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Caleb Pressley _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _582(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: I'd like to let you guys know about a couple
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  Speaker 1: of new dates. We have Philadelphia, Rochester, New York, home
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  Speaker 1: of the Garbage Plate, and Detroit. You can get all
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  Speaker 1: those tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Thank you. Today's guest
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  Speaker 1: is an interviewer. He's a content creator. He's a voyeur.
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  Speaker 1: You know his show, Sunday Conversations, where he's had pretty
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  Speaker 1: much everyone on as a guest. This interview is one
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  Speaker 1: of the most hectic interviews This interview was hectic, and
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  Speaker 1: we did our best. And you live and learn, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm very grateful that I got to go through just
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  Speaker 1: a long day with my friend, Mr. Caleb Presley. Shine
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  Speaker 1: on me And I will find a song I've been
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  Speaker 1: singing since I think your hair looks great today. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: you know who you remind me of? No cap, bro.
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  Speaker 1: That girl, she's like, and you will not electrocute the children.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? Did you make that up?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a real person? I'm talking about the future
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  Speaker 1: is ours. Oh, yeah. The future is ours. You will
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  Speaker 1: not hurt the... Fuck, what is it? Thornburg? Yes. Really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you knew. Bro, come on, help me out. Yeah. Go
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  Speaker 1: to Thurnburg, dude. Yeah, she's the future is ours. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the future is ours. She's inspirational. I got to stop looking.
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  Speaker 1: Do people tell you that a lot? Yeah, I get
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  Speaker 1: that a lot. Now you look great, man, I was
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  Speaker 1: going to say. Thank you, man. Wow. Quit, quit. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, because I've seen you when you look
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  Speaker 1: different than this. I look bad the last time I
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  Speaker 1: saw you. I wouldn't say that. I look horrible. Horrible, yeah. You.
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  Speaker 1: Some days are not my best days. What? Most days are? Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just not with you on most. Yeah, the second
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  Speaker 1: I saw that vest, I was like, oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking cool, dude. I got it for Chica Chita,
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  Speaker 1: which is... It's your tequila company. You know, yeah. You
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  Speaker 1: smelt it. Oh, dude, I took a deep smell off
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  Speaker 1: of that. You really did. Some guys, I remember, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a little Latino guy was like, I'll rub it
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  Speaker 1: inside your nose. I'm like, hold on, dude. Do not
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  Speaker 1: rub it in my nose. But how about this? I
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  Speaker 1: was like, how about this? You keep drinking it. Let
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  Speaker 1: me put my ear up to your chest. Hear your
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  Speaker 1: heartbeat while you're on it. That guy was crazy. That
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  Speaker 1: guy was on a lot, man. But yeah, it smelled
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  Speaker 1: like very beautiful peanut flavored. Tell me about it. It's peanut.
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  Speaker 1: Peanut flavored tequila. Peanut flavored tequila. Peanut flavored. Peanut flavored tequila.
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  Speaker 1: Peanut butter. Peanut butter flavored tequila. Because just peanut flavored
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  Speaker 1: is like. Totally different. Yeah, and every year it kills
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  Speaker 1: like one person on an airplane.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, it's super funny talking about Mexican people. We went
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  Speaker 2: down there to tequila for it. To tequila the city.
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  Speaker 1: It might be a country. Tequila. It's a city. Guadalajara
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  Speaker 1: is just a neighboring city that you fly into. But
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  Speaker 1: then you go to tequila. And at that place, they
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  Speaker 1: don't eat peanut butter. And they don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: dap either. They don't know how to dap you up? No, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Mexican people, if you do this to them, they have
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  Speaker 1: no clue what you're doing. God, that's crazy. They have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. I'm not saying Mexican-Americans who live here now,
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  Speaker 1: they probably can dap fine. Those are called chicanos. They
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  Speaker 1: can probably dap fine. But when you go down there,
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  Speaker 1: it's just not a thing. Dude, I think the exchange
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  Speaker 1: rate gets lost. I think if you're coming across that border,
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  Speaker 1: there's no time to dap. People are struggling. They're climbing
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  Speaker 1: uphill or up like– They're wet. The kids haven't slept
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. I think that's where they probably lose it.
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  Speaker 1: There's not time. Yeah. There's no two dudes who are
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  Speaker 1: sneaking into a country if these people are, and that's all.
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  Speaker 1: You're not like, God. I think, dude, I think Mexican
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  Speaker 1: people are probably the most liked group of people. For sure.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people. We
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  Speaker 1: did a show the other night, and they had a
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  Speaker 1: guy in the front who was Mexican or alleged Mexican
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, or- I don't know what it's called, like
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  Speaker 1: matte finish or whatever God calls it or whatever, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And all I know is that he had– all I
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  Speaker 1: know is that he had salt around the edges of
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  Speaker 1: his shoulders. So you can tell. Tahini? Yeah. He had
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of tahini on him. Yeah. What was
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  Speaker 1: he doing? What was he doing? Nothing. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He was just fucking looking for something. No, he was
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  Speaker 1: just at the show. But I was like, give a
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  Speaker 1: round of applause for Mexican people, man. They're doing it.
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  Speaker 1: And people went ape shit. I love Mexican people. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: loves Mexican people. They're hardworking, family people, fun people. I
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  Speaker 1: already said family. I'm not going to compliment this, but
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  Speaker 1: they're cool. You're not going to compliment this fast, bro.
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  Speaker 1: But they also, they have, bring up the Mexican Easter Bunny.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard this dude is a, a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: he's like in a Lucha Libre mask. And he'll kidnap
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  Speaker 1: your tia.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever have a show like, I'm just thinking
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  Speaker 2: about someone in the front of their audience. Do you
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  Speaker 2: ever like look at somebody and be like, get this
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  Speaker 2: guy out of here?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I will sometimes just point to a guy in
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  Speaker 1: the front, and they'll be like, this guy's here to
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  Speaker 1: meet a 14-year-old boy, ladies and gentlemen. Like, they'll put
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  Speaker 1: his picture up on the screen. And the crazy part was,
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  Speaker 1: one time, he happened to be with his son, who
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  Speaker 1: I guess was underage or whatever, or some kid that
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  Speaker 1: he met, and they just pan over to this kid.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody's like, oh, I hope it's his son. You
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  Speaker 1: should do a kiss cam. Oh yeah. You should do
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  Speaker 1: a kiss cam and then we'd go to a hot
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  Speaker 1: lady and go with, just you and her. And then
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  Speaker 1: you just keep putting on a disguise and scooting around
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  Speaker 1: the place. Yeah. Well, there was that, there's that, uh,
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  Speaker 1: that thing happened where a guy, um, he kept setting
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  Speaker 1: his buddy up on the kiss cam. So he would,
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  Speaker 1: he had a, he knew the guy run the kiss cam.
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  Speaker 1: So he was like, dude, Jeremy, I'll be in, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in 12 M just light me up on me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit by something. I'm gonna sit by something cute. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And his buddy, they have like this– over like 11 games,
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  Speaker 1: they kept finding him like sitting by cute girls. He
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  Speaker 1: was smooching. Yeah. Some of them didn't kiss him. Some
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  Speaker 1: of them didn't– they didn't like him. But some of
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  Speaker 1: them liked him.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I saw a comment on– this is random. I
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  Speaker 2: saw a comment on our video we just did on
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  Speaker 2: Sunday Conversation that said me and you have the exact
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  Speaker 2: opposite facial hair. I'm looking at you thinking about it
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's hilarious too. That's pretty true, man. Yeah. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: think you definitely seem, you have very like Nordic, Native American,
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  Speaker 1: what's that place where they all meet up, the bikers
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  Speaker 1: meet up? Oh, Myrtle Beach. Yeah, you have very Nordic.
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  Speaker 1: You look like a kind of a really hot chick
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  Speaker 1: in Myrtle Beach, dude, I think. But at like a
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  Speaker 1: biker place. Biker Week. Yeah, Biker Week. Which one though?
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  Speaker 1: Who cares, huh? Yeah. I think a lot of dudes,
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  Speaker 1: they'd be like, oh, that fucking hot chick's got a mustache.
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  Speaker 1: Greta Thunberg, you already said it. They're killing our baby bears.
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  Speaker 1: How old is she now? Bring her up. Dude, he
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  Speaker 1: hasn't brought up anything you've told him to bring up yet.
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  Speaker 1: I know. That's fucking unbelievable. I said bring up a
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  Speaker 1: picture of the Mexican Easter bunny. Oh, definitely, boy. Hey, huh?
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  Speaker 1: Donde esta mi huevos? Dude, it's kind of crazy because
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  Speaker 1: the Mexican Easter Bunny, he pops into your place looking
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  Speaker 1: for eggs. You know what I'm saying? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like some bunnies, like in America, he hires the eggs,
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  Speaker 1: he brings them. Mexico, he fucking show up at your place.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, donde esta mi huevos? So I think it's
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  Speaker 1: a little bit different. It's a little bit more invasive.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little bit more, like look at him right there.
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  Speaker 1: He's kind of like the Michael Myers of chocolate. Like
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  Speaker 1: down there, I think he has. They're not hoping he comes,
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  Speaker 1: I think. That's what I think. Oh, my God. They're
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  Speaker 1: just like, oh, shit, there's just another white guy trying
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  Speaker 1: to colonize our shit, you know? But if the black
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  Speaker 1: Easter Bunny comes, dude. Oh, bro. He'll come the day
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  Speaker 1: after Easter. Oh. He'll get out of his fucking truck.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be like, oh, Sherman laid his foot. Dang, bro. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: what did you say when we were hunting and you
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  Speaker 1: were talking about, you're never going to remember. You said
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  Speaker 1: the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you
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  Speaker 1: were going to put in your stand-up. I did? You
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  Speaker 1: always say that, though. You're like, let me say that.
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  Speaker 1: And then I can't. Oh, yeah. And then we forget
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  Speaker 1: about it. That's how it happens. You should have started
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  Speaker 1: writing stuff down. You do. You write stuff down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I write it down, too. It doesn't help. You got
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  Speaker 1: to be able to read it. That's the trick, man.
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  Speaker 1: That's the trick about writing, dog. You learn to write,
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  Speaker 1: but can you read? That's the problem with me. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fucking people, bro, that write all kind
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  Speaker 1: of shit, but then they fucking just kind of be like,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what to say. You run out of gas.
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  Speaker 1: Caleb Presley, what's going on, man? Sunday Conversation, we just
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  Speaker 1: got to do it, dude. Thank you for having me back.
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  Speaker 1: It's your own show now, so you guys are free
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  Speaker 1: from Barstool. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: My contract ran out at the end of last year,
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  Speaker 2: so January 1. Me, Glenny Balls came with me, and
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  Speaker 2: then I have a producer, Kelsey, and then editor and shooter, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: So they're my little company, and then we have the
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  Speaker 2: same freelance people that we always work with. So we
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  Speaker 2: really have a team of seven that's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: our little Our little squad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was good, man. I felt like it was
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  Speaker 1: the same. Everything felt exactly kind of the same. We
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  Speaker 1: did it in the exact same location, in chairs. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, that was fun, dude.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys just did, who else have you done recently?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have some episodes you've done that aren't going
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  Speaker 1: to come out, haven't come out yet?
