just remember this I
• 27:29
  didn't put it in here it was of um uh what's his name Hulk um Mark
• 27:36
  Ruff Mark Ruffalo and Don cheel doing press
• 27:40
  for one of the other films and they said something about some somebody dies in
• 27:46
  one of the other films something was like oh it's a bit of a down and Mark
• 27:49
  Ruffo goes wait till you see the next one and
• 27:53
  then goes whoa buddy whoa I think all of these old clips are
• 27:59
  going to start popping back up when people speaking of Don does anyone Miss
• 28:04
  Terren Howard who the guy who was in the first Iron Man yeah I rewatched Iron Man
• 28:11
  the other day uh because that's still one of my favorites man it's so good
• 28:15
  it's so good he's only Iron Man for like 15 minutes of that movie right at the
• 28:19
  end like yeah it's it's excellent it's an it's escalated so much since then
• 28:25
  like yeah man he's get into the suit
• 28:29
  here yeah that's right exactly but um
• 28:32
  war machine is played by um well not not
• 28:36
  war machine but uh his buddy what's his
• 28:40
  name yeah Corp his buddy yeah little black buddy is played by Terrence Howard
• 28:46
  who does a [ __ ] great job Black Pete is played
• 28:51
  by no but in all seriousness Terence Howard did a [ __ ] great job and I
• 28:57
  find that Don cheet does a so so job he wanted too much
• 29:00
  money apparently well yeah but do you know why he wanted too much money cuz he
• 29:05
  knew he was going to be a main character at some point cuz he was that cuz that
• 29:09
  was his deal so they made a deal with him that if he was in one if they were
• 29:13
  in a sequel he'd get double and if they were in a sequel to that he'd get double
• 29:16
  that again oh okay and then in the when they did the sequel they offered him the
• 29:21
  same pay as the first movie and he was like uh what about the thing you said
• 29:24
  about you giving me double for this and they're like why would you get double
• 29:28
  and he's like come on man and they're like we could was it also that um Robert
• 29:33
  Dany Jr had also gone I want more money as well so basically they took a little
• 29:37
  bit of money from everyone and gave it to Robbie Danny Jr so Terrence Howard
• 29:40
  went well [ __ ] you then and it was never ever in another movie again cuz I
• 29:45
  thought they've done with like a lot of the STS they sort of paid them off not a
• 29:49
  lot to start with and then increase it as the movies have gone on yeah I wonder
• 29:53
  what RDJ gets now I don't want to know it's Me
• 29:59
  siert Down syndrome Jr get
• 30:05
  paid for Infinity war and then you got according to
• 30:11
  according to the telegraph he's asking for 200 million for Avengers
• 30:17
  4 ah God damn that is the telegraph
• 30:22
  though that's so much money I don't know could that be right
• 30:28
  why does he even need that I get that you can't just be like you know I don't
• 30:32
  need the money anymore I'll work for free cuz that doesn't make sense but
• 30:36
  like the [ __ ] does he need that for $200 million what do you need $200 million
• 30:40
  for there a lot of hookers and blow well just to break it down um I'm
• 30:46
  looking at a breakdown of his earnings here from Richard III in 1995 where he was given
• 30:53
  $50,000 M um game six in 2005 where he was given $100 a day I don't know what
• 30:58
  that is um Iron Man he was paid 10 million right the first Iron Man that is
• 31:05
  um and the third Iron Man 50 million all he got paid a lot more for the first one
• 31:10
  than I thought he would yeah yeah but 200 million cannot be right can it that
• 31:15
  means that the movie's going to cost like a more than a billion dollars to
• 31:19
  make I think that's probably the way we're going now isn't it I
• 31:25
  mean Avengers has made a already it's been out 2 weeks made a
• 31:31
  billion dollar I think they're I think they but judging on that that okay they
• 31:36
  have got their money back and now we have to see what it makes
• 31:43
  yeah yeah but that's just box office the the the the licensing that come off of
• 31:49
  this yeah video games everything yeah they're rolling in
• 31:55
  it have you seen that's going that's um Tom
• 32:01
  Holland um in the Spider-Man suit well it's it's it's Tom Holland's ass in his
• 32:08
  Spider-Man suit and Brie lon's ass in her um is this a spoiler her Captain
• 32:14
  Marvel suit right I don't think that's a spoiler everyone knows right anyone who
• 32:17
  cares knows that she's Captain Marvel yeah um and everyone's just saying
• 32:22
  how Tom Holland's got such a better body than she does
• 32:28
  okay CU cuz he has this nice
• 32:32
  round firm Peach of an ass right right
• 32:36
  and you that guy from Beetle's blog you're Googling it now aren't you
• 32:42
  Tom his I'm Googling yeah versus Brie
• 32:46
  Lon is Bri Lon spelled like Brie the cheese yeah Brie Li Captain Marvel
• 32:52
  costume has fans freaking out I don't see this ah I saw it on Reddit I'll see
• 32:59
  if I can find it again and Link it to you guys I didn't think there was photos
• 33:02
