Latest / Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast / Salt Lake City "Smash Potatoes" and Great British Baking Show Pastry Ep
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Happy Halloween, Darlings, and welcome into our Halloween Salt Lake
- 0:25Speaker 2: City recap show and Great British Bakeoff. Yeah, thank god,
- 0:30Speaker 2: thank god.
- 0:31Speaker 3: You're going to sleep on it.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Well I kind of did sleep on it. Okay, listen
- 0:35Speaker 2: you guys, we are dressed up. If you are watching
- 0:38Speaker 2: this on the Patreon. Hi, I am Tamra Judge. Day
- 0:42Speaker 2: three of her browlift CO two laser treatment day very good. Specific.
- 0:49Speaker 3: I was gonna I was going to say day three
- 0:51Speaker 3: and I wasn't sure. I'm glad I was going to check.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Thank you for making sure. You know, you never want
- 0:57Speaker 2: to assume someone's costume, you know, like.
- 0:59Speaker 3: Yeah, or day four of Tamraser posts stop.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Yeah, totally different. Look, this is day three. This was
- 1:06Speaker 2: the worst day for her. Okay, this was the worst day.
- 1:11Speaker 2: And I want you all to know, Yes, I did
- 1:13Speaker 2: not do the makeup on my neck because I have
- 1:17Speaker 2: a life today and I think it would have taken
- 1:20Speaker 2: way too long to get off of my neck. It's
- 1:23Speaker 2: gonna take a while. I used face paints, my daughter's
- 1:27Speaker 2: face paints. So thank you to that. Shout out to
- 1:29Speaker 2: Maddie for her lovely face paints gorgeous thank you gorgeous
- 1:35Speaker 2: California facelift. Now, Emily Deesis has joined us in a costume. Emily,
- 1:41Speaker 2: please share with the darlings who you are today.
- 1:44Speaker 3: I am Week five Pastry week Nellie from Bakeoff, who
- 1:50Speaker 3: came with her son's beret for good luck.
- 1:54Speaker 4: How but precious was that?
- 1:56Speaker 3: I know? But she was very per and that was
- 2:01Speaker 3: you know, so I thought, like, first of all, she's
- 2:05Speaker 3: my favorite.
- 2:07Speaker 2: We die for, Nelly, we die for I did every.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Day my Amazon account.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Wait, you planned this, what do you mean? Oh yeah,
- 2:15Speaker 2: the second because you watched it a few days ago.
- 2:19Speaker 4: I'm thinking, oh my god, oh.
- 2:21Speaker 2: The second you saw her look because I was just
- 2:23Speaker 2: gonna say.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Get the gold beads and the hat. I have a
- 2:28Speaker 3: blue beret, but I needed to, you know, fully live
- 2:32Speaker 3: in the Nelly, Emily.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I honestly thought that you had those pieces already and
- 2:36Speaker 2: I wouldn't have been surprised had you. First of all,
- 2:40Speaker 2: the necklace is going to be a great piece for.
- 2:42Speaker 4: You to have in your collection. In general.
- 2:44Speaker 2: I love it.
- 2:45Speaker 4: I would wear it just in general.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Great collar on you, fantastic beret, I see that the
- 2:51Speaker 2: dangling Oh that's your shirt.
- 2:53Speaker 4: Okay, well now.
- 2:53Speaker 3: These are my earrings taped to my headphones and I'm
- 2:56Speaker 3: actually unplug my headphone cord real quick because it's stuck.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, I didn't know that's what you
- 3:04Speaker 2: were doing. I was messing around and I didn't see
- 3:06Speaker 2: what you were doing.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Well, you can't see him if I wear my headphones
- 3:13Speaker 3: overm O.
- 3:14Speaker 2: I love it.
- 3:15Speaker 4: That's such a great like recording hack.
- 3:18Speaker 2: I hope you guys can take this seriously as we
- 3:21Speaker 2: do this show today. But if you don't, hey, it's
- 3:24Speaker 2: all in good fun. So today we are going to
- 3:27Speaker 2: do Real Housewives of Salt Lake City recap first, then
- 3:30Speaker 2: we'll jump in a great British bakeoff. Emily is going
- 3:34Speaker 2: to take the lead on that recap while I follow along.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Because Amy has go look at Oh, I was gonna
- 3:43Speaker 3: say Halloween lights last night?
- 3:44Speaker 2: Thank you? Oh you did you?
- 3:46Speaker 4: Okay, all right?
- 3:47Speaker 3: And and perhaps she didn't finish bakeoff even though she
- 3:51Speaker 3: had several days to finish the I.
- 3:53Speaker 2: Had plenty of days I just did not account for.
- 3:57Speaker 2: I like watching it like the morning of because it's
- 4:00Speaker 2: just like I don't know I like having it right
- 4:02Speaker 2: then and there. And yeah, it didn't account for the
- 4:06Speaker 2: time that Halloween was gonna take, so it really yeah,
- 4:10Speaker 2: I screwed that up. So Emily's gonna I'm gonna be
- 4:13Speaker 2: following along with her.
- 4:15Speaker 3: By the way, yes, speaking of Halloween, Yeah, we we
- 4:20Speaker 3: have a beat. What happens? I have a carrot? Archie?
- 4:26Speaker 3: I want to know, bitch graphic designer always stresses his
- 4:31Speaker 3: dog up and I want to know reason. Yeah, what
- 4:35Speaker 3: what was the what's the costume this year?
- 4:37Speaker 4: Because it's in the Yorky? Let me see? Let me see?
- 4:40Speaker 3: Is it Archie's carrot?
- 4:42Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would be so funny. I am looking.
- 4:44Speaker 2: It's not looking like we have an update yet.
- 4:49Speaker 3: It's early.
- 4:50Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's early.
- 4:51Speaker 2: You know. Last year was Megan, you know the movie Megan,
- 4:56Speaker 2: like the Robot Dog. Yeah, I'm just gonna put it
- 4:59Speaker 2: up here. So this was Megan from last year. And
- 5:02Speaker 2: if you guys want to follow Grays and underscore the
- 5:04Speaker 2: Yorkey incredible costumes. I mean, this is bear Pa Contessa either,
- 5:12Speaker 2: You're gonna get a lot over there.
- 5:14Speaker 4: So Mike, we love you.
- 5:15Speaker 3: What darlings d m us at the Drama Darling Show
- 5:21Speaker 3: Instagram account with your dog and cat or fish costumes
- 5:25Speaker 3: and we'll maybe we'll do a Carousel week, Cara Alison Hammond, Yes,
- 5:32Speaker 3: Cadell Caramel Week.
- 5:34Speaker 2: If you have some other costumes you'd like to share
- 5:36Speaker 2: with us, please send. I mean I would would be
- 5:39Speaker 2: delighted human costumes, not just pet costumes. Kids, well, I
- 5:44Speaker 2: don't know. I don't want to post any kids on
- 5:46Speaker 2: the on the account. I feel uncomfortable about that. But
- 5:49Speaker 2: your costumes.
- 5:51Speaker 3: Like if, if, especially like Bravo adjacent, you're you're an
- 5:55Speaker 3: Angie Scroll this year, if you're a Shannon.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Shannon with her face down the yoga, the yoga the
- 6:07Speaker 2: day after the castrip, Yes, the Drama Darling Show on Instagram.
- 6:14Speaker 2: You can find us there. We have a curated page
- 6:16Speaker 2: that's just really lifting off. So welcome in, Welcome in,
- 6:22Speaker 2: and here we are. We're going to get into Salt
- 6:25Speaker 2: Lake City now.
- 6:26Speaker 5: But duh hmmm, wow, wow, we are picking up at
- 6:33Speaker 5: Angie's Mafia anniversary party where Justin and John are starting something.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Wow, an unexpected move from John. Unexpected.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Also, Angie's way of breaking the tension was like, we
- 6:52Speaker 3: we have a married we have Mary doing a blessing
- 6:54Speaker 3: from a union.
- 6:57Speaker 2: Wait, is that your best Angie? Come on, let's get
- 6:59Speaker 2: come on, well, well, well come on, let's go.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Oh we have a Mary blessing for the union, or we.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Have a murray blushing Mary or love you stro March.
- 7:12Speaker 2: So if you wouldn't mind putting your.
- 7:15Speaker 4: On this whole. I was so surprised.
- 7:22Speaker 2: I surprised to see Lisa Bayla hold my hand like
- 7:26Speaker 2: Angie's like you know, wes go on your holder around.
- 7:31Speaker 4: Like they're toddlers.
- 7:32Speaker 2: But I could not believe that Lisa went over there
- 7:34Speaker 2: and hold held her hand, and I thought they might
- 7:37Speaker 2: get over this. This could end if Whitney says something
- 7:41Speaker 2: right now like I thought.
- 7:44Speaker 3: It was ending. Mm hmm, oh go ahead, I totally
- 7:48Speaker 3: cut Whitney.
- 7:49Speaker 2: No, I have lung possess in between the things I say,
- 7:53Speaker 2: so you feel free.
- 7:55Speaker 4: It was ending, yes, but.
- 7:59Speaker 3: John jumped in. I thought it was ending. Justin was
- 8:05Speaker 3: kind of it was. It was chilling out and then
- 8:09Speaker 3: John went in for round two and it wasn't necessary,
- 8:13Speaker 3: but then it escalated again.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Okay, so it was kind of, you know, dialing down.