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  Speaker 2: We just did Morgan Wallen. I don't know when this
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  Speaker 2: comes out, but we did Morgan yesterday. That'll come out
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  Speaker 2: this weekend, so I don't know if this is coming out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so that'll already be out then. It'll come out,
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  Speaker 1: I think, next week, maybe. We just did Luka. Oh, Luka, huh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bounced from the playoffs right after. Oh, he did, huh? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What do you feel like how they did Luca? Bad.
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  Speaker 2: But dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to
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  Speaker 2: feel bad for someone who's making whatever, $ 97 million the.
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  Speaker 1: Next two years. But I think he lost out on
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  Speaker 1: like 116 million. And in his country or whatever, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like you could buy every, you could
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  Speaker 1: buy a mountain or something. Yeah. You'd never have to
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  Speaker 1: go back with that amount.
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  Speaker 2: You'd never have to see Slovenia again with 116 million bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Free at last. Free at last. Oh, yeah, dude. That's
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  Speaker 1: what's up, bro. No, it's been good. I've enjoyed.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of the same thing I was doing when
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  Speaker 2: I was at Barstool. I mean, it's pretty much exactly
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  Speaker 2: the same thing. Just doing Sunday Conversation. Plus, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I did Drewski's show, which was fun. Just like one-off
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  Speaker 2: kind of collaborations.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Who was that little? Bambi. Oh, was that who?
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  Speaker 1: It was little McNugget. She looked like Glenn Big Baby Davis.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. He's in jail.
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  Speaker 1: Is he? Yeah. Well, she— Free big baby. Oh, yeah. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: she looked like she'd been behind bars, alcohol serving places. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She looked like she'd been behind bars a couple times,
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  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah, she's from Memphis. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's great.
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  Speaker 1: She's pregnant, too. Is she pregnant?
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  Speaker 2: She's pregnant, and a lot of people don't know if
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  Speaker 2: it's Drewskies or not.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I also don't know. I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably not. But also, I don't know Drewski that well.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. I know him pretty well. That's it. Well, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard all types of things about Drewski, and I
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  Speaker 1: won't say any of them, but a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: say that he's mixed or whatever. Yeah, I met his parents,
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  Speaker 1: and they're both black, and I still have been hearing that. Yeah. Yeah. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: one of his parents will even be like, I think
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  Speaker 1: he's mixed. Why are they saying that? Dude, he is so,
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  Speaker 1: so funny.
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  Speaker 2: He has such a unique, I didn't even really understand
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  Speaker 2: until hanging out with him, the uniqueness of his humor
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  Speaker 2: and sense of humor.
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  Speaker 1: He has an incredible sense of humor.
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  Speaker 2: He can just tell, even when he was setting stuff
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  Speaker 2: up for a show, he's just off the cuff. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't plan shit really, but the way he would set
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  Speaker 2: up He's like, we're just going to go out there
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  Speaker 2: and freelance it.
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  Speaker 1: Or not freelance it. Go off the top of our heads.
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  Speaker 2: But there needs to be this, this to create this
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  Speaker 2: tension or whatever he wanted to set up.
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  Speaker 1: Shit I had never really thought about before. Just really smart.
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  Speaker 1: A good sense of humor. Yeah. Yeah. And he gets jokes.
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  Speaker 1: He sees what's going on. You know, he's great. He's
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  Speaker 1: fun to be around. Yeah. Bring up that little baby
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  Speaker 1: bear he had on there. Bambi. Oh, Bambi. Bring up
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  Speaker 1: Bambi from... Memphis. Memphis. No, this is Bambi the cartoon.
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  Speaker 1: This is the wrong one, Riley. Yeah, this is Bambi
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  Speaker 1: the baby deer. I think both of them have been shot, though.
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  Speaker 1: Bring up Bambi from Could Have Been Love. There she
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  Speaker 1: is right there. She's funny, too. Get a better picture
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  Speaker 1: of her, man. You can't really see her. Dude, this show,
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  Speaker 1: they had the funniest girls on this show. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: looks a little bit like Glenn Big Baby, you know? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: pull up a picture of Glenn Big Baby in jail.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know how these guys take so many
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  Speaker 1: photos while they're in jail. Oh, dude, jail is basically
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  Speaker 1: like being at a.
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  Speaker 2: It's like an influencer trip. It's like Raising Cane's takes
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  Speaker 2: you to F1.
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  Speaker 1: It's basically like a Cinnamon Hampton Inn. Have you been
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  Speaker 1: in jail? Yeah, I've only been in jail for one night, though.
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  Speaker 1: You spent a whole night there? Yeah. What'd you do?
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  Speaker 1: We sang at the beginning, because I was trying to
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  Speaker 1: fit in or whatever. What about beforehand, before you went
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  Speaker 1: in there? Oh, apparently... Giving drugs to kids. Unreal. What state? Unreal.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: First of all, Mississippi. Bro, if you're going to get,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to pop me for giving drugs to kids?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: When everybody here is recovering from opioid addiction, when they
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: tested these syrups, they tested nine out of 40 syrups
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  Speaker 1: at IHOPs in Mississippi, tested positive for fentanyl. And they're
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  Speaker 1: going to come at me. That's unreal. I'm just saying,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: boo-boo kitten. Did you get any good flicks while you
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: were in there? Chill out, huh? No, what did we do, dude?
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  Speaker 1: We sang, a little bit of freestyle rapping, and then prayer,
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  Speaker 1: personal prayer. And that was it, man. And then let
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  Speaker 1: me out. Did you pull all-nighter? Did you sleep? No. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you don't sleep your first night. That's a
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  Speaker 1: rookie move. What does it do? Yeah, you just gotta,
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  Speaker 1: you can't be the guy that gets in a prison like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: so you got sharpening your knives. I'm gonna get a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of shut up. Dude, no, you basically have
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  Speaker 1: to spend the first couple hours chaining your ass to
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  Speaker 1: the wall. It is, freedom is not freedom. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's a lot in there. It's a lot in there, man.
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  Speaker 1: What about you? Have you been?
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  Speaker 2: I went for a, we stormed a court in Connecticut
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  Speaker 2: at a UConn game.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they were upset that we didn't even get to
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  Speaker 2: storm it. We were going to try to storm it.
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  Speaker 1: But what was it about? Was it because of that
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  Speaker 1: women's lib or what? Not the Roe versus Wade thing, huh? No,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't that one.
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  Speaker 2: It was just a basketball game. I think it's a
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  Speaker 2: ranked opponent. Oh, you're talking about a sports court? Sports court.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I thought you guys took on the
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: judicial system. Who do you think Roe versus Wade was, dude? No, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you had the wrong sport. Kind of did.
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  Speaker 1: You thought Dwayne Wade versus somebody? Dude, I know my
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: court cases. Don't say that. We got arrested. I forgot
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  Speaker 1: about that. But we just went to jail for a
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  Speaker 1: couple minutes. Oh, yeah. And when we came out of jail,
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  Speaker 1: people were outside cheering for us. Yeah. Seriously. It was
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  Speaker 1: like a movie. We didn't even have it filmed, but
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: it was amazing. The icebergs are melting. Is that Greta? Yeah. Dude,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: pull her. I just want to know what age she is.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: That's really all I want to know. I can't believe
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Drewski might have a baby on the way. Yeah, she
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: looks like she's about the same look. She's 22 years old? Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: No way. I'd love to meet her. I wonder what
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: she's really like. Yeah. She's like very... She speaks up
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: a lot about Palestine now. You think she's rich? I
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: don't know. I bet she's doing fine. I'm sure she
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: has lobbyists trying to reach out to her, getting her
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: to do different stuff. Maybe I have no idea. Where
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: does she live? I wonder if she's a pet owner
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: or not. She seems like maybe. She seems like no.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: That's my vote. What do you think? I don't know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: It's tough to know, man. You used to be able
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: to know immediately when you'd see somebody like, oh, they
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: got a couple. I could see her having a bird.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I was going to say black husband. She just seems like.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: So you're talking, bro. You mean jailbird. Dude, that is crazy.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: And I know you mean jailbird. That is not funny, Caleb.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's not what I meant. It's well, definitely
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: seem like that. Was it guys and girls in Mississippi jail?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Or just guys? There was some men in there. There
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: was one, I don't want to say, there was one,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: like a first round pick, you know what I'm saying?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: There was like a- Bukers? Huh? Paige Bukers type? No,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: there was like, there might have been a woman in there.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You know, it's don't ask, don't tell in there, brother.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Too much other stuff to do. Yes, definitely. Yeah, well,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I am like- begging people for burlap underwear there. Like,
• 18:52
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• 18:54
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  Speaker 1: like we're bombing today, do you? Bombing? Yeah. No. You
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  Speaker 1: think we're doing good? I don't know about that. I'm
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: having a fun time. Yeah, me too, man. It's good
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: to see you. It's great to see you. I'm trying
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: to think if I'll see you again. I'm sorry. Ever.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: You texted me the other day. You said, hey, man,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: did you die? What did you say? I don't know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Your texts are hilarious. You're a funny guy. You're my
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: funniest friend. I wish you'd write back then. It seems
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: like you don't care, but that's me. I'm very needy sometimes.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I feel bad. I know who I've been ducking on
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: accident is Bizzle. You have been? On accident. Yeah. Every
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: time I come to Nashville, I'm like, let's get some food.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: He's like, all right, I'm down. It's hard, dude. It's
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: so hard, dude. As you get older and you have
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: friends you got to see, but you also have work.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: You have work. And you're there for it. It's not
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: on vacation.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: You're there for work. And you get tired after work.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dude. Bad mood after work. Oh, yeah. Dude,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: talk about bombing. Sometimes I bomb. Really? On my work. Sometimes.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like I do. On your show? We're both
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: self-critical people, I feel like. Ugh. Dude, if I fucking
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: saw me somewhere, I'd walk across the street. People are
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: always like, dude, if you saw yourself, you'd give yourself
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: a hug. I'd be like, if I saw myself, I'm
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: not even joking. I'd be like, God, look at that desperate.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: But then I would go, he's pretty funny. Yeah. Redeeming quality. Sorry,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that first part. That's horrible, dude. No,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, God, what the fuck is up with
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: that dude, man? He's pretty funny, but... what the fuck?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And then I get into a Mazda Miata, drive off
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: and talk to my husband. I don't know. That whole story.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Will you say something, dude? I'm tired of saying everything.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: What'd you want me to say, dude? Who knocked up
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: that little McNugget boy. That's what I want to know.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: She bought, um, I don't know if this is public
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: or not, but I guess it's about to be, um,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: She bought somebody a Hellcat.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: She won $ 50, 000. She did?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And I think she spent it all, but she got
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: a Hellcat out of it. And it wasn't even for her.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: She was really a nice person. She was thinking about
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: other people.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: She's so funny. First of all, I do want to
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: say that. She's so funny. All these girls, not all
