Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / [Oldie] Matt Robinson and Side Dick Eddie (2018-06-03)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Check, check, check, check. Play the motherfucking intro.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Hold on.
- 0:04Speaker 1: All right, you know what? Nah, we're good, we're good.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Hey, hey.
- 0:07Speaker 1: All right, hey, we're back here on the fucking We
- 0:08Speaker 1: Don't Smoke the Same Show. It's another fucking Thursday night
- 0:11Speaker 1: here on B-Real TV. I'm your fucking host, E-Zone. Sheikadelic
- 0:15Speaker 1: is not here because he's a... Helping somebody commit suicide
- 0:18Speaker 1: by getting marriage rehearsal or some shit like that.
- 0:20Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
- 0:20Speaker 1: That's right. I got our fucking resident DJ over here.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Fucking DJ C-Rock. You got a gay marriage rehearsal.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Hey, hey.
- 0:27Speaker 1: I was going to call you C-Rock like I did
- 0:28Speaker 1: you before.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Like the alcohol?
- 0:30Speaker 5: Yeah, like I did, but that's not his name. You know, C-Rock.
- 0:33Speaker 1: And then I got fucking the homie Psy Dick Eddie
- 0:35Speaker 1: from the George Perez podcast. That's right.
- 0:37Speaker 3: The substitute asshole is here for Chicadelic.
- 0:40Speaker 1: Substitute asshole right here. That's right. I never thought about
- 0:45Speaker 1: it being described like that right there. Substitute asshole right there.
- 0:48Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Sheikadelic holds it down, dog.
- 0:50Speaker 6: He's your residential asshole in the neighborhood.
- 0:52Speaker 1: He is a residential asshole here at B-Road TV. You're
- 0:55Speaker 1: being too harsh on yourself.
- 0:56Speaker 7: You're the substitute Cuban.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
- 1:00Speaker 1: There you go. And fucking shout out to the RR.
- 1:03Speaker 1: World infamous. By the way, if anybody could get us
- 1:07Speaker 1: some Q-tips, that would be appreciated.
- 1:08Speaker 3: A rapper Q-tip?
- 1:11Speaker 1: Any kind of Q-tips. By the way, shout out to
- 1:12Speaker 1: our world infamous Island Trash over here. Fucking top dude.
- 1:18Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
- 1:18Speaker 1: That's fucking Raz Dude, man. I don't understand. I think
- 1:21Speaker 1: he's just... I need some kind of dabs. There's got
- 1:24Speaker 1: to be some kind of shit coming through here, bro.
- 1:26Speaker 1: What's going on? A little black container right there. But yeah,
- 1:29Speaker 1: shout out to fucking Raz Dude. He's the audio engineer here.
- 1:32Speaker 1: And he keeps it fucking going down over here. And, yeah, man,
- 1:36Speaker 1: it's another fucking Thursday here. And despite everything, man, we're
- 1:39Speaker 1: fucking still ticking. You know, earlier this week, man, are
- 1:43Speaker 1: you guys familiar with Rude Rude? Nah, tell me about it.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Did you watch Jenny Jones?
- 1:51Speaker 3: The talk show?
- 1:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:52Speaker 3: That was my bitch, dog. I loved her.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Okay, so you remember the fucking dude, the white boy
- 1:56Speaker 1: named Jude?
- 1:58Speaker 3: I think so, man.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Like the dude who used to be behind stage, like
- 2:01Speaker 1: a Rude Rude type person? Okay, so.
- 2:04Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Okay, so Rude Rude is the radio talk host, and
- 2:07Speaker 1: he has like his second book out, and I've been
- 2:09Speaker 1: listening to him for a couple years. So thank you,
- 2:11Speaker 1: thank you.
- 2:12Speaker 3: That was like her Steve. Remember Jerry Springer's Steve?
- 2:14Speaker 1: Yes, like that. Fuck, now all we need is a dabber.
- 2:17Speaker 1: All we need is a dabber. But yeah, he fucking,
- 2:20Speaker 1: he came through this week, and it was cool to
- 2:22Speaker 1: actually talk to him. and actually get to interview him,
- 2:24Speaker 1: because that radio life is fucking crazy, bro. It's only
- 2:28Speaker 1: very few motherfuckers that get to have that life expectancy
- 2:31Speaker 1: that some of the OGs in radio have. I mean,
- 2:34Speaker 1: there's only very few motherfuckers that I can name right
- 2:36Speaker 1: off the top. If you ask me, famous radio people,
- 2:39Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you Art Lebow. Big boy. Big boy.
- 2:44Speaker 7: Yep, yep.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Fucking, what is it? El Cucuy. Fucking. Hey, bro, I'm Latino, though.
- 2:49Speaker 1: I'm going to shout that motherfucker out, though. El Piolín. No, Adabra. Yeah, Adabra.
- 2:54Speaker 1: My favorite one, though, was... Theo, remember? Yes, Theo, 92.3,
- 2:59Speaker 1: the beat writer, Theo. Remember Theo?
- 3:01Speaker 3: Theo?
- 3:01Speaker 1: From what, 92.3? You ever hear of old school Theo?
- 3:03Speaker 1: The Asian fool? That's right, I'm back here, Theo. I
- 3:06Speaker 1: remember Tito from Power 106. Yeah, this is Tito. What up?
- 3:09Speaker 1: This is fucking Tito. Fucking top four. Tito's top four. Tattoo, yeah. Hey,
- 3:14Speaker 1: what up, homie?
- 3:15Speaker 6: Well, Tito was before Tattoo, dog. He was like Tattoo
- 3:19Speaker 6: before him.
- 3:20Speaker 1: Fucking Tito would come up on this shit. What's up?
- 3:23Speaker 1: What's going on, everybody?
- 3:25Speaker 6: Remember, he'll say the name of the song, and then
- 3:28Speaker 6: for you to win tickets, you got to say how
- 3:30Speaker 6: he said it.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Exactly, like Spitting Mimic.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Like, he'll be like, this is that fucking drop it
- 3:36Speaker 1: like it's hot. He'll talk like that fool in the
- 3:41Speaker 1: Adam Sandler movie where he was like that Rob Schneider.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Like that.
- 3:46Speaker 5: Or like when he said, oh, I'm sorry, was that
- 3:48Speaker 5: expensive bone?
- 3:50Speaker 1: It looks like Cypress Hill concert in here. Yeah. It
- 3:54Speaker 1: smells like Cypress Hill. You know, by the way, if
- 3:57Speaker 1: anybody out there is a fucking Rob Schneider fan. Or
- 4:00Speaker 1: if you happen to know any Rob Schneider, or if
- 4:02Speaker 1: Rob Schneider fucked any of your cousins or fucking little
- 4:05Speaker 1: nephews or nieces or whatever the fuck it is, and
- 4:08Speaker 1: you have some kind of connection with Rob Schneider, tell
- 4:11Speaker 1: him that he has to pay a visit to be
- 4:12Speaker 1: real and do the smokebox. Because if he made that
- 4:15Speaker 1: fucking Cypress Hill comment in that movie, he has to
- 4:18Speaker 1: pay his due and step into the smokebox, dog.
- 4:20Speaker 3: He has to inhale the clouds.
- 4:23Speaker 1: He really has to. Eddie, all right, like fucking Eddie
- 4:27Speaker 1: has fucking been in the box.
- 4:29Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, dog. I was lucky, dog.
- 4:31Speaker 6: I was like the fool that had the football or
- 4:34Speaker 6: the basketball at the park.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Look, fool, me and you. Like that day, they were like, hey,
- 4:37Speaker 1: you got a ball? You want to play with us
- 4:38Speaker 1: legends over here? You were like the fool in the
- 4:41Speaker 1: white man can't jump. What is it? White man can't jump.
- 4:46Speaker 1: White man can't jump movie where they pick the white
- 4:48Speaker 1: fool just because he's there.
- 4:49Speaker 2: Yeah, he's there.
- 4:50Speaker 1: And they don't think he's good and shit.
- 4:52Speaker 6: Like the ball popped in like man we didn't know
- 4:54Speaker 6: the ball and i was the fool with the ball dog.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Then he fucking he schools that black fool he's like
- 4:57Speaker 1: yeah what's up dog oh i'm sorry i thought he
- 4:59Speaker 1: was having a bad day yeah bro that's how you
- 5:02Speaker 1: came in dog that's how i felt that day dog
- 5:04Speaker 1: it felt good so in case you don't know fucking
- 5:07Speaker 1: eddie uh side dick eddie and myself we were in
- 5:09Speaker 1: the back seat of the smoke box with fucking george
- 5:12Speaker 1: perez i'm a part of history dog in the most
- 5:14Speaker 1: recent smoke box uh released this week here with fucking
- 5:18Speaker 1: b-roll and uh By the way, fucking shout out to
- 5:21Speaker 1: Taco Shop, the movie starring George Perez, the homie.
- 5:24Speaker 3: Hey, how lit was Monday, dog? Monday was cracking, huh?
- 5:26Speaker 1: Monday was fucking cracking, bro. We did some things that
- 5:28Speaker 1: we can't say, but it was jam-packed, dog. The liquor
- 5:32Speaker 1: was flowing. Everyone had a good time. People were laughing.
- 5:35Speaker 1: We did, bro. It was jam-packed. Monday was great. And
- 5:39Speaker 1: let me tell you something, man. If you're out there
- 5:41Speaker 1: and you're Latino and you have an Instagram, a Twitter,
- 5:46Speaker 1: a fucking Facebook... Whatever the fuck it is. And you
- 5:48Speaker 1: don't fucking pay $ 7. 99 or $ 9. 99 to support the homies movie.
- 5:54Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Whenever there's some kind of
- 5:56Speaker 1: strike going on. or whenever there's some shit going on. Yeah,
- 5:59Speaker 1: show some support. Don't post the fucking hashtag or anything
- 6:01Speaker 1: like that because I don't consider you to be real, babe.
- 6:03Speaker 1: You don't support the movement because.
- 6:04Speaker 3: That's the only way that we come up. Don't just
- 6:07Speaker 3: repost shit.
- 6:08Speaker 6: Go out there, buy the DVD, the fucking goddamn digital download,
- 6:12Speaker 6: all that shit.
- 6:13Speaker 3: It's not a lot. I bought it.
- 6:14Speaker 6: My homeboy's in the movie and he has copies of
- 6:17Speaker 6: it and I still bought it. So, like he said,
- 6:19Speaker 6: if you're Latino, you're representing, or if you're doing your
- 6:21Speaker 6: own thing and you want fools to show love back
- 6:23Speaker 6: to you, show love. Spread the cheer, dog.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Listen, we're so broad, bro. Like, as Latinos, we're so
- 6:30Speaker 1: fucking broad, all right? There's a whole fucking continent dedicated.
- 6:36Speaker 1: To all of us, you know? Just the variety. So
- 6:39Speaker 1: I at least.
- 6:40Speaker 5: Just expect at least 10% out of that whole continent.
- 6:43Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 6:44Speaker 5: Like, at least 10%, you know, to be like, hey,
- 6:46Speaker 5: you know what?
- 6:46Speaker 3: Yeah, like, do like they did with Straight Outta Compton, dog.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Everyone showed up.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Yeah, like, just show up, you know what I'm saying?
- 6:52Speaker 6: It's in theaters tomorrow, May 4th. In theaters tomorrow, Taco Shop,
- 6:56Speaker 6: May 4th. Like, you don't have to.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Have dress shoes if you're OG, you know?
- 6:59Speaker 5: Just show up with some black shoes, you know what
- 7:00Speaker 5: I'm saying?
- 7:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:01Speaker 1: By the way, yo, what up, C-Rock?
- 7:02Speaker 5: What's good?
- 7:05Speaker 1: Like I said, Sheiky's doing his homie supporter shit over
- 7:08Speaker 1: here by fucking doing the marriage rehearsal shit. He's the
- 7:13Speaker 1: best man, dog? He is the best man.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Is he the chambalán de honor?
- 7:18Speaker 1: He is. Because Sheiky is at this rehearsal, I'm going
- 7:22Speaker 1: to just put this sound bite right here.
- 7:24Speaker 5: Sheiky, if you listen to this later.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Because you didn't show up here and co-host with me.
- 7:29Speaker 1: I mean, by the way, I love, like, Sadiq Eddie
- 7:32Speaker 1: is a great, he adds a different taste. Oh, yeah,
- 7:34Speaker 1: I'm a wingman. Whenever you need me, I'm here. He's
- 7:35Speaker 1: like fucking McMaster Mike over here for the co-host and
- 7:38Speaker 1: C-Rock over here because C-Rock is really about the life, but,
- 7:40Speaker 1: you know. Sheiky, this fucking soundbite goes for you, bro.
- 7:45Speaker 1: You are another faggot son of a bitch. No good lowlife.
- 7:50Speaker 1: That one goes up to you, dog. Fucking, you know,
- 7:53Speaker 1: I got to go ahead and just say that in
- 7:55Speaker 1: the words of Iron Sheik. That's what you get for
- 8:02Speaker 1: not showing up And by the way It is fucking
- 8:05Speaker 1: Thursday over here And don't just think that we're just
- 8:07Speaker 1: gonna come up here and talk shit We're going to
- 8:09Speaker 1: fucking have a special guest come up here and talk
- 8:11Speaker 1: shit with us.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
- 8:12Speaker 1: But here's the thing, bro. Let me tell you something, man.
- 8:15Speaker 1: I've been in this, like, I want to say, what?
- 8:17Speaker 1: I've been in this industry, this marijuana or cannabis slash
- 8:21Speaker 1: industry for, like, what, five years now?
- 8:23Speaker 3: Shit, I've been smoking weed since I was in my
- 8:24Speaker 3: daddy's balls.
- 8:25Speaker 1: I've been smoking weed since, like, you know, I was
- 8:26Speaker 1: in high school and shit. But, like, I've been, like,
- 8:28Speaker 1: legit trying to take this as a profession for, like,
- 8:30Speaker 1: five years. And, you know, I've been blessed enough to
- 8:33Speaker 1: have a good, you know, very good mentors, like, fucking Kenji. And,
- 8:38Speaker 1: you know, and Be Real and shit like that. So
- 8:40Speaker 1: I got into no....
- 8:43Speaker 5: Like, I'm going to tell you the truth, dog. I
- 8:44Speaker 5: didn't like art before I fucking got into this fucking
- 8:47Speaker 5: weed community, dog.
- 8:48Speaker 3: No, it's something had to catch your eye.
- 8:51Speaker 1: I thought that shit was cool, but whenever I saw, like,
- 8:53Speaker 1: some art shit, I was like, anybody could do that shit, dog. Yeah.
- 8:56Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, I was ignorant like that, bro. But, like,
- 8:59Speaker 1: when I got into the community and I started, like,
- 9:01Speaker 1: you know, I started getting into no Be Real, like,
- 9:04Speaker 1: once I lasted the... Fear Factor test period for fucking,
- 9:09Speaker 1: you know, trying out for B-roll TV. I was like,
- 9:12Speaker 1: you know what? I got to know that the motherfucker
- 9:13Speaker 1: has a lot of love for art. So, you know,
- 9:17Speaker 1: I kept that, you know, to myself, you know, because, like,
- 9:20Speaker 1: I didn't really like motherfuckers to know that I had, like,
- 9:23Speaker 1: this love for artistic shit. You know, I thought that
- 9:25Speaker 1: shit was soft and shit. But the more and more
- 9:27Speaker 1: I got into this community shit, bro. I started really, like,
- 9:31Speaker 1: appreciating it for what it was. And what got me
- 9:33Speaker 1: into this cannabis community and what kept me going was
- 9:37Speaker 1: the first time I went to an Ace Glass show.
- 9:40Speaker 1: And that was, like, what, five years ago? And I
- 9:42Speaker 1: went in there, and I got a media pass, and
- 9:44Speaker 1: I was doing interviews. I was trying to get an
- 9:46Speaker 1: interview with everybody, whether you fucking had a million followers
- 9:49Speaker 1: or you had two followers.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Yeah, you were showing everyone love.
- 9:53Speaker 1: I appreciated every fucking little thing that you brought to
- 9:56Speaker 1: the table.
- 9:56Speaker 5: But tonight, we're gonna have one of the dudes who who.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Has literally if we had a top 40 40 for
- 10:03Speaker 1: fucking heady glass pourers this fool would be on the
- 10:06Speaker 1: top three Oh, yeah, for sure, dog. He would be
- 10:10Speaker 1: up there next to Michael Jordan.
- 10:11Speaker 6: And what's crazy is when you say he's in the
- 10:13Speaker 6: top three, the fool that's in the top three with
- 10:16Speaker 6: him is his boy.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his boy. Yeah, like this guy right here,
- 10:20Speaker 1: him and Hoops Glass are like Mario Brothers, bro. Oh, yeah, dog. Yeah,
- 10:25Speaker 1: I'm serious, bro.
- 10:26Speaker 6: Those are my partners right there. Shout out Who's Glass,
- 10:28Speaker 6: Matt Robinson.