- 8:20Speaker 2: But I didn't like at that point when Justin leaned
- 8:24Speaker 2: in and said like, well, what is she? You know,
- 8:26Speaker 2: you don't call my wife a liar? And maybe he
- 8:28Speaker 2: was asking a question. I'm not sure, but at that point,
- 8:33Speaker 2: the men just need to stay out of it. Like
- 8:35Speaker 2: I think that Justin, okay, what is your opinion here, darlings?
- 8:40Speaker 2: When Lisa went up and she's like, how do you
- 8:43Speaker 2: deal with this? You know your your wife is a
- 8:46Speaker 2: fucking liar?
- 8:47Speaker 4: Okay, So she kind of charges up to Justin.
- 8:50Speaker 2: I give Whitney that because that's how Whitney is painting
- 8:53Speaker 2: the picture and we all saw it.
- 8:54Speaker 4: She did.
- 8:54Speaker 2: She kind of went up to Justin and got him involved.
- 8:57Speaker 2: So that's on.
- 8:58Speaker 4: That's on Lisa.
- 8:59Speaker 2: I don't think she should have done that personally, I
- 9:02Speaker 2: don't think that she should have involved him at all.
- 9:05Speaker 2: That is going to oh, yeah, Justin.
- 9:09Speaker 3: Justin is the witness to the phone call. Remember, because
- 9:12Speaker 3: Whitney had the phone call on speaker in the car
- 9:15Speaker 3: with Justin, so he I think with the podcast, you
- 9:21Speaker 3: know when.
- 9:21Speaker 2: She's getting this information.
- 9:23Speaker 3: So I think that Whitney was pulling Justin in as
- 9:28Speaker 3: a witness, and he didn't say anything that we saw
- 9:33Speaker 3: that would give you know, have Whitney's back on the.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Right, right, right right. So as far as he's concerned,
- 9:41Speaker 2: he's heard it from the horse's mouth, so to speak. Yeah, well,
- 9:46Speaker 2: when Lisa is freaking out that much, if I were Whitney,
- 9:50Speaker 2: I would definitely stand back and say, you know, I
- 9:55Speaker 2: kind of am believing you because of how hard you're protesting.
- 9:59Speaker 2: It can go either way, but it did seem convincing.
- 10:03Speaker 2: And when Whitney started to backpel a little bit, she
- 10:05Speaker 2: said something like, I said, I was trying to give
- 10:08Speaker 2: you the benefit said a doubt, and it's like, no,
- 10:12Speaker 2: you weren't actually giving her the benefit of the doubt. Whitney.
- 10:15Speaker 2: You completely accused her right off the bat. You did
- 10:19Speaker 2: not ask her a question. You did not say this
- 10:22Speaker 2: is what I've heard, what is your side of the story.
- 10:25Speaker 2: You completely accused her. So I don't know what you
- 10:28Speaker 2: were expecting. And now you've dialed it all up. And
- 10:31Speaker 2: we all know Lisa Barlow. She's like a whirling dervis.
- 10:34Speaker 2: She's a top. You get that thing spinning, it's going
- 10:37Speaker 2: to keep going. She's going to charge up to anybody
- 10:39Speaker 2: in that room. And you know obviously she involved justin.
- 10:42Speaker 2: I think it would be hard to not protect your
- 10:45Speaker 2: wife and not say something back.
- 10:47Speaker 4: So I totally get it.
- 10:48Speaker 2: And when Justin and John sat down, when Justin said, well,
- 10:52Speaker 2: look if you're you know if when John said, if
- 10:56Speaker 2: someone said this to your wife, you would want to
- 10:57Speaker 2: protect her, and the same goes somebody is saying this
- 11:00Speaker 2: to your to you about your wife, you'd want to
- 11:03Speaker 2: say something back. I think the F bomb was too
- 11:05Speaker 2: far to John's point.
- 11:08Speaker 3: Wait, so you're right though it was Lisa that that
- 11:12Speaker 3: dragged him in. I was I was thinking round two,
- 11:16Speaker 3: but initially round one.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Yeah, she Wissa did it.
- 11:20Speaker 3: Yeah, she wasn't trying to pull in her back up
- 11:23Speaker 3: with him. In terms of point this out you heard
- 11:26Speaker 3: the call kind of thing. I also yeah, because I'm
- 11:32Speaker 3: glad you mentioned that, because I think since I watched
- 11:35Speaker 3: this episode, I kind of forgot the beginning of it
- 11:38Speaker 3: and of the fight, and I.
- 11:41Speaker 4: Forgot what happened.
- 11:43Speaker 3: I forgot what happened because I was like, man, Justin,
- 11:48Speaker 3: you're so thirsty this season, Like you now that you
- 11:51Speaker 3: know he doesn't have that job where he has to
- 11:53Speaker 3: like be reserved, he's like going for that Gorga money.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you're so right, because then you to the scene
- 12:00Speaker 2: where he's like dumping out the cans of Yehja and
- 12:04Speaker 2: Vida and that had to be staged.
- 12:08Speaker 3: So yeah, what do you do? Yeah, And it's just
- 12:12Speaker 3: just like we get it. You want you want a
- 12:14Speaker 3: guy a husband's segment on the reunion, just like Jersey copy,
- 12:18Speaker 3: we got it, copy that.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to serve it up, we get it.
- 12:22Speaker 2: You want your drama, drama. So but I do feel
- 12:27Speaker 2: like Lisa shouldn't have approached him. However, when he starts
- 12:31Speaker 2: swearing at her, yeah, that's off limits. John needs to
- 12:34Speaker 2: protect her the second time around. When Justin brought this
- 12:37Speaker 2: up at the lunch, He's like, the second time was
- 12:40Speaker 2: just a lean in. It wasn't walking towards her, which
- 12:44Speaker 2: what is John's point? I understand that, and you know, right,
- 12:49Speaker 2: so John, I kind of love John. I love John.
- 12:53Speaker 2: I love that. I kind of love the fact that
- 12:57Speaker 2: he was like, I'm not waiting for anything to happen.
- 12:59Speaker 2: I saw him make a move towards her with an
- 13:02Speaker 2: F bomb, and I'm not waiting for anything. I'm gonna
- 13:04Speaker 2: go ahead and stop this right now. I kind of
- 13:06Speaker 2: don't have a problem with it, and I sort of
- 13:08Speaker 2: loved it, even though it was not necessary at all,
- 13:12Speaker 2: and it looked at second glance even worse. And when
- 13:17Speaker 2: even Lisa was like John, John, what are you doing?
- 13:20Speaker 2: You know?
- 13:22Speaker 3: I know? And then and then his way of calming
- 13:24Speaker 3: Lisa's like prom picture formation, like because like he's standing
- 13:30Speaker 3: behind her like with his arms around her, and she's
- 13:33Speaker 3: in front of it.
- 13:35Speaker 2: I know. She's like, I'm so hot. I'm like, maybe
- 13:38Speaker 2: you've got a fur coat like draped around you. But
- 13:42Speaker 2: prom for me and me, Yeah, pro formation.
- 13:47Speaker 3: It's the only way to calm Lisa.
- 13:50Speaker 2: He has to, like, you know, you have didn't get
- 13:52Speaker 2: her in a bear hug in order like get her
- 13:56Speaker 2: to calm down. And he knows what he's dealing with.
- 14:00Speaker 2: She's a wild, wild fox, you know, she's out there.
- 14:03Speaker 2: She's a wild animal. And when they're back in that kitchen,
- 14:06Speaker 2: he's like, you know, you're mouthy. She's like, I'm mouthy.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Oh no.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Happened, John, You're gonna have another fight. You're gonna have
- 14:18Speaker 2: to put me in a bear lock. I don't even
- 14:20Speaker 2: know proper term. What is that. I don't even know.
- 14:22Speaker 3: Whatever, Well, it definitely like a backwards bear hug for her. Yeah,
- 14:27Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you that.
- 14:28Speaker 2: All right, now, give it, give it, yeah it prop formation,
- 14:35Speaker 2: prompt formation quick, yeah, god the yes, go ahead.
- 14:44Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, like, I also just watching
- 14:49Speaker 3: like Angie's husband deal with the whole thing too, because
- 14:52Speaker 3: he's like, like, what did you expect, dude? You're having
- 14:56Speaker 3: this in your house. You're having everybody there, even if
- 14:59Speaker 3: everything was perfec but like there he had a real
- 15:02Speaker 3: look of fear in his eyes.
- 15:04Speaker 2: Like Sean, sEH, what was you doing? I'm just kidding.
- 15:11Speaker 3: And she didn't And she didn't notice your husband at
- 15:13Speaker 3: your anniversary party.
- 15:15Speaker 2: No, no one's ever mentioned anything about him to me.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Oh that one.
- 15:19Speaker 6: Yeah, I love him, He's we were in love. You
- 15:25Speaker 6: think about doing haircuts on how how did do you
- 15:29Speaker 6: escalate the situation by giving haircuts?
- 15:33Speaker 3: Well, I want to point out to it was your
- 15:36Speaker 3: anniversary party, but it was a gorgeous mafia cake that
- 15:39Speaker 3: didn't represent any part of your anniversary or say anniversary.
- 15:43Speaker 6: Yeah, it was purposeful, you know. I I outsourced there
- 15:49Speaker 6: out to Electra Show.
- 15:52Speaker 2: I don't know what she did. What did he said?
- 15:56Speaker 2: On the couch She said on the couch next to Mary,
- 15:59Speaker 2: frozen in fear of quirkiness that she brought.