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: of them, most of these girls, they casted these girls perfectly. Oh, Drew,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: he's the best at cat. He's the best at, like,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: organizing that type of stuff. But, yeah, that lady, she
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: got that little, that her, I mean, that pussy boneless,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: you know that. She got that boneless pussy. You know
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, dude. She that little fucking wiggle, baby.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: That thing a wiggle, boy. I think she had, we had,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: he had a mini-me. Drew's got a mini-me on set.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And I think he and her also linked up. So
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: that could be his child as well. Oh, hell yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: They gonna give birth to a little Ottoman. You know
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Yeah, they gonna give birth to them, bro. Oh, bro. God,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: she is beautiful, though. Caleb Presley, dude, what's going on, dude?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Should we start? Yeah, let's start, man. What's been happening?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Good to see you today.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: It's good to see you. No, what's been going on
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: with me? Dude, just running this company is not, I
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: wouldn't say it's hard, and I do enjoy it. I
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: wouldn't say it's easy or hard, but it's time consuming.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I've been working, I wouldn't say really hard,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Say really, often really often really often figuring out how
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: to like just organize like basic stuff that i just
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: have no clue what i'm doing yeah you're probably making
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: a lot of mistakes and stuff like that but oh um.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Do you i mean do you handle that kind of
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: stuff for your business i mean you have a you
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: run a business yeah i mean a lot of stuff
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you have to do yourself i think because you are
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: You want it a certain way. It's like Drew's case.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: You kind of know how things need to be.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Which is tough because I do that for Sunday, but
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Sunday's like three minutes long.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: This is two hours. Yeah, and I like to be
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: reminded of what goes on. Sometimes I'll look back and
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: feel like, how could I maybe have done things a
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: little bit different? I think you always just want to
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: do a little bit better, I think, right? And then
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: you're like, well, how are things evolving in– podcasting or
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: whatever job you're in so you want to try to
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: be like on the future of it a little bit
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: 100 so but yeah i think you have yeah it's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: like i think when you work for yourself or work
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: with people in a small group you you have to
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you have to stay pretty hands-on like if you started
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: letting somebody else edit your episodes possible be.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Impossible i have an editor tom who's great but we've
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: worked together for so many years now and we correspond
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: i mean we go through notes and notes and It's
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: a huge process. And even he, if he was left
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: to his own devices, he would do a great job
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: on the episode.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: It would be great.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe people wouldn't even know. But I would, to me,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: it's like I would do certain things. I just like
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: him the way I like him. And he's great because
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: he's like, he doesn't have an ego. I feel like
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: a lot of, everyone has egos. I mean, he's just
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: like a nice gem of a person. But when you're
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: corresponding on some creative and I'm giving notes, do this,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: do this.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: It would be really easy to be offended. He's a
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: really creative guy. Right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: You know, so it's like if you're a creative person,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: you have your own ideas of how you want things done.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: And he has his own ideas. He can provide those.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: But then he also doesn't get butthurt if I'm saying
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's good.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which is I think it's such a rare find. Oh,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I think you're right. And I think also a big
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: thing is that editors, I mean, let's give a round
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: of applause for editors. Yes. They are because people are
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: just yelling at them. Yep. No one appreciates. They're like
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the long snappers of media. Oh, yeah. Oh, if you
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: saw an editor across the street and you were walking by,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, look at this desperate. Then you
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: just get into your car and go home to your husband. No,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: they are. They are. They're the icebergs of our planet, really.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: They're out there by themselves. Mm-hmm. And yeah, they're involved
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: with cold water, but nobody thinks about them like that.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Everybody thinks like they're about to sink a ship. Think
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: about that being an iceberg. The only thing they're known
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: for basically is every now and then like somebody sees
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: a polar bear on one of them, but really the
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: thing they're known for most is sinking that boat. Isn't
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: that crazy?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: The one thing that can be your whole life can
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: get you just into one thing, one moment. Yeah, I
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: was thinking about that yesterday. Well, this is actually a
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: bad example, but I was thinking about it. I was
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: reading an article from a while back. It was about
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Morgan Wong's game. ready for his episode.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: And there's a part in it with P. Diddy. And P.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Diddy at the time was like, yo, we got to
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: stop canceling people. He was like vouching for He's like,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: we got to stop canceling people. We got to give
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: people second chances. He was saying everything that probably he hoped.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: He probably knew he was doing some bad shit. He
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: was starting to spread the word. We got to make
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: sure we can't just look upon people negatively. I was like, damn,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: but you do one bad thing. He probably did it
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: a few times or whatever, but that's how people know you,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: probably forever. Oh, did he? I would hear some crazy stuff, dude.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I would hear like he would have a– I heard
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: this one story that he like had a buddy of his.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: He would send him to like nice restaurants, and if
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: he saw a pretty girl in the restaurant on a date,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: he would have his buddy take a phone, FaceTime phone,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: give it to the girl, and be like, hey, you
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: leave this date right now. I'll buy you this and this.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: You get out of here. Meet me at the– or
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: maybe not even sometimes meet up with them. but just
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: get them to leave a place. So, cause it was
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: like some type of a control thing. That's what I heard.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Do I believe that? Yes. That's, I mean, that's not
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that crazy, I guess. But I don't believe, you know,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: but I believe a lot of stuff, you know? But
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: that's kind of a crazy thing. Imagine you're sitting there
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: with your date, a guy you don't know, who's probably
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: a tough guy. Yeah. Walks up and says, Hey, you
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: have a call. And then it's Diddy. Yeah. It's Diddy. Right. Right.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: And he's abusing somebody in the background. He takes a
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: break from that. Allegedly abusing somebody. And then, yeah, he's like, hey,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: if you leave and the guy's trying to escape his room,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: the guy or woman's trying to escape and he fucking
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: throws something at him, throws a Grammy at him or whatever.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And he's like, shake your tail feather. And he fucking
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: whips a Grammy or an Emmy at the back of
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the guy's head. Guy's bleeding now or whatever. But he's like, hey, okay.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: This happened to you, didn't it? No, it didn't happen
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: to me. This is a date you were on. But
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: he's just like, hey, I'm going to get you a
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: couple Birkin bags if you leave right now. Dude, I
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: would leave, man. Would you? I don't know. I mean,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: just being at dinner for too long stresses me out. Oh,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: that's so worse. I get to do my thing now
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: is I'll get to check before the food comes. Yeah.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Because you can stay in the restaurant once you pay
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: as long as you want. Yeah. But you can't leave
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: if you don't pay. Yeah. So I'll be like. Bring
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: the check first. Bring the check first before I order, dude.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Bring the fucking check. Sometimes I'll leave then. I don't
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: even really want to fucking be here. I could make
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: a smoothie at home. Yeah, get your rocks off. Just
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: pay that check. Yeah, pay that check. I'll tip that guy.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Are you a good tipper? I am. You are? I
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: think I am. I like doing it. Yeah. I feel
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: good about it. You know, also I make fair, you know,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I make good money. So it'd be weird if I
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: didn't tip good, I feel like. But, yeah, I think
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: it's fun. I don't understand people who don't. At least 20%,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's. Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I get the argument, I guess, for people being like, well,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: they didn't do anything. But at the same time, like,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: that's their job.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you knew when you went in there. Yeah, like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: it's kind of on you that they, you know, you're
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: paying them for nothing. Fuck, what were we talking about
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: just a second ago? Greta. Is this a real interview? Thurnberg.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm back on your show now. Don't
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: say that, man. Don't say that. Dude, we should make
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: a separate episode of Sunday out of this. Could you
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: cut together a bonus episode of Sunday out of this,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: you think? Yeah, easily. Not easily. It'd be fucking really hard.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: But that's what's amazing about your show. You go in there.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: You sit in there. A couple things come up. You
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: accuse people of something. You make a face or two.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: You don't know if you have Bell's Pals or if
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: you're asking a question in the end. And then you
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: send me home. You send somebody home. I know. Every
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: time you wrap up, everyone's like, uh. Yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Because I don't shoot it like this. I don't shoot
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: it like a free-flowing conversation. Because I know how it's
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: going to edit. So I just like, that's a waste
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: of time to even do all those segues and middlemen
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: parts of the conversation.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I skip right to the meat. Yeah. It's a very
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: awkward conversation. Oh, it's a good point. You do skip
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: right to the meat, dude. What do you, yeah, do
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: you think, Diddy, what do you think happened there? With Diddy? Well,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: they said, you know, with that Diddy thing, they said
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: they just found they were spicing the baby oil. Do
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you see that? No. Bring it up. Spiced baby oil?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Diddy spiced baby oil? Sean Diddy Combs' baby oil was
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: allegedly laced with date rape drug. The allegations against Sean Diddy,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: he did. Combs continued them out. While the rapper has
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: been in jail since September, arrests face the charges of
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: sex trafficking. In a recent slew of filings obtained by E! News,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: one plaintiff identified as Jane Doe in the docs alleges
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the baby oil found in Combs' house was laced with
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Rohypnol or GHB, which are often referred to as the
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: date rape drug. Wow. Or also referred to as an
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: hors d'oeuvre if you're going to see Rufus DeSolt. Who's
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: drinking baby oil? Nobody there rubbing it on and it
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: goes into their skin like that. Oh, it gets into
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: their skin? Yeah. Is that really a thing? Stuff can
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: go into your body through your body? I don't know, buddy.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Because think about all the things that go on your skin. Oh, totally.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, like is my shirt going into my skin? Yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: In some ways? Well, they say that cotton used to
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: be better for our skin and then we started using
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: all these synthetic products and that's why a lot of people...