- 10:29Speaker 1: If you get a fucking glass bong done by them,
- 10:32Speaker 1: that's like getting Diego Herrera and fucking Pablo Picasso in
- 10:36Speaker 1: one session, and they painted some shit, and you're lucky
- 10:39Speaker 1: enough to own this shit, and whatever fucking comments or
- 10:43Speaker 1: jokes or whatever fucking happens during that party period, even
- 10:46Speaker 1: if you feel uncomfortable as fuck, you better fucking smile
- 10:49Speaker 1: to that shit, dog, because you got a one-of-a-kind... Fucking like.
- 10:52Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, one of one.
- 10:53Speaker 1: One of one, bro.
- 10:54Speaker 3: I went to the strip club, dog, and I got
- 10:56Speaker 3: this shit he made for me.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Me and him were.
- 10:57Speaker 2: I know.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Is that a giraffe dick on your neck? Yeah, we
- 10:59Speaker 1: were fucked up one night, me and him. That's so fucking.
- 11:01Speaker 6: And we were partying, dog, and, you know, he got
- 11:04Speaker 6: the zoo crew, so I'm side dick Eddie, and he
- 11:07Speaker 6: made me the side dick giraffe piece, dog. It's one
- 11:09Speaker 6: of one right here. So when someone's seen the giraffe,
- 11:12Speaker 6: they've seen the giraffe print on this shit, dog, they
- 11:14Speaker 6: were like, hey, man, there's only one guy that does that,
- 11:16Speaker 6: and that's Matt Robinson. I'm like, that's who made this.
- 11:18Speaker 6: They're like, there's no way he made that.
- 11:20Speaker 1: You know what, man? You do have some crazy fucking
- 11:22Speaker 1: shit on your neck, man. It's crazy. I have a
- 11:24Speaker 1: lot of respect for a lot of these artists because
- 11:26Speaker 1: a lot of the people in the industry, especially in
- 11:29Speaker 1: the cannabis industry, here's the thing, bro. A lot of people,
- 11:32Speaker 1: when they think about weed or legalization, number one, everybody else,
- 11:36Speaker 1: because money makes the world go round, they think money.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Number two, the second thing any billionaire thinks about is fucking, hey,
- 11:43Speaker 1: how can I get my own weed strain? But here's
- 11:45Speaker 1: the thing. In order to create these names, these fucking trends...
- 11:50Speaker 1: these fucking waves that go on within the community that
- 11:53Speaker 1: is barely developing it's in its early stages it's not
- 11:55Speaker 1: like it's not like everything else evolving still yeah it's
- 11:58Speaker 1: not like hip-hop or edm where it has 10 fucking
- 12:01Speaker 1: sub genres like this shit is barely a baby like you.
- 12:04Speaker 3: Know even when hip-hop started it wasn't all these genres.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Yeah it wasn't this is this is the state that
- 12:09Speaker 1: merit that the cannabis industry is in so it's like
- 12:12Speaker 1: when people bring that shit up man it's like you
- 12:14Speaker 1: have this community that really keeps this name alive. And
- 12:17Speaker 1: it's like, I'm just, I'm, I'm very glad to fuck everyone.
- 12:20Speaker 6: There's, there's from doctors, lawyers, give me surprises in the
- 12:24Speaker 6: weed community, man.
- 12:25Speaker 1: And there's a lot of hard workers. There's too many people, man.
- 12:27Speaker 1: It's like, that's the thing that tripped me out about it.
- 12:29Speaker 1: And the one thing that kept me in the, the,
- 12:31Speaker 1: the cannabis community was the art, bro. Like I, and
- 12:33Speaker 1: I've said that shit many times to be real. I've
- 12:35Speaker 1: said that shit many times to the people. Like when
- 12:37Speaker 1: I fucking had my first interview, fucking, uh, what is it?
- 12:40Speaker 7: Dr.
- 12:40Speaker 1: K with dad magazines and B-roll TV when they fucking
- 12:43Speaker 1: had me coming up in here. I remember interviewing every
- 12:45Speaker 1: single one of these artists that I've been fortunate enough
- 12:47Speaker 1: to have very memorable moments with. Tonight, we're going to
- 12:50Speaker 1: have Matt Robertson come up here, man.
- 12:52Speaker 3: It's one of those moments, though.
- 12:53Speaker 5: You know what I mean? This dude's the homie.
- 12:57Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. Number one,
- 13:01Speaker 1: I was a fan first, but it's crazy. He's not
- 13:05Speaker 1: your normal glass board, bro. It's a crazy thing, bro.
- 13:07Speaker 1: He's not your normal glass board. This was the most
- 13:09Speaker 1: down-to-earth motherfucker. I have a little secret group. I got
- 13:11Speaker 1: the side dick army. But I also got the Wolfpack dog,
- 13:14Speaker 1: and that's like secret, you know what I'm saying? Like
- 13:18Speaker 1: only the strong, survived members right there.
- 13:20Speaker 6: And Matt's in the Wolfpack dog.
- 13:24Speaker 3: He's a ride or die right there.
- 13:26Speaker 5: That's what I'm talking about right there, man.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Like, you know, the Wolfpack is, I've been present in
- 13:30Speaker 1: these moments, and it's like here's the thing, bro. After
- 13:34Speaker 1: like five years of being in the cannabis community or
- 13:37Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it, most glassblowers, like, They'll
- 13:40Speaker 1: literally be like this, bro. They'll be like, oh, don't
- 13:43Speaker 1: fucking interview me. Don't fucking talk to me. I don't
- 13:46Speaker 1: want to be in front of this camera and shit.
- 13:48Speaker 1: So when you find a motherfucker that not only has
- 13:52Speaker 1: a fucking, you know what I mean, like a wave
- 13:54Speaker 1: going for himself, but, you know what I mean, like
- 13:57Speaker 1: is really good at what the fuck he does and
- 13:58Speaker 1: is really doing it.
- 13:59Speaker 5: It's a rarity, so I'm like, I had to take
- 14:01Speaker 5: my time.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Out of doing this. He's like Jordan, dog, like baseline.
- 14:04Speaker 1: I looked, I'm going to pull up, fade away. He's
- 14:06Speaker 1: like Jordan in Space Jam, bro. Shot in your face.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Definitely played basketball with the Looney Tunes, but still went
- 14:10Speaker 1: and played baseball. You know what I'm saying? And we're
- 14:13Speaker 1: going to go ahead and get to know them on some, like,
- 14:15Speaker 1: different shit. Like, because we're worldwide here on B-Real TV.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I got motherfuckers in Finland that are Snapchatting me fucking
- 14:21Speaker 1: them smoking trim that somebody sent them from Wazley, U.S.
- 14:24Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And then I got fools
- 14:26Speaker 1: that are in Vegas watching this shit right now where
- 14:28Speaker 1: they're fucking getting coked out and fucking, you know, doing
- 14:31Speaker 1: dabs and shit. Sweating fucking on the slot machine. Can't
- 14:33Speaker 1: even pull the knob down because her hand's all sweaty.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Vegas is a crazy fucking town, man. I've had crazy
- 14:38Speaker 1: shit going on. I love Vegas.
- 14:39Speaker 3: I'll be out there soon, Vegas. I'm going to come
- 14:41Speaker 3: fuck with you guys.
- 14:42Speaker 1: I'm telling you, when we make that fucking trip, it's
- 14:44Speaker 1: going to happen. By the way, I want to go
- 14:46Speaker 1: ahead and bring this up, man, because it's not that
- 14:48Speaker 1: time to bring our guest on yet. Did anybody on
- 14:51Speaker 1: here on the We Don't Smoke the Same Show, did
- 14:53Speaker 1: anybody catch that fucking Kanye West fucking bullshit talk that
- 14:58Speaker 1: he fucking did? I'm not going to lie, dog.
- 15:01Speaker 3: I took two lines, and I watched it 48 times, dog,
- 15:04Speaker 3: on YouTube.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Damn, dawg. Hold on. What the fuck is this shit?
- 15:09Speaker 3: I was into it, bro.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man.
- 15:12Speaker 5: Listen, man. When I was in college, bro, and the
- 15:19Speaker 5: dropout album had been out, and.
- 15:21Speaker 1: All this shit had been out. It was different. It
- 15:24Speaker 1: was new. I love Kanye, bro.
- 15:25Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying? It was a new, fresh
- 15:27Speaker 6: kind of music for you to hear. It was changing
- 15:31Speaker 6: from the era we're used to. The gangster rap and
- 15:33Speaker 6: all that.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Everything... And he was bringing you some shit. It was
- 15:36Speaker 3: some corny shit, but it was good.
- 15:38Speaker 2: And his.
- 15:40Speaker 3: Music was nice. And not even that.
- 15:42Speaker 6: I'm not trying to say in a mean way, fuck
- 15:45Speaker 6: the college dropout. But dog, if you listen to the Dynasty,
- 15:48Speaker 6: where he produced that album, the beats on it, like
- 15:50Speaker 6: 80% of them.
- 15:52Speaker 3: That shit right there, man. He was making heat, bro.
- 15:56Speaker 1: You know about the Dynasty show? Did you listen to
- 15:59Speaker 1: the Dynasty by Kanye West?
- 16:00Speaker 6: It was the compilation album with Jay-Z, dog. It was
- 16:04Speaker 6: called Rock La Familia Dynasty. That was his breakout beat album.
- 16:09Speaker 6: He fucking did like 80% of the tracks, dog, and
- 16:13Speaker 6: he just murdered it.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Shit, I didn't even know that.
- 16:16Speaker 6: His beats were just nice, but then when he started rapping,
- 16:18Speaker 6: it was some cool shit.
- 16:19Speaker 3: It gets you, dog.
- 16:23Speaker 6: Fame and all that shit, it gets everyone sooner or later, dog,
- 16:26Speaker 6: if you can't keep your shit together.
- 16:28Speaker 1: You know what got to me was his fucking dab.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Thank you, Sherrod. But, listen, here's the thing, bro. I'm
- 16:36Speaker 1: such a professional smoker, bro. Listen, bro. I understood everything
- 16:41Speaker 1: that you fucking said on that, bro. I honestly think that,
- 16:45Speaker 1: to an extent, the fame got to him. But for
- 16:50Speaker 1: him to be saying such... outlandish shit. Yeah, that's crazy, dog.
- 16:54Speaker 5: I mean, bro, listen, I'm not even black, bro, and
- 16:56Speaker 5: I got offended, bro.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that hurt. Like, I was like, hey, bro, listen,
- 16:58Speaker 1: let me tell you something, bro, like, this is, you're
- 17:01Speaker 1: out of line, bro.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Like, I called my homeboy over, I gave him a hug, dog,
- 17:04Speaker 3: my homeboy Tyrone. I was like, come here, dog, I'm sorry.
- 17:10Speaker 5: Yo, bro, that shit was hella, like, let me tell
- 17:11Speaker 5: you something.
- 17:12Speaker 3: I let him beat me in 2K and shit.
- 17:14Speaker 1: For him, for him being a brother, you know what
- 17:16Speaker 1: I'm saying? Like, For him being a brother and saying
- 17:18Speaker 1: that shit, bro.
- 17:19Speaker 3: Yeah, dog.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Because when I was younger, bro, when I was in college,
- 17:23Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, bro, I went through college. What is it?
- 17:27Speaker 1: Through a fucking EOP scholarship and a bunch of loans.
- 17:31Speaker 1: So I was coming in there like the underdog, like
- 17:33Speaker 1: Rocky up in the shit. Yeah, I got something to
- 17:35Speaker 1: prove to you, bitches. You know what I'm saying? So
- 17:40Speaker 1: the one couple artists that really fucking kept me going
- 17:43Speaker 1: through college were J. Cole and Kanye West with the
- 17:45Speaker 1: graduation album. And fucking, you know, the sideline. And, you know,
- 17:49Speaker 1: with J. Cole. So, like, all through college, I'll listen
- 17:52Speaker 1: to these motherfuckers all through life. And to an extent,
- 17:55Speaker 1: I really believe this shit, bro. Everything he said... in
- 17:58Speaker 1: graduation and college dropout, I was feeling, bro, I would
- 18:02Speaker 1: cry to these tracks, bro. Yeah, some shit gets you
- 18:04Speaker 1: like that. Because when you're in college, bro, it's a
- 18:06Speaker 1: different kind of struggle. It's easy for somebody to be like, oh,
- 18:09Speaker 1: you're in college, you'll get through it. But when you're
- 18:11Speaker 1: in there and you know that, like, you got $ 32, 000
- 18:13Speaker 1: over your head and you're over here trying to make
- 18:16Speaker 1: a shit up over a test.
- 18:17Speaker 3: You're on your ramen noodle diet.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Yeah. So, like, you know what I mean? Like, I
- 18:20Speaker 1: fucking live by this motherfucker's track. So for me to
- 18:22Speaker 1: see such outlandish shit to come out of his mouth
- 18:26Speaker 1: and say that, like, oh, slavery was a choice. Like, motherfucker, like...
- 18:29Speaker 1: Hell no.
- 18:31Speaker 3: Yeah, dog.
- 18:31Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, what the fuck?
- 18:33Speaker 3: I don't think that was a choice, dog. That shit
- 18:35Speaker 3: ain't abortion.
- 18:35Speaker 1: What the fuck, dog?
- 18:37Speaker 3: Why they try to treat slavery like it was abortion, dog?
- 18:39Speaker 3: That's fucked up.
- 18:40Speaker 2: Yeah, like, for real.
- 18:41Speaker 1: I mean, that's some real shit, bro. Like, you think motherfuckers, like,
- 18:44Speaker 1: you think that when they showed up to Africa... And
- 18:47Speaker 1: foos had a fucking boat. You think they showed up
- 18:49Speaker 1: at two tables and said, are you willing to be
- 18:51Speaker 1: slave or are you not? Choose the booth. It did
- 18:54Speaker 1: not happen like that.
- 18:55Speaker 6: I didn't even want to comment on it when I
- 18:57Speaker 6: first fed into it. But then, like, the only thing
- 19:00Speaker 6: I commented was, like, damn, this fool must have never
- 19:02Speaker 6: seen 12 Years a Slave.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Awesome real shit, dog. That fool had no choice, dog.
- 19:08Speaker 1: They straight gaveled him up.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Remember?
- 19:10Speaker 1: They hired him for a music gig. Imagine if they
- 19:13Speaker 1: hired you and Sheik for a music gig, drug you,
- 19:17Speaker 1: take you to another country, and make you a slave.
- 19:19Speaker 1: This fool must have never seen Roots or some shit, dog.
- 19:26Speaker 1: If you saw the TMZ interview where he went up
- 19:28Speaker 1: there and he really talked that TMZ shit... The dude
- 19:31Speaker 1: who really was talking shit to him and called him
- 19:33Speaker 1: out on his shit has always had Kanye's back. Oh, yeah.
- 19:37Speaker 3: He has every album, every t-shirt, every Yeezy, all that.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Thank you, bro. Shout out to fucking my homie Ayo Toppy.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Damn, dog. Is that a finger?
- 19:46Speaker 1: That's Toppy all day. That shit look like Andre the
- 19:48Speaker 1: Giant's pinky, dog. King Kong owe me some money, so
- 19:52Speaker 1: I had Sammy chop his finger off. You know what
- 19:54Speaker 1: I'm saying?
- 19:54Speaker 3: We're going to smoke it up over here.
- 19:56Speaker 1: We're going to do it the real way. But really, though,
- 19:59Speaker 1: that sounds like something one of those bitches would say, dog. What?
- 20:02Speaker 3: One of the Kardashian hoes would say.
- 20:04Speaker 1: What, like all the shit that he was saying, like
- 20:06Speaker 1: that slavery was an option?
- 20:07Speaker 3: That sounds like something they would say, though.
- 20:09Speaker 6: Like, they're in the house Sunday night, you know, drinking wine,
- 20:12Speaker 6: having a conversation, and that comes up, and they say that.
- 20:16Speaker 6: And they just fed him into it and made him
- 20:17Speaker 6: believe that was the case.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 20:20Speaker 1: I mean, fuck, dude. I mean, you really think Kanye
- 20:23Speaker 1: is that fucking outnumbered in that house, bro?
- 20:26Speaker 6: Dog, you see those crazy bitches? They show you them
- 20:28Speaker 6: every Sunday on E.
- 20:29Speaker 1: That is true. Those bitches are crazy, dog. My theory is, bro,
- 20:36Speaker 1: I like the delight to give that.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Dog, these bitches made Lamar Odom smoke crack again, dog.
- 20:41Speaker 1: I mean, fuck. I ain't going to lie, bro. Fucking
- 20:44Speaker 1: Lamar Odom did fucking... Drugs and alcohol. But you know what, bro? Like,
- 20:49Speaker 1: that is true. Lamar Odom was a great assist, bro. But, like, whenever... Like,
- 20:54Speaker 1: I'm serious, bro.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Whenever I fucking saw the.
- 20:56Speaker 1: Playoff games, bro, I would at least, like... I'm not
- 20:59Speaker 1: really big into sports. But he was a trending name. Like, hey. Like,
- 21:03Speaker 1: Lamar Odom gave that pass to Kobe. He gave that
- 21:06Speaker 1: pass to Fisher. 6'10, getting the rebound, running the point.
- 21:09Speaker 1: He did something, bro. And then when he got with
- 21:13Speaker 1: this bitch, dog, this motherfucker started going crazy.
