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317: Sister Wives Rewind - Every Brown Revealed (S7 E8) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Now before we get into this scintillate it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be a scintillating recap. I do have to ask you, Beatrice,
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  Speaker 1: did you have any takeaways?
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  Speaker 3: My takeaway A two every one. I'm bored.
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  Speaker 2: Number two, Robin's backyard looks real nice. Yeah, I'm jealous
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 1: It's as if they sunk some money into it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now we have to do all of our
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  Speaker 2: like fake family gatherings and stuff in Robin's backyard.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's why we had to pay for it, because
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  Speaker 1: we want to shoot these scenes or in my backyard
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  Speaker 1: and enrich me in the process of doing so.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't she delightful?
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  Speaker 3: So delightful?
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  Speaker 1: My only takeaway is that I don't understand this particular episode. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why we're doing it. It felt like a
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  Speaker 1: very filler episode. My prediction is that this is going
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  Speaker 1: to be a short recap. Yes, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: we're going to talk about. The best thing that came
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  Speaker 1: out of this episode was Robin saying when she first
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  Speaker 1: saw Cody Brown, she just assumed he was an idiot.
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  Speaker 3: She assumed right, Yes, you were right the first time, Robin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you was chasing that money, weren't you. She
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  Speaker 1: was chasing that money.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she was, girl.
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  Speaker 1: And so, without further ado, let's get into today's recap
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  Speaker 1: of Sister Wise season seven, episode eight, entitled every Brown
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  Speaker 1: Revealed every single one.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone.
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  Speaker 1: When they say every Beatrice, they mean.
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  Speaker 3: It, every single one, as if we haven't seen them.
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  Speaker 3: I know, it's wild.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we start off the episode with the family planning
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  Speaker 2: to make like a little scrap book, because I guess
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  Speaker 2: they've made several scrap books previously, but Robin hasn't been
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  Speaker 2: included and she really wants to be included in this one.
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  Speaker 2: So they're making a family scrap book, which I guess
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  Speaker 2: is like cute or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Who's making Is this a show?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you call this a show?
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  Speaker 3: This is content, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So we're gonna do a scrap book, and then
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  Speaker 1: we are also going to have a garden party in
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  Speaker 1: Robin's enriched backyard, and we're going to have a slide
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  Speaker 1: show where we're going to go through some of the
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  Speaker 1: pictures from the scrap book and just remind ourselves of
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  Speaker 1: how far we've come and how this family has totally
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  Speaker 1: fallen off since Robin joined totally, and we'll have pictures
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  Speaker 1: to aid us.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, you know, I have a crazy family.
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  Speaker 2: We never did any of this kind of stuff. It's
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  Speaker 2: kind of cringey. I wonder if the kids felt like,
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  Speaker 2: why are we here? Why are we in the backyard?
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  Speaker 1: Probably why can't.
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  Speaker 2: I go get some frozen yogurt with my friends?
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  Speaker 1: Especially the older children. Yeah, you've been doing this for
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  Speaker 1: multiple seasons.
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  Speaker 3: And are fun of it. It's cringe, it is.
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  Speaker 2: And so we start off the slide show with like
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  Speaker 2: a montage of each of the three og wives, and
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  Speaker 2: then stories about how they met Cody, which we've heard
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  Speaker 2: a one.
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  Speaker 1: Million times, million times over and over it over again.
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  Speaker 1: And by this time, they also wrote their first book, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: being Sister Wives or whatever it was called. Then Christine
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  Speaker 1: wrote a book in twenty twenty five, and she rehashed
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  Speaker 1: all the same shit in that book. It's not like
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  Speaker 1: we don't know this information.
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  Speaker 3: It's wild.
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  Speaker 2: So Cody and Mary met first, they got married fast.
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  Speaker 2: Then Cody and Janelle got married because Janel's a home record.
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  Speaker 2: Then she had a bunch of kids, and then Christine
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  Speaker 2: and Cody met and he was repulsed by her, but
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  Speaker 2: at this point were pretending like he's still attracted to
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  Speaker 2: her and like he still loves her. They have like
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  Speaker 2: a little like discussion about Christine pressuring Cody because she
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  Speaker 2: was shamelessly flirting with him, and then he, I guess
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  Speaker 2: applied pressure too. We're supposed to believe that he was
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  Speaker 2: flirting with Christine.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Christine wants us to believe that Cody in some
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  Speaker 1: way pursued her. But Cody, even on the couch, is like,
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  Speaker 1: that's not how that happened. Apparently you fell in love
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  Speaker 1: with me and you got the lightning bolt in your pussy,
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  Speaker 1: and the next thing I know, we've got six children together.
