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John Pork On My Rizz | Son of a Boy Dad #237 ft. Shawn Gardini · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: welcome back to the future. There's the future of podcasting
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  Speaker 3: right here. Today. We are joined by a very special guest,
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  Speaker 3: the Great and the powerful Sean Guardini. Everybody, Hello, we'll
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  Speaker 4: There, that would be nice. Here.
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  Speaker 3: This is gonna be extremely edited, like, there's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: like there's gonna be like graphics shooting everywhere. That's good,
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  Speaker 3: that's what the kids want. We're really we're actually trying
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  Speaker 3: to steer our audience to more like a children's show.
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  Speaker 4: Right, like Blippy Do you know about Blippy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm loosely familiar with Blippy.
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  Speaker 4: Blippy makes children's content, but he also has a video
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  Speaker 4: from like a long time ago where he's ships on
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  Speaker 4: his Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know if I think you might have
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  Speaker 3: told me about that. It was either you or maybe yeah,
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  Speaker 3: or maybe it was on the yak, but yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's like a kid's YouTuber. And then they pulled the
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  Speaker 3: footage and he's he's doing some freak shit, right.
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  Speaker 4: It was like the Harlem Shake video. Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah shake? Yeah, when the when the bea drop, you
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  Speaker 4: know how when the bee drop, everybody go absolutely buck wild.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he ship on his friend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he just took a dumb on his friend.
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  Speaker 3: And doesn't it like shoot out of his ass. It's
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  Speaker 3: just like a vicious that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a projectile dump.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever taken a projectile projectile
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  Speaker 3: dump before.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I have either. I've been trying
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  Speaker 4: to get my dumps in order. They've been nice today,
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  Speaker 4: but we don't want to do pot of humor on
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  Speaker 4: the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: That do That's usually what we talk about. It's just
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  Speaker 3: the status of my shits. But I'm feeling good today.
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  Speaker 3: I took a nice to a nice turd and uh
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  Speaker 3: got myself a little iced coffee.
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  Speaker 4: Oh cool, Liberal, I got a hot coffee. Liberal.
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  Speaker 3: It's got your name on it too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. This makes the left so mad when they see
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  Speaker 4: me drinking my hot coffee out of my Lego land mug.
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  Speaker 3: Did you go to Legoland?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What where is? It? Isn't like it? I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was in Atlanta for some reason.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, I haven't been to Atlanta when I
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  Speaker 4: was a kid too, Because you have family friends out there.
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  Speaker 3: Atlanta's a great city. It gets a bad rap.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonderful. I wonder why it has a bad reputation.
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  Speaker 4: I have to go there soon. Helium just opened a
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  Speaker 4: club there.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I'm doing it in the next year.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm doing it with Matt though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh nice, you should go do you should go fishing
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  Speaker 3: on the Chattahoochi while we're out.
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  Speaker 4: There the Chattahoochie. I hear so much about the Chattahoochie.
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  Speaker 3: The Chattahoochie is great. I went fishing there. I caught
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  Speaker 3: some caught some largemouth bass.
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  Speaker 4: It was great. You know, that's my jam.
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  Speaker 3: I know it was fun.
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  Speaker 4: There's a wholes about the Chattahoochie. Yeah, it could be
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  Speaker 4: the best, could be the best name for the body
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  Speaker 4: of water.
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  Speaker 3: The Chattahooch, the Chatdahoochie is. But I was there.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently there was apparently.
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  Speaker 3: There was any coal I breakout when I was there
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  Speaker 3: on the.
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  Speaker 4: Hooch, the HOUCHI.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Huccie was he was infected with the coal.
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  Speaker 3: I but you.
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  Speaker 4: Weren't swimming in it, So what's the big deal? Bro?
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  Speaker 3: I fell in deep and did you really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I see. And I was at like a I was
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  Speaker 3: fishing at like pretty much like a family beach, and
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  Speaker 3: I fell into the water up to my neck. It
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  Speaker 3: was so embarrassing. No, I'm dead serious, up to your neck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I slipped and there was this super steep hill and
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  Speaker 3: it went right into like a deep pool, and I
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  Speaker 3: was just all of a sudden, I'm just swimming covered
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  Speaker 3: in mud, and I wasn't scared. I wasn't fishing either,
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  Speaker 3: so I didn't have like my waiters or anything, so
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  Speaker 3: I was just in in clothes.
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  Speaker 4: So exciting.
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  Speaker 3: And then I had to go walk by all the
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  Speaker 3: families in the park just covered in mud.
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  Speaker 4: Did you do that? Scared. Whenever I fall into water
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  Speaker 4: by accident, I always do that scared doggy pad all
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  Speaker 4: type swim.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, like that scrambling, nervous swimming. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a.
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  Speaker 3: Cool swim at all. It's you're you're flailing around like
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  Speaker 3: you're drowning.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna take it off the stand.
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  Speaker 4: This is good. I hope to you guys don't have
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  Speaker 4: Runing Francis Dude, running Francis jumped ship.
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  Speaker 3: of there, and.
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  Speaker 3: game show and uh, the Chicago office right now?
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  Speaker 4: Are you allowed to spill the beans on that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about it at all. It just
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  Speaker 3: started I guess two days ago, so I'm not really
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  Speaker 3: up to date. But I was texting them yesterday asking
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  Speaker 3: I know, how was it.
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  Speaker 4: He's a fucking savage. Yeah, I love Francis. Was on
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  Speaker 4: actually really nice. Yeah, he's he's me good. He's funny too.
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  Speaker 4: Some guy gave us a strawberry rudebarb pies. Shout out
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Francis loves sweet treats.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were really good, and you know, I don't
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  Speaker 4: have much of a sweet tooth, but they were really tasty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: shout out to bro.