  of her in the suit yet yeah there are there are if you if you Google Bri
• 33:07
  lson Captain Marvel yeah okay so there's one there's
• 33:12
  one picture where she's she's got a guy on the ground who's grabbing onto her
• 33:16
  wrist right and her back to
• 33:20
  camera and uh that's the picture of her that they've put against Tom Holland and
• 33:27
  his right Peach I think it also could have
• 33:32
  something to do with the suits yeah yeah it's a lot more
• 33:39
  flattering mhm did you guys see that uh that video going around of oldb Plaza um
• 33:45
  imitating Sarah Silverman no I don't like her I know but Luke loves her
• 33:51
  really yeah I do yeah okay I love everyone no but you love her especially
• 33:57
  you don't love [ __ ] what's her name Kristen Stewart oh that's true he
• 34:00
  doesn't love her no no I do not all right not everyone who was it who else
• 34:06
  was it that we discovered Luke hated as much as Christian Stewart um I think it
• 34:11
  was a guy I think there's a guy that he hates the listeners will tell us yeah
• 34:17
  listeners have to write and remind me the listeners pay more attention to our
• 34:20
  uh conversations and we do that's for sure everyone pays more attention to
• 34:24
  conversations than what I do oh I'm gonna give the contact details and I'm
• 34:28
  going to tell you one other thing I didn't like about Infinity War as that
• 34:32
  for like a what do you call that you call that uh foreshadowing Wii yeah
• 34:37
  whatever uh podcast at multip nasm.com M nasm on Twitter multip nasm on Facebook
• 34:42
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• 34:45
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• 34:55
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• 35:00
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• 35:16
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• 35:20
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• 35:42
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• 35:47
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• 35:52
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• 35:56
  month tier you get the the the patreon feed which you get the episodes early
• 36:01
  and you also get a bunch of extra [ __ ] um and then for $10 a month you will get
• 36:07
  the uh the Afterparty which is a a bonus show that we're going to
• 36:12
  do extra 105 minutes the uh multiple
• 36:15
  nerdgasm up late yes where we talk about
• 36:20
  probably the same [ __ ] yeah we do have some dick news coming up later in the
• 36:24
  episode so stay tuned for that yeah multiple multip nasm.com yeah
• 36:29
  go to multip nasm.com you can get to from there it all happens there yeah and
• 36:33
  then you can get to the patreon and all that so but yeah check it out yeah it's
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  different so if you're a current Patron just go have a look and just make sure
• 36:40
  you're happy with everything um or adjust your pledges so that you you
• 36:46
  would like the way you want them uh the other thing I didn't like
• 36:50
  was I didn't like I didn't buy starlord punching Thanos and [ __ ] everything
• 36:56
  up I buy it I know I understand why they had to
• 37:02
  do that but I didn't I didn't buy it I felt that was a bit of a
• 37:08
  stretch yeah starlord while he's Reckless he's also so what was happening
• 37:13
  was they just about had The Infinity Gauntlet off yeah Thanos but then stord
• 37:18
  got upset and attacked him yeah and brought him back to Consciousness pretty
• 37:22
  much to defend himself and yeah starlord he's yeah while he's Reckless does very
• 37:28
  impulsive I don't see him doing that well you did see him doing that yeah
• 37:33
  yeah obviously they but they have decided he he would do that I just yeah
• 37:37
  I just didn't I didn't buy it it didn't quite but he was upset because he just
• 37:43
  heard about gor's death of course yeah yeah the other thing too is actually a
• 37:46
  lot of their relationship seemingly their relationship progressed off screen
• 37:50
  quite a bit it seems from Guardians 2 cuz at Guardians 2 was this unspoken
• 37:56
  thing and then now in this she's like I love you more than anything so it's like
• 38:00
  yeah we should have known she was going to die the second they said that right
• 38:03
  yeah that's right and then they so but then they they teased that because that
• 38:06
  she was like oh you know just [ __ ] kill me if he if he's going to get me
• 38:09
  and he's like all right but then he didn't we tried and he see I've spoken
• 38:15
  to some other people about this and cuz there people are trying to tell me that
• 38:18
  gamor is a character that they believe will stay dead and to me I don't
• 38:22
  actually even think she was killed she's in the Soul Stone yeah she cuz all it was is when
• 38:28
  Thanos was trying to get the Soul Stone he had to trade something he loved M for
• 38:33
  the stone so while it did look like he pushed her off a cliff I don't think
• 38:37
  it's he actually killed her I think is just a straight trade yeah could be
