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An Unlikely Affair: Montana, Mocktails & The 4th of July · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hi, Amber, Hilelah, Welcome to an unlikely affair. Hello, my
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  Speaker 1: little gorgeous beings. We get to take a break for
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  Speaker 1: the holiday. So here's my quick little message for an
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  Speaker 1: unlikely affair and untraditionally la la. I am thrilled about
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  Speaker 1: my Fourth of July plands because I called Amber Hi
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  Speaker 1: babe hi hi hirificly recorded a watchtory. What do you want?
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  Speaker 1: We usually my family I just take them to Palm Springs,
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  Speaker 1: not just I have the luxury of taking my family
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  Speaker 1: to Palm Springs this year. I called Amber and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what are your thoughts about me bringing my
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  Speaker 1: kids to Montana for the Fourth of July and staying
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  Speaker 1: with you?
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  Speaker 2: But not just for the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I want to fly out on this month first and
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  Speaker 1: fly out on the seventh, so it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like an afty stay.
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  Speaker 3: I am so excited. I am so excited, Like I
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  Speaker 3: get the whole family.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something so funny?
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  Speaker 2: So this fourth of July, our ex is supposed to
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  Speaker 2: have ocean.
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  Speaker 1: So I hit him with the OFW and was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what are your thoughts about me having ocean for the
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  Speaker 1: fourth of July this year? Since you had her last year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more than happy to like maneuver the schedule so
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  Speaker 1: that you can have makeup time as well. And he
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  Speaker 1: was like, yes, that's totally fine, have a heyday. And
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  Speaker 1: so we have to tell each other the flight info
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  Speaker 1: for domestic travel two weeks in advance, like that's a
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  Speaker 1: part of our little agreement. So I send off the
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  Speaker 1: flight info and I didn't know if I should. And
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  Speaker 1: you have to state where you're staying, and I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know if I should say, like, and I'm staying at Ambers.
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  Speaker 1: I assume you have the address, but I can send it.
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  Speaker 2: Again if you need. He doesn't have the other I
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  Speaker 2: just like, I just.
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  Speaker 1: Sent him the address. I didn't say we're staying at Ambers.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna make this a fucking thing.
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  Speaker 2: Even though I kind of want to make it a thing.
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  Speaker 1: So I just said, I just sent the attack flight
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  Speaker 1: info and your address.
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  Speaker 2: I am so thrilled.
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  Speaker 3: We are gonna have so fun. I'm taking you to
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  Speaker 3: like a small town parade in Livingston, which is like
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  Speaker 3: this cute, tiny, tiny Americana, like tons of history, tons
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  Speaker 3: of really cool colectic like houses and artists, and.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: And then we're gonna go floating on the river. We're
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  Speaker 3: gonna do some'mores by the fireplace, which is my favorite.
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  Speaker 3: Do you people started doing I just I see this
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  Speaker 3: now people are doing Rece's pieces, Riese's pieces or reces.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what if I say, some people say Rece's.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Reese's pieces on this more so like I have.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna do a s'more bar i'm I'm my dad's
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  Speaker 3: bringing steak.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be so good. Can I tell you? Ocean
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  Speaker 2: won't stop talking about this Morris by the way, Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's my sit. I brought them up.
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  Speaker 1: Every time we go to the grocery store, she says,
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  Speaker 1: we need to buy stuff for this moores for Montana.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, like maybe I think if we don't need to
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  Speaker 2: pack that on the plane.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 2: She just wants it for the plane, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't want it for the plane.
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  Speaker 1: The last time I was in Montana, I was in
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  Speaker 1: elementary school. Because my mom's brother lives there. We don't
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  Speaker 1: have contact with him. But I think it was Wise River.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that river, okay, you why why I
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  Speaker 1: think it's Wise River? Okay, something like that. That was
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  Speaker 1: the last time that I have been to Montana.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's Montana. You're going to know this. It's it's
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  Speaker 3: so freakin gorgeous. The weather's going to be perfect. We're
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  Speaker 3: going to be on the Yellowstone River. We're going to
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  Speaker 3: do whiffle ball. We're gonna I mean, it's my whole
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  Speaker 3: family's going to be there. It's going to be the
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  Speaker 3: best swimming.
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  Speaker 2: Are we all staying at your house?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, not not my mom and my dad.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna stay with my sister. I want to kill all.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, everyone has a room. You're going to sleep
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  Speaker 3: in my bed, Pero regular programming, and then Ocean. I
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  Speaker 3: have this. I got her this little twin bed. London's
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  Speaker 3: gonna stay with us.
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  Speaker 2: Love it. It's gonna be Ocean's going to be so.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was back and forth, I'm like, do I
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  Speaker 1: tell because Riley's that camp. So I made sure Ocean
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  Speaker 1: knew Riley's not going to be there. Yeah, she said, Mom,
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  Speaker 1: I already know because we're going to be dropping her
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  Speaker 1: off at camp. And I didn't know if I should
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  Speaker 1: say if London was coming or not, because she asked me.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can get her the okay.
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  Speaker 3: And they I'm excited because they need to spend time
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  Speaker 3: together because London has been in Nebraska hanging out with
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  Speaker 3: my parents, and these two girls are going to have
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  Speaker 3: so much fun together.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to celebrate, like there was nothing like
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  Speaker 1: the Fourth of July in Utah, and Utah Salt Lake
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  Speaker 1: was by no means like a small town.
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  Speaker 2: It was a small.
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  Speaker 1: City, but there was nothing like celebrating the fourth there.
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  Speaker 1: And even summers in places like Utah or Montana are
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  Speaker 1: so different than.