- 16:03Speaker 4: What was that cake because I saw it. It was like
- 16:05Speaker 4: red and I don't know what it said.
- 16:07Speaker 3: It looked it just said mafia and then it had
- 16:10Speaker 3: like cigars and cards and it was like, oh okay,
- 16:15Speaker 3: it wasn't if it was being presented to me as
- 16:18Speaker 3: a show stopper, I would say, it's a little small
- 16:22Speaker 3: for a showstopper cake. It was like a little small,
- 16:25Speaker 3: but like, you know, it was more for the decoration.
- 16:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so they probably had you know, pass
- 16:31Speaker 2: out pass around finger desserts as well. Yeah, you know,
- 16:35Speaker 2: well some baclava things like what now we're talking? Yeah
- 16:40Speaker 2: they are, Oh, yeah, we are. You know. I came
- 16:43Speaker 2: to this conclusion last night that like, all right, hold on, Emily,
- 16:47Speaker 2: don't judge me for this. We're darlings. I think Angie
- 16:51Speaker 2: would be really fun to hang out with. She's kind
- 16:54Speaker 2: of reminds me like I'm so familiar with like the
- 16:57Speaker 2: Greek and the Italian and like I just feel very
- 17:01Speaker 2: at home with, you know, with the Greeks and the Italians,
- 17:06Speaker 2: and I just feel like off camera and you would
- 17:08Speaker 2: be great. I just want to hang out with her.
- 17:10Speaker 3: I think I think we both I agree with you
- 17:14Speaker 3: because I think we I think I had that thought
- 17:16Speaker 3: before too, where it's like I feel like she would
- 17:21Speaker 3: be wanting you to feel comfortable. There's something about her
- 17:24Speaker 3: that feels like nurturing or something. Yeah, I don't think
- 17:29Speaker 3: there's anybody in Utah that I would not want to
- 17:33Speaker 3: hang out with. And I'm going to even include Mary
- 17:36Speaker 3: because I'm so curious about her. So yeah, but.
- 17:43Speaker 2: But I want to relaxed afternoon or evening. I'm going
- 17:46Speaker 2: to hang out with Angie the rest of them. You know,
- 17:49Speaker 2: I want to hang out with all of them. But
- 17:50Speaker 2: at the same time, I'm kind of like, I don't know,
- 17:52Speaker 2: I'm not.
- 17:53Speaker 3: Sure bronwyin I could totally hang with.
- 17:55Speaker 2: Bron Oh, bron Win's the best. Wait, Bronwyn fuck are
- 18:01Speaker 2: you kidding me? With the airport pickups? By lord?
- 18:06Speaker 3: Duh?
- 18:08Speaker 2: What gift? Where we dropped last night?
- 18:12Speaker 3: Has she not been on the show in every city?
- 18:16Speaker 3: Bronwin needs to now be in every city?
- 18:19Speaker 2: How is she not have her own show? How does
- 18:22Speaker 2: she not have a viral TikTok like with these costumes?
- 18:26Speaker 3: This is a real point.
- 18:28Speaker 4: I what is happening?
- 18:31Speaker 3: When they showed her coming down to that frog cossum
- 18:34Speaker 3: with their little leg crossed over on the escalator. I
- 18:36Speaker 3: mean I was already like what and then I just
- 18:39Speaker 3: was like laughing by myself. I lost it.
- 18:43Speaker 2: The panda laying down with a leg over. I lost
- 18:46Speaker 2: it on that one. And then the pink, the pig
- 18:49Speaker 2: when she says to the random guys, oink and they're
- 18:52Speaker 2: like what, and she's like, I said, oink. She is
- 18:58Speaker 2: unabashedly herself.
- 19:02Speaker 3: Yeah. And then Tadie the perfect foil. He's a perfect
- 19:05Speaker 3: like straight man against this because he's like, uh, all right,
- 19:09Speaker 3: oh all right, but he knows clearly she's gonna come
- 19:15Speaker 3: to the airport bonkers, and he's like, oh boy, here
- 19:18Speaker 3: we go. Oh no, like even tell he's still embarrassed.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Oh no. I am like so enthralled with this whole
- 19:28Speaker 2: process of her getting in these costumes and meeting him
- 19:31Speaker 2: at luggage, and clearly I wonder how long it's been
- 19:35Speaker 2: going on. But she's just a treasure. And this was
- 19:38Speaker 2: not a montage I was expecting.
- 19:41Speaker 3: And kudos to the editors too, because for putting it together.
- 19:44Speaker 3: And I don't know if it was all like done
- 19:46Speaker 3: over once, Like she had a couple of quick changes
- 19:49Speaker 3: of all of her costumes that she's done it. I
- 19:52Speaker 3: don't give a shit. I just loved it.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you could tell some of them were actual, real
- 19:58Speaker 2: footage maybe uh videos of her, but then some were
- 20:01Speaker 2: definitely recreations.
- 20:03Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm fine with what. I the fact that
- 20:05Speaker 3: they gave us this on hollows Eve. Oh mischieft Nights.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you're bride. It was.
- 20:13Speaker 3: And by the way, speaking of mischieff night, way to go.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Dodgers probably abolged, my gosh, our California Dodgers and won
- 20:24Speaker 2: the freaking World Series.
- 20:27Speaker 3: I know. And people went a little bonkers last.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Night, did they?
- 20:31Speaker 4: Because you live in that area.
- 20:33Speaker 3: Uh uh, it was a little nuts. I went outside.
- 20:36Speaker 3: What happened doing a blessing? Mary is doing a blessing
- 20:40Speaker 3: for a union and it didn't bring the chass down?
- 20:48Speaker 2: Could Mary maybe sing the national anthem at the next game?
- 20:53Speaker 3: Oh my god, that would be amazing. You a housewife
- 20:56Speaker 3: in an anthem.
- 20:57Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure we have it. We just don't know.
- 21:00Speaker 3: A on a local level, I bet you're right.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh huh yeah, like like little league.
- 21:09Speaker 3: Like at Dolores's fundraisers, softball thing that she does.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Right, right, because yeah, Dolores's fund raiser was Gia being like,
- 21:19Speaker 2: first you would one.
- 21:20Speaker 3: Then you two, then you a nation. She wrote her
- 21:25Speaker 3: own anthem, Yeah.
- 21:25Speaker 2: She wrote it.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Now.
- 21:30Speaker 2: The The other shocking scene that I thought really blew
- 21:35Speaker 2: my mind was at Britannica's house the whole.
- 21:42Speaker 4: Like fireside group. Because here's the thing.
- 21:49Speaker 2: We've been in Salt Lake City now for five seasons,
- 21:53Speaker 2: and this is the first time we've gotten a small
- 21:57Speaker 2: group of people that are actually living the Mormon life.
- 22:02Speaker 2: Why have we waited this long? That was weird to me,
- 22:05Speaker 2: And that's ka of all the people.
- 22:09Speaker 3: I was laughing because I thought you were going to say,
- 22:11Speaker 3: we've been in Salt Lake City for five seasons, How
- 22:14Speaker 3: does Angie not know you don't bring wine like we
- 22:17Speaker 3: know it and we don't live there, right.
- 22:20Speaker 2: That was amazing. I loved that, I mean, and then
- 22:26Speaker 2: like Britannica saying, like, you don't bring wine to a
- 22:30Speaker 2: Mormon event. Meanwhile, it's like the montage of her just
- 22:33Speaker 2: sippin' and sippin' and sipping. I'm like, this is why
- 22:36Speaker 2: you guys are just don't be a hypocrite about it.
- 22:38Speaker 2: But I was shocked to the seventh layer of my
- 22:44Speaker 2: camera day four skin that Heather was there and she
- 22:49Speaker 2: just sat down with everybody and she was singing the hymns.
- 22:53Speaker 2: She was participating. And it's not to say that I
- 22:57Speaker 2: didn't understand it.
- 22:58Speaker 4: I get it.
- 22:59Speaker 2: I understand that she's probably done that since she's left
- 23:02Speaker 2: the Mormon Church and things like that, but it was
- 23:04Speaker 2: wild to see her in that element and her immersed
- 23:08Speaker 2: in that.
- 23:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, it was. It was odd, and I was.
- 23:16Speaker 3: I was also surprised at like, you know, I mean,
- 23:20Speaker 3: I get why Lisa wasn't invited, but that's supposed to
- 23:23Speaker 3: be like Lisa's current lane, you know, because she's pretty
- 23:27Speaker 3: Mormon according to her, And so I was, I was
- 23:32Speaker 3: inter It was just I thought that would be something
- 23:35Speaker 3: that would have been like an Olive branch to have
- 23:37Speaker 3: Lisa there.
- 23:39Speaker 2: But Lisa, but Angie was there arn't doing well, so
- 23:44Speaker 2: you know, I don't know.
- 23:45Speaker 3: I just would have thought that would have been a
- 23:47Speaker 3: Lisa thing to invite her too, instead of an Angie thing.
- 23:51Speaker 3: But because Angie brings, you know, wine, and I think
- 23:55Speaker 3: she's Catholic.
- 23:55Speaker 2: Right, yeah, right, that Brittany should have invited Lisa's yourself
- 24:00Speaker 2: instead of Angie. Yeah, yeah, I don't know that was
- 24:04Speaker 2: a weird grouping. I guess maybe because Angie needed to
- 24:06Speaker 2: confront Heather.
- 24:07Speaker 4: I suppose. I don't know that was weird.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Because the confrontation seemed like it was just you know,
- 24:14Speaker 2: sand falling through my hands. We didn't really need it.