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  Speaker 3: His thing is his fans bring him pie on the
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  Speaker 3: when he goes on the road. His fans are are
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  Speaker 3: very cool and nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Ellis. Ellis has got a good fan base.
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  Speaker 3: It's all just like old, like established people, like people
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  Speaker 3: who like have a house and like a family. My
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  Speaker 3: fans go to me and they like whisper in my
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  Speaker 3: ear and they're like, you help me beat my fetanol addiction.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, all right, thanks bro, Hey, you take care.
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  Speaker 3: I love my fans. A lot of people think a
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  Speaker 3: lot of people think they are nice.
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was sitting at a restaurant the other day with
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  Speaker 3: my friends and some dude just walked by. He just
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  Speaker 3: goes sass dog and then he just kept walking.
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  Speaker 4: That's awesome. I told this story on Matt and Chains.
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  Speaker 4: But some guy pulled up to me in the car
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  Speaker 4: the other day and was like guard dog, and I
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  Speaker 4: got all excited. That's just like a dude I never met.
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  Speaker 4: And I just had like a three minute conversation at
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  Speaker 4: the red light with him.
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  Speaker 3: And it.
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  Speaker 4: Got to a point where we like ran out of
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  Speaker 4: for thirty seconds and.
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  Speaker 3: Then rolled the window up.
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  Speaker 4: And then eventually just with it. So how you liking Austin?
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  Speaker 4: I love it, man. I was like the light screen,
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  Speaker 4: I gotta go, man, it's nice to man. I should
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  Speaker 4: have let him here with the accord could do yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 3: At least revved it once or twice. Just let him
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  Speaker 3: know who's in I was Austin. I was talking to
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  Speaker 3: Lamaire the other day and he was saying, Uh.
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  Speaker 4: You better just have the same conversation that I had
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  Speaker 4: at the Red Leg. That's awesome treating you.
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  Speaker 3: Lamary texted me the other day and he said, uh.
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  Speaker 3: He was saying that I should move to Austin. Or
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  Speaker 3: I said, or. Shane and Lamarre texted me and then
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  Speaker 3: they were I said, moved back to New York and
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  Speaker 3: they said no. And then Lamaria said you should move
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  Speaker 3: to Austin and I said, uh, too much, too much
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  Speaker 3: to accomplish here still, and he said that's He was like,
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  Speaker 3: that's smart because it's cricket season right now. Anyway, you
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  Speaker 3: don't want to move here during cricket season.
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  Speaker 4: I want to move here during cricket season.
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  Speaker 3: His great season, Like down there, he made it seem crazy.
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  Speaker 4: It is really nasty. They jump on you and ship
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  Speaker 4: you're just walking to like the comedy club and have
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  Speaker 4: a cricket on your shoulder. Dude, you go flack it up.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta go crickets everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta go fly fishing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how There's there's barely any fresh water here.
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  Speaker 3: Bruh, that's just for me to fish off the bank.
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  Speaker 4: There's no bank fishing out here, dude. Everyone I talked to.
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  Speaker 4: There's a nice bro I met the other day who
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  Speaker 4: sent me like three spots, but they're all like forty
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  Speaker 4: five minutes away.
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  Speaker 3: Bruh. Forty five minutes is nothing. I go like an
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  Speaker 3: hour and a half away to find water.
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  Speaker 4: I know. But your you're fish, simp, bro. I let
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  Speaker 4: the fish come to me.
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  Speaker 3: The fish are not going to come to you in
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  Speaker 3: downtown Austin. You got to break out. You got to
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  Speaker 3: move outside the city.
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  Speaker 4: I am sort of outside the city. You've been to
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  Speaker 4: the crib? Yeah, I know, it's crazy and there's nothing
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  Speaker 4: over here.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand. That's the most appealing part about Austin
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  Speaker 3: is having just a house to yourself. You literally just live.
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  Speaker 3: You live in a home by yourself.
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  Speaker 4: He had the crib is nice?
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  Speaker 3: Crazy? This is it. It's all I have. Everything that
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  Speaker 3: you see is what I have. And I'm paying my
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  Speaker 3: estate double what you pay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably exactly right.
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  Speaker 3: This city is a goddamn prison.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but at least you know crickets.
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  Speaker 3: I know that's true. I love crickets, though.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm telling you, they're so nasty. They're big too.
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  Speaker 3: When we went when I went fishing in Wyoming, the
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  Speaker 3: crickets were that was that was what was the hatch
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  Speaker 3: that day. Hoppers, grasshoppers slash crickets and uh, dude, you
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  Speaker 3: just you you have a little foam cricket and you
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  Speaker 3: just throw it in the water. Trout just come up
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  Speaker 3: and smack it. I bet the bass would do the
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  Speaker 3: same thing.
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  Speaker 4: It would be nice. I really got to get on
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  Speaker 4: some bass. I'm having withdrawals. I'm having fishing withdrawals. I'm
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  Speaker 4: missing fishing.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. You should go.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Texas I think has some pretty good uh small mouth
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  Speaker 3: bass like rivers. You should go fish those. Those would
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  Speaker 3: be sick. You ever fish in a river before, or
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  Speaker 3: you were just a pond slash lake man on lake man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure have I'll check it out the South.
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  Speaker 3: I know Alabama does, and I know Texas obviously has
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  Speaker 3: great bass fishing. But I got some pretty sick uh
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  Speaker 3: small mouth rivers where you can just catch like big,
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  Speaker 3: like huge small mouth.
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  Speaker 4: I don't I want to catch some small mouths, but
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  Speaker 4: I need to get on some largies. I missed my largies.