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  Speaker 2: Yikes, big yikes. And then Janelle and Cody's relationship like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's very pragmatic, we're not romantic. We've heard that before.
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  Speaker 3: We have.
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  Speaker 1: What I found interesting here was there was like a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of the fudging of the timeline a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: When Janelle talks about getting her own lightning bolt in
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  Speaker 1: her pussy when she first saw Cody, he walked into
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  Speaker 1: a room. I just have to assume she was married
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  Speaker 1: to her first husband at that time. Yeah, because Mary
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  Speaker 1: said that she knew Janelle for a couple of years
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  Speaker 1: before she met or married Cody. Like it just is
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  Speaker 1: all it's model intersecting. But I just to have a
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  Speaker 1: feeling that Janelle was lusting for Cody. She would day
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  Speaker 1: with his feathered, blonde saw Mormon hair.
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  Speaker 2: She was though, because she wanted all of her kids
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  Speaker 2: to have Cody's build.
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  Speaker 3: That's right now we know.
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  Speaker 2: And then we discussed their double life when the OG
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  Speaker 2: three and Cody had to hide their love for one
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  Speaker 2: another and their little trailer in Wyoming, and they had
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  Speaker 2: to refer to Janelle and Christina's sisters, And I think
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  Speaker 2: Janelle's something like they probably thought we just slept around.
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  Speaker 1: Well because she repeatedly got pregnant and so did Christine,
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  Speaker 1: and so she just assumed that theirs assumed that she
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  Speaker 1: was a hope. Probably she's always pregnant. Who's knocking this
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  Speaker 1: lady up for she's hanging out with that Cody Brown though, isn't.
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  Speaker 2: She this single mom's having all these kids. And then
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  Speaker 2: we go into like a montage of every single child
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  Speaker 2: in the Brown family, we start off with Logan because
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  Speaker 2: he's the first born, and we show a montage of
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  Speaker 2: him being completely parentified as a teenager.
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  Speaker 1: Which Janelle kind of addresses. She does a little bit
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  Speaker 1: on the couch and she's like, you know, I kind
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  Speaker 1: of worry about Logan because he never really had an
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  Speaker 1: opportunity as a teenager to do fun things or even
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  Speaker 1: go outside because he's waking up an hour early before
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  Speaker 1: all the other kids, to get them up for breakfast,
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  Speaker 1: to cook them breakfast, to get them dressed, and get
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  Speaker 1: them out the door in Lehigh. By the time this
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  Speaker 1: young man has an opportunity to go to college, there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing you can do to keep him from running out
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  Speaker 1: of that house for real. And Janelle, you know that
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  Speaker 1: you parentified this kid. You don't know the term because
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  Speaker 1: you dumb, Yeah, but you know what you did is wrong.
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  Speaker 1: And then we go right into Aspen and Christine did
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  Speaker 1: the very same thing with Aspen most.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely, And we've heard Christine say throughout pretty much every
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  Speaker 2: season of Sister Wives, talking about how grateful she is
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  Speaker 2: for Aspen and Aspen's help and what is she gonna
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  Speaker 2: do when Aspen moves out of the house because she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have her second parent around. And it's just like
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  Speaker 2: crazy how these adults will try to delude.
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  Speaker 3: Themselves a little bit into thinking that like.
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  Speaker 2: This was normal behavior for the oldest children to enact.
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  Speaker 1: Like sure in their culture, in their polygamist culture, that
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  Speaker 1: it is typical that the older children are taking care
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  Speaker 1: of the younger children. But there's just something so fundamentally
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  Speaker 1: wrong about that that it just you would imagine that
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  Speaker 1: at some point, Janelle and Christine and even Cody, like
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  Speaker 1: you would ask yourself, is this the right thing to do?
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  Speaker 1: Is this fair to do to the kids? Obviously, because
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  Speaker 1: Janelle raised it, she thought it, but then she did
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  Speaker 1: it anyway, uh huh, which kind of just dovetails with
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  Speaker 1: a lot of the other revelations I'm coming to with Janelle,
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  Speaker 1: Like she did a lot of things that she probably
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't have done. Yep, not just with the family LLC
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  Speaker 1: and maybe even the other wives, but in particular with
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  Speaker 1: our children.