• 38:43
  could be yeah cuz [ __ ] Red Skulls
• 38:46
  there yeah yeah yeah and uh he you know
• 38:51
  when he did the the snap to to kill everybody when he snapped his fingers
• 38:56
  there was a sequence where he was talking to the the the child gamor child
• 39:01
  gor in a yellow place which was presumably inside the Soul Stone yeah so
• 39:06
  I I kind of agree with you there I think I think they could bring her back I
• 39:10
  don't know if they will but they probably could they have an out oh they
• 39:14
  they have to cuz I think I don't think you can make Guardians three without
• 39:20
  her otherwise it's just going to be startled around I could have some faith
• 39:27
  Luke I can do anything he sets his mind to
• 39:30
  yeah I mean call me James right I don't think James gun would make it without
• 39:37
  her fine we don't know if James G even survived
• 39:42
  Thanos I mean have you heard from him since the movie came out no no to be
• 39:47
  fair he doesn't contact me that often but although I do follow him on
• 39:52
  Instagram and I've seen no new photos I could ask Lloyd calman If he if he knows
• 39:57
  please do please ask Lloyd calman if James hey are you on Twitter still Matt
• 40:03
  uh yeah please tweet at Lloyd calman and ask him if James gun survived the Thanos
• 40:10
  cull I wonder if Lloyd calman would even know what the [ __ ] I was talking about
• 40:15
  doesn't matter maybe he would say maybe he would ask uh James anyway maybe maybe
• 40:22
  oh we rewatched the first Guardians uh the other night and saw him [ __ ]
• 40:28
  great movie go on yeah yeah because Lou kathan's in the prison there he's one of
• 40:32
  the inmates in the prison oh is he I don't even think I
• 40:37
  knew that did I know that yeah I mean you know he doesn't do a whole lot but
• 40:41
  you can see him there yeah that's fantastic ah good on you on you for
• 40:45
  getting him in there guys I've just tagged you both in um in a picture on
• 40:49
  Instagram so rather than have this be completely out of context the whole
• 40:53
  episode just have a look that ripe
• 40:58
  Peach yep I honestly think it's the suit I don't know man if you're groping
• 41:03
  around in the dark you know know which one I'd go
• 41:08
  for both of them only [ __ ] one ass at the same time
• 41:14
  like unless you're that guy unless you're that guy from J with two dicks oh
• 41:19
  yeah what I never found out though were they side by side or stacked one on top
• 41:23
  of the other side by side I believe yeah see if you're gonna have two dicks I'd want them
• 41:30
  stacked yeah I think stacked would be better yeah you could uh yeah you could
• 41:35
  still make stuff happen one top the other
• 41:41
  yeah but yeah side by side no that's just going to be you going to have to
• 41:45
  one will get in the way yeah exactly although he did say one stays erect far
• 41:49
  longer than the other so I think you just have to quickly get one off so that
• 41:54
  it just hangs limp the rest of the time while you're focusing on your primary
• 41:58
  dick speaking of dicks do we want to switch into dick news I would final
• 42:03
  thought uh yeah all the people who disappeared to coming back except maybe
• 42:07
  Vision oh yeah L might be dead Vision might not yeah we'll see look Visions
• 42:13
  maybe that's my everyone else everyone who disappeared at the end of the movie
• 42:19
  when that click they're coming back my otherwise a lot of the movies coming out
• 42:25
  are going to be really [ __ ] be killed quite a few times and just
• 42:30
  wand back into the next movie so you know there's that too that's what I was
• 42:33
  going to say my biggest complaint with it is that because I I mean for for kids
• 42:37
  and people who don't you know understand that there are [ __ ] movies being
• 42:41
  pumped out every year maybe like a child is like oh my God I can't believe
• 42:44
  Spider-Man died but for me all I was thinking was saying that now I don't
• 42:49
  even know if any of the deaths are real so none of it really matters
• 42:54
  yeah but tell this don't be Tak taking children to see it cuz it is actually
• 42:58
  still mated yeah especially if you're Jeffrey Jones don't take children to see
• 43:02
  any movie like seriously keep your hands to
• 43:06
  yourself look but don't touch yeah no no
• 43:10
  we not saying that I think I recall at the start of this podcast you telling me
• 43:16
  all he did was look at child porn and that's fine I suddenly I was in trouble
• 43:22
  for roasting him you're adding that
• 43:28
  you're to say he looked but you're not allowed to say he touched if you don't
• 43:31
  know if he touched touch himself while
• 43:34
  he looked yeah we don't know that we
• 43:38
  [ __ ] know that mate we don't we don't it wasn't in the papers
• 43:45
  so allegedly yeah allegedly as long as you say allegedly it's fine no as long
• 43:51
  as you can't touch a boy while saying allegedly it's not fine just don't touch
• 43:56
  anybody all right Hugo weaving
• 44:00
  Jesus I couldn't even find the story on Hugo we're gonna get [ __ ]