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  Speaker 3: I know, dude. Did I tell you about when I
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  Speaker 3: went to Pennsylvania and I tried to eat small mouth?
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  Speaker 4: I think you did well? Is that when you caught
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  Speaker 4: like a million?
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  Speaker 3: I caught like thirty of them, and then I tried
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  Speaker 3: to cook them. I tried to cook four, and I
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  Speaker 3: just like I just pretty much just tortured and mangled
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  Speaker 3: them and then threw them back into the water.
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  Speaker 4: It was dud.
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  Speaker 3: It was horrifying.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't get to meet. Do you watch that guy's videos? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I watch his videos every night.
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  Speaker 3: I got a Coleman right sitting right here.
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  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: They're thirty bucks Old Coleman. Yeah, it's thirty dollars for
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I I he popped upon my time wine.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: His name is Wade, right, Wade Fishes or.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Something something like that. He dude, he'll eat anything. He'll
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: eat anything that's in the anything that's in the water.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: You Mexican. He's on the Mexican tip where he Yeah,
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: this is largemouth.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: That's the That's what the Asians do. The Asians will
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: just eat anything. And those boys love to break the
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: rules and go over the limit. You see one of
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: those guys, they got fined and they got it. They
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: got a cooler with forty five small mouth bass in it.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Should start citizens arresting them. You should, uh site, I
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: don't know, not just like a citizen's game warden.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I know I should go down to the Hudson and
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: waita dude, those guys eat fish that are in the
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Hudson River and you're like, dude, this is it's literally
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: poison that you're eating.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: That's what I was saying about the doggies and the cats,
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: about how Trump was talking about them eating the doggies
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: and the cats. I was like, I'm pretty sure people
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: in New York have been doing that. For years and
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: years and years.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Oh absute. If there's just there's definitely over a thousand
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: people in New York who eat dog and cat like
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: once a week. It's that's like their Sunday night meal.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: The door dash drivers. I think that was you who
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: was talking about the door drivers. It's filling their bags
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: up with nick sunnies from the fucking Central pot. Oh dude.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I went fishing and.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Chipotle say on the back of their boatbed dude.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I went fishing at Central Park and it was literally
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: it was just all door dash dudes like with their
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: bikes parked and they just had like one of those
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: like like four piece rods and they were all just
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: catching fish, throwing it straight in the bag, straight in
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: the bag. I went and saw Sebastian Manascalco this weekend
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: at ms JO. So unbelievable. Are you a Sebastian guy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that a lot of comedians didn't like
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Sebastian because I think he's like, uh like his it's
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: all delivery. I think he's the best.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I think he's funny for sure. I did turn down
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: going to see him one time.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Big mistake. Big mistake.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: This was I regretted it ever since.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: It was probably the best comedy show I've ever been to.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Really better than Drip at the stand upstairs when when.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Run Uh yeah, probably better than that. I've been to
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: some good shows, though, I guess I was there when
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Chain filmed a special that was that was real. That
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: was a good show. Yeah, this was the best. This
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: is the best show that I've ever bought tickets to
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: and gone to and sacking the crowd and watched.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: I haven't bought tickets to a show in a dog's age.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was kind of nervous because I wasn't really
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: laughing in the beginning, like when we when we first
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: sat down at like the at the openers, I was
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I wasn't really that into it. But also it was
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: a ton of people talking and that was pissing me off.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: So then I was. I started thinking. I was like,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I hope I can still enjoy live comedy. And then Sebasti, dude,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Sebastian pulls up and he pulls up to stage on
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: a moped. I'm screaming, I'm screaming laughing, and I swear
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: to god, dude, and he's like, you know, like how
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: like Schultz has like when he does like an arena,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: there's like a forty five minute intro video that's exactly
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: what Sebastian has, and then the and then the video
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: just cuts to a live feed and it's him cruising
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: through Madison Square Garden on a moped.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Oh so it was the MSG.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was so we were right up front.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, Damn, what if he started crowd working you?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: He crowd worked a couple of people and uh. And
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: then at MSG put him on the jumbo tron and
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: they all go, yeah, they didn't play for it. They
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: didn't like it at all. They all were like, dude,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: they were like hiding their faces and ship because there
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: was a dude in the front row wearing shorts and
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Sebastian was like thanks for dressing up. And then they
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: show him on the big screen and uh and that
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: and that dude was given like the let's move on.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do this.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Leave me out of it, buddy.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was. Yeah, dude, he comes, he comes up
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: on stage and he goes, uh, he goes happy to
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: be here in New York and then he goes went
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: for a little walk. What happens And I'm just I'm screaming, laughing.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like I was like a crowd member
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: of one of those deaf jam comedy shows, like I'm standing.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Might have tasted like my mom.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I'm standing up, pacing around, I'm laughing so hard.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: You went black a magician mode.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Oh it was so good. I don't get everyone's like
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: it was like that though, Like we were the youngest people.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I went with my friends from home. We were the
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: youngest people there by ten years. Everyone around us was
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: like sixty.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Dude, Well you know where I'm from. I'm from, yeah,
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: you Gerzy Yeah, and all the Italians. I mean, he
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: might as well be a god. Everybody loves Sebastian. Every
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: one of my parents' friends.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude. My grandma, my mom texted me and
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: she was like, grandma loves Sebastian. And I was like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: how does she even know who he is? But I mean,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I guess it makes sense. He sold out ive shows
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: at the Gardens, so he's gotta be Yeah, that's definitely
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: his demograh and that's the that's a good demographic to
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: have because those people actually buy tickets because they have money.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: True. Yeah, I remember my friends, my friend Bryce. Shout
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: out to Bryce, he might listening.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: To this, actually, shout out Bryce.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: And he went to Atlantic City with his family and
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: my family went with, you know, both of our families
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: went to Atlantic City and they were like, we're going
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: to see Sebastian. Do you want to come? And I
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: was I think I was like nineteen or maybe twenty
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: at the time, and I was thinking about starting comedy,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: but I don't think I did. And I was like,
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to see that. Frank judgmental about it,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: and I'm sort of embarrassed about how I How I
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: would I should have just gone and seen it would
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: have been.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what that's what That's what Francis was saying
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: to me. He was saying that he was like, I'm
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: surprised that you like Sebastian because a lot of comedians
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: are like pretty judgmental over him, and they say it's
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: kind of like, uh, I don't know. I think if
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: you just get over to the fact that he's doing
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: a character, it's great.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's sort of like a dice exactly. Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like dice.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Without the like riddles and being extremely you know, without
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: the yeah, the the misogyny.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Shut your fucking hole. Oh and now we're back.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Get it. Have you ever seen that The Day to
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Laughter Died?