- 24:17Speaker 2: It's like Angie's like roll and she's looking at her
- 24:21Speaker 2: like she's got her on something.
- 24:24Speaker 6: You seem like you're not supporting me as much as
- 24:27Speaker 6: you do Lisau.
- 24:29Speaker 2: And then Heather's like, well, I mean I'm hearing you,
- 24:32Speaker 2: and I sang so I'm in a good place and
- 24:34Speaker 2: I get it, and let's move on and let's move forward.
- 24:37Speaker 2: And that's that.
- 24:39Speaker 4: So it just was like kind of a weird situation.
- 24:41Speaker 2: But Brittany's father was it that said was speaking about
- 24:46Speaker 2: her mom? You know, that was really sweet. That was
- 24:49Speaker 2: nice to hear. And furthermore, I really felt like I
- 24:55Speaker 2: got to know and maybe you guys did too. Brittany
- 24:58Speaker 2: a lot more in this episode, and she had sit
- 25:01Speaker 2: down with Heather and they basically were talking about well,
- 25:09Speaker 2: Jared kind of because Heather's like that beauty bar. Oh
- 25:13Speaker 2: yeah this is somewhere else. Yeah, I'm kind of bouncing
- 25:16Speaker 2: around because the Co two and the Day four Browlift.
- 25:21Speaker 2: It's it's getting to my brain now. So I'm just
- 25:24Speaker 2: bouncing around. But Heather is calling out Brittany and she's like,
- 25:31Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it to you straight.
- 25:32Speaker 4: You're looking like you're.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Crazy, you know. Now, Brittany says that she's like in
- 25:39Speaker 2: love with Jared, that's why she had that enormous overreaction
- 25:43Speaker 2: when he entered the party, that I'm hyperventilating, I'm crying,
- 25:47Speaker 2: I don't know what to do reaction. But she says that,
- 25:52Speaker 2: you know, she's like, have you haven't you ever found
- 25:54Speaker 2: yourself stuck and like kind of cycling through the same.
- 26:00Speaker 2: And I loved this conversation. I thought it was incredibly
- 26:03Speaker 2: relatable on both accounts, with Heather saying, yeah, I've been
- 26:07Speaker 2: in a toxic relationship before and I fucked up my
- 26:11Speaker 2: entire life.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Yeah. I liked the conversation from Heather's point of view.
- 26:17Speaker 3: I don't think any of it will stick with Britannica
- 26:20Speaker 3: at all. No, I think she's just like mm hmmm, yeah, anyway,
- 26:26Speaker 3: Jared's texting me.
- 26:29Speaker 2: That's Jermy, that's her ring tone. People in Sulli City
- 26:34Speaker 2: have ring tones, text tone to.
- 26:39Speaker 3: Your texts or text tone. It's like the full song.
- 26:42Speaker 3: By the way, So we were talking about.
- 26:46Speaker 2: The jewelry us. Yeah, the jewelers, the local.
- 26:48Speaker 3: By the way, I got, I got a lot of
- 26:51Speaker 3: Robin Sathan Walnut and I I'm wrong. They are fully
- 26:54Speaker 3: out of business. The Robin's brothers in LA not related,
- 26:58Speaker 3: and then that and then that's Jared. Yeah that uh,
- 27:05Speaker 3: that's also the gossip site. Somebody was like, just just
- 27:09Speaker 3: Jared what because you were like, what's just Jared?
- 27:12Speaker 2: Thank you? Just Jared is a gossip site? Okay, thank you?
- 27:16Speaker 3: And I forget who mess messaged us about that, but
- 27:19Speaker 3: I remember seeing that and I was like, oh yeah,
- 27:22Speaker 3: they like commented on.
- 27:24Speaker 2: That ram that Jared Osmond should start just Jared Osmond
- 27:30Speaker 2: gossip site.
- 27:36Speaker 3: What happened?
- 27:37Speaker 2: So, yeah, Heather obviously relaying to us as viewers that
- 27:43Speaker 2: the marriage that she was in fucked up her entire life.
- 27:47Speaker 3: Auchi well, and I think she was also kind of
- 27:50Speaker 3: saying it about her former Mormon commitments too. It sounded
- 27:56Speaker 3: like the things that she was sacrificing for that because
- 27:59Speaker 3: she she had Yeah, yeah, Heathers lived it, can hear it?
- 28:06Speaker 3: And Britney cannot.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing that I found the most relatable
- 28:13Speaker 2: was when Britney said, I'm still searching for the love
- 28:17Speaker 2: I've never gotten. And how many people in the world
- 28:21Speaker 2: can say that? A lot a lot of people, and
- 28:25Speaker 2: that is heartbreaking. She says, I feel so alone, and
- 28:29Speaker 2: then she says, especially because her kids are gone and
- 28:31Speaker 2: her mom passed away and her mom was her best friend.
- 28:34Speaker 2: So yes, when we are searching desperately for the love
- 28:39Speaker 2: that we feel like we haven't gotten, is when we
- 28:42Speaker 2: make bad choices with people because we think what something
- 28:46Speaker 2: is is love and we don't really know what love is,
- 28:50Speaker 2: and we think this is love and we're fooling ourselves
- 28:53Speaker 2: and then we're willing to compromise our own self.
- 28:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:58Speaker 2: So she's not doing herself if any favors. But I
- 29:01Speaker 2: did find it to be relatable. Question where are her girls?
- 29:05Speaker 2: I don't remember what is she saying? She they're older,
- 29:08Speaker 2: I think, I think, so she's an empty nester. I think, yeah, okay,
- 29:15Speaker 2: it's not like a Tamra situation where like they're both
- 29:18Speaker 2: not talking to her or something. I feel think so
- 29:21Speaker 2: she said on that pickleball court, I put my relationships
- 29:28Speaker 2: before my girls and she's like I need and I
- 29:31Speaker 2: thought that was a red flag obviously, And then when
- 29:36Speaker 2: she's made a reference to like not having her girls,
- 29:39Speaker 2: it made me think that she screwed up in some
- 29:42Speaker 2: sort of way and they're not mad at her.
- 29:44Speaker 4: They chose to live with her dad or I don't
- 29:45Speaker 4: know what.
- 29:46Speaker 3: So yeah, I feel like her girls are older, but okay,
- 29:50Speaker 3: could be wrong.
- 29:52Speaker 2: All right, darlings, Well we'll figure that out. Uh So Yeah,
- 29:56Speaker 2: I mean I just I felt for her, and I
- 29:58Speaker 2: really felt like Heather on nderstood what she was saying
- 30:00Speaker 2: and she was very empathetic. That was a nice scene
- 30:02Speaker 2: between the two of them.
- 30:05Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I agree.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wait when Bronwyn and her husband is
- 30:11Speaker 2: his name Todd m thank you? Yeah, they're in that
- 30:15Speaker 2: gondola and they're out to eat. You don't talk about
- 30:19Speaker 2: those texts, the texts? What were you going to say?
- 30:24Speaker 3: No, I just because that's right before the montage.
- 30:27Speaker 2: You're just enjoying thinking about her in all those costumes.
- 30:32Speaker 2: You know why it hits so hard with you? Is
- 30:34Speaker 2: that something that you would totally do. It's almost like
- 30:38Speaker 2: you really should be kicking yourself that you didn't think
- 30:40Speaker 2: about it before she did.
- 30:42Speaker 3: I don't know, because like, I don't think I it's
- 30:46Speaker 3: pretty ballsy to just go that hard at an airport,
- 30:50Speaker 3: especially at LAX.
- 30:51Speaker 4: The Lax is a different animal.
- 30:53Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like it would. Yeah, but even at the
- 30:58Speaker 3: at the Salt Lake City airport, I was like.
- 31:00Speaker 2: Big one. That's a big one too. Actually it's that's
- 31:02Speaker 2: a connecting one, like airport.
- 31:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that there are many. I just
- 31:07Speaker 3: feel like, man, I don't feel like doing fucking bits
- 31:10Speaker 3: at the airport. And then she's like, that's the only
- 31:14Speaker 3: place I do bits, and I do them to one thousand. Well.
- 31:19Speaker 2: The thing that I loved about this scene is that
- 31:23Speaker 2: when she was talking about the party and Todd said, oh, yeah, Brittany,
- 31:28Speaker 2: didn't she have like two dates or something? And then
- 31:31Speaker 2: and then uh Bronwinn said, oh yeah, I forgot how
- 31:34Speaker 2: I dropped you those tugs. And then we get what
- 31:39Speaker 2: is the equivalent of, by the amount of a one
- 31:45Speaker 2: sided text thread, what Katie Maloney's rage texts would be
- 31:50Speaker 2: towards Tom Schwartz. It's more like these are just gossip,
- 31:55Speaker 2: fun texts that she's sending to Todd, and he is
- 31:59Speaker 2: not responding to any of them. Did you see they
- 32:01Speaker 2: were all blue let us paragraphs, and she's talking to
- 32:05Speaker 2: him like it's her best girlfriend, which I love. She
- 32:08Speaker 2: was like, ew, Brittany's here, Like I'm like ew, who
- 32:13Speaker 2: says ew? Like are you a twelve year old girl?
- 32:17Speaker 3: Anyway? And Todd is so economical about his drama because
- 32:21Speaker 3: like he's got that CEO mentality. He's like, Okay, I've
- 32:26Speaker 3: dealt with this somebody else's now, I've delegated it. Now
- 32:29Speaker 3: I need to move on to this next thing. Because
- 32:31Speaker 3: that's how he was like, all right, we'll handle that.