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Some people believe that like some of the synthetic products
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: could be, especially wrapped around your genitalia, like your underpants,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: could be causing a lot of issues in the world. Really?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Like causing like autism or like. The anus thing with
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Is it really? I don't know. I just listened to
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan say that. The perineum or whatever it's called? Yes,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the perineum. Great word by you. The premium's getting shorter? Shrinking.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: They need to put some fucking Christmas trees out there
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: because the coastline in Louisiana is fucking disappearing. And every year,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: they come get our Christmas tree, dude. What do you
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: mean coastline? There's a beach in Louisiana? I would call
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: it a beach, dude. I never thought about that in
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: my life. I never thought there'd be about a beach
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: in Louisiana. I'll say this. If you put your hair
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: under water down there at home, it comes up corn road.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I'll say that, dude. You'll have a little crab at
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: the end of it just figuring that shit out, bro.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: So it definitely has powers in the water. I don't know.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's a beach. Look up that. Does
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: our underpants– look up non-cotton underpants causing mental disorder. This
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: just says cotton underwear make a difference even if it's ugly.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I don't care about the style, brother. Never mind. That
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: was a wild ride. This is the worst interview I've
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: ever been on. No, it's not, dude. Dude, keep believing
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: in yourself. Okay, sorry. We're doing good. You're right. We're
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: doing good.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: We just haven't talked about anything important or.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of it, I guess. We haven't said
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: anything really of any significance. We haven't said anything. No.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: We haven't said anything. No, we should be talking about something. Well,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: when you start to think about being like... Because now
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: that you're doing your own thing, do you feel like
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you're more capable to do something new? Tell me about
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: something like... branching out on your own, like the fears
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: of it and stuff like that. And do you think
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: it would be okay? Do you think it would fail? Like,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: do you have any real fears about it? Because I
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: think a lot of people work with somebody or under
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: an umbrella and then they go out and do their
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: own thing. Yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I think, well, the thing that was how Barstool was
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: set up was Dave is very hands-off. So he doesn't
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: tell you what you should be doing. When you start
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: doing what you're doing, he doesn't talk to you. You
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: really just go complete non-communication with him 100% of the time.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: what that culture breeds, I think is like a kind
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: of an entrepreneurial spirit, I guess, the people who are
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: successful there at Barstool, because you have to be, and
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: they have the resources. Obviously they're taking the risk on you, um,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: by paying your salary because they're going to pay you
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: if your content sucks or if your brand loses the
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: brand deal or whatever, like every two weeks you're getting paid.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: So they're taking that chance.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: And obviously if you do well, they have the upside, but, um,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: it's really, it's a place where I was able to
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: kind of, they had, they gave me the resources, but
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I was able to kind of build out, you know,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I started working with Tom, who's my editor and we
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: worked together for years to develop the camaraderie of my producer, Kelsey,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: who you've met. Like we started working together, develop camaraderie.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: So we had to make my own little business inside
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: of Barstool.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: So going out and doing my own thing really was
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: pretty much exactly the same. Cause I already had my
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: business inside of Barstool, inside of the bigger business.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. But, um, I would like to do some
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: other stuff outside of Sunday conversation. I don't know what.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, how was your movie experience? I've heard that
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: it's kind of boring shooting a movie. Oh, yeah. It's boring.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday. I
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: can put out one Sunday a week. It's a lot
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: of work to get it out once a week, but
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: we can do it. And then it's like you move
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: on to the next thing. If you had a stinker,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: you can still move on and have a good one
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: the next week. And things happen so fast now, too.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: How I even consume, how everyone consumes content is like, Um.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: It's so fast. It's like, you know, in the first
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: couple of seconds, do I want to keep watching this
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: or not? And sometimes it's interesting. It's like something will
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: just pique your interest. And sometimes it can be the
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: same thing on the next day and it will not
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: pique your interest. But then two days later, it'll pique
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: your interest again. I think it's very fascinating. And I'm
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: sure there's a lot of like coding and stuff. They're
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: figuring that out. And they just keep hooking you or
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: finding different ways to hook you. It's kind of crazy, though.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: You'll go down some rabbit holes with the algorithm, and
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: the algorithm can lead you to do some crazy stuff.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Like what? Like want to do crime, I'll say it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Like want to do crime because– The algorithm's like, oh, yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I saw you mingling over there. You want another hit
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: of that fucking smack, huh? You want another fucking couple
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: of hot doses of fucking Gaza core? Charlie Kirk? Oh, yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Next thing you know, it just gets crazy,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: and then you're just choking out your neighbor, dude.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: I do feel like especially Twitter X, especially X, feeds
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: me stuff I don't want to see.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Like the algorithm, it builds out.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Just like you're saying, if you like do doom scrolling
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: or whatever, you're on your phone for too long. It's
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: not that long before you're seeing stuff. You don't, I
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: don't relate.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: To it at all. Imagine if there's just a wheel
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: somewhere you could spin it. But one of the options
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: are 11 out of 14 of the options were bankruptcy, violence,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: machete attacks. Racism. At least on Instagram, if you do
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: it for a long time, you end up with boobs. Yeah.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: If you stay on Instagram for a long time, you
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: end up at boobs. Oh, yeah, you do. Well, Twitter,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: you end up as b-holes or whatever and like Christmas
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: b-holes and all that. I'm like, it's Christmas. Can you
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: do at least two days a year without b-holes on Twitter?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: That is, I don't know.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: How much porn? Dude, you don't have a choice in
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: life if.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: You want to watch porn. Right. We used to have
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: a choice. You used to have the choice. You had
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: to bike to get it or whatever. Now, yeah. It's insane.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: It's insane. It should be a crime. It should be
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: a crime. One kid just came out and said he
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: found his sister on OnlyFans and it broke his heart.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: You see that video? Uh-uh. Man. It's pretty sad. You
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: don't want to show it because they're children, but it's
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: just crazy to see people don't even think about that. Dude,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I saw a stat. It was, I think, one in
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: every 20 one in 12 girls are on OnlyFans but
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: is that a lie let's look it up what percentage
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: of women are on OnlyFans I mean that's nuts that's
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: nuts but there's so much money and if you I
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: guess if you just want to make money you don't
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: care about anything else in the world besides making money
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: bad way to live about 2% of young women are
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: selling themselves on OnlyFans go back go to that number
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: 5 number 4 what date is that That was 2023.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Find me something similar that's updated if you can. Give
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: me some updated information. What percentage? Like everything just feels
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: like my wits end. My axle is broken. My freaking Cybertruck.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: No way. Yeah, I park. I was like, it feels
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: like it's weird turning. I go, look at the fucking
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: knackles broken. This is a bad question. What is that? Cybertruck. Axle. Oh, axle.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: It's like... It is a brand. It's like this? I
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: can't have this guy break it off. This fucking dude couldn't.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Is it like this? Yeah, it's like a. That's what
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: it sounds like, is this? Yes. It's like that. It's
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: like a lower joist. Are you good at like handy stuff? Huh?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Can you do that? I mean, I got pissed immediately
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: when I saw it. I knew it. I knew that
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that's where it was going to be for the rest
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: of the day. It ain't changing. Uh-uh. Do you ever
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: get under a car? Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, I'll tell
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: you this. I used to have a Ford Escort, right?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: And this bitch would fucking go. Dude, sometimes it would
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: take off, right? You're going to be in it, right?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: This was before they had self-driving cars or whatever. But
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: it was just the throttle or whatever was just loose
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: or unloose or whatever. I don't remember what it was,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: tight or loose. And that bitch, you'd park it, dude.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It would go like an extra 12 feet. After you
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: got out that bitch, it would do a jolt and rev.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: It had a thing. It did have like this kind
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: of Civil War feature or whatever. But after you got out,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: sometimes it would, there would be a combustion and then
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: it would out of the back catalytic converter out of
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: the exhaust pipe. So my buddy Bo would always get
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: a stand back there and then he'd be like, oh!
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Like he got shot every time.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: You know that on your, today when I was coming
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: over to the house, on your Google Maps is your truck.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Like it shows your house and it shows your truck.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: And it shows you in it. Nuh-uh. You're on your
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Google Maps. Really? If you type in your address, which
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: we won't say. We won't say, dude. You're on there.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Someone's just coming by taking pics. Oh, well, it's very scary. Dude,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: things get scary these days. I saw a video of
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: myself the other day. I was driving. Somebody drove alongside
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: for probably 30 seconds and just filmed me. Really? Yeah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: it's okay, but it starts to make you super paranoid.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: How was Bridgestone doing two nights there or two shows?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Or does it feel just like a normal show?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I'll just ask because it's here in Nashville. It felt
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: like a mix. I think it's just been a long year,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: so everything almost starts to feel the same sometimes. But
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I was excited that a lot of people I knew
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: were going. I did the shows longer than usual. I
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: probably should have tightened it up a little bit, but
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to be up there. I was trying
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: to think of things to thank people or trying to,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: localized stuff if I could at certain points. Um, yeah,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: it just, I mean, you just couldn't even believe, you know,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I remember the first show that I ever went to
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: over there was, um, who's that guy? It's, oh, Gwen
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Stefani's husband. And, um, after the show, my buddy Eddie
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: was filming me and, um, he's like, you gonna play
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: here one day? And I was like, I'm not playing here, dude.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: You're out of your mind. And then, so he sent
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: me that video about a week ago. No way. It's
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: pretty cool. That is cool. It really is. Yeah. I mean,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: just bonkers. So I think that was fun. I was,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I thought the shows went pretty good. So I was,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I was glad that everybody came out and laugh. I
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, you just want it to go
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: good because also that's a show you have to see
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: those people around town or you have to wonder if
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: everybody you ran into could have been one of those
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: people that was at that show. And so that was
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: one part that was really exciting about it, man. And
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: you're going up against Metallica. Oh, that's true. Huh? Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Which is pretty good. Something's wrong. Something's right. Who you
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: right or it's right.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Imagine having an opportunity to go see Metallica and choosing
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: to go see you.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: So these blacks... I was like, come on, dude. Wow. Oh, man.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You're right about that, dude. I got to come see
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: you in... I got to come watch you in Cork. Oh, yeah, Cork, Ireland.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: That was fun. I forgot about that. That was fun.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: That was cool, wasn't it? That was fun. My buddy's wedding.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: My buddy Scotty's in town tonight. They're going to see
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Rufus DeSalle. No way. Yeah. I thought about having him
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: come by the house, but my truck broke down. I
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: cried for a little bit, and I got kind of scared,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: and I just hurried back home. Yeah. The axle. One
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: bad axle, dude. Oh, dude, what do you think about
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick's girlfriend? What's the word down there? Because he
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: lives in Florida, doesn't he?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: He lives in, I think Nantucket, or obviously Chapel Hill now.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, North Florida or whatever. North Florida. But he's going
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: to your alma mater. Yeah, and it's kind of crazy.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like... People are talking about the program,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: so that's a positive, right?