- 21:16Speaker 3: Fucked him up, dog.
- 21:16Speaker 1: And then she got super bad. She fucked him up. Hey, dog.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Shout out to my boy, George, dog. They're almost like vampires, bro.
- 21:24Speaker 3: Shout out to my boy, George, dog.
- 21:26Speaker 6: Last NBA Finals, he tweeted, the only person that's been
- 21:30Speaker 6: to more NBA Finals than LeBron James is Khloe Kardashian.
- 21:35Speaker 1: I was fucking dying.
- 21:41Speaker 2: Look, man.
- 21:42Speaker 1: That's just some real shit, bro. Kardashians are ruining your career,
- 21:45Speaker 1: but I mean, listen, like, it's fucked up, bro, because
- 21:48Speaker 1: the whole community, like, I mean, even everybody else in
- 21:51Speaker 1: the community, like J. Cole, fucking Daz, fucking, what is it?
- 21:57Speaker 1: I mean, I know I'm maybe... There's the people that
- 21:59Speaker 1: you're not... Yeah, there's a couple other, Chris Brown, that
- 22:02Speaker 1: have really called out Kanye on this shit, bro, and
- 22:04Speaker 1: it just... I mean, I hope it's not, like, some
- 22:07Speaker 1: 6ix9ine stunt because he really said some offensive shit. Like,
- 22:09Speaker 1: I mean, listen, bro, ain't no kind of person... Going
- 22:13Speaker 1: to fucking look at the option of being a slave. Hey,
- 22:15Speaker 1: what do you think they would have done?
- 22:17Speaker 3: Imagine if Eminem would have said that shit, dog. They
- 22:20Speaker 3: would have fucking....
- 22:22Speaker 1: That's like fucking me saying like... Hey, everybody that's Latino,
- 22:26Speaker 1: we could have been doctors, but you guys were good
- 22:29Speaker 1: at picking fruit, eh? You know what I'm saying? You
- 22:32Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Like, we all could have been doctors,
- 22:37Speaker 1: but we were just fucking too good at picking them strawberries, dog. Like,
- 22:42Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? We had the perfect tan
- 22:44Speaker 1: to go out in the sun.
- 22:46Speaker 5: Like, be like, we just worked hand in hand with that, dog.
- 22:48Speaker 1: We just took that. I mean, yo. It's fucked up, man.
- 22:51Speaker 1: And I hope whatever's going on with fucking Kanye, man,
- 22:53Speaker 1: he comes back to that shit.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Smoke some motherfucking weed, Kanye.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Smoke some weed.
- 22:57Speaker 6: Put the motherfucking pills down. Get away from them bitches.
- 23:00Speaker 6: Go watch a movie by yourself. Go watch Infinity War.
- 23:03Speaker 6: Hit a fucking blunt in the parking lot.
- 23:04Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, yo, it chews me out, bro. Like,
- 23:07Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Kanye has reached the pinnacle
- 23:10Speaker 1: of fame, right? Is that what happens when you get
- 23:13Speaker 1: that high? Listen, bro, he reached the pinnacle of fame, bro,
- 23:16Speaker 1: but when you look at it and compare it, let's
- 23:18Speaker 1: just say this is 2018 and Kanye was famous in 2016,
- 23:24Speaker 1: but let's just say Cypress Hill was popping in 1999
- 23:26Speaker 1: and 2000, bro. They reached the same kind of pinnacles
- 23:29Speaker 1: of fame, but you don't see them going off the
- 23:31Speaker 1: fucking board like that. No, exactly. You know what I'm saying?
- 23:34Speaker 3: It's all in the character of people who are who
- 23:35Speaker 3: you are mentally. It's something along the.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Line, bro, that fucks up these artists, bro. I don't
- 23:38Speaker 1: know if it's the too much social media or some
- 23:41Speaker 1: shit like that because you don't see too many acts
- 23:44Speaker 1: last the.
- 23:44Speaker 6: Way that these other acts do. In the end, what's
- 23:46Speaker 6: the old saying? Some people aren't built for this, dog.
- 23:51Speaker 6: Some people aren't built for this.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Some people are not built for this shit, man. And
- 23:56Speaker 1: it's fucked up because there's a lot of shit that
- 23:58Speaker 1: comes up. When you're living this fucking, this quote-unquote fame life,
- 24:03Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
- 24:03Speaker 5: Because it's like, fuck, man.
- 24:05Speaker 1: Like, the more you keep going up them stairs, the
- 24:07Speaker 1: more you keep knocking on that door. Oh, yeah.
- 24:09Speaker 3: There's always going to be something coming at you.
- 24:10Speaker 1: There's always something coming at you.
- 24:11Speaker 6: Some shit that you did in the third grade is
- 24:13Speaker 6: going to just pop up on you when you're 30
- 24:14Speaker 6: and shit.
- 24:15Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? That's why I keep your
- 24:18Speaker 3: asshole clean.
- 24:19Speaker 5: Side dick Eddie smoked a cigarette on lunch break.
- 24:21Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Right?
- 24:23Speaker 5: Yeah, like when he was in third grade.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Fucking side dick Eddie Bowen, the teacher in sixth grade, dog.
- 24:27Speaker 5: Somebody got to get Kanye on his Adderalls or some shit.
- 24:29Speaker 1: Like somebody fucking make sure that fool chills the fuck
- 24:32Speaker 1: out because make sure he doesn't wear that hat. This
- 24:34Speaker 1: is what I want from Kanye. I want him to
- 24:36Speaker 1: listen to fucking his college dropout album. I want him
- 24:40Speaker 1: to listen to his, you know, any album that had
- 24:42Speaker 1: the bear on it. and lock himself in a room
- 24:48Speaker 1: with some Insane OG, some grape soda, and, you know, like,
- 24:54Speaker 1: the finest dabs and everything else he could find. And, like,
- 24:58Speaker 1: I want them to treat him... You think he signed
- 25:00Speaker 1: a prenup with her? I just... I mean, no, hell no, bro. Damn,
- 25:03Speaker 1: I was going to say, get out of that, man.
- 25:05Speaker 1: That's what he has to do, dog. First things first, man, like,
- 25:09Speaker 1: you know... if you're there if you're there i don't
- 25:12Speaker 1: know a persian girl will have you nut in her
- 25:15Speaker 1: and dan be like what do you want to do
- 25:17Speaker 1: with those hairy arms and shit they got all this
- 25:21Speaker 1: shit going on trust me dog i'm telling you i'm
- 25:23Speaker 1: letting you know that persian bitch is crazy shit but.
- 25:25Speaker 5: What i'm what i'm what i'm letting you what i'm what.
- 25:27Speaker 1: I want from kanye it's real i want them to
- 25:30Speaker 1: give to give him the basketball diaries treatment like from
- 25:33Speaker 1: uh From Leonardo DiCaprio. I want them to lock Kanye
- 25:37Speaker 1: up in a room and have Samuel L. Jackson watch
- 25:40Speaker 1: the door. You know what I mean?
- 25:41Speaker 5: And to keep feeding that fool joints and blunts.
- 25:44Speaker 3: Put, like, French Prince of Bel-Air on.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Yeah, and albums of shit that's, like, going to get him,
- 25:48Speaker 1: go back to that mentality.
- 25:50Speaker 3: Put, like, Queen Latifah on for him and shit.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Yeah, like, you know, have Queen Latifah screaming him sway
- 25:54Speaker 1: in the morning. Like, you ain't got the answers, Kanye.
- 25:56Speaker 1: You ain't got the answers, sway. Interviews and shit, like,
- 25:59Speaker 1: when he's just getting off. I really, like, you know,
- 26:02Speaker 1: I think that.
- 26:02Speaker 3: Hey, you know what's up? You know what happened, though?
- 26:04Speaker 3: He went crazy when he left Nike, dog. A la Nike.
- 26:07Speaker 3: Try to get that sponsored up.
- 26:10Speaker 1: You know what, bro? I used to be Team Nike, bro.
- 26:12Speaker 1: That's it? You switched on me?
- 26:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:14Speaker 1: You know what? I had to switch, bro. And it's
- 26:15Speaker 1: not because I have a handicapped leg, but I'm going
- 26:18Speaker 1: to fucking, just fucking say it, bro. Fucking, I mean,
- 26:21Speaker 1: be real. Put me on to the fucking Adidas. And
- 26:24Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie, bro. Adidas has been some
- 26:26Speaker 1: of the most comfortable shoes I've ever fucking felt in
- 26:29Speaker 1: my life. And it's a specific model. I got to
- 26:31Speaker 1: try some out. I got to try some out. The
- 26:35Speaker 1: Adidas EQT 9317. There's only about 18 pairs of leases
- 26:39Speaker 1: out there. You know what's crazy? You say that?
- 26:41Speaker 6: I have a friend that's a mad Jordan collector. He's
- 26:44Speaker 6: selling all his heat, and he's switching over to buying those.
- 26:47Speaker 1: What are you saying? The EQT 9317.
- 26:48Speaker 3: He's trying to collect all those.
- 26:49Speaker 1: You know what, bro? It's because it's crazy, bro. Comfort
- 26:52Speaker 1: goes along. When you're over 18 and you start realizing, like, hey,
- 26:56Speaker 1: you know what, like... You know what I mean? Like,
- 26:58Speaker 1: unless you're a real hardcore Jordan fan, you know what
- 27:00Speaker 1: I'm just saying? Like, if you're really being a hardcore
- 27:02Speaker 1: Jordan fan, then I don't feel, like, Eddie, you know
- 27:04Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
- 27:05Speaker 5: Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, Eddie has Valentine's
- 27:07Speaker 5: cards from Jordan.
- 27:08Speaker 1: I do.
- 27:08Speaker 3: I actually do.
- 27:10Speaker 1: So, what I'm saying is, like, unless you're doing it
- 27:12Speaker 1: for the hype, like, hey, you know what? You might
- 27:14Speaker 1: want to think about comfort. If you're over 18, fucking
- 27:17Speaker 1: start thinking like an adult, man. Like, listen, like, Stop
- 27:21Speaker 1: thinking like Lil Pump and start thinking like an adult. Like,
- 27:23Speaker 1: you know, start thinking like Big Pump.
- 27:24Speaker 6: Yeah, don't be wearing them colorful-ass ones, too, man. You
- 27:26Speaker 6: know what I'm saying? When I wore some Jordans, I
- 27:28Speaker 6: wore some ones he wore, the original colorways. I don't
- 27:30Speaker 6: want to see no bright purple or none of that
- 27:31Speaker 6: weird shit, man.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Come on now, dude. Check out the 6ix9ine version, Jordan.
- 27:35Speaker 1: I don't want fucking raining rainbows on my shit.
- 27:39Speaker 3: I can't even wear my headphones when I play 6ix9ine.
- 27:41Speaker 3: He's always yelling, dog.
- 27:43Speaker 1: You know what? I used to get a lot of
- 27:44Speaker 1: shit from people yelling. Like, when I used to make
- 27:47Speaker 1: a lot of the hardcore trap shit, like, you know, like,
- 27:49Speaker 1: and they'll be like, why is he yelling all the time?
- 27:51Speaker 1: I'll be like, you know what?
- 27:51Speaker 5: I don't want to hear that shit. If somebody tells me,
- 27:53Speaker 5: why are you yelling on the track?
- 27:54Speaker 3: No, but you switched it up, though. You got different styles.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck? Y'all can't fucking stay in my voice?
- 27:59Speaker 1: Fuck y'all. I swear, like, I... Listen, bro, fools are
- 28:03Speaker 1: scared of.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Support, dog.
- 28:04Speaker 3: I've been seeing you, dog. You be putting them on
- 28:05Speaker 3: blast on the stories.
- 28:06Speaker 2: I do, bro.
- 28:06Speaker 1: You have to, dog. Hell yeah.
- 28:08Speaker 6: Let them know. But that's what they want. That's those
- 28:10Speaker 6: clout chasers, dog. Fools are scared to fucking show support, dog.
- 28:12Speaker 3: Those little dicks fucking rubbing clout chasers.
- 28:14Speaker 1: It's true. It's true.
- 28:15Speaker 6: Hiding underneath rocks all day. He's on the fucking phone.
- 28:17Speaker 6: Those are the fools that have the phone or the
- 28:19Speaker 6: fucking charger plugged in.
- 28:19Speaker 3: The wall all day, dog.
- 28:20Speaker 1: They're going nowhere. Off top. Fucking off top, bro. Like. Look,
- 28:25Speaker 1: people around you and people that are near you, it's
- 28:28Speaker 1: maybe 10% of them that really show genuine love. You
- 28:31Speaker 1: know what I mean? Or genuine love. I'm sorry. I
- 28:33Speaker 1: get it confused because the fucking, you know, the rap
- 28:35Speaker 1: group or the R & B group, but What I'm
- 28:37Speaker 1: saying is 10% of those people that really show you
- 28:40Speaker 1: love and they will be ready to die for you,
- 28:42Speaker 1: the other people are there to see whether you make it,
- 28:45Speaker 1: but they're more relying on the fact that you don't.
- 28:47Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Every artist has that, dog.
- 28:50Speaker 1: Your M & Ms, everyone, Dr.
- 28:52Speaker 6: Dre's dogs to this day, how old they are, no
- 28:53Speaker 6: matter how old they are, they'll still have that group
- 28:56Speaker 6: of people that still love them and go to their shows.
- 28:59Speaker 1: That's the crazy part about this. In every game, whether
- 29:03Speaker 1: you're an artist that paints some shit, Whether you're an
- 29:06Speaker 1: artist that spits like fucking Cypress Hill or like, you.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Know, we don't smoke the same.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Skateboard or you're an athlete, whatever the fuck you're.
- 29:12Speaker 3: Doing, bro. You have a following. They will always show
- 29:15Speaker 3: you love and be there.
- 29:16Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You're always going to build
- 29:17Speaker 1: that fucking, I have this theory, bro, and I'm going
- 29:19Speaker 1: to just, I'm going to say this shit right here
- 29:21Speaker 1: to all these people. If you guys want, if you're
- 29:23Speaker 1: an aspiring rapper or if you're an aspiring musician or
- 29:26Speaker 1: a DJ or any kind of person in the music industry,
- 29:28Speaker 1: take a pen out, take a notepad out because you
- 29:31Speaker 1: might want to go ahead and spit this like, Too
- 29:33Speaker 1: Short's main producer told me this shit on Some Real
- 29:36Speaker 1: Shit when I collaborated with one of his artists. The
- 29:38Speaker 1: song's unreleased yet because the dude has two mixtapes coming up.
- 29:41Speaker 1: But this is some real gems that was told from me.
- 29:43Speaker 1: He said, hey, man, I'm tired of hearing rappers and
- 29:47Speaker 1: artists talking about that you don't make no money off
- 29:49Speaker 1: the industry because you can't. You can't. You know, they
- 29:52Speaker 1: feel that you have a certain wall. Let me tell
- 29:54Speaker 1: you something. The magic number is 25, all right? You
- 29:58Speaker 1: need 25... motherfucking fans, and I know that's not hard
- 30:02Speaker 1: to achieve in this day and age. You need 25
- 30:06Speaker 1: motherfucking fans that are gonna be willing to pay at
- 30:08Speaker 1: least $ 25 a ticket You know what I mean? All
- 30:12Speaker 1: the way up. You hook them up with whatever you can.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Whether it's a fucking sticker, a fucking drink, or like
- 30:18Speaker 1: the way we do it, a whole fucking gift bag.
- 30:20Speaker 1: You start from somewhere. But as long as you have
- 30:22Speaker 1: 25 motherfucking people that are willing to pay tickets, you
- 30:27Speaker 1: can walk away with $ 1, 000 of performance, dog. And that's
- 30:30Speaker 1: the really shit that I heard. And ever since I
- 30:32Speaker 1: heard that advice from Too Short's main producer and engineer,
- 30:35Speaker 1: who is an ace nice.
- 30:36Speaker 5: I fucking really tripped out.
- 30:37Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, bro? I ain't never
- 30:38Speaker 1: going to bitch about this shit ever again because at
- 30:41Speaker 1: the end of the day, it is what you put
- 30:42Speaker 1: in on it. And it's like, hey, I can go
- 30:44Speaker 1: ahead and sell more than 25 tickets off top if
- 30:47Speaker 1: I really wanted to. I can go ahead and be like, hey,
- 30:49Speaker 1: you know what? I'm going to go ahead and include
- 30:50Speaker 1: two drinks and two joints. per ticket that you buy.
- 30:54Speaker 1: And I guarantee you I could sell 50 more than 25. Shit,
- 30:56Speaker 1: I'm there. I know where the next show at. I'm there.
- 30:58Speaker 1: You got a show tonight?
- 30:59Speaker 3: I need three.
- 31:00Speaker 1: I need three. What's good? You know what I'm saying?
- 31:02Speaker 1: I'm right there. And it's crazy. So it's like a
- 31:05Speaker 1: little word to advice to all you other people out
- 31:07Speaker 1: there that think that it's impossible or think it's hard
- 31:09Speaker 1: to create your own wave. You know what I mean?