- 32:34Speaker 3: And then and then when she's talking about like the
- 32:36Speaker 3: daughter and the grandparents, he's like, okay, and now I'm finished,
- 32:40Speaker 3: you know my feelings, and we are moving forward at
- 32:43Speaker 3: the juncture.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Yeah, for some reason, I didn't have a problem with it.
- 32:48Speaker 3: No, I didn't either.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, because I think a lot of people might
- 32:52Speaker 2: be like, oh, red flag misogyny or whatever, you know,
- 32:55Speaker 2: I did not.
- 32:56Speaker 4: I think that's just the way he thinks.
- 32:58Speaker 7: I like, fine, I'm totally fine with it. It's like it's
- 33:05Speaker 7: it's probably because he wasn't like diminishing it.
- 33:08Speaker 3: He was basically like, you know my feelings, yeah, next.
- 33:13Speaker 2: And and he's protective over Gwen, which I really appreciate.
- 33:17Speaker 3: And yeah, I'm.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Glad that we did talk about that for a second
- 33:21Speaker 2: because I wonder what's going to happen on this season
- 33:24Speaker 2: with that, and he doesn't want Gwen to meet with them,
- 33:27Speaker 2: and I get it. Wait, how about Lisa and her
- 33:30Speaker 2: sister at lunch basically being like.
- 33:34Speaker 3: What happened? What happened?
- 33:36Speaker 2: I love that, Well happened. I love that. I love that.
- 33:39Speaker 3: I love that, Oh my god. But then they underline
- 33:43Speaker 3: my whole sadness for Henry, like with his brother being
- 33:47Speaker 3: gone you which.
- 33:48Speaker 2: I was nailed it too.
- 33:50Speaker 3: I've been worried about that since he left for this mission.
- 33:53Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, you really had your eyes on that,
- 33:57Speaker 2: and you were right. I didn't realize I didn't take
- 34:00Speaker 2: it as seriously as I should have.
- 34:03Speaker 3: Yeah, because little Henry loves his big brother so much,
- 34:06Speaker 3: and you could tell like he and Jack had a
- 34:08Speaker 3: really special You don't always get that with that age group,
- 34:11Speaker 3: but like Jack was so good to him, and I
- 34:14Speaker 3: was like, oh, it's going to be the worst.
- 34:16Speaker 2: I felt super sad hearing that story about the birthday
- 34:20Speaker 2: party and every parent when they saw Lisa crying about
- 34:24Speaker 2: that can relate or any any family member who is
- 34:29Speaker 2: close with their in your case, Emily, your niece and nephew,
- 34:34Speaker 2: and like, if you were to see them crying so
- 34:36Speaker 2: hard and being hurt and worried, it would destroy It
- 34:39Speaker 2: breaks your heart, It destroys you in a million pieces.
- 34:42Speaker 3: Well, Amy, some of us had that happened to them. Yes,
- 34:48Speaker 3: in middle school. I'm not going to say her last name,
- 34:53Speaker 3: but she invited my whole little slumber party over to
- 34:57Speaker 3: her birthday.
- 34:59Speaker 4: And then called me, Oh my god.
- 35:02Speaker 3: And my one like my bff, Amy Dempsey, not you,
- 35:06Speaker 3: I'll give her maiden a name. Anyway, she was at
- 35:09Speaker 3: my house with me, and then they called from the
- 35:11Speaker 3: other slumber party and they were like, your mom and
- 35:13Speaker 3: dad are too strict, so we're over here at Shamansha's house.
- 35:19Speaker 3: I'll see anyway.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 35:25Speaker 3: Yeah, she said. The long story short. She has several
- 35:28Speaker 3: warrants out for arrest and she's hooked a meth so
- 35:31Speaker 3: it's fine drama.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Karma's a bitch anyway. So this this little bit like
- 35:39Speaker 2: rallied up other people to follow her over to the
- 35:41Speaker 2: other place, and the parents let them do that. See
- 35:44Speaker 2: that that to me, I have a problem with the
- 35:46Speaker 2: parents that they would allow that.
- 35:48Speaker 3: I don't think parents were as involved back.
- 35:51Speaker 2: Yeah, it was right. They had no idea where their
- 35:54Speaker 2: kids were sleeping. Who am I kidding? Of course they
- 35:58Speaker 2: had no clue.
- 35:59Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, going to sleepover. I mean, it
- 36:03Speaker 3: was my birthday party, but it was still kind of
- 36:07Speaker 3: like not paper invitations anymore, Like it wasn't official to
- 36:11Speaker 3: the moms and dads. So anyway, Sam Schaman shuh uh.
- 36:19Speaker 3: I didn't give her last name, right, Okay, okay, So anyway, uh,
- 36:27Speaker 3: I mean they her her parents were much cooler than mine.
- 36:33Speaker 2: That's why she's on math now because well, I do
- 36:36Speaker 2: drugs and drink at that house.
- 36:38Speaker 3: See, taking a step back, I actually have a lot
- 36:40Speaker 3: of empathy for what she probably was dealing with then.
- 36:44Speaker 4: But sure at the time it's devastating.
- 36:48Speaker 3: Yes, So when she's talking, when Lisa's talking about Henry,
- 36:51Speaker 3: I was like, oh, now I feel extra horrible. Jack
- 36:54Speaker 3: has to get back from this mission now.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Can I say something?
- 36:57Speaker 2: Though, As much as I am thighs with what happened,
- 37:02Speaker 2: it sounded like to me Lisa said that Jack had
- 37:06Speaker 2: a last minute birthday party, and this is really important. Okay,
- 37:12Speaker 2: this is really important information. This is a last minute
- 37:15Speaker 2: birthday party. Kids are already planning on going to another
- 37:19Speaker 2: birthday party, So I don't know what you were expecting here.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Yeah, mine was not last minute. Mine was not last minute,
- 37:28Speaker 3: I know, but mine was several weeks in advance. And
- 37:31Speaker 3: she made these Shamasha made the.
- 37:34Speaker 2: That's the and that's worse to me. But it is worse.
- 37:38Speaker 2: It is worse. So I'm kind of like, I have
- 37:41Speaker 2: two issues. One Lisa. While he's crying in the back seat,
- 37:47Speaker 2: you need to say, I'm sorry. This is me parenting, honey.
- 37:51Speaker 2: I know you're upset, and I know it hurts your
- 37:53Speaker 2: feelings that they don't want to come to your party,
- 37:56Speaker 2: but a party already existed before your party. How would
- 38:00Speaker 2: you feel if you invited all these people to your
- 38:03Speaker 2: party and then someone decided to have a party the
- 38:05Speaker 2: day before and all these people left your party to
- 38:08Speaker 2: go to theirs. That's not fair. So I know you're upset,
- 38:12Speaker 2: but it's not right and you're not right. Also, as
- 38:17Speaker 2: a mom, I would be like, you can't just have
- 38:20Speaker 2: a party last minute and expect these people to go. No,
- 38:23Speaker 2: we're not inviting them unless he did it on his own,
- 38:26Speaker 2: but she I don't know where she was in this
- 38:29Speaker 2: whole thing. And I certainly don't want to mom shame
- 38:32Speaker 2: her because that's what's on the table right now. But
- 38:35Speaker 2: if she's the parent and there's a birthday party coming
- 38:39Speaker 2: around the bend, where is she for the planning and
- 38:42Speaker 2: the organizing?
- 38:44Speaker 4: Sorry I said it.
- 38:46Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I hear you, And I feel
- 38:50Speaker 3: like yes to all of that. And at the same time,
- 38:55Speaker 3: I feel like the punishment is seeing Henry so down,
- 39:02Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like, so I feel like.
- 39:04Speaker 2: That's why she was questioning in my bad mom, And
- 39:06Speaker 2: I thought, of course, you're not a bad mom. But
- 39:09Speaker 2: if his birthday's coming up, and I don't know the
- 39:11Speaker 2: ins and outs, but just you're gonna need to plan
- 39:13Speaker 2: ahead for these things, yeah, and you can't, then you're
- 39:16Speaker 2: setting him up for failure if you allow him to
- 39:19Speaker 2: invite people to a part.
- 39:20Speaker 4: It just doesn't make sense.
- 39:21Speaker 2: Like there were a lot of holes in this and
- 39:24Speaker 2: I didn't feel like it was a fair story that
- 39:27Speaker 2: was laid.
- 39:28Speaker 3: Out to me.
- 39:28Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right right, And you know what, this is
- 39:33Speaker 2: what happens in the housewives world. Like if Lisa were
- 39:36Speaker 2: to pull that I'm having a this is this is
- 39:38Speaker 2: Karen Huger. Essentially, Henry was Karen Huger. Yes, and the
- 39:43Speaker 2: difference is is that everybody ended up going to Giselle
- 39:48Speaker 2: and Ashley's GNA party and they stuck with it.
- 39:51Speaker 4: He didn't go to Henry's, you know what I mean?
- 39:53Speaker 3: Like, but Henry was in. He He didn't intend to
- 39:57Speaker 3: be Karen Huger. He was he He had an accidental Huger.
- 40:02Speaker 2: It was accidental because he's a child, right, Yeah, exactly,
- 40:05Speaker 2: and he had an accidental hugar. All right, Before we
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- 46:00Speaker 3: Guys.
- 46:00Speaker 4: We are back with the Real Housewives a.