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Well, to me, college football is 100,000% about the players.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, all football is, but especially college football. And
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I think him coming, we got a big budget increase
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: for what we were willing to give NIL players or
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: the NIL money for like guys to recruits.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: So you think boosters followed him? I think that we
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: really raised a lot of money.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the figure is, but I want
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: to say it was like 30 million bucks or something.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: It was like kind of like the, and I don't
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: know if that includes the coaches or what, but it was,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: it was a huge figure that you would think we
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: would be able to go out and get like five
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: star quarterback, five star, whatever. And I haven't seen us
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: signing any five stars yet, but that could just be
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: the period of the year we're in. And my thing
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: is if he signs those five stars, it doesn't matter
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't sign those five stars,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter about his girlfriend because we're going to
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: be asked no matter what his girlfriend says. I mean,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: that's the truth. Dude, we have to sign good players
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: and pay them. Dude, I thought that Nico– I'm a
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Tennessee football fan for college. I mean, obviously I played
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well. But
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Tennessee is who I grew up on. And they didn't
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: pay Nico– or that's a story– They didn't pay their quarterback.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: He wanted like $ 4 million is the story, and they're
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: giving him two. And so they said, get out of here.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's crazy. I think pay him.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Everyone was on Tennessee's side. Everyone thought Nico's an idiot.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: And maybe that's true. But to me, I would have
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: liked to see Tennessee just pay up. He's a freshman.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: He took you.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: His real freshman year, he beat Clemson in the first
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: time he ever played in the Orange Bowl or something.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: And then last year was his redshirt freshman year, and
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: he took Tennessee to the playoffs. And this guy's, in
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: my opinion, going to be the number one overall draft pick.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: And they're talking about $ 2 million with him. He probably
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: makes $ 100 million for the university.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Him being on the field, having a good team,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: playoff competitive. I mean, you've been down there. Oh, it's
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: unbelievable down there. People were certainly excited about him the
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: year before. I remember when he got in in the
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: bowl game the year before. Didn't he have to play
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the bowl game? Yeah, Clemson. He beat Clemson. Right. So
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: people were stoked. They're like, put him in. You know,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: everybody was excited. Even that year when they were losing
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: to Georgia late in the season, they're like, put I
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: think he was like the number one overall recruit. People
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: were excited. And he did well. And you're right. He's
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: only one year. You can't expect guys just to– or
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: maybe now people can. People are saying now though– I
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: think this is it. People are saying now we're putting
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: our money in. We better get a return on it fast. Right.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I think that part of the mindset probably doesn't help
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: the whole equation. But a lot of these guys, Lane
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Kiffin was telling me, you go through one section of
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: the portal time, and then they haven't even played any
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: ball yet. There's another portal period. And they're like, you
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: know what? You gave us two million. We want four million.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: We haven't done anything. It's insane. They had to fix it.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: College football is fucked right now. So that's pretty crazy,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: the fact that that's happening, you know? Dude, they got
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: rid of walk-ons. There's no more walk-ons in college football. Like,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I was a... I walked on to the University of
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. And my... Dude, you were loitering. They said
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I also... One of the... An interview with a former
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: coach said this guy was loitering. Yeah, they hated me
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: while I was there. But.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Dude, there's no walk-ons anymore. Like, our team, our best...
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe not our best players, but our team captain, some
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: of our best players were walk-ons.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Like... I came in with my class of fellow guys.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Every single one of them went on to get a scholarship.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: A lot of them went to NFL. And it's like
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: they were like the meat of the team or the
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: glue of the team. And they don't even have that
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: anymore because they had to cut their roster down. They
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: got to pay all these guys. And that's sad to me.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Is that true? Has NIL, Google that, please. Has NIL
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: eliminated the possibility of walk-ons? Or lowered the number of
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: walk-ons on teams? I think they don't even do it anymore.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I really don't think they even take walk-ons. I think
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: it's the death of the walk-on. Okay, yes. The new
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: NCAA roster limits, including the house settlement, have effectively reduced
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: the number of walk-on opportunities in college sports, particularly football.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: While teams still have non-scholarship players, walk-ons, the total roster
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: size is capped at 105, significantly reducing the space for them. Wow.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: So the movie Hoosiers... Years from now, people will watch
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Hooters and be like, who the fuck is that dude? Rudy? Yeah.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: But it won't even understand. Yeah. Yeah. It is sad, man. Oh,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: it is. It definitely takes away a lot of the
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: heart of it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Well, dude, also, I just had such an awesome, positive
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: experience being in the locker room for four years with
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: the same guys, going through it. You have these big
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: aspirational dreams you're going to make to see the field.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Never see the field. But I had a great time.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: And that doesn't happen anymore, not only because there's not walk-ons,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: but also because why would you cultivate a backup if
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: you're the coach?
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: If he's just about to transfer on your ass as
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: soon as the season's over. Your starter's probably going to transfer.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: These guys are playing on a different team every year,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: sometimes two teams per year. So there's no country, there's
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: no locker room vibe. They're all just trying to get
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: the cash. There has to be a way.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: People are acting like, well, we had it better back then,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: and now it's totally destroyed. It's like, is there no
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: creative problem solving to figure out how we can get
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: these guys some cash? And also, is there no middle
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: ground here that we can work with? Like, can we just, okay,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: you have to stay. You can sit out. The argument
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: has always been you can't transfer. And then you have
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: to sit out a year. That's how it used to be.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Now you can transfer and play immediately. I think you
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: should have to sit out a year. And they say, well. Yeah,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: because that'll hold them off. That's how it used to be. Right,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: because then you have to put your, at least you
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: got to show up for where you are. Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: And then the argument against it was, well, coaches can
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: just leave. And then, you know, you're left with a
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: coach that you didn't really sign up to play for. Well,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: then make an exception. And if that's the coach leaves,
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: then you can go.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Then you can do it. People are acting like these,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: it's like, it's a pretty simple. But then this will
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: start to happen. A coach will leave and he'll make
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: a deal with the players and then the player will
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: follow him. It'll be like a deal that they make. Yeah.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Which is, which is wrong with that. Right. That's part
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: of the deal. That's part of it. If those are
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: his players. So yeah, I think there's a lot, obviously
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: even us trying to look at it, there's a lot
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: of little sides to it, man. But you're right. It
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: does start to, it starts to kind of break the
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: heart of the fan. Because you're kind of the one
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: that loses in the end. It's just the value of
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: being a fan. It all just becomes this kind of
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: capitalist thing. But for years, those places, the university was
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: making so much money, and they weren't even setting aside.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Set aside the money for 10 years later. Every player
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: gets some money. You know what I'm saying? There should
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: be money. Maybe you don't give it to them now,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: but five years from now, they're going to get paid.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Or when they graduate, or when they're done at college.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: But there just has to be a way, and it does.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Sports fans... I mean, I grew up a Tennessee football fan.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: SEC football, there's no fans like that. Because in the NFL,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you can't play for the team or go to the team.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: In college, you can go to that school. Like, if
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: you're a fan, you went to the school. You can't
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: go to the Packers. You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: you go to the game, but you go to that school.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: You spent four years of your life there. Like, that's
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: your team. Yeah, you knocked your spouse up there. Yeah.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You know, you... Vomited on your buddy there. You guys
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: accidentally touched each other there. Yeah. Right? It was an accident.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Some of you guys say you hit a speed bump
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: going really fast in a truck. People don't usually come
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: during that. But, hey, you know what I'm saying? That's
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: what you get for going to Mississippi State. Yeah. But
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say here. Dude, Starkville is ass, bro.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Have you been there? No, don't play that. Dude, somebody
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: invited me there, and I couldn't even find it. I
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: was looking for pictures. I had to text Hardy.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Dude, what's in Starkville is Hardee's, and that's all that's there, dude.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: It's a Long John Silver's and a Hardee's.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, Hardee's, and I hate to say this, but it's
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: the truth, it's just a Carl's Jr. that came out
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: of the closet. That's all it is. Bring that up.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Does Hardee's own Carl's Jr.? What's the other one that's
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: like that? Oh, the Hillstone, and what's that good restaurant called? Oh, honey,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. Hardee's. Yes, Hardee's is owned by the
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: same company as Carl's Jr., bitch. Okay? What is the
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: reason for not having just the same name? So don't
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: say I didn't go to college. That's all I'm saying.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: That's a question you would hear in my neighborhood growing up.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Multiple choice. Oh, dude. Oh, you don't fucking think Hardee's
• 55:17
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• 58:29
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• 58:54
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• 59:01
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• 59:30
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• 59:32
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• 59:58
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• 1:00:08
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• 1:00:15
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• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: what we really like.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. Where we come from and what we really like.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Where we come from. What do we really like? We
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: like chocolate. It's a food? It is? Number one thing
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: they buy every year. Every year, bananas. Is it really? 4011.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Bananas are the number one thing. I just like that fact.
• 1:00:53
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• 1:01:01
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  Speaker 1: news article. What happened? Anything in the news, Riley Mao? Oh,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Riley Mao's here, dude. Can you have some waters for us, Riley?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I'll take a sip. I mean, this is cool with me,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: unless you want one. No, I'd just love to have
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: a water. Usually we have them out here. Riley? I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: was not aware of... What do you mean? You've worked
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: on at least 50 episodes of this show. Yeah, Riley
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: told me before he told you about his coming. Riley
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Mao's here. Let's get a gander at him first, man.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: We got to put these headies on. Riley Mao, huh?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: How you doing, huh? Good. What's going on with you, brother?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: We got Caleb Presley here to talk to you today,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: ask you a couple of questions. I know you haven't
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: spoken to him in eight months. Yeah, it's been a minute. Nice. Riley,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: what kind of car is your truck? Let's say a
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Hyundai Santa Cruz. Ooh, Japanese. Or not Japanese. Hyundai is
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Japanese and Santa Cruz is California. Have you been noticing?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I know that you told me, and I think you've
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: said it publicly now, that you came, right? I have. Well, guys,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: let's don't just say that. I mean, because people don't
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: know that he, Riley was, he hadn't ejaculated until, what
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: age did you finally get that out of you, Riley? 25. Wow.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: The uncreamable yellow egg, they called him, huh? That little
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: baby quail over there, boy, unbustable. So what's happened since then, Riley?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Have you been, are you back at the Not coming?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Or now are you just constantly coming? But hold on.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Before you answer that, I do want to say this.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: He didn't even come to any music when it happened
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: the first time. Did you, Riley? No. No? And how
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: much came out? I'm not trying to be graphic. Actually,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: is that too much? I'll tell you this. He had
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: to buy smaller shoes after. So enough to make him
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: really uncomfortable in his current Crocs. Bro, I mean, 25 years,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: where was it going?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Where was it going? Because I know for a fact,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: I don't care if he's lying or not about that.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: I think he's lying about everything. But even if he's
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: not lying, I know that the human body makes like
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Which means that his body was either not making them,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: he had a broken body, or he was making those
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: things and they were having to go somewhere.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Would you poop them out? I don't know. Or
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: they go into other parts of your body? If you
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: have that much, I'm sure some of it has to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: get back there. You can't pee it out because that's...
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: coming that's ejaculating yeah that's cheating.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: So where was it going do you feel like you
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: know where it went riley you could you feel a
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: certain part of your body felt different other than your
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: genitals after you came.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah like did you ever wake up in the morning
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: it felt like you'd already eaten or whatever like did
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you ever like did you ever wake up in the
• 1:04:10
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• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: No dude here's a similar fact i saw this mm-hmm
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: I saw that if you hold in a poot for
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: too long, a fart, that it will come out of
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: your mouth.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Really? If you hold it in for too long, it
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: will come out of your mouth. Oh, my God, girl. Well,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I've always heard that a poot is just a gay belch.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I've always heard that. I mean, kind of. Oh, a
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: fart is just a gay belch. Dude, imagine. I don't
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: even want to talk about it. That's gross. But a
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: lot of dudes save them like that. They know they're
• 1:04:44
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• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: a long time. They're like, I'm going to swallow that
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: one and hit her with it later. Gross. I'm going
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: to toss that one while she's dreaming at night. Gross.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: A lot of guys are like that. Guys are sick, man.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Guys are sick. Well, I won't say. I won't speak
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: for myself. Guys are sick, though. Not me. Huh? What'd
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: you say? Not me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But guys disgust me.