• 44:06
  sued penises dick news all right bit of Dick news play the jingle
• 44:13
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• 44:18
  mdck bit of Dick news from over my neck of the woods this week not far from here that's
• 44:25
  going to tell us about your dick yeah my dick is not far from here um no
• 44:31
  up in uh Vietnam uh there's uh there's a man who has not been named in any of the
• 44:38
  articles that I could read um and they haven't disclosed his uh
• 44:44
  nationality but I would imagine he's a western orientated
• 44:48
  gentleman um has had to go to a Vietnam hospital and have a chopstick removed
• 44:54
  from his [ __ ] oh there's a photo specifically from his urethra there's a
• 45:00
  photo the chopck photo yeah photo of the Chopstick and of it's a blurred photo of
• 45:05
  them pulling it out of his dick yeah they say the Chopstick was wedged so far
• 45:10
  in that the end of it was actually over an inch from the
• 45:15
  opening my God so it's not like there was a little bit sticking
• 45:19
  out Jesus's friend did this for fun
• 45:23
  while they were drunk drunk Luke um is this something you would have I get very
• 45:28
  very very I was about to say I think Luke's probably been the most drunk out of all of
• 45:33
  us I would notice if one of you were trying to stick a Chop Stick into my
• 45:38
  penis and I would stop you also I think that if I was drunk and
• 45:45
  one of you started inserting a chopstick
• 45:48
  into my penis sure I would I would
• 45:52
  protest at a certain point before it got the entire length of the Chopstick so in
• 45:59
  you wouldn't protest Dan can I just see your dick for
• 46:02
  a second You' be like sure what's his and you're like I just want to check
• 46:08
  something I just compare it to this Chopstick old dick there you go get my
• 46:14
  old measuring Chopstick here and just going to I've noticed my dick is one
• 46:18
  inch longer than that Chopstick so that's good gives me plenty of room to play
• 46:23
  while erect I assume so that's the other point of this that the the the article
• 46:27
  doesn't mention well yeah we get I guess because like honest to God mate if your
• 46:32
  flaccid penis is longer than a chopstick then good luck to you sir I don't you
• 46:37
  know I'm going to call I'm going to say his friend did not do this is this a
• 46:41
  sexy or if he did he begged his friend to do it yes yeah apparently this as a
• 46:47
  se de se de sex sex act Christ I'm going to get
• 46:53
  [ __ ] remixed um this as a sex act is called sounding and you can actually buy
• 47:00
  specific long sticks of various lengths and breads to uh to train your
• 47:06
  urethra to uh to enjoy it
• 47:11
  okay yeah so I'm thinking what was happening was he was sounding by himself
• 47:16
  and then he just lost the end of it and it went in yeah bit too far and he could
• 47:21
  have get it out oh God podcast nasm.com uh if this you're into sounding
• 47:28
  if you're into it I'm not gonna be reviewing these just send Chopsticks
• 47:33
  your pic straight to [ __ ] 4 at Snapchat yeah have you ordered uh while
• 47:39
  I think of it oh the kamora yeah have you ordered the camora not yet I'm going
• 47:44
  to order it right now okay oh you settle on the camora did you cuz it was it was
• 47:48
  the hand solo you had your eye on it first that was the wrong pick what you
• 47:54
  can you can [ __ ] whatever you want Luke
• 47:59
  um I uh see I'm just looking and I don't know where you clean
• 48:04
  it some nerdy sex toys that we uh that we we're having Luke review you don't
• 48:09
  know how to clean it I presume it has reviewed sex toys for us in the past he
• 48:14
  reviewed the Super Eight not super eight [ __ ] JJ abrs
• 48:20
  themed what do they call that little ball with an eight on it eight ball that
• 48:25
  was the butt plug magic eight ball butt plug yeah and how was that Luke out of
• 48:31
  10 it's the quality isn't as good as I thought it was going to be like already
• 48:36
  the magic eight ball side of it the liquids there's not enough liquid in it
• 48:41
  right the only person that's been inside is mad you haven't been loving it up
• 48:46
  enough I'm I'm glad to hear that I am the only person that's been inside
• 48:49
  unless someone tested it the factory first in which case well you want things
• 48:54
  to be tested at the factory also I want to sorry I just realized we should I
• 48:57
  want to clarify that for the listeners because uh I Luke asked me to pose for a
• 49:03
  photo pretending to lick the butt plug and then he put it in my
• 49:07
  mouth I didn't ask you to put pretend to lick it you just went straight for the
• 49:12
  pretending to lick it's not how I remember it but all right fine I think
• 49:15
  if you're trying to justify why you licking Luke's butt plug is like somehow
• 49:21
  okay then you should just accept that you've made a life choice that you have
• 49:25
  to live with um I'm going to get this delivered to home and not work fair
• 49:31
  enough so you'd rather have Hannah question you than your boss
• 49:37