- 46:01Speaker 2: Salt Lake City. And I did love the walk that
- 46:06Speaker 2: bron when Angie and Whitney went on, because not only
- 46:10Speaker 2: because that enormous coat that Bronwin was wearing. Yeah, but
- 46:15Speaker 2: it's like an in Yeah it was. It was like
- 46:18Speaker 2: a costume she'd wear to the airport. You're right, everything's
- 46:21Speaker 2: inflatable with her. That It started off with Angie saying,
- 46:25Speaker 2: don't ever get a nose jop. They never never stopped running,
- 46:30Speaker 2: and then bron Win's like, what I've had two? I
- 46:34Speaker 2: want more? You know, I just I love the transparency.
- 46:38Speaker 2: It's great.
- 46:39Speaker 3: Yes, yes, is this before or after John and Justin
- 46:46Speaker 3: give them smashed potatoes?
- 46:48Speaker 2: But it's before, so now we go to smash the
- 46:51Speaker 2: smash Is it smash burgers or smash potatoes?
- 46:53Speaker 3: Okay, so I don't even know what it's called. It's
- 46:56Speaker 3: just that John Mislaiser focused on getting those the app
- 47:01Speaker 3: smashed potato app, get an app. Got to get them
- 47:06Speaker 3: smashed potatoes.
- 47:07Speaker 2: He's like, before we begin, and I thought, oh, are
- 47:11Speaker 2: we going to have a prayer?
- 47:12Speaker 4: Like He's like, yeah, we got to get an app.
- 47:19Speaker 2: Is there anything else from that scene that we didn't
- 47:21Speaker 2: already talk about that you need to mention?
- 47:23Speaker 3: Not at all? Just like how then the smash potatoes
- 47:27Speaker 3: arrived and Justin's were happy about the spash potato.
- 47:33Speaker 2: They handled that really well. And yeah, the fact that
- 47:36Speaker 2: John worrying as they could know it was.
- 47:38Speaker 4: It was very comfortable.
- 47:40Speaker 2: John wants Justin to apologize to Lisa, and he's not
- 47:43Speaker 2: going to give him answer on that. He's going to
- 47:44Speaker 2: think about it.
- 47:46Speaker 3: And when I say, is boring as possible, I'm absolutely
- 47:49Speaker 3: great with that because it was authentic and I loved it.
- 47:53Speaker 4: I loved it too.
- 47:54Speaker 2: Thank you for clarifying that because I agree with you
- 47:56Speaker 2: boring and boring and delightful. Do you think that Justin
- 48:00Speaker 2: should give Lisa an apology?
- 48:03Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's probably a good thing. I could
- 48:07Speaker 3: go either way because she's the one that was coming
- 48:11Speaker 3: up to him, but then there's the whole dynamic of.
- 48:15Speaker 2: Right men and women.
- 48:16Speaker 3: Yeah, so I could go. I could go either way.
- 48:20Speaker 3: I think just to have things be nice, I think
- 48:25Speaker 3: he should.
- 48:26Speaker 2: I think he should, And I don't think you should
- 48:28Speaker 2: expect an apology back from Lisa, but I think Lisa
- 48:32Speaker 2: should give him an apology to for going up to him
- 48:35Speaker 2: and involving him in this. Let's talk about Bronwynn and
- 48:39Speaker 2: Heather and where we're landing with this, because this scene
- 48:42Speaker 2: was like very bonkers at Bronwin's house. First of all,
- 48:46Speaker 2: there's dog shit on the floor, and yeah, I'm having
- 48:49Speaker 2: a major problem with that. Whose house were we at
- 48:52Speaker 2: recently in another franchise where there was dog shit on
- 48:56Speaker 2: the floor and we were like, can we not with
- 48:58Speaker 2: the dog shit.
- 48:59Speaker 4: On the floor?
- 49:00Speaker 2: Oh, it was Melissa Gorga and her house. It was Yeah,
- 49:03Speaker 2: that wasn't recent, but.
- 49:05Speaker 3: But they're teeny tiny little dogs, right that she had Okay,
- 49:09Speaker 3: these are legit dog shits at.
- 49:13Speaker 2: Like at roget dog shits.
- 49:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like those dogs are big. Yeah, anyway,
- 49:20Speaker 3: I yeah, I was like whoa, Like, how did you
- 49:23Speaker 3: not catch a whiff of that?
- 49:25Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I have a problem with the dog shit.
- 49:27Speaker 2: And also the Heather was eating her food and the
- 49:32Speaker 2: dog was up like at her plate, and Bronwin was
- 49:36Speaker 2: not pushing the dog down.
- 49:38Speaker 3: Claire, that's that dog's name. I register all her dogs
- 49:43Speaker 3: because they're all named after the House of Cards characters.
- 49:46Speaker 2: And so I was like, so I think it was Claire. Yeah. Yeah,
- 49:49Speaker 2: I'm always going to have an issue with that. If
- 49:52Speaker 2: you do not take your dog out of my space,
- 49:55Speaker 2: I'm gonna be offended. Like even if I'm a dog person,
- 49:59Speaker 2: if I'm eating not if like, okay, if I'm eating
- 50:02Speaker 2: food and this dog is up in my shit, you
- 50:04Speaker 2: need to deal with that.
- 50:05Speaker 4: That's rude.
- 50:07Speaker 2: And she wasn't pushing the dog down. It is not
- 50:09Speaker 2: my responsibility as a guest in your home if this
- 50:12Speaker 2: is like the first especially if this is the first
- 50:14Speaker 2: time I've been there, to show your dog away from
- 50:17Speaker 2: my plate and my person.
- 50:21Speaker 3: Interesting, I didn't I didn't register. I didn't. I mean,
- 50:26Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about. For whatever reason, it
- 50:28Speaker 3: didn't FaZe me, but I agree with you. Yeah, fair enough.
- 50:33Speaker 2: So what are we What are we thinking here? Are
- 50:37Speaker 2: you leaning more towards Bronwyn or Heather?
- 50:39Speaker 3: I'm I'm leaning towards. These two should be best friends.
- 50:43Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense to me. And the reason why
- 50:46Speaker 3: they're not is because Heather is pinning all her post,
- 50:49Speaker 3: all her previous bad judgments of people on to Bronwin
- 50:54Speaker 3: and it's the wrong target. I'm just like, Heather, you
- 50:59Speaker 3: you would love this gal, like I don't. I feel
- 51:03Speaker 3: like Heather's going to go back and watch the moments
- 51:06Speaker 3: that she's so sensitive about with Bronwyn and realize, like, oh,
- 51:11Speaker 3: I read this wrong. I hope when she did that
- 51:16Speaker 3: take in the kitchen about Todd's Starbucks smugs, She's like,
- 51:20Speaker 3: oh cool, Hobby and Ronman didn't see her face. It's
- 51:28Speaker 3: like Heather is putting it out there hard.
- 51:32Speaker 2: She really is. She's kind of for Bronwyn and her
- 51:35Speaker 2: ole family.
- 51:36Speaker 3: She just doesn't want to look stupid again. I think
- 51:39Speaker 3: like she feels like she looks stupid in her divorce.
- 51:42Speaker 3: She's looks stupid to the church. She's looks stupid for
- 51:45Speaker 3: the Genshaw stuff. She doesn't want to look stupid again. Son,
- 51:49Speaker 3: you think.
- 51:49Speaker 2: That Heather looks stupid in her divorce.
- 51:53Speaker 3: I think initially I'm talking about the initial trauma of it.
- 51:56Speaker 3: In her book she talks about like, oh, in.
- 51:59Speaker 4: The world Mormons.
- 52:01Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 52:02Speaker 2: Oh okay, I thought you meant like on the show.
- 52:04Speaker 3: Okay, No, no, no, no, I'm talking about in Heather's
- 52:07Speaker 3: life as a whole.
- 52:08Speaker 2: She doesn't stand to go.
- 52:11Speaker 3: Hard for someone and then like Genshaw, Like, I don't
- 52:17Speaker 3: think she went as hard for Monica as I think
- 52:20Speaker 3: she thinks she did. But maybe she did. I don't know.
- 52:23Speaker 3: Maybe she really went to bat for Monica. I don't know. Anyway,
- 52:28Speaker 3: bron Whin's getting the bront of it.
- 52:31Speaker 2: She's getting the bronze. Yeah, yeah, here here's my take.
- 52:35Speaker 2: I think that Heather, No, I think she definitely got her.
- 52:40Speaker 2: Like the hair on the back of her neck stood
- 52:42Speaker 2: up when she heard bron when kind of making fun
- 52:46Speaker 2: of Whitney and then hearing that she and Whitney were
- 52:48Speaker 2: getting along, so she was confused about that. I think
- 52:51Speaker 2: she's blown that out of proportion. I think that she
- 52:55Speaker 2: made something out of nothing and is holding on to
- 52:57Speaker 2: that because I believe that Heather really wants to have
- 53:02Speaker 2: a beef with Bronwyin on camera at this point. I
- 53:05Speaker 2: think she wants to be the housewife, the og housewife
- 53:08Speaker 2: that's not fully letting in the new girl and will
- 53:11Speaker 2: let her in later. I think she's kind of hazing her.
- 53:13Speaker 2: That's why at the end, Heather was like not accepting
- 53:19Speaker 2: her apology and she was being like, well, so I'm
- 53:21Speaker 2: here to earn an invite. I've seen how you talk
- 53:25Speaker 2: about people behind their back, and I'm terrified.