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  Speaker 2: Oh definitely, And like I can see all sides of it,
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  Speaker 2: where in big families, it's kind of like a natural
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  Speaker 2: thing that happens where like the eldest children end up
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  Speaker 2: just helping the parents out a bit but there's a
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  Speaker 2: fine line between helping out and like learning responsibility as
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  Speaker 2: an eldest kid and becoming an actual parent, And like
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  Speaker 2: Logan kind of addresses it a little bit, saying that
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  Speaker 2: he had to step up because Cody, his bitch ass father,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't around.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he was a traveling salesman, of course, selling salience
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  Speaker 1: and like books or something. Wasn't he selling bibles or
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  Speaker 1: books or comics or something.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he told them.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he told them.
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  Speaker 3: He probably was hoe and around.
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  Speaker 1: He was probably recruiting his next wife, totally courting Janelle
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  Speaker 1: while she was married to another man. I'm playing, but
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  Speaker 1: I mean kind of worked out that way just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. So poor Logan and poor Aspen, the parentified
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  Speaker 1: eldest children. Then we move on to Leon and we
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  Speaker 1: have another obligatory discussion about how Leon's Mary's only child,
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  Speaker 1: but Leon didn't feel like an only child because they
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  Speaker 1: had all these siblings, which is great.
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  Speaker 2: But we've heard it one million times. Then we go
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  Speaker 2: to Maddie and she has like a little speech about
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  Speaker 2: all the things that she got from each of the parents,
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  Speaker 2: like all the attributes. So she got her drivenness from Mary,
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  Speaker 2: which is very nice.
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  Speaker 1: And she was ordering me around like a slave, so
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  Speaker 1: I became very driven.
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  Speaker 2: And then she got her laughter from Christine, which is sweet.
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  Speaker 2: She got her kind heartedness from Robin, which is another
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  Speaker 2: load of shit.
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  Speaker 1: And on the couch she's like, because Robin is really kind,
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  Speaker 1: She's really just got such a good heart.
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  Speaker 3: She's still loving.
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  Speaker 2: And then she got her seized the day attitude from
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  Speaker 2: her mom. Janelle like, okay, that's great, lovely Oh and
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  Speaker 2: open mindedness from Cody. I'm like, where did he get
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  Speaker 2: Where did you get that from? You didn't get that
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  Speaker 2: from Cody. He's an open mindedness about sexuality.
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  Speaker 1: Probably Oh maybe sorry, I'm really I'm just gonna I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be bad from here on out because this was
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  Speaker 1: such this was such a boring episode. I can't do
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  Speaker 1: anything patrol.
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  Speaker 2: And then we get to mchelt, who was the child
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  Speaker 2: that kept from staying up at night.
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  Speaker 1: Snory, and we hear about how McKelty is really into fashion.
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  Speaker 3: She got a passion for fashion.
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  Speaker 1: I like clothes and I'm gonna move to New York
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  Speaker 1: as soon as I possibly can, and I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a fashion designer. Well that didn't end up happening. You
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  Speaker 1: moved somewhere in Utah. St George. I think you worked
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  Speaker 1: at a pawn shop. You met your husband, Tony too
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  Speaker 1: many tacos.
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  Speaker 2: Tony, he's a world renowned chess player now he is,
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  Speaker 2: but he.
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  Speaker 1: Had to work for that, Beatrice, he had to earn that. Yes,
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: and now you live in North Carolina with your Patreon
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  Speaker 1: grifting off the rest of the raccoon for real.
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  Speaker 2: Then we get to a Hunter, who was apparently a
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  Speaker 2: big old fucking baby.
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  Speaker 1: I just love Hunter though.
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  Speaker 3: He's sweet.
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  Speaker 1: He did not have a neck as a baby, which
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  Speaker 1: I think is really he still kind of doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: much of a net.
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  Speaker 3: No, but he was.
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  Speaker 1: Always good with the little one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a sweetie, a nice older brother. Then we
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  Speaker 2: get to Garrison, which was really bittersweet. That was the
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  Speaker 2: only part of the episode that I really paid attention
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  Speaker 2: to because I'm just like, I don't care about anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: But Garrison was really sweet. He is the middle child
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  Speaker 2: out of everybody, I mean, not just Janelle's family, but
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  Speaker 2: the whole entire family, and Janelle and Cody talk about
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  Speaker 2: how he was very undefined for a while, like couldn't
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  Speaker 2: find his niche and then he found rotc and had
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  Speaker 2: all these military goals, and it was just it was
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  Speaker 2: sweet to see him talk.