- 31:11Speaker 1: All you need is 25 people that are willing to
- 31:13Speaker 1: pay and support your shit. Whether you're charging $ 10 or $ 25,
- 31:17Speaker 1: trust me, you're going to get somewhere with those 25 people. Oh, yeah.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Keep stacking and keep grinding. I'm 30. then 35, then 40,
- 31:23Speaker 1: then 50, then that shit's 100 before you know it.
- 31:27Speaker 1: And each one of those people are willing to invest
- 31:28Speaker 1: their money into this shit. And it took me a
- 31:30Speaker 1: long time to realize that shit. But you know what?
- 31:33Speaker 1: It's like, fuck, you know what? You see it go
- 31:34Speaker 1: by many times. And fucking A, man. Shout out to
- 31:37Speaker 1: all the people who support We Don't Smoke the Same.
- 31:39Speaker 3: All the grinders supporting all day.
- 31:41Speaker 1: We Don't Smoke the Same.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Yep.
- 31:43Speaker 1: Fucking A, man. And yeah, man. Fucking cheers, man. I
- 31:48Speaker 1: fucking got this. I want to fucking tell everybody out there,
- 31:51Speaker 1: About this, I got this bottle. Like, I rarely get
- 31:54Speaker 1: liquor sent to me in the mail. But there's this
- 31:56Speaker 1: company called Real Honey and Milk. It's a cream liquor. Yeah,
- 32:01Speaker 1: like cream. Like, you know, like the fucking jelly. Yeah,
- 32:03Speaker 1: like crema.
- 32:03Speaker 3: Like, I guess.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Or, yeah, but, like, it's kind of like creamer kind
- 32:07Speaker 1: of stuff. You know, like you put in coffee.
- 32:08Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 32:09Speaker 1: But it's 12% alcohol. So what it is is like.
- 32:11Speaker 1: The creamer is 12% alcohol? Yeah, so what they do
- 32:13Speaker 1: is like they give me recipes because I drink these
- 32:16Speaker 1: Nespresso's all day, right? So they told me it's like, yo,
- 32:20Speaker 1: it's perfect with Nespresso. It's perfect with Hennessy. And I'm
- 32:22Speaker 1: just going to say, man, shout out to the real
- 32:25Speaker 1: milk and honey because this shit diluted all the... It's
- 32:30Speaker 1: like taking the venom out of a snake. You know
- 32:33Speaker 1: what I'm saying? You put the fucking teeth right at
- 32:36Speaker 1: the edge of the cup and fucking push the head down.
- 32:38Speaker 1: I put the teeth on the side and I was like, hey,
- 32:40Speaker 1: you know what? Fucking spit that shit out. I don't
- 32:41Speaker 1: taste that shit. Cheers.
- 32:42Speaker 3: I'm trying to get fucked up tonight. I ain't trying
- 32:45Speaker 3: to fill my balls, bitch.
- 32:47Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about right there. Hey, fucking, also, man, fucking,
- 32:51Speaker 1: I was out there with, what's his name, Raz Dude
- 32:56Speaker 1: at House of Eden.
- 32:58Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 32:59Speaker 1: For your birthday, dog.
- 33:00Speaker 3: That shit was crazy, dog. That shit was pretty lit, man.
- 33:03Speaker 3: You know how we do it.
- 33:04Speaker 6: What's crazy is I'm a party animal ever since I
- 33:08Speaker 6: was a little kid. I was a car show baby,
- 33:09Speaker 6: you know? So my pops was a DJ and a
- 33:12Speaker 6: car show, all that shit. So I'd be there like
- 33:13Speaker 6: one or two, you know? They got video footage. of
- 33:16Speaker 6: me on fucking VHS telling bitches, show me your muff,
- 33:19Speaker 6: all that shit, show titties. So I grew up partying, dog.
- 33:23Speaker 6: So anything, it could be Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, I'm
- 33:27Speaker 6: trying to party, dog. So birthday, you know how we
- 33:30Speaker 6: do it.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I went there first, and
- 33:35Speaker 1: I went there with my homie Dab Av. And it
- 33:38Speaker 1: was cool. You know what I mean? We were tripping out.
- 33:42Speaker 1: It was strippers, and we were getting fucked up.
- 33:44Speaker 6: What's crazy is George brought more girls than there was
- 33:46Speaker 6: there working.
- 33:47Speaker 1: Yeah, man. That's what I'm talking about. You see that?
- 33:53Speaker 5: When George showed up with those girls, I was like, oh, yeah.
- 33:57Speaker 1: We got the early food. It was crazy because it
- 34:00Speaker 1: was Thursday night. It was the day of my birthday.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Okay.
- 34:04Speaker 6: So he hits me up. He was like, hey, dog,
- 34:06Speaker 6: the fucking director for Taco Shop's already there. And it's
- 34:09Speaker 6: 9 o'clock. So we jam out over there already. And
- 34:12Speaker 6: from 9 o'clock, dog, on, we were just going ham.
- 34:15Speaker 6: By 10 o'clock, I threw up twice.
- 34:18Speaker 1: By the time E-Zone was there, I was throwing up
- 34:19Speaker 1: all over my pants. I was like, what's up, dog?
- 34:20Speaker 2: How you doing, fool?
- 34:21Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this was fucking, I was like, I fucked
- 34:23Speaker 1: up my shoes, dog.
- 34:27Speaker 6: It was crazy, bro. But it was cracking, man. You
- 34:29Speaker 6: know what was nuts? Like that picture we did at
- 34:31Speaker 6: the end, bro. Like, this is how packed we were.
- 34:33Speaker 6: We shut the stage down at the strip club.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Yeah, we did.
- 34:36Speaker 3: And we took a picture on it.
- 34:37Speaker 1: That shit was like Shoreline Moffitt performing up there, bro.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Listen, bro.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Like, I haven't talked about this shit, like, because we
- 34:47Speaker 1: went to fucking, what is it? What was that fucking festival, Sammy?
- 34:54Speaker 1: Smokers Club, yeah. We went to Smokers Club. I went
- 34:57Speaker 1: with fucking Ayo Toppy, fucking AKA Sammy.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Ayo Toppy?
- 35:01Speaker 1: Fucking, I went up there celebrating his birthday and that
- 35:04Speaker 1: shit was lit, bro. Yeah, who was up there? I
- 35:07Speaker 1: got to see a lot of my favorite acts. You know,
- 35:09Speaker 1: I didn't get to see Tom Kennedy because, you know,
- 35:11Speaker 1: he performed on Sunday, but I got to see Shoreline Mafia.
- 35:14Speaker 3: How was that, dog?
- 35:15Speaker 2: I mean, listen, bro.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I fuck with them. I like them. I like
- 35:16Speaker 1: Showtime Mafia, bro. I like them. And I like their
- 35:18Speaker 1: fucking hits. But I don't like the fact that there's
- 35:21Speaker 1: 100 niggas on stage, bro. Yeah, there was a bunch
- 35:23Speaker 1: of them. You know what I mean?
- 35:24Speaker 3: There was a bunch. It was like a Wu-Tang times 20.
- 35:26Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean? I know, dog. By
- 35:28Speaker 1: the way, shout out to fucking Top Av and Smoker
- 35:31Speaker 1: Boy over here in the fucking house over here fucking,
- 35:34Speaker 1: you know, joining the show. You seen that Top Av?
- 35:38Speaker 1: Fucking Send Dog came over here because the show was
- 35:40Speaker 1: so fun, bro. That's what I'm talking about. We turning
- 35:43Speaker 1: up on We Don't Smoke the Same, dog. Shout out
- 35:45Speaker 1: to Sin Dog in the building.
- 35:48Speaker 2: Shout out to.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Fucking Sin Dog over here. The last week's interview was crazy.
- 35:51Speaker 1: It still has people talking. They know Pedro is the lechero.
- 35:54Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, for real. Like, I
- 35:57Speaker 1: made sure I fucking sponsored that ad, bro. I paid
- 36:00Speaker 1: $ 30 sponsorship. If you haven't heard that story about Pedro
- 36:03Speaker 1: and the breast milk, make sure you check it out.
- 36:06Speaker 3: We're going to turn that shit into a mini movie, dog.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Yeah, he found out who was the best dancer, by
- 36:10Speaker 1: the way. Yeah, man. But yeah, we went to that
- 36:14Speaker 1: strip club with Sidek Eddie and his birthday. That shit
- 36:16Speaker 1: was lit.
- 36:17Speaker 3: It was cracking, dog.
- 36:18Speaker 6: Hey, you know what was nuts, dog? Shout out to
- 36:21Speaker 6: my boy, my manager, the GM, and the co-owner of
- 36:25Speaker 6: the club. He fucking put me on my boy Buddha.
- 36:28Speaker 6: I've known him for 15 years, dog. And he pretty
- 36:30Speaker 6: much just gave us the keys, dog. He's like, man,
- 36:33Speaker 6: you fools look like you about to fuck shit up.
- 36:35Speaker 6: So you guys can do whatever you guys want to do. But, nah,
- 36:38Speaker 6: he was cool, dog. Like, he let us have fun,
- 36:40Speaker 6: and we all had fun, and it was a good night.
- 36:42Speaker 6: The best thing about it, how much were the drinks, dog?
- 36:44Speaker 6: It was fucking happy hour all night long, boy.
- 36:47Speaker 1: I mean, let me tell you something, man. Like, fucking,
- 36:50Speaker 1: you know, those girls were dancing for $ 4 an hour
- 36:52Speaker 1: before my homie Dabab showed up. And fucking, you know
- 36:55Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
- 36:57Speaker 6: Someone puts $ 2 down, you can grab butt cheeks, all
- 36:59Speaker 6: that shit, dog.
- 37:00Speaker 1: I'm sorry, a Dabab representative showed up and fucking just
- 37:05Speaker 1: made it right up over here.
- 37:06Speaker 2: It was me.
- 37:06Speaker 1: I had the Dabab sweater on. That's what it was.
- 37:09Speaker 1: You know, look, we're all Dababs out, man. But I'm
- 37:12Speaker 1: telling you, man. Also, man, I want to bring up,
- 37:14Speaker 1: fucking shout out to everybody who showed up to the
- 37:16Speaker 1: Green Thumb Experience last week. Oh, yeah, I was here.
- 37:18Speaker 1: I was cracking, dog.
- 37:19Speaker 3: I thought you looked.
- 37:19Speaker 1: So fucking dope. This was the last time we're going
- 37:22Speaker 1: to actually probably do it here in the actual studio.
- 37:25Speaker 1: We're going to get a legit venue because, you know
- 37:27Speaker 1: what I mean, everything's moving in the industry towards legalization.
- 37:31Speaker 1: So the same thing is that we're going to have
- 37:32Speaker 1: to go ahead and move towards it as well, too.
- 37:34Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying? So we're moving on up.
- 37:37Speaker 1: To the east side.
- 37:38Speaker 5: To the east side. You know, I sound like Florida
- 37:41Speaker 5: and shit.
- 37:42Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, we're going to go ahead and
- 37:43Speaker 1: keep it going for you guys. Next time we do
- 37:46Speaker 1: the Green Thumb Experience, it's going to be at a
- 37:47Speaker 1: better venue. And the gift bags are just going to
- 37:50Speaker 1: be just as packed. We're going to have just as
- 37:53Speaker 1: dope vendors. And a big fuck you to Sammy for
- 37:56Speaker 1: whatever he's doing on the camera. You know, just want
- 37:59Speaker 1: to point that out.
- 38:00Speaker 3: But.
- 38:01Speaker 1: We're going to go ahead and get ready for this
- 38:02Speaker 1: interview with Matt Robertson, fucking the giraffe man. By the way, listen,
- 38:08Speaker 1: I know you guys were expecting Generation X, Road Dogg,
- 38:11Speaker 1: and Mr. Ass, but no, it's just going to be
- 38:14Speaker 1: one of them. It's going to be Matt Robertson because
- 38:17Speaker 1: who's last going to come through, but Matt Robertson is
- 38:20Speaker 1: the one dude who does it all. He's fucking a glassblower.
- 38:24Speaker 1: He's a fucking father to be, and he's a fucking
- 38:27Speaker 1: aspiring fucking comedian. And he's a motherfucking animal. Who has
- 38:29Speaker 1: made me laugh with the most outlandish shit. And when
- 38:33Speaker 1: I mean outlandish, bro, you're going to see what I'm
- 38:35Speaker 1: talking about. So let's get into either an alley review
- 38:38Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck we are going and we're going
- 38:39Speaker 1: to set up. And it's going to be Sidekick Eddie, myself,
- 38:42Speaker 1: and Matt Robertson. And we're going to fucking take dabs
- 38:45Speaker 1: over here. Already. Big dabs. And we're going to go
- 38:48Speaker 1: ahead and after that, we're going to go ahead and
- 38:51Speaker 1: get into a closeout by a resident DJ, fucking DJ C-Rock.
- 38:54Speaker 1: Drugs and alcohol.
- 38:55Speaker 5: We'll be back here on B-Real TV. Peace out, y'all.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Here on the we don't smoke the same show and
- 39:04Speaker 1: i want to go ahead and give a fucking warm
- 39:05Speaker 1: welcome here and a big round of applause to our
- 39:07Speaker 1: fucking legendary homie over here listen this is my homie
- 39:12Speaker 1: matt robertson here the giraffe man in case you guys
- 39:15Speaker 1: know him you know i mean i'm making this draft
- 39:16Speaker 1: here in case you guys don't fucking know man this
- 39:19Speaker 1: is like he's like reaching top four he's like just
- 39:22Speaker 1: he's like one of the justin bieber's in the top
- 39:24Speaker 1: 40 40 you know what i'm saying that's how you
- 39:26Speaker 1: compare it because like we don't have.
- 39:28Speaker 2: Because we're from the same area i mean no.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Not just from the same area I mean that's funny
- 39:32Speaker 1: but what I'm saying is that like we don't have
- 39:35Speaker 1: a category yet to like justify like any kind of
- 39:39Speaker 1: justice or give us like you know any kind of
- 39:41Speaker 1: like credit for the shit that we do but you've
- 39:44Speaker 1: been I mean bro like it's not easy to go
- 39:47Speaker 1: into the glass game and like fucking like Michael Jackson
- 39:50Speaker 1: that shit. You know what I'm saying? I always tell him, dog, like,
- 39:53Speaker 1: this is like the Picasso fucking, you know what I'm saying?
- 39:56Speaker 3: Like, you know, like, he's art, bro.
- 39:59Speaker 1: There was many great artists back in the day, like Picasso,
- 40:01Speaker 1: Van Gogh, and shit like that. Da Vinci, all these
- 40:04Speaker 1: in that. That's the same thing.
- 40:05Speaker 3: He's a motherfucking genius.
- 40:07Speaker 1: I'm going to go ahead and give a big round
- 40:08Speaker 1: of applause to our homie Matt Robertson for welcoming me
- 40:10Speaker 1: to the We Don't Smoke the Same show. And, yo, man,
- 40:14Speaker 1: he has a new piece here that automatically got scooped
- 40:17Speaker 1: by the homie Top Av, a.k.a. Dab Av. And this
- 40:20Speaker 1: is how, this is how, it took. 2 seconds before
- 40:23Speaker 1: this piece got scooped up. That's how crazy this shit is.
- 40:27Speaker 6: Yo, hey, I just went to go take a fucking
- 40:29Speaker 6: piss and came out and I seen fucking a bunch
- 40:31Speaker 6: of hundreds.
- 40:32Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? He was celebrating like
- 40:34Speaker 1: he fucking had a quinceanera or some shit, bro.
- 40:36Speaker 6: And I was like, what happened? Either Taco Man's here
- 40:38Speaker 6: or we got some strippers. And they were like, nah,
- 40:40Speaker 6: he just bought the rig off Matt.
- 40:41Speaker 3: I was like, wow. Just like that.
- 40:43Speaker 1: That's how it is, bro. Like, when you're a fucking
- 40:47Speaker 1: top artist like that, bro, and you have the juice
- 40:49Speaker 1: like that. Strippers. It doesn't matter, bro. You can Banksy
- 40:52Speaker 1: that shit, bro. Like, I mean, right off the bat, bro,
- 40:55Speaker 1: because a lot of our fucking, a lot of our
- 40:57Speaker 1: viewers are here.
- 40:58Speaker 6: That was some Floyd Mayweather shit right there.
- 40:59Speaker 1: They'll be on some Mayweather shit, so they don't really
- 41:01Speaker 1: know too much, bro. Banksy that shit, bro. Like, I mean, wait,
- 41:04Speaker 1: what's up with the overlap? What is it? A lot
- 41:07Speaker 1: of our viewers here, they won't fucking, they don't really
- 41:10Speaker 1: know too much about you, bro. Like, how long have
- 41:12Speaker 1: you been behind the fucking torch for you to master
- 41:16Speaker 1: this shit, bro? Because, like, that's like, Me being able
- 41:18Speaker 1: to just freestyle 72 bars right off the bat.
- 41:22Speaker 5: This is like 72 or.
- 41:24Speaker 1: 100 bars right there.
- 41:25Speaker 2: I've definitely put my 10,000 hours in. No, 15 years.
- 41:29Speaker 1: 15 years?
- 41:32Speaker 8: That's a fucking key scenario, bro. That's a fucking key scenario.