  yeah cuz Hannah will understand that this is for the podcast and just
• 49:43
  funny Luke what are you doing in there I'm just doing something for the podcast
• 49:47
  it's going to be funny yeah that that sounds me giggling yeah
• 49:53
  because of how funny it is
• 49:57
  oh de ask the eight baller [Laughter]
• 50:04
  question all right so you're ordering it right now so we can expect a review I don't
• 50:09
  know I don't know how the shipping is but within the next week or
• 50:19
  two I've ENT it's entered you s you you already ented it last name I didn't even
• 50:25
  know you had it impressive ah no I worked out what I did
• 50:31
  wrong hey you know how um Carrie fiser before she died came out
• 50:37
  in her book that she [ __ ] Harrison Ford yes y yeah and and you know how
• 50:43
  like Mark Hamill after that was like yeah we we had a little something too me
• 50:47
  and me and Carrie and everyone was like oh you [ __ ] her and he's like
• 50:52
  well no but we had a little something oh you kissed her well we shared a moment
• 50:57
  we we we held back but we knew we both wanted it um you got a handy do you know
• 51:02
  that George Lucas has made out with Carrie Fisher really really and there's
• 51:09
  uh there's proof of it yeah it's called Star
• 51:14
  Wars It's called what would you do to be in this movie uh no it's called hook
• 51:20
  little film by Steven Spielberg huh um wait the the
• 51:27
  with Robin Williams correct correct Steven Spiel didn't make two movies
• 51:31
  called hook I didn't know he did
• 51:34
  that okay Senor spielbergo yeah but uh there's a scene
• 51:41
  where [ __ ] Peter Pan or Tinker Bell or some George Lucas makes out with G
• 51:46
  fer yes is flying through the city of London and it pans up over two lovers
• 51:51
  making out on London Bridge or this might be Tower Bridge no it's London Bridge um
• 51:57
  and that's George Lucas and Carrie Fisher so uh in your [ __ ] face Mark
• 52:02
  Hamill you were the only one who didn't get a piece of that well he got a kiss
• 52:07
  in Empire Strokes back that's true that's true but that at that point she
• 52:12
  was I don't think it really counts when you have got that many people watching
• 52:15
  you and they're filming oh unless you asked them
• 52:19
  to look but don't touch no don't don't don't
• 52:25
  look uh touch touch touch but don't look no
• 52:31
  Dan you guys are inconsistent now what am I allowed to
• 52:38
  do make sure they're of consenting age and then make sure they consent and you're
• 52:43
  good that's the rules
• 52:47
  um snap it there are you sending as a snap of people patreon I need I need to
• 52:53
  start getting reimbursed for some of this stuff patreon.com multipl
• 52:59
  nerdgasm and uh and Luke will spend all of the patreon funds from now on on sex
• 53:05
  toys yep I spent $80 wow Cur was
• 53:10
  $80 oh 69 yeah it
• 53:16
  was it it was 84 okay so I've just Googled kamora so that I can have
• 53:21
  another look at this and I've um found
• 53:22
  out that Cur is actually a city in
• 53:28
  okay uh in Spain there's City in Spain called
• 53:34
  camora um so I'm going to have to narrow the search is it a dildo Luke what is it
• 53:40
  here we go no no it's a uh don't say oh wait I want Luke to say it again don't
• 53:46
  say it well a lot of people refer to was
• 53:50
  flashlights now yeah but back in the day
• 53:54
  they were pocket pusses what day before the flashlight came out camora
• 54:00
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• 54:04
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• 54:14
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• 54:27
  who writes the copy for this stuff okay everyone I'm not going to
• 54:33
  actually put my penis into you can't review it then yeah I don't understand
• 54:37
  are you going to tell us now that your review of the Super Eight anal plug didn't
• 54:44
  actually go inside you it's it's never been inside me I use it as a magic G
• 54:49
  ball can we call can we refer to it as JJ anals from now
• 54:54
  on just
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  sorry JJ love you [ __ ] I love JJ yeah
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  JJ's cool i' I'd buy a sex toy of JJ
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  Abrams I'm going to try and find one
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  now you uh I mean you've put in here down the bottom some things down and I
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  want to hear about them yeah yeah I'm
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  sure um yeah okay so
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  I so we've got a little a little segment on this show that crops up
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  [Music]
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  occasionally that's less so intelligible than I remember being but that's Dan's racial
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  fuxa yeah that's right of the week uh yeah because they happen quite