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  Speaker 3: Because in La it doesn't get dark till like ten
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  Speaker 3: fifteen pm. In Montana, I mean, we just had our
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  Speaker 3: summer sol list, so it will slowly creep, but even
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  Speaker 3: even fourth of July, it's going to be dark until
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  Speaker 3: like ten.
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  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: It is so fun.
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  Speaker 1: And we switched our flight, so you guys, we were
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  Speaker 1: supposed to fly out like the day before the fourth,
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  Speaker 1: so the third or one. Yeah, And your man said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you guys are going to miss the parade. And I
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  Speaker 1: looked at Amber and I was like, I have told
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  Speaker 1: my daughter, there's a fucking parade we're going.
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  Speaker 2: So I got online and I changed my flight all
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  Speaker 2: by myself. It's a big deal. I changed it growing up.
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  Speaker 2: You're adulting, You're adulting. How many times did I bring
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  Speaker 2: it up? After I did it? I was like, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: make a big deal. I did this by myself. I
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  Speaker 2: read how to do it because I don't like to read.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I didn't do well in school. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm like too many words.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'll just guess cee abb cc that's what
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  Speaker 3: I used to do. Just joking, Mom, I didn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: And what is your like mocktail of choice for the
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  Speaker 1: fourth do you know?
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I love like I'm really just into sparkling
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  Speaker 3: water with a lot of lime, maybe a dash of
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  Speaker 3: cranberry juice and maybe a little tahen on the rim,
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm obsessed within.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know what.
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  Speaker 3: Easton said something to me last night that that that
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  Speaker 3: hydration water mix that we were making, which I said,
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  Speaker 3: tasted with like kool aid, which was so great because
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  Speaker 3: a lot of them don't. And then he said, if
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  Speaker 3: you get a pineapple and you carve out the center
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  Speaker 3: and then you you pour the stuff inside the pineapple,
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  Speaker 3: so it's the pineapple and the drink marinating together. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, stop there that sounds
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  Speaker 3: so good.
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  Speaker 2: So now the ultimate hydration.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I've bought all the pineapple and bosmon Montana, the
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  Speaker 3: whole foods.
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  Speaker 2: Did you amazing? Like my mocktail of choice right now
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  Speaker 2: is in a short glass.
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't like when they bring me, like when
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  Speaker 1: my friends are drinking and then they bring me this
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  Speaker 1: like big glass of fucking pineapple juice.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I just feel like a child.
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  Speaker 1: Ye yeah, please return this and bring me a short
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  Speaker 1: glass with ice, a splash of sparkling water with pineapple
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  Speaker 1: juice to heene around the rim, and a line yum.
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  Speaker 2: So well, I will make sure that we have all
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 3: We will have a little mocktail bar.
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  Speaker 2: We should have a mocktail bar. Your guys.
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  Speaker 3: Your guy doesn't drink either, No, he does not drink,
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  Speaker 3: but my family does. So they'll do like beer, Well
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  Speaker 3: that's so fat, and like my mom.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we'll do like a margarita, yeah but perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and your mom doesn't drink.
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  Speaker 2: No, my mom doesn't drink at all, but we maybe
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  Speaker 2: we should get we should get her drunk. It's not
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  Speaker 2: body baby. I think that we should get non alcoholic beers.
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  Speaker 3: We will. I will have what is it Budweiser, the
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  Speaker 3: zero No, no, actually all I will.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Corona just came out with a no
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  Speaker 1: alcohol Oh and they fucking slap with a lime in there.
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  Speaker 1: I had one at the beach in Newport. I immediately
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  Speaker 1: felt like I was in Mexico.
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  Speaker 3: I I typically never loved beer because it hurts my stomach.
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  Speaker 3: But there's something on a really hot day and like
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  Speaker 3: Sealbratory Fourth of July that a good like m my
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  Speaker 3: crave it.
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  Speaker 2: You want to just be on a raft with a
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  Speaker 2: with an ice cold beer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh heck yeah, non alcoholic lime inside.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we're doing, Baby, we're doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get down and dirty throw the carcass in there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and we're going fly fishing too. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with fly fishing.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a hook on a fly fish?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you have to give it a real No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't do though, like the whipping thing, like the
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  Speaker 3: whipping like motion. I do the like I go from
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  Speaker 3: like a rainbow. I make a rainbow with it. So
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  Speaker 3: I start on my right side and then I flip
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  Speaker 3: it over.
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  Speaker 1: My biggest fish patching someone's eyelid with a fucking hook.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, there's enough land accidentally putting nail glue
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  Speaker 1: in my eye instead of eye drops.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna stay away from Maybe we'll stay
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  Speaker 3: away from the fishing poles when we're in Montana.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone should be away. No children, no, no, but I do.
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  Speaker 3: I do want to maybe get like a nanny for
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  Speaker 3: one night and we can go to the Western and
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  Speaker 3: go and go dancing Western two step dancing, swing dancing.
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  Speaker 3: It's let me tell you.
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  Speaker 2: I'll find me a cowboy it is.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: What's so nice about this particular place that I'm talking
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  Speaker 3: about is like the guys are so nice and respectful.
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  Speaker 3: They don't even they don't have intentions of taking you home.
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  Speaker 3: They just want a partner to dance with. It's really great.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm the opposite, so they can dance with you
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  Speaker 2: and come home with me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect, Let's get this done, buddy, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I have my kids. You guys, don't slide into the
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  Speaker 2: comments section and shame me. Jeez, Louise. Anyway, Happy Fourth
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  Speaker 2: of July.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody go out there, enjoy yourselves, be safe, Please get
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  Speaker 1: a designated driver for the love of God if you
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  Speaker 1: decide to drink, and we will catch you when we're
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  Speaker 1: back from the break.
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  Speaker 3: Bye bye, guys, Happy fourth