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: No, I was just watching Dice Rules though, that one
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: when he does MSG that one's great. That looks like
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: it might be the most fun comedy show of all time.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Everyone's singing along.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Is every yeah, yeah, exactly, everyone's doing the little Boy Blue.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: He gave me the money. He needed the money.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Oh do you know about the Day of the Laughter Died.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: It's a two part audio album now in like danger Fields.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I think it's in danger Field. It's on like a Tuesday,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: and he records it two hours and he's just like
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: bombing sort of on purpose. Yeah yeah, but it's so funny.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: It's still so funny. But he's like antagonizing the cloud.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: He's like one one like ten minute five minute chunk
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: where he's just like doing this joke that doesn't make
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: any sense. He keeps going, yeah, I'll be there maybe
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: an hour, maybe an hour back. He just keeps saying
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: that it doesn't make anything, it's not a reference to anything,
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: and he does he just never stops doing it. And
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I say, I think about that all the time. It
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: goes You're you're about as funny as a glass of milk,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: somebody says to him at one point. I can't remember
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: a lot. I haven't watched it a while, but oh,
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: I always think about an hour back.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I always watch I always rewatch his uh, the one
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: that made him famous though, the Rodney Dangerfield's like live.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: One where he goes up and he does that he's
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: got he's got the cigarette. Yeah, like a tail did
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: it and Doug stan Hope did it. Yeah, he does
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: the around the mouth.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: I mean that, let's stop talking shop, dude, we're talking
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: too much shop. They don't want to hear this inside baseball, bro.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: This isn't even inside PABA. We don't know either of
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: these people. But yeah, we got to talk about There's
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: a lot of stuff that we got to cover today,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: important stuff, not just it's not just all like sun
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: China and rainbows. We got to talk about Diddy. I
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: still haven't really covered the Diddy stuff yet on this podcast,
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: And I know a lot of people are looking to
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: hear like my point of view.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they clamoring for it exactly. Lord forgive me for
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: what I did with Diddy.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Lord, forgive me for what I did with Diddy? That
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: that's fake, right, Yeah, yeah, it sounds so real.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I know. I love that. I love that audio. It's
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: so funny that.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: You gotta love it.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Well, gotta just sit back and lap when you see
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: that kind of stuff.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, so, Meek definitely got fucked by Diddy,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: but it seems to be the new one seems to be.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: JB seems to be heavily. I mean, JB got diddied.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: JB got the full did Yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: The video of Diddy being like, we're gonna have to
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: sleep over? Do you remember that? Yeah?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I've seen them all, have you?
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I saw that one. Matt sent me that one a
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: while ago. Yeah, and it was disturbing, And now it's
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: getting even more disturbing. Like there's a video of him
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: patting him down.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw that one because if he was wearing
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: a wire bro fried that was Is that the same one,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: the one where he's patting him down. Is that the
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: same one where he's like, He's like, I feel like
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: we never hang out anymore?
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I think so I don't remember, And Justin's.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, man, I've just been so busy lately.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: I just just have a Michael Jackson energy.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: He has a huge MJA energy, especially when he was younger.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: But now people are doing all that gay ship where
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: they're like they're like clipping out that song of his
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: where he's like and they're like and they're like they're like,
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: oh my god, he was speaking to us this entire time.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Nobody listens.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: No one listened to JB. What if you had it all?
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Give me for what I did with Diddy.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: And then Kevin. The Heartbreaker is the most devastating one
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: for me. keV was being so dude, keV was getting
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: keV was I think keV might have been like second
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: in command at the freak Off.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Li keV Li keV Deer.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Patrese is rolling in his grave right now.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Imagine what Patrese would say about the duff.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Patrese would throw fucking fifteen phone books at keV right
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: now at the Heartbreaker.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: That is funny to think about it. Be like, damn,
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I just wish we could hear about what what Patrice
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: would say about this Big Justice stuff. I wish you
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: could give Patrice's take on the Rizzler right now.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: So I'm actually new on Big Justice. That's that's a
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: new thing for me. But that song, that song has
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: been stuck in my head just non stop. We bring
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: the boom. That's what we do. We bring the boom.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: We bring the boom to you. What's the My favorite
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: part is when he goes where they say what time
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: they've come out with their videos? Every day?
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, every on your f y.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your favorite father and son. Yeah you think about
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: you're big into that ship.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, my brain's rotten to the core.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got brain rot. I try to stay away
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: from the brain rot.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: I'm big. My favorite is John Pork.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: You know well, I put you onto John Pork.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: No, that's not true.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: That's absolutely true. I sent I sent you John Pork,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: and I said, I sent you that first, John Pork.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I'll pull it up.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Absolutely first. I put you on a J misshape from.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: V I put you on a JP and I and
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I sent this to you, and I said, dude, I said,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: you coach, go look at Instagram. I just sent you
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: a heater. Dude, I'm looking at it right here. No, No,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I sent you, I sent you JP. Which one is that?