• 1:05:11
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• 1:05:14
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• 1:05:17
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• 1:05:20
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• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: in love? Ooh, I don't know. For a lot of
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: talk about it. Yeah. But he is a heartthrob. Women
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: are drawn to him. Men want to be like him.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Me and him went on a double date last year. Really? Yeah. Where?
• 1:05:35
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• 1:05:40
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• 1:05:43
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• 1:05:48
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• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: was I your date? No, I had a girl there. Wait,
• 1:05:52
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• 1:05:53
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• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: First of all, I want to talk about how you
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: took me to your friend's wedding as your plus one.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you for coming, dude. And you didn't tell
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: them I was coming. Yes. So I showed up. It's
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: a small wedding. And then they didn't know I was coming.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: And I didn't know any of the people there. And
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: they had you sitting at the front table. And they
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: just didn't have a place for me. So I had
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: to sit in the back with people I had never
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: met in my life. Oh, dude. And they put you
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: next to the drunkest people that have ever graced is
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: me and my buddy Scott. It was his wedding. They
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: put you next to the drunkest people that ever graced
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: the world. And somebody broke that toilet, remember? Yeah, somebody did. Dude,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom. We were in Spain. We
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: were in Portugal.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: That's true. We were in Portugal. And Sintra, that's what
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: I was thinking. And we went to this old house.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: It was a beautiful wedding. And I sat on this
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: quiet time.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a poop or whatever they call it over there.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: And the toilet fell off the wall. Yes. Why was
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: it on the wall? I think they, oh, everything's more
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: artistic there. You know what I'm saying? They want you to,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: they don't want you to just, you know, I think,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: and they recycle. I don't know why.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: That's a good question. It was on the ground. I
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: think I have a picture of it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: You can put on this. Okay. Well, I remember next
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: thing you, everybody's at the wedding. It was a long
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: wedding because a couple people got up there and were
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: kind of chatting or whatever, making it about them, right?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: A couple people have been rubbing diddy baby oil on
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: their legs and fucking could barely even speak, right? So
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: we're up there and you heard like a crack and
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: then you heard somebody scream out of this balcony window
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: that was directly above the wedding. I mean it was
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: like 22 feet from the closest patron at the wedding.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: What the hell was that? Dude, oh, my God. That was, yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: that was, that was. It was very bizarre. Like, what happened?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: And then people, this is the worst part, they had
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: a winding stone staircase. People had to go up there
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: to use it. It's that restroom. But when they got
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: up there, it was just a broken toilet laying there.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: It was the only toilet. Yeah. Yeah. That was fun.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: And the other thing I want to talk to you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: about is, dude, you got to stop. I don't know
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: to be nice. Stop sending me your old clothes. I'll
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: get a package from you. And every time it's just
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: some old shirts you don't want anymore. I can tell
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: that they're like your bad shirts. Not even nice shirts.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: You bought me one nice shirt and the rest of
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: them are just your shitty old shirts.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: That is not true. There are some hitters in there.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: They're like holes in them. Did you go through all
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: of them? You got me one nice shirt, a red
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: shirt that says hot sauce on it. Yes. That is
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: my best shirt from you. It's a great shirt. There
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: are some other real. And they're large as I can't even.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: They're not even knife size.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: I just picture you being like, get rid of that.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: And someone would be like, do you want to throw
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: him away? You'd be like, nah, send him to Caleb.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Send him to Caleb's house so he can throw him away. Oh,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: baby bear don't want that nightie, huh?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, I think... Here's the thing. Would you let... Oh, wait,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Riley Mal, what happened to you? Yeah, tell them what
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: happened real quick so we don't forget. Yeah, no, I...
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, everything was, everything came out great. But what happened?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: How much, give us a, like, did you get a, like,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: if you had to guess, just even in handfuls, how
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: much you, like, what are we talking about there? Handful.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Like in a, not a child's handful, but like an
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: adult handful. Sorry, dude. Like a, just fucking tell us, dude.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Probably two or three. Oh, my. What? No. Two or three? Bro. Bro. God. Well,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: you must have dehydrated your throat close up. It sounds like. Oh,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: my God. You might have needed an R can after that.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a. Oh, that's a big dose, boy. God.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: What do you do with that? That is a. And so, Riley,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I guess the last question is just the first one
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I asked is, have you been doing it more and more? Yeah,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: I have. Are you addicted to it? Not addicted. Are
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: you a sex addict? No. How many times do you
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: feel like you've had sex since that happened, Riley? Because
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: it's been about eight months now, almost one year, hasn't it? Yeah, about.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I would say, I don't know, a couple times, a
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: few times a week. Okay. Whoa. Good God, bro. Slow down.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Do you think you have any kids? Or do you
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: think that, is that something you're interested in doing? Eventually, yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: And what about your walk with God? I know you
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: were saving yourself for marriage, right? Right. And that went
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: by the wayside. That. You fucked that up. Oh, that's
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: like kicking over the only shit around a fucking good wedding, brother.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: But anyway, man, sorry we're putting you on the grill there. Yeah, sorry, bro.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're gaining traction in the sexual
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: community or whatever, like that you're getting better at it
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: or whatever? Yeah, I think so. Oh, that's good, man. Wow.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Do you feel any different? Do you remember if you
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: felt any different after the first time you had sex, Caleb?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: I can't remember. Yeah. I can't remember. Dude, you know
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: what I always think about is how when I was
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: growing up, you kind of have like people– who maybe
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: from your high school or whatever, just people that you're
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: growing up with in your town who get pregnant in
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: high school or like, you know, they, and then at
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: the time I would look at them and I looked
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: at them like, no, they were bad people, but like, wow,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: what idiots. Yes.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: You know, which obviously they probably wish they didn't, but
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: all they did was do the same thing every single
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: other person's doing.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Every single person's doing that. And then All that
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: happens is one of them gets unlucky, and then you're like, idiot.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: That's how I was. I've changed my stance on that. Well,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: they kind of get unlucky. It's almost like, you know
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: when they say if you shake a soda up and everything,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: don't open it for a little while, right? Yeah. And
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: then one guy, right, who's like, I'm going to open it.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: You know what's going to happen if you open it, right? Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: And he still opens it. It does feel like those
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: are the people a lot of the times who do
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: have– And that's– high school children, but... I wonder if
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I had me a little child where I would keep...
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: What I would do with it or wherever I would
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: let it be outside or inside. Probably outside more. I
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: cannot wait till you have a kid. I can't wait
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: to meet him. That'd be... Be cool, huh? That would
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: be cool. Riley, are you guys thinking about... Because you
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: have a girlfriend now, Riley? I do. Okay. And are
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: you thinking about children? Have you guys started talking about it? Eventually, yeah. Wow. Wow.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Do you miss the days when you hadn't... I don't
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: even want to say, but we had been just bursting
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: out out there, just spackling that Hanoi sauce or whatever
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: you guys are. No, no, I don't. Wow. Do you
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: feel like it's affected your testosterone? Yeah. Wow. In a
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: negative way or positive? Positive. Wow. Oh, really? So you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: feel like you have more testosterone now? Yeah. Amen, brother.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: That's kind of the key phrase nowadays. testosterone people are
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: selling everywhere every other facebook's ads like shoot up at
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: your apartment yeah dude when i was young you had
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: to go first of all meet a gay dude that
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: you didn't even know because you he said he wasn't
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: gay he was just a bus boy that was in
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: his 40s at a restaurant right okay you had to
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: meet him befriend him by playing video games then he
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: had steroids you had to go get it from somewhere
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: it was crazy now they're mailing you steroids shut up
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: really Yeah, we just go through all this shit to
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: get up. It is crazy. There's a cold plunge place
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: by my house. It's like you just saw in a
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: cold plunge. You go there and then the guy is like, hey,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: do you want some testosterone or anything like that? No, dude.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want testosterone. I do want it, dude. I do. Honestly,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: I would love to see what it would be like.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: People say they feel so much better. Dude, have him
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: cream you out half an ounce over there and get
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: you a little bit of that fucking sweet and sour
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: pants syrup off your boy up in there. It'll fucking
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: grow your eyebrows after. It'll grow your eyebrows thicker, dude.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Do you miss the days of not having had sex, Raleigh,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you? Is there something you miss
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: about it? No. No, I don't miss it. That's cool, man. Well...