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  frequently this is not so much a racial faux par as a cultural faux par as a lot
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  of them are actually and a lot of my faas come down to the semantics of me
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  speaking to English speakers who don't necessarily have all of the
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  particular phrasings that we do have and we do have a lot of phrasing that until
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  you analyze it actually you realize they do sound a bit weird when you don't just
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  accept that that's what they are I mean I remember my colleagues faces the first
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  time I said that something scared the living [ __ ] out of me um because they
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  don't say that here right and so they just take it literally yeah right well try it try it
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  in the office um living
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  [ __ ] that is a weird phrase yeah yeah
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  um I uh I had a similar experience this week while um speaking to somebody um
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  from a third world country now listen Luke if I said to you if if you
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  told me if you if you told me that you going be able to come in work because um
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  you you were sick you had a cold and I said to you oh you poor think stay in
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  bed you you take that in a nice way
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  right yeah um when when you are when you
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  are a person who lives in a third world country and you are working for somebody
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  um and then you have to tell them via text message that you are sick and um
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  and they send you back a text message with the phrase stay in bed you poor
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  thing and you are a poor
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  thing right like it's fine if you had to said
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  that to me I would have y thanks and that would have been the
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  end of it Mr director sir I am sick
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  today and I replied stay in bed you poor
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  thing yes you you you little weak no
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  that's and what was their response they just wrote back poor thing question mark
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  and then the word wow wow
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  yeah yeah did did did you then explain
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  that just an expression yeah yep I did I did and in the end I guess they realized
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  oh okay sir if that's that's the way you
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  talk [ __ ] hell
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  yeah okay wow yeah so yeah that was my faux par of the
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  week Jesus I got a actually someone else I got a faux pass story that I heard
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  this week about somebody
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  else uh our friend Doug who Luke knows uh he he had quite a big Halloween party
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  every year for a long time with some friends of his and then one year uh his dad showed up
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  and do you guys know what a Hershey's Kiss is like you know what that is yeah I do
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  yeah it's a little candy wrapped in silver foil yeah but it's like it's like
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  a little it's it's kind of round it's got a pointy top Yeah his dad apparently
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  spent a week working on this costume and got really pissed off when people were
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  shocked when he showed up at the Halloween party as a white Hershey's kiss little ey
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  holes little with little eye holes cut in the in the costume oh my
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  God and everyone was like everyone was
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  like what the [ __ ] are you
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  doing wow yeah and he's got yeah the oh