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  Speaker 1: And I think was it Christine who ended his segment
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  Speaker 1: with He's gonna really it was Robin, He's going to
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  Speaker 1: really make his mark on the world.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, gonna rock the world.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's sad.
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  Speaker 2: Then we have Paydon, who was devastated when they moved
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  Speaker 2: from Utah to Las Vegas. But now he's like finally
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  Speaker 2: finding his place and having friends and stuff. He's still
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  Speaker 2: kind of adjusting, but.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was very interesting that they marked in
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  Speaker 1: the timeline the very day that Payden changed in terms
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  Speaker 1: of his behavior, and that was the day that Cody
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: announced to the family in Lehigh that they were leaving
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  Speaker 1: for Las Vegas the next day. Yeah, like we had
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: to pack up immediately and we were getting the heck
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: out of Dodge and we all remember that scene with
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Peyden sitting there crying because he didn't even get to
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: say goodbye to his friends from me, And now I
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: don't think I I mean, obviously, if I had sat
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  Speaker 1: with that, I would have sussed that out, But I
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  Speaker 1: didn't really ever realize that none of those kids really
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: got to say goodbye to their friends or other family
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: members in the area. They just had to run away,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: so in the middle of the night, so for no
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  Speaker 1: real reason, because I don't believe that the police were
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: actually pursuing you, Like you traumatized these kids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not just paid him, but so many of the
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  Speaker 2: others too. And now we're just gonna pretend like everything's
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: unky dory because we're in the cul de Sac, faking
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  Speaker 2: that we're a happy family now, Like it's just really sad.
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  Speaker 2: Then we have Gabriel who says he shows two types
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  Speaker 2: of love through words and physical touch.
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  Speaker 1: A gay beating up his simplace, right, Savannah.
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  Speaker 2: Drowning her dolls and stuff, And it kind of laughed
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  Speaker 2: at this, even though Janelle was totally talking shit about
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  Speaker 2: how terrible of a child Gabriel is, which is just
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  Speaker 2: so weird because when you contrast it to who he
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  Speaker 2: is now, he's like such a sweetheart.
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  Speaker 1: And well, she didn't really give us any context for that.
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  Speaker 1: We just kind of moved on to Savannah and she's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I was just really hoping that I wouldn't get another Gabriel,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what are you talking about. I, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Gabe's a boy. He was rough and humble with his brothers,
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  Speaker 1: but like her, he seems truly delightful even as a child,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: and he grew up to be even more delightful. Right,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why we're acting like he was such
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: a Hellian and so terrible. And I'm also like, Janelle,
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  Speaker 2: you had four boys, Like, I don't know what you
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  Speaker 2: expect her?
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  Speaker 3: Five boys? What did you expect?
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  Speaker 2: Like they're gonna be beating up each other, they're gonna
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  Speaker 2: be fighting.
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  Speaker 1: Five boys, yeah, Logan, Hunter, Garrison, Gabe, Oh, four boys,
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  Speaker 1: well five Paydon always came over. But yeah, so it
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  Speaker 1: was five kids?