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: What else were we talking about? Oh, dude, do you
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: think the Bill Belichick thing has adjusted the dating, the
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: way that dating is looked? Because it's kind of a big... Like,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: he kind of opened the portal. Like, the portal's open
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: for older men and younger women. Do you feel like that?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: I feel my stance on this is I actually don't
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: have a problem with it. I don't understand why, if
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: you're a young girl, you'd want to be with an
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: old man.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: But if she's 20... And they're consenting adults. Like, I
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: have no problem with an older dude who's single.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: I would try to get a younger girl, too. I'm
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: not going to try to get a 75-year-old woman if
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: you're single. Well, first of all, you're Bill Belichick, right?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: He's done it all, man. I mean, he definitely has
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: a name for himself. You know, if you're Jim Haslett, yeah,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: you get what you get, dude, you know? Yeah. But damn, dude,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: that's such a good question. But he definitely– the portal's
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: open now. I feel like it's definitely– It feels like
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: it's more of that universe now. Have you seen any
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: more of it? Have you seen other examples of it? Well,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Shannon Sharpa had his thing, but he kind of got
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: called out for it, but his was more of like
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: sexual in nature, whereas Belichick has a, it seems like
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: he's in a relationship. You see those videos of him
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: on the beach with the, he's holding her up? No way, really?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Pull up Bill Belichick and girlfriend, beach. You know who
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: has a good theory on, oh, wow. Oh, yeah, he's,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: He seems super happy. Look at him, though. What is
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: he doing, dude? Bro, I respect it, dude. I have
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: no issues with it. Zero. But it is so funny.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: You've got to be honest. It's so funny. Well, it's
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: up to them. First of all, bring up the next
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: one with them fishing. It's up to them. First of all,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: they're having fun. Right. And it's really up to them.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: It's not like she's tricking him or something or he's
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: tricking her. Right. Yeah, look at this. This is from
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: whatever that movie is. Normandy or whatever. It's like they
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: did like this D-Day photo shoot or whatever.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Dave Portnoy has a good theory on this. Dave's theory
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: is that he has no idea what's going on. Like
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: in terms of how we're all perceiving this and like
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: social media about it, he's like, his theory is that
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: Bill O'Takes is not on his phone and just doesn't
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: have any clue what's happening.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Right, so he's just enjoying his life.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: He's just like going about his life, loving his life.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Because I think she probably posts all his social media
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: and stuff for him. And so, of course, she's going
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: to post pictures of only her.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I would, too. Dude, well, my parents were 38
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: years different. So I got to be like, love is,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: you know, if you find somebody that you love, then
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: that's where it's at. You know? Yeah, my parents have
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: a big difference, too. Yeah, totally. I mean, this is
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: a huge difference. I don't know how many years difference
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: is it. I also changed my probably 50 years, bro. No.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Raleigh Mao. 24 and 74, I believe. That's 50. No. No.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Bro, that is 50, man. I just crunched the numbers.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know if those are the actual ages, but
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: that is 50.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: What do you say to people who say that's 50, dude?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: But the only thing is I change my opinions a lot.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: So if this could be outdated, like I'll change my
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: opinion on this tomorrow.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Dude, all I'm saying is the portal is open for
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: old men and young women. This is the– I mean
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: the portal is open now.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: And it's probably easier than ever to meet them. There's
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: probably– there's so many apps and stuff where you can–
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: and I don't– and girls– seem to be really attracted
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: to guys who have money and guys who are successful
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: and they don't seem to care about looks and it
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't seem like they care about age as much is
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: that true is that crazy to say.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: People look younger than ever kind of how what age
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: difference are they can you just fucking tell me a
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: number sorry riley but damn you fucking have a computer
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: you're working with never mind no jesus christ just stick
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: to coming dude stick to stick to Now I see
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: why he couldn't bust a nut for 25 years. He
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: couldn't find them. 73 and 22. Close, boy. Close. That's
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, that means that this is a dumb
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: thing to say, but that means he was 49 when
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: she was born.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's pretty old for your wife to be born. Yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: That's wild. I might change. I don't know if it's
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: cool anymore, dude. That's a big difference, man. Go Heels, baby.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, dude. If he just needs to
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: recruit some, pay these players, man. Yeah. Pay these guys.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: We should have got Nico when he left Tennessee. We
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: should have paid him. Pull up another news article. What
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: else do we got, man? Oh, funeral director trashed over 6,500
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: bodies of pets, used fake ashes to defraud customers out
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: of $ 650, 000. Wow. What did it say? A funeral home
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: director has been charged after allegedly throwing out the bodies
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: of thousands of pets and giving owners the ashes of
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: other animals.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: What makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: I have people in my family who do that, so
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not hating. They work in cremation? They work in
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: funeral parlors. They work with dead bodies. That's a weird thing,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: I think, to want to go into. It's like, how
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: do you end up being like, I think what I
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: want to do In my life, it's dead bodies all
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Weird. But also my family is also cool. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's, you know, if you want to be
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: around– I just would– it would be crazy if you're
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: a funeral director and you're burning up animals and giving
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: those ashes to people. Yeah. For why? And then you
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: don't think they're going to notice that it's not their– No.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Brother or whatever. Like, oh, I got my brother's ashes back.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: It fucking– Who knew he had a collar that said,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: response to Spark, return to 4027 Elm Street. That's crazy.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. Fuck. What are we talking about?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: What are we even talking about anymore, man? I've liked it, man.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: You have? I've enjoyed my time. No, I'm enjoying my time,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: but I just feel like I let you down. I
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: feel like I waste everybody's time today. You ever feel
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: like that? Not too much. Yeah, maybe. I think I'm coming.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: I quit taking my medicine, too. Really? Yeah, I just
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: don't want to take it. Have you been fasting? Have
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: you still been fasting? You were fasting when we shot Sunday. Oh, good.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Have you been doing that still? No. No, that's horrible.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I need to do more. No, well, I started losing
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: my mind after that. What do you mean? You should
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: fast whenever you're in a good state of mind. I
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: think I was just going through a lot. It was
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: like also not eating, you start to lose it. It's
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: ultimate stress. You're putting yourself in your starvation. But the
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: third day of fasting, your body's like, now we're going
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: to clean this shithole out. Yeah. It starts cleaning you up, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe that kind of stuff. You don't?
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  Speaker 2: I believe it does clean you up. I don't believe
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: that you feel good. People are like, yeah, you start
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: feeling amazing after three days. I bet you're hungry.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you're hungry, but I think you feel kind
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: of a little bit keen.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: I saw a thing the other day that a guy
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: lived for a long– you can pull this up. The
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: guy lived on just sunlight for over a year. He
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: didn't eat for over a year. He was looking at
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: the sun.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: That's nice. Let me see him. Manic. He had earned
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: a spot in the Guinness Book for not eating anything
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: for 411 days straight in 2001. I had led a
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: team of 24 doctors and physicians to monitor this feat.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Said city-based neurophysician Sudhir Shah. His team carried out a
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: number of tests and the results showed him to be
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: a person of normal health. There were documentary films made
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: on Manick's feet. Manick had given up solid food for
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: almost two decades. Dang. And he stopped pooping too. He
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: stopped pooping after like the third week or something. Oh,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: that's got to be great. And then pooped for a
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: full year. It's got to be great. It's like driving
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: a Tesla. It's like you don't have to stop to
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: fill up or whatever. It's like our own fill. It's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: so good. Oh, that's good. He was working as a
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: trader of perfumes, it says, in Koskiode.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Sungazing. How do you do that? You're not supposed to
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: do that. Or is that just another lie? They tell
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: you not to look at the sun.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: A lot of stepdads would say that. You know, if
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: you stare directly into the sun, your sister will accuse
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: me of sexual harassment. You're like, what? Turns out it's
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: pretty true in a lot of areas, dude. In a
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: lot of areas, dude.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: But I think with that, I guess you'd have to
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: build up a tolerance to it. You start looking at
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: it when it's small in the morning, and then over
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: days and days, you can just.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Look for the mid-days. Beam that bitch out in the
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: middle of the day. I mean, at some point, you
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: get locked in on that bitch. You just collect and eat.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: You're a damn solar panel at that point. That's what
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: he's saying, bro. That is what he's saying. I didn't
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: realize that. He's over there charging his phone. He just
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: got it in his hand. 10%, 11%. Dude, can you
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: find a video of this guy speaking, Raleigh? He only
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: lived until 85, which is a good number.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: It's a good life. He put up a good game,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: but it's not 100. That's true.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: How long do you want to live for? But living
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: is going to start to get different. I want to
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: go over a couple things with you, first of all.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: And shout out also Winnipeg Jets today, dude. Did you
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: see their win the other night? Bro, it's hockey, right? Okay.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: And I met this player. I met this guy in
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: a bathhouse or whatever. I don't even remember where it was.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Vancouver somewhere. He's putting a lip balm on. I walk
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: in a sauna or whatever. He's sitting there by himself
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: putting on a lip balm. Where is this going? Do
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: you have my interest? I didn't judge him. You know
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? I was like, you know, dishonest can
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: be dehydrating. So anyway, the game, they're down 3-1. With
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: a minute and seven seconds left, they score. Okay? 2-3. Yep.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Then with 1.7 seconds, the series is tied 3-3, game seven.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: With 1.7 seconds, they score again. Take it to overtime.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: In the second overtime, they win the game. No way. Yeah,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: pretty unbelievable. Is that your teen now?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: Wait, what were you going to tell me? That has
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with what you said. Oh, how long
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: do you want to live for? No, you said I'm
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: going to tell you a few things.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Listen up. This is what I'm going to tell you.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: So first of all, they have different skin now, right?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: I believe that there's, in the future, this is, I believe,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: one of the last five years we'll be wearing this skin.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I believe they're going to come out with a material, right,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: that will completely cover our skin. So it'll both preserve
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: your skin. also allow your skin to breathe, all the
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: things that it needs to do still with nature, but
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: that it will become a new layer, right? That you
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: will probably will cover most of your body. That will
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: preserve your skin. So I believe that you'll start to
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: see that so people will be able to technically look
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: younger for longer. Right, but you'll never know because you
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: won't see them. You'll never know because you won't really
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: see them. You can't see their skin, but under there
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: it does look better, but you just can't see it. Right,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: you just can't see it. And they'll just be like, hey,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: I look great. Mm-hmm. And then people will also be
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: able to program based on that outer layer what they
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: want you to see them wear, right? So at a
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: certain point, I don't know how we'll do it, but
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: we'll start to have like glasses or contacts that will–
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: so I can make everybody look like we're in the
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: 1900s today or something like that. Who decides? You decide
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: what you want to look like or I can decide
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: what you look like? I think you get to decide,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: the operator. Naked. I guess you go naked, but it's
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: not going to– I would do not you naked. thank
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: you I would go yeah somebody you could do like
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: everybody's eating ice cream like Lenny Balls today so you
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: could get to pick and based on your eyes everybody
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: who has that skin you could adjust it because it'll
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: be able to adjust it does that make sense fuck
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: this is the worst episode of my life don't say
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: that sorry I'm sorry dude I'm breaking your heart man
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry dude don't say that kind of stuff I
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: just feel like I let you down today man man
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think you did at all I think it's
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: a really good episode I think you're going to have
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: to cut out a lot. I am. I'll say this.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: I'm excited about the Indiana Fever starting back. Yeah. Have
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: you kept up with– because we went to the game. Yeah.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: We went and saw Kayla Clark break the record. Dude,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: it was so great. And then the other day, she's
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: back there, shoots a three from further back than the
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: one we saw her break the record. And we were
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: right there when she broke the record. So tough. Have
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: you been talking to Patrick? Yeah, Patrick and Connor, dude.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Patrick came to see a show in Chicago yesterday. a
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: couple weeks ago. It was pretty cool. He's there training
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: for the NBA draft, Patrick McCaffrey. And then, so that
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: was great. He came out, and then, yeah, Connor and
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: I have kept in touch. Yeah. We got to go
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: see a game. We went to the Applebee's with him after. Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: It was so cool, dude. Dude, yeah, we got to
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: go see a game. We went and saw one game.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Me and Bizzle went and saw a game. I don't
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: know how, oh, it was Butler played against somebody, and