- 53:27Speaker 4: It's like you're terrified, you know.
- 53:29Speaker 2: I mean. I think that she fully is embracing the
- 53:34Speaker 2: fact that she doesn't have a ton of organic beef
- 53:38Speaker 2: with anybody right now and is leaning into this new girl,
- 53:41Speaker 2: knowing that this Bronwin has promise to be a housewife
- 53:48Speaker 2: long term. I think that she is going to come
- 53:53Speaker 2: around and they are going to be the best of friends.
- 53:56Speaker 2: I think this is very superficial. It is just one
- 54:01Speaker 2: dimensional drama, and I think it's gonna go away within
- 54:05Speaker 2: by the end of the season. Maybe they'll make up
- 54:09Speaker 2: at the reunion, but I think Heather's going to see
- 54:11Speaker 2: it through because everyone's kind of embracing Bronwyn because she's
- 54:15Speaker 2: just seems great, and I think Heather doesn't want to
- 54:18Speaker 2: do that. She's being protective of the franchise. She's being
- 54:21Speaker 2: protective of being like the gallon charge, you know, really
- 54:26Speaker 2: kind of like the ringleader of the whole thing. And
- 54:28Speaker 2: I think that she just wants to try to control
- 54:32Speaker 2: the situation. And I think if she it starts to
- 54:35Speaker 2: be like buddy buddy with Bronwin, it's gonna give bron
- 54:37Speaker 2: Win a little too much power and she doesn't want
- 54:39Speaker 2: to be overshadowed.
- 54:41Speaker 3: I Uh, I think maybe you're right too, because because
- 54:44Speaker 3: at this point and Heather's mind, how are they ever
- 54:47Speaker 3: going to top last season that was very organic, authentic,
- 54:51Speaker 3: wild and not realizing that this like you know, it's
- 54:57Speaker 3: gonna be fine, Like I don't even think about Monica, honestly,
- 55:00Speaker 3: and I can't believe it. Like coming out of last
- 55:03Speaker 3: season when Monica we heard Monica wasn't coming back, it
- 55:07Speaker 3: made sense, but I was like, I don't know how
- 55:10Speaker 3: you're gonna fucking top that one.
- 55:12Speaker 2: I know, I know, but I'm perfectly happy because every
- 55:16Speaker 2: season can be its own thing, and that season will
- 55:19Speaker 2: stand alone on its own forever until the end of time.
- 55:22Speaker 4: And that's great.
- 55:24Speaker 2: I won't necessarily always be comparing it to that that
- 55:26Speaker 2: was lightning in a bottle, and it is what it is.
- 55:29Speaker 2: I want to say something really quick, and we'll talk
- 55:31Speaker 2: about this on another episode of cet Lake City, But
- 55:35Speaker 2: whoever is behind this the information about Alibama and the
- 55:41Speaker 2: up and Adam thing and the phone calls and all
- 55:44Speaker 2: this stuff and the social media you know, with Whitney
- 55:48Speaker 2: getting involved with a social media person and some alleged
- 55:51Speaker 2: other housewife obviously not Lisa Barlow, right, it doesn't make
- 55:56Speaker 2: them any better than Monica at this point. And so
- 56:00Speaker 2: I say to all the housewives of Salt Lake City,
- 56:02Speaker 2: if they're doing this, you're no better than what you
- 56:06Speaker 2: called out last season as to be there mortal and enemy?
- 56:11Speaker 2: Is that what Heather saying?
- 56:13Speaker 3: Like that?
- 56:14Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.
- 56:15Speaker 2: I don't know whatever, But anyway, the point of it
- 56:17Speaker 2: is is that, like, stop these games with the social
- 56:20Speaker 2: media people and play your own, make your own narrative
- 56:25Speaker 2: on the show instead of behind closed doors.
- 56:28Speaker 3: Because it's really I cannot there's so much coming out
- 56:31Speaker 3: now about like the ins and outs of like the
- 56:37Speaker 3: relationships and who's the chest behind the scenes. It's almost
- 56:41Speaker 3: like there are two shows going on. Yeah, And I
- 56:45Speaker 3: don't necessarily hate that, but I just can't keep up
- 56:48Speaker 3: with it. Like right now, I know there's rumors that
- 56:50Speaker 3: it's Heather and like she set this up and she
- 56:53Speaker 3: knows what's going on in this scene, and like I guess,
- 56:58Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I don't hate it, I just
- 57:01Speaker 3: right now, I can't.
- 57:02Speaker 2: I don't changes I do hate it right now.
- 57:06Speaker 3: I feel like it's kind of in the same vein
- 57:09Speaker 3: as like you know, vander Pomp or last season of
- 57:14Speaker 3: Salt Lake, where you're like, I know what was actually
- 57:17Speaker 3: being said now in that scene from months ago, and
- 57:21Speaker 3: the undertones and what's being set up is kind of
- 57:24Speaker 3: entertaining to watch, and it feels like a game instead
- 57:29Speaker 3: of just a chill view.
- 57:31Speaker 4: I don't need it.
- 57:33Speaker 2: And like I said, Lightning in a Bottle last season
- 57:36Speaker 2: with Monica, I'm all okay with that and what happened there.
- 57:39Speaker 2: But when you have accounts involved now and the housewives
- 57:44Speaker 2: are going to social media people to help with this
- 57:48Speaker 2: stuff on this show, I think it's so cheap. I
- 57:50Speaker 2: think it's novice behavior. It's amateur, and if you're going
- 57:54Speaker 2: to play like that, you shouldn't be on the show
- 57:56Speaker 2: because you're not going to bring it on the real show.
- 57:58Speaker 2: You don't need to be doing these movements. And as
- 58:02Speaker 2: Heather said as she walked out the door of Bronwins,
- 58:05Speaker 2: I feel exhausted and sick and I want to leave.
- 58:07Speaker 2: And that's how I feel now, Emily, we are going
- 58:12Speaker 2: to leave Salt Lake. Yes, thank you lend the palette.
- 58:19Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, let's welcome everyone into a quick recap of
- 58:26Speaker 2: Great British Bake Off.
- 58:28Speaker 3: Yay all, but duh, so Amy, this was your first
- 58:34Speaker 3: rainy day in the tent?
- 58:36Speaker 2: Oh gorgeous.
- 58:39Speaker 3: I mean I know that you haven't quite finished the episode,
- 58:42Speaker 3: but like haed, just to like be in the tent
- 58:46Speaker 3: on a rainy day. You should watch it, just for
- 58:48Speaker 3: just to hear the little pitter pattern on the plastic windows.
- 58:52Speaker 3: And I just love it.
- 58:53Speaker 2: I love it. I love it so much.
- 58:55Speaker 3: And when this, I mean, there's it's not a storm, No,
- 58:59Speaker 3: but there's a storm.
- 59:01Speaker 2: It's I wasn't.
- 59:02Speaker 3: There, yeah, so uh. The first the signature was the frangepan.
- 59:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.
- 59:16Speaker 3: Yeah. And Andy was very worried if you recall. Yes, now,
- 59:23Speaker 3: I'm who are you rooting for? At this point?
- 59:26Speaker 8: Who?
- 59:26Speaker 3: Nelly?
- 59:27Speaker 2: But Jill I was very sad. She felt like it
- 59:30Speaker 2: was going to be her week and hers really got
- 59:32Speaker 2: screwed up.
- 59:34Speaker 3: Jill had no she had the blueberry, the little teeny
- 59:36Speaker 3: blueberry one that was like the little dainty ones that
- 59:39Speaker 3: were so sweet.
- 59:41Speaker 2: Who had to rebake there?
- 59:45Speaker 1: Eleen?
- 59:46Speaker 3: Uh? Wait? Andy did?
- 59:49Speaker 2: And Eleen Eleen, That's who I was thinking about. I'm
- 59:53Speaker 2: still rooting for Somaya and Nelly, how about you?
- 59:57Speaker 3: Okay? I I was rooting for Mike and now he's gone,
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: So Nellie's my number one and Andy I really love too.
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: Wait who went home this week?
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: Do you want to know? Or do you want me
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: to lead? You?
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: Lead me there? Yeah, lead me there?
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I mean I'll try to, Okay, but it's
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: gonna be real fast. I mean, because.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: Barricades on your street.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: I gotta go. Nellie's got to go put out some barricades.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: She's got some barricades in the oven. Yes, So that
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: was I was surprised, Like Dylan did really well on that,
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: and I thought he was not going to because again,
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: like he had like the ton of ganash on top,
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: like these don't look so great on camera then but
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: then like Paul will walk up and he's like, wow,
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: that looks amazing.
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: That is weird, or when it doesn't look as great
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: and then when they taste it, they're like hmm yeah yeah.
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: Yeah, you know yeah yeah. And then so I feel
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: like Jill definitely like she didn't officially win that, but
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: she kind of did. And also no handshakes. This is
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: the first episode.
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: You must have been very happy about that.
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe it wasn't the first episode without when I
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: forge feel but but it felt like it was. It
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: wasn't now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah, I was glad. Yeah,
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: And there was a second two with Georgie where Paul
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: put his head down. Prue was talking. I was like,
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: he's because he's been giving his hand and taking it
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: away as a bit. I was like, oh, now.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: He's just gonna do it again.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: He didn't think God, I thought he was going to
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: give her one, but he didn't. He was just whenever
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: he pauses, I'm like, oh, here it comes. But he
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: paused and he was like, I'm not really feeling the
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: whatever coming through drama Darling. And then we get to
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: the technical Okay, the spanacopia Okay, yeah, coopia. And I
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: was actually really surprised that nobody had heard of that.