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  Speaker 3: Did she we have five kids? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And it was Christine who had six. Oh okay, okay,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I get it fucked up. Yeah, because I don't care
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: It is a lot. It's too many kids.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's like you have all these boys, like
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: what do you expect? And then when their dad is
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: not around because he's too busy selling signs and then
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: fucking Robin, it's like, of course they're gonna be kind
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: of crazy. And Janelle, I feel like was too passive
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: of a parent.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: But that's just me and.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: YEAHU she came home from work and she's like, yeah,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the movies. I'm gonna Thanks Christine bye,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: thanks Logan seriously.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Then we move on to Gwen with Christine's kids. I
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: don't know why we jumped over to that, but we
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: have Gwen. She was born four days after Gabriel, so
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: they referenced them as winds, which is cute. She's very
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: different and she is.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: She don't leaves her.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Little interview because she gives. She's like, yeah, I guess
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm the weird one. And she's just very quirky. She
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: was born onto this planet with her own soul agenda
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: and she's just here to live.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Out loud bitch and I love that me too. Then
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: we have Isabelle and again Christine talking shit about her
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: kids about how Isabel's such a brat.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: She did it in her book as well. I like
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: she was an ugly baby. Remember she called Isabelle an
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: ugly baby.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm like, what the fuck are we doing?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Do you not realize your daughter is going to read
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: this book? I don't know. I don't get it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: And it's immortalized forever because you're a famous family.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Like that's wild to me.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: But she's dropped dead gorgeous.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: She's dropped out gorgeous.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Was a drop dead cutie cutie kid.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yep, super cute. But no, we're going to talk about
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: how she's such a fucking brat. She's a Hellian, she's
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: so terrible and they don't get along, and she's a pixie,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: the perfect balance of braddy and nice. She's a Gemini.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: And I think she says that in her little interview she.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Kind of loved that.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: That's really cood. I'm just a Gemini. Okay, baack facts.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: It's a Gemini for you.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Look, I love a Gemini personally. And then.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I know, bitch, don't you forget it?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I know, bitch, your daughter's a Gemini rising. And then
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: the older she's gotten, she's gotten quieter, she's gotten sensitive.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: And then they talk about her having headaches and shit,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: yeah I didn't know that.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't know she had headaches either, but they sound debilitating.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I thought like when they were talking about her health,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I was thinking it was the scoliosis. Yeah, but that
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I don't believe was diagnosed until she was a teen,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: so she had other health issues as a child as well.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Poor girl.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's why she had an attitude because she's
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: been suffering. Yeah whatever, but you.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Won't take her to the doctor because you don't have insurance.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You take her to some chiropractor. Probably gave her the
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: headache in the first side place by misenlightening her spy
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: for real.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: And then we get to Savannah, who was the easiest
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: baby ever.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I learn so much.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: She was so cute.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: She's just mellow.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: She looks like my little sister.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: She's at a flow state at all times.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: She's adorable. I dig her very sweet.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: She slept through the night every night starting at three
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: days old.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Which is why that's wild. I know it actually is
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: when you have your own children, if you do, and
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not pressuring you at all to do that, I'm
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: just saying that it takes quite a bit of time.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, before they sleep through the night. My daughter
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: slept through the night three months. Was it three or
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: four months?
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, honey.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: It was back in the prehistoric times. And I was
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: born and raised in Hawaii. Let me just tell my story. Yeah, so,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: let me tell my story.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Hold for you.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: It was back in the nineties. I come from Hawaii.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I was literally weaned on POI my brother was weaned
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: on poi. All my cousins, we were weaned on poi
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: from a very young age. And so when my daughter
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: wouldn't go to sleep, and plus I had that sepsis,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I was in a car. I was ill and literally dying.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Go to bed.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got got to get better. So my friends
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: from Hawaii, I was in Chicago at the time, sent
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: me a bunch of poi. Oh, and I put the
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: poi in her baba and girl, the day that I
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: did that, she slept all night, twelve hours.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's happy.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: It was amazing.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yes, it's pois liquid. I thought it
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: was like it's a paste.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: It's taro. You pound it down into a paste and
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: it's really nutritious.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: That's why all these Polynesia people are big and muscular. Yeah,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: because they're eating the pooi. Oh yeah. So sleeping through
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: the night at three days old, Oh my god, that's
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: a kiss from Jesus. Sonny.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I know Ethel's jealous here and that because her baby
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: and keeps her up and stuff.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: She's sweet. Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Was she call a key or I don't know, okay,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: etholt was she calling let us know in the comments below.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: And then after we talk about Savannah, then we talk
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: about Cody and Robin's love story and her getting the
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: lightning bolt in her pussy. How after her divorce she's
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: swore awful man because she was heartbroken and traumatized. And
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: then she saw Cody at the church and she thought
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: he was stupid and she was right. But then she
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: got that lightning bolt through her pussy and realized that
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: he was the one for her, and they got married and.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: They fell in love.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very quick.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Literally, nobody cares. Then we talk about her kids. We