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: we all went and watched it, but it was fun.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: You're a big Kalen Clark fan. I'm a big fan.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: But not an Andrew Rhys fan. I'm a Caleb Clark fan.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: You had to cut that out of your episode. You
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: died on that one. Bro, you see Shabuzy at that
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Met Gala? What was that? He looked like a pepper shaker. Yeah,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: he looked like a pepper shaker. Wow. Yeah, that's a
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: wild look, isn't it? It was. bad. Oh, no, I
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: don't think it was bad. But do you think that
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: there is a real truth? Because in a black culture,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: they start to say, oh, they dress a lot of
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: black men up like women. I've heard that. I don't know.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: That's true. They dress white guys up like women. Anyone
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: who's trying to, they dress, those guys are, everyone looks
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: like women at the The Met Gala. That's a good point.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Do you know what you think? Would you go to
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: something like that? I've always thought about that. Not that
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: I would ever have an opportunity. If you and me went,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: I would go. I wouldn't go with some publicity. I
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: don't think I would go with something like that.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: It feels like a weird type of almost celebrity worship
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: where it's too much.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It kind of weirds me out, to
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: be honest with you. Yeah, it seems like a seance
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: to me. It has seance-y vibes to me a little bit,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: and I just wonder, like, Yeah, there's something about it
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: that has seance type of vibes to me or whatever
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: that's called. Like when you meet in the woods or
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: whatever and do something wild like that. Oh, dude, I'll
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: tell you this one story. So we're at, we did
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: some shows. We did like SEC, right? Some different places.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: We're at University of Arkansas. Yep. And Sam Pitt, we're
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: leaving the gym, right? We get to go use their gym.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: I know Coach Pittman. He was at Carolina when I
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: was there. No way. Yeah. Dude, he's awesome, right? Yeah.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: We're leaving the gym, and it's me and Amir Kay,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: this comedian that works with me on the road. And, dude,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: so we're leaving, and we see this guy pull up
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: in this car, and it's Coach Pittman. And he comes over.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, what's going on, fellas? Starts talking to us.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, man, tell me about Bobby. And so I'm thinking,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: he's thinking about Bobby Kennedy Jr., right? So we start
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: talking about Bobby Kennedy for like two minutes. Amir's doing
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: like an impersonation. You're mean as a moth. He's doing
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: impersonation and everything. And he's– Coach Pittman is like going
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: along with this. And then he goes, Bobby. Bobby Lee.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, Bobby Lee. And I'm like, why do
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: you listen to us for two minutes? Do horrible impersonations
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: of RFK Jr.? Just so he can go, buh, man.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Did you get to hang out with Coach Fitman? He
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: is funny. Dude, he talked to us for like 20 minutes.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: It was one of the highlights of our trip. That
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: and the Alabama players were so cool, man. We went there,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: just took us around their facility and stuff. Really? They
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: were super nice. Every place was cool, but they just
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: went out of their way. Some of their best players,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: a lot of times the guys are too cool to
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: do that type of shit. But it was great, man.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Did you get to talk to the new coach? Alabama? Yeah. No,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: we did not get to meet him. No. So I
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: wish that we would have, but it was great, though,
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: just to get to go to some of the SEC places.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: And like you said earlier, it's like they mean it
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: at these schools. It's like part of the deal. Alabama. Yeah.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: And that campus is nice. It's the nicest campus. They
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: said it's gotten way nicer because of the victories that
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: they had. 100%. Through the saving years. 100%.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: I think it's harder to get into Alabama now because
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: of football being good. Because they have more people who
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: want to go, so they can have smart people down
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: in Alabama now.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Not that they weren't. No. But there weren't. Back
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: in the day.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: That happened to Appalachian State too, but where I'm from.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Appalachian State won like three national championships in a row.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: And then they had so many more applicants after they
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: beat Michigan.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: That school went from kind of like just anyone could
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: kind of get into like a competitive school. Like quadrupled
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: their people who tried to go to App State.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: It's like a nice school now. But that Tuscaloosa has
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: the best setup of any. Because I did that tour.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: When I first graduated college, the first thing I did
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: was like two years on the road living in a
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: bus going to colleges.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: We just went to every college and just partied. That
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: was my job for like two years. And Tuscaloosa is
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: the nicest one. They got that perfect setup. They got
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: the stadium.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, we got to go out on the field.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: No way. We got to run out on the field, man. Yeah,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: it was crazy. You're kind of one of those guys
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: that switch up.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: You were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: don't have a lot of faith in you at all.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: Well, remember, we went back there, and they didn't really
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: welcome us back, it felt like. You remember? No, because
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: we couldn't find the field. That was not because they
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: weren't welcoming us. We got lost. Yeah, you're right. We
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: got lost for about 45 minutes trying to find the field.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: I think I've just realized I'm an SEC guy, man.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: It's all I'd like to watch. It's the best. It's
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: not even close. It's not even close. The rest of
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: it should just, what are they doing? It's not even close.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: my favorite sport was always LSU basketball. But... Yeah, I think,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: you know, it's like... I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan. What happened?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: It's tough. I mean, SEC's so good. It's like you just...
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You start to love it all, I think.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: They only have like 13 sports. Where, like Carolina, we
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: have like 33 sports. And so they just dump all
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: that money. Because only sports that make any money are
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: men's basketball and football. Yeah. All the rest of the
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: sports lose money. And so.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: if they only have 13 sports, they can take all
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: that money and just dump them right back into the
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: good ones. Whereas you got to spread it all out
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: at like Stanford has like 33 sports. They got like
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: fencing and fucking everything, you know?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, transing. Transing is a sport. Things have changed, man. No,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: but there's nothing better than being, like, just loving the SEC, man.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: And living in Nashville is so great because it's easy
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: to get to a lot of the schools, man. It
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: really is. Like, it's just a little bit easier. So, like,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: that's been great, dude. Yeah, everything's been good, dude. We
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: got to go see an Indiana Fever game, though. That
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: would be really fun. They got a bunch of new players, too. Really? Yeah.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: When is their season? Is it now? May 17th, I think.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: It starts against the Chicago Sky. I would love it.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: Are you going to be there? No, you said. I'll
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: be out of town, but I do want to go
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: to a game soon. I feel like they play the
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Chicago Sky every game. Doesn't it feel like that? I
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: don't know if that's just the only time they publicize
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: that they're playing, but they play, every time I look,
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: it's Angel Reese and Kaitlyn Clark. It's like. We got
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: to go up there, dude. They got some great new players.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: Sophie Cunningham. They got Aaliyah Boston. They got, yeah, Dawana Bonner.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: They just got, she's new. Are they the top team
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: in the league? No. No. They're ranked four or five
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: to possibly take the title, yeah. Dude, they got a squad, bro.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: They got some beautiful ladies on the team. Where does
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: Kaylin Martin play? Am I messing it up? Oh, Kay Martin.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: She plays for the Valkyries. The Valkyries. Expansion team out
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: in the Bay. Nice. She's digging it. She was cool. Yeah, dude.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: We should go to an Indiana Fever game. That'd be
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: really fun. That'd be really fun. hope they i think
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: yeah we got to go back over there and we
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: got to go to another sec game dude yep that was.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: Fun we should do another we should do have you
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: thought you asked me this at the beginning of the
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: interview but have you thought about doing like other stuff
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: like um whether it's like video i mean obviously you're
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: doing a lot of stand-ups you're busy but and you're
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  Speaker 2: podcasting a lot so you're busy but like other video
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  Speaker 2: type things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to make something, start thinking of something
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  Speaker 1: to be a little bit more creative and do some
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  Speaker 1: new stuff, you know? That'd be fun. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you and I have always talked about it. Yeah. We
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be those DJs, remember? Yeah. Dang. That's still
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  Speaker 1: a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: That would still crush.
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  Speaker 1: It would be really fun. Last night, we let you
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  Speaker 1: do it. You let you do it. You let you
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  Speaker 1: do it. You let you do it. Bro, people last night.
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  Speaker 1: Get down. I reached out to some people about that,
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  Speaker 1: but we just never followed through on a lot of
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  Speaker 1: our ideas. We never followed through on shit. God, bro,
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  Speaker 1: it would be so much fun to wear long-haired DJs
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  Speaker 1: out there. They don't do nothing, man. Going like that
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  Speaker 1: to the babes or whatever. They don't do anything. They
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  Speaker 1: don't do shit. They don't do shit, dude. Diplo just
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: came out with a fucking Christmas candy, dude. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: they fucking can do anything when you're a DJ. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even matter. He's selling, like, urine from Jamaica or something.
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  Speaker 1: That keeps lice out of your hair to a backbeat,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: you know? Dude, he's selling fucking bubble gum with a
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: trap beat in it. It's like, he just, you know.
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  Speaker 1: People can do whatever they want, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should do, I would love to do something like,
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  Speaker 2: even if it's a one-off, not even like a series
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  Speaker 2: or something, just like something that's weird and different and fun.
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  Speaker 1: Or get some AI to do something so we don't
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  Speaker 1: have to, we can do it, but just think about,
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  Speaker 1: think it up.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, even doing Drewski's show, like we shot that for
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  Speaker 2: one week, but it was the most fun thing. One,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: because it was hilarious, but also just like, it was
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: new and like a novel stimuli.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. To just get out there and do something completely different. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got to go on more people's shows. I mean,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: even just doing Sunday the other day, I was like, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just, Yeah, I just got so used to just
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: doing this so much, sometimes you forget to go somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Because then you become an interviewer, you don't become a
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: person sometimes after a while. Yeah. I think sometimes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it seems like, but I don't fucking know what I'm
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: talking about. Well, you do it right.
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  Speaker 2: I like how you, when you tour, at least you
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: go to like unique places in America. You're not going
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: like Atlanta, Chicago. You hit those places, but you also
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: go see, you've seen probably more of America than anybody.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: Because every weekend you're in like the randomest city in
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we go to, well, I mean, we do, we do, man.
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  Speaker 1: I think we've been on like 150 of the top
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: 200 cities size-wise. That's awesome. So you start to see
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of great places. Wisconsin has some of my
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: favorite places I never thought. Dude, a place I just
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: went to in Indiana, Fort Wayne, Indiana. Nice. So nice.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: Is that your number one secret city? La Crosse, Wisconsin.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: La Crosse, Wisconsin. What's from there? I've never heard of that.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Is that the capital of Wisconsin? No. I don't know.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: Why do you say that? What's so cool about it?
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  Speaker 1: Just like, it seems like a perfect place to live
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: if you had an idea of a perfect place to
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: live but when did you go storybook i went in
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: the fall so it was right before halloween so like
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: all the trees had changed color and you could go
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: up on the mountain right there and all the trees
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: were like changing colors she had kids like walking around
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: like the day before halloween like he's come from school
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  Speaker 1: with like their halloween candy and like their moms were
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: like Brustle them through the leaves like the leaves were
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: like it's like all changed colors were on the ground
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: Moms were fucking secretly vaping while they walked her kid
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: tell him not to use drugs. Yeah, I just crush
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  Speaker 1: and vape off the edge Wisconsin have you seen the
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin? I bet it's all right.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: They love drinking. Oh, that's it That's the it's the
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: drunkest place in the world. Really? Yeah, and I made
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: that up You wanna hear stuff You don't know if
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: it's real or not. We talking to the Elvis Presley
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: of bullshit today, guys. The one, the only Caleb Presley, man.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: Thanks for just hanging out with me, dude. Yeah. Sorry,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like I was myself today, but I
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: don't feel like I really honored you as a guest today, man,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: to be really honest with you. No.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: There is going to be a really good episode out
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: of this. You're just going to have to cut the
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: parts that sucked out. But I think we've got a
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: solid hour. Or in 15 minutes. And we probably had
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: 50 minutes of bullshit.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: A lot of shit, dude. Well, Riley wouldn't tell us
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: anything either. And yeah, it's like 10 of that. Just
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Riley waiting on Riley to click a link. Still didn't
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: get one. But no, that was good, man. It was great.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun. We got to go see a Morgan
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: show this year. We got to do a lot of stuff.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: We just got to do some stuff, you know? You're
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: good about that, though. So we will. Yeah, we just
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: got to do something this year. We will. All right.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: We will. It's a date. It's a date, bro. I
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: love you. It's a straight. Okay, dude. That's good. Dude,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: you're gay, dude. I'm chill. Oh, my wife's calling. Caleb Presley,
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Sunday Conversation. Make sure to check it out.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: Go out and support him. He's doing his own thing now,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: so that's what we got to support. Creators are independent.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: Thanks so much, bro. I love you. Thank you, man.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh,
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: of mind I found. I can feel it in my bones.