- 41:37Speaker 8: Mastering his craft, dog. Like Luke Skywalker and shit, dog.
- 41:42Speaker 8: Just fucking becoming a Jedi.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Just to recap this shit. Matt Robertson said it right
- 41:47Speaker 1: here on the We Don't Smoke the Same show and
- 41:50Speaker 1: on B-Real TV. He's been doing this shit for a quinceanera. Like,
- 41:54Speaker 1: for as long as a quinceanera. That means 15 fucking years.
- 41:59Speaker 6: I know chicks that couldn't even hold their virginity for
- 42:01Speaker 6: 15 years, though, growing up.
- 42:03Speaker 3: And he's been doing it that long, yo.
- 42:07Speaker 1: I mean, hey, bro, like, Eddie's speaking truth, but 15
- 42:10Speaker 1: fucking years, bro, to be behind the torch... Like, I
- 42:13Speaker 1: can imagine how many fucking burns, how many fucking third-degree burns,
- 42:18Speaker 1: how many times you wanted to give up, how many
- 42:20Speaker 1: times you didn't think this shit was going to work out.
- 42:22Speaker 3: Like, when you do glass, do you play, like, Usher
- 42:24Speaker 3: burn when you do glass?
- 42:26Speaker 1: He said, if you play, let it burn. You know
- 42:28Speaker 1: what he's doing? This is my boy right here, man.
- 42:32Speaker 1: I love this guy right here, man.
- 42:33Speaker 2: I did come up with my own burn cream, though.
- 42:35Speaker 2: It's called Robert and Son's Burn Cream. It doesn't prevent burns,
- 42:39Speaker 2: but it makes your burn experience more pleasurable.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Andy's an aspiring comedian, too, dog.
- 42:50Speaker 3: I'm telling you. You got it, dog.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Hey, man. Listen, bro. Here's the thing, man. Like, a
- 42:56Speaker 1: lot of you guys don't even, like, You guys out there, like,
- 42:59Speaker 1: a lot of you heady boys and heady girls out there,
- 43:01Speaker 1: you guys have pieces, but you guys don't know the
- 43:04Speaker 1: artist that fucking, or you guys don't even have a
- 43:06Speaker 1: clue of what it's like to get to know the
- 43:08Speaker 1: actual artist that created this shit. And right off the bat, like,
- 43:12Speaker 1: this is a man of many talents. Like, he knows
- 43:15Speaker 1: how to blow guys for, like, 15 years, which you
- 43:17Speaker 1: guys have, I mean, if you guys don't, like, take
- 43:18Speaker 1: a notepad out.
- 43:19Speaker 5: 15 fucking years, okay? That's a fucking hefty resume.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Okay. I went to.
- 43:22Speaker 2: College for glassblowing, actually.
- 43:24Speaker 1: Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Four years.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Four years.
- 43:29Speaker 5: Where the fuck do you go to college for glassblowing?
- 43:31Speaker 1: No, he just went to go have fun, probably. I
- 43:37Speaker 1: want to know where you go to college.
- 43:38Speaker 2: It's called Sheridan College. I actually went there to do
- 43:41Speaker 2: animation because it's the best animation school in Canada.
- 43:45Speaker 1: Oh, are you originally from Canada?
- 43:47Speaker 3: It's Canadian, dog.
- 43:48Speaker 1: Hey, hell yeah, bro. Fucking free health care over here, dog.
- 43:53Speaker 3: Right?
- 43:54Speaker 1: Yeah. Bro, that's the, I mean, that's, you know, as
- 43:56Speaker 1: an American, bro, that's the one thing they fucking make
- 43:58Speaker 1: you envy about Canada.
- 43:59Speaker 5: They're like, hey, bro. I'd rather pay for it, man.
- 44:02Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. They give you all the cheap drugs.
- 44:04Speaker 2: I hate.
- 44:06Speaker 3: Yeah, are the drugs watered down out there because it's
- 44:08Speaker 3: free medical?
- 44:09Speaker 2: They just want to swipe your card, your health card,
- 44:11Speaker 2: as many times as possible.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 44:14Speaker 3: Because they still get paid. The doctors still get paid
- 44:16Speaker 3: through taxes, right? Yeah, they pay.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Through taxes, and they just want to swipe you.
- 44:22Speaker 6: Anything, cough, back aches. They're going to do an MRI
- 44:27Speaker 6: just to make sure you're all right.
- 44:28Speaker 2: They want you to come back so you can swipe
- 44:29Speaker 2: your card.
- 44:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 44:30Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
- 44:31Speaker 1: So you're originally from Canada, bro, and it's like a
- 44:34Speaker 1: lot of the people that really watch our show, it's worldwide. So, like,
- 44:39Speaker 1: they may know about your pieces, but they don't know
- 44:41Speaker 1: who the fuck is behind this shit. So, like, these
- 44:43Speaker 1: exact pieces that I have in my hand, these giraffe
- 44:45Speaker 1: pieces that you see many people in the community post up,
- 44:48Speaker 1: this is the man who creates it. So, like, some
- 44:51Speaker 1: of the questions that you've been wondering for years... Might
- 44:54Speaker 1: be an answer tonight. So, like, you've been doing this
- 44:57Speaker 1: for 15 years. You're originally from Canada, bro.
- 45:02Speaker 2: That's right.
- 45:03Speaker 1: Like, do you have a family history of, like, somebody
- 45:06Speaker 1: blowing glass in your family? Or is, like, how did
- 45:08Speaker 1: that work?
- 45:09Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll put you on a blowing glass. What made
- 45:11Speaker 6: you decide, like, you know what? I love this shit.
- 45:13Speaker 1: I'm going to be like Mike.
- 45:15Speaker 2: You know what? There was a moment where I was
- 45:19Speaker 2: going to that school to do animation. And I didn't
- 45:23Speaker 2: get into the animation program, so I took some general
- 45:26Speaker 2: arts and sciences. And then I was walking around the campus,
- 45:30Speaker 2: and I saw them blowing glass in there.
- 45:32Speaker 5: On campus?
- 45:33Speaker 1: On campus. Were they blowing bongs?
- 45:34Speaker 2: No, they were just pulling some big artwork.
- 45:37Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've seen a cup you did that was dope.
- 45:39Speaker 2: No, like contemporary art sculptures.
- 45:42Speaker 1: Okay, just like hipster shit.
- 45:44Speaker 2: Well, you know, old.
- 45:46Speaker 1: Well, because there's a lot of other shit you can
- 45:48Speaker 1: do with glass besides making your rigs and shit.
- 45:50Speaker 6: Because that cup you have on your page, dog, that
- 45:53Speaker 6: shit was sick, dog.
- 45:54Speaker 1: That cup you made. So, like, it'll be some shit
- 45:56Speaker 1: like that kind of, right?
- 45:58Speaker 2: No, that's... Like, I was making, like, these big, like,
- 46:00Speaker 2: just vases. Oh. Big-ass sculptures that are nothing.
- 46:04Speaker 6: And did the teacher know, like, when you were doing it, like, yo,
- 46:06Speaker 6: you got something, some kind of talent in this shit?
- 46:09Speaker 1: Yeah, they did say that, yeah.
- 46:11Speaker 5: So there was a teacher that did say that.
- 46:12Speaker 3: They just seen it right away.
- 46:14Speaker 2: And then my assistant... Because we could never make a
- 46:17Speaker 2: pipe in college. So I never made a pipe all
- 46:21Speaker 2: for the first four years that I blew glass.
- 46:23Speaker 1: What did you make?
- 46:23Speaker 2: I made big sculptures.
- 46:25Speaker 3: Like vases and shit.
- 46:27Speaker 5: Like Christos and shit.
- 46:28Speaker 1: Like, you know, God people shit. What?
- 46:30Speaker 5: Like, you know, like sculptures of like, you know, like.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Because the only time I've seen glass fucking like being
- 46:35Speaker 1: blown or like any kind of that kind of shit
- 46:37Speaker 1: in sculptures has been in religious shit.
- 46:40Speaker 5: So I know it takes like a lot. What kind
- 46:42Speaker 5: of sculptures did you make?
- 46:43Speaker 2: It was Pastafarian based.
- 46:46Speaker 6: Shit, the first time I seen glass, besides being on
- 46:49Speaker 6: the window, was one of my aunt's crack pipes, dog,
- 46:52Speaker 6: that she had in her purse, dog.
- 46:57Speaker 2: I just accidentally made a crack pipe the other day.
- 47:00Speaker 1: And I was like, look how cool this bubble cap is, dude.
- 47:02Speaker 2: It's a new design.
- 47:04Speaker 1: You know what? I think that's a crack pipe, dude.
- 47:06Speaker 5: I was cracking up about that shit the other day, bro.
- 47:09Speaker 1: I've really been into collecting these bubble caps lately because,
- 47:12Speaker 1: you know, big bangers are the new thing or whatever. And,
- 47:15Speaker 1: you know, whenever you get the most customized bubble cap,
- 47:18Speaker 1: when I really was holding one of mine, which was, like,
- 47:20Speaker 1: an alien head with, like, a big belly, I was like, yo,
- 47:23Speaker 1: this is, like, a heady-ass crack pipe.
- 47:25Speaker 5: Like, if I put some crack in his belly.
- 47:26Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
- 47:28Speaker 1: I was like, this little fucking just, like, you get
- 47:30Speaker 1: lit and shit, bro. Turn back time right there with that.
- 47:33Speaker 1: It'd be fucking alien crack, but fucking, hey, man, that's
- 47:37Speaker 1: fucking nuts, man. You know, when you get to know
- 47:39Speaker 1: an artist that's behind the fire, bro, because... we're in
- 47:44Speaker 1: a whole different category, bro. Like, this is like a whole,
- 47:47Speaker 1: it's like when Vegas is being built without all the
- 47:50Speaker 1: new casinos, you know what I mean?
- 47:51Speaker 5: That's the level where we're at when the cannabis community.
- 47:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:54Speaker 2: I can see that.
- 47:55Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, you don't remember that
- 47:56Speaker 1: movie Casino where he says before the casinos get tore down? Yeah,
- 48:00Speaker 1: before they went to turn to Disneyland and all that shit.
- 48:03Speaker 5: And it's like, yo, to reach the type of level.
- 48:06Speaker 2: What's next, you know?
- 48:06Speaker 1: Like, I don't know. It's all coming.
- 48:08Speaker 2: It's like growing.
- 48:10Speaker 1: You know what will fucking break my heart, bro? If
- 48:12Speaker 1: somebody out there Like, Honda makes a fucking glass-blowing robot.
- 48:17Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying?
- 48:18Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 48:19Speaker 2: They have those.
- 48:20Speaker 1: They do?
- 48:21Speaker 3: They don't make a regular shit?
- 48:25Speaker 1: Hold on. Explain this shit. A glass-blowing robot.
- 48:27Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
- 48:28Speaker 9: So, like, they got lathes that spin glass, and they
- 48:31Speaker 9: have a torch that comes in on a robotic arm,
- 48:33Speaker 9: and then they have a tool that comes in and, like,
- 48:36Speaker 9: makes parts to save mankind, basically.
- 48:40Speaker 2: I've seen.
- 48:42Speaker 2: Lathes that are the size.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Of this room. Even that, but I was going to say,
- 48:45Speaker 1: I don't know why.
- 48:47Speaker 2: No, this is for parts for, like, companies that we
- 48:49Speaker 2: know nothing about.
- 48:51Speaker 3: I thought about it the other day.
- 48:52Speaker 6: I don't know why, but, like, what if they ever
- 48:54Speaker 6: made a fucking 3D printer that's glass and you can
- 48:57Speaker 6: make a fucking rig?
- 48:59Speaker 1: What the fuck? With glass?
- 49:01Speaker 3: I'm behind time and shit.
- 49:02Speaker 1: So you're telling me that, like, if I put this
- 49:04Speaker 1: shit in front of a... No, no, not quite. Okay. Because,
- 49:07Speaker 1: you know, like, with 3D printers, like, here's the thing.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Here's the way how they work, bro. Like, I've never
- 49:12Speaker 1: used one. The only time I got to see a
- 49:13Speaker 1: 3D printer was, like, on some shady shit where I
- 49:16Speaker 1: went to, like, this, like, shady place and the homie
- 49:17Speaker 1: was like, all right, put your fucking weapon in there and, like,
- 49:19Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I heard they could
- 49:21Speaker 1: make a gun, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like,
- 49:23Speaker 1: it's crazy. You'll make your pieces, right? But, like, I was, like,
- 49:25Speaker 1: in my head, I was thinking, I was like, well,
- 49:27Speaker 1: I can make a plastic version of this bong real quick,
- 49:30Speaker 1: but I had to, like, chop it up in different pieces.
- 49:32Speaker 2: You're talking about cold?
- 49:33Speaker 1: Yeah, like, it scans it, bro. It's crazy, bro. Like,
- 49:36Speaker 1: that shit was some, like, I just literally tripped out.
- 49:39Speaker 6: What it doesn't have, though, those machines don't have the
- 49:41Speaker 6: heart that guys like this guy have, man.
- 49:43Speaker 1: That's the thing, bro.
- 49:44Speaker 3: And that's what makes it different.
- 49:45Speaker 1: It's different. It's the same thing as, like, you know how, like,
- 49:47Speaker 1: when your mom makes you a sandwich or a food?
- 49:49Speaker 3: Oh, and you go get a shitty sandwich from a
- 49:51Speaker 3: fast food store?
- 49:51Speaker 1: And then you try to make it, and it tastes
- 49:53Speaker 1: like shit.
- 49:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you put the love into it.
- 49:55Speaker 5: Yeah, like, it's the same thing, bro.
- 49:57Speaker 1: And it's like, you, like, I honestly think, man, it's like,
- 50:00Speaker 1: one day, like, you, like, people like you, Hoops Glass,
- 50:04Speaker 1: Muller Glass, Banjo... et cetera, and everybody else, Nerve and
- 50:08Speaker 1: whoever I'm not mentioning here, forgive me, there's going to
- 50:11Speaker 1: be a fucking, there's going to be a museum dedicated
- 50:14Speaker 1: to you motherfuckers. Like, you know the one dedicated to
- 50:16Speaker 1: the L.A.
- 50:17Speaker 2: Zoo?
- 50:17Speaker 1: No, when the fucking world's going to end, it's going
- 50:20Speaker 1: to be like one for you guys.
- 50:21Speaker 6: When the world's going to end, they're going to look
- 50:22Speaker 6: for a pendant, they're going to look for a rig,
- 50:24Speaker 6: they're going to look for all your fucking historical artifacts.
- 50:27Speaker 6: And they're going to fucking put them in a safe
- 50:28Speaker 6: and take them to the next world. But you know
- 50:30Speaker 6: what they're not going to have? They're not going to
- 50:32Speaker 6: have this one.
- 50:32Speaker 2: No.
- 50:33Speaker 1: They're not going to have this one either, bro. I
- 50:35Speaker 1: found this one in the candle, bro. Damn.
- 50:37Speaker 5: Yeah, I did, bro. I fucking bought.
- 50:38Speaker 2: I got the little coil.
- 50:40Speaker 1: I bought $ 642 worth of candles to get this pendant.
- 50:44Speaker 2: Are you serious?
- 50:44Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. I went there every weekend. And I fucking
- 50:47Speaker 1: bought a candle for each one of my aunts and
- 50:50Speaker 1: my fucking grandma.
- 50:51Speaker 3: Well, that's worth it, though. Look how nice that looks.
- 50:52Speaker 1: And their fucking rooms kept smelling good. And this was
- 50:55Speaker 1: before I even had my own candles. And then one
- 50:58Speaker 1: day after, I think my grandma was the one.
- 51:00Speaker 5: That found it.
- 51:01Speaker 1: She called me. She was like, hey, there's this fucking
- 51:03Speaker 1: foil shit in there. It looks like a little tamale.
- 51:07Speaker 1: She was like, I pulled it out, and I put
- 51:10Speaker 1: the candle out. Is there supposed to be something in there?
- 51:12Speaker 1: So she pulled it out, and I freaked out. And
- 51:15Speaker 1: then ever since then, it just tripped me out. Were
- 51:16Speaker 1: you giving everyone Christmas gifts, birthday gift candles and shit
- 51:19Speaker 1: until you got the fucking piece? I think. I think
- 51:23Speaker 1: I got number two out of 20.
- 51:24Speaker 2: Wow.
- 51:24Speaker 1: That was worth it.
- 51:26Speaker 2: What color is the back?
- 51:27Speaker 1: That was worth it. It's like green.
- 51:29Speaker 7: Slime, dude.
- 51:30Speaker 1: Yeah, slime. Slime. It's crazy, man. How do you feel, bro,
- 51:34Speaker 1: that like you're kind of like a household name in
- 51:37Speaker 1: the smokers community? Like, you know what I mean? Like
- 51:40Speaker 1: I can go to Denver and I can go to
- 51:41Speaker 1: Michigan and I can go to New York and to
- 51:43Speaker 1: somebody who's dedicated to smoking the way we do. Like,
- 51:47Speaker 1: I could be like, hey, like, do you have any
- 51:48Speaker 1: people that have Matt Robertsons around here? And they'll be like,
- 51:50Speaker 1: it's like me saying, hey, do you have those Jordans retros? Like,
- 51:54Speaker 1: is that weird to you, bro?