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: start with Dton.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I loved Dayton, who was a happy.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Baby and then he got diagnosed with aspers.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: His big old face and his baby pictures. Such a
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: cute baby.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: So cute and chubby.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I love abby baby. To give a baby boy that
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: baby will be chubby.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I love chubby babies.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: The chubby are the better when you can't see their
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: little elbows.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You are a little bean, though I was such a beat.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: My daughter was a bean too.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I was not chubby at all. My little sister was,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: though she had baby fat until she was like five.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: I love it anyway. Dayton's cute.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: He has aspergers, being in the big family helped him
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: learn social cues, which is great. Then we have Aurora, who.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Was beautiful eyes. Yeah, beautiful girl.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: She was a busy baby.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: She made Robin exhausted. Well, she had to get a nanny.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, but.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: It's like, Robin, chill out. All these other women were
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: raising a million kids, and you're just like complaining about Aurora.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: She's adjusted to the blended family. Cody says, she fits
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: in like a glove.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Then we get to.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Brianna, who's like BFFs with Mary.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Then we get to Truly. We have to watch an
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: obligatory flashback of her kidney failure, for.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: It literally happened last season. We've already gone over it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: But God bless Truly got sick. She had a kidney issue.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: The nurses told the family that she might pass. It
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: was traumatic. But then you read Christine's book from twenty
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: twenty five and she talks about how Cody actually spent
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: like a couple of hours at the hospital, but he
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: had to go back to Robin's home because he had
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: to do his laundry. Yeah, so he left Christine there
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: with Truly. Night after night after night and didn't stay
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: with them.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: At all, but we're pretending like Cody was there the
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: entire time.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I worried. I was so terrified.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: And then we have a little baby Julia on her
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: little couch doing her interview, and she's so fucking cute, cute,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: she is so cute. And then we have Solomon and
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: no offense.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I don't care, I do.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: He's cute. He's a little true baby.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: That's it. Though then he turns into it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking, I was just thinking about that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: And then he grows up to be no sperantu.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: God bless, he's a kid. You can't say about Beatrice.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, and then just picture of this no sperantu.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry from the coffin. Just blame, just playing. He's
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: a sweet, adorable baby. Yeah, my god, so cute.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then we talked about the family going public.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Now they're worried about jail time, and flashbacking to uh
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: leaving Utah in such a hurry, as if we haven't
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: already talked about that million times a million times, not
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: even just in this episode, but like throughout all seven seasons,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: and we talk about moving into the cul de Sac
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: and how everybody's attitudes simmered down once they were all
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: near each other again, and they could watch Cody be
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: at Robin's house when he looks.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: At the window and figure out, oh, he's back at
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Robin's house. He's spending time with his other wives or
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: kids exactly.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: And then we have this like weird ending conversation with
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: the wives where Mary says she would go on a
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: cruise with them as long as they can work on
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: their relationship. And I don't know if she was referencing
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: that to Christine.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: It was Christine initially, because then Cody said, well, I'd
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: be willing to go on a cruise, Mary if you
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: committed to working on your relationship with Janelle.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: And that's what it ends.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Well, it ends with Robin happy an announcement and running away.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Why is she running away?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because it's going to be content for
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: season eight.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know she's running away. It's obviously Ariella. Yeah,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: she's pregnant. Nobody cares, no, No.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: One cares at all. And then the next episode, the
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: last episode of season seven is going to be the
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: tell all with uh, what's her name?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Tameron Hall? Tammeron Hall Yes, we love tammeron Hall, so
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: that'll be interesting. Yes, we're gonna watch that next week
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna recap it for you here.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then season eight is going to be leading
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: up to Catfish. I'm pretty sure I think Catfish is
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: like at the end of season eight or season.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Nine, Mary is looking like Catfish Mary, uh huh, because
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: there's like a spectrum of Mary's through time. She seems
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: like she's approaching h Pylori denim vest denim g denim
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Canadian tuxedo Mary from the Catfish era. Yes, and I'm excited.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I hope it's in season eight, but I don't know.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I know that these next couple of seasons are
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: actually pretty good, like there's some drama underlying.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Because this season, let's give it a grade since we're here.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: This season was well. We had the shark tank, we
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: had the network, to the investors.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: It started off good.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: We did get a little bit of a deep divey
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: into what they think their businesses and what their plans
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: are for this very highly successful business, which was absolute
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: hilarity and I enjoyed it. But there wasn't much else there,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: not at all. Okay, so I hope they crank it
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: up with the drama. I need more.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I need it too, will Beatrice?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Is there anything else that we should say to these
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: beautiful raccoons before we get up on out of here.
• 26:34
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• 26:40
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• 26:42
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• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Don't wart to hype us up too. Yeah it matters
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: to me, Yeah, it really does. We're going to be
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: back later this week, in fact, just tomorrow, to continue
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: our epic yeah coverage of love is Homeless, I mean
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: love is mid, I mean love is blind, love is unemployed.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I'm actually having a lot of fun with it. We're
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: going to have a great.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Kieky come back from that.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: but love for you
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: And pease night.