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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Blackman, can't jump on Patreon.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Betrayon, today, I got to suck her.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there were other lines, but that was bad, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Listen, y'all know what this is.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So we're a film review podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We review the films of leading black actors.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We talk about them, the contents of race and diversity and Hollywood.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: And you know, scary movie five, is it five or six?
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was five, right?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: This is be five.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Scary movie five.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, no man.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Is it six?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's sexy.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh wow.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's sexy.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Scary movie sex is a panna as it's soon it is three movies without them
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, the third, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Cause the third one had Kevin Hart and uh, and uh, that's only what I remember.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Anthony Anderson.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And then I remember when four came out and being like, being like, yeah, in the way.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And then five came out apparently in 2013.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I mean, at that point it was like, I only kind of saw, I feel like I jumped around three and then I don't think I saw or
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Charlie Sheen is in five.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Charlie Sheen and look he was this because he was in three a little bit right.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: He had like a cameo and three I feel like because one of the made fun of um That midnight Shyamalan alien movie.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I remember that that was three.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That was three.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was that that's the one I saw.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That was three.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's funny.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Five is like making fun of other stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, like, oh, a paranormal activity, I guess.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That was the big one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Quilit.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Here's what's interesting about this to me.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Is the challenge of being like, we have to lampoon this better than the satire of screen.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, made's the first scary movie.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So like such a strong film, but then all the others after are just like, how do we make fun of it, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's like it's going for a slightly different.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: The challenge is not the share.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The inherent challenge of like, how do we do a parody of a satire of a, you know?
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: But also I think that's the hard part.
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's what makes scary move at original.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So good is that in thinking about that movie, it is just the plot of screen.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is that is it.
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like any, that's the whole through line just with a bunch of jokes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think once the way is left, it became, it's a little bit of this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like the three of us were in one movie, Charlie Sheen's in another movie, then it leaves from the original one right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The whole thing.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, the third one also had like some war,
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: War of the world's.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been to, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Because the second one was.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: But the chains zapped.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The haunting.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Or some haunted house one.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I think it was the haunting though.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Like it was specifically.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, Well, the reason we're talking about this, of course is because today we are reviewing.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to get you soccer.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, which is.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I guess the first, I mean, because Hollywood, no, I guess, well, Hollywood shuffle was before this, right?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I was shuffle was.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Hollywood shovels before this, but that was Townsend.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And that was Townsend.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Hollywood shovel.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Robert Hathen direct.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm going to get you stuck in.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: In Hollywood shuffle.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He has a camera.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He has a camera.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a little bit like there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's surrounded some.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't remember.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm going to get you suck a Keenan Ivory Wayne's directs and write, wrote it, and Damon Wayne's is also in it, as well as a pretty star-studded cast, you got, yeah, yeah, Isaac Hayes, you got Jim Brown, you got little, like you could deem, uh, hardeston.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Where did Jim Brown come from?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Because he just pops up, right?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He's in the back cooking.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's looking at the reels at the restaurant.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He's looking at the, oh, he's looking at the, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I just just won't read it.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, actually, because I remembered that scene so well, I stepped up and I went to the to do something that came back.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I still can see his introduction.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: The budget was only three million.
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: But Kim is in it and they go, who's that one?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that's the director's
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The budget is 3 million.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The box office was 13 million and yeah, this becomes the, you know, the, well, one of the first of a long line of Wayne's family
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's fresh.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, 71% popcorn meter.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's came out in 1988.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The year I was born.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: A.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The okay, 88.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Jonathan Raylock.
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• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.