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Look, dude, go all the September fifteenth, all the way up.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: It's even further.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's on September. That's the Yeah, okay, he
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: got me. John Pork on my Riz. I can't hear
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: it at all.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, I don't know why my bad.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: John Pork on my Riz. John Pork on my Riz.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: John Pork is my favorite one. I've been doing Job Pork.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Noel loved job Pork too. He's pretending to be job
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Pork for months. It'll be like the beam of like
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: job Pork is calling, you're gonna pick up.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, John Pork is is really the only brain
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: route that I've that I've fully of that I've fully
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: dived into.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: John Pork and Moo Dang. Those are the two. Those
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: are the two good ones.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with Moodang at all.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: That's the himm mo Dang is the little hippo. Yeah,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: moo Dang, you make my heart saying that's what I
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: came up with this morning. You make everything.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not familiar. The mood Dang.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Is the best?
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Is that an original song?
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: That? Yeah, that's I came over with that this morning.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Bro, you gotta record that and get that out there.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the fure listening to this and you try
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: to steal that from me, know that I'm gonna see
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: your ass. This is this is make known that that
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: is my intellectual property.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Dude. You gotta you gotta put that. Put that as
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: like a like an AI generator and have Drake sing
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: that yeah, but like yeah, and then like and then
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: put Ai and then Ai Moodang to be lip syncing
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: along with it, right, That's what I was. Then and
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: then make the caption like super grainy, like like a
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: fried photo, and then have the caption be like, is
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Moodang coming for John Pork's spotlight?
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: And you make the caption the Tesla cyber truck. Yeah,
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: why do they always do that? I've noticed that because
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: it's all case shipped from I think it's as.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I think they're like getting paid to promo ships.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: They're getting paid by Tesla to post John Pork videos.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: They might be job Pork's the future, dude, I'm gonna
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: start using John Pork to promo my shows.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: That's a good idea, honestly. Yeah. I need something. I
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: need some help.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I need some help to this is well, this is
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: it right here, this is the future.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I need some help. This is the future. I hope
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: this is good.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: I think it's been going great. This is way easier
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: than I expected it to be.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Thought.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought I was gonna be sitting here being like, so,
• 32:33
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  Speaker 4: Cricket hot, Yeah, it sucks.
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  Speaker 3: That blows. It's nice here nice, it's it's in the
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: sixties right now. Sweatshirt jacket, I love, I love its
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  Speaker 4: Just thinking that.
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  Speaker 3: That's how a motherfucker. That's the dice clay. That's the
• 37:01
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  Speaker 3: parties every night of the week. New York City. How
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  Speaker 3: I yeah, that's the best one. I think I'm gonna
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: go full Dice. I think I gotta because I think
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: stand up's not really working out for me, just as
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: like like joke writing, I think I need a character.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: You did do character.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I think I gotta go John Pork on stage. Bring
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: John Porks just upstairs at the stand for fifteen people.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Just I need that grimace shake from livid John.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Pork ories John Pork rees. That shit would make me
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: live really hard. If somebody did.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: That, help would be like, what the fuck is going on?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: If I just didn't break once and I just kept
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: on going through different John Pork versus and that's some
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: ship that would go on kill Tony, And then Tony
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: would be like golden, you had a golden ticket.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Watch her, bro you know, we don't speak bad about
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: that show in this house.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: And then it would be like Rogan the next week
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: he'd be on his podcast be like you see this
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: John Pork guy kill Tony. I mean that guy's special.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: And that's just like you don't see that. You don't
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: get that in New York and LA. You only get
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: that down in Austin.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Young Killer. Have you seen this moodane girl. She's killing
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: it online.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I or I ordered that haunt that uh that that
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: kill Tony merch shirt with all of the killers on
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: the front, and I'm the Jenkin. Yeah, but I think
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: it would be way better if like one of it was,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: like if it was like Hans Kim Casey Rocket and
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: then just John Pork right on the left, right on
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: the left killers a Row.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Dude, you gotta take it easy on that stuff.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: We're not editing dick out. It's time for people to hear.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: You hear all the opinions of Harrison Settle.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: No, dude, you love this ship.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Skippity.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I did see a weird clip of Rogan the other
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: day talking about Skibbity and and and like, uh, like
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: all he was talking about like Skippity and Grimace Shake.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I swear to god it was him. It was him
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: talking to someone else and they were like they were like,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, these these kids like I don't understand anything.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: He's like, you ever hear Skippity. He's like, I don't
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: even know what that. What is Skippity mean?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I swear to god, I'm trying to figure it out. Yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: you gotta say him this isn't for you, This for
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: the fuse.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he would appreciate if you sat him down
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: and gave him a little like let me go through
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: thet This is skibbitity, This is John Pork, this is
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: this is Riz.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Riz is my least favorite. You don't like Riz makes
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: one of us brothers. I'm raising, I'm risen, I'm rising
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: on you.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: So you wanted to talk about who would what? You
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: texted me and said you wanted to talk about some politician.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't actually know if we should talk
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: about that.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Well, let's get into it. Joe's George soros grandson signs.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: You know, he's a New York stand up comedian. I
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: don't know if like this is a good thing to
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: talk about on the podcast. Yeah, he's he's at the cellar.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Really Yeah, and his grandfather just so happened to to
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: have to has have funded the past like ten elections,
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: the Democratic candidates for the past like forever. George Torros
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: wants to kill all the humans. He wants us to
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: eat bugs.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Well, I know Joe's I know George Soros, and yeah,
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I know he wants us to eat bugs. He wants
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: us to all go down to Austin and just be
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: like you got a crik, you gotta croocket on your sweatshirt.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: You just pick it up and you just throw it
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: in your mouths supper time and say lunch mm hmm.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Well you know that's because they're trying to take all
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: the testosteron away from us.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they are.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: They want us to just be. They just want us
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: to be like to be like, uh, lady boys.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's they want us to be sexy lady boys.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: What is the correct term shim?