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  God he was he was pissed off that everyone was being racist and thought
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  that that that he was RAC
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  wow well luk could have no problem with it that's right as long as he didn't
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  intend to hurt anybody I don't know I'd have to see the
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  outfit first right can we get a picture of it up on our social
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  media sure Richard Spencer costume and
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  do one of the voting things I can't believe I'm Clan
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  outfit oh you going to get visited by the [ __ ] CIA man who the [ __ ] wears
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  this [ __ ] no it's fine there are good people on both [Laughter]
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  sides wait what say what you want about Donald Trump but he will go down in
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  history as the man who brokered peace between North and South Korea think
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  about that yeah oh there's my theory go
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  on they just did a nuclear test things went a little wrong they've gone we've
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  all that sanctioned everything we can't keep this up let's make friends with
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  everyone get rid of these sanctions and then we'll try again in a few
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  years yeah get America to to withdraw
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  from South Korea you know unite them so that America takes away all its support
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  yeah that's definitely the going Theory the going theory was also that um
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  North Korea did in fact blow up the nuclear testing site which is why
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  they're now absolutely fine to shut it down just weeks after they said doesn't
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  exist anymore what was the quote there's this amazing quote and I want to know
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  who the speech writer for kimson is sorry Kim John un do you guys know what
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  I'm talking about when kimson said that he was going to bomb America and that
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  they had a ballistic missile that could reach Chicago should the US dare to show even
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  the slightest sign of attempt to remove our Supreme leadership we will strike a
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  merciless blow at the heart of the us with our powerful nuclear Hammer honed
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  and hardened over time who the [ __ ] writes these speeches
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  wow and where can I read the rest of their ebooks you know what I mean that
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  is beautiful writing we're lucky that
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  it's done no no no we're lucky it's not done what you talking about oh oh I see
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  the the the strike terrible if it was done Point [ __ ] Matt you never know
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  what side he's going to come down on do you either way I just hope it gets done
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  remix um this as a sex act is called
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  sounding this as a sex act is called
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  sounding yeah apparently this as a sex
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  sex sex sex act is called sounding and
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  you can actually buy specific long sticks various lengths and Bre and to uh
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  to train your urea you can actually buy specific long sticks various length and
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  Bre to train your urra to uh to enjoy it
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  SE this as a sex act is called
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  sounding this as a sex act is called
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  sounding yeah apparently this has
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  a is called [Music]
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  sounding that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the
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