- 1:02:16Speaker 6: Oh they were like, well, what I've heard of it? Actually, yeah,
- 1:02:19Speaker 6: I'm all for your anniversary party. It was one of
- 1:02:22Speaker 6: the past desserts. I'm sorry, pasta araps.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: My apologies.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: That would be awesome if that was the dessert.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: No, it would be.
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: That's so what.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Greek desserts are hard to make. And truth be told,
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: I'm not a Bacleva person because I don't like all
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: those nuts. But if they could take the nuts out
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: and leave whatever that honey filling is and that just
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: delicate pastry, I'd be so into it anyway, Sorry, go on,
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: I love baclava.
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: I'll take it any way, and I like to freeze
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: it and eat it frozen.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: Oo.
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: But also like not like rock hard, break your teeth,
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: you know, like just like just a little yeah, just
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: a little. But setting up that technical challenge, was I
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: mean the bits On bakeoff, you know, Angie writes for
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: the show, they're a little strained, yes, yes, and then
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: you and then no, you'll pull out a record and
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: then Alice, did you talk about the songs on the record. Yeah,
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: it's you know, but it's fine. I love it for
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: what it is, but sometimes like it does really make
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: me laugh. And when uh, Paul's one thing to say
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: about the technical before he walks out is don't underestimate
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: the resting time and it's like the wrestling time.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: The wrestling time.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: Yeah. So oh And then we get a little nod
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: while Paul and Prue are tasting, you know how they
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: talk about the technical alone in their little t tent.
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: And then we got and you might not know this,
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: but have you when Paul says it cannot have a
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: sog we don't want a soggy bottom. It's a little
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: not to Mary Berry, the old host of the show.
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: Who would get who had this line about pies and
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: having a soggy bottom?
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: Okay, so bottom like fun.
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: We all laugh and laugh.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: Isn't there merch that says soggy bottom? I feel like, yeah,
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: it's like a whole thing.
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: It's a whole thing.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: I was looking around for gifts for you for your birthday,
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: and I got to tell you you're a hard person to
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: buy for because you have such hardcore interests and you've
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: been in that world for a long time that I
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: that it's like this is if I I get this,
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: it's like she probably either already has it or it's
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: not to the level in which you need the specificity.
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: So I bailed out. But I was looking at great
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: British bake off stuff. I know you already have a
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: mug for it. I do, but I did see a
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: soggy bottom thing. Anyway, Carol, thank you so much.
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: There's no Etsy shop gift that's too ironic for me.
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: I will take it all I love and ironic.
- 1:05:25Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I had to look.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: I could not decide, and I I needed like another
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: six months to plan. All right, carry on, so.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: Well, thank you, thank you. So then, for I.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Did get her a gift, you guys, I got her
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: an Etsy gift card. But I also got her and
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: it hasn't arrived yet, and it's it's taking forever. It's
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: going to not be here until like the beginning of November. Anyway,
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: I keep interrupting.
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: Gone, thank you, no, no, no, thank you.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: You're you're welcome, chance, you're welcome.
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: Welcome into my birthday. Thank you. I hate my birth
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: Maybe I hate my birthday because of Shamansha anyway. Oh
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: oh no, I I just don't like it because it
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: reminds me I'm getting old. Okay, And now we are
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: at the end of the technical okay, and I feel
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: like I didn't write it down, but I'm pretty sure
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: Dylan wins the technical. Dylan keeps showing up unbelievable.
- 1:06:27Speaker 4: I can't believe he won the technical.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: Dang.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: He is like so pretty, He's like gorgeous. Yeah, he
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: has like I don't know, like he I've he's not
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: entertaining to me, but he's like every time they show him,
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: I'm like, what how I know.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: He's not entertaining, but he's beyond talented. Yeah, and he's got.
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: A hot like he's not he's it's like not even hot.
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: He's like pretty.
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, it's really good to nice to look at.
- 1:06:59Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'll trade a beautiful like nice to look
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: at great Baker for a Mike the Farmer because I'm
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: missing Mike the Farmer this week. He was kind of
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: like the fun.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I think.
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I think I like Andy because he's
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: like he's kind of bits nelly too. So Andy comes
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: in I think third to last. I forget who comes
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: in last?
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: Great recap?
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: Ye, thank you. I'm trying to give you some hints
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: as to who's going home.
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: Oh, okay, who comes in third to last?
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: Andy?
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: Okay, Andy's.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: How did you know you've watched? You watched it?
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: I didn't watch it.
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: I didn't watch it happened, and asking what happened?
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: What happened?
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: And he went on though Andy definitely went home.
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: Yeah, he went out. And now the showstopper, they make
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: the Paris breast and that's when, welly, it's a Paris breast,
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: which I didn't know, a Perry breast, which is the
- 1:08:20Speaker 3: when I guess the bike race between Paris to Breast
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: a century ago happened.
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: There are so many sexual innuendos in this tent.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: It's una.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: Oh don't worry. It's not lost on any of them.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: They love it. They love these jokes.
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: Okay, how many times did they say breast?
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: Ten?
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, great, I love it. They never disappoint Yeah.
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: And then, like weirdly, Allison wasn't around for a lot
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: of the showstopper prep. I noticed, but then she shows
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: so I don't know where she was. Maybe she was
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: filming her morning show anyway, Nelly, Nelly calls herself cuckoo
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: la la, which I was like, okay.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: Oh my god, dang it, I can't wait to watch
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: that part, especially Okay, amazing, amazing.
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: So I will tell you that there was not a handshake.
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: But at the end of there was a round of
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: applause for Jill's showstopper.
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, a round of applause by just gave by
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: the judges.
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: Paul started a round of applause, yeah okay, which may
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: have happened before. I just cannot recall it. And I'm
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: not sure Darling's has that happened before? A round of
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: appla in the showstopper? Right?
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: Has it happened in the showstopper? Okay, that's good to
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: know it might not have happened.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: And please, when you watch this Nole's position during the showstopper,
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: He's wearing one of his loud ass sweaters and it's
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: a UFO with a giant an orange bean going down
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: and the showstopper is supposed to be like on a
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: pillar and at the top and Andy's little thing just
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: cracks and breaks and then he cries.
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: He cried, oh no, you don't see it.
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: He kind of walks behind the refrigerator. You just kind
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: of catch it and you're just.
- 1:10:21Speaker 8: Like, no, no, no, no, that's terrible man.
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: Yeah. So anyway, Noel the camera and Noel. Noel's sweater
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: looks like it's part of every single showstopper because it's
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: on a tower.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: I see what you mean. Right, that's funny.
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: So at the end when they bring them up and
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: they're talking to Prue and Paul, I'm just like, oh,
- 1:10:51Speaker 3: that looks Nope, that's still a UFO. Is still Nol's sweater.
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: That is not their Paris breast.
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow wow.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: The irony is that it looked like all their showstoppers
- 1:11:03Speaker 3: were shooting out of Nole's breast. Oh a Nole breast shoal,
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: a Cole stopper, a nol stopper.
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: Yeah, So now I've given you everything. Who won, Jill? Okay,
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: all right?
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: You spoon fed it to me. I mean I was
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: like a baby toddler, Like my first day of eating,
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: I was breast fed if you will, the breast Paris Challenge.
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: Yes, well, and Christian is still I feel like he
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: is in the position to be at the end because
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: he's doing great bakes and under the radar.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: Great? Okay, wow, interesting it really was, It really was.
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: Amy.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: I listen, baby daughter wants to watch it. And you know,
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: she asked me when it's like ten o'clock at night
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: on a school night.
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she doesn't want to watch it.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. I'm like you, little devil. No, you want
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: to watch a.
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: Great bit of bake up, You're gonna have to.
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: Ask me earlier in the evening, during your screen time. Yeah,
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: during screen time, exactly. Well, what a great recap. Thank
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: you for doing that.
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: Wants a carrot archie? Huh?
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: Do you want to carrot Emily?
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: I am adding that to the mix on my Halloween
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: mix tonight outside Who wants a carrot archie?
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: Emily. I'm excited for your street to be shut down
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: in the name of Halloween fun that you do every year.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: I'm proud of you, proud to call you my friend,
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: happy that you are doing this for your neighborhood. You
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: are a leader, you are an example. I'm not going
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: to let anybody know about out some of the things
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: that happened in the politics of the city, and I'm
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: I'm just proud that you're on the other end of it,
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: and it's going to be a very successful afternoon and
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: evening for you, and good luck to you.
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: Thank you that now's the time where you say, by
- 1:13:16Speaker 3: the way, everybody, I'm having trick or treat on my street.
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: So if you want to come over to mine, Yeah,
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: all rights, really strict. She's vest counting pedestrians. But I
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: will have a cool trick or treat.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: I won't do it. I won't. I won't do it.
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: Also, we're not trick or treating.
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: Uh yeah, well anyway, whatever, No, we are trick or treating.
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: I was gonna say the hell over there.
- 1:13:46Speaker 4: Of course we're trick or treating.
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: I will call Child Protective Services.
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: As you should, as you should, uh, Ladies and gentlemen.
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: You can follow over at patreon dot com slash drama
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- 1:14:02Speaker 2: follow Drama Darling Show. Send us your Halloween costumes there,
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: we'd love to post them. Thank you so much for listening.
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow with Orange County. Bye for now, Halloween.
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