- 51:55Speaker 2: I feel blessed, dude. I feel blown away. Like, it's unbelievable.
- 51:59Speaker 2: When I went to school for Glass, I never thought
- 52:01Speaker 2: that this would be.
- 52:02Speaker 1: The outcome?
- 52:04Speaker 2: Yeah, because the pipe scene came in right after I graduated.
- 52:09Speaker 1: After you graduated? We came right at the right time.
- 52:11Speaker 2: I didn't even make a pipe yet.
- 52:13Speaker 5: You spent four years making sculptures?
- 52:15Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to get blessed. Let me get a.
- 52:18Speaker 2: Blessed hit with that. I'd have to go into stores
- 52:20Speaker 2: and I'd bring a case of pipes when I first
- 52:23Speaker 2: started out and they wouldn't buy them from me. They'd
- 52:25Speaker 2: be like, you know, these are just regular ass pipes.
- 52:29Speaker 2: And then my wife would go in with the same
- 52:31Speaker 2: case and she said she made them. So for like
- 52:34Speaker 2: two years they were all sold under Kyle's pipes. Wow.
- 52:39Speaker 1: See, that's crazy how that happens though. Yeah, because And
- 52:42Speaker 1: then they buy the whole case. They'll be like, you
- 52:44Speaker 1: made these?
- 52:44Speaker 2: She'll be like, yeah, I made these.
- 52:45Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? And then they buy the whole case.
- 52:49Speaker 1: How long ago was this?
- 52:50Speaker 9: And I just walk around the store like, yeah, yeah,
- 52:53Speaker 9: what's up, baby?
- 52:54Speaker 1: You do great. How long ago was this, bro? That's funny.
- 52:56Speaker 5: This was like 2007.
- 52:58Speaker 1: 2007. You know what's crazy, bro? I can walk in
- 53:00Speaker 1: there with this pendant, whether it's you or your wife
- 53:03Speaker 1: or whoever your representative is coming in, and everybody would
- 53:06Speaker 1: cash me out on this pendant because that's how big
- 53:08Speaker 1: of your name has come out in the community. And, like,
- 53:11Speaker 1: from you, from, like, that shit must feel hella weird, bro. Like,
- 53:14Speaker 1: from people to really show you that much love. Like,
- 53:17Speaker 1: you know, because it's, like, the thing has evolved, bro. Like, people, like, whatever,
- 53:22Speaker 1: there's always going to be those people that, like, idolize
- 53:24Speaker 1: a company's, like, mothership. One thing I really love about
- 53:28Speaker 1: artists like you is that it's not the easiest thing
- 53:30Speaker 1: to do sculpting. Listen, you can do sculpting with fucking
- 53:33Speaker 1: clay and something that's not hot, but what are you
- 53:36Speaker 1: doing with shit like lava? You know what I'm saying?
- 53:38Speaker 1: Like the way this shit is, bro? Remember when he
- 53:42Speaker 1: did the bike one, the draft on the bike, we
- 53:45Speaker 1: were there that weekend. Remember?
- 53:47Speaker 3: You came down with Ross, dude, when they were doing it.
- 53:49Speaker 2: I was for the Vice TV show.
- 53:50Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys came down. We were in a podcast,
- 53:53Speaker 3: but they were still working.
- 53:54Speaker 6: But it was nuts watching them do it because seeing
- 53:57Speaker 6: you work that fucking glass into something so beautiful and
- 54:01Speaker 6: crazy looking was nuts. And then the reveal was sick. Like,
- 54:04Speaker 6: that draft on the bike, like, that shit was sick, dog.
- 54:07Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 54:08Speaker 5: That shit's like some shit that belongs in, like, what
- 54:10Speaker 5: is it, the L.A.
- 54:11Speaker 1: County Museum of History. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 54:13Speaker 2: It's funny, too, because I brought this thing from my boy,
- 54:16Speaker 2: Reed Stark, who's got this company called Safari Shit.
- 54:20Speaker 1: That shit's bad right there.
- 54:21Speaker 2: Safari Shit.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Is that a fanny pack?
- 54:24Speaker 2: It's a fanny pack, dude.
- 54:26Speaker 3: I support the fanny pack, dog. I support that shit.
- 54:29Speaker 1: We went skateboarding.
- 54:32Speaker 3: I'm an 80s baby.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Are fanny packs back?
- 54:35Speaker 2: Yes, they are, dude.
- 54:37Speaker 3: They never left for me, dog.
- 54:39Speaker 1: You know, it was a safari what?
- 54:42Speaker 2: Safari shit.
- 54:43Speaker 1: Safari shit. I got to check out the safari shit.
- 54:47Speaker 1: I know the safari shit guy is here, but I
- 54:50Speaker 1: noticed that you're wearing it on your shoulders.
- 54:53Speaker 2: You know what?
- 54:53Speaker 1: Because, yeah. No, no, no. And you know what? That's
- 54:56Speaker 1: that high fashion shit, baby. I just noticed that. Ric
- 55:00Speaker 1: Flair shit. I just noticed that fucking Fanny Pax got reintroduced.
- 55:04Speaker 1: And correct me if I'm wrong, Pedro, because we see
- 55:06Speaker 1: many fucking like young rappers come up in here with
- 55:08Speaker 1: this shit. And they've come in here like this shit
- 55:11Speaker 1: with a seatbelt. I really want to know, like, if
- 55:13Speaker 1: that's a Rambo inspired thing. Or if that's just like, yo,
- 55:16Speaker 1: I just want to have easier access type shit. You
- 55:18Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Right? I got my gun right here. Yeah, like,
- 55:21Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying?
- 55:23Speaker 3: Zip it back up. No one's tripping.
- 55:25Speaker 2: You don't know what's in here, you know? Right?
- 55:28Speaker 5: I mean, that shit's crazy, bro. It only took you
- 55:30Speaker 5: two seconds to sell it out.
- 55:31Speaker 1: I almost wish, like, you would have came up in
- 55:33Speaker 1: here with an auction. I think everybody fucking would have just, like,
- 55:36Speaker 1: just really, really.
- 55:37Speaker 6: You know what? If I was a hiker, like, I
- 55:39Speaker 6: would go hiking on the weekends. I would have a
- 55:41Speaker 6: fanny pack on.
- 55:41Speaker 1: I'm going to stay here, bro. You know what? Hey, Matt,
- 55:44Speaker 1: where are you, like, I know, like, listen, I know
- 55:47Speaker 1: in case you guys don't know, and Matt is, you know,
- 55:51Speaker 1: Matt's a real funny dude and a crazy dude, but,
- 55:54Speaker 1: you know, Matt's also going to be a dad as well, too.
- 55:56Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
- 55:56Speaker 1: Welcome to the club. I want to congratulate him on
- 55:58Speaker 1: that shit. Thank you very much, man. Hey, say what
- 56:01Speaker 1: you said on George Perez's podcast, bro. Well, yeah.
- 56:04Speaker 2: Okay, well, out of all the collabs I've done this year,
- 56:06Speaker 2: that's going to be my best collab.
- 56:11Speaker 1: I like that he said that that's his best collab, but...
- 56:13Speaker 1: all right here's the thing man like that.
- 56:15Speaker 2: Shit just cost me the most much most.
- 56:18Speaker 1: Right the most of your time and your money and
- 56:21Speaker 1: your effort.
- 56:23Speaker 5: It's crazy man like money's off the labs.
- 56:27Speaker 1: It's crazy man like do you feel that that's gonna
- 56:29Speaker 1: change your life any any bit.
- 56:30Speaker 2: You know i'm kind of scared but i'm excited and.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Are you like uh what is it look who's talking
- 56:36Speaker 1: scared Like, you know how Travolta was like?
- 56:38Speaker 6: Hey, that fool's going to be bringing glass rigs and
- 56:41Speaker 6: shit for show and tell.
- 56:42Speaker 2: I taught kids art classes. I'm going to learn from
- 56:46Speaker 2: this kid more than he's going to learn from me.
- 56:49Speaker 1: You're going to learn? Like, what are you going to do? Like, yo,
- 56:51Speaker 1: you're like feeding him carrots and he has no teeth
- 56:53Speaker 1: and shit? No, but you know what? It's fucking dope, man. Like,
- 57:01Speaker 1: I've never had to experience like actual homies, like, you know,
- 57:03Speaker 1: like fucking kind of like, you know, it's very few
- 57:06Speaker 1: homies that I've seen like fucking go through this kind
- 57:08Speaker 1: of process, and it's like, fuck, man, you're literally, like,
- 57:12Speaker 1: you don't even need to rap, dog. You could, like, fucking,
- 57:15Speaker 1: you don't need to make an EP, dog. You just
- 57:16Speaker 1: need to go on tour with, like, the headiest smoke
- 57:19Speaker 1: shop of each state, and you'll just fucking kill it, bro. Like,
- 57:22Speaker 1: I bet when you have your baby, if you make
- 57:24Speaker 1: a baby series, and you make babies.
- 57:26Speaker 2: Well, these are the dad bongs, and I'm only going
- 57:28Speaker 2: to make them until the kid comes out.
- 57:30Speaker 1: No way, dude!
- 57:32Speaker 2: These are called the dad bongs. And they're more responsible.
- 57:37Speaker 2: They're more mature. They're a little bit more refined.
- 57:40Speaker 6: Can I get a blessed dab?
- 57:43Speaker 1: I just want to point this out. Dab ab. Pay
- 57:45Speaker 1: attention right now.
- 57:46Speaker 2: That's number two.
- 57:47Speaker 3: Can I get a dab out of this?
- 57:48Speaker 1: I want to go. You know what? Here, heat this up.
- 57:50Speaker 1: I'll give you a dab. I want to point this out.
- 57:51Speaker 1: Somebody get top abs attention, bro. get some butane too
- 57:57Speaker 1: but I want to point this out Matt Robertson said
- 58:00Speaker 1: that this fucking rig right here bro like this rig
- 58:03Speaker 1: they're called the dad.
- 58:05Speaker 5: Bongs you know what I mean because Matt Robertson is
- 58:07Speaker 5: expecting a.
- 58:07Speaker 1: Baby you know what I'm saying this is like his
- 58:10Speaker 1: best collab just yet so fucking you know what I'm
- 58:13Speaker 1: saying I don't.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Pay for it but yeah it's uh these are the
- 58:17Speaker 2: new dad bongs.
- 58:18Speaker 1: Man and it's like you know I feel that it
- 58:20Speaker 1: was it was just destined to be bro cause you're
- 58:23Speaker 1: a dad of like what is it two Yeah, dad
- 58:25Speaker 1: of two. And he's a heady pops because every time
- 58:29Speaker 1: he like. He's like extra thick.
- 58:31Speaker 2: I made them extra thick.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Every glass bro I brought in here, bro. They're a
- 58:33Speaker 1: bit tippy, but they're refined. Every glass bro I brought
- 58:37Speaker 1: in here that's been a friend of mine, he's always
- 58:40Speaker 1: bought whatever they fucking brought in here, bro. It's like
- 58:42Speaker 1: he doesn't even like.
- 58:43Speaker 5: What is it?
- 58:44Speaker 1: What is it?
- 58:46Speaker 6: When he came to George and mine's podcast, dog, he
- 58:49Speaker 6: brought the fucking Batman giraffe. And he was like, you
- 58:53Speaker 6: want to hit it? I'm like, fuck no, I'm going
- 58:55Speaker 6: to drop it. Remember when he brought the Batman rig?
- 58:58Speaker 6: That shit was sick, dog.
- 59:01Speaker 1: That shit was crazy, man. I'm just saying, man. Here,
- 59:04Speaker 1: I'm going to give you this dad rig real quick.
- 59:06Speaker 1: I'm going to give you this orange aid. But yeah, man,
- 59:08Speaker 1: I got to give me one of these dad rigs.
- 59:10Speaker 1: right here.
- 59:10Speaker 5: And it's, I know, man.
- 59:15Speaker 3: You can go all 40 with this shit, a cup holder.
- 59:17Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? A cop won't fucking give you
- 59:20Speaker 1: a ticket when you have a rig this fucking dope, bro.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Because I've been pulled over with my molar glass and, like,
- 59:26Speaker 1: in Cobra City with gang patrols. And they pulled it
- 59:29Speaker 1: out and the sergeant has come out and he's looked
- 59:32Speaker 1: at it and I was like, please don't break it.
- 59:33Speaker 1: And he was like, I'm not going to break it
- 59:35Speaker 1: because this shit is dope as fuck.
- 59:37Speaker 5: Don't smoke and drive and get the fuck out of here.
- 59:39Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like he fucking, he
- 59:43Speaker 1: said he was like, he's like, you smoke out of this?
- 59:45Speaker 6: This is the kind of rig that you leave on
- 59:47Speaker 6: your abuela's kitchen table and she'll put flowers in it
- 59:51Speaker 6: because she thinks it's a regular vase and shit.
- 59:54Speaker 5: That's what I'm talking about right there, man.
- 59:58Speaker 3: Yeah, it hits so good.
- 59:58Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm talking.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: About, man.
- 1:00:01Speaker 6: Hey, that shit hits so good, I'm going to go
- 1:00:03Speaker 6: home and break my fucking rig right now, dude.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: We're fucking not. Listen, man, we're all going to get
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: headied up, bro. Sheiky and myself have a song called
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Headie Life, and it's like all of our crew is
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: slowly leveling up, so it's only going to be a
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: matter of time. I know when you come out with
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: your series, like I was talking to Matt earlier, I
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: was like, hey, bro, whenever you're next in the lab,
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: I'm going to be there, and we're going to just
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: keep buying whatever pieces you can just keep producing. Because
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: it's like, hey, that's the homies version of showing like,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: You know, you don't even need to have a baby shower, dog.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: I'll just keep inviting homies that'll just cash you out
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: on whatever you make, dog. Like, you know what I mean? Like,
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: all you guys. All y'all has to do is come on. Like,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: all some real shit, dog. Yeah, like, we're not joking, bro. Like,
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: we're really not joking. All y'all do is come every
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: Thursday for the next four weeks so the baby's born.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Every fucking Thursday, if you show up here, like, the
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: baseball dude at the Dodger game, fucking, I swear to God, like,
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: I have so many uncles here. No, like, It'll be
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: a beating shit, bro. Like, I'm almost thinking about adding this.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: No, there'll be people fighting, dog.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: Like. I'm going to just look. Next Thursday, I'm going
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: to walk in here like that. I'm going to walk
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: in here like that bamboo from fucking Lion King and
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: just be like. And be like, you fools invite the
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: bidders and it's going to go down. Because here's the thing, man.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy, man. These rigs are worth almost like
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: brand new Honda Civics.
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: They're amazing and they're worth it.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: And brand new fucking stands and shit. And it's just crazy, man.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: But I also want to touch on some other thing because. Listen, like,
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: I know we're a stoner network, and we're always going
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: to show love for the stoner stuff, but I know
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: that you got a lot more going on. Like, you know, like,
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Eddie's a comedian. He's also a fucking co-host of the,
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: you know, George Perez podcast. I know that you also,
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: you're also intending of... Or you have some ambitions towards
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: doing some stand-up comedy. Is that something you want to
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: really take seriously? I mean, like.
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: I put him up for his first time.
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess on 420, I did my first ever
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: comedy set.
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: He did good.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: Damn! It was good, dog. I don't know.
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: He did good.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: It was good, man.
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: I felt like.
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt like it was like a drug I've
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: never done before.
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: The moment was right. And he went up and.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: But then when I watched the video, I was like...
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: He's got to talk into the mic more.
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: You just get used to it, man.
- 1:02:27Speaker 6: I'm always lucky enough to DJ at a strip club
- 1:02:30Speaker 6: to be able to know how to talk into a mic.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: You're good, bro. You're a funny-ass dude. I'm going to take.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: A hiatus from comedy, but I'm going to really think
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: about what I need to do to.
- 1:02:41Speaker 6: The first time we hung out, we went out, and
- 1:02:43Speaker 6: it was like, all right, pick your buddy. And then
- 1:02:45Speaker 6: me and Matt, eye contact. We're like, all right, me
- 1:02:48Speaker 6: and you look like we're on the same level. We're
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: going to party all night together.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: Ever since then, dog, it's just been a fucking hell
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: of a ride, bro. Did you look at Matt and
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: just fucking be like, you know what? Drugs and alcohol.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: And you were just like, you know what, bro? This
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: is my motherfucking homie. Because it's crazy, bro. This is
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: like a trifecta right here, bro. Like, I come from
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: this fucking, you know, I'm a co-host to B-Roll's fucking show.
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: We're going to Voltron into a monster right now. And
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: you're a Glassboro, bro. So it's, like, it's all these
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: elements of the community, but it's, like, it's almost morphing
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: into this, like, fucking, you know, like.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: One of those Power Rangers machines.
- 1:03:24Speaker 6: We're going to convert it to one person and bone
- 1:03:27Speaker 6: a bunch of strippers.
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: I can't help it, man. Fucking dabs is the shit, bro.
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: Right? Fucking that orange shit is just so crazy. Yo,
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: are you going to go on tour like some of
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: these new glass artists are doing these.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Days, bro? Dude, I'm about to move back to Colorado.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: You're going to enjoy some family time, right?
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm having a baby.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: You're going to take a Mike Tyson break.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: A little bit of a hiatus, you know?
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: No, that's good, though, man. You know what, though, man?
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: I don't mind. I can respect that, bro, because a
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: lot of artists and a lot of people that are
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: in the industry... They don't take that break, bro. I've
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: done that. I took the white picket fence break, and
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: after five years, I was like, I can't do this anymore.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: It's also like I'm going to rest the mind a
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: little bit, you know, and just kind of chill out.
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it, man. If not, you'll
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: go crazy, bro.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: You can't do the same thing all the time, man.
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: Got to switch it up a little bit here and there.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: You got to embrace relaxation.
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: Creativity.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: When's the last time you actually got to detox and
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: be like, yo, I'm going to be Matt Robertson.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: Detox?
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, when I imagine you
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: taking some time off, you're going to get to enjoy
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: this new human being that's going to be a half
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: replica of yourself, but you're also going to enjoy this
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: time off where nobody gets to.
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: Fuck with you because remember when Slim Shady rapped about
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: people like, yo, don't fucking come talk to me when
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: I'm feeding my daughter. Like, people got the message when
- 1:04:57Speaker 4: he made that rap, bro.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: So, like, you know what I mean? Nobody's going to
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: fuck with you. Even if somebody has, like, 10 giraffes
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: on their neck, they're not going to go up to
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: you when you're feeding your daughter. So you're going to
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: get to really go back to that, like, hey, like,
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: I know I'm, like, low-key famous, but I'm going to, like,
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: get to enjoy this free time. Like, what's your favorite part?
- 1:05:14Speaker 6: Hey, remember on Funny People when he looked up on
- 1:05:15Speaker 6: Ray Romano for looking at him?
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: He's like, what the fuck, Ray? You want to fuck me?
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: He's like, why you keep staring at me for, man?
- 1:05:22Speaker 5: What are you looking forward to the most, bro?
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: Like, are you looking forward to the most of, like,
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: you got another human being that's half of you? Right.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: Boy or girl? You find out yet?
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: Every single sign points to a girl.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: Chinese horoscope.
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: You must have been a player, dog.
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: Which side the baby's on.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: The heartbeat.
- 1:05:44Speaker 6: If it's a girl, it's God saying it's time for
- 1:05:46Speaker 6: you to calm down. That's what it is. But if
- 1:05:49Speaker 6: it's a boy, it's saying, key party.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Nah, I mean, I don't know, bro. I think, like,
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: what is it? Nas said it the best with this song.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: He said, like, God gives the biggest players baby girls. Yeah.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: And it's not a bad thing. You know what I mean?
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: It's like, y'all bitches got to stop fucking getting it
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: fucked up. And stop judging us from the notch or
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: the belts that we, the notches that we have on
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: our belts beforehand. Like, listen, if I was the Intercontinental
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: Championship hardcore and fucking WWE champion, you can't judge me
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: on that.
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: I'd be praised upon, right?
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? I decided to settle down
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: here and put the flag here. So don't judge me
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: on that shit. You know what I'm saying? My bad
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: if I ran through everybody else, but I chose this
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: fucking game right here. I was looking for America, girl,
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: and I found you.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: But before you, there was the plague.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: All this other shit. You come through with the different belts,
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: and you just fucking say, you know, you like fucking,
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: you come through, you're like, hey, you know what? I
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: got these belts right here.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: I'd be like the fool. I'm setting camp right here.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: I'd be like the fool in boxing, dog.
- 1:06:46Speaker 6: Like, you know the fool in boxing that comes up
- 1:06:47Speaker 6: with the entourage with like 12 belts?
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: Yep. Like that, dog. I would do shit if I
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: was boxing because I got my ass beat for every
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: one of those belts, man. That's fucking... Well, you're going
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: to take a break from that, bro. Oh, hell yeah.
- 1:06:58Speaker 6: If I was a boxing champion, dog, I'd walk into McDonald's, dog,
- 1:07:01Speaker 6: with all 12 of my belts on every time I
- 1:07:03Speaker 6: go get something to eat, bro.
- 1:07:04Speaker 5: You get hooked up and shit?
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Yeah, dog. Yo, like, well, how long.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: I need 12 burgers for all.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: These belts, bitch. How long is that break that you're
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: going to be taking, bro? Like, are you going to
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: still keep blowing glass during this break, or like.
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: Well, actually, you know what? I have a competition, the
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: big pipe classic. I'm in it this year, and it's
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: two days before the baby's born.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Damn.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: Are you going to make a baby giraffe?
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: I was going to make, I can't, I shouldn't talk
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: about it.
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: Oh, okay, okay.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: Ooh, I like that. Listen, yo, I think the biggest question,
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: and I've been sleeping on it the whole time, bro,
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: and I'm going to ask it right here, bro. And,
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: you know, like everybody who's out there and you're a
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: heady boy or a heady girl, what is the reason
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: that you decided to go with giraffes? Were you a
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Toys R Us kid? You know what I'm saying?
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: Like, were you, did you, like, was that your favorite animal?
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: You know, it was, I was down, I made giraffes, goats, zebras,
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: but it was the people's response that got me making
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: so many giraffes. That's what people.
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: I don't know. I've had a goat from you. You
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: know what I mean?
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: Like a crazy little goat. Yeah, I've had it before.
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: You got the giraffe dunking on the goat one too, right?
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen that one before. I've actually owned a
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: slime goat and you know what I mean? When I
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: used to own a smoke shop in Connecticut and I
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: had it for sale and it sold there. And it's crazy,
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: but yeah, you know, you killed every single one of
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: these replicas, a zebra and a giraffe and a goat,
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: but it's You're right, man. It just seems to be
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: the giraffe that seems to be the biggest thing. Like,
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: is there, like, have you actually ever petted a giraffe or, like,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: you know, actually gotten to, like, ride a giraffe?
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: I'm actually a president. I'm on the President's Membership Association
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: for the San Diego Zoo.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: Damn.
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: Any day of the week yeah dog he was like
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: hey come down we're in the zoo dude i'm gonna
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: take the back tour we're having.
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: Fun did they honor you like hey are.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: You serious well yeah i donated some money and then
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: they gave me this card where i can like go
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: any day of the week to both zoos and bring 12.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: People wow listen man we gotta do a fucking high.
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: And high anybody wants to go to see with me dude.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: Yo we're fucking gonna do this shit what does your
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: baby do september okay we got at least like a
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: couple months before we do this i'm.
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: Talking about like the if you put your fucking phone
- 1:09:30Speaker 6: out the fucking giraffes right there in front of the
- 1:09:32Speaker 6: lens are like face to face with that.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Shit you know what though that's fucking crazy bro because
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: like these animals like as crazy as it seems like
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: everybody gets to fucking see a giraffe when they're a
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: baby when they play that fucking toy the giraffe says
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: or whatever the cow says move or whatever the fuck
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: it is you know i'm saying or like you get
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: to know what a giraffe is Like, you know, it's
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: one thing knowing what the fuck an animal is, but
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: it's another thing actually getting to experience and pet one.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: I've been fortunate enough to pet one at the safari, like,
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: you know, wine-tasting shit, and it was cool. It's a
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: giraffe that's been in commercials. It's just crazy, bro. Like,
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: you're able to master something that, you know, you made
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: it trending, bro. You know what I mean? Like, a
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: motherfucker like me or, like, a motherfucker like me, you know,
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: really wouldn't think about wearing a giraffe on their neck
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: or a zebra. beforehand until they know about a motherfucker
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: like you, bro. That's just lit, dog. That's just lit.
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: That makes fucking pieces that are just like, yo, this
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: is our Picasso shit. Picasso shit when I smoke is
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: the shit that I say when I rap in one
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: of my songs. But it's like, yo, that's on that
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: level right there, bro.
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: He's the only draft that we allowed in the Wolfpack, dog. Yeah.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I know you've been thinking about dabbling
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: with comedy. Are you thinking about doing that aside from
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: this as a psychic?
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: You know what?
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: Maybe in my retirement, I might do that.
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: Retirement? When you're done with glass. Once you're done with
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: glass and you're in a couple museums and shit. Whatever, yeah.
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: The man's going to be crazy if you retire from
- 1:11:03Speaker 3: Glass Dogs.
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: He's never going to retire, bro.
- 1:11:06Speaker 7: Here's the thing, bro.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: When you're in the weed community because it's so new,
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: You get to have a longevity as Snoop Dogg and
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: Tommy Chong. Like, Tommy Chong is, like, 104, and this
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: was still fucking.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: And this was still having Blazers Cup. This was still getting...
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: Like a champ. This was still getting his digs up.
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Still killing it, bro. So, like, you're going to have
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: that longevity, man. What's the... Like, who's the craziest person that, like,
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: you haven't given a piece to or ever gotten to
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: meet yet, but you're like, hey, you know what? I
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: would bless this person with a piece. Because I believe
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: in this thing of if you put it out there,
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: it's going to manifest itself.
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: I think Woody Harrelson needs to get a piece of money.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson?
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: He's going on the.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: Same day as me, which is like 723, that number, fucking....
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: Shit makes sense. Shit makes sense.
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: 1446, we put it together.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: And I bumped into him when I was a little kid.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: We're walking down LA in Hollywood. My mom took us,
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: and we're just walking by, and Woody was there, and
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: me and my brother was like, yo, what's up, Woody?
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: And he was like, hey, what's up, boys? Damn.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: He's the man, though. Have you ever seen him ever
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: since then?
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: No. But I've always, like, I want to do a
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: cartoon one day. Like, I want to make a cartoon
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: of all my animals.
- 1:12:29Speaker 5: You know what's crazy, bro?
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: I want him to voice me, the giraffe.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: I think I really... Put it out there, dude. You
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: have to put it out there. He's watching this shit
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: right now like, you're goddamn right. You never know, bro.
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: One of the things that I believe it's like you.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: Connect with people in the world that you end up
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: having shit in common. And it's just crazy that you
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: went to animation school because my first dream of actually
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: ever wanting to do some shit Because, like, I have
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: fucking Simpsons and Family Guy and all this shit tatted
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: on my arms, bro.
- 1:12:59Speaker 5: Like, I love those cartoons. I memorize their scripts.
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: Yeah, that's dope.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Something you love. I love them to the
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: fucking teeth.
- 1:13:05Speaker 6: Better than getting some fucking stupid-ass tribal band dumb shit
- 1:13:08Speaker 6: like that.
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: Get something you love on these. It's brought so much
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: joy to my life. So, like, whenever I wanted to
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: go to college, because, like, you know, when you're Latino,
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: your fucking parents are all like, you have to go
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: to college and shit. So I was like, I want
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: to go for animation. Everybody shot that idea down. So
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: my first aspiration to ever major in anything was animation.
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: But I never did. But I never let that thing
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: actually fucking ever die. So it's crazy that you're like, yo,
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: you went to school for animation because... Fuck, you made
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: these things come.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: To life, bro.
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you did. I bet the owner of
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Toys R Us will fucking buy a piece. You know
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: what I mean? If you made it customized. It's crazy.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: The glassblowing community needs two P. Diddy's. You know how
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Biggie had it back in the day? Where it's like, nah,
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: I believe in you, Big. Y'all need that, bro. You
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: don't have it yet, bro. That's like him and Hoobz,
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Hoobz is low-key, you know
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: what I'm saying? And Matt holds it down.
- 1:14:01Speaker 5: Yeah, by the way, I know Hoobz was supposed to
- 1:14:03Speaker 5: be here too.
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: And listen, like Hoobz and Matt are like yin and yang, okay?
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: Hoobz is like the very calm one, the fool that'll
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: keep you from getting arrested. You know what I mean?
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: Before an idea.
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: He'd be out of Mexican prison.
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And then Matt is the
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: dude that'll be like, you know what, dude? Let's do this.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: We're all in this together.
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: He's all fucking built. All of us out tomorrow. I
- 1:14:24Speaker 3: don't give a fuck.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: Oh, man. And it's like, you know, you got to
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: love both of them because they're both OGs in the game.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: But Hoops here in spirit, what y'all doing on July 4th?
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, man.
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: Because this is when we're doing the biggest build of
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: the year.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: Is that the.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: It's the space shuttle, actually. Yeah, last year we.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: Did the big pirate ship. You guys did the boat, right?
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: They did the boat. They did the pirate ship.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: Are you serious? July 4th? Last year, it's going to
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: be a space shuttle. So July 4th at Ziggy's.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: I'm going to put it out there. Like, I want
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: to go ahead and I'm going to talk to the
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: owner of Ziggy's. Oh, yeah.
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: You guys got it.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: No, I'm going to literally talk to him. And I
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: want to go ahead and I want to talk to
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: him about getting some exclusive rights to filming and documenting...
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: This fucking process from day one, that means having a
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: camera guy filming everything that goes on from day one
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: to the last fucking day that it gets filmed. Because
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: the last time I saw the glass community get some
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: shine was in a documentary on Netflix three years ago.
- 1:15:22Speaker 5: And it was very basic as fuck.
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: Generate art?
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:15:25Speaker 5: And it was, like I said, it was very basic
- 1:15:27Speaker 5: as fuck.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: I think we'd love to have you on board, dude.
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: But we were trying to document it pretty heavy this year.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: I'm down there. We're going to put this in the air.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: I'm going to get this clear with D-Real.
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: That shit you did for HBO was pretty really in detail.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: For Vice. Yeah, for Vice. Vice TV. They were in
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: depth with it. I was there that night, man.
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun.
- 1:15:47Speaker 6: It was crazy, E-Zone, because they had a big-ass long
- 1:15:50Speaker 6: table like this, dawg. It looked like the fucking Last Supper,
- 1:15:54Speaker 6: but it had all.
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: The heady environment.
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: It looked like Noah's Ark.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: Yeah, with all fucking rigs, bro, and everyone dabbing, and
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: the girl from Vice was asking questions about the glass community.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: You know, you could have a million dollars worth of
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: glass on this table, and the rest of the world
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: would never know it, but all of us would protect
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: that shit.
- 1:16:09Speaker 6: But the fools that were explaining about it were, like,
- 1:16:13Speaker 6: in depth, saying everything about the community.
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: No falseness, none of that shit. It was just real.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's... But how many knockoffs are out there now?
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: Like, I got a company in Nepal that's ripping off
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: my pieces exactly. Every single piece on my Instagram page,
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: they've made a duplicate.
- 1:16:30Speaker 5: I've seen when you've gone at it with that one.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: I've copyrighted.
- 1:16:34Speaker 6: Look what they're doing with Jordans. They're knocking them off.
- 1:16:37Speaker 6: You guys knock off great.
- 1:16:38Speaker 5: Listen, man, I've seen that happen.
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: When a big company, like, I won't even mention their
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: name right now, but you know who you are, motherfucker?
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: When they bring it to shows I've been to. and
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: they sell the knockoff beside products like mine, you know,
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: then there's a problem there. It's a new industry.
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: You're taking food out of my people's mouth.
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly it.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Don't be bootlegging no one's shit. I don't
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: give a fuck what you're doing.
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: No, they know who they are.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: They had to delete all the Instagram pages. Don't be
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: bootlegging no one's shit, man. Get the fuck up. I
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: did see that, bro, and I did see that.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: Sorry, buddy.
- 1:17:09Speaker 6: Be a fucking man or a woman and make your
- 1:17:11Speaker 6: own idea and get your own shit off your own feet.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: Don't bootleg people's shit. It's like... You almost got to
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: hit them with that, you know, be a fucking man,
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: not a fucking pimp, you know? Yeah, remember Casino? Yeah,
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: you got to fucking hit them with that shit, bro.
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: Here, take it. It's the last thing you're going to get.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy, bro. People fucking like to rip off
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: certain shit. Yeah, that one's hard. Like to rip off
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: people's fucking hard work, bro. And I did see the
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: knockoff shit, but hey, listen, man, you can buy a
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: Kia that looks like a BMW or you can buy
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: a BMW.
- 1:17:44Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: What would you do, dog? Not that I'm going to
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: judge you on either or, because you know what? I
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: own a fucking Hyundai and a BMW.
- 1:17:51Speaker 6: I play both sides of the field.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: But let me tell you something, bro. It's like, hey,
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: you got to fucking own up what you got in
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: front of your plate.
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: Hey, dog, what if you walk out of here right now, dog?
- 1:18:01Speaker 6: There's a bum out there selling flavor by easing on
- 1:18:04Speaker 6: shirts and hats, dog.
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: I swear to God, dog.
- 1:18:05Speaker 5: I'll sock that fool out, dog.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: I'll sock that fool out. Me and Sammy will stomp
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: that fool out. Remember our kids when he bumped into
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: them with the skateboard and everyone jumped him?
- 1:18:16Speaker 3: We like the movie Kids.
- 1:18:17Speaker 5: Yo, that's fucking crazy, man. I think this is the
- 1:18:20Speaker 5: first time we've actually.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: Had a Glassboro come in here and been this in
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: detail with their life. We get in like, what's that
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: one series, 60 Seconds or whatever? You know what I mean?
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: Where they get like, who's that one dude that does
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: an interview with them and is very in-detailed? Oh, yeah,
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: 60 Minutes. Yeah, 60 Minutes.
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: Like, 60 Seconds, that sounds like my Friday night.
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: Yeah, 60... Damn, he said 60 Seconds sounds like my
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: Friday night.
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: Yeah, dog.
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: I got to get back to work, dog.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: Yeah, but fucking....
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: A, man.
- 1:18:53Speaker 5: We've gotten that detailed into it, man. And it's like, fuck, dude.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: It's like when the time comes for Tommy Chong to
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: pass the torch on or Cheech, when legends like that
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: go ahead and their time is up, You know what
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: I mean? It's like you can honestly say that motherfuckers
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: like you are next up, bro. That means a lot.
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: You guys are creating that wave.
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: I just feel blessed to be able to make little
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: bongs for a living.
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: I mean, fuck.
- 1:19:23Speaker 3: Shit that people love, dog.
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: Fuck, I feel fucking weird as fuck, bro.
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: Making the world a better place one bong at a time.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: I mean, you get to blow fucking bongs for a living.
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: I get to sit next to B-Real and fucking do
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: my rap and fucking have my fucking... We should, you
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: know what I mean? You might need to reheat that.
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: I can't smoke. You know what?
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: I make them, but I can't smoke them.
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: Like, what is it?
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: For real.
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: Yo, check it out.
- 1:19:43Speaker 6: I'm trying to be the first person on Instagram to
- 1:19:45Speaker 6: get 1,000 followers without showing my titties. So follow me, SideDickEddie,
- 1:19:50Speaker 6: on Instagram. All one word put together. I haven't showed
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: my titty once on none of my posts. Ladies, I
- 1:19:55Speaker 6: know that's hard.
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: And if I want to go ahead and before we
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: go ahead and get into this closeout by DJ C-Rock,
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: which is our resident DJ. I want to go ahead
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: and give a big round of applause to our homie,
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: which is all of our homies here, which is George Perez.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: You know what I mean? The homie.
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: You know what I mean? From George Perez podcast, which
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: is a shop, you know, and he's a co-host partner
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: right there. And Taco Shop, the movie, which we all
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: went to the premiere at the comedy store. I just
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: want to say, man, a big salute. Think about it.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: We were on Sunset, bro. Right there on Sunset, across
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: the street, House of Blues is right there. They tore
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: it down. Everyone from Tupac, all that been there, dog.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: We were right there partying.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: Partying?
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: Right there, dog. We were not partying, bro. We were celebrating, bro,
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: that one of our homies is going to get to
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: be at certain fucking theaters.
- 1:20:46Speaker 6: It doesn't have to be all fucking theaters. It was
- 1:20:47Speaker 6: like Goodfellas. Remember when Tommy got made, but he didn't
- 1:20:50Speaker 6: get shot. George, he didn't get shot.
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: I thought that movie was fucking hilarious.
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: Hey, that part hurt me, bro.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: That shit did. It was unexpected because he was the bull.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: Yeah, he was, bro. He was the boss.
- 1:21:01Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying? He was fucking the muscle.
- 1:21:04Speaker 6: They killed him.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: And it's like, hey, it feels good to see one
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: of your homies make it to the big screen. And
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: I know George has been there from MTV to the
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: way he's doing it now. And it's like, whether George
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: realizes it or not, he has brought in or, you know,
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: brought unity within different communities. Like, I got introduced to
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: him through Felipe and fucking, you know, Brass Dude. And,
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: you know, I got more into the comedy scene. And
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: then I was like, what did you know? Motherfucker's really
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: good friends with fucking Hoobz and Matt.
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: And I'm like, I know Hoobz and Matt.
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? I fucking know who
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: these people are.
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: It's cool.
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: And I fucking got all these people fucking, you know,
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: showing love. And it's crazy, bro. The world is kind
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: of small when you really think about it. But I'm
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: just salute to you, George, with the taco shop movie.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: salute to you Matt with the number one with the
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: baby number two with being top you know being in
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: the top 40 list but you're in the top three
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying killing it in that list
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: appreciate that and you know I don't really know I
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: don't really like when you when I ask your rappers
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: when I interview them I'm like hey what do you
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: see next up but I mean fuck like eventually you're
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: gonna get to the point where this shit has his
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: own laser and it heats up by itself like what
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: do you I think there is a bong that does
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: that right now I've had the person come up in
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: here oh really yes I've had the laser hits but
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: like What is next?
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: I have no idea, man. People always tell me, Smoker,
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: it comes back to me. You know, we need carb caps.
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: We need this.
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: We need that. As the industry evolves, your movement evolves
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: with it because your fans keep it alive.
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: It's always evolving right now. It's kind of plateaued for
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: a minute. It's kind of plateaued a little bit right now.
- 1:22:41Speaker 5: We're at the VCR age.
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: You know what I mean? We're like a VCR evolved
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: to the double, and then the double evolved to the DVD,
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: and then DVR.
- 1:22:48Speaker 5: Yes, that's exactly where we're at.
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: VHS, DVD. I think we're at MP3.
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: I have a couple VHS pieces, you know, like the
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: fucking domes and shit. I still keep those. You know
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: what I mean? Keep the domes.
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: I do.
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: When you break the male end, you can turn the
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: dome into the female end.
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: Damn, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: about right there.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: I've done that before to a few people.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Hell yeah. Fucking Matt giving
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: the real shit. People are going to break their old
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: ass rigs.
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: They're going to get a bunch of fixes.
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: I'm about to do that when I get home, dog.
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: That's where I went right now. I went into the car,
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: got my rig, and I fucking threw it in the
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: street hard as I can right now, dog. Yo, if
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: you got to September before you really begin a new
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: chapter in your life, bro, and I know you're knocking
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: out crazy shit. And I don't mean that to kind
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: of stress you out, but I mean that as a
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: homie that's proud of you to see you're from an
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: artist to go to a different level in your life.
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: To anybody out there that has ever contemplated getting a
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: piece to anybody out there that has ever even bought
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: an art piece that has been painted or inspired by
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: this dude or any kind of fucking if you bought
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: a knockoff with a giraffe if anybody wants to go
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: ahead and get some real shit in their life now's
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: your chance matt let them know where the fuck to get.
- 1:24:05Speaker 3: It bro.
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: Dude, just hit me up, man. You know where to
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: find me.
- 1:24:11Speaker 3: Yeah, he's real.
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: Just Google my name. He's real. Just put it on Google.
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: He's not a lame like some fools that don't respond.
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: You know what?
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: Actually, it's my comedy name, Matt Dixon.
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: Matt Dixon?
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: What do we say, though? Dick Robertson.
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: Robert means Dick, right?
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: Dick Robertson, remember? Dick Robertson.
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: Now just Google me, hit me up.
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: Maybe I'll get you. Yeah. Hit me up.
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: Just hit me up.
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: You know what?
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: Text me.
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: That's how you know you're on some different level shit, bro,
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: when you can Google your name and no matter where,
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: like I could be here in California, Nebraska, or fucking
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: somewhere in fucking Florida.
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: You know what? I let my website go for one second, mattrobertsonglass.com,
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: and then some fucker bought it up.
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: That's how it is, bro. So don't go to that anymore.
- 1:24:52Speaker 5: That's how it is, bro.
- 1:24:53Speaker 2: You can go to M.E.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: Glassworks, actually.
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: That's where we get all our merch done. M.E.
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: Glassworks.com. The letter M-E. M-E. Yep. Glassworks.com. So you heard
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: it here.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: That's my other.
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: M-E Glassworks.com. And don't buy the knockoff shit because, you
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: know what I mean? Keep it real.
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: Keep it real.
- 1:25:12Speaker 6: It's going to be like taking a fucking dry head
- 1:25:14Speaker 6: and shit if you try to buy that fucking counterfeit shit.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Yeah, like you can buy... Get the real shit. Look,
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: like you... Like, listen, like... Like, no matter what, you
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: don't want to buy a fucking retarded fucking cow or
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: a fucking... Or a fucking retarded looking fucking giraffe, bro.
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: Like.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bro. The fucking giraffe got scoliosis and shit.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: This is the We Don't Smoke the Same Show, so
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: I fucking say shit like that. I don't fucking give
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: a fuck. I don't want to buy a fucking retarded
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: fucking giraffe on my rig that has an eyeball that
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: looks like it's popping out and shit. I want somebody like... Nah,
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: you're going to get the giraffe from Madagascar, dog, the
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: one that was all scared and shit. Yes, I want
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: the shit detailed. If I tell Matt, I want you
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: to make this custom giraffe look like he just fucking...
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: like took a dab and just fucking snorted two lines
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: and i want that reaction he's gonna make that shit
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: that china glass bro that you're gonna support because you're
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: getting the piece for 200 doesn't give a fuck about
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: what you think bro this shit will.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: Get you a blow job and the other shit.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: Yeah i know my homie dabab knows what the fuck
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: you got bro and it's like i'm just letting you
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: know right now like for the next week We're probably
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: going to be at his house just because we're going
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: to dirty.
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: That ring up.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: I'm just going to fucking just tell you right now,
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: until each one of us in the crew, until you
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: start opening up that door, and everybody will show up
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: with money and stack and just be like, oh, what
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: do you want for this piece? Okay, cool, I'll take
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: that one. That's how it is, bro. We do that
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: shit to every glass board that comes up in here.
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: I have fucking ants on my glass board. You guys
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: are like fucking Vikings. You guys go to villages and
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: burn it down. Fucking rape all the women. It's all up, man.
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: I want to give you a big round of applause.
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: Fucking Google Matt Robertson Glass. That's the giraffe movement. The
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: Zoom crew, baby. The homie's not fucking done with this glass.
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: He's working with different people. There's only a matter of
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: time before he has his fucking giraffe tights, giraffe fucking vans,
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: giraffe fucking dad hats.
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: Whatever the fuck he has.
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: Going on, I guarantee you the fucking fanny pack. Right.
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. Who makes that fanny pack?
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: I need a size 42, dog.
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: Safari shit. Look, that's just one collab out of 100.
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: I'm being Ms. Cleo right now. I'm predicting this shit.
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: We got some collabs in the works, but this is
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: his own new fanny pack here that's going to save
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: my life.
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: Listen, bro, fanny packs are hot right now, and I
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: know it is. Even though I may not rock one,
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: but hey, I know they're hot. So it's like, listen,
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: I know that you got your fucking head.
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: You don't know what we keeping.
- 1:27:42Speaker 6: I didn't like Fanny Pack's dog, so I see some
- 1:27:44Speaker 6: chick in yoga pants.
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: I wear one, and I was like, damn. I like
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: Fanny Pack's dog.
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: I like him.
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: Yeah, man. I'm just, man, fucking mad.
- 1:27:52Speaker 5: This is crazy, man.
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: All the people that you got to see this interview,
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: it's going to be available on the We Don't Smoke
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: the Same YouTube. It's going to be available on the
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: B-Real TV YouTube. And this is how you get to
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: know your people that, you know, you buy these rigs.
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: Whoever the fuck is in Dubai and you got a
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: giraffe rig, listen, pay attention to this fucking interview. I
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: don't give a fuck if you spend 13K. As long
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: as you treat the giraffes right. Yeah.
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: I turned down a cheetah rig from some dude in Dubai, actually.
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm going to heat this rig up, and DJ
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: C-Rock is going to fucking go ahead and bless us
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: with some new shit as our resident DJ. You want
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: to make your ankles wiggle? Shout out to fucking Sendog
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: in the house. He brought some Modellos. Shout out to Sendog. Sendog,
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: what's up? That's fucking dope. That's how you know he
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: had a good time after we don't smoke the same show, bro.
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking give a round of applause. B-Roll TV.
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: We'll be back here next Thursday. Flavors by Ezone.com. Sheikah Delic.
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: DJ C-Rock.
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: Shout out to you, my boy. What do you got? Hey,
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: Sadiq Eddie in the building. Shout out to my boy
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: Ezone for having us in here. Xavier, the poster maker,
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: the baby maker in the building. Will, stop stealing shit.
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: We out.
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: We out. Let's hit it, C-Rock. Hold on, hold on.
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: Rewind that shit. Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back.
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: Hold on. We got to stop this shit. Bring that
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: shit back. We got to stop this shit. Well, you
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: got an OG coming up in here. What's up, Sandog?
- 1:29:12Speaker 7: Running up on y'all niggas.
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: Right. We extending this, bitch.
- 1:29:17Speaker 7: Cypress Avenue. What the fuck's up, homie?
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: Damn, he said Cypress Avenue. That's what I'm talking about
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: right there, bro.
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: Hey, bro, Sendog, I'm going to just say it right here, bro.
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: I told everybody that interview with Sendog was like getting
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: to know that tío that your mom told you not
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: to kick it with.
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he told me, dawg. El tío cochino
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: estaba aquí otra vez, huh? You know what I'm saying?
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: Like, fucking your mom was like, hey, your tío' s crazy,
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: you know?
- 1:29:38Speaker 3: You need the uncle to give him condoms.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: But you know that fool's cool. He lets you drink beer.
- 1:29:43Speaker 10: I have that fucking nasty tío that did all the
- 1:29:45Speaker 10: drugs and shit.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:29:47Speaker 7: And, you know.
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: He's still waiting.
- 1:29:49Speaker 3: Where's your homegirls at, Theo, huh?
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: Yeah, that kind of thing.
- 1:29:52Speaker 10: But, you know, hey, man, that day that we were
- 1:29:54Speaker 10: on the air with you guys, man, I felt so
- 1:29:56Speaker 10: natural and shit like that. That's why I felt, like,
- 1:29:58Speaker 10: comfortable saying that. You know, I did Angel Dust and
- 1:30:01Speaker 10: Wicked Wire.
- 1:30:02Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what's good about podcasts, dog. You can just
- 1:30:05Speaker 6: speak your mind.
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: You know, that's what it is, man. Like, certain places
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: get interviews with, you know what I mean, with, like,
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: in detail based off of vibes. You know what I mean?
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: Some places will be like, oh, I don't feel comfortable
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: talking to you about that.
- 1:30:18Speaker 5: But, hey, that's how it was, man.
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: I felt like I was getting to know a Theo
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: that I just got mad love for, dog.
- 1:30:24Speaker 7: It's all good, man.
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: It's all good.
- 1:30:25Speaker 10: Everyone should represent all the drugs that they ever did
- 1:30:28Speaker 10: in their life. Like, yeah, I did that.
- 1:30:29Speaker 7: You should be proud of that, man.
- 1:30:32Speaker 10: You didn't die behind it, you know, a little fucking
- 1:30:35Speaker 10: elephant tranquilizer.
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: It was all right.
- 1:30:37Speaker 7: You know, like, type of shit, you know? Yeah, man.
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: So what if you guys saw me in Vegas and
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: I did a bump or two, man?
- 1:30:43Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: If I was butt naked on the freeway, that was
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: my problem.
- 1:30:47Speaker 7: It's okay if you do a bump here and there, bro.
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: You know, it's fine.
- 1:30:51Speaker 7: To let your mom see you type shit, you know?
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: Man, that's what I'm talking about right here, man. Oh,
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: my God.
- 1:30:56Speaker 2: Word.
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 1:30:58Speaker 6: That's why I don't let my mom follow me on Instagram, dog.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: That's right.
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: Hell, yeah.
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: I block all my family.
- 1:31:02Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: They be like, I can't find you. I be like,
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: keep looking.
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: I make a little bullshit personal page.
- 1:31:08Speaker 10: I met an old black dude one day on a
- 1:31:10Speaker 10: fucking RTD bus coming from work on the airport, and
- 1:31:13Speaker 10: he had some good cocaines on him. and he called
- 1:31:17Speaker 10: it the midnight kiss eye so if.
- 1:31:22Speaker 7: You ever do that shit think you can do it
- 1:31:23Speaker 7: the midnight kiss eye.
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about man hey man fucking I'm
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: gonna give you a round of applause man this has
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: been dope you're welcome here at the we don't smoke
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: the same show anytime yes yes I feel honored and
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: blessed to be amongst such esteemed gentlemen as you guys
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: and I can't wait till he fills up the parking
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: lot with like 10 bikers because I know it's going
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: to happen. I've seen him in the Gritman experience. He's
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: going to go back and he's going to kick it
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: with these fools and he's going to be like, hey,
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: just come kick it on Thursday. Hey, like, fuck your
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: big balls.
- 1:31:50Speaker 10: Okay, next week we're coming through 15 bikes.
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 15 bikes in
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: the front lawn right there. Hey, you're going to have
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: to open up the big door, dog.
- 1:31:58Speaker 7: Let him in here.
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about right here. Yeah. You heard
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: it here.
- 1:32:02Speaker 7: Big Cypress Hillbillies.
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: Peace, y'all.
- 1:32:04Speaker 7: We'll see you from here.
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: Get that Hill House fucking Send Dog OG. Follow Send
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: Dog on Instagram and enjoy this closeout by DJ C-Rock,
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: our resident DJ on the We Don't Smoke the Same Show.
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: Peace out, y'all.