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: What is she?
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Him?
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: That's definitely not the corrector what's the correct term? Uh? Freak?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: No people?
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Transgender individual? Well that's say.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I was going with the boy. That's what I was
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: looking for.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is a term fanboys. The boys are
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: big right now.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean in New York City. That's we've got
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: only fanboys. There's only a couple of real boys in
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: this The only living boy in New York City. You're
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: looking at him right now. Isn't that a Simon and Garfunkle.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Song, The Only Living Boy in New York City?
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Is that a movie?
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Not a big Garfunkle head. I like Simon. I like Simon.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: It was Garfunkle the one that was an asshole.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know much about them. I
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: was just trying to joke around.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the only living boy in New York.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: I need that skippity grim mischak from LEVI. Dude, they
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: should do a collab with John Pork, Simon and Garfunkels
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Simon and garfunk featuring Johnson. Would shouldn't have brought up Pork.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: I can't think about anything else once they bring I
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: think it's Chinese brainwashing techniques.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Honest, dude, all of that shit is. I'm begging you
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: to get off. I'm begging you to start setting a
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: time or for your screen time. Thirty minutes of Instagram
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: at day?
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: My screen time is okay.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: What's your screen time looking like? I don't check it exactly.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Because I'm too embarrassed of it.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: But ten hours, ten or twelve hours that it could
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: be twelve hours. You're probably six hours of John Pork alone.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Your fucking screen time is worse than mine, bro.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Not even close. I'm never on my phone. I take
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: my phone, I put it away as soon as I
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: got home, as soon as I get back to like
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: my peaceful, my den, my area phone goes away. Do
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: you ever have a teacher You ever you have a
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: teacher that used to be like when I get at
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: four o'clock, my laptop goes off, Like as if you
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: would try to email a teacher like outside of school,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: and they'd reply and be like, I don't reply to emails,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: and it's like, well, that's your job. It's the only
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: thing you have to do.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: I need help with the homework.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Exactually I used to have a philosophy professor here who
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: would smoke a lot of cigarettes. I thought he was
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: so cool, and he'd be like, I don't use my email,
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: so if you want to ask me anything about the class,
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: you just have to come to my office.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Oh he was trying to fuck the kids for sure.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Probably. Yeah. He had a mattress in his office. Oh dude,
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: what Yeah, he had like stacks of books and a
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: twin size mattress like up against the wall in his office.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: And he was that's weird, I'm just reading all day, dude.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: That was your was p Diddy. Did he have a
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: bunch of fucking oil in his office too? A bunch
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: of baby oil?
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Nah, bunch of baby ol.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: A thousand bottles of baby oil.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: A thousand bottles of baby oil on the wall, one
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: thousand bottles Baby o take one day.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Thousand bottles of Big Earl.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Baby Earl.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: That I am on fire today, you are on fire.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I was just going deep cut internet references that.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: They're gonna be so mad that Francis and Rone aren't here.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're gonna say, this is gen z, this
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: is what you're eating.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: They're gonna say, oh my god, skip.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: But you know what is cool in like thirty years
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: from now, people probably watch this pot This is gonna
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: be like Patrece and Burr. You remember that, Uh that
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Harry Settle Shawn Guardini podcast. Gotta go back and I
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: gotta fire. I got that downloaded somewhere. I gotta go
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: find to that. They talked. They talked Big Earl and
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Grimace shake for an hour.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I don't really have anything else. I got my tooth
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: fixed the other day. Oh hell, yeah, you got my
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: chip fixed?
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Nice? Was that painful? Did you have to go to
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: the dentist for that?
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I had to go to the dentist here. Where
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: else would I have.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Got I don't know. I haven't been to the dentist
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: in a long time, and I really gotta go.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: It wasn't painful, but the hygienis was not working hard.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: I was just choking on water the whole time. Oh
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: so they have to like put a bond. Yeah, it
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: feels really weird because I'm not used to having that
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: piece of tooth there, so I keep just touching it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I feel weird about it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Anytime you get something done in your mouth, you always
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: just hey, you hey, pause. Anytime anytime I get something
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: done in my mouth, though, my tongue is just fucking
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: My tongue gets curious, you know. My tongue is always
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: just scoping out the scene.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: I do have this tongue right now. Yeah, I keep
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: touching it and just but it's nice. It toss me
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: a ship ton of money, which sucks. That does, well,
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: not that much money, but.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: You got to pay out of pocket. You don't have
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: h I.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Don't have dental no, not even with health insurance, but
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: not dental insurance.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: You guys gotta get Madden. Chains needs to become like
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: a real company and then you guys can you can
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: get like benefits.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just I'll let them.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I'll let him know that's coming up from Uh, that's
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: from New York. That's coming from New York.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: That's coming from Harold.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: The the dentist lady told me I looked like the
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: kid from Spy Kids though, when I was leaving Spy Kids,
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: which one. Yeah, she said, I look like Juneing from
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Spy Kids. Do you remember little boy? Yeah, the little
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: boy I don't know like him at all. I didn't
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: really think so either, but I just went, oh, yeap, yep. Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Would you say, oh yeah, I get that all the time.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what I said. I said, oh yeah,
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: everyone's always saying that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Everyone's always saying you look exactly like that dude from
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Spy Kids.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The dentist was pretty so it made me nervous.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: She probably was trying to fuck you.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Kind of seemed that way, honestly.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Did she have a mattress in her office too?
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah? She did. She said I looked like the kids
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: from Spy Kids. And I was like, easy, baby, easy,
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: let's keep this relationship professional. Easy baby easy.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: I can't get over your philosophy teacher having a mattress
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: in his office.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot about that. I can't even remember his name,
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: but I remember he was like a very Catholic because
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: I went to a Catholic college for my first year college.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Where'd you go, uh La Salle University?
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: And then where'd you go after that? Temple?
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Temple University.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that seems to be the move
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: for everyone in like the Jersey Philly area. You go
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: somewhere for one year and then you transfer to Temple.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Sometimes they transferred to a lot of places. Where I
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: grew up, it was Rutgers. Rutgers is the big school
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: everyone rus.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Did you know Mook in college? I think he went
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: to Temple too.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't know Muk in college.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: And you guys are away with the same age, right,
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: he's a couple of years older than me. Yeah, I
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: forgot that. Mook's old as shit.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Mook's forty five.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Moke's an old dad dude. He's like thirdy. How old
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: are you? You're like twenty five, twenty six?
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: I'm twenty seven. Oh, could be my last year on
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: this earth.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Did you hear the record Scratch? No? Yeah, I got
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: the soundboard, but all I've got the record scratch. Yeah,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I did the record scratch. It's on people really like
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: the soundboard. That's what's fun about doing these episodes.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Who but you only have the record scratch.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I only have the record scratch loaded up right now.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I used to have the Brah That was a big hit.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Uh buh bro.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Brouh.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: People love that?
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, No way.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Tell people are gonna love it, dude, it's been a banger.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: I mean we can end it. We can end it
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: in a minute, because we're all we're already at like
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: forty five, bro, Dude, forty five.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Like that when you're having fun.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I guess let's rip a three hour I got, I
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: got some more time. Let me get another ice coffee.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Let's make another ice coffee, and then we'll u We'll
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: go for.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: A couple more hours the riff and juice.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: What's coming up for you? Bro? Talk to the people.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: I gotta go to skunk Feast. Yeah, so I'm gonna
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: lose a lot of money on football.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Probably you didn't take the you didn't want to take
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: the sprinter van down there?
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: No, you heard about that.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: I saw Andy was posting on his Instagram.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Andy, they all took like an r V. But
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: it's like eleven of them and they were like, dude,
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: you're seriously not coming, and I was like, bro, you're not.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: It's like five of my fattest friends on an r
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: V together.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: It's literally like, dudes.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like this sounds like the most uncomfortable ride ever.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: That must smell.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: You know, it's crazy, but that motherfucker and I love that.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry I called you guys fat if. Yes, I
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: love you. You know I love you.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: But they're probably going to be gone on the RV.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: They might watch this in the home stretch of the drive.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: They should be getting there any any date, any probably today.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: How long of a drive is that?
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: It's only it's less than twenty four It's like, I
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: think eighteen hours or something like that. But they're stopping
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: a lot.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Why didn't they just I guess it's cheaper than flying
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: if they if they have eleven dudes driving in one car. Wait,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: probably what is it? What is it twenty five dollars
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: each to get there?
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know, but I already booked my flight.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: But Nate mailed on them, yes Monday morning, and they
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: were leaving Monday afternoon, as I'm not doing it. Yes,
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: of course you wanted to fly easier to fly. It's
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: like a two hour flight. No, I think some of
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: them are driving back and some of them are flying
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: back because that.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Feels flying back, yeah, because it feels like something that
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: would be fun. Driving there being like skagfist, let's do it,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: and then the way bank festers, You're like, dude, we
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: have a twenty four hour drive back? Yeah, yeah, what
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: the fuck did we do?
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah? When it sounded so fun in theory, and then
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: when I found out that I think literally twelve to ten,
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: ten to twelve people are on one r V, I
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: was sack, bros, We're not gonna fit the RV.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: I mean because I saw I saw Andy and Lamaire
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: on the RV and then it was like ten other
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: dudes that I didn't know.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are just a bros.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: They packed that shit out.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: I know it's too crowded.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I'm so bummed that I'm not going to gang Fest.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get the emotion insane fomo.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty bummed. You're not going to.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Everyone I know is going everyone family first though, family first,
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: got it. I gotta go to a wedding, my cousin's wedding.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Oh cool, yep, Damn, how are you going to operate
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: at the wedding? Are you trying to wrap it up?
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Or do you not want to get into the wedding stuff?
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I don't care if we talk about
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: the wedding. It's a big wedding. So I'm probably just
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: gonna like sit in the corner with my dad and
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: watch football. Yeah, weddings on Saturday, Alabama, Georgia. I don't
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: really know, Like what am I going to not watch that?
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: That's a that's a that's a title game right there just.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: In the church. Well, wait, is it jewish? Is it
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: a Jewish wedding? No?
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get out some let's throw some picks. Let's
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: throw some picks around and then we'll wrap it up.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: All right. Well I don't have any picks and I
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: haven't won a single bit.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Also, we got we really got six, right now, we
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: kind of got fucked.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: I'm oh for six. I know Gabe Davis screwed us.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: I know I feel bad he got hurt.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: I know, sorry Gabe, he scored a touchdown. I would
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: have been so happy. You would have paid for my
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: whole tooth.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Bro I got Gabe hanging up right year Okay, I
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: was gonna almost just ripped him off the wall, but
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: then I forgot that he's hung up with a sticky
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: sticky things, sticky tack. Yeah, that was gonna be a
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: big one.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: That was.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: That was That was a good bet. I'm I'm really
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: what I'm scoping is I got there's a there's one
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: game that I was looking at that I was really
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: just foaming at the mouth over, really just salivating. Oh,
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Eagles Bucks, that's a good game. That's because that's that's
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: who knocked you guys. That's who knocked you guys out
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: of the playoffs.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah last year. Yeah, that was a tough hell.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Baker, Bake Baker. Oh you don't like Baker? How do
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: you not like Baker Mayfield?
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, I like Baker, but he beat my boys.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Patriots forty nine ers. The forty nine ers are a
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: ten point favorite. Take Patriots to cover that. Let's take
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Patriots to cover.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: I like that. Niners are really bad. They're played with
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: the injuries right now.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: I know, dude, you see that. McCaffrey's in fucking Germany
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: Jaffrey's retired.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Dude, McCaffrey's in Germany right now. Trying to figure out
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: his calf problem, and they're still saying it's a minor injury.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: And it's like, dude, you don't go to fucking Germany
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: if it's a minor injury.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: McCaffrey is Nazi scientists working on his caffy. Yeah, I
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: have to go to Argentina to get a specific medical treatment.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: They're literally doing experiments on his leg. Oh shit, Bill's
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Ravens Sunday Night. That's a banger.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: I like it. James Coke first TD, I like that. Ooh,
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: but Derrick Henry Derek Henry first TD is intriguing as well.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: James Cook first CD is plus eight point fifty though.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: That's fun. That's playful. That's playful, you know what. I
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: also like Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson to score.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: The Battle of the Quarterbacks.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be a QB battle. I'm looking at plus
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: five seventy five parlayed. Yeah, that's tasty.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: I'm looking and I'm like, fun, that's playful, that's playful.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: That's playful.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Wager, what else do we got? What's the Thursday game
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: this week?
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: I think it's Giants Cowboys uh oh, the Cowgirls that
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: actually might be a good game. To be honest, the
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Cowboys fucking suck this year.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be the I don't want to
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: be the one to say it, but the NFL kind of.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Is uh washed this year.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: NFL is kind of washed, dude.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hear that.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I mean it's kind washed. I'm still enjoying watching the games,
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: but it's like all the teams that are supposed to
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: be good suck and the Patriots still suck. Well that's good,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: but like if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl again,
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I'll just kill myself.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really really putting me to sleep with this fucking
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: with this ball talk with his but no, I'm sorry,
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: I got the but.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: All good, bro, all good. I'll just wrap this up solo.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: I'll just finish by myself.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: The Chiefs ticked me off.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: The Chiefs enraged me. The Birds are pretty bad.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: The Birds are pretty bad. But we just needed a
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: j to heal up.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Well, did you guys?
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: It's Davant Davonte Smith?
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Is he out?
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I haven't looked it up. He was
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: at last past week's game because he got fucking Dallas
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: Goddard put that ship on his back.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Dallas Goddard was so good.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: He played football for the first time all season. He
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: was literally ahead. He had like two receptions all year
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: until that game.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he played. He had a really good game. I
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: think it's probably I think the Bills might win the
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: super Bowl, dude, A Bill's Eagles, Bill's Eagles super Bowl
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: would be so.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Sick mm hmm, yeah, that would you know, I gotta
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: take the Birds. Ye, that would be a fun watch.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: That would be a fun watch. Anything that, anything without
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: the Chiefs.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't. I don't like the Chiefs.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I don't like the Chiefs. I dude. A lot of
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: people talk shit. So I so this is I'll wrap
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: it up after this, but so.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: In the spring, I said that Trevor.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: Lawrence, he looks so bad. I said that he was
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: a fucking game on my phone. I was getting so mad.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the comedy club, dude, I said that he sucked
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: and that he was going to be a bust this year.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: I had hundreds of dms for people saying, you don't
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: know anything about football. Trevor Lawrence is the future of football.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Here we are. They're putting Mac Jones in they lose
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: by what thirty points.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: To the bills worked.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: And then I said that I accidentally drafted Travis kelce
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: on my fantasy team because I accidentally selected auto pick.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: And people were saying that I was an idiot for
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: saying that Travis Kelcey's not good anymore. And here we are.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Travis kelsey has like what thirty yards over the three games.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Dude is rinsed, spend too much time, spend too much
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: time trying to be all Hollywood, and now he's not
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: good at football anymore. That's why he's never gonna surpass Gronk.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Gronk's the race of all time.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Patronk is awesome. I love watching Gronk highlights on my phone.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Bronck's a beast. Ma Hoomes is never gonna be Brady,
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: and Travis Kelcey is so far away from ever being Goronk.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Travis kels is gonna retire after the season. The proof
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: is in the pudding and we'll wrap it up there.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: This is a good.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: Podcasts Football a minute. Thank you for thank you for
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: joining us on the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Anything you want to plug.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't really get anything going on. No dates
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: coming on Sean Gardini dot com. I do have some dates.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: That's where they're gonna be.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Go see Sean on the road.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Dear God, I love you guys so much. I just
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: love and Harry you know. I love you brother, of course.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Bro. It's all love. It's all love. We're sending that
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: right back. We're sending that right back from New York.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Baltimore in a couple of weeks,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: and then Rochester and Burlington as well, which you were
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: supposed you could have come to that, but you bailed.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Well that. I don't want to hear it.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: It's so close for you, guys, cross.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: It's actually, dude, it's a fucking seven hour drive or
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: some ship.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: It's so I drove up there, and I drove up
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: there pretty recently.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: How far was it?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: I went to Killington and it was like five.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: That's not terrible, all right, all right, Well that has
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: been the podcast. Bye, thank you, goodbye